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make sense, now shoo study please
My session just started
i wrote that the reigning champion of F1 in my book had engine failure at the canadian grand prix
kek
is it maxi boy
guess who is a reigning champion and had engine failure in Canada, yes, @digital plaza
WORST PART IS I WROTE THAT 2 MONTHS AGO
What the fuck
AND I WROTE A CRASH IN
monaco
someone save me i dont wanna be a fortune teller
then stop typing madam
no, i wrote a crash in for canada i cant write that out bc its plot significant
i'm guessing haas
who else would it be
We should have a roleplay section for F1
itll be great
ill drive for Aston Martin
it's all fictional teams, the reigning champion in the book drives for a green team, and a red team crashes into them while engine not engine-ing
WHAT RED TEAM
can i be replaced with Lance stroll
Audi
teams in the book:
green: Bond (main guy)
blue: Commonwealth
red: xylosi
i havent planned the rest
okay
too complicated to write lolz large casts are very complicated
only me
i wrote 6 drivers and 2 reserves alr -_-
ok nvm
ill make a book aswell
with real teams
so i'm the one of the 6
sure we can read each other's books
ill be aston martin
nope, we got a mix of Verstappen and Sainz for main guy, @pure aurora is main guy's teamate
where's the ditch
u want red bull
what
dammit
Red bull yummy in my tummy
whats ur name
u know
ill put real names if you wanna
You the fed? ๐ ๐
lmfao
ill name u max ig
dammit no i don't wanna be a fortune teller- no no no
NOT FERRARI ๐ฆ
๐ฎ leclerc loses monaco gp next year
oh good
๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ
real

Nah it's FRIDAY THEN STAURDAY SUNDAY WHAT?
or smoooth operatorr
Cars can be expensive ride me instead ๐
thats so me
oh
Lando is very me
Yes
YAYYYYY
YAYAYAY
nobody knows me like you do
NOBODY GON LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO
I'm pretty sure that's the lyrics
Idrk
oh
๐๐ป
idk
Omg are we Carlos and Charles irl๐ฅต๐ฅต
Yes me neither because um um um what is it yes I'm underage and it's Haram ๐คบ
Guys wtf is my photo dumps
Is he positive
Very
Idk it's funnt
Like COVID positive but oh well
REAL
frfr
Slay
Oh ok
๐ฟ
Am I obsessed with lando?
Yes
me too
It's ok

ok now Who's crying baby is that
Look I am a kimi obsessed being with lando in me
I MEAN LIKE
LANDO IS ME
I AM LANDO
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE TOMMYINNIT๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
NO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
;-;
YES
How๐ญ
tommyinnit is mid
๐ญ
lando is wow
NOOOO. HE DOES
Byeeee
After the Tommy comment
Idrk I don't watch tommy
byee
Used too
I don't watch the guy so idk
Byeee landooo byeee landoooooo
JAAHAHAHAHAH
But Lando is me when near a FISH โ ๏ธ
JAHAHAHA
5555555
IS UR BIO FROM TWISTED LOVE AHHH
HAHAHAHAH YES
YESSSS
The cold mafia daddy ๐ฅต ok sorry what
YAYYYY
I love that book
OMG me toooo I love it sm I told my bf to call me sunshine from now on ๐๐๐
Hawt
Thatโs really cute
Genuinely scared me
No problem no problem
My intent
Oki
Ur so eveil
No
aw
I thought your love was kimi
HAHAHAHAH
busted
Lmaooo
When I see kimi long hair
Lemme stop spamming pics
Last one for the checo no 2 fan
My name eeehhhhhhhhhhhh Checo Perez ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like to sleep a lot ehhhhhhhhhhh and ehhhhhh I drive Cars
piastri better win
guys
McLaren better 1-2
FRRRRR
ong
Mclsten dominance
McLaren dominance might bore fans
mclaren dominance will never bore me
PAPAYA FOREVER
MCLAREN FORVER
Fair
Guys we need an alonso podium
We need mclaren podium
We need both
That's what I want
We need...
Alonso and McLaren win is a need
Recreat this in canada
Hmmm
Fernando Alonso says he is happy to go "through a period of learning" when he starts driving for his new McLaren-Honda team.
I am only obsessed with the racing aspect yk?
this aged well
Like when car goes vroom vroom
Only that
WHO CARES ABOUT HAHAH...AHAHHA...THE DRIVERS
very... like fine ol' bri*ish milk
LMFAO
Ohhhh Caaanaaadaaa with a race track that's so faaast ๐จ๐ฆ
Finally a race that will be at a reasonable hour
Nahhh
Quali and race same day
Nahhh

