monaco-gp

[warm jay]

prolly median

[oblique elk]

mean is just one form of an average

[warm jay]

median is like the one closest to the middle

idk wtf modal value is

[oblique elk]

median is the middle value, modal is one that appears most often

[toxic siren]

Anyway, Norris should not be on average faster.

idk what they are doing with the numbers to make it look like that.

oh

[stray axle]

i’m ready to either be disappointed or flabbergasted in quali tomorrow

[toxic siren]

Piastri***

[dusty crater]

Merc 1-2

Lewis is him

[toxic siren]

More important is this

Red Bull decided not to include tire degradation in this year's car.

Kinda crazy that nobody thought to just delete that part earlier.

[dusty crater]

💀

DAYM

Piaster probs ate his tyres

[stray axle]

when you forget to playtest real life

[dusty crater]

And Ferrari tyre management was always ass

[hexed panther]

W

Ferrai numba 1

[stray axle]

they seem nutritious

[dusty crater]

They do don’t they

[stray axle]

i have to try before i make assumptions though

[crimson raft]

i reread this about 5 times

[dusty crater]

I’m watching fp1 back whilst doing history and maths work

[dusty crater]

😭

[dusty crater]

Me first

[stray axle]

lewis was doing quali laps in fp2 lmao

[livid yacht]

I’d like to see Checo’s data too though, only because Max has got pretty good at long runs over the last two years

[toxic siren]

It was much of the same

[remote knoll]

where is ur reading lvl at

[toxic siren]

Just no tire deg.

[dusty crater]

Mines 17 💀

[warm jay]

i also thought this was pretty interesting, typically this measures how good they are in low speed

[livid yacht]

Gg this season then

[warm jay]

and haas are like a hell of a lot ahead of everyone

[sharp kiln]

so are mercedes okay in the long runs or does it seem like they're last year ferrari

[toxic siren]

Yeah, it's terrifying.

[stray axle]

sargeant beat yuki in lap times fp2

[toxic siren]

If the tires on the RB actually degrade that slowly then the season is over.

[warm jay]

he was also like the 6th quickest guy in long runs in fp2

[stray axle]

kmag is barack

[toxic siren]

They'll have better tires to pass you at all parts of the race and can pit whenever best fits them without sacrifice.

It's an ultra-powerful advantage to have.

[warm jay]

oh and alpine lost half a second in a season 💀

[crimson raft]

we don’t test for that here
i understood i was just surprised by the info

[sharp kiln]

I dont get how alpine even did what they did

[stray axle]

i mean merc did have an absolute tractor last year

[remote knoll]

oh

[sharp kiln]

The car looks like shit and it is shit

[warm jay]

they were abysmal in bahrain

[remote knoll]

wanna know my reading lvl?

[sharp kiln]

300

[remote knoll]

shut up

[warm jay]

so in race it looks like
1 rb
2 mclaren
3 ferrari
4 merc
5 aston

[stray axle]

alpine fans are probably contemplating suicide

[warm jay]

6 is williams
7 is haas
8 is rb
9 sauber

[sharp kiln]

rb or rb

[warm jay]

10 pisspine

red bull

[sharp kiln]

i thought we was just saying RB are amazing in tyre deg

racing bulls

oh my god wait is that red bull we was talking abt

[warm jay]

just know when we r saying good things abt rb then its prob the good team

otherwise 💀

[sharp kiln]

im gonna cry i thought racing bulls actually did something

[stray axle]

aside from danny somehow doing well in fp1

[sharp kiln]

it is what it is

[stray axle]

-alpine fans after fp1 & 2

[sharp kiln]

do alpine fans even exist

[stray axle]

in france maybe

[remote knoll]

i cant with this

[stray axle]

baguette f1 team when

[remote knoll]

RB will always be the og team

fuck the american express team

[stray axle]

i actually kinda like the vcarb livery

gives toro rosso vibes

remove the fucking cashapp and visa logos and it’s fabulous

[sharp kiln]

rb and rb

why they gotta do that

[stray axle]

silly season is real

[warm jay]

love the livery hate the name

[stray axle]

this

[sharp kiln]

normalize RB being racing bulls and rb being red bull

[stray axle]

rb and rbr
easy

[oblique elk]

im not a massive fan of the livery but everyone goes mad when i say that

[sharp kiln]

yea that

[oblique elk]

or just rb and vcarb

[sharp kiln]

i dont like the hugo cashapp logos

[toxic siren]

It looks like a big red bull can.

[sharp kiln]

Visa dont look bad

[toxic siren]

kinda cool

[oblique elk]

colour scheme i dont like all that much

[stray axle]

racing bulls (rb) and red bull racing (rbr)

[oblique elk]

yeah, and at least its not all carbon

[stray axle]

petition to call 🥩 f1 team highlighter f1 team

probably will call it the highlighter

[remote knoll]

redbull racing (rb)

[oblique elk]

im no longer a sauber fan with the stake sponsorship

used to like alfa

online gambling ruined it 🔥

[stray axle]

oh ffs

[stray axle]

f1 junior can’t talk about gambling since it’s for kids

what will they call the gambling f1 team?

[toxic siren]

Update: No more sharing leaks in regards to the Horner situation. Reposting will be deleted along with any newly leaked content.

[upper lichen]

leaks?

[oblique elk]

they'll still just still call it stake

[stray axle]

do practice/quali standings count?

[remote knoll]

someone already got banned 😭

[oblique elk]

horn(y)er

[oblique elk]

no its not those leaks

[toxic siren]

what?

just those to do with horner

[twin wolf]

Spicy

[stray axle]

i don’t know i’m confused

[toxic siren]

Use context clues, guys and gals and non-binary pals.

[ornate gate]

What about when there is a hole in my water cup

Can I post that?

[toxic siren]

No more Horner leaks.

[stray axle]

water in the hole

[snow swan]

I got some James Horner leaks

[warm jay]

what if hte leak was caused by a horn?

[snow swan]

New cinema music

[stray axle]

literate memes

[ripe quest]

Hey

[stray axle]

the chat died

[ripe quest]

Jeah

[north vale]

What is the situation? Or am I not allowed to know

[toxic siren]

Since lawyers are getting involved and sending cease and desist shit, we want to stay away from it all now.

