monaco-gp

[compact pewter]

Still better than F1 Sprint Qualifyings

[mighty smelt]

thats a good way to describe it. f1 is today here after it started 70 years ago

so give it time imo

[fluid yew]

Preview of 2024 season:

[honest crane]

DUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN

[obtuse elm]

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.the-big-quiz-of-2023-20-questions-on-the-2023-f1-season.6Co37ghGeSbuTVnaf5SrjR.html

[iron bronze]

Realistically, you just need to find a recording for 150 minutes so that it’s enough for the whole season.

[willow magnet]

Lh44 8th wdc

I may be just a bit delusional

[novel summit]

yall hear about this?

[nocturne delta]

@novel summit how long will Alonso stay at Asotn Martin

Aston

[novel summit]

like on some real shit idk, i dont think he has mentioned anything about retiring soon, so the question is, will he get another WDC and retire or something else

[nocturne delta]

Alonso stays as long as car is good

tbh

[novel summit]

who knows bro i wouldnt be surprised is he retires and only does WEC strictly

[wheat shell]

hope not

alonso might be what’s needed to win AMR a championship eventually

[nocturne delta]

@novel summit Imagine alonso racing for 50 years in F1

Hamilton JR and Verstappen JR

[novel summit]

bro 😂

[novel summit]

lance is a stinky doodoo head

[nocturne delta]

Alonso is the only person who would stay longer in the team

than anyone

[novel summit]

i feel like lance bit other kids in preschool

ngl

[nocturne delta]

Lance is good driver

hes not that bad

cmon

[novel summit]

nah hes okay

i just like hating on him

[nocturne delta]

Lance has more chance at WDC than Sainz

@novel summit F1 Plot Twist: Williams wins 5 WDC in a row

[novel summit]

thats because they favor leclerc so much and they still treat him like shit

[novel summit]

logi bear solos

[nocturne delta]

who that

[novel summit]

logan

[nocturne delta]

logan?

from x men

[novel summit]

logan sergeant

[uncut rose]

idk if im late sending these

[sullen wren]

They look cool

[ebon aurora]

What do you guys think the new sauber title sponsor will be?

[severe edge]

stake

or kick

we cn get xqc in an f1 car

[royal needle]

So we’re on f1’s copypasta arc?

[south heron]

tbf they probably co-ordinated these statements together

still though it's hilarious af lmao

[hushed wadi]

i'll have to read into this when i get time

[ebon dew]

hikaru : "playing chess at 300kmh and still beating levi"

[past verge]

Well need New name for this season

This one failed horribly

[dense hornet]

bro has issue

[slim chasm]

bro is a Alfa Romeo

[storm verge]

bro is truly mid 🙏

[grizzled yacht]

yo how do get a badge next to your name

like mclaren or alex

[thin berry]

.getroles

[jade mural]

How to get roles:

Follow the image below to the left sidebar of Discord to open the roles page and choose which apply to you.

Alternatively, you can follow this link to the correct role channel: id:customize

Other roles such as historic and F2 teams can be found here: https://discord.com/channels/142082511902605313/959472484481105930

[unborn crest]

Last year I outro songed 2022 should I do this for 2023

[grizzled yacht]

thanks

[shell garden]

F1 replaced by darts from next week

World Championship⌛

[visual beacon]

Hyped for it

[fast hawk]

.mute @distant iron 1d rule 5

[jade mural]

vind muted thisguy8581 for 1 day. Reason: rule 5

[mint abyss]

should i time dutch/austrian anthems with new years

[dull trellis]

yes

and have the toreador march at 1200

[pine turret]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[compact pewter]

#WeHateSprintQualifying

[compact pewter]

Verstappen be like:

[jagged cloak]

.purge user @jade mural 50

fucking hell

[thin berry]

Gone

Misbehaved

[velvet crater]

What ze fuck happened with Carlbot Sainz?

[lime mirage]

What did bro do

[jagged cloak]

there was a raid where people took advantage of a loophole in carlbot’s commands to bypass discord image scan system to post ||animal + human gore and cp||

[velvet crater]

Holy shit what the fuck

[jagged cloak]

we had to kick carlbot for the time being

its safe now

but deleting pictures of gore and cp on a school bus is not fun

[velvet crater]

Holy fucking shit

That’s just pretty disturbing

[jagged cloak]

the lengths people go to attract attention

[lime mirage]

The 8th december incident

https://tenor.com/view/eren-shocked-ao-t-sn-k-stare-gif-6168586

[carmine dove]

https://youtu.be/CSkuj63EWWQ?si=xTWQSiwAXcLfDN62

[tacit mountain]

Every time I see something like this happen I always wonder why they have it saved

[elfin edge]

off season hype enjoyers be like

[winged flax]

[sage egret]

Did they seriously just say Lewis hamilton and not fernando alonso like wtf

[obtuse elm]

imagine someone looks over at what ur doing

[dire pivot]

Im sorry but what the fuck have I just read

a MIAMI sprint race

[velvet crater]

That shit will be so boring

Like holy shit the worst race to have a sprint race

Just do Vegas for the spinr

Not fucking Miam

[raven wagon]

At least it aint as bad as Spa Sprint

[languid storm]

Q3 appearances by each team in 2023:

39 Ferrari
36 Mercedes
33 Red Bull
31 McLaren
28 Aston Martin
20 Alpine
11 Haas
9 Williams
7 Alfa Romeo
6 AlphaTauri

[toxic atlas]

The Perez tax

[jovial halo]

no spa sprint race is an L

[slim chasm]

I can now argue that RB is the 3rd best car in quali

[storm verge]

4th best because mclaren were shit in the start

and got so many q3 appearances

so end of season 4th fastest car in quali

max verstappen 🔥

[toxic atlas]

And people think RB will hit diminishing returns...yeah i dont think so

[mossy axle]

nice

[storm verge]

that is good

max verstappen

?????????????????????????????

being homophobic in 2023? damn

[deft halo]

?ban 719568121899384852 Rule 4

[smoky agate]

.ban 719568121899384852 rule 4

[jade mural]

Banned skheiller

Banned skheiller

[smoky agate]

nice

[storm verge]

who got bro first

uhh stimo i think

[smoky agate]

so bad they got a double ban 🔥

[deft halo]

🔥

[languid storm]

lmao what happened

double ban 🔥

[storm verge]

🔥

[deft halo]

Tomorrow Sauber will announce its new name right?

[storm verge]

yea

10th of december

its like gonna be Stake Sauber or smn

[smoky agate]

crap name

[languid storm]

istg if they rename it smth like stake F1 team or smth imma actually stop supporting them

[storm verge]

Kick F1 team 😳

[languid storm]

spa livery was ass fr 😭

[slim chasm]

Stake Kick XQC F1 team

[true imp]

I hope they drop Stake

[slim chasm]

My friend, they need the money

haha

[storm verge]

Adin Ross F1 team

[true imp]

Yeah but they can get someone else

Well I hope

[storm verge]

doubt

[true imp]

I don’t like the word

[slim chasm]

well I'm sure if there's someone who offers more, they'll accept it

[storm verge]

actually thinking about it

Sauber has never really had a stable like sponsor

[true imp]

I hope there is. Doubt it but ugh

[storm verge]

or smn loaded with cash

[true imp]

I don’t mind Stake if it’s after the Alfa Romeo, but Stake Sauber sounds ghastly

[storm verge]

I can only think of BMW and Red Bull

and BMW was the team

and Red Bull wasnt as big as it is now

[slim chasm]

Petronas till they switch to BMW ownership

that was what, 5-6 years?

