#deqeneral-🤪
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Yea but you don't have to make him feel that by naming him that
Yes 😭
welcome
is he here
What??? 😭
No, thats child abuse
One for the team. Welcome
shat them what
porshuh
Nah, she was my exs sister 😭
ohhhh
most dwarf planets don't have close up images
this is the best real image of haumea
Yep thats how its pronounced
i carry their name maybe
indeed
Source: I speak German
apparently i talk in my sleep amci cooked
Hi.. okay?
it is not porsch uh
it is
Warum soll ich jetzt Deutsch sprechen?
what do you say
it is more like uy
Was bringt das?
porsch uy
Franco's birthday trip thanks to me giving the ticket to Hamilton
Dieser Discord Server ist English nur, oder?
its porsch uh because of the orsche
it is not uh
Probably fucked up some grammar there. German grammar is hard
Bnuy
steals
i got one pair as a gift for graduating highschool and starting community college when they first came out in 2016, then they died
new pair in 2020, then those died
and now im on my third pair
GIVE IT BACK
im a race car passingbby
GIVE IT BAAAAACK
Nuh uh
they shat themselves twice
mong us
im gonna go go go theres no stopping meeee
sf 26 moment
3I/Atlas is an interstellar object that passed through the solar system last year and back into the depths of space
Ohhh fair, im only on my second pair, they do kinda have shit reliability
Ong us
A
mercedes straight line speed
Dawg bye
not that FERRARI
We should do an few rounds of Among Us as a server one time
mong usa
Come back
i can't do amongus im stupid
Asu gnom
I am not
ASS GNOME???????
audi >>>.
Among sus
Yuh
hukenberg trapped in p11
Call me ass gnome the way this short king likes ass
wait what about gabby
bro 😭
sure
||You are what you eat bub||
Also on the topic of baby names I was so bored on Saturday I rated all the F1 tracks ever used on their usability as baby names bc why tf not
Ill see myself out
see you
:(
Ever used from 1950 til 2020*
If i ever see kids named this, i am looking for CPS
where gabby at
Kid named Circuit of the Americas
p13
Every name there is basically begging to be bullied
We don't bully in this household
tbh i think Cota would be a cute name
Yo those are my kids, LA Strip Straight and Eau Rouge
AAAGAHHHSVSBSND
yo who lives here
Some of them are completely normal, like Adelaide, Gilles, Albert. Others would make pretty names imo, like Aida, Kyalami, Imola and Monsanto. Also Paul Ricard goes hard af
WHAT
Yo mama so big you can see her from space
LA STRIP STRAIGHT IS CRAZY
okay dude chill
Wthhh
thats me
Bruh
delete that thanknyou
doxxed lmao
:C
man
MoM-z14
i wanna go to outer space.
Mom zia
chat if grace turned into an eridian do yall think he would have opal deposits on his body or vivianite deposits on his body from the way his body decomposed in the environment
Wouldnt use it myself but I also wouldnt really turn my head at it
Theres sign ups for artemis…..
rocky has an opalite patch on one of his “hind” legs
how are you texting in real time from 14 billion light years
so im
gonna say opal
i cannot imagine a kid named Skid Row
Most of them I wouldnt use myself because they arent all my style. Some I would
Space doesn't real
Real
"Is my son 130R behaving well?"
