battlefield-2042

[prisma anvil]

To be honest that's the part that fucks with me..

[tender folio]

that's top ten mysteries science can't answer.

[proper latch]

playng bf1 and holy shit is the difference in quality insnae

[fossil trench]

What they really need to do is add core mechanics and redesign maps. This game was so unfinished that it’s practically a game still in Alpha

[lament plank]

Yeah almost like they’ve had years of updates to the game

[summer tree]

When does it switch to f2p? Did they announced the date ?

[fossil trench]

But of course they won’t do that

[rigid sparrow]

If the game goes F2P
give us the next battlefield free for the ones who paid the full price

[prisma anvil]

Good, that they're doing it... Well not really cuz it should've been there front the start... But the fact that a simple, two column, 32v32 on one page and 32v32 on the next page with simple kills, deaths, assists , score, rank and ping with a single press of a key to see the second page is gonna take possibly multiple phases... Is just absurd... Don't get me wrong... I'm stoked for the board tho

[earnest verge]

yeah bro what else is new, ive decided to stop being angry and accept the fact i payed for a meme, i love memes so now im happy. All we can do is play something else for a couple of months

[lament plank]

You paid for the hope of kitty ears

[fossil trench]

They really oversold themselves the 128 players. It doesn’t work

[earnest verge]

you bet yo ass i did

[prisma anvil]

You bet your ass they did

[lament plank]

😻😽

[earnest verge]

❤️

[tender folio]

yes. btw, the concept isn't finished. I hope they make it more clean style

[lament plank]

128 players would be fine on bigger maps. But since they wanted the same maps within the confines of old gen consoles that put a bottleneck on development

[fossil trench]

They have 64 players and 128 players playing different gamemodes on the same maps. So much doesn’t work

Map design is so terrible they had to remove a breakthrough flag on Orbital 💀

[prisma anvil]

Yeah, just saying... They're just making things needlessly complicated.... It doesnt have to be that complicated.

[proper latch]

@lament plank no more like it was made by smart experienced people who gave a shit

[elder patrol]

You ever just

[prisma anvil]

I do

[silk jasper]

https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield2042/comments/sa32tw/ah_yes_the_classic_battlefield_2042_experience_in/
With Cross play on on a Saturday, can't even matchmake

[tender folio]

or big excel guy designs the scoreboard?

[elder patrol]

God I just wanna

[prisma anvil]

[fossil trench]

Adds scoreboard after 3 months -> doesn’t include deaths

Just… 💀

[prisma anvil]

I don't know man.... I'm just confused now.... Here ... You see that, that emote has been me this entire time since launch

[elder patrol]

Psssst hey guys wanna see something cool??

[prisma anvil]

Is it non-2042 content?

[tender folio]

it's like "Youtube remove dislike" so the users doesn't feel "bad". UX trend these days, maybe.

[elder patrol]

Yes

[prisma anvil]

Go ahead lad, we ain't snitches... The rozzers will never find out

[elder patrol]

🇵 🇮 🇪

[fossil trench]

These suits man… they don’t understand a damn thing about anything

[prisma anvil]

God I could go for some pie right now

[hushed topaz]

make that us

[tender folio]

everyone jump ship now. Mods are back.

[prisma anvil]

Shit ... It's the rozzers, run for it

[earnest verge]

not just mods, the most gangsta of them all

[prisma anvil]

Go in different directions...confuse him...serpentine...serpentine

[fossil trench]

Everything is about accessibility even if no one wants it. These companies think features no one wants will make them money. So out of touch

[elder patrol]

What are they gonna do? Take my pie? Insult me? Or 👉👈

[prisma anvil]

Probably send you to the shadow realm

Or the gulags

[fossil trench]

This game deserved to die

[earnest verge]

this only works against snipers, carb trained all his life to counter this move, we doomed i say

[tender folio]

they gonna force you to see pineapple on pizza in close up.