[storm verge]

was it that long

i tought it was a couple of years

[true imp]

Gazprom Sauber, that’s what I want

[storm verge]

then yea its petronas then

[slim chasm]

9 actually

damn it was long

[storm verge]

jeez

so till merc joined?

from 2001

[slim chasm]

from 1997 apparently

so when Merc dropped out and Ford came in

then Petronas came the year after that

[storm verge]

Petronas were definitely still sponsoring till 2009

just not title sponsors

[slim chasm]

Yeah, just not the constructor + engine naming right they used to got

[storm verge]

i see

[slim chasm]

then like you said, Merc came in and they switched

[storm verge]

so petronas were with sauber for like 14 years

damn

thats a fucking long time

[slim chasm]

in total, yeah

credit suisse and BMW got the big sponsor deal but they're still there whereabout with them as a major partner

[languid storm]

Post this to confuse new F1 fans

[true imp]

They did not eat with that livery lmao

[slim chasm]

Heidfeld-Raikkonen era was peak Sauber

[jovial halo]

looks fire

[forest dock]

🫣

[jovial halo]

https://tenor.com/view/toto-rage-gif-24032442

[jagged cloak]

no they did, they just ate shit

[true imp]

Fr, ate and spat it out again

[midnight heron]

Also tell them that the Petronas engines they used were rebadged Ferrari engines

Just to throw them off even more

[slow wagon]

A fusion of things that were successful in F1 in the 21st century that absolutely couldn't manage to not be shit

Ahh

Sauber

[timber folio]

Ok I'm going to make my predictions.

WDC:

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Leclerc
4. Alonso
5. Ricciardo
6. Russel
7. Sainz
8. Perez
9. Piastri
10. Norris
11. Gasly
12. Ocon
13. Stroll
14. Albon
15. Bottas
16. Tsunoda
17. Zhou
18. Sargent
19. Magnussen
20. Hulkenberg

WCC:

1. RB
2. Mercedes
3. Ferrari
4. McLaren
5. Aston Martin
6. Alpine
7. Williams
8. Sauber
9. Racing Bulls
10. Haas

Additional notes:

RB will still be 1st but farm from 2023 dominance
Mercedes, Ferrari, McLaren and Aston will all fight for the P2 of the WCC until the very end of the season. I'm expecting a very very close battle between these 4 teams every race
Alpine wont improve, still the best of the others sadly
Williams will do a great step forward and take the 7th place to the WCC
Sauber will just prepare for 2026 and Audi, so no improvement either
Racing Bull if it's the name which has been chosen will be disappointing after we had the sensation during winter tests that they copied RB19, but they wont improve at all
Haas will keep downgrading

Drivers market:

Ricciardo will take Perez' seat at RB after a disappointing season start from the Mexican
Perez will then retire at the end of the season
Isack Hadjar will take his place at Racing Bulls
Sargent will convince most of ppl and end most of critics toward him by doing a great 2nd season and renewing his contract for a 3rd year
Stroll will leave F1 at the end of the season, Albon will be chosen to replace him.
Tsunoda will move to Williams
Liam Lawson will take Tsunoda's seat at Racing Bulls
Hulkenberg's contract wont be renew, Frederick Vesti will take his place

If I get everything right call me Nostradamus. See ya in 1 year.

Edit One, 10th of December 2023:

I completely forgot about Lawson and indeed Perez would indeed retire.

Before:

Isack Hadjar would take Tsunoda’ seat and Perez wouldn’t retire

[snow swan]

ricciardo 5th 😭 ☠️

[jade mural]

Alright emma014, I'll remind you about #monaco-gp message in 11 months and 28 days. ID: 63615988

[mossy axle]

including a switch to rb

not unrealistic

[snow swan]

will never happen

[timber folio]

pretty early in the season imo

[mossy axle]

I like this prediction

[timber folio]

it will

[timber folio]

thx 🤝

[mild mist]

bold of you to put Lewis in 2nd considering Merc will start from scratch

[timber folio]

nearly all teams announced restarting from scratch

[mild mist]

yeah so it’s gonna be hard to already start good

they can totally get it wrong

[timber folio]

as they can totally get it right

[mild mist]

also the other teams will already be further in development

[timber folio]

we will see

[livid root]

Hulkenberg last :(

[visual beacon]

I hope not

[crisp mason]

you reckon ricciardo is gonna get 5th? in an alpha???

a backmarker

i mean if he does he defintely deserves the RB seat over checo but damn

[stiff bough]

well who said he gon be in an alphatauri by the end of the season

[slim chasm]

not next year

[crisp mason]

oh fr?

[slim chasm]

yep

[vocal canopy]

Suii

[shell hatch]

what poster should i do (summer and off season included)

[slim chasm]

Max's 2024 WDC celebration

[shell hatch]

bruh

[shell hatch]

here

[soft mason]

Max verstappen 2 times wdc (remove 2021)

[slim chasm]

vamos

[mighty smelt]

your username rolls off the tongue there

[karmic token]

I just want to know if Max will be inspired enough by this poster to change his last name to match - maybe if he gets some kind of firearms sponsor, "Max Verstrappen" works out well for him. 🤔

[charred elbow]

🤨

[tawny mason]

He’ll start at AlphaTauri next year

Oops I mean racing bulls

But where he’ll finish…

[timber folio]

Read my drivers market predictions

[crisp mason]

oops i didnt see that

but if hes at rb then surely higher than 5th

[slim chasm]

not if it's mid season

[crisp mason]

you right

i reckon he could go maybe close to being p3 and be off by about 20ish points

[gray marsh]

Ferrari will win the WDC and WCC next yearrrr

[mild mist]

Ferrari fans:

[jovial halo]

so who would be the two racing bulls after this season?

