monaco-gp

[rigid ginkgo]

Go touch it

[sudden niche]

Carlos "run ender" Sainz

[snow swan]

today is a good day

dnftappen

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220292086876737566/1220323893341061171/3a7dd4a227c7c957889fb810b161b899.gif

[hushed bison]

50000$ fine

[copper marten]

wow rare sight

[rigid ginkgo]

-50k fine

[compact pewter]

He is just anti hero

[split bane]

I want to hug it

[lost lantern]

next race just wait and see

[snow swan]

guys set the cooldown 5sec pls 😭

[mental yacht]

At street circuits, the promoters and city and everyone want all that shit GONE like YESTERDAY

[jade mural]

Congrats @mental yacht, you're now on lap 15

[snow swan]

YEAH THATS İT COMMON BOİ

[rigid ginkgo]

Once I got a piece of frontwing in Austria

[mental yacht]

yeah before they migrate to chill chat or something

[outer tulip]

Oh so after the race they already start getting rid of stuff then

[snow swan]

AUSTRALİAN GP PREDİCTİON
1-DNFTAPPEN
2-DNFSELL
3-DNFTON

[lost lantern]

Grand Slam in our home country LETS GOOO

[snow swan]

Australia Cursed

[heady salmon]

How much trouble would it get if I jumped in

[patent crystal]

Yuki is in perpetual alpha tauri

Ive genuinely never seen anyone seriously consider him for red bull seat, and i dont think christian does too

[copper marten]

i actually expect a good result from him this season

[winged fjord]

Jail

[snow swan]

yeah maybe

[winged fjord]

Essentially yes.

[split bane]

He beat Ricciardo in his home gp today

[mental yacht]

You know how all the teams like minutes after the race they're already getting the forklifts out and packing boxes? The track does the same thing, they want to get their public roads open to the public again ASAP

[snow swan]

@stiff bough can you set cooldown 5sec pls ?

[copper marten]

🥲

[outer tulip]

I guess that makes sense

[hushed bison]

yuki is too good for redbull but too bad for visa cashapp rb

[split bane]

Doing some points also

[green sail]

55 days to my bday and sainz wins ez

[sand compass]

should be the other way around

[hushed bison]

fuck i said it reverse

[copper marten]

man this team's name is just hilarious

[snow swan]

Redbull / Racinbull'S

[patent crystal]

Was going to say yeah

[lost lantern]

people are too focused on who sponsors him then his results its very stupid

[hushed bison]

yeah my bad ik

[mental yacht]

Formula E makes it a selling point for their events, they focus on the barriers and grandstands, paddock, everything being super-modular and only closing roads for a single 24-hour period

[tribal olive]

Max is out!!!

[snow swan]

[sand compass]

yuki needs to switch academies asap. he should try and target a seat at williams so he can develop from there, and when lando will eventually move up to red bull/merc, he could go to mclaren

[snow swan]

vututtutu duttutututu

[sand compass]

its this or have fun at sauber

[stiff bough]

can he swap academies if he already graduated

[sand compass]

yes

[lost lantern]

that reminds me, didnt FE say they were giving away 50k per race that verstappen didnt win?

[snow swan]

damn thanks

[mental yacht]

turbocharger BOV noises

[snow swan]

@stiff bough thanks so much

[pseudo mauve]

Bro exploded

[snow swan]

Is it over for Mercedes ?

[mental yacht]

I haven't been following recently but that would be hilarious

[snow swan]

tires exloded

[snow swan]

only this can stop max now

[pseudo mauve]

No sir

[lost lantern]

he did say it, he said
"If he doesn’t win it, there’s 19 other drivers, if any one of the other 19 drivers wins, we’ll give a quarter of a million dollars to the charity of the choice of the other driver that wins"

[snow swan]

Si Signore

[pseudo mauve]

Ferrari is on the way!

This is our season!!!

[pseudo mauve]

We are back baby!!

[snow swan]

im waiting for 2025 Season

[patent crystal]

When i say this many will rightfully say no but i think theres a slight chance if reliability shows to be a problem with red bull

Ferrari vs red bull fight?

[compact pewter]

F1 Season starts today

[snow swan]

true this year now could be interesting

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-jr-carlos-sainz-ferrari-f1-f1crash-f1reaction-gif-24377959

[pseudo mauve]

I’m still thinking that Hamilton gonna be useless

[copper marten]

me too

[clever wedge]

take your pills guys

[snow swan]

bro hamilton racing for fun and alonso too

[split bane]

Don't say it please or Verstappen will beat the shit out of the rest of the season

[snow swan]

real race are start now lmao

[compact pewter]

Max sucks

[pseudo mauve]

Then don’t come

Ferrari needs championships!!!

[snow swan]

Hamilton hate mercedes i think

i am actually new to F1 my first season was 2021 so i was biased towards redbull

[patent crystal]

I dont think he had too much fun today

[compact pewter]

He didn't even keep up P1 within 10 seconds at all

[snow swan]

and he tired race with mercedes

[snow swan]

yeah lol

but for last few years i am becomming more of a ferrari fan

[hybrid roost]

trying to have fun doesnt mean not trying to win

[snow swan]

some engine problems

[split bane]

The man who dominated the last 2 seasons sucks? I don't think so

[lost lantern]

ferrari needs an exorcist because clearly they are haunted by the ghost of kimi

[snow swan]

because i love pain

[pseudo mauve]

He wants to be Ferrari reserve driver just to not drive Mercedes tractor

[copper marten]

not so new youre ok

[clever wedge]

oh nooo redbull screw up for the first time in 2 years it's joeveeeerrrrr

[compact pewter]

The man who is behind P1 with 55 Laps

[copper marten]

maybe he wants fred's job💀

[snow swan]

"go back to your tractor farmer"

[snow swan]

yep but after 2021 redbull started dominating so it was boring for 2 years i say
only 2021 was good

[lost lantern]

and somehow still first in the championship, he is just too good

[pseudo mauve]

tractor is destroyed

[snow swan]

"CHARLES LECLERC LECLERC !!!!!!"

[pseudo mauve]

i cannot go back

[snow swan]

for russel :/

[copper marten]

2022 start was 😩

[pseudo mauve]

Hamilton too

nah they will take sargeants car

[snow swan]

damn right

[mental yacht]

I hold 2021 as the best modern year of F1 if not all time

[limpid arrow]

"LECL 🦅🦅🦅"

[pseudo mauve]

imagine Hamilton and Russel at wiliams

[snow swan]

that was a bad year for you ferrari fans

Albon race without he's teammate

[pseudo mauve]

trying to win with alonso

[copper marten]

💀

[snow swan]

so sadly :/

[sudden hull]

Man, max and Charles just swapping all the time for the lead was fun while it lasted….

[ivory ginkgo]

cough cough coughhhhh

[patent crystal]

Best modern one for sure, level on points on the last race is insane

[mental yacht]

Would RUS be the No1 driver or HAM?

[pseudo mauve]

none

[limpid arrow]

Lmao 😭

[sudden hull]

Goatifi

[trail matrix]

2 weeks of no race wth

[copper marten]

yes that's what im sayinnn miss it daily..

[pseudo mauve]

they will be reserve drivers cuz sargenat and latifi taking main seats

[mental yacht]

LAT was studying an MBA, maybe he could be Team Principal

[split bane]

I think that Alonso have more chance to win remaining in Aston Martin

[snow swan]

real eyes ralize real lies

[ivory ginkgo]

❤️

[snow swan]

True Love

[lost lantern]

real eyes rally eyes

[snow swan]

ye so true i didnt knew about f1 at all before but in 2021 i went to singapore for vacation where singapore gp was happening that was the introduction to me to f1 and i never looked back

[snow swan]

Le Mans Alonso > Prime Max Verstappen

[pseudo mauve]

too real

[snow swan]

Just lewis and max rivalry

[snow swan]

diamond casino heist look like

[lost lantern]

Indycar Jim Clarke >

[ivory ginkgo]

They are going to leave a scar🥹

[snow swan]

damn sorry but i dont interest for indy cars

[still forge]

They are taking this away from us
Fuck Ferrari for that

[snow swan]

Heart to Heart ❤️

[pseudo mauve]

Verstappen shoes after retiring from the race

[snow swan]

ye isnt all indy car built on same chasie

[copper marten]

bye guys brb at suzuka gp

[jade mural]

Congrats @copper marten, you're now on lap 5

[snow swan]

im feel so bad for next year carlos leaving ferrari

whyd perez start in p5 didnt he qualify in p3

[still sundial]

If I had a penny for every time George Russell binned it on the last lap while Carlos Sainz leads I would have 2 pennys. It’s not much but its weird it’s happened twice

[snow swan]

bye my friend

[ivory ginkgo]

Ferrari really tore our hearts apart😭

[lost lantern]

Suzuka is gonna be Tsunoda Podium you can quote me on that

[snow swan]

pretty sure its why he lost the race

[still sundial]

YESSIRRRRRRR

[dusty carbon]

Imagine he gets a seat at red bull next year

[snow swan]

They so happy damn

not posiible perez is doing good for now

[sharp veldt]

apparently checo had floor damage

[snow swan]

Carlos + Unstappen = Carunstappen

[covert laurel]

😂

[snow swan]

yeah

[split bane]

Your profile picture is legendary and funny af

[mental yacht]

We're getting into indycar territory now, guess its time to call it a night lmfao

[lost lantern]

another person with extremely good wheel knowledge

[snow swan]

he is being perfect teamamte

Sainz > Leclerc

[frozen geode]

Verstappen struggles, the world wins

[ivory ginkgo]

I’m happy that they had a 1-2 today. And it hurts to know that it was probably the last time

[snow swan]

i think carlos get seat audi or mercedes

[snow swan]

yeah

[mental yacht]

(1:41am CDT (Alabama USA))

nini

[tame wolf]

NOOOOOO MAX WIN STREAK

[still sundial]

Tsunoda with the same amount of points than Haas, Williams, Stake and Alpine combined

I know my goat 🐐

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/mcqueen-jackson-storm-storm-jackson-cars-gif-10916179028642006633

[frozen geode]

He's been winning for so long, let us listen to something other than the Dutch National Anthem for once

[tame wolf]

real ngl

[still sundial]

no way ur saying real as a red bull fan

[split bane]

There are some race like last year, Las Vegas, Singapore and (my opinion) Abu Dhabi

[tame wolf]

real for the anthem bit

[snow swan]

i don't like unstappen

[snow swan]

so truew

[lost lantern]

hes gonna be the first japanese WDC winner and suprise everyone

[ivory ginkgo]

With Carlos and Charles, I mean😭

[snow swan]

so many drivers on the grid are overrated like Ricciardo and Perez their team mates are just better

same as hamilton

[grim python]

Average toxic fan

[snow swan]

yeha i know it was joke

[still sundial]

4 points, title charge is on 💪🏻

[mental yacht]

I think they should start playing remixes of the Dutch anthem, it's already so sleepy to begin with

[marsh pond]

OCON is way better than him

[snow swan]

no no im not a toxic just i don't like him

[low shell]

MAX OUT WTF

[snow swan]

yeah

[vital crow]

this carlos domination f1 is boringggg

[snow swan]

2/58 :/

[snow swan]

CAP

[marsh pond]

so your toxic

[jagged haven]

Hopefully carlos get driver championship (IK I'm dreaming)

[grim python]

why

[snow swan]

noo

[lost lantern]

there is a reason he has CON in his name

[mental yacht]

They always have someone like Martin Garrix at the after-party so why not have the guy live-mix the anthem

[tame wolf]

ngl the hype for hamilton is over, I get that he's like 7x wdc and been doing good until 2021 but 2022 and last season he was dog

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-carlos-sainz-ferrari-carlos-sainz-ferrari-sad-gif-22050982

[grim python]

hamilton is so washed

[turbid ocean]

Last season he was really on it.

[snow swan]

i Like max vwesterpan a lot his and lewis rivalry made me love f1

[grim python]

why tf did ferrari change sainz to hamilton

[marsh pond]

[snow swan]

Pov: Carlos without charles on next year

[snow swan]

really

[snow swan]

a huge blunder according to me by ferrari

[tame wolf]

half agree

[snow swan]

im leclerc fan but

[mental yacht]

Hamilton wanted to try a Ferrari the same way any car guy wants to try a Ferrari, and LEC is basically the #1 driver or has the longer contract or something

[marsh pond]

charles is so overated gasly est 10 time better than im

[vague light]

ferrari strategy

[mental yacht]

That too

[snow swan]

Carlos > Leclerc

[signal bronze]

Lando & Oscar did awesome honestly, they been cooking at McLaren and I hope it's good

[marsh pond]

of course

[ivory ginkgo]

Carlos didn’t deserve this

[snow swan]

stop crying little max d rider, lewis will always be better than ur little max

[grim python]

ikr

[snow swan]

smooooooth operato

[marsh pond]

fred vasseur the goat

[lost lantern]

i know a guy who was mad that ferrari "chose their number 2 who is leaving" over leclerc, i think that has to be the most insane reaction to a 1-2 ever

[jagged haven]

Crazy

[signal bronze]

Hearing that on the team radio was amazing

[acoustic hornet]

Appendix was just the extra weight ig

[snow swan]

oscar shouldve gotten the podium

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-sainz-ferrari-formula-1-formula-1-meme-f1-gif-9139535486853991878

[tame wolf]

someone's mad?😭

[mental yacht]

Shoutout to TSU for getting literally no screentime and still finishing best-of-the-rest, creaming his teammate, and basically looking like a completely different driver than his past several seasons

[snow swan]

ye cant believe this man who won a gp after appendix operation has no seat for next year

[edgy totem]

WHOS HOSTING THE PARTY

[snow swan]

Carlosssss

[heady salmon]

I cant reach it 😭😭

[ivory ginkgo]

Imagine doing absolutely everything right and still getting replaced

[snow swan]

dont leave uss plssss

[lost lantern]

hes not joking around anymore about that RB seat

[still forge]

Carlos literally going 2020 Perez right now

[acoustic hornet]

😭 Lucky mofo

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-f1-gif-11638505

[still forge]

He doesn't want that RB seat
he DEMANDS it

[snow swan]

dont make me cry

[mental yacht]

drip

[marsh pond]

unpopular opinon fernado alonso is way better than verstappen

[snow swan]

ye cant believe this man who won a gp after appendix operation has no seat for next year

[snow swan]

ferrari had a very good race pace so kinda hard for him

[lost lantern]

hes literally pulling the camera out of the ground and mounting it to his car going "Now watch this drive"

[snow swan]

norris?

max have any cooking skills ?

[slim chasm]

Idk why he would want the RB seat

he could get the Red Bull seat

[snow swan]

no, oscar

[mental yacht]

Waiwaitwait.... Didn't this happen with PER???????????

[signal bronze]

IKR!? That man has been in discomfort from FP & QUALI up til the Race and he still won!

[compact pewter]

Too good? You mean he sucks

[shadow tangle]

the stewards are taking their damn time with this investigation

[mental yacht]

YALL SAINZ TO REDBULL CONFIRMED

[still forge]

Fuck, still confuses me

[snow swan]

eyo what ?

[snow swan]

no i mean that oscar shouldve not swapped with norris as overall it didnt affect much

[mental yacht]

joking

[snow swan]

[lost lantern]

me when im schizophrenic

[snow swan]

we are real tifosi

[thorn abyss]

honestly im sure theres 1 guy on this planet that bet that max would be first retired car

[shadow tangle]

sainz will look good in green

[snow swan]

LMAFO

[thorn abyss]

and he or she is stinkin rich rn

[marsh pond]

alonso will go at redbull and sainz whit aston martin

[snow swan]

bye bye stroll

[snow swan]

nah, lando had better tires thats why they swapped

[mental yacht]

ok but the joke is PER was out of a seat in 2020, then went worst-to-first in the Racing Point at Sakhir GP, then basically got insta-hired to Red Bull

[signal bronze]

Honestly I wasent surprised with KICK Sauber's Pit stop, the usual

[shadow tangle]

fernando’s gonna retire end this year watch

[mental yacht]

They were letting their nuts fly all over the place, so inappropriate

[snow swan]

NOOPO

[marsh pond]

no he still young

[lost lantern]

hes still hunting but the excitement of the 2023 start is starting to wear off

[snow swan]

SHUT UP SHUT UP DON'T SAY LİKE THAT

[acoustic hornet]

nuh uh. he's just a rookie, he has long way to go

[snow swan]

NOOO

[snow swan]

*on the cooking

[signal bronze]

Kick Sauber running their nuts along the Pit lane

[shadow tangle]

speaking of fernando i want this investigation to come to a conclusion soon

[marsh pond]

https://tenor.com/view/el-bicho-siuu-ronaldo-gif-4783097098511230240

[thorn abyss]

also there's a statistic, that every race sainz has won, russell has crashed 💀

[shadow tangle]

sitting trackside soaking in the sunset

[lost lantern]

2 of them in the final lap

[marsh pond]

in the last lap

[thorn abyss]

LMAO

[snow swan]

Australia not love F1

[thorn abyss]

thats fuckin wild man

[snow swan]

find you dreams come trueee

[acoustic hornet]

and i wonder

[lost lantern]

also depends on what you call crashing considering in Silverstone 2022 he just fucking got out of the car and left

[snow swan]

if you know what it means

[acoustic hornet]

Sainz radio singing Smooth operator just made my day

[mental yacht]

Daddy Fernando about to go out for some milk and he'll be right back

[snow swan]

me too

song of the day

[lost lantern]

if you know

[heady salmon]

Also we picked up a piece that fell off Max’s car at our post, what is it?

[mental yacht]

That appendectomy was a smooth operation

[lunar schooner]

Can’t believe it

[acoustic hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-carlos-sainz-smooth-operator-racing-race-gif-17366847

[snow swan]

imagine your dady Goatlonso and you just woke up and dady making breakfast for you

[heady salmon]

We had to hand it immediately to recovery team 😭😭

[acoustic hornet]

FRAME IT. FRAME IT

[snow swan]

that's my dream

[bold pebble]

FINALLY MAX DNF

[snow swan]

lmafo

[mental yacht]

Was this T13?

[snow swan]

yeah

[heady salmon]

I suspect its just the inside rim of a tire

[heady salmon]

Yeah

[lost lantern]

reaction time of a turtle

[signal bronze]

Run off with it-

[bold pebble]

SMOOTH OPERATION WHIOOOOOOOOOO

[heady salmon]

We’re not officially meant to keep f1 pieces

[snow swan]

SMOOOOOTH OPERATOOOOO DAİ DAİ

[mental yacht]

Yeah probably a piece of the wheel hub, or even the brake assembly. We all saw it fly off as he rounded the bend

[heady salmon]

They have to go back to the team or to pirelli to analyse

[mental yacht]

Then as he was in the pit entry the whole thing exploded

[slow trout]

Redbull gotta watch out for Ferrari in Baku,Imola,Spain,Austria,Monza,Singapore,Las Vegas

[bold pebble]

I forgot why Max dnf

[lost lantern]

up next: How much does a lung weight

[signal bronze]

Car kaboom

[mental yacht]

I bet the kidney is a safe option

[acoustic hornet]

on their way to remove Charles appendix

[thorn abyss]

Well the guy who said this left the server. Unlucky

[snow swan]

Name:Carlos Sainz ----> Have New Update: Appandix

---

                Update Starting / Loading

[thin berry]

Both alpine drivers about to disappear for a few days 😭

[acoustic hornet]

😭

[lost lantern]

50/50 on the liver

[slow trout]

Max Verstappen, 1 Lung, 1 Kidney, 1 Testicle and Apendix remove how much faster will he be?

[mental yacht]

F1 drivers getting surgery to remove, then replace a kidney every other weekend

[signal bronze]

At that point just remove all of them

[snow swan]

"this skill only avilabe on Carlos Sainz"

[narrow garnet]

The energy in the Senna grandstand was something else holy fuck that was the best fucking time

[thorn abyss]

i really wanted him to eat a shoe with max's face on it

[cedar garden]

Fun fact: in the last 2 non verstappen wins, Carlos Sainz has won and George Russell has crashed on the last lap

[lost lantern]

24 scars on the same place until it looks like a modern art piece on their stomach

[cedar garden]

watch him cook next 20 races

[rapid horizon]

💀

[narrow garnet]

The stand was full of jubilant tifosi and Papaya nation

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ratedmkd-alonso-fernando-alonso-fernando-f1-gif-9967695303387090995

[snow swan]

i was goona say that

[snow swan]

[fervent berry]

That's Carlos Sainz passive skill

[mental yacht]

When the fuck was this LMFAO

[lost lantern]

and russell has DNFed in all of sainz his wins so far

[tough raven]

THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR.

[snow swan]

idk really bu so funny damn

Alonso Real Sigma on this world lmao

[tawny furnace]

MAX DIDNT WIN

[snow swan]

who tf is verstappen

[signal bronze]

F1 drivers in their natural habitats

[snow swan]

lmafo

next 20 races would be max vesterpan dominating by 40s +

[strong cloak]

So did Max battle for the lead with a permanent rear right brake?

[snow swan]

eyo check this out

[thorn abyss]

bro i dont think ppl realize an angry max on the track is not good. the dude will fucking dominate now

[snow swan]

damn he so handsome man i ever seen

[snow swan]

how old is he

[tough raven]

nah

[snow swan]

on this pic ?

[narrow garnet]

I am so tempted to go to Lygon Street tonight and see just how fucking insane it is

[snow swan]

he will either dominate or crash

[snow swan]

na now he looks young'

who tf is Leonardo Dicaprio man

[snow swan]

yeah

[mental yacht]

Can't post the link but look up RPM's video montage of VER reacting to PER's Baku win last year lmao

[lost lantern]

"Mister 25 or less"

[snow swan]

he will be ""ABOVE" Drivers

[snow swan]

damn

alonso gonna be a dilf :D

[orchid sandal]

Did max win yet

[snow swan]

look at him 42

[lost lantern]

sooo, the thing is....

[snow swan]

max finished 1st yesterday dw about that

[thorn abyss]

is this the race that he got so angry that the next race when he started P9 he came back and won the whole thing lmfao

[blissful horizon]

whos gonna tell him

[fervent berry]

https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1771751605391552921?s=20

Who invited them ? 😭

BWT Alpine F1 Team (@AlpineF1Team) on X

DOUBLE OVERTAKE ON VERSTAPPEN

Twitter · Mar 24, 2024, 4:11 AM

[signal bronze]

No Dutch Anthem

[lost lantern]

their car is so heavy i think they ate verstappen

[orchid sandal]

What happened 😭

[snow swan]

LMAO

[snow swan]

i want to watch it i cant find it

[snow swan]

Max engine went bye bye

[mental yacht]

lemme try it, eek

[lost lantern]

brake caught fire in what is considered a sacrifice to the australian people

[snow swan]

Brake*

[mental yacht]

https://youtu.be/avA7v6h_lec?si=9D0-IdwnaczxbGxR

[orchid sandal]

Typical, what does the top 5 look like

[signal bronze]

More like took a crap on the pit lane

[hardy crypt]

NO WAY I WOKE UP TO SAINZ WINNING AND VERSTAPPEN RETIRING

[snow swan]

but both merc also did bye bye right

[snow swan]

Sainz, Leclerc, Norris, Piastri and I forgot who came 5th

[lost lantern]

russell still "Finished" but on a lap down

[snow swan]

ohhh

[abstract violet]

Perez

[strong cloak]

cheeko perez

🍑

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-aston-martin-fernando-alonso-f1-lance-stroll-aston-martin-gif-8496676858908960371

[snow swan]

chico pirez

[strong cloak]

Wild how two of the very few races Charles qualified behind Carlos, Red Bull fucked up

[snow swan]

it would be interesting to see chemistry b/w lewis and charles when lewis joins ferrari

Wakes up

1. Max is DNF
2. Perez is not 2nd
3. Ferrari won the race without any fuck up?

I think I am on the wrong Earth.

[still forge]

Literally the last 2 races this happened

[icy walrus]

no its just the average australian gp

[still forge]

Last time Carlos outqualified Charles was indeed in Singapore

[strong cloak]

Yep

[snow swan]

is ferrari fans accepting mercedes fans

[round shoal]

Same lol

I thought max won but nope

[snow swan]

it takes a mechanical failure to keep max away from winning

[dapper perch]

This is the day ive been waiting for.
No 24/24 for Maxie. 😍

[snow swan]

without max, look how close the top three finished

[copper fog]

No TROPHY FOR MAX🤣

[snow swan]

How close?

[snow swan]

5 seconds, 3 seconds

[compact pewter]

I will give this GP 2 Stars (Gasly penalised (Driver error). At least Max Finished Last)

[snow swan]

max wins by over 20 seconds, todays race was much more exciting and something to look for

[dapper perch]

This was racing again and not a rocket flying away.

[compact pewter]

Exactly

Have enough of Max being too dominant

[snow swan]

Why?

[compact pewter]

Hurts the race rating.

[frail pebble]

Rip

[dapper perch]

Max is a good driver, but his Dominance is getting too hard, not even a Seb, Lewis or Michael was that hard, hell not even Jim Clark.

[compact pewter]

Max finally made a mistake. First since Brazil 22

[snow swan]

are you indirectly implying that max is better than all of those drivers? Because that will make him the...GOAT?

[dapper perch]

I will print this out and frame it.

[snow swan]

This race wasnt that different. #1 took and kept the lead. Very little overtaking in the top 3.

[fathom heath]

what happened to verstappen-

[compact pewter]

Good driver... He literally finished 55 Laps behind P1

[snow swan]

brake failure

[dapper perch]

Schumi will remain, 100% Podium rate in 2002 Speaks for itself.

[compact pewter]

Records are for endorsement. Not for breaking.

[snow swan]

yeah, but we can bet it will not happen again.

Seeing how easily Perez caught two cars, RB 20 looks more dominant than the RB 19 and Max will continue to win after this again.

Bro mercedes is so L

[nova pasture]

No way that verstappen got a dnf a i was sleeping😭💀

[snow swan]

Im thinking what will happen to Russell

As hamilton is joining ferrari

[fathom heath]

i mean yeah verstappen will continue to win after today

[snow swan]

credit goes to schumi's team and the people who built his car too, because i can bet that max would have won today if not for the mechanical failure

[compact pewter]

He won't.

[dapper perch]

2020s: Max
2010s: Seb and Lewis
2000s: Michael and Alonso
1990s: Michael, Senna and Häkkinen
Etc...
!!MY OPINION THO!!

[snow swan]

Hamilton to

[compact pewter]

He sucks

[fathom heath]

qualified on pole, won the past 2 races before melborne , i think he'll win

[dapper perch]

Yes, he wouldve.

[snow swan]

me too, woke up when it was already 40 laps, i thought i was looking it wrong with max and lewis both out

[compact pewter]

But finished 55 Laps behind P1 today

[torn quartz]

Last 9*

[fathom heath]

Cus of a DNF that wasnt even his fault

[snow swan]

Yeah it would have been a bit of a fight for a few laps but he would have won

[snow swan]

Dude is genuinely good, He is definitely do there for THE GOAT tile.

[nova pasture]

I woke up rn

[fathom heath]

💀

[winter cove]

Did Carlos actually make contact with Max on Turn 1 of Lap 1?

[fathom heath]

Why is sainz lowkey cooking now that ferrari is kicking him out 😭

[compact pewter]

His DNF was his fault

[weary oyster]

Don’t think so

[compact pewter]

Driver error

[weary oyster]

That’s the sad part for Ferrari fans 😅

[snow swan]

Driver error hahahaa

[cyan saffron]

His brakes failed, how is this an error from him?

[fathom heath]

oh?

[fathom heath]

yeah i thought so

[winter cove]

Anyone with F1 TV Pro to view Sainz on board at the start?

[dapper perch]

Still like this spanish Womki.

[compact pewter]

Sargeant DNS is Team Error

[snow swan]

Drive and earn millions as usual?

[compact pewter]

But Max DNF is Driver Error

[neon ore]

I don't know what they were doing they should've had the same driver line up sainz-leclerc

biggest mistake

classic ferrari

[weary oyster]

Best part was that Sainz was in DRS range for the first lap and didnt let max to get away. Pounced on the first mistake max made

[snow swan]

he did notfinish at all

[weary oyster]

Fred and Ham connection is quite strong

[compact pewter]

Still accounted to driver rating

[snow swan]

bruh-

[golden vale]

How was max dnfing a driver error? His breaks exploded he had no say in that 3 laps in.

[compact pewter]

Like Max did so bad in Bahrain and Australia in 2022

[snow swan]

Because money. Ham is a huge name even though i think he is long overdue in retiring.

[dapper perch]

Alonso P6. 🥹

[compact pewter]

Suck to be you Max

[cyan saffron]

According to your logic Pierre did horrendous in Jeddah.

[snow swan]

yeah terrible driver innit? Yughkk

[compact pewter]

Say goodbye to your race wins

[compact pewter]

Yea.

I know that

[cerulean turtle]

he must be fuming down the garage lol

[compact pewter]

Gasly was terrible in Jeddah

[dapper perch]

Gearbox:

[snow swan]

oh must be contemplating retiring after that terrible performance

[still forge]

He'll take out his rage in iRacing gapping everyone by a minute

[dapper perch]

Fr.

[still forge]

Next race is Suzuka also, so he'll probably put a proper gap on everyone

[median pulsar]

Honestly it actually was a driver error
I mean how could he NOT get out of the car, fix the brakes then and there, and then keep going?
smh mediocre driver.

[compact pewter]

Proper gap...

Max sucks

[snow swan]

Haha nah f1 is a nice weekend drive between him competing in iRacing.

[dapper perch]

Ngl i still hope for a Leclerc Podium, would be a great B Day gift ngl.

[grave cloud]

It's just his hobby

[compact pewter]

He didn't even start Lap 4-5 at all

[still forge]

should be P3, but i think Sainz will pip him again

His momentum is insane

[grave cloud]

He didn't finish the race cause he needed to get back to his real job. iRacing

[dapper perch]

F1 is his Hobby, Hes a pro iRacing Driver.

[dapper perch]

ATM yes.

[snow swan]

I feel like he hasnt felt really comfortable with this years car. I keep hoping to see max and chuck fight it out

[compact pewter]

He finished the race. But 55 laps behind P1

[snow swan]

Yeah hahaha

[cerulean turtle]

him winning every GP is sadly over

[dapper perch]

Or even a 4 way fight from both SFs and RBRs.

[grave cloud]

Retiring from the race ain't finishing it.

[compact pewter]

Max is a slow driver LOL

[dapper perch]

But i dont Think it will Happen.

[snow swan]

Yeah missing out on a perfect season in that manner is a sad day

[compact pewter]

Getting pole. And then finishing the race with 55 laps behind P1

[slim chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799

[compact pewter]

No. Your driver is bad

[slim chasm]

he didn't finished the race, he retired from the race

[snow swan]

No, i rather see lando or piastri fighting.

[snow swan]

💀

[slow trench]

I hope Valtteri take a podium

[shadow tangle]

today has proven checo can’t stay at rbr

[grave cloud]

Russel wanted to keep his streak of not finishing races when Sainz wins.

[honest solstice]

I missed the race why didnt max win?

[snow swan]

let the man celebrate, he has been waiting for this since a long time, lots of frustration bottled up

[grave cloud]

Brake issue

Retired lap 3

[pale robin]

Great to see Sainz winning. Really deserved that. But sad thing is that even without Verstappen... it was such a boring race. It's not about Red Bull' domination...

[dapper perch]

Yes.

[dapper perch]

In a Stake?

You Sure?

[compact pewter]

Sainz is the winner

[slow trench]

Yeah

[sharp oxide]

Carlos cooked

[slow trench]

Definilety

[still forge]

Exactly this
From the moment they said Leclerc to hold position, the race became
Tyre Management: The Race

[viscid dock]

I always feel like Australia is a boring race

[slow trench]

How did your booster badge come to be like that, without nitrous?

[vale rose]

verstappen fans are trying to play the victim so bad 🤣

[snow swan]

Russell frusrates me this year. He has held back good drivers each race. I keep hoping mercedes doesnt qualify so high so they dont ruin it for the top 3 teams

[neon ore]

they said that? which lap?

[still forge]

By the way, what issue did Sainz have in the last 3 laps? His gap to Leclerc dropped dramatically

[glacial moss]

graining

[compact pewter]

George got beaten by Norris and Alonso last year

[sharp oxide]

Bro yo name and pfp so funny

[still forge]

After the first pitstops if i remember correctly

Charles got in Carlos's DRS

[neon ore]

ik peak

[still forge]

And was told to hold position

[compact pewter]

P8 in a semi-rocketship

[neon ore]

makes sense though

[viscid dock]

Maybe what verstappen did was strategy

[golden wagon]

what happened to verstappen i didnt watch the race

[viscid dock]

Maybe he wants to be on the consecutive wins top 5

Only his name there

[median pulsar]

he got bored and stopped racing so he could join an iracing lobby

[golden wagon]

makes sense

[still forge]

I love how the current championship standing looks like there is a literal title fight between 3 (even 4) drivers, yet Max will probably finish 100+ ahead

[compact pewter]

He is so slow. Finished P19 with 55 Laps behind P1

[median pulsar]

hehe anyways it was a brake failure

[civic kindle]

all i see sainz
all i see is carlos sainz

[dapper perch]

DNF

[empty urchin]

Brake shitting itself on the pit entry:

[unkempt dust]

CARLOSS

[snow swan]

100? Haha try over 200

[viscid dock]

Why did u say probably

[neon ore]

wdym leclerc is like 5 points behind they will fight for the championship till the end (/j)

[cerulean turtle]

he is like a hit and miss, few races he just does great and few races he doesn't do quite well

[dapper perch]

Leclerc-Perez could be smth.

[urban ginkgo]

French missed out here

[empty urchin]

I see mclaren being very strong

[neon ore]

not even close the red bull is too fast

[empty urchin]

T r a c t o r moment

[neon ore]

now probably yes it will be something

later in the season I don't think so

[round shoal]

[urban ginkgo]

Russell continuing his 100% DNF record whenever Sainz wins

[slow trench]

or? Champion Charles?

[snow swan]

He is but this years car is bad so when he qualifies well he just slows down the pack. Like in bahrain. I doubt max would have had that leadnif russell didnt slow down the rest of the pack

[neon ore]

I wish

[grave cloud]

Carlos?

[wet sequoia]

Depends on the upgrades that are due around Imola, after last year I have some hope but RB/Ferrari won’t be contempt with their own cars

[neon ore]

sargeant?

[empty urchin]

Yea I can tell

Def strong from Ferrari

Especially Carlos

[dapper perch]

5 pts, 5.

[grave cloud]

Nah. It's Gasly and Alpines year.

[unkempt dust]

F1 being saved let’s fucking gooo

[snow swan]

Im going to start laughing if checo starts winning and it ckmes down to checo vs max towards the end of the year.

[unkempt dust]

Forza Ferrari

[cerulean turtle]

next race weekend... 😭

[slow trench]

Idk

[urban ginkgo]

Made doubly worse by the lap 2 DRS making even more trains

[dapper perch]

100%, him and Zhou will fight for the WdC.

[slow trench]

Valtteri go go go

[round shoal]

Yes

[grave cloud]

If Carlos didn't miss Jeddah he'd probably be in first.

[urban ginkgo]

Yeah definitely

Or at least way closer to Max

[minor breach]

hamilton having 8 points...

[wet sequoia]

Sainz would be 2nd easy

[dapper perch]

Thats a Him Problem ngl.

[urban ginkgo]

He'd have probably beaten Leclerc in his current form

[wet sequoia]

Can’t fully fault Hamilton for this race, his car died

[cerulean turtle]

yeah thats true but somehow he gets those final setups that is just better than ham in the GP

[grave cloud]

But the quali performance wasn't there at all

[urban ginkgo]

I still stand by the fact that while Leclerc has more raw pace, Sainz is the more complete driver

[dapper perch]

Anyways, ill go Back to sleep, See yall.

[snow swan]

Sadly i cant get too excited for sainz or chuck fighting for the championship since its only a.matternof time until their car breaks on them.

[glacial moss]

was pretty stagnant though tbf, can’t imagine he would’ve made a charge on the top 5

[snow swan]

I think ferrari have broken chuck. He needs to get his spark back.

[empty urchin]

Leclerc is slightly less consistent ( considering the accidents ) and the other 40% of his races are fucked by the team orders

[warm galleon]

I just have a doubt is the problem with Lewis or his car because his car and russell car is similar but Lewis isn't doing great while Russell is kinda gd

[wet sequoia]

Definitely not after that qualifying session, doubly so since Russell made no headways as well

[urban ginkgo]

The team orders thing is actually one of the areas I think Sainz is a bit better tbh - Leclerc tends to listen to them and follow, Sainz tends to be more assertive

[snow swan]

A poor craftsman blames his tools. He needs to take a long hard look in the mirror

[grave cloud]

Probably both to an extent

[urban ginkgo]

It's no coincidence that 2 of his 3 (used to 2 out of 2) race wins have come when he asserts his own plan against the team orders

[hollow flax]

Dead

[arctic matrix]

Getting rid of sainz for hamilton is awful

[tribal olive]

MAX IS OUT OF THE RACE!!!

[glacial moss]

we won’t truly know this until next year, mercedes really have made no improvements since 2022, but if lewis struggles in the ferrari then it definitely wasn’t the right choice

[urban ginkgo]

I come from the future - bad news if you're a Merc fan

[slow trench]

I MISS THE MAX

[cyan saffron]

How can he be out of a race that is over already?

[urban wagon]

the name got me wheezing😭

[slow trench]

PLS COMİNG MAX

😭😭

[edgy dew]

guys wth happened why hasnt max won (just got up bc europe inhabitant)

[wet sequoia]

I mean you can look at it from different angles, Hamilton has no faith in Mercedes and Sainz is literally driving for a seat

[urban ginkgo]

Rear right brake burnt out

[cyan saffron]

He had a brake issue.

[edgy dew]

bruh

[urban ginkgo]

Though tbh Sainz was starting to gap him beforehand

[edgy dew]

never thought I see rb20 issue

[glacial moss]

horners mistress messed with his rear right brake

[frosty knoll]

Yeh basically his brakes were stuck I believe and so his rear right caught fire

[urban ginkgo]

I feel like Max definitely would've been in a good fight with Sainz

[frosty knoll]

Definitely

[cyan saffron]

And coming into the pits it even exploded.

[urban ginkgo]

But his DNF is going to make it look like Sainz only got the win because Max DNF'd

[slow trench]

BelliGoal

[edgy dew]

lmao Ferrari after throwing out the only drive that has beaten max in the last 1,25 years:

[frosty knoll]

I mean it can go both ways

[urban ginkgo]

Even though he actually passed him thanks to a Max mistake earlier

[urban ginkgo]

It could

[frosty knoll]

Max in peak cannot compare to Sainz w physical issues

[urban ginkgo]

Definitely

[frosty knoll]

Besides, carlos wouldve had it worse without Charles' defending

So it's more of a team effort

[urban ginkgo]

But it definitely shouldn't cheapen Carlos' win

[wet sequoia]

Charles didn’t have to do much, Sainz was past Verstappen and away he went

[frosty knoll]

The thing is, Charles, if not for Russel's crash, could've overtaken carlos in the last two laps

[slow trench]

I feel sorry for Max

[knotty mist]

https://imgur.com/a/zHbgoHO Is this a brake test?

looks like it

[frosty knoll]

I meanhe kept the McLaren boys at bay

[urban ginkgo]

He was told to hold position so maybe not

[jade mural]

Congrats @urban ginkgo, you're now on lap 10

[knotty mist]

thats a proper dirty move it looks

[frosty knoll]

Yeh he wastold but on lap 57 he started closing the gap cuz he knew Lando couldn't catch up anymore it'd take him more than 2 laps so he was aiming for the p1

If you watched how the time interval between Sainz and Leclerc changed at the end

[urban ginkgo]

Yeah it did dip, but there was still 2sec+ by the end

[frosty knoll]

It was 1. SMTH after drs

Also that aside

Did y'all see Yuki and Danny unfollowed each other on insta???

There's SMTH going on there

[grave cloud]

Damn

[astral sparrow]

Hahaha

[urban ginkgo]

He'd still have to pass him though, would've been crazy with a few more laps left

[thin berry]

If there were a few more laps left, like 2-3 maybe but as it stands nah

[still forge]

Nah, Russell crashed at the last lap, and Charles was about 3.5 behind, not a chance he could be there on time

[frosty knoll]

Well who knows, could've gone both ways considering Sainz had tire issues too

[thin berry]

It’s like this 😌

[urban ginkgo]

They don't make an impression on the track, but a massive one off track

[frosty knoll]

No I mean as soon as Russel crashed his timing thing changed, watch the replay you'll see, but the vsc haopened

[thin berry]

No it changed before

And Carlos was complaining

[frosty knoll]

Fr but consider how Danny claimed he could beat max in an RB and then proceeds to place out of points says a lot about him as a driver

[wet sequoia]

I don’t think Norris ever got into DRS range of Leclerc after the 1st pitstop, Piastri was for awhile but the McLaren deg is worse then Ferrari

[frosty knoll]

Yeh true, but considering sainzs appendicitis, I feel like he did what he had to, I mean at the end of the day it was ferrari who asked him to hold just like McLaren w piastri

[urban marlin]

Rahhhhhhhh

I saw Sainz on the top step and yet I still expected to hear the Dutch anthem

😭

[wet sequoia]

McLaren situation besides Norris having fresher tyres was Piastri had a little more deg then Norris, after that change it makes sense to hold

[frosty knoll]

They've cursed us

[stiff bough]

he isnt closing a 3.5 second gap in a single lap

we have dont have early days pirelli cliff drop offs anymore lol

[wet sequoia]

Nothing really happened with the top 4 after the McLaren switch, all the lower point placings where racing happened

[hushed bison]

getting ready for the japenese gp with a fresh name

[grave cloud]

The Albon and Haas fight was good viewing.

[frosty knoll]

I just said that he was around 1sec+ after drs zone and COULD HAVE overtook Sainz if not of vsc

[frosty knoll]

Mag strikes again as the minister of defense

[wet sequoia]

Eh, no points in it but Sargeant would be upset that Albon got nothing

[frosty knoll]

Yeh but it was on James for making that decision

[wet sequoia]

I know for the team Albon is the better choice

[frosty knoll]

Honestly Logan didn't deserve to loose his right to compete cuz of Alex's mistake

[urban ginkgo]

1sec+ on the last lap w/o the VSC is still too much of a gap lbr

[wet sequoia]

But sadly for them nothing came from it and Haas got double points

[frosty knoll]

No but think about it, if Alex made the same mistake at the same turns two years in a row, what were they considering as the final argument to have made that decision

[stiff bough]

his speed

[frosty knoll]

Yeh fair

[wet sequoia]

Just experience and Albon scored all points himself last year, Sargeant only got 1 from a double disqualification

[snow swan]

CARLOS WON??

[frosty knoll]

But having logan sit out completely? Isn't thaat unfair to him

[snow swan]

YOOO

[green lichen]

WE ARE SO BACK

[snow swan]

2024 OUR YEAR GUYS ITS OVER

[grave cloud]

Brake failure for Verstappen

[frosty knoll]

Yeh I meaan I guess the stats speak for itself but they're clearly ruining his career as a driver too

[snow swan]

Plenty more has to come for ferrari win

[stiff bough]

It is incredibly unfair, but you also have to maximize the team result, and when push comes to shove, Sargeant unfortunately isn't able to be that guy at this current moment in time.

[arctic matrix]

It's mercedes fauly

[narrow garnet]

Destruction is probably a better way of putting it, thing fuckin exploded

[arctic matrix]

Mercedes can't upgrade their car to make it championship contenders anymore

[frosty knoll]

THATS WAT WE ALL WANT but yeah looking at the wayax sounded after his dnf, we know it's gonna be a very tough battle

[arctic matrix]

Mercedes are a mid table team now

[frosty knoll]

True, at the end of the day, Logan is likely to be out of F1 by the end of this season

[grave cloud]

Yeah. They'll be fighting with Aston for 4th.

[muted rapids]

verstappen car:

[frosty knoll]

Russel repeating his las vegas

[arctic matrix]

If stroll wasn't ass

Aston martin could easily get top 4

Stroll sells

[grave cloud]

Yet he still won't be dropped

[arctic matrix]

Tsunoda for Mercedes seat

[grave cloud]

Aston should take Carlos for Stroll

[arctic matrix]

Carlos > perez

[proper jacinth]

fr

[grave cloud]

Lawson should have Riccardo's seat too.

I gtg

[frosty knoll]

Somebody wrote an article of ham and Max going to ferrari next year and I was dying at how ludicrous it was

Absolute bs

[ocean mortar]

aight boys wheres the next GP at

[stiff bough]

well half of it is true

[stiff bough]

Japan

then China

[mossy axle]

Norway

[ocean mortar]

hows geroge doing after the crash

[mossy axle]

then Iceland

[stiff bough]

hes breathing

[ocean mortar]

any more info on him?

[mossy axle]

My info says that he lacks skill

[stiff bough]

nah

hes probably still in the race debrief

[snow swan]

What a race damn

Reckon 5-6 more races untill Riccardo is replaced

[snow swan]

Watch Red Bull take Sainz realistically or Audi

I think Audi will be Sainz - Hulkenburg

[ocean mortar]

do yall reckon redbull will take me

[mossy axle]

Yes

[ocean mortar]

wheres the application

[knotty mist]

https://imgur.com/a/zHbgoHO nice brake test he received

[mossy axle]

is that a brake test

[mild mist]

me looking at the telemetry to see the brake test:

[livid yacht]

That’s a corner is it not?

[knotty mist]

he brakes hard twice

[cyan saffron]

The 1st braking was miles ahead of the actual braking point.

[knotty mist]

yeah its classic alonso

[mossy axle]

you guys are funny

[cyan saffron]

Reminds me a bit of Abu Dhabi with Lewis.

[livid yacht]

What does the telemetry say?

[knotty mist]

I think hell get away with it but he does know what hes doing

Telemetry supports the fact hes braked miles before and twice too

[mossy axle]

But

braking twice is not abnormal

[livid yacht]

Do you have a link to the data ?

[mossy axle]

they do it to help with rotation

George just carried too much speed

cope

[knotty mist]

it depends on timing. If hes done it a third of a second before the corner, to cause an unbalance to drive behind, thats not enough of a reaction time for anyone to react. Lewis, George, Max

https://preview.redd.it/alonso-lap-56-vs-57-telemetry-with-brake-and-throttle-trace-v0-25s66eo288qc1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f444cd14a39a3381403a854e13d77bb7c11417fd

[echo rune]

I thought it looked sus how slow he was

[stiff bough]

well these guys have an average reaction time of 0.2s, so if he did it 1/3rd of a second before the corner that leaves 0.133s of room left to react :>

[knotty mist]

He knew what he was doing and he'll get away with it. He's a master of it and he's done it to a few where this has been the outcome

[stiff bough]

of course he'll get away with it, same as Perez in Monaco. FIA won't go after it based on just telemetry alone

[finite bluff]

no dutch anthem

[mild mist]

hmm

@knotty mist how about you send an email to FIA with evidence that Alonso should be penalized 🙃

[low lantern]

Sauber try to do a clean pit stop challenge

[vale rose]

everyones talking about russell calling for red flag as if he didnt just want to keep his position 🙄

[knotty mist]

I mean Merc didnt lodge the complaint, Stewards made the call

[low lantern]

Anyway, seen the results because I just came home from work

[vale rose]

is there anything wrong with this?

[low lantern]

Very happy with McLaren

[vivid gulch]

💀

Aint no way verstappen crashed

[snow swan]

im happy with gasly 🔥

[vivid gulch]

🏆🏆

[snow swan]

He didnt crash?

his right back wheel just caught fire

[vale rose]

youre right he didnt

[mossy axle]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-f1-lance-stroll-troll-face-stroll-lance-gif-24361524

[vale rose]

What the fuck

[echo rune]

A lot

[knotty mist]

the hell?

[honest solstice]

Crazy thing max was on a other consecutive win streak lmao

[mossy axle]

Gotta call out the troll

[mossy axle]

When

[vivid gulch]

I havent watched it, i overslept by 1 hour

[knotty mist]

yeah I agree, Russell trying to preserve 7th.. when half his car was gone and he was in the middle of the track on a blind corner is scary.

[pseudo quail]

can’t do the 22 win streak or whatever anymore

[mossy axle]

Huh?

[languid storm]

I thought i would regret waking up early for this race glad i was proved wrong

[indigo basin]

No because he braked in the straight

[low lantern]

Don't confuse him with Russell

[vestal tangle]

Enjoy the remaining 21 races

[late hemlock]

I'm glad I decided to sleep in instead of sleeping for 3 hours and watching the race

[gray pivot]

russell lost the rear, alonso slowed down , didnt russell didnt directly crash into alonso, so according to the rules he didnt do anything wrong

[hollow flax]

3 wins for Carlos 3 retirements for Russell

I see a conspiracy

[hushed bison]

russell retired at british gp?

[hollow flax]

Yes

[mossy axle]

Yes

[hollow flax]

Lap 1

Crash with Zhou

[hushed bison]

ah yes

i remember

[low lantern]

He stopped to check on Zhou and the FIA didn't let him continue

[late hemlock]

Wasn't his rear tire kinda you know... gone?

[hushed bison]

cars can go on 3 wheels

[low lantern]

iirc his car was okay, it's just that he had stopped and got out to check on Zhou

[gray pivot]

so we can say if russell crashes and carlos is in the race carlos is winning?

[hollow flax]

For now yes

[gray pivot]

or if carlos is winning russell will crash

[hollow flax]

Seems the pattern

[hushed bison]

well 2022 american gp russell took out sainz

[ornate orchid]

wait i overslept my alarm somegow and i overslept

did carlos win

[hushed bison]

yes

[ornate orchid]

goly shot

holy shit

[gray pivot]

then if carlos is winning russell will crash

[low lantern]

I'm just glad we have another team outside of Ferrari and Red Bull on the podium

[hushed bison]

max was cooking too hard that he burnt the brakes

[hollow flax]

So 10 is the limit 😂

I mean he might break that too

[honest solstice]

Ham still sending shots at his mechanics "jeez that car is fast"

[hushed bison]

yeah 10/10 in the cooking is good

[gray pivot]

if his brakes allow him to

[gray pivot]

the car took that personally and died

[late hemlock]

His rear left wheels was completely gone

[slim comet]

Red bull are the only ones who can stop him from winning every race this season

[hollow flax]

Hamilton is the happiest today
Man banged with that Ferrari decision

[hollow flax]

They already have

[slim comet]

Rear right

[gray pivot]

only for 2025 ferrari be a shitbox

[late hemlock]

It's only 1 race so far. Too early to judge

[hollow flax]

Internal and external both drama

[low lantern]

Now that you've said that, watch him go win 11 in a row

[hollow flax]

For rb

[hushed bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqHH1t51QbM max verstappen during the 2024 australian gp colorized

[slim comet]

Proves my point

[outer ruin]

wait i just realized both hamilton and george complimented the rb20 on how fast it is and they both retired

[hollow flax]

I think Ferrari won't get as bad as merc have

[late hemlock]

Are you talking about today or British 2023 GP

[gray pivot]

true, that also seems like a pattern XD

[slim comet]

Today

[cyan nimbus]

when's charles gonna get his appendix removed?

[proper talon]

they are just hating on their own team to make clear how unhappy they are with the car

[outer ruin]

so do NOT compliment the rb20

[late hemlock]

I was talking about the British GP

[slim comet]

Ah

[cyan nimbus]

[hushed bison]

in the winter break

[cyan nimbus]

[inland vigil]

W my goat

[cyan nimbus]

seems like max verstappen never had one

[slim comet]

Imagine max gets his appendix removed, "max wins the gp by over 2 mins"

[ionic frost]

How couldn’t max keep going, couldn’t they just extinguish the fire

[cyan nimbus]

☠️

[hushed bison]

in general
race: carlos sainz>leclerc
quali: leclerc>sainz

[gray pivot]

he maybe doesnt have one

[clear kestrel]

FORZA FERRARIIIIII

[cyan nimbus]

that'd force the other drivers get their kidneys removed

[slim comet]

Is it worth a kidney

Not really

Does it get u a wdc

Yes

[echo rune]

The whole brake was melted and it exploded when he came into the pits

[cyan nimbus]

RAHH

[hushed bison]

maybe they will have enough money for a good car doing that

[cyan nimbus]

wdc it is bbg

[slim comet]

Heck yeah

[fading hill]

epic gp

[slim comet]

Forget the kidney

[cyan nimbus]

[gray pivot]

unless its monaco, there is:
qualy: leg> sainz
race: sainz
wall: leg

[slim comet]

U got 2 for a reason

[cyan nimbus]

is seb returning?

[slim comet]

N9

[cyan nimbus]

in 2025

[slim comet]

No

[cyan nimbus]

why do i get posts

saying he's coming back

[slim comet]

I think he might race but not in f1

[hushed bison]

i think the wheel cap exploded not the brakes

[echo rune]

Well either way there was so continuing

[gray pivot]

people wanting attention

[hushed bison]

cuz if his brakes exploded that wheel would fly off

[echo rune]

Apparently that brake was just on the whole time or something

[cyan nimbus]

i'd like to know how toto's been doing today

[gray pivot]

the thing is

[fading hill]

he probably broke 3 to 4 headphones

[gray pivot]

did photographs get the merc floor

[hushed bison]

smashing some tables for fun

[proper talon]

his brake was melted off no point in going anymore

[cyan nimbus]

imagine max then

[slim comet]

He told russell to stop making memes and focus on the race

[hushed bison]

max was smashing kelly

what

[cyan nimbus]

lmao

[fading hill]

lol

[proper talon]

lol

[fading hill]

he was concentrating on the memes so much that he forgot he was in a race and went into the gravel

[gray pivot]

ohhhhhh, then he got angy and said you smash tables and headphones, i smash cars

[slim comet]

He got too busy thinking of his new pose

[hushed bison]

russell just tried to stay in a funny pose this season, and he couldn't do that in the intro so he did it in a race

[cyan nimbus]

lol

[valid jackal]

My bretherns, Alonso has been penalised with a 20-second post race penalty.

[slim comet]

No

He didn't

[livid yacht]

You got your wish mate

[snow swan]

I feel bad for russell. poor guy

[hushed bison]

yes he did

[gray pivot]

no?

[valid jackal]

#formula-1 message

[hushed bison]

https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/decision-document/2024 Australian Grand Prix - Infringement - Car 14 - Potentially dangerous driving.pdf

[livid yacht]

GUYS THAT MEANS YUKI P7

😮‍💨

[honest solstice]

Imagine max keeps having problems all season and lerez wins championship

[mild musk]

Sainz*

[dawn thistle]

Lec

[zinc saffron]

keyword: imagine

[dawn thistle]

Sainz is inconsistent

Look at last year

[slim comet]

Damn

[wispy trout]

https://i.gyazo.com/0b4028bf4f2c20cc14554bdb0b79700a.gif

[slim comet]

Unlucky alonso

[gray pivot]

but inconsistently faster than lec

[mild musk]

if daddy stappen keeps having issues sainz will p1 every time

[dawn thistle]

Lec had more points even though he had more car problems

[dawn thistle]

That is so delusional

[gray pivot]

sainz won the only race on the season that wasnt rb

last and current one

[slim comet]

It's not wrong though

[hushed bison]

rip alonso 😦

[dawn thistle]

But who had more points? Who was consistently better?

[slim comet]

Who got their only p1?

[dawn thistle]

Who got multiple qualifying fuck ups?

[gray pivot]

who won the only race that wasnt a rb, broke max streak and refused to elaborate

[dawn thistle]

Big ones

[slim comet]

Who's the smooth operator?

[shadow tangle]

bro alonso got a 20 second drive through penalty and 3 penalty points

[zinc saffron]

?

[shadow tangle]

what’s a joke

the FIA is a joke

[hushed bison]

he was given 20 secs of penalty

[fading hill]

he already thinking about 2026 championship

[zinc saffron]

WHAT?? HOW???!?

[dawn thistle]

That doesnt mean he is consistently better it just proves he is more inconsistent that he can win and fuck up everything at the same time consistency is the key to win a championship

[hushed bison]

because of russels crash

[mild musk]

@Pan (Albonono stan) is a certified hater

[hushed bison]

#f1-news

[gray pivot]

i still think sanctions (like this) shouldnt be able to apply to finished races, they should be converted into fines or carried to the next gp

[hushed bison]

nah it's good at it is

[gray pivot]

i mean, ferrari isnt consistent either

[zinc saffron]

NO WAY GEORGIE MADE EM BELIEVE HIS STORY!

[gray pivot]

he is a smooth talker

[dawn thistle]

Yes leclercs card kept on dying and HE STILL had more points at the end of the season

[gray pivot]

used the rizz on them fia

[zinc saffron]

prolly did a presentation

[little sparrow]

Mercedes double DNF, 😭