monaco-gp

[spare heart]

tf is sainz doing

[sudden sorrel]

ALBON DEFEND

[safe merlin]

NO WAY LANDO GAINING SO HARD ON LAWSON

[warped marsh]

If I thought the Brazilian was chaos… Qatar takes the most CHAOS!

[obsidian tartan]

They went from British bias to fuck everybody today. They managed to screw over Red Bull, McLaren, Ferrari, and Mercedes

[wide crow]

i guess the media is against the british today - lando and hamilton with massive penalties

[keen skiff]

OK I MISSED SHIT WHY IS LANDO 14TH? WHAT HAPPENED?

[wild pendant]

This race is dog shit

[gloomy flame]

fire the race director

[lusty trout]

Albons car got fixed with silvertape and gorilla glue

[quartz totem]

pendejo of the day is definetely FIA today

[regal needle]

And Lewis is now Retiring

[arctic turret]

Kevin to 9th

[languid light]

ZHOU DOTD

[worn osprey]

its no longer hammer time... 💔

[snow swan]

FUCK THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING WEEK THE FIA BEING SHITTY AND MAKING LEWIS RETIRE WHAT IS THIS

[acoustic tinsel]

BEST RACE IN 20S

[ancient prairie]

what a joke of a race

[worn mica]

LOL BOX TO RETIRE

[grim anvil]

they let him retire

[clever sphinx]

LMAO

[broken comet]

10 second stop go

[snow swan]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS

[plain totem]

Hamilton is going through it

[jovial solar]

10s stop and go penalty for not slowing down under yellow flags

[snow swan]

Never was never will be

[proud raven]

how did they screw over redbull 😭

[analog osprey]

HAMMILTON RETIRED

[muted prairie]

colapinto DOTD 🤑

[lapis cairn]

10 second fucking stop and go penalty 💀💀 stewards are stewarding

[vestal lintel]

Norris taking fastest laps

[snow swan]

Wtf why is norris basically last

[clever pendant]

**DOTD = ZHOU 💚 🖤 **

[final berry]

ZHOU FOR DOTD

[thorn ruin]

Lweis its sbinner time 🥶

[fiery rock]

they retired hamilton

[gray heath]

6 DRIVERS OUT??? WHAT IS THIS

[snow swan]

What if everyone gives up and just decided to give Zhou the win

ZHOU DOTD

real

[bitter trench]

World's unhappiest man rn

[hushed olive]

Hamilton's worst race ever easily

[forest oasis]

what’s a polar bear doing in austin (sauber in points)

[shut jungle]

WHO are we voting for everyone!?

[sinful isle]

7 wdc btw

[deft trellis]

Bro what is with these penalties today, complete shambles, penalty for "safety purposes" yet FIA cant clear up a fucking wing mirror

[twin fox]

Just a go through would have been fine, why a 10sec stop and go?????

[obsidian tartan]

Verstappen losing pole + a penalty point for doing nothing

[eternal grail]

Constructors fight is interesting now with Lando so far out.

[stone viper]

Is Zhou in the points?

[livid jetty]

FIA = NASCAR Race Control

[fading kite]

Drive through penalty

[low star]

I LOVE ZHOU

[acoustic tinsel]

DOUBLE SAUBER POINTS POSSIBLE???

[signal grove]

fernando doing jesus work

[mental rover]

Max will never be the goat btw

[buoyant star]

ZHOU

[rigid salmon]

ZHOU DOTD YALL

[heavy island]

this race has had more victims than fucking Brazil

[cursive barn]

Stupid penalty.. 10s stop and go for not slowing down under yellows

[grim anvil]

KICK SAUBER WILL HAVE DOUBLE POINTS YO OMG

[hushed plover]

Yes

[digital fog]

Magnusen better don’t drive into Zhou 🗣️🔥

[jaunty shoal]

Zhou be did great

[fickle forum]

bro 6 DNFs and all these penalties

[snow swan]

7x world champ remeber that young buck

[delicate oriole]

ZHOU DRIVER OF THE DAY

[warped marsh]

Norris for DOTD

[zealous bison]

HAS ZHOU DONE 2 PIT STOPS CUZZZ

[raw plaza]

IM VOTING ZHOU AS DRIVER OF THE DAY

[snow swan]

hate my life and the fia

[dusty quarry]

is that even a question? obviosly zohu

[snow swan]

He's good but he's not the best ever

[scenic valve]

you are so wrong yet so loud

[clever pendant]

Zhou 🔥

[unkempt frigate]

worst race for lewis

[inland jewel]

Fight for p2 asw in the drivers

[radiant ore]

not today, but in the whole season FIA screwed over ver alot if times

[marsh dawn]

Zhou dotd

[final berry]

Not yet

[sudden sorrel]

ALBON PLEASE GET POINT PLEASE I BEG MY BOI

[hot python]

norris for DOTD (dumbass of the day)

[ionic ferry]

Not slowing down even though max gained 💀

[amber ruin]

LEWIS RETIRES????

[bitter trench]

Hamilton for DOTD lol

[snow swan]

😭😭😂

[outer forum]

Retire the car so we don’t get a out of points finish

[obsidian tartan]

I feel you then mate I just can’t feel bad for any Lando fan who celebrated the max penalties

[tender spoke]

ZHOU GOATYU DOTD

[muted prairie]

renault mentioned

[steel karma]

man this is rough, but zhou points so its all ok

[snow swan]

ZHOU DOTD

[subtle crest]

Cancel the entire FIA. I’ve had enough with stupid penalties on Verstappen for no reason and now this

[sinful isle]

from the race not the sport

[molten fulcrum]

bottas plerase please plase

[bronze slate]

Hamilton a retirement behind YOU 💜 (this is a coping mechanism im bawling my eyes out right now)

[proud raven]

he's already WDC, it doesn't rly matter and there is no way they can get the constructors

[grim anvil]

He's pissed the fuck off

[long temple]

COME ON BOTTAS

[limpid swan]

Red bull for cry baby of the day

[lament flower]

Lewis has had it with the mid ahh merc

[frail hearth]

Bwoah.

[fringe yew]

ZHOU DOTD

[snow swan]

for what😴😴

[fleet aspen]

Imagine if max lets Charles pass 👀

[snow swan]

Why is it stupid if he broke the rules?

[acoustic tinsel]

DOUBLE SAUBER POINTS POSSIBLE???

[hard river]

guys isnt piastri gon be investigated after the race for sum?

[flat cypress]

a dog could take a shit on the controls and still be a better steward

[peak current]

If you get one or two seconds behind Max I think you can expect a penalty

[tidal oar]

If Zhou doesnt get dotd I will fly to Qatar and slap the winner

[nimble granite]

I voted Zhou for Driver of the day

[hot python]

how is red bull being a crybaby??

[maiden bramble]

has gasly pitted yet?

[inland jewel]

CHAT CAN LECLERC GET P2 IN THE WDC?

[shut jungle]

zhou 🔥 lets go! give this man dotd before he retires lol

[signal grove]

f1.com/vote vote for ZHOU CHADYOU!

[safe merlin]

how did lando make 12 seconds in 2 laps

[wet surge]

this track has bad racing, FIA gotta justify it being on the calendar by leaving obstacles on the track

[low star]

ZHOINTS

[snow swan]

I don't vote but I'd go Zhou

[jovial solar]

in your dreams

[arctic turret]

Bottas close on Albon

[clever pendant]

Russell better overtakes Piastri........

[languid light]

VOTE ZHOU FOR DOTD

[timid imp]

ZHOU POINTSSSS 😭😭

[fickle forum]

zhou will become DOTD even if he bottles now because that's amazing what he did so far

[final berry]

Come on Kevin

[fiery rock]

checo was having such a good race man fuck this shit

[tough spade]

lmfao!

[molten fulcrum]

zhou DOTD NOW

[agile rover]

LMAO KEVIN GOT DISRESPECTFUL

[subtle crest]

I never celebrated any of the Max’s penalties. They were straight up bullsh*t if you ask me

[scenic valve]

Kevin😭😭😭

[small goblet]

BOTTAS GAINING ON ALBON LEZGOOO

[sudden sorrel]

ALBON PLEASE DEFEND

[autumn ferry]

So are we all voting for zhou?