Lawson too?

cus daniel and yuki left and only one driver joined them

[timber folio]

I’m planning Perez to get to Racing Bulls. But I complietly forgot about Lawson. Let me change my prediction

[jovial halo]

yeah cus I'd say Perez would retire

like put perez in 16 or smth cus he would've scored some points

[timber folio]

At the end of the season

They have to finish the season, they can’t leave by themselves

I changed my prediction

[jovial halo]

looks good

[static imp]

Who do u think will be the quickest car and margin in 2024

[slim chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/red-bull-energy-drink-gif-11779215

[sonic mango]

someone tell me a funny f1 joke

[fair night]

Alpine

[mild mist]

ferrari winning a title

[slim chasm]

Senna > Prost

[sonic mango]

not enough, I need more jokes

[mossy axle]

Logan Sargeant

[mild mist]

F1

[sonic mango]

more jokes

[languid storm]

FIA

[mild mist]

Nico Hulkenberg podium

[sonic mango]

I need the prime f1 jokes

[knotty topaz]

Verstappen is the goat

[steady helm]

Lewis wins another Championship

[drifting wagon]

f1 fans are non toxic, peaceful, and they respect other peoples opinions

[sonic mango]

now that's a good joke

[languid storm]

https://tenor.com/view/controlling-laugh-laughing-oh-god-thats-funny-funny-thats-hilarious-gif-26533352

[mossy axle]

https://tenor.com/view/hilarious-funny-haha-seinfeld-newman-gif-24174220

[woven spear]

cant wait 4 2024! (dead chat)

[orchid sequoia]

I hope someone like Theo Pourchaire gets a chance

I also think that Pourchaire should partner Albon instead if Sargeant

[knotty topaz]

I don’t think Sargent will last long if he doesn’t deliver in 2024

[mossy axle]

Worse

Sargeant undercooked F2 driver

Poorchair overcooked F2 driver

[orchid sequoia]

Sargeant is shite

[stiff bough]

I don’t.

He’s simply not exciting nor worth the money to invest in

[snow swan]

wouldnt the fact that it took him three seasons to win the f2 title hinder his chances tho?

[orchid sequoia]

I dont think so

[fair night]

Yes

The time spent in junior formula does effect you getting an f1 seat

[snow swan]

also i dont think alfa is going to get rid of their drivers cuz zhou brings in alot of money and bottas is outperforming zhou (tbh im not sure so nicely correct me if im wrong)

[fair night]

Its not alfa anymore actually 🤓☝️

And they already announced zhou

[snow swan]

ik but im not sure of the name so alfa just easier

[fair night]

Its just sauber until 2026

[snow swan]

their supposed to announce the new name today

supposedly with a title sponsor

[stiff bough]

well it's 10:30 in the UK and there is no announcement...

But perhaps they moved it back to the 15th, since I believe that's when the entry list is confirmed

[slow wagon]

About as quick and prompt as they are on track yes

[stiff bough]

😭

[snow swan]

they said they would confirm it when the fia released who was entered into f1 for 2024

so its prob a delay on the fia if anything

[fair night]

I meant with no alfa

[snow swan]

yeah, but the team boss said that they wouldnt be taking the name of Sauber

it would be something slightly different

[drifting wagon]

is this actually abbi pulling

[remote knoll]

I think so

[snow swan]

Are they doing Las Vegas every year now

[dim dock]

they have a 10 year deal i believe

[snow swan]

How much are tickets for that

[stiff bough]

anywhere between $250-$1.2 million

[snow swan]

Fucking seriously? Who would pay a million dollars for that?

[dim dock]

i think like 1k on average but im not entirely sure, very expensive tho

[snow swan]

And I thought NASCAR was expensive

Jeez man

[dim dock]

yeahhhh 😭

[snow swan]

Couldn’t a person just get a hotel room and watch from the patio or something lol

[dim dock]

yes i have seen some ppl like that on tiktok lmfao

[slow wagon]

Good luck booking at normal prices lol

[dim dock]

yeahhhh thats true

[snow swan]

I’m sure the hotels are sold out

[slow wagon]

That and the rates for those nights are madly expensive

[snow swan]

Just get a room in Reno and drive over

[stiff bough]

dont those avg around $50

well regardless, F1 events are a lot more expensive to hold so they cost a lot more to attend

[slim chasm]

the 1 million is what the hotel charged you

in partnership with F1 ofc

besides, pretty sure the hotel with patio would have a bigger surcharge than the ticket would cost lmao

[snow swan]

Do they think all the f1 fans are rich Arabs

[slim chasm]

enough of them are rich

[dire tapir]

hehe

just picked up a porshe endurance headlight from a marshal

[languid storm]

Sauber not releasing their new team name says a lot

they said they will release it on the 10th december but they havent said shit 💀

Sauber knowing they cant escape from having to announce Stake Kick F1 Team

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[tawny mason]

I have an inkling to believe it’s not until the 15th at the EARLIEST

@slim chasm got it wrong - the entry list/announcements are NOT today

[slim chasm]

how should I know the FIA got a 2nd date smh

typical

[tawny mason]

I think we’ll get it no earlier than the 15th

[slim chasm]

they better not dilly dally

I need the Kick Stake XQC F1 team

[tawny mason]

My personal opinion is it’ll be the 20th but the absolute earliest it’ll drop is the 15th

So next Wednesday

[languid storm]

Didnt they alfa say that they would announce on the 10th

?

[tawny mason]

That’s because that’s when they thought the entry list would drop

But it didn’t

[slim chasm]

yes

[tawny mason]

@slim chasm said it was today. It’s very obviously not today.

[slim chasm]

somehow it got moved to 15th

smh

[tawny mason]

I think it’ll be the 20th

[tawny mason]

At the earliest

[slim chasm]

yeah

fuckin FIA

[languid storm]

15 or 20th??? smh

[tawny mason]

My personal opinion is the 20th.

[slim chasm]

ask the FIA

fuck them lazy bums

[languid storm]

fucks

[tawny mason]

The 20th seems to be the date it’ll drop IMHO

So in 9 days

[languid storm]

We need to know if its Stake Kick F1 Team 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[languid storm]

L

[tawny mason]

It’ll probably Sauber

[languid storm]

Hope so

[tawny mason]

I hope Audi keeps the Sauber name

[slim chasm]

Audi Team Sauber

let's go

[jovial halo]

Racing Romeos

[coarse obsidian]

How much is Audi buying the team for?

[tawny mason]

Idk

[slim chasm]

450 mil for 75% supposedly

[knotty topaz]

This will sound VERY stupid but,
Clear body work
Like if they work out how to while still having the structural integrity of the sidepods, halo etc etc I think it would be quite cool

[coarse obsidian]

If its more than 51%, Sauber's name shouldn't be near the garage, the doors, trailers, or even the letterhead.

[full ridge]

5 second penalty for esteban ocon

<@&781898349006684170>

I doubt this is legit

right?

[timber folio]

hello

[timber folio]

?

was deleted ig

[full ridge]

yes

someone posted a scam link

I assume there was a mod quicker

[craggy zenith]

yeah same thing happened in ot gen

guessing someone got to it before i did

[sudden star]

I just watched the Jeddah GP replay

Me watching and realizing noone can stop Verstappen as he goes from 15th to 2nd

[remote knoll]

sakhir gp?

[sudden star]

Wair im dumb

I meant jeddah

I love this video i can use it for everything

[remote knoll]

i was boutta say

max went from 3rd to dnf in sakhir gp

[faint lodge]

so is alfa romeo going back to being called sauber or what?

[mossy axle]

likely

[faint lodge]

is there gonna be anything released?

as in alfa romeo instagram or f1 official account?

