deqeneral-🤪

[teal hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541975161990283277/959083220438245386/unknown.png

[signal bronze]

HELP

[amber lotus]

Who's naming these

[idle light]

yay

[pure moat]

Don't be kick some ass the more you get nervous the more you fuck up CHIN UP AND KICK ASS

[round moat]

It’s lowk blue I think he faked cardswipe and power divert

[wanton lodge]

You

[late pivot]

you can use this emoji everywhere on discord

[round knot]

Hersheys tastes like that cheap, nasty hot chocolate powder. Like Tesco Value/Asda Yellow hot chocolate powder. I feel bad for my peeps in the US. European chocolate is so goated in comparison

[signal bronze]

Chicken butt. Now tell me the joke

[amber lotus]

I'd call it im_tired_boss

[pure moat]

I like dick

[signal bronze]

THAT DAMN MESSAGE

[wanton lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/142082511902605313/1497958651808190485/butilikedick.gif

[round moat]

skull

[amber lotus]

Okay here
||Tell you the joke and you laugh||

[signal bronze]

Even better content 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[pure moat]

Yes!!

[wanton lodge]

Yes!!

[safe wave]

YOOOOOO
SAME

[glacial sapphire]

lets wait for discord to charge you with nitro to use emojis

[pure moat]

We know

[signal bronze]

oh ahahaha hilarious.😆 okay where’s the joke

[late pivot]

NO 💔

[amber lotus]

God forbid a woman know what she likes and doesn't like

[round knot]

You are right about Fish and Chips being goated though. Also roast dinners

[round moat]

skull

[late pivot]

ROAST DINNERS

[amber lotus]

In the spoiler

[late pivot]

SO GOOD

[round knot]

And beef wellington 😍

[idle light]

Oh it's beautiful

[wanton lodge]

Literally who are you talking to

[amber lotus]

Heartbroken Ferrari

[round knot]

Fuck I want to make a beef wellington so bad rn

[pure moat]

Good

[rare minnow]

okay so

[safe wave]

In fact i like it so much i got one myself

[round moat]

Skull and Moai emoji with tiki tiki phonk

[signal bronze]

I saw it dudes where is the REALLLLL joke

[late pivot]

i Wang sheprada Pie

[pure moat]

JEALOUS

[idle light]

Gordon Ramsey sunplot

[late pivot]

i WNAT shepherds pie

[wanton lodge]

🗿

[olive grove]

that was absolutely awful

lmfao

[round knot]

Shepherds pie 🤤

[pure moat]

Tiki tiki phonk

[rare minnow]

legit the least

[wanton lodge]

The moyai swing in the wind

[idle light]

SO DO I

[glacial sapphire]

doing everything but increasing the file size limit

[amber lotus]

Your real joke is in another server

[idle light]

noooooooooooooooo

[olive grove]

one more race at night

[idle light]

yk they're letting people request features for the next update

[rare minnow]

wanna um
go back to daytime u

[amber lotus]

Bro just deleted all of it

[olive grove]

lets do some mid tier racing in daytime afterwards

[rare minnow]

aight aight

[signal bronze]

okay bud im getting tired of this 20 years has passed

[late pivot]

one good shepherds pie and ur life is changed

[pure moat]

Lalalala

[rare minnow]

gotcha

[glacial sapphire]

i'll request them to give me the position of CEO

[amber lotus]

20 years did wha

[olive grove]

ill start the race

[round knot]

Oooh might make some shepherds pie tn

[rare minnow]

okay

[late pivot]

YUMM

[signal bronze]

just tell me the joke without spitting🧐🥹

[pure moat]

They passed rip

[amber lotus]

Where's the fun in that

[round knot]

Shit I dont have any Bisto and it takes a day to come on Amazon

[signal bronze]

Oh yes it is

[round knot]

Ill make some tm

[amber lotus]

I saw the word ossama at one point I was concerned

[pure moat]

They wanna know the joke more than me😭😭😭

[pure moat]

Dayum

[olive grove]

i accidentally started wait

[round knot]

Could make my own gravy to be fair

[amber lotus]

Not saying the joke is the joke

[rare minnow]

mate

[signal bronze]

There is so much fun I’ll even laugh

[pure moat]

Lolll

[late pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-f1-formula-1-alonso-hamster-gif-941708300026077588

[signal bronze]

there’s a whole as theory to this now?

[pure moat]

😭😭

[amber lotus]

As

[pure moat]

🧌🧌🧌

Face reveal

[round knot]

Ferhamdo Alonster

[amber lotus]

Bro is an orc

[signal bronze]

well saying ass is rude 🤔🤔

[amber lotus]

Three orcs

[pure moat]

Troll

[marsh hedge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuimetal-2

[amber lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/george-russell-george-russell-f1-canada-gif-1793885681456221109

[late pivot]

what is happening

😭

[pure moat]

Noooooooo jorj

[signal bronze]

okay now you know how I feel when I dont know the joke BUD

😎😎

Yeah no never again

[amber lotus]

Lol? Bro whose alt are you I want to know

[pure moat]

Asss

Wat

[marsh hedge]

Ass?

[round knot]

Me when my husband forgets to do what I told him to do for the 100th time

[glacial sapphire]

how mick schumacher feels after finishing the indy 500

[signal bronze]

Where’s my joke with a side of fries

mick…. qick..

[pure moat]

I'd kick my husband for that

[amber lotus]

Bro if my husband forgot what I told him to do 100 times I'd leave his ass

[round knot]

Mick with a side of fries?

