battlefield-2042

[prisma anvil]

me and a buddy developed a tbag morse code as a meme cuz of lack of vc

[sage ingot]

Dont be that asshole that plays battlefield with music in the background, because you miss a bunch

[prisma anvil]

voice over IP

[spark radish]

ahhh check okay thx

i would like a voice chat actually

[prisma anvil]

ey ey ey, i love those guys

[sage ingot]

Also, I feel like voichat would somewhat break the... distance the game creates

[spark radish]

and thats a bad thing?

[next onyx]

Subconsciously I care for squad mates who actively run with me into objectives more than someone who is sitting and not caring.

[elder patrol]

My nose itchy

[spark radish]

then scratch it duh

[sage ingot]

For example, you get no killfeed if you are not X meters close to the action, you get no way to magically know everything as it happened before, voice would just ruin that because you would just... be able to know what is happening in the other side of the map for no reason

[prisma anvil]

youre a pie, you dont have a nose stupid

[elder patrol]

I have no arms

[elder patrol]

You have a point

[lyric sleet]

hey pie, are you refrigerated?

[prisma anvil]

the thrilling sequel to " i have no mouth and i must scream"......."i have no arms and i must itch"

[elder patrol]

Nope just perfectly preserved

[spark radish]

I think that would be a good thing, this way you sometimes miss all the action

[sage ingot]

Same, even non squadmates, I try to stay close and protect those that come with me to an objective, or that help me do things, not gonna lie, I have teabaged a few squadmates because they can literally see that I am down next to them and how much time left I have, and me pinging where the enemy is, and they either leave or just fucking die like dumbfucks

[sage ingot]

Isnt that how life is? Without any ill intention, there is a war going on right now, and do you have info on what is going there minute by minute? Do you even know what is happening in another state in your country? we miss thngs in life by not being there at the right time

[prisma anvil]

i personally have had a great experience with vc, probably cuz i'm on console....but still....it makes the game, more social.....you feel less isolated....like youre in a silent squad....and you start talking, then one guy plugs in his mic, then another.....its a great feeling

[spark radish]

yess but there are a lot of thing in real life I dont want in video games and the other way around

[sage ingot]

The game creates this feeling of a huge map and a constant battle, from experience I tell you that at places like that you barely know what the hell is happening in your own spot, it really recreates how that chaos feels, always active non proximity vc would just kill that immersion

[spark radish]

thats a good point actually

[spark radish]

what does you being on console have anything to do with that? you get hate for that?

[prisma anvil]

proximity chat would just be a clusterfuck imo.....bf isnt as casual or as serious to use proximity vc well

[sage ingot]

When you are doing an A holding in hourglass, that shit is just chaos, bullets, tanks, explosions, people yelling, makes you feel the fun and tension of the moment, now imagine that watered down by a dude on a mic that is playing... i dunno, deathgrips on the background, another dude yelling racial slurs and a dude with his fan on all the time

From 10, you get a 1 at best

[spark radish]

that sound amazing I would love that lol but no you have a point

[prisma anvil]

nah, we dont have shit like discord, so everytime you wanna talk to someone, you gotta add them to a party, hope that they have requests from non-friends enabled, hope that they join, hope they have a mic...its just too cumbersome.....ingame vc on the otherhand is just plug and play

[spark radish]

ohhh like that yeah i get that

[prisma anvil]

its one of the reasons i dont want it to ever go away, as useful as apps like discord and shit like parties are, nothing beats just plugging your headphones in, and bam, you can talk to people

[spark radish]

is it playable on console? i cant handle shooters on console hahaha I'd throw the controller at the tv

[prisma anvil]

mixed bag

aim assst is fecked on next gen, input delay on last gen, many regions are forced to play with pc guys....

[sage ingot]

2042 on console is hit or miss, either perfect bugless experience or you get a breakdown and want to go back in time and kill your past self for daring to start the game yet another time

[spark radish]

haha okay okay lol

[prisma anvil]

as a semi-competent controller player, the indirect forced crossplay ruins it for me

[sage ingot]

I am gonna say something as someone that has crossplay on
console bros cant drive for shit

[spark radish]

😂

[prisma anvil]

plus it has the chances of opening up the console environemnts to hackers (hasnt happened with 2042 yet but its an inevitability)

[prisma anvil]

oh we cant do a lot more than drive

plus, the vehicles are often floaty as fuck....so, i'll blame that and not my shitty driving skills

[sage ingot]

I was a good heli pilot on console, and I keep getting shitfaced on pc, I am like "decent" at best

[spark radish]

I avoid to drive or fly haha

if you dont try you dont fail

[sage ingot]

PC heli pilots do tricks and shit, the fly backwards, capture, do runs like 5cm above the ground, but i sucked with the tank in console, and now the tank is my strong suit, and mainly being a gunner

Good pc gunners are hard to find sometimes

[spark radish]

or fly through that tunnel in orbital that is impressive af

[sage ingot]

Like, I feel confident enough that I can git the enemies as long as you dong give me an awful thing like the TOW or the grenade cluster

[prisma anvil]

i never played vehicles much cuz the spawn-die-spawn loop can be really lengthy at times, not to mention i'm hyper aggressive and vehicles have to be a bit more passive,.....i was gonna get into tanks in 2042 but well, we know how that plan worked out

[sage ingot]

Try the... uhhh... the bolte, that is meant to be played aggresive af, quick in, quick out, can even take out tanks with the 4 mines it can lay, and window is reinforced so the people shooting at you needs good aim or AP bullets

[prisma anvil]

from what i've heard the 360 degree control and easy slowdown abilities of a joystick helps with flying but i cant confirm that....i think thats balanced with slower turning speeds

[pastel forge]

would battlefield 2042 be worth $30

[sage ingot]

Asking the wrong dude, I got premium on preorded

[pastel forge]

What would be your personal value of the game

[prisma anvil]

nah...too strong for me, i'd feel dirty after like 4 rounds

[prisma anvil]

yeah somewhere around that, 25-30$ USD

[sage ingot]

So far, all my money worth

[spark radish]

It came free with my pc

[outer field]

I can’t see battlefield 2042 on epic games launcher, anyone know a fix?

[sage ingot]

Is not a bug, is a favor

[outer field]

😆

[prisma anvil]

ah, you see, there's your problem right there, you got it on epic

[sage ingot]

But now fr, try restarting epic, or deleting its temp files

[prisma anvil]

you've made your bed, now lie in it

[outer field]

Had it since November this is the first problem with starting it

[brisk heron]

Everytime my friends and I try to play breakthrough it's going to conquest. I think the game is broken af.

[sage ingot]

Bolte is OP if you play it right, but it can blow in one single hit, and dont forget you can die if someone shoots at the window

[prisma anvil]

oh i know the cheese tactic, park it on a hill, that looks down to infantry rich areas, turn around, show your ass to them, switch to gunner seat and farm a while, move to a different location, rinse and repeat

oh, and genreally be a zoomy boi

[sage ingot]

There are tactics far more op than that, like laying mines on roads, you get easy multi kills

[prisma anvil]

the rocket pod things are pretty good from what i've heard as well right?

[sage ingot]

And circling, the bolte can circle most vehicles without risk of being shot

As it turns around faster than the tank cannon, and the ebcaa is just too slow

[prisma anvil]

thats what i dont like, i know you cant have all of em, but couldnt you just have modelled a few more vehicles and assigned certain combos of all those abilites to each of em?...

[spark radish]

how do you switch seats? I never figured that out haha

[prisma anvil]

like, why the hell can a bolte use smoke

[spark radish]

it can? wow so much I dont know

[sage ingot]

Most real life vehicles can

[prisma anvil]

huh....did not know that

[prisma anvil]

i think its hold square on ps

[sage ingot]

Military ones at least, and most of the time is the ugly disruptive smoke to pull out in an emergency, same as with the beep you hear when targeted, it exists in real life

[spark radish]

and pc?😅

[sage ingot]

f1 to 6

[prisma anvil]

the targetting one i know, did not know about smoke

you learn something new everyday i guess

[spark radish]

oh I learned so much today lol

how to get boys and girls drooling over me was by far the most usefull

[sage ingot]

Seeing the bolte throw smoke like the tank does, that is highly sus, but throwing it when you use the mines, that is possible, there are certain real life police interceptors that do something similar when deploying mobile roadspikes

[arctic grove]

on PS it’s X

[prisma anvil]

ahhh..that could be it...i'm not a vehicle guy....

[sage ingot]

Dont forget yo get your roles, so people knows what your questiosn are targeted towards

[spark radish]

my roles?

