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sage wolf
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Wet tyres are for when the track is wet

raw rapids
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Inters are for light rain wets are never used cuz they red flag the race before it happens

sudden cape
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Yup. It's for qualis, for pushing (e.g. favored as a first stint in a race depending on the track and team), for setting the fastest lap and on some circuits you can even use it as a longer stint.

Inters are for semi-wet conditions - if you've got some grip left but not enough to remain on regular tires (especially due to the cooling down of the tires by the water that remains on the circuit)

raw rapids
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Sometimes there will only be 1 optimal strategy sometimes there wont its all about track layout and conditions

blazing cargo
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Spray is way too much of risk for weys

regal needle
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End of Sky Sports: Chequered Flag

novel sorrel
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Sure, but if your car has a much faster straight-line speed, but not as much downforce, you might wear out those same tires slower on corners, so the same softs might last longer (but you don't corner as fast).

regal needle
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Saturday, It's Sprint

vernal pecan
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Dang so tire management is a whole ass strategy in itself

That's actually really cool

sudden cape
# vernal pecan No I mean as in tire provider

Everyone uses the same tires. IN the past there were multiple, but that caused issues at times (see for example the US race in .... 2004? where Bridgestone knew of issues with the track Michelin didn't have access to)

tawny oak
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there was massive drama in I think 2016? about tires blowing up

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Spa had a famous blowout while Vettel was at full speed

sudden cape
novel sorrel
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Yeah, the tires "falling off a cliff" was a liitle too literal

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but that's because the FIA asked Pirelli to make it so

tawny oak
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the days of weekly interviews with pirelli's lead guy was crazy

vernal pecan
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Wtf so pirelli tire compound quality will affect EVERYONE on the grid

remote knoll
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um yes

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everyone uses pirellis

soft mason
sudden cape
vernal pecan
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Dang

tawny oak
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everyone uses the same exact tires, picked by Pirelli.

vernal pecan
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Does every team on the grid max out their budgets

tawny oak
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no.

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The top teams spend at the limit, but the lower half do not, and some spend pennies comparatively

sudden cape
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Just noticed on Reddit the visualised sprint quali gap. Max, Charles and Checo need to move up just a bit to the side in that image and they'd be in the boxes.

@vernal pecan A lot of teams don't receive enough sponsorships and such to 'cap out'.

novel sorrel
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lol this is like 3 races running that the Driver's meeting has been cancelled. Why bother.

north vale
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Do you think Lando has a chance at podium for the sprint, I think not

snow swan
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VCARB is actually the second fastest car

grim egret
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both mclaren threw the car in the bin

snow swan
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he only did bad in sq cuz he didnt set a lap in sq2

remote knoll
snow swan
remote knoll
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in my dreams

remote knoll
snow swan
junior echo
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lol zak brown telling everyone RB is on the decline

remote knoll
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the practice sessions wont really tell you where a car is

snow swan
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cuz adrian newey is still at red bull

remote knoll
snow swan
remote knoll
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Zak Brown zip your lips, you kicked David Malukas bozo

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your team in indycar is on the decline, worry about them

vernal pecan
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Ferrari has 2nd best car on grid right? It seems to be the most consistently performing car after rb

compact pewter
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If Verstappen doesn't like Sprint that much, then he shouldn't race for Sprint

compact pewter
snow swan
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sainz was behind ricciardo and leclerc was ahead

junior echo
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RIC to Merc

snow swan
grim egret
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" redbull scored more points last race, then mercedes in the entire season" -buxton

acoustic solar
raven mist
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If anyone still has doubt that the words LOL came out of Max Verstappen’s mouth

sand nebula
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lmfao

hushed wadi
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my two favourite quotes

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lol
- 1_

tranquil knoll
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šŸ‘

hushed wadi
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i'm such a dumbass
- 2_

remote knoll
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im so fucking tired of this bullshit

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grim egret
raven mist
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KI KI KI KI KI, HEY HEY HEY!

3_

mighty swallow
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wasnt a durability issue though so much as an inability to handle ovals

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banked corners, sorry

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and the track had been resurfaced, which Bridgestone knew about but not Michelin

shrewd flare
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I hope max and leclerc turn 1 is clean. I don’t wanna see Vegas 2023 againšŸ˜‚

compact pewter
shrewd flare
sage wolf
junior echo
sage wolf
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He knows he got lucky

compact pewter
regal needle
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Maybe he will realize much how he did finish in 1st in that Sprint Qualifying

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Ohh, It's my Break Time. I'll see you all Team Later 😘

distant panther
# grim egret

Toto having multiple mental nervous breakdowns at once

compact pewter
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If Verstappen doesn't like Sprint that much, then he shouldn't race for Sprint

grim kernel
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Toto needs to get his shit together

compact pewter
grim kernel
compact pewter
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Verstappen should get P20 in Sprint if he hates Sprint that much.