[pure moat]

Joke

[round knot]

Poor Mick

[pure moat]

No

[late pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-schumacher-michael-schumacher-dance-f1-dance-gif-9205550835479130567

[amber lotus]

You'd look cute in handcuffs

Wait

[marsh hedge]

What did he do jooo 😢

[late pivot]

this gif of michael is so funny

[amber lotus]

You'd go to jail

[signal bronze]

What

[late pivot]

WHAT

[amber lotus]

I meant jail

[signal bronze]

na

[pure moat]

Bruh???

[signal bronze]

We clipping that

[late pivot]

DRIVEN 😭

THATS SO BAD

[amber lotus]

Such is life

[late pivot]

OUT OF CINTEXT

[signal bronze]

WITHOUT context 💋

[amber lotus]

The clipper becomes the clippee

[pure moat]

Not listen the first time

[round knot]

Driven dropping mad rizz in of1d

[signal bronze]

You know it bud

[pure moat]

Driven....

[marsh hedge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-powerplex

[pure moat]

This was

Not good

[glacial sapphire]

i did not know austin was in f1 in 2004

[amber lotus]

Rizz so bad even schumi's tonsils cracked wise on me

[pure moat]

Yes

[signal bronze]

im crine

[amber lotus]

Brother I meant if you kick your husband you go to jail so don't do it

[pure moat]

Driven finna get slimed today👀👀

[round knot]

Nah I have good rizz

[signal bronze]

it’s lowk worth a shot 🥹

[woeful shard]

I have the best rizz

[round knot]

I managed to convince someone to marry me

[amber lotus]

Death threats in the big 2 6

[pure moat]

I'm just kidding

[signal bronze]

Unless they a minor🫩

[amber lotus]

What is?

[late pivot]

when’s the wedding

[pure moat]

Sliming is not death threat please don't say that

[amber lotus]

Who is?

[signal bronze]

“Such is life”

[late pivot]

i can be the flower girl

[signal bronze]

No it’s like in general

[olive grove]

that was uhhh yeah

[late pivot]

omg time machine

[olive grove]

lmao

[amber lotus]

Wat

[rare minnow]

@olive grove gang what WAS that

[signal bronze]

Ouuu shii im late

[amber lotus]

It's qeneral

[olive grove]

wait was it my fault

i have no idea what happeend

[signal bronze]

never mind gang and where is my joke

[amber lotus]

What did he do this time

[olive grove]

i think i brake checked you in the end

[rare minnow]

you'll see on my screen lmao

[signal bronze]

I’m still waiting btw

[rare minnow]

he uhh

[signal bronze]

I’m pausing the wedding till I get my joke btw

[rare minnow]

im just gonna upload the clip and send it here give me a secon

[amber lotus]

Bro is not max verstappen

[olive grove]

i crashed horribly

[amber lotus]

Esteban Secon

[olive grove]

lost 3/4ths of my health, respawned on the bridge, crashed again

[rare minnow]

i also did

i went to damage critical bro

[round knot]

Do you think Max sings "tu tu tu tu" to get his kids to sleep

[signal bronze]

@pure moat come collect your husband please and kick him🫩

[pure moat]

Secon perez

[pure moat]

What?

[signal bronze]

Yeah or when p doesn’t wanna shower

[olive grove]

i guess im gonna bank

[red stump]

du du du du kimi antonelli

[rare minnow]

yeah me too

[signal bronze]

@late pivot your planning the wedding I can’t

[rare minnow]

lets back

bank

[round knot]

Omg I saw that stream clip. That was adorable

[late pivot]

MAN

[signal bronze]

I knowww and he just wanted to keep playing it was so funny

[round knot]

Why are kids so cute man 😭

[pure moat]

What???

[signal bronze]

@round knot GET DRIVEN READY FOR THE WEDDING NWO

we have 30 minutes left im scared

[olive grove]

just a sec

[signal bronze]

Where is the groom bro

He dipped

[round knot]

30 minutes til what? 🫠

[late pivot]

ok let’s go I’m the wedding officiant

[signal bronze]

The wedding

[rare minnow]

yeah yeah

[proud axle]

what

[late pivot]

the wedding

[round knot]

Whos wedding?

[proud axle]

theres a wedding

[signal bronze]

WHEREIS THE GROOM

[proud axle]

count me in

[signal bronze]

@pure moat and @amber lotus

[proud axle]

can i be the flower person

[signal bronze]

ITS HAPPENING

[rare minnow]

the clip takes like 13 minutes to upload due to me playing online

[signal bronze]

OMG

[pure moat]

Stop this bs

[proud axle]

liv can i be the flower person

[round knot]

At home bc he quit his job and hasnt got a new one yet 🙃

[potent temple]

CAN I BE THE RINGBEARER

[late pivot]

GYS LETS GO THE WEDDINH IS STARTING

[proud axle]

im pulling up in yuki’s rb21 trust

[late pivot]

yes

[pure moat]

Wtf

[signal bronze]

OKK IM GETTINGNMY HAIR DONE ONE SEC

[late pivot]

be the flower person

[rancid cloud]

Are you guys gonna hop into a vc or something?