All North American races are shit for Asian people man
fax
many european ones as well
they suck for me
Damn
but north american races are the worst
more to do with schedules than timings lol
I need more max reaction images that I donโt already have
Fuck then norther muricans
All Europeans are fine
Thanks
me when i study chemistry for the physics exam
Got that one
๐ญ๐ญ
Wth lol
Bro just wait a see my dump
Lmaooooo
This is my most used
fr fr imma use this everywhere now
โค๏ธ
Iโve seen max irl ๐
oooooo
LUCKY MF
where is that?
Lovely
tag yourself im norris
every single lando pic is me
Congrats @forest brook, you're now on lap 10
main diff between me and lando is that he's a white british boy that can actually drive
YESSSSS
No wonder Liam isnโt in here xd he warned me
me no white
me no driver
but me have three braincells so yeah
and these three braincells each exist for maths physics and chemistry
Iโm literally related to Lando :)
I am a humanities student fuck u all
๐ญ๐๐ผ
im not even a month into school and i just want to melt into the pavement
Chose what u like kids
My mums last name was Norris so not even that far removed
Be like me IMA PUT POLITIANCS BEHIND BARS RAWWWW
i do like science is just stressful
slayyy
I love science
Special relativity is so good
physics is amazing
Ong
my chem syllabus is lousy
And quantum physics is good
BROTHER WHAT
Your mom changed from Norris nah
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
To be fair mine is more epic and has direct racing history
Xd rip
FAX BRUV
What!?
my grandad won the 1957 Australian stock car championship
w h a t
Guys let's do some identify theft
No
i d e n t i f y t h e f t
Iโm scared now
why does his haircut look like my dads
i dont like this
Alonso is all dad vibes
๐ญ
HES YOUR DAD NOW
He my dad...DADDY
๐ฅฒ ok
Plz I, actually nervous now ur not searous
Rae has seen enough. Rae is leaving.
Is bro wearing a durag under a cap?
fashion disasterclass
half cooked popcorn
Iโm scared bruhhh
me too ๐ญ
๐ญ
Oh I am serious
do an ancestry search fr
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I gotta bruh
@willow charm
You: Lando I am your third cousin
LN: !?!?!?!
Bro be like and?
Ong
pov: youre looking at me through the peephole
HAHAHAHA
bruv looks like my 7th grade english teacher
YOUR IDENTY IS MINE BITCH
"iN mY tWeNty SeVen yEaRs oF tEaChinG"
IKRRRERRR
After u say lando I am your cousin
LANDOS RACTUON
pls take it i want to sleep for a few hours
AINWXDJHXDWHJDEXHJ PLS
I fucking luv switzerland
This is landso reaction to you being his cousin
"we've come to remind you of your car's extended warranty"
pov that one mom bragging about her useless son to her friends
HAHAHA YES
This is my son
I LOVE HIM
why his legs be like that
even better
Bro why...WHY DO I HAVE THESE
really tho why do you
My nets not working
bRUH WHY DO HE LOOK LIKE A FRAT BOY
This is so not about the Canadian Grand Prix
๐๐๐
Who cares
It's just a Grand Prix chat when there's a general chat that talks about this stuff I thought
yes it is
very vital to the gp
I have been in this chat since it started NOT ONCE HAS IT BEEN USERD PROPERLY
That's lame as hell
Even when live streaming people just sitting on lance
What do you mean exactly?
We enjoy both drivers and the gp
Ya
Predictions
๐ฅบ
You're too mean bai
WE spent an hour just predicting lmao
AYO NAHHH
hola
Ello
hi
Hi hi!
nice to meet u
No predictions? ๐ฆ
idk
It's fine~
for what?
Quali?
Quali
Personally
tbh i don't watch F1
Max pole he hits the wall has to start from pit lane, Maclaren front lockout and hulk p3
the time zone's doesn't match
P1-Logan sargent, P2- Kimi Raikkonen
It's totally fine
from BD
Casual are good too
KIMI RETURN!?
Kimi gonna come walk and take someone's car without saying shit and win, then leave