[mossy axle]

no idea

[faint lodge]

aye

[narrow garnet]

They will be Sauber, just a matter of if there's a title sponsor or anything

[sturdy rapids]

does anyone else think cars' turn signals should be synchronized to an atomic clock
so they don't blink randomly

[snow swan]

TELL ME WE HAVE IT

[tacit mountain]

.bussin

[jade mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/321396119542300673/1037831288029188116/unknown.png

[flint anvil]

Theyll be sauber

Sauber + title sponsor i assume

[tacit mountain]

Bussin sauber

[gusty nexus]

Today 2 years ago, max won his first championship, time flies lol

[vague bramble]

crazy to think about that tbh

[jovial halo]

vettel retired like one year ago

😭

[gusty nexus]

latifi hasn't race in a year

[jovial halo]

dmn

[lime pendant]

My goat 😭

[severe edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-no-one-cares-gif-18925814

[tacit mountain]

Haasbreak

[mossy rose]

RAHH TOP GEAR 🔥🔥

[lusty hull]

hold on your onto something

[surreal meteor]

ah yeah that’s really want i want

my indicator to be less fucking reliable

[gaunt jackal]

RACIST DRIVER

[brave bobcat]

👋

[jovial halo]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-mazepin-mazepin-f1-formula1-mazepin-f1-gif-21281250

https://tenor.com/view/latifi-goat-f1-formula1-gif-23221068

[uncut rose]

bro lost 2 wdc imagine

[tawny mason]

Not before tomorrow

[coarse obsidian]

Meanwhile over at NASCAR, multiple things being released.

[dim heron]

Who cares about NASCAR

[deft halo]

🙋‍♂️

[remote knoll]

I do

Nascar is fire

[coarse obsidian]

The competition is better and predictably F1 is a joke.

[remote knoll]

?

Am I wrong?

[uncut rose]

f1 23 carrer mode be like

[remote knoll]

probably the best driver swap i've seen on the f1 game

[crystal viper]

🔥

[haughty onyx]

stake f1 team kick sauber is a ridiculous name

looool

[obtuse elm]

sounds like an f1 team that makes steak kicking Peter Sauber

[surreal meteor]

people who actually enjoy watching a race for the win every week

[deep hare]

At least in nascar there’s different winners almost every race

And it’s all just the driver and not the cars

[nocturne delta]

THE TİME HAS COME

[surreal meteor]

25 different winners in the 7th Gen Cup car

[deep hare]

Jeez

[surreal meteor]

I think my maths is right on that

19 last year + Stenhouse, Truex, Blaney, SVG, McDowell, and Allmendinger

[obsidian sorrel]

Hamilton should be higher

[pine zodiac]

charles legoat AOT

[obsidian sorrel]

I think this tirl list is pretty biased

[odd veldt]

where

[obsidian sorrel]

S

[tall tapir]

yes, perez definitely had an A of a performace 💀

[hard cypress]

p2

[still forge]

I mean
P2 with that car was the bare minimum

[snow swan]

The cars play just as much of a factor in NASCAR. If your setup is off by a tenth or two, you're not catching first. Unless first wrecks out.

[deep hare]

That’s a setup, I’m just saying stock cars with all natural car

But yes that’s a very good point

[slim chasm]

Perez is in tier Ass indeed

[drifting geyser]

Piastri higher than those in B tier too, imo

[slim chasm]

Next year

bro still got the rookie mistakes

[drifting geyser]

True, but that's why I rate him higher. He's performed equally as well if not better than drivers with a lot of experience

[flint anvil]

Nyck needs his own category

[stiff bough]

If Hulkenberg is C tier, why do we have Magnussen in D? Despite Magnussen’s clear lack of form in qualifying, he was always up there in the race, barring external factors that dropped him down

[snow swan]

cough cough tire wear

I'm both incredibly happy that jenson is jotas driver and incredibly sad as I was hoping vettel cuz they said they were in talks with him

[sharp inlet]

Sigmalonso could be higher

He sometimes almost matched Max's performance in a far inferior car

[sharp inlet]

Who is Stake F1 team and why do they want to kick Sauber

[haughty onyx]

driving a car called kick sauber

its ridiculous

[lilac remnant]

lawson B tier when

hell even A would be fitting

[mossy axle]

lol no

Yuki in C is not okay btw

[toxic atlas]

I don't think Yuki has really proven himself enough to be in the B tier. Note that most of them are race/sprint winners

The early hype when he was against De Vries was just that, hype

Perez in A is absurd tho

[copper ibex]

True, he should be at S

[copper ibex]

That without considering Alonso is 42 years old and Max 26

[twilit merlin]

Also why are both Alonso and Perez A Tier when Alonso would most likely fuck him up if he was in that car

I mean yes the Red Bull is one hell of a tricky car to drive when you aren't Verstappen levels of pointy, but with his experience he surely has driven cars weirder to drive cough20 cough 14frrari cough

[fair night]

No

Max should be in his own tier

No one was as good as him this year

I have an unpopular opinion abt alonso

[mossy axle]

share

[fair night]

Hea overatted

Hes great but overrated

[tall tapir]

One would be concerned if he didnt get p2 with the car

[mossy axle]

Hamiltons life story

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-formula1-f1-aston-martin-gif-27599415

[fair night]

The amount of alonso stans calling him the goat is insane

[mossy axle]

he is

i’m certainly not a stan

[fair night]

There is no goat 🤓☝️

[mossy axle]

no there is

David coulthard

[fair night]

Nah

Mazepin

The true goat

[mossy axle]

oh no

you ruined it

i was gonna say that David is the most handsome of all time

[fair night]

Oh

David in a dress >>>>>>>

Goat

[sharp inlet]

Yeah lol, put in some heroic performances as the oldest driver on the grid

[sharp inlet]

Not really, I think his skill is pretty indisputable

[mild mist]

in terms of pure skill the only guy that could possibly surpass him is Senna

my guy stayed with a insane level for basically his whole career, many argue his best years were his non title wins

[fair night]

im not denying that

im just saying that the amount of alonso stans who call him the goat is annoying

[fair night]

yes

[sharp inlet]

Yeah, I personally think 2012 was his best year, almost beating Vettel but luck screwed him over

[mild mist]

if anything Seb was even more unlucky

[sharp inlet]

Seb did have a rocketship of a car, but yeah, first half of the season was not great for him

[sharp inlet]

ALONSO GOAT

Honestly though, wouldn't call him the greatest of all time, but he's up there

I don't think there can ever be a GOAT

[fair night]

Yeah

[obtuse elm]

og img

[radiant glacier]

old ass mf

i got 1ST ROW:LEC,SAI,MANSELL
2ND:HAM,NOR,RUS
3rd:VER,SENNA,HILL

[midnight heron]

Middle box: Lauda, Hunt, Senna

Top box: Surtees, Button, Vettel

Bottom box: Prost, Damon Hill, Mansell

[radiant glacier]

what is bro typing

[midnight heron]

That

[radiant glacier]

you were typing for a while

[slow wagon]

Schumi, Jim Clark, Kimi
Gerhard, Hailwood, Emmo
Andretti, Damon Hill, Reutemann

[obtuse elm]

i was tryna go with the most obscure drivers I could think of

and that tends to be drivers from the 50s-70s

or those who made only one appearance, like aitken

[radiant glacier]

lol

[obtuse elm]

bro called me geriatric for including old drivers

[radiant glacier]

idk

i knew most of them except watson

and hawthorne

[merry scroll]

Race winner Ferrari, Schumacher
British race winner, Damon hill
Race winner Belgium winner, leclerc
McLaren Ferrari, Raikkonen
British McLaren, Lewis
McLaren Belgium, Jenson
Williams Ferrari, massa
British Williams, coulthard
Williams Belgium, mansell

[glad turtle]

Because he is the GOAT?