[digital wyvern]

ZHOU DOTD

[acoustic tinsel]

ZHOU DOMINATE MIGHT BORE FANS

[warped marsh]

What if we put the FÍA under investigation? That possible? 🤣

[worn osprey]

zhou podium

[lethal bramble]

WHY DID MY STREAM GO BLACK

[scarlet vapor]

kev

[vagrant talon]

MAGNUSSEN BHAHAHA

[amber ruin]

feel awful for lewis 💔

[real sand]

he hasnt done anything, just got lucky with retirements

[rigid salmon]

YES

[raven brook]

Magnussen 👑

[marsh dawn]

If albon does get a penalty it's double sauber points

[forest oasis]

zhou dotd please please

[unkempt frigate]

ferrari for WCC🗣️🗣️

[young cloud]

Where to vote for DOTD?

[obsidian tartan]

That’s true but he still got robbed of a pole and they gave him a second unnecessary penalty point which both last until next year

[icy dune]

ZHOU DRIVER OF THE DAY, MAKE IT HAPPEN

[low star]

But the track BRINGS ZHOINTS

[clever frost]

Reading that Doohan will replace Ocon next week

[iron raven]

zhou DOTD ‼️

[wild pivot]

Casly for dotd

[hot python]

NORRIS DOTD (DUMBASS OF THE DAY)

[signal grove]

f1.com/vote vote for ZHOU CHADYOU!

[buoyant lion]

what is norris on

[stiff granite]

Kmag nice one

[fading pulsar]

Sauber double points?????

[narrow shard]

ZHOU FOR DOTD

[regal needle]

Kevin Magnussen: I'm Off!

[last lagoon]

Google search

[stone viper]

F OFF

[timid imp]

ZHOU DOTD

[radiant ore]

very harsh for lando but i agree lmao, mclaren fans were celebrating whenever max got screwed over and now theyre getting the same treatment

[pale root]

zhou dotd

[clever pendant]

ZHOU DOTD!!!!!

[grim anvil]

nice one, Kev

[steel karma]

cmon bottas

[fickle forum]

yeah that's true, but no mistakes atleast

[bitter trench]

Nice one Kev

[mellow steeple]

norris overtakes lawson

[eager ore]

KMAG DotD!

[scenic valve]

Zhou is clearly the DOTD today he was so good

[acoustic tinsel]

f1vote

[keen skiff]

aaaaand that constructors win is kaput now

[scarlet vapor]

**** Off

Nice one

[worn osprey]

ZHOU WDC FOR F4 CHINESE 2026

[amber ruin]

oh no albon lost the position to kevin

[flat cypress]

magnussen telling other drivers to fuck off whilst overtaking them, that's why he's my goat

[frail hearth]

Where’s Martin brundle?

[wraith turret]

BOTTAS IN DRS OF ALBON OMGGGGG

[charred elbow]

great overtake

[light topaz]

I love kmag

[wicked owl]

Double sauber points?

[clever frost]

Ocon's 2024 season is all but done

[warped marsh]

FIA for DOTD

[signal grove]

f1.com/vote vote for ZHOU CHADYOU!

[wild pivot]

ZHOU OR GASLY FOR DOTD?!

[sudden sorrel]

WHERE'S THE ALBON POINT

[worn mica]

BOTTAS LETS GO

[tender spoke]

CMON BOTTAS GOOO

[dire condor]

Yes

[cinder thicket]

NORRIS LMAO

[rigid salmon]

BOTTAS PLS OVERTAKE ALBON

[hexed zephyr]

GO BOTTAS

[white marsh]

LMAOO MAGNUSSEN

[proud fractal]

as seb said everyones a ferrari fan. i feel that

[digital wyvern]

BOTTAS

[deft trellis]

That penalty was way too harsh

[broken comet]

ham didnt retire?

[lime thorn]

ZHOU DRIVER OF THE DAY

[grim anvil]

Norris is rage driving now

[shut jungle]

what is sainz doing tho is that alpine that fast

[versed jolt]

Norris might get points

[latent tinsel]

FUC KOFFF

[hardy cosmos]

ZHOU DOTD

[lilac nova]

HAMMERTIME BOTTAS 🗣️🔥

[slender oak]

Fuck offfff

[meager ridge]

Lando penalty ?

[acoustic tinsel]

GOATTAS

[flat cypress]

mercedes said no

[barren ember]

100 second stop go penalty for magnussen for swearing

[stiff granite]

Go Bottas Go.

[wraith turret]

DOUBLE POINT FOR SAUBER GO GO GO GO PLEASE

[real sand]

BOTTAS P17-P10 THE REAL DOTD

[safe merlin]

10 sec stop go

[eager ore]

I love that they are giving everyone penalities as if they were KMAG. 🤣

[obsidian tartan]

I voted for G. ZHOU as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://www.formula1.com/en/page/vote https://df0603krefnld.cloudfront.net/drivers/headshots/Zhou.png

[worn osprey]

I BELIEVE IN SAUBER DOUBLE POINT

[proud raven]

lando trying to salvage his race 🙏

[molten fulcrum]

ALBON PLEASE SBIN

[long temple]

BOTTAS IN DRS

[tender spoke]

NORRIS GO AWAY LET MY BOY BOTTASS GET POINTS

[shut glacier]

I asked for Alonso points and I have been blessed, thank you Lando 🙏

[worn mica]

safety is NEVER too harsh

[digital fog]

Zhou for 7th

[low star]

ZHOU TO AN ACTUALG TEAM IN 2026 PLEASE WE NEED HIM IN F1 PLEASE ZHOU I LOVE YOU WND YOURE ACTUALLY TALENTED AND YOU DESERVE AN F1 SEAT BUT NO ONE CARES BECAUSE YOURE SLOW IN A SAUBER BUT SO IS BOTTAS WHO IS A 10 TIEM RACE WINNER

[unborn lava]

You're muted
Be alert

[unkempt frigate]

what hamilton got penalty for?

[sinful isle]

i wanna forget about this race and hope Abu Dhabi goes well

[digital wyvern]

I don’t blame him ngl 😭😭

[broken comet]

they told him to retire after he continued

[frank glen]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS

[fickle forum]

norris better not rob bottas of that point

[drifting island]

OSACR PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sudden sorrel]

voting gasly 🔥

[slender oak]

FUCK OFF

[hardy cosmos]

VOTE ZHOU DOTD

[fringe needle]

This race is the opera of penalties

[uneven galleon]

VOTE ZHOU DOTD

[deft trellis]

Bro FIA couldn't even clear off a fucking wing mirror, what are you on?

[somber python]

FIA p*ndejo of the day

[true urchin]

for??

[fleet aspen]

Let’s go Maxipies 🥹🫶🦁

[stable galleon]

Extremly boring race

[wise barn]

ZHOU GUANYU DOMINATION

[small goblet]

GO AWAY NORRISS

[raven brook]

Bottas is so close to get a point

[zealous bison]

someone give me DOTD LINKKK

[agile rover]

eh

[rigid salmon]

14 times now

[quartz totem]

zhou did fkin great but i think gasly deserves dotd more than zhou, he single handedly lifted alpine in the wcc

[snow swan]

where can we vote?

[obsidian tartan]

Doohan taking over next race??

[steel karma]

GO ON VALTTERI

[frail hearth]

NOOO BOTTAS

[sinful isle]

speeding in pit lane

[molten fulcrum]

I voted for G. ZHOU as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://www.formula1.com/en/page/vote https://df0603krefnld.cloudfront.net/drivers/headshots/Zhou.png

[tender spoke]

Zak Brown getting a migraine on the pit wall

[coarse python]

fuck you mean

[digital wyvern]

Bro?? Have you been watching???

[snow swan]

LoL!! Carloz can't catch a god damn Alpine. What the fuck happened to Ferrari?

[worn mica]

yeah race director is trash too, whats your point?