[prisma anvil]

like i know the military likes to reuse a refit a lot of shit and just give the same vehicle with different bells and whistles different designations, but it just gives players the e impression that the bolte can do everything....even though it cant have all of those things at once i think

[sage ingot]

Most vehicles in the game can, and I think that should be addressed, so far we only have 4 land vehicles, 1 helicopter and 1 attack chopper, and the jet, while in bf4 we had 2 different jets per team, 3 helis, two attack choppers and a bunch of ground stuff

The reduction in quantity made, for example the EBCAA be another jack of all trades, we should have an anti tank vehicle and an AA vehicle, but instead we have that thing that can just do both

[spark radish]

you know that from the top of your head? thats really impressive

[prisma anvil]

ah, its probably cuz the bolte's the worst offender of all of them that its the one most people talk about.....i fall into that category too it seems

[arctic grove]

Then again the planes in game are multi role, AGMs can nearly kill every vehicle, I don’t think there’s a need for any attack aircraft (and that’s a planes performance against ground targets without the 30mm), just thought I’d add that

[prisma anvil]

it aint really that hard, after you use a certain aspect for an insane amount of hours a lot of shit gets ingrained into your head

[sage ingot]

You think the bolte is bad? youwerent here on prelaunch week and launch month, the fucking hovercraft was the weapon of choice, it was and still is too damn op, it could even climb straight vertical walls, and it had no opening like the bolte window, we just switched to the bolte because a tank cant oneshot a bolte like it can oneshot a hover

[spark radish]

fair enough all I know is when I see a vehicle I run but its pointless cause I'm already dead at that point

[prisma anvil]

i was here since launch, i know the woes of the hovercraft brother

[arctic grove]

The hovercraft wasn’t really OP though, doesn’t it have less HP than Bolte?

[sage ingot]

Know their blindspots, for example, the tank shell, even tho explosive, is addressed in the game as a grenade, so behind indestructible cover, like the sand in hourglass, it cannot kill you

[prisma anvil]

keep smoke grenades on you a lot in 2042, theyre a literal lifesaver in

[sage ingot]

I consider going up on horizontal walls quite op

[spark radish]

thanks! you guys give the best tips

[prisma anvil]

it was 3 rockets to kill at launch right?

[old echo]

anyone chose breakthrough and join a conquest?

[prisma anvil]

the hovercraft

[sage ingot]

Yes

[arctic grove]

They did it slowly, the Bolte on skyscrapers is more OP since that has the 30mm which can snipe teams across the map, I think the hover only has the minigun and grenade launcher

Hovers going up skyscrapers wasn’t exactly practical but it was funny

[prisma anvil]

yep, the thing about the hovercraft was the fast firing accurate mg, fast as fuck nature, tanky as hell, and could run over unsuspecting players in droves, expecially cuz the audio's kinda low

[sage ingot]

Tecnically no, the bolte has less hp, but has more armor so it can hold the fire of anything under the 50mm turret of the tank (and other boltes), while a simple minigun would destroy your hovercraft

[sage ingot]

I died eniugh times in hourglass capturing the roofs to a hover that just came from behind to stop finding it funny

[arctic grove]

Oh ok I remember now, sky scraper climbing hovercraft did do that a lot

[sage ingot]

The thuing I found hella funny was dozer shield at launch, which got deactivated because the mf could deflect tank shells

[prisma anvil]

the running over part was especially annoying cuz apparently it was built like a drift-racecar by the army

[thorn helm]

[spark radish]

you're amazing, damn you really know all that? all i am good for is... well apparently nothing much cause I play sundance lol

[arctic grove]

Sundance is a pain in the behind but that doesn’t make you worth nothing for playing them

[spark radish]

haha ask the others

[arctic grove]

Every specialist can be incredibly annoying actually if you really know how to apply them

[sage ingot]

Except she is annoying and that's it, she doesnt really has any perks to contibute to capture or holding

[thorn helm]

B-52 lower rear mini 30mm cannon i forget what they're called c-wis or whatever radar too

[sage ingot]

Boris has turrets, irish has shield, paik marks automatically, angel gives armor and revives, falck revives and heals at a distance, even dozer can be a big one to hold because he takes less damage from explosions and the shield is basically indestructible, but sundance and mckay can only yeet themselves out of danger, little use to team play

[arctic grove]

CIWS is on navy ships but I know what you’re talking about

[sage ingot]

And mckay is the worst, because is not like he can get to unique spots that are worth much, because most good sniping places can be accesed normally or by rope

[prisma anvil]

again, its cuz theyre geared to be able to kill better...you cant give them better weapons or gadgets, so you jack up their movement capabilities

i guess the only squadplay element they can do better is spawn beacon placement at times

[sage ingot]

Like, for BT

Sundance is gold, being able to die infinitely, she can drain you down if she is on defense, and on offense she can solo a place easilly, but on CQ.... fuck no

[prisma anvil]

either way, its 6:30 in the morning, i gotta go make breakfast, see ya lads...ya'll behave now you hear me?

[spark radish]

why not on CQ?

[spark radish]

6:30? how early do you wake up??

[prisma anvil]

i never slept

[spark radish]

its 2 am where I am

[spark radish]

you crazy😂

[arctic grove]

Sleep or you’ll hallucinate monsters

[prisma anvil]

i'm gonna have breakfast and then go to bed....so in a way, breakfast is actually dinner for me

[sage ingot]

Worse than monsters, you will hear ANGEL DOES IT AGAIN over and over

[prisma anvil]

that one doesnt go away even if i sleep

[spark radish]

thats not a great thought 😵‍💫

[prisma anvil]

"yaaaaahhhh, angel does it again"

[spark radish]

oh shut is pls😭

[prisma anvil]

we can never escape angel

the genie has been released and can never be put back into its bottle

[spark radish]

well did you atleast get 3 wishes out of it?

[hard plume]

Why would we escape such an icon?

[sage ingot]

No, we only got 3 cringe voicelines

[thorn helm]

could you implement hover jets similar like F-35 but on a smaller scale for new AH-64Z propellerless

[spark radish]

don't be sad, thats just how it works out sometimes

😇

[sage ingot]

Also, one thing I have been wondered, is the Condor issue ever gonna be addressed?

[spark radish]

what issue is that?

[thorn helm]

the gunner operates M1Z1 Drone tank

[sage ingot]

Because I find it really op that the condor can just fly both in VTOL and jet mode, the m1z1 and on the meantime, the russian have the nromal attack helicopter, but bigger

[prisma anvil]

i wanted a new bf game- i got 2042
i wanted to fell like i was in a battlefield - he put in me in the warzone that is the bf community
i asked for a gf as the last wish.......and to be honest, i'm really worried as to how that wish is gonna come true

[spark radish]

🤣

I can be your girlfriend if you want to, I do charge

[thorn helm]

it uses solid tires like high-lows plus M1128 Stryker 105 with oozing glow in the dark matte camo

HOG gonna spit?

[prisma anvil]

[spark radish]

😂 😇

[arctic grove]

[spark radish]

just like that your worst nightmare comes true

[prisma anvil]

Nothing to see here, move along

[arctic grove]

[thorn helm]

Russia’s Tank Drone Performed Poorly in Syria
The Uran-9 lost contact with its controllers, maneuvered badly on broken terrain.

[prisma anvil]

One sec. Let me check... Yep... Just as I thought.... I got a sum total of zero money..... Yes.... Truly amazing

[spark radish]

😂

but first how tall are you?

[prisma anvil]

Ah I'm a solid 5'1" with 1" heels..

[arctic grove]

Whyyyyyy
I have to configure everything again

[spark radish]

nice! I like tiny dudes

[prisma anvil]

Nah I'm like 6 foot i think

Welp, sorry to disappoint lmao

[spark radish]

hahahaha this convo is killing me lol

[spark radish]

damnnn son thats quite tall

I'm 175 cm idk how many foot that is

[sage ingot]

A 5'0 is no longer a man, is an oompa loompa that escaped willy wonka factory

[prisma anvil]

Odd considering I'm taller than both my dad and mum

[spark radish]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[prisma anvil]

I mean I guess they can pick up stuff I drop for me....

[arctic grove]

¿Someone summoned me?

[prisma anvil]

Nein

Go back to messing around with that monkey and rug.... Go shooo

[spark radish]

ja bitte this guy is in search of a girlfriend

[prisma anvil]

Nein

[arctic grove]

¿What is a Girlfriend?

[spark radish]

yeah I think I might be too young for ya

[prisma anvil]

Paid dlc @arctic grove

[prisma anvil]

Hell, you might not even be a girl at all, this is the internet after all, and the golden rule of the internet is that, always assume it's a dude

[arctic grove]

DLC? i can't help with something that involves money

[prisma anvil]

What a coincidence, neither can i

[arctic grove]

Don't Be Sad, This is How it Works Out Sometimes

[spark radish]

😂 yeah for all you know i could be your mom spying on you this way

[thorn helm]

I wish alienware or razr made silicon keyboards

[prisma anvil]

🥖 bonk

[arctic grove]

• sad angel noises *

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-what-the-hell-what-the-fuck-huh-what-gif-16553984

i see 2042 chat is just being 2042 chat

[prisma anvil]

Hmm.... If you're my mum, you're awfully good at using your phone stealthily while sitting next to me....good job mum,.... I can't even see a phone.... Have you ever thought about doing magic?

Also, where's my Hogwarts letter then mum?