Charles Leclerc
Guys Mike gonna come
And redeem himself
whats yalls predictions for quali
I say Max won't get pole
Sai and lec bad luck
Very
We need piastry win now
Deffo
agreed
Wild guess but I donโt think verstappen will even get a top 3 in qualifying
Piastri best rookie since hamilton ๐ฅ
Yes.
Pastor maldonado will come back ๐ฅ ๐
And Goatifi
pain
We are cooked
LOL
๐คฃ
Safe to say we are not getting replaced by ai
ChatGPT is a fellow copium huffer
Chatgpt predictions for canada gp:
1.VER
2.ALO
3.HAM
lance 3rd? Fake news
when actually is quali is it 4 local or 830 local
I wish the FIA would just cancel the 2026 regulations and just let these regs stay until 2030 and see what happens
It's in 5 hours 10 mins
Is there any hint what they gonna change
why bell telling me quali is at 830
Ask bell
About what
Troll.
The regulations (idk)
Which regulations
nevermind
2026 regulations
You got the same as me
I kinda like the New cars
Yes the regulations are changing in 2026
How are they asking that when the information is pretty much everywhere at this point
ill just wait until i hear them
u wouldnโt believe how loud they are
Basically impossible to miss it
Well true
Hahaa
I was asking what it means by regulations changing
What exactly will change
Mgu k increasing power
Is this guy new?
The cars, drs will be replaced by ร push to pass. And New active aero for low and high drag mode
the cars donโt already have overtake buttons?
Okay, engines will change, cars will be a bit smaller, drs will be replaced by MOM, and the cars are expected to be slower than now
God help us
Yes but they will have more power coming from the electical unit
50% of the overall power will come from the electircal unit
What the fuck
The official images tricked us then
how will the drivers fit inside /s
Just like f2 and f3 driver fit in their cars ?
Lmao I know , thats why i added the "/s" in the end
this tho
Sorry idk what /s is
I will touch your toes
๐
Srs
Tbh the official renders are really misleading then
The cars are going to be significantly smaller
They're still going to be heavy as fuck though
I for one is also sick of the Danny Ricardo excuses, 3 different teams getting cooked by teammates
FIA are the only organization to make new regulations look unappealing than what they actually are
What the fuckkkk
What the fuck did they do in the official renders?
Stopped beating anyone after that
Beats Max in 16 and 17
Beats Hulkenberg coming into Renault
Beats Ocon and drags the Renault into the podium twice
Sure, JV
His performance in recent years is not defendable in any way but JV claiming Ricciardo dissappeared as soon as Max joined is stupid lmfao
Dunno why Jacques has a hateboner for a lot of drivers in this grid
We must believe in elplan
Anyone at the race know how I can listen to the commentary from my phone?
i believe there a f1 race guide app
that should do it
norris breaks more late and more inconsistently lol
fp2, canada
only fastest laps of each driver are taken
super excited leggoooo
norris looks most inconsistent in all
drs one pretty interesting
haha lol ofc
can you please go to mercedes
no no
๐
โค๏ธ
๐ญ
rus <33 please adrian
bro thats not my problem
es
ofc
Anyway to listen to f1tv audio only? Or any audio broadcasts?
Wtf
goon maxxing
<@&456436166988791818> FP3 starts in 10 minutes.
k
Ok
pong
Hi.
ok
Ok
10 minutes to go
Ok
ok
HMM
valterri
Thanks bro
lance on his way to win
No, gonna watch Formula Regional European Championship by Alpine
MERCEEEDESSS
I said first first so Iโm first UwU
fp3 in 10 min?
chance of rain is not high
Where did you get the telemtry from?
But itโs not low
leclerc pole, lando win ๐ค (ik this is fp3)
k
erm what the sigma
bwoken
oh no
realest๐ญ๐๐ผ
ferrari and mclaren gon smash this