[elder patrol]

Kill me then

[earnest verge]

pineapple on pizza is fucking good wdym

[prisma anvil]

[tender folio]

not for me

[elder patrol]

[fossil trench]

Actually agreed

[prisma anvil]

Savages

[fossil trench]

A bit of sweetness on pizza actually tastes pretty good

[hushed topaz]

just ate pineapple pizza

[earnest verge]

swede radar going strong right now

[prisma anvil]

Jesus this truly is a godless place

[tender folio]

[prisma anvil]

You lot can fuck right off with your can of rotten herring in oil m8

[tender folio]

have anyone try Ice cream on ramen?

[fossil trench]

Funny thinking the amount to buy Activision was more than Nintendo’s worth

[earnest verge]

HA! whats next, u gonna tell me u dont put sauce on EVERY kind of pizza?

[hushed topaz]

i usually add ketchup on my pineapple pizza

[fossil trench]

Yeah no

[prisma anvil]

Ea was discussing buying Activision too

[hushed topaz]

gives a nice sweet taste to the whole thing]

[earnest verge]

knew it, swede!

[prisma anvil]

Could you lot imagine, if EA bought Activision... Oh god

[wise zodiac]

Could you imagine if Microsoft bought CDPR?

Would be wild.

[prisma anvil]

Hmmmmm

[fossil trench]

Huh? EA couldn’t afford Activision. EA is only worth about 40 billion

[wise zodiac]

Exclusive Witcher games.

[slate snow]

Nahhh

[prisma anvil]

It was under discussion...

[wise zodiac]

Sony will probably buy EA.

[slate snow]

Hopefully

[hushed topaz]

would be good

[prisma anvil]

Good thing imo...

[foggy crest]

Microsoft should buy capcom and square enix 👀

[hushed topaz]

capcom and square enix need to remain untouched

if developers are already great you cant make them any better just worse

[wise zodiac]

Square Enix no longer does Sony exclusive titles.

[prisma anvil]

Can sony just buy Konami and give us that silent hills game?...

[fossil trench]

Uhh why would it be? They couldn’t afford Activision. Even the 70 billion dollar deal was a lowball offer.

[foggy crest]

CDPR has only one good game

[tender folio]

you mean pachinko company?

[slate snow]

Cyberpunk is actually pretty good past all the issues

[fossil trench]

I need to rebuy Cyberpunk

[prisma anvil]

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-was-reportedly-in-the-mix-for-activision-blizzard-deal/1100-6499765/

[fossil trench]

Refunded that shit

[wise zodiac]

Is Saints Row 2 a joke to you?

[prisma anvil]

Just saying... It probably wouldn't have happened.... But imagine if it did

[foggy crest]

But capcom has Resident Evil , monster hunter , street fighter and square enix has final fantasy , dragon quest 🥲

[slate snow]

Do you realize how desperate Activision was?

[foggy crest]

I don't like Saints row forgive me 🥲

[prisma anvil]

Yeah... It's one of the reasons that pt teaser on ps4 didn't come to fruition... And why we haven't had a silent hill since downpour...

Fuckers just wanna milk their franchises through gambling machines... Dickheads

[slate snow]

Fuck Konami

[foggy crest]

Metal Gear Survive 🤣🤣🤣

[prisma anvil]

Dont

[foggy crest]

Couldn't even survive

[tender folio]

[prisma anvil]

That doesn't exist .. as far as I'm concerned that didn't happen

[glad mist]

dying game l0l

[foggy crest]

Silent hill

[fossil trench]

What does that have to do with it? I can’t possibly imagine them being so desperate to even taking an offer at all seriously. EA could possibly afford a billion-dollar acquisition. It doesn’t make sense

[foggy crest]

Castlevania

[prisma anvil]

tfw you'll probably never see a silent hill game again in your life

[fossil trench]

EA is a ant compared to Microsoft

Their market cap is literally 40 billion.

[arctic grove]

The advanced technology of a functioning scoreboard seems to have eluded scientists in the modern era.