[safe laurel]

alonso is a good driver

he's fucking old tho

and no one will put him in the best car

[sharp inlet]

Gonzalez, Brooks, Nilsson
Johansson, Bell, McLaren
Regazzoni, Palmer, Reutemann

[safe laurel]

fangio, damon hill, jim clark
mansell,mansell
mansell,mansell,

[jade mural]

Congrats @safe laurel, you're now on lap 5

[safe laurel]

I assume the other two cells are schumacher

[soft mason]

The cope is crazy

They can’t come to terms with the fact that their goat didn’t win another championship due to lack of talent

Not this servers alonso fans they’re nice people

[sharp inlet]

I feel like it's a combination of atrocious luck and shit cars

[wispy quest]

They're never going back to france to race

Quietly shunned

[timber oxide]

due lack of good sport choices

but that's how sport works

You have the better car and the better team, you win

You don't, and there is a limit of how much you can do.

[slim chasm]

sounds like skill issue

[timber oxide]

Yu

[still forge]

They make a lot of noise about 2012 too

People often forget who had the record of a massive lead being overturn before Chuck

[slim chasm]

39 points advantage after Seb's DNF at Monza with 7 races to go

[still forge]

Exactly

Yet, Vettel proceeded to win 4 races in a row

Plus that comeback drive in Brazil

[fair night]

Fr lmao

[safe laurel]

I mean

how good he is is not the only consideration

there's politics and other stuff

I remember there was big alonso hype at the start of 23

but where are you going to put him

he probably had the best deal available to him at that time

just sad that aston sucked the rest of the season

[soft mason]

I have recently realised how anti alonso this server is

[safe laurel]

he's been in f1 for more than 20 years

so

[soft mason]

I mean it is important to remember why he’s been in f1 for 20 years

In the grand scheme of things he isn’t that bad of a driver

[safe laurel]

he's good

there's reason I have a 14 next to my discord tag

I just mean after that long you will find a lot of people who don't like you

[fluid pike]

Tbf he’s had ded cars for like 7 years now

[safe laurel]

ya I mean the man's just tryna make a living yeh

but he's in the mix and improving the car etc

earning his money

[surreal meteor]

I’m a notable Alonso truther but I’ll give him something from this year, he stepped up his qualifying a lot.

He didn’t make the top 5 ‘most positions gained’ list at all

[boreal comet]

That’s reserved for sexo (cheating on his wife) Perez

[surreal meteor]

and Logan “sometimes people DNFed ahead of me” Sargeant

[distant iron]

Logan “1 Point” Sargeant

[karmic token]

the point earned because lewis and charles got DSQ'd

there's the theory that Logan was resigned only so this would be the first time in F1 history the driver lineup didn't change between the end of one season and the start of the next

[thin berry]

Doubt they care enough to do that on purpose

[stiff bough]

Yeah, teams don't give a shit about statistics like that.

[surreal meteor]

yeah nah lol

it's more that rookies always suck

If you're a team that hires a rookie and only gives them one year to prove themselves, you've basically just screwed yourself over for that year. Invested in someone you'll never see any payoff for.

[soft mason]

You should also know whether you'd actually be a good driver development team instead of just desperately flinging stuff at the wall and hoping something will stick cough cough haas cough cough

[remote knoll]

dont worry

im on ur side

💪

[remote knoll]

still a good race from logan btw

[sudden star]

Logan “lap deleted for exceeding track limits” Sargeant

[livid root]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRACK LIMIT 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[crystal hawk]

track limits are myths

[daring charm]

suggestions, really

[sudden star]

Limits are meant to be broken

[remote knoll]

Logan the only driver testing the limits of the car

respect to him

[dim vessel]

When the

[blissful lotus]

Hamilton not showing up in secret santa?

[stiff bough]

He doesn't typically participate in these types of videos.

[fallen junco]

When does he ever

[blissful lotus]

Literally 19 other drivers showed up for the vid and he didn't, reminds me of why I'm not fond of him

[toxic atlas]

actually makes me like him more tbh

If he's not into it i'd rather he just let others enjoy it rather than making a token appearance with a shitty gift lol

[mossy axle]

Video kinda promotes buying pointless shit

no good for da enviroment

i assume that is why he doesn’t take part

valid reason to not take part

[stiff bough]

Weird thing to add to a list of reasons for not being fond of someone.

[mossy axle]

I cannot think of a single good reason to dislike Lewis

I say things about his performance, and yes i think how highly he is rated is boosted by his stats. But he is a good person.

[vital eagle]

I have a slight grudge against hamilton but thats mostly bc of nelson piquet jr and glock

[mossy axle]

Is that glock

being mentioned

[vital eagle]

Yes

[blazing cargo]

Ferrari Announce the challenger date?

[narrow garnet]

ye, Feb 13

[slim chasm]

unless you're a Massa fan

[toxic atlas]

ask Albon

[maiden meteor]

His behaviour

I just don't like how he acts

Also because he's the reason why Seb is not a 5 time WC

[mossy axle]

What behaviour though

[royal needle]

I blame that on Ferrari honestly

[maiden meteor]

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Sometimes the way people talk, do stuff, etc is just repellent

It is my opinion, I'm not even trying to make other people dislike Lewis

[sleek orbit]

ferrari strategists finding a way to fuck up the strategy even if its impossible

[surreal meteor]

yeah

[sleek orbit]

tbf 2018 was sebs fault tho

[surreal meteor]

no, not just strategy

it also wasn’t just seb’s fault

Lewis and Mercedes were just more consistent, and the team developed their car better

[sleek orbit]

also that

[surreal meteor]

Seb and Ferrari did great, but they just didn’t do as great

[sleek orbit]

atleast ferrari will still have a legacy in the f1 space

[surreal meteor]

It’s lots of little things over a complete season, in both 2017 and 2018. Much like Seb’s could’ve been first title in 2009

They just got beat

[sleek orbit]

ferrari is still one of the top teams even though they haven't won a wdc in like 16 years

tbh williams was the one who fell off the hardest

[surreal meteor]

Yeah but like, neither has anyone except Mercedes or Red Bull

[sleek orbit]

yea

true true

[surreal meteor]

"Mike Krack praises Alonso for not actively shitting on his own team for once, and Stroll for not abandoning the only F1 ride he'll ever have"

Off season news must be super dry if 'team principal happy drivers do bear minimum' is article worthy

[knotty jolt]

someone will eventually stir up a controversy

[slow wagon]

I wait eagerly

[languid storm]

We will wait for them to cook some controversy

[velvet crater]

I bet it will be Maranello shenanigans

Or just alpain

[mossy rose]

Just go look on twitter they have the weirdest shi going on there at all times

[soft mason]

Personally it goes prost then hamilton if I were forced at gunpoint to compare eras

[languid storm]

fr

[mossy rose]

2008 cubica was too good imo

[storm verge]

cube

[clever wedge]

cubica

[compact fog]

Kubica

[uncut rose]

i want this back

[little venture]

2017 compounds

cus 2018 has a few more to the pirelli rainbow

[timber oxide]

the fuck is that

[uncut rose]

2017 had many more tires than now

[timber oxide]

well does not look good tbh

[surreal meteor]

it’s actually the same number as now

they just don’t use a different colour for each compound, and keep the same three for whatever the selection is

[safe laurel]

is hypersoft just licorice

[flint anvil]

Almost forgot that the white tyres were medium

[dense hornet]

i never saw the blue hard

[little venture]

hypersofts were usually used at street circuits

[little venture]

they were only used once

at Silverstone

The Superhard Tyre was never used throughout the whole season

[dense hornet]

what a waste of good tyres

[stiff bough]

definitely weren't good tyres, and they were pretty much just Pirelli's fallback option in case they had major tyre problems at any of the other circuits

[dawn rose]

Yes

[lime pendant]

Bro really doesn't like perelli

[vapid magnet]

blue hard compund?

[haughty mason]

Blue hard was C0

[sudden star]

Did they stop doing this to simplify the tire compounds

[crude flame]

Yes

Now the softest tyre is always red etc

While previously it could be a bit confusing

[sudden star]

I figured it as so

I mean yeah 😭😭

[crude flame]

Because some weekends the softest tyre was pink, then it was red and sometimes even yellow

[sudden star]

Supersoft sounded cool tho

[crude flame]

I enjoyed the hypersoft only because of the fact it was pink

It was a pretty cool tyre too because it was so fast and lasted like four laps

So it was like a pure qualifying tyre which I thought was cool

[sudden star]

yeah

looking back now

Blue hard is kind of cursed

[crude flame]

https://racer.com/2017/11/28/hypersoft-pirelli-s-best-f1-tire-hamilton/

See

Bring the hypersoft back asap

[sudden star]

I feel like theyll just bring back the compound but keep it the same name lmao

New proposal pirelli take notes from my message

New tire extremesoft

Fastest tire ever but it lasts one lap

how bad do you need that good qual lap

[pine turret]

Is it gone by the end of the out lap lol

[unkempt pecan]

I mean, back in the 1980s tyre manufacturers used to have 'quali tyres'. That's how they were able to do insane laptimes that they couldn't get close to replicating in the race. Well, that and the fact the turbo would have been turned right up.

[sudden star]

No its gone by the end of the flying

So ur in limp home mode for ur entire out lap

So the rest of ur quali time is taken by returnin to pit

Think of it as a its all or nothing

[mossy rose]

Go hard or go home 🗣️‼️

[raven wagon]

Its still there, just its now called the C5 tyre

[little venture]

i miss ultrasofts

setting purple laps on purple tyres

[jagged cloak]

causing red flags on red tyres 🔥

[mighty terrace]

My mentality is getting worse

[soft mason]

Downforce is insane

[crude flame]

Not quite

[dense hornet]

its not downforce its skill

[weak mountain]

Qualifying engines

[surreal meteor]

Yeah

[stable flume]

hi

is enyone have expirience with motorpost tickets com

[unkempt pecan]

Yeah. Like part mode.

[dire pivot]

Just finished s1 of formula 1. This Alfa Romeo team are amazing

when does this Lewis Hamilton guy come in

I think fangio might win the championship in season 2

[gentle atlas]

werent mid 80s quali engines like a grenade lol

well its the ssame engine but tuned

cause before they would turn the boost pressure way up to 6 bar which is insane

but only for quali since 6 bar is really unreliable

during the race they would run 4 or so bar

Quali spec: 1400hp, 6BAR, super unreliable
Race spec: ~800hp, way less bar, probably closer to 2-3, more reliable.

cosworth engines were glorious

[vocal canopy]

LUCKY

[dawn rose]

Damn that train is getting lapped a lot

[mild mist]

“this car is a rocket ship” ~ Max Versthappening

[tiny relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lando-norris-what-excuse-me-gif-24286737

[ornate slate]

u die, its Max Verstappen

[inner parrot]

Webber will be missing this

[loud bobcat]

24/23 races won cancer cured poverty eliminated
'unbelievable guys'

[dull sky]

real

[noble shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-cat-despite-all-my-rage-get-real-gif-20016880

[languid storm]

Did You Know?

In 2012 and 2013, Kimi Raikkonen signed a clause with Lotus that gave him an €50,000 for every point he scored.

He scored 390 points (€19,500,000) in those two seasons, which almost led Lotus into bankruptcy.
He’s still owed the money 😭

[radiant crow]

Damn

[soft mason]

He’s still owed money because he decided he didn’t care enough about it to pursue it the absolute madman

[lusty hull]

are they actively paying him back for it or no

[pine turret]

Yo that’s awesome

[sturdy rapids]

Good to know Kimi has the power to bankrupt Geely when the next stock market crash hits 😭

[slim chasm]

just the bonus part being paid to him at 2016

he forgo the base salary claim iirc

[knotty jolt]

🅱️

[ripe cliff]

Y'all when is training

For beginning season

[stiff bough]

sometime in february

[lusty hull]

21st

[surreal meteor]

Obviously not as bad, but Vettel having a fastest lap bonus at Red Bull will never not be funny to me

He legitimately probably DNFed races because he refused to save the engine because he got paid more if he went for the FL

And it wasn't even worth a point back then

[south heron]

yeah lmao

I'm guessing that's why he DNFed at Valencia in 2012

[storm verge]

nah it was an alternator issue

it was pretty persistent the entire year

[still forge]

Renault and unreliability

Name a better duo

[wet sequoia]

Ferrari and copium

[snow swan]

Is Azerbaijan a hard track for F1 drivers? The shape is so weird...

Like what?

Ohhh it's a street circuit. I see now.

[crisp lynx]

hello 😄

[floral hound]

Hello

[severe edge]

russell and crashing into people then blaming others

[mossy axle]

Alonso and ”the best”

[pine turret]

https://tenor.com/view/leclerc-f1-formula1-charles-leclerc-gif-21777743

[vague bramble]

depression and ferrari
norris and sainz's friendship
verstappen and red bull
mid and alpine (they're both the same word)

[compact fog]

Nando lorris

[dawn rose]

Ferrari and strategy errors

[mossy axle]

Haas and race pace 😁

[late hemlock]

McLaren and winning

[velvet crater]

Max Verstappen and Daniel Ricciardo

[remote jungle]

Lando and wins 😅🥺💔

[sturdy rapids]

Lewis Hamilton and whining about other people

Sargeant and crashing

Stroll and ...himself

Maze and Spin

Max and RB (seriously it's cool even if you don't like it)

Russell and bad luck

[still forge]

Ι'm yet to see a Charles pole - Max win one and i'm lowkey dissappointed

[sudden star]

https://tenor.com/view/verstappen-baku-crash-gif-21913237

[snow swan]

[sudden star]

Its ok we got next year

(I have been saying this since leclerc signed)

[dark lodge]

NO WAY🫨

[drifting geyser]

Russell isn't particularly unlucky, at least not recently

[dark lodge]

definitely didnt hear that 39320 times

[drifting geyser]

Most of Russell's issues have been of his own making

[mossy axle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-formula-1-george-russell-singapore-gp-gif-15880966282614022677

[drifting geyser]

Precisely lmao

[mossy axle]

Russell is very close to Lewis in everything

except for how error prone he has been

[loud bobcat]

.rt

[honest solstice]

Perez going to boat racing?

