monaco-gp

[odd shell]

It was gonna be too late for me

[grizzled imp]

Yes Max P1 😎

[gilded forum]

Aight chat it’s been great, see y’all in Miami ✌🏻goodnight

[worn bear]

goodnight!

[snow swan]

Goodnight 😋💗

[next mural]

only races imma be in the same timezone is probably gonna be italy, austria, hungary lmao

[lost jewel]

My poor F1 fantasy team lol

[iron ember]

Cya yalls in miami
Byeeee

[cedar garden]

ITS 1:30AM FOR ME NEXT RACE ARGHHHH WTF IS SLEEP SCHEDULE

[cursive ravine]

6:11AM now 💀

i go to sleep right now
have a great day guys

[tropic shuttle]

2026, either Verstappen will be catching L's, or Alonso. Either way, it's cursed af

[vestal lintel]

I only have one same timezone race, Silverstone

[deep sinew]

WTF IS SLEEP OVERALL?

[next mural]

see yall in 'MURICA RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[elfin edge]

What were the standings

[snow swan]

Love being in Asia

[feral lake]

dear fellow australians, rest in piece to our sleep schedules until las vegas 🫡

[somber sparrow]

fr

[worn bear]

i’m so sad i can’t go because it’s a lotttt of money

[tulip hawk]

I can relate

[deep sinew]

Someone rlly said "stroll windowlicker"😭

[jade mural]

Congrats @deep sinew, you're now on lap 5

[vestal lintel]

At least most European ones only 1hr ahead

[worn bear]

if it wasn’t that much money i would drive down the east coast to florida idc i live in nyc

[next mural]

aint no way 😭

[somber sparrow]

east coast best coast

[odd shell]

From now on I can watch every race no problem

[feral lake]

isn’t barcelona also in your timezone

[cinder torrent]

What time is the race for you usually?

[tulip hawk]

I live in Las Vegas 🧏🤫

[deep sinew]

On the post-race yt live

[worn bear]

fr nyc on top!!

[next mural]

oh god imma have to see that

[feral lake]

well to give you an idea, miami is at 6am for us

[slim chasm]

NZ squad?

[snow swan]

I am looking to move to henderson in a few years.

[feral lake]

most european races are at 11pm-12am which isn’t all too bad but isn’t desirable

[vestal lintel]

No 1hr ahead

[smoky lodge]

4am for me

[worn bear]

okay i’m tired now

[snow swan]

Ibwoke uo at 9am for this

[feral lake]

nope australia

[gray vapor]

5am here

[deep sinew]

IT'S 3 AM FOR MEEE

[worn bear]

bro i haven’t slept and it is 5am now

[vernal pecan]

4 am moment

[somber sparrow]

WOOOOOOOOO

[slim chasm]

oh right, it's GMT+10

[cinder torrent]

mmmm that sucks, yesterday's sprint race was for Europeans in 5AM so I can relate at least a little bit 💀

[outer canyon]

5 pm here

[vernal pecan]

Did verstappen win

[worn bear]

goodnight guys!

[vestal lintel]

4am for me so skipped it

[snow swan]

yes

[feral lake]

now the next race that’s during the day for us is… las vegas

[somber sparrow]

obviously not

[hoary palm]

Hm idk

[cinder torrent]

Good night everyone from US/Canada! xD (11AM here)

[winged flax]

nico humor too old

[last kindle]

I'm sure Lando norris is cursed by the fish gods

[vernal pecan]

Dang when will number 1 get a win 😔

[somber sparrow]

number 2 on top

[fast fable]

Max had a fish hung on his rear wing.

[feral lake]

not in australia or singapore

[vestal lintel]

Nico needs to do more races

[hoary palm]

I bet that when he eats fish he'll get a win because the act of eating fish is the act of maturing for a win

[vernal pecan]

Guys why was alpine lowkey fast

[last kindle]

that's why there always was that large of an lead😭

[rancid bone]

why's nicolas rosberg been commenting recently

[oak sorrel]

[last kindle]

but he doesn't want to mature, he likes where he is

[vernal pecan]

🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅 🔥🔥

[fast fable]

Jeez, those front tyres were done...

[cinder torrent]

Yeah fair enough.

@feral lake ripp :C I feel bad for uu :C
I respect the dedication tho

[hoary palm]

In a state of maturity or the podium...or both 🤔🤔🤔

[last kindle]

in the state of fish

[narrow garnet]

Omg they fucked up the live timing lmao
https://twitter.com/wearetherace/status/1781973846192525423?t=NlPP11UfxupV_lUdnvcZ3Q&s=19

The Race (@wearetherace) on X

Imagine waking up at the end of the Chinese GP, checking the live timing and..

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 9:10 AM

[forest dock]

Yeah its says Norris P1 for me

[last kindle]

we'll accept it

[hoary palm]

They didn't fuck it up that's real trust

[narrow garnet]

I wish

[feral lake]

it feels weird to watch a race during the day tho for me now so i’m used to it 😭

[cinder torrent]

lmao yeah thankfully I use local app for F1 xD

[last kindle]

dude rosberg is so old

[undone flare]

Good race

[last kindle]

I wished Zhou would've won

[cinder torrent]

😭 Australia life I guess

[undone flare]

Nico didn't ask Max's favorite cheese but it is what it is

[hoary palm]

Are us aussies going back to our 3am routines now

[compact pewter]

#f1-news message
WTF is this face

[last kindle]

for me it's 11pm

[snow swan]

Vettel washed didn't even come p19 today 😂

[cyan saffron]

I had hopes, Esteban could get 10th somehow, hasn't happened unfortunately.

[full imp]

btw, what actually happened with the crash with riccardo and stuff? 😭

[cyan saffron]

But that race was fun.

[feral lake]

yes, until las vegas no more races during the day now

[cyan saffron]

very decent

[wet sequoia]

3am for Miami then a ton of midnight racing 🥳

[outer canyon]

but honest sauber's car is not enough

[hoary palm]

sheds a tear

[jade mural]

Congrats @hoary palm, you're now on lap 10

[tropic shuttle]

Freedom Tower's gonna be on a rager in Miami

[last kindle]

it may be cuz I am mentally unstable but I cried a bit that zhou didn't even get an point

[hoary palm]

Zhou Zhou Zhou 😢

[outer canyon]

I think he tried his best. This year's Chinese Grand Prix is really chaotic.

[cinder torrent]

💀 not worth crying abouuut, they will do better next time

[kindred inlet]

this was emotional to be honest, not that funny but i'm laughing now

[snow swan]

https://x.com/vetteleclerc/status/1781970717493354559?s=46&t=IzzxH6aK6Rj15hf_Icfe-g

tami. (@Vetteleclerc) on X

These images 🥺

#ChineseGP

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 8:58 AM

[last kindle]

he rlly tried his best

[outer canyon]

I just bought the Ferrari strategy turntable at the outfield of Shanghai Circuit.

[cinder torrent]

Yeah he did, their cars are just not that good tho :C

[full imp]

btw, what actually happened with the crash with riccardo and stuff? some people have said it was lance’s fault but i cant tell😭

[fast fable]

What are these plans?

[wet sequoia]

Have to remember Williams and Alpine also suck so much they have no points, but even after the decent sprint race and Stroll being so far out of it I would have liked seeing Zhou get a point over Hulkenburg (Even though Hulkenburg is a better driver)

[last kindle]

I WISH that everyone had the same quality of cars but that would be unfair for the better teams

[echo igloo]

DID ZHOU DNF

[full imp]

nah

[limber slate]

I overslept did Verstappen win again

[fast fable]

Lance rammed into Ricciardo and even rearended Oscar.

[cinder torrent]

You would have to watch F2 for that. Yeah I would like to see at least one race like that

[pastel pilot]

again

[snow swan]

always

[last kindle]

I watch f2 rarely tbh but sometimes it is more fun

[limber slate]

Same old same old

[jade pasture]

@west skiff

[cyan saffron]

nope

[wet sequoia]

Looked like Alonso locked up so he built up a sandwich, Riccardo was touching Piastri then Stroll just went in

[full imp]

ohhhhh thanks

[cyan saffron]

only Bottas, Yuki and Daniel

[shadow tangle]

to all my fellow australians, that puts a pin on the reasonable time watchable races till baku and signapore later this year

[still sundial]

I overslept but turned it on as the first safety car ended, saw both my drivers get railed by stroll and magnussen, wanted to kms, turned it off and let to sleep

[full imp]

falling like dominoes fr

[echo igloo]

Whered zhou place

[cyan saffron]

14th

[last kindle]

Ricciardo is even worse than I could've ever expected

[pastel pilot]

[cinder torrent]

Yeah sameeee. I would really like to see Verstappen in other team's car

[limber slate]

RIP

[pastel pilot]

at least Miami is like 6am..

[wet sequoia]

Honestly I don’t blame Riccardo, he beat Tsunoda all weekend then was just unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time for this GP

[last kindle]

I'm sure he'd still be in the top 10 and maybe even top 5

[shadow tangle]

yeah but that’s when i gotta be commuting to work and shit

[last kindle]

but this year feels disappointing

[shadow tangle]

now the era of sickies for some races begins

[pastel pilot]

thats inconvenient for you :(
listen to it in the car :D

[cinder torrent]

Yeah most likely he's good no doubt about that.
Will anyone watch next week's Formula E in Monaco? I don't watch Formula E but in Monaco it might be interesting!

[zinc seal]

omg that is amazing

[vestal lintel]

Next bad race time for me is Vegas at 6:00am

[last kindle]

oh yeah I've thought about it too as I think formula E can be exciting as heck

[pastel pilot]

Where can you watch FE in Australia?

[last kindle]

WAIT YOU WATCHED IT LIVE

[outer canyon]

so many people rushing to metro station

[last kindle]

hear me out, I'd say Oscar theoretically got an win at the sprint

[rustic vortex]

OMFG just saw them results 😂

[pastel pilot]

damn Bro is ON the SCENE

[cinder torrent]

I watched 1 race but I didn't like the sound much but this might be interesting. I had part-time job in Porsche so I might support them in Formula E xD
@pastel pilot I'm not from Australia but I will DM you

[last kindle]

Oh yeah I also don't really like the sounds cuz it isn't as loud nor cool

[zinc seal]

probably easier to stay at the track for a while until the majority has already left? 😅

[outer canyon]

yep

[shadow tangle]

someone needs to make a detailed list of the 2024 F1 colander for australian timezone

[shadow tangle]

for the australian gp i spent like 2 extra hours at the track just wondering about waiting for the rush to die down

[vestal lintel]

I just check F1 app for my local timezone times

[west skiff]

yes

[zinc seal]

see that's what I like about going to smaller events like DTM or, when it was still its own event, the GT Masters.

most people left after the main race but there still were support series later. So when I stayed for the support races anyway, there also wasn't as much of a traffic jam when leaving the track afterwards

[shadow tangle]

V8 supercars is really good for that

the track activity doesn’t die down till a few hours after not everyone wants to get out of there so quickly

[snow swan]

can smn give me a chinese grand prix recap

i was fully sleeping thru it

[mortal jungle]

taupo

[round shoal]

I knew recardo would wouldent win his career is jover

[zinc seal]

Verstappen won
Stroll was stupid
Gasly drove over a mechanic
Ferrari existed

[spare basin]

Stroll did a Stroll

[round shoal]

Get a penalty?

[spare basin]

Ye

[round shoal]

No thats Ocon

[spare basin]

And complained about it

[little sparrow]

That alonso save vs hamilton though

[shadow tangle]

Aston martin produced ferrari spec strategy
RB stands for really bad
Appendix merchant mid after all
Alonso turned into senna for a sec there
Stroll got into a fender bender

[snow swan]

gasly did what??

[spare basin]

More like a diffuser erraser

[snow swan]

appendix merchant? so carlos

[ivory sinew]

gasly started driving when his rear wasnt properly on

[snow swan]

😭

[ivory sinew]

and sent his engineer to the shadow realm

[zinc seal]

(the mechanic is fine)

[iron ember]

Toto isn't happy

[ivory sinew]

stroll had his eyes crossed and didnt see a car infront of him

[zinc seal]

but yeah it was scary

[ivory sinew]

even tho it was still safety car period

[zinc seal]

he apparently was really harsh about hamilton in a sky interview?

[fast fable]

Stroll was a boulder for RIC & PIA.

[iron ember]

I think so

I'm watching on sky

But he looks like he wants to hit Lewis

[ivory sinew]

i guess lewis just saying more and more how badly mercedes is hes getting more annoyed

[iron ember]

Why are they playing Dutch anthem again

[slow trench]

Uu

[iron ember]

Broo on sky they using Dutch anthem as background music

[shadow tangle]

also the DOTD was once again rewarded to someone who did absolutely nothing special

[vestal lintel]

He still called Lewis a all time great driver tho

[ivory sinew]

its the outro!!!

[round cairn]

Bruh

[solar jolt]

How about think today norris?

[ivory sinew]

norris did pretty good with a 1 stop

[iron ember]

I wasn't there but I took a pic of my tv

[vestal lintel]

Safety cars also helped a bit

[shadow tangle]

a lot bit

[ivory sinew]

oh yea it did help alot

[shadow tangle]

give DOTD to the safety car driver

[iron ember]

Has god save the king been played in f1 yet

[ivory sinew]

and perez fighting charles too

[vestal lintel]

He was till good

[round cairn]

Not sure

[ivory sinew]

but him keeping pace is also good

[vestal lintel]

Even Nico said he did very good today

[cinder torrent]

Yeah but I will probably watch it this time and I'll see. Monaco sounds interesting with their smaller sizes

[iron ember]

Is this good

[spare basin]

No British driver or team has won since so no

[cinder torrent]

Yeah that's pretty good!

[vestal lintel]

I did like Nicos commentary today

[iron ember]

He never said his fav cheese

[round cairn]

Are you crying hahaha, I think I’m crying

[vestal lintel]

I want to see more Nico tbh

[iron ember]

Wow

[iron ember]

That's amazing

[void wyvern]

yall think riccardo might be sacked?

[shadow tangle]

nico has become my number 1 sky sports commentator

[slow trench]

Faceeeeeeepalm

[cinder torrent]

But I think I can do better let me try few times xDDD

[vestal lintel]

Depends on how he is in other races

[vernal holly]

Toto looks like he’s aged more this year than he did in 3 years from 2018 - 2021

[ivory sinew]

not yet

[iron ember]

10.1 cps

[ivory sinew]

probs gonna give him the next 2 races

[void wyvern]

i thought he was given a 2 race ultimatum

[vestal lintel]

Botg Vcarb drivers were crashed out by others today

[ivory sinew]

and see how he do w the new chassis

[iron ember]

Is 10.1 cps good

[vestal lintel]

I feel it's more till summer brake unless he dose something real bad

[cinder torrent]

@iron ember but I can't do 10 cps

[last kindle]

how can you do an screenshot on pc,I forgot how😭

[robust herald]

I put Norris and VERSTAPPEN in my fantasy hehehehhe

[void wyvern]

a alr

[iron ember]

Ye u have reaction times but I have speedy click

[cinder torrent]

Print screen button or Shift + Win + S

[ivory sinew]

the crash today wasnt even his fault

[iron ember]

I jus take pics with my phone

[ivory sinew]

and he was on pace and had a better qualifying on both sprint and race

[vestal lintel]

Non of VCARBs were tbh

[ivory sinew]

nah

both didnt deserve to be dnf

did magnusen get a penalty?

[iron ember]

Stoll has one good thing
He has the best voice

[vestal lintel]

Think so

[ivory sinew]

is it a nice voice?

[shadow tangle]

aston martin desperately needs to strategies they are so garbage these last few races

[ivory sinew]

his voice sounds like hes stuck between puberty and having something stuck in his throat

[iron ember]

F1 clash is so dead it needs advertising

[shadow tangle]

a big stategy for aston martin would to be get rid of stroll but that is what it is

[ivory sinew]

give carlos a seat w alonso

[outer canyon]

by the way, Zhou would attend The Music Festival in Shanghai Circuit tonight

[vestal lintel]

If AM gets more investors stroll may go tbh

[dark compass]

p2 for lando!

[cinder torrent]

Wooow good job xD

[iron ember]

Y u cut of top

[ivory sinew]

wtf martin garrix?

[iron ember]

Is that real

[fair elbow]

just found out lando got P2 today!

[ivory sinew]

send him to tennis

[ivory sinew]

or wec

[fair elbow]

ikr?

[ivory sinew]

give other people a seat

[last kindle]

full cut

[iron ember]

Ohh

[vestal lintel]

WEC may be his good place tbh

[last kindle]

I just wanted to share my best one

[outer canyon]

real

[iron ember]

Guys someone beat my 10.1 CPS

[shadow tangle]

aston martin can just send him to one of their many other works racing teams across multiple categories

[ivory sinew]

yea i mean stroll wanted to play tennis

but also wec would be good cause its a new project for am

[cinder torrent]

Btw from which pokemon series is your pfp? xD

[ivory sinew]

ss

[iron ember]

Journeys i think

[ivory sinew]

i mean the happiest person would be pissed too if he just chuck his whole car into him while there was heaps of space

[last kindle]

oh yeah it's from pokemon journeys

[iron ember]

Guys someone beat 10.1 cps or 101 clicks in 10 seconds

[ivory sinew]

and the guy didnt even look at the cars that was infront

[cinder torrent]

Makes sense I haven't seen that one, thx

[ivory sinew]

i already had a feeling ric wanted to call him a cunt and had crossed eyes

tbh

[hoary palm]

yikes sorry i hate his voice sorry

[ivory sinew]

it was sc he shouldve been focused on the front

[iron ember]

What are alpine doing

[ivory sinew]

he was looking at the apex and then said ric brake check him

[small steppe]

i mean both ferrari doing more than 30lap on hard

[fair elbow]

😮‍💨

[iron ember]

Fr

[last kindle]

das crazy

[cinder torrent]

Someone interested in watching along the Formula E Monaco race next week in Saturday?

[hoary palm]

prefires

[cinder torrent]

Woow gj

[vapid gorge]

it’s the first time this season that he’s actually doing something and someone else messes it up for him makes sense that he’s upset

[iron ember]

When will this chat be closed

[kind iron]

[cinder torrent]

Yeah he's more sad than angry

[iron ember]

They look related

[vapid gorge]

at this point lawson’s going to be in his seat next year if not sooner

[kind iron]

no they dont

[iron ember]

Bro red bull 100% are breaking some sort of rule

[grim egret]

How did lance stroll overtake sergeant man lance was like almost a lap behind after the penalty

[coral zinc]

Tbh one of the best drivers this race was ocon

[kind iron]

do u really have to know why

[shadow tangle]

i’m suprisied the FIA didn’t get alonso a 20 second drive through penalty and 100 points on his license for causing the chain reaction that caused the collision between lance and daniel considering the FIA is on an alonso hunt recently

[kind iron]

pretty obvious

[vestal lintel]

I see Yuki going AM tbh

[iron ember]

Ima go guys

[grim egret]

The guys pace is shocking how did they renew his contract

[cinder torrent]

Byee!

[coral zinc]

They are not on an Alfonso hunt lol, most of his penalties are fair if u really see it

[iron ember]

Cya
Remember beat my 10.1 cps In a 10 second test

[vapid gorge]

where would yuki end up not redbull that’s for sure that seat is going to checo maybe sainz

[vestal lintel]

Pressure from investors to get a better driver, threat to stop investing ect

[coral zinc]

There are more stakeholders and lawrence has less power

[shadow tangle]

the penalty against george is agree to disagree but the once against sainz is total rubbish, the fia doesn’t like hard racing

[vestal lintel]

Lawrence probs can get lance into any AM racing team

[kind iron]

if lance wants to stay in f1, which he does, daddy will make sure he does

[vestal lintel]

Not if it means AM looses a lot more investors

[shadow tangle]

lance stroll has not had his contract renewed yet

but it feels like AM has set up their WEC for lance

[kind iron]

i most definitely hope he leaves soon though

absolutely

[vestal lintel]

Dont he have a major stake in the whole of AM not just F1 so he could get him into something like WEC

[somber sparrow]

es

[kind iron]

i also doubt sargeant will have his contract renewed

[rocky sail]

Lance just isn’t fit for a team like AM

[cyan nimbus]

im back

[compact pewter]

Lance fits for Haas only

[cyan nimbus]

i got a timeout 😄

[vestal lintel]

It's a shame tho

[rocky sail]

Hulk x Mag pair cannot be separated, I love them both

[kind iron]

is it tho

[compact pewter]

Guaranteed to leave F1 then

[cyan nimbus]

lannoo

[vestal lintel]

It may tho, ollie may be getting a seat in Hass tho

[rocky sail]

Dad has a major stake in AM so..

[cyan nimbus]

🪤

[rocky sail]

It’s a shame cause AM could really be a solid top 4 team if they had a decent second driver

[kind iron]

true lol

[compact pewter]

Stroll didn't race in Nurburgring 2020

[radiant crow]

fr

[kind iron]

what💀

[signal bronze]

Is it me or I see banana suit?

[gleaming dagger]

Satire.

[kind iron]

oh my god, he has never looked so good

[rocky sail]

Does Lance’s contract expire this year?

[cold osprey]

Fuck Lance Stroll.

[silk badge]

funny joke man good one

[outer canyon]

yes

[signal bronze]

Who?

[compact pewter]

You guys are ignoring Stroll didn't race in Nurburgring 2020

[signal bronze]

I KNEE I WASENT TRIPPING

[small steppe]

legleg

[signal bronze]

That man deserves a fucking award for best attire

[rocky sail]

Stroll complains about the car yet Alonso is able to qualify for P2

[silk badge]

nope :(

[silk badge]

skill issue

[compact pewter]

Nürburgring 2020
Stroll didn't race

[signal bronze]

Alright I'm off to bed, night people

[compact pewter]

So Stroll can get off of Aston

[silk badge]

no one put it on at all it was a disappointment

[outer canyon]

You can even see and promote a famous Vtuber among China f1 fans at the scene.

[kind iron]

thank god most of the fucked up time zone races are done😭 im so tired of waking up in the middle of the night/morning

[sinful mica]

fr

[small steppe]

wtf is this anime girl

[sinful mica]

im done watching races at 7am

[kind iron]

we only got LA left

not LA, LV

[shadow tangle]

i don’t wanna hear it

as an australian you can all just shut up and cope

[kind iron]

L

[shadow tangle]

3 races at a good time

[outer canyon]

A very famous virtual streamer in Chinese f1 fans.

[shadow tangle]

3

[snow swan]

Fax

[outer canyon]

She is a fan of McLaren herself.

[small steppe]

oh

[shadow tangle]

maybe singapore and baku at 9pm sydney time

[outer canyon]

But because she was too far away from Shanghai to come, she entrusted us fans to take her signboard to the scene.

[muted igloo]

Fr

[small steppe]

ok i got it so chill bro

[shadow tangle]

what the hell is a Vtuber

seems like some A1 chronically online behaviour

[outer canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VTuber

[shadow tangle]

i was correct

[kind iron]

basically a faceless streamer who uses an avatar instead

[small steppe]

just some random bro with anime character skin

[small steppe]

yes

[shadow tangle]

chronically online

[kind iron]

i mean atp the entire world is chronically online

[sharp veldt]

visa cash app double dnf 💀

[small steppe]

i dont like Vtuber fans they corrode every fandom

[north abyss]

literally

vtuber is unbelievably cringe

[shadow tangle]

streamers in general are next level cringe, add the virtual aspect and it’s so much worse

[kind iron]

nah streamers are great, i watch many daily

[small steppe]

i mean i can do vtuber with some voice tweak

[shadow tangle]

i cannot fathom the idea of sitting down and watching someone for hours on end play like fifa or some shit

[north abyss]

the referencing chat ever 5 seconds cringes me out

[small steppe]

and idiots will donate me thounsand dollar for me everyday

[kind iron]

oh you mean like watching cars go around in circles for hours?

[inland jewel]

can wait for rpm's video sfter seeing strolls performance today.

[north abyss]

not just circles but sure

[somber sparrow]

chat chat chat chat

[kind iron]

you know what i mean

don’t be so hateful just bc ur not interested in the topic

[cinder torrent]

Cool 😄

[somber sparrow]

watching people game is boring as fuck

[small steppe]

i mean vtuber is mabye not cringe but their fans are

[shadow tangle]

watching a live sport i can attend and watching someone play a game are very different

[cinder torrent]

Payment didn't go through

[shadow tangle]

that’s apples and oranges

[north abyss]

i’m a hater at heart sorry 💪🏼🔥

[kind iron]

good thing people have different interests❤️ it’s just slightly different

[outer canyon]

In fact, Chinese f1 fans are good at combining f1 with animation.

[latent maple]

watched the race while working at a job that strictly doesnt allow phone usage

[kind iron]

i mean ur a max fan so checks out

[outer canyon]

taken at the Shanghai circuit today.

[latent maple]

gorgeous

[small steppe]

i saw so many umamusme f1 thingy

[north abyss]

💀 anyway lando p2 🔥🔥🔥

[cinder torrent]

Cools arts!

[vapid barn]

Who had fastest pit stop and what was the time?

[cinder torrent]

@outer canyon how was the race from your view? (I assume you were there)

[small steppe]

alonso

[sharp veldt]

tru

[kind iron]

wasn’t it rb with 1.9

[icy haven]

He found the race boring

[kind iron]

understandable

[tawdry condor]

who whon??

[shadow tangle]

what’s with the massive delay on constructors standings

are they trying to find a bullshit way to penalise alonso again

[green falcon]

lando

[outer canyon]

the most chaotic and thrilling in 20 years of Chinese GP

[tawdry condor]

yaay

[green falcon]

(he was 2nd)

[tawdry condor]

fuck verstoppen

[tawdry condor]

GOD DAMN IT

[icy pewter]

Yes

[green falcon]

(max was still 1st)

(2nd place is the real winner)

[kind iron]

nah we always ignore the first one

[shadow tangle]

let’s be real, lando ain’t winning anything fast

[cinder torrent]

Well I hope you enjoyed it. You're from China directly or you flew there?

[kind iron]

he will have his moment

[cinder torrent]

Real

[green falcon]

unless you see "box box" in navy blue letters on the right side of the screen

then we actually watch p1

[cinder torrent]

🤫

[jade mural]

Congrats @cinder torrent, you're now on lap 5

[shadow tangle]

look i am not a mac fan by any means but i respect his dominance

[green falcon]

or if... yk... the guy with the same initials as verschoor retires the car

[outer canyon]

directly， i am shanghaiese

[shadow tangle]

he is an extremely talented driver who has earned his spot at the top

[tawdry condor]

1st is the worst, second is the best

[kind iron]

thanks to his car mostly

[green falcon]

me resisting the masculine urge to say the entire bing chilling monologue:

[shadow tangle]

then why aren’t we seeing a total perez dominance?

people said the same shit about lewis

[cinder torrent]

Then the real race begins xD

[shadow tangle]

it’s a never ending cycle of tall poppy syndrome

[cinder torrent]

Nicee

[kind iron]

i said mostly. perez was right behind almost the entirety of last year

[green falcon]

cap

[tawdry condor]

me who has the entire copypasta in my clipboard about to paste it into the chat

[raven wagon]

Lmao sure after Miami Checo dissapeared

[kind iron]

max is still good, sure

[raven wagon]

And 290 points deficit is not "right behind almost the entirety"

Checo did not make Q3 5 in a row

[shadow tangle]

blaming the car for all his victories is such a poor argument tho because he pulls huge gaps to his teammate consistently

[raven wagon]

Crashed in Monaco quali

[shadow tangle]

checo was nowhere to be found in australia

[raven wagon]

Crashed out in front of his home crowd

And had competition for his P2 spot in by far the best car on the grid

[kind iron]

once something is remotely negative abt max his fans come to attack😭💀

[raven wagon]

More like i spoke facts

[kind iron]

sure honey

[green falcon]

imagine needing the copy pasta folder

[shadow tangle]

I really don’t like max and i defend max verstappen slander

because it’s inaccurate

[raven wagon]

The gap between Max and Checo last year was 290 points

Checo was close to Max for like 5 races

[shadow tangle]

the people who don’t like max more than likely weren’t around during lewis domination era

[raven wagon]

Then after Miami he disappeared

[kind iron]

even so, cars are never 100% the same even on the same team. one can absolutely love the car, the other can have problems

[raven wagon]

They are the same cars

[shadow tangle]

they aren’t gonna give max a superior car for shits and giggles

[sterile agate]

who got dotd

[shadow tangle]

yeah they are tweaked to the drivers style

[raven wagon]

Just different setups to the drivers liking

[kind iron]

and it seems like the car has been tailored to mostly just max

[shadow tangle]

but they are the same chassis

[kind iron]

lando<3

[kindred cedar]

I did not expect lando in 2nd

[sterile agate]

o i thought alonso would get it

[shadow tangle]

it’s not like maxes car has a secret 110% power button

[kind iron]

im not even gonna continue arguing with rb fans, its a never ending story anyways

[cinder torrent]

Me neither but he did great today

[green falcon]

his brain does though

[shadow tangle]

alonso should have gotten it if aston didn’t have potato strategies

[kind iron]

eh he fell down quite a few places

[kind iron]

i was surprised hamilton didnt get it though, they both deserved it

[cinder torrent]

As commentator today said RB means "Really Bad" for the last few races. His words not mine xD

[kind iron]

lewis drove well despite his problems

[raven wagon]

Cause you spoke bs, claiming oh its the car why Checo is struggling, pls

[kind iron]

LMAO so real

[shadow tangle]

fernando was easily DOTD, he ended up in P7 despite the piss poor strategy and timing from the team

[slim loom]

what is happening

[raven wagon]

Even Albon, a former Red Bull driver said what he said in the screenshot i shared

[green falcon]

silly goober 1 and 3 posing for a picture with silly goober 2 taking the group selfie

[raven wagon]

Where in "The car is what it is" means Red Bull tailors the car for Max

[kind iron]

but did he compared to lando and lewis?

[icy haven]

Will this mean something?

[green falcon]

ngl i voted lewis, dude went from p18 to p8 (9 a bit later)

[shadow tangle]

lando didn’t do anything special, he just had a really convenient set of safety cars, and lewis also didn’t do anything special because you’d hope the mercedes overtook the midfield teams

[cinder torrent]

Lewis actually maybe deserved DOTD today but Lando showed a great drive today too

[kind iron]

as much as i love lando and he deserved it as well, i also voted lewis

[snow swan]

Suddenly im a mclaren fan

[green falcon]

yeah i think either of the two could have easily got it

[cinder torrent]

Fair but coming from P19 to P9 is still something

[shadow tangle]

i voted fernando, phenomenal race start, excellent recovery from adversity

[green falcon]

the pits were unfortunate

[kind iron]

unrelated but your pfp is the cutest thing

[snow swan]

Alonso podium when bro ive been hoping for too long

[cinder torrent]

Hopefully next time he will achieve better position unlucky race for him

[slim loom]

I mean

it hasnt been that long

Brazil was his last one?

[green falcon]

ong

[shadow tangle]

he’s shown that the aston martin is podium worthy now

he just needs a good string of luck

[cinder torrent]

Yeah hopefully I believe them

[snow swan]

Pits were unfortunate

[shadow tangle]

and a team mate that can support him because he’s alone out there

[green falcon]

fernando is, the car is, aston martin not so much

[snow swan]

i dont have f1tv so i had to watch a top down view with the times and positions with live track timings on yt

[slim loom]

podium wasnt really ever on for Alonso today unfortunately

[green falcon]

daddy's money needs to go

[kind iron]

the switch to softs really surprised me tbh

[compact pewter]

Kick Stroll out of F1

[green falcon]

same

[snow swan]

Hamilton deserved dotd

[slim loom]

he probably would've finished p5 if they had a 2nd set of hards

[shadow tangle]

look in an aston fan, i’m not gonna slander and throw insults at stroll because he still needed the super license points to get where he is. but he never truely blossomed he needs to find a different series

[cinder torrent]

Truee

[green falcon]

bearman to f1, andrija kostic to f2, stroll to f4 ez (biased towards kostic)

[snow swan]

Like 9 positions from quali pos is good

[slim loom]

ricciardo was pissed in the post race interview btw

[compact pewter]

Sainz to Aston Martin
Lando to Mercedes-Benz
Yuki to McLaren
Lawson to Toro Rosso

[compact pewter]

Fuck Lance Stroll

[kind iron]

it really is, i was hoping he would get it

lando to mercedes?? how delulu are u

[sharp oxide]

Yo

[snow swan]

Lando aint going nowhere Lol

[slim loom]

why would he go to merc rn?

[sharp oxide]

Who won?

[slim loom]

Max

[snow swan]

who u think

[green falcon]

let us remember his p20-1 run

[shadow tangle]

lando is loyal to mclaren and that’s why his chance of a race win is slim

[sharp oxide]

The dutch princess?

[slim loom]

Merc is worse than Mclaren atm clearly

[green falcon]

in a car that was actually good

[green falcon]

delulu(i want sainz back in rb)(this opinion is obviously supreme than others)

[kind iron]

i admire his loyalty so much, and his faith in the team. really sweet tbh

[green falcon]

the w15 is a shitbox

[green falcon]

and the team actually has potential to get better

[snow swan]

Norris aint winning until regulation change in 2026 redbull just too strong

[kind iron]

100%

[cinder torrent]

Yeah objectively they are but they are trying

[green falcon]

lando is literally THE mclaren

[slim loom]

operationally they are still mediocre aswell Merc

[green falcon]

not with lewis :(

[cinder torrent]

Hopefully they will be able to come back in next season or asap

[compact pewter]

Stroll out!

[snow swan]

Lets hope merc does significant upgrades at monza 🙏🙏🙏

[slim loom]

I cant imagine Merc having anywhere close to the speed and consistency of Red Bull's pit crew atm

[compact pewter]

Monza?

[cinder torrent]

I wonder how he will do in Ferrari

[compact pewter]

That late?

[snow swan]

Yeah thats what they said

[green falcon]

the car bounces like its a trampoline, steering column issues from what i've heard, bad pits, bad strategy, bad car

[slim loom]

I thought they were bringing upgrades in Miami Toto said

[kind iron]

i heard mclaren has some upgrades for miami, so i wonder how big and what they are

[cinder torrent]

@snow swan dms

[snow swan]

ok

[green falcon]

hoping he won't kill the team strategist after the first race

[slim loom]

Red Bull's pit stops were wild today

was like 2.0 2.1 1.9 2.0

[cinder torrent]

My car doesn't have a steering wheel!!

We're checking, stand by

[compact pewter]

Smh

[green falcon]

meanwhile kimi:

[rancid mortar]

n GLOVES AND STEERING WHEEEL

[compact pewter]

This makes Ferrari dominance in 2004 much better than now

[green falcon]

duh, ferrari in 2004 didnt have a winged dutchman to worry about

just waiting for the moment newey announces the new rb car is gonna have a propeller in the front, the wings are replaced with side wings, spoiler replaced with a tail, drs moved to wings, and retractable wheels

[bleak briar]

Is the drink working?!

[green falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/spitfire-wwii-military-gif-14844979

[snow swan]

You wont have the drink

[bleak briar]

IS IT WORKING?!

[shadow tangle]

nico rosberg is peak SkyF1

[snow swan]

“Cant believe we cant do something simple like connecting the drink”

ngl this gp was mid asf

[green falcon]

kinda boring except for the whole norris hamilton alonso everything thing

[snow swan]

Idk it seemed interesting cuz of alonso grid position

dude we were so close but so far to points

Also did yall see the alpine pit stop???

What a joke bro

[kind iron]

oh ur an alpine fan😭

[snow swan]

almost made me change my wallpaper L

[snow swan]

Yep

[green falcon]

also the serbian commentators FLAMED stroll when he said "this idiot braked so hard" or whatever he said

[snow swan]

What tf even happened to bottas at the starting 20 laps

[shadow tangle]

DTS fans when the race isn’t red flagged and someone doesn’t die

[snow swan]

obviously buttttt

[green falcon]

indeed

[kind iron]

i truly hope alpine can get some points soon

[snow swan]

me too

I wonder how alpine fans cope

[shadow tangle]

alpine downfall is what keeps me fuelled

[snow swan]

i cry myself to sleep every night

[kind iron]

i feel bad for them ngl

[green falcon]

give the team back to renault 🫡

[rocky sail]

I can’t believe stroll actually has a seat

[green falcon]

we haven't had a yellow car in a bit too long

[shadow tangle]

alpine is renault

[snow swan]

yes yes

[green falcon]

yes but give it back to renault

[kind iron]

danny today :((

[green falcon]

what the shit

[shadow tangle]

back to lotus

[kind iron]

lance is actually such a problem

[snow swan]

real

[green falcon]

mercedes back to tyrell🔥

[snow swan]

who do you support lol

[kind iron]

i knoooww fuckkk

[cinder torrent]

I always root for the teams that don't have much points or none. Last year I rooted for Haas constantly xD Now I root for Williams and Alpine

[raven wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/hill-schumacher-michael-damon-gif-22996374

[grand crest]

Guys what do you think of stake f1 kick sauber

[green falcon]

hopefully they keep bottas

[cyan saffron]

They should Kick their sponsors.

[snow swan]

lowkey i fw with the sauber team because ive made hundreds betting on kick LOL

[grand crest]

Never seen a team mess up this bad

[kind iron]

mclaren first and foremost, then i have other drivers kinda spread out like ferrari, danny, lewis and of course the amazing liam lawson

[grand crest]

Apart from alpine

[jade mural]

Congrats @grand crest, you're now on lap 5

[grand crest]

Bro that pitstop gasly had

Was so goofy

[snow swan]

yea i know bro, the dude fell over

[rocky sail]

Gasly has been through it man I feel so bad for him

[green falcon]

bro really got the bottas pit from bahrein

type of goofy

[slate owl]

Daje treni

[grand crest]

Alpine needa go

[snow swan]

oh nice

[kind iron]

yes please

[snow swan]

Bottom field team i root for is Visa Cash App RB

[snow swan]

NUH UH

[shadow tangle]

i’m an australian and i don’t want daniel to go anywhere else

[grand crest]

Poor Ryan Reynolds blew up 350 mil for alpine

[kind iron]

vcarb is such a horrible name btw

[shadow tangle]

his time is up

[rocky sail]

alpha tauri was a hard name

[snow swan]

Virtual Carbohydrates idk my brain drops

[grand crest]

Danny ric should try nascar

[snow swan]

Yeah they americanzed it by naming it after sponsors and stuff like that

[grand crest]

Or indycar

[kind iron]

alpha tauri was so much better wdymmm

[cinder torrent]

I liked Alphatauri tbh

[snow swan]

but i think f1 should stay a british sport.

[grand crest]

Toro Rosso on top

[marsh sail]

controversial

[shadow tangle]

bring back torro rosso 🔥

[kind iron]

lmaooo fr

[snow swan]

Toro Rosso all day

[rocky sail]

no like hard as in good

[green falcon]

alpha tauri went HARDDDD

[grand crest]

Mfw kimi

[snow swan]

it did

[kind iron]

OH then yeah totally

[grand crest]

True

[rocky sail]

Now it’s Cash App Racing Team

[shadow tangle]

stroll needs to go to Aston’s WEC team

[cinder torrent]

Now they are Visa Cash App and their transactions from their sponsors will soon be declined because of their performance

[snow swan]

cashapp is so bad too

[rocky sail]

Kick is worse imo

[marsh sail]

waiting for 2026

[dull raft]

Guys forgetting about goatifi

[kind iron]

and wtf is racing bulls💀

[snow swan]

Only name change i truly like is from Racing Point to Aston Martin

[shadow tangle]

Americans would have an aneurism seeing a british car on a Nascar track

[marsh sail]

do you think Max will dominate in 2026?

[snow swan]

red bull 2.0

[snow swan]

nah i fw kick cuz ive made money on it lol, cashapp has locked 3 of my accounts 😦

[rocky sail]

how’d you make money on it?

[green falcon]

nah "racing bulls" goes hard too, "visa cashapp racing bulls f1 team" is fucking goofy, toro rosso was classy and ALPHA TAURI DAMN

[snow swan]

Do you know what kick is?

[cinder torrent]

No one knows, horrible name 💀

[rocky sail]

yea but I didn’t know the money was that good

[green falcon]

we all gotta agree however, that

[grand crest]

Ong

[snow swan]

well its a casino so i just got lucky lol

[green falcon]

"moneygram haas" is the stinkiest of them all

[cinder torrent]

Kick Sauber's sponsor is also Stake, the biggest online casino sooo 💀

[rocky sail]

ohhh fair enough

[grand crest]

Doesn't stake own kick

[snow swan]

yea they do

[rocky sail]

Same people

I wouldn’t trust online casinos imo

[cinder torrent]

Well you shouldn't trust casinos generally xD

[snow swan]

I do because ive done research and how they make sure games are fair and all, but i get you

[green falcon]

"moneygram" makes my blood boil

and haas is just a dumb word

[rocky sail]

Regular casinos at least you visibly see your money, etc etc

With stake it’s all virtual

[snow swan]

right

[raven wagon]

Well thats the last name of Gene lol

[cinder torrent]

true

[green falcon]

"visa cashapp racing bulls" "stake kick sauber" "aramco aston martin" but NONE IS AS DUMB AS MONEYGRAM HAAS

[quick lark]

What? Tu aqui?

[last blaze]

LMAOOOO

[tropic shuttle]

I made fun of long sponsor names and got muted for 7 days lmfao

[dull raft]

Claro

[last blaze]

Sargeant gonna get a race ban so Antonelli can race the car

[grand crest]

Nah what

[last blaze]

but what is bro doing man istg

[narrow garnet]

I find it funny all the crypto sponsors had to be taken off cars yet stake was somehow allowed to stay?

[raven wagon]

You think James Volwes will give Kimi a seat? Doubt it

[green falcon]

"5 seconds for ocon" turned into "10/20 seconds and 3 penalty points for alonso" and now THISSS???????

[rocky sail]

Sargeant going back to F2 unfortunately

[cinder torrent]

I feel so bad for him thooo xD But yeah he's washed

[green falcon]

damn

[last blaze]

shoulda given the place back

[last blaze]

washed? bro has peaked rn, never beating P15 sorry

[cinder torrent]

yeah weiiiiird

[narrow garnet]

Which is both online gambling and crypto related

[tropic shuttle]

I got the screenshot, the mute was hilarious.

[cinder torrent]

trueee xDDDD

[last blaze]

lemme see

[green falcon]

nah you said you got muted for long names, i make fun of dumb names, quantity and quality are different

also abdul i respect your 2 main roles my man

[tropic shuttle]

I mentioned stupid sponsors too lmao.

[tropic shuttle]

Likewise, good sir.

https://tenor.com/view/you-thank-appreciate-it-preciate-gif-23646122

[green falcon]

alr man unbulls your red

[stiff bough]

lol imagine, but seriously he actually isn't allowed to go back to F2 even if he wanted

[rocky sail]

oh you actually can’t?

[stiff bough]

not if you complete a full season of F1

[green falcon]

enjoy the "oracle red honda rbpt f1 team"

[last blaze]

mclaren treading on thin ice with the lucky strike coverup

[tropic shuttle]

You've yee'd your last haw. If you're not careful, I'll rough your operator

[manic vine]

Imagine Sainz and Alosno in AM for 2025 line-up

[green falcon]

also am i dumb or did the commentators say something about honda buying mercedes

[rocky sail]

Honestly Sainz and Alonso could make AM a scary team

But Stroll won’t leave 💸💸💸

[manic vine]

But they want the dom phrok Stroll

[green falcon]

look, i want sainz to get into rb, A LOT, but carlos to am is like a neutral okay ending of the 2024 season for me

[formal skiff]

I just woke up and checked the race results YAY P17 SARGEANT (how tf did 3 ppl DNF)

[rocky sail]

I don’t think Sainz is going to RB

[green falcon]

shiiiit even checo to AM and sainz to RB

[rocky sail]

Checo will stay for longer

[manic vine]

Perez is doing fine ,rb seems ok

[green falcon]

imagine if it were okayer

[formal skiff]

They def prefer Checo

[manic vine]

Yeah Sainz don't want to be 2nd

[rocky sail]

Could see Carlos going to AM

Stroll needs to go

[raven wagon]

As long as Lawrence is there, Lance will not get sacked

Thats reality

[formal skiff]

That is true

[green falcon]

carlos and max would both be 1st

[rocky sail]

Lance literally provides nothing to the team.. not even points in a car that CAN keep up with the top level

[green falcon]

fr

[tropic shuttle]

Lawrence Stroll taking the biggest financial L's of all time

[raven wagon]

He has 9 points so far actually 🤓

[rocky sail]

9 points and about 5m in damages

[green falcon]

bearman got more in 1 race than he ever will this season

[raven wagon]

Erm Bearman has 6 points no

[cinder torrent]

He co-owns Aston Martin, I think it's cents for him

[raven wagon]

Lance alr outscored that

[green falcon]

"more in 1 race than he ever will this season (in 1 race)"

[raven wagon]

Funny

[formal skiff]

So um— I was asleep can anyone tell me how tf did Bottas DNF

[raven wagon]

Cause Stroll finished P6 in Australia

[gray marsh]

Stroll won’t get kicked

[raven wagon]

Which is worth 8 points

Bearman finished P7 in Saudi

[rocky sail]

Engine failure

[gray marsh]

Red bull aren’t paying sainz enough 💵 apparently

Mercedes one year contract only

Thats what nico said

[tropic shuttle]

Don't the other owners think Lance is holding them back? They've built a whole new wind tunnel and factory. Alonso is absolutely cooking then you got Lance who doesn't even know what day it is

[cinder torrent]

Idk I would think so xD

[green falcon]

we dont count australia

[gray marsh]

Sainz might as well just negotiate with red bull imo

[snow swan]

id drive a ferrari for a mcdonalds after the race

[tropic shuttle]

Any other driver with half the quality and quantity of screw ups would've been fired years ago

[gray marsh]

One of red bull and mercedes and he’s sorted

[gray marsh]

Sainz is available logically getting rid of stroll now and getting sainz in would be their best bet

Sainz alonso pairing would be good commercially and on track

[green falcon]

okay so

[snow swan]

to be fair i only know what today is and today is RACE DAYYYY

[gray marsh]

When does lance strolls contract expire?

[snow swan]

whenever daddy sells to amco

[fair night]

never

[analog verge]

Other than Norris getting p2, the best part of this race is hearing Ric getting some fire in his belly over Stroll..nice to hear him care about something again. Maybe he'll use this to start performing again.

[green falcon]

im kinda surprised that theres a picture of leclerc doing a silly thing and making a funny face that isnt a sticker in this server

for context, some guy filmed him hitting some ball with a racket thing and it hit the camera or the cameraman i think

and it was so goofy

[formal skiff]

I’m giving up

Fucken autocorrect

[grand nymph]

F, missed the race 😦 How did RB get 2 DNFs 😮

[manic vine]

And also doesn't it make Lance look like an idiot if he was to take his father's business?

[gray marsh]

2 words. Haas stroll

[green falcon]

stroll hit ricciardo, magnussen hit tsunoda

[grand nymph]

Omg 😄

[flat python]

He’s so bad 😭

Danny actually had a chance at points

[grand nymph]

Imagine, first race in china in like, 5 years?

Then get taken out like that

[manic vine]

That's what he said in the pre race interview

[flat python]

Ah I didn’t know that

Only watched the highlights

[vivid belfry]

not even that

[flat python]

That annoys me so much, especially since he probably won’t get a seat next year

[green falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-veruca-salt-spoiled-i-want-pony-gif-3567827

[vivid belfry]

lance fucked him

[green falcon]

guys look, i found lance stroll

[flat python]

100%

[vivid belfry]

putting the front of the wing to work

[soft urchin]

I like how everyone’s trashing on Lance stroll

[flat python]

He deserves it

[green falcon]

no consent from danny's car

[manic vine]

I was thinking the vcarb strategy is bad and then immediately yuki got out and next lap boom ric got out , disaster for vcarb

[vivid belfry]

fr

[flat python]

Lance needs to lose his seat, holding Aston so far back

[green falcon]

still, 20 second penalty and 3 penalty points for fernando alonso

[flat python]

Yuki was struggling this weekend

VCARB isnt a great team imo

[mortal prairie]

good drive from hamilton today

[jade mural]

Congrats @mortal prairie, you're now on lap 5

[manic vine]

Mike krack or someone said ric is the only driver not to pit under VSC

[green falcon]

yes really

[twin tinsel]

Omg did Max really win ?? 😱

[mortal prairie]

i would say yes, from P18 to P9 is a good drive imo

nando also sent it today

[slim chasm]

on cars that are significantly slower than the Merc

[mortal prairie]

fair

[flat python]

Hear me out ric to Aston if the money man looses his seat

[manic vine]

It was their strategy,one pit stop

[green falcon]

ric to mercedes, sainz to am

[flat python]

Sainz is in talk with rb I thought

[green falcon]

he is

[flat python]

I can only pray

[soft urchin]

Didn’t Helmut Marki give danny that ultimatum about japan and china

[flat python]

Thought so

[green falcon]

but like didnt smn from rb say they dont have enough money for sainz contract

[flat python]

He sucked ass at Japan but pulled through a tad this weekend

[manic vine]

Maybe just keep him in VCARB to guide a junior driver

[green falcon]

like, audi offering more money or something

[slim chasm]

no

[flat python]

Could’ve sworn he did no?

[slim chasm]

guide what lol, he got cooked by Yuki in the previous 4 races

[compact pewter]

He fucking deserves that

[flat python]

He said the frame might’ve been bad and switched it out and hasn’t done as bad

[slim chasm]

he went from being out in Q2 to being out in Q2

[flat python]

But beat tsunoda

That’s all I care about

[slim chasm]

yes Yuki went backwards, typical

[green falcon]

my mom is a tsunoda fan💀

do i tell her what happened today

[slim chasm]

the Haas is clearly still faster than him

[snow swan]

hamilton was lucky today, 2 safety cars.. blud went from 18th to p9.

[manic vine]

Yeah but tbh I don't think yuki will hangon with that attitude in F1 for long if it's not for honda

[formal skiff]

You don’t — run away /j

[snow swan]

Hamilton is washed now, imagine not qualifying to q2 even alpine stuff.

[slim chasm]

nah, Honda doesn't influence shit

[green falcon]

fr

[flat python]

I want to see how he does at Ferrari before calling him washed

[green falcon]

MAZEPIN NOT MENTIONED🗣️

[manic vine]

Lol it's honda who brought him to F1

[slim chasm]

Marko? Red Bull?

a second faster when lmao, didn't happen

[green falcon]

you said "hairpin" i had to brainrot 2 seconds

[slim chasm]

Nah, that didn't happen

[twin geode]

If alonso got 3 penalty points for the sprint then Stroll deserves about 14

[snow swan]

idk why you always make me remember of detroit became human, @slim chasm

[slim chasm]

while he was a second faster than the midfield on his second stint
rewatch the sprint brother
Ah yes, I remember when the sprint has a 2nd stint

the pitstop time was crazy

so not the sprint?

so when was he a second faster in sprint?

[twin geode]

And if grosjean can have a race ban in 2012 then stroll can have a race ban too

[slim chasm]

half the grid was faster than Lewis, he was coasting to the finish

[slim chasm]

well Stroll can have the penalty points

[compact pewter]

Alonso's collision: 3 penalty points
Others' collision: 2 penalty points
Causing Red flag: 0 penalty points
Make sense...

Yes

[green falcon]

nah

[slim chasm]

he's nowhere near that slow or crash loving lol

[green falcon]

make stroll race with green lights

[slim chasm]

causing a red flag isn't a sporting offense

[compact pewter]

I have enough of Stroll's idiotacy

[green falcon]

havent we all bestie

[slim chasm]

same what?

[green falcon]

same lance stroll shitposting

[compact pewter]

Red flag in the race gets F1 in deep trouble

[slim chasm]

by?

whining in the radio?

[compact pewter]

[slim chasm]

crashing at quali?

[compact pewter]

Fucking idiot Stroll...

[slim chasm]

like everyone else in the grid?

well you might as well ask the ghost of Senna to race if crashing means Sl revoked lol

cause everyone has done it at least once a season

[formal skiff]

It happens

I love this picture

[compact pewter]

This one wasn't Stroll's fault

[mortal prairie]

"if you crash in the quali you no longer a racing driver"

wtf

bloody hell

[manic vine]

But not like Lance stroll

[green falcon]

SENNA MENTIONED

[slim chasm]

he was pushed out tbf in this one

[slim chasm]

really? he wasn't even a destructor champion once

[compact pewter]

And he affected my boi Gasly

He is not a team player, but he is a "Team player"

[green falcon]

12 12 12 12 12 12 WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD RACE 12 12 12 12 12 12

[compact pewter]

Disgusting as fuck by Stroll

[manic vine]

Im just waiting for the RPM video

[agile rover]

i didn’t wake up for the race did i miss out

[compact pewter]

Not having sex, but Lance's idiotacy

[manic vine]

He like tennis

[agile rover]

okay dokay

[compact pewter]

Another idiotacy by Stroll

[manic vine]

Or hitting his trainer

[tropic shuttle]

He can't manage a car why would anyone sane let him run a business?

[sullen jungle]

gonna be a beauty

[raven mist]

That and also Kvyat being a torpedo

[urban ginkgo]

It's gonna get lost in all the drama - but RB double double stacks with an average of 2.0secs per pit stop it's so impressive

Props to those mechanics

[green falcon]

prime shitpost

[sharp veldt]

danny ric gets a penalty

2 penalty pts + 3 grid penalty applied to next race for overtaking hulk under sc

they just announced rn

https://x.com/fiadocsbot/status/1782013628520022118?s=46

FIA F1 Documents Bot (@fiadocsbot) on X

New document: Infringement - Car 3 - Overtaking under Safety Car conditions
Published on 21-04-2024 13:48 CET

https://t.co/bzzNjKqKaF
#F1 #Formula1 #FIA

Twitter · Apr 21, 2024, 11:48 AM

yea

[amber ruin]

Who got driver of the day today?

[sharp veldt]

LN4

[amber ruin]

YAY

[hard scroll]

I could've sworn Hamilton and Gasly also 'raced' under safety car

[sharp veldt]

haas

💀💀

this is also the same fia who gave lance 2 penalty points for literally an act of terrorism while nando got 3 pts for the sprint incident with carlos iirc

[feral flame]

how many secs ahead was max over lando on the final lap?

[teal finch]

The gp was crazy

[sharp veldt]

13.99?

yea like idk what they were expecting him to do

[feral flame]

ah so similar to his gap over Hamilton in Sprint, hmm Mclaren upgrades better hurry up

[stiff bough]

It was a lot closer gap than they should've been

Max was over 30 seconds ahead of Perez by the time the VSC came out

[sharp veldt]

yea

i like how lance gets 2 penalty points + 10 sec penalty

while danny ric gets 3 grid place penalty + 2 penalty points

[slim chasm]

yeah he was

[compact pewter]

WHAT?

[sharp veldt]

same penalty as sargeant btw

[snow swan]

bro the miami gp is midnight my time