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Fucking imbecile

grim kernel
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The seething is real

hushed wadi
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i will call ceo of verstappen nation on you

sage wolf
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Bro jus a hater

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They hate us cause they ain’t us

compact pewter
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No

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Because Brazil 22

hushed wadi
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perez fan

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got it

compact pewter
hushed wadi
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actually i take it back, you don't have to be a perez fan to figure out that was a dick move

hard knot
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KI KI KI AYE AYE AYE

jolly yoke
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Hello

compact pewter
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Hello

sly dock
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Hello

random panther
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ricciardo's helmet is so sexy..

compact pewter
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Far better than Verstappen's

random panther
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i like verstappens

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but ricciardos more

vocal shore
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Riccardo dominance could bore fans

compact pewter
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I hate Verstappen

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Verstappen dominance bore fans very much

hushed wadi
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if you say you hate verstappen one more time i will genuinely call the ceo of verstappen nation on you

vocal shore
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No

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Not

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him

blazing cargo
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Please... We humbly beg

Not him...

compact pewter
hushed wadi
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george russell's first win for mercedes

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iconic

compact pewter
hushed wadi
simple wing
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What happened to the all blue cars for Miami

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It would’ve looked so good n

hushed wadi
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only ferrari and toro rosso did it this year for some reason

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the miami hype is dead

cloud flare
simple wing
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Yeah I meant Ferrari

compact pewter
simple wing
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All blue Ferrari cars would’ve been amazing

hushed wadi
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ferrari does not have the guts or the balls to do something like that

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not anymore

simple wing
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I had high hopes

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And expectations

hushed wadi
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mistake

simple wing
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I figured

hushed wadi
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lessons not learned from italy 2022

simple wing
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I guess not

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The suits look cool though

hushed wadi
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keep it low and you won't be disappointed coolmaster

lone vale
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Is Ricardo 4th?

compact pewter
lone vale
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No way

blazing cargo
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Riccy supremacy baby

shrewd flare
hard knot
stoic jacinth
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imagine if ricciardo actually starts doing a good season and he actually replace checo

random panther
shrewd flare
hard knot
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IMAGINE

stoic jacinth
blazing cargo
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No more Hopium... Let's take this one race at a time

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Riccy is very bad at race starts

hard knot
hard knot
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i will forever hate stroll bro, how is he not out of F1?

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im yappin too much rn

muted igloo
shrewd flare
shrewd flare
muted igloo
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I see i joined the conversation at the perfect time

blazing cargo
blazing cargo
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Outqualified Alonso today

hard knot
tawny oak
hard knot
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its difficult to like, hit anyone or yourself under SC

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unless you're grosjean

blazing cargo
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That corner was way too slow and Alonso's mistake meant someone might have done that.... Unfortunately it was Stroll

old rivet
tawny oak
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that wasnt funny

tawny oak
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I dont think anyone thought that was funny

blazing cargo
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Before and after

random panther
blazing cargo
random panther
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LMAOOO

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hes so funny for that

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id say the same thing

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wdym im supposed to break on a turn!!!

grim egret
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where is the strength of this car?!! the whole miami is gone now, not sprint not GP can save us

hard knot
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when he said that i straight up left my room

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AINT NO WAYY

hard knot
past pollen
blazing cargo
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Logan outqualified Albon...

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Logan supremacy

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Rrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhh

compact pewter
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🫳
⚫verstappen
⚫⚫trashcan

tawny oak
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max is like

compact pewter
tawny oak
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tommy hilfiger stood out but fubu had never been your collection

frank sierra
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Take the regular price x10

worn mica
frank sierra
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$70k and buffet not included?

worn mica
sterile herald
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they did it so they have good speed throught s1

tawny oak
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buffets are poor people things

sharp veldt
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yuki sprint quali what the fuck

tawny oak
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finish your thought

junior echo
soft arch
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mercedes strategy is actually so bad this is my 13th reason

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im watching the sprint shootout rn

weak root
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props to DR for putting that vape in p4

distant iron
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Ricciardo wtf

soft arch
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that car’s rear is terrible oml

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mercedes is the reason my life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows

distant iron
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If Ricciardo can even get a single point it’ll be a success

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But he’s starting P4 so maybe if everything goes right he can get more than 1 point

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Maybe been a sprint podium

soft arch
junior echo
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The documentary on Mercedes fall from greatness should be taught in schools. Particularly Harvard which keeps promoting Toto

soft arch
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mercedes downfall started with cost caps

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just throwing money at the car and hoping for the best wasn’t an option anymore

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so merc fell off

junior echo
queen mason
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merc masterclass

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couldnt get a p1 p2 so they added a 1 on each of their quali position

narrow garnet
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Lando getting caught out by the softs being absolute dogshit in these kinds of temps

queen mason
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same as what might happen to red bull

distant panther
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Bwoah

soft arch
queen mason
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no it is lmao