[spark radish]

😂 damn, you're good

[prisma anvil]

hallo twiggsy

[foggy tundra]

embark

on a journey

[spark radish]

a journey of getting a girlfriend that is

[prisma anvil]

Can't, too poor m8

[foggy tundra]

F

going to work is a journey for me

[spark radish]

your life must be so exciting!

[prisma anvil]

Now I could madagscar it, you know, lock myself in a wooden container and float away in the ocean and see if I reach madagascar

I swear to god if I see a lemur,

[foggy tundra]

lol

[spark radish]

then you will finally have a gf!!

[prisma anvil]

Wait... Hol up.. no

[foggy tundra]

WAIT

stop the bus

no

[prisma anvil]

Yes officer, this comment right here

[spark radish]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-bowing-michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-gif-5632990

[foggy tundra]

embark

[thorn helm]

🦜

[prisma anvil]

Twiggsy, post onlybans

[foggy tundra]

like omg totally sub to my onlybans guys and gals

[prisma anvil]

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/only-bans-gif-23827611

[prisma anvil]

Only of you're over 18 twiggsy

[spark radish]

😂 onlybans?

[foggy tundra]

[spark radish]

score I'm 19

[foggy tundra]

im 25

[prisma anvil]

Hi 25, I'm dad

Fuckin gottem

[foggy tundra]

hi dad im first

[prisma anvil]

Bruhh

[foggy tundra]

gottem

[spark radish]

😂

[prisma anvil]

Now now twiggsy, don't make me pull out the no u card

[foggy tundra]

petty

git gud

[prisma anvil]

And I also have the reverse Uno card

[foggy tundra]

[prisma anvil]

Parry this you filthy casual

[foggy tundra]

fully?

im a sweaty 2042 player

[arctic grove]

This is a better fight than any anime

[spark radish]

yeah where is my popcorn

[arctic grove]

$

[prisma anvil]

I beat sekiro without damaging enemies with the sword

[spark radish]

noooo I dont believe you mate

[foggy tundra]

i beat guild wars 1 fully on hard mode when i was 9 in 2 weeks, theres 3 expansions plus core game

my sweatiest gamer moment

[arctic grove]

Did u shower after beating the game?

[prisma anvil]

Bloodborne bl4 orphan of Kos, in less than 250 deaths

[foggy tundra]

good question

[spark radish]

I can plus one all of yall: I farted so loud this morning the walls were cracking 😇

[prisma anvil]

Why not?... Prosthetics, deflections, sugars,

[arctic grove]

not gonna lie if battlefield games like 4 or 2042 have gmod gunsmith customization like cod has it will became a nightmare

[prisma anvil]

Thanks for that "earth shattering" news there luv

[tranquil turtle]

I don't see a need for having that many attachments

[spark radish]

ofcourse honey😘

[arctic grove]

roblox call of duty's gunsmith look like an abomination to my brain

[prisma anvil]

Oh god... It's farded

[tranquil turtle]

In bf3 there are 3 attachment slots

[prisma anvil]

Bruh what is that pfp

Also, shit... I was supposed to make breakfast, feck...

[tranquil turtle]

Not a million different things for everything from the left rail to the trigger

[cloud pivot]

Halo lego version

[foggy tundra]

ahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[prisma anvil]

God damnit mai and twiggsy, you lot made me lose track

[foggy tundra]

skill issue

[prisma anvil]

Dickhead

[arctic grove]

Thank you for the help in today’s match twiggs

[cloud pivot]

is it paladins?

[spark radish]

no problem luv😇

[prisma anvil]

I genuinely thought that was doom guy

[foggy tundra]

whats ironic is... i never once have played OW or paladins

[arctic grove]

[foggy tundra]

[cloud pivot]

both are great

[spark radish]

paladins is fun!

[arctic grove]

Now I’ll force you to buy it

[spark radish]

my rage couldnt handle it though, I rage quit everytime

[cloud pivot]

i mean its just a copy of eac....

[arctic grove]

[prisma anvil]

[tranquil turtle]

I used to play paladins

Was a Maeve main

[arctic grove]

Twiggs + Overwatch = rage

[prisma anvil]

Huh

[cloud pivot]

it makes me wonder what overwatch would be if we had 128 players and vehicules

[prisma anvil]

Oh no

[cloud pivot]

and big maps obviously

[arctic grove]

Chaos

[prisma anvil]

128 man csgo

[spark radish]

pls no😂

[foggy tundra]

OW cant handle my pogness

[prisma anvil]

Less go boys.... I'm bhopping to mid, you can't stop me

[arctic grove]

Can it

[cloud pivot]

128 players cs go would be funny

[spark radish]

I always got votekicked in csgo cause I suck lol

[prisma anvil]

Hmmm.... 128 man shipment.... Oh god.... Imagine that

[arctic grove]

[prisma anvil]

[arctic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/winston-overwatch-dance-mosho-moxilopoxtli-gif-20222960

[prisma anvil]

I have played a sum total of 5 games, lovely game

[spark radish]

haha for real? yeah its fun, it just sucks if they dont allow you te make mistakes and learn and then call you a dumb ho

[cloud pivot]

Dust II but THICC with specialists and shields

[prisma anvil]

Oddly enough I think I've played more matches of 1.6 than go

[prisma anvil]

Hmmmmmmm..... You might be onto something....

[prisma anvil]

Yeah... Gaming as a female can be hard..... One of my friends, anytime she hears shit like that, she just makes em uncomfortable

128 man mariokart

[arctic grove]

They kick me for trying to kick a hacker once

[spark radish]

yeah well I manage, I love insulting them too so well

[spark radish]

what why?

[arctic grove]

Hacker = Win

[spark radish]

@prisma anvil how's that breakfast coming along honey?

[arctic grove]

Win hacker = Me bored

[prisma anvil]

Lovely, haven't burnt down the house yet... Will keep ya updated

[spark radish]

ahhh fair yeah that sucks

[formal quarry]

Is there a channel to leave feedback here?

[arctic grove]

Yes

[wind otter]

no

[prisma anvil]

Yesnt

[spark radish]

you do that hon'

[formal quarry]

Ah, which one is it?

[prisma anvil]

here's hoping the eggs don't get stuck to the pan

I'll be very sad if it does

[spark radish]

more butter, you'll be fine luv

[arctic grove]

#948574259209437264 you can see diferent channels for the feedback

[prisma anvil]

I can feel my cholesterol rising already, cheers luv

[arctic grove]

I love to be a chilean so i can have 69420 different ways to insult

[formal quarry]

Thank you

[arctic grove]

you're welcome here

[spark radish]

anytime luv

[arctic grove]

I would give a demonstration but I think something like that is not allowed

[prisma anvil]

Wouldnt recommend it, but on the other hand, you'll never know until you try

But just remember, there's no backsies, the rozzers are always watching

[arctic grove]

Ummmmmmm

No thanks, i don't wanna die

[prisma anvil]

A safe choice....

[arctic grove]

they are watching us

[prisma anvil]

[arctic grove]

Every single word

[foggy tundra]

[arctic grove]

I knew it

[prisma anvil]

Twiggsy, the first egg hasn't stuck...

Two more to go

[foggy tundra]

🧠

[spark radish]

thats great honey! I told you you'd be fine luv

[spark radish]

oh dear dont eat too many eggs okay?

[prisma anvil]

Calm it luv, I still have ample chances to cock it all up

[foggy tundra]

wait what

[prisma anvil]

What?

[spark radish]

what what?

[prisma anvil]

Calm... Calm... Mistype

[spark radish]

cock it all up? with the BUTTER?

[prisma anvil]

Cast iron

Plus.. I have real shit luck when it comes to the yolk not popping

[spark radish]

you do bake it on 2 sites right? otherwise we need to have a heavy conversation luv

[prisma anvil]

I'm a bit confused as to what tht means to be fair

[spark radish]

i meant sides honey

[prisma anvil]

The egg right?

[spark radish]

what else?

[prisma anvil]

Just confirming, nah, I just use a lid for like 20 secs with the heat turned off to set the top

I dont flip it

[spark radish]

okay honey I'll talk to you about this later😡

[prisma anvil]

I'm in trouble aren't I?

[spark radish]

yes you are Imma grab you by your ear and teach you a good lesson

[prisma anvil]

Damn..... Half an hour in and we're already having our first fight.... I don't know whether to be happy or concerned

[spark radish]

its not a fight..... just a disagreement

[prisma anvil]

Understandable , one sec, last egg

[arctic grove]

I only got battlefield 9999

Battlefield 9999 got real life realistic graphics

But battlefield 2042 is what I got

And want

[formal quarry]

Why are people discussing cooking here?

[scenic tartan]

Anyone ever seen this problem where rocks are glitching out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ai7VML7Hzg

[spark radish]

just a conversation with my husband

[arctic grove]

COOK FOOD 😋

Pizza or burger chose

[formal quarry]

Oh is this an RP channel

[prisma anvil]

Wait no

Hol up...

Something ain't right

[arctic grove]

Yes

[scenic tartan]

also why do attackers have 5 helis on orbital?

