battlefield-2042

[surreal portal]

Ah oke I thought so lmfao

[drowsy shuttle]

i wont reach that level not even in 2 years

[violet meteor]

Can't imagine why you would want to

[surreal portal]

This guy in my team is that level

😬😬

[violet meteor]

Long as I got the unlocks I'm gucci

[drowsy shuttle]

true couldn't care less about rank level

[drowsy shuttle]

there are a few S700 or S800... probably cheaters or portal servers abusers

and people with too much time on their hands

[violet meteor]

Or people who can still no life stuff

Which...wrong game to do that lol

shudder

I myself prefer boins simulator

[paper owl]

people like what they like. not like anything above rank 99 is worth a damn

[violet meteor]

I buy a bunch of in game content then show it off in matches

https://tenor.com/view/i-make-this-look-good-will-smith-gif-14524049

[surreal portal]

What do battle pass points even do?

[paper owl]

progress your battle pass tier

[surreal portal]

Ah right so legit nothing 🤣

I just got a badge for it

Thought it meant something 😪

[paper owl]

it does. even if you are a cheap ass pleb on the free pass, it advances towards free rewards.

[surreal portal]

That is me

The cheap ass pleb

[paper owl]

which circles back to rule #1: no FOMO.

[surreal portal]

Who even cares for skins tho I think my all black PP-bizon (or as the game calls it PP-29) looks sweet

[paper owl]

you like what you like.

[surreal portal]

I like boys

I mean girls damn I get that wrong a lot

[fiery dawn]

[hexed mango]

always

i have a $100 steam gift card

[hexed mango]

hehehehaw

[hexed mango]

racism?

[uneven belfry]

here comes the sun

[hexed mango]

do do do do

i used a Beatles song for my psychology final

it wasn’t that one, but yes

[hexed mango]

• the red sun in the case of fallout

[surreal portal]

Was the main point of your paper “this song was made on acid”

Black birds sing in the dead of night what a tune

[uneven belfry]

here comes a mini nuke

[hexed mango]

i used In My Life

[hexed mango]

[surreal portal]

Imma buy the battle pass tommoz when I get paid

It’s only like £7 but I hate buying in-game content

[uneven belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[surreal portal]

Bro who tf uses the VCAR?

[paper owl]

in my time so far, I have been killed by a vcar user in one match

they exist

[surreal portal]

Bruh when I witness that pain I will let you know

[paper owl]

tbf, he snuck that kill in.

[surreal portal]

Cheeky 1 shot whilst you were low?

[paper owl]

stray bullet, I suppose

otherwise I'd have seen some t-bagging, I am sure.

[surreal portal]

🤣 it’s like the Kolibri in BF1

[green bough]

Does anyone like the new scope?

[paper owl]

the sfar/vcar one?

[green bough]

Yeah

[paper owl]

the scope's shite.

[green bough]

The visibility when using the iron sight is utter shit

[copper fulcrum]

The VCAR is more like the M1A1 Carbine from BFV but with a slightly worse damage drop-off (maybe)

[hexed mango]

the vcar is technically a carbine pistol irl

[paper owl]

we dont do realism or authenticity here.

[hexed mango]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[trail monolith]

hey anyone wanna play a few games

[lone wren]

Just ask in LFG

[lone wren]

!!lfg

[tender pendant]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[arctic grove]

I GOT SPURS

[hexed mango]

that jingle

[arctic grove]

tHAt jingle jingle jangle

[hexed mango]

good song

[arctic grove]

As i go ridin merrily along

Jingle jangle

[hexed mango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0f63HjTAQ

[arctic grove]

And they sing

Oh aint you glad ur single

[hexed mango]

ok yes we get it, you played fallout new vegas

[arctic grove]

Jingle jangle

Morbius is a good movie

[hexed mango]

[hexed mango]

yes

[arctic grove]

I loved the part where he said its morbin time

[lone wren]

I do want a 2042 version of the A10 warthog

Perfectly balanced as the devs intended

[hexed mango]

indeed

with a mega brrt

[hexed mango]

i too vastly enjoyed that part

[lone wren]

How are you Morbius

[arctic grove]

Many people watched it and i as one who watched it can confirm that it is indeed A movie

[hexed mango]

it is indeed a movie

[hexed mango]

ok

mas o menos

i already did all the weekly challenges, and finished the bp, so i dont really have a lot to be doing lol

[fiery dawn]

Well there is something you can be doing...

https://tenor.com/view/f35vtol-f35-fighter-jet-f35jet-plane-vtol-gif-19378653

[hexed mango]

my beloved

[fiery dawn]

shall we?

[lone wren]

I enjoy being a gunner in good pilots aircraft

[hexed mango]

we shall

[fiery dawn]

😎

[fiery dawn]

I enjoy being a pilot in a good gunner's aircraft

[hexed mango]

i enjoy flying
but only when i have good gunners or i am flying a jet

[lone wren]

I am a trusted gunner because I don't fall asleep

I dislike those that don't pay attention

[hexed mango]

there are only 2 things in this world hotter than the F-35

The B-2 (and subsequent B-21)
The F-22

[fiery dawn]

Agreed

[hexed mango]

both of which should 100% be added to 2042

[fiery dawn]

I'm a fan of the F-16 too

[hexed mango]

most people say the SR-71 is the coolest plane, which i will never disagree with
but the B-2 is just so much hotness that its too hot

[frank stratus]

It's morbin' time

[hexed mango]

F-16 is amazing

[fiery dawn]

SR-71 is also amazing

Server is hosted

[lone wren]

Morbius squad ready for action

[frank stratus]

Ooh planes

[lone wren]

I only fly in bf1

[frank stratus]

B11 exists

[hexed mango]

Morbius Squad best squad

[fiery dawn]

Me first?

[hexed mango]

like from gta

[frank stratus]

Yep

[hexed mango]

you shooting first or deploying first?

[fiery dawn]

B11 is really just the A-10 Thunderbolt lol

[frank stratus]

[fiery dawn]

I'll shoot first

[hexed mango]

B-11 is just a cheap A-10

r* aint got shit on the real thing

[lone wren]

It's terrible

[frank stratus]

I forgor b11 is a 10

[frank stratus]

Its not it's amazing.