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it is horrible cuz george does well on a quali

junior echo
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Wonder if they stuck with zero pods and just kept tweaking would have been better than a rebuild

queen mason
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this car is so shite that even withuot a mistake we wouldnt have done jackshit

soft arch
queen mason
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atleast this gives us a fresh set of softs

narrow garnet
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Softs are useless here

queen mason
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purple sector 1 and then ghost job in sector 2/3

junior echo
queen mason
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cant wait to jump ship to ferrari next year shamelessly

soft arch
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merc need to fix that fucking car

queen mason
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they need to add fuckloads of downforce

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which caused the porpoising but atleast got us results lol

soft arch
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merc think they’re building a drifting car

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not an f1 car

queen mason
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merc dont think

junior echo
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The fact they spent all last year on a rebuild that would fix all problems with much better correlations to simulations, and they now have absolutely zero correlation is just disastrous.

queen mason
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im gonna become taylor swift by the end of the season with the number of heartbreaks merc are planning to give me

somber shore
queen mason
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lewis leaving next year would actually cause insane havoc

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it'd create a huge void

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merc shud just sign sainz

grim kernel
alpine thistle
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DANNY RIC P4

strange night
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Is it real vettel joined mercedes for next year

alpine thistle
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Insane

alpine thistle
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Williams with another bad sprint quali

strange night
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I'm crying if it's yea

alpine thistle
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And that means God bless America finally qualified ahead of alex

toxic horizon
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Why were there 3 pings

shadow hill
dreamy gulch
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I missed the sq cause it was at like 6 in the morning did Ricardo get a lucky p4 or was it just a good drive?

cosmic vapor
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ricciardo is gonna divebomb perez

dreamy gulch
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How did yuki dnf in sq2

toxic horizon
cosmic vapor
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i think

grim kernel
snow swan
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Sargeant will be P1 in the sprint, anyone who says otherwise is right

random panther
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oh say can you see...

warm zealot
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What fucking black magic did Danny ric find in that car

edgy citrus
balmy gull
warm zealot
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Literally what the hell

cloud kayak
random panther
sudden niche
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Where are SQ results?

narrow garnet
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actual pain

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ideally a 1-3 became a 6-9 bruh

sudden niche
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Oh wtf Lance outqualified Nando

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Good job Lance

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Even better job Danny

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Also mein Gott those Williams cars are tractors

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Anyone who had high hopes for Williams

sudden niche
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Please don’t expect anything till Imola

little venture
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THOSE PRICES ARE CRIMINAL

sudden niche
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Not surprised

little venture
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$190 for chicken wings....

olive quail
gloomy robin
olive quail
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these prices are human rights violations

gloomy robin
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verstappen had better sweat into those dishes for me to pay that much

olive quail
gloomy robin
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that works like one at the samet ime

olive quail
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I’m bitting my arms off and eating them instead

gloomy robin
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LMFAO

olive quail
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that shit is

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9,500 in my currency vro

little venture
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176 Euros

olive quail
# little venture yes.....

I’m eating the tire wear on the track not a single thing in this world getting me to pay that price for chicken wings

little venture
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fr

olive quail
little venture
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wing place 10 minutes away from my house i can get 250 Wings for $190

olive quail
distant wave
olive quail
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The dollar is 70 egp

distant wave
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It’s probs like family size style things tbh

little venture
olive quail
little venture
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like i said the wing place 10 mins from my house i can get 250 wings for $190

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and if those are the prices in miami

distant wave
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It doesn’t list portion sizes so I have 0 idea

little venture
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i don't wanna imagine prices for the race in vegas

distant wave
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I think the casinos just sell food and F1 gets a commission or whatever

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But I could be and probably am wrong

narrow garnet
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That's probably the section where to the people paying for those tickets 200 bucks is like pocket change

narrow garnet
distant wave
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Oh

frank sierra
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they had $10 hot dogs last year

narrow garnet
frank sierra
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Lemonade was $7 iirc

sand nebula
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man that food must be expensivce

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expensive LOL

sand nebula
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?

frank sierra
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No

sand nebula
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YUP

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knew it

narrow garnet
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I can't imagine the food prices in the more "afforable" parts of the Miami track are that much better though

sand nebula
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Dumb Prices for terrible food how fitting is that

frank sierra
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You can get something decent at $20+ for 1 person

sand nebula
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how much is candy?

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LMFAO

frank sierra
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like pizza was $20

sand nebula
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wow

narrow garnet
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at the aus gp you'd probably be paying like 20-30 AUD for a meal

sand nebula
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Wow

narrow garnet
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a single can of Heineken was 11.50

sand nebula
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WTF

narrow garnet
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you were better off getting Canadian Club lmao

sand nebula
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LOL yea

narrow garnet
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14.50 but at least it was a normal size can

sand nebula
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actually ridiculous man

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fr

rapid horizon
narrow garnet
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CC clears Heineken anyway lmao

sand nebula
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just too much money at the end of the day

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For just Fucking food

snow swan
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What happened to Danny ric? why was he suddenly p4? 😭

frank sierra
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well it's a sporting event so expect to pay a premium

narrow garnet
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you just do the normal thing and bring your own food in

sand nebula
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11 Dollars For a Shitty Hotdog are you kidding me??