[spark radish]

no luv I'm alway right

[formal quarry]

Air superiority

[arctic grove]

Hackz

[scenic tartan]

breakthrough is such an awful mode

i bet if you had the internal data the attackers win like 30:1

[prisma anvil]

Except for when you're not, then you're still right........

[scenic tartan]

maybe even like 75:1

[formal quarry]

I like the idea, but defenders should have vehicles etc, maybe limited

[spark radish]

yes good I teached you good

[scenic tartan]

Frontlines where you can push back would make a lot more sense

[formal quarry]

that's conquest

[prisma anvil]

5 helis

Lovely.... That's sure to be a great time....

[scenic tartan]

not really, it would always be just one point being attacked and defended

it would focus the gameplay like breakthrough but it would allow both sides to attack and defend

[formal quarry]

ah you mean like forced objectives to move a line further

aka Frontlines fuel of war?

[scenic tartan]

no frontlines in battlefield 1

it had some problems in that game because matches were much too long but it could be adjusted

you basically played breakthrough but you could push the other team back in the progression, and the final point played sort of like rush

[prisma anvil]

ah good ol frontlines

stil remember when the game didnt have a time limit

[iron flame]

isnt that the war mode from cod ww2

[prisma anvil]

idk if it was in ww2

it was in bf1 and bfv

[fallen yarrow]

Frontlines was a fun mode

I also liked the concept of Grand Ops. Implementation in BFV could have been better

I wish DICE had put as much effort into BFV as they did with BF1

[prisma anvil]

grand ops just felt like a downgrade to bf1 ops imo

[fallen yarrow]

Haven't played BF1, did operations span multiple maps?

[zenith oasis]

quick question : i know that weekly task was disable last week to support the Ukrainian war, but what about this week ? i just launch the game and there is no new weekly task ? bug or intended ?

[fallen yarrow]

Disabled this week too.

[zenith oasis]

ok thx dude 🙂

[spark radish]

@prisma anvil I'm going to bed now luv but eat your breakfast and dont forget to sleep next time okay?

[burnt swan]

Breakthrough carried bfv

[prisma anvil]

allright, goodnight....no promises on the sleep tho

[spark radish]

😂

[formal quarry]

Why did they disable the skin for Ukraine war anyway.. RU in 2042 is not the RU of today.. neither is the war related to anything

[arctic grove]

Very good question. I wondered about that. Plus 2042 is technically No Pats soooo......

[formal quarry]

And mind you, we can't blame the RU troops, they are victims too. Battlefield is about teamwork not politics etc

Suppose they have had enough negative attention they didnt want some loser to cry drum up drama for DICE over this.

[wide shore]

I was goin wild last night.

[wide violet]

[eternal flume]

Oh yeah the only good futuristic battlefield game

[wide violet]

preach comrade

#titanmodewasthebestmode

[eternal flume]

Actually it was the ONLY futuristic battlefield game

[wide violet]

wasnt even that futuristic too

[white geyser]

Add Bf 2142 in the portal and add titan mode too

[elder patrol]

Oh boris main....

[wide violet]

i dont think they could but one can dream

[white geyser]

We better keep telling DICE to add not only BF4 in the portal, but they should should also add BF 2142.

If you want to fix the game and make a comeback, give the fans what they wanted from the beginning

[tight tapir]

Guys, hurry up and tell DICE how to make a battlefield game 🤡

[wintry mortar]

copy/paste bf4

[tight tapir]

Tell them something else

[jovial quest]

[tight tapir]

They don't want to hear that

Anyone playing Elden Ring?

[honest spire]

Anyone watch Bluey? That show is so great

[white geyser]

Adding BF4 is not a waste of time, that shows you're toxic not like last time I encountered someone in here thinking adding BF4 in the portal would be a waste? I call bullshit, plus BF4 has more weapons and vehicle attachments than 3, no one gives a crap about how similar to each other between BF3 and 4.

[neat crane]

what gamemode can I actually queue into and get into a match 💀

[tight tapir]

Try a different region outer game mode?

[neat crane]

is NA east just like completely empty>

[white geyser]

How the hell? did you check the setting? check conquest IDK how is it empty for you

[neat crane]

Ive been booted back to matchmaking 15 times already

[formal quarry]

ah those were the days

[neat crane]

oh am I supposed to have crossplay on

[white geyser]

Yeah

[neat crane]

💀

[formal quarry]

Im surprised they added 3 instead of 4.. made no sense to me honestly.

[hardy kestrel]

Just back from Stockholm where I got a special sneak preview of the patch and just, ya know, fabulous news! Battlefield is back 👶 That's right, they fixed it all! We got a...we got a frick fracking scoreboard with like scores and 💩 . I know you guys love that! All the bugs? GONE! They brought in a legendary coder who had been suspended in artic ice since like the '60s and they took one look at that spaghetti code and turned it into fresh baked lasagna. Maps? Optimized for any player count you can imagine (as long as its a prime number). They've got cover everywhere They got craters inside of craters which themselves are inside of containers which you can now airdrop.

I don't know what tell you guys except it's the biggest comeback of the century - it's just going to blow your gott dayum minds out. I feel sorry for anyone who refunded it because they're missing out on the game of the centu- no game of the millennium.

[neat crane]

My pc hard crashed when tryna hop onto a crossplay match💀

[sullen basin]

I pictured you on stage saying that at e3

[formal quarry]

hah

[torpid shuttle]

Well...

[fickle tide]

Anyone know if bf 2042 is going free to play

[torpid shuttle]

Is this game good yet?

[torpid shuttle]

It's highly possible but not now.

Tea = Leaf juice

[hardy kestrel]

It's gooder than good. its the goodest now. No more walking simulator! Jetpacks for all specialists!

[fickle tide]

Haha ya so sad they could do so much yo the game and they just left it

[formal quarry]

When are we going to have team-switch. you can't play as defender in SP/Co-Op for breakthrough.

[hardy kestrel]

You can do infinite tacticool rolls

[torpid shuttle]

The day that they sell EA to Microsoft.

[fickle tide]

Ong

[formal quarry]

.>

[rose mango]

Could the way this game launched have been avoided if launched on the same day?

[hardy kestrel]

Did you say VR? Ohhhhh yeah baby! Compatible with any VR headset made later than 2018

[formal quarry]

🙃

[torpid shuttle]

:///

[fickle tide]

This guy mad funny😐

[torpid shuttle]

I will be happy, if they add refund feature in next update.

[rose mango]

Lol?

[hardy kestrel]

Metaverse? Well yeah! Like of course! You can stab stab stab your enemy while you order Korean BBQ Wingstop delivered in game to your character!

[fickle tide]

Honestly they should

[torpid shuttle]

99.99$ for enable refund feature.

[rose mango]

Oof

[hardy kestrel]

You deserve better than refunds. You're getting.......DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN BATTLEFIELD NFTS!!!!!

[fickle tide]

@hardy kestrel nobody asked

[torpid shuttle]

For user who enjoy this game. We have premium store for you all (you can give this gift for your friends)
Paid 100.00$ for BF2042 installer
Paid 39.99$ for fixing bug (30% success rate)
Paid 9.99$ for adding game content (10% new map, 30% new weapon/vehicle, 60% new cosmetic)
Paid 9.99$ for join AoW with no waiting time (10 usable)
Paid 9.99$ for new specialist (1% Ultra rare, 9% rare, 30% Uncommon, 60% Common)
Paid 29.99$ for adding new better voice line (per character)*
Paid 69.99$ for enable server browser for AoW (30 days)
Paid 1.99$ for enable VOIP feature (per month)
Paid 1.99$ for enable scoreboard feature (per month)
Paid 9.99$ for screen capture feature
Paid 9.99$ for calling feature
Paid 9.99$ for using camera
Paid 99.99$ for refunding this game

*Generic character will get update voice line for free

WE WISH YOU ENJOY THE GAME...

[hardy kestrel]

And because you didn't we're adding in Battletoad Heroes into Portal! Don't ask me how we did it because I'm almost positive it involved a copious amount of synthetic designer drugs but all of your favorite frog soldiers are back in battlefield just like you remember them!

[torpid shuttle]

NOOOOO NFT

[hardy kestrel]

It's too late! They've been downloaded into your game client and backdoored into your discord and transformed into nanomachines which entered your body the moment you touched your keyboard! Welcome to WEB 3.0

[formal quarry]

This isn't metal gear, take your nanomachines else where

[rugged citrus]

k

[wide violet]

metal gear?!

[lone wren]

Heh

[rugged citrus]

i love futuristic military shooters, i would actually like to see a battlefield game that plays like the terminator 2 opening scene, military laser weapon warfare across a destroyed world and orbital cannons

[neat crane]

If I hear another Angel does it again Im going to die

[hardy kestrel]

Tighten your jock straps because not only will be able to hear Angel doing it again, with our new EOR instant replay you’ll be able to see (and hear) him doing it from any angle your pitch black heart desires!

[wide shore]

I prefer the “that was something, right!?”

[white geyser]

the next battlefield game

[wide shore]

Now, what if I present this award winning idea to you

Battlefield 2042… Two

You know what I’m saying?

