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slow wagon
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Yeah he's not Vettel (I AM JOKING I AM JOKING)

soft mason
slow wagon
soft mason
slow wagon
pastel yoke
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bird is on the list

late hemlock
thin berry
tawny wing
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Carlos's hair for me is the most magnificent

soft mason
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Only correct answer honestly

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Strolls hair is like a young professor snape

slim chasm
mighty terrace
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I’m not feeling well

waxen magnet
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w_medium --> w_soft

lethal sand
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Here's a fun offseason question: Let's say you are the President of the FIA, and you were given unlimited power to change the sport of Formula 1 as you see fit, what would you do?

lethal sand
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Wanna hear some of my changes first?

1). No more DRS, the overtakes are artificial and literally make it almost impossible to defend for the defending driver, so replace it with a push to pass system

surreal meteor
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…which is not artificial??

lethal sand
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Well at least with push to pass, it doesn't give the attacking car an unfair advantage

surreal meteor
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DRS only exists because the cars are too dogshit to race each other, if they could you wouldn't need it, or push to pass or attack mode or any other gimmick

lethal sand
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IndyCar has it and they don't need it though

surreal meteor
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yup same with FE and attack mode

lethal sand
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I'm saying Push to Pass would promote more wheel to wheel racing and drivers having to actually fight for positions

surreal meteor
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Right but I'm saying what you actually need to fix is the cars

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because even with DRS they can't race

lethal sand
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Which maybe lowering the downforce is a possible solution

surreal meteor
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overtakes are rare even with an unfair system designed to specifically make more overtakes happen

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I mean I'd start with spec power units and making the cars smaller and slower

lethal sand
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Issue is the PU suppliers wouldn't like it

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Though smaller cars is worth exploring

surreal meteor
lethal sand
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I mean do you really want to end up like CART did?

surreal meteor
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but like… who is going to leave F1 because you made it cheaper lmao

lethal sand
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Fair

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Schedule wise, a hard limit of no more than 22 GPs per year, and one round per country

surreal meteor
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Honestly I might even reduce it to 20

lethal sand
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That means no more Miami, Las Vegas, or Imola

surreal meteor
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Tighten up the schedule

slow wagon
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16 GPs

surreal meteor
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Oh yeah Imola can fuck off, worst track on the schedule fr

lethal sand
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Any applicant countries must have popular support to host F1, can financially support a track, and can't have egregious human rights violations

surreal meteor
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Smaller cars will also make Monaco enjoyable again

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Just putting that out there

lethal sand
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Maybe the last one is idealistic

surreal meteor
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I mean listen it is but also \

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German GP?

lethal sand
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Of course

slow wagon
surreal meteor
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like seriously? is that seriously too much to ask for?

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One little race in Germany?

lethal sand
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Monza, Spa, UK, and Monaco are permanent races on the calendar

surreal meteor
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we have three in the states and about a thousand in the gulf but not a single one in Germany

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it's mad

lethal sand
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Untouchable

slow wagon
surreal meteor
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no

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no no no

lethal sand
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Monaco was there on the original calendar

surreal meteor
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if the racing is bad at Monaco, it is the cars fault

lethal sand
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So it stays

slow wagon
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Monaco's been bad for racing for quite a while

lethal sand
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Yes but it's Monaco

surreal meteor
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you design F1 cars to race well at Monaco in the same way you design Le Mans prototype regs to race well at la Sarthe, and IndyCars to race well at Indianapolis

slow wagon
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I don't mind it being there but the cars were too big back in the 80s, if we're having staple tracks I'd like for some of them to be the homes of actual racing happening

surreal meteor
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if the cars cannot race at Monaco they shouldn't be in F1

lethal sand
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Smaller cars

slow wagon
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You'd need to make em 60s sized again

lethal sand
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And group the races together seriously

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Preseason testing is held at Jerez

surreal meteor
lethal sand
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A venue that doesn't host any round of the championship

slow wagon
lethal sand
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A limit of no more than 25% street circuits

surreal meteor
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If F1 cars suck at Monaco, change F1 cars

lethal sand
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The schedule cap is for the teams mainlh

slow wagon
lethal sand
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Engines? That's where synthetic fuels come in.

surreal meteor
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oh oh yeah I'd kill the sprint races instantly

slow wagon
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Plenty of old circuits have been abandoned etc etc

lethal sand
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As would I

surreal meteor
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sprints are done

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I'd seriously consider ditching testing and practice personally

lethal sand
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Practice is fine

surreal meteor
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Not this much

lethal sand
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Testing should be reduced a bit

surreal meteor
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They don't need this much

lethal sand
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Maybe one 60 minute practice

slow wagon
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Monaco sticks around because it's rich and they have the money to keep the historic circuit there, I don't think the cars need to be made small enough to work at Monaco because they'd need to be laughably tiny

surreal meteor
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the history lmao

slow wagon
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Again, cars were too big in the 80s

lethal sand
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One 60 minute practice is fair, no?

surreal meteor
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I mean sure yeah

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Something to watch on Friday I guess

lethal sand
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And change the rules to where if a race makes it to halfway but can't continue, then award full points

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To prevent a Spa 2021 debacle

fervent flicker
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So you 3 don't like formula 1
Got it

lethal sand
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I do. There is zero wrong with improving the sport

surreal meteor
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i don't watch this shit

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it's awful

lethal sand
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F1 could always be better

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There is also nothing wrong with learning what other series do better

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Let's also talk about the ticket prices for Vegas. I get it F1 is supposed to be premium, but for the sport to be sustainable in the US longterm, you can't solely cater to the very rich