[north vale]

K

[north vale]

But may I ask what the situation is?

[knotty mist]

So Merc 1-2

Let me have my hopium!!!

[snow swan]

Delulu is the solulu !

[knotty mist]

If we’re finishing 2nd and 3rd on Saturday. Fantastic

[old rivet]

#f1｜media message

[winged rivet]

it's time to wake up m8

[knotty mist]

Also Alpine… I mean my god

[odd heron]

hamilton and russel p1,p2

[mystic frigate]

lads for FP2 what tires were merc and aston running?

[odd heron]

all formula one running on soft tires

*red tires

[mystic frigate]

oh all softs on fp2

hmm

[odd heron]

yes

[warm jay]

that williams line at the bottom is not who you think it is

[stiff bough]

☠️

[warm jay]

SAR average laptime on long runs was 37.364, quicker than both the astons, sainz, and russell

nutty ngl

[remote knoll]

mmmmm

this is our year

[warm jay]

he may have been in the kitchen in the offseason

plus his averages were kinda unfair on him too bc he was catching piastri then got stuck behind him in dirty air (piastri, who btw was the 2nd quickest driver in long runs 💀)

[toxic siren]

no...no...

It's super inconsistent

that only means one person

[warm jay]

he was held up by piastri for his last 3 laps

[toxic siren]

That sounds like massive copium.

[warm jay]

mf i dont give a rats ass abt sargeant 💀

im just shocked hes not last

i only care abt my baby lancie poo n my daddy ayao

[urban comet]

Didnt get the watch today because i work but, is merc actually fast or is it just FP lies

Im assuming fp lies

[warm jay]

they were p quick tbh but it was prolly just fp shenianigans that made rb not the quickes

t

[ornate gate]

Not that it's lies, just that it's not the full showing

[warm jay]

ppl are saying ferrari were running their engines super low

[urban comet]

Yea i didnt mean actual lies just fp tings

[ornate gate]

Then yeah

[warm jay]

honda have said they werent running at max either

so who rlly knows

[urban comet]

Its also weird to admit that

[warm jay]

thats why im not really caring abt the top guys bc they hide their pace way too much

[urban comet]

Yea

Thanks for the info friends

[warm jay]

haas tho looked way better than i thought

[urban comet]

F1 media is always so garbage that i rather ask people

[warm jay]

same w williasm

vcarb looked mid n alpine and sauber looked shit

[sharp kiln]

horner evidence looks odd to me

from what i've seen it looks just weird

its like they're talking on a "to catch a predator" script

[quaint kite]

I would say don't take anything from practice at all. Qualifying is where the pecking order will show itself for real

[chilly seal]

How did McLaren do 🙏🏾

[snow swan]

I forgot it was rawe ceek

[hidden arch]

Show

[sharp kiln]

Can I?

oh well

[hidden arch]

Where did I find them

[sharp kiln]

if i get muted it's your fault

[hidden arch]

u*

[sharp kiln]

twitter

[hidden arch]

where did you find em

oh

ima check

[sharp kiln]

sent

grain of salt as always, its so easy to fake this shit

[thin berry]

Don’t forget the race is on Saturday this week and for Saudi

[vague hornet]

anyone know why redbull is kinda slow? havent watched the practice sessions

[hidden wind]

sandbagging potentially

[remote knoll]

they arent slow it's just practice

it isnt that representative of a teams actual pace

[snow swan]

“Max is slow today”

No max is just playing a video game lmao

https://youtu.be/AA1mdYu-7s4?si=IWfk3AHvQm7sLBYg

[scenic quail]

they have had a balance problem most the practices verstappen has been hating on the car pretty much every session.

[remote knoll]

Max complains about his car every season

[snow swan]

Every race

He also had the fastest average race lap pace today

[remote knoll]

the upshift or downshift is nothing we havent heard of

[livid yacht]

That’s because he’s used to his simulator where it’s almost instant

[snow swan]

Literally his number one whining

[scenic quail]

there specifically having a braking and torque application issue thats what max has been having issues with

[remote knoll]

is that what it is?

[remote knoll]

Don't think RB is slow tho

[hardy cargo]

merc is fp2 merchants this season again it seems

[scenic quail]

I dont think there slow either but its hard to get a guage cause they have had a balance problem the first day so maybe we see something in P3 tomorrow

just commenting on what they have mentioned as the struggles of the car from watching the practices

[jade mural]

Congrats @scenic quail, you're now on lap 5

[remote knoll]

need this week to go a little faster

it should already be friday smh

[scenic quail]

I also find it hard to believe redbull would spend all day sandbagging and sending bad messages about balance on a race weekend instead of dialing in the car.

[remote knoll]

fair enough

[scenic quail]

Its not remotely productive from a race strategy/program standpoint to sandbag on raceweekends.

since you want relevant data you can actually use from that weekends practice to build a plan

Im sure redbull dial it in tomorrow though i would be surprised if they just couldn't find the balance in the car by qualifying

[remote knoll]

forgot there is still fp3

[scenic quail]

yep atleast for me at 6:30am

#NATimezone problems

[remote knoll]

real 😭

[scenic quail]

i just rewatch the vods 😭

[remote knoll]

I was half asleep watching Fp1

[scenic quail]

im usually up at 8am anyways so i usually just tune in right as the vod is kicked out

[remote knoll]

vod?

[scenic quail]

Video on demand

the replay basically

[remote knoll]

ah

[scenic quail]

i just watch everything on f1tv

a bit easier

[remote knoll]

same

I only really watch the practice sessions if it's the first race back

just to see the cars go around once again

[scenic quail]

depends on how tight the season is if i watch the practices

if we got like the big 3 fighting each other at every circuit then ya im watching everything to just see the differences in the cars at each circuit

Ferrari, Red Bull and Merc^

[remote knoll]

That's actually a good point

I probably would too

[scenic quail]

Since when its a close fight you really get some entertaining practices

but like last season where only redbull really got there car right and ran away with teh title it wasn't worth watching practices

[slim loom]

its more him nitpicking

[scenic quail]

its been a constant nitpickign on the brakes and torque issues to be fair like i said i think it gets figured out tomorrow just the main reason there struggling has definitely been applying the torgue outta slow corners and braking issues the cars not really balanced yet.