[arctic grove]

ea mobile games are litreally sometimes popular in the mobile gaming community since the mobile gaming community is filled sometimes with indians since most indians cant get a pc

btw, i give ea mobile games an 8/10. its good tho but cons are microtransactions so some games are p2w while apex mobile is cosmetic ones.

[gaunt urchin]

hey bois

[fossil fox]

So the only people playing bf are playing portal and not 2042. Mind blown

[analog nimbus]

Sup guys i face a problem the game keep waiting for other players to join for hours even if the squad is full I couldn’t enter any game are servers down or what! Please help im on PS5

[gaunt urchin]

is cross play turned on

[analog nimbus]

It’s already on

[elder patrol]

Spongebob ice cone

[wide shore]

Finally

[analog nimbus]

Should I turned off?

[white geyser]

I saw the price for BF 2042, I think it was like 30 or 35 dollars if I buy the physical disc, but I’m still not sure maybe I should wait until the price drop more.

[hard plume]

Buy it may

[elder patrol]

Dont you have the digital version

[white geyser]

I have the digital version for the PS4 backwards compatible, but I was thinking to buy it on the PS5 version

[elder patrol]

I wouldnt waste money on it tbh

[white geyser]

64 players on the old console and 128 players on next gen, also it better be cross progress if I buy it on my PS5 version until summer update season 1

[arctic grove]

Since it’s not a “waste of money” I’d go for it

30 is a good bargain

[hard plume]

Plus if you already enjoy it

[hard plume]

Btw, whether you’ll enjoy 128p probably depends on how much you like metro

[cunning vessel]

i wouldnt buy it the game will be dead in a matter of weeks, it pretty much is now

[white geyser]

Unless you’re in the different region and people stop playing it. I still found plenty people still playing on PS4 I’m playing @cunning vessel

[hard plume]

Yes yes, the game is dead, been dead since release, you can go now.

[arctic grove]

NA and EU regions are fine, and DICE understands other regions are having trouble matchmaking (which they’re working on fixing)

[uncut notch]

Where’s our server browser

[wide shore]

Have you tried looking behind your fridge?

[formal quarry]

I sold my fridge, bills are too expensive and not enough food to put in anyway with the global famine in 2042 going on.

🥁

[hardy kestrel]

It's coming baby! Just got back from a redeye from Stockholm and the browser is tres phe nom en al! You're able to browse all 7 active servers at once if you have a monitor larger than 640x480

[hardy kestrel]

That's - a famine so bad it affects people in the past....presently.

[formal quarry]

No i live in 2042

[arctic grove]

I like when I shoot someone and they turn into a statue

[devout flare]

Thats how you know you shot them good

[arctic grove]

@devout flare I just want to turn a motherfucker into juice

[hardy kestrel]

My apologies, I totally forgot about that.

[edgy oriole]

caspers prime gaming skins dope looking

[rugged citrus]

thats assuming prime gaming is even supported in your country

prime gaming is only supported properly in 1 country the USA and according to corporations the USA is the only country in the world

[arctic grove]

[sudden peak]

[sudden peak]

It's a bug. Quit matchmaking and try again usually works

[torpid shuttle]

What kind of content?
NFT? Skin?

[arctic grove]

They don’t do NFTs

[torpid shuttle]

Ok good to know.

[arctic grove]

Thank you

[torpid shuttle]

Imagine... it's skin store update.
And delay Season 1 to next year.

[arctic grove]

They never announced NFTs in the first place lol

[torpid shuttle]

They just don't do it in this time.

[arctic grove]

?

if they DID do NFTs after what happens to literally anyone who tries it then dark days are upon DICE

It really wouldn't be an nft it would be some link to a skin you own you can trade

A market in the game which people have been doing since the beginning of games

Open sea is garbage

To be able to trade items across bf3 and Bf2042 would be legit. Helmets jackets patches

i am now playing battlefield 4 after facing bf2042's disastrous launch

[arctic grove]

i live in the philippines and people in philippines are doing nfts or crypto since people in the philippines earn little so they had to find other ways to make easy money for family or to pay debt or idk

also, nfts in gaming are shit. if its just skins, then ok. but not the nft type where you have to buy crypto to own the shit type of nft of like monke bitmap type

[foggy crest]

Innovation in video games these days isn't in the gameplay, it's the monetization microtransaction system. next generation of microtransaction and scoreboards man

[white geyser]

It's only March until they announced the season 1 update in summer, god damn it I haven't re-download my BF1 to my PS5, I kind of miss the behemoths they were really fun.

[arctic grove]

just a note that some games are f2p and need microtransaction like apex but, apex's currency and things like skins on apex are just cosmetics like pubg mobile and pubg pc in general. but microtransactions in paid games is sometimes good and bad. btw i kinda redeemed vanguard when activision gave game codes for pc and console and ngl its kinda shit

[torpid shuttle]

You know what?
They usually do the surprise thing.

[arctic grove]

suprise mechanics?

[foggy crest]

i dont like apex for 1 reason just 1 reason its painful to grind for new operators and those who got money they buy it

p2w little bit

maybe i am wrong but thats just how i feel

[sinful ore]

when is the march update exactly?

[foggy crest]

2023 march

[sinful ore]

thanks

[foggy crest]

welcome bro ❤️

[arctic grove]

most of apex's item shop are rarely cosmetics. only operators are p2w or grind 2 win. depends on the marketing team

[foggy crest]

imo operators must be only unlocked by playing not by real currency

[arctic grove]

lol

[foggy crest]

siege also has this thing which i dont like

[torpid shuttle]

Yes. You already know.
What do they do ,if they want to milk more money.

[arctic grove]

you can unlock them via grinding for renown or as we call it or idk what to call it buy a bundle which is the operator bundle. they still dont know if they updated the dlc every year if they added new ops till s1 to 4.

[foggy crest]

i know bro but still its something i dont like

[arctic grove]

elite skins? its probably the hitboxes

[foggy crest]

grinding in video games become like job man

people nowadays play for grind sometimes its not because they having fun

[foggy crest]

makes me sad , i love MW19 but i play it because i enjoy it i dont have any damascus or gold except my M4 🤣 used it soooooooooo much but i get it its fun to grind for camos for others

[arctic grove]

just a note that some fps games like crossfire or any p2w game is made on korea or asia is much more pay to win due to its marketing team or free to play model or so. but i kinda respect ea for some games they polished and made well such as jedi fallen order or battlefield 4 or 1. but cons are S U R P R I S E Mechanics

[arctic grove]

How dare you

[foggy crest]

i am just happy that EA left premium and shortcut kits

[arctic grove]

they still charge battlefield games or old battlefield games 40 bucks which is you have to pay 20 bucks for the base game plus more 20 bucks for the dlc for the lootboxes and dlc stuff.

[arctic grove]

just a note that csgo skins are like nfts. krunker has nfts so its like pokemon cards but on the metaverse 🤣

btw, steam banned nfts coz its a scam.

[foggy crest]

atleast new one dont have shortcut kits and premium

[arctic grove]

more cons:60 bucks for full game or 120 or even 150 for deluxe or ultimate idk depends on american dollar price when idk it not plummets

[grizzled whale]

No they arent

If steam shuts their servers down those skins are gone

[arctic grove]

but for preorders when the game does not come out, they gave you some limited pre order stuff which is fun.

[arctic grove]

and pirated games will go brrrrrr. when steam shuts down pirated games will rise and even dont forget, 3rd party trading site stonks go not stonks

[foggy crest]

i always go for standard edition i never cared for skins tbh except HUNT SHOWDOWN they really make beautiful skins i have bought 2 skins and they usually charge u only 3-5 usd

[arctic grove]

ubisoft is giving away a limited mpx skin for free in siege but, i kinda liked the game, cons are the chinese players in asia always lol or even korean sometimes

[celest oar]

two different thing, nft mean users can trade with real money while csgo items they come with rule no trading for real money.

[grizzled whale]

You can literally sell them on steam

[celest oar]

but not for real money and they have the right to ban you if they know that. For NFT that another story, the main thing people interested in NFT is it can be trade with real money legally

[grizzled whale]

@celest oar ?

[arctic grove]

I would pay my 1000 bucks for video games and some food instead of a monkey bitmap

[arctic grove]

Cons are having a trade cooldown to prevent scam on items after trade.

[celest oar]

you don't trade directly those items with real money, you can fund your steam wallet (Steam wallet =/= real money market). Users can do whatever they want to trade those item (black market) with real money but Valve reserve the right to ban anyone violate the rule. By allow NFT they have to allow black market to become legal. REal money trading can lead to many unpredictable situation, just like they try to shut down every gamble website that use Steam items.

• Imagine the EU try to sue them for allow gambling with NFT, without allow NFT and real money trading, they can just straight up said that users's fault they try to go around our system that prevent gambling, there's nothing they can do. And EU used to try to sue them in the past because gamble website use Steam items as currency.