max fumbling so much
max is not getting a podium this race
too real for that
dont jinx man..๐ญ
dont know bout that one
Donโt need to jinx it, those Red Bulls have struggled for the last 2 races
exactly
me when more rain 
iS IT GONNA RAIN
oh dang
IT WAS SAID THAT ITS GONNA RAIN THE ENTIRE WEEKEND LAST WEEK ALREADY
FR
yikes
it was
ah the goverment of canada
its about to start
max verstappen
chess
LETS GO LANDO ๐ฃ๏ธ
I mean, Weather Canada is about as reliable as it gets when it comes to weather websites in Canada
So... yeah
(Saying this as a Canadian myself)
LANDO IS THE BEST
Heard American weather predictors are absolute dog though 
ok
It's not Quali, mate.
Why is this not in live tab
what the fuck
erm what the sigma
Now it is.
โ ๏ธ
๐ Circuit is dry.
Either no mod to move or the fact it hasnโt technically started
legend
I thought the bot auto does it
all mods are legends in this server tbh
If it rains blames this kid for jinx
Chat it's dry
proo-
huuuuhhh
dry but can get wet
I hope it gets nice and wet soon
if the forecast doesn't lie..

context ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Took this wrong, bye chat until tomorrow
More fun to look at the models and make your own idea of what will happen
omg fr
Nah ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ (I donโt pull so it wouldnโt make sense)
WHY CANT I SEND A WEATHER IMAGE ๐ญ
Itโs a little windy and a bit cloudy
Itโs been raining the past week on and off
OHHHH FERNANDO SLOOONSOOO
session start
Slonso
Warra parking from Hamilton
๐๐๐๐
Live session
sunny ah
#chill-chat you can
Send in General.
Channel locked for images at the moment.
is it raining?

No image permission when live session
thanks
WhooaaaAAAA
Stroll will top the session
most cars are on the mediums