[proud axle]

ok yall if u see yuki’s rb21 thats me

[signal bronze]

Wait did he tell you the joke or some

[potent temple]

WAIT WHERES THE RING

[round knot]

Its ok my dad is helping us out until he gets a new job. Thank you daddy

[signal bronze]

I SWALLOWED IT INTHINK

HELP

[round knot]

But still

Grr

[pure moat]

Can you guys stop please

[signal bronze]

okay alg

new marriage

[late pivot]

okay then sorry

[potent temple]

OPENS UP DESTINY TO RETREIVE THE RING

[pure moat]

Thanks

[round knot]

No im at work so I have to be subtle

[signal bronze]

uhhhhhhh @potent temple and @round knot

new marriage

Awhhh they look so cute together

[potent temple]

💔

[late pivot]

why are we setting up marriages 😭

[signal bronze]

Okay here they come

[potent temple]

HELL NAWH

[late pivot]

HMMMM

[signal bronze]

cue wedding music

[rancid cloud]

@round knot 's hubby will be heatbroken to hear the news

[round knot]

Idk but im already married 💀💀💀

[rare minnow]

@viscid stream hold on let me customize my um

[late pivot]

I’m crine

[signal bronze]

spits out wedding ring

[round knot]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-13518564799186478937

[proud axle]

yall im the flower person in every single wedding thats gonna happen trust

[signal bronze]

It’s ok side piece

[potent temple]

finall 😭

[olive grove]

yo get a car around PR 360

[round knot]

Brother...

[olive grove]

@rare minnow

[rare minnow]

gotcha

why tho

[signal bronze]

YES OK WE HAVE THAT ARRANGED

[rare minnow]

oh wait

[round knot]

Dont say that again please 😭

[amber lotus]

I'm married to the wheel what is this

[signal bronze]

wedding time

[olive grove]

daytime racing is more fun that way

[amber lotus]

The cheese wheel

[rare minnow]

aight aight

[olive grove]

360 is like the a tier of nfs

[signal bronze]

gang your bride dipped bro

[olive grove]

a tier from forza

[amber lotus]

Wha

[signal bronze]

It’s ok threesome will do

[proud axle]

instead of flowers im throwing paddock passes trust

[round knot]

I didnt consent to getting married in of1d. Also im already married irl

[potent temple]

destiny swallowed the ring

[signal bronze]

I AM CATHING ALL OF THEM

[amber lotus]

Bro I hope you're not talking about liv because that is my baby brother

[signal bronze]

I spat it out its okay

[late pivot]

OK GUYS WHOS WILLINGLY WANTING TO GET MARRIED

[signal bronze]

PLEASE SAY TOUR JOKIG

[idle light]

I'll get married

😁

[potent temple]

UNC UNC UNC NO WAY IM GONNA BE RELATE DTO A MARRIED UNC

[late pivot]

OK WHO ELSE

[rare minnow]

@olive grove 362?

[signal bronze]

@potent temple ajd @idle light

[amber lotus]

Unc unc unc sahur

[signal bronze]

done

[olive grove]

yeah around 360 sure

[woeful shard]

Unc

[idle light]

I'm sorry but who is that

[rare minnow]

there you go 362

[amber lotus]

She is summoned

[olive grove]

ive already got my ride ill be waiting outside

[potent temple]

me but not with the schumachers tnsils

[idle light]

who is @idle light

[rare minnow]

aight aight

[round knot]

Damn. I wasnt gonna marry anyone anyway 💀

[signal bronze]

No clue but we have no time so we gotta get going

[potent temple]

hi

[late pivot]

qayco qayli

[pure moat]

Sister🧌

[signal bronze]

GUSY I SOAT OUR THE RING ITS OKAY

SPAT*

[round knot]

No need for the additional roast 😭

[idle light]

^fm

[amber lotus]

Brev

[idle light]

[late pivot]

A FALIR FOR YHE DRAMATIC

[sand prawn]

hi

[signal bronze]

OOOOO

OKAY WHO IS THE BRIDE

[pure moat]

I'm so confused

[rare minnow]

358

[olive grove]

hmm theres other people racing 400+, tempting @rare minnow

[idle light]

me when I accidentally call him a flair for the dramatic instead of perfect

[rare minnow]

hmm

[round knot]

If this server was a family, who would be the parents?

[late pivot]

real

[rare minnow]

you wanna join them?

i already cancelled lmao

[signal bronze]

IM THE CHILD

[amber lotus]

Reb and Q

[round knot]

Yeah

[signal bronze]

@idle light wanna be bride

[proud axle]

im the racecar

[pure moat]

Webby

[idle light]

I would be a terrible parent so I'll probably be the child 😭

[signal bronze]

oooo okayy

[amber lotus]

Web Dull

[idle light]

uhhhhhh sure

[signal bronze]

Ist okay your mother now too late e

Okay

[late pivot]

I’ll probably be the aunt of the server

cant be the parent to this many members

[signal bronze]

@potent temple is father

[idle light]

IM A MOTHER???

WHAT

[round knot]

I am a parent irl 😭 dont know if im any good at it though. Will have to ask the boy when hes older

[potent temple]

yay

[proud axle]

hi im ur racecar

[late pivot]

😭

[idle light]

hi

[signal bronze]

@idle light @potent temple ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW

[pure moat]

Wat

[signal bronze]

@late pivot OFFICIATE PLS

[potent temple]

oh ok

[late pivot]

ok FUYS

[olive grove]

yo what you wanna do you wanna race witht these other people for a bit @rare minnow

[rare minnow]

ykw yeah im down after this

[potent temple]

wanna wanna

[signal bronze]

SHHH THERES ANWEDDING HAOOENING

[olive grove]

sure

[proud axle]

dun dun dundun

[signal bronze]

AFTER U GET MARRIED MAYE

[proud axle]

dun dun dundun

[late pivot]

@potent temple DO YOU TAKE KAYCO KAYLI AS UR PARTNER

[woeful shard]

Wait theres a wedding?