[echo pelican]

zhou for driver of the day

[hard river]

f1.com/vote

[distant wave]

f1.com/vote

[acoustic tinsel]

NOO BOTTAS

[hot python]

BOTTAS POINTSSSSS

[slim comet]

For who

[scenic valve]

are you still counting lmaoo

[arctic turret]

Bottas to 10th

[slender viper]

BOTTAS

[wraith turret]

NOOOOOOOO BOTTASSS

[sudden sorrel]

f1.com/vote

[uneven galleon]

YESSS

[somber bluff]

fia clearly drunk, first they took 4 laps to realise there was a mirror in the main straight and waited until 2 people got a puncture to call safety car, then they give lando the most extreme penalty of about 35 seconds for something much less serious than what stroll did at the race for a 10 second penalty

[shut glacier]

AYO BOTTAS IS IN THE POINTS

[bronze slate]

just search up "formula 1 driver of the day"

[stone viper]

CMON VALTERRI

[fleet aspen]

Nooo Bottas 😔

[stable galleon]

Yes

[signal grove]

f1.com/vote vote for ZHOU CHADYOU!

[slender oak]

Done

[buoyant star]

BOTTAS

[snow swan]

ya

[snow swan]

tq

[broken comet]

norris gonna get back into the points 😮

[fiery rock]

It's once again a championship decider in abu dhabi holy shit

[clever pendant]

Is hamilton retired or not?? I thought they said to retire but he is still on the track

[deft trellis]

My point is they give the harsh penalty for breach of safety, yet they can't be safe thenselves

[hardy cosmos]

ZHOU DOTD

[hushed olive]

First time Hamilton finishes last in a race since 2009

[low star]

ZHOU FUTYRE WDC

[tender spoke]

BOTTAS CMON MAN

[distant wave]

The penalties aren’t controlled by race director, they’re controlled by stewards.

[versed jolt]

Albon being a menace to everyone

[molten fulcrum]

lando please dont overtake bottass

[sinful isle]

Stake points

[small goblet]

BOTTAS U GOT THISSS

[rigid salmon]

COME ON BATTERY

[iron raven]

no way

[worn mica]

much less serious than stroll? Did stroll speed through a yellow flag and i miss that?

[fickle forum]

NOO BOTTAS

[pseudo quail]

Cmon Bottas slow him down

[cold river]

"waaaahhh why did the FIA punish me this is so unfair I did nothing wrong fuck you team why are you screwing me over every fucking year waaaaaahhhh" - hamilton

[jovial solar]

HE HAS TO RUN

[unkempt frigate]

where do you guys watch f1

[grim anvil]

I'm afraid Bottas will be a sacrifice 💔

[long temple]

BOTTAS COME ON

[charred elbow]

bottas comeon

[distant panther]

Both saubers point was not on my bingo card this year

[arctic plinth]

Sauber with points

[snow swan]

FIA FIA

SUCKSSSSS

ASSSSS

[unborn lava]

S TIER RACE

[proud fractal]

Max has given FIA too many gin and tonics today

[acoustic tinsel]

GOATTAS

[marsh dawn]

If norris catches bottas and albon is given a penalty that gives mclaren another point

[broken comet]

norris will get a point

[hot python]

FI.COM/VOTE OVERTAKE FOR BOTTAS

[glass shuttle]

FIA trying to wake WCC to AD at this point

[somber bluff]

before i get burnt at the stake i mean he should of got 5 or 10 second not 35 seconds worth

[frail hearth]

At home on the tele or my phone or my pc

[tender spoke]

BATTERY VOLTASS GOOOOO

[latent tinsel]

BOTTTASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hushed olive]

Sauber shitbox on points

[vagrant talon]

helppp the sargeant and ricciardo headshots still being up too 😭

[amber ruin]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[arctic turret]

Even better than São Paulo?

[scenic valve]

Bottas make it to p10🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏

[slow ravine]

ZHOINTS

[flat cypress]

Oh nyoom~! The silver sun was high in the sapphire sky as Zhou Guanyu-chan vroomed his way through the twisty-turny pwetty Qatar circuit~! His kawaii little Sauber-chan sparkled brighter than a brand-new engine cover, UwU~! "I gotta do my bestest for the team-desu!" he whispered to himself, his cheeks puffing up like turbo-charged marshmallows. With a flick of his magical steering wand, Zhou zoom-zoomed past a struggling Visa Cash App Racing Bulls like a majestic phoenix, his heart doki-doki-ing at 200 BPM! "Sugoi~! First points, here I come-o!" he chirped as the radio crackled to life, "Guanyu-kun, pwease cross the line in P10 nyow!" And just like that, he did it! Sauber’s first points of the season—kyaaa~! The garage erupted in sparkles and confetti as Zhou-chan’s Sauber kissed the chequered flag uwu-ingly. Senpai team principal-kun would be so proud of his little pogchamp, desu-ne~!

[barren ember]

the Norris penalty was beyond harsh

[zealous bison]

class drive from norris

[keen pelican]

Bottas!!!!!

[snow swan]

BOTTASSE RAHH

[left whale]

https://tenor.com/view/verstappen-max-verstappen-f1-racing-jos-verstappen-gif-14899758

[low star]

VOTED ZHOU

[wet flume]

Im so sad rn istg. Perez was foing so good today and a hydraulic issue wow. Just like baku

[azure isle]

BOTTAS POINTS

[rigid salmon]

IMAGINE BEING OVERTAKEN BY A TRACTOR

[wraith turret]

BOTTAS INTO THE POINTS YEESSSS

[sinful isle]

BOTTAS COME ONE MAN KEEP UR PLACEEE LEAVE NORRIS BEHIND

[long temple]

COME ON LAD

[snow swan]

I don’t event want to watch this fucking race

[autumn ferry]

Deserved for bottling the season

[snow swan]

double sauber poooooints

[sudden sorrel]

OH GOD DANGIT

[somber falcon]

Sainz js said pls overtake gasly😭

[steel karma]

LETS GO VALTTERI

[digital wyvern]

What did i just read??

[unkempt frigate]

bruh… i meant yall watch the race on f1 tv or any website

[echo pelican]

CMON BOTTASSSS

[clever pendant]

Bottas let's gooooo

[azure silo]

LETS GO SAUBER

[gray path]

DOUBLE POINTS SAUBER

[unborn lava]

Both are S TIER 💀

[lethal bramble]

BOTTAS IN POINTS

[acoustic tinsel]

GOATTASSSS

[buoyant lion]

BOTTAS

[fleet aspen]

Bottas into the points 😳

[echo urchin]

I can agree

[molten fulcrum]

BOTTAS STAY

[stone viper]

🔥

[hot python]

VOTE BOTTAS FOR OVERTAKE AWARD NOW

[deft venture]

DOUPLE POINTS

[shut jungle]

BOTTASSSS

[buoyant star]

COME ON BOTTAS

[jovial solar]

Lando is gonna overtake Bottas guys 😭😭😭😭

[snow swan]

BOTTAS POINTS??

[clever sphinx]

BOTTAS IN POINTS

[fickle forum]

LANDO STAY AWAY

[proud raven]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS

[grim anvil]

GOATTAS

[fast fable]

Norris close to Bottas.

[frail hearth]

NORRIS ON BOTTAS

[peak current]

FIA, one of the most inconsistent referees in motorsports

[shy barn]

bottas WANTS it

[slow ravine]

ZHOINTS DOTD!!!

[scenic valve]

GOATTAS 🐐🔥

[small goblet]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[shut glacier]

Ah fuck, Norris is gonna bump Bottas out of the points

[regal needle]

Both Sauber in the Points!

[raven brook]

LEAVE BOTTAS ALONE

[zealous bison]

WERE ALL SAUBER TODAYY

[tender spoke]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF

[slender oak]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ He should just have got community service in a soup kitchen

[trail hamlet]

stop the count

[arctic plinth]

BOTTAS!!

[lilac nova]

🔥

[olive quail]

OH MY GOD

[wraith turret]

HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFBHRSJFNFONSISHDDOS MB SNDJRIZBENENE KILL D KILL RBWIDIDNDHXUDBZUXJFBX IT HDVDUEHXNCJFNSBXUDND D DKSNSNW ABB N ANSHSVD D D SHE
A S FOUS. DOUBEW POITNS FOR SAUEVR LOL

[rigid salmon]

Norris. Close. To. Bottas.