[hexed mango]

A-10 is amazing sure sure sure. but while the GAU-8 Avenger is amazing, the B-2 has big boy bombs

[frank stratus]

Maybe slow manuevers

[fiery dawn]

Are you playing Angel?

[hexed mango]

no

[fiery dawn]

I swear I could barely hear him yell " son of a beach!" when i shot you lmao

[hexed mango]

im not playing angel :)

look closer

i was at 1hp

[fiery dawn]

wtf stupid third person crosshair lmao

[hexed mango]

do you know now @fiery dawn

[lone wren]

Operation 130 is me and a good squad use the super hind and wreck havoc from above

[hexed mango]

Operation 130?

[lone wren]

Yes operation 130

AC-130

[hexed mango]

ooooh

yes AC-130

although AC-130 doesnt have the same look, looks more like the condor

[lone wren]

Still has similar role to it

[fiery dawn]

no idea

[hexed mango]

i was playing lis

i shot a rocket at you bozo

[fiery dawn]

Oh duh

I completely forgot lmao

[hexed mango]

ima keep grinding Exposure BT 24/7 while its up

im so glad they added that back

[lone wren]

The transport birds are tough cookies

[hexed mango]

tbh they should be

i dont want them to be nerfed into the ground

[lone wren]

People complain too hard tbh

[hexed mango]

fr

if anything the AA should be buffed, not nerf the helis

[lone wren]

AA is a issue for some reason I can't lock on after the flares were used

[hexed mango]

idk what happened here but ill take it

yeah theres some stupid bugs

[lone wren]

Did u hit the wall

[night vessel]

This camo looks poggers on Condor but on MBT tanks it just looks awful for some odd reason

[hexed mango]

oh wait shit that can be used on any vehicle i thought it was just tanks lmao

[night vessel]

yeah bro

[hexed mango]

im an idiot

[lone wren]

Facepalm moment

[hexed mango]

anyways even though everyone is annoyed at lis, i think she needs a buff

[night vessel]

than again I love this one as well

[lone wren]

I like the camo

[hexed mango]

it looks ok on wc

[lone wren]

I wish I can play but I need a new keyboard which comes next week

[hexed mango]

and mav not bad either

[violet meteor]

As a cavalry scout I can appreciate that bad boy

[lone wren]

What map would suit that camo

[violet meteor]

Now buy boins

[hexed mango]

also bolte

[lone wren]

I think that camo suits urban maps

[violet meteor]

It's for when you're glitching on pc

Vehicle would blend in

[hexed mango]

however im still not a big fan of the universal vehicle skins
i would rather have an epic skin for one vehicle, that looks overall nicer

[lone wren]

I did get my first ever Ghillie camo for my guns

[night vessel]

damn thats sexy

[lone wren]

I was happy about that

[violet meteor]

Confetti helo

[frank stratus]

AVENGERS

[night vessel]

with that camo and MAV it reminds me of somthing

[hexed mango]

ye but id rather use the skin that they gave me in that bundle

[lone wren]

I never used the mav before

[night vessel]

well close enoth that is

[hexed mango]

lol

[night vessel]

it's a teamwork transport vehicle so whoever is the driver most likely gonna try and support the vehicle and not drive into combat just to waste the vehicle

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/command-and-conqure-generals-fly-me-to-the-moon-ccg-gif-20374280

[night vessel]

MAV is a soft target made to make everyone spawn closer to enemy flags

[violet meteor]

Gotta get your command and conquer on

[hexed mango]

lis tier 100 sexy

[lone wren]

Yeah it is designed to transport players closer to flags

As a spawn beacon

[night vessel]

yeep

but not designed to be in the combat zone cause you die soo quick just go near cover and make sure you got the Trophy system in place

[violet meteor]

Damn I just use the condor and hover max altitude above a point lollll

[lone wren]

Trophy good

[night vessel]

well Condor and Hind got nerft I would just use MAV since the autocannon got buffed

[violet meteor]

I mean nobody's messing with me really when I do it

[hexed mango]

even if it gets nerfed, the bsv is my favorite gun, for the feel and how it plays. its the one gun i can find fun to play consistently

[lone wren]

Bsv is a good gun

[violet meteor]

Suppressed

[lone wren]

Excellent close to long range hybrid

[hexed mango]

i mean any asval variant has been my favorite gun for years, always has
and i feel like its perfected in its feel in this game, even if it gets nerfed

[violet meteor]

It just feels right

But def gonna face a nerf soon

[lone wren]

I just want a 2042 AUG and I'm happy

[hexed mango]

inevitable

[violet meteor]

Next season weapon will be a ribeyrolles

[hexed mango]

aug would be a fine addition to my collection

the impossible! i got a good spawn for once

[sacred wasp]

Man the spread in BF2042 suck

[hexed mango]

skill issue

[violet meteor]

Thought that was gonna be a video of you spawning behind the team in a small room again

[hexed mango]

lel

[sacred wasp]

Ngl killing someone from a medium range takes all of my bullets

[lone wren]

The steyr AUG is my favourite

[violet meteor]

It's not the games fault you have poor trigger discipline

Now enjoy this spread

[hexed mango]

ooooooh

[sacred wasp]

;-;

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/food-eating-anime-studio-ghibli-gif-5079111

[hexed mango]

spirited into my ass

[violet meteor]

Full throttle

[lone wren]

Oof

[hexed mango]

amazing movie tho

[sacred wasp]

Classics.

