monaco-gp

[cyan saffron]

K-Mag

[lament palm]

Magnussen actually

[radiant plover]

Sargant will win or he’s gonna dnf and get sacked

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/formula-1-f1-racing-kevin-magnussen-gif-10904431135185271285

[cyan saffron]

K-Mag to doing a race ban speedrun.

[radiant plover]

https://tenor.com/view/suck-my-balls-mate-hulkenberg-gif-14016144051514242388

[sharp oxide]

W k mag

[quaint creek]

verstappen gets p2 once and this discord quickly turns into "LANDO WDC 2021-2035, NEXT PODIUM WILL BE GASLY/BOTTAS/SARGEANT"

[radiant plover]

K mag don’t give a fuck his seat as hass is safe now

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-kmag-k-mag-magnussen-kevin-magnussen-gif-4508811134358153124

[remote knoll]

aww man

[sharp oxide]

Gasly bottas and sargeant is actually insane dawg

[quaint creek]

yeah obviously sargeant will dominate so hard they give him p1-10

[sharp oxide]

Like

[sharp oxide]

Delusional

Man i love ricciardo

[formal skiff]

Yup

[remote knoll]

Magnussen

the safest and cleanest driver of 2024

[thorny scaffold]

FUCKKK

I was scrolling to the moment when norris won to see the reactions

And then i pressed the (there is a new message)

Fuck fuck fuck

[quaint creek]

bro has NOT heard of search function

[thorny scaffold]

bro i fr only have this app for this chat

[quaint creek]

LOL

based

[snow swan]

Y'all I was crying @ 2 am

[thorny scaffold]

Fr everyone on discord arw such a nerds but f1 is cool so im here

[remote knoll]

huh

[formal skiff]

I got my drivers mixed up when explaining something to my mom

The sleep and disappointment have gotten to me

[snow swan]

i am going to post a contraversial opinion

[formal skiff]

Welp

[snow swan]

Lewis Hamilton will be winning in 2025 not 2024

as a lewis fan, i agree this car this season is crap

[quaint creek]

@thorny scaffold here u go

[snow swan]

(i am not #teamLH)

[quaint creek]

bro hit us with the mildest take oat

[snow swan]

lmao fr

it wasn't contraversial

but if teamLH listens about this

[quaint creek]

they smell your fear

[snow swan]

then the whole "yOu ArE rAcIsT 🤓 " chants will begin

[sudden niche]

What happened to AMR though

[snow swan]

idk

they dropped of real bad

[sudden niche]

Nando P9 almost P10 and Lance P17

[snow swan]

Lance is a troll

[sudden niche]

I know Lance is slow but that’s a bit much

[quaint creek]

nando cut up the midfield like butter bro

[sour plaza]

Along side Newey? LOL crossed my head.

[remote knoll]

AMR back to 2022

[snow swan]

Newey is not confirmed to ferrari right?

[quaint creek]

no

[sour plaza]

No no. He is going "sailing and gardening" for a year

[snow swan]

lmao fr

[formal skiff]

Nope

[sour plaza]

That's what he said.

[snow swan]

newey said that aston martin is a better job than ferrari

[formal skiff]

Tbh I would expect either him to a different kind of racing or just retirement

[snow swan]

that's a bush i want

[quaint creek]

he's finishing up the rb17 to be fair

[sand compass]

outqualified alonso

and wouldve gotten points if the team didnt fuck him by pitting him straight into traffic

[snow swan]

kk lol

[quaint creek]

excuse me, stroll got p1 in china (fp1)

[snow swan]

pls dont get offended

[snow swan]

stroll for 2025 wdc then

[quaint creek]

he basically already has

[cyan saffron]

strategic masterclass

[sour plaza]

Night chat.

[sand compass]

aston try not to aston challenge (impossible)

[snow swan]

reminds me of Spain 2021

[snow swan]

gn

sleep tight

[queen mason]

just woke up guys what'd i miss

[snow swan]

ntg

[sour plaza]

See you guys in Italy. Stay frosty my friends.

[snow swan]

crazyyy race

[snow swan]

Stay Sneaky my friend 🫡

[snow swan]

well you just missed the fact that

[quaint creek]

verstappen P1, norris DNF

[formal skiff]

Kmag 10 penalty points
Sarge got crashed out by Kmag
Norris win
Sainz 5 second penalty for contact with Piastri

[snow swan]

LANDO FINISHED P1

[true briar]

anyone down to make a McLaren discord server w/ me

[snow swan]

me

[true briar]

I’m assembling a mod team

[slim chasm]

Ollie Bearman prepare yourself

[quaint creek]

you mean like the one with 93,000 people?

[formal skiff]

Kmag is one step away from a race ban and so early too

[true briar]

didn’t realize there is one

[snow swan]

lmao 💀

[formal skiff]

It happens to the best of us

[queen mason]

well shizekpf

[snow swan]

bearman hops into a haas

[formal skiff]

[snow swan]

nah lando won

[queen mason]

yea i saw the news

[snow swan]

p1

[queen mason]

madness

[snow swan]

like fr

miami was finally good

[formal skiff]

👀

[queen mason]

i was up

wait

[formal skiff]

For once

[queen mason]

kmag got penalty points in his super license?

[snow swan]

was dj fathead there

[slow trout]

if lando won I would suck a dic and that bet is now finished boys

[queen mason]

he's playing the team game like a g icl

[formal skiff]

Who?

[sudden niche]

Elonso is back

Oconso?