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Remember, this sport is in its infancy here basically

slow wagon
surreal meteor
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I'm sorry but I genuinely believe the bear minimum for a racing series is that like… at least 5 cars should have a shot at winning the race, every race

lethal sand
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You have to hit a pricing sweetspoy

mossy axle
surreal meteor
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duh

lethal sand
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No to BOP in F1,

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It's a nightmare in endurance racing, it'd be worse in F1

surreal meteor
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I like BOP

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I just don't think BOP is F1

lethal sand
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Nor do I

surreal meteor
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I think you need at least some level of free development, and i"d prefer if that was aero over power unit

lethal sand
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I mean Vegas should charge tickets of $200 to get in on race day

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IMHO

slow wagon
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Lmao

lethal sand
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That is the sweetspot

surreal meteor
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I'd decrease hosting fees 100%

lethal sand
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You have premium pricing without being too expensive

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If you get my drift

surreal meteor
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Like the fact that Nurb and Hock can't afford to host a race is silly

lethal sand
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And we nearly lost Spa for the same reason

surreal meteor
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The fact Silverstone's nearly gone bust half a dozen times for the same reason, yeah Spa as well

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Oh I'd also pay marshals

lethal sand
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The European GP comes back as a rotational round with Portimao, Mugello, Nurburgring,or Hockenheim hosting ut

surreal meteor
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The fact that such important safety related staff, who take on such high levels of risk do not get paid is a fucking joke

lethal sand
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^

jade muralBOT
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Congrats @lethal sand, you're now on lap 25

lethal sand
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Engines are as much as I'd like the V10s back, should stay the same maybe with a development freeze

surreal meteor
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I'm not sure a freeze works

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Because what it means is you freeze the current order

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It means no one else can catch up

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A regulations freeze is a good idea but I'm not convinced about development freezes

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I think I'd like to trial customer cars actually

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What is actually wrong with Ferrari selling their car to Sauber or Haas?

lethal sand
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Not entirely a bad idea

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or teams can buy chassis and cars from a third party like Dallara or ORECA

surreal meteor
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which they can do right now, it’s just that they can’t sell the same one to two teams

slow wagon
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*takes hit* so we’re getting rid of wings entirely because fuck em and also I am bringing back the Swedish Winter GP make them bitches race on ice idc

lethal sand
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LOL

crude flame
surreal meteor
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“oh no red bull have four competitive cars not two” such a shame we might actually see a race

lethal sand
crude flame
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They are too poor

lethal sand
slow wagon
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Also I’m making brakes shitter

surreal meteor
crude flame
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Hockenheim also never really pulled any significant attendance numbers which is also a massive problem

surreal meteor
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like Dallara was designing it not just making it

crude flame
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I think one of the years they even had the entire grandstand on the outside of Turn 1 covered up with a banner because they sold so few tickets

lethal sand
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I thought the rules were that third parties couldn't sell cars to teams anymore

lethal sand
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Point taken

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I still do like the idea of making the cars a little smaller and replacing DRS with push to pass

surreal meteor
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do you remember what went on with the Haas/Dallara situation Slendis?

crude flame
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Uhh I am not exactly sure but I think Dallara was making Haas pretty much everything a while back

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Now they just make the chassis I believe

surreal meteor
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yeah that was pretty much what i had remembered lol

lethal sand
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Let's also talk about the ticket prices for Vegas. I get it F1 is supposed to be premium, but for the sport to be sustainable in the US longterm, you can't solely cater to the very rich

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Otherwise F1 won't remain a mainstream sport for long in the US

surreal meteor
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yeah they could enforce a cap for GA but they can’t if the promoters wouldn’t be making money

lethal sand
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F1 was promoting Vegas themselves

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So races F1 promotes themselves should have that cap

surreal meteor
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oh so it’s like NASCAR’s argument for not paying the teams more…

“well the tracks demand and deserve a massive percentage”

while not mentioning they own half the tracks lmao

lethal sand
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I mean Vegas should charge tickets of $200 to get in on race day, premium but not "Only the 1% apply"

crude flame
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I personally think it is entirely fine for a race like Las Vegas to be a bit more exclusive than the others just because it is Las Vegas

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Las Vegas overall is a bit more exclusive than... idk, Texas

surreal meteor
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and there’s two other options in the states yeah

slow wagon
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Trouble is COTA is already one of the more expensive races on the calendar to attend lmao

lethal sand
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Miami perhaps is a better example of a race that could use lower ticket prices

surreal meteor
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like i’m pretty sure even if you’re from Nevada flying to COTA still saves you money over Vegas

slow wagon
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And there's plenty of other much more affordable motorsport events happening in the states, F1 isn't competing with those

lethal sand
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Hell, NASCAR apparently is still eating F1's lunch in the US over ticket prices

surreal meteor
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well yeah cuz NASCAR outside of the LA clash is actually affordable

lethal sand
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Even IMSA, $200 can get you a three day paddock pass for the 24 Hours of Daytona for example

surreal meteor
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Chicago wasn’t either actually

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Chicago street course for NASCAR apparently was not a long way off Miami GP prices

slow wagon
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Daytona is also stupid expensive

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But yeah Nascar is mad affordable and still has the TV monopoly largely

surreal meteor
lethal sand
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and apparently are eating F1 's lunch with Gen Z in the demos

slow wagon
surreal meteor
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I mean Silverstone for a weekend with no seats pushes £500 now, even the Daytona 500, the biggest NASCAR race of the year is vastly cheaper than that, an average F1 race

lethal sand
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I mean it's also the Daytona 500, of course that's going to be more expensive than the average race

slow wagon
surreal meteor
slow wagon
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Besides the big races though Nascar is just a much better option as a viewer in the US

surreal meteor
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I’m not convinced by MC’s results

slow wagon
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Nascar's current broadcasting situation is just hostile to viewership but such is life

surreal meteor
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But I also suspect ‘the core demo’ is underreported week by week by nature of not watching on cable