[hexed mango]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1649418 ngl this movie has such a good cast and direction that im sad its been made by netflix

[lone wren]

I wonder what attachments a 2042 AUG would have

[hexed mango]

literally directed by the russo brothers, with ryan gosling, chris evans and ana de armas = 😍

[hexed mango]

TV 2x nothing else.

if i think of the AUG i think of the acog sight immediately for some reason

[lone wren]

That integrated scope

From the classic steyr aug

[hexed mango]

built in optic switching

[stoic creek]

Is there any secrets in 2042 on maps

[hexed mango]

im sorry wtf

[hexed mango]

yes

[slim junco]

New battlefield map

[stoic creek]

Like meg secrets

[hexed mango]

depends on what you mean specifically by secrets

there's apparently a flood event on orbital now

[stoic creek]

What

The

[hexed mango]

yeah

ill find the video one sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzW6pGy_Xzo

[stoic creek]

Is it on ps

[lone wren]

I thought that was cut

[hexed mango]

pretty sure

[stoic creek]

Dam

[hexed mango]

the stadium on hourglass has some easter eggs in it

[stoic creek]

Ik I've seen that

Just don't know how to get their

[hexed mango]

and there are posters on kale and hourglass of some dev inserted easter eggs

[stoic creek]

Theirs a shoe in kale

[hexed mango]

there's also a sign on kale that says "Why are you reading this, play the fucking objective"

[stoic creek]

Ik

That's the map

So no meg secrets just yet?

[lone wren]

Flooding in orbital huh

[hexed mango]

maybe soon idk

[stoic creek]

Ok

[hexed mango]

nobody has found any yet

[lone wren]

I am still waiting for a disaster in the new msp

[stoic creek]

I mean I've checked all the water in orbital

No meg

[hexed mango]

avalanche please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoic creek]

Same avalanche and buildings being destroyed

[hexed mango]

this isnt a meg, but the "Canal Blocker" cargo ship as a reference to the Suez Canal ship

[stoic creek]

Yea

[violet meteor]

Thats the ship token from Monopoly

[hexed mango]

there arent really any buildings on exposure tho lol

[stoic creek]

I mean their def is a meg in the game

[lone wren]

Landslide yes

[stoic creek]

Cuz their was sharks in every game

So it could be out or still being made

[hexed mango]

wait

there's a skeleton on breakaway

[stoic creek]

Yea

[hexed mango]

maybe its a meg

lol

[stoic creek]

Of a whale and a pt

Nah

Whale and pt

[hexed mango]

penguins on breakaway and the sign on kale

-> Penguins are not allowed on this rooftop due to previous accidents with penguins.

[stoic creek]

Dam

Their was a nuke secret

[hexed mango]

https://answers.ea.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/152034i601429877CCB02A5/image-size/original?v=v2&px=-1

[stoic creek]

So I'm Tryna find if theirs one in 2042

[lone wren]

What should breakaway have as a disaster

[hexed mango]

-> WARNING

The box is very heavy. Try to avoid getting it on your head. The box is not a toy.

"Now the enemy has planted his last potato."

[hexed mango]

blizzard ez

[violet meteor]

Looking like a double wide surprise

[hexed mango]

like the one hourglass has but snow

[lone wren]

Close quarters dream

[hexed mango]

also this barcode has the name of other bf games and stuff

[placid echo]

So, I'm making a Ghostmaker focused mode

[stoic creek]

Ok

[hexed mango]

https://youtu.be/lbcMjEwPtAI

[lone wren]

Lucky the bsv is perfect to switch between long range to close range for any blizzard and or sandstorm situation

[hexed mango]

https://youtu.be/i8inZOWihkY

[violet meteor]

Most weapons yes

[hexed mango]

@edgy oriole apparently the qr code takes you to ea's page to buy 2042

[stoic creek]

Dam

[hexed mango]

and the qr code here takes you to dice's hiring page

[stoic creek]

Dam

[lone wren]

What a way to advertise

[stoic creek]

Trye

True*

[hexed mango]

also this when hacking with rao

and my game having a stroke

[slim junco]

Nothing unusual

[lone wren]

Morbin 2042

[slim junco]

Morbinfield 2069

[hexed mango]

https://i.imgur.com/snJ9At1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/oIQg5Xk.mp4

[stoic creek]

Theirs alot of secrets in all the bf games but one of em is

What happend to the good birds

[hexed mango]

you have to play these in browser, but he says "another UFO is crashing on earth" in the first one
and "Martians are entering the AO" in the second

[lone wren]

It's penguin time

[hexed mango]

oh and apparently the -420 health in vehicles isnt a bug

[fathom wing]

Is bf2042 dead?

[stoic creek]

Ok

[hexed mango]

no

[stoic creek]

@fathom wing no

[lone wren]

Imagine getting a alien gun from a alien Easter egg

[stoic creek]

Old conquest is tho

True

[lone wren]

A player with flippin lasers

[hexed mango]

https://answers.ea.com/t5/General-Discussion/Battlefield-2042-Easter-Eggs-Compilation/td-p/11259268

[stoic creek]

In one of the bf

Theirs a place in one of the maps

But I forgot the name

[hexed mango]

god damn the screams when people fall

[lone wren]

Tbh the battlefield trailer I like the most would be the reveal trailer for bf1

[hexed mango]

yeah that one is pretty fire

although i was most hyped after 2042's

[lone wren]

Seven nation army did hit hard

[stoic creek]

Agreed

[hexed mango]

rip.

[lone wren]

I wish I did record at the time but I did a cinematic moment in bf1

[hexed mango]

bf1 has the best cinematic moments

bf1 was so grounded and gritty and just fun

bfv is cool and all, but it doesnt feel like bf1

hey look it moved up

[lone wren]

So I shot down a airship when I was flying and it was landing on top of me so I sped up the pace and went low and the burning airship collapsed just as I made it through under the airship

[hexed mango]

gawd damn

[stoic creek]

Damn

[lone wren]

I regret not recording

[hexed mango]

wouldve been cool to see, that's for sure

[stoic creek]

How do you get to the stadium without dying @hexed mango

[hexed mango]

play CQ?