According to archeological findings, the scoreboard was used as a tool to display information to the player. This information is said to include things like; Kills, Deaths, Assists, Ping, Name and in some cases player level.

Attempts to recreate this technology have so far proven to be fruitless, though scientists at EA/DICE work tirelessly.

Researchers into the topic predict further advances in the near future, though it is still uncertain when we can expect to see this technology return in its full capacity.

[glad mist]

do u want ea to buy activision?

[tender folio]

Silent Hill goes Silent

[slate snow]

Yeah but maybe they were the first to offer, activision was beginning to fail due to the recent cases so they had to do something lol

[prisma anvil]

I know... It probably wouldn't have happened... But just saying... Imagine...

[muted plume]

one reason microsoft bought them was because actuvisions stock was hella low after the shit that happened

[wise yew]

THIS needs to be pinned.

[prisma anvil]

Imagine ... Which one wouldve become more shit?.. bf or cod?... Or maybe both would've merged into one?.. or both would exist, but just go down equally

[slate snow]

Fuck Konami for screwing over Kohima and messing up metal gear 5

[prisma anvil]

He's in a better place now ... Dreaming up new weird shit

[glad mist]

cod is prolly more crap

[muted plume]

idk id rather play vanguard

[glad mist]

tho not far away from bf right now

[fossil trench]

This article doesn’t confirm anything. It just says it was implied. The deal wouldn’t happen. Activision would be selling their 1 million dollar car for $1, comparatively speaking.

[glad mist]

yeah tell that urself

[foggy crest]

COD was never crap and never will be it's the best video game franchise ever

[rich kraken]

vanguard is shit

[muted plume]

i’ve played both. at least in one i can play with good frames and a better looking game

[rich kraken]

i repeat, vanguard is shit

[slate snow]

Mw 2019 has better graphics no cap

[prisma anvil]

My guy.... It was a possibility .. something they considered ... It didn't happen, probably wouldn't have happened either... Just fun to imagine waht would've happened if that unlikely scenario came to pass

[wise yew]

would be playing bf2042 but it keeps crashing randomly after the latest update. GG devs. i was crash free through the beta and up till now. GG you killed another player off.

[glad mist]

buggy ww2 mw2019 reskin

[muted plume]

i won’t deny it but i’d rather play it

[slate snow]

I don’t think he’s understanding 😂

[glad mist]

rather play halo infinite. its popping off rn

[slate snow]

Boring game

[fossil trench]

It wasn’t a possibility though lmao

Wtf are you on

[muted plume]

eh halo is just a story game with a multiplayer as an extra. the multiplayer is just meh. but i’d play halo over both

[glad mist]

could have already seen the debacle coming in the beta lmao

[prisma anvil]

Fine... Still.... Just imagine a scenario where they went full desperate... Micro didn't give an offer, and they sold to ea

[glad mist]

i love the server banner btw

[slate snow]

It was a possibility

[glad mist]

such a funny contrast to wat 2042 actually is

[prisma anvil]

My man, why did you do tht to Sundance?.. in your pfp?

[arctic grove]

This game needs a hardcore realistic option. It's very arcade.

[strange widget]

there are hardcore servers and theyre way better

[fossil trench]

Maybe read the article the other guy sent? You really live up to your name lmao

[glad mist]

cause shes/he/it is super serious and super strong!
just like this game.
Angel does it again!

[prisma anvil]

She looks like blind al from the Deadpool movie...

[slate snow]

I’m being toxic?

[prisma anvil]

He'd live up to being a gorilla?..

[slate snow]

A toxic gorilla

[fossil trench]

No I’m talking to the guy behind you

[strange widget]

are you calling him a monkey????? thats racist?!?!?!?!?!

[glad mist]

racism?
LYNCH THIS GUY!

[slate snow]

[glad mist]

Mods!
Skin this person!

[slate snow]

You’re wrong and you’ll never be right sorry to say

[strange widget]

i love to swing on vines in my spare time

[prisma anvil]

🥖 He gets 3 bonks as punishment

[fossil trench]

Lol okay?