[stiff bough]

so same thing as last year

[scenic quail]

i mean if your being trolly for the sake of trolly cause a driver complains about balance of there car so you write off the reasons there complaining about something tehn sure.

But the silly oh verstappen is complaining to complain meme is getting old

[slim loom]

I think they mean since people thought red bull struggled in practice last year

[scenic quail]

the car clearly wasn't balanced

[stiff bough]

i mean that's literally what he did almost every race last year, complained about the upshifts and downshifts and GP just gave him different diff/torque settings to use.

[scenic quail]

bigger difference is you could tell they actuallys truggled with the first 2 practices tehn dialed in the car near half way through p3 last year and it was smoking going into Q1

[scenic quail]

Yes because thats a drivers job is to relay a problem there having

what a novel concept

the quicker it gets to the mechanics the quicker a solution can be figured out to minimize time in the garage

Thats just being proactive.

[stiff bough]

I don't get why you're being so passive aggressive. It's not a big deal for the team, GP brushed him off when he spoke about it on the radio at the end of P2

[vague bramble]

despite complaining he practically won all but 3 races

[slim loom]

Max just desires perfection

[scenic quail]

As any driver should

[stiff bough]

well this isnt a utopia, so perfection is unrealistic.

[scenic quail]

I despise Max for his antics on the track during races and his petulance with some of the moves he makes that cause accidents but I wont hate on the dude or use the same dried up shitty meme of oh max is complaining to complain

its just so tiresomely boring and adds zero to a conversation

someone asked why verstappen was slow today and 90% of the people said "its just max complaining to complain" instead of just answering the dudes question about what the issues were for the car.

[lethal horizon]

Any Bahrain paddock visitors? lets meet up

[hollow apex]

maxsplaining my beloved

[snow swan]

Do you have the graph of average lap times by chance

You know, the one that shows max on average being the fastest across the spread of laps

Max has been able to have a good consistent race pace on mediums and I still think he will be a bit iffy in the qualifying but make it up in the actual race

[sonic orbit]

hi

[scenic quail]

I mean you got all of p3 to shake out that car i think they will figure it out

an extra hour of track time does wonders for figuring out balance issues

[snow swan]

RedBull are great when it comes to strategize the race

Can't say same for checo

He's gonna struggle like last season

Aston Martin aren't talked about much I would say

[snow swan]

He was doing it on softs earlier which was enjoyable. Wasnt even getting to 8th gear on the main straight except for 2 laps at the end just to maintain his delta. Every corner he was on the track clean and not running off track limits like everyone else. He was riding 6th through multiple mid speed corners and not flicking whatsoever into corners. Dude was masterclass driving and all people see is that he wasnt at the top of the timing page lol

Everyone is focused on Ferrari and RB, Aston Martin will bring some nice shocking results

[scenic quail]

That was the average long run lap times

[snow swan]

I was caught off guard at first as well and then i just started watching him and it was just silly how easy he was making it

[scenic quail]

for FP2

[snow swan]

Yeah even the average shows my point and graph with the laps on the y axis is even better

They wanted to know what it looks like into the race and its easy to know why ever since 2022

[scenic quail]

negative russell had the best long run times but hamilton had the best quali sim time

[snow swan]

How is Mercedes in straights?

[scenic quail]

Faster then last year

not the fastest but a marked improvement

[snow swan]

Bumpy, fast and i worry about their plank damage

[scenic quail]

honeslty everyones plank damage is gona be rough this track need to be resurfaced already its incredibly bumpy

[snow swan]

For sure

[scenic quail]

mclaren looked like they were getting a massage from a jackhammer

[snow swan]

LOL

[scenic quail]

going down the main straight

[snow swan]

Charles was having a lot of trouble when i was watching his laps

I saw Hulkenberg in the timing chart and I had to look it twice

[scenic quail]

tomorrow will be very interesting atleast

alot of fun storylines already

[round heath]

g

[snow swan]

I think they wanted a pseudo quali run

[scenic quail]

redbull have the best race pace on paper so far.

there quali pace though was rough

[snow swan]

I would love to see Piastri/Alonso finish in the podium tomorrow in quali

[scenic quail]

you would need ALOT to go right for that to happen xD

[snow swan]

Just hope stroll isn't in their way

[scenic quail]

i still dont get how stroll has a drive

[snow swan]

Or either one of the Alpines

Stroll needs to go out in Q1

[narrow garnet]

Both alpines will be out in Q1 at this rate

[snow swan]

True

[remote knoll]

im back

g'day

[snow swan]

That means Hulkenberg has some hopes for Q3, Sauber won't make it past Q1 as well

[remote knoll]

buenos dias

[narrow garnet]

I think both saubers and both alpines out in Q1 is a pretty safe bet tbh

just a matter of who the 5th one out is

[snow swan]

Needs to be Stroll

[narrow garnet]

I don't think it will be, even with stroll that aston should still make Q3

[snow swan]

I have high hopes for Williams

Especially Sargeant

[muted igloo]

Fr

[narrow garnet]

WIlliams still straight line merchants

[remote knoll]

Pure skill

[muted igloo]

Fr

[muted igloo]

True

[unborn crest]

Not me casually forgetting F1 was back so quick 😭

[remote knoll]

I'm not feeling Bahrain tbh

[hearty shoal]

Anyone gonna be up tonight to watch f3 sprint and wanna voice chat?

when it's on

[lost ether]

hi

[rugged scroll]

hi

[lone vale]

Yk what’s so funny

The trolls when Lewis left

Saying the car was so bad

And now the car is cooking

Haha

[rugged scroll]

ikrr

[rugged scroll]

wait

ur name is dylan also?