[azure isle]

POINTS

[solemn crescent]

BOTH SAUBERS IN POINTD

[covert stump]

BOTTTAAAAAASSSSS

[analog osprey]

NORRIS MY GOAT

[icy forum]

norris got hit with the equivalent of an intercontinental ballistic missile bruh 😭😭

[hardy cosmos]

GO BOTTAS GO

[hallow rapids]

sauberrr

[plain totem]

SAUBER POINTS

[fluid yew]

ZHOINTS AND BOTOINTS

[sudden sorrel]

GET EM NORRIS

[snow swan]

max outscoring ferrari alone holy smokes

[storm drum]

yeeeeeeessssssssssssssss

[snow swan]

ffs lando don't ruin this beautiful moment

[digital wyvern]

SAUBER DOUBLE POINTS!!!!

[heavy island]

Today, we bleed green

[echo pelican]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[azure silo]

TRACTOR CAR VS TRACTOR DRIVER

[tidal oar]

SAUBER LET'S GOOOOOOO

[molten fulcrum]

LANDO PLEASE DONT PASS BOTTAS

[buoyant lion]

NOO NORRIS IS COMING

[acoustic tinsel]

NOO NORRIS COMINGGG

[bitter trench]

POINTS

[warped marsh]

Bottas and Zhou getting points?!? Sheshhh

[hot python]

NORRIS GO FUCK YOURSELF AND LET BOTTAS MAKES POINTS

[pseudo quail]

Ok it’s Albon hope he defends

[worn mica]

Bottas NOOOOOOOOOO

[broken comet]

lando will get fastest lap as well maybe

[fleet aspen]

Lando don’t do it! Let sauber get double points 🫶

[fickle forum]

lando is too fast

[harsh oriole]

ZHOU DOTD

[grim anvil]

NORRIS IS RAGE DRIVING JEEZ

[stone viper]

Shit Landos gonna get em

[austere pagoda]

BOTTASSS

[restive elk]

Gasly DOTD

[marsh dawn]

Ok norris point let's be honest

[clever pendant]

norris don't you fucking dare 😠

[frail hearth]

Zhou 18% DOTD

[storm hemlock]

what position is hamilton

[stuck onyx]

NORRIS FUCK YOU

[slender viper]

ZHOUUUUUU😭

[shy barn]

GO BOTTAS GO. SHOW HIM WHO YOU ARE

[quartz totem]

so the softs were fking shit, VCARB went gambling with strat again lmao

[olive quail]

DOUBLE SAUBER POINTS IM CRYING I FANT BELIEVE THIS OGH MY GODDDDDDDD 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS AMAZING

[tender spoke]

LANDO SLOW DOWN A BIT LET MY BOY BOTTAS GO

[dire condor]

Dnf

[unborn lava]

Norris very big L

[small goblet]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK NORRIS LET BOTTAS SCORE PLSSS

[sinful isle]

p15, last

[lethal bramble]

ZHOU WINNING DOTD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[wraith turret]

NORRIS LET BOTTAS GET HIS POINTS

[proud fractal]

last

[last lagoon]

Double sauber??

[low star]

Zhoints and Poninnts: A Sauber Redemption

The 2024 Formula 1 season had been brutal for Alfa Romeo Sauber. With just two races left, the team had scored a grand total of zero points. The meme factory was in overdrive, dubbing them “Kick Say-ber” for their constant failures and slow pace. Even die-hard fans had all but given up.

But at the Qatar Grand Prix, something incredible happened.

Guanyu Zhou had started P14 on the grid, his expectations low as usual. Yet, through a mix of good strategy, tire management, and chaos on track, Zhou found himself in P10 with only a few laps to go. His race engineer’s voice came over the radio: “Zhou, you’re in the points. Let’s bring it home!”

Adrenaline surged through him. Zhou fought like never before, holding off a hard-charging Tsunoda in the final laps. When he crossed the line in P10, his celebration was deafening. “YES! Zhoints, boys! We did it!” he shouted.

The garage exploded in cheers. The drought was over. Alfa Romeo finally had points—or rather, zhoints.

But Zhou’s glory didn’t last long. While the team celebrated, Valtteri Bottas, who had been quietly running in P11, noticed something. A post-race penalty for a Haas had bumped him up to P10 as well.

When the official results were announced, Bottas joined Zhou in the points—his single point quickly branded a “poninnt” by fans online.

In the paddock, Bottas smirked as he congratulated Zhou. “Nice job on the zhoints, mate. I’ll take my poninnt and call it even.”

Social media erupted. Memes flooded in, declaring it the “Sauber Miracle.” The hashtag #ZhointsAndPoninnts trended globally, with fans marveling at how the struggling team had gone from zero to double digits—well, sort of.

For Sauber, it wasn’t a podium, but it was a victory. The team had clawed its way out of the abyss, one zhoint and one poninnt at a time.

[vernal holly]

Vote Zhou DOTD

[arctic plinth]

Albon 10s penalty

[raw plaza]

VOTE ZHOU GUYYS

[hushed olive]

Lewis Hamilton points in qatar:0
Zhou points in qatar: 4

[shut jungle]

stop voting verstappen we already know hes goated!!!

[icy forum]

PEREZ DRIVER OF THE DAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sudden sorrel]

GO LANDO!!!

[wicked owl]

ZHOOU

[rigid salmon]

YESS ZHOU

[wild coral]

Where is Logan

[coarse python]

OMGGG 18%

[buoyant star]

ZHOUUUU

[agile remnant]

ZHOU IS WINNING GUYS

[digital fog]

Yes ZHOU!!

[wise barn]

LANDO NORRIS GET THE FUCK OUT I NEED THAT SAUBER DOUBLE POINTSSS

[barren ember]

i wish we'd stop with the chatgpt stories in here

[snow swan]

fuck norris overtaking bottas

[tender isle]

EVEN DAVID DOESNT AGREE WITH ANY OF THE PENALTIES

[mellow steeple]

10 SECOND TIME PENALTY FOR CAR 23 (ALB) - CAUSING A COLLISION

[warped marsh]

LESSGOOOO NORRIS! GIVE ME A POINT

[restive thunder]

ZHOUUUUUUUU

[snow swan]

ZHOU DOTD

[trail hamlet]

vote zho

[kindred cedar]

TIFOSI RISE

[acoustic tinsel]

FUCK NORRIS

[slow ravine]

ZHOINTS DOTD!!!

[sullen drift]

Zhou DOTD

[peak current]

There RB fans man

[stone viper]

15th he wanted to retire lmao

[glass shuttle]

The insane amount of hate for people being F1 drivers in this community is insane 💀

[flat cypress]

Vroom-vroom~! Valtteri Bottas-sama was in his stoic yet secretly adowabwe mode as he zoomed his way towaaaaards glory uwu~! With just fouw waps weft, his sleek Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber car purred like a happy kitty-cat as he cwosed in on da pwize—dat one shiny, sparkly point in P10, nya~! His haiw fwuttered in da invisibwe anime wind as he whispered to himsewf, “I’m no simp; I’m da king of clutch points, desu~!” Awdunno ahead was fwailing, weaving swowwy wike a lost ducky. Bottas-sama activated his sugoi DRS magic and nyoomed by wike a thundewous stoawm. "Mochiron, P10 is mine-desu!" he beamed, his eyes twinkwing wike powished titanium. In da pit wane, da team squeaked, "Ganbare, Bottas-kun! Finish stwong uwu~!" And he did, cwossing da wine and bwoinging his Alfa Romeo into da top 10 in gwowious fashion. Aww, such a cwutch uwu-waceday win!

[molten fulcrum]

ZHOU 18%

[amber ruin]

ALBON PENALTY?????? WHAT????????????????????????????????????????

[clever pendant]

**VOTE ZHOU DOTD ** !!!!

[echo urchin]

Ive never experienced more brain damage reading this chat honestly

[grim anvil]

LETS FUCKING GO ZHOINTS

[long temple]

ZHOU WINNING DOTD VOTE

[autumn hazel]

Go away Norris

[azure silo]

LETS GO LANDO

[lament flower]

Bottas do us a favor

[steel karma]

NO FUCK

[wild pivot]

NOO LANDO GONNA PASS HIM

[frail hearth]

ALBON??

[marsh dawn]

YES ZHOU LETS GO

[abstract cliff]

YESS ZHOU WINNING DOTD

[full imp]

how likely ferrari wins wcc

[fading pulsar]

Zhou DOTD!!!