[quaint creek]

he's the best music dude

[formal skiff]

Besties

[queen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325

[snow swan]

"Elonso" 💀

[snow swan]

DJ khaled (rocketpoweredmowhawk refference)

[queen mason]

neymar > messi

[sudden niche]

Now that they aren’t in the same team it’s probably all good between them

[formal skiff]

Oooo no idea actually

[snow swan]

Ahem well so you see-

[sudden niche]

Surprisingly, Esteban is friends with quite a few drivers

[snow swan]

i disagree with u on this

[dire pivot]

Ok I just finished watching the race and what the fuck he’s actually done it

[quaint creek]

f1 discord users when their opponent is correct spelling

[sudden niche]

Oscar, Lewis, Nando

[queen mason]

lando had a mad race yea

[sudden niche]

It’s a name between Esteban and Alonso

[queen mason]

fact that he built on the lead

[sudden niche]

Bruh

[queen mason]

to max fucking verstappen

[quaint creek]

point stands

[snow swan]

Damn it

[sudden niche]

Cause he and Esteban had a selfie

[quaint creek]

regardless

[queen mason]

w a 2km long drs back straight

one of the best wins

[sudden niche]

I forgot their combined name

In 2021

[snow swan]

at one point i thought no way lando would win

[quaint creek]

yeah, it was crazy that logan got p1 in a 1997 toyota camry

[queen mason]

red bull was a shitbox but regarldess what a win by norris

[snow swan]

but he fucking won

[rapid horizon]

once I saw him get over a 1 second lead it had my hopes so high

[formal skiff]

Incredible race (I’m still upset)

[snow swan]

GUYS

VETTTEL BACK IN AN F1 CAR

care lmao

[queen mason]

same, moment he left the drs range i was like "wat ze fuch"

[queen mason]

senna's mp 5/5 right

[quaint creek]

bro is on that internet explorer news

[queen mason]

wait till you hear about covid

[snow swan]

yeah

covid 25

coming in 2026

[snow swan]

that's fair

[formal skiff]

I’m still a bit in shock over Norris win but very proud of him and Piastri this race

[sonic epoch]

Is it just me or the Logan and Kmag incident was Logan's fault

[formal skiff]

It’s a mixed review for everyone but the general consensus of the stewards and even reporters was that “yes Kmag was at fault”

[tribal vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/formula-1-f1-racing-kevin-magnussen-gif-6722146585717263367

danish ministry of defense

[formal skiff]

Some are like “full on Sargeant” others are “full on Magnussen”

[snow swan]

guys im confused how does KMag getting penalty help Hulkenberg?

[formal skiff]

The fact at the end of the day is — Kmag and Sarge made contact, that sent Sarge into the wall, and his home race got ruined

[snow swan]

like y is he doing that

[tribal vapor]

Defense

[sonic epoch]

He slows down other cars behind him

[tribal vapor]

Hulk has a good race = The danish minister of defense holds up the entire grid

[formal skiff]

The first ones — understandable and he took em with respected admitted that those were on him

The last one? “It happens”

[hasty cedar]

who won

[quaint creek]

kmag drives like me in open f1 lobbies

[jade mural]

Congrats @quaint creek, you're now on lap 10

[quaint creek]

i dont care

[formal skiff]

I don’t see how the last one helped Hulk

[hasty cedar]

ew i hate norris

what happened to my maxy pad

[formal skiff]

Kmag is in danger of a race ban tho

[tribal vapor]

fr

[quaint creek]

bro is about to have an entire fanbase on his ass lmfao

[tribal vapor]

Bros doing everything to get points 💀

Even if it means a ban

[unborn rock]

Just got a chance to watch the race, Lando was flying Jesus

[formal skiff]

The last one helped no one

[quaint creek]

if i knew i was getting the shaft after this year i would be driving like that too LOL

[formal skiff]

And it was from not serving the 10 sec penalty properly

[hasty cedar]

what happened to my maxy pad

he should be winning

[formal skiff]

Many things

Watch the race this time it’s interesting

You’ll also get ur answers ofc

[abstract jacinth]

Can someone show the results?

[tribal vapor]

He's gonna win the next 11 races until singapore trust

[quaint creek]

the chicane cone rigged him #mickeymousechicanecone

[hasty cedar]

they should just make that a kink into the haorpan

[hidden arch]

Carlos penalty tho

[formal skiff]

Actually switch Sainz and Perez and you’ve got it

[unborn rock]

Yeah they haven’t posted the updated image yet

[abstract jacinth]

Max 😔🤌🏻

[quaint creek]

verstappen bouta go "alright buddy no more mister nice guy" and win imola by 5 days

[queen mason]

lewis was like 0.7 behind to get p5

[snow swan]

Yuki 7th thooooooo

[queen mason]

underrated drive from him

[unborn rock]

Even the f1 app doesn’t have the correct results yet lmao

[queen mason]

they didnt fire the wrong driver 👎

[tribal vapor]

Verstappens more happy in P2 than P1 💀

[formal skiff]

Nah in my app Sainz is P5

[hoary goblet]

Ocon got points though

[queen mason]

eh i expect ferrari to fight him

major upgrades from them

[quaint creek]

bro was just happy it was over with so he could hop on iracing

[unborn rock]

I just reloaded it and it swapped weird

[tribal vapor]

F1 is his sidegig, iracing is his career

[queen mason]

fuckin hell 0.1 off

[queen mason]

hurts

but its ok

[hasty cedar]

blue is new track

just make a a kind

[unborn rock]

Boring

[hasty cedar]

improve it

[hoary goblet]

Maybe just tone down the chicane

[quaint creek]

theres barely any hard turns

shits just 1 big drs zone

[unborn rock]

That one little area is like the only hard part of the circuit lol

[hoary goblet]

Monza track

[quaint creek]

suzuka if it was infinitely less interesting

[hasty cedar]

what abt that

[unborn rock]

The braking into 17 and 14, 15, 16 is the hard parts realistically

[quaint creek]

brother that section is NOT your problem

[sand compass]

Miami is a pretty solid track

It just has bad tv direction

There was a ton of w2w action

[hoary goblet]

I would add something in between 10 and 11

[hoary goblet]

Fair

[hasty cedar]

i got an idea

[sand compass]

Imola + Baku are the two worst tracks on the calendar imo

[unborn rock]

If it wasn’t so damn hot in Florida this time of year it might be a slightly better race

[formal skiff]

True true

[slim chasm]

Monaco exists

[hasty cedar]

now this is perfect

[hoary goblet]

Oh

[unborn rock]

Swap Vegas and Florida race weekends and that might solve the issue

[quaint creek]

add the monaco hairpin at turn 1

[hasty cedar]

okay

[hoary goblet]

I mean sure

[slim chasm]

ah yes, straight to typhoon and NFL season

perfect

[hasty cedar]

what else should i add

[hoary goblet]

I was thinking a medium turn there

[quaint creek]

https://tenor.com/view/more-kylo-ren-adam-driver-screaming-star-wars-gif-17734637

[hasty cedar]

more hairpins?