sand nebula
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from now on Lmfao

frank sierra
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Don't think you are allowed at miami

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But security was lax

narrow garnet
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that sounds about right

sand nebula
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of fucking course

narrow garnet
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Australia is really good for like just bringing your own food and having a picnic at the park

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just can't bring your own alcohol in

sand nebula
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yea

frank sierra
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Just be glad that the lineup for food wasn't as brutal as Austin

sand nebula
frank sierra
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2021 yes, can't say for later years

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it was like 1hr to get hot dogs

sand nebula
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Jesus LOL

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that's insane fr

narrow garnet
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lmaooo

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australia probably 30-40 mins at worst, thankfully there's a lot of food options so you can spread the crowd out

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but then you've still got 130-140k people at the track so it'll be ridiculous anyway

frank sierra
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Miami was 10 min at most

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Longest line was probably for that tire change challenge

narrow garnet
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Australia even had a mcdonalds this year willmao

rocky river
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i didnt see the mcdonalds lol

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i was hanging around the fangio stands area most of the time

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one of the guys let me sit in the 1970 f1 car too

wet sequoia
narrow garnet
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I wish

rugged dagger
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who won the sprint quali?

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it was at 11 pm in my timezone and i dont have f1 tv pro

compact pewter
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That bastard

rugged dagger
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do explain

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im new to f1

compact pewter
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Verstappen

wet sequoia
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are you really asking who took pole willmao

rugged dagger
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yeah pretty much

rugged dagger
compact pewter
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10 seconds time penalty for Verstappen

turbid eagle
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McLaren upgrades don't seem to be working too well

wet sequoia
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Not good enough, give him a minute and he’ll just send the stewards his regards willmao

compact pewter
wet sequoia
turbid eagle
compact pewter
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Hamilton sucks

turbid eagle
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Merc is washed 😭

snow swan
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fr

remote knoll
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bad car

snow swan
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11 and 12th 😭

cloud gorge
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DANIEL IS STARTING P4!!!?!?!! WE'RE SO BACK shoey

compact pewter
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Hi Dogstappen

snow swan
cloud gorge
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Hi

compact pewter
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Did you steal Sprint Pole?

turbid eagle
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Lewis dog water Hamilton /s

cloud gorge
compact pewter
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.

turbid eagle
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I stole glocks engine back in the day

compact pewter
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I bet you will rob all the remaining wins

cloud gorge
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How did mclaren "upgrade" nearly their whole car and still perform worse than before

cloud gorge
cloud gorge
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Fr

turbid eagle
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It just happens 😭

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Areo simulations apparently didn't corelate to real life data

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They still need to look into it

compact pewter
narrow garnet
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It was on Lando in sq 3, he threw in turn 1 and 7 especially

mighty swallow
cloud gorge
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Oh šŸ’€

compact pewter
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🫳
⚫verstappen
⚫⚫trashcan

cloud gorge
narrow garnet
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It hasn't?

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Lando once again bottling an opportunity when he has the fastest car overall

cloud gorge
tawny oak
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Scamdo will never win

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Just another nepo baby in f1

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Dudes a sociopath too

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Or maybe just a general prick

sudden niche
compact pewter
sudden niche
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who tf is that referring to

icy dune
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Bluds making a lot of people angry today

compact pewter
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YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HARD IS MCLAREN GETTING ON PODIUM

sudden niche
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LANDO????

compact pewter
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Yes

sudden niche
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I've seen literally nothing to point to him being a prick

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He's a bit airheaded

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I mean, he's dumber than a bag of hammers when it comes to more general knowledge

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But so are like

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A large chunk of racing drivers

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The Norris family is uber rich in UK

compact pewter
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Team performance:
redbull

Ferrari

Mercedes

McLaren
AstonMartin
tororosso

williams
sauber
Alpine

haas

sudden niche
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Like, he wouldn't have to worry about anything in life had he not become a racing driver

compact pewter
sudden niche
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24 and still acting like a child...

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drivers aren't

compact pewter
sudden niche
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Unless of course...Lance can beat Lewis in the race and standing

compact pewter
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With that nepo thingy

sudden niche
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who tf is pinstripes

compact pewter
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Norris dude

sudden niche
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what was that supposed to be

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yeah

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Norris

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The Norris family is one of the richest families in the UK

compact pewter
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Womp dude literally called him Scamdo

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So yea. I told him that McLaren is not possible to get on podium unless race is exciting

slim chasm
compact pewter
sudden niche
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Nah Piastri is alright

compact pewter
sudden niche
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Stroll is terribly out of form

sudden niche
compact pewter
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Stroll is a F3 driver

sudden niche
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Like, he won majority of races

compact pewter
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When in 2023, back to F3 level

sudden niche
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meh, either way

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Anyways anyone else scared Oscar is like

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Maybe not all he's being cracked up to be

waxen plover
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I still have faith in him