[fleet aspen]

NOOOO BOTTAS 😭😭😭

[midnight mesa]

VOTE ZHOU

[ruby tapir]

ZHOUPOINTS

[dire condor]

Nooooo bottas

[tender spoke]

ZHOU IS WINNING DOTD LET'S FUCKING GO

[versed jolt]

NOOO

[proud raven]

YES

[fallen prism]

Uhhhh what happen to Lando?????

[unborn lava]

LANDO IS A JOKE
A FUCKING JOKE

[buoyant lion]

NOO SCREW YOU LANDO

[worn mica]

for hitting Kmag lol

[snow swan]

tf for what?

[solemn crescent]

ZHOU FOR DOTD

[regal needle]

Albon has 5 Second Penalty

[deft trellis]

@worn mica you see my point now

[tidal oar]

BOTTAS PLSS

[last lagoon]

HAHAHAHAHA ZHOU LEADING DOTD

[snow swan]

ffs

[light topaz]

VOTE FOR ZHOU

[torn helm]

NOOO

[mental plume]

Penalties, penalties everywhere

[arctic plinth]

MAGNUSSEN PENALTY POSSIBLE

[clever sphinx]

NO

[deft venture]

NO LANDO

[slender oak]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[sudden sorrel]

albover

[wraith turret]

Albon +10 and KMAG to comes

[distant panther]

Bro penalty

[snow swan]

SAUBER POINTS RAHHHHH

[rigid salmon]

NOOO BOTTAS

[fresh stone]

[stuck onyx]

LANDO FUCK YOU

[tepid kettle]

NOOOO NORRIS U MOOD KILLER

[pastel steppe]

FUCK LANDO

[wild coral]

Logan could’ve finished in points this race btw

[tall pagoda]

DT +10s pen

[trail hamlet]

.vote

[jade mural]

Vote for Carl-bot on Top.gg

[mystic sky]

ZHOUU

[kindred cedar]

AS THE DELULU RETURNS , WE WILL WIN THE WCCC

[slow ravine]

Lezzgo ZHOINTS DOTD!!!!

[low star]

ITS NOT HIS TALENT, ITS HIS BAD LUCK

[molten fulcrum]

NOOOOO BOTTAS

[scenic valve]

LANDO I HATE U

[zealous bison]

LANDOOOO NOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUU

[misty arch]

im gonna touch lando

[acoustic tinsel]

SOMEONE GOTTA CRASH IN TOP 10

[olive quail]

NO

[lilac nova]

LANDO NO

[echo pelican]

nooooo

[jaunty shoal]

Tbh Norris is really pulling himself up here, as Much as I want Bottas to get points Norris would deserve em too

[sudden roost]

VOTE ZHOU

[long temple]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[hot python]

FUCK YOU NORRIS

[wild pivot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[marsh dawn]

Norris passed Bottas

[digital wyvern]

NO NORRIS WHY

[grave pivot]

fuck norris

[small goblet]

FUCKKKKKKK

[grim anvil]

no double points for sauber FUCK

[fleet aspen]

K mag penalty? Bottas back to points? 👀

[proud fractal]

thats not talent its luck lando

[fading pulsar]

Nooooo

[sinful isle]

what ks this man Jesus

[flat cypress]

Oh nuuu~! Valtteri Bottas-sama was holding on to P10 wif aww his might, his adorable Alfa Romeo wobbling wike a smol baby deer on a wain-swicked twack, uwu~! But oh nyo, behind him appwoached a cwazy fast papaya nyoom-machine—Lando-kun in his M-cwawin, nya~! "Not da point, desu!!!" Vawttewi-chan whispawed, his eyes going wide as saucers as Lando's kawaii DRS fwapped open, spwouting wike angew wings. "Wheeee, outta my way, Bottas-senpai! UwU~" Lando-kun giggwed over da wadio as he zipped past in an expwosion of pwetty orange bwur. Bottas's haiw fwuttered sadwy in da anime wind as he muttewed, "I’ve been bamboozwed... Nooo, my point-kun!" 🥺💔 Da pit-wane watched in siwence as Bottas-dono feww to P11, a singwe twagic teaw twickwing down his cheek. But he wifted his head high, mumblin’, “One day, I’ww nyoom back for my redemption, uwu…”

[snow swan]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[arctic plinth]

Fuck Norris

[unborn lava]

He on points and steals bottas points

[autumn hazel]

GO AWAY LANDO

[worn mica]

Race Director and Stewards are not the same group...Stewards would give the race director a stop/go if they could

[snow swan]

lando deserves podium 100%

i predicted it what the heck

[fast fable]

Too far away.

[sudden sorrel]

magnusover

[molten zinc]

Ok this is just stupid... I give up

[wraith turret]

NOOOOOOOO but penalty for kmag might let him do it wait

[rigid salmon]

Delete your account.

[hushed hollow]

LETS CHEER FOR SAUBER POINTS!!! ALL IT TOOK WAS 5 DNF'S

[fresh stone]

yall acting like norris deserves death what in the overreaction 😭

[tidal oar]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[fiery rock]

albon gets 10 second penalty wtf

[snow swan]

FIA, a blight on motorsports' name,
A farce, a sham, a bureaucratic game.
Their rules, a tangled, twisted, senseless mess,
A mockery of sport, a global disgrace, I confess.
They favor the rich, the powerful, the elite,
While true talent and passion they often defeat.
Their decisions, capricious, inconsistent, and blind,
Leaving fans disillusioned, their spirits confined.
A circus of politics, where fairness takes flight,
Where money and power reign, day and night.
A stain on the sport, a blemish on its soul,
FIA's legacy, a tale to be told.
So let's rise up, fans, and make our voices heard,
Demand justice, demand change, every word.
For the love of the sport, let's break their hold,
And reclaim motorsports, brave and bold.

[tepid kettle]

Give lando another time penalty completely unacceptable

[kindred cedar]

lando stop. let bottas be happy.

[zinc saffron]

more penalties than what crofty??? 💀

[clever pendant]

sainz.....

[low star]

FUCK LANDO

[molten fulcrum]

lando please sbinnala

[wise barn]

ZHOU GUANYU THATS MY GOATTT
ALSO FUCK YOU LANDO

[jaunty shoal]

Yes, the penalty was absolutely ridiculous

[shut glacier]

Ffs Carlos

[tender spoke]

PENALIZE NORRIS FOR PASSING BOTTAS (no reason other than that)

[hot python]

GET THE FUCK OUT LANDO

[barren ember]

whats with all the AI chatgpt stories being posted

[wild pivot]

FUCK YOU NORRIS

[pseudo quail]

Throw another penalty at lando for not being a ferrari

[peak current]

Ikr

[torpid forum]

Brain rot

[wild coral]

Where is Logan at 💔💔

[clever sphinx]

beautifly written

[snow swan]

stroll fangirl be like, chill lil sister

[icy forum]

GUYS VOTE PEREZ AS DRIVER OF THE DAY!!!

[snow swan]

finally someone with healthy working brain

[formal blade]

Dumbest race weekend ever

[light topaz]

Whata going on with the Stewards today?

[unborn lava]

Sainz is dangerous

[fleet aspen]

Let’s go Maxipies 🥹🫶🦁

[tidal oar]

Kmag down, Bottas up

[trim seal]

Fia is a joke

[snow swan]

Fuck u Hamilton

norris should get a penalty for overtaking bottas 😠

[snow swan]

REAL NEWS

[zealous bison]

ITS OBVIOUSLY STROLL

[autumn hazel]

LANDO GO AWAY

[fresh stone]

ikr ruined the race for P1

[abstract cliff]

Real shi

[tepid kettle]

Totally agree!

[scenic valve]

another penalty for Lando for taking Bottas points 👎

[hot python]

GET NORRIS TF OUT OF THIS FUCKING RACD

[molten zinc]

Fucking Albon penalty despite the fact he's already losing positions in the crap box with crap tires because they were racing hard

[slender oak]

He should just be fined

[abstract mirage]

come on carlos.

