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HELP
Who's naming these
yay
Don't be kick some ass the more you get nervous the more you fuck up CHIN UP AND KICK ASS
It’s lowk blue I think he faked cardswipe and power divert
You
you can use this emoji everywhere on discord
Hersheys tastes like that cheap, nasty hot chocolate powder. Like Tesco Value/Asda Yellow hot chocolate powder. I feel bad for my peeps in the US. European chocolate is so goated in comparison
Chicken butt. Now tell me the joke
I'd call it im_tired_boss
I like dick
THAT DAMN MESSAGE
skull
Okay here
||Tell you the joke and you laugh||
Even better content
Yes!!
Yes!!
YOOOOOO
SAME
lets wait for discord to charge you with nitro to use emojis
We know
oh ahahaha hilarious.😆 okay where’s the joke
God forbid a woman know what she likes and doesn't like
You are right about Fish and Chips being goated though. Also roast dinners
skull
ROAST DINNERS
In the spoiler
SO GOOD
And beef wellington 😍
Oh it's beautiful
Literally who are you talking to
Heartbroken Ferrari
Fuck I want to make a beef wellington so bad rn
Good
okay so
In fact i like it so much i got one myself
Skull and Moai emoji with tiki tiki phonk
I saw it dudes where is the REALLLLL joke
i Wang sheprada Pie
JEALOUS
Gordon Ramsey sunplot
i WNAT shepherds pie
🗿
Shepherds pie 🤤
Tiki tiki phonk
legit the least
The moyai swing in the wind
SO DO I
doing everything but increasing the file size limit
Your real joke is in another server
noooooooooooooooo
one more race at night
yk they're letting people request features for the next update
wanna um
go back to daytime u
Bro just deleted all of it
lets do some mid tier racing in daytime afterwards
aight aight
okay bud im getting tired of this 20 years has passed
one good shepherds pie and ur life is changed
Lalalala
gotcha
i'll request them to give me the position of CEO
20 years did wha
ill start the race
Oooh might make some shepherds pie tn
okay
YUMM
just tell me the joke without spitting🧐🥹
They passed rip
Where's the fun in that
Shit I dont have any Bisto and it takes a day to come on Amazon
Oh yes it is
Ill make some tm
I saw the word ossama at one point I was concerned
They wanna know the joke more than me😭😭😭
Dayum
i accidentally started wait
Could make my own gravy to be fair
Not saying the joke is the joke
mate
There is so much fun I’ll even laugh
Lolll
there’s a whole as theory to this now?
😭😭
As
Ferhamdo Alonster
Bro is an orc
well saying ass is rude 🤔🤔
Three orcs
Troll
Noooooooo jorj
okay now you know how I feel when I dont know the joke BUD
😎😎
Yeah no never again
Lol? Bro whose alt are you I want to know
Ass?
Me when my husband forgets to do what I told him to do for the 100th time
how mick schumacher feels after finishing the indy 500
Where’s my joke with a side of fries
mick…. qick..
I'd kick my husband for that
Bro if my husband forgot what I told him to do 100 times I'd leave his ass
Mick with a side of fries?
Joke
Poor Mick
No
What did he do jooo 😢
this gif of michael is so funny
You'd go to jail
What
WHAT
I meant jail
na
Bruh???
We clipping that
Such is life
OUT OF CINTEXT
WITHOUT context 💋
The clipper becomes the clippee
Not listen the first time
Driven dropping mad rizz in of1d
You know it bud
Driven....
i did not know austin was in f1 in 2004
Rizz so bad even schumi's tonsils cracked wise on me
Yes
im crine
Brother I meant if you kick your husband you go to jail so don't do it
Driven finna get slimed today👀👀
Nah I have good rizz
it’s lowk worth a shot 🥹
I have the best rizz
I managed to convince someone to marry me
Death threats in the big 2 6
I'm just kidding
Unless they a minor
What is?
when’s the wedding
Sliming is not death threat please don't say that
Who is?