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Seems to have tire management issues on race stints tho

sudden niche
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same but Lando has been driving the hell out of him

sudden niche
compact pewter
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Lando can win

sudden niche
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But seriously he is still troubled with tyres

waxen plover
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Yea but IMO Lando is right up there with Max, maybe a small notch lower in terms of consistency

compact pewter
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But not outside RB, Ferrari and Mercedes

sudden niche
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mercedes is shit rn dawg

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wtf do you mean

compact pewter
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Ik

sudden niche
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Again, the fact it only takes one Lewis DNF to have Stroll be putting pressure for P9 in WDC says enough

compact pewter
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Team performance
redbull

Ferrari

McLaren
Mercedes

AstonMartin
tororosso

williams
sauber
Alpine

haas

tawny oak
sudden niche
thorn abyss
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all this poor performance is prob what hamilton saw coming and caused him to activate his early release clause

sudden niche
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Which one

thorn abyss
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hes totally checked out rn from mercedes

sudden niche
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Isn't it Stroll who has beef with Danny

sudden niche
thorn abyss
sudden niche
compact pewter
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Just take a look at McLaren

sudden niche
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The list is still jank asf

slim chasm
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washed af

tawny oak
compact pewter
tawny oak
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Sociopath behavior

compact pewter
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But this

cloud gorge
sudden niche
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BROTHER

slim chasm
tawny oak
sudden niche
compact pewter
compact pewter
slim chasm
tawny oak
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Ya he’s a scammer

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Fake good driver

compact pewter
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Idiot

sudden niche
compact pewter
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He is talented

tawny oak
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Scamming everyone into thinking he is good

compact pewter
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No

sudden niche
tawny oak
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He has 1 lap pace

sudden niche
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by calling at an anomaly

tawny oak
#

Maldonado famously had one lap pace

sudden niche
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the WHOLE of 2023

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As "an anomaly"

compact pewter
tawny oak
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I’m not too serious about it

slim chasm
#

yes

tawny oak
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But I don’t think lando ever wins a gp

stiff bough
compact pewter
sudden niche
thorn abyss
# slim chasm Russell scored almost double his points lmao

hes not at his peak sure but the car being absolute awful doesnt help. even russell said previously it turns like a bus in slow corners. among the other issues with the car. which i think caused hamilton activate release clause from what he saw early on the car would be like

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hamilton still has that drive for sure i believe

sudden niche
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Schandenfreude is a normal human feeling

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Like no seriously it's a very common emotion

tawny oak
#

Schadenfreude has nothing to do with the situation

sudden niche
#

Also did I spell that right?

slim chasm
#

Lewis is missing

compact pewter
#

Lewis sucks now

tawny oak
#

If your teammate and friend is struggling and you say you have no sympathy for him multiple times in multiple interviews and everyone goes, ā€œhuhā€? And then you double down, it’s kind of a questionable action

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

In f1 your competition is not your teammate, it’s everyone, yourself, your car, the track

stiff bough
# tawny oak Basic human emotion primarily

He's a competitor first and foremost, and his teammate is the first person he needs to beat. Why would he care about the fact that Ricciardo can't get to grips with the car? It's not his job to care about what his teammate is doing or struggling with, he just has to do the best he can and always finish ahead when he can.

sudden niche
slim chasm
tawny oak
blazing cargo
#

Hey.. trigger is here

tawny oak
#

You keep saying it was a question about him not coming to grips with the car

slow wagon
#

Also why the hell should teammates be friends. Sure it's nice for PR if they are but at most they're coworkers and they're direct competition.

slow wagon
#

McLaren are great at PR, aren't they

tawny oak
#

Until he went and said that shit

slow wagon
#

They've really killed it since the rebrand in that department

stiff bough
tawny oak
#

A normal human says yeah I feel for him that sucks

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A psychopath says nah he needs to do better

slow wagon
#

Why would you want F1 drivers to be normal humans first and foremost

stiff bough
#

Okay lol.

tawny oak
#

Because they are

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You’re so bent out of shape about this when it was a whole massive thing and the entire reason he was asked 3 times about it was to give him a chance to fix the statement but he didn’t

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This was very much a big thing

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What

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Everything has happened before

slow wagon
#

There’s no beefing it’s truly not that deep

sudden niche
#

Why would I show sympathy to my direct competition who has won infinitely more races than I have, double my years in experience

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They aren't]L

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Like, lando and danny are like

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kinda friends rn?

tawny oak
#

If you don’t want to talk about things that happened in the past then you can’t really talk about anything

sudden niche
#

Lando went out of his way to visit him on vacation

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

We literally are

sudden niche
#

Not the point

tawny oak
#

Then make a better point lol

sudden niche
#

It's clear that Danny and Lando have buried the hatchet

tawny oak
#

That’s good for them

sudden niche
#

Whatever hatchet there was in the first place

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If at all

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There's no point discussing whether or not Lando is a good person when your only evidence was something said in 2022

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When lando was fearing for his future at mclaren

tawny oak
#

Sure there is

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

I was asked

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Scamdo has you right where he wants you

sudden niche
#

Yeah and your evidence is terrible

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If Lando were slow he'd have no podiums

tawny oak
#

Well that’s your opinion

sudden niche
#

he'd never out perform his teammate

tawny oak
#

I said he has one lap pace

compact pewter
#

Calling Scamdo is not good

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McLaren is fucking 4th car

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

No it’s not

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It’s 3rd lol

compact pewter
#

They need Chaotic races to get on podium

sudden niche
#

If he had bad race pace he wouldn't have 2 podiums

tawny oak
#

Oh so Maldonado had great pace because he has a win

sudden niche
#

That shit was done on merit

tawny oak
#

What the fuck do you mean

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It was the most chaotic qualifying maybe ever

sudden niche
compact pewter
#

Verstappen DNF

sudden niche
#

Besides verstappen dnf what happened

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The race was a snore

compact pewter
sudden niche
#

I just liked it cause Carlos won

tawny oak
#

Like 3 dafety cars

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

3 safety 1 vac

sudden niche
#

Again, Carlos led every lap

compact pewter
#

2 FCY

tawny oak
#

Vsc

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Or 2 and 1

sudden niche
#

He literally coasted to the finish

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Much like Max does

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But instead of being 30+ secs ahead

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he was only 3 or 4

tawny oak
#

Mcraren is top 3 cars and switches between 2nd and 3rd depending on track

sudden niche
#

But any threat that would've come from McLaren

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would've been dispatched by Charles

sudden niche
#

Look there are a lot of shit ass takes

compact pewter
#

Fucked by Stroll

tawny oak
#

Pastry is in year 2

sudden niche
#

But "Lando is slow" is a terrible take

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P5-7 until Stroll cause a domino

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Either way not really an impressive result

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when Lando is P2

compact pewter
#

Red Bull-Honda RBPT
Mercedes
Ferrari
McLaren-Mercedes
Aston Martin-Mercedes
Alpine-Honda
Williams-Mercedes
Toro Rosso-Honda RBPT
Sauber-Ferrari
Haas-Ferrari

tawny oak
#

How about scamdos quali today then

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

Was that a fluke

compact pewter
#

Based on 2023 standing

tawny oak
#

That’s my point

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

I mean yeah ya can’t do that

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It’s f1

sudden niche
#

By your logic Lance fucking Stroll is faster

tawny oak
#

-ā€˜s he makes one almost every race

sudden niche
#

tell me

tawny oak
#

The start

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????

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Do you watch or nah

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

If he finishes top 4 in the race I’ll stop calling him scamdo

compact pewter
sudden niche
#

Honestly

waxen plover
#

Seems you have a vendetta against Lando huh

compact pewter
#

Well

tawny oak
#

Ya I don’t like him

compact pewter
#

Wompie

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Even if you don't like him

waxen plover
#

Fair enough, but you can't deny he's a fast and talented driver

compact pewter
#

Don't call him Scamdo

tawny oak
#

He has good one lap pace I said that

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No consistency

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Prone to mistake

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Not mature at all

compact pewter
#

Even that

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DON'T

sudden niche
waxen plover
#

He was pretty consistent in the China race

sudden niche
#

in a car that's good for P4 and P5...

tawny oak
#

In a race where the leader retires lol

compact pewter
#

McLaren

sudden niche
stiff bough
compact pewter
#

Do NOT ever forget what Lando is driving dude

waxen plover
#

Max did not DNF in China, you're thinking Australia

tawny oak
sudden niche
#

yes I know Max dnf'd australia but the raace was still a snooze

compact pewter
tawny oak
#

Australia was not a snooze

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If Scamdo is toxic I’ll stop saying it lol

compact pewter
tawny oak
#

Bruh

proper bridge
#

trash talk name I mean

compact pewter
proper bridge
#

I said trash talk name

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dont get your panties in a bunch bud

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Its creative

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thats all I got

formal skiff
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Why the scam part btw? I’m curious

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I want to be in the know

proper bridge
#

probably because of his performance?

tawny oak
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Because he has everyone thinking he is good because he is funny in media

proper bridge
#

no wins yet

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I got muted for using Lando's no win name

formal skiff
#

Imma be honest I’m still confused

meager ridge
#

lmao lando hate?

proper bridge
#

so we wont say it

proper bridge
#

I suppose

tawny oak
#

Well no there are other aspects

formal skiff
#

Huh

tawny oak
#

But I don’t want to rehash it

#

The mod doesn’t like me talking about lando

sudden niche
tawny oak
#

Yeah it is

sudden niche
#

it's about you calling him a slander name

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You can shit talk lando

tawny oak
#

That’s libel not slander

proper bridge
#

which would mean that its about talking about lando

sudden niche
#

just don't call him a slander name

proper bridge
#

thats correct

tawny oak
#

It’s libel not slander

proper bridge
#

He has a point

compact pewter
sudden niche
proper bridge
tawny oak
#

Slander is by mouth, libel is written

sudden niche
#

Rather than specifically about Lando

proper bridge
#

two different things

compact pewter
proper bridge
sudden niche
#

And don't fucking even talk about libel and slander

proper bridge
#

Libel is written

tawny oak
#

Anyway

proper bridge
#

permanent

sudden niche
proper bridge
#

Slander is by mouth

sudden niche
#

And if you think sematics matter then go take a course in social ettiquette

tawny oak
#

That’s what I’m talking about with lando

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His social etiquette and emotional abuse is bad

proper bridge
#

Uh oh

tawny oak
#

Which is why I don’t like him

proper bridge
#

big fightā€¼ļø

tawny oak
#

And because he is a nepo baby

compact pewter
#

Stop

quaint creek
#

nepo baby isn't even the right word lol

#

that only applies to kids that get jobs in the same field as their parents

tawny oak
#

I

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My whole argument has fallen apart

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You’ve done it

proper bridge
#

wtf

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Bro gave up?

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or realised his entire argument is invalid?

tawny oak
#

I made a joke

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Because it doesn’t matter what the term is

proper bridge
#

erm

#

what the sigma

tawny oak
#

He’s never had to work a day in his life and doesn’t know struggle which is why he is so arrogant

quaint creek
#

brother i hate to tell you this but just about every driver in the history of formula one, two, and beyond comes from wealthy backgrounds

tawny oak
#

Nope

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Many yes

proper bridge
#

or tied to

proper bridge
tawny oak
#

Gasly, Lewis, checo to name 3

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Sorry icon

tawny oak
#

Ocon

proper bridge
#

the kickstart of the career path is very costly for parents

sudden niche
#

Lewis, Esteban, Kimi

tawny oak
#

I know that lol

sudden niche
#

You can tell by what their first car as lmao

proper bridge
#

or their name

tawny oak
#

I can also dislike every rich kid if I want

formal skiff
#

Real

sudden niche
#

Sounds like a very lando thing to do

proper bridge
#

Seems valid

sudden niche
#

Something he'd have learned from Carlos

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kek

waxen plover
#

What if its no actually Lando driving the car

proper bridge
#

"Wompie" sounds like the most Lando not-a-real-word type word to say

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or use

tawny oak
#

Ya my sister thought of it once

waxen plover
#

Bro has been at McLaren this whole time

tawny oak
#

Unfortunately that was over a decade ago and since then urban dictionary has added an unsavory entry for Wompie

quaint creek
# tawny oak I can also dislike every rich kid if I want

maybe, but i don't think lando should come anywhere close to the first person you talk shit about - especially considering he's actually put in the work in karting as a kid, unlike so many that just got thrown into f1 because they bring money to the team lol

tawny oak
#

Karting isn’t work it’s driving a car

quaint creek
#

bro is just making things up atp

tawny oak
#

I work for a living l

#

This is driving a car

proper bridge
#

Getting payed to do something

covert lava
#

How did kmag qualify ahead of the mercs šŸ’€šŸ’€

tawny oak
#

Merc has no straight line speed

proper bridge
#

Yes

#

it is

formal skiff
proper bridge
#

to Wompie

compact pewter
proper bridge
#

Karting wouldn't be work

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It would be school

#

think of it that way

#

a very

covert lava
proper bridge
#

costly

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dangerous

#

private school

covert lava
#

I meant Hulk sorry

jade muralBOT
#

Congrats @covert lava, you're now on lap 10

tawny oak
#

I don’t consider a luxury activity made purely for the elite is work

quaint creek
tawny oak
#

But again I’m not here to talk socioeconomics

proper bridge
#

Luxury is being able to embrace wealth

#

thats what they do after they race

mighty swallow
proper bridge
#

they have to keep perfect bodies

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and

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Since it is a professional sport

#

It Is a job

tawny oak
#

Yep they do

proper bridge
#

or work

covert lava
#

And alpine needs to get their shit together

mighty swallow
covert lava
#

ā˜¹ļø

proper bridge
tawny oak
#

With their professional trainers, professional chefs, and home gyms, zero stressors from financial difficulties

#

Alpine started sucking as soon as

mighty swallow
sudden niche
#

so

proper bridge
tawny oak
sudden niche
#

maybe there'll be an uptick in form next year

#

or maybe even a few races in

proper bridge
#

So the employer employs the employee to employ employees

tawny oak
#

Hard to get worse for them

proper bridge
#

nor do I have a use for it

tawny oak
proper bridge
#

I don't drive race cars

tawny oak
#

Why not

proper bridge
#

Because I don't feel like it?...

tawny oak
#

Oh

proper bridge
#

I prefer Aerospace engineering

#

or

#

building

#

cars

tawny oak
#

Anyway Miami

waxen plover
#

I like the track itself personally

#

Seems really technical for the drivers

quaint creek
#

logan was sandbagging tbh

#

he already knows hes gonna win by 4 minutes hes just giving verstappen a chance

proper bridge
#

fr

tawdry raptor
#

georhe

proper bridge
#

I love parking lot GP

tawny oak
#

It’s such a bad track

#

Even the racers hate it

quaint creek
#

logan will have so much time after winning that he will jump in an f2 car and win the f2 championship as well