[runic flint]

For a second I thought that was Lewis Hamilton’s dream track

[unborn rock]

I just remembered NFL season is in November too so hard rock couldn’t do that nvm lmao

[hoary goblet]

Giant 45° turn in between 16 and 17

Jetting out like spa

[quaint creek]

make turn 17 elevated like the proposed saudi arabia track

[hasty cedar]

like that?

[grizzled prawn]

pierre gasly is going to win this gp

[hoary goblet]

In between but keep that

[quaint creek]

bro added a creeper

[unborn rock]

Looks like a dinosaur

[grizzled prawn]

mark my words

[pallid goblet]

add monza in the middle of the straight

[quaint creek]

THE WHOLE THING?

[hasty cedar]

okay

[hoary goblet]

Replace the entire track with Morocco 1956 layout

[pallid goblet]

the one at the start? hell yes

let's see how sargeant fucks it up

[hasty cedar]

lets pick a new track to modify

[unborn rock]

Free my boy Logan he ain’t do nothing

[hoary goblet]

Sochi

[hasty cedar]

spa, silverstone or austin

which one

[hoary goblet]

Silverstone

[hasty cedar]

ok

[pallid goblet]

Verstappen never scored a point in a Williams, I know my GOAT

[hasty cedar]

what should i add

[hoary goblet]

Burn it

Add loop de loops everywhere

Monaco hairpin in between each loop de loop

[pallid goblet]

hamilton straight with monaco hairpin (I wanna fuck up this track)

[hoary goblet]

Then a gigantic jump at the start/finish straight

But mostly just burn it

[hasty cedar]

this?

[pallid goblet]

Add a jump stunt with 40 rv's in the biddle of the ramps

Add 500 potholes

[hoary goblet]

Not horrible enough

[hoary goblet]

Done already

[hasty cedar]

hm what abt this

[hoary goblet]

Just burn down the entire track

[brazen wadi]

IM SO HAPPY THAT LANDO WON

Oh my little lando.

[hasty cedar]

mv1 gp

[hoary goblet]

Beautiful

[violet heart]

better than jedah

[hoary goblet]

Now draw an object on the international half

[pallid goblet]

add a dick for a track symbol

right in the middle

[pallid goblet]

give them choppers something BIG to see

[hasty cedar]

like that?

[hoary goblet]

Perfect

Revised track

[hasty cedar]

fr

anyway

bedtime for me

gn yall

[oblique junco]

mariokart ahh circuit

[thorn abyss]

honestly im happy asf for norris

glad he got his first win

[quaint creek]

this is my proposed changes to Las Vegas, I didn't add much just the entirety of suzuka to sector 3

[pallid goblet]

pig with carrot on a stick

[remote knoll]

im gonna pretend that i didn't see this

[novel shoal]

chicane in hangar

[rare plank]

They should make Silverstone runways active during the race

Build an international airport within the circuit

[radiant scarab]

I missed it too F

[wet sequoia]

Finished the race replay, I fucking swear Sainz

[royal needle]

Well considering how happy he was today when Landon won, I’d say it was a W for him so the record remains

[stone night]

wow woke up to see my favourite driver winning tf congrats norris 🎉

[random juniper]

loops would be fucking epic

[icy walrus]

they both overpreformed it just sucked about piastri's late race collision

[jagged raft]

That mad man did it

I'm still angry about that penalty but whatever

P3-P5 I'll take it

[wide swift]

so the key of beating redbull is getting injured or hurt before the race

-saintz apendicits
-lando party too hard

[meager ridge]

HAHAHA

[icy walrus]

what lando do to his nose

[meager ridge]

partied too hard

😔

[icy walrus]

real

[wide swift]

fell down while partying in amsterdam or something like that

and broke his nose

[meager ridge]

no just a glass cut 😭

[toxic radish]

ironically happened in max's home country as well

[wide swift]

true

[jagged raft]

That's funny

I slept through the race so I don't have the full story, football ended at 3:30am local and Miami was 6am

[gray vapor]

wait so what if max gets injured

we're so cooked

[jagged raft]

Also does checo think he's the torpedo

[ember knoll]

Slept good cause Lando won

[icy walrus]

all you need to know is that lando is finally here baby

[jagged raft]

Yeah, happy for him

[icy walrus]

Lando WDC 2025????

[jagged raft]

No, Leclerc after Newey (I'm delusional)

[icy walrus]

i was expecting his radio to be like LETS FKG GO BABY

[icy walrus]

lewis after newey????

[icy walrus]

landos just so you know

[jagged raft]

He'll be complaining about tyres too much lol

[toxic radish]

my dream last night included red bull signing lando norris and then everyone online going crazy cuz they thought they'd sign carlos

[jagged raft]

Is Norris locked in anywhere yet?

[icy walrus]

lando to ferrari with charles and sainz to red bull with verstappen

[toxic radish]

he's contracted to mclaren for quite a while

[jagged raft]

We know hülk

[jagged raft]

Ah

Who we saying is partnering Hülkenberg?

Sainz right

[icy walrus]

mercedes with seb (if he comes back) with alonso/george, Piastri and Liam Lawson at mclaren

[jagged raft]

Actually fuck it
Get kvyat in there for the content

[icy walrus]

goated line ups fr

[jagged raft]

Did bro just tell himself goated lineup?

💀

[toxic radish]

alex albon is now the only 2019 rookie not to win a race

[gray vapor]

is pastry getting the full upgrade in imola?

[jagged raft]

Well he's in a Williams

I don't get how Albon likes Williams so much

[coral zinc]

Piastri has had an underwhelming season so far

He hasn't fixed his mistakes from his rookie year

[icy walrus]

yes depression is sorta still here

[jagged raft]

Screw it, shove Albon in the Mercedes

[jagged raft]

I feel ya

Australia '24 tho

[toxic radish]

this made me imagine toto wolff grabbing alex out of the williams and shoving him into the W15

[jagged raft]

Sounds like a downgrade

@toxic radish on an unrelated note is that a sneaky Canadian-Armenian flag?