[proud axle]

dun dun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun

dun dun dundun

[late pivot]

Say YES

[proud axle]

dun dun dundun

[potent temple]

IDK MAYBE YES

[idle light]

WOW

[potent temple]

MAYBE NO

[late pivot]

YAY

[pure moat]

Will there be food and drinks????

[proud axle]

dun dun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun

[round knot]

Saying "the boy" just reminded me of that weird film where the woman goes for a babysitting job and its a creepy doll 😭 wtf was that

[late pivot]

@idle light DO U TAKE @potent temple AS UR OARTNER

[woeful shard]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crashers-vince-vaughn-drunk-gif-13943480

[signal bronze]

Duh

[idle light]

I DO 🥹🥹

[round knot]

The way I would just leave lmao

[late pivot]

YAY

[signal bronze]

AWHHHHHH

[pure moat]

Yayyu

[late pivot]

YAYAYYA

[pure moat]

Yayy

[sacred raft]

Im blowing my head off

[signal bronze]

TJEYBWRE MARRIED

[late pivot]

WHAT

[potent temple]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[pure moat]

PARTYYYYYYYY

[proud axle]

ok guys im gonna be the racecar you’re gonna have ur little wedding car ride shit in

[late pivot]

THIS ESCALATED FAST

[potent temple]

oh no what do i do

[sacred raft]

Why is there a marriage

[signal bronze]

OKAY WHAOSKSOJOJOEJOSJFWRIFNWROUNFRWIO PADDOCK PASS FOR EVERYONE

[pure moat]

Shit in

[signal bronze]

Be married

[proud axle]

oh yay

[late pivot]

DEL TAKE THE GROOM AND BRIDE FOR A RIDE

[potent temple]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[pure moat]

😭😭

[late pivot]

WEEE

[proud axle]

CMON

[sacred raft]

Just rename this channel marriage-general

[round knot]

Can you do mine too? 2 for 1 deal

[proud axle]

WHERE THEY AT

[idle light]

[proud axle]

IM TAKING THEM FO A RIDE

[sacred raft]

Atp

[late pivot]

HELL YEAH

[potent temple]

MONACO THE HONEYMOON RACE

[signal bronze]

@late pivot @pure moat LETS EST

ITS A PARTY AFTERALL

[pure moat]

YAY

[round knot]

Monaco honeymoon would be so goated

[late pivot]

the buffet gotta be good

YAYAYA

[signal bronze]

@round knot JOIN IN

[proud axle]

watch a racecar dance to macarena yall

[potent temple]

fr theuxury

[late pivot]

AAAAAY MACARENA

[amber lotus]

Macaracecar

[signal bronze]

YES THE HONEYMOON IS DURING MONACO RACE I KNOW PEOPLE SO I MOVED THE DATE UP

[idle light]

what an eventful day 😭

[proud axle]

https://tenor.com/view/nyancave-the-nyancave-macarena-the-macarena-macaclayna-gif-22994615

[round knot]

I could technically watch the Monaco GP for free bc my dad has a friend who lives there and im pretty sure you can see the street circuit from his apt

[sacred raft]

My wedding gift is a spurs championship

[signal bronze]

Ooooo someone’s performing for usss

[idle light]

YESSSSSS

LETS FO

[amber lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/macarena-family-guy-gif-22000651

[signal bronze]

Not fair

LETS DANCE

[proud axle]

this funny cause im in a dance group irl

https://tenor.com/view/cortis-redred-juhoon-keonho-martin-gif-8897445222869006331

[late pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dance-dance-dog-dog-dance-gif-8210878118751222541

[pure moat]

My wedding gift is a bunch of mcr vinyl

[sacred raft]

Congrats u got it in ur first year of supporting them

[signal bronze]

Okay that was NOT a coincidence

[late pivot]

CORTSI

CORTIS

[idle light]

[proud axle]

me @signal bronze and @late pivot

[round knot]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-dance-happy-nds-gif-161492029221498076

[late pivot]

HELL YWAH

[idle light]

It's just the kaycharm

[signal bronze]

YESSS

[signal bronze]

ooo okay how’s life being married

[proud axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cortis-martin-cortis-gif-7857084526963948742

[pure moat]

https://tenor.com/view/borahae-gif-10094830291214302655

Count me in

[proud axle]

ts me

[idle light]

It's amazing 🥹

[signal bronze]

ugh glad to hear queen 🥹🥹🥹

@idle light IS EVERYONES MOTHER

[olive grove]

this car is nice but i need to get used to it

[idle light]

IM WHAT

[signal bronze]

@potent temple IS TATHER

[round knot]

Im married and honestly its ok

[idle light]

WAIT WHAT

WHAT

[potent temple]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-bg3-bg3-gale-gale-dekarios-bg3-gale-good-morning-gif-16533600250624090829

[proud axle]

no my mother is rio

[round knot]

I always have someone to chat to

[rare minnow]

@olive grove wanna race them now?

[signal bronze]

Joint custody?