[velvet crater]

Stroll and Senna ( 90% Bruno, 10% Aryton)

[sturdy rapids]

fair, lance > bruno

[visual loom]

lance when he remembers he’s an f1 driver > max verstappen

[dawn rose]

Wrong Merc driver

[orchid sequoia]

i feel like they should have put the speed trap right behind or before DRS detection zone

[sturdy rapids]

Mercedes drivers and whining about other people

[soft mason]

At least bruno was consistent

Considering strolls propensity to only be in the points half the time even with some of the best cars on the grid I’d argue bruno > stroll

[sturdy rapids]

bro i don't think bruno ever scored a podium

[forest dock]

Well didn't Bruno start racing again at 18 years old and he still made it to F1 that quote incredible imagine how good he could have been if he was allowed to race from 7 years old like all the other F1 drivers have been.

[vernal bone]

faririririr

lambargambar

bagatata

rrrrrrrredbullli

[remote jungle]

Max does that

[sturdy rapids]

everyone does that tbh
Lewis: "What the hell is he doine, man! ######!"
Max: "What the #### is he doing man! ####ing idiot!"
Yuki:YO WHAT THE ##### IS HE EVEN DOING?! ##### SERIOUSLY! ########!
Charles: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Logan: "Sorry guys. I crashed"
George: "Man what the ####? He just turned into me!"

[still forge]

A better example for Charles would be Austria 2021, Perez pushed him off track twice and his radio was well

not calm™

[frigid acorn]

Bonne année

[slim chasm]

lies

no way Yuki would have that few bleep

[sturdy rapids]

well true

Grosjean: ######## i think Ericsson hit us

[raven wagon]

Actually it was Grosjean's engineer who said that 🤓

[weak mountain]

wall clearly moved last second

[sturdy rapids]

i know, but it's funnier that way

[sturdy rapids]

it clearly turned in on him

[tacit hare]

he should’ve posed to block the wall

https://tenor.com/view/f1-intro-george-russell-george-russell-tpose-gif-11974953692443681865

the stare would’ve been enough

side note is the order of intros based off the previous season wdc standing?

[mossy axle]

Yes

[sudden star]

5 second penalty for ocon

[blazing cargo]

Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber supremacy🦅🦅

[tawny mason]

My guy rickrolled us

[blazing cargo]

Get used to this during regular season

[hoary token]

What color will the stake car be

[jade mural]

Congrats @hoary token, you're now on lap 5

[mossy axle]

steak color

[hoary token]

👍

[uncut rose]

Lance: why

[whole snow]

Max hasn't won a single race all year.

Washed driver.

[orchid sequoia]

Anyone else not excited for Saubers car at pre season testing?

[timber folio]

I'm scared about what it will look like

[orchid sequoia]

Yea me too

Im glad Alfa Romeo didnt stay because that neon green and red looks like vomit

[narrow garnet]

Stake being the name of the team will go down as a disaster I think, there's a lot of grands prix where they can't even use the name and a lot of motorsport and legacy media outlets are probably just gonna keep calling them Sauber anyway because of issues around gambling promotion and such.

[orchid sequoia]

Yes yes, its fucking stupid to name your team after an online casino

[timber folio]

fr

[south heron]

same especially after Bottas called it "interesting"

[south heron]

yeah plus their reputation's a bit patchy to say the least

[slim chasm]

they can just use the kick name

[austere ether]

Thats what they plan on doing

Shame both names suck ass tho

[drifting wagon]

Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber was the actual name after all

the first half/second half will be used with gambling laws accordingly

[flint anvil]

Stake is shit

I thought id see the Sauber name back

Im gonna be supporting a meat next year

Can you imagine crofty saying the alpine just overtook the stake

Or the stake just hit the wall, a collision caused by the stake, the stske starts 20th, ettc

[narrow garnet]

I imagine crofty will probably just say sauber

[slim chasm]

well the Sauber is back

pinched between the sponsors

lmao

[slim chasm]

nah I'm sure there's a contractual obligation

however he will repeat it at least 10x each session that the team has its root as the Sauber team

[slow wagon]

Could depend on legalities of gambling advertising too I think

[obtuse elm]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 LEC
🇸🇦 VER
🇦🇺 HAM
🇯🇵 NOR
🇨🇳 RUS
🇺🇸 VER
🇮🇹 SAI
🇲🇨 HAM
🇨🇦 LEC
🇪🇸 RUS
🇦🇹 VER
🇬🇧 HAM
🇭🇺 HAM
🇧🇪 PIA
🇳🇱 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇦🇿 LEC
🇸🇬 NOR
🇺🇸 HAM
🇲🇽 PER
🇧🇷 HAM
🇺🇸 LEC
🇶🇦 RUS
🇦🇪 HAM

[mossy axle]

skull emoji

[obtuse elm]

watch me cook

[fair night]

Bro did not cook

[mossy axle]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 ALO
🇸🇦 ALO
🇦🇺 ALO
🇯🇵 TSU
🇨🇳 ALO
🇺🇸 ALO
🇮🇹 ALO
🇲🇨 ALO
🇨🇦 STR
🇪🇸 ALO
🇦🇹 ALO
🇬🇧 ALO
🇭🇺 ALO
🇧🇪 ALO
🇳🇱 ALO
🇮🇹 ALO
🇦🇿 ALO
🇸🇬 ALO
🇺🇸 ALO
🇲🇽 ALO
🇧🇷 ALO
🇺🇸 ALO
🇶🇦 ALO
🇦🇪 ALO

[obtuse elm]

I forgot alonso

I apologize

[remote knoll]

tsunoda 🔥

[obtuse elm]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 LEC
🇸🇦 VER
🇦🇺 HAM
🇯🇵 NOR
🇨🇳 RUS
🇺🇸 VER
🇮🇹 SAI
🇲🇨 HAM
🇨🇦 LEC
🇪🇸 RUS
🇦🇹 VER
🇬🇧 HAM
🇭🇺 HAM
🇧🇪 PIA
🇳🇱 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇦🇿 LEC
🇸🇬 ALO
🇺🇸 HAM
🇲🇽 PER
🇧🇷 HAM
🇺🇸 LEC
🇶🇦 RUS
🇦🇪 HAM

[remote knoll]

8 different winners goes hard

[obtuse elm]

HAM x7
VER x5
LEC x4
RUS x3
NOR x1
PIA x1
ALO x1
SAI x1

[remote knoll]

you forgot perez

[barren parcel]

Hamilton is past his prime and Mercedes is more midfieldish

[obtuse elm]

right

mexico

9 different winners

[remote knoll]

i cant count

[obtuse elm]

ok imma make a realistic one

[remote knoll]

calma

[barren parcel]