[acoustic tinsel]

MAGNUSSEN PLEASE GET DISQUALIFIED

[safe merlin]

they played spin the wheel for the penatlys

[sudden sorrel]

cat-ar

[worn mica]

Imagine thinking blowing through a yellow flag with zero regards for safety wasnt worth a severe penalty 💀 💀

[deft trellis]

Too many stop go's given today instead of standard 10's penaltys, just my opinion but doesn't change anything

[molten fulcrum]

i hope lando sbinnalas it

[left whale]

Lando clearly sucks i mean....Be mad :))))

[hollow yacht]

[tender spoke]

This race has been so goofy lmao

[arctic plinth]

Colapinto DOTD of course

[azure silo]

WE LOVE YOU LANDO

[hushed olive]

Hamilton get off of the screen

[snow swan]

thats what im saying!!! same as lewis

[wild pivot]

SAINZ CMON MAN

[clever pendant]

I hoped Russell was able to overtake Piastri 😔

[jaunty shoal]

FIA fucked up REAL BAD today

[feral rune]

guys i went out a little and norris is suddenly p10 what happened

[sharp veldt]

CRYINGGG

[low star]

Zhoints, Bottoints, and Lando’s Late Heist

The 2024 Qatar Grand Prix was supposed to be Alfa Romeo Sauber’s redemption. After a season of misery and memes about “Kick Say-ber” failing to score, Guanyu Zhou had finally broken through. Finishing P10, Zhou secured the team’s first zhoints of the year, and the garage erupted in joy.

But the drama wasn’t over.

Valtteri Bottas, who crossed the line P11, had a lifeline: a post-race penalty for a Haas bumped him into P10. The veteran Finn thought he’d finally nabbed a point—a bottoint, as fans quickly labeled it.

“Not bad,” Bottas quipped over the radio. “We’ve got a zhoint and a bottoint. Alfa’s back, baby.”

The celebrations, however, were short-lived.

Unbeknownst to Bottas, Lando Norris had been lurking in P12. The McLaren driver, despite a quiet race, wasn’t done yet. He had clocked several blistering laps late in the race, and as the stewards reviewed track limits violations, Norris’s clean slate came into play.

The final results dropped like a bombshell: Norris was promoted to P10, stealing Bottas’s bottoint.

“Wait, what?!” Bottas barked into the radio. “How does Norris get it?!”

“Track limits penalties, Valtteri,” his engineer explained somberly.

In the McLaren garage, Norris grinned as he casually strolled past the Alfa Romeo team. “Thanks for keeping the seat warm, guys,” he joked, referencing his last-minute promotion.

Meanwhile, Zhou couldn’t help but laugh at the chaos. “At least my zhoints are safe,” he said, patting Bottas on the back.

Social media exploded. #ZhointsAndBottoints trended worldwide, with fans memeing Bottas as the unluckiest man alive. Norris, of course, was crowned the ultimate thief, with captions like “Lando’s Late Heist” flooding the internet.

For Alfa Romeo, it was bittersweet. Zhou had finally delivered points, but Bottas’s stolen bottoint reminded everyone how cruel Formula 1 could be.

[plain totem]

Bottas ejected

[marsh dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/zhou-guanyu-chinese-formula1-driver-alfa-romeo-gif-27652435

[olive quail]

Top 5 race this season NOT GON LIEEE

[snow swan]

my list of fuck:

fuck the fia
fuck norris
fuck the fia
fuck the fia

[snow swan]

zhou leak 😭

[somber bluff]

wasn't lewis retiring the car??

[unborn lava]

WE HATE YOU LANDO

[slow ravine]

Not to be the devil's advocate, but Lando should have just gotten 10 (or 5) secs post race, not stop and go

[proud fractal]

george noted lol

[surreal plume]

WHO WE VOTING GUYSS

[cold river]

genuinely how did they just gloss over hamilton essentially saying "fuck you" to the team that gave him everything? really shows everything you need to know about his miserable character

[fresh stone]

why is everyone here so delusional 😭

[formal blade]

Mercedes*

[heavy island]

I hope Lando bottles it last lap just for Botass p10

[glass shuttle]

FIA ouit for all the british drivers today

[digital fog]

Zhou

[icy forum]

PEREZ 2025 WORLD CHAMPION ⁉️⁉️⁉️(CHINESE F4)

[scenic valve]

Russel penalty too lmaoo?

[slender oak]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[zealous bison]

bro not funny,just stop

[molten fulcrum]

lando almost sbinallad it

[autumn hazel]

LANDO CRASHES

[safe merlin]

ZHOU

[stone viper]

Lando hate is a bit abysmall but alright

[azure condor]

SAUBER IN THE POINTS??? WWWWWW

[grim anvil]

oh yeah I just noticed that, they must've retracted

[midnight mesa]

Was that the moment lando didn’t lift lmao

[acoustic tinsel]

CMON

[arctic plinth]

Bindo Norris

[snow swan]

Fuck u Mercedes

[abstract cliff]

They ain't letting anyone slide 😭

[sudden sorrel]

fia getting everyone today

[worn mica]

standard 10s? can you even NAME the last time we had someone penalized for not lifting during a race for a yellow?

[clever pendant]

ok nice stories but stop spamming and flooding. We are here for the race, not for your romantic bookclub ❤️

[snow swan]

PANDO PORRIS NO PRESSURE INTO THE GRAVEL

[wild pivot]

GASLY TRACK VIOLATION VS SAINZ RAID, WHO'S GONNA WIN?!

[ornate gate]

Fr

[spare heart]

bro i just found out that i was in fact being played and sainz being horrible unable to overtake that alpine isn't making things better bro

[rigid salmon]

Serbian rental karts waiting for him

[snow swan]

so russel 10s drive through penalty? 🤪

stewards on fire tonight

[jovial solar]

Norris track limits

[marsh dawn]

Russell penalty 😭

[soft fox]

british driver day

[steel karma]

so many penalties tonight

[snow swan]

how is alonso p7 in a tractor 💀

[mystic tendon]

How the fuck are only British drivers getting penalties

[azure silo]

This is discord. Half of the people here are 20 year olds living in their parents basement, who havent showered in weeks, and are covered in cheeto crumbs

[icy forum]

prob p 15

[deft trellis]

Bro just admit the FIA fucked up dude

[thin lodge]

stewards turning into mateu lahoz bro 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[shut glacier]

What is the race director drinking, good grief

[unkempt frigate]

for what

[unborn lava]

What are you doing here audi
I thought you never talk here?

[fleet aspen]

THERES NO VERSTOPPING VERSTAPPEN AS THE DUTCH LION ROARS ONCE AGAIN HERE IN QATAR TONIGHT 🥹🫶🦁

[stable galleon]

I’m voting for ocon 🔥

[molten fulcrum]

lando PLEASE SBINNALA

[loud hornet]

WE WERE ROBBED

[near cairn]

not even the Mongolian F12 wants him 😭🙏

[grim anvil]

soooo Russell penalty too right?

[hushed olive]

Sauber shitbox on points

[midnight mesa]

someone shit in the FIAs porridge today

[echo pelican]

stewards cmon bro

[turbid escarp]

GASLY AND ZHOU HEHEHEHEHEHE

[autumn hazel]

Ohhhh Fernando alonsooooo

[acoustic tinsel]

SOMEONE PENALTY PLEASEEEE

[storm drum]

why they still investigating saftey car infringements my god

[abstract cliff]

We? I think you meant Oui

[molten zinc]

What an abysmal performance of the FIA police

[worn mica]

They didnt, you just hating for some reason LOL

[ornate gate]

I don't

[snow swan]

stewards are tweaking today honestly

[heavy island]

the British bias is NOT in the room with us

[wraith turret]

4 ZHOINTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[digital fog]

*VOTE FOR ZHOU!!^

[snow swan]

hes the same driver who nearly won in 2012

[rigid salmon]

Better one, how's Zhou p8

[warped marsh]

This was pure chaos

[zealous bison]

GIVE LANDO A PENALTY

[shy barn]

ALBON WHERE ARE YOU GOING

[subtle crest]

This isn’t even about who I am a fan of. I would be screaming f*ck FIA if they did what did to Lando to any driver, including Lance

[digital wyvern]

Jesus christ what’s with the penalties? Were the stewards bored today??? Did somebody piss in fia’s cereal?

[snow swan]

the goat 😈

[plain totem]

lol

[ruby tapir]

4 points for zhoupoints

[wild pivot]

Skull

[jovial solar]

Whatever the Race Director is drinking, I want the same.

