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His first time in China and the lap that got him briefly into p2 was โhorribleโ
Hear me out, in some weird turn of events this weekend. We hear the American national anthem.
from watching a luxembourgish content creator
Haas to win
sprint
Its afternoon for me
HULK GETS HIS FIRST PODIUM!!
easyyyy dubs for my glorious freedom king
I support this
he deserves it sm
P1 Logan P2 Perez P3 Hulk
wait when did they change it so that race quali is after the sprint race and sprint quali
Maiden Zhoudium bro
nah p2 stroll
you reckon?
P1 Zhou P2 Logan P3 Nico P4 Lance
That would actually fix the driver's standings
Stroll with P1 in Sprint Quali๐ซก
world destructor or world driver
Verstappen gonna blow a back tyre on sprint quali trynna do a push lap
Was their a reck or something
i read the script
Crazy p1 p2
all red bull family cars fail to set lap times and are not allowed to race in the sprint as per stewards discretion
dream come true
OSCARRRRR PIASTRIIIII
why did lando bail his lap?
McLaren teasing us lol
Lance P1 is crazy
didnt pitlane update him that he was pushing for p1? not that it matter since itโs practice but
lance stroll wins the chinese gp sprint race with hulkenberg and sargeant rounding out the podium. zhou guanyu barely misses the podium after a last lap overtake by sargeant demoting him to p4
if you are the fastest why take the extra cooldown lap.
ran intro gravel
DUDE THAT WOULD BE INSANE
this isnt ea
This is perfect
go back to writing fanfiction
I MISSED HALF THE RACE UGH
max verstappen then wins the main race with a 10 lap lead
fair
F1 heritage
Sigh, likely. He always sacs for practice
and as always albon rams the chassis straight after turn 4 at mach piss
ok so ill be able to watch the sprint race but not the quali
Guys I just realized i have free will therefore I will be staying up
mclaren double podium in shanghai after albon and sargeant collide on the long straight. fernando alonso comes in p4 after passing valtteri bottas and zhou guanyu scores a point at his home race coming in p8
lewis hamilton comes in p20
now do one where northrop grumman enters f1 with general electric
Iโm gonna try to watch sprint qualifying
debut next race
Stroll's dominance could bore fans
what time is spring quali
P18 if the Williams DNF
@weary egret liam lawson substituted for daniel ricciardo after the formation lap of the chinese gp bc helmut marko got tired of seeing ricciardo in the car
can we all agree that sainz in going p3 for the actual race
bro mightโve wrote the script ๐ญ๐ญ
no, he will probably be p5
homies takes know no Ls
LOL
i think heโs gonna have a strong sprint, leading into high momentum for race quali
accurate
Leclerc was looking immaculate tho
time for pierre to get floor upgrades
Not until Miami for Gasly
yea
considering how slow some of the corners here are, alonso and stroll could actually do something epic
BRO HOW IS STROLL FORST
he should get them though since it seems have worked well with ocon
I think chuck will start out perofrming him starting this weekend. lando might actully beat ferraris and red bulls will win.
alonso p19
He found the grip
Late minute run on softs
albon was crazy tho setting them fastest sects
The walk to my 7th period after finding out Alonsoโs retiring 2026 was devastating
had me reminiscing n shit
imagine he was trolling
i would too those regulations look like shit
did he said that or is that jist what people are saying?
Stroll 1st mad๐
but tbh yea f1 2026 regulations need to studied to see how the fuck they got so bad
STROLL GOING TO WIN IN CHINA
Just what people are saying lmao
i dont think leclerc is gonna out performing him this weekend at least, he had a really good practice but sainz was always in his trail
He's said nothing post 2026
No he said this is probably his last contract posted by f1 insta
nando said the aston contract is "probably my last contract"
VERSTAPPEN p20 in TWO DAYS ๐ฃ๏ธ
heโll sneak past him for sure
all they had to do was make the cars smaller but no they wanna be extra n shit
But we don't know how long that contract is lmao
Well, probably doesn't mean it is.
Till 2026
i think min until 2026
enjoy nando while we can
but prob a bit longer
They've never actually confirmed that it is 26
hopefully
Just a multi year deal
it is a gut feeling so I cant say for sure but something tells me this is the weekend chuck is firing on all cylinders again.
They just confirmed it goes into the new era.
i hv the feeling it's similar to lando and charles contracts
which year is that
2026
dang
So it's at minimum 2 years.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL END IN 26, JUST THAT IT'S MINIMUM
stroll p1 the fuck
yeah exactly
still we donโt know
lmfao
eggs actly
Only thing we know is it's not only for 2025.
why is that funny? its true. Most people were starting to be faster with new tires.
i wish Alonso never ages
died in 2018
Alonso will live forever
Your wish was always true
ages*
oh you meant like that, thought you meant as in he got better because itโs another race this year. as in heโs getting better because he has done a couple already this season
Remember what happend in Australia? Itโs the Carlos made in china
let em cook
heโs still smokin imo but he is getting older and less capable
I foresee the future he will always be the best rookie
Iโll tell my kids about Alonso
no... I think the car got better and that artificially inflated his performance.
fp1 is starting?
ended
yea itโs about to get your popcorn
stroll p1
I dont want him to retire as a rookie tho
im heading to school rn
no homo. Buuut
priorities
STROLL HOW FUCKING FAST
๐
bro mercedes
make this a sticker
I will watch quali in school ๐
didnt they change it so quali starts after the race?
I think ur missing only the Sprint quali at school
sprint quali
was one of the first to hotlap tbf so didn't benefit from full track rubber
how is p1 rn?
it endemd
stroll p1
Okay
1 to 5
No way, you are for sure capin
Dear god
me when Alonso p19
There is absolutely no way
?
he didnt use softs
unfortunately there is a way
2.5 seconds? nahh thats not only for softs
that doesnt matter he will fall back after his pitstop.
mercs, ferraris, alonso didnt do a proper flyer
Bro what is el padre on
I need that pic of lance
track evolution and no softs. yeah.
Absolutely surprised
gotta balance quali and race prep since theres only an hour
thank you
Seeing a haas on other position that p18 and p17 is crazy
Real
lweis
lol
Frenando
Estenba
me when verstappen p1
Verstanpe
lacne
the sticker got denied
calros
Leglerg
Butotn
the biggest take away from p1 is that max is sad he cant go back to iRacing since he actually needs to preps for quali for once.
W
true
Yeehaw๐ฃ๏ธ
Nuh uh
Man i love Fernando
Max: "I have been using 1% of my full power"
Max was just sleepy
davey crockett ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
bros going to do a 59.999
Man i love Fernando
We all know who is going to win anyway right
milf kekw
And play the f1 outro song
LOGAN SARGEANT RAAAHHHH
yeah, they ruined his nice weekend drive. He is probably telling GP to put his car in sport mode.
+1000000 social credit
Bro why ricciardo so zesty
cause thatโs who he is
I love him
Lmao
can he drink out of the hat tho
very big cap
The mewing god
yes
oke
hopefullly
im entering the school so i have to leave the phone, bye guys, thanks for the chat
W pfp
can i have ur phone
bye bye
sure
๐
Nice pp @sharp oxide
W pfp

caulk
Lance stroll ez p1
Bro the hell is this๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
do that to nando
Not winning
Bro๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Uncanny valley
Im dying ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Viejo sabroso
viva la checo
Why the helmet glued to his leg lmao
emergency
Where his leg at lmao
who the hell is that ๐ญ
Now do leclerc
who the fuck are these people
Isn't that lewis?
is that Lewis?๐ญ
yes
watdahel
bro
Never thought i would see lewis doing the siuuuuuu
0 wheel knowledge
@whole berry do leclerc
mb
it distorts the hell out of their face im sorry
Crazy
max 1
Crazy? I was crazy once
No, stroll
they locked me in a room
Fuck
Do Alonso
kk
๐
IM NOT A MORON!!!
Do Sargeant
Iโve been saying ts
But Alonso mews better
on skibidi
Erm what the sigma
Lance p1 is crazy
Real
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
a rubber room
Thought it was photoshop or something
A rubber room with rats
had to check the results
And rats made me crazy
LOOK AT THAT UHHHHHHHHH ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Iโm not gay
IMBOUTUCAAAAAAAAAM
smash, next question
Too real
absolute mogger
Now do leclerc
this kinda stank ngl
that is foul ๐ญ
2 hours to sprint race qualifying
Max is selling
Ok bud
Skibidi
toilet?
Same
what happened omg
Boy oh boy Fernando Alonso... Youโre my pookiewookie Formula 1 driver, how you drive with its brilliant technique, the great overtakes and turns you create and your marvelous beard thats strike fear in people.
My two time world champion, my amazing and favourite driver, my pookiewookie driver. The status you have right now and the past trauma you gave to everyone and still right now. Even though you have ups and downs in Formula 1, with the many losses and close podiums/ victories you had in the races, with low points you have this season and the difficult choices of trasnferring teams to Red bull or Mercedes, I will always be here for you, My favourite driver Fernando Alonso
Why did I get pinged from here
im gonna use this for a beat da koto nai
Because you have the F1 Notifications role.
Fernando is my sunshine
Our only sunshine
He makes me happy
what
๐ OH NO
Good lord
sir ๐ญ
WHAT
canโt wait for the mods to go through this and see me going feral
nobody took a screenie of that message rite thatโs kind of embarrassing now
know what I stand by what I said
Alonso has to be like 8 inches long
wait was there a red flag
why did chat go total alonso
Ricciardo after getting pole for the Chinese GP 2024
because heโs great
nah]
there will be a redbull win
this redbull
like come on last 5 years we have not raced here
not sargeant?
and max and perez are two of the most experienced drivers lol
cross the line at the same time
I GOT A! I GOT B! I GOT C-D-E!๐ต
I GOT F! I GOT G! I GOT H- I-J !๐ต
I GOT K! I GOT L! I GOT M-N-O!๐ต
I GOT HOMEBOY ZHOU WINNING CHINESE GP!๐ต
Lets laugh at mercedes
Guys..... I fell asleep during P1 because I have classes...
Hows my guanyu zhou rap
Lance p1
Grass caught on fire
Strole
Logan was p2 for a bit
I just waked up, how the podium got like that?โ ๏ธ
PASTRY P2
LH P18
got my Zhou supporter kit
WHAT THE HELL???
zhover
I KNOW๐๐๐๐
not surprised
How Alpine got in fifth place????????
lol
redemption arc
danny kvyat is out
Max Is washed
I'm mad at him bcs of Magui ( I'm portuguese)
fr they comming back
vettel wonโt be racing Chinese gp ๐
knew he had it in him
my boy is out of the wall ๐ญ
finally
lezgo this is the most acid thing that ever happened
out of the wall but his car is now burnin down
thats crazy
I know Iโm definitely not on the side of โStop saying practice results matterโ but this is ridiculous
I feel like we're in a multiverse and we we were teleported to another universe where everything happens in reverse....
Stroll got a last minute run on fresh softs, with some form of a racing line out down
I agree๐ญ
Of course heโs gonna fly
solar eclipse theory
why can't honda be a stand alone team
They will be in 2026
theyโll call themselves Aston Martian Honda racing Aramco Maple Syrup F1 team
I don't believe all the bad teams got closer to podium than the good ones
i want 2003 renault f1 car livery back at alpine ๐ญ
Agree
Because they don't have an own F1 car factory anymore.

"Stroll dominance could bore fans"
they will be Aston Martin Honda TikTok bedsheet Starbucks Big Mac glove f1 team actually
You missed one word.
Spanish <insert something>.
soo he just got lucky?
hmm
I donโt know a popular Spanish item so ๐คท
Spanish cartel
smooth operator
Need to ask Sainz for that.
Oh, wait, that was the other Spaniard.
Appendix removal services?
If Redbull and Piastri weren't close to the podium/in the podium I would think it's upside down
Nah I reckon it was simply different teams having different strategies to test different stuff
I haven't watched highlights, only checked results, so perhaps he was one of few that tried a qualifying lap
I fell like who woke up to see it, cried a lot
i think there have been 34 aussie f1 drivers
Nah, it was fun to watch.
Iโd say he got the best conditions for a flying lap (In a practice session)
Stroll dominance could bore fans
I just realized thereโs f1 rule 34
I hate my life
like 4
Welcome to the internet
why did u look into that
WHAT
LOL
god
maybe they should stick with that strat huhu it worked my brothas
ill check that out later what is wrong with yall
"Have you considered just going faster" 
I can already see the images of f1 academy drivers
how do you do the line
ooooooo ๐
WHAT*
What the fuck
arenโt they mostly minors
no
oh wait nvm
all hype for zhou to get p17
I hope he gets close to the podium
Ollie was so silly
Good luck with that
Doubt it, Kick Stake canโt change a tyre to save their own lives
50 seconds
I can confirm (
) there are only 17 results for formula-1
I don't want to click
After seeing stroll in the podium I feel like everything could happend
i dont want to see whats on there
Only?
only
Na cuz thats crazy
stroll fastest in fp1 makes him happy. feels like he got 1 point
huh why the grass caught fire ๐ญ
what๐
No, just a big flaw in the matrix
please donโt tell me Alonsoโs there
Spark from Merc floor, probably.
the car has been fucked ๐
Like Alpine in 7ยฐ like.....
Can Kick Stake's pit crew leave Shanghai after the race
Only????????
Genuinely thought thereโd be more
only
Oh well Iโve seen Max x Lance fanfic
is there Fernando? ๐ญ
I think Iโm fine for today
I saw a vettel and someone else with like 7 million words
In the 5 seconds I looked the only F1 driver was a certain Sky F1 commentator ๐ญ
At least sargeant knows his place....
do not say crofty
Who invited lance up top?
crofty never drove f1
Any predictions for who is going to take that soft crash this Race?
im slow mb
who drove for the likes of jordan, benetton and ligier
in the 90s
Idfk
No one
not the guy on the right
THE ELDER?!?
It's like that guy that invited himself for the party
GOOD LORD
Meanwhile Brundle also drove for Mclaren in 1994
ivan capelli drove for ferrari
we don't talk about that
๐
so did morbidelli
After this, I feel like we can be F1 drivers this sunday and replace Charles Leclerc โ ๏ธ
So did Nicola Larini
So did Mika Salo
so did mario andretti

So did Phil Hill
bottass giving middle fonger
the first and only Ferrari WDC to hail from America
So did Clay Regazzoni
So did Patrick Tambay
btw
so did rene arnoux
So did Michele Alboreto
so did Andrea de Adamich
So did Giancarlo Fisichella
so did Stefan Johansson, the GOAT of 1989 Portugal
So did Arturo Merzario
so did Carlos Reutemann
So did Tony Brooks
so did micheal schumacher
So did Maurice Trintignant
so did Nanni Galli
so did Ayrton Sensation
fuck you mate
Dorino Serafini
Luigi Musso
Raymond Sommer
hold
aryton sensation is wild
Lando 
Who won fp1?
I'll cry if Sainz goes to Mercedes
STROLL
Strollโ ๏ธ
Damn ok
Nahhhhh
Howwwww
Look at the rest of the places, like the bad teams are on top โ ๏ธ
Ocon is in 7ยฐ
He crossed the finish line the fastest
Fp1. Itโs always a little off
Track evolution, he was the last one to complete a lap
Ah okay okay
I feel like Max said "no, let's help the poor people"
I feel like Gasly can win RNโ ๏ธ
where in this list is Hawthorn
And also Jacky Ickx
My morning sleep ruining everything I sayโ ๏ธ
Luigi Villoresi
what hat was perez wearing during the driver wrap
Peter Collins
Pole ๐ ?
๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
chillin
yeah this still isn't allowed
fp1
under rule 2 right
pole
dude the point is
how
I think
No rule 1
11:17 pm. gotta stock it out till midnight
tf happened to ferrari
Mhm
Mike Hawthorn
Ignazio Giunti
what happened is they did their practice progams during the practice session
Huh?
predicting crashes
stroll fan base are gonna have strollgasm
Andrรจ Simon
hey your back
Gerhard Berger
Piero Taruffi
Oh
Jean Alesi
Nigel Mansell
Eddie Irvine
Felipe Massa
Rubens Barrichello
Niki Lauda
Gilles Villeneuve
Jacky Ickx
Didier Pironi
Dan Gurney
lebron james
gerhard berger
already said
jack brabham
Antonio Fuoco
aryan sensibilities
Harry Schell
if that counts
Luigi Fagioli.
๐
i think im almost outta names
Eddie Irvine
sebastian buemi
Buemi never raced for Ferrari
Tony Brooks
i thought this was just naming random person
Juan Manuel Fangio
Chris Amon
.sessions
kobe bryant
Alain Prost
bryce harper
Carlos Sainz
sebastian vettel
Jody Scheckter
Ollie Bearman
deez nutz
๐
i love bryce harper
EL MAGO DEL MOTOR ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Mike Krack
china
Dick Trickle
enzo ferrari
hugh jasshole
sigma
Logan sargeant
Im all out fella
I got that one earlier
manifesting
Quandale dingle
michael schumacher
Along with other drivers such as Ickx, Amon, Brooks, and even Jean Behra
Huh
as a tuna,I can confirm this is a very disgusting gore video
aw man
banned 4ever
what
i mean at the GP
oh
Itโs in 45 minutes
ough
is he still hated
Are my eyes deceiving me for the practice results ๐
probably
what kind of parallel universe are we in where Stroll as a 1 next to his name for any reason 
just wait for quali
"Sauber Tire Changer Supervisor"
Yall too happy for some practice
if he wins does this mean he is no longer a nepo baby?
lol
wonder how much Lawrence paid everyone not to go faster

h
๐ญ
๐
has brown nosing a billionaire into giving you money ever worked?
Ah Checo did a Montoya
eh, I didn't know that he was a billionaire
lmao
stroll daddy?
nah, unfortunately no lol
i wonder what that is in dollarydoos
I'm sure he needs an ass kisser
Ayyy chat whatโs up
hi
Yoo
alonso got the contract hes phoning it in
wondering why I wasn't born into money
or with any driving skill
Honestly I feel that
I have -3.9b usd
Can I get ur 3.9 dollar3s
Real
hello I love you
I only have money because I am saving up to buy a tesla next month
oh wait its negative
this dude said tesla
Hello whoever you are i love you
and
v10 f1 car all day
ehh I have my fun car. I need something practical
real
what car u got
practice makes sense tho not sure why electric works
sounds like skill issue
choose a better parent smh
what happened during fp1?
Im buying either a yaris to remake it into a rally yaris or a merc e190
ohhhhhh
2014 m3 and 2021 m5.
Fire on the side of the track, stroll on top (fastest lap, not on top of the fire)
if lance wins itโs gotta be a late april fools joke
thatโs acc sick brother
never
do you work on it yourself
my nephews do most of the work but I make myself useful
20 minutes till quali letโs go
I just want a mint green fiat ๐
Literally lowest standards on earth
I am thinking about getting a matte grean wrap on my tesla
where can i watch the qualify?
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White fia with red and green stripes ๐ญ
Fiat*
Mb
who is ready for FORMULA 1 LENOVO CHINESE GRAND PRIX 2024 SPRINT QUALIFYING ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐ฅ
Nit me
ME
w
Dam
IM READY FOR AMERICAN TO WIN
who do you guys think will mess up their set up the most for this quili? I have a feeling it will be kick.
WAIT WE HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF STARTS AS ZHOU AT CHINA WE SHOULD GRT THR SEAT
ITS IN 2 WEEKS SMH
shut up
Dam
AMERICA CANADA 1-2 ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฒ๐พ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
LATIFI P1 LOGAN P2 STROLL P3
Just started for me
omg i manifested
YESSSSS
i wonder has there ever been a north america 1-2 in f1
yo my not a north america 1,2,3? Why you got to do my boy checo dirty?
Perhaps Hill-Schell in 1960-61
Why didn't they get Max to talk about what he loves about sprints on F1TV?
Um well whar if we do Canada Miami Cota Las Vegas Mexico then Brazil
nico 

Might be old/ just reusing footage
I was being sarcastic
Oh my b
and it wasnt it was definitely recorded at the start of this year
Guys Im from the future verpatten will win
Not surprising tbh
dudududu
who tf is schell
Andretti-Villeneuve maybe?
Is it starting in 9 mins?
why do the constructor points look like we're back in time
rb, ferrari, mclaren top 3
i love quali knockouts
because toto sucks at budgeting and the cost cap has shown how crappy of a team boss he is when he cant throw money at problems.
very much so
nope I want piastri to be great
Ayyy thatโs sick
no
not in this chat
mod
i am ther
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embeds are gone! ๐ฆ
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umm
No
mods 2 steps ahead
---___---
Weird
IT'S QUALI TIIIIIME ๐ฅณ
pls
even max spent many years until he was fighting ham. I expet piastri to close in on him year over year. unless that 2026 engine is trash.
how does sprint work again
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