“Such is life”
i can be the flower girl
No it’s like in general
that was uhhh yeah
omg time machine
lmao
Wat
@olive grove gang what WAS that
Ouuu shii im late
It's qeneral
never mind gang and where is my joke
What did he do this time
i think i brake checked you in the end
you'll see on my screen lmao
I’m still waiting btw
he uhh
I’m pausing the wedding till I get my joke btw
im just gonna upload the clip and send it here give me a secon
Bro is not max verstappen
i crashed horribly
Esteban Secon
lost 3/4ths of my health, respawned on the bridge, crashed again
Do you think Max sings "tu tu tu tu" to get his kids to sleep
@pure moat come collect your husband please and kick him
Secon perez
What?
Yeah or when p doesn’t wanna shower
i guess im gonna bank
du du du du kimi antonelli
yeah me too
@late pivot your planning the wedding I can’t
Omg I saw that stream clip. That was adorable
I knowww and he just wanted to keep playing it was so funny
Why are kids so cute man 😭
What???
@round knot GET DRIVEN READY FOR THE WEDDING NWO
we have 30 minutes left im scared
just a sec
30 minutes til what? 🫠
ok let’s go I’m the wedding officiant
The wedding
yeah yeah
what
the wedding
Whos wedding?
theres a wedding
WHEREIS THE GROOM
count me in
@pure moat and @amber lotus
can i be the flower person
ITS HAPPENING
the clip takes like 13 minutes to upload due to me playing online
OMG
Stop this bs
liv can i be the flower person
At home bc he quit his job and hasnt got a new one yet 🙃
CAN I BE THE RINGBEARER
GYS LETS GO THE WEDDINH IS STARTING
im pulling up in yuki’s rb21 trust
yes
Wtf
OKK IM GETTINGNMY HAIR DONE ONE SEC
be the flower person
Are you guys gonna hop into a vc or something?
ok yall if u see yuki’s rb21 thats me
Wait did he tell you the joke or some
WAIT WHERES THE RING
Its ok my dad is helping us out until he gets a new job. Thank you daddy
Can you guys stop please
okay then sorry
OPENS UP DESTINY TO RETREIVE THE RING
Thanks
No im at work so I have to be subtle
uhhhhhhh @potent temple and @round knot
new marriage
Awhhh they look so cute together
💔
why are we setting up marriages 😭
Okay here they come
HELL NAWH
HMMMM
cue wedding music
@round knot 's hubby will be heatbroken to hear the news
Idk but im already married 💀💀💀
@viscid stream hold on let me customize my um
I’m crine
spits out wedding ring
yall im the flower person in every single wedding thats gonna happen trust
It’s ok side piece
finall 😭
yo get a car around PR 360
Brother...
@rare minnow
YES OK WE HAVE THAT ARRANGED
oh wait
Dont say that again please 😭
I'm married to the wheel what is this
wedding time
daytime racing is more fun that way
The cheese wheel
aight aight
360 is like the a tier of nfs
gang your bride dipped bro
a tier from forza
Wha
It’s ok threesome will do
instead of flowers im throwing paddock passes trust
I didnt consent to getting married in of1d. Also im already married irl
destiny swallowed the ring
I AM CATHING ALL OF THEM
Bro I hope you're not talking about liv because that is my baby brother
I spat it out its okay
OK GUYS WHOS WILLINGLY WANTING TO GET MARRIED
PLEASE SAY TOUR JOKIG
UNC UNC UNC NO WAY IM GONNA BE RELATE DTO A MARRIED UNC
OK WHO ELSE
@olive grove 362?