[spare heart]

i wasn't able to watch te race fully, does carlos have damage?

[snow swan]

what do you expect? they were so many incidents

[pseudo quail]

Fastest lap to Albon raaaahh

[icy forum]

bro ain't ready for the uzbeki rental karts 🙏🙏🙏

[sinful isle]

he already had one, 10 seconds stop/go penality

[unborn lava]

Oh ok

[molten fulcrum]

someone call zak brown and say sbinnala

[hot python]

LETS ALL CELEBRATE WHEN HE SCORES POINTS

[low star]

imagine if bottoints but luck man got lucky

[peak current]

But max is their pookie Wookie

[safe merlin]

the fia needs to spin the wheel to choose who gets penalized

[stone viper]

Vote for Zhou NOW!

[regal needle]

Final Lap!

[slender oak]

Where is this guy "Let’s go Maxipies 🥹🫶🦁"

[midnight mesa]

LEWIS OH MY GOD ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN 💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆

[stable galleon]

I’m voting for ocon 🔥

[fresh stone]

im a ferrari fan but u guys are acting gay towards lando with how much glazing is going on like actually 😭

[storm drum]

why the heck would they pit albon

[grim anvil]

yo FUCK these stewards bro

[mystic tendon]

How the fuck are only British drivers getting penalties

[stiff granite]

Time for the dutch anthem everyone🇳🇱🇳🇱

[snow swan]

who got a penalty again i didn’t see

[fleet aspen]

Maxipies you did great as always 🥹🫶🦁

[shy barn]

Zhou won DOTD 🔥

[marsh dawn]

LAST LAP

[bronze slate]

most realest thing ive seen today

[snow swan]

keep crying 😹

[sudden bramble]

VOTE ZHOU FOR DRIVER OF THE DAY

[snow swan]

ZHOU COOKIN

[azure silo]

Agreed. I dont like verstappen but I would still disagree with the FIA if it happened to him

[snow swan]

-> alonso in a redbull wins the championship fr

[scenic valve]

britishphobia

[pearl osprey]

What happened with Norris Why was he 2nd and now 10th

[wild pivot]

"💀"

[outer nimbus]

ZHOU FOR DOD

[rigid salmon]

15 TIMES IN A DAY WOOOOO

[fading hill]

zhou WOHOOO

[livid cobalt]

ZOINTS

[abstract cliff]

Everyone basically got a penalty 😭

[icy forum]

BRO

[hot python]

ZHOU LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stone viper]

I didnt realize Gasly P5 damn

[haughty mason]

GUANYU ZHOU SCORES THE FIRST KICK SAUBER POINTS OF THE YEAR!

[digital fog]

ZHOU PUSHING

[deft venture]

LETS GO ZHOU

[tender spoke]

GASLY HOLDING OFF A FERRARI 🔥

[dire hollow]

Ppl glaze Lando here? Eww #formula-1 better

[storm drum]

LETSSSS GOOO ZHOU IN POINTS!!!!!!

[echo pelican]

drive through penalty

[midnight mesa]

Hey man it’s December what can I say

[deft trellis]

I ain't hating dude, I just have an opinion, If you don't like it that's fine, my option doesn't change anything anyway, just unhappy with the way the FIA are handling things

[molten fulcrum]

ZHOU LETS FUGGINGO

[echo rune]

ZHOU POINTS???????

[mellow steeple]

**CHEQUERED FLAG **

[stiff granite]

Jo he jo ho

[unborn lava]

Kick mega hater detected

[snow swan]

who exactly 😭

[hexed halo]

MAX DESTROYED Lando, with the rulebook

[slim comet]

BOTTAS HOLD ON FOR A COUPLE MORE SECONDD

[low star]

FUCK LANDO WE NEEDED GOATTASS POINTS

[sturdy pumice]

ZHOUOINTS

[azure silo]

LETS GO ZHOU!!

[acoustic tinsel]

ZHOUUUU

[steel karma]

ZHOU'S DONE IT

[proud raven]

top tier max glazing

[lean blade]

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

[worn mica]

Stewards***

[wild pivot]

RIP Sainz

[buoyant star]

ZHOINTSSSSS

[fleet aspen]

THERES NO VERSTOPPING VERSTAPPEN AS THE DUTCH LION ROARS ONCE AGAIN HERE IN QATAR TONIGHT 🥹🫶🦁

[proper pebble]

Max Verstappen wins. Shocker.

[proud fractal]

Max just done Lando in with the rules makes a change

[livid cobalt]

ZHOU MY GOATTT

[twin wolf]

What a sham of a race.

[rigid salmon]

ZHOU PONTS AND DOTD WOOOO

[tough spade]

did they forget he won brazil

[tidal oar]

My prayers for Zhou worked

[somber bluff]

GASLY PLEASE HOLD HIM OFF

[icy forum]

nah bro no amount of context can save you

[cinder thicket]

I CAN NOW GO AND COOM

[jovial solar]

SAUBER TO THE STRIP CLUB TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[coarse python]

WHY US HE FAR AHEAD

[snow swan]

ZHOU DRIVER OF THE DAY

[somber python]

All the soft tires in last, who could've seen that coming

[grim anvil]

ZHOINTS CONFIRMED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gray path]

ZHOU IS WORLD CHAMPOIN

[latent tinsel]

MASTER 🅱️ LAN

[nimble juniper]

but he won

[tepid kettle]

POINTS FOR ZHOU!!!!

[fading hill]

zhou dotd LETS GOO!!!

[modest vapor]

ZHOU GUANYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dire hollow]

MAX MY GLORIOUS KING

[quaint garden]

LETS GOOO

[sudden sorrel]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS IN QATAR

[scenic valve]

GASLY P5 WOOOOOO

[molten fulcrum]

ALL OF CHINA IS NOW CELEBRATING LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[tender spoke]

ZHOINTS ZHOINTS ZHOINTS

[flat cypress]

YATTTTAAA~!!! Max Verstappen-sama bwasted past da checkered fwag wike a twue nyoom-nyoom champion, his Red Bull-chan weaving a twail of spawkwes and wainbow exhaust, UwU~! "Sugoiiii, anotha win! I’m wike, da absolute GOAT of zoomies, nya~!" he shouted, his big bwight eyes twinkwing wike polished engine pistons as he swerved into parc fermé. Hopping outta his car, Max-kun gave his trusty steed a gentle but pat—"Good work today, bae~" he whispered wike a woving senpai. Fans scweamed in absolute feraw uwu-ecstasy as he cwimbed da podium, spwaying champagne wike it was wuv juice, nyaaaa~! "Hope dat wasn’t too...hard to handwe, bwo~!" he winked cheekiwy at da camewa, his sly smiw evoking... a few spicy feewings among da fangirws and boys in da stands, desu~~!

[snow swan]

Let's gooo Max well done

[timid imp]

CHARLES P2 🙏🙏🙏

[amber ruin]

KICK SAUBER HAS SCORED POINTS IN 2024. ZHOU HAS DONE IT, WELL DONE ZHOU

[snow swan]

FINALLY ZHOU

[midnight mesa]

ZHOU GOAT

[raw plaza]

JUST GIVE MAX A PENALTY EVERY RACE HE WINS EVERY TIME

[fiery mica]

LEGOAT P2

[wraith turret]

THE ZHOINTS ARE REAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[snow swan]

ZHOINTS LETS GOOOO

[sturdy pumice]

ZHOINTS

[steel karma]

YEAAAA PIERRE AND ZHOU

[hushed plover]

2nd place 🔥

[outer nimbus]

ZHOUGOAT

[snow swan]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LETS GOOOO

[proud raven]

ZHOU HAS DONE IT

[low star]

ZHOINTS ZHOINTS SHONISR HILY DUDK OMG ZHOU ZHOU ZHOU HOLY SHIT ONG AHAHAHAHA LEST OG HES THE FUCKIGN GOAT!!

[slender viper]

ZHOINTS!!!!!!!