[lone vale]

Ye

[rugged scroll]

sameee lmaooo

[lone vale]

Ayyy

Imagine Lewis regrets his move

[rugged scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-wolff-headphone-smash-gif-24029400

bro be like

[lone vale]

Exactly he’s gonna look dumb lmao

[rugged scroll]

ikrr

[rugged scroll]

i added u btwww

[lone vale]

Plus they said first time we can tell the pecking order

[lone vale]

Bet

[rugged scroll]

my dad almost had a heat attck from lewis to ferrari

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-sebastian-vettel-f1-gif-23794498

[lone vale]

You see the sh with redbull

They said it dosent feel right

[rugged scroll]

yeah i was like wtf happend?

[lone vale]

P7 and p11

Ridiculous

And wtv happening with Horner

[rugged scroll]

right i was like um what happend rb

[rugged scroll]

mate has been with redbull for 20 years

[lone vale]

Ye but there’s some sh with him

Idk what’s it’s abt

[rugged scroll]

ikr

[lone vale]

And bro I’m finna be watching quali in the middle of class lmao

[rugged scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-schumacher-formula1-formula-one-awkward-smile-gif-7236697

[rugged scroll]

broo same lol

btww yk what dad about max

my

[lone vale]

I hope Lewis can get that p1 for quali

[rugged scroll]

same here

[lone vale]

I wanna see him regret his decision lol

[rugged scroll]

lol ikr

[lone vale]

People were saying this before

The car finna be good

And then he has to leave

[rugged scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-bored-f1-waving-legs-reaction-gif-4824109469932584092

lolll

https://tenor.com/view/michael-schumacher-gif-23877687

[hearty shoal]

Anyone wanna get a little party together during the f3 quali anyone that will be awake

F3 sprint* oops

[sharp kiln]

No.

[clear badger]

No

[slim chasm]

No

[undone anvil]

Yes (no)

[urban comet]

I mean yea ofc

Also i looked at the fuel runs

RB is gonna win

[slim chasm]

nah, Danny Ric doesn't have the pace

Max in the RBR have the pace based on FP2 I believe

[narrow garnet]

on long runs in FP2 top three were RBR, McLaren and Ferrari/Mercedes basically the same

[vocal kindle]

Uhhh

[slim chasm]

ohhh

[urban comet]

I meant rbr my bad

Its gonna take me a while to get used to it

[slim chasm]

oh yes it will

and it will be fun watching everyone getting it mixed up lol

[urban comet]

Its deeply stupid that they did this but we will adapt lmfao

[slim chasm]

I think some marketing guy at Red Bull precisely intends for this to happen

[high wigeon]

Plz no more Snooze Bull domination

[slim chasm]

ofc not

[high wigeon]

[slim chasm]

the grid will be competitive

for one lap

[high wigeon]

I just want competitive season even if Red Bull win at the end

[high wigeon]

🤝

Ferrari seem to fix their big tyre deg for race and Mercedes with a conventional concept

[barren parcel]

Isn't Alpha Tauri just VCARB now

[slim chasm]

VCARB is the full title sponsor name

RB is the team name

[high wigeon]

That VCARB looks lit

Something about them

They should make Q3

[barren parcel]

Also
genuine question
What's stopping RBR and VCARB from just
RBR passing down last year's car to VCARB

[stiff bough]

the rules

[high wigeon]

My guess would be regulations since they own VCARB. They prob have limitation on passing on components.

[stiff bough]

besides the parts you are allowed to buy, you need to make everything else yourself

and that includes having proof that you developed them yourself too at any point when the FIA may ask for them.

it was because of toro rosso that you cant run a previous years cars chassis

back in yonder days

[barren parcel]

Previous year chassis were run all the time in the past iirc

[stiff bough]

think it was banned for 2011

need someone more knowledgeable of that time period to confirm smh

[slim chasm]

close, 2010

[stiff bough]

good enough

[slim chasm]

Toro Rosso was forced to become a real F1 team lol, nearly got sold even

[stiff bough]

on one hand

thank god

on the other

....

[slim chasm]

yeah quite an useless spot innit

[stiff bough]

usf1 im sure would've gladly taken it

but well.

[slim chasm]

lmao

too bad Andretti didn't think to come in at that time

[orchid sandal]

Did max crash in fp1?

[slim chasm]

no

[stiff bough]

too busy trying to fluke their way to their once a decade title win in indy

[orchid sandal]

That's what i thought, someone thought he did so i double checked

Thanks mate

[slim chasm]

Well, it's not quite once in a decade anymore these days

lmao

bless Kirkwood for stepping up last year, cause Herta and RoGro choked 4 poles

[stiff bough]

Grosjean was just downright embarrassing.

[vocal kindle]

Screw stake

I loved Alfa

But they gone

Womp womp

Now Ferrari

[tacit salmon]

Alnoso

[slate cipher]

Guys why TF is fp1 in Thursday

It’s Friday sat Sunday

[slim chasm]

cause the race is in Saturday

[slate cipher]

Why

[slim chasm]

ramadhan

[slate cipher]

Seriously?

[slim chasm]

yes?

[gray vapor]

guh??

[timid cloud]

if the race was hosted in any other country (just imagine bahrain was replaced) would the race be on saturday itself

[craggy zenith]

if it wasn't in the Middle East no

[slim chasm]

yes

cause Saudi is still on Saturday

unless there's a week gap like how Australia -> Bahrain used to go

[craggy zenith]

the Saturday race thing is because of Ramadhan

with the exception of Las Vegas because Las Vegas says fuck you to Sunday race day

[timid cloud]

if australia was hosting thr first race this ramadan thing would not be considered ?

[craggy zenith]

nope

[modest verge]

I can finally talk

[slim chasm]

no, cause they're so far away from Saudi-Bahrain

there will be a week gap for logistics anyway

[timid cloud]

o ok

thanks

[modest verge]

Bro I been here since December and cuz of my phone being on another account I couldn’t talk at all here 💀

[narrow garnet]

If Australia decided to not budge and stay opener, you'd probably have to push Bahrain and Saudi to the end of the season because it'd probably be too hot by the time Ramadan finished

[timid cloud]

o

[slim chasm]

I'm sure they can work some things out

say, a February season opener

[narrow garnet]

Would be quite hot down here, but I guess we've had rather hot races here in the past

Actually next year is just difficult in general because Ramadan is Feb 27-Mar 29

I think you might have no choice but to put all the middle east races at the end to accommodate

Would make sense if their goal is trying to regionalise the calendar too

[lone flume]

race had to be on saturday in saudi due to ramadan and since there must be at least a week's gap between each race, bahrain gp also had to be shifted to a saturday.