@potent temple ajd @idle light
Unc unc unc sahur
done
yeah around 360 sure
Unc
I'm sorry but who is that
there you go 362
She is summoned
ive already got my ride ill be waiting outside
me but not with the schumachers tnsils
who is @idle light
aight aight
Damn. I wasnt gonna marry anyone anyway 💀
No clue but we have no time so we gotta get going
hi
qayco qayli
Sister🧌
No need for the additional roast 😭
^fm
Brev

A FALIR FOR YHE DRAMATIC
hi
I'm so confused
358
hmm theres other people racing 400+, tempting @rare minnow
me when I accidentally call him a flair for the dramatic instead of perfect
If this server was a family, who would be the parents?
real
IM THE CHILD
Reb and Q
Yeah
@idle light wanna be bride
im the racecar
Webby
I would be a terrible parent so I'll probably be the child 😭
oooo okayy
Web Dull
uhhhhhh sure
@potent temple is father
I am a parent irl 😭 dont know if im any good at it though. Will have to ask the boy when hes older
yay
hi im ur racecar
😭
hi
@idle light @potent temple ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW
Wat
@late pivot OFFICIATE PLS
oh ok
ok FUYS
yo what you wanna do you wanna race witht these other people for a bit @rare minnow
ykw yeah im down after this
wanna wanna
SHHH THERES ANWEDDING HAOOENING
sure
dun dun dundun
AFTER U GET MARRIED MAYE
dun dun dundun
@potent temple DO YOU TAKE KAYCO KAYLI AS UR PARTNER
Wait theres a wedding?
Say YES
dun dun dundun
IDK MAYBE YES
WOW
MAYBE NO
YAY
Will there be food and drinks????
dun dun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun
Saying "the boy" just reminded me of that weird film where the woman goes for a babysitting job and its a creepy doll 😭 wtf was that
@idle light DO U TAKE @potent temple AS UR OARTNER
Duh
I DO 🥹🥹
The way I would just leave lmao
YAY
AWHHHHHH
Yayyu
YAYAYYA
Yayy
Im blowing my head off
TJEYBWRE MARRIED
WHAT
WOAH WOAH WOAH
PARTYYYYYYYY
ok guys im gonna be the racecar you’re gonna have ur little wedding car ride shit in
THIS ESCALATED FAST
oh no what do i do
Why is there a marriage
OKAY WHAOSKSOJOJOEJOSJFWRIFNWROUNFRWIO PADDOCK PASS FOR EVERYONE
Shit in
Be married
DEL TAKE THE GROOM AND BRIDE FOR A RIDE
RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
😭😭
WEEE
CMON
Just rename this channel marriage-general
Can you do mine too? 2 for 1 deal
WHERE THEY AT

IM TAKING THEM FO A RIDE
Atp
HELL YEAH
MONACO THE HONEYMOON RACE
YAY
Monaco honeymoon would be so goated
the buffet gotta be good
YAYAYA
@round knot JOIN IN
watch a racecar dance to macarena yall
fr theuxury
AAAAAY MACARENA
Macaracecar
YES THE HONEYMOON IS DURING MONACO RACE I KNOW PEOPLE SO I MOVED THE DATE UP
what an eventful day 😭
I could technically watch the Monaco GP for free bc my dad has a friend who lives there and im pretty sure you can see the street circuit from his apt
My wedding gift is a spurs championship
Ooooo someone’s performing for usss
Not fair
LETS DANCE
this funny cause im in a dance group irl
My wedding gift is a bunch of mcr vinyl
Congrats u got it in ur first year of supporting them
Okay that was NOT a coincidence
CORTSI
CORTIS
me @signal bronze and @late pivot
HELL YWAH
It's just the kaycharm
YESSS
ooo okay how’s life being married
It's amazing 🥹
this car is nice but i need to get used to it
IM WHAT
@potent temple IS TATHER
Im married and honestly its ok
no my mother is rio
I always have someone to chat to
@olive grove wanna race them now?