[toxic radish]

what

[jagged raft]

In your pfp

[toxic radish]

oh i havent changed it at all from 2022

[jagged raft]

Ah lol

If it was that's genius

[toxic radish]

that would be ukraine btw but not gonna get too deep abt that (cuz obvious reasons)

[jagged raft]

Ah, looks much closer to orange for me

[toxic radish]

checo really almost took max out in turn 1

[slim chasm]

I think he scratched Max's diffuser surely

that looks very close

[jagged raft]

Bro thought he was Daniil Kvyat

[radiant scarab]

Checo says bye to his seat 👋

[royal needle]

Isn’t it funny how Alex has become the verstappen of the lower field? He keeps dominating over his teammates making the team run through drivers like crazy, he’s usually the closest to the front runners despite his inferior machinery and is heavily favored by his team?

It seems verstappenism is contagious

[slim chasm]

Yuki exists

[jagged raft]

This

[slim chasm]

he's gonna end a 2nd career already lol

[radiant scarab]

Yuki my fav rookie

[jagged raft]

Idk why people are sleeping on yuki

[royal needle]

Te but he’s midfield, Williams is just straight up bottom of the barrel

[slim chasm]

Facts

my man gonna get a Red Bull seat soon

[royal needle]

Also yuki is almost the verstappen of the midfield aswell

[radiant scarab]

P7 for miami 🔥🗣️

[jagged raft]

I don't think the VCARB is as good as we think

I think both are out driving it

[radiant scarab]

Almost? Nah he is

[gray vapor]

nah people just swap between slandering yuki or daniel after every race based on who does better

[royal needle]

Nah not yet, he still isn’t as consistent or as dominant over his teammates

[jagged raft]

Daniel isn't red bull worthy

[gray vapor]

fax

[royal needle]

His fault for not being faster

[jagged raft]

Oh no

Max got bad strategy

Whaaa

[radiant scarab]

I dont get why they do that they both are good

[jagged raft]

Oh no he didn't win two of the 24 races whaaaaaa

[radiant scarab]

Womp womp

[royal needle]

2 and counting

[radiant scarab]

When

Did i ask

[jagged raft]

Sir this Is a wendys

[radiant scarab]

Still it correctly u pussio

[royal needle]

Like legit the mclarens and Ferraris were fast on merit, maybe they might be as fast as Red Bull by the end of the season

[jagged raft]

<@&265886100227096576>

[toxic radish]

If Checo took Max out that would be the new biggest DtS story

[jagged raft]

I got the screenshot bro

[royal needle]

It’s DTS, max and Logan’s rivalry could be the biggest thing they’re coming up with

[radiant scarab]

Broski is scared

[hasty cedar]

i have cream on my face

nose*

[radiant scarab]

Womp womp

[snow swan]

Idk that sainz and piastri might have them beat

[late remnant]

this is possibly the best birthday present of all time for me

just got home

from school

and holy shit

[royal needle]

Just imagine, the most dominant driver of the top vs the most dominant driver of the bottom, who’ll prove to be superior? Verstappens winningness or Logan’s losingness?

[toxic radish]

Miami GP was basically Lewis vs Haas

[radiant scarab]

Bruh its a draw

[hasty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-ferrari-red-bull-get-switchbacked-switchback-gif-25629171

[royal needle]

Nah, due to dnf’s Logan is losing this battle

[radiant scarab]

Well logan got nerfed by kevin tho

[toxic radish]

alpine scored a point before williams, sauber and gasly

[fleet aspen]

I actually enjoy watching the mid battles more than the front pack. More gritty in the mid field 👀

[royal needle]

Nah that was a buff, I meant as in other drivers dnf’ing, cuz then it means he technically wasn’t last

[toxic radish]

"the american team giving him a haas-le"
- crofty on lewis' battle with haas

[radiant scarab]

Yeah technically he was last before even dnf’ed though so its not much of a difference

[dim dock]

fellow mclaren fan how are u feeling 🔥

[radiant scarab]

Great thx

[dim dock]

WWWW

[radiant scarab]

Lando we can be world champion i said 🗣️‼️

[snow swan]

Lando w

[toxic radish]

cant wait for imolia romagna

[snow swan]

Facts

Also 04:37 in the morning I just calmed down now

[timid hemlock]

hi guys

[gray vapor]

shit

[toxic radish]

they're probably gonna do something special with senna in imola

[snow swan]

Was sainz punished for hitting piastri?

[toxic radish]

post-race 5 second penalty
source: https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/sainz-hit-with-five-second-time-penalty-after-collision-with-piastri-in.3D1JHk6lYz0GzKch77GcrZ

which swaps carlos and checo

[snow swan]

Lame. I hate that. They are over doing it. They shouldn't have given him or kmag. I don't like they punishing the drivers for fighting it out.

[snow swan]

I’d have to look again but I think when contact is made I think I saw the rear snap out a sec

How’s Lando NOWINS doing

[gray vapor]

he rear locked

[snow swan]

Winning

[radiant scarab]

Eh i think kmag deserved it

[snow swan]

dang it 😔

[snow swan]

Catching a w

[gray vapor]

kmag said himself it was deserved lmao

[snow swan]

Lando Morewins

[gleaming prism]

landooooo

[toxic radish]

he's now Lando Onewin

[radiant scarab]

Lando for world champion

[olive mortar]

WAIT LANDO WON?!?!

WHAAAAAAT

[snow swan]

Yes

[toxic radish]

the stewards considered that and reduced the penalty from 10 to 5 seconds

[radiant scarab]

A bit late innit buddy

[jagged raft]

The impossible

[snow swan]

Can’t lie fair but also kinda sad

Sad as in sad they considered 10

[shadow oasis]

BRO BEAT THE CURSE

[radiant scarab]

[olive mortar]

FUCK YEEEEEAAAH

[snow swan]

We need a edit with landos face

Max today

[olive mortar]

1. I just woke up
2. I'm too busy looking at the Hip-Hop Civil War

Too busy with that

[toxic radish]

how would you explain to early 2023 lando that he'll win a race in 2024

[radiant scarab]

[royal needle]

This whole landó winning is great and all, but don’t let this distract you from the fact that piastri managed to do in his rookie season something no other 7time wdc has done before, win a sprint

[snow swan]

Drake is getting slammed

[inland pawn]

[toxic radish]

why did i make this

[olive mortar]

After The Heart Pt. 6, it's fair to say Kendrick is pulling away

[royal needle]

I don’t keep up with the hip hop/rap drama world but ye he’s been getting flamed, Kendrick did him good

[radiant scarab]

Fair enough i was on time to check the finishes

[royal needle]