#

we're lucky he's sparing us f3

compact pewter
tawny oak
#

Yea it will be

regal needle
#

Morning Team. Hope everyone ready for today Sprint and Race Qualifying

quaint creek
tacit seal
#

How on earth is riccardo p5

slim chasm
waxen plover
#

P4, seems he got his tires and car working for that lap, good on him

crimson hawk
#

huh

whole isleBOT
#
Next F1 Event
Location

Miami

Event

F1: Sprint (Miami Grand Prix)

Time Until Event

<t:1714838400:R>

snow swan
#

they really need more night races

eternal stump
#

they're so underrated

waxen plover
#

What night races are on the calendar this year, Vegas, Abu Dhabi?

random panther
#

singapore??

waxen plover
#

Thats right! I forget the others

random panther
#

that might be it šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

regal needle
#

Night Races like in the Middle East

#

But that would Impossible

random panther
#

wish there was more though šŸ˜›

#

i cant imagine the vegas gp in the day

regal needle
#

Las Vegas is Super Busy in Day Time

waxen plover
#

Yea it was kind of a mess for the everyday businesses along the strip

regal needle
#

And That's why we had Night Race for Las Vegas

#

We have only 2 Races in Caesar's Palace

#

I do see One of the Coverage of the Grand Prix

#

But i won't Share it

random panther
waxen plover
#

I can imagine

#

I'm local to Circuit of the Americas and traffic was awful for just a concert, I can't imagine a GP weekend

thorny blade
#

just woke up to Ricciardo p3???

waxen plover
#

P4

#

for the Sprint race qualy that is

sterile pasture
#

Who got pole ?

waxen plover
narrow garnet
#

Lando tho 😭

sudden niche
narrow garnet
#

Should have been clear

waxen plover
jade muralBOT
#

Congrats @waxen plover, you're now on lap 5

waxen plover
#

The McLaren was not on speaking terms with those soft tires

spring bloom
#

what happened to merc? i thought they bring upgrades

narrow garnet
#

Lando didn't get a proper run in practice on them, probably didn't know just how useless the softs were

#

Even a minor error would have killed the tyres let alone the shit he did into turn 1

#

On the meds tho 😩

waxen plover
#

DIdn't get to watch practice. Did he overcook turn 1?

narrow garnet
#

Yep, and turn 7

waxen plover
#

His day will come, we just wait

narrow garnet
#

The rest of the lap tho he was on Max's pace

#

Even slightly faster

clear swan
#

How did stroll outqualify alonso??

narrow garnet
#

Reminder that Max was needing to do 4 cool down laps at times to get the softs back into temp range, which is fucking ridiculous

waxen plover
#

Track temps were pretty high today too I think

narrow garnet
#

High is an understatement

#

Like 45 degrees

#

I reckon they could get over 50 tho at some point, they did last year iirc

#

Tarmac

#

Surface temp

waxen plover
#

28C ambient air temp

fast fable
waxen plover
#

goodnight folks, its getting late here and I'm gonna catch some sleep. Happy viewing for tmrws Sprint and regular Qualifying

pine orchid
#

Ki ki ki aye aye

snow swan
#

3 Honda cars in top 4 is wild

pine orchid
#

Yeah 🄳

#

Imagine this throughout the year 🤣

wet sequoia
#

I’ll miss it all unless I’m awake at 2am to 7am 😭 thankfully replays and social media muted exist

pine orchid
#

🤣

#

I was awake till 3 yesterday

wet sequoia
#

I’m a little sad about Riccardo being in the top 4, means Lawson might not be driving for awhile

#

Mercedes should just get him and not ask the FIA to break the rules for Kimi

pine orchid
#

Who cares..... Ricciardo 🄳....ki ki ki aye aye

snow swan
late jewel
#

That qualifying was disappointing for literally everybody but Ricciardo

wet sequoia
#

As an Australian I’m glad don’t get me wrong, but Lawson…

random panther
#

yeah lawson 😦

pine orchid
#

Well you never know, remember what happened with Nick .....he did so well in his first race and was shit when given a whole season

random panther
#

he needs. a seat!

wet sequoia
snow swan
#

ki ki ki

random panther
#

smth abt the american air ig

pine orchid
#

Bro ...you believe in sargeant more than ric?

snow swan
#

Ki ki ki

late jewel
#

It would be funny to see sargeant in the points

pine orchid
#

Aye aye aye

late jewel
snow swan
random panther
#

real athlete sweat baby

#

sweat baby

snow swan
#

I’m a high performance athlete

wet bramble
#

danny cooked

snow swan
#

danny ric proved everybody wrong

pine orchid
wet bramble
#

bro saved his career

pure burrow
#

hold your horses

random panther
#

my goat is not washed 🤩🤭

snow swan
#

fr

wet bramble