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Also they only have data for the US, which… sucks

lethal sand
surreal meteor
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NASCAR constantly says they care about international expansion but there’s never any evidence of it lol

slow wagon
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No point really when internationally it's harder to compete and they're making off like bandits in the US

surreal meteor
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I think that misunderstands like… kinda everything

slow wagon
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That's how they think institutionally

surreal meteor
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Motorsport isn’t as much of a competition as almost everyone in it seems to think it is

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F1 and NASCAR and IndyCar and whoever else always seem to think it’s zero sum

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That F1 growing hurts everyone else, but it’s the opposite

slow wagon
surreal meteor
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right so you’d think they’d know a podium is a fucking good result 🤣

slow wagon
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Not winning though, is it

lethal sand
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Thing is a lot of online F1 fans are elitists

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Not all of them, you guys are cool

slow wagon
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Besides that with the schedule around motorsports they are often competing for eyeballs on broadcast and in location

lethal sand
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But I blame Bernie Ecclestone for that

surreal meteor
remote knoll
lethal sand
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Dirt racing fans can be well jerks too

slow wagon
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Etc etc

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Shittiness is universal amen

lethal sand
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I mean many of them crap on pavement racing

surreal meteor
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but like a rising tide raises all ships that aren’t covered in holes

remote knoll
surreal meteor
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(WRC is a ship covered in holes)

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(whole other conversation that lol)

lethal sand
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We all agree RoboRace is stupid though. Human drivers rule

slow wagon
lethal sand
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Racing is about pushing the limits of man AND machine

surreal meteor
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I don’t mind something like it existing but obviously it’s never gonna replace actual motorsport

lethal sand
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To me you take away the human driver, you take away a lot of the appeal of racing to me

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You guys get me right?

surreal meteor
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it’s a pure test of engineering rather than driver skill, which is fine, it’s just a different thing

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it’s like speedrunning vs TASing

lethal sand
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Which is honestly why it'll be niche

remote knoll
surreal meteor
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which is fine yeah

lethal sand
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I do very much respect sprint car racing however

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Now THAT takes balls of steel

surreal meteor
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niche is okay, it’s a big world lol

lethal sand
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Those cars have a superior power to weight ratio to even F1 cars

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A car that light outputting 900BHP

surreal meteor
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anyway yeah at some point i need to make a video about this kind of thing but it’s at least 4th on the list so it’ll be a long time lmao

remote knoll
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damn

lethal sand
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Impressive huh?

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Imagine one of these outputting 900BHP

slow wagon
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Sprint cars are stupid fun

lethal sand
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Indeed

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And as I said, their power to weight ratio rivals F1

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Also, I'd love to see the V10s back but that isn't happening

slow wagon
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Nope

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I propose F1 with flat 6s or a V12 purely for noise, rotary or 2 stroke engines purely for vibes

midnight heron
lethal sand
midnight heron
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Yea

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Oswego iirc

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Yea, Oswego

late hemlock
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That's not an Audi

snow swan
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for the map

inner parrot
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Tf so stake is not alfa Romeos offical name

snow swan
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or it will just be called kick f1 team

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in races

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thats what is shown

pine turret
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bruh still 46 days till we see an f1 car on the track

remote knoll
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and only a few days til we see a Formula E car

pine turret
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thx for reminding

remote knoll
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I hope the race is better than last season tho

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it was a bit dull

soft mason
signal hound
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on countries that ban such things as Stake they'll use Kick F1 team apparently

snow swan
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yeah thats what i meant to say

slim chasm
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the official name is Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber

signal hound
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Stake F1 team kick sauber was their first name change on Dev 15th of 2023

slim chasm
slow wagon
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😭 the rebrand of the rebrand of the rebrand

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NAW

signal hound
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turns out they didn't

slow wagon
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Time to drop the Sauber role

slim chasm
slim chasm
signal hound
stiff bough
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he should probably slow down his commentary

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dude speaks faster than he can think, you see it so often when it comes to him differentiating two teammates lol

slim chasm
stiff bough
signal hound
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😂

slow wagon
signal hound
slow wagon
stiff bough
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them being a title sponsor while being a gambling company is like the least of my concerns as far as sponsors go, thats super normal in sports these days especially, hell the NFL is partnered with the three biggest sports betting services in the US

slow wagon
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Doesn’t fit the vibe of my pfp

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Hence

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Role dropped

waxen siren
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happy birthday Lewis

surreal meteor
timber idol
sturdy rapids
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tbh i don't understand why yall are making such a big fuss

mossy rose
sturdy rapids
fading stream
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istg if they don’t actually play this at Monaco GP this year ima riot

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cause there’s actually race car sounds in it

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istg

fading stream
mossy rose
fading stream
rose timber
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Hello

rose timber
haughty onyx
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any thing to look forward to in january for f1?

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any car reveals?

storm verge
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no

haughty onyx
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only february?

fair night
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Yup

haughty onyx
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car reveals and testing is in february?

fair night
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Yes

haughty onyx
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what a boring month then wow

pastel cave
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Stake f1 is à weird name

marsh spear
dense hornet
clear light
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The only thing that we should be interested in is finding out the new name for alphatauri

coarse obsidian
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Maybe a simultaneously, Red Bull/AT (new name enter here) car launch

clear light
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Oooooo I hadn’t thought about that

mossy rose
amber hill
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im late to this but wtf is up with the stake logo design??? that does NOT look like an f1 team.... more like an energy drink

sudden star
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gee i wonder what other team also looks like a energy drink….

stiff bough
fast hawk
amber hill
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...good point

narrow garnet
naive shale
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I’m so bored no more f1

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The season is so close yet so far

wet sequoia
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Can just always sleep until the first race

hollow granite
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Guys Just remember that the season ended on November, we made it this far...