Joint custody?
sorry guys my moms are rio and maria
lets see if theyre racing
But kick his ass when he don't listen /jokeeee
ok i accept my fate
is dyno here
speaking of which where is my mother
I give him my death glare
it s okay you are our cousin
guys we are one big family
they're currently racing i think
NOOOOOO DYNO ISNT HERE
👀👀👀
true
Who am I in the family
Lessgoo
🤔
Awhhh glad to hear
the weird cousin
MAN 😭
We know you have that toxic yaoi thing going on with d44wg
I think being neurospicy gives me a really good death glare. I have no idea why
lets wait a bit
FETCH ME A BEER
What about me
yeah
NO SHES THE OLDER COOL SISTER
HELP WHAT
im crine
YEAAAAA
okay dad 😔😔😔😣😣😣
What am I🤔🤔🤔
the weird cousin
Oh
the little sister
Go ahead mother
Yayy
rsr user, give them hell @rare minnow
What is @amber lotus
Erm
the weird cousin
uncle
Once I was zoning out/daydreaming and staring at school into space and the person accross from me told me I have "serial killer eyes" 😭 like thanks bro, just what I wanted to hear
I’m crine serial killer eyes
Can he be random family friend
okay
gay uncle
WHY AM I AT THE VERY BACK
yes, sir.
whats rsr
guys I gotta go but I love all of my siblings and cousins 🥹🥹🥹💔💔💔

guys im the bisexual nonbinary cousin who can play guitar
Probably because you're talking here and racing lol
hell yeah
I play bass 👀👀👀
I’m the older sister 🙏
goated
👀👀👀👀👀
Im a bisexual cis woman who can sort of do art, but not that well. I have no other talents
bye twins @late pivot @pure moat
GOATED
im the transgender cupioromantic probably lesbian one who plays bass
Bye dad😣
Byeeeee
you can't get any more woke
BYE MUM
im the trans fatherwho reads yaoi all day
Based
Bass is a cool ass instrument. That and piano are like the anchor to any good tune
I should learn an instrument
I’m the demigirl older sister who plays the keyboard 🙏
DO IT
play the guitar or piano
i used to play cello, its best orchestral string instument
I don't even know karate
Play the accordian
I'm never gonna make it
ELITE REFERNCE
But I don't wanna make it
I can swim but I cant dance (well)
Accordian gets no love
I just wanna-
FACE IT UR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
I used to play guitar before it broke💔💔
I don't wanna make it
Btw this is the QOOLEST QHAT TO QVER EXSIST🥹🥹
I just wanna-
Skill issue
It's because im here
If you don't face it you may make it
I can't swim either twin
gm gm
yea you like qick
Had to learn swimming in school
QUEEREST QOOLEST QHAT
JULESSSSS
Yeah well you're Australian and idk
This is jarring news
who’s getting married what
I love swimming, so relaxing
@idle light ‘s Aura is making the chat so cool
😛😛😛
True
Motningggf
Exactly
Guys how do you survive in water without knowing how to swim
Later losers 😛🥹
what the fuck was that ahahaha
Starfish
the rsr guy does NOT know how to use the car bro
U learn how to swim
lmfao
Landlocked losers
Simply bu not being in water
wait us parents are strans couple
They probably stay in the shallow end or just dont go in water
Boy
i did
we crashed and you still won
Swimming aint hard
My husband cant swim and he just stays in the shallow end or takes our son in the baby pool
Girl how're you 18-19 and don't know how to swim put your mom on I'd like a word
i have forza reverse turned on so i couldnt reverse quickly
unc
But tbf i havent gone swimming in like 3 yeats
no i kinda blocked the rsr
kinda dirty but cmon its an rsr
woah
strans
Which is useful for me bc if he has the baby I have more waterslide and swimming time
I mean I could but I chose to learn dance instead
yes it is wdym 😭
This may be very auspilled of me but you should be able to do more than just float as a safety measure
hello definitelynotalx
No
hello cryingdesire_
hello
hello
Guess what happened to the people on the titanic who learned how to dance instead of learning how to swim
hello
Where did jules go :((((
im a misguided ghost traveling aimlessly rn
Yeah ive offered to teach him to swim. We would have to go without our son though
vulcan
So will have to ask his parents to take him

dont think itll be too hard to beat him if hes in a vulcan
I'd like to die on any opportunity I get driven💆
We had to learn swimming in primary school
Tim Cook pass aya
did i miss the wedding
yeah sorry
I actually need to go swimming again
Blocked
In the UK
DAMNIT
should we redo the wedding
D444wg is getting to you
Thinking about death too much
yes please
Problem is i dont like beaches or public pools
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
can i be kayli's parental figure
YES
And i dont have a backyard one either bc home owner wont allow it
im her trusted adult
okay guys gather along we are redoing the wedding again
I always did i just hate saying it i don't wanna seem emo or smth
And I’m once again the officiant
I like beaches. I like public pools if its quiet. Fuck crowded pools
Bro called herself Liv then said this
I only go swimming on weekday evenings when theres like 10 people there
I wanna look all sunshine and rainbows
crowded pools SUXK
LMAOO
Same. But i dont like sand
Its course
Roughy
shut up anakin
And gets all over ur body
Im nervous.