Avus means grandfather in latin…
So essentially you named your kid grandpa… thats gonna help him not get bullied for sure
Yeah I think we should name kids off of corners
because
Now I want to see which ones I would actually use myself. Brb
strong phone
Ansible
Like look at this(Ill go fastest to slowest)
1st -> Haumea(Dwarf Planet) with a 4 hour Rotation
2nd -> Ceres(Dwarf Planet and in the asteroid belt) with a 9-9.2 hour Rotation
3rd -> Jupiter(Gas Giant) with a 10 hour rotation
4th -> Saturn(Gas Giant) with a 10 hours and 33 minutes rotation
5th -> Neptune(Ice Giant) with a 15 hours, 58 minutes rotation
6th -> Uranus(Ice Giant) with a 17 hours and 14 minutes rotation
7th -> Makemake(Dwarf Planet) with a 22 hours and 29 minutes rotation
8th -> Earth(Home Planet) with a 23 hours and 56 minutes rotation (Note: Our standard 24h clock adjusts for orbit)
9th -> Mars(Red Dusty Planet) with a 24 hours and 37 minutes rotation
10th -> Pluto(Dwarf Planet) with a 6 Earth days, 9 hours, 17 minutes(or Equals to 153 hours and 17 minutes) rotation
11th -> Eris(Dwarf Planet) with a 15 Earth days, 19 hours(Equals to 379 hours) rotation
12th -> Mercury(Closest Planet to the sun) with a 58 Earth days, 15 hours, 30 minutes(Takes 1,407.5 hours) rotation
13th -> Venus(Hell Planet) with a 243 Earth days, 26 minutes(Takes 5,832.4 hours as it Spins backwards) rotation time
Oh. Shit I should have taken Latin
“Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls Oracle Racing has excelent maths grades”
quantum entanglement
OOOH
"How's my son kick sauber doing"
true, it forms on the skeleton if the body is quickly covered by sand and decomposes with silica-rich water in the sediment surrounding it, but the only thing is is that the opalisation proces usually takes millions of years
Thats too far
one's the fastest
We dont speak of kick sauber
HIS FULL NAME IS STAKE F1 KID™ KICK SAUBER
Ion like you
I APOLOGISE
the reason the venusian winds are so strong is because while venus rotates on it's axis every 243 days, its atmosphere completes a rotation every 4 hours
Likewise
im talking about main rotation, not atmosphere
i love F1 MyTeam 🗣️ 🔥🔥
ts so tuff
Das him
which would be axial rotation
i'm just saying why venus has such winds
I left only the ones I would actually consider for myself
no that's my cousin BMW.Williams
how is venus's winds faster than the gas giants though, venus is solid while jupiter and saturn arent
Theres apparently a backstory i read on threads…
Apparently its a scene from some underground indie movie
Fair enough
I need to watch it
most gem processes take A Lot Of Years
i’d say that he would maybe have halite salt crystals because humans can be kinda salty.
i’d also say fluorite because i facking like fluorite
I have not been able to find it so far
djskfjdjs
Sochi
How's oracle red bull racing haven't seen him in a while
Sochi sounds so cute
because venus's atmosphere rotates every 4 hours compared to the surface which is every 243 days
the giant's atmospheres rotate with the rocky core
Like what an adorable sounding word
Jghfjgjg
Not doing very well honestly, but hey at least he's not like BWT Alpine
my stomach hurts
they’re no shot you’re using “monsanto”
Hmm true
Monsterr
takes me back to my f1 tier list
hope u feel better soon :(
Monsanto aka Evil Incarnate Corporation (relative to agricultural patent holding)
I was on the fence about Buddh (Bud). But Buddy is such a cute nickname. Its giving Bodhi vibes and i love the name Bodhi
Nothing like naming your son after a city that had the largets ethnical cleansing in russia
Can we google stuff please
Wait what 😭
we should grind up mercury into a dyson swarm
haha toothpaste grace
Research circassian genocide
but the racetrack....
with the tools i have to make f1 announcements i can just do basically anything and i love it (schizophrenia)
Built on blood and paid for by corrupt officials…
Fun
Chat should I buy and ice cream or steal my sister's??
i hate humans
theiven
Yayy
Steal 😈 /s
buy
Same
is this even a question
steal
BOOOOOOOO
do the right thing
Yayyy
F tier version of this meme
that costs money
🔥
the fuck nico hulkenberg do 😭😭😭
do the right thing 😴
do the wrong thing 🥳
are we allowed to endorse thievery on of1d cosmic
i saw one fic where he was like marble ish because marble is mostly composed of calcite
is it encouraging illegal activity
It sounds cute 😭
haha calcium
yes or no
uhhhh
it always cracks me tf up looking at hulk in these.
why does he look like a fucking spectre
get a podium in 2025 before my king carlos
If I was actually naming a baby I would research more but im not ao just went with what I like the sound of
Who is “the right thing” and why must I “do” them?
hes emerging
S tier- SAINZ tier
let him be, let him have his moment
he's a ghost of his former williams self
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FAKE SMOKE MACHINE…ACTIVATE!
