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[compact pewter]

What did Danny do?

[sharp veldt]

https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1782013628520022118?s=46

FIA F1 Documents Bot (@fiadocsbot) on X

New document: Infringement - Car 3 - Overtaking under Safety Car conditions
Published on 21-04-2024 13:48 CET

https://t.co/bzzNjKqKaF
#F1 #Formula1 #FIA

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 11:48 AM

[stiff bough]

overtook under safety car

[compact pewter]

Bruh

[sharp veldt]

yea hulk was the one at fault

i wonder if RB is gonna contest it

[slim chasm]

doesn't mean you can repass someone again

[stiff bough]

okay but the stewards just said that he had been permitted to pass

[slim chasm]

because Danny Ric was clearly went off track?

[sharp veldt]

yea

[slim chasm]

what's Hulk supposed to do? Stop?

[vernal holly]

RB contest everything

[slim chasm]

same shit

[sharp veldt]

true

[slim chasm]

how so? You want Hulk to stop while Danny rejoins?

after being punted?

[wicked sail]

Fu**

[slim chasm]

he's not allowed, Hulk was fine

there's no reason for Hulk to give back the position

because Danny Ric went wide

what else was Hulk supposed to do

who says that it slows with obvious problem

who says that?

[sharp veldt]

at least we get this

[slim chasm]

and? there's literally an entire page of other reasons lol

yes and who says that it's the h?

[raven wagon]

Danny Ric obv got punted high up in the air and there was debris everywhere, I would literally classify that as "slows with an obvious problem"

His diffuser got damaged

[teal finch]

Max max max super max

[slim chasm]

so?

[stiff bough]

slowing with an obvious problem isn't limited to a terminal car issue

the dude literally got punted and was going snails pace at the edge of the circuit, that is definitely grounds for being able to pass them

[slim chasm]

I would say that it's more that Danny Ric very clearly went off the fast lane and was delayed

therefore he can be overtaken

[slim chasm]

under 58.6

[raven wagon]

Hulk has every right to overtake Danny Ric

[slim chasm]

it's so obvious once you replayed it

Hulk would have to stop to not overtake Danny lol

[raven wagon]

Literally after seeing him getting launched into the air by Lance

[wicked sail]

My new race tracks rank them 1/10

[stiff bough]

mid

[eternal rose]

2/10

shit corners mid straights no start finish line :)

[wicked sail]

Lol

[finite crag]

Guys I unconsciously stopped my 1AM alarm do I even bother watching the highlights or did literally nothing happen

[stiff bough]

find a different city with roads that arent just 90 degree angles for a circuit

[teal finch]

Where is the pit lane

[finite crag]

Only thing I saw was stroll being a moron

[wicked sail]

Idk

[main crater]

Wow, that race was very accidental

[stiff bough]

must not be a very good race if you just recommend watching the highlights smh

[teal finch]

💀

[finite crag]

I misssed it

[teal finch]

Start finish line

[wicked sail]

Idk

[teal finch]

Bruh

[eternal rose]

watch it

[sharp veldt]

do it

[wicked sail]

You mom

[teal finch]

Wtf

[wicked sail]

Is your dad getting you milk

[teal finch]

I’m lactose

[wicked sail]

Nvm

[formal skiff]

LMAO

[wicked sail]

who has blue and green milk

[formal skiff]

What.. what do you mean blue and green milk

[sharp veldt]

they also dropped yuki's car???

[finite crag]

It was pretty damn shit mate

[finite crag]

The sprint was good, this race was shite

[grim kernel]

Man they gave ricc a 3 grid penalty for Miami

[finite crag]

Only overtakes done were on the straight or un defended inside dive moves, only good part was strolls battle with a haas

And nothing really exciting happened

Battle for P15 hooray

If only verstappen’s car had a Australia moment

[grim kernel]

Same this is so annoying

Can't catch a break

[raven wagon]

And we had an exciting race in Australia

Oh wait

It was dull af

[grim kernel]

Bruh do they want the cars to fly now to make it interesting

Danny's actually did for a bit 🙃

[marble jackal]

can’t wait for rocketpoweredmohawk to do a video on the chinese gp (he will get himself banned for the comments on stroll)

[formal skiff]

I’m saving this

[sharp veldt]

pls do

[finite crag]

He already did one and it’s hilarious

Before the main race though

[snow swan]

Bye bye danny ric

[rapid horizon]

im shocked his latest didn't get himself deleted

[raven wagon]

Who said Danny was getting the sack

[snow swan]

Bad race he hasnt been performing they gonna do smth soon

[raven wagon]

Bad race when he was literally outperforming Yuki

And got punted by Stroll which ruined his race

[snow swan]

he picked up grid penalty and points on licence

[rapid horizon]

how do you think stroll will fuck up this next race

[snow swan]

Crash the whole bottom field

[rapid horizon]

💀💀

expected nothing less than that

[compact pewter]

Norris on podium: Let me introduce myself!

[rapid horizon]

stroll probably itching to absolutely thundercunt a car for no reason

[snow swan]

i wouldnt be surprised if someone got community service for punching stroll in the nose

Stroll wakes up everyday wondering how he can destroy someone’s car and get away with it because daddy

[sharp veldt]

dnfs 3/4 of the grid including his teammate

[rapid horizon]

he takes drive to survive too literally😢😔

[sharp veldt]

then crashes into the leader after being lapped and blames the other car

[snow swan]

comes on the track like an idiot maybe

[sharp veldt]

then causes a fist fight with newey

[versed palm]

wait danny ric got the penalty?

[snow swan]

Yes

[versed palm]

not stroll?

[snow swan]

no

[rapid horizon]

both

[sharp veldt]

yea for overtaking hulk during sc

[snow swan]

Nvm

[versed palm]

OH ok right

i thought he got it for the incident w/ stroll

[sharp veldt]

stroll got 10 sec pen + 2 pts on license

yep

[rapid horizon]

they need to delete that license from the records

[sharp veldt]

fimafia returns

[sharp veldt]

he always does

[snow swan]

FIA=Forever an Insufferable pain in the Ass

[versed palm]

i mean i know there's like......people who shouldn't be on the grid bc they don't have the quality to be on there

[snow swan]

Vcarb really dropped the ball on the ricciardo penalty

[versed palm]

lance stroll is definitely one of them lol

[sharp veldt]

TTUE

[sharp veldt]

they didnt contest it yet? they contest just for fun 💀

[snow swan]

Lol if they were self aware enough they wouldnt

[sharp veldt]

cash grab fail

this graphic makes the race ok tho

zhou gets top 3 somewhere

at his home race

in a sauber

[versed palm]

he deserves it

[sharp veldt]

meanwhile alonso gets a 3 pt penalty

[compact pewter]

yea

[versed palm]

driving an f1 race: no fear

fia: 1 fear

drivers: 2 fears (magnussen, stroll, sometimes 3: ocon)

[compact pewter]

Alonso misjudged Braking zone: penalty points...
Stroll being idiot: penalty points...

FIA vs Alonso isn't it?

[snow swan]

Perez still got 3rd

Let’s goooo

Next time Perez will destroy the British

Bearman 12th in points lol

[grim egret]

Did ricciardo have a PU failure?

[manic vine]

Did Daniel got 3 place grid penalty?

[grim egret]

When I look at ricciardo I see the same lost boy who just wants to go home, when he was at mclaren. Completely surrendered

If it wasn't an olive branch from horner he would be in the wilderness

Didn't watch the race

Followed it on the live timing

[cyan saffron]

Stroll yeeted into his rear at the 1st SC restart resulting in him hitting Oscar's rear as well and caused such severe damage that RB retired his car.

[compact pewter]

As reserve

[compact pewter]

Fucking idiot Lance is...

[manic vine]

Stroll used Daniel's RB as brakes

[compact pewter]

...

Lance is not F1 material at all, but Clio Cup

[mortal rain]

send him to the mx5 cup

he'll get his arse kicked there

[manic vine]

Daniel Ricciardo has been given a three-place grid drop for the upcoming Miami weekend after the stewards deemed he breached the Safety Car regulations during the Chinese Grand Prix

[crystal fulcrum]

and then he wanted to blame daniel 😭

[cyan saffron]

yeah, completely stupid

[mortal rain]

was idiotic of stroll

[compact pewter]

Daniel was innocent

[icy haven]

hahaha

[sand compass]

Wrong

If fuckin Fernando didnt lock everything up they all wouldnt have slowed down

[sullen wolf]

[left hollow]

Yeah stroll so quickly became my least favorite driver

[raven mist]

Not kinda, he fucked up big time

[royal needle]

I just woke up from a dream where I was watching the sprint race and the sauber Mercedes c9 was winning the race until it crashed

[tepid moss]

If Stroll had eyes it’d be fine too, unfortunately blind people are allowed to drive f1 cars nowadays

[tropic shuttle]

He channeled his inner Stevie Wonder

[tepid moss]

He should try a career switch, can’t be much worse of a singer than he is a driver

[tropic shuttle]

To be fair, I can't think of anything he'd be good at. Maybe boat racing because he's good in wet conditions, but given his incompetence. He's probably a shit swimmer. I'd suggest rowing but he's gonna take someone's eye out

[grim egret]

Stroll has to look himself in the mirror a nd tell himself he is not a real

That astim martin is a solid 3/4th row starter

The difference is way way too big

[dense parrot]

Damn Bottas got so unlucky again

And Alpine are so slow Ocon can't even get points with Stroll and Bottas retiring 😭

[sinful ivy]

i really wanted nico to ask max his fav cheese 😦

[stable comet]

I am in severe pain.

It's unbearable.

[cyan saffron]

I had hopes Esteban somehow gets P10 but it hasn't happened unfortunately.😭

[tropic shuttle]

Vintage Stroll

[pure burrow]

what could have he done

Even Nico rosberg said in an F1 car you cant really see 2-3 cars ahead

during the broadcast

[drifting wigeon]

Stroll forgot it wasnt bumper cars

[pure burrow]

daniel too then

[agile pelican]

i dont think you saw the full clip

[drifting wigeon]

yeah he did hit piastri

[agile pelican]

lance stroll did not even try to stop compared to daniel

[drifting wigeon]

they dont have brake lights, but he probably should have saw the smoke from the lockup, but you also really arent expecting a lockup under SC

[pure burrow]

yeah

racing incident

[drifting wigeon]

people love a reason to hate daddy's boy tho

[grim egret]

Ricciardo 3 place drop for miami lol

He is gone in the summer break

[quaint kite]

I don't think he's gone

If he performs like he did this weekend from now on

[grim egret]

He can't be this crap with lawson hungry for a drive

[quaint kite]

He's been a lot better since Japan

[cold osprey]

I feel bad for Danny. That must be frustrating. He almost had the point.

[worn wedge]

hamilton isnt washed 🥶 hes the goat 🐐 18th to 9th

[teal finch]

When is the next gp

[quaint kite]

I don't think Hamilton would have finished in the points if it weren't for the 2 safety cars

. sessions

[quaint kite]

2 weeks from now

[cold osprey]

May 3-6.

[grim egret]

2 bloody weeks again man

[teal finch]

Thx

Where

[grim egret]

I miss double header

[cyan saffron]

Miami

[teal finch]

Thx Logan

[quaint kite]

There was some guy who insisted that Ferrari was going to be the best car on the grid by Miami

Like, INSISTED

[slim chasm]

Miami 2124

[grim egret]

Zhou, logan Danny out of the seat

[quaint kite]

Logan wasn't even that bad today

[grim egret]

He got overtaken by stroll who made an extra pit and given a 5 second penalty

[grim egret]

Still caught up to him

[quaint kite]

Eh, that's still an Aston Martin

[grim egret]

Stroll doesn't belong in f1 man he has no positive, ruining others races and deducting team points

[grim egret]

Under stroll it might as well be a tractor

[quaint kite]

The man is basically a modern Maldonado

Pace on his day but he just doesn't put it together enough

[cold osprey]

Someone legally kick him out. It’s a necessity atp.

[quaint kite]

I mean the man has several podiums and a pole position

[fast fable]

The front tyres were done.
Grip was inexistent.

[topaz ferry]

Yea watching that race he really pissed me off especially when he wanted to talk bad about Daniel when it wasn’t his fault that they crashed but it was strolls because he was being aggressive and trying to pass too soon after the safety car ended

[quaint kite]

He wasn't trying to pass anyone TF

He got caught out because everyone checked up behind Piastri

[grim egret]

Skills issue, git gud

[quaint kite]

He's still a dumb dumb but call it how it is

[cold osprey]

Fr. He’s blaming everyone in the field but himself.

[grim egret]

The problem is only he can end his career cause daddy will always seat him as long as he exists

[topaz ferry]

Exactly it’s never his fault when something happens it’s always the other person

[topaz ferry]

Yea

[grim egret]

Underestimated themselves and overestimated the ferraris. I was shocked how lando was able to pull away from le clerc

[quaint kite]

Don't trust what the teams say

A lot of teams will play games too

[topaz ferry]

Me too. Lando did so good though very proud of him

[quaint kite]

Lando was fast

[cold osprey]

Real. Even Lando didn’t expect the lack of pace from Ferrari.

Ferrari is a hellhole.

Also me: Forza Ferrari 💀

[dense parrot]

How come Ricciardo was penalised?

[fast fable]

Read somewhere that due to being retiring early, the penalty got carried over.

[dense parrot]

Yeah but what was the penalty for in the first place

[grim egret]

Overtook under SC

[lilac nova]

DannyRic just can’t get it going

Wish he will

[grim egret]

He is done for me, he should be right at the gearbox of the Mercedes if he wanted a RB seat

Right now his opponents are Zhou bottas gasly

Even the haas are too quick for him

[cyan saffron]

He re-overtook Nico after the crash with Stroll.

Which wasn't allowed.

Don't ask me why though.

[cold osprey]

Piastri is so real for this.

[grim egret]

I wish I could see the ricciardo that had such blistering pace, but I think that one is long gone

[cold osprey]

Pretty sad.

[tropic shuttle]

He did some Silverstone testing last season on the RB18. Comparing that to the data, he'd have started on the front row. The Toro Rosso is a disaster on 4 wheels, like the Alpine

[slim chasm]

Mazepin would also started from the front row in a Merc test at Catalunya, that doesn't mean shit lol

[tropic shuttle]

MazesBin is the GOAT, he doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. He's the F1 equivalent of Chuck Norris.

[grim egret]

Yuki should have been a hot meal for him in qualifying and race

But I think it's 4-1 to Yuki now

How?

[slim chasm]

aye, and Merc isn't biting

they want Antonelli

until proven otherwise

17

[tropic shuttle]

A thousand apologies, I forgot the 2021 MVP

[topaz ferry]

No redbull all the way

[grim egret]

Nobody is moving to a team going backwards, this will be the car fir next year also.

[tropic shuttle]

They'll extinguish it quickly. Meanwhile at Ferrari: "Wtf is a fire extinguisher?"

[grim egret]

Antonelli is overblown hype

He isn't even podium in f2

[slim chasm]

not according to his results

[tropic shuttle]

You okay bro?

[grim egret]

Which results say he is a no brainer for a merc seat?

[slim chasm]

he just finished top 5 in a Prema after skipping F3

[tropic shuttle]

I gotchu bro if you want to talk

[grim egret]

Ohhh get a podium in f2 then

[sharp veldt]

never get oscar pr training

[slim chasm]

just wait till the car is good enough

[grim egret]

You make it sound like prema is a slouch

[slim chasm]

they are this year

[tropic shuttle]

Water extinguishes fire, give Charles full wets and Ocon a 10s penalty

[young parrot]

what happened at the race

i was snoozing

[cyan saffron]

quite a lot actually

[sharp veldt]

stroll and magnussen committed terrorism (double cash app dnf)
max won with a 13.9 second lead (?)
a lot of penalties

[cyan saffron]

Max won, Lando got 2nd ahead of Checo to make it not a Red Bull 1-2, both RB's got taken out, Bottas had an engine failure, Esteban almost scored points and some other stuff as well.

[sharp veldt]

yes

haas got a point

[tropic shuttle]

Wait for RPM's video, better commentary than the Sky team

[young parrot]

wdym committed terrorism lol

[sharp veldt]

stroll is a bad driver and rear ended daniel

[young parrot]

oh great

[sharp veldt]

and then magnussen was just overly aggressive and caused yuki to spin and dnf

[sharp veldt]

daniel was doing pretty good too

[jade mural]

Congrats @sharp veldt, you're now on lap 20

[sharp veldt]

i can find clips of both

[young parrot]

nah bc how stroll get p1 in fp1…

[sharp veldt]

also we had max try not to laugh seeing the stroll/ricciardo crash

[sharp veldt]

he set it at like the last second

[velvet glade]

The McLaren driver was also a victim of the Ricciardo-Stroll collision. Regarding Stroll's claim that everyone in front of him suddenly braked, he says meaningfully: "Yes, but everyone else didn't crash into each other."

Lol, love it

[sharp veldt]

also logan sargeant is 4 penalty points away from a race ban iirc

[terse kiln]

I thought it was Yuki

[sharp veldt]

no, yuki was taken out by kmag

[tropic shuttle]

Given how Ric is, Checo had nothing to worry about

[young parrot]

oh ok

i didn’t care to watch this weekends races or sprints or anything tbh

[sharp veldt]

yea like with 10 sec left in fp1 he went out on softs and set fastest lap with track evolution etc

[sharp veldt]

yea

[sharp veldt]

NEVER GET OSCAR PR TRAINING

[sharp veldt]

sprint was actually not bad for a bit

[young parrot]

is like crashing and all ts like normal for every race

[sharp veldt]

tho rip alonso

[sharp veldt]

i mean you really shouldn't be crashing into each other

i wouldn't say it's always this bad tho

[velvet glade]

However low you think the bar is, Lance finds a way to go below it

[sharp veldt]

Yuki Onboard: https://x.com/10th_7/status/1781975333014778255

jo (@10th_7) on X

he's calm and collected for me to go crazy

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 9:16 AM

[terse kiln]

why didn't they dqed Stroll?

[sharp veldt]

also we had zhou get a special place at the finish which was super sweet to hear the crowd cheering for him

[sharp veldt]

idk

[young parrot]

wait so what happened to his car

[sharp veldt]

he was trying to overtake magnussen

[young parrot]

so he overworked his car

[sharp veldt]

im pretty sure magnussen clipped the car

i'd have to find kmag's onboard again but yuki left him a good amount of space during the overtake

[tropic shuttle]

This should be a gospel

[cyan saffron]

Yuki was completely on the outside and K-Mag still drove into him.

[sharp veldt]

yeah

[young parrot]

ok i’m gonna sound stupid but what is onboard

[sharp veldt]

also we get this pic of valtteri's car

[sharp veldt]

from the camera in the driver's cockpit

[young parrot]

oh ok

[sharp veldt]

so basically you're seeing what they see whilst they're driving

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll is the type of guy to bring a spoon to the super bowl...

[sharp veldt]

lance stroll prob already did that

[young parrot]

thank you astro 🙏

[cyan saffron]

The onboard is the one on top of that.

[sharp veldt]

ok

[velvet glade]

Does Stake not have a way a button on the car for the emergency break?

[sharp veldt]

stake is ass

[young parrot]

WDYM OK

[velvet glade]

Fair lol

I always wonder if there are any AM fans that cheer for Lance or just cheer for Fernando and pretend he just doesn't exist (as they should)

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll is the type of guy to think Nickelback is a refund.
Lance Stroll is the type of guy to return a donut because it has a hole in it.

[sharp veldt]

ok to "The onboard is the one on top of that"

[sharp veldt]

i think a lot of AM fans just cheer for nando and that's it

[young parrot]

oh i thought u we’re oking me

[sharp veldt]

nah nah

[sharp veldt]

considering most of AM's success since the stroll/alonso pairing took place has been due to alonso

[young parrot]

astro are we locked in

[sharp veldt]

in what sense

[young parrot]

like we’re friends locked in no?

[formal skiff]

Alonso is truly their lucky charm

[sharp veldt]

he rly is

[formal skiff]

Stroll is their unlucky charm

[sharp veldt]

i mean...

[velvet glade]

I love how AM did a big media deal that Nando is back and nothing for Lance because shocker, despite being the most incompetent driver on the grid, he gets to keep his job because his daddy owns the team

[sharp veldt]

yea

[cyan saffron]

That camera angle is an onboard.

[young parrot]

okay astro i see how it is

[sharp veldt]

i think everyone knows lance is going to stay

so why

[sharp veldt]

yes

[formal skiff]

Yea at this point .. we all know

[young parrot]

wow thank you

[scarlet vortex]

unfortunately...

[young parrot]

for the visual

[sharp veldt]

also ocon mention

[sharp veldt]

yeah, it's rather see anyone else in that seat (not sargeant, unfortunately)

[scarlet vortex]

esp someone from f2

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll is the type of guy who arranges m&m's in alphabetical order

[sharp veldt]

do i think lance deserves some hate? yeah, i do. he's not a good driver at all. do i think he's a good f1 driver? he's below average - he's shown rarely he deserves his seat, but he's not even really close to midfield at best. do i think people should be calling lance autistic? absolutely not - you can say he's a bad driver without going there.

[sharp veldt]

absolutely there's so many ppl in f2 i'd want to see in f1

[scarlet vortex]

this

[slim chasm]

like who

pls don't say Martins

[sharp veldt]

hell no not him

[grizzled imp]

his father is the only reason he's still there

[slim chasm]

oh thank god

[cyan saffron]

Bearman

[sharp veldt]

bearman i'd say

is like the primary one

[scarlet vortex]

lawson but for rb

[slim chasm]

yeah he's getting the Haas seat next year

[sharp veldt]

antonelli i'd want to see him have some more time before he goes to f1

like i don't think merc would be smart to just throw him in ham's seat asap

[sharp veldt]

hopefully they don't get rid of hulk

not that (as a yuki fan) i have hatred for kmag. i just think hulk is the better driver of the two

[sharp veldt]

yeah, i do agree

[scarlet vortex]

both are good for each other like in jeddah

[sharp veldt]

yeah true

[sharp veldt]

i think lance worked hard at the beginning but he never was a good driver. i'm not saying he slacks off now, but he's definitely worsened (imo) over the years

[scarlet vortex]

kinda a hard thing to compare b/c of fernandos experience but AM could use a better driver instead of stroll

[sharp veldt]

no yea i agree

[velvet glade]

AM will never be a contender with him behind the wheel. They're literally holding themselves back

[slim chasm]

ofc not, it's the other way around

[cyan saffron]

Yeah, he was a lot better at Williams.

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[slim chasm]

Hulk got rid of Haas lol

[sharp veldt]

good

[sharp veldt]

true lmao

isn't he rumored to go to audi

or at least is rn connected to audi

[cyan saffron]

If Nico doesn't go to Sauber, then K-Mag gets replaced.

[slim chasm]

yeah he is one of the top list

[sharp veldt]

so audi's top list is hulk, sainz (bc sainz sr.), and who else?

[cyan saffron]

Otherwise Bearman will be K-Mag's teammate.

[sharp veldt]

yea nico could go to sauber to replace zhou

[slim chasm]

some say Ocon

[sharp veldt]

ig that makes some sense

is ocon even in consideration for the merc spot?

[cyan saffron]

I wish he would but I don't think so.

[scarlet vortex]

gasly?

[slim chasm]

he's the spare

[sharp veldt]

ok

that's what i thought

[slim chasm]

he's always the spare

[sharp veldt]

yeah and RP too

[hollow moat]

alonso had a good race

[scarlet vortex]

rlly good

[sharp veldt]

is merc's plan basically just give antonelli a year, find a driver to fill the spot for a year, and as soon as antonelli is ready for f1 just put him in lewis's seat

[sharp veldt]

he rly did

[scarlet vortex]

it was just tire strat that wasnt good

[sharp veldt]

yea

[scarlet vortex]

idk why they did that tbh

[sharp veldt]

nando could've easily been top 4 if the tire strat wasn't fucked

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[calm bear]

zhou guanyu

[slim chasm]

I don't think giving him the seat in 2025 is out of the question

[sharp veldt]

i don't either

he's not doing too terrible in f2 considering prema rn

[tacit seal]

Did haas get points in the chinese gp?

[slim chasm]

and Merc is prob going to throw out 2025

[slim chasm]

a point

[sharp veldt]

1 pt - nico p10

[tacit seal]

Awesome

[sharp veldt]

yeah they're focus is on 2026 for new regulations

[sharp veldt]

let me clarify - i wouldn't mind being friends at all. i just don't see us "locked in" as friends right now considering this is (1) the first time we've ever talked and (2) all i did was answer a question really

[scarlet vortex]

he's doing good imo

[sharp veldt]

they're now 2 pts behind RB in WCC

[sharp veldt]

yeah he is

[scarlet vortex]

wheres next race again?

[sharp veldt]

miami

sargeant's actual home race

[scarlet vortex]

lets go sargeant p10 ‼️

[sharp veldt]

sargeant will be p2 in fp1 again!!

[scarlet vortex]

williams 1-2 ‼️

[sharp veldt]

alex p1 logan p2

logan fastest lap

[scarlet vortex]

race of the year

[sharp veldt]

true

[scarlet vortex]

probably would only happen if everyone else dnf 😭

[sharp veldt]

or they just gave logan the rb19

and made him only drive that until miami

[scarlet vortex]

lol

thats one way

[sharp veldt]

like hey logan we need u in the garage alex binned his car again but we have something even better for u

[scarlet vortex]

alex will have your car but look! you can have an rb19!!!!

[sharp veldt]

actually i consider this race a win for williams bc they still have both chasses and both drivers finished the race 😭

no points but at least the drivers lived

[slim chasm]

Vowles will be glad that the team can come home and stop crashing the spares lol

[sharp veldt]

pretty much

they can't afford overworking their engineers

[scarlet vortex]

no points but at least no repairs too

[sharp veldt]

budget is crying tears of happiness

[fast fable]

And they got a new chassis.

[sharp veldt]

true they get to keep the spare now

for now at least

[scarlet vortex]

for now

[sharp veldt]

if logan or alex bin it in miami

...

[scarlet vortex]

...

[sharp veldt]

vowles is gonna call nyck de vries back or smth

[scarlet vortex]

lol real

[sharp veldt]

mick schumacher to williams

[burnt igloo]

Fire

[slim chasm]

how many times does Vowles needs to say no to Mick smh

[sharp veldt]

there's never too many times

[slim chasm]

very true

[sharp veldt]

💀

13.773 😭

[scarlet vortex]

lando ate though

[scarlet vortex]

i lwk wanna see max in an alpine for fun

[sharp veldt]

lando 100% deserved dotd

[scarlet vortex]

see what happens

[sharp veldt]

max would bring it to a podium

[fast fable]

Yummy seconds.

[humble bough]

Who got DoTD?

[scarlet vortex]

lando

[wanton marsh]

What happened to Lewis’s pace in quali yesterday

[humble bough]

Ok good

[scarlet vortex]

got tired after p2 sprint

[sharp veldt]

merc ass

[old rivet]

Blamed the wind 😂

[sharp veldt]

lewis said smth abt experimenting with set ups ??? but like wtf

he also called the car "this thing" on his radio a lot 😭

[wanton marsh]

Wasn’t he like 18th??

[old rivet]

AND HE BLAMED THE WIND

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[sharp veldt]

yea he quali p18 and ended p9 cuz dnfs and sc

[sharp veldt]

TRUE MY 7 TIME WC GOAT

[old rivet]

He has been bitching more than usual. And Toto just doesn’t care anymore. You can see it in his face 😂😂😂

[scarlet vortex]

8*

[fast fable]

... What?

[scarlet vortex]

i mean lewis got a ferrari seat i dont think he cares 😭

[sharp veldt]

yeah they're done with this shit

[wanton marsh]

I mean he’s goin to Ferrari next year

[sharp veldt]

he doesn't need to care

[snow swan]

dududu

[sharp veldt]

lewis is off to ferrari and he's not toto's driver anymore so toto doesn't hv an obligation to care abt lewis @ merc and neither does lewis (cuz lewis prob knows he won't get a WDC before he goes)

[sharp veldt]

MY GOAT

[old rivet]

With this amount of bitching Fred might want to reconsider 😂😂😂

[fast fable]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[scarlet vortex]

not with max winnning all the time (exp austrailia)

[wanton marsh]

👀

[scarlet vortex]

then carlos can stay yay!!

[fast fable]

Oh my lord! This is some stupid thing to say!.

[wanton marsh]

Which wasn’t even his fault

[sharp veldt]

yea

[wanton marsh]

I don’t think he’ll want to though 😭😭

[scarlet vortex]

onlything that can stop max is his car

[sharp veldt]

true

i was gonna say p jinxes him but he won suzuka so that argument doesn't work

[slim chasm]

and Checo in a street circuit on a middle eastern country

[old rivet]

Toto needs to care for Merc… I mean…he is shareholder, CEO AND team principal 😂😂😂

[fast fable]

More simple.
Send Sauber pit crew to RBR.
Done.

[sharp veldt]

i meant lewis @ merc 😭 i didn't read what i said

[slim chasm]

hey the pit crews are fine

The pit equipment designer otoh

maybe Red Bull needs a new wheelnut

[sharp veldt]

no just tell sauber to send what they did with their wheelnut over to newey and tell him it's a new innovation

[scarlet vortex]

true but max will be hella aggressive still

[wanton marsh]

Wait what did they do with the wheel kit

But

[sharp veldt]

actually the RBR pit crew would still prob have like a 2 second pit stop even with sauber wheelnuts

[wanton marsh]

Nut

[slim chasm]

they make a new spec but it's all screwed up when it's too hot

[sharp veldt]

they fucked it up

[slim chasm]

like deez nuts

[jade mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-jake-watson-corridor-crew-using-pruning-shears-cutting-with-big-scissors-gif-26206959

[scarlet vortex]

wtf

[sharp veldt]

yeah true

[fast fable]

Carlbot got offended.

[sharp veldt]

CARL BOT DID NOT LIKE THAT

[scarlet vortex]

carlbot choose violence

[sharp veldt]

he's had enough

[snow swan]

i have a hunch max might win this championship

[queen cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-verstappen-verstappen-crash-gif-24527805

[sharp veldt]

carl is about to get sainz a seat for next year

[sharp veldt]

how max loses the wdc

[snow swan]

@queen cloud that is a beautiful name

[wanton marsh]

I can hum the entire Dutch national anthem

[scarlet vortex]

you have a pretty good hunch

[queen cloud]

Thx

[snow swan]

@queen cloud are you indian?

[queen cloud]

All I want in life is him to lose another race

[queen cloud]

No

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[snow swan]

oh thats why

[wanton marsh]

Happened in Australia

[snow swan]

you prolly have no clue what your name means in hindi

[scarlet vortex]

*without him dnf

[sharp veldt]

yea i think they want that again (not max to dnf, but an australia type race where max loses)

[fast fable]

Oh no...

[queen cloud]

Ik I need more

[scarlet vortex]

i want to hear the american anthem 🇺🇸

[queen cloud]

Any anthem that’s not du du du max verstappen

[queen cloud]

What does it mean

[elder hound]

please god

[sharp veldt]

DU DU DU DU

[scarlet vortex]

PLEASE

[sharp veldt]

MAX VERS- OH NVM

SORRY MAX GOT A PENALTY

[elder hound]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[sharp veldt]

LANDO GETS HIS FIRST

WIN

[elder hound]

WHAT

[wanton marsh]

HUH

[queen cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-max-verstappen-formula-one-silverstone-british-gp-gif-22400521

[scarlet vortex]

dont mess with me like that 😔

[sharp veldt]

which lando first win scenario happens first: sprint win or race win

[sharp veldt]

YES

[scarlet vortex]

fp ☠️

[sharp veldt]

nah we can't count that

[sharp veldt]

lance stroll won a fp

[night pewter]

Don’t fake me out like that bro

[sharp veldt]

miami race script

carl don't come cutting my nuts pls

[night pewter]

Max will pull a Silverstone 98

[elder hound]

oh mama

[sharp veldt]

max will start from the pit lane and win

[scarlet vortex]

noooo logan home race win???

[scarlet vortex]

max will start from -3 laps and win

[sharp veldt]

no you have to trust the vision logan will win bc max will get a penalty and everyone else dnfs

[scarlet vortex]

yay!

[elder hound]

Max Verstappen got that dawg in him

[sharp veldt]

max will start on lap 55, unlap himself halfway through lap 56, and win the whole gp

[outer canyon]

Shanghai Circuit 14 years

[night pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/formula1-formula-one-formula-e-what-da-car-doin-funny-formula1-gif-26209964

[sharp veldt]

actually would be how logan won tbh

[scarlet vortex]

true

[sharp veldt]

miami is also a sprint weekend right

[scarlet vortex]

i think so?

[sharp veldt]

yeah it is i checked pin

[elder hound]

bee

[scarlet vortex]

oh ok

[sharp veldt]

the next non-sprint race is imola

[scarlet vortex]

hi yuki 👋

[sharp veldt]

where ferrari gets upgrades

[sharp veldt]

seb

[elder hound]

i wonder how imola looks rn

[sharp veldt]

me too

[elder hound]

after being flooded

[sharp veldt]

yea

i don't think i've seen any recent pics of it

[night pewter]

Guys here me out
At this point they should bring back the chicane from 94 for Spa

[scarlet vortex]

it should be fine for race rice?

[jade mural]

Congrats @scarlet vortex, you're now on lap 5

[elder hound]

(my goofy ahh that could've checked since I'm in italy)

[scarlet vortex]

thanks

[sharp veldt]

i forgot imola is a newer track (in the calendar)

[sharp veldt]

rice

[sharp veldt]

carl you say this after rebelling earlier? i see what you're planning

[scarlet vortex]

right?*

[sharp veldt]

but yea it should be ?

[scarlet vortex]

carl dont snip my balls

[sharp veldt]

deez nuts

[jade mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-jake-watson-corridor-crew-using-pruning-shears-cutting-with-big-scissors-gif-26206959

[scarlet vortex]

AHHHHHHHH

[sharp veldt]

carl no

CARL

[scarlet vortex]

NOOOOOO CARLLLL

[sharp veldt]

CALM DOWN CARLBOT SAINZ CARLOS ANNOUNCED HIS NEXT CONTRACT

[scarlet vortex]

and hes going to redbull!

[sharp veldt]

they're replacing max with carlos bc max is retiring

to do sim racing full tme

time*

[scarlet vortex]

he's giving up on his hobby of f1 racing?

[sharp veldt]

yes

[scarlet vortex]

but he was so passionate about it

[sharp veldt]

tru

my honest prediction: max will leave f1 by 2028 at the latest (when his RBR contract is up) to pursue a career in another series

[scarlet vortex]

probably

unless seb comes back

[sharp veldt]

if RBR messes up the 2026 regs then he's out then

like i can see max being done with f1 if rb22 is bad enough

[sharp veldt]

seb coming back ....

😭

[scarlet vortex]

probably

[sharp veldt]

wait where would seb even go if he comes back

[scarlet vortex]

merc?

[sharp veldt]

true but are merc even interested in him

[scarlet vortex]

idk

could be good to replace lewis though

[sharp veldt]

they've only publically said kimi, max, and maybe carlos

but ofc they could be asking seb behind the scenes

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[sharp veldt]

kimi as in not kimi raikkonen

[scarlet vortex]

has checo resigned his contract yet?

[scarlet vortex]

ye ik

[sharp veldt]

no, tho checo said he anticipates news on whether he stays within the next month

[sharp veldt]

tho i wish the ice man returned to his hobby

[scarlet vortex]

ahh thx

[sharp veldt]

that shit would be hilarious

[scarlet vortex]

😭

[sharp veldt]

yea he said it in an interview somewhere. marko and horner both had good things to say abt [checo's performance], but iirc checo needs to be p2 in wdc to stay for '25

plus chceo had a great start last year and fell off after miami, so it's a bit premature ig for RBR to sign him again

[scarlet vortex]

fair

[sharp veldt]

yeah, he only managed to secure P2 in wdc at vegas

[scarlet vortex]

but this is looking good for checo so far

[sharp veldt]

he looks a lot better in quali which makes me happy

[scarlet vortex]

aus could be better but aye at least he scored points

[cedar garden]

the british-dutch warfare

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[sharp veldt]

aus tho he had damage

[scarlet vortex]

6-->5

[sharp veldt]

but still being in top 5 with damage is good for RBR

[sharp veldt]

yea true his quali in aus was ass

[scarlet vortex]

he got penalty though

[sharp veldt]

i think if checo keeps up the good form he'll prob get resigned

[scarlet vortex]

quali was fine

[sharp veldt]

yeah

penalty was unfortunate (hence i said ass)

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[sharp veldt]

his actual lap was pretty decent

[scarlet vortex]

oh lol

[sharp veldt]

cuz rly the only person i feel against checo staying in that seat is horner (who wants daniel in that seat)

[snow swan]

He also comes with a lot of sponsors so I'm sure the money helps

[scarlet vortex]

i dont think daniels getting that seat ☠️

[sharp veldt]

yeah, esp. with ford coming in having checo looks rly good since he aligns with ford's family values i think

[haughty mason]

goofy ahh race

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll is the type of guy to book an appointment with Dr. Pepper

[rough quest]

Far from true.

[snow swan]

Oh yeah I didn't think about that. I'm sure they would love using him to sell ford trunks in latin America

[sharp veldt]

likely actively from interviews it feels only like horner. behind the scenes i think there's a lot more than that

marko seems semi favorable of checo's performance, tho that's neither here nor there bc it's marko

[sharp veldt]

they def would

and depending on if the rumors abt ford not behing happy abt how RB handled the whole horner situation are true, they prob rly want to try to stay on ford's good side

which inadvertently helps checo

[somber sparrow]

and then just buy the entire company

[sharp veldt]

with his current performance? yeah, i don't think so. if daniel had more races like how he showed himself in china, then i think an argument could be made

[scarlet vortex]

he's been unlucky mainly

[snow swan]

I mean if checo is getting 2nd what better results do they want? They want sainz to potentially push off max from time to time? Ask Charles how much max loves having inchedents on track. That would be a good way to make max want to leave.

[scarlet vortex]

inchedents lol

[queen cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-bahrain-gp-celebration-win-grand-prix-gif-25443506

[sharp veldt]

yea

[slim chasm]

the one that can do it when the car is not dominating

[scarlet vortex]

ferraris a good car though

not as good as redbull but its on the top

[snow swan]

It is but I was disappointed with their performance this weekend.

[sharp veldt]

i will say i would be more of an RBR fan if checo left

[formal skiff]

They lacked this weekend for sure

[acoustic hornet]

Happy for McLaren tho, they've been consistent

[sharp veldt]

not that checo is a bad driver (i am a fan of him), but i'd enjoy RBR a bit more if the second driver could at least somewhat challenge max from time-to-time

[scarlet vortex]

agreed

[sharp veldt]

but realistically idk any current driver on the grid who could outside of maybe alonso

or maybe leclerc but that's a big ?

[snow swan]

That's joke. He has terrible race pace

[sharp veldt]

it's only a half joke, but yea

[scarlet vortex]

ehhhh kinda a reach

[sharp veldt]

it's a big ?

leclerc is good but i don't think he's near that level

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

4, 3, 2, 4, 4 on the last races

[barren bronze]

ugh i love that celebration

[sharp veldt]

like if you swap sainz and verstappen rn, the results would be the same (with max smoking), just maybe a tad closer

[scarlet vortex]

yeah

[snow swan]

He would still be fighting for wins with an aston

[sharp veldt]

max would be fighting for wins in a broken williams chassis with 2 wheels let's be real

[sand nebula]

max wins again yessir

[barren bronze]

tbh it’s just difficult to root for rbr in general because of the sort of environment they foster there, and i don’t like horner but otherwise i don’t have anything against the drivers or something. but they just make themselves really hard to root for with their whole ruthless approach. even if admittedly, it works

[sharp veldt]

i think that's true too

[sand nebula]

verstappen

[scarlet vortex]

true & i agree

[sharp veldt]

there's not really any team environment i like outside of mclaren rn

[iron ember]

Y Is this chat open

[sharp veldt]

it hasn't been rebranded to miami-gp chat yet

but it remains open for a while (if not all the time just a name change)

[iron ember]

Ohh

[sharp veldt]

yea they'll change it to miami-gp sooner or later

[scarlet vortex]

i like mclaren

[sharp veldt]

and by no means is mclaren perfect

[distant cipher]

aston as well

[snow swan]

Yeah they need to find a lando replacement

[scarlet vortex]

? why lando

[barren bronze]

aston really aces their social media game

[snow swan]

He drives like he is scared of faster drivers

[sharp veldt]

yea aston's social media presence is smth else

[formal skiff]

We should put Verstappen in a Williams chassis for the funsies

[distant cipher]

except lance stroll i love aston

[scarlet vortex]

ferrari does too imo

[formal skiff]

Sauber PR is incredible

[tropic shuttle]

He'll climb Mountain Dew too you never know with Stroll

[iron ember]

Nice pic I got that I took off my TV

[sharp veldt]

i just ate 5 bowls of shin ramen kms

[scarlet vortex]

thats impressive 😭

black or regular?

[sharp veldt]

3 black 2 regular

[barren bronze]

im still thinking about this moment from the sprint

[scarlet vortex]

still thinking of stroll fp1

[distant wave]

We love Crofty advocating for the best points system

[sharp veldt]

true

[supple carbon]

dammmm striking distance in 1.66 in 1 lap is crazy

[sharp veldt]

i love shin ramen

[distant wave]

Now maybe the FIA can do something called listening which they aren’t very good at

[scarlet vortex]

same and indomie

[sharp veldt]

YES

[scarlet vortex]

now i want them 😭

[sharp veldt]

so true

[formal skiff]

FIA listening is like asking #formula-1 to stay on topic

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll is the type of guy to finish a jigsaw puzzle in 3 weeks and think it's an achievement because the box said 5-7 yrs

[scarlet vortex]

i dont think he'd have the patience to finish a jigsaw puzzle in the first place

[iron ember]

2021 moment

[snow swan]

It's okay daddy can pay someone to finish it for him

[tropic shuttle]

This guy gets it

[barren bronze]

for this is the end, hold your breath and count to 10

god skyfall with f1 moments goes so hard

[tropic shuttle]

The sky f1 TV director is the Lance Stroll of broadcasting

[sharp veldt]

@scarlet vortex

[vernal holly]

Real drop down the ranks

Logan Sargeant receives a 10-second time penalty for overtaking under the Safety Car.

He goes from P17 to P17.

Now has 8/12 penalty points.

[sharp veldt]

they didn't have to do him like that

[formal skiff]

wtf

Bro has suffered enough

[tropic shuttle]

Lance Stroll was at a Ford dealership. The salesman seemed a bit puzzled when he looked at Stroll, so he walked up to him and asked "Why are you staring at the back of the car for last hour?" Stroll replied "Shhhh, it says Focus"

[icy haven]

Happy dog

[icy haven]

Hahahaha

[tropic shuttle]

*pats dog

[icy haven]

It's my wolfdog

[modest verge]

HAAS IN THE POINTS AGAIN?

The new tp is cooking

[tropic shuttle]

Stroll was in Racing Point now he's Racing for a Point

[errant monolith]

nice one

[tropic shuttle]

Thanks 🙂

[gloomy robin]

now this is what i like to see

another great sargeant win

[snow swan]

Hamiltons playing ass

Like 9 with 19 points?

[snow swan]

DREAM TEAM 😍 (respectfully no)

I'd like to see logan in mercedes ik everyone will hate me for saying that but I do see potential

[snow swan]

Fr, he has potential it will be a better replacement for hamilton 💀

BAHAHA

but I think lewis just doesn't like driving in a Mercedes anymore

he's not trying

[snow swan]

Fr, 2024 season is not for him

I wanna see next year performance I'm so excited for him but at the same time worried for Carlos

[mortal prairie]

carlos will have a seat for next season, unsure where though

wait wait guys Carlos to rb and checo to merc

what if

[snow swan]

What if sainz to merc

I'm waiting for 2026

For audi

[snow swan]

checo to anywhere except RB

Carlos in mercedes I'd cry

Not looking good for him

[snow swan]

But that's the only team that has a seat left

They do

Leclare and hamilton

And russle and sainz

[mortal prairie]

but checo will probably keep his rb seat next year

[snow swan]

hell no sorry

[mortal prairie]

danny ric may be dropped for liam lawson, someone said liam was promised a race seat next season

[snow swan]

looking like that ngl

I want checo downfall man, I wanna see Carlos in a good seat please lord

[mortal prairie]

wtf did checo do to you

[snow swan]

Checo chucked out?

[old rivet]

It all depends on how many years he wants vs what RB wants to offer.

[snow swan]

nothing I just want Carlos to have that RB seat

😇

[neat latch]

I want to see fernando win a race but we can't get what we want

[snow swan]

Spanish gp 2013

[old rivet]

If RB doesn’t give him a seat he is contractually free to look elsewhere

[snow swan]

sad

[snow swan]

wasn't that 2026 tho

pretty sad that they gonna execture zhou for this

[neat latch]

2024 live

With Aston Martin

[snow swan]

Stroll should leave and Sainz should join

[snow swan]

I like zhou

[worn mica]

i think last couple races Danny ric has saved his 25 seat at least by outperforming Yuki

[snow swan]

double dnf today that is sad

[old rivet]

Think is the tenth time someone posted this today

[neat latch]

Yuki has points

Daniel doesn't

[snow swan]

W meme taste lowkey

[neat latch]

And the only time I've seen him outperform yuki is when team orders are involved or when both cars dnf

[worn mica]

And what does that have to do with my statement?

[neat latch]

You said Daniel outperformed yuki

[worn mica]

He was, and got taken out of both races through no fault of his own

[neat latch]

If he wants to keep his seat he atleast has to get points

Outperforming him while not in the points is not going to cut it

[snow swan]

Guys who agree that perez shouldn't leave redbull?

[worn mica]

this isnt him binning his car through stupidity, its him beating his teammate when they told him to get it together and then getting taken out by other drivers twice in a row

[neat latch]

Let's see what happens next then

[snow swan]

No one

[drifting wagon]

daniel outperformed yuki at japan by not getting a point while yuki did?

[worn mica]

its like, people dont even watch the races

[drifting wagon]

wtf is there to watch lmao

[sand nebula]

not much at all

[drifting wagon]

yuki outqualifying him then ricciardo not looking in his mirrors?

is that your point?

[sand nebula]

lets see when the season ends what the points tally is in comparison to yuki

or head to head

[neat latch]

The crash was stroll's fault

[sand nebula]

that will give us a better indication into what really has happened

[drifting wagon]

this is like the first race ricciardo did better

[late hemlock]

If Riccardo is even racing by then

[sand nebula]

no reason why he wouldn't be

[drifting wagon]

this guy was complaining about ricciardo doing better in japan

not china

[snow swan]

locked

[worn mica]

that wasnt his fault either

[drifting wagon]

he had space?

[neat latch]

You're forgetting this is Red Bull and Helmut Marko is the one managing the drivers

[worn mica]

he got sandwiched, stop trolling LOL

[drifting wagon]

"sandwiched"

[sonic epoch]

Yuki can always come to Williams for a multi year contract

[drifting wagon]

at the collision he almost has a whole car length to move left dawg

[worn mica]

ok, clearly you just a danny ric hater and troll. moving on, racing incident where albon stuck his nose where it shouldnt have been

[drifting wagon]

Your original argument was that Daniel did better at Yuki at Japan

You can justify his crash but even then that doesn't prove he did better than him

[neat latch]

Daniel didn't even get to compete

[drifting wagon]

If he didn't compete how did he do better than Yuki?

The only argument you're giving is that "you didn't watch the race" and "you are a troll"

[worn mica]

jeez, trolls just cant let things go

[neat latch]

I have a friend who is a Daniel simp

Even she knows Daniel isn't doing well

[worn mica]

well yeah, thats pretty clear lol

[drifting wagon]

The troll is the one who shits his pants over actual reasoning

[worn mica]

after getting dumpstered by yuki, misses q3 by .05 off him (beat him Q1), beats him in china, both races crashed out by over eager drivers not paying attention....pretty cut and dry, but keep trolling 🤓

[drifting wagon]

If you were literate you'd see I agree with you he was better in China

He got beat in Q2 at Japan which clearly matters more than Q1 if they both made it through

There are no genuine believers who think he did better in Japan than Yuki

[scarlet vortex]

HELLLPPP THATS SO CURSED BUT SO PERFECT

[worn mica]

nice ad hominem, true sign of a troll...move on please

[drifting wagon]

Keep spamming yawn emotes but you know I'm right

[night pewter]

Ricciardo is cooked if he doesn’t get a clean weekend ahead of Yuki

[worn mica]

hes got the amazing fallback now though of, "look i woulda beat him if i didn't get albon/strolled"

[sand storm]

lando podium

i’m happy

[wheat shell]

a few clean weekends

[snow swan]

Let's go

Lando

[wet sequoia]

Riccardo did have a better weekend then Tsunoda, although one won’t be good enough and it was unfortunate Stroll had to peg him

[acoustic hornet]

LESSGOOO

[sharp veldt]

soon!!!

[sharp veldt]

THERE'S MORE FROM WHERE THAT PIC CAME FROM

[tropic shuttle]

https://youtu.be/GaE5ihtM2SE

[full imp]

mid race i came back in only to see both of the vcarbs being humped

/j

[tropic shuttle]

I've never seen a driver in my life... Less deserving of* a seat than Stroll. I'd rather have Kvyat, Lawson, Stoffel, De Vries, even Giovinazzi I'd rather have over that airhead Stroll

[snow swan]

I can think of worse

Inoue comes to mind

Yuji Ide being banned after 4 races

etc

[tropic shuttle]

To be fair that Hart team only had 1 podium in 97 races

[tropic shuttle]

That adds up and makes sense, but a driver that persistently incompetent over the span of now coming to 8 years is just astounding.
Ide in 4 races, that's <2 months

[snow swan]

yeah but at least he isn't often dangerous like Ide was

[tropic shuttle]

In comparison, Russell, Norris and Alex Albon have 2 years less experience than Stroll and the number of fucks ups these lot have is far less than Lance. Verstappen has 2 years of experience over Stroll. So someone like Stroll should know the car in and out, I don't think he's ever beaten a teammate has he?

[snow swan]

Sirotkin in 2018

[tropic shuttle]

Was he black flagged or driving the wrong way? I remember that name from my early childhood

[snow swan]

no he was an idiot who was too slow and a moving chicane

[tropic shuttle]

No I was 9 years old lmfao

[tropic shuttle]

That's a new one to me, I'm keeping that one in my holster

@snow swan I came across this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/tRBdkuBG4K
It takes out a lot of data of the DNF'ed races that really reflect how the seasons went but the analysis overall was very good

[weak root]

what happened with ricciardo?

[remote knoll]

strolled

Stroll wasn't paying attention

and he ended up all in Ricciardo

[glad vapor]

and Ricciardo received 3 penalty positions on the grid for the next race

[remote knoll]

im mad logan got a penalty

the silliest thing i've seen

the team shouldve been on that

[tropic shuttle]

2017: Massa up by 3 points 43 vs 40
2018: Stroll up by 5 against Sirotkin, 6 vs 1
2019: Perez up by 31. 52 vs 21
2020: Perez up by 50, 125 vs 75
2021: Vettel up by 9, 43 vs 34
2022: Alonso up by 63, 81 vs 18
2023: Alonso up by 132, 206 vs 74
2024: Alonso 31 vs Stroll 9 (Alonso up by 22 points)**

@snow swan

[remote knoll]

2023*

2022*

vet retired in 2022

[tropic shuttle]

2021 was Verstappen and Hamilton all the way to the final lap of Abu Dhabi

[remote knoll]

ferrari

[tropic shuttle]

Sorry my bad

2022 was Vettel up by 19

I had a mixup 😂

Alonso was in Alpine that season

[remote knoll]

that alpine beat alonso's ass

unm

[tropic shuttle]

Ocon beat Alonso by 11 points in 2022. Despite Alonso having 5 DNF's vs Ocon's 2

[remote knoll]

and then ocon's luck turned around in 2023

😡

[scarlet vortex]

omgomgomg send them please 🙏

[tropic shuttle]

Let's be honest there was no effing way he'd have won in Hungary if Alonso didn't hold up Lewis

[remote knoll]

there is no effing way he wouldve won had bottas and stroll not done the funny

obviously an alpine cant win on pace alone

[tropic shuttle]

That too, plus Verstappen had a nearly broken floor.

[remote knoll]

yeah that was bottas' doing

this is what he does!

[gloomy robin]

I think he gets too confident when he’s too low

[tropic shuttle]

@snow swan @remote knoll

[remote knoll]

logan reserve

[tropic shuttle]

Freedom Tower! 🦅

[remote knoll]

ah true

logan in the rb

and devries as his teammate

[sharp veldt]

in this chat or dms

[remote knoll]

what zhou do to deserve this treatment

[tropic shuttle]

Can't remember where I saw this one

This is just to haunt the dreams of you lot

[safe saffron]

wtf

[scarlet vortex]

dms 🥺

[sharp veldt]

ok

[fading stream]

the latifi hate is unacceptable

I personally am very happy with the double canadians

shuddup

[tropic shuttle]

I make fun of Stroll, not Goatifi the 2021 season MVP

@fading stream

[fading stream]

still bad

#1 stroll defender

MY PRONOUNS ARE CAN/ADA 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[iron ember]

Lance stoll is a missile made of money