[orchid root]

I have pirated bf2 bf bad company 2 before

[arctic grove]

Bf2 is now abandonware. Since the game is free to use. But if it's re released on origin or steam, then buy it to support devs

But bad company 2 no. Since it's available In origin or steam idk

[orchid root]

I had bf bad company pirated ever since i was young, and i couldn't know how to read and so I didn't know how to mele kill the first enemy in the campaign

[arctic grove]

Btw I pirated ravenfield back in 2021, it was a good game, in 2021 December, i'd bought the game with siege deluxe edition with gmod to support the development.
It's bad when pirating indie games.

[orchid root]

I barley have money to buy games so i just try to play them for free but like bf 2042 i saved up money and brought gold edition, but the game isn't too great rn

[graceful hatch]

whered u bring it from?

[orchid root]

What

[arctic grove]

Just a tip, buy vanguard instead. Few bugs and glitches and good victory animations.
Cons are the gunsmith where it is cursed. And the campaign and zombies were made from fart

[orchid root]

The last cod games i played were ww2 and infinite warfare

[arctic grove]

Call of duty Twitter official officially gave cod vanguard the full game for free in Twitter where you have to redeem it before it got redeemed

[orchid root]

Damn

I normally just redownload old games from my library and replay them

Like Bloodborne etc

[arctic grove]

Try Elden ring

[orchid root]

Yeah i need to save up

[grizzled whale]

as an empath, i feel like you are upset about something

go be upset somewhere else

if they were lazy they wouldnt have banned you

you know, you can just not rejoin the server

[next onyx]

Knock it off with the attitude Dyl.

[grizzled whale]

youll be banned anyway

i think i see why you got banned

[arctic grove]

Angel in here 24/7

[grizzled whale]

Toxicity, senselessly talking shit on the game

[arctic grove]

Yo dude that toxic Zone DB spin some toxic s***

[grizzled whale]

I do have a job, but i just do whatever and still get paid

[next onyx]

Goodbye.

[arctic grove]

How shit it worked

[grizzled whale]

awh

[arctic grove]

@next onyx did you change your name to long form

[grizzled whale]

such a wholesome gentleman, sad to see him go

[next onyx]

Long form?

[arctic grove]

Way way long form

Yeah like two words means one

[tame vine]

if that was wholesome, I wonder what toxic is like

[grizzled whale]

go to the Cod discord, you will find out quickly enough

[tame vine]

oh no....

[arctic grove]

@grizzled whale do you hangout at the cod discord

[next onyx]

Not that place again.

Absolute cesspool.

[grizzled whale]

it used to be my main server years ago, but got banned from there because i called out one of the mods for being a non wholesome person

[next onyx]

You don't lose much being banned from there lol.

[arctic grove]

Ive gotten banned 4 times

[grizzled whale]

well i was in the top 5 most active players in there, so it kinda sucked getting banned there at first

[arctic grove]

Lost boost each time come back no drama my kinda Chat

I'll get banned right now

[grizzled whale]

is bahngo still a mod there

[arctic grove]

All I gotta say is you got canceled

Come at me bro I got a new chair

[stoic ferry]

is it a good one

[neat totem]

well reddit agrees with me https://i.redd.it/bffuqgfyo8l81.jpg

[arctic grove]

Reddit is a Los

[grizzled whale]

After i got banned from the cod server i went to the GTAO server, got into top 20 most active users there

[neat totem]

maybe make your feedback process less "tell us how to make a video game"

[arctic grove]

Pos did I spell that right @neat totem

@neat totem u looking for drama toy dumb a shit

[grizzled whale]

he always is

[neat totem]

because that whole map feedback thing wreaked of "hey we paid people to make the game but they can't, can you tell us how to make this work"

[arctic grove]

Reddit this reddit that tell me this get out of here

@neat totem ohhh what is it today

What did ea tell you

You writing a book

[neat totem]

I mean the fact they're asking people to give feedback on maps that again have almost zero cover in many locations

[arctic grove]

I mean ok

Like the smallest violin

[grizzled whale]

i thought you were gonna leave the server

[neat totem]

you should probably stop attacking people and focus on the game dude, this is a chat to talk about the game not to personally attack people

[arctic grove]

Someone hand this dude a block of cheese

[neat totem]

pretty sure the rules say personal attacks get you in trouble

[sudden peak]

It looks like Voip isn't gonna be on next week's patch amirite?

[neat totem]

nope.

[grizzled whale]

pretty sure rules also say that if you plan on being negative atleast do it in a constructive manner, or not at all

[arctic grove]

Brah did you even go to school

[neat totem]

I was, go read what I reply-quoted

the feedback was there on how to improve the process, I'm not going to type it again when I can just quote-reply it

[arctic grove]

Ok hero save us from this inconvenience

[neat totem]

can you again stop attacking me?

[sudden peak]

[arctic grove]

No

I can't

[grizzled whale]

but yeah, i thought you were gonna leave the server

[arctic grove]

It's too easy your too much of a simp I just can't

[grizzled whale]

after the matchmaking thing

[lucid goblet]

play nice or you'll be removed, goes for everyone

[pine roost]

Someone on Reddit made a very valid point, that even if we had close quarters maps like in past games, the specialists’ gadgets would really ruin the experience

[neat totem]

truth

[next onyx]

Let's just move on.

[neat totem]

read the rules bro

[sudden peak]

The specialists make this game fresh man bf can't just be the same 4 classes forever.

[grizzled whale]

why remove my message

[pine roost]

Cause let’s say you’re playing idk, Amiens but in 2042. Irish would completely shut down a choke point with the shield. Dozer could run down and bonk everybody. Mackay could reach all the spots nobody else could, cluster grenades would be a nightmare etc

[sudden peak]

It's the modern wayyyy bra roll with it

[neat totem]

this game would play entirely different on properly designed maps

[sudden peak]

It stops the game being linear and just running into a wall of bullets

[neat totem]

go play hourglass* then amiens, and tell me they're even remotely close to the quality of eachother

[pine roost]

Hourglass is abysmal. In fact I’m going to try and make my own version of it and see how it turns out

[neat totem]

you mean you're gonna buy 50$ of Unreal assets and place them randomly?

[sudden peak]

Hourglass is and will be good. They just need an extra building in between the main spawns

[neat totem]

let me know when it's out maybe you can portfolio it to EA

[sudden peak]

Wha about silk road? Hourglass is just like it but better

[pine roost]

I’ll just buy the shipping container and copy paste it

[neat totem]

LOL and throw in some tornado VFX

[pine roost]

Sandstorm too, completely block visibility

[sudden peak]

Man's just love to hate

[neat totem]

oh that's easy just do what Squad did, make the whole screen filled with a tan fog lol

if OWI can do it, I have faith DICE can

I mean the base 2042 game isn't bad mechanically, it's the same game as before with a bit wonk netcode for crossplay

it's just everything else that needs massive improvement

[grizzled whale]

"man i cant wait to do some sniping on hourglass"
Sandstorm: "shame"

[pine roost]

I’ve got a name for my map

[foggy crest]

well paschendaele and amiens is my most favourite map in BF1

[pine roost]

How about - ‘Uninstalled’

[neat totem]

BF1 was so underrated for map design

[foggy crest]

i hate sinai though

[neat totem]

the maps weren't gameplay-wise 10/10 but man visually? jesussssss

was Sinai the train desert one?

[lyric lance]

Tbf, Silk Road is designed to be a vehicle-focused map. And even then it had a well-design infantry dominant area which allowed them to have their fun.

[foggy crest]

graphics wise Battlefield games are always amazing imo

[sudden peak]

Sounds like hourglass

[neat totem]

"were", the last one was very obviously worse graphics

we went back and played 5, then 2042 again.......dude it was painful

the fact nobody on the devteam noticed this, it hurts a lot

[sudden peak]

Infantry dominant area. The stadium and surround area

[pine roost]

Yeah I played a round of Mercury the other day, so good looking

[neat totem]

2042 comes off as like some free to play game graphically compared to 5

[lyric lance]

But the stadium is a small part of the map unlike the military base in Silk Road which took up a good chunk.

[pine roost]

Compare the skyscrapers of siege of Shanghai to hourglass, it’s a huge difference, not for the better

[neat totem]

exactly, you know why too?

[sudden peak]

Tbf that stadium shoulda been in the middle

But then it would be kaleidoscope v2

[neat totem]

I think it's related to Crossplay

[grizzled whale]

i love the stadium

[neat totem]

a lot of the netcode issues we're having is because they're trying to connect three services into one essentially, and I know they had issues with even getting the PS5 to work properly in alpha in regards to crossplay

[grizzled whale]

Such a good killfarm for any kind of weapon

[sudden peak]

I just wish you rip the stadium apart a lil

Open up the side walls with tanks

There should be a fook off construction site in the middle somewhere or near the US side. Like a 10 story ting with cranes

[grizzled whale]

mackay + spawn beacon + stadion = ez 100 kills

[foggy crest]

https://youtu.be/wPlIUxkzHjw

[sudden peak]

Is A1 on kaleidoscope Conquest gonna be Up or Down?

I beg Up.