Lemme do the right thing
COMPUTA…make hulkenburg look super cool and mysterious
as long as you’re not thieving copywritten material on da internet that could get this discord in trouble
COMPUTA why did nothing change?
you Must
so i can plunder gold coins from a sunken sea vessel
sorry solstice
girlboss
gatekeep
gasly
Again, one google search later…
Monsanto is the company that makes most popular herbicides and has a LOOOONG track record of corporate abuse
COMPUTA..............make nico hulkenberg win a race this year
yes Sure
no you gotta root for your french kings remember
Computa make alex win
computa computa why are you a scoota
Google is free people
Why can't I name my child Enron
remember who you are French boy
Computa find me a partner
Name them Ronald, ron for short
Hi
Computa crashed
the merc engines and ford engines are illegal after montreal i have no hopes for a french podium....
Hi😭
its okay
they can do it on foot, im sure they’re fit enough
Is it working
Shit. Wouldnt use it then. Tbf if I was actually pregnant and considering baby names I would look them up. But im not googling like 15 names for a hypothetical Diacord discussion. Im way too lazy 
every dream starts with belief
It burned down
i just pulled this out of my ass
Naming my kid Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill (2010 environmental disaster)
not in iowa
fuck it bring sébastien loeb and ogier to red bull maybe they'll do something
More effort went into making 3 different lists, 2 separate times than googling once
Computa make it not really really hot in the UK rn 😭
I constantly say 'uhh i dont know' apparently
fukushima nuclear reactor explosion
Eat yo shit
burp
DELLL
ferrari fans boutta go livid with this one 🔥
protein
DELLLLLLLL
I'm gonna get a partner this year trust
inshallah
hello
helloo
-# halal movie night
It was easy (just pulled up a list of tracks and sorted them into 3 categories) and I was bored
child name ideas:
dell pc
hi del
-# inshallah they find him
finding nemo halal movie night!!! inshaallah they find him
Malaysia Airlines flight 37O or malay for short
FIHH
Yall struggle to get them??? 😭 I struggle to keep em ill have like 4 this year (im the problem)
insert picture of bird catching baseball
WRONG ONE
cba to find it
WTFFFF
Naming my child Audi R26 #5 driven by Gabriel Bortoleto
Oof
naming my kid fw-47
Audi could be cute. Maybe more for a middle name though
Im gonna leave my partner this year
cosmic
naming my kid the hexadecimal abbreviation for the letter a
I left my partner ages ago
naming my cat yuki tsunomeow
yes?
Naming my child a photo
Naming my child mercedes amg w17 so he is fast asf
thats kinda fire icl
no i was just making the reference
true
DECLAN
Mashallah
mashallah what a lady
naming my child race car driver like the ea sports f1 default character
yknow what
Im down
I have nothing else to do
I'm down
i'm naming my kid Zastava M70
Oof good luck
take the Sonion Ring™
@mossy palm i am unable to be ur lawyer at the moment cause i am IN LOVEEEEE
Naming my child BowieKnife
sonion
don't worry i can lawyer
true
naming my kid seigfried
join
hi ok
naming my cat kenzie
I'll name my child car
i got my lawyering license at john deere
^fm
Make a playlist for the journey
“Can i help you maam?”
“Ive lost car”
“What?”
“My kid”
im in ma mams car
ive lost my car
Ha ha ha
naming my child "a. kid"
d444wg can we be discord friends
Vroom vroom
Dawg you're so funny go bald bub
d444wg go bald
Be careful what you wish for
kikiki
get out me car
Might come true
d444wg go bald
Go go go go bald
Woah….. woah
bald go d444wg
anyone else down for gta geoguessr
go go power balders
Bars
NO
The funny thing is my actual son has a pretty normal, albeit sort of old fashioned name (it was my great grandfathers). But I do have a soft spot for more unusual names too. Within reason
smiles smilingly
Wiw
shld i name my cat max furrstappurr
begrudgingly begrudges you
alright
I hate when people spell names incorrectly just for the craic. Like Sopheiagh
Who pinged me bradar wat is this
:(
Smiles surprisingly
smiles
naming my cat mackenzie furstappurr!!!