[stoic creek]

Kk

Cuz whenever I try I die to border

[hexed mango]

lowkey ima reinstall bf1

[sacred wasp]

18/24 kd, nice

[hexed mango]

0.75

and while that is installing, ima play venice unleashed

although i kinda wish there were some non-rm venice servers

cause the top 4 servers are all RM

[lone wren]

I am not bad at flying but there are times that when I'm tired I crash into things

[placid echo]

I figured I'd incorporate some of my Distance Master game-mode into this one

[hexed mango]

lol

[lone wren]

Don't fly tired

[hexed mango]

fly angry

[lone wren]

Yup

I can't wait till I return to bf1 and bf2042

Next week

[stoic creek]

Ok

But the thing with the dinosaur Easter egg is cool

But also I am kinda thinking they added a nuke secret

[hexed mango]

ye

[lone wren]

Imagine being able to nuke

The nuke secret is part of 2042 story I assume

[hexed mango]

we should get a nuke map, like a town or city that has literally been nuked

or a nuclear facility that had a meltdown

[lone wren]

The disaster of that map would be a nuclear reactor failure

[violet meteor]

Nuketown

[lone wren]

Lettuce begin

[stoic creek]

Any tips on how to level up fast?

[torpid vortex]

Pointlessly balancing and tweaking the game still. Why is this on my notifications?

[lone wren]

Depends on what ki d of level

[stoic creek]

I love the anti air gun on noshahr canals

[hexed mango]

i'd personally suggest rao/paik
for paik getting close and using her ability will get you spot xp and assists
for rao, using smoke, you can hack people in smoke in cqc to get disruption, spot and smoke assists

[stoic creek]

Ok

[hexed mango]

or, if you want a passive grind, use casper / irish

[stoic creek]

Kk

[lone wren]

Brrrrrt

[hexed mango]

indeed brrrrt

[stoic creek]

Bruh why when I join match ends😭

[native mantle]

Help, what was the event where we got to see portal for the first time,on what stage if anyone remembers?

[lone wren]

Launch

[hexed mango]

launch.

[native mantle]

?

[hexed mango]

there were never any pre-release demos

[native mantle]

No such thing as launch event

[stoic creek]

I wish it told you what side was winning and one was loosing

[hexed mango]

November 19th 2021 would disagree

[native mantle]

Read the question again

[lone wren]

And the question is wrongly said

[hexed mango]

yeah, i answered it. there was no pre-launch demo for portal.

[native mantle]

I asked "first time where we got to see portal"

[hexed mango]

there was no gameplay trailer or content trailer for portal

[native mantle]

U smoking

Stop replying

[lone wren]

[hexed mango]

the main trailer was the only one that mentioned it, but didnt have in-game footage, only cinematics

[cyan trout]

Do people still believe EA when it says in engine footage?

[hexed mango]

there wasnt a lot of promo for 2042 outside of the trailers

[lone wren]

I am getting more confused

[hexed mango]

it is, frostbite, like any other engine, doubles as a video render

animations and scenes can be put together easily

[cyan trout]

Wasn't my question.

[hexed mango]

well then yes people should, i do

[native mantle]

Morbius is a troll

[hexed mango]

ok

[fiery dawn]

ur mom is a troll

[stoic creek]

DAAM

MAN WAS VIOLATED

[hexed mango]

destroyed

[native mantle]

Mute?

[hexed mango]

roasted

[stoic creek]

Couldn't be me

[hexed mango]

killed

[fiery dawn]

offended?

[hexed mango]

buried and forgotten

[stoic creek]

@native mantle nah he can't get muted

For 1

You said the joke first

Seems like U lost

[hexed mango]

damn bozo you really think that is worthy of a mute

[stoic creek]

Yea

[native mantle]

Yep

[hexed mango]

L

[stoic creek]

L

[fiery dawn]

L

[cyan trout]

I don't think I will ever trust EA when it comes to 'gameplay' I am more likely to fall for blizzard not selling gear just selling power

[hexed mango]

negative people asked

[lone wren]

Honestly there were no events when portal came out

[native mantle]

There was

[lone wren]

Prove to us there was

[hexed mango]

so then answer your own damn question

[native mantle]

It was shown on stage with gameplay,long before launch

[stoic creek]

Honestly levi

[native mantle]

You still can't read,i told you stop replying,troll

[stoic creek]

They have played when beta and the game was released so they would know

[lone wren]

Gameplay

[stoic creek]

@native mantle and ur mom's a troll

[hexed mango]

and? im not obligated to listen to you

[native mantle]

U can try tho

[cyan trout]

I remember seeing caspian in many trailers

[hexed mango]

nope

[lone wren]

There was no gameplay of portal

Till launch

[native mantle]

I did as well and payed much more attention appearantly cause they forgot about the event

[lone wren]

When did events come into bf2042 again

[native mantle]

L

[stoic creek]

@native mantle I wasn't talking to you

I was mentioning morbius

[cyan trout]

Idk why you're all hung up on gameplay. Lol it was probably E3 or EA showcase cuz they didn't go to E3 a few years ago

[lone wren]

I most certainly did not go to E3

[hexed mango]

die not

[cyan trout]

Wasn't asked

[hexed mango]

die or die not, there is no tie

[native mantle]

The worst part is they are hung up on the useless stuff, cause i initially asked what the event was called ,if it was EA play or Xbox or whatever... but there seems no sign of intelligent life form anywhere lol

[stoic creek]

Caspain borders fun till the ping is 220

@native mantle so ur calling us dumb

U seen lost

[cyan trout]

Think reading comprehension stopped being tested for a while ago

[lone wren]

Silly autocorrect

[native mantle]

Yeah,it was a good show ,old but gold

[stoic creek]

Bruh

Man dumb

[lone wren]

Levi for the last time there was no event for portal if there was give a link and or video evidence instead of calling people stupid

[native mantle]

Lmao..... nobody can read

[cyan trout]

He didn't. I did

[lone wren]

Was it about e3 worm

[native mantle]

How if i came here to ask what event was in the first place...

[hexed mango]

can you

[lone wren]

And we gave you a answer

But stubbornly disagreed and muted peoples answers

[native mantle]

Yes the other dude wrote if i have seen lost...i answered honestly cause i did saw the show

[cyan trout]

Idk what you're talking about. I read his question and answered his question instead of getting hung up on an incorrect interpretation of his question

[hexed mango]

who

[native mantle]

.