go choke padme or smth
Wash it off in the sea.
I hate when sand gets in my sandals or swimsuit at the beach
Send calming vibes thanks.
What if I wanna look alive, sunshine
doing my hair while reading chat should be a sport
top 5 worst feelings ever
Chat do I give sunshine and rainbows vibe⭐⭐🌟
I know a rower who likes flat surfs for rowing but if there aren't waves it's not worth going for me
Yes 😁😁😁
Don't be nervous be impervious you got this
OMG ESPECIALLY IN A SWIMSUIT
HAI LIV HAI Q
SO ANNOYIIING
YAYYYY
As a kid I used to purposely put sand in my swimsuit, idk why.
hahahahah thanks driven
I KNOW RIGHTTT
veryy
quless
Grr kick asssssss
HATE IT SO MUCHHH
YAYYYYY
hope you’re doing well
I dont mind sand. I just wash off in the sea at the end. Bonus if there are beach showers
HII JULESS
nervous asf but we ball
omg is that ivy
And the sand always never washed away completely
omg is that coton
like 💔
no its Alex
omg is that kayli
Mee meee
Break a leg whatever it is you're doing
yesssss sir
no way is that coopus
Ive never broken a bone yet
same
True
like people say "oh go wash it away" LIKE IM TRYING OKAY???
Probably cursed myself. Gonna break one today now probs
Key word yet.
Watch your back
Ayyy neither have I
tram :D!!!
it’s like glitter 😭
HI COOPUS
omw
EXACTLYYYY
TRAAAAM
can we have our little monocord meet-up
Do you go around suplexing random discord chatters?
I sometimes ate glitter as a kid
yes
did it taste good
im not smart enough to know what suplexing means
Id like lick my finger and dab it up like a sherbet dib dab
my ex used to eat strawberry scented tissues
😭
Kinda
as kayli's parental figure in this situation i need to ask does your husband/wife have money
I liked the texture, but I also ate sand so that checks out
throwing them onto the ground
no way
thanks a10 thunderbolt
that exists? 😭
uh
i ate a mouth load of barriers and slowed down
@potent temple do you have money
and brake checked both of you
Q good luck🔥🔥
lol
kayli can i have money
i um
smashed the hairpin
you'll see
Thanqs
No problem mr Q
i have 14 bucks to my name
So you ate
we broke
IM NOT YOUR MOTH- oh wait
uwu
U cant even afford us to go to the Minecraft show
Go girll
EXCUSE YOU???
we are a broke family
Sometimes at the beach as a kid I would sprinkle a little sand on my food as a treat
MY SHIRT IS BALENCIAGA
arent u @balmy tusk s ex
dad can I have 3 bucks for ice cream @potent temple
????
My purse is prada
what
KAYRANGE WAS NEVER OFFICIAL
ure
????