[slate snow]

Ok 👍

[glad mist]

hes forced to play hazardzone for 3 days as punishment

[slate snow]

[prisma anvil]

Jesus, quite harsh don't you think?

[wise zodiac]

[foggy tundra]

[slate snow]

Ban @fossil trench he’s wrong

[fast adder]

Can't even get on hazard zone lol

[prisma anvil]

[strange widget]

momke time

[prisma anvil]

It's fine officers, we're being good boys, nothing to see here

[fast adder]

Forced to stay on Hazard Zone waiting for squad screen is worse

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-air-quotes-gif-18226933

[glad mist]

exactly

[wise zodiac]

I see someone is trying to get someone banned?

[strange widget]

post monkey memes while mods are away

[prisma anvil]

[wise zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/ideus-vult-intensify-intensifying-intensifies-gif-8536803

[foggy tundra]

question mark intensifies

[fast adder]

Can I have bling Dice developer skins for free please Dice I am a good boy

[wise zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[foggy tundra]

denied

[glad mist]

mods are gone post battlefield3 memes

[prisma anvil]

Let the records show... We have been good boys

[earnest verge]

[foggy tundra]

this was also false

[slate snow]

I have dice la skin mod me

[foggy tundra]

ik what you were doing in ur other servers

[prisma anvil]

I'll pay you about tree fiddy and a Mars bar to look the other way

[strange widget]

is it true that mods pee once a millenia?

[foggy tundra]

southpark reference isnt enough for this fuckery

[foggy tundra]

no, we only sleep once a millenia

[prisma anvil]

Welp, worth a shot I guess

[sullen heath]

any news on the game or just the recent update still

[slate snow]

[foggy tundra]

just some updates and things and more things for things and a bit of more stuff for the things which have things for all the other things

[sullen heath]

running better i popped on for couple games last night was nice not getting stuck by the 40s

[prisma anvil]

Nothing m8, next patch mid-late feb..

[fossil trench]

That joke is dead unfortunately

[foggy tundra]

so am i inside but here i am

[fossil trench]

Should put it in a future episode though

[sullen heath]

need content more than anything i want to play but its boring asf

[prisma anvil]

the funny hides the sad

[foggy tundra]

im not sad, im just dead inside

[wise zodiac]

I pee every day. Sometimes several times, other times maybe twice.

Depends on fluid intake.. or if I have a prostate issue.

[foggy tundra]

[daring pawn]

I wonder if this game will be considered “god tier” when the next bf comes out

[strange widget]

can i take a look at you prostate issue

[prisma anvil]

Will ya stop leaving and coming back lad..

[foggy tundra]

[white geyser]

Too bad they could have make a new zombie mode and not the event

[wise zodiac]

No. That's just weird.

[sullen heath]

if its released as bad as this one for sure

[foggy tundra]

my brain did a hard reset from that comment

https://tenor.com/view/no-brain-loading-slow-gif-16361840

[strange widget]

i just wanna see man

[prisma anvil]

Allright, he's back in action ladies and gentlemen

[foggy tundra]

cease this weirdness

[strange widget]

[daring pawn]

Bf ww1 or bf vietnam. Anything else, I probably won’t buy

[foggy tundra]

[earnest verge]

[foggy tundra]

2142 remake or nothing

[prisma anvil]

Let's not do another WW1,

[sullen heath]

ww1? we have just had that... are you mad :/

[foggy tundra]

bf does not need another ww1 game

[wise zodiac]

Agree.

[foggy tundra]

nor does it need another ww2 game

[sullen heath]

that triggered me on all kinds of levels

[wise zodiac]

Vietnam. Must happen.

[foggy tundra]

it needs, a 2142 game

[prisma anvil]

We've had it, it was done well, and it finished on a high, let's not pull it through the mud again

[daring pawn]

Isnt bfV a ww2?

[white geyser]

It is

[sullen heath]

yeah but BF1 title before is ww1

[foggy tundra]

bf1 is ww1

[wise zodiac]

Vietnam is needed.