[hexed mango]

who cares

[fiery dawn]

DAMN

gottem

[cyan trout]

Probably can't spell 'seem'

[lone wren]

We never discussed anything about a show

[native mantle]

Bruh feels like im surrounded by mental gymnastic peeps

[stoic creek]

@native mantle man U dumn

[cyan trout]

Yeah but that's what he was asking about

Damn

[hexed mango]

gymnastics implies flexibility and skill

[cyan trout]

But not the mental kind

[native mantle]

?

Ironic

[cyan trout]

Think that kind just implies safety equipment and drooling

[stoic creek]

@native mantle Ur stubborn

[native mantle]

I found it btw you clowns... the event was EA play where we got to see for the first time portal

[native mantle]

Im not sure if you classify as a human

[stoic creek]

So I'm a clown

[cyan trout]

Clowns are human

[fiery dawn]

uhhhh

my body stays where it is when I drive away lmao

[stoic creek]

And I'm sure you're mom said you are a abomination when you were born

[lone wren]

Clownfield

[cyan trout]

#frostbitephysics

[lone wren]

If you are referring to portal pre release Levi there never was one publicly and or at all

[hexed mango]

bro i just wrecked 5 guys in bf1

[native mantle]

So get wrecked the people who said we didn't had footage or gameplay till launch....idots..

[stoic creek]

@native mantle bro

[hexed mango]

yeah i noticed that bug since 1.1

[stoic creek]

Be quiet

[lone wren]

In 1 second

Right

[hexed mango]

sub 1

[native mantle]

Guys learning to read is not to much to ask...

[stoic creek]

@native mantle man stfu

Fr tho

[cyan trout]

@stoic creek

[stoic creek]

You tell us to stop replying

But your replying lmao

[native mantle]

Or what?

[stoic creek]

Big mam

Man

[cyan trout]

If understanding what you read wasn't too much to ask the standardized testing scores would be a lot better

[lone wren]

Guys chill

[cyan trout]

We are chill. Discussing the deficiencies of modern education systems

[lone wren]

Excluding worm

[native mantle]

I mean English is not my first language but these people just don't understand basic English 😂 they proved it several times already

[lone wren]

Levi enough

[native mantle]

They just cant read at all

[stoic creek]

How about you stop acting grownup you stupid

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/beuUo.gif

[lone wren]

Nova enough

[native mantle]

Just go watch lost and stfu

Kiss

[stoic creek]

Man stfu

[native mantle]

Kiss

[lone wren]

We gave you the best info we could based on what u said Levi so enough with verbal abuse

[native mantle]

Kiss

[cyan trout]

My bad for encouraging you Levi

🤙

[native mantle]

It'alright, good to know that people who can read and poses a functioning brain still exists

Btw appearantly kiss is a verbal abuse

[stoic creek]

And apparently you don't stfu

[cyan trout]

Gotta be careful with unwanted advances

[native mantle]

Kiss

[cyan trout]

@stoic creek discord has this fancy feature that allows you to pick and choose who shows up on your feed

I give it a 12/10

[hexed mango]

i give it 9.99999999 donuts / 15 morbius

[fiery dawn]

This explosive multikills mission is really annoying

[hexed mango]

get in a tank

ez

[fiery dawn]

I've got 2/3 but I spent the entire last two matches and just got cucked every time

Couldn't get in any vehicles and my Mackay+C5 tactics kept failing

We'll get it this time though I've got a Wildcat

[lone wren]

Wildcat fun

[native mantle]

Did you know portal was showcased long before launch with gameplay during EA play

😅

[hexed mango]

thats crazy, did you know that i never fucking asked or cared

[lone wren]

I love making tomato paste with the AA cannon

[native mantle]

Really than you must be a cool person?!

[cyan trout]

Crushed tomatoes have better consistency

[lone wren]

Using the AA cannon on wildcat

[hexed mango]

you must look in the mirror and wish your mom had an abortion

[lone wren]

Relax

[fiery dawn]

never mind lmfao the stealth heli blew me up immediately

[native mantle]

All these people bringing moms in to a conversation,they all must be very mature and intelligent imo

[stoic creek]

@fiery dawn wait

[hexed mango]

L + bozo + lol

[stoic creek]

Who killed yoy

[fiery dawn]

I wasn't paying attention

[cyan trout]

I think what infinity is getting at without saying it is rule 10

For everybody

[lone wren]

Well anyway I shall tell the story that I ruined infantry on amiens with a tank that is considered terrible

[fiery dawn]

BRO

I got in a stealth heli and my TEAMMATE RAMMED ME WITH A CONDOR

[native mantle]

Rules for people who can't read is a paradox

😅

[lone wren]

We are moving on from that

[hexed mango]

rule 34 you mean

[cyan trout]

Has it changed? I chose not to read them

[hexed mango]

bruh

[fiery dawn]

got it

C5'd a tank and got 5 kills lmao

[hexed mango]

gg

[cyan trout]

👍

[lone wren]

C5 drone will be missed

[hexed mango]

its still ingame

just slow

[lone wren]

I meant pre nerf of it

[hexed mango]

yeah true but i like that they balanced it to be usable but not op

[stray bay]

lmao
how do i keep randomly getting 1 hp repaired to team vehicles for the weekly

when i dont use repairs at all

[bitter skiff]

I need a break from exodus conquest... where should I go?

[stray bay]

to bed

[hexed mango]

exposure bt

[stray bay]

oh

[hexed mango]

to my bed specifically

[stray bay]

lmao

[hexed mango]

although i do have to go to bed soon, im leaving at 10:30am to go to six flags

so in 11 hours

[cyan trout]

They still got the 'Medusa'?

[bronze steeple]

[hexed mango]

no clue

i havent been in ages

[stray bay]

also depends on what six flags

[hexed mango]

i didnt get to go with my middle school promotion because i got suspended for a fight that i got beat up in and didnt even start
👍 my mom took me to the city (SF) instead and it was so fun

[fiery dawn]

How long till you need to go to bed

[hexed mango]

yes

[fiery dawn]

[bronze steeple]

You beat the shit out of him morb?