Its the time of the year to hype and dream even tho we all know its not going to be real

(Me as a Tifosi)

wheat wyvern
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So errm, Haas updated their website and Günther is no longer listed

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Pls dont tell me hes gone sadge

ivory ivy
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He was main character of F1

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He actually got me into F1 in drive to survive

green lichen
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Bloody guenthers left!

dawn rose
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pseudo quail
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Haas wdc

severe edge
forest dock
shy ferry
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Gunther Fok smashed his own door

severe edge
shy ferry
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Lmao

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I feel like Haas will become 2015 Mclaren

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If not worse than that, idk how things will go

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Haas fans better pray that the VF-24 isn't the Williams FW42

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(Or whatever that awful Williams car was)

copper mulch
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Fok smash ma dor 😡

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😭

shy ferry
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I love how Niki Lauda told us that F1 went from just needing "Big Balls" to needing a masters degree in technology and computers to be able to drive in f1

shy ferry
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Alright, classic f1 liveries that would look sick on an f1 car from today

inner parrot
midnight heron
severe edge
inner parrot
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Like imagine rb firing horner which is not possible since he is the CEO or merc firing toto

severe edge
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haas is close to ferrari in more ways than it first appeared, it seems

inner parrot
sturdy rapids
inner parrot
soft arch
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i cant remember his name but he just LOOKS trustworthy

inner parrot
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What this ayao guy used to do before being team principal

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I hav seen him on grid lot of times

stuck tapir
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Chief engineer I think

inner parrot
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It's like a chain of promotions to make the replacement of the guy who got promoted

stuck tapir
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Haas doing haas things, sucks to be one 🥲

brazen wharf
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One last fok smash for the road

shy ferry
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I'll admit

soft arch
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obviously he’s had a lot of promotions so idk exactly what he did before becoming team principal but he’s an engineer by trade

inland kernel
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You guys tell me this

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https://www.williamsf1.com/partners
From their official website As of the present day

Williams Racing

Williams and our F1 partners share the spirit, drive, and motivation to continually push boundaries and explore the limits of performance.

stiff bough
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sorry, 8 years*

pine turret
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yeah its true

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he hasnt changed his approach to being TP ever

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never learned from mistakes

carmine forge
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Is it true that kimi Antonelli and Fran colapinto are driving for Williams in 2025?

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I read on Twitter that Williams is going to turn into like a team to train Young drivers or smth like that (alpha tauri type)

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Most likely false

sturdy rapids
wet sequoia
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Or start the process of selling at the end of this year

toxic atlas
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They had some initial success by exploiting a grey area which gave Gene false confidence in their approach. Steiner has always had his hands tied

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I guess it's fair enough to hold him ultimately accountable but I would be surprised if this is going to change anything in the medium term

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And I dont mean cheap in a "we spend near the budget cap" way, but actual investment in team infrastructure rather than relying on Ferrari and Dallara. The more you outsource, the less competitive you're going to be

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Gene seems delusional. Is he expecting to fight with the likes of Alpha Tauri with renewed RB partnership, Alpine and Aston Martin? He'll be lucky to beat Sauber KEKW

stiff bough
silent swift
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I think Steiner already did everything that he could do
Given Haas' budget constraints, it's unrealistic to expect them to build a supercar in this situation. If Steiner were truly useless, Haas would have ceased to exist by 2020.

clear light
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What was the main reason for hass to drop Steiner?

carmine forge
deft halo
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Difference in vision and lack of results.

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Gene wanted to turn to a more technical leader as well.

clear light
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Here’s hoping haas get better results in the future

carmine forge
remote knoll
clear light
tender junco
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Gunther was more focused on Netflix it felt like

deft halo
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huh

oblique elk
old rivet
carmine forge
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i hope

old rivet
surreal meteor
# stiff bough Definitely is, I was just never a fan of Steiner.

bro never should've left 2019 with the team

Firstly Rich Energy

Secondly they refused to listen to Grosjean who spent months telling them they'd made a mistake and they should go back to the old spec floor, and when they finally did it was way better. And they still ditched him just a year later. They refused to listen to the experienced driver they hired for his experience, even though he was completely right.

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And that's before the whole Mazepin/Uralikali situation, before the whole hiring Schumacher and then ditching him anyway thing

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He just made poor choices reliably

storm verge
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every major decision he made was a bad one

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sure he made sure Haas survived during covid

surreal meteor
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Evidentially so did Gene because he wasn't willing to fire him (frankly sounds like a theme with him given he wanted to keep Custer over Preece in the 41 and Tony Stewart had to put his foot down, hard, in the media)

storm verge
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but that doesnt really negate his horrible managerial decisions

surreal meteor
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Poor on track choices, poor PR choices, put the team into awful financial situations, twice

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It's a miracle he was still there

crude flame
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Ultimately I think Steiner leaving will be a loss for Haas because he became such a profile for the team

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Even when the team was underperforming he managed to put the light on them and was always completely honest which people enjoyed

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I do not think Steiner was all bad either because he was after all the driving force in a lot of major decisions which ultimately saved the team

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He was never really fit to run any team but Haas but I think with what he was given he did an alright job

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We will never know the full truth but it seems like it ultimately came down to Gene and him disagreeing on the future of the team

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But if Steiner ends up being right in believing the team needed more investment then him being fired will just be further proof of the team operating with their hands behind their back because of Gene

old rivet
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I wonder what will Gunther say if/when he talks. One thing is for Haas to say they had differences in their vision for the team. Different when Haas comes out saying he was embarrassed.

crystal widget
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Guenther wanted a real team and whined about it, gene wants status quo which is probably super inefficient since the third parties that build the car build for profit.

soft arch
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i like the new guy