[foggy crest]

graphics are good imo i just hate the running animation and omg those buildings look awful in kaleidoscope watch from 3:00 but then lighting , grass , terrain looks awesome

[pine roost]

One thing immediately noticed when I first played was the weapon animations

[lyric lance]

I find that turning brightness down, no joke, improved graphics a lot lmfao.

[neat totem]

I'd hope the terrain looks good considering it's mostly a rehash of the last 4 games

[pine roost]

The reloads are ok, but running and trav sprinting looks so rushed and unpolished

[neat totem]

all the stuff that was "made for this game" asset-wise is really not up-to-par for even a 2019 triple A

[sudden peak]

Man I wish I could play at those qualities. The game is pretty Af

[foggy crest]

graphics are really good for a game that is also for old gen tooo

[pine roost]

My man just runs full sprint with an entire rocket launcher or a fully loaded lmg in one hand

[foggy crest]

same 🤣 wish i had 3090

[sudden peak]

2x 3090 cooled with liquid nitrogen maybe

[lyric lance]

Average ukrainian soldier

[sudden peak]

Tbf even on all lows and every OFF game still looks dope

[neat totem]

they just fire out the back of a van, no need for running lol

[sudden peak]

Even while my pc smokes

[neat totem]

2042 should add that, we've seen it IRL now; I wanna fire my AT out the passenger window

[sudden peak]

My pc doubles up as an incense stick when I play 2042

[foggy crest]

yeah facts even on low battlefield games looks insane

[civic reef]

So will they just work on koleidescope or all maps??

[foggy crest]

animation is ummmmmmm not good tbh best animations i think in BFV if we talking about BF franchise

[sudden peak]

Working on kaleidoscope alone will take months lol 😢

[pine roost]

Lemme guess, cod mw2019 best overall?

[civic reef]

If thats the case, then no one will be intrested right?

[sudden peak]

Cod warzone and 2019 is too sharp and crispy

[civic reef]

New games will come out and leave bf2042 dont you agree?

[foggy crest]

infinity ward dont know how to make better GRASS 🥲

[sudden peak]

Dunno. I hope not

[neat totem]

I alpha tested the game, I think I'd know my dude

[pine roost]

Speaking of sharp, please for the love of Anghel remove Forced TAA

[neat totem]

take your insults elsewhere thanks

[foggy crest]

thats an annoying af issue in BFV and 2042

[pine roost]

It’s played the last two games, it looks so much worse than bf1 without AA it’s crazy

[lyric lance]

If someone develops a battlefield clone, for sure. I still love portal tho.

[sudden peak]

Maybe I'd get an extra 4fps if I could turn of taa 😢

[pine roost]

You’d actually be able to see people if you did

[neat totem]

I mean people already are developing a clone, look at Battlebit

[pine roost]

Players blend in with the surroundings with it on, it’s one reason why visibility in bfV is so bad

[neat totem]

not a fan of the graphics but I mean it's doing the gameplay mechanics pretty well

[pine roost]

Bf1 looks so good with it off, and it’ll run better. Why do dice insist on keeping it on?

[sudden peak]

Can you force it off in Console?

[foggy crest]

sometime devs forget also

humans i guess

just like infinity ward forget to compress their game files

[pine roost]

They forgot to fix rear cam on jets too, so I wouldn’t put it past them

[lyric lance]

True, I played it and it was fun. But I meant a battlefield clone with the same level of graphics and destruction. Most clones are just low-poly ones.

[neat totem]

they forgot a lot of stuff

[pine roost]

Like map design, apparently

[neat totem]

can you stop messaging me dude?

[pine roost]

As well as providing tanks with a counter measure against jets and lock ons as a starting option, who on earth thought that was a good idea?

[neat totem]

alright my dude, just keep on topic

[pine roost]

But that’s a nitpick, and I guarantee not on their radar

[neat totem]

no, we werent my dude. Can you stay on topic?

I'm sure the mods would say the same, but you can keep harassing me in here

[lucid goblet]

if you can't get along,just block eachother and move on

[lyric lance]

If anything that's a good thing, less air domination lmao. Infantry AT/AA weapons should get a buff tho.

[neat totem]

so you're allowed to personally attack people in here for 30 minutes?

[lucid goblet]

personal attacks and difference of opinion are different things, all i've seen so far is the latter.

[neat totem]

what?

he was already warned once LOL

[pine roost]

Air vehicles are also just boring to play, it’s all just lock ons. Replace those agms with proper bombs and missiles so it takes some merit of skill to use

Well the only thing I know I like is that it’s modern, that’s it. Everything else is a downgrade

[neat totem]

pretty much

[lyric lance]

Even the bots are a downgrade compared to previous decade old titles 😦 was really looking forward to them being smart and all.

[neat totem]

they bots don't do anything really, they're just filler

they make the game "feel playable" IMO

[pine roost]

I like how they intended to be a sort of pseudo tutorial, but I don’t feel like they should be forced into the multiplayer

[neat totem]

I think they added bots because like I did, I thought I wanted 64v64 maps

[lyric lance]

Agreed, bots should only be in offline modes and Portal imo.

[pine roost]

If we had a server browser maybe they could have just implemented non bot servers to play

[neat totem]

after you play 64v64 you realize quickly it's not really workable in this game

like, you'd sincerely need to rebalance classes/etc

or make it so you can't legitimately zerg-rush 2/6 objectives etc

[pine roost]

Rebalance everything at this point

[sudden peak]

64v64 seems boring after playing 128

[neat totem]

you mean after 32v32?

[sudden peak]

Oh

Yeah

[pine roost]

Just changing maps won’t be enough to fix how it feels, it goes so much deeper

[neat totem]

I think 128-player just gets too chaotic and everyone I've talked to who does semi/comp bf says the same

and I'm not mad at DICE for that, I thought it would be fun too 1000%

[pine roost]

Good map design could make it work

[neat totem]

it's just not, and its ok to admit certain things just don't play out, especially with 128 players (hard to test)

I mean even if the maps were designed right, there would need to be a limit on how many can spawn at what objective........you can see it on 128

[sudden peak]

GuD maAp dezine make it BetTa

[neat totem]

people just get the two easiest objectives and stack them, and it's just a deathfest

I would say if they want to fix 128, lock objective spawns based on player count compared to enemies

IE you can't spawn at A if at A you have 80% of your team

and if they lose a LOT of objectives, air drop in randomly.

[sudden peak]

I dunno I kinda like the chaos when your whole team spawns on 1 flag lol

[pine roost]

I’d also love to see them rework the call in system, as well as just making vehicles harder to use

[neat totem]

I mean some people like Metro, sure, but a lot off people dont

[sudden peak]

Then you turn around and realise you've lost EVERY other flag

[neat totem]

also I find it embarrassing the drop in menu doesn't have a drop-in spawn beacon

like what? let me use my points/whatever to drop a spawn beacon

[sudden peak]

So everyone clicks spawns on random skyscrapers?

[neat totem]

I mean people already do that dude, I can place a beacon in the elevator and bug people through the map.

[lyric lance]

I think vehicles are fine as they are imo. The problem is infantry AT/AA weapons are just trash. Buff the damage, reload speed and range of those, then vehicles players will have to be more careful.

[neat totem]

I can place the beacon in like, 10000 different objects and make it unkillable

not sure if "dice knows about that bug"

the elevator on hourglass is a good example

[sudden peak]

Yeah but if you could do that from the comfort of the menu screen. The whole team will do it

[rugged citrus]

M5 does only 20 damage and only 3 rockets and 5 seconds to reload LOLLL

[pine roost]

Map design also amplifies their effectiveness, so much open space means infantry can’t use the duck and weave tactic to land shots on vehicles. That and the fact that even the transports have 30mm makes it near impossible to take out even a latv

[sudden peak]

BEST bug is the human launcher on discarded by that boat. Jump in for a riiiiiideeeee

[lucid goblet]

#948574259209437264 More feedback channels are up

[neat totem]

yeah I think them fixing the maps isn't a mis-step, the maps were really bad

they weren't helping the base game at all, especially with maps that had NO grass placement

I mean just straight green terrain for 100's of feet, or streets with NO CARS.

everything benefits from better map design, and at WORST they can be possibly ported to new games once fixed

so investing time into the maps isn't a bad idea, I'm just not sure if that should be the main focus versus things like VOIP or the scoreboard which we still have no idea what the final form will look like (this shouldnt even BE HARD)

even saying "we don't know what the scoreboard will look like" is like, ouch

[pine roost]

I thought voip wasn’t making it because of technical issues, but if I remember it correctly they actually called it a legacy feature

[jovial jay]

eh I gave up on 2042 after 250 hours of tolerating it, it's no longer fun to play. It's either filled with bots or tryhards

[lyric lance]

I think the expectation was we'd use third party apps for VOIP e.g Discord or Teamspeak.

[jovial jay]

I had this guy on a nightbird who spent his entire 30 minute match chasing down jets

[thorn helm]

let them swamp up, I got B-52H

[pine roost]

Beaming a jet with the nightbird is pretty fun

[thorn helm]

Chin-Afrika

[thorn helm]

Voicemod

[pine roost]

Just shout really loud

[thorn helm]

does anyone have any grandpas who served N. Kor.