[unkempt tartan]

ayoo

wassup gang

just got home from top golf about to run it up

brrrt

[hexed mango]

defended myself the best i could
although after that i signed up for karate

[bronze steeple]

Oke good to defend yourself dont let yourself got beaten up. You should go on boxing instead

[hexed mango]

well my karate class does everything

mma, krav, karate, jitsu, etc

self defense

[fiery dawn]

ooooh im like 4 bp points away from the Casper skin finally

[hexed mango]

nice

[fiery dawn]

You got time before bed or nah

[hexed mango]

currently playing bf1

[fiery dawn]

ok no worries

[hexed mango]

after this frontlines match im gonna head off tho

[fiery dawn]

sounds good

[hexed mango]

ive been unable to sleep before 4am recently and i need all the time i can to get rest

[fiery dawn]

yeah good luck falling asleep

I know how that usually goes

[bronze steeple]

Krav is next level too

[hexed mango]

i just got trampled by a horse

[cyan trout]

Vallejo one is hood

[hexed mango]

plot twist, it was your mom

[bitter skiff]

TY

[hexed mango]

is it fun

[bitter skiff]

LMAO

Yo Morbius.... Are you also in game while ricking it in here?

[fiery dawn]

he usually does that

[bitter skiff]

"rocking"

Its amazing

[hexed mango]

im in bf1 rn

[fiery dawn]

24,500 xp per bp point now lol

[hexed mango]

30k

[fiery dawn]

yeah but you're done

[unkempt tartan]

holy cow

[hexed mango]

yeah but i want the badge

[fiery dawn]

Guess what

[bitter skiff]

what?

[hexed mango]

not bf2042 but bruh

[fiery dawn]

@hexed mango

[hexed mango]

NICENICENICENICENICE

[lone wren]

Gvt interesting gun

[bitter skiff]

Jesus

[tame cobalt]

Damn the renewal graphics overhaul is looking like a huge improvement

[hexed mango]

i already T1'd gvt

[hexed mango]

yes, but that horse tho

[fiery dawn]

I just started on it last night

[bitter skiff]

Ever fry macaroni?

[fiery dawn]

Reminds me of the Winfield from Hunt Showdown

[tame cobalt]

You got cavalry'd

[hexed mango]

yep

[hexed mango]

uh

[bitter skiff]

LMAO

[tame cobalt]

Cheers love, the cavalry's here gets murdered by 300 kg beast trampling you

[hexed mango]

SMELLS LIKE YOU FARTED

[hexed mango]

tracer this d

[tame cobalt]

[bitter skiff]

brrrrrrrt

[hexed mango]

we lost.

[bitter skiff]

faaaaacccckkkk

[hexed mango]

now time for bed

[bitter skiff]

g'nite

[next onyx]

I can't wait until the VSS gets nerfed.

[bitter skiff]

Im sailing off into 'my wife knows Im a crazy person' territory

[bitter skiff]

VSS?

[hidden sand]

I am super lucky that nobody uses it on Last gen lol.

It's so annoying otherwise.

[plucky pebble]

holy shit i forgotten how nice the game looked

[upbeat sand]

Bsv-m dmr

[fiery dawn]

Can't wait for the BSV nerfs

oh I didn't even see that Way just said the same thing lmao

I just died to it like 4 times in a row

[upbeat sand]

Battlefield twitter:
Bro specialists look like shit make em better
Dice after making em better: bro why did you spend time working on reworks instead of actual issues they are so out of touch

[fiery dawn]

xD true

[upbeat sand]

You ask for stuff

They give

You get angry for getting stuff

[fiery dawn]

I just realized your pfp is Titanfall

nice

[upbeat sand]

Same thing with the scoreboard and voip

People cried for it

And now people say it's useless

[tame cobalt]

We calling the bsvm 3 different names to be extra confusing

[fiery dawn]

yes

[upbeat sand]

Call it the BS

[tame cobalt]

Bsv-m
As val
Vss

[fiery dawn]

It's because it's based off of 2 different weapons combined

[next onyx]

The BSV-M. The only reason why it's called that is because of copyright I'd assume plus the fact that it can switch between two types.

I just call it the VSS because it's a cool name.

The VSS is based off the same platform the AS VAL is in.

[tame cobalt]

Is vss and as val the same thing

[upbeat sand]

I think it's cause it's set in the near future so it's just called something new cause it's a new version of the gun

[tame cobalt]

Would you call an as val a vss

[next onyx]

I literally just said in the last part the fact that it can switch between two different types of ammo.

[upbeat sand]

Nerf high power

[next onyx]

Last I heard, This is impossible usually because the receiver is only set to use one kind of ammo.

[upbeat sand]

On bsvm

[tame cobalt]

Welcome to the future baybeee

[next onyx]

This makes a lot of sense because the SFAR has the same M in it.

M standing for modular I'd assume.

[tame cobalt]

The only tech innovation we'll have in 2042, switching ammo type

[upbeat sand]

Return of the drivable couch when

[next onyx]

Oh yeah the American dream.

[foggy halo]

🤔

[next onyx]

That's a fun easter egg.

[upbeat sand]

Give me

[tame cobalt]

Well, and robo dogs on the battlefield

[next onyx]

The funniest part is that it can't be spotted.

It doesn't show up on the map.

[upbeat sand]

Suck on that Boston dynamics

[foggy halo]

From a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like the game?

[buoyant trail]

7 atm

[tame cobalt]

Boston dynamics probably made ranger

[upbeat sand]

7-8

[tame cobalt]

Boston dynamics funding comes from military afaik

[upbeat sand]

Boston dognamyc

[tame cobalt]

[upbeat sand]

Also they are working on dam robots that can move like people so we gonna have spectres

[next onyx]

Wheeeeeee.

[lone wren]

wha

[upbeat sand]

They should never patch the ladder

Glitch

[lone wren]

the most op ladder

[tame cobalt]

Correct
Robot specialist when

[buoyant trail]

You've become too powerful way

You need to be stopped

[next onyx]

Is it sad I can hit a 75 bomb with the SCAR against some struggling VSS abusers who can barely hit 30-40 kills?