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ive said this a lot but he looks like a cool dude. and he’s been there since the start

narrow garnet
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omg

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he's gone full blond

wet sequoia
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Holy fuck he’s gone full bogan

narrow garnet
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guess it's the only way to stand out when your driving has been completely anonymous

wet sequoia
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Need a sponsorship from Bundy Rum

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That and Longbeach cigarettes

remote knoll
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who invited bro

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Also I like how Mick is shorter than Hamilton

pine turret
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his legs are spread apart and its a wide angle so who knows

oblique elk
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mick is 5cm taller than hamilton

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1.76/1.71

mild mist
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so he’s just not there being a cute face

slim chasm
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it's as relevant as a rookie driver being described as "willing to learn"

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or a veteran as "having good feedback"

oblique elk
slim chasm
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he's still got a good relationship with Merc

oblique elk
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im interested to see what he can do with alpine in wec though

slim chasm
#

hopefully less trip to the wall

oblique elk
#

fingers crossed

mild mist
#

i think it was Spanish GP or something

#

i might be wrong

slim chasm
#

or Gio

#

or Hartley

mild mist
#

so it’s just not talking to make Mick look useful or something

south heron
slow wagon
#

So

#

They talked to Williams etc etc

remote knoll
untold root
#

Does anyone else support multiple teams or what 😭

slow wagon
#

What do you define as support

untold root
#

I’m an editor and I edit all my top three teams and have hella merch for them all

#

I have merch for teams I don’t even support aswell

slow wagon
#

Oh wild in that case I may possibly support uh. No teams

#

I have like. Old shit.

sterile herald
ocean apex
#

lol

coarse obsidian
#

Messi the GOAT.

terse aspen
#

Tis be the season. Norris will get a race win 🙏

ocean apex
#

Agreed

#

Hopefully

#

🤞🤞

untold root
wet sequoia
#

Yeah Piastri will get a win first

#

Then Norris will leave for Red Bull or Ferrari willmao

rose prairie
#

yea redbull is gonna want norris 😂

#

and who is getting replaced at ferrari

mossy rose
wet sequoia
slow wagon
#

I would think Ferrari would try to get an Albon before a Norris, Norris would be better off sticking it out at McLaren even if Ferrari was an option for the most part

wet sequoia
#

Norris has said he’d rather stay at McLaren but Red Bull and Ferrari both want him

slow wagon
#

Red Bull I have heard but Ferrari I hadn't

#

Last I heard they were sniffing around Albon

#

And Ferrari and McLaren aren't different enough in performance to bite the bullet and play number two

wet sequoia
#

Ferrari looking at Norris is about a month old news, doubt he’ll switch as long as McLaren keep putting out a better car

#

Albon was an option as well but I more see him going to Mercedes in the event Hamilton retires (Unlikely until South Africa is back on the roster)

jaunty jay
wet sequoia
#

If either of them have a really bad season I think they’ll might consider they’ve done enough

slow wagon
#

Albon at Ferrari would at least be a considerable upgrade for him over Williams

#

Where the gain for Norris would be incremental while also losing his status in McLaren

jaunty jay
#

bro pushes whether hes in a shitbox or a wdc car lol

slow wagon
#

Alonso idk how long he'll keep trucking but I hope forever

#

Real question is what dies first, Bernie Ecclestone or Nando's career

jaunty jay
#

damn

wet sequoia
#

Will teams take him though? Yes he has experience and 2 world titles but it’s not entirely on the driver

jaunty jay
#

bros carrying aston martin

wet sequoia
#

I’m aware

jaunty jay
#

i don't have much info to base on though since his teammate isn't a fast one..

slow wagon
#

I mean a top team that isn't Aston is like

#

Not realistic

jaunty jay
#

tru

slow wagon
#

So the hopes for him rest squarely on Aston getting good

jaunty jay
#

shouldnt go too badly

#

they got a heck lot of funding, they got the brilliance of alonso ||they got stroll showing the world how not to drive a car||

wet sequoia
#

Stroll was ok before Aston downgraded, even then Stroll was bottom dragging and Alonso was usually still getting some points

#

Even there there is a clear driver skill difference

#

Still, only takes a bad season

jaunty jay
#

i mean throughout history stroll was mostly beat by teammates

jaunty jay
slow wagon
jaunty jay
#

Seb is an interesting case

#

u saw his stint with leclerc

#

in ferrari

slow wagon
#

His 2020 was dire and he was never the same after 2018 anyway

jaunty jay
#

wait what happened?

slow wagon
#

2018 Hockenheim

jaunty jay
#

i will briefly take a look at that nr

slow wagon
#

Ah do you want spoilers or no

jaunty jay
#

sure

#

so i don't have to keep u waiting lol

slow wagon
#

Oh lmao Seb spun out lost the lead of the championship and his home race

#

So uh

#

His second half of the 2018 season was extremely messy and just. Lost it.

#

He definitely had his moments after that but all the consistency of form for him was gone

jaunty jay
#

damn

#

rip

slow wagon
#

Yep

jaunty jay
#

do u think seb could've won 2018 wdc if that didn't happen?

slow wagon
#

Uh

#

Idk

#

He had a chance but also it's Ferrari and Merc developed well and Hamilton was very good that year as well

jaunty jay
#

tru

slow wagon
#

Like. MAYBE if he got lucky and managed to get in Hamilton's head

#

But uh. I think Lewis got more in Seb's head than Seb ever managed with him

soft mason
#

Lewis was fresh off the heels of the merc civil war, no way seb could win the mental games lmao

#

Seb is a generational talent, hamilton is in a different league entirely

slow wagon
#

Baby Schumi woulda never locked himself in a bathroom just to prevent other people from using it

#

That's why that nickname was dumb

#

Among other reasons

soft mason
#

That being said put hamilton in any team other than merc in 2017 and he wouldn't have won, even if he keeps the car

soft mason
slow wagon
#

They're just Both German everything else is not similar

#

Seb could never

narrow garnet
#

Albert Park starting to glow up on the main straight

#

Nothing really starting on other parts of the circuit as yet

#

Will probably be a couple weeks more before that

wet sequoia
#

He needs to get back into a car

wispy quest
#

lulz

mighty terrace
south heron
#

if anything that's kinda why I vibe with him more than any other driver

slow wagon
south heron
#

awwwww yeah lmao

#

haven't even heard of it

narrow garnet
#

McLaren seem to be cooking up a rebrand of some sort

fast hawk
fervent berry
#

is DTS out on netflix ?

dawn thistle
hushed bison
#

mclaren livery is one of the things i didn't expected to see today

uncut rose
#

f1 bingo'

earnest creek
uncut rose
uncut rose
agile relic
#

o

dawn rose
limpid scaffold
austere pagoda
wet sequoia
#

Bingo is 5x5

#

Need 9 more options on board

#

-Yuki swearing on radio
-Ocon getting a time penalty
-Piastri being called an old man young hands
-Riccardo does a shoey
-Marko makes negative comments about Perez

#

Someone help me out

hushed bison
#

Ocon time penalty will happen before the season starts

wet sequoia
#

-Red Bull gets accused of cheating
-Someone makes a Steak-Stake joke on air
-Russell makes a new meme about himself (Fuck he’s already on the bingo board for something)
-A new rule is created due to Max

wet sequoia
#

-Bottas does something nude
-Andretti gets approved for a F1 team

next oasis
#

will it increase the front wing's ram usage?

still forge
#

You now remember Oscar having to wait in the pits for his car to reboot in Bahrain

narrow garnet
#

and then it just dying anyway 😭

uncut rose
still forge
#

Inb4
Chuck chucks it on pole in Bahrain
Lap 37 DNF

#

It doesn't take much

storm verge
#

in before

tired lily
#

ah

pine turret
#

@still forge i have come to take your place

#

do not resist

frigid dawn
#

that mclaren looks daim sexy

limpid scaffold
uncut rose
uncut rose
#

my opinion

deft halo
#

based on what

severe edge
#

personally i would put charles in S but whatever floats your boat

deft halo
#

💀

uncut rose
narrow garnet
soft mason
stiff bough
#

Never seen him before now, so I’m not sure what his credibility is, especially so given he works for The Mirror

narrow garnet
#

I'd take his word over news aggregators that flat out lied about web links going to places

slim chasm
#

it's the Mirror

storm verge
soft arch
#

how how much u like them

#

if it’s skill-based i’d probably move checo up to b and sainz down to a

uncut rose
soft arch
#

i think ur actually wrong

#

because

#

verstappen looks a bit like a pufferfish

#

in a cute way

#

but not S material

dense hornet
obtuse elm
slow wagon
obtuse elm
#

yeah

#

typical Ferrari strategy

south heron
#

McLaren and Merc both already took that date 😔

#

also that leaves just Haas and Racing Bulls to announce their dates

remote knoll
#

cant wait to see sauber and racing balls

#

all the others are boutta be the same

#

especially rb's ass

jovial swallow
# obtuse elm

leak: ferrari will be red and rb will probs be the same

gleaming belfry
#

such a cool name thanks

distant iron
#

Visa Cash App Racing

#

Bulls

#

Honestly that too many words

#

Maybe just Cash App

#

Or Visa

narrow garnet
#

or Racing Bulls

remote knoll
#

gucks

stiff bough
stiff bough
remote knoll
#

hello

stiff bough
#

hello

pine turret
#

Which is worse
stake f1 team kick sauber or visa cash app racing bulls

drowsy crest
#

visa cash app

wet sequoia
#

Why not both? They’re both horrible to say and listen to

slim chasm
pine turret
slim chasm
#

AT will cook

pine turret
#

get it right next time

slim chasm
#

I disrespect the team smh

velvet crater
tawny mason
narrow garnet
#

AT have deactivated the account?! Tf is going on

fluid forge
loud elk
#

VISA CASHAPP RACING BULLS?!

narrow garnet
vague bramble
coarse obsidian
#

Toro Rosso is a lot better

deft halo
#

?sessions

#

?sessions

jade muralBOT
#

Practice Day 1: <t:1708498800:f> - <t:1708531200:t>
Practice Day 2: <t:1708585200:f> - <t:1708617600:t>
Practice Day 3: <t:1708671600:f> - <t:1708704000:t>

All times in your local time zone

deft halo
dense hornet
#

thanks stimo

tender junco
toxic siren
#

.sessions

jade muralBOT
#

Practice Day 1: <t:1708498800:f> - <t:1708531200:t>
Practice Day 2: <t:1708585200:f> - <t:1708617600:t>
Practice Day 3: <t:1708671600:f> - <t:1708704000:t>

All times in your local time zone

toxic siren
remote knoll
#

you son of a

remote knoll
#

fucking timezones

#

im gonna get rid of them one day

deft halo
#

It's pre-season testing. There's not much to see, really.

remote knoll
#

i mean true

#

but still

#

I like to see the cars after a long break

whole isleBOT
#
Next F1 Event
Location

Sakhir

Event

F1: FP1 (Bahrain Grand Prix)

Time Until Event

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narrow garnet
fluid pike
#

When does the season restart

wet sequoia
narrow garnet
austere pagoda
grizzled leaf
#

GUYS ONLY 1 MONTH LEFT

snow swan
#

only 1 month left until I hear the Dutch national anthem again 🫡

#

I'm really so hyped about it🥸

mossy axle
snow swan
#

McLaren looking real tight this season

#

maybe ur right

soft arch
#

deleted all their posts and became edgy

#

tbh i’m here for it

coarse obsidian
pine turret
modest rain
radiant crow
modest rain
radiant crow
pine turret
shell hatch
snow swan
#