[proud axle]

sorry guys my moms are rio and maria

[olive grove]

lets see if theyre racing

[pure moat]

But kick his ass when he don't listen /jokeeee

[potent temple]

ok i accept my fate

[idle light]

is dyno here

[proud axle]

speaking of which where is my mother

[round knot]

I give him my death glare

[signal bronze]

it s okay you are our cousin

[late pivot]

guys we are one big family

[rare minnow]

they're currently racing i think

[idle light]

NOOOOOO DYNO ISNT HERE

[pure moat]

👀👀👀

[proud axle]

true

[late pivot]

Who am I in the family

[pure moat]

Lessgoo

[late pivot]

🤔

[signal bronze]

Awhhh glad to hear

[idle light]

the weird cousin

[late pivot]

MAN 😭

[rancid cloud]

We know you have that toxic yaoi thing going on with d44wg

[round knot]

I think being neurospicy gives me a really good death glare. I have no idea why

[olive grove]

lets wait a bit

[potent temple]

FETCH ME A BEER

[pure moat]

What about me

[rare minnow]

yeah

[signal bronze]

NO SHES THE OLDER COOL SISTER

[pure moat]

HELP WHAT

[potent temple]

im crine

[late pivot]

YEAAAAA

[signal bronze]

okay dad 😔😔😔😣😣😣

[pure moat]

What am I🤔🤔🤔

[idle light]

the weird cousin

[signal bronze]

younger sister

Oh okay

[pure moat]

Oh

[potent temple]

the little sister

[signal bronze]

Go ahead mother

[pure moat]

Yayy

[olive grove]

rsr user, give them hell @rare minnow

[signal bronze]

What is @amber lotus

[pure moat]

Erm

[idle light]

the weird cousin

[late pivot]

uncle

[round knot]

Once I was zoning out/daydreaming and staring at school into space and the person accross from me told me I have "serial killer eyes" 😭 like thanks bro, just what I wanted to hear

[late pivot]

I’m crine serial killer eyes

[signal bronze]

Can he be random family friend

[idle light]

okay

[potent temple]

gay uncle

[olive grove]

WHY AM I AT THE VERY BACK

[rare minnow]

yes, sir.

[potent temple]

whats rsr

[signal bronze]

guys I gotta go but I love all of my siblings and cousins 🥹🥹🥹💔💔💔

[proud axle]

guys im the bisexual nonbinary cousin who can play guitar

[rancid cloud]

Probably because you're talking here and racing lol

[late pivot]

hell yeah

[idle light]

I play bass 👀👀👀

[late pivot]

I’m the older sister 🙏

[potent temple]

goated

[proud axle]

👀👀👀👀👀

[round knot]

Im a bisexual cis woman who can sort of do art, but not that well. I have no other talents

[signal bronze]

bye twins @late pivot @pure moat

[potent temple]

GOATED

[late pivot]

BYEE

[idle light]

im the transgender cupioromantic probably lesbian one who plays bass

[signal bronze]

Bye dad😣

[pure moat]

Byeeeee

[idle light]

you can't get any more woke

[signal bronze]

BYE MUM

[potent temple]

im the trans fatherwho reads yaoi all day

[round knot]

Based

[rancid cloud]

Bass is a cool ass instrument. That and piano are like the anchor to any good tune

[round knot]

I should learn an instrument

[late pivot]

I’m the demigirl older sister who plays the keyboard 🙏

[late pivot]

DO IT

[round knot]

My dad can play guitar

My mum can play piano

[late pivot]

play the guitar or piano

[idle light]

I can't swim

I can't dance

[potent temple]

i used to play cello, its best orchestral string instument

[idle light]

I don't even know karate

[amber lotus]

Play the accordian

[idle light]

I'm never gonna make it

[late pivot]

ELITE REFERNCE

[idle light]

But I don't wanna make it

[round knot]

I can swim but I cant dance (well)

[amber lotus]

Accordian gets no love

[idle light]

I just wanna-

[late pivot]

FACE IT UR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

[pure moat]

I used to play guitar before it broke💔💔

[idle light]

I don't wanna make it

[signal bronze]

Btw this is the QOOLEST QHAT TO QVER EXSIST🥹🥹

[idle light]

I just wanna-

[sacred raft]

Skill issue 🫪

[idle light]

It's because im here

[amber lotus]

If you don't face it you may make it

[pure moat]

I can't swim either twin

[teal roost]

gm gm

[signal bronze]

yea you like qick

[round knot]

Had to learn swimming in school

[potent temple]

QUEEREST QOOLEST QHAT

[pure moat]

JULESSSSS

[idle light]

Yeah well you're Australian and idk

[amber lotus]

This is jarring news

[teal roost]

who’s getting married what

[round knot]

I love swimming, so relaxing

[late pivot]

@idle light ‘s Aura is making the chat so cool

[signal bronze]

😛😛😛

[sacred raft]

True

[pure moat]

Motningggf

[idle light]

it really is

[signal bronze]

Exactly

[rancid cloud]

Guys how do you survive in water without knowing how to swim

[signal bronze]

Later losers 😛🥹

[olive grove]

what the fuck was that ahahaha

[signal bronze]

Starfish

[rare minnow]

the rsr guy does NOT know how to use the car bro

[sacred raft]

U learn how to swim

[rare minnow]

lmfao

[amber lotus]

Landlocked losers

[pure moat]

Simply bu not being in water

[potent temple]

wait us parents are strans couple

[round knot]

They probably stay in the shallow end or just dont go in water

[pure moat]

Boy

[olive grove]

did you clip that

that was hilarious

[rare minnow]

i did

[olive grove]

we crashed and you still won

[sacred raft]