[fiery dawn]

Yes

[buoyant trail]

I don't even die to vss abusers

I die to the m5 users the most

[next onyx]

I just get headshot bodyshotted all the time by them.

As annoying as the m5 is. I kinda don't mind it.

[buoyant trail]

Or I get ambushed by McKay users because I forget the grapple hook allows sudden vertical mobility

And I don't notice them NYOOOMING around the lip of a building

[next onyx]

I wish the CLANG sound was a bit more audible.

[buoyant trail]

Yeah especially with all the other sounds

[next onyx]

I get so many dirty flanks with it.

That plus I wish Mackay's nimble perk, The faster weapon ADS speed was a weapon perk and instead worked with Mackay's gadget with faster mantling.

Thank fuck it doesn't give faster sprint out times.

After some practice, You can't go without Mackay's grappling hook cause it's that versatile.

[wide crypt]

Something I'm genuinely glad about, just from a new player perspective is that the first weapons you get are all pretty usable. The m5, the dm7, the pbx etc are all pretty good

[buoyant trail]

those flanks aughhhhhhhhh

[next onyx]

Yeah the PBX is actually pretty good.

I wish the m5 were a bit better because alone it's a bit shit.

[buoyant trail]

Bizon is still poggers in close quarters

[next onyx]

It's as good as a SCAR up close in which case you might as well use the SCAR.

Yeah the pp29 is good at least.

[buoyant trail]

I use the scar or the burst fire rifle

[next onyx]

It's nowhere near as oppressive as it were.

[buoyant trail]

If I'm running assault

[next onyx]

I'm a SCAR main through and through.

Think I already hit 14K on it.

[wide crypt]

I like that I can convert the m5 from a short range rifle with the grenade launcher to an 8x scope, bipod, long barrel and snipe with it

[buoyant trail]

Idk on exposure inside the tunnel area I made it feel pretty oppressive for some of the enemy team lmao

[next onyx]

I've got a small Irish clip just anchoring so hard with the SCAR.

Irish is fucking indispensable for a push since he can make cover out of nowhere.

[wide crypt]

Then again, I'm weird

[buoyant trail]

I use the new operative and direct impact people with her wire rocket

[next onyx]

To be fair what ever works for you.

She's fine to play I just wish it were a SRAW not a TV missile.

[buoyant trail]

I love ruining snipers with it

[wide crypt]

I have the best initial SWS setup

[next onyx]

Than again, If it were a SRAW it would be non functional.

Because of how badly tow missiles are treated.

[buoyant trail]

Yea

[foggy halo]

You bought the game even with all the negativity, you had faith.

[next onyx]

I got some good kills with the TOW in a tank but it's a whatever.

[upbeat sand]

Sentinal

[placid echo]

I was able to make one of Sundance's outfits (or try to) in Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Can't get a hat with the hood in the game.

[next onyx]

Oya flask, When you can.

Put close combat rounds on the PBX.

[placid echo]

Oh I love that

[wide crypt]

I had it and genuinely had fun from day 1

[placid echo]

Typically Battlefield has the starting weapons as really good ones, sometimes the best ones.

Like BFV, a lot of 'sweats' use the Sturmgewehr 1-5

And of course with BF1, the Cei-Rigotti, the MP18 Trench, etc.

[foggy halo]

the Cei-Rigotti is trash

[next onyx]

Fg42 main here.

With the BAR and BREN as runner ups.

[wide crypt]

ayyyyy

STG second choice

[upbeat sand]

Put it in auto mode

[next onyx]

I grew up with the fg42 as my favourite gun.

So the instant it was in a game you bet your ass I'd main it.

[foggy halo]

🤔😐

[next onyx]

50K with it and I'm satisfied.

[upbeat sand]

Full auto semi auto Bo brr

[next onyx]

I loved the selbstlader 1916.

That little mettallic ring at the end of each shot.

[upbeat sand]

Mondragon is my medic main gun

[tame cobalt]

Chauchat supremacy

[buoyant trail]

Breakpoint more like тупой идиот Bodark

[next onyx]

The Farquhar hill was pretty fun too.

20 rounds easy mode.

[tame cobalt]

Farquad hill

[next onyx]

Pew pew pew.

Lord Farquad hill.

[upbeat sand]

It's a sacrifice I am willing to make

[next onyx]

AK do be running behind huh.

[tame cobalt]

Bussin

[tame cobalt]

Why they do dat to ak

Ah i know why... Cuz it was op at one point

Now it's getting the overnerfed treatment

[placid echo]

I've been doing okay with it (don't mind the desynced audio)
https://streamable.com/ikctvz
https://streamable.com/wu59vq

I could fix it but it's 3:30 AM here, soz ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[next onyx]

Wasn't really. I should of shared all the stats cause it isn't too bad. It just lags behind by a little bit.

[tame cobalt]

[bitter skiff]

6 what now?

[next onyx]

Mh?

[tame cobalt]

It's time to go to work

[hollow raven]

TUKTUK OP

[tame cobalt]

Is 2042 ttk faster than bf4?

It seems really fast

[hidden sand]

My fav semi-auto in BF1

Selbstlader m1907 close second

[next onyx]

I love the selbstlader 1916 cause it's a fun ranged rifle with a cool firing sound.

Next time you play bf1, use it and you'll know what I mean.

[hidden sand]

Or 1916, whichever year lol

[next onyx]

1906 is a rifle luger and the 1916 is the one with the mag.

[hidden sand]

Remember that one assignment that needed you to get 200 or 300 kills with the 1906?

So you coukd unlock the medic sniper

Pure pain that one was

[next onyx]

I abused the Martini Henry on hardcore for the sniper variant.

[slate needle]

this 60 kills with vehicles mission 😴

most boring form of gameplay no cappers

[next onyx]

I was dreading it until i got into my wildcat with a passenger using the 60mm flak pod.

Got all my missions done regarding vehicles within two games.

[upbeat sand]

What would happen is they put the stg into 2042 aow

[still vault]

Lis' rocket is most likely a vehicle if you want to spice it up 🙂

[fiery dawn]

The STG is so old though

[next onyx]

It's still used in the middle east today.

But yeah same with the Madsen they're both more leftover arms.