Ok♥️
thank you for the name inspo
naming my fish mel burp!!!
there's a warm smile but what's a cold smile
i would ask what the name is bot then i realsied
Warm smile but cold
When youre cold but have to smile
its like saying ice should be warm
👍 ♥️ 😭
I'll name my dog mustang
like what you do when youre gonna do something bad
you smile with malicious intent
a smile that’s insincere. you’re smiling out of obligation, not out of true emotion
Yeah no. Not doing that 🙃😃
fr
how about room temperature smile
true i do that when i have to take photos
thats deep
That basically
CRINE
Im leaving my bf for del in the future
d444wg irl
Naming my cat cat!!!!!!
Face reveal???
i'm naming my fish flavio briatore
Hello
I wish i had hair that long..
I could braid it
evil fish
coolbeans
And my dog dog
internet is scawy-!! 😭 🥺
skdjdkdhdb dude his hair texture is so fried
Emo Logan Paul 😭
flafish briatore
fuh naw
Cuz its a phase
room temperature smile
helloo
Cool smile
OMG ITS MY MOTHER
when you smile to dismiss a conversation.
ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
why
hi....
oh
RIO
8° smile
so you changed your pfp huh…
hi....
no it's my nirro
hi..
nitro
u turned my smile upside down….
wia
the evil fish in the future
It unironically mostly was a phase
the concept of an eight degree smile is so funny to me
i see how it is mother……
i…..
there we go
The Evil Fish From The Future is a sick tv show idea
oh rio's here
Top 10 stroke moments
nah im still emo asf, i just Also have to have a job.
oh yay
KEEEENNNZIIIIEEEEEEEE3E3
Excuse me?
90° smile would be...a bit
hi snort
Ur excused
Most emo kids grew out of it tho
Making pfp daniel ricciardo. Public Announcemtn
Haha I’m so fucking funny
“Rio”
“KEEEENNNZIIIIEEEEEEEE3E3”

Oh okay because we were wondering
:(((
Makes mid penis joke
Makes a worse joke
“Im so funny”
libby loo.... 👀👀👀
ill wake up next to my wall
what the fuck
LMFAOOO
Makes a penis
Rioo👀👀👀
What
Mid penis joke..? 😭
Wat
Help😭
What…
“Top 10 stroke moments” is old bub
#watdatmean
Mid penis?
What has this chat become
Im scared
Mate he typed kenzie wrong like 6 times
bro got caught mid penis joke
??Penis
I had a mid penis once

Relatable
ok. Help. Tangerine monstef.
WHAT
Lmao
deqeneral-🤪
thats tragic. im sorry to hear that
I had a penis once
TANGERINE BY GLASS ANIMALS MENTIONED
woah
Dont laugh at it
i don't know what size a good penis is
LMAOOO
i wish i had a penis
uhhh
Sorry mb
Im not sure
Bigger than 0.1cm penis is acceptable
You are sure
It aint all sunshine and rainbows
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A PENIS
True
WHAT
ok? ok. Ok. Maybe. 1. 2. 3
Am I sunshine and rainbows chat
i haveheard of the cheese
Depends on what you offer in return
my clih
go to the penis bargain bin
What
WHAT
Youre shadows and dungeons
cro 😭
mother i am in love
If u say so
Im sobbing I'm leaving this chat
what the fuck did i stumble to
Ok ok wtf
MOTHERREER
Eh….. do i have to take all the parts or can i pick and choose
tell me about fhem
MOOOTTHHEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
IM ACTUALLY GOING TO RIP OUT MY UTERUS
no wonder it's named "deqeneral"
Yeah 💔
why should i
Bro what the actual fuck 😭
i'm willing to bet this is the most times penis has been said in a single day in of1d history
HELP?
yipee!
Because I'm your mom
Penis
MORT.
Ehm
you can have the entire syspem
become omega
true that
looks at everyone with my blue orbs
im ripping out my uterus because i am infertile
“Today we will penis”
Kid named we will 💀🗿🍷
tripenigular
See…. With the whole thing theres like periods and what not… i dont want allat
christ.