In Miami aswell, the circuit in which McLaren was the slowest last year

[snow swan]

Kendrick better 😡 😡

[snow swan]

And he was on pace to finish top 2 this race until sainz got cute

[royal needle]

[radiant scarab]

He predicted that he is gonna win a race this season and he did 🧑‍🍳🔥

[radiant scarab]

Who asked

[snow swan]

me

[royal needle]

I see, I should speak to him then, maybe he’ll predict my future aswell

[snow swan]

I heard drakes favorite tune of piano is A Minor

[radiant scarab]

Future truck driver maybe

[radiant scarab]

Got no attention at home buddy? 🤣

[snow swan]

I do unlike Adonis

[royal needle]

Nah I ain’t about that life, im more taxi driver if anything

Don’t like driving big things

[radiant plover]

Had to Lican to this on the way home

[radiant scarab]

Uber is more popular now

[royal needle]

Indeed ye

[night pewter]

That marker didn’t do shit btw but idrc about your name that much

[formal falcon]

FUCKEN HELLL

LANDO WON GODDAMNIT

[full gulch]

How didn't max win

Was the car faulty

[formal falcon]

idk i just woke up

[sudden niche]

Red Bulls lacked pace

Max wasn’t gapping Oscar

[formal falcon]

oh man

[full gulch]

Well congrats to Norris

[formal falcon]

yea ig

[errant basalt]

McLaren had the best race pace

[full gulch]

Is RB dominance up

[sudden niche]

Lando was gapping the field until Safety car gave him a free 15 second buffer

[olive mortar]

@snow swan Chris Buscher, RKR and all of Ford right now:

[storm thicket]

wild

[radiant scarab]

Safety car came out and give lando a lead

[native lake]

LANDO WON LETS GO

[sudden niche]

Which kinda just solidified the win

[formal falcon]

oof

[sudden niche]

Was Perez P5

[formal falcon]

yes

[storm thicket]

wasnt he p4?

[sudden niche]

Yeah we could’ve very well seen a Mclaren 1-2

[snow swan]

Fuck you.

[sudden niche]

Oh did Sainz’s penalty drop him

[radiant scarab]

Carlos got 5 sec penalty

[sudden niche]

Tragic

He’s got smth against Oscar

[formal falcon]

TRADGIC

[radiant scarab]

Indeed

[formal falcon]

ohmagaw

[storm thicket]

carlos got p5 and checo got p4 im pretty sure

[formal falcon]

checo got p5

ok wait

[radiant scarab]

Thats after the penalty

[formal falcon]

google is tweaking

[radiant scarab]

Before it was carlos p4

[storm thicket]

oh right

[toxic radish]

i got an ad for this after the race

[sudden niche]

Maybe he’s jelly LOL

[formal falcon]

peroni

[toxic radish]

it featured a grid with only the two ferrari cars on it

[formal falcon]

oh lol

[radiant scarab]

Does anyone have a subscription to f1 tv

[formal falcon]

no unfortunately

[radiant scarab]

Where do u stream f1 live on

[formal falcon]

i dont stream i just watch the highlights

😭

[radiant scarab]

Aw

I sometimes pirate it buts its kinda annoying

[formal falcon]

whta happens?

what*

[radiant scarab]

Nothing its just not very convenient with it directing me to another web and all

[formal falcon]

oh k

[radiant scarab]

Have u always been watching f1 highlights? And not live?

[toxic radish]

i watch on tv

but only the races im able to watch

if i cant i'll just stick to the highlights

[formal falcon]

yeah i never watched it live

[radiant scarab]

F1 tv?

[toxic radish]

live broadcast

tsn via sky sports

[formal falcon]

infact we were gonna go to the 2022 abu dhabi gp but tickets were too expensive

[radiant scarab]

Ah kudos to u

[formal falcon]

lol why

[toxic radish]

for the european rounds this year i plan on watching the race replays on tv

[radiant scarab]

Nice

[toxic radish]

cuz they typically air 6 hours after the race (and the races are at 7am)

[late remnant]

won't forget this day till I die

[toxic radish]

prediction: max will win 2 races at a time before a different driver wins

[late remnant]

it feels like monza 2021 but hyped another 10 times

[formal falcon]

damn.

[dim dock]

ditto 🤞 good day for us man

[late remnant]

fun fact, my previous girl predicted he would win his first race this season

mika hakkinen before mika hakkinen

[toxic radish]

carlos ruined this pattern

[formal falcon]

checo 🗣️

[late remnant]

not me heading to school, stressing about the race during period 1, getting sent to the principal's office and then seeing Lando cross the line right as I head outside in interval

[formal falcon]

anyway bye guys and congrats on lando winning gtg

[late remnant]

cya

[toxic radish]

the top 5 in every race so far has mostly consisted of at least a red bull, a ferrari and a mclarenn
with george and fernando in the first two races being the only non-RBR/Ferrari/McLaren

[late remnant]

server standings update when

I love this season so far

[toxic radish]

bearman's still P12 in the standings and he hasnt raced since Jeddah

[late remnant]

2 winners other than max in the first 6 races, one of them being lando
Yuki in the top 10 of the WDC
2025 driver market milkshake

oh and bearman debut 🔥

[unreal folio]

guys what do we think ab carlos penalty ...

[signal igloo]

yo what the hell happened last night bruh

i fell asleep like 10 minutes in to the race

[wet sequoia]

Biased wise should be out of points, honestly though deserved, it’s not the first time he’s acted like he’s entitled to the track

[signal igloo]

and l norris is second and alpines got points

[wet sequoia]

Norris won

[unreal folio]

i still think that

[wet sequoia]

Alpine got 1 point

[unreal folio]

pia needed to get a penalty

and not be disregarded

[signal igloo]

lets fricking go bro

[wet sequoia]

What for?

[unreal folio]

for forcing sainz to drive off the track on a turn

[wet sequoia]

Sainz never got the lead, also if Piastri got a penalty for that then Russell would have gotten one for pushing Piastri off in China (Without the lead)

[signal igloo]

how did lando even win?

[slim chasm]

safety car

good pace

[wet sequoia]

Late safety car, also ran away from Verstappen after 2 laps

[signal igloo]

yeah but 7 seconds above max starting from 5th is crazy

[alpine temple]

I just got home from work just now and saw lando Norris got his first win I am happy for him

[signal igloo]

how badly did max mess up here?