Also using Lis' rocket for that assignment is still shit.

[fiery dawn]

Yeah I can't see well-equipped operators in the year 2042 going into battle with an STG44 lol

[still vault]

Just trying to help
I didn't make the assignment afterall

[upbeat sand]

Don't worry they destroyed it vanguard style

[next onyx]

I can see it making some sense with everything being the way they are.

Since they're using a revision of the AS VAL platform.

[fiery dawn]

Ok but the AS VAL was adopted in 1996

The STG 44 was back in 1943

[still vault]

Looks nice, ngl https://twitter.com/SQUiD_1337/status/1550172503343087621?s=20&t=1jDVbjJa0RqhGgfOixnjMg

SQUID-G (@SQUiD_1337)

I did a thing, Curiosity got the better of me 🤣#Battlefield2042

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Twitter · Jul 21, 2022, 5:35 PM

[fallen pendant]

Having brain aneurysm playing BF2042

[tame cobalt]

Does 2042 have any animals

The robot birds don't count

[fiery dawn]

oh no why hast thou done this

[hexed mango]

penguins 🐧
and some frogs i think somewhere

also yes i have once again failed to sleep

[tame cobalt]

Penguins are also robots. Birds aren't real

[hexed mango]

birds from fallout 4?

[still vault]

Manifest has rats

[hexed mango]

so does renewal

[tame cobalt]

Dishonored reference

[hexed mango]

they go through walls tho

[tame cobalt]

[hexed mango]

rats

🐀

i have to wake up in 6 hours

[tame cobalt]

They should add uhhhhhh cows

That you can ride

Or use as cover

[hexed mango]

Mooooooooooo

🐮 🐄

[lone wren]

floods in orbital???

[hexed mango]

like doja cat?

[hexed mango]

yea

[tame cobalt]

No

[hexed mango]

pretty cool

[hexed mango]

Yes.

[tame cobalt]

What

[hexed mango]

there is a flood event in orbital

[fiery dawn]

L

I mean uh

rip man that sucks

[tame cobalt]

Since when

[hexed mango]

when the tornado hits the shore

since 1.1 i think

[tame cobalt]

[hexed mango]

i sent a yt video earlier

[tame cobalt]

So never

[hexed mango]

i’m too lazy to find it again

[still vault]

PETA will go nuts

[hexed mango]

anyways gn ❤️

[still vault]

gn

[tame cobalt]

They should change irish so his new ability is to call in a cow

And the cow can be used as cover and it will eat grenades

[royal trail]

i still want to be able to stuff the penguins with nades or c4 and then be able to sneak them over to enemies and blow em up

[slim junco]

Who ever gave a damn about PETA

[upbeat sand]

What's gonna happen to the future weapons without Oskar to work on them

[royal trail]

its all roblox from now on

[upbeat sand]

Better than arsenal

[next onyx]

Oh yeah.

[tame cobalt]

Wut

[next onyx]

On COD 1 and 2 there were tonnes of dead cows you could use for cover.

And in the credits they'd joke that No cows were harmed in the making of the game.

[tame cobalt]

lel

[upbeat sand]

oskar wetterbrant

[surreal crystal]

Wats on today’s friday night battlefield

[royal trail]

oh yeah its friday today, almost forgot. fnb , nice

[surreal crystal]

Yesss

[royal trail]

do the ea staff get payed overtime for playing in fnb or are they just nice people who love to play battlefield that much?

i think they should get paid

[fiery dawn]

I hope Boris gets a slight buff in the future

It's sad how useless he is

tbh he shouldn't even be in the game in the first place... but it sucks to have a specialist there that people are going to like as a character and then he's completely useless

maybe he needs a complete rework

[still vault]

Glad I T1'ed Boris before the nerf

[full burrow]

@tame cobalt pretty sure every map has useless birds flying flying around

[still vault]

Also, finally finished this week, the last couple of missions took a little while. Multikills doesn't happen THAT often when everyone is trying to get them.

[full burrow]

also bird like bags

[tame cobalt]

Let him place manned stationary guns

[fiery dawn]

Oh I bet. My buddy has played nothing but Boris since he T1'd Angel and we both started playing when the game came out. Took a long break but he's only just now getting close to T1. It's taking him FOREVER lol

[fiery dawn]

That would be cool

Then it could track the damage it deals from anyone using it

[tame cobalt]

Or stationary AA guns

[fiery dawn]

Or both

[tame cobalt]

Yes

[fiery dawn]

He could switch between them like Sundance nades

That would be sick

[tame cobalt]

Yes

[fiery dawn]

Would fix the problem of having no stationary gun sites

[tame cobalt]

But then there'd be too many probably

Let him build guns at spots the devs have defined

[fiery dawn]

True

That could be added to his kit alongside the sentry gun maybe

[tame cobalt]

[full burrow]

I you know when Liz came out, you could use rocket launchers too then it got nerfed

well that felt like a fuck you we cxant be asked nerf

I didnt even play her but it just seems like such a cheap nerf

[tame cobalt]

And for his perk, the stationary guns overheat slower when he's using it

Idk

[full burrow]

like they did with Boris Turrets, lets balance? No, lets nerf in every possible criteria, yes

[tame cobalt]

And he deals more damage to enemy stationary guns

To destroy them so they have to be rebuilt

Idk mans

[full burrow]

oh, I didnt know Makay moved faster while aiming

need to try that out out

[tame cobalt]

He is the king of a/d spam

Honestly really strong perk

He's more likely to win firefights

[full burrow]

also every time I go to play someone who isnt Paik, I forget I am not Paik and try to use her ability and use the "wrong one" and die lol

[upbeat sand]

shitty bloodhound

[tame cobalt]

Paik main?

[full burrow]

yeah I already have the handle on my ak that gives better recoil while moving

I guess so lol

[tame cobalt]

Do u abuse smoke+paik?

[full burrow]

no

[tame cobalt]

Why not

[full burrow]

I have thought it about it as a tactic and I have for rush

[tame cobalt]

U can see and shoot enemies who can't see you

[upbeat sand]

paik<rao