[sudden peak]

Ive never understood the term tryhard in gaming. What do you expect people to do? Try to be shit?

[candid dawn]

going out of their way in order not to be average

[lyric lance]

I think it's referring to toxicity e.g tryhards usually say you're not allowed to have fun if you're not doing your 'best'.

[thorn helm]

On all Grounds throughout, all terrains with this bold inevitable might of American MIGHT ohh My Brave bold beautiful youths.... to make yourselves so proud.

[candid dawn]

aka using the most broken OP weapons, vehicles, tactics etc with the sole goal of achieving top spot on the leaderboard no matter what

[sudden peak]

I get the term sweating I guess. Sweating make sense but surely most ppl are trying semi hard lol

[lyric lance]

Funnily enough sweats and tryhard are usually interchangeable

[candid dawn]

tryhards often get pissed off when it doesnt go their way and try to find something to blame as well instead of just enjoying the game

yeah, same difference

[pine roost]

What, so wanting to be good at a game?

[sudden peak]

I guess it's people being like "UR FKIN sHit M8 Get Better Never Fly aHelicopTa again"

[pine roost]

People who blame others for their mistakes are just idiots, but people who want to get better are just normal

I’ve been working on aim, strategy and all that for a couple years now, able to confidently drop high kd games, but I always blame myself for my issues, record them and work on my mistakes

[mild crystal]

2042

[sudden peak]

Is the best

[mild crystal]

Is ass

[prisma anvil]

God that pfp is cursed

[mild crystal]

I think i might be

[sacred ruin]

ew gaym

[glossy storm]

When the feedback loop gets to the specialists, oh boy do I have some beef with those characters that I'm gonna rant about.

[torpid vortex]

Dice needs to turn off displacement offsetting on streamers and the blacklisting, this actually is a thing; they need to just have these streamers play the game like everyone else. Nipsey is definitely A tier, but I look bad when it's apparent on my screen he's going to crash out. Not to mention he can't be hit how it is.

[scenic tartan]

I feel like every map can be improved with an asset library of trucks, destroyed vehicles, large boulders, shipping containers, and all the various elements of a Forward operating base like bremer walls, hesco bastions, pop up hangars, and small barracks buildings.

These could all be placed around and re-used to give the maps a more wartime feel and add cover and variety and better flow to the map

And it's a one time asset cost that can be applied to any map. Maybe with some snow or sand for various maps

[graceful hatch]

brutal

[plain rampart]

why are all of the bf servers empty

[tight helm]

Anybody else unable to matchmake into ANY game since 2 days?

[graceful hatch]

u new here mate?

[graceful hatch]

google "bf2042 steam charts" lol

[plain rampart]

oh boy

what the fuck happened to it

[graceful hatch]

have u been living under a rock lol? the game launched buggy and broken and what was there that wasnt broken wasnt to most peoples liking. its basically on life support and theyre probably killing it off by next year unfortunately

there are literally dozens of articles about it and hundreds of videos on youtube etc, its basically just a giant fart

[plain rampart]

well i get home like twice every month so i am barley connected to the news lol
but dang what a waste of money

i guess i cant ask for a refund either so thats even worse

[graceful hatch]

yep, learned my lesson with BFV so i never even bought this one

[arctic grove]

Tbh 2042 weapons are perfect for gmod

[plain rampart]

what fps games do you guys play

[graceful hatch]

ready or not is niche but cool, battlebit remastered is pretty good but its in pre-release atm so playtests are infrequent... next ones in april, i recommend u give it a look

other than that i dont really fps anymore tbh, cod is a little too "meh" these days and battlefield has just had a shocking 4-5 years so im kind of off them atm

[arctic grove]

Tactical Shooter and all out war games especially sandbox ones example like gmod, tactical shooters like rainbow six siege or ready or not, all out warfare games where the fucking maps are big af like battlefield 3 or 4. Or battlebit remastered since its a good battlefield clone. But however if ea or dice buys the game, it might be considered a battlefield spinoff or worse, surprise mechanics

[grizzled whale]

just be alpha chad and keep playing 2042

[graceful hatch]

oh, splitgate is pretty good. its like old school halo and its free, u should check that out

[arctic grove]

Dice needs to make strictly assault maps in breakthrough tired of these big maps

[plain rampart]

oh yeah i think ive seen a video about it yesterday
dunno didnt really like it

[arctic grove]

Halo with portal logic?

[graceful hatch]

nothing wrong with that, better than whatever that hot mess halo 4 was lol

[arctic grove]

That game sucks

[graceful hatch]

remember when someone asked?

me either.

[arctic grove]

You in a public chat bozo

[graceful hatch]

so that somehow makes ur potatoheaded opinion relevant? i dunno about that

[arctic grove]

Just a note, i just got traumatize after searching bf2042 r34. Don't send me to Brazil plz

[arctic grove]

Did we ask for you to get off topic and start talking about other games besides battlefield 2042 no bozo

[graceful hatch]

PizzaBoii — Today at 21:05
what fps games do you guys play

dont be upset, reading is hard and thats just how it works out sometimes

[arctic grove]

Ngl this server fucked up lol bye

[arctic grove]

???

[arctic grove]

Peace bro

[arctic grove]

Just like how you was replying to pizza boii I was replying to you weirdo

[glossy storm]

Really feel like Kaleidoscope needs more buildings, with at least one capable of levolution.

[graceful hatch]

what have u been smoking mate? u asked who asked about getting off topic and i told u, its not my fault reading comprehension escapes u. nothing left to say to u and tired of hearing it so feel free to not reply 👋

i can only answer ur question, i cant understand it for u

[mossy badge]

My GPU is beta sadly

[graceful hatch]

dw so is the game lol

[torpid shuttle]

Are they gonna make new heroes shooter?

[grizzled whale]

bruh these SFAR bugs are really pissing me off

[manic forum]

At least you can play the game

I just cant join the game

[arctic grove]

You hate this game but yet you in here 24/7. And it’s “you” not “u”

I know it’s hard for your brain to decipher words and spell them out fully

[desert elbow]

You shouldn’t make it personal, you can disagree with him but insulting him outright is pretty rude

[arctic grove]

I will send you to the Shadow Realm

[arctic grove]

He insulted me first mind your business

[desert elbow]

It is my business, you’re posting in a public chat

[arctic grove]

Copying my words lmao

I imagine the entire server is a public plaza and everyone is fighting everyone

[desert elbow]

Haha it’d be a sight

[graceful hatch]

guy calls me "bozo" but somehow ive insulted him first, what a world we live in. the selective memory and mental gymnastics are truly astounding

[fierce gull]

Ok
But have you seen angel sexy T1 skin in art book

Handsome motherfucker

[arctic grove]

a show where the public can get into

[arctic grove]

What are you talking about…

[arctic grove]

The Concepts Arts from the Art Book are much better than the official characters models

[graceful hatch]

Melenchon2022🇫🇷 — Today at 21:10
You in a public chat bozo

[arctic grove]

“Mental gymnastics” you’re trying so hard to sound intelligent lmao

[fierce gull]

Ye but dozer and Irish are pretty much the same

[graceful hatch]

i dont need to try to sound intelligent, i just need to stand next to u, friend

[grizzled whale]

why is the SFAR launcher so broken

[arctic grove]

But Irish is alredy better, he really looks like a Soldier

[desert elbow]

Haha wtf

[grizzled whale]

that shit happens 50% of the time i use it

[graceful hatch]

i know the answer but ur not going to like it

[desert elbow]

Ooooo a cool Irish skin they could make would be his BF4 outfit, that’d be slick

[arctic grove]

I'm surprised not many people use that weapon

[arctic grove]

So you need to sound to stand next to me you make no sense? You beneath me kid

[fierce gull]

Nah that's for Recker

[grizzled whale]

how about you 2 go try to make each other cry in dms?

[fierce gull]

He has his old skin and the US flag on this uniform is faded

And he is Oz

[arctic grove]

Both?

[grizzled whale]

its the most buggy weapon in the game, its obvious why people dont use it

[arctic grove]

I never had a bug with the SCAR

[desert elbow]

Ooooo that’d be cool, it’d be funny hearing his lack of voice lines though

[arctic grove]

How do people have a condor emblem on bf2042 I never seen it before

[arctic grove]

I just use the Grenade launcher, The Bazooka and EMP Grenades when i get fed up with a vehicle

Nvm I see it

[mossy badge]

😂😂😂😂😂

[grizzled whale]

Its the only primary weapon i dont have T1, because its LOADED with bugs.
When exiting a vehicle, no ADS, stuck in single shot, ammo doesnt change anymore, cant switch attachments, grapple locks onto air instead of where you aim, nades explode as soon as you shoot them, movement becomes sluggish after you get out of a vehicle, and im sure theres more bugs

[arctic grove]

Or maybe that his only voice line is the only one that he says on BF4

FUCK
best line

completely inspirational

[arctic grove]

That happens me with every weapon