monaco-gp

[green falcon]

i guess they had a skill issue with wet/inter tyres

[formal skiff]

Alonso se va a retirar sin ganar una carrera

[green falcon]

he's in through 2028

[slim chasm]

yes

[sand storm]

oh interesting

cool

[formal skiff]

im guessing theyre keeping Perez as well

[green falcon]

said it himself, he likes the team a lot and they keep providing him the best equipment and support

[green falcon]

there are negotiations on the 2025 contract for sainz rn

[formal skiff]

genuinely i dont see a reason for Verstappen to leave RB

[green falcon]

honestly i REALLY hope it happens

[formal skiff]

RB boys back together 👀

[green falcon]

not bc of checo getting out

VERY not bc of that

i'd be sad

but

[grave path]

So he's going to be a 8x wc

[green falcon]

sainz deserves the car with wings

[stiff bough]

But Red Bull also said they 'cannot beat or match' Audi's offer

[bleak lava]

Sainz could go the mm93 route and take less money in exchange for race wins 🤷🏻‍♀️

[green falcon]

im gonna buy red bull stocks until they can🥺

[formal skiff]

bro's gonna take the best offer most likely

[snow swan]

El nano es una bala

Azul que sin cañon

Dispara en un circuito

[stiff bough]

English please

[snow swan]

Directo al corazón

[snow swan]

Spanish please

[somber sparrow]

lmfao

[snow swan]

El nano no es humano

El nano es inmortal

[stiff bough]

No, we're an English speaking server.

[green falcon]

BRO🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

[snow swan]

And where I can found the Spanish server?

[green falcon]

i read that in checo's voice💀

[snow swan]

❤️ FERNANDO ALONSO ❤️

[tawdry kettle]

😂

[green falcon]

BEST ROOKIE AND YOUNGEST DRIVER OF F1 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[snow swan]

Hamilton 🤮🤮🤮

[green falcon]

dude not cool

we like all drivers here

[snow swan]

Nah

Is a joke

But where I can found the server in Spanish

??

[green falcon]

no idea

[tawdry kettle]

Dunno

[green falcon]

im reading your messages in carlos' voice now

[formal skiff]

no hay uno de espanol

[green falcon]

non-negotiable

[formal skiff]

fuck my spanish writing skills are rusty af

[snow swan]

Mierda

[fading hill]

buenos noches

(i learnt that from lando)

[green falcon]

my latin is better than my spanish💀

[green falcon]

the only thing i learned from lando is

ITS FRIDAY THEEEEEEEEEEN

ITS SATURDAY SUNDAY

[fading hill]

WHATTT

IS FRIDAY THEN

[formal skiff]

Spanish is my first language and yet my grammar sucks ass

[fading hill]

IS SATURDAY SUNDAY WHATT

[grave path]

How common is the name fernando alonso?

[fading hill]

not commin

common*

[formal skiff]

ive met ppl with both names yet never both at the same time

[old rivet]

Maybe he is comming

[fading hill]

becoz fernando alonso is the one and only

[grave path]

Damn I heard people say it's like the name John Smith here

[green falcon]

i got an automod time out💀

[fading hill]

SIGMA

[formal skiff]

LMAO

[fading hill]

lmao

[green falcon]

didnt even let me say the

[tawdry kettle]

Im sigmalonso

[coarse obsidian]

I hope that Carlos goes to Audi and not RB.

[formal skiff]

must be a Spain thing

[old rivet]

Helmut already said they were outbid by Audi

[tawdry kettle]

Downfall

[formal skiff]

Yeah Sainz to RB wouldn't be a shocker imo

[green falcon]

okay

another one

💀

[snow swan]

El nano es una bala
Azul que sin cañon
Dispara en un circuito
Directo al corazón

El nano no es humano
El nano es inmortal
Y sale en las revistas
Junto a hulk y superman

El nano es un gigante
En un cuerpo de mortal
Y nadie le echa el guante
Nadie le puede alcanzaaar

El nano aeee
El nano aooo

No quiero a Barrichelo
A Schumacher ni al Button
Por que es el nano
Quien llena a todos de ilusión

❤️ FERNANDO ALONSO ❤️

THE BEST

[fading hill]

alr guys time to put this in google translate and understand this song/poem

[snow swan]

Is a song to Fernando Alonso in 2006

[green falcon]

okay

this was like

my third or fourth 1min autotimeout

[fluid yew]

me watching sprint quali

[green falcon]

for literally using the hashtag sign while talking

[fluid yew]

why is the grass on fire

[green falcon]

lemme js

ITS FRIDAY THEEEN

okay no

[formal skiff]

dude what are u saying to get timed out lmao

[snow swan]

What time is in England??

[green falcon]

how do i get this kind of text

without making it liek

like*

big

[slim chasm]

not wet enough, not dry enough

[snow swan]

What lmao mean?

[slim chasm]

so it combust

[fading hill]

'* *' do this

[green falcon]

uhh what

like

• bruh *

no

[formal skiff]

double * together

like this

[green falcon]

not this

[formal skiff]

oh

uhh

[fading hill]

this

[somber sparrow]

its a person

[green falcon]

this^

[fading hill]

'##' try this

[green falcon]

##ITS FRIDAY THEEEEN##

[fading hill]

only at the start

[green falcon]

okay

[somber sparrow]

##SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAT

[green falcon]

perchance

ITS SATURDAY SUNDAY WHAT

[fading hill]

yes

[green falcon]

yippee

[coarse obsidian]

Someone lit a match

[snow swan]

Who is lmao?

[green falcon]

its fernando's cousin

[snow swan]

I have the 14 of Alonso now

[green falcon]

he passed away from ligma in 2019

[snow swan]

No

[native violet]

the fire at turn 7 was caused by lance strolls smouldering gaze

[green falcon]

🙏🕊️

[timid yoke]

landough norways

[green falcon]

rip lmao

anyways

[snow swan]

In the previous race there was a robbery by russell who blamed Fernando Alonso when he did nothing and was penalized with 20 seconds

[green falcon]

if bearman wins the F2 drivers championship

[somber sparrow]

legendary internet sensation

[green falcon]

can he compete in F1

and what team would you like to see him in

honestly a bearman 2026 contract for audi would go HARD

[somber sparrow]

meh

[green falcon]

what, would you rather he go to mercedes?

[snow swan]

Fuck russell

[green falcon]

:(

russell is cool

we like russell

its just that the 20sec penalty wasnt cool

[snow swan]

Obviously

[mighty swallow]

no we do not

[fluid yew]

am i the only one who gets a bit dizzy watching onboard thru turn 1/2?

[green falcon]

yes we do >:(

russell is a funny driver

he did the funny danceoff pose in the 2023 intro

he also probably looks cool in a turtleneck

[somber sparrow]

fuck george russell all my homies hate russell

[green falcon]

your homies have a gc without you in it

and it shows why

we like all f1 drivers here

and some f2-f4/fe drivers

like bearman

[mighty swallow]

i’m sorry but this is not true

[grizzled leaf]

frfr

[mighty swallow]

oh they joined yesterday

yeah that explains it

[green falcon]

discrimination:(

[jade mural]

Congrats @green falcon, you're now on lap 5

[green falcon]

i came here to talk with cool people about cool people with cool cars

why does everyone hate russell

[fleet zenith]

Do we think Lewis will drop back tomorrow

[green falcon]

did he kick a baby or something

[snow swan]

he did exactly that

i got video footage

[somber sparrow]

whats your favourite team

[somber sparrow]

dm

[mighty swallow]

bc he acts like a stuck up prick (no he did not kick a baby)

[green falcon]

you guys are not cool

[snow swan]

done

[green falcon]

red bull

[mighty swallow]

i don’t think you’ve watched a race

[green falcon]

i like the fast thing

the uhh

the thigamajig

[somber sparrow]

yeah lmfao

[green falcon]

the vroom

[green falcon]

i started watching this season

why are you gatekeeping shit

[snow swan]

the vroom 💀

[green falcon]

it is the vroom though

the big wroom with a hole for a person to fit in and an anti neck break circle

[somber sparrow]

more like nyoom

[green falcon]

we prefer the vroom here.

[timid yoke]

15:30

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/what-damage-do-you-have-lando-lando-norris-talent-lando-norris-gif-24430231

[timid yoke]

half past 3 pm

[somber sparrow]

yes but

VROOM 🏎️ fine

[timid yoke]

vroom

[somber sparrow]

broom

[green falcon]

anyways

i like russell

[timid yoke]

hi mint

[green falcon]

he is uhh

he looks cool

[somber sparrow]

hello there

visa cash app

[green falcon]

im about to stop the session of the circulation of blood in your arteries

[timid yoke]

rb (rythm and blues)

[timid yoke]

racing bulls? nah what are those

[timid yoke]

DUCKI WHAT

ducki no

ducki there is another option other than violence

what if you impone your superiority

[snow swan]

you’re organs look very healthy careful or they may end up online

[somber sparrow]

lmfao

[timid yoke]

😦

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/side-up-and-down-lando-norris-gif-15833371

[timid yoke]

this char is so chinese gp

[somber sparrow]

ITS FRIDAY THEN

what in the fuck

[timid yoke]

moving up and down side to side like a rollercoaster🔥🔥

[green falcon]

already sold a kidney to buy enough stocks of red bull to give them enough money to get sainz on for 2025

(failed)

[timid yoke]

ive listneed to this song like lots of times these days

[green falcon]

(will sell like 3 more to see if it works this time)

[snow swan]

you have one more ready for packaging and processing

[timid yoke]

physics?

[mighty swallow]

you what

[timid yoke]

wooo physics

[somber sparrow]

boo

[green falcon]

physicssssssssss

[mighty swallow]

shit

[green falcon]

we like physics

[mighty swallow]

forgot to reply

[snow swan]

arrow car go vrooooom

[somber sparrow]

math better

[timid yoke]

us physicsing in chinese gp channel

[somber sparrow]

vector go vroom

[green falcon]

nuh uh

vector of weight and lift go vroom

[timid yoke]

ive seen many f1 related problems on my physics textbook

[somber sparrow]

physics is just math

[green falcon]

(aerodynamics)

[green falcon]

BUT BETTER

AND 3D

[somber sparrow]

NO

[coarse obsidian]

Is Logan the American version of Latifi?

[green falcon]

yes

[snow swan]

aerodynamic vehicle go mvrrrrrroooo

[cyan saffron]

no

[somber sparrow]

i got a physics questionon kimi once

[green falcon]

therefore
physics = cooler

[timid yoke]

i like physics but this last one test i did uhh lets not talk about it

[timid yoke]

fr??

wow

[cyan saffron]

Logan has talent which Latifi hasn't.

[coarse obsidian]

Better right

[timid yoke]

ive got one in which you had to calculate a f1 cars force based on the second dynamics law

[green falcon]

wdymmmm when god made goatifi he gave him all the talent but he decided to give some to other drivers

[snow swan]

how you get McLaren role 😞

[coarse obsidian]

Oh you mean the points that Logan has and placed 20th for the Sprint.

[timid yoke]

wdym

[timid yoke]

you go in channels and roles

.roles

wtf

[silk oxide]

latifi is better driver

[timid yoke]

nvm doesnt work

[cyan saffron]

.getroles

[jade mural]

How to get roles:

Follow the image below to the left sidebar of Discord to open the roles page and choose which apply to you.

Alternatively, you can follow this link to the correct role channel: id:customize

[timid yoke]

thanks🙏

[timid yoke]

he mclarend omg

[snow swan]

thanks 🙏

[timid yoke]

np

[snow swan]

I’M MOVING UP AND DOWN SIDE TO SIDE LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER

[timid yoke]

thank monsieur goatyu too

[green falcon]

guys

i have a question

why is mclaren orange now

[snow swan]

bless you my child

[green falcon]

they were like

white and a bit of red

[snow swan]

inflation

[green falcon]

like way back

[somber sparrow]

papaya

[snow swan]

global warming

[green falcon]

and now they are orange

why did they change color

same question for mercedes

[reef kernel]

Gang

[somber sparrow]

grr

[snow swan]

lmao

[green falcon]

but

[reef kernel]

Is my name red???

[green falcon]

senna car isnt angery

[reef kernel]

it is

[green falcon]

its cool asf

[somber sparrow]

yeah

[somber sparrow]

mp 4/4?

[green falcon]

the cool one

idr the name

[somber sparrow]

its ok you'll learn

[timid yoke]

bc orange is chill

red is mad

[green falcon]

yes

4/4

[somber sparrow]

YEAH

[green falcon]

the goated one

i got the lego set of senna's car

[timid yoke]

uu

[green falcon]

it looks awesome on my shelf

you even get a little plaque with a senna minifig

and a cool quote from senna

[timid yoke]

yes

s

[timid yoke]

i intended putting 2 s to emphasize but that didnt end well

[green falcon]

?????

[somber sparrow]

i love the lotus e20

[green falcon]

ohhhh

yeah

i guess

but it still looks very cool

[timid yoke]

gonna change my roles rq🏃🏃💨💨

[green falcon]

and also are you really gonna mald over a big tyre

[somber sparrow]

go go go

[green falcon]

im not

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

[timid yoke]

the song from vultures

carnival

[green falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-meme-sus-gif-22806251

[reef kernel]

thanks

[timid yoke]

the ferrari movie was fire

tho

anyways

[somber sparrow]

no

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-skull-ok-cool-thanks-nice-one-gif-1707208543940884356

[timid yoke]

what happened to the aston martins all of a sufdne

[somber sparrow]

my sunshine

[green falcon]

what in the unholy meatball sauce is this

why the nose so high

where halo

[somber sparrow]

the greatest f1 livery imo and it had a terrifying yet soothing sound

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-xbox-microsoft-video-game-gif-18321271874606772609

[green falcon]

okay yes this looks very cool

[timid yoke]

uhh i mean there were people getting cut their head off at the millemiglia when deportago did the accident but yeah

[green falcon]

okay yes this is very cool

[somber sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekYR4swUn4I

[somber sparrow]

its a loud sound fyi

[somber sparrow]

uh

[timid yoke]

me when i remember i have maths or physics tests

[green falcon]

the accelerating sound in the beginning of the video sounds like the first 4 notes of gimme gimme gimme

[timid yoke]

uhh lets forget about that

[somber sparrow]

A MAN or a

[green falcon]

and the revving while stationary sounds like an aircraft autocannon

[timid yoke]

the first two sounded like a song or smth

[somber sparrow]

cant relate

[timid yoke]

😦

[green falcon]

i just cant decide if its the GAU-8A Avenger or M61 Vulcan

basically the same cannon

but the GAU-8 is a 30mm and the M61 is a 20mm

[somber sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urzSmT1SXiE

this is fire too

[green falcon]

one goes BRRRRRRRRRRRT the other goes BRZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT

[green falcon]

dude was so young wtf

like no fernando rookie memes

[timid yoke]

help fr

[green falcon]

im not used to him being that young

[timid yoke]

smol

[somber sparrow]

fine

[green falcon]

no i mean its ok to meme that

but

im talking outside of them

[somber sparrow]

i get what you mean

yeah

[green falcon]

dude was so young back then

[somber sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr4zb-HHZs4

[green falcon]

i saw this one and i love it

[gleaming dagger]

Norris on pole?!

[somber sparrow]

i got one for the renault exhaust playing god save the queen

[gleaming dagger]

Well well well.

[green falcon]

better singing voice than half of my class

[green falcon]

send

[somber sparrow]

more than half

[green falcon]

yes🗣️

[somber sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXwWbo_mX0

[green falcon]

dudeeeeeee

the lotus happy birthday one

sounds like a metal guitar

but if it could sing

instead of guitar

[somber sparrow]

metal guitars do sing wdym

[green falcon]

pure soul mending material

[green falcon]

i mean

[somber sparrow]

they're calming af the engines i mean

[green falcon]

even more sing

[timid yoke]

sounds like a very earrape happy birthday sang by someone

i love it

[green falcon]

i love funny looking cars that go vroom and zoom

[wheat shell]

can’t wait for max p1 in one lap

[somber sparrow]

ong

[green falcon]

one turn*

[green falcon]

WTF THIS IS SO ON POINT

[somber sparrow]

real

[timid yoke]

i love singing engines

[green falcon]

im a sainz fan, sure

and i love fernando

leclerc is also really cool

[timid yoke]

at the start he did like an angry cats noise

[green falcon]

but when i see max obliterating everything

[somber sparrow]

was with you until this

[green falcon]

WHY

[timid yoke]

fr

[green falcon]

LECLERC HAS ICE CREAM

[timid yoke]

I HAVR TO TASTE IT

[somber sparrow]

ONLY IN ITALY

[calm bear]

hi

[green falcon]

WE'RE GOING TO MILAN

[timid yoke]

but im sick atm

[calm bear]

????

[timid yoke]

so i cant eat it yet

[green falcon]

imagine not liking leclerc

theres a tank irl called char leclerc

[calm bear]

fr

[somber sparrow]

you still have the flu?

[timid yoke]

didnt go and buy it yet bc og this

but ill try

[timid yoke]

yeah bro😭😭

[calm bear]

hes literally the nicest driver 😭

[somber sparrow]

damn gws

[timid yoke]

thanks

[somber sparrow]

i just dont like him for some reason

[timid yoke]

ill give y’all the review of the lec icecream when i get better

[calm bear]

why 💀

[timid yoke]

dw

[calm bear]

how could u not like charles

[calm bear]

im going to milan in august 🤩

for monza

hope to try it then ✨

[somber sparrow]

LUCKY

[timid yoke]

wooo

[calm bear]

hhhh

[calm bear]

hhhhhhhh

[green falcon]

F1 official ice cream? leclerc
F1 official liquor? hamilton

[timid yoke]

its only in some supermarkets tho

[calm bear]

yh

we will find

he will probably expand by then

[green falcon]

we need official fernando alonso cologne

or something

[timid yoke]

yeah

[calm bear]

lewis has liquor????

how tf i not know

[timid yoke]

they said so

[green falcon]

YEAHHHHHH

[somber sparrow]

we gonna pull with that shi

[timid yoke]

fr???

omg

[calm bear]

also danny ric has wine 🗣️

[green falcon]

HE HAS LIQUORRRRRR

[somber sparrow]

he did like a whole pr stunt with it

[calm bear]

what type

[green falcon]

I HAVE NO IDEA

HE JUST HAS ALCOHOL

[calm bear]

💀

[green falcon]

RAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[calm bear]

isnt lewis vegan

how does he not fall asleep every race

[somber sparrow]

because he isnt little lando

[timid yoke]

lewis feels like a very liquor person

[green falcon]

yeah he is but he has alcohol

[sweet apex]

If lando doesn’t win I give up

[calm bear]

lando was literally the only one apart from max not dying after qatar last year tbh hes more of a warrior than ppl think

[green falcon]

wait no

[calm bear]

trains a lot

hes pretty strong

[somber sparrow]

max will probably win

[green falcon]

its non alcoholic

[sweet apex]

Don’t even 😭

[rare trellis]

What going on

[somber sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lando-norris-sleepy-asleep-gif-26751595

[calm bear]

LANDOOOO

[green falcon]

so

[somber sparrow]

war

[green falcon]

"Almave: Non-Alcoholic Blue Agave Spirits from Jalisco"

[calm bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-vettel-vettel-red-bull-2013-seb-gif-23653549

[green falcon]

is the first google search result

[calm bear]

🙏

[green falcon]

for almave

[rare trellis]

Against who

[green falcon]

real seb moment

[somber sparrow]

charles leclerc

[calm bear]

🤩

[green falcon]

no

we like charles

[rare trellis]

Oh what did buddy do now

[green falcon]

charles is cool

[calm bear]

tf

tf my boy do 😭

[green falcon]

he just doesnt like him

dw

he a bit silly

[somber sparrow]

oyy

[green falcon]

"OI WATCH IT SPACEMAN" lookin ahh😭

[rare trellis]

Oh Charles is baby tho 😭

[somber sparrow]

fr hes so talentless

[rare trellis]

I didn't mean baby like that

[green falcon]

so's your mom

:(

[somber sparrow]

well i

[rare trellis]

Oop

[somber sparrow]

wow what an amazing joke

[green falcon]

only the best for the best of opinions

[somber sparrow]

🫡 🫡

[green falcon]

not liking charles leclerc

is a war crime

he looks cool asf

he fast asf

[somber sparrow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no

[green falcon]

he has ice cream

[rare trellis]

wanna know who the best two race car drivers in the world are

It's proven facts too

[timid yoke]

hell yeah

[green falcon]

HELL YEAH INDEED

[timid yoke]

with low calories

[green falcon]

he's also a real athlete

[timid yoke]

im a high performance athlete

[somber sparrow]

genuine?

[timid yoke]

athlete sweat

[somber sparrow]

no you're not kika

[green falcon]

kikiki

[timid yoke]

sweat sweat baby

[rare trellis]

😢

[green falcon]

rrrrrrrah

[somber sparrow]

fr

[green falcon]

sweat sweat

[timid yoke]

ki ki ra sweat sweat toot toot

[green falcon]

📢📢

[timid yoke]

for them athletes like us🙏🙏

[somber sparrow]

charles is good im joking obvioulsy

[green falcon]

yeah actually

[somber sparrow]

oh damn

[green falcon]

its a low calorie ice cream

[lusty hull]

was there eventually a reason for the fires on the grass or was it still unknown

[green falcon]

if i ever go to milan im stocking up

[somber sparrow]

any idea about the macros like the exact number and shit

[green falcon]

not rly

i know its like 400kcal per uhh thing

[timid yoke]

hell yea

[green falcon]

small plastic bucket thingy

400kcal

[timid yoke]

per barattolo

as we say in italian

[green falcon]

very low for ice cream from what i understood

[rare trellis]

Take me with you

[timid yoke]

mhmm

[rare trellis]

It's faster stocking up with two people

[timid yoke]

guys if u come to italy ill guide you to the supermarkets

[rare trellis]

I'll be down in bologna

Two or three years from now

[green falcon]

nah we're coming with barbie

[rare trellis]

We all pitch in on plane tickets right or is Barbie paying

I'm down for Barbie payin

[timid yoke]

babrie

[green falcon]

if my best friend does indeed go to italy in a few years idc whats going on in my life im coming with her

[green falcon]

no

[somber sparrow]

lmfao

[green falcon]

we pay

[timid yoke]

yeahhh

[rare trellis]

😭

[green falcon]

but barbie buys the tickets for us

and we pay barbie back

[rare trellis]

With kindness?

And iou

[timid yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-margot-robbie-drive-singing-vibing-gif-12637708414861649692

[green falcon]

if you dont have the money and arent in a good situation

sure

👍

[snow swan]

Poor Lando may lead 2 laps before Max pull some shit and take the lead.

[green falcon]

im getting the ice cream idfc

[solemn remnant]

Sign me for the Barbie team, I have a 10 min lap in silver stone (fastest lap)

[somber sparrow]

1 lap maximum

[green falcon]

she wants to be a barber hairdresser nail person thing

i want LEC ice cream

[rare trellis]

Hmm nah I can pay just might take 1-2 years plane tickets from when I am to Italy is too expensive for no reason

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-walk-bat-crawl-cute-bat-funny-bat-gif-14614817639001609412

[somber sparrow]

same im gonna go to italy this summer with my mate

[rare trellis]

Batman

[somber sparrow]

hes going to italy and belgium

[green falcon]

mint

hear me out

we wait a few years

[solemn remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-rising-revengance-good-gif-25217267

[green falcon]

and then

[somber sparrow]

we go together

alright ducki

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-half-life-half-life-2-gif-1461397320868472840

[snow swan]

I hope, it'll rain , So the RB 20 got minimal advantage

[somber sparrow]

yeah

[green falcon]

verstapperina, barbie, you and i

[rare trellis]

Group travel

[somber sparrow]

done bro

[solemn remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-love-gif-4507643699971370149

[green falcon]

and if we encounter somebody along the way we take them too

[somber sparrow]

lmfao ok

kika you're paying

[timid yoke]

no i aint

[green falcon]

ICECREAM CRUSADERS 🗣️

[timid yoke]

hell yeah

[somber sparrow]

yeah you are

[rare trellis]

But I'm lactose intolerant 😭

[timid yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-stardust-gif-19603236

[somber sparrow]

AHAHAHA

[green falcon]

WE'RE GONNA ASK LECLERC TO PRETTY PLEASE WITH CARAMEL, WHIPPED CREAM AND A CHERRY MAKE A LACTOSE FREE VERSION FOR YOU🗣️

[rare trellis]

Oh it's a leclerc ice cream let's goooooo

I'll make the sacrifice for leclerc

[somber sparrow]

what did you think it was 💀

[rare trellis]

Regular Italian ice cream 😭

[green falcon]

bro thought we're going down to italy for fucking ben and jerrys

😭

[somber sparrow]

lmfao

fucking gelato ahh

[rare trellis]

😭

[green falcon]

better yet

we also go to lewis' restaurant

[rare trellis]

Bro has a restaurant

[timid yoke]

uhh me too

[timid yoke]

doenst matter

[rare trellis]

Twinssss

[timid yoke]

we dont have ben and jerrys

[rare trellis]

I gotta dip like fries and ice cream cya

[somber sparrow]

do yall get the fucking mcdonals icecream

they always out fr

[timid yoke]

i do

[somber sparrow]

damn

[timid yoke]

and my stomach makes me regret it everytime

but im a masochist

[green falcon]

we do

[timid yoke]

and it only costs 1 euro

[somber sparrow]

damn

[green falcon]

damn

[somber sparrow]

that's crazy

[green falcon]

that's wild

[somber sparrow]

insane ong

[green falcon]

incredible fr

@somber sparrow

do we stop now

[somber sparrow]

yes we cant spam

[green falcon]

alr

no i mean in the dm

[toxic siren]

Good.

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-lol-hehehe-gif-5441436

[wet sequoia]

Evil woman 😈

[willow wyvern]

Why has the red bull rear wing got red bull instead of bybit now

[green falcon]

maybe bybit stopped sponsoring

¯_(ツ)_/¯

anyways

RB20 (Max Verstappen) vs F-16C (reanimated Chuck Yeager)

what yall think is faster

[slim chasm]

bybit is banned in China

[silk oxide]

F-16C is disaster in low speed corner

[green falcon]

shit the DRS on it is good though

also consider it's Chuck

the dude knows his maneuvers

[atomic grove]

What happened during Sprint Quali?

[fossil horizon]

lando lap time got deleted then reinstated

[atomic grove]

Why?

[fossil horizon]

why it got deleted or reinstated?

[green falcon]

they messed up

[fossil horizon]

both?

[green falcon]

both

first deleted then reinstated

[atomic grove]

Both

[fossil horizon]

so

lando went off on the last corner

[green falcon]

yeah

but it wasnt the pole lap

[fossil horizon]

and that ment that this lap time and the next lap time gets deleted

[green falcon]

they deduced the wrong lap

[fossil horizon]

they followed the right rule

[green falcon]

they meant to deduce the lap he went off on

[atomic grove]

I should start watching the spring qualis.

[green falcon]

and then accidentally deduced the pole lap

[snow swan]

lewis got robbed today

[green falcon]

nah i think in sprint they only deduce the lap youre going in

[fossil horizon]

if u go off last corner if deleted the lap u went off and the next lap

[snow swan]

if the fia are gonna pushing everyone over white lines be fucking consistent

[fossil horizon]

but

mclaren argued that

[snow swan]

it doesnt matter that he lost time

lmao

[fossil horizon]

lando didnt get advantage from going off so it was reinstated

[snow swan]

if they r gonna do that they can do the same for every driver

but they didnt of course

[fossil horizon]

well mclaren appealed it and it worked

[snow swan]

which is bullshit because it has happened many times before where they didnt gain an advantage

and it was penalised

inconsistent fia at it again

as much as i hate to say it pewis pimilton was tobbed

robbed

[fossil horizon]

well

[cyan saffron]

not in China though

[fossil horizon]

its every track

[cyan saffron]

In the race directors notes it's states out that for track limits on the last corner, only the current lap gets invalidated and not the next lap as well.

[sharp inlet]

The only consistent thing about FIA is the inconsistency lol

[cyan saffron]

nope

In China it isn't.

As I just explained.

[snow swan]

real

[graceful rock]

Yall I just woke up and missed the whole thing-
BUT STROLLF P1?!

[hallow mauve]

Not gonna lie lot’s of the F1 enginerer sounding people here are very similar too the Air Combat Enginers lol

[snow swan]

stroll got knocked out in sq2

lmao

[cyan saffron]

in FP yes

[graceful rock]

aaaaa

[hallow mauve]

I hope we see a J-20 Flyover and China’s new stealth bomber

[snow swan]

people using this as an excuse to call max a car merchan is so funny

[cyan saffron]

for real

[snow swan]

lewis hamilton +5 to lance stroll

in the same conditions

[reef brook]

When he took pole?

[snow swan]

what

[reef brook]

Where was this? Turkey?

[cyan saffron]

Turkey 2020

[mild ginkgo]

now u can see who the best drivers are when car doesn t matter in the wet 🙂

[snow swan]

lmfao

albon better than lewis hamilton

so is stroll by 5 seconds

also ricciardo and sergio perez!

"but but but thats different"

[covert lava]

what's the point scoring system for sprint

P1 gets 10 points while p10 gets 1 point?

[fading stream]

ain’t no way lance won

[snow swan]

qualifying

im just proving his point stupid

[snow swan]

1-8 i think

10-8-6-54321

[hallow mauve]

Now we just need the Russia GP back

[snow swan]

8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

[toxic radish]

Top 8 get points, as mentioned in the message above

Also i noticed the Red Bull didnt have Bybit on it in FP1

[cyan saffron]

Yes because it's banned in China.

Crypto is banned in China.

[toxic radish]

i somehow like the red bull on the rear wing

[cyan saffron]

McLaren also has DP World instead of OKX on the rear wing.

[toxic radish]

having red bull on the rear wing looks a lot like older red bull liveries

Lile the 16 and 17 red bulls

[clear badger]

Aston Martins livery is the most sexy imo

No bias

[proud mural]

Does anyone here play the F1 fantasy thing?

[gleaming dagger]

8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 from P1-P8, no points for fastest lap.

[vague ember]

Is the sprint just for points this type?

Time?

Tru…..

[analog verge]

Bah wrong channel for my vent, but yeah sprint is just for points

[lost vector]

That sux

If it was for position then people at the back would try to get a better position for the race to score more points

[vague ember]

Brih thats stooooo id

[sweet rover]

what r ur race predictions?

[sudden star]

Verstappen in 1st by lap 6

Lando sells turn 1

hamilton will get passed by alonso and complain on the radio about the car

Once again

And sainz continues to slap around leclerc

😄

oh and sargeant hits a wall

[sweet apex]

lol yea

[solid ocean]

So I’m seeing the shit ricarrdo fans calling yuki shit after a sprint qualifying

Only getting p14 aswell hilarious

[cyan saffron]

for real

He beats Yuki once and all of a sudden Yuki is the one who's washed smh.

[steel arch]

I like that Yuki doesn't care about positions, back in japan he still had a good time even tho he got a not so good pos

[compact pewter]

Leclerc
Sainz
Verstappen

[compact pewter]

They forgot that Danny put F1 in Deep Trouble at Suzuka

[sweet rover]

so verstappen 1 sainz 2 an leclerc 3?

[compact pewter]

Leclerc 1
Sainz 2
Verstappen 3

[tawny chasm]

alonso 4 perez 5

[hollow moat]

🫤

[gaunt forge]

Do points in the sprint count in the actual rankings?

[cyan saffron]

yes

[tall pagoda]

iirc they use the old points system for sprints

[dense sequoia]

Didnt lance come 1 in spirit qualifying ?

[dim dock]

nah, fp1

[snow swan]

Ricciardo's still washed in my eyes

[austere pagoda]

logan sargeant

[fast fable]

Dry cleaned.

[formal skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-sargeant-f1-williams-racing-gif-7039374209630046904

[raven mist]

Yeah he’s P1 in the Sprint Quali

Initially he should’ve not been P1 and that’s Hamilton instead because he went off the track, but for some weird reason it was reinstated

[fast fable]

*Lando, not Lance.

[raven mist]

Oh fuck mb

Lance was P1 in FP1

But in sprint it’s LanDO Norris

[formal skiff]

the lans

[snow swan]

It wasn't weird that it was reinstated it was weird that it got deleted in the first place

Cause max literally did the same and his time didn't get deleted

Also he didn't gain anything why would it get deleted

[formal skiff]

oh fuck i thought that was the other John

the FIA makes little to no sense most of the time

(im being dramatic ofc)

[snow swan]

Yeah but saying it doesn't make sense that it was reinstated is kinda...

[raven mist]

Well, a bit odd

[snow swan]

How

[raven mist]

Idek what word to use for that

[fast fable]

Wild, but happens. It's a human thing. Good thing no losses have been incurred by that.

Except the 'bogus claims' by some LH fans.

[raven mist]

Man the FIA just confuses me every single time with their shenanigans

[formal skiff]

its hard to find the word that describes the confusion the FIA brings

[snow swan]

The only odd thing they did was them deleting landos time and leaving maxs time

[fast fable]

ConFIAsion.

[formal skiff]

lmao

[raven mist]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[raven mist]

Yeah confusing af

Especially, again, Max did the exact same thing

[runic minnow]

you think max completely missing the corner helped him in anyway

[snow swan]

does anyone have the probabity of rain during the sprint & race?

[runic minnow]

80% in sprint

idk about race

[snow swan]

thank you

[stiff bough]

Lando going off track happened before his final run

Normally you invalidate both your current and next lap if you extend coming out of the final corner, but that's not the case for this weekend

So Lando's actual final flying lap had no track limits violations

[signal knoll]

When's the race

[signal knoll]

Is the race tmmrw?

[raven mist]

Hmm I see then

[raven mist]

No, it’s a Sunday as usual

[signal knoll]

Oh right

[raven mist]

Not a Saturday like Bahrain or Jeddah

[signal knoll]

Wait

[forest dock]

Sprint and qualifying for the GP tomorrow

[signal knoll]

Ooooh

[raven mist]

Same with 2025

[signal knoll]

So what's all this about Lando?

[raven mist]

Every single race except for Vegas is a Sunday

[warped wren]

Idk but he was p1 in sprint

[signal knoll]

Oh

[raven mist]

Just about his time somehow being deleted when he went off track, but then got reinstated later on

[signal knoll]

Oh

[raven mist]

Wasn’t even helped by the fact of how it was portrayed

[solid ocean]

Danny ric fans after he outqualifys yuki in p14
Yuki washed even though he has 7 points

wtf

[raven mist]

It ended up confusing ppl a lot

Max also did the same thing

[signal knoll]

What if lando wins China????

[raven mist]

But his time did not get deleted

[forest dock]

It shouldn't have been deleted in first place FIA didn't know the own rules that's basically what happened.

[raven mist]

Which is actually right

[warped wren]

Would be cool

[signal knoll]

I'm a verstappen fan and I wouldn't be upset if Lando won

[raven mist]

Whereas Norris’ time getting deleted was wrong as hell

[warped wren]

Fr

[raven mist]

Exactly

[warped wren]

Lando next pole

[forest dock]

Mclaren is very slow on straight so they will get scrwed as soon as drs is available

[signal knoll]

Ngl I kinda hope that Lando wins this race

[warped wren]

Same

[signal knoll]

I would be so happy

[warped wren]

Me too

[signal knoll]

Even if verstappen places 2nd or 3rd

[warped wren]

Yeah

[raven mist]

Me too

Hope the result might be like this actually

Even if I’m delulu af

[warped wren]

Yeah

REAL

[forest dock]

It will be dry tomorrow so back to Red Bull 1-2

[trail lake]

So lando got a sprint win?

[warped wren]

Yes

[snow swan]

You think lando hitting the gravel helped him in anyway?

[raven mist]

Yep Lando got a sprint win

[forest dock]

Sprint pole*

[signal knoll]

Is that Lando's first win for something?

[warped wren]

No

[raven mist]

No

It does not count.

[frosty lark]

why are people confusing the Sprint Shootout Qualifying with a win

[livid breach]

sprint pole. he can get a sprint win tommorow

[solid ocean]

Fuck driver predictions I’m wondering how many fire outbreaks there will be

[livid breach]

lol no clue

[raven mist]

Sprint Quali is different from the ACTUAL Quali round

[signal knoll]

2 mins for verstappen...yikes

[livid breach]

tbf it was raining and he did go off a fair bit

[warped wren]

Yeah

[signal knoll]

Oh

Ig so then yeah

[raven mist]

I mean it was raining hard

[signal knoll]

Was it?

[raven mist]

I guess you did miss it after all

[forest dock]

Yeah he was like 1sec up before he went off would most likely be easy pole for him.

[signal knoll]

Dang

[livid breach]

looks like that red bull wasnt suited for the conditions

[raven mist]

But it was raining really hard

[signal knoll]

Yup

[livid breach]

yh

[raven mist]

Everyone struggled in a way with grip

Verstappen even said it’s like driving on ice

[cobalt dagger]

everyone's car is gonna mysteriously DNF except for Zhou

[raven mist]

And Leclerc did spun out but didn’t wreck his car

[cobalt dagger]

[warped wren]

[raven mist]

[signal knoll]

He's still gonna crash if that happens lol

[cobalt dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/xi-jinping-gif-24241864

[signal knoll]

LMFAO

[cobalt dagger]

[raven mist]

Nope it wasn’t

On the dry it’s definitely dominant

[signal knoll]

Yuh

Ooooo what if it rains

Oh wait nvm

[raven mist]

But I’m quite surprised to see Lando and Hamilton did really well

[signal knoll]

They'll just red flag it

[raven mist]

Like surprisingly well actually

[forest dock]

I think they went for dry setup so they will be very fast in sprint and GP,

[livid breach]

yh

[cobalt dagger]

yeah they rlly did surprise me

[livid breach]

found out in school lmao.

[signal knoll]

That aged well

Lol

[cobalt dagger]

but grats to them lol

[forest dock]

?

[cobalt dagger]

hope it's going well bro

[livid breach]

rain caught everyone off guard

[signal knoll]

Nvm

[signal knoll]

So it was dry then it rained?

[livid breach]

thx. 3 weeks till gcses soooooooooo ye

[livid breach]

ye

[raven mist]

Yes

[signal knoll]

Oooh

I didn't know

[raven mist]

It was dry on FP1

[livid breach]

end of sq2 it rained

[raven mist]

Then it started to turn rain onto Sprint

Yep

[signal knoll]

Ah

I see

[raven mist]

SQ1 was just gray skies and all

But starting from SQ2 onward, the whole track was soaked wet

[livid breach]

yh

[signal knoll]

Oh

[cobalt dagger]

ahh my friend's brother has those too, good luck with exams!

[livid breach]

thx

[signal knoll]

Rah

[urban ginkgo]

SQ1 was fire

[raven mist]

Ik

It’s been a while since we had a good race

But then when it starts raining when we’re going into SQ2 & 3, it was gonna be even better

And it did

[junior ermine]

What was the Lando lap drama again?

I skipped qualifying

[mental ingot]

woah lando p1

[north remnant]

That was for the sprint race tomorrow

[frozen kayak]

Track limits last turn.
Possibly gained advantage going into the next lap.
They cancelled his time then brought it back

Looked like he in fact got a few km/hs on that exit

hard to tell for sure

[junior ermine]

Well Hamilton P2

So idc really

Hope Lando goes well

[autumn niche]

What do yall predict landos position would be

[jade mural]

Congrats @autumn niche, you're now on lap 5

[hushed bison]

How many laps will the sprint have?

[surreal grotto]

i believe it’s 15

it’s 25% of a 57 lap race

[still forge]

Wait no

Sprints are 33%

So 19 i reckon

[hushed bison]

In the name of God, lando pls hold that position for the entire sprint

[still forge]

If it's wet he could manage something

[hushed bison]

Its dry af from now on as i saw

[still forge]

If it's dry yeah it's not looking good

Especially if McLaren gambled on a wet setup

[sand nebula]

if its dry max will school him no doubt about it

[unique otter]

even if its wet max still might have more pace

[sand nebula]

atm i can't put my money on any other driver then max

[still forge]

If it's dry and McLaren are as bad as they said
He'll lose out to both Redbulls and Sainz
I don't reckon Leclerc will get him because he starts P7 but who knows

[sand nebula]

in any given situation

[unique otter]

might have been more set up related for max than anything

perez might do well 🤷‍♂️

[hushed bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

[barren bronze]

max was sandbagging

[violet urchin]

I hope norris wins a race in china

[nimble pawn]

frrrrrrrrrrrrr

[soft mason]

Max not knowing how to drive in the wet was a surprise for sure

[dense coral]

Mclaren went for the wet setup v#?

[sand nebula]

it really was

i was expecting him to get pole

[soft mason]

It does show that hamilton has still got it

[sand nebula]

yea

like i said i got max winning sprint

[soft mason]

People say he's washed like suddenly he went from championship contender to being lapped by the leader within the space of a summer break

[sand nebula]

there's no reason why he can't

[sand nebula]

agreed