Swimming aint hard

[round knot]

My husband cant swim and he just stays in the shallow end or takes our son in the baby pool

[amber lotus]

Girl how're you 18-19 and don't know how to swim put your mom on I'd like a word

[olive grove]

i have forza reverse turned on so i couldnt reverse quickly

[potent temple]

unc

[sacred raft]

But tbf i havent gone swimming in like 3 yeats

[rare minnow]

no i kinda blocked the rsr
kinda dirty but cmon its an rsr

[idle light]

woah

[olive grove]

true

rsrs deserve it

[potent temple]

strans

[round knot]

Which is useful for me bc if he has the baby I have more waterslide and swimming time

[pure moat]

I mean I could but I chose to learn dance instead

[buoyant echo]

yes it is wdym 😭

[rancid cloud]

This may be very auspilled of me but you should be able to do more than just float as a safety measure

[idle light]

hello definitelynotalx

[sacred raft]

No

[buoyant echo]

hello cryingdesire_

[idle light]

hello

[buoyant echo]

hello

[amber lotus]

Guess what happened to the people on the titanic who learned how to dance instead of learning how to swim

[idle light]

hello

[pure moat]

Where did jules go :((((

[buoyant echo]

im a misguided ghost traveling aimlessly rn

[round knot]

Yeah ive offered to teach him to swim. We would have to go without our son though

[idle light]

DELOSATION ROW

^FM

[olive grove]

vulcan

[round knot]

So will have to ask his parents to take him

[idle light]

[olive grove]

dont think itll be too hard to beat him if hes in a vulcan

[pure moat]

I'd like to die on any opportunity I get driven💆

[round knot]

We had to learn swimming in primary school

[amber lotus]

Tim Cook pass aya

[buoyant echo]

did i miss the wedding

[idle light]

yeah sorry

[late pivot]

yes

you did

[sacred raft]

I actually need to go swimming again

[pure moat]

Blocked

[round knot]

In the UK

[buoyant echo]

DAMNIT

[idle light]

should we redo the wedding

[amber lotus]

D444wg is getting to you
Thinking about death too much

[buoyant echo]

yes please

[sacred raft]

Problem is i dont like beaches or public pools

[late pivot]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[buoyant echo]

can i be kayli's parental figure

[idle light]

YES

[sacred raft]

And i dont have a backyard one either bc home owner wont allow it

[buoyant echo]

im her trusted adult

[late pivot]

okay guys gather along we are redoing the wedding again

[pure moat]

I always did i just hate saying it i don't wanna seem emo or smth

[late pivot]

And I’m once again the officiant

[round knot]

I like beaches. I like public pools if its quiet. Fuck crowded pools

[amber lotus]

Bro called herself Liv then said this

[round knot]

I only go swimming on weekday evenings when theres like 10 people there

[pure moat]

I wanna look all sunshine and rainbows

[late pivot]

crowded pools SUXK

[pure moat]

LMAOO

[sacred raft]

Same. But i dont like sand

Its course

Roughy

[buoyant echo]

shut up anakin

[sacred raft]

And gets all over ur body

[chilly grove]

Im nervous.

[buoyant echo]

go choke padme or smth

[round knot]

Wash it off in the sea.

[late pivot]

I hate when sand gets in my sandals or swimsuit at the beach

[chilly grove]

Send calming vibes thanks.

[idle light]

What if I wanna look alive, sunshine

[teal roost]

doing my hair while reading chat should be a sport

[late pivot]

top 5 worst feelings ever

[pure moat]

Chat do I give sunshine and rainbows vibe⭐⭐🌟

[rancid cloud]

I know a rower who likes flat surfs for rowing but if there aren't waves it's not worth going for me

[idle light]

Yes 😁😁😁

[amber lotus]

Don't be nervous be impervious you got this

[buoyant echo]

OMG ESPECIALLY IN A SWIMSUIT

[teal roost]

HAI LIV HAI Q

[buoyant echo]

SO ANNOYIIING

[pure moat]

YAYYYY

[round knot]

As a kid I used to purposely put sand in my swimsuit, idk why.

[chilly grove]

hahahahah thanks driven

[sacred raft]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

[late pivot]

I KNOW RIGHTTT

[buoyant echo]

veryy

[chilly grove]

quless

[pure moat]

Grr kick asssssss

[buoyant echo]

HATE IT SO MUCHHH

[pure moat]

YAYYYYY

[teal roost]

hope you’re doing well

[round knot]

I dont mind sand. I just wash off in the sea at the end. Bonus if there are beach showers

[pure moat]

HII JULESS

[chilly grove]

nervous asf but we ball

[thin tinsel]

omg is that ivy

[late pivot]

And the sand always never washed away completely

[idle light]

omg is that coton

[late pivot]

like 💔

[buoyant echo]

no its Alex

[thin tinsel]

omg is that kayli

[pure moat]

Mee meee

[rancid cloud]

Break a leg whatever it is you're doing

[teal roost]

yesssss sir

[buoyant echo]

UGHHH

everytimeee

[thin tinsel]

no way is that coopus

[round knot]

Ive never broken a bone yet

[late pivot]

same

[sacred raft]

True

[buoyant echo]

like people say "oh go wash it away" LIKE IM TRYING OKAY???

[round knot]

Probably cursed myself. Gonna break one today now probs

[idle light]

Key word yet.

Watch your back

[rancid cloud]

Ayyy neither have I

[shadow abyss]

tram :D!!!

