monaco-gp

[sand compass]

predicting a crash

[patent yarrow]

It's not an if it's a when

[slim comet]

?

[sand compass]

mods

[patent yarrow]

But one can hope

[spiral gorge]

stroll will drop stinkers then shit out some random p5 or whatever like three times a year

real life d20

[inland olive]

Stroll never crashed

[toxic siren]

Can we not try and predict crashes?

[sand compass]

mods put a bomb in his dishwasher

[worn quartz]

PIASTRI PURPLE S1!!! Let's go McLaren

[toxic siren]

Please and thank you.

[winged flax]

thats so funny

[snow swan]

Spaghetti is the worst

My prediction for quali is in q2 stroll in p3 wrecks

[slim comet]

Careful for what @snow swan, im not predicting or hoping for a crash. He almost lost the 2nd car now

[winged flax]

in his ARS NOW

[sand compass]

thats very related to my statement

[snow swan]

Yes, careful how you phrase things

[spiral gorge]

not even making fun of him this is what actually happens (or what it feels like atm)

[worn quartz]

Piastri p3!

[slim comet]

Is it bad?

[snow swan]

[inland olive]

Me when stroll drove better with a broken wrist

[vale coral]

thats what zhou does

[toxic siren]

Piastri go zoom zoom

[snow swan]

No and i want to make sure it doesnt accidentally become bad

[sage wolf]

paistry

[fervent berry]

Piastri P3

[snow swan]

OSCARRRRRRR

[winged flax]

look all team is with their teammtea thats cute

[fervent berry]

on soft, dunno used or new one

[spiral gorge]

pthreeastri

[inland olive]

He beat the goat max verstappen

omg !

[sand compass]

heres l’troll

[snow swan]

[winged flax]

im praying for a piastri podium

[vale coral]

for the second time 🐐

[spiral gorge]

i'm not the only one who thinks that vcarb walking billboard team's jacket looks ugly right

[slim comet]

Yeah i got muted for something close to it before

[inland olive]

Stroll bouta get first place

[snow swan]

[inland olive]

trust

[sand compass]

STROLL FASTEST SECTOR 1

😍😍

[sage wolf]

WTF

[inland olive]

Slower in second

[winged flax]

piastri is so funni

[spiral gorge]

alonso green and yellow

[low shell]

Piastri LOL

[north flicker]

At what time is qualifying?????

[stoic wolf]

RBR what happenedddddd

[spiral gorge]

purple por favor

[sage wolf]

awko tawco

[sand compass]

STROLL ON TRACK FOR P2!!

[sand compass]

right now

[patent yarrow]

12:55 AM EST

[snow swan]

LOL OSCAR YOU CHEEKY FELLA

[toxic siren]

no

no...

[spiral gorge]

forgot the 0

[cyan saffron]

Oscar

[inland olive]

Sadd

[toxic siren]

p9

[snow swan]

[spiral gorge]

jk

[snow swan]

[winged arrow]

holy french accent

[sage wolf]

look at pinned

[slim comet]

3 hrs -15 mins

[snow swan]

[pale delta]

check pins for your local time

[inland olive]

Stroll best underdog trust

[rustic cedar]

p02

[winged flax]

ah i love spreading misinformations

[inland olive]

He gonna be wdc

[snow swan]

[sand compass]

aston try not to be slow in s3 challenge impossible

[slim comet]

Whaf happened with oscar, i didn't catch

[sage wolf]

5 second for ocon

[tranquil perch]

"It's amazing what happens when you stop being an idiot into Turn 1." -Oscar Piastri radio

[snow swan]

[snow swan]

Solid driving

[inland olive]

LMAO

[vale coral]

p3

[snow swan]

SPREAD YOUR WINGS ASRON

[winged flax]

piastri my ookie wookie pookie

[toxic siren]

I love that girl that was just shown

because she had split ends

[snow swan]

Laura Winter is an angel today 🥹❤️🥵

[toxic siren]

and she owns them

[slim comet]

Oh that, i thought something happened with car.

[toxic siren]

And I respect that.

[spiral gorge]

what are split ends

[toxic siren]

When your hair splits at the end

[pale delta]

Laura Winters?

[spiral gorge]

i thought every hair did that

[winged flax]

how can u even spot that

[toxic siren]

No, she was just a random fan.

[toxic siren]

because it's noticable?

[pale delta]

ah

[snow swan]

はたふたさたな

[vale coral]

yea it does but if it gets long enough it just happens noticably

[winged flax]

never knew

[toxic siren]

exactly

[snow swan]

farty party

[toxic siren]

Long split ends are super visible.

[inland olive]

STROLL MY GOAT

[fervent berry]

So the hard tyre will not be used in the race ? no body used it on 3 FP sessions

[toxic siren]

I've come to accept my split ends are a part of me.

[snow swan]

I get hate from my wife and daughter cause i dont have split ends smh

[spiral gorge]

'guys i always find lewis at shit points in the track every time' - george

[snow swan]

come on daddy Alonso pick up your game

[slow trout]

it seems like Oscar has been beating Lando this past few weeks, Not seem like LITERALLY

[toxic siren]

You won't have hair in two years either, so...

[winged flax]

why is russel angy

[snow swan]

Damnnnnnnnnnn

[vale coral]

forced to partner lewis hamilton

[winged arrow]

rusell always angaary

[sage wolf]

georgy

[winged flax]

beyonce

[snow swan]

Russel is angry

[toxic horizon]

Y'all think Russel mad?

[snow swan]

George Russell Temper Tantrum

WAAAAAHHH

[winged arrow]

he is spicy

[grim egret]

Mercedes is totally washed

[sage wolf]

bro wanna be yuki so bad

[toxic siren]

LMAO

[patent tulip]

Merc 😂

[toxic siren]

THAT WOMAN WAS WATCHING THE SCREEN BUT 100% INSIDE HER OWN HEAD

[spiral gorge]

hamilton p2 what

[snow swan]

WAHHHHHH

[worn quartz]

Lewis 2nd

[patent tulip]

Hamilton 2 weeks running 🧑‍🦯

[toxic siren]

"What am I gonna make for dinner?"

[snow swan]

[vale coral]

well hamilton and danny are both washed so

[patent tulip]

🧑‍🦯 Hamilton 🧑‍🦯

[sage wolf]

no way luis clutch up

[winged flax]

bro said the truth

[snow swan]

[sage wolf]

hamilton p2 😭

[fervent berry]

Lewis goes 2nd

[spiral gorge]

luis amiltón

[snow swan]

[fervent berry]

on new set of soft

[snow swan]

[winged flax]

HAMILTON GO AWAY GOD FORBID

[velvet crater]

What are AMR currently doing?

race runs?

[spiral gorge]

p9/11

[vale coral]

pastor maldonado dropped pole and a win in the same race it doesnt make him the goat

[sand compass]

medium fuel runs

[snow swan]

[velvet crater]

Oh

[spiral gorge]

ALO/STR

[snow swan]

Lewis in p2

[velvet crater]

When did they set their quali laps?

[snow swan]

[sand compass]

not yet

[stoic wolf]

Lolololol Hamilton

[vale coral]

in 3 hours

[slim comet]

Mclaren>mercedes

[sage wolf]

ok zude

[snow swan]

It will be 3 am but it’s worth

[slim comet]

Did Hamilton switch cars with russell or what

[vale coral]

ehat

[fervent berry]

now here it is, Max new soft

[shadow tangle]

where did aston’s pace go

[sage wolf]

whar ❓

[snow swan]

🇺🇳

[spiral gorge]

verstappen triple yellow

[proper falcon]

it is 4 am but it's worth

[spiral gorge]

prep lap i think

[vale coral]

ehat is zude

[spiral gorge]

russell p3

[winged flax]

yay verstappen downfall

[worn quartz]

Russell p3

[snow swan]

It’s 10:20 for me

[vale coral]

you say zude

what is zude

[spiral gorge]

mercedes remembered they were mercedes

[winged flax]

ok zude calmdown'

[snow swan]

anyone else southeastern America here

[slim comet]

In fp, in gp it will be p1

[sage wolf]

no need to yell

[winged flax]

cope

[sage wolf]

we get it

[pale beacon]

Lewis cooking. I can’t lie

[little kestrel]

You mean Southerner?

[snow swan]

?

[trail matrix]

Ngl gang I was asleep for most of this session anything fun happen?

[vale coral]

what

[velvet crater]

Why are AMR slow currently?

[sand compass]

does he know

[velvet crater]

Or like down the timing system

[spiral gorge]

something about fuel runs idk ask the lance boy

[sand compass]

medium fuel runs on old soft

[pale beacon]

I’ve been banned soo many times from chat, I’m so scared to even type what I wanna say these days

[low shell]

Can we talk about Gasly? Where is this man?

[vale coral]

they on tyres that are 50000 years old

[trail matrix]

Am confused

[sage wolf]

ong

[winged flax]

lol skill issue

[snow swan]

I’m convinced im the only one in my town that likes f1

[pale beacon]

^^^

[vale coral]

dont say what you said before probably

[dense canopy]

danny ric lost a lot of time on sector 3

[little kestrel]

South East US (aka Southerner)? Or South East in South America?

[sand compass]

yuki is flying

[pale beacon]

Yeah

[sage wolf]

danny rickiboo downfall 😭 😭

[winged flax]

bro late to the party

[spiral gorge]

sainz purple s1

[snow swan]

the good one

[cyan saffron]

Well, just don't say any stupid shit, shouldn't be a difficult task.

[worn quartz]

not bad carlos

[vale coral]

did bro miss round 1 and 2

[stoic wolf]

Sainz vs himself lolol

[snow swan]

USA

[stoic wolf]

PURPLE AGAIN

[spiral gorge]

yellow s2

[low shell]

SAINZ

[slim comet]

Sainz is cooking

[hidden arch]

mercedes is coming back

[pale beacon]

Difficult for me it seems

[stoic wolf]

LOOOOOOL CARLOS VAMOSSSSSSS

[hidden arch]

trust

[sage wolf]

sorry guys i just started f1 still on the 2004 season

[little kestrel]

Smooth Operator

[safe shadow]

bro forgot he had surgery last week

[vale coral]

🐐

[pale beacon]

WE ARE SO BACK

[sage wolf]

ONG

[stoic wolf]

One less organ = weight reduction

[slim comet]

dutch anthem

[snow swan]

VAMOS ALONSO GET YOUR ASS UP

[spiral gorge]

sainz purple and double yellow

[pale beacon]

REDBULL EAT REDD

[spiral gorge]

he's still on top so it's ok

[vale coral]

drivers having a kidney removed inbound

[little kestrel]

Ferrari sweating in realization who they are about to lose in 2025

[sage wolf]

other drivers needa copy him to keep up now

[winged flax]

that appendix removal gave sainz speed boost

[ornate juniper]

riccardo practicing on wets holy hell

[winged flax]

new meta?

[tender spoke]

gasly and ocon on their way to get their appendixes removed to get more speed

[stoic wolf]

Is rain expected?

[vale coral]

hamilton will cause a civil war because he wants his 8th and leclerc wants his 1st

signing hamitlon was the worst decision ever

[snow swan]

[ornate juniper]

no they just put wets on him for pit stop practice lol

[sage wolf]

p17 and p18 instead of p19 and p20

[worn quartz]

max purple s2

[winged flax]

i agree (

[little kestrel]

That is any driver ever tbh

[spiral gorge]

russell purple s1

[snow swan]

not meaning to flex but my dad works for jcb 😎😎😎🆒🆒

[pale beacon]

Why

[spiral gorge]

yellow s2

[winged flax]

purple russel rah

[vale coral]

yes but theyve been babying leclerc for like 4 years

[clever seal]

I can watch qual before work Tonight

[deft iron]

In Melbourne the weather changes very fast though

[sage wolf]

cause sianz goated

[worn quartz]

max p4

[vale coral]

now hamilton has to play second fiddle or they mess up leclerc

[sage wolf]

damn daniel

[vale coral]

either way everyones mad

[toxic siren]

Not meaning to flex, but my goldfish works at Red Bull F1 Team.

[sand compass]

Here come the astons on their quali runs

[hidden arch]

MERC?

[sage wolf]

my dad owns f1

[snow swan]

erm jcb is a sponsor on Aston

[spiral gorge]

i wonder if any driver would wear glasses in their helmet during a race, ik gutierrez has(?)
personally i would prefer contacts because my glasses got somewhat steamy when i went karting once

[hidden arch]

purple sectior 1

[pale beacon]

BACK??

[worn quartz]

charles p3

[slow trout]

idk man but Sainz has been beating Leclerc sine last year

[winged flax]

can merc not cook pls its my ferrari day

[safe shadow]

every time the notification for how much time left i get scared bcz i think its a red flag at first 💀

[clever seal]

I hate this why is mercs being good

[hidden arch]

no way

[snow swan]

softs around the board

[tender spoke]

my dad is f1

[hidden arch]

MERC THIS IS WHY I LVOE YOU

[vale coral]

my dad worked for merc but it was a million years ago and also in the truck mechanic side of mercedes

[spiral gorge]

+0.015

wow

[sage wolf]

😭

[snow swan]

my dad is aryton senna

[hidden arch]

HOYL SNICKERDOODLE MY HAMILTON WORSHIP RITUAL WOKRED

[gray vapor]

Ffs

[winged flax]

mid race glasses flew off I CANT SEE I CANT SEE crashes

[sage wolf]

what happened

[calm topaz]

Top 4 Ferrari Merc Ferrari Merc this ain't 2017-18

[clever seal]

Hamilton is bad driver

[ornate juniper]

why does it keep doing the commercial screen but then doesnt go to commercial, did i break the feed?

[fervent berry]

is Soft tyre advantage over Medium not significant ?

[vale coral]

how many of them have glasses

[spiral gorge]

0

[winged flax]

see i wouldnt say that

[spiral gorge]

i think

[pale beacon]

Badass*

[snow swan]

[proper falcon]

in what way?

[vale coral]

godlonso still clutching up with perfect eyesight

love to see it

[spiral gorge]

stroll needs some though

[snow swan]

[hidden arch]

uh oh

[spiral gorge]

jk

[hidden arch]

i smell an argum,ent

[hollow marsh]

i miss anything?

[slim comet]

Haha +0.005

[clever seal]

But we are both thinking of it

[vale coral]

hamilton washed

[spiral gorge]

alonso yellow s1 green s2

[snow swan]

Imagine a Q3 being won on mediums

[spiral gorge]

purple tonite queen? 👀

nope

[clever seal]

W take

[hollow marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-lewis-hamilton-gif-23276668

[snow swan]

Please purple Alonso

[clever seal]

Ferrari will show how washed he is

[vale coral]

i may be the only red bull favouring ferrari fan

[snow swan]

hi

[hollow marsh]

gifs dont work?

[ornate juniper]

top 4 mediums everyone else softs 😂

[snow swan]

I’m a fan of everything tbh tho

[winged flax]

im praying for a verstappen downfall this race amen

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-max-verstappen-f1-racing-gif-14899757

[slim comet]

Red bull downfall

[sand compass]

And thats lance once again beating fernando on the low fuel runs

[hollow marsh]

did i miss anything important tho

[spiral gorge]

calm down mate max will still win the race 👍

[ornate juniper]

mediums the fastest compound they all gonna be on mediums in Q3? 😂

[hollow marsh]

?

[snow swan]

dutch anthem

[gloomy flame]

MEDIUM QUALI??

[sage wolf]

only race of the seaon where max isnt pole

(hes p2)

[winged flax]

NOOO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

[slim comet]

Australia is literally upside down, max p5 and hamilton p2

[stoic wolf]

GO CARLOS GOOOO VAMOS

[spiral gorge]

i can hum the dutch anthem from memory

still learning the austrian one

[sage wolf]

i guess this proves f1 cars can drive upside down

[snow swan]

my daddy is p9

[jade mural]

Congrats @snow swan, you're now on lap 5

[sage wolf]

they in australia driving fine

[worn quartz]

perez p5

[vale coral]

its the downforce and ground effect

[spiral gorge]

how are they not falling off the earth? australia is upside down

[heady crow]

I’m disappointed in Daniel so much I want Gaslu to get ahead of him now. I knew he was bad…. 18?

[safe shadow]

stop spoiling it lmao

[snow swan]

Exactly

[vale coral]

downforce and ground effect

[hidden arch]

red bull is failing lets go

[winged flax]

B E L T

[vale coral]

keeps them sucked so they dont fall

[velvet crater]

So mediums are the way to go?

[worn quartz]

Chequered Flag!!!

[clever seal]

Daniel is washed

[snow swan]

Too much downforce

[spiral gorge]

how do you keep your pants up?

... belt

[safe shadow]

thats a lot of clouds

[pale delta]

the g-forces on those cars are insane. They basically can drive upside down

[gloomy flame]

chat hamilton is not washed

[sage wolf]

i can drive upside down

[snow swan]

HALO AUTISM

[winged flax]

goated thought process

[vale coral]

hamilton is washed

[snow swan]

3

[deft iron]

Can y’all stop saying ‘___ is finished’ it’s practice

[snow swan]

2

[toxic siren]

DRIVE FASTER MAX

[snow swan]

1

[toxic siren]

FASTER

[spiral gorge]

LMFAO

[worn quartz]

oh f it's verstappen

[ornate juniper]

kangaroos in the clouds blow really hard to keep everything on the ground

[toxic siren]

GO MAX

[hollow marsh]

WAIT MAX FASTEST MIDDLE

[clever seal]

This is coming from a Taylor swift fan

[toxic siren]

RUIN THEIR DAY

[vale coral]

hamilton literally washed

[snow swan]

CHEQUERED FLAG

[toxic siren]

https://tenor.com/view/muhahaha-muhaa-evil-evil-laugh-duck-gif-18128094925251931977

[spiral gorge]

LMFAO one hour for nothing

[deft iron]

Aight cool

[winged flax]

i hate everything

kill me

[sage wolf]

WAIT

[worn quartz]

FUCK MAX P1

[toxic siren]

LETS GO

[sage wolf]

WHAT HAPPENDE

DNO

WHAT

[clever seal]

Let's go

[toxic siren]

I FUCKING LOVE HIM

[winged flax]

i hate everything i dont wanna watch anymore

[sage wolf]

ARE YOU SEROIS

[stoic wolf]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[worn quartz]

NOOOOOOOO

[hidden arch]

i hate this

[slim comet]

HAHAHHA

[clever seal]

Legs go

[novel sorrel]

HAHAHAHAHA We all thought

[safe shadow]

what happened

[sage wolf]

BRO

[tender spoke]

of course max gets p1 at the very end lmaooooooo

[winged flax]

i hate f1 i hate everything

[sage wolf]

ALLAT FOR P1 MAX

[snow swan]

another day another L for my fantasy team

[sage wolf]

WT

[onyx marsh]

bruh

[clever seal]

Here comes the crying

[sage wolf]

WTF

[slim comet]

Max happened

[spiral gorge]

oh

leclerc

[winged flax]

kill me

[spiral gorge]

we're back

[raw rapids]

ferrari fans shouldnt be mad max had to use softs to beat sainz on meds

[tender spoke]

😂

[worn quartz]

CHARLES P1

[toxic siren]

Bliss.

[onyx marsh]

oh word

[sage wolf]

YEA

[eternal radish]

welp

[toxic siren]

NO

[sage wolf]

YEA

BABY

[toxic siren]

FUCK

[novel sorrel]

LecLul

[sage wolf]

WE SO BAD

[pale delta]

Grande Charles

[sage wolf]

WE SO BACK

NO BAD

[safe shadow]

alonso p6 heyy

[winged flax]

UR SO RIGHT

[winged arrow]

LECHAIR

[low shell]

LEGERG

[slow trout]

only by just a bit? WTF is a medium?

[toxic siren]

MAX IS OVER

[stoic wolf]

LOL P2 RESULT AGAIN

[winged flax]

WERE SO BACK BABY

[hidden arch]

LECLERCCCCCCCCCCCcc

[snow swan]

DUTCH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES

[tender spoke]

oh damn leclerc

[winged flax]

FERRARI ON GOD

[heady crow]

Yes!!!!

[fervent berry]

Lec P1

[winged flax]

YAHHHH

[tranquil lake]

verstappen crazy

[sage wolf]

LEBRON P1 BABYYY YEA

[spiral gorge]

we were back, then it was over, then we were back again

[sage wolf]

A

[vague jasper]

What was the order

[snow swan]

FUCK

[worn quartz]

wth is happening

[winged flax]

EZ FERRARI WIN

I LOVE F1

[raw rapids]

oh shit leclerc

wtf

LOL

[onyx marsh]

and then we have gasly at p19, one spot better then p20!

[novel sorrel]

Top 11 within a sec, and P3 is ON A MEDIUM

[gray vapor]

Quali gonna be good wtf

[sage wolf]

THEY AINT BELEIVE IN US

[snow swan]

[sage wolf]

GOD DID

[onyx marsh]

Sainz is like that

[raw rapids]

sainz less than a tenth off pace on meds

[winged flax]

imagine not getting p3 on MEDIUMS

[fervent berry]

I'm curious, is the soft advantage over medium not significant ?

[slow trout]

P3 is on a fucking medium boys wtf...

[patent tulip]

People losing their mind over practice times 😂

[novel sorrel]

Whole field within 1.6 sec ❤️

[raw rapids]

ferrari might cook

[snow swan]

[slim comet]

What is happening

[stoic wolf]

Sainz got his timing on mediums???

[safe shadow]

sainz is the real winner here

[winged flax]

u must be fun in parties

[stable comet]

Mediums does seem to be the quicker tyre.

[stoic wolf]

Holy shiitake mushrooms

[sage wolf]

max got p1 on last lap then charles took it again

[tranquil lake]

ywa

[patent tulip]

Cope

[gloomy flame]

verstappen not much faster considering hes on a softer compound lol

[winged flax]

sainz investigated what??

[novel sorrel]

lol Sainz under investigation

[dense canopy]

looks like quali is gonna be tight

[slim comet]

The last 1 min of fp is more interesting than the first 59 minutes

[winged flax]

for what

[novel sorrel]

Practice start infringement

[stable comet]

The Softs are overheating like crazy.

[fervent berry]

Yes, he also did multiple laps on Soft, but somehow he did not improve

[winged flax]

what dat

[worn quartz]

why?

[snow swan]

we all know who’s gonna win Sunday

[tender spoke]

for being a smoooooth operator (i have no idea)

[novel sorrel]

You must be in the most forward grid slot to do a practise start

Race director says so

[clever seal]

Haha Carlos

[hardy wigeon]

Penalty for Ocon?

[slow trout]

almost nobody went faster than their mediums except lecerc and max

[sage wolf]

nooo carlos my pookie

[vale coral]

sometimes you need to say "its over" to say "we're back"

[gloomy flame]

"this could be a tight qualifying" we say that every week just for max to win

[winged flax]

sounds silly billy

[sage wolf]

he didnt do anything wrong

free my boy carlos

[clever seal]

Typical sainz cheating

[onyx marsh]

Guys I think gasly is going to win it all

[hidden arch]

.

[snow swan]

Dan in p19 5 seconds for ocon

[stable comet]

Albon replacing Sargeant has been a huge success so far 💪 Logan was only P13 in FP2, Albon jumps in and is IMMEDIATELY P13. Future GOAT?!?

[winged flax]

basic etiquatte of a ferrari fan

[winged arrow]

GRAZIE RAGAZII

[hidden arch]

alpine is sandbagging theyre actually better than red bull

[slim comet]

Sainz has an advantage, get bearman back

[toxic siren]

We all know what FIA stands for.
Fno
Ifun
Aparty

[sage wolf]

ok but its still mean that they did that to sargent

free my boy

[spiral gorge]

anti delulu pill ---> 💊

[clever seal]

Crie more

[vale coral]

can we give alpine a 3 lap head start so they have a lead for the first 3 minutes of the race

[stable comet]

I'm being ironic.

[onyx marsh]

Yeah they are doing the starting from the back challenge

[sage wolf]

my b gang

[stable comet]

Sargeant did no worse than Alex just did.

Lets ruin his confidence for no reason 🔥

[sage wolf]

fr

[vale coral]

sleeping on the real future GOAT, rookie fernando alonso

[slim comet]

The car is made for sargeant

[snow swan]

Why is the investigation into Carlos Sainz?

[winged flax]

ITS FOR THE TEAM 🥺 🙏

[toxic siren]

alright

let's not

💀

[winged flax]

ARGH THOS REDS

[slim comet]

Haha

[stoic wolf]

Sainz is being investigated??

[stable comet]

Awhat 💀

[tender spoke]

rookie of the century 🙏

[snow swan]

Yes

[slim comet]

He has an advantage

[stoic wolf]

How???

[slim comet]

1 Less organ

[onyx marsh]

and sainz is crazy good rn especially after being a week off of appendix surgery

[slow trout]

guys who's gonna be rookie of the year

[vale coral]

"it's 1995, im fernando, i race karts, and my dream is to make it into formula 1 one day" - fernando alonso, 2015

[novel sorrel]

See Section 10.3, Page 2 of the race director's notes.

All drivers carrying out a practice start must do so by pulling as far forward on the grid as possible and, if necessary, should wait for others to carry out a start before getting to a grid position further forward. Under no circumstances should a driver make a practice start if another car is still stationary in front of him on the same side of the grid.

[snow swan]

Alonso

[gloomy flame]

he won't get a grid drop for that lol

[hardy wigeon]

Alonso

[echo urchin]

How the hell is carlos getting noted for practice start infringement

[spiral gorge]

'stay up, please' nuh uh crofty i'm going for a nap between fp3 and quali

[echo urchin]

Nvm

I see the explanation now

[slim comet]

Alonso

[slow trout]

nap is 8 hours

[worn quartz]

RESULTS (In order): Leclerc, Verstappen, Sainz (Pending Investigation), Hamilton, Russell, Alonso, Perez, Piastri, Stroll, Norris, Tsunoda, Bottas, Albon, Zhou, Ocon, Hulkenberg, Magnussen, Ricciardo, Gasly, Sargeant (Did not Participate)

[gloomy flame]

this couldve been a merc 1-2

[onyx marsh]

should I watch this f2 race

[safe shadow]

bruh how do you guys nap its either i sleep for 10 hours or no

[onyx marsh]

maybe

[sage wolf]

no way luis hammy boo is p4

this ccracy

[slim comet]

Never is, never will

[snow swan]

It’s time for uncle Alonso to take his horsepower nap

[spiral gorge]

alarms, a lot of them

[vale coral]

im not fucking napping for an hour to see quali

[jade mural]

Congrats @vale coral, you're now on lap 5

[gray vapor]

sainz pole

[vale coral]

im gonna sleep

[eternal radish]

melatonin gummies

[sage wolf]

ok zude

[slim comet]

It's 6 am rn, should i wait to see max on p1 or should i sleep

[vale coral]

melatonin gummies are the alpine to the flinstone gummies redbull

[eternal radish]

sleep

[spiral gorge]

after quali idk if i'll stay up or go back to sleep for a couple of hours

[gloomy flame]

it's practice lil bro calm down

[snow swan]

what the flip is this

[worn quartz]

See y'all later

[eternal radish]

now we talking

[gray vapor]

sainz pole

[sage wolf]

alpine 2025 leaked car

[gray vapor]

UFO

[snow swan]

real

[cyan saffron]

a Nissan R35 GT-R

[worn quartz]

lol

[slim comet]

Would perform better

[stoic wolf]

They tryna nerf his speed

[eternal radish]

I mean, this says it all

[pale delta]

1. a Nissan GTR
2. not sure how its related to the chat

[little kestrel]

See you in Quali

[slim comet]

He has an advantage

[sage wolf]

2 hour to quali

ima time travel rq see you then

[slim comet]

That gtr is more reliable than the alpine, probably faster too

[pale delta]

Nissan Reliablity way better than French Car Reliability

[snow swan]

I leaked the 2025 alpine car in #ot｜memes

[patent yarrow]

I figured out why Carlos was so fast in fp3

Human weight reduction

[vale coral]

🐐

[hollow marsh]

?

[patent yarrow]

No more appendix

(joke)

[snow swan]

he reduced weight with his appendix

[patent yarrow]

Yuh

[haughty onyx]

why is ham fighting so much with the steering wheel?

[patent yarrow]

Idk

[rustic cedar]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwww

[patent yarrow]

Maybe he's trying to recreate a V10 era driving style

[haughty onyx]

he should b e fighting the other drivers not his own car

[patent yarrow]

real

[haughty onyx]

they managed to balanced the rear downforce but now straight line speed is gone

[patent yarrow]

womp womp

[slow trout]

Ricciardo just did Mexico 2023 and everybody wanted him to get the rb seat right away, Now everyboyd wants him out WTF!?!?!

[patent yarrow]

We are literally 3 races into the season like even alphatauri gave nyck debris half a season before sacking him

[velvet crater]

Everyone is like an iPad kid atm

So short tempered because of one or two bad races

[patent yarrow]

real

[slow trout]

Yeah its so fucking stupid it annoys me

Just how fast their opinion changes

They need to be reminded this is real life

[velvet crater]

Except it can be double standard as well too

Like Sargeant could have like many decent races

[slim chasm]

it's been 6 months since that happened

and mf has been nothing but washed

[slow trout]

Last week at Jeddah Sargeant dud have a good race, Right behind albon is decent, yet people talk like he's the latifi

[slow trout]

Its been 2 races

And 5 races since mexico 2023

[cyan saffron]

Yeah, Logan is overhated as hell.

[velvet crater]

Ricciardo got screwed by pit cycle

Iirc in Saudi

[slim chasm]

and?

[cyan saffron]

yes

He was like a minute in the pits.

[slim chasm]

10+ sec while your teammate got damage is nowhere near good lol

[patent yarrow]

He had a 40 second pit stop

[slow trout]

And its only been 2 races...

[slim chasm]

still got no pace

[slim chasm]

2 very bad races

[slow trout]

2...very bad races

[cyan saffron]

And that means the other 22 races can't be good.

[slim chasm]

is there any indication of one

[slow trout]

Omg how long has some of these fans watch motorsport or any type of sport

[patent yarrow]

I think this guy is rage baiting

[slim chasm]

let's see, 16 years rn

soon to be 17

[slow trout]

Yeah and seems like you still know nothing

2 races not enough to make a verdict

The main point I was trying to make is how fast some fans change opinions

[slim chasm]

yeah cause it's been months since he got a good race

do people have to pretend that he's doing good

[slow trout]

Daniel just got a very good return in 2023 and everybody was praising him like the return of senna now just 2 bad races oh no he's washed

[remote knoll]

real

[snow swan]

Didn’t he have 1 good race though?

[slim chasm]

very good is stretching it

his race wasn't good but he was given tolerance cause he got dropped midway and got a broken arm

now he got no excuses

[snow swan]

@2002 Fan

[slim chasm]

literally 1, yes

[snow swan]

hmm

does anyone know how i can acess the list of bots in this server

[slow trout]

Stretching it indeed he's the return of senna, now he's washed

[slim chasm]

well he's always washed

since 2021 lol

[snow swan]

british gp was good as well imo even better than usgp probably

[slow trout]

Thats how fast the opinions change

[slim chasm]

British... GP?

[snow swan]

like logan's race

[slim chasm]

it's been months mate

[snow swan]

he finished 11th

[slim chasm]

do people have to have the same opinion for years lol

[slow trout]

Yeah but only 5 races

[snow swan]

Max did a good number on ric

[slim chasm]

which stretch to 6 months lmao

there is nothing to wait and see anymore

if he cannot adapt by now, well

[vivid wind]

Leclerc podium?

thoughts?

[slow trout]

What influence did those months make? Nothing, no races no anything just tesf

[slow trout]

Possible

[slim chasm]

sim, testing, adapting to the car

[slow trout]

But the public doesnt see thay

[slim chasm]

what public

[slow trout]

The fans

[snow swan]

P3

[slim chasm]

didn't see what

[vivid wind]

his pace is pretty good this weekend

[slow trout]

The sim test and stuff

[slim chasm]

people know that happened lol

the test is public wdym

[vivid wind]

doubt the mercs will fight for it

[slim chasm]

it's even broadcasted half the time

[sterile cradle]

How is merc looking after fp3, can they finish ahead of sainz?

[slim chasm]

no

[slow trout]

I'm talking about the fans, I'm just using Daniel as an example it seems like u just hate daniel

[slim chasm]

hate is a strong word

I just said that he's finished

[slow trout]

Not those, the sim test and winter test

[slim chasm]

it's been a good run ngl, but his time has come

[slim chasm]

sim test?

what

[slow trout]

Sim tesr

Simulator

[slim chasm]

yes there is a sim session

but it's not a test

[slow trout]

They aint releasing that to the public

[slim chasm]

people know they exist lol

everyone do it

doesn't matter, the post season and pre-season test is def well known

[slow trout]

The results mate...

[slim chasm]

what about it

results doesn't matter in sim and tests

[slow trout]

They aint releasing the results or the data from those test or session or whatever

[slim chasm]

test sessions result are public mate

[slow trout]

Not all

[slim chasm]

it's even broadcasted for pre season

[snow swan]

Did Ham finally wake up or is he still daydreaming of Shakira?

[slim chasm]

all of it

[slow trout]

Both

[slim chasm]

all test sessions are publicly known lol

[slow trout]

They are but the results and data what do we know?

[slim chasm]

that he got plenty of time to unwash himself

but he failed

[slow trout]

How can we determine if he is still fast from those test

[slim chasm]

test is not about fast or not

let me tell you something

test is to adapt yourself to the car

so that you can be fast in the race

[snow swan]

Who do you think will finish 2 and 3?

[slim chasm]

it goes for the team and driver

[slim chasm]

Sainz and Charles

[slow trout]

Yeah they tested he is shit in 2 races but thats not enough to say he has to be sacked

[slim chasm]

it is enough

[slow trout]

After they just praised him months ago lmao

[slim chasm]

he got all those prep and is still shit lol

[slim chasm]

because he got no prep

context matters my friend

[snow swan]

Hope Ferrari don't fumble

[slim chasm]

it's Ferrari so

[slow trout]

Its real life after all shit happens

[snow swan]

Checo way off podium?

[slim chasm]

yes, inc Danny Ric being washed

[slow trout]

Possible

[slim chasm]

as tradition

[snow swan]

Didn't look too nice

Ferrari are killing it

[slow trout]

He could well be

[stoic wolf]

What’s the expected weather for the race? Any chance of rain?

[slow trout]

How about sargeant tho, how fans overhate sargeant

He's not latifi

[slim chasm]

Eh not really, he's just not F1 material

[slow trout]

But fans see him as one

[slim chasm]

yeah his 100 fans lol

[deft iron]

y’all do realise everyone is in F1 for a reason

cause there good

[slow trout]

He stayed behind albon all race at jeddah right behind albon and thats not a latifi quality

[slim chasm]

not exactly, the team thinks that they can be good

but reality often disappoints

[slim chasm]

he's several positions behind Albon that got damages lol

it's a disappointing race

[slow trout]

Its a drs train

'Right behind' works

But I like it, They are letting him have a chance to prove himself

[slim chasm]

it's not a train

everyone was more than a sec behind each other

there's no DRS

and Albon is several seconds ahead of said train

[slow trout]

Hello? Did you watch the race he was behind magnussen

All of em

[slim chasm]

do you?

[slim chasm]

literally no DRS lol

[tribal oar]

i mean hes not good but hes not that bad

[slim chasm]

yeah well that won't cut it in F1

[slow trout]

Anyone who watched the race knows there was a drs train

[slim chasm]

not good but not bad is dime a dozen

[slow trout]

The commentators even praised it, magnussen holding back the feild for hulk

[slim chasm]

that didn't include Sargeant lol

[tribal oar]

thats true, but he's not as bad as most make him out to be? like he's getting latifi level hate when he's genuinely way better

[slim chasm]

he's too far behind

[slow trout]

Omg why am I wasting time here, Ill grab a coffee now

[slow trout]

It included him I watched 😃

[tribal oar]

not tryna argue sargeant is all that great just saying hes not badbad

[slim chasm]

I don't think being around 10 seconds behind him except for a few laps being included

[slim chasm]

doesn't mean he's not bad lol

Latifi is not the bar of being good and bad

[slow trout]

@tribal oar stop, do something else its useless HAHA

[tribal oar]

not tryna argue sargeant is good- for f1 standards he's mid. just tryna say mfs will act like he's latifi level when he's far better

[slow trout]

Lets grab a coffe or something lmao dont talk

[slim chasm]

mid vs midder

same shit

[tribal oar]

real i should just sleep 😘

[slow trout]

Lets sleep together

[tribal oar]

WOAH 😨

im a minor.

[hardy wigeon]

Anybody has that picture of Logan signing the justice for logibear poster?

[slow trout]

I'm a minor

[tribal oar]

oh!!

ok qe should stop this is weird.

[slow trout]

Wtf

U cheating on me

[calm topaz]

wtf

[slow trout]

CAUGHT IN 4K

[tribal oar]

ive made a severe lapse in my judgement

[slow trout]

🤨📸 Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology

[tribal oar]

note i am also a minor****

[slow trout]

Even Alpine doesnt have this technology

[tribal oar]

more like williams

[snow swan]

Minors watching f1? I thought this was a sport for old people…

[tribal oar]

excel spread sheet bye

[slow trout]

Been watching since my birth

[willow bear]

Ok

[slow trout]

Thats about 17 years

[tribal oar]

you'd be surprised

[trail matrix]

erm

[tribal oar]

guys i did not mean to be creepy i am a minor i repeat a minor i am younger than the other subject in the photo it is mb.

[rose saddle]

The future f1 team names

[calm topaz]

You came outta your mom and first thing you saw was Kimi Winning the title

[tribal oar]

real

[slow trout]

Ur fine

[tribal oar]

yeah ik just tryna clarify for mods lmao

[slow trout]

I mean like ur okay nothing bad will happen, not like ur hot or whatever did I sttuter?

[rocky carbon]

💀tf is going on

[slow trout]

Yep

They said I watched NASCAR First tho

[calm topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/denny-hamlin-denny-hamlin-nascar-gif-24954964

[tribal oar]

no joke the first thing i ever watched online was an f1 race

[tribal oar]

AYOOOO 🤨🤨

[alpine grail]

How many hours til quali?

[velvet crater]

Quali in 10 mins?

[tribal oar]

including pre show u got like 40 mins

but actual quali is in an hour and 10 min

[velvet crater]

Wdym race 💀

Its a Friday

or Saturdya

[alpine grail]

Alralr thx

[tribal oar]

typo mb

[shadow tangle]

track temps gonna be up for quali

suns burning up now

peep the emergency track umbrella because i couldn’t justify spending $90 on an aston martin umbrella when this is half the price

[tribal oar]

rip

hope u stay safe bro!!! aussie heat is ass

[narrow garnet]

Thank god the sun goes behind the grandstand here in like 45 minutes

[royal needle]

Did yall ping for fp3? Im not sure I got the notification

[slow trout]

U aussie?

[tribal oar]

nah, just unfortunate enough to experience it + complaints from my aussie friends

[slim chasm]

yes

[surreal flame]

You get used to it

[cyan saffron]

You have the F1 Notifications role that pinged you.

Also on the top right (don't know where it's on mobile though) is the inbox, there you can see the pings.

[hushed bison]

Leclerc pole, max win is my prediction for this GP

[shadow tangle]

leclerc pole and bin

[hushed bison]

Yeah and bin

[cyan saffron]

same

[surreal flame]

It’s the bell for mobile

[shadow tangle]

leclerc is a quali merchant

[calm topaz]

Max is gonna win

[shadow tangle]

not a chance in that mercedes

[lone flume]

the best bet for pole if not a red bull, is a ferrari

[shadow tangle]

they found pace in fp3 but not pole worthy

[topaz trellis]

does it start in 15'?

[surreal flame]

15 minutes to go

[hushed bison]

Lewis found a lot of pace

This year he was p8 man

[shadow tangle]

the track is littered with questionable fans, i just witnessed someone ask who the other redbull driver is

[hushed bison]

You are on track, wow

[narrow garnet]

I see Albert Fabrega operating a camera on my grandstand rn

[vale rose]

Yeah fuck people trying to enjoy the sport. Whats important is that you've managed to feel superior to them

[narrow garnet]

Wtf

[shadow tangle]

turn 8

[jade mural]

<@&456436166988791818> Qualifying starts in 10 minutes.

A reminder to read the #⁠rules channel so that we are respectful and good to each other.

FORMULA 1 ROLEX AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX 2024

Albert Park Circuit

First Grand Prix: 1996

Number of Laps: 58

Circuit Length: 5.278km

Race Distance: 306.124 km

Lap Record: 1:20.235 Sergio Perez (2023)

[alpine temple]

its quai time baby

[hushed bison]

[tribal vapor]

MAX VERSTAPPEN P1

[tribal vapor]

NOT AGAIN

[abstract summit]

Quali predictions here

[proven plaza]

not denny 😭

[cinder whale]

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-d-f1-redbull-gif-18743793

[signal knoll]

Max p1

[tribal vapor]

bottas p1

[tribal oar]

OH MY HOD I FORGOT MY TABLET IM DUMB

[alpine temple]

rec placing 13 or down

[signal knoll]

Alex crashes again

[pallid rapids]

lessgoo

[frigid skiff]

Drive to survive fans are coming out

[signal knoll]

Checo p2

[hushed bison]

Is nice that you stay under an umbrella

[calm topaz]

Rooting for that cunt to win the title out of pure chaos

[alpine temple]

i agree checo p2

[proven plaza]

hes a total cunt 😭

[signal knoll]

Uhmm

[dusk apex]

extra points if it is in the same corner as last time

[shadow tangle]

Leclerc pole

[calm topaz]

Wait is cursing allowed

[signal knoll]

Yes

Sainz 3rd

[undone kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-formula1-f1-aston-martin-gif-27599415

[stiff solar]

sorry guys i got the leaked script is Max pole Charles p2 sainz p3

[calm topaz]

Im drunk af

[hushed bison]

Quali will be the same as fp3 and fp2

[signal knoll]

So basically Bahrain pole again

[languid storm]

antonelli pole 💯

[mortal rain]

stop, you'll offend the americans

[mortal rain]

they can't handle aussie lang

[proven plaza]

i AM american

[shadow tangle]

real time footage of sargents last moments as a driver this weekend

[mortal rain]

oh

based then

[calm topaz]

No a lot of people hate the cunt

[rapid horizon]

5am😭🙏

[tribal vapor]

i hope 24' is the same as 23

chaos🤑🤑

[foggy flicker]

W

[glass raven]

it's lunch time here

[mortal rain]

anyway

[stuck onyx]

Justice for Logan

[mortal rain]

i feel bad for logan

[cinder whale]

LMAO

[shadow tangle]

i don’t want to hear anyone winge about the AUSGP timing

[calm topaz]

Why am I, an AMERICAN, saying cunt so many times? Thats a british thing to say. the british are getting to me

[shadow tangle]

as an australian i suffer 90% of races

[proven plaza]

i do it a lot its not just you 😭

[mortal rain]

please let us aussies have a w this once when it comes to race timing

[glass raven]

pls oscar on podium

[mortal rain]

the first 4 are actually watchable

[velvet crater]

Man I'm tired

Let's get this over wtih

[shadow tangle]

japan and china are watchable

[mortal rain]

saudi and bahrain aren't on monday morning

[rapid horizon]

this will be fun

[mortal rain]

aus and japan are in the arvo

[chilly marlin]

ferrari nation can we hope

[devout stump]

Morning guys

[undone kernel]

as an american, its nice to wake up to F1 most of the time

[green moon]

Make that shit 5

[green moon]

Goatssell

[velvet crater]

What's next, you're gonna do football chants now?

[chilly marlin]

hood morning

[broken comet]

quali let's go

[tribal oar]

as an asian i love thse schedules

[warped siren]

good day to watch qualifying at 1 am

[tribal vapor]

the reactions is wild

[green moon]

I agree

[undone kernel]

is it joever?

[signal knoll]

I'll stresm it

WAIT

[mortal rain]

time for the aussie tradition of betting site ads 💀

[signal knoll]

DANGIT

I CANT

MY BAD

[rapid horizon]

yes cunt!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

[signal knoll]

I FORGOR

[shadow tangle]

track temp is over 10° higher since fp3

[stiff solar]

how many races /24 is max gonna win :3

[signal knoll]

I no stream

[shadow tangle]

celsius that is

[tribal oar]

20 at minimum

[stuck onyx]

.stream

[jade mural]

It's not allowed to ask for an illegal stream nor to direct someone to an illegal stream. We are a partnered server, so piracy has no place in this server. This includes telling people how to bypass blocks.

[signal knoll]

Tbh I'm hoping 24/24

[feral lake]

Dude I’m at the Grand Prix and there’s still ads on the broadcast what the flip

[bleak island]

24/24

[mortal rain]

23

he will lose at singapore again

[velvet crater]

Ooh shit Australian weather hitting now

[signal knoll]

I said I forgor

[stiff solar]

bro i love ur name

[snow swan]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[broken comet]

kmag on pole for sure

[abstract summit]

"Verstappen edged by Charles leclerc"

[mortal rain]

thank u

[rapid horizon]

yo what💀🙏