[narrow garnet]

You have the Asia-pacifc leg at the start, then the European leg, then American and finally Middle Eastern

[slim chasm]

Europan leg with Canada and Miami in between ofc

[narrow garnet]

Of course

[slim chasm]

as tradition

[lone flume]

isn't australia the season opener from 2025?

[slim chasm]

that's the plan

[narrow garnet]

2025 locked in as per its contract (barring another situation ala this year) then another 3 or 4 over the life of the contract

And always round 2 or 3 if not the opener

[somber scroll]

yo

what time is the bahrain race

[slim chasm]

one day and 11 hour

[somber scroll]

k

thanks

[woeful pewter]

https://discord.com/channels/142082511902605313/789272044519948308

[undone anvil]

i really think cutting the schedule down to 17-20 races would be better 🙂 i know it will never happen again though

[somber scroll]

maybe

[tall tapir]

most drivers want this

[slim chasm]

Nah, too much gap before

[undone anvil]

makes each race more special

[slim chasm]

fuck special

[undone anvil]

and more impactful on the championship

[slim chasm]

imagine having a thing to do at certain dates and have to wait another month for F1

[undone anvil]

what do you mean

[granite gale]

Just do 2 races a month for 8 months

We good

[slim chasm]

with too few races, if you miss a race, then you'll have to wait too long for another race

[undone anvil]

with 24 races and 6 sprints you end up missing even more races

[slim chasm]

but then I can watch another one very quickly

[undone anvil]

i guess we just view it differently.

[lone flume]

as a fan, i'd prefer the current calendar because not having f1 on a weekend feels like a crime

but i know it's very demanding for the drivers

[compact pewter]

Well

[sage wolf]

👍

[compact pewter]

My server name is Kirby colour now

[slim chasm]

Alpine fans?

impossible

[compact pewter]

Yes

[snow swan]

Do McLaren still have the lap times to challenge Mercedes and Ferrari again?

[lone flume]

making up for the lack of pink on the car

[snow swan]

Like last season?

[compact pewter]

Alpine is a shitbox...

[lone flume]

honestly, i don't even wanna think too much about practice.. it just fucks with your head 😭 we'll watch quali and finally be able to tell how the cars are.

[compact pewter]

I can only hope Alpine can beat Aston Martin back

[lone flume]

aston martin looks good ngl

[woeful pewter]

honestly i wouldnt be surprised if they are battling

[snow swan]

I just wanted to know if I should get from those 3 in my fantasy

[slim chasm]

pretty hard when they're gonna be fighting Haas and Sauber

[random juniper]

brother alpine is not beating shit

😭

[compact pewter]

[snow swan]

Alonso will cook again too

[woeful pewter]

actually

[random juniper]

My glorious king 24/24

[slim chasm]

let's see, it's overweight, draggy and underpowered. Beating Haas would be an achievement lol

[woeful pewter]

the name is Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber 🤓 ☝️

[slim chasm]

damn

[snow swan]

Racing Bulls ownership seems to have been deceiving people

[compact pewter]

Hope Aston downgrades their car like last season

[random juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[slim chasm]

spoiler alert: they're not

[full ermine]

don’t fat shame the car

[lone flume]

it's ben10 team ✅

[slim chasm]

the scale doesn't lie

[compact pewter]

It's Sauber F1 Team

[full ermine]

the scale broke 😭😭😭😭😭

[compact pewter]

My prediction of WCC

[full ermine]

a man can dream

[stoic wolf]

If only

[slim chasm]

Alpine is not getting 8th lol

[compact pewter]

7th then

[gray vapor]

why aston so low tho

[slim chasm]

haha

no

[compact pewter]

Aston Last then

[woeful pewter]

aston isnt gonna be that low

[gray vapor]

bro what 💀

[compact pewter]

Alpine wants Revenge

[undone anvil]

LAston Martin

[woeful pewter]

they dont seem horrible but not as good as they started last year idk

we will see tommorow

[compact pewter]

to prove Alonso leaving Renault for Aston is dead wrong

[slim chasm]

And I want a F1 car

[gray vapor]

top 5 atleast

[slim chasm]

sometimes we cannot get all we want

[slim chasm]

isn't that's a bit too late lol

[full ermine]

my (a man can dream) top 3 list of constructors championship
(all because of Danny rics 2000 points)
(funny)
(I like Fastcar Petri)

[compact pewter]

You mean
my (a man can dream) top 3 list of constructors championship
(all because of Danny rics 2000 points)
(funny)
(I like Fastcar Petri)

[stiff bough]

and to prove that, they sacked their f1 teams CEO, then sacked the team principal, then made a shit car with a shit livery, and are now at risk of losing both Ocon and Gasly

Sounds like the plan is going well so far.

[slim chasm]

well to be exact, they fired every top management members lol

[compact pewter]

As an Alpine fan.
A524 livery is the worst livery in F1 24

[random juniper]

schizophrenia behavior

[slim chasm]

hey, they have the rights to be delulu

[stiff bough]

for Elliott's sake i hope he doesnt ever go to alpine

[slim chasm]

I don't think he's too interested in that atm lol

[compact pewter]

My initial prediction

This was before Pre-season

2024 is a big fuck you to me

Was hoping for Alpine being Best of the rest.
But no...

[slim chasm]

Alpine P4 lol

such off season optimism

[compact pewter]

That was my prediction before the preseason

[gray vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-aston-martin-f1-alonso-aston-martin-lance-stroll-33-gif-8069537078924070712

[compact pewter]

Lance Stroll will pull Aston Martin back

Just like AM lost to McLaren due to Stroll

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-shitbox-its-a-ferrari-gif-21704635

[lone flume]

sweet dreams are made of this. who am i to disagree?

[compact pewter]

Alpine fans

I wish Gasly stays at Toro Rosso

I cannot believe Alpine really made a shitbox this season

[weak root]

max during practice earlier

[compact pewter]

Max will get a karma this season

Prediction in F1 24 WDC Standing

[gray vapor]

bros lost it

[compact pewter]

I don't wish Gasly on Top 10 anymore due to a shitbox dude

[cobalt spindle]

Never predict again

[compact pewter]

No

[stoic wolf]

Wut

[woeful pewter]

my predictions

im not even a max fan but im just being fr

[snow swan]

Max wins p1

with hope lewis gets p3

Charles might get p5

i think lando will be p2

[compact pewter]

Hope Max gets P6

In the championship

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

Not even a hater

i just wana see somthing diffrent for once

also this is the last season with lewis at mb

[compact pewter]

I became Max hater because he made F1 23 as the Dullest Season in F1 History

[raven wagon]

Nah 2004 was even worse

Plus why hate a driver cause he dominates

[snow swan]

Because it takes the fun out of watching competion

I know hes gonna have a 10 second lead before the race even starts

[raven wagon]

Well if you look past P1, there is competition

All those midfield battles

[compact pewter]

Yes

That's what I really hate

[lone flume]

that doesn't mean he is to blame. you should hope others catch up instead. hate him coz he's too good? 💀

[formal wraith]

I mean it wasn't that dull

It was historic

Max beat so many records

[compact pewter]

I hate him because he takes out the point of watching F1

[snow swan]

I wish ferrari knew what they were doing

They punish their drivers

[compact pewter]

Fuck those Strategists

[lone flume]

i just know you're aware of how baseless that sounds. i understand the emotion but it's makes no sense. the hate train is forced.

[lone flume]

me 24/7

[compact pewter]

Only Max fans say this thing

[lone flume]

hoping lewis brings in some good insight and they listen to him for once

[snow swan]

"copy that we are checking"

[lone flume]

you're dodging now.. what i said is valid and everyone knows it deep down

y'all hate him because he's too good

that's a compliment 😭

[compact pewter]

No

[compact pewter]

I hate him because he takes out the point of watching F1

[lone flume]

car's broken into 2.. "box box"

[lone flume]

that's like telling someone to do bad on a test because you're not good enough to compete

[snow swan]

i dont nessarly hate him i just

dont even know how to put it into words

[remote knoll]

🤔

[snow swan]

he consistantly has a huge lead over every team

so two things can be made

Hes too good

or

[raven wagon]

So basically every driver that dominated f1 should be hated cause it removes the point of f1

[snow swan]

Everyone elese sucks

[remote knoll]

lmao domination is F1

[snow swan]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[raven wagon]

This katamari guy must have forgotten about the Mclaren Senna Prost domination, Michael, Seb and Lewis

[compact pewter]

There was Senna Vs Prost despite McLaren Honda Dominance

When Max Dominance Ends, I will stop hating on him

[raven wagon]

So classic f1 stereotype of hating drivers cause they winning too much then

[compact pewter]

Brazil 22 too

[versed eagle]

lewis fastest time😤

[stoic wolf]

Mood af

[remote knoll]

Lewis Fp2 vs lewis q3

[snow swan]

i got pissed af when lewis god disqualfied becaus mb fucked his car up

[remote knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

[snow swan]

it was a fit of rage

[versed eagle]

lol

[remote knoll]

I was amused

interesting how it's a random pick

[versed eagle]

what pic i only watched highlights

[remote knoll]

lewis and charles were part of the random 4 to have their cars checked

[compact pewter]

Leclerc will use Yellow T-Cam next year

[lone flume]

RIGHT??? like how do you make it their fault lmfao

[uneven spear]

love this pic man

[remote knoll]

Hate the game

[compact pewter]

AM is the only 2nd driver to rekt the hell out of 1st driver

[uneven spear]

so max is mad about his car huh is this the year guys?

[remote knoll]

no

He always whines

[lone flume]

far fetched

[remote knoll]

it doesn't tell us much imo

[raven wagon]

The equivalent of "Bono my tyres are gone"

[compact pewter]

Max: I gave my reasons... And I stand by it!

[snow swan]

For what

lmao

[remote knoll]

For a community that is always bashing Max for complaining about his car I'm surprised people are reading this much into it

[compact pewter]

Community should bash Max for Brazil 22

[remote knoll]

and they did

and now it's 24

crazy

[raven wagon]

They did lol

[remote knoll]

crazy how time works

[compact pewter]

He should stay hated then

Just like Seb after Multi 21 incident (Became loved years later)

[remote knoll]

hmm

right

[raven wagon]

You do you

[compact pewter]

Leclerc WDC 2024?

[lone flume]

OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET THIS

[compact pewter]

Maranello

[lone flume]

i lost hope that we'd get the fish eye cam picture of ham, leclerc, max and alonso

[compact pewter]

2018 Fans when Max wins: GO FOR IT MAX!

2023 Fans when Max wins: FUCK YOU MAX!

I really miss Old Max Verstappen

Current Max Verstappen is so evil

[snow swan]

Max really be on autopilot with a 15sec lead

[neon forge]

I hate max all time and the redbull

[compact pewter]

I was Max fan until 2022

[uneven spear]

never lose hope in leclerc then

[wispy quest]

I'm guessing Kick Stake Sauber F1 Team WCC

Bottas wins every race

[compact pewter]

You mean Sauber F1 Team

[lone flume]

okay but fr where did you find it

[wispy quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fiilismies-olut-beer-finland-finland-flag-gif-24907271

[wispy quest]

KICK Stake Moneygram Tostitos F1 team

[lone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/ben10-omnitrix-hero-time-gif-23204245

[snow swan]

Ferrari startagists always mess him up somehow

[compact pewter]

->
->

[snow swan]

Everything hes doing well somthing happens

[wispy quest]

If Max doesn't win tomorrow, who?

Norris?

Lewis?

[compact pewter]

Norris in McLaren Honda, no chance

[lone flume]

we'll probably know after quali

[uneven spear]

i found it in a leclerc fp i looked to the insta accound of F1 too but i couldnt find it

[ancient meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-gif-15409674451501385698

fernando is daddy

also

is merc really winning?