#F1 #formulaOne #F1memes
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awh
@proud axle I WILL TRY THIS WEEK
To get a penis?
They're brand new with a car that cannot perform for jack shit
Uh huh….
peepee
I am going to take My eyes out of their orbits
PEAVE
what
Oh
HELP
I dont believe a word of that
so tempted to just rename the chat
(I rolly wont)
PENIS GENERAL
penis is my weapon of choice
Penis chat
i totallly believe u arvie
peepee chat
SWORD FIGHT
For the billionth time this week
yeah.
Hell yeah
it aould be so fucking funny
monsanto-general
there it is
when perez isn't getting lapped twice a race and you're being lapped 4 fucking tmes i can understand why, but i feel like they'd wait for herta to get more experience to bring him in
general kenobi
damnit i actually laughed
I mean, peenar general was a thing
indy's vastly different from f1
What
oh yeah i forgot aboht that
mort will defend cadillac with his life
Think of smth else then
i will too
dih generl
reproductive chat system ot something
CADILLAC GOAT
general-kenobi
penisvillnia (haha cuz like Pennsylvania but penis)
trans chat
nevermind
if it was cadillac vs all the other teams, mort would be on the front mine
holy shit im on discord taking a shit listening to alter ego
aww arvie
blushes
TRANSART
we love reproductive systems right chat
Free will maxxing
yes
i have nothing to lose!!!!
yearning chat
ok bye im gonna play elden ring i hope it doesnt crash on my laptop agian
^fm
bue
my reproductive organs have never been used as i think im aroace
^fm
blushes then gives you a reality check that im gone and i start running away
general of doom agony and despair
Bruh who is on my Spotify
WOW OKAY
Lewis hamilbot?
Ah yes chuck cissel
kid named my spotify
guys im DIVORCING del
Chuck Norris
WHO IS IN MY SPOTIFY
who's del
like the laptop
why are you married to your lawyer
LMAOO
fancied it
close but dell
hope this helps
bell
cell
yell
tell
676767
smell
🔔 end
sniffs
Ok bro
activates my inner sigma larper
dolst larps being australian
I keep thinking of that Mr boobs cat
someone mute this guy
im crine
Perth 💔
peth
I want sushi
Everyone on the west coast is deadass larping
dolst lives in the middle of nowhere
I have family in Melbourne and Sydney
I wish Australia was real
I wish France was real
NO
Wtf is a quokka
NOT THAT
I wish I was real
why
Please don’t threaten me
animal primarily found on rottnest island
been there
done thst
sending french your way
The mythical island of rottnest island
i can make you real under the condition that every time you lie your nose gets longer
I wish France disspears tomorrow and everything was a terrible nightmare
@glacial sapphire
Bet
Merde
disspears
what the sus
I’m watching sbs food
sonothy chalamet
That nose ain't getting any longer than it is cuz I ain't gonna try to lie!
right there
watch state of origin
I have romangreekturkish legendary nose
Up the blues
Finally
fire
3.14159
I’m in enemy territory irl but
Pi
first thing me and dolst ever agreed on
ππππππππππππππ
blues
TikTok planespotting community 💔
nah nsw blues
oh HELL
not safe work blues?
i am
^fm
Im cryin
wat
I remember that 2014 Singapore anti gambling ad
Yeah I should put a text
Thanks
sorion
Peak
“My dad bet all my life savings on Germany”
Germany proceeds to win the 2014 World Cup
"My dad bet everything on Germany" what a legend
my second toe is itchy
Bro won it back with interest!
does this mean he gets double everything back
Sonion is ts ai
ARE WE COUNTING LEFT TO RIGHT
or like
when does state of origin start dolst
Yep
It’s started
I’m crine
no
from big one to small one
not on kayo it hasnt
on left foot
Bro went to the last eon for this
sonion
burp
I didnt realize i don't have glasses on
It’s on 9now
Bro went what
oh……….
sometimes the second finger is longer than the big toe
Eon is a measurement of time
NO IM JK
ok arvie… i see how it is…….
del ur amazing
What am I doing with my life
Then dont ask
I'm outside
n-no..