[iron raven]

LFFFGGGGGGHH

[austere pagoda]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAX

[agile remnant]

ZHOU GASLY AND MAX! LETS FUCKING GOOO

[worn mica]

people hating the FIA for a decision the STEWARDS made is the funniest part, people dont even know the right group of people to hate on 💀 💀

[peak current]

Ugly win

[spiral gorge]

ZHOINTS AND NANOINTS

[twin wolf]

Only won because of Michael mas- I mean whatever the new race directors name is

[solemn crescent]

ZHOUUUUUU

[rugged crane]

ZHOU GOATYU

[azure silo]

THEY DIDNT EVEN SHOW ZHOU WTF

[buoyant star]

ZHOU THE FUCKING GOAT

[snow swan]

SAUBER POINTS HELL YEAH

[clever pendant]

⚠️ Piastri is still noted, so maybe he can have a penalty as well

[digital fog]

ZHOU YES

[zealous bison]

WE HAVE DONE ITTTTTT

[limpid bluff]

ZHOU！！！！

[slim comet]

Even 5 sec pen he wins lol

[lethal bramble]

ZHOUUUUU GUANYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[stiff venture]

That yas marina 2021 steward is working today

[shrewd dew]

ZHOU

[slow ravine]

FUCK THOSE PENALTIES AND DNFs. I'M CELEBRATING ZHOINTS!!!

[snow swan]

SAUBER POINTS

[mental plume]

SAUBER POINTS!!!

[buoyant lion]

ZZHHHOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fading hill]

zhoints WOHOO

[nova monolith]

Zhou is the goat

[toxic oak]

ZHOUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUU

[cursive barn]

ZHOUUUUU IS THE FUCKIN GOATTTT

[regal needle]

Max Verstappen! Super Max on Podium again

[snow swan]

I REMEMBER SOME YOUTUBER SAYING HE WOULD CHOP OFF HIS B4LL5 IF SAUBER SCORED POINTS
FIND ME THAT YOUTUBER RN

[shy barn]

GASLY 5TH 🔥

[north kayak]

Forza Ferrari

[sudden sorrel]

FERRARI WCC HOPES STILL ALIVE!!!!

[fleet aspen]

Super Super Max Max Max 🥹🫶🦁

[stone viper]

🥹

[tender spoke]

GASLY P5 LET'S GOOOOO

[formal blade]

Hamilton comeback?

[scenic valve]

GASLY IM SO HAPPY

[vernal holly]

ZHOU POINTS 🔥

[raw iron]

POINTS FOR SAUBER!!

[fickle forum]

HES DONE IT HES DONE IT

[timid imp]

I laughed sm when the decision was made LOL

[midnight mesa]

GOATYU ZHOU 🔥🔥🔥

GUANYU ZHOAT 🔥🔥🔥

[harsh oriole]

🇨🇳 Zhou Guanyu

[subtle crest]

No, Max deserved it the same way Lando deserved P2

[clever sphinx]

CHARLESSSSS

[sharp veldt]

DUTCH ANTHEM TONIGHT

[deft venture]

4 POINTS FOR ZHOU

[coarse python]

ZHOUUUUU PONNTSSS

[quaint garden]

ZHOU GOT POINTS

[somber bluff]

still part of the fia and just as drunk as the race director

[small goblet]

LETS GOOO ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[near cairn]

SAUBER MADE POINTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sage wolf]

GUANZHU GOAT

[frail hearth]

DOTD

[wraith olive]

LETS GO ZHOU

[brave prism]

SAUBER POINTS

[nimble juniper]

the joke was unsatisfying

[fiery mica]

FERRARI WCC!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[stiff granite]

Sauber points woooohoooooooo

[dim vessel]

SAUBER

[weary ridge]

so like everyone has a penalty? 😭😭😭

[snow swan]

DOTS FOR ZHOU YESSS

[plain totem]

Max wins again

[snow swan]

WELL DONE ZHOU

[ruby tapir]

ZHOUPOINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[heavy island]

WHAT A DAY FOR SAUBER BROS

[icy forum]

aaaaand it's all over the screen fellas

[acoustic tinsel]

GIVE MAGNUSSEN OR RUSSELL PENALTY

[snow swan]

HE FUCKING DID IT LETS GOOOOOO

[sturdy pumice]

ZHOINTS

[thorn ruin]

SAUBER FINALLY ZHOU I TAKE BACK ALL MY WORDS I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN

[proud raven]

for what?

[echo rune]

ZHOU DOTD TOO

[lilac nova]

NOOOO BOTTAS 😭😭😭😭

[snow swan]

ZHOUINTS

ZHOU DRIVER OF THE DAY

[hexed halo]

🇨🇳 🐉 🇨🇳 🐉 🇨🇳 🐉 🇨🇳 🐉 🇨🇳 🐉

[wraith turret]

ZHOU DODT

[slender viper]

DOTD OMGMGGGG

[static venture]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL SAUBER POINTS

[shut jungle]

YESSS

[worn mica]

Piastri gonna get pulled out of the cooldown room, then Russell goes in, to get pulled off the podium....Gasly P3

[sinful isle]

ZHOU 8!!!

[glass hemlock]

Sainz wtf

[hot python]

YESSSSSSS

[tidal oar]

ZHOUUUUU HELLLLLL YEAAAAAHHHH

[crude beacon]

ZHOU!!!

[twin gazelle]

WE DID IT

[proper zenith]

ZHOU GUANYU LETS GOOOOOOOO

[grim anvil]

ZHOIINNTTTSSSSSS

[fading hill]

zhou goatyu LETS GO!!!!!

[azure silo]

I VOTED ZHOU!!

[steel karma]

YEAA DOTD TOO

[snow swan]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[tender spoke]

SAUBER EATING GOOD TONIGHTTTT

[outer nimbus]

ZHOU DOTD!!!!!!!!!

[grave cosmos]

F1 National Anthem

[sullen drift]

ZHOU

[thin lodge]

YEAH

[buoyant lion]

ZHOINTS

[arctic turret]

Pit stop infringement earlier on

[shy barn]

ALPINE 6TH IN CONSTRUCTORS 🔥

[digital fog]

YES

[celest ibex]

Russel penalty incoming?

[solemn crescent]

ZHOU DOTD LETS GOOOOOO

[pseudo quail]

Did Albon get fastest lap?

[clever pendant]

overtaking and speeding in pit before the race started

[snow swan]

Fucking ass race

[mental plume]

ZHOU POINTS, but Bottas 😢

[subtle crest]

What for?

[hollow yacht]

SAUBER P8

[uneven galleon]

ZHOU

[midnight mesa]

For?

[echo escarp]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU SO JSJFJD

[smoky lodge]

deserved

[agile remnant]

DRIVER PF THE DAY LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[wild pivot]

ZHOIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[stiff granite]

29% votes noice

[dim vessel]

LETS FKYCKING GOOOO!!!!!!

[scenic valve]

GOATLY P5🔥🔥

[sharp inlet]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[brave prism]

LETS GO ZHOU!!!

[limpid bluff]

DOTD ZHOU PLZ

[deft venture]

🇨🇳

[peak current]

He deserved but it made it look bad how the stewards just interfered

[vestal lintel]

Sky sports happy about DOTD

[molten fulcrum]

now we need bortoleto to win f2

[severe meteor]

WERE ZHOU BACK

[snow swan]

ZHOINTS ZHOINTS ZHOINTS

[acoustic bramble]

DOTDDDDDDD

[mild girder]

ewwww Zhou points

[echo pelican]

ZHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[marsh dawn]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[snow swan]

ZHOU DOTD HAHAHA

[icy forum]

**ME PERSONALLY I VOTED FOR PEREZ DRIVER OF THE DAY **

[amber ruin]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUU

[eternal radish]

LET ZHOU COOK

[turbid escarp]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[vagrant hearth]

ZHOUUUUUUU

[iron raven]

ZHHHHOOOOUUUUUUUUU

[fading pulsar]

Let’s go Zhou!!!

[small goblet]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUU

[lone olive]

DU DU DU DU

[shut stag]

ZHOU

[snow swan]

ZHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[burnt torrent]

IVE SEEN ENOUGH GET PEREZ OUT AND PUT ZHOU IN THE REDBULL

[fickle forum]

SAUBER MECHANICS GETTING THEIR FIRST PAYMENT OF THE YEAR TONIGHT

[sinful isle]

DOTD ZHOUUUUUUU YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA