monaco-gp

[cerulean elk]

Fr tho he’s a amazing driver

[random panther]

he cant do that in a vcarb

[stiff bough]

Not amazing enough for a Red Bull seat, though.

[random panther]

hes using the car the best he can

[remote knoll]

Never say can't

[cerulean elk]

Cap

[stiff bough]

Oh okay.

[random panther]

if ricciardo was pulling the results that yuki has been doing

ppl would be like

ooo ricciardo to redbull!

but when yuki does it

[cerulean elk]

Yukon should go for Ferrari at least

Yuki

[remote knoll]

um

[random panther]

oh

no

[remote knoll]

ferrari dont want yuki

[random panther]

^^

[stiff bough]

because Ricciardo's return is inherently linked with Red Bull, Yuki has never been in Red Bull's plans and even if he performs well on track, there are still many attributes behind the scenes that make a driver valuable to a team or not

[random panther]

but like

why put him on the junior team

if hes not a potential

like lawson and others

[cerulean elk]

Yukis better

[tawny oak]

The Japanese market is massive

[random panther]

maybe to aston martin

[cerulean elk]

I just want him to get p1 one day

[stiff bough]

Because there are other factors at play. From what's been alleged by many, Honda is a primary reason for why Red Bull decided to bring him into F1 and keep him there

[remote knoll]

Yuki to Amr fr

[cerulean elk]

What!?

[slow wagon]

Honda have said they're interested in keeping Yuki on the grid

[undone cape]

yuki is also just a really good driver

[slow wagon]

Red Bull has absolutely no interest in Yuki being in their main team (understandably given his pace) so Ricciardo not beating him is quite suboptimal for their plans

[dense parrot]

Ricciardo isn't as washed as everyone says tho

[stiff bough]

I think it's less his speed and everything else surrounding it

[dense parrot]

Tsunoda isn't even that aggressive or whatever things people are always saying about him

Lots of drivers complain more and no one says anything but Tsunoda complains and people talk about it

[remote knoll]

right

[stiff bough]

people only talk about the people who get radio'd the most

[dense parrot]

Though that thing on Ricciardo in Bahrain cool down lap was very questionable

[stiff bough]

Which is typically Hamilton, Tsunoda, and Lando

[dense parrot]

Ocons radios are always so funny

Celebrating like a win getting to Q2

[stiff bough]

Put max up there too actually

[slow wagon]

If you get a reputation for being a mess on radio they look for your radio more

[stiff bough]

although you dont see people coming at him for whining

[slow wagon]

"Lol" -Max Verstappen, 2024

[dense parrot]

Or that one in Mexico where he said warn the Haas I'm gonna overtake and it took him 10 laps

[stiff bough]

despite radioing 5 million times a race about the car being shit on traction

[dense parrot]

It's funny to see all these Max fans on Twitter slandering Hamilton for that dive bomb though

Verstappen has done that so many times

I guess people forget about his wheel to wheel racing since he's always by himself nowadays

[stiff bough]

Max Verstappen when his competitor gets a better start than him and hes on the inside

[versed egret]

real

[dense parrot]

At least they finally penalised him for that in Vegas

Reminds me of that whole dive bomb shit in quali tho

[versed egret]

why the fuck "vertappen" is in autocorrect

[dense parrot]

If impeding is so much of a problem how is purposefully dive bombing to ruin someone's lap completely fine lol

[versed egret]

lol

[slow wagon]

I think the dumber one was him sitting at the pit lane exit when the light was green so no one could go out

[sand nebula]

man why don't they just leave it alone fr

[dense parrot]

And overtaking everyone in the Abu Dhabi pitlane cause he felt like it

[rugged galleon]

[sly dock]

Hiiii

[random panther]

yeah that was def the most hes ever done though

every1 swears and gets mad on radio

[random panther]

this is all hamilton uses the radio for

"cars shit"

[dense parrot]

Probably just mad Ricciardo is being prioritised for the RB seat and now in the team when he felt he was faster anyway in Bahrain

[random panther]

yeah understandable but still super dangerous and stupid

[dense parrot]

It is weird how much Tsunoda has improved though

[random panther]

its every1 saying that all his teammates will beat hi

hes still super young as well

[dense parrot]

Was completely awful in 21 I never expected him to get so much better

[slim chasm]

he's so back

[random panther]

tbf he was like 20/19 at that time

[dense parrot]

Maybe it's the new generation of cars or just that the 21 and 22 Alpha weren't very good

True and his rookie season also

[random panther]

i hate how the media infantilizes him though

[dense parrot]

Actually the 21 alpha was pretty good I forgot about that

It was the 22 and 23 that were dog

Back when Gasly was getting P6 a bunch in 21

[slow wagon]

Yuki truly doing the minimum to stay on the grid year in year out I love it for him

[stable wyvern]

man I just woke up and saw the grid

alonso starting 15 is so sad

[dense parrot]

Outqualified by his old team

Weird so many drivers made a lot of mistakes

[slim chasm]

hey

it's at least a Q3

behind a Haas but eh details

[random panther]

woah thats crazy to think abt

rip gasly

[dense parrot]

Gasly is so washed this season

[slow wagon]

The Haas ain't that bad this season tho

[remote knoll]

real

[remote knoll]

Glad to see people aren't blaming Stroll for that incident like they typically do

[ripe folio]

guys just want to clarify that this sentence means"Zhou Guan Yu is fxxking awesome"，not signed by Mercedes

[stiff bough]

they were on alternate strategies and knew that he would be told to let Ricciardo by in the final stint before the race started

Of course, delaying letting Ricciardo by meant that the best of the soft tyres were done and dusted and he couldn't keep making ground

and combined with waiting until Verstappen lapped them

[slow wagon]

Ricciardo wasn't getting in the points anyway

[dense parrot]

Fair

Reminds me of Gasly getting mad Ocon got let past in Japan

Didn't dive bomb him over 1 point though

[queen cloud]

Come on beat redbull

[quaint creek]

Am I insane or are people that say "zhou guanyu" backwards???

[stiff bough]

i dont get what you mean

[quaint creek]

isn't zhou his last name?

[stiff bough]

I believe China does surname first.

[quaint creek]

oh huh

[dense parrot]

You say family name first for Chinese people

Same with Japan

[quaint creek]

learn something new every day

[dense parrot]

But idk why Tsunoda says his name the Western way

[quaint creek]

personal preference id assume

[dense parrot]

It does flow a lot better

So does Zhou Guanyu compared to Guanyu Zhou

[quaint creek]

i disagree

[stiff bough]

I don't think there are many Japanese drivers that do surname first

[quaint creek]

but i might be saying zhou wrong

[stiff bough]

All the ones I think of off the top of my head have never done surname first

[random panther]

zz o

idk how to spell this phonetically

[stiff bough]

joe

[random panther]

oh yeah

[dense parrot]

I'm pretty sure it's just like Joe but like soft j

[quaint creek]

there is no english spelling for the way i say zhou

just realized that

zzjjjjhhhh

[random panther]

dawg what

[dense parrot]

I saw so many people calling the guy zoo

[random panther]

how have u been pronouncing

[quaint creek]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT

[random panther]

zhhhhh

what happened to the vowels

[dense parrot]

Cant you just spell it out phonetically

[quaint creek]

do you know the phonetic alphabet off the top of your head??

[dense parrot]

I meant like

I-za-bell

That kinda thing

[quaint creek]

no there is not an english pronounciation to how i say the first 2 letters

i feel like i mgoing insane

[random panther]

how

do u say it out loud

like

shhhhh

or like

zuh

orrr

JJJJ

[quaint creek]

kinda like a bunch of j's yea

jzhhzhzhzhz

the sound a washing machine makes i dont fucking know

am i going insane

[random panther]

wait i get it

like a bee buzzing but at the end of the buzzzz

[quaint creek]

yea

im almost say sh-ou

but with a j

[ashen zenith]

Chat how did quali go

[random panther]

danny ric p18 😦

[sudden niche]

I almost understand no penalty for Hamilton

But what fucks it up

[dense parrot]

What, like a long soft j?

It's pretty much just Joe

[sudden niche]

Is why in the hell do they think the AMRs colliding are separate incidents

[dense parrot]

Everyone yellow on their last laps very anticlimactic

[sudden niche]

Someone said the track punishes trying to go fast

[narrow garnet]

yeah, the softs are useless here

you try to even push slightly and you could be all over the place

[ashen zenith]

😭

[pale tusk]

danny ric fans (me incl) during every race weekend: 📈 📉

[snow swan]

WHAT Happened TO DANNY

[narrow garnet]

the same thing that happened to Lando in SQ3

just couldn't get any grip anywhere

[slim chasm]

he's back to being washed

shame

[dense parrot]

Bro made a mistake in quali and is getting slandered after p4 sprint lol

Every driver on the grid was making mistakes this quali

[remote knoll]

He wouldn't have been getting slandered if RB just put Lawson in 😎

[sudden niche]

And here I was thinking he already ran through the dryer

[slim chasm]

a short dryer session

[wooden kettle]

i believe in danny, just a minor setback lol

[hardy tundra]

That’s true ,u can’t just reach p4 by luck and keep that place from a ferrai for 19 laps

[remote knoll]

it's a mystery how sainz never got past ricciardo

[hardy tundra]

I hope ric jumps into the points (idts it will happen )

[remote knoll]

bro made everyone think ferrari fired the wrong driver and then he gets trapped behind a midfield car

[hardy tundra]

The corners are really tight and he(sainz) got the drs pretty late considering ric broke the drs zone from Perez a bit late

[raven wagon]

Carlos had drs behind Danny for basically once Checo got past him

[remote knoll]

yea

as soon as checo got past ric i expected carlos to follow him

but no

checo pulls a 7 second gap or whatever it was and sainz is still fighting an alphatuari in the 2nd fastest car

[hardy tundra]

Lmao tell me abt it

My bets are on Danny to show us some moves this race

[grave oxide]

Daniel can really prove a lot if he has a good drive this race

[merry spear]

@grave oxide true miami is a tough circuit

[grave oxide]

Yeah it will be interesting to see how he handles this set back

[merry spear]

yeah

rb will most likeley still dominate

[grave oxide]

Ye

[merry spear]

LH may do better than midfeild depending on qualifying

hes starting 8th

[slow trout]

Dont let this make you forget that out of 8 mercedes powered cars in the sprint Logan was 2nd

[merry spear]

great point

[lament slate]

Where he qualify for real race?

[icy walrus]

https://youtu.be/LT7h6sUeUhU?si=hkQATsEX2i3Qs-Lx

[oblique wren]

p18

[lament slate]

So he is still drive like mid driver

[regal needle]

Good Morning Team! Happy Race Day

[wary pewter]

doesnt he start p20 cus of the penalty from shanghai?

[narrow garnet]

yes

[cloud gorge]

I missed quali, wtaf happened to Daniel!?

[ancient basalt]

& alonso

[narrow garnet]

Lando SQ3'd himself

[sudden niche]

how tf do people blame Lance

For turn 1

No like seriously HOW

[wary pewter]

in Shanghai?

[sudden niche]

In Miami

Turn 1 of sprint

[sudden niche]

Oh that was all him and he knows it

[wary pewter]

missed that, gonna have another look

[warped mirage]

Ben says hi

[fast fable]

'Cause he's Lance?

Peeps think he's the reason for Norris's exit, 'cause being in middle of both Alonso and Lando.

[raven wagon]

Ask Tricko

[wary pewter]

I remember now, I dont think it was lances fault either- Id say more a racing incident then anything

alonso trying to make places, lance being in the wrong place at the wrong time, hamilton trying to make places

[sudden niche]

I mean

[wide trellis]

I aint a mclaren fan but i feel bad for norris

[sudden niche]

The sequence of events from Lance's perspective goes

Turning into T1
Sees Alonso on inside with plenty of room
takes a wide turn to move while still giving space to Nando for his own turn in
Nando never turns in
contact
Merc slams into Nando taking out Lance (and not Fernando)
He also gets slammed into Mclaren taking him out

[wide trellis]

Yea thats a 10 second penalty for magnussen

[wary pewter]

did he get P20 cus of all the penalties he got?

[prisma ingot]

Nothing lance could do there

[wide trellis]

Ye

[marsh gale]

It wasn't his fault this time surprisingly

[sudden niche]

If anything I would argue he did everything he could with what information

[prisma ingot]

Just a passenger

[sudden niche]

Meh, 1/2 racing incidents this year involving him

Have been caused by him

[prisma ingot]

I hope he does well

[sudden niche]

Let's hope neither number increase

[prisma ingot]

I love lance with all my heart

[marsh gale]

🦅🦅

[fast fable]

Would say, LS is doing pretty well.

[wide trellis]

I havent watched the quali but what happened with checo

Why p4

[wet sequoia]

Sargeant will stay in Miami, won’t even bother going to Imola

[wet sequoia]

Cause Ferrari

[prisma ingot]

Better than some

kmag

[wide trellis]

Is ferrari gonna beat redbull

[sudden niche]

In terms of qualifying, surprisingly yes

In terms of races....

He's had two stinkers in a row

[fast fable]

CHN & MIA sprint?

[sudden niche]

Shanghai and Japan

God idk what happened in Japan

I think he took too much downforce

[tired kernel]

honey badger p18 :(

[fast fable]

Different setup.

[fast fable]

P20.

[wide trellis]

I want verstappen in an alpine seat

[sudden niche]

Yeah it seems like he took too much downforce

[wide trellis]

Ford as an f1 team would be crazy

[tired kernel]

what why

tf i missed

[raven wagon]

Its still Red Bull

[fast fable]

3-place grid penalty from CHN.

[raven wagon]

Red Bull RBPT Ford

[tired kernel]

NOO

FACK

[orchid scarab]

Watching the sprint post race now

Why leclerc looked so high 😭

[fast fable]

Can't do much about it. 🤷‍♂️

[wary pewter]

bro so right he does too

kinda always looks like that though

[snow swan]

He probably was. Perks of being in the US.

[orchid scarab]

He looks fine to me before the sprint tho idk maybe im just a girlie who doesn’t eye too much on leclerc

[slow socket]

leclerc always looks too good

[orchid scarab]

I think he looks too young for his age. Cant take him seriously esp when he released his ice cream line 😭

[slow socket]

hes 26 and he looks like it also i fw him for doing an ice cream line idk i

[olive knoll]

i want all the f1 drivers i am not picky

except bottas

no hate

[slow socket]

real shit

[orchid scarab]

I like em all except stroll

[olive knoll]

stroll lowks...idk i can see it

[orchid scarab]

But can only love maxieee

[slow socket]

tbh yeah..

[olive knoll]

if stoll can keep his mouth shut maybe

[ember crystal]

if someone guess what driver im thinking of i will meow in vc 100 times (one of the current drivers)

6 guesses

[ancient meadow]

who wants to hit

[hidden arch]

is the race at the same time as the sprint today

[wary pewter]

6am tomorrow morning for me

[hidden arch]

ah

1 pm for me it seems'

guys if you think about it

hamilton just needs to get p1 for every single remaining race

he can then win his 8h

im tweaking

how many does he acutaly have

[lusty briar]

Imagine: Alonso doing the Hamilton’s divebomb which ruins the race of 3 drivers:
+100 years penalty to Alonso
MaFIA supporting british drivers like always 😂😂

[hardy tundra]

Exactly idk why tf they support him so much

[grim egret]

33?

if newey goes to RB he has a good chance of getting 8th

but right now the mercedes is worse than W13

i never thought they would make a worse car

w13 had pace just the bouncing that was the problem

this thing is just an absolute dogshit

[hidden arch]

i wish

[hidden arch]

are they allowed to like

just

bring the w13 back

and jusput a paintjob to cover it up

[raven wagon]

They will be miles off the pace

W15 is quicker than the W13

Just other teams caught up and developed the cars better

[lusty briar]

Since 2007, the little british protected by everybody due to the nacionality and skin colour

British media doesnt want to talk about it but… the same story always

Pirates…

The story of the world 😜

[grim egret]

no they are not allowed you submit chassis iteration for that year alone, and the FIA inspects and puts a sticker inside the driver box and sign it saying its a chassis for 2022 or 23 or 24 etc

once the year is over you cant bring it back again to race

[ember crystal]

v

[grim egret]

i dont think so, the bouncing made the w13 so slow and unable to compete properly but im sure it will still bounce if you bring it back

[ember crystal]

someone guess

6 guesses

[raven wagon]

Ye but if you compare the laptimes

Lewis managed a 1:31.2 in Bahrain 22 quali

In this years Bahrain quali, its a 1:29.7

[grim egret]

what was the fastest quali lap in miami for the w13?

[raven wagon]

1:29.625

[grim egret]

christ

[raven wagon]

Yesterdays quali Lewis managed a 1:28.1

[grim egret]

he did a sub 28.

in q2 if i remember

[raven wagon]

Best laptime of 1:27.6

[grim egret]

2 seconds faster than w13 lol

okay i take it back

but

mercedes actual real rivals are haas and vcarb now

[hidden arch]

💀

[grim egret]

no jokes

actual reality

since before china those are the teams they been wheel 2 wheel with

ferrari RB mclaren and AM are so faar up the field we have to look in the mirror backwards instead of fowards

[tame plover]

both red bull merc ferrai and mcL dnf tomorrow hulkenberg 1st podium

Or today

[wispy quest]

Adrian Newey is going to sabotage the RB cars tomorrow as a prank

[spare heart]

nah. Ferrari 1-2 today watch (im delusional)

[slim chasm]

what did Yuki and Danny Ric do to warrant that

[native lake]

Ferrari 1-2 Indeed

[grim egret]

thats vcarb not RB

[slim chasm]

that's RB

[grim egret]

newwey doesnt work on Vcarb

yes but we say vcarb to distinguish

RB is vcarb

RB is RBR

[slim chasm]

not me

[grim egret]

or oracle red bull racing blah blah blah

[grim egret]

yes thats you

[native lake]

RB: Oracle Redbull Racing
VCARB: Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls

I think

[grim egret]

yes

thats how we distinguish

[slim chasm]

No, that's RBR

[grim egret]

vcarb is danuek and yuki

[slim chasm]

RB is daniel and Yuki

RBR is Max and Checo

[grim egret]

yes officially

[slim chasm]

it is

[regal needle]

RB and RBR is different

Racing Bulls is RB and RBR is Red Bull Racing

[native lake]

Idk man, RBR AND VCARB

[slim chasm]

this is correct

[native lake]

Yeah

[native lake]

I'm sorry, I missed the "R"

[grim egret]

but if you say RB people will think its RBR

[slim chasm]

it's okay

[grim egret]

no its not

[slim chasm]

if you say RB, people will think it's RB

[grim egret]

no

they will think its max and checo

[native lake]

yEah

[slim chasm]

they won't

[grim egret]

but officially its yuki and dan

[native lake]

Oml

They will,

[slim chasm]

who's they

[grim egret]

you are the only person i know who correctly says RB is yuki and dan

[slim chasm]

F1 used RB and it's fine

[slim chasm]

https://x.com/F1/status/1786865635953176581

also the F1 community

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

Max makes it 6⃣ poles in 2024!

And here's the full provisional qualifying result 📋

#F1 #MiamiGP

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 9:09 PM

[grim egret]

the rest on social media RB is max and checo

[regal needle]

RB and RBR will always Different

[slim chasm]

not the big ones

[regal needle]

RB can be a Bit Slow, But for RBR is Fast

[native lake]

🙏

[grim egret]

yuki has 5-0 on daniel now right?

outside sprint?

[slim chasm]

on what

quali? race?

[tacit seal]

Has the miami gp been driven yet?

[grim egret]

quali

[slim chasm]

cause daniel def beat Yuki at the Chinese quali iirc

[grim egret]

not yet

[tacit seal]

Ok hopefully haas will get good results as its one of their home races

[raven wagon]

Hulk got P7 in the sprint

So i would consider that a good result

[grim egret]

yeah their car is good

for points

[grim egret]

p18

[raven wagon]

Nope

[quaint creek]

did you photoshop this? Pretty sure logan got p1 and got 12 points for being so chill 🤙

[grim egret]

even after the penalties?

how ?

didint he get like 20 seconds?

[raven wagon]

What pens

[quaint creek]

Kmag did

Not hulk

[grim egret]

ohhh

i got confused

[raven wagon]

K Mag got 35 secs of pens

[quaint creek]

goat material

[grim egret]

goated

[rigid apex]

w mans

[grim egret]

how did hamilton get a penalty

is it for the diving in T1?

[raven wagon]

Speeding in pitlane

[grim egret]

what was he doing in the pits during a sprint

[narrow garnet]

they all went through the pits to protect the marshalls getting Lando's car off the track during the SC

[grim egret]

ohh yeah i remember that

so how did he speed in there

does the pitlane speed rule apply even behind a SC in there?!!

[frosty knoll]

IM ROARING TO GO AND DISCUSS ABOUT QUALIS NOW

WHERE MY BROS AT

[fast gull]

Dun dun dun dun

Max verstappen

Enough said

[limber portal]

Any hopes for the race

[fast gull]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-formula1-dutch-max-verstappen-gif-26539525

Maxipad is gunna fuck off into narnia as per usual

I think lec p2 fighting perez
Sainz depending on perez could snatch p3
Other than that, its gunna he a standard race

[uncut swan]

lol ill be focusing on the midfield

[grim egret]

outside of max easy win?

fast driver in tune 100% with a fast car

[regal needle]

After Miami, Next 2 Weeks is we're back at Imola

Crofty will probably say "Welcome along to the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix. We missed this Circuit Last Year"

But he won't be in Emilia Romagna unfortunately

[tawdry birch]

wehre the pings like group ones

[late hemlock]

It always applies

[slim chasm]

forgot to turn on pit speed limiter definitely there lol

[grim egret]

why?

[slim chasm]

he took a break

Harry is replacing him for a few races

[grim egret]

ok

[regal needle]

Imola, Austria and Azerbaijan is where we won't see Crofty

[grim egret]

i would watch sky f1 but the ads drive me up the wall

skyf1 has the best presentation and presenters and coverage and commentary than f1 tv

but the ads literraly give me headaches

[north abyss]

i’m watching on DAZN this weekend and they just advertise alpine cars and other car stuff

[bitter jasper]

editededited

[round shoal]

Sup

[vague wasp]

Honestly, i dont rlly like to watch in other lamgauges. I prefer sky sports

But DAZN is my backup.

[snow swan]

this the type of town i could spend a few days in

miami the city that keeps the roof blazin

[north abyss]

yeah sky sports is good i usually watch on there

[round shoal]

Now tv is good too

[north abyss]

yeah but that’s basically sky sports

it’s the same stream but it has a bit of a delay

[echo igloo]

sky sports has like a 1 lap delya

[north abyss]

yeah i prefer the DAZN stream honestly

even if the guys talk very fast and test my spanish skills

[cobalt dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-bored-f1-waving-legs-reaction-gif-4824109469932584092

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-jr-carlos-sainz-ferrari-f1-f1crash-f1reaction-gif-24377959

[grim egret]

@slim chasm why was the mercedes fast in q2?

[north abyss]

hacking

[slim chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-i-have-no-name-mss-marvel-studios-spoilers-mjf-gif-23698458

[grim egret]

lol

i think the others were on scrubs

[merry spear]

I think so not sure tho

[narrow garnet]

https://twitter.com/FDataAnalysis/status/1787094597027475840?t=35KtsUty_7V-vQS3s23wHQ&s=19

Formula Data Analysis (@FDataAnalysis) on X

QUALIFYING TOP SPEEDS (and change vs SQ)

Teams could change setup after the Sprint:
-Sauber/Aston/Alpine reduced their drag significantly📈
-Merc trimmed their wing slightly: +3km/h➡️Will make attacking 'less impossible'!👌
-McL added load: from 3rd fastest to slowest🛠️
#F1

Twitter · May 5, 2024, 12:18 PM

[snow swan]

Daniel needs to cook

[tacit seal]

What situation

[round shoal]

I see

[pale tusk]

daniel needs to turn into the michelin man to pull off a points finish

but i'm here for it

[shadow jungle]

My local raceway id having an f1 watch party today for miami

Hosted by monster

And we all get free monsters, prizes if we win our race, and if we get fastest lap we get 100 bucks

[spiral gorge]

last time alonso started p15 he won the race

(#33 copium)

[raven mist]

Supposed “allegations” mounted on Horner that happened after the Bahrain GP

As for what they are, I cannot say

[quaint creek]

(he has cooties)

[snow vine]

If max doesn’t win I’ll watch the full 4 hour coverage of the 2021 Belgium gp

[lunar quartz]

(he has a ferrari banner above bed)

[raven mist]

Yeah let’s put it at that

[ruby tapir]

When miami gp?

[north abyss]

today

in 6 hours

[ruby tapir]

Alright, thanks

[north abyss]

np

[raven mist]

6 hours from now

[dim wyvern]

bro for me its at 4am

[snow swan]

Any Hamilton improvements?

[raven mist]

No…

Yesterday it was quite shit, him getting a pen for speeding down the pit

[zealous dagger]

for me its at 1 am

[raven mist]

And the upgrades seems to not even work either

[dim wyvern]

that is decent

[raven mist]

Whereas McLaren’s worked

[zealous dagger]

i have school tommorow 😭

[dim wyvern]

doesnt everyone

[zealous dagger]

fair enough

bro i thought the race was at 8 (my time) and then i check the timings and its at one am

[exotic arrow]

Its 12AM fir me

[astral bone]

i got the day off on monday

[snow swan]

whats with the alpine flat out joke? i cant find any explanation on google

[timid hemlock]

hi guys

i won again

lol

[quaint field]

not this time sorry ☺️

[tawny mason]

Now you get to experience what Aussies have to do to watch F1 races

[quaint field]

wait when’s the race ?

[raven mist]

4 PM

[quaint field]

US time ?

[dawn geode]

nope

[raven mist]

Yeah

[quaint field]

okay

bc i live in europe and i still don’t know when the race starts 🥲

[topaz surge]

9pm british time

so 10pm in CEST

[quaint field]

oh okay thanks

[topaz surge]

plus

times with correct timezones are always pinned every single race weekend

[quaint field]

oh i didn’t knew that

[frigid spire]

[analog merlin]

you can also get the box box app for widgets like this

[burnt wagon]

God dammit i thought daniel avocado was gonna cook

Or atleast i hoped

[wet sequoia]

I mean he did in the sprint, I don’t know what happened for qualifying for the GP

[neat latch]

Hamilton fr just said

[short lily]

So excited to watch the GP (I lost my remote to my tv and have a final on Monday)

[lunar path]

would recommend watching F1A this time around actually

starting now

the race yesteday was great

[knotty cipher]

anyone going to Grand Prix in Silverstone this year, i am

[keen timber]

Hi sorry for bothering you guys but m gonna be in transit so is there any website I can watch the racing 🙌🏼please help

[pearl shale]

the f1 website got your country's streaming services that stream it

[ripe phoenix]

Carlos p1 baby

[pearl shale]

how probable would it be for Max to get fastest lap this gp?

or like is there someone on the grid who would fight for it?

[icy dune]

Lets just hope "someone" doesn't crash on the last lap

[knotty cipher]

playign f1 22 right now lol

[remote knoll]

why

[icy dune]

I heard Leclerc might be much of a challenge for Max this gp, but who knows

[pearl shale]

thats what im thinkin

[knotty cipher]

becuase i like f1 and it is a good game

[icy dune]

Thanks for agreeing with me much

[pearl shale]

but whats the chance he gets it

[worn bear]

finally no more forcing myself awake for the gp i’m in est 😻

[icy dune]

All the guys were making bluff out of Max and Leclerc having a bit of beef to settle but I don't see the competition lol

[frank sierra]

Who is staying awake at 4am?

[remote knoll]

not me

[knotty cipher]

not me

[remote knoll]

Are you sober

[keen timber]

😂romania

[pearl shale]

leclercs pace is off compared to max's, but hes still fast as hell

[tawny chasm]

antena 3 bbc

[icy dune]

Can someone get me a ss of the grid? I can't really watch it currently, or I can't always lol

[pearl shale]

ss?

[icy dune]

Screenshot

[pearl shale]

screenshot?

[tawny chasm]

screenshot

[icy dune]

But Max really did leave everyone in his dust during qualifying

[icy dune]

Bro even said LOL

[icy dune]

thank you

Sad to see the honey badger

[pearl shale]

he beat leclerc by .1s

i dont get it, my internet shuts off every time i open the f1 page

[icy dune]

get this low after p4

[pearl shale]

i mean, he did also get a grid penalty

[icy dune]

oof

That explains it

[pearl shale]

for overtaking during safety car in china

[icy dune]

Totally forgot about it💀

[tawny chasm]

alonso p15 im crying myself to sleep

[pearl shale]

nah but srsly, is max gonna get the fastest lap again this year in miami? the bet multiplier is so much higher with that

[pearl shale]

hate to see it

[icy dune]

The greatest rookie of all time

[sand storm]

true

[tawny chasm]

where do you bet on f1

[pearl shale]

a local bettin website

or whatever the word is for only this country

[tawny chasm]

what country

[icy dune]

All the audience over Alonso, forgot about Logan's grid penalty

[pearl shale]

estonia

[icy dune]

I'd recommend 1xbet if possible, I think its the most popular one out there?

[sand storm]

🇪🇪

[pearl shale]

actually im not sure if its just here

dont know

[icy dune]

I don't bet, everytime I bet someone is gonna win, they lose somehow

[pearl shale]

the one for max to win the race is 1.05, the one for him to win, fastest lap and outperform everyone else is 3.7

[icy dune]

I bet my friend that Max was gonna win Australian gp, HE RETIRED FIRST

[pearl shale]

same

i woke up and i opened my phone and see that he is out by lap 10

[icy dune]

is it safe to ask for a free website that streams f1 in this server?

[icy dune]

Actually it was lap 3 or so

[pearl shale]

idk what lap it was, i just know i woke up at lap 10

[icy dune]

I bet Lewis was out that time too

[pearl shale]

oh yeah

[tawny chasm]

do i bet on verstappen

[icy dune]

.

[tawny chasm]

that he wins the miami gp

[icy dune]

tbh, the safest

[pearl shale]

he'll win for sure

[formal skiff]

Nope— sniped immediately

[tawny chasm]

WAIT

DO I BET ON

[icy dune]

Thanks for reminding

[tawny chasm]

VERSTAPPEN AND LECLERC FIRST 2 AFTER THE FIRST LAO

LAP

IS IT SAFE

[icy dune]

I do have a feeling that this is a very bad idea

[tawny chasm]

who do i bet on

[icy dune]

u talking about podium?

[tawny chasm]

no

[icy dune]

Max for sure

[tawny chasm]

after the first lap

who are gonna be the leaders

e.g:

verstappen 1

[pearl shale]

he means that first place max, second leclerc

[tawny chasm]

perez 2

[tawny chasm]

is it safe

to bet on

[icy dune]

Probability is high

[tawny chasm]

it has 1.33 odds

other combo is 3

[pearl shale]

eeeh i dont see anyone else really gettin there, maybe a mclaren, but doubt it

[icy dune]

Even Sainz has a chance to 2nd place, but it is possible he could switch places with Leclerc

I just realized its all about the drama and marketing

AND STILL THE WORST LIVERY OF THE CENTURY

[pearl shale]

ferrari?

[tawny chasm]

yea

[icy dune]

Bro HP literally stands for "Hinge Problem", always something up with their hinges

[pearl shale]

i mean the blue isnt that bad

[icy dune]

Yes

[pearl shale]

the ferrari should be red, and it is mostly, staying true to its manufacturer

[icy dune]

But after the photoshoots, I thought we might really have Dinoco vibe livery

[pearl shale]

to a degree...

[icy dune]

I wouldn't be mad over blue McQueen tho

Just saying

hhahh

[tawny chasm]

i wanted the whole ferrari to be blue

that would of been epic

[icy dune]

DINOCO🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tawny chasm]

exactly

[icy dune]

Where do I get roles?

[pearl shale]

id:customize

[icy dune]

Thank you for helping me out again hahh

[warped wind]

Is there a live stream of the miami race?

[pearl shale]

ok imma trust max that he gon get the fastest lap

that multiplier is just too juicy

[stiff bough]

We do not provide or direct people to streams.

[icy dune]

Goodluck brodda

[pearl shale]

look at the f1 website, they have your country's streaming service for f1 listed there

somewhere there....

[merry spear]

Is it espn in america?

I think sling js the best for motorsport streaming

[undone turtle]

The match is at 12 here and I have skl 💔 I’m gonna get like an hour of sleep

[frank sierra]

not worth it

[merry spear]

Yeah fr

[frank sierra]

the winner is a foregone conclusion

[undone turtle]

Why not

[undone turtle]

*why not

Right but what if mclaren places podium

[hushed bison]

things that we wouldn't see this season in f1

[outer ingot]

Proud of bia 🧡

[quaint creek]

not if sargoat has anything to say about it

[hushed bison]

taking the whole grid out or what?

[quaint creek]

Constructors is gonna go to logan. Not even williams

He's just sandbagging

[hushed bison]

https://tenor.com/view/planet-earth-sand-dunes-dessert-gif-3327924

and this is how much sand is there

[quaint creek]

just gonna make his last to first WDC that much better

[snow swan]

@faint patrol oh hey

[abstract knot]

In how long does it start?

[raven mist]

2 more hours

Nope 1

[hushed bison]

1 hour and 50 minutes

[raven mist]

Yep

[quaint kettle]

drivers parade now

[vocal swift]

Hi guys

[quaint kettle]

hey

[vocal swift]

What's up?

[quaint kettle]

sometimes im thinking. why am i watching. verstappen is the most powerfull guy off the entire grid

[outer ingot]

Lando looks so cute help

[craggy rivet]

yeah logan will win his home gp

[topaz trellis]

when's the race?

[red wing]

time pinned

i would tell u but idk timezones

[junior echo]

Looking forward to Merc’s wonderful midfield battles today

[distant token]

imma be that mf who waits till 3 am to watch a mid race just to turn the tv off atfer 5 laps. watch me

[topaz trellis]

in my phone i can't see pinned

idk why

they do not show

[red wing]

lets see if i flop when i try doing the bot command

.sessions

erm

[topaz trellis]

dam

[red wing]

its in #botspam

:3

[topaz trellis]

oh okay

thank you

[red wing]

np

[cyan saffron]

Race start is in 1 hour and 28 minutes.

[red wing]

thank u logoat sargoat

[cyan saffron]

That's independent from time zones.

[hallow portal]

oh finally I'm unmuted

[cyan saffron]

Time span is everywhere equal.

[hallow portal]

so how do we think the race is gonna go? (excluding max win)

[red wing]

bottas podium

[cyan saffron]

Logan win

[hallow portal]

I can get behind that

[haughty mason]

norris p2

[cyan saffron]

realistically Max, Checo, Charles podium

[neat latch]

Logan Sargeant new championship win

[thin narwhal]

norris first win

[red wing]

my f1 play prediction is verstappen, sainz, leclerc

did i eat

[cyan saffron]

No Checo is risky.

[red wing]

yeah i was thinking about it

[neat latch]

I think we are underestimating mclaren a bit

We haven't seen Norris race pace, he has all the upgrades

[red wing]

but idk whether to put charles or carlos on it if i do checo

[cyan saffron]

Lando has a lot of bad luck in Miami though.

[red wing]

god i cant speak englidh

[neat latch]

He kinda got taken out by #blessed

[sour plaza]

Finally! Unblocked! That went just for having ym own opinion about a certain commentator that lacks skills.

[cyan saffron]

He was literally involved in a collision in every single race in Miami yet.

[hallow portal]

who?

[sour plaza]

I can't say who, I might be blocked again, but presents as a female from the usa

[hallow portal]

I got muted for what I assume was spamming the chats

[sour plaza]

Retired nascar driver i believe.

[hallow portal]

oh yeah gotcha

[sour plaza]

Yee.

[glacial glacier]

Danica was in nascar for donkeys year

Only woman to win an Indy car series race

[neat latch]

Danica Patrick

[sour plaza]

Yeah. There's that. I feel Naomi Schiff should have more commentating time. But what do I know! I've been punished for my own opinion. Bring it mods. Lol

[tawny chasm]

in how much time does the gp start

[glacial glacier]

Hour 20

[snow swan]

bro get danica out of this shit shes awful

[hallow portal]

an hour and 20 mins

[glacial glacier]

Big name in the states

[glacial glacier]

And they use the sky feed on ESPN

[odd shell]

Didn’t know the race starts at 9

[bitter pollen]

What timezone are you in?

[odd shell]

EST

[hallow portal]

GMT if it's 9pm

[bitter pollen]

Same

[tawny chasm]

are you cest

[bitter pollen]

It says 4:00 PM on Google

[glacial glacier]

It’s 4pm EST

[hallow portal]

I'm in GMT

[odd shell]

They use sky sports

[tawny chasm]

im in gmt+2/cest

[hallow portal]

time that it starts doesn't change tho

[eternal radish]

finally have access to sky sports F1 in the US! (My dad’s work has a partnership with Sky so don’t worry not illegal streaming!)

[glacial glacier]

Right wherever you are add 1 hour 20

[muted igloo]

10 pm for me

[glacial glacier]

It’s Time for the GP

[glacial glacier]

Tbf you aren’t missing much

[eternal radish]

Since my dads work has a partnership with sky im able to access sky sports F1 in the US

[hallow portal]

nice

[eternal radish]

eh, it’s still delayed a bit but it works

[sour plaza]

I VPN it

[odd shell]

Lando Lie detector on sky

[glacial glacier]

Yeah sky is behind when it’s internet streaming. Main issue with them

[sour plaza]

On it!

[hushed plover]

Race is at <t:1714939244:t> ( should convert to your timezone )

[hallow portal]

how do you do that?

[bitter pollen]

Sigma powers

[hallow portal]

real

[sour plaza]

Use a compass. LOL

[hushed plover]

Just look up Unix time code discord converter

[hallow portal]

ok thanks

[hushed plover]

np

[weak root]

i just want to know who let danica patrick hold a mic

[snow swan]

paul di resta is better than her

[weak root]

if she was put into an f1 car, she would spin off the start

[snow swan]

she wouldnt know how to even start it lol

[sour plaza]

Wheres karun chandok (sorry the miss spelling didn't want to google it)

[gilded forum]

HEYO CHAT WHATS UP!!!!!

[sour plaza]

Yo! @gilded forum

[weak root]

i love how she said that danny was at the end of his career, and then proceeds to get p4 in the vcarb

[hushed plover]

Wasssup

[weak root]

and defended well against sainz

[gilded forum]

Hyped for da race

[hushed plover]

Praying for max to retire

[regal needle]

Evening Team. 1 Hour Left until Miami GP Race Starts

[neat latch]

One hour?

[late hemlock]

And then he woke up from his dream and went out in Q1

[hushed plover]

Race start finally is at a realistic hour finally

[weak root]

sadly

[eternal radish]

I dunno how far behind it is, but Anthony is giving his split screen thingy

[glacial glacier]

Very

[hushed plover]

The European races are very early in the morning

[weak root]

man alonso really struggling this weekend

[eternal radish]

I wonder if we are going to get driver intros like we did last year

[sour plaza]

@eternal radish I think so. Ted was saying something during the notes after quali

[hushed plover]

Wdym I am new to the sport?

[weak root]

man i really was hoping that redbull brought back their classic star wars livery

[eternal radish]

Last year, LL Cool J introduced in the drivers in a flashy intro parade

[gilded forum]

That would be sick to see this time around

[hushed plover]

Sounds cool

[eternal radish]

https://youtu.be/N109mlx10NA?si=KHBDORLa3x972iQk

[gilded forum]

AYYY PRESHOW STARTING LETS GO

[eternal radish]

woop woop

[hushed plover]

Sargent is 21st in a 20 person grid 💀

[candid matrix]

this was something 😭😭

[eternal radish]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they did it again

sky sports F1 are already doing it with the GTA 6 theming 😭

“I like winning” -verstappen 2024

[hushed wadi]

i have some news that may shock you...

[snow swan]

💀

[snow swan]

?

[hushed plover]

No way

[eternal radish]

are they doing it again 😭

[hushed wadi]

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/miami-gp-revamps-pre-race-show-without-2023-style-f1-driver-introductions/10607257/

[eternal radish]

thank god

[snow swan]

BRO 😭

[sharp veldt]

.watch

[jade mural]

If you don't know how to watch Formula 1, this link on the official Formula 1 website has information on how you can watch Formula 1 in your country. This page has a regional list of broadcasters:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/broadcast-information.html

Formula 1 also offer live sessions through F1 TV Pro in some markets, to see if your country has this service, visit:

https://www.formula1.com/en/toolbar/content_schedule.html

[snow swan]

if you guys want to watch f1 then just buy f1 tv (1000 IQ move)

[split abyss]

danica patrick cannot interview, holy crap this is awful

[eternal radish]

“And now from Netherlands, the man who wins way too much.. MAX VERSTAPPEN!”

[snow swan]

man let a little giggle mid interview

[hushed plover]

Meanwhile we have ESPN

[raven mist]

No that was the cringiest shit ever in my life

[raven mist]

Yep Trump’s there alright

[eternal radish]

no way- 😭

[snow swan]

Bro watch races with rerace

[hushed plover]

Where’s Biden?

[raven mist]

This is gonna be a shitshow if Taylor Swift shows up

[glacial bluff]

Would this work as an F1 track or nah?

[snow swan]

BRO WHAT 😭

[hushed plover]

I have so many questions

[eternal radish]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Travis is there

[minor hazel]

0 overtaking oppertunity

[glacial bluff]

its a real track

[jade mural]

Congrats @glacial bluff, you're now on lap 5

[split abyss]

No.

[snow swan]

Agreed

[glacial bluff]

not f1

but a real track

[raven mist]

Maybe could work

[signal igloo]

dude

[broken comet]

turn 7/8 worries me

[raven mist]

As a track purely to, well, do track days

[signal igloo]

is ite even worth it for me to stay up til 1 am to watch this

[raven mist]

But yeah turn 7 & 8 doesn’t bode too well

[signal igloo]

the team I'm supporting is litterally just gonna 17-19 and max is gonna win

theres no point in me watching this

[raven mist]

https://tenor.com/view/dew-it-galactic-republic-palpatine-gif-21847982

[eternal radish]

I mean we already know who is winning so

[hushed plover]

Which one?

[glacial bluff]

"Jyllandsringen", DK

[little venture]

me when they race in Japan, Australia, and China

[signal igloo]

how bro

[split abyss]

Yall want a good track? (dont mind my american bias)

[raven mist]

Ah now that rings a bell

[dim yacht]

skibbidi toilet?

[hushed plover]

Decent

[dim yacht]

turn one would be nuts

[raven mist]

58 more minutes everyone

[hushed plover]

I watched the Chinese GP at 1 am you will be fine

[dim yacht]

its like 3 am bru

i stay up for this

and then after the race is school

[signal igloo]

how do i not fall asleep while wating an hour?

[split abyss]

Turn 1 is nuts. Watch a NASCAR race there, its insane

[vernal holly]

Not long to go

[dim yacht]

58 minutes till this dutchman guy wins again

[hushed plover]

Coffee

[raven mist]

Passion

[dim yacht]

shower

[split abyss]

Finally, i get a race at a decent time. 3 PM

[coarse obsidian]

I rather have her show up than Danica Patrick having a job at SkySports.

[raven mist]

At least in this sense

Yeah Taylor would be more tolerable

Than that bitch

[signal igloo]

i cant shower nor do i have any coffee

😭

[little venture]

An American track that is long enough for f1

[raven mist]

THEY DID

HE SHOWED UP

OF ALL PEOPLE THEY HAD TO SHOW DONALD TRUMP

[red stag]

which grade is this track

[hushed plover]

What in the Caesars Palace

[raven mist]

Holy shit…

[split abyss]

This is the only correct answer

[placid olive]

too small for f1 unfortunately, would be like laguna seca but less safe

[eternal radish]

DAMN

[grim egret]

donald trump lol

[placid olive]

wouldn’t do well on the banking

[placid olive]

I came here exactly because of that

who the FUCK let him in

[distant wave]

He tried to host a fundraiser

[split abyss]

when they realize he lives in Florida

[distant wave]

And race officials apparently shut it down

[hushed bison]

WHAT IS TURNING RIGHT??? RAAH 🇺🇸 🦅

[placid olive]

yeah but he also has a trial going on in NY

and one due to start in GA

[distant wave]

Can I support McLaren anymore

[split abyss]

Where his business is

[split abyss]

USA USA USA USA USA

[placid olive]

yes which is why im surprised that he’s here

[raven mist]

HE’S IN THE MCLAREN PIT?!!?!?!?!?

[hushed bison]

what is blud doing there

[placid olive]

And not focusing on his diaper issue in the courtroom

[split abyss]

Enjoying an event

[placid olive]

yeah I can’t support it

would have expected him to be with Logan

eh Zak is the same isn’t he

[hushed plover]

I think with some changes this will be an even better circuit

[broken comet]

guess im no longer a mclaren fan

[snow swan]

BRO 😭

[raven mist]

While Trump’s in the McLaren pit

Meanwhile Lando Norris is strapped to a lie detector…

[vernal holly]

My goat Williams would never

[snow swan]

[dim yacht]

uh

yeah

goodnight bro

[signal igloo]

im about to pass out on my chair

[jade mural]

Congrats @signal igloo, you're now on lap 5

[snow swan]

💀

[dim yacht]

LOGAN DOMINATION MAY BORE FANS🦅

[hushed bison]

now this will be a win for logan

trump will pay all the drivers to let logan pass

[hushed plover]

Logan Sargent plz win today

[vernal holly]

He got no money

[hushed plover]

Home turf better help him

[dim yacht]

P20 IS BASICALLY P1 LOGAN THE TRUE AMERICAN🗣️

[winged flax]

its so sad for u guys cuz ik logan gonna win

smh

[vernal holly]

Oh McLaren have adopted him

[hushed bison]

trump and no money can't be said at the same time

[placid olive]

bro couldn’t even pay for their salaries 😭

[hushed plover]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-formula1-f1-gif-25575939

[placid olive]

hell he couldn’t pay his taxes how he gon pay them 😭

[gilded forum]

In trump voice “well I think truly…uh McLaren is a great team, maybe the greatest”

[hushed plover]

I don’t like the fake marina

[hushed bison]

nah this looks odd AF

[vernal holly]

It actually looks like he’s saying that in this image

[winged flax]

"were gonna build....a car... "

[hushed plover]

Like it’s Miami why a fake marina

[winged flax]

HAHAJAAHJA

[hushed plover]

The ocean is right there

[outer ingot]

What tha? He there?

[final elbow]

Fr?

[coarse obsidian]

Hahah, Oscars face

[final elbow]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/motor/formula1/2024/05/05/former-president-donald-trump-formula-one-miami-grand-prix/73579793007/

[placid olive]

why does he actually have only 2 default expressions

[snow swan]

How’s the weather in Miami RN

[placid mesa]

thanks max for winning every race

[hushed bison]

even donald's face support mclaren 🦅

[snow swan]

hot

[snow swan]

In the north it’s crazy wet

[placid olive]

i hate this

[hushed plover]

Baby car

[barren ember]

i really hope we're not about to get another cringe inducing driver intro like we got last year

[winged flax]

pookie wookies

[vernal holly]

His face isn’t orange, it’s papaya

[hushed plover]

Baby car still faster then Alpine

[placid olive]

faster than the W15??? advantage locked in for years???

[gilded forum]

💀

[eternal radish]

GRID WALK TIME

[winged flax]

u meant torture ?

[tired epoch]

WHERE

[eternal radish]

not in miami

[tired epoch]

ITS' NOT ON F1TV