[compact pewter]

Q2 Exit for him please

[lone flume]

Oooo cool cool

[wispy quest]

[lone flume]

i don't think so

[ancient meadow]

ah okay

[uneven spear]

unfortunately yes 😦

[ancient meadow]

bye lando

[uneven spear]

nah man

[lone flume]

@snow swan we won

[uneven spear]

si ragazzi 😉

[uneven spear]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

LMAO

[lone flume]

nostalgia skwkksksksk

[uneven spear]

im still in this sjakxjajskwkks

[compact pewter]

Hope Verstappen pulls the Alonso in Mexico 2023 Performance (aka Worst performance in single 2023 GP)

[lone flume]

boy you're taken shush

[raven wagon]

Didnt Alonso dnf that race

[compact pewter]

He DNF'd

[uneven spear]

I asked my friend this newspapers who went on holiday to Italy for two weeks an awesome memory for me man

[compact pewter]

He was extremely bad that race

Worse than Stroll in SGP

[lone flume]

wowww! amazing stuff

[uneven spear]

I'll probably get it framed

[compact pewter]

Even Bowltas in Hungary did Better than him

[raven wagon]

At least Alonso lasted more than 1 corner

[radiant crow]

True

[compact pewter]

P18-P19 all the time

[radiant crow]

Some dont

[lone flume]

yesterday i found some newspapers from 2016 in the store room and i saw lewis on it lmao 😭 funny how i'd been doodling on it in class and didn't realize someday i'd be a formula 1 fan

[radiant crow]

Destiny

[raven wagon]

Casually forgets the 8 podiums and p4 in the wdc for Aston

[radiant crow]

Ur future wqs prepped for u

[compact pewter]

In a single race, not whole season

[lone flume]

rightttt? hahahaa

[lone flume]

cool to think of it that way

[radiant crow]

Fr right

[compact pewter]

If that's whole season. He was 3rd best driver in 2023 season

[uneven spear]

That's how every adventure begins 😄

[compact pewter]

I hope Alpine makes a Huge Upgrade like McLaren did last year

[lone flume]

alpine is in so much trouble 🚶🏻‍♀️

[raven wagon]

Except they are Alpine

[uneven spear]

These 3-4 months did not pass i missed the races very much

[compact pewter]

So does McLaren early last year

[lone flume]

i feel you! i didn't realize when f1 became my whole personality.. off season was HELL

[snow swan]

Alpine can improve but it will take time

[compact pewter]

You guys did too

[lone flume]

but like @raven wagon said, they're alpine

[compact pewter]

I know they are Alpine-Renault

[lone flume]

keep faith though 👼🏻

[compact pewter]

They will follow McLaren-Honda suit this season

[uneven spear]

Exactly

[raven wagon]

Engine being shit in power and reliability every season

[compact pewter]

Aston Martin-Mercedes

No

I mean Haas-Ferrari

Haas haven't been upgraded their car after 2020

[lone flume]

they broke

got their driver hammering

[raven wagon]

Erm 2022?

Haas do upgrade their car, just it sucks ass

[compact pewter]

While Aston Martin downgraded their car last season

[lone flume]

but they look good this season so meh

[raven wagon]

It either makes their car go backwards or it had little to no improvement

[uneven spear]

Their engineers are no different from carpenters

[compact pewter]

Which

Tell me it's Alpine

[lone flume]

aston martin

[compact pewter]

Smh

[uneven spear]

it''s like they're making a vehicle out of wood or something 🤒

[compact pewter]

Still

[lone flume]

aww 😭

[compact pewter]

I hope Aston Martin downgrade their car like 2023

[raven wagon]

Why? Cause you want Alpine to come out on top?

[lone flume]

i think i finally see where the "hate the one on top" opinion comes from 😭

[compact pewter]

Best of the rest at most

[compact pewter]

Pierre in the Team

[slim chasm]

spoiler alert

they're not

[compact pewter]

They are

[raven wagon]

Then phrase it in a more positive way by saying Alpine should make big improvements

[lone flume]

and i thought tiffosis are delusional

[velvet crater]

Bro 💀

[raven wagon]

Not go and wish for other teams to be shit

[icy haven]

Why quali at 17.00

[uneven spear]

i dont think so fam

[velvet crater]

One time we had a great development period in 2022

One time we were shit in development in 2023

[lone flume]

comes alongside hopelessness

[uneven spear]

[velvet crater]

This year, AM have prob fixed that development issues

[velvet crater]

Y’all aren’t the most delusional fans!

[lone flume]

you and me both dw :))

[uneven spear]

well you're right

[compact pewter]

Red Bull - Overpowered
Mercedes - Shit Car
Ferrari - Shit Strategy

McLaren - Good
Aston Martin - Good, shit at the end
Alpine - Good
AlphaTauri - Shit at the start

Williams - Good
Alfa Romeo - Meh

Haas - Snail

[uneven spear]

Tiffosis are there for these days, aren't they?

[mossy axle]

What

[lone flume]

okay but to be fair, the team does give us false hope here and there 🤓👆🏻

[velvet crater]

Tf????????

[lone flume]

like 2022 was fucking PAINFUL

[uneven spear]

Dont remind it

[compact pewter]

Fastest car, but shittiest strategy in the world (2022)

[lone flume]

who?

[compact pewter]

Ferrari

[velvet crater]

I dont buy Mercs shit car

[uneven spear]

every time I remember the 2022 season I feel like hanging myself

[mossy axle]

Wasn’t fastest for long was it

[velvet crater]

Then say Alpine is good

Like

What

Merc is clearly faster than Alpine

[winged rivet]

alpine good?

[mossy axle]

Third fastest car = shit!!👍🔥👍🔥

[compact pewter]

Your idol in 2021 had a decent car

He became shit in 2022

[icy haven]

Alpine drivers are good. The car definitely not.