[late pivot]

it’s like glitter 😭

[thin tinsel]

HI COOPUS

[buoyant echo]

omw

[buoyant echo]

EXACTLYYYY

[late pivot]

TRAAAAM

[idle light]

can we have our little monocord meet-up

[rancid cloud]

Do you go around suplexing random discord chatters?

[round knot]

I sometimes ate glitter as a kid

[thin tinsel]

yes

[late pivot]

did it taste good

[idle light]

im not smart enough to know what suplexing means

[round knot]

Id like lick my finger and dab it up like a sherbet dib dab

[late pivot]

my ex used to eat strawberry scented tissues

[thin tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075816693978366093/1506065530854051960/IMG_8256.gif

[late pivot]

😭

[round knot]

Kinda

[buoyant echo]

as kayli's parental figure in this situation i need to ask does your husband/wife have money

[round knot]

I liked the texture, but I also ate sand so that checks out

[rancid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-daniel-bryan-wwe-survivor-series-gif-13000947

[shadow abyss]

throwing them onto the ground

[thin tinsel]

no way

[chilly grove]

thanks a10 thunderbolt

[sacred raft]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-spin-silly-cat-silly-cat-gif-15869807335045066863

[thin tinsel]

that exists? 😭

[idle light]

uh

[olive grove]

i ate a mouth load of barriers and slowed down

[idle light]

@potent temple do you have money

[olive grove]

and brake checked both of you

[pure moat]

Q good luck🔥🔥

[olive grove]

lol

[thin tinsel]

kayli can i have money

[rare minnow]

i um

smashed the hairpin

you'll see

[chilly grove]

Thanqs

[rancid cloud]

No problem mr Q

[potent temple]

i have 14 bucks to my name

[pure moat]

So you ate

[potent temple]

we broke

[idle light]

IM NOT YOUR MOTH- oh wait

[chilly grove]

uwu

[sacred raft]

U cant even afford us to go to the Minecraft show

[pure moat]

Go girll

[buoyant echo]

EXCUSE YOU???

[late pivot]

we are a broke family

[round knot]

Sometimes at the beach as a kid I would sprinkle a little sand on my food as a treat

[buoyant echo]

MY SHIRT IS BALENCIAGA

[idle light]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[thin tinsel]

arent u @balmy tusk s ex

[late pivot]

dad can I have 3 bucks for ice cream @potent temple

[idle light]

????

[pure moat]

My purse is prada

[buoyant echo]

what

[idle light]

KAYRANGE WAS NEVER OFFICIAL

[potent temple]

ure

[buoyant echo]

????

[round knot]

I also had a sandpit in the garden of my childhood home and would dip sweets in jt

[sacred raft]

Then why didnt u take us

[round knot]

It

[sacred raft]

Tf

[buoyant echo]

mines LV

[buoyant echo]

i only took kayli

[thin tinsel]

i thought kayrange happened

[olive grove]

youve joined helios right @rare minnow

[buoyant echo]

im her parental figure after all

[idle light]

it never happened

[rare minnow]

hey look he has the pista
yeah yeah

[idle light]

mama

[buoyant echo]

yes child

[thin tinsel]

anyways im hopping on zenless im bored

[olive grove]

i do have the non pista 488

[round knot]

My rucksack is Vans because im a tomboy

[rare minnow]

btw @olive grove

[rare minnow]

the GTB one

[olive grove]

could whip it out

[shadow abyss]

I think the main problem with the Luce is its proportions are so weird. The car looks more like an economy car because its not long

[buoyant echo]

dude thats cool

[olive grove]

yeah

[shadow abyss]

Maybe add like

An extra foot

[round knot]

Thaks bro

[olive grove]

that photo is fire

[shadow abyss]

To the luce

[rare minnow]

nah stick with the pagani

[shadow abyss]

And we'll be good

[buoyant echo]

alright timeout

[olive grove]

will do

[sacred raft]

Bro what

[idle light]

silly Ivy you're not a mod

[buoyant echo]

i meant

[thin tinsel]

monocord has genuinely chatted in 3 different servers

[idle light]

ACTUALLY

[buoyant echo]

you havent watched enough basketball have you

[buoyant echo]

5 actually

[late pivot]

guys does anybody here have their helix pierced

[thin tinsel]

remember the zzz server 😭

[late pivot]

If so how painful is it

[amber lotus]

We piercing DNA now

[thin tinsel]

actually 4 i think

[amber lotus]

Leave my double helix alone

[idle light]

• Monoposto
• ZZZ
• OF1D
• Rover files
• Oshi No Ko
• Watatabe

[late pivot]

CRINE

[pure moat]

I WANNA GET MY HELIX PEIREDCED

[buoyant echo]

i wanna get a navel piercing but i heard it hurts

[sand prawn]

im crine my mum is actually refusing to get me on anti depressants

[pure moat]

GRRRR

[thin tinsel]

where next

[late pivot]

SAMEEE

[idle light]

uhhhh

[amber lotus]

Bro wants her helix pedicured

[pure moat]

Wait what

[idle light]

[shadow abyss]

Uh huh

[sand prawn]

so i went to the doctor, got checked out

[late pivot]

me too omg

[pure moat]

Pierced crine

[idle light]

wait if im everyone's mother

[amber lotus]

Maybe stop crine

[idle light]

and Ivy is my mother

@buoyant echo you're the oldest person here

unc

[thin tinsel]

hsr server maybe

[shadow abyss]

I dont know what a helix is except for the fact dna is in a double helix shape

[buoyant echo]

I JUST TURNED 21

[idle light]

hsr?