[wet sequoia]

He hit a pollard

[slim chasm]

Max dropped off in pace at lap 20-ish

crazy

[wet sequoia]

So I think there was some damage done

Just nothing to warrant a pit stop

[wise shard]

Sargeant sacrificed himself for the safety car

[wet sequoia]

Nah, Magnussen wanted a record before he’s forced to quit F1

[wise shard]

Most penalties

[wet sequoia]

Most steward visits in a single weekend

[wise shard]

Bro has an entire lap time of penalties

[wise shard]

They have a seat just for him in that office

[mossy cloud]

who won?

[wet sequoia]

Honestly don’t think he’ll be driving next year, he’s been a rolling roadblock for Hulkenburg but not good enough for a mid tier team, they don’t need one

[soft mason]

You’re not gonna believe this

[mossy cloud]

all ears 👂

[wise shard]

[soft mason]

It was sar-

[mossy cloud]

[wise shard]

He came back from the dead

[wet sequoia]

Sargeant was the driver of the day for sure

Helped Norris win

[wise shard]

Fr fr

[wet sequoia]

America will be proud today

[wise shard]

And max

Caused the vsc

And was there damage to his front wing

[slim chasm]

prob in the floor

[wise shard]

Yeah

[unreal folio]

savin it for later :D

[sudden quarry]

It wasn’t Sargeant’s fault 💯

[compact cove]

Is it worth watching the full race or should i just watch highlights

If full race, I'll have to wait a whole day till I'll have time 🫠

[muted mantle]

the full race is so worth it

[compact cove]

Thanks 🫡

[chilly parcel]

Everything went against Max and he still managed to close 20+ secondes and chase Norris down like a madman

[tame wolf]

HOLY SHIT CMON LANDOOOO

[chilly parcel]

How about Yuki yeah?

[tame wolf]

hate American races bro

[slim chasm]

great pace again

[gray vapor]

did we watch the same race?

[chilly parcel]

Okay, he caught up with safety car

[gray vapor]

lmao

[alpine meadow]

was max going slow on purpose today or what

[chilly parcel]

he didn't have grip on the hard tires

And just couldn't catch up

[hidden arch]

l verstappen

[alpine meadow]

lando had only 4 5 lap newer tyres though

Did max box during vsc

[scenic steppe]

Lando boxed during vsc

[snow swan]

:D

[scenic steppe]

didn't he

[chilly parcel]

Lando did

[scenic steppe]

probably because of the new floor design right

it was revealed after norris dnf in sprint

[drifting wagon]

Lando boxed during the actual safetycar

not the vsc

[scenic steppe]

yes

[gray vapor]

I really wanna see piastri with the full upgrade

[scenic steppe]

not vsc

[alpine meadow]

Norris missed out entry during vsc I rember

[scenic steppe]

he could have got good points... the fight with sainz damaged him

[alpine meadow]

pit*

[gray vapor]

he was pretty much on pace with max the first half of the race

[scenic steppe]

he was leading at one point

[gray vapor]

that was after max pitted

[scenic steppe]

last mclaren win was what? Monza right

[gray vapor]

if you count sprints then 2023 Qatar

[scenic steppe]

not really just the race wins

[gray vapor]

then yeah

[scenic steppe]

but Charles P3 - that's what am happy for too

but imagine if Perez crashed into Verstappen

more interesting race probs

[chilly parcel]

lol. Yuki in RBR next week?

[chilly parcel]

so so happy for Yuki.

The man gets no respect even though he's matured a lot and is delivering on a more and more consistent basis.

[slim chasm]

sack Danny Ric smh

[chilly parcel]

... I really think RB should

His jolly man act is really wearing.

And he's pretty much been exposed for his inability to adapt to new cars. Give someone else with actual upside to drive.

[slim chasm]

Get Lawson in

[chilly parcel]

It's harrd enough to for RB prospects to get chances with Max permanently seated. Ricciardo is just wasting the sat.

[scenic steppe]

Ricciardo was given a few chances, mostly he's still there for PR

a very marketable guy

[chilly parcel]

To what market?

[scenic steppe]

I'm not saying to any specific market

but in-general everyone likes him and they want to use that

[gray vapor]

based on lawsons few races last year, he could consistently score points with this years car like yuki

[chilly parcel]

I am struggling to see what he sells.

[scenic steppe]

as of now not really, most people want to see Lawson in the RB

[chilly parcel]

I feel like some people in RBR leadership like Ricciardo and are protecting him. I just don't see how Ricciardo has any path forward with RB

[scenic steppe]

he was their golden boy or whatever you call it

in RBR before

[icy walrus]

i want him in f1 soo bad

[scenic steppe]

one more thing everyone wants gone is Stroll ig

[mortal prairie]

brilliant drive from lando, deserved that race win

[icy walrus]

real

[chilly parcel]

Yeah, he did great but we've got enough sample by now to know he just got lucky the RB car back then was perfect for his driving style.

[sand compass]

wrong

[chilly parcel]

And he's not capable of driving other cars

[mortal prairie]

logan obliterated by the magnussen

[chilly parcel]

Logan/his team should have known Magnussen was behind

That's on him or Williams

[scenic steppe]

oh that's something I've heard new

[icy walrus]

true i would say both daniel and lawson have similar types of driving styles

[mortal prairie]

i swear kmag's role in haas is to cause as much chaos in the field so hulk can get points

[scenic steppe]

team-player

[chilly parcel]

Lawson hasn't been given a chance to adapt yet. Ricciardo has been given multiple chances and failed

[icy walrus]

pick up penaltys to keep hulk ahead

[stiff bough]

He seemed to be able to drive the VCARB and Renault pretty well.

[icy walrus]

fr

[frigid wing]

Guys my goat might be washed 😭😭😭😭 the REAL 2021 Max Verstappen would have taken Lando out on his first opportunity

[sand compass]

driver rankings based on skill

[gray vapor]

hes was heavy on the zaza this weekend

[scenic steppe]

I mean for now his sprint result is still there.

[mortal prairie]

i mean, front axle wasn't ahead i dont think and it was an awkward place to charge like that

[stiff bough]

I just think the McLaren is a very unique car in it's handling characteristics. Besides which, most drivers have hard limitations on what cars they'll be able to drive at their max potential

[chilly parcel]

Sure. But Ricciardo has failed in the Visa car too now.