[lone flume]

"fastest car" is far fetched on its own 🧍‍♂️

[compact pewter]

And became god in 2023

[winged rivet]

what are you on about m8

[velvet crater]

Bro what kind of delusion are you in

[mossy axle]

What are you on

[winged rivet]

exactly

[mossy axle]

I’d like some

[velvet crater]

That doesnt explain the fucking reason why Merc is shit

[lone flume]

he's an alpine fan in 2024

[velvet crater]

Yet Alpine is good

[compact pewter]

The GOAT beat him like 4-5 times in 2022

[velvet crater]

💀

[digital hull]

Alpine litteraly comes to your mind when you think about the worst team (after Haas)

[compact pewter]

Since 2023*

[velvet crater]

Haas is at least funny

[winged rivet]

oh

[icy haven]

Merc is just a pile of hundensheißhe

[mossy axle]

Alpines engine beat him yeah

[velvet crater]

Bro do you know that your car is shit

Like holy fuck

[compact pewter]

Latifi to be exact

[lone flume]

not being at the very back of the grid will be a win for alpine

[compact pewter]

I fucking know that

[compact pewter]

A524 is a shitbox

[uneven spear]

let's remember this moment again no matter how painful it is

[velvet crater]

Then why are you saying Merc is shit but Alpine is good

[icy haven]

Mclaren got a merc engine. Why aren't they shit?

[velvet crater]

Like that doesnt make any sense

[compact pewter]

That's 2023

[slim chasm]

the snail is gonna beat your team lol

[lone flume]

what the fuck help- im crying

[compact pewter]

And Alpine got 2 Bronze medals last year

[velvet crater]

MERC GOT MORE PODIUMS THAN ALPINE WDYM

???????????????

[compact pewter]

0 wins as Top 3 Team

[lone flume]

bro

[uneven spear]

😔

[lone flume]

whatever helps you sleep at night at this point

[icy haven]

No but acutally? Why?

[velvet crater]

BROOOOO

You are actually so delusional

[uneven spear]

It was one of those races where I was going to smash the shit out of the TV

[compact pewter]

At least I ain't overturning the results on AD21

[velvet crater]

???????????????

I wasnt even saying that???????????

[compact pewter]

Lewis fans are far more delusional

[velvet crater]

BRO YOU’RE COMPARING WINS TO PODIUMS

Like Alpine has zero wins too

[compact pewter]

ALPINE IS A MIDFIELD TEAM
WHILE MERCEDES-BENZ IS A TOP 3 TEAM

DIFFERENT CLASSES DUDE

[slim chasm]

yeah cause Mercedes is actually competent lol

[velvet crater]

Okay so basically

What you’re saying is that

Haas are goated

Because they’re in their own class of their own

[icy haven]

I wanted to say Pierre Gasly Monza but that was with AT

[compact pewter]

Exactly

AlphaTauri was 7th car at that time

[velvet crater]

where does alpha tauri come into the mix of this concersation

This just means that VCARB and Alpine have the same amount of wins since the last 6 seasons

[compact pewter]

That's Toro Rosso, not VCARB

[velvet crater]

They’re the same team????????

[compact pewter]

Same team

But VCARB name is terrible

[velvet crater]

Agreed tbh

[compact pewter]

Alpine better place higher than Aston this season

[velvet crater]

…

okay then

[icy haven]

Esteban Ocon. Hungary 2021

[compact pewter]

Alpine is a shitbox this year

[velvet crater]

Oh yeah forgot about this

[true fern]

I hope I win f2 sprint

[winged rivet]

everyone kinda does and so do i

[velvet crater]

I was there to watch it too lmao

[compact pewter]

Ocon betrayed Alonso 1 year later

[winged rivet]

same it was quite event full with bottas going bowling

[winged rivet]

yep

[compact pewter]

Alonso is far better than Ocon last year

While Ocon got karma last Bahrain GP

[icy haven]

Breaking: opel joins f1 in 2029

Lmao

[compact pewter]

Replace Haas please

[lusty totem]

Ocon always drives selfishly

[slim chasm]

Alpine first

[snow swan]

WHAT HAPPENWD

[compact pewter]

No, Haas First

Apparently they are the

[slim chasm]

no, Alpine is

[compact pewter]

No. Haas is

[lone flume]

@snow swan !!!!

[uneven spear]

😄

[snow swan]

oh yay thank u sm

[slim chasm]

no u

[uneven spear]

i was waiting the fish eye leclerc too and then it popped in my insta

[snow swan]

thank u for sending it here

now i just need the max one

[naive ice]

hi everyone

[soft sinew]

hiee

[naive ice]

was anyone at the bahrain f1 yesterday?

[compact pewter]

Well

It's a shitbox!

2024 is a big fuck you to me already

[lone flume]

alpine fan 👆🏻

[compact pewter]

Lots of Alpine fans in France

[snow swan]

mdrr

[uneven spear]

always

[uneven spear]

Ahhahahshahzhsjsje

waiting the gp

[wary pelican]

zhou pls get p13 or higher 🙏🙏🙏

[snow swan]

ayo when is the practice and quali scheduled for today>>

?

[wary pelican]

idk like

[raw umbra]

Hello !

[wary pelican]

in 4 hrs

[hexed halo]

What are the chances Merc get dq again because they set their car too low? They seemed to be sparking a hell of a lot more than anyone else

[raw umbra]

You will difuse essaie 3

?

[uneven spear]

in 4 hours

[pine turret]

POV: @slow wagon in Sweden waiting for the Swedish Winter GP

[mossy axle]

w

Winter is gone though

[snow swan]

unlikely

[mossy axle]

No more snow

[uneven spear]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[uneven spear]

@pine turret wait man did you see my fish eyes leclerc

😮‍💨

[pine turret]

Lmao

Fish eye Ferrari gang 💪

[gleaming flare]

Where can we find the chats of Christian Horner?

[slim chasm]

not here

that's for sure

[compact pewter]

Toyota Levin AE85 can beat the hell out of Haas VF-24

[lone flume]

@uneven spear f1 uploaded a different leclerc fish eye picture on their instagram!

[uneven spear]

Yessss i saw it thats my pfp right now 😉😎

[lone flume]

ohhh yesss i didn't notice

[uneven spear]

it fits perfectly i loved it so much