[buoyant echo]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[amber lotus]

Are they 48 because yeah

[thin tinsel]

yeah

[late pivot]

unc?!

[pure moat]

I'm 45

....

[idle light]

IM ASKING WHAT HSR IS

[sand prawn]

im 67

[amber lotus]

Okay jules

[shadow abyss]

Thanks for the notification

[idle light]

get out

[buoyant echo]

honkai star rail

[thin tinsel]

honkai star rail

[idle light]

ohh

[sand prawn]

okay

[thin tinsel]

JINX

[shadow abyss]

Im 2026

[idle light]

I need to play that

[pure moat]

Lolll

[amber lotus]

Get in

[idle light]

I think it's on ps

[sand prawn]

oh ok because we asked

[rare minnow]

@olive grove did um
what happened

[pure moat]

Oh

[thin tinsel]

get zzz kayli

[olive grove]

i died of death

[idle light]

I CANT

ITS ON PS5

[rare minnow]

son

[idle light]

IM BROKE

[shadow abyss]

Wtf man:(

[thin tinsel]

oh

[late pivot]

ohmhgod

[buoyant echo]

why didnt you ask

[late pivot]

^fm

[buoyant echo]

whats your venmo

[idle light]

AND I HAVE A FUCKING BOEING 747 INSTEAD OF A CONSOLE

[thin tinsel]

if u got like 40gb extra on ur phone then download zzz kayli

[idle light]

my phone only has 36.

[shadow abyss]

You could sell the 747 for a pretty penny

[thin tinsel]

oh

[idle light]

Total

[sand prawn]

bri what phone

[proud axle]

burp

[rare minnow]

@olive grove i think im done for the night tho

[shadow abyss]

My phone only has 256gb

[olive grove]

oh nw

[idle light]

iPhone -81

[sand prawn]

wat

[olive grove]

cya later

[sand prawn]

81

[shadow abyss]

Dam when theh released that

[idle light]

1735

[sand prawn]

my phone has 128, i only use 60 gb

[rare minnow]

ill upload the funny clips here

cya twin

[shadow abyss]

Revolutionary

[buoyant echo]

i have 1TB 😁😁

[idle light]

same year Ivy was born

[buoyant echo]

2005?

[idle light]

1735

[buoyant echo]

dont turn into maki

[sacred raft]

i have 128gb

[buoyant echo]

snap out of it kayli

[thin tinsel]

1738

[idle light]

hi I kayli

[idle light]

hey

im like what's up hello

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^fm

[vale mica]

Bye I kayli

[thin tinsel]

which monocord members gonna adopt me

[idle light]

I need adopting 😔

is Ivy my mother now wait

WAIT IM MAKI'S SIBLING NOW

NO

[marble haven]

hi I fried

[thin tinsel]

qried????

[idle light]

qi q qayli

[thin tinsel]

fuck

[marble haven]

ried

[buoyant echo]

hes like the reject youre good

[idle light]

Thank god

[vale mica]

I Dried

[idle light]

what's the monocord family tree

[buoyant echo]

idfk

we're invading anything atp

anyways im gonna go eat

[idle light]

😭

[buoyant echo]

WHY ARE YOU SOB REACTING OVER ME EATING???

kayli is high

[idle light]

hi I kayli

[marble haven]

no she’s kayli

[thin tinsel]

leaving and rejoining the server doesnt clear the pings

i js realized

[idle light]

just mark it as read

[thin tinsel]

how

[shadow abyss]

Mark as red

[idle light]

im crine

maco

[shadow abyss]

Hold the server icon on mobile or right click on pc

/ laptop

[thin tinsel]

ok

woah

[shadow abyss]

Yes

Magic

[buoyant echo]

does it really matter

[thin tinsel]

idk

[buoyant echo]

i mean i never check any pings anyways

[idle light]

In the end...

OH MY GOD

^fm

[marble haven]

it doesn’t even matter

[keen olive]

So aston villa revealed their new home kit today

What on earth is this?

[shadow abyss]

Holy shit

[vague kestrel]

Maroony red

[buoyant echo]

this looks like a thrift shirt

[vague kestrel]

Looks like some kiddie league sht

[keen olive]

So I fixed it with alpine

[toxic forge]

listening to music and dtmf by bad bunny is playing rn

[amber lotus]

The hits keep coming

[shadow abyss]

Beautiful detour

[keen olive]

The reason of no sponsor?

[amber lotus]

Flex sponsorships

[keen olive]

The league banned those sponsors

[amber lotus]

Why marry one when you can have a roster

[keen olive]

Like a sponsor on the Williams

Betway yes no more of that in the prem

[coral talon]

atleast warn me before you jumpscare me with that horrible “car”

[blazing herald]

enzo ferrari mustve turned into a pulsar in his grave seeing this

[olive grove]

pulsar, lol

[shadow abyss]

W car

[amber lotus]

If W is short for wallahi bomboclat

[obsidian sentinel]

I love having a dog

bomboclat wallahi

[red stump]

how old is he?

[rare minnow]

@olive grove @amber lotus you gotta see what you did bro

[shadow abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/bomboclatt-wallahi-bomboclatt-wallahi-gif-12444869146642029773

[olive grove]

i audibly burst out laughing at that crash

oh my god lmao

[teal roost]

i love him wazzaaaa he so cute

[pure moat]

So cuteee