I also had a sandpit in the garden of my childhood home and would dip sweets in jt
Then why didnt u take us
It
Tf
mines LV
i only took kayli
i thought kayrange happened
youve joined helios right @rare minnow
im her parental figure after all
it never happened
hey look he has the pista
yeah yeah
mama
yes child
anyways im hopping on zenless im bored
i do have the non pista 488
My rucksack is Vans because im a tomboy
btw @olive grove
the GTB one
could whip it out
I think the main problem with the Luce is its proportions are so weird. The car looks more like an economy car because its not long
dude thats cool
yeah
Thaks bro
that photo is fire
To the luce
nah stick with the pagani
And we'll be good
alright timeout
will do
Bro what
silly Ivy you're not a mod
i meant
monocord has genuinely chatted in 3 different servers
ACTUALLY
you havent watched enough basketball have you
5 actually
guys does anybody here have their helix pierced
remember the zzz server 😭
If so how painful is it
We piercing DNA now
actually 4 i think
Leave my double helix alone
- Monoposto
- ZZZ
- OF1D
- Rover files
- Oshi No Ko
- Watatabe
CRINE
I WANNA GET MY HELIX PEIREDCED
i wanna get a navel piercing but i heard it hurts
im crine my mum is actually refusing to get me on anti depressants
GRRRR
where next
SAMEEE
uhhhh
Bro wants her helix pedicured
Wait what

Uh huh
so i went to the doctor, got checked out
me too omg
Pierced crine
wait if im everyone's mother
Maybe stop crine
hsr server maybe
I dont know what a helix is except for the fact dna is in a double helix shape
I JUST TURNED 21
hsr?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Are they 48 because yeah
yeah
unc?!
IM ASKING WHAT HSR IS
im 67
Okay jules
Thanks for the notification
get out
honkai star rail
honkai star rail
ohh
okay
JINX
Im 2026
I need to play that
Lolll
Get in
I think it's on ps
oh ok because we asked
@olive grove did um
what happened
Oh
get zzz kayli
i died of death
son
IM BROKE
Wtf man:(
oh
ohmhgod
why didnt you ask
^fm
whats your venmo
AND I HAVE A FUCKING BOEING 747 INSTEAD OF A CONSOLE
if u got like 40gb extra on ur phone then download zzz kayli
my phone only has 36.
You could sell the 747 for a pretty penny
oh
Total
bri what phone
burp
@olive grove i think im done for the night tho
My phone only has 256gb
oh nw
iPhone -81
wat
cya later
81
Dam when theh released that
1735
my phone has 128, i only use 60 gb
Revolutionary
i have 1TB 😁😁
same year Ivy was born
2005?
1735
dont turn into maki
i have 128gb
snap out of it kayli
1738
hi I kayli
Bye I kayli
which monocord members gonna adopt me
I need adopting 😔
is Ivy my mother now wait
WAIT IM MAKI'S SIBLING NOW
NO
hi I fried
qried????
qi q qayli
fuck
ried
hes like the reject youre good
Thank god
I Dried
what's the monocord family tree
idfk
we're invading anything atp
anyways im gonna go eat
😭
hi I kayli
no she’s kayli
just mark it as read
how
Mark as red
does it really matter
idk
i mean i never check any pings anyways
it doesn’t even matter
Holy shit
Maroony red
this looks like a thrift shirt
Looks like some kiddie league sht
So I fixed it with alpine
listening to music and dtmf by bad bunny is playing rn
The hits keep coming
Beautiful detour
The reason of no sponsor?
Flex sponsorships
The league banned those sponsors
Why marry one when you can have a roster
atleast warn me before you jumpscare me with that horrible “car”
enzo ferrari mustve turned into a pulsar in his grave seeing this
pulsar, lol
W car
If W is short for wallahi bomboclat
how old is he?
@olive grove @amber lotus you gotta see what you did bro
i love him wazzaaaa he so cute
So cuteee