@ionic temple holden or ford

dawn rose
#

Getting so close to the season

#

We're what, a month away from PST?

ionic temple
snow swan
#

i got a vy ute

old snow
#

i just need to push one more month bro. just survive one more month and all problems will be solved bro february is your month man

remote knoll
#

daytona this weekend

heavy orchid
#

Nice display username btw

old snow
#

rallye monte carlo this week too

snow swan
surreal flame
#

Forf 👍

snow swan
#

FUCK FORF

midnight heron
snow swan
#

ah

snow swan
surreal flame
#

But mmmmmmm

snow swan
#

a fella let me sit in his replica of brocks commodore

surreal flame
#

Ah yeah

#

#05 VK or?

snow swan
surreal flame
#

Yeeeee

#

Brilliant

snow swan
#

YAAA

midnight heron
surreal flame
#

Cursed fr

midnight heron
#

And that’s your pfp

surreal flame
#

Tis indeed

#

But Rotor 🙏

surreal flame
# snow swan YAAA

Me and my mates run a rx7 in ipra, there’s always some #05 VK replica somewhere lmao

snow swan
#

nicee

midnight heron
surreal flame
#

Ehhhh maybe

#

Forty Twinks frfr

surreal flame
#

I got some vids somewhere

narrow garnet
surreal meteor
#

holy crap that’s bad

narrow garnet
surreal meteor
#

the name and logo in there don’t even agree with each other

narrow garnet
#

insert your name here RB insert your name here F1 team

surreal meteor
#

“Visa Cash App RB”

#

or is it “Visa RB Cash App Formula One Team”??

narrow garnet
#

Visa Cash App RB is the official name

ancient prairie
#

what does the rb stand for though

narrow garnet
#

officially we don't know

#

could just be RB, might be Racing Bulls, who knows

crude flame
#

The press release only ever refers to it as "RB"

narrow garnet
#

for all we know it could mean Red Bull as well

crude flame
#

That is exactly what they want us to think

#

But officially they will probably say Racing Bulls or something

narrow garnet
#

No one in the team has actually used the term Racing Bulls

#

so I'm starting to doubt if that's actually what it means

surreal meteor
#

The real question is what is Crofty gonna call em and why is it ‘the former Toro Rosso’ or ‘the team from Faenza’?

narrow garnet
#

truth

stiff bough
storm verge
#

they wanna use the RB for the f1 team like how they’re using the RB for RB Leipzig

#

RB doesn’t stand for Red Bull but whenever anyone sees the RB they think of Red Bull

crude flame
#

It stands for Racing Bulls so that is what it officially means

#

But they know everyone will think Red Bull

surreal meteor
#

Which is the point, obviously

somber mortar
slim chasm
deep hare
#

man

#

that

#

sucks

#

why are all f1 team names just 📉

timber idol
#

like red bulls football teams like RB leipzig

tender junco
coarse obsidian
#

Crofty might as well call them Visa F1 (team).

toxic siren
narrow garnet
#

here will not be any track access allowed post race at the Australian GP this year

#

Fuckwits last year ruining it for everyone

daring lynx
#

In true Australian spirit they'll probably do it anyway

narrow garnet
#

If they do that then there's no hope of it ever returning

mossy rose
obtuse elm
#

it is most definitely racing bulls

slim chasm
#

but like the RasenBallsport in Leipzig, they won't use the full name outside of official full title shit

narrow garnet
#

ruining it for everyone permanently instead of just one year

#

they would deserve everything coming for them

mossy rose
inland kernel
#

Because the logo itself is a meme template and we can just do alot of memes with it since the logo is way too simple and is in flat colors logo as well

slim chasm
#

I wonder if they will upgrade the fencing again after a fan got hit by debris last year

narrow garnet
#

Not really much you can do, the debris went over rather than through

slim chasm
#

well, fair

inland kernel
#

Well here is the funniest thing that happened to me

#

When I wrote The VCARB and the long for of Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls Formula One Team

#

This pop's up 😂😭💀

#

Guess I will call them VCarb Toro Rosso F1 Team

sturdy rapids
#

or "the old Alpha Tauri"

#

wait

#

the team overall

#

should just be

#

"Strat RB"
Scuderia
Toro
Rosso
Alpha
Tauri

Racing
Bulls

and they're on the Red Bull strat

storm verge
#

what

spring mural
#

Just saw that haas expect themselves to be the slowest car at Bahrain

dense hornet
spring mural
#

So… im seeing leclerc signed a new deal?

#

Is that true?

glad raft
#

He extended his contract with Ferrari

narrow garnet
#

extention of unknown length

spring mural
#

I see

#

Wasnt sure if it was true or not

narrow garnet
#

I hope he has an opt out clause in case things go south agony

spring mural
#

You never know

#

Anything can happen this year

#

Besides a guaranteed max win

narrow garnet
#

I jest of course, but I do wonder if this means anything for Sainz when his contract runs out at the end of the year

glad raft
#

I kinda hope he resigns

narrow garnet
#

probably a wait and see for Sainz as to what others do I guess

glad raft
#

yeah

spring mural
#

I do wanna see some moving around

#

Like some f2 drivers moving up or reserve drivers

glad raft
#

Maybe some people all might around next year

narrow garnet
#

If either Bottas and Zhou go, you can bet Hulk will take the first opportunity to jump back to Sauber, which means Maybe Bearman comes in there seeing Gene is all "closer ties with ferrari, etc."