Yeah itโs Raining sunshine and Air particles, very dangerous weather
Green flag in montreal ๐ฅ๐ฅ
except for both mclarens
check the news
lies
why canada out of everywhere
copy we are checking
Bait used to be believable
Mods lol any mods haha
minute check 58:10
guys im gaming with the bros who is 1st rn?
i cant watch fp3 rn so ima check this channel out
RUSSIA SAYS IT WAS JUST AN INCHIDENT
No one
got it cant watch practice rn so i imagine violent sunshine from ur descriptions
No one
max sets the first lap..
U
Yeah itโs like 8800000โC
the red bull doesnt look too good
i hope gary the groundhog becomes visible
anyone know how to get out of live timing and see the actual track?
?
his car doesnt look too good
bro cut
on f1tv
oh he cut the chicane!
Max don't give me hope
Oh nooo
max says something about some steering problem
LANDOOOOO
LANDOOOOOOOO
WET QUALI LANDOOOOOO
clear skies noooo
NO
horner jumpscare
LANDOOOOOOOOOOOO
gasly goes p1
Only Zhou did damage to himself, everyone else has hit the chicane or went slip and slide on the grass
1:16.412
fp3
Gasly P1
rain % for quali?
VCARB with paint on the track rods
condirmed wet quali?
Free practice is the only time you will hear this phrase
Itโs Canada, who knows
HUH?!??
idk im j assuming since its been raining all weekend
alpine 1-2
OH NO
YELLOW IN TRACK SECTOR 1
max verstappen using his F1 2024 game pre patch handling again NO WONDER ITS FUCKING WEIRD
already?
Zhou
I feel like Doohan got done dirty FP1
but lando is goated in wet quali j look at the China GP sprint qualifying
yellow?
alonso mention
exploded
No way Ocon is on track
OH NO ZHOU
Anyone agreee lmaoooo
zhou
RED FLAG
Gasly defo not in race simulayion
ZHOUUUUUU
max washed after 2 bad races
Zhou beached the car in turn 2
Fuck happened to zhou?
ZHOUUUUUUUUU
ZHNOOOO
AGAIN????
nah this man is finished
ZHOUUUUUU
Again???
holy shit they are incapable
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
how has he done that lmao
Holy fuck I jinxed Zhou
he spun i think
WHY RED FLAG,
let me guess zhou crashed
ZHOU
LMFAO
into the wall
zhou better start learning mandari- oh wait nvm
-10000 social credits
unpopular opinion: zhou deserves his seat less than logan
Zhou (Again)
And he was P4
why zhou fucking crash every time
why didnt zhou just reset to track
What is zhouโs problem?
AGAIN????? OH FUCKING HELL
GET THIS MAN OUT OF F1
Outrageous
How did he even do that?
Zhou in the wall again
Zhou running out of credits
HOW DO YOU CRASH IN BOTH THE WET AND DRY
what's up with zhou
How did you do that thatโs impressive
Rear-ended.
Slow*
let me guess
sbinalla into the wall
zhou wrecked another artifact
Zhou needs to start polishing his resume.
Zhou shoulda reset to track or used a flashback ๐ Rookie mistakes
right ?
facts
Any rain for qualifying?
GET READY TO LEARN CHI- wait no
bruh zhou wastin precious runnin time
and people try to convince me that Zhou will get the Alpine seat
PUSH
bros has 3 seasons including this one and has been ass every time besides his bahrain points finish.
qualified P5 in hungary just to stall in the start
bro is genuinely the most redundant and boring driver on the grid and the only reason sauber chose him is cause of that chinese sponsorship money
Zhou surely won't have a seat next season
skill tissue
bro itโs not even quali yet
he touched the rear wing 50k fine
๐๐
zhou is out already and yet they shit talk danny
Ffs
unsafe unless theres a double waved yellow flag
Felt so great the first time I just had to do it twice
JUST PUSH THE CAR INTO THE PITS
What happened?
Zhou: โItโs the car.โ
danny is also mid ass tho
DONT RED FLAG THE SESSION
Montreal ๐ค Red Flags
dr3 is ass
zhou wrecking another car ๐
I still stand behind remove Zhou, Ric, Stroll Sargent
zhou or logan who is shittier?
nah for the whole sector
this season? Zhou
stroll
Fml
still better to red flag it as it needs to be craned up
Logan
I am losing hope in Zhou. He had a lot of potential earlier in his career, but seems like nothing happened at all. He hasn't developed at all.
Zhou is unironically the worst driver on the grid
stop playing fortnite
equal performance
It doesnโt, the car is literally fine
hamilton even less time to try the new front wing
SESSION WILL RESUME AT 12:40
equal but logan crashes more
Bye bye zhou
people cant push f1 cars easily
not this season
the rugby team in question:
Not this year
Have you guys realized that there's been a red flag in at least 1 practice about every race this year,
?*
Stewards do it sometimes, they were just lazy today
yep
Can we skip to 2026. I canโt see Zhou spin again and have Mazepin 2.0
zhou crashes more then
you aint wrong
fair point tbh
Zhou hit that Tsunoda trajectory
Banger of a first race, had some good showings and then completely dissappeared
At least Yuki could put his name on the map again, Zhou is still irrelevant
1.1 million data points a second my ass
the Alpine 1-2
Yrah
More like next year, doubt Zhou will get another year
Rain for quali time - 30%

there was a redflag in monaco and miami ? i missed most fp's
if thereโs no rain redbull is cooked
Yeah I think so
Exactly. Zhou has his moment for lik 1-2 race of the season, but otherwise he just a road hazard
im still on ads โ ๏ธ
ALPINE TOP 2?????

Anything crazy happen during FP so far?
yes
i thought that was meant to bully de vries but i know it means debris โ ๏ธ
red flag for shit reason
Yeah lmao
Zhou crash
Zhou spun again
HUH
bruh again
gasely fastest lap?!?!
TRACTORS 1-2
zhou wrecking another artifact
Yep
Only 30%? Surely it would be higher.