Russell is faster now

[remote knoll]

debatable

[obtuse elm]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 LEC
🇸🇦 VER
🇦🇺 VER
🇯🇵 LEC
🇨🇳 VER
🇺🇸 VER
🇮🇹 LEC
🇲🇨 PER
🇨🇦 VER
🇪🇸 SAI
🇦🇹 VER
🇬🇧 RUS
🇭🇺 HAM
🇧🇪 VER
🇳🇱 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇦🇿 LEC
🇸🇬 NOR
🇺🇸 HAM
🇲🇽 VER
🇧🇷 HAM
🇺🇸 LEC
🇶🇦 RUS
🇦🇪 VER

[stiff bough]

"Russell is faster now"

"Mercedes are midfieldish"

[obtuse elm]

fax

[stiff bough]

Like even though the top 3 are 'closer' to the midfield, they're still 100 points ahead of the actual top midfield teams

[remote knoll]

Ferrari hopium predictions

cant wait to see Logan outqualify Albon

[lapis copper]

Russell started performing I think Qatar

[marble jackal]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 VER
🇸🇦 VER
🇦🇺 VER
🇯🇵 VER
🇨🇳 VER
🇺🇸 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇲🇨 PER
🇨🇦 VER
🇪🇸 VER
🇦🇹 VER
🇬🇧 NOR
🇭🇺 VER
🇧🇪 VER
🇳🇱 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇦🇿 LEC
🇸🇬 SAI
🇺🇸 VER
🇲🇽 VER
🇧🇷 HAM
🇺🇸 VER
🇶🇦 VER
🇦🇪 VER

[hard cypress]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 me
🇸🇦 me
🇦🇺 me
🇯🇵 me
🇨🇳 me
🇺🇸 me
🇮🇹 me
🇲🇨 me
🇨🇦 me
🇪🇸 me
🇦🇹 me
🇬🇧 me
🇭🇺 me
🇧🇪 me
🇳🇱 me
🇮🇹 me
🇦🇿 me
🇸🇬 me
🇺🇸 me
🇲🇽 me
🇧🇷 me
🇺🇸 me
🇶🇦 me
🇦🇪 me

[severe edge]

yeah, and im going to mars

[obtuse elm]

congrats!

i hope you enjoy your trip

[mossy axle]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 never
🇸🇦 gonna
🇦🇺 give
🇯🇵 you
🇨🇳 up
🇺🇸 never
🇮🇹 gonna
🇲🇨 let
🇨🇦 you
🇪🇸 down
🇦🇹 never
🇬🇧 gonna
🇭🇺 run
🇧🇪 around
🇳🇱 and
🇮🇹 desert
🇦🇿 you
🇸🇬 never
🇺🇸 gonna
🇲🇽 make
🇧🇷 you
🇺🇸 cry
🇶🇦 never gonna
🇦🇪 say goodbye

[spiral igloo]

Now that’s a prediction I can agree with

[marble jackal]

solid

[severe edge]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 gentlemen
🇸🇦 a
🇦🇺 short
🇯🇵 view
🇨🇳 back
🇺🇸 to
🇮🇹 the
🇲🇨 past
🇨🇦 thirty
🇪🇸 years
🇦🇹 ago
🇬🇧 niki
🇭🇺 lauda
🇧🇪 said
🇳🇱 take
🇮🇹 a
🇦🇿 trained
🇸🇬 monkey
🇺🇸 you
🇲🇽 place
🇧🇷 him
🇺🇸 into
🇶🇦 the
🇦🇪 cockpit

[deft halo]

Guys, please #memes-no-ai-will-delete-😡 if you can't keep it serious

[still forge]

Seeing all these different winners makes me think y'all are high on hopium

4 different winners and that's it

[remote knoll]

😐

[remote knoll]

Potentially

[slim chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[sudden star]

Melbourne needs more dnfs

[pallid goblet]

agreed

[spring plume]

Predict the 2024 F1 season:

🇧🇭 VER
🇸🇦 LEC
🇦🇺 VER
🇯🇵 VER
🇨🇳 LEC
🇺🇸 NOR
🇮🇹 VER
🇲🇨 PER
🇨🇦 VER
🇪🇸 VER
🇦🇹 VER
🇬🇧 NOR
🇭🇺 VER
🇧🇪 VER
🇳🇱 VER
🇮🇹 VER
🇦🇿 LEC
🇸🇬 VER
🇺🇸 VER
🇲🇽 NOR
🇧🇷 NOR
🇺🇸 LEC
🇶🇦 VER
🇦🇪 VER

[wet sequoia]

Swap out the first Norris win with a Piastri win and the first race after silly season break with a Riccardo RB win, then it would be more accurate

[slim chasm]

bro sneaked in Leclerc and Lando lmao

[slim chasm]

bro ran out of space

[deft halo]

@harsh nacelle

[proper holly]

lando and lec are realistic

2024 ferrari is a whole new car

2023 mclaren mid season caught up

what if you give them a whole season to make a rocket

Actually the mclaren was super close to rb

[slim chasm]

every team and their mother got a new car next year lol

[slim chasm]

is that why they fucked up the last two winter development

[proper holly]

LMAO

most teams build cars based on their older cars

You think they redesign every single part?

Thats why we have regulation changes

And thats why dominant cars stay domiant

How did redbull become so great?

They did a whole new car

every year

We got teams mostly reusing their cars

and sometimes

Like this year

one team does a whole new car

Either goes good

like what happened with redbull

Or bad

Like merc

[slim chasm]

almost all of the car, yes

they do it every year

[soft mason]

Why do you think merc repurposing the same monocoque was such a big deal lmao

[full gulch]

Wasnt af pulling out of f1

I really hate when companies use different branding

[fast hawk]

Af?

[full gulch]

Alfa Fomeo obviously

[coarse obsidian]

Speaking of Alfa. Did US courts take page from Stake F1 Team on when to release?

[mossy rose]

No way what 😭

[coarse obsidian]

The release of Epsteins List

[soft mason]

Man the fact that they just push back the release of classified, no longer important documents annoys me to no end

[spiral igloo]

Wish someone would just make a list of all the names instead of forcing people to scroll through PDFs

[slow wagon]

I mean you can just look at which F1 names are in there if that’s what you’re curious about

[shell hatch]

imma say it, MEXICAN GP INTRO IS THE BEST

[jade mural]

Congrats @shell hatch, you're now on lap 5

[dense hornet]

inaccurate af

[inner parrot]

Guys tf is stake F1 team I thought it was Sauber or alfa Romeo
😭😭

[surreal meteor]

Alfa Romeo was just a sponsor

Stake and Kick have replaced them as sole title sponsor

(technically Stake and Kick are two companies but owned by the same people so)

[fair night]

Alfa left

[mossy rose]

Frr

[mossy rose]

Sauber

[coarse obsidian]

It's Sauber without putting their name on it.

[wintry salmon]

Who?

[soft mason]

Hate how people magically decided hamilton was past his prime the second he was in a worse car

Like golly gee wizz I wonder what was behind that?

Also merc isn’t a midfield team lmao

[stiff bough]

nah trust its midfield 🙏