Hey you said you won't be mean
im kidding ily arvie
perfect.
Yeah dont lie to me bub
aain frying urname
BEUH QLD 20 NSW 0
why would anyone's toes be longer than their fingers providing the fingers grew normally
FUCK
^fm
Mine are
I am

In the balcony
If you really were, you wouldnt be here
im dropping this convo im too stupid
hi too stupid
I'm in the balcony why not
Max
*fm
Hop
Dad
???
Camo cat
let's see if he's all that once i overtake him off the track
Sad
SARDINES
What
Jumping rn
Thanks cutie, appreciate it
Why do my socks smell like dookie and everything spooky
hi user 💫 (checo's #1 defender) it is good to talk to you today
I AM jumping
boing
NSW losing by 20 rn
You want me to say it again or smth
Don't tell my boyfriend
That's not just a greeting, that's a statement that cuts straight to the point. 🔥
Is there anything else you'd like help with? 😀
Welcome to life kiddo
Youre funny
Why
Kiddo? Says the one just two year older
Because that's not what he's made for
Thats 24 months kid
Thanks
rewatching eurovision 2024
Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else.
Only 24
Why not 2026💆🏻💆🏻
Biggest red buzzer
i am become sleep, destroyer of lucidity
Your boyfriend?
arvie
Talk to me when you have a job
del..
I understood how Oppenheimer felt once I played Spec Ops: The Line
I already watched it 
I don't get it
Well I literally can't have one rn I would if I could bubbah you won't get it
Actual life-changing experience btw
arvie….
It was so fun....
“Cant”….
Suuuuuurrreee
Who wants to hear one of My profesional jokes
Cleary mate what the fuck
go
Ofcourse you won't get it
d-del.. shakes
tonka jahari
IM CRYING
I love. Impractical jokers
I love jokes
They are not profesional
A-arvie… shivers
I lied to you
Ofc you wont get it
And by it…
I mean a boyfriend
I won't get anything I know it grr
I want a FAT cookie and I mean FAT
Hahahaha i'm so funny
FUCK YES TRY LETS FUCKING GO
YOU BETTER LEARN MY NAME CAUSE ITS ASSSHHLLLLEEYYY
ello ashley (i know the reference btw)
wowie zowie
Wowzie
I have a bone to pick with you sir
Didn't Livs bio say "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"
🥶🥶🥶😭😭😭🤤🥹🥹
I dont read bios, i wouldnt know
Spoony Spoonicus
CYEB 💔😭💀🗿🍷
Nice to meet you ASSSHHLLLLEEYYY
Frfr
FUCK YES CONVERSION
I didn't even change my bio
OH MY GOD
Wdym "said"
I mean I saw It when I dm
who dyou think invented the spoon?
You do
Paleo...
Whatever
Stark trek in school?
Why would i ever dm liv bub
Wowie zowie
Y'all besties
Idk I said I did
I stopped that, she got toxic
Wow liv
Yeah shes a really mean person actually
Wow
Liv I can't believe what I'm seeing
Dawg getting slimed today
I mean rio hates me
I got proof
Eyhane..
ETHANE
C2H6
Live no
Bub???
Fym bub
Live
Pack it up
He's getting slimed
Bruh
Yay🥳🥳🥳🥳
im used to writing it
Arvv slime dawg
Yayy
Slime me with it
dont need another mute
Oh
Yea
Okay john wick, un-retire
Ballright
no
Is this the first time I'm seeing dawg use an emoji
Why do I have to agree
WHY
UwU<🥺🥺🥺
You always agree with me🤷🏻🤷🏻
Thats cuz i hate emojis
Bruh
Chat, nursing home update I’ve progressed in my plan I’ve talked the head person thingy of advents and we’re gonna host a viewing party for the residents to watch the Monaco gp
Wtv
😡😡😡😡
Lmao
Holy peak
Yes ominous dr house, inject me
That's really fun!!
I’m slowly converting them
Guys when do i get my retirement pay
Great job
Yesss we’re making tiny flags for the teams for them too
Ohhhhhh….
So thats where that money came from
ok? Ok? Ok
Lalalalala