glad raft
#

Checo might move to a new team if his performances aren’t good this upcoming season

spring mural
#

If perez underwhelms again, i see him leaving

#

And i see lawson probably getting a seat

#

And astons reserve guy too

glad raft
#

Lawson has potential to be a full time driver and not just a reserve

spring mural
#

Definitely

narrow garnet
#

Lawson would go to RB and tbh, idk who of Danny or Yuki would be promoted to the main team, would depend on how each of them do this year

glad raft
#

And how Checo is doing too

narrow garnet
#

well, this is presuming checo does leave

spring mural
#

True

glad raft
#

yea

spring mural
#

Also im never calling tauri that current name. Its absurd

glad raft
#

Same

crude flame
#

It is just Racing Bulls

glad raft
#

The race will probably be over by the time they finish announcing the name 💀

spring mural
#

RB Tauri. Works for me

crude flame
#

Racing Bulls

narrow garnet
#

VCARB

#

🍞

glad raft
#

And then you got saubers new name too

narrow garnet
#

I refuse to give that scummy gambling company any mention, it's just sauber

spring mural
#

Drugovich is someone that also I can see maybe getting a seat

crude flame
#

no way

spring mural
#

I said maybe

#

Not a guarantee

crude flame
#

No chance

stiff bough
spring mural
#

I mean.. williams could let logan go for him. You never know

crude flame
#

Literally no chance

stiff bough
crude flame
#

Williams refused to sign Vesti in place of Sargeant so why would they get Drugovich instead of Sargeant

narrow garnet
#

we don't know how Logan will do this year, he should improve, but by how much, who knows

glad raft
#

If so, I don’t think they would replace him

spring mural
#

Good point

#

Im just wanting to see drivers get seats and such

glad raft
#

same

#

There are so much F2 drivers that have a bunch of potential to be in F1

mossy rose
#

If they wanted to let go of logan they wouldve done it this year

stiff bough
#

Bearman and Martins

stiff bough
#

I'm not including Antonelli because he's a very big unknown.

mossy rose
spring mural
#

I could see Pourchaire getting something as hes been rated highly in the f1 manager games. 🤷‍♂️

glad raft
mossy rose
spring mural
#

Theos rated 75 to start.

crude flame
narrow garnet
#

the only issue is, what if Kimi somehow wins F2 this year, he's in purgatory for a year

spring mural
#

Lol my logic shouldnt make sense as i dont really follow too much f2 and f3

stiff bough
#

Theo built his own ship to enter F1 with, and then last year turned around with an RPG and blew it up

#

this dude had the most pathetic F2 title win ever 😭

mossy rose
spring mural
#

I see

stiff bough
#

Can't exactly do a de vries

#

he was hardly a rookie

#

mf had a careers worth of racing experience by the time he got here

#

and now he's frauded himself to the best seat in WEC

spring mural
#

I mean the dude was sitting in mercedes’ reserve spot for a bit

#

I think?

stiff bough
#

seems to be the case with the f1 rejects

#

they become toto's lap dog

crude flame
#

There was no reason why de Vries would be as bad as he turned out to be at driving a Formula 1 car

#

Bro had like all kinds of experience you could ask for

spring mural
#

Sometimes things happen

stiff bough
spring mural
#

Well back to the topic of who could change teams and gain spots..

somber mortar
jovial pivot
#

My 2025 driver predictions
Merc ham rus
Ferrari leclerc Sainz
Redbull verstappen Perez
Mclaren Norris piastri
Aston Lance Nando
Alpine gasly ricciardo
Sauber Ocon Hulkenberg
Williams sargeant albon
Visa cashapp Lawson tsunoda
haas bearman Zhou

spring mural
#

Interesting

snow swan
#

Bet 10 bucks that Verstappen wins again

wet sequoia
mossy rose
wet sequoia
#

I would depending on how the first few races go

#

Max could get contempt being a 3 time world champion, if someone competes and pressures him he could be challenged

spring mural
#

UPDATE: A team spokesperson told @racefansdotnet that 'RB' does not stand for 'Racing Bulls'.

The team says the use of 'RB' is intended to bring their branding closer to that of Red Bull.

#F1 @AlphaTauriF1

↘️ Quoting Decalspotters (@decalspotters)

The updated FIA @F1 entry list confirms the use of 'Racing Bulls' as the name of @AlphaTauriF1...

slow wagon
#

I know their marketing team is in the trenches

fair night
#

How can red bull make that shit of a name

#

Their marketing team went down the drain

tawny mason
severe edge
stiff bough
#

I'd guarantee he wouldn't care

toxic atlas
stiff bough
#

and the team is fueling it even more by saying the RB in the team name doesn't mean racing bulls 😭

surreal meteor
#

“the RB in Visa Cash App RB stands for RB” brought to you by the team behind “the h in LMDh stands for h”

slow wagon
mossy axle
#

Imagine having to be the Stake f1 team social media manager

#

uploading scavanager hunts

#

working for a gambling site

#

no amount of money would make me do that

#

maybe a big amount

slow wagon
mossy rose
#

Kick don't deserve that 😭

proper sandal
#

can you have 2 title sponsors or are visa and cashapp owned by the same company or something

#

theres more sponsor than team name

stiff bough
#

You can have as many title sponsors as you want

clever current
#

I thought visa cash app was one title sponsor

#

How desperate are they for money

remote knoll
#

well when u are competing in a money sport

#

get all the money u can

clever current
#

Aren’t they broke as well

remote knoll
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

All I know is that Yuki is gonna carry that shitbox to p7s and p6s

south heron
south heron
#

though yeah his showings last year were solid but kinda uneven

remote knoll
#

ricciardo is out of my picture

#

smh

south heron
#

same tbh

#

and I used to root for Ric until 2022

south heron
#

they've been owned by RB since 2006, plus their issues in the last few years aren't really down to money

#

moreso poor management than anything