[late vessel]

I hope Lando can get another win this season

[scenic steppe]

this season is not off to a bad start... not max winning all races

[stiff bough]

what do you define as a failure

[scenic steppe]

yet we know who's leading WDC

but it's good see Ferrari and McLaren on the top step of the podium

[chilly parcel]

Lando probably will get another win. I'd be surprised if RB dev efforts haven't already moved on to next year

[scenic steppe]

Adrian Newey is gone.. you think that affects them?

[chilly parcel]

Absolutely for sure.

[sand compass]

Not for car development for 2025 in a major way

[chilly parcel]

You can't lose someone like Newey and expect everythign to be fine. Just the power struggle will be crazy

[sand compass]

He’s still gonna have a crucial role designing it

[late vessel]

McLaren’s car is looking quite promising

[scenic steppe]

but not having newey for 2026 regualtions change is quite a disadvantage

[chilly parcel]

early 2025 development is probably already mostly done but 2026 RBR is no longer a favorite to stay at the top

[stiff bough]

From what I've heard, Newey hasn't played a nearly as significant role in car development since the start of his current contract

As he was looking to leave way before the Horner situation

[scenic steppe]

i've heard this part too

mostly some other person forgot his name

like second to Newey in RBR

[chilly parcel]

Maybe he's less involved day to day but current RB cars definitely got Newey's hallmarks

[stiff bough]

Pierre Wache is the guy to watch though

He's the teams man.

[scenic steppe]

Jonathan Wheatley

[chilly parcel]

Everything from the reliance on aero to the commitment to making small changes and doing other team's ideas better than the inventors.

That's Newey.

[sand compass]

Here’s my way too early 2026 constructors predictions:

1. McLaren
2. Ferrari
3. Red Bull Ford
4. Mercedes
5. Aston Martin
6. Audi
7. Alpine
8. Toro Rosso
9. Haas
10. Williams

[coral zinc]

Guys what if newey didn't do anything special and the other guys in the team carried him

[icy walrus]

Miami Grand Prix

[coral zinc]

No way , mclaren they are a customer and its very first yeat of regulation....m

[scenic steppe]

but it's not like Newey wouldn't have a say in it.. some influence is some way

[chilly parcel]

Also Ferrari is no way

The org is still a cluster

[sand compass]

McLaren will grow farther apart from merc

[coral zinc]

Aston had overall worse pace than alpine

[scenic steppe]

I don't feel that now.. it's portraying more like Fred fixing everything up

[sand compass]

First year of regulations means a whole different grid

Mercedes went from midfield to dominance in the space of one offseason

While Red Bull fell off

Anything can happen

[scenic steppe]

true

[coral zinc]

Yeah but brother every car reacts different to their power unit they will first have to understand the engine they have got while other engine teams will know what to do from the start

[chilly parcel]

Merc may have another era of power unit dominance

[scenic steppe]

imagine Ferrari manages to get their hands of Newey

[chilly parcel]

RBR power unit... I wouldn't count on it.

[scenic steppe]

Newey Lewis and Leclerc

[sand compass]

Ive said it from the very start that i believe AM will get newey

[scenic steppe]

cuz of Ford?

[chilly parcel]

I really hope Newey goes to Ferrari... give me a few more years to save up for his hyper car

[sand compass]

Ford will make the team better but Newey is such a huge setback

[scenic steppe]

wasn't there stuff like he already rejected that deal?

[waxen solstice]

i need some input from someone who understands the safety car gap shit

[snow swan]

So Lando just won cause of circumstances or the car?

[coral zinc]

Aston martin can be a good pick for 2026 regulations

[chilly parcel]

Just new reg and being relatively new to F1 engine dev

[sand compass]

Rumors + Lawrence can give him a blank check

And if he doesnt go to AM then I believe that Williams or McLaren would be a good fit for him

[scenic steppe]

Ferrari can do that to.. not like they're constrained by any budget + they're Ferrari and Lewis will also be there

[chilly parcel]

Red Bull is clearly trying to take over as much Honda institutional knowledge/resources as possible but it doesn't change the fact Honda has a shit ton of engine expertise outside of F1

[coral zinc]

Ferrari can also very easily give a blank check

[scenic steppe]

my point exactly

[coral zinc]

And their prestige and history in the sport attracts a lot of individuals

[scenic steppe]

also they are Ferrari

that's has a huge impact

also having a driver of Lewis's calibre also helps

[chilly parcel]

Ferrari and Merc undoubtedly got a lot of dev they carry over from their other racing divisions just by shifting people around too

[waxen solstice]

https://x.com/americanizedf1/status/1787345893051490580 can someone tell me if this is a reasonable train of thought

average f1 consumer (@americanizedf1) on X

@EmmanuelTouzot (1/2) thanks for this analysis, i'm doing some fact-checking for a video and i'm wondering what your thoughts are on this: in the first VSC, the moment it's deployed, alonso is approximately 12.1 seconds ahead of stroll. he barely beats him out of the pits and although his stop--

Twitter · May 6, 2024, 4:57 AM

[sand compass]

Newey has worked with AM before, he’s worked with honda engines, AMR has the money, AMR has the drivers

[coral zinc]

U do ro-racing?

[scenic steppe]

nope why?

[sand compass]

roblox pfp

[coral zinc]

Alright , since ur pfp

[scenic steppe]

oh that is for fun

[sand compass]

personally me i cook with my 2 career ro-racing wins

[icy walrus]

so you dont do it but you also do???

[scenic steppe]

very old one.. just there cuz am lazy to change

[icy walrus]

you speak like ferrari stragists

[sand compass]

both of which were heavily scrutinized because of last lap incidents

[coral zinc]

W

[scenic steppe]

I am there in a few ro-racing and sim-racing servers but I don't actively participate

[sand compass]

ive done like over 55 races

[scenic steppe]

that's nice.. which league?

[coral zinc]

I have a few championships

In very competitive leagjes

[sand compass]

NRRA

[scenic steppe]

really? not sure if that's compliment or not but okay

[sand compass]

im mid in f2

my average finish was like p5 out of 10 drivers

[scenic steppe]

we switched the entire topic to ro-racing

[sand compass]

Ive done 44 total ro-racing races

2 wins

15 top 3s

1 fastest lap

4 dsqs

[scenic steppe]

4 dsq?!

how

[sand compass]

1 because they said i binned it on purpose causing a safety car even though i didnt

[coral zinc]

Thats wild

[scenic steppe]

there was this team that was fighting like anything to remove their dsq

[sand compass]

I still have the images

[scenic steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/crashgate-oopsie-gif-17403786555901548961

[sand compass]

let me get them

[elfin edge]

Wtf lando nowins nolonger

[scenic steppe]

there is this comment that says

kmag getting penalty points like it's infinity stones

[golden vale]

how far is he from a race ban? he has to be close

[sand compass]

2 penalty points

[main bramble]

Who won?

[golden vale]

lando

[main bramble]

Really?

[golden vale]

yes

go look in f1 news

[main bramble]

FINALLY NOT MAX

[rocky sail]

KMag is just having fun out there

[golden vale]

this aint bumper carts

[main bramble]

💀

[rocky sail]

True, but he did hold off cars for his teammate to score points

Although maybe SLIGHTLY illegally

[golden vale]

yeah

[rocky sail]

Emphasis on slightly

So happy for Lando though, I bet that’s a huge weight lifted from his shoulders now

[golden vale]

bro cooked on the sprint but that move against sargeant wasnt gonna happen

[fathom heath]

Kevin had a 30 sec penalty total?

[golden vale]

ye

[fathom heath]

dam

[golden vale]

bro is the new ocon

[smoky crescent]

[snow swan]

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vast pulsar]

EYOOOOOO LETS GO NORRRISSSSSSSS

[robust herald]

Guys I just woke up who won

[vast pulsar]

nose injuries and appendicitis are now proven ways to win a grand prix

LANDO NORRRIS WON

[robust herald]

Whtattttt

Let’s goooooo

I get nitroooooo

I won my bet

[vast pulsar]

eyo niceeeee

and i don’t have to go streaking down the road

also kind of sad though with ricciardo down so low

[icy walrus]

its not

[abstract jacinth]

whyyyy maxxxx

carlos

[scenic steppe]

lmao

thought so

[icy walrus]

Its my only coping mechanisim

[radiant crow]

The fact that i predicted that win is actually crazy

[sharp oxide]

Fernando will win the next race

[harsh terrace]

At least it wasnt Max winning. So the fact that "No driver won the race from Pole position" continues here in Miami 😎

[blissful lotus]

Great race, Lando finally won, now I'll have to look forward to something else

First win for Oscar

[snow swan]

Bonita

One race I decide was a sleeper and then Norris wins

All my other friends be booing me

[rancid bone]

that's why you don't sleep through it

[glad stirrup]

bruh why would they change the F1 outro in miami

[dense parrot]

Lando onewins let's go

Ocon points

Unexpected

[civic dirge]

LANDOOOOOOOOOO
NORRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

[flint urchin]

They did?

[glad stirrup]

Lando nowwins

[civic dirge]

im so happy right now

[snow swan]

me tok

too

[glad stirrup]

i didnt expect norris to win

tbh

[civic dirge]

if you couldn't tell hes my fav driver

[dense parrot]

I thought it could be Piastri sad how that turned out for him

[flint urchin]

No one did

[glad stirrup]

but verstappens car had issues soo

verstappen be punching the mechanics face rn

[dense parrot]

What happened I thought he was just slower

[civic dirge]

we dont talk about him having issuess

[glad stirrup]

he had steering issues

car wouldn't turn

[civic dirge]

they werent that bad

[glad stirrup]

yeah but even a minor issue is a big issue in f1...

[dense parrot]

Guarantee he will have 'issues' every time he isnt the fastest man there

[civic dirge]

lando was still really fast during the weekend tho so he still could've won even if max didn't have issues

[glad stirrup]

nah idts

thats an rb20

mclaren's f1 sucks

i mean they're still 3rd fastest

[civic dirge]

2nd fatest

[dense parrot]

Will it be 10s penalty for Magnussen now

[civic dirge]

so real

[dense parrot]

Is Ocon saved

[glad stirrup]

ferrari.

[dense parrot]

Tbf McLaren had pace this whole weekend

Could've had pole

Just seems like they couldn't get it together in quali

[civic dirge]

well then it must be landos skill

[dense parrot]

And Piastri got upto P2 very fast

[glad stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-finally-a-worthy-opponent-our-battle-will-be-legendary-battle-fight-gif-24829111

[dense parrot]

But anyway saying Lando only won cause of SC or Verstappen having some steering issues is dumb

It's been a long time coming anyway

[civic dirge]

yeah

[glad stirrup]

yah'

[civic dirge]

and he could've cought them bc he gapped verstapen by 7.6 seconds

[dense parrot]

I'm more happy about Ocon points though to be real

Tsunoda P7 is impressive too but I think that VCARB has more pace than everyone thinks

[civic dirge]

your a big Ocon fan aren't you

[orchid scarab]

But since sprint quali the guy has keep on mentioning his issue with the grip and stuff

Even leclerc said he hopes this continues til the race proper lol

[proper jacinth]

the one time i don't watch a race there's a different winner >->"

ig i jinxed max

[iron ember]

I think if norris gets some good pace in qualifying he might get alot more wins

[dense parrot]

Everyone struggled with grip here

[iron ember]

First time God save the king has been played in f1
Not rlly much of a difference from God save the queen

[sweet iris]

IM GONNA CRY IM GONNA CRY I LOVE LANDO OH MY GOD

[jade mural]

Congrats @sweet iris, you're now on lap 5

[sweet iris]

HSDHHDHFHFHHF

[snow swan]

What? I thought they were playing My Country 'Tis of Thee

[iron ember]

.

Your joking right

[snow swan]

Sweet land of liberty!!!!!!

Hahaha

[iron ember]

Why is next race 2 weeksssss away

In Italy

[snow swan]

Oh man are we starting the European races already?

[calm topaz]

hell yea mf

[dense parrot]

I thought Russell got it

He won after she died

[dense parrot]

Lmao why is Canada after Monaco instead of next race?

[wet bramble]

lando won before gta 5

[dense parrot]

Miami Imola Monaco Canada Spain

Good schedule

[wet bramble]

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