[foggy tundra]

no 2142

[arctic grove]

The advanced technology of a functioning scoreboard seems to have eluded scientists in the modern era.

According to archeological findings, the scoreboard was used as a tool to display information to the player. This information is said to include things like; Kills, Deaths, Assists, Ping, Name and in some cases player level.

Attempts to recreate this technology have so far proven to be fruitless, though scientists at EA/DICE work tirelessly.

Researchers into the topic predict further advances in the near future, though it is still uncertain when we can expect to see this technology return in its full capacity.

[fossil trench]

BFV was too casual for WW2 imo. They should make a visceral and gritty WW2 game like BF1

[sullen heath]

just give us a modern day shooter that is exactly like bf4 and 3 no AI bs boots on the ground lets go

[daring pawn]

Yeah it’s been 6 years since bf 1, that’s all I want

[white geyser]

[foggy tundra]

i just want 2 1 4 2

[sullen heath]

bf1 is still active why dont you just go play that?

[wise zodiac]

Then go buy 2142?

[wise yew]

as long as they kept viet nam GRITTY. and not weeb friendly skins .. id be down w a new viet nam war game.

[fierce gull]

I just want Recker

[fossil trench]

I’d take that too

[foggy tundra]

you cant buy that game anymore

[strange widget]

my grandad died in BF1

[foggy tundra]

[white geyser]

[wise zodiac]

Vietnam needs to get a modern update.

[foggy tundra]

its not even on ea play

[wise zodiac]

Or maybe even Korea.

[daring pawn]

Cause I want a remake, either ww1 type game or vietnam (more hoping for vietnam)

[foggy tundra]

korean war bf would be lit

hardly anything on the korean war

[strange widget]

cant wait to be NK

[fierce gull]

Afghanistan bf would be lit

[fossil trench]

DICE should just refund everyone of the battle passes and make a new game honestly

[foggy tundra]

like bruh, THEY EVEN HAVE A BEACH LANDING OPERATION

[sullen heath]

its far to soon for an ww game cods just popped one and BF has done 2 previously to this it would be suicide for them to even consider it imo

[fossil trench]

Make a 2142 game

[prisma anvil]

Sometimes lad, somethings are better left enjoyed in our memories.... Would you really like another WW1 game but this time, the antithesis of bf1?... a quirky, zany game with hero's and quips?... Bf1 did its job, don't drag its glory through the mud

[fast adder]

Can we get Operation Metro to Battlefield 2042 PLEASE PLEASE

[wise yew]

Korea was some of the most BRUTAL warfare murica was ever involved in.

[fierce gull]

we probably will in one of the seasons

[wise zodiac]

Afghanistan is a graveyard. It would not be lit.

[fast adder]

I can't say how much I want it

[fierce gull]

new metro and old metro in portal 🧐

[foggy tundra]

middle east games are overmade tbh

like most cod games and bf games involve it

[fossil trench]

More like undermade

[daring pawn]

Fair enough. Forget ww1, vietnam would be sick (no specialists)

[fast adder]

That'd be so crazy

[wise zodiac]

Cause that's the "it" thing now.

Fucking phone.

[foggy tundra]

only cause of the wars there rn

[foggy crest]

dude my mother is from afghanistan dont disrespect that place

[fossil trench]

We haven’t had a Middle East BF game since BF3

[foggy tundra]

sensationalizing is one hell of a concept

[fast adder]

Also 128 players OmegaLul

[fierce gull]

absolute chaos

[foggy tundra]

bf1 had a few maps in the middleast

[daring pawn]

That’s what I love about breakthrough

[foggy tundra]

and bf4 also had middle east maps

[sullen heath]

specialists could work in vietnam though as you wouldnt be able to add idiots flying about or zipping up to the highest point it would have to be realistic like flame thrower specialist stuff like that could be decent

[fossil trench]

Well I meant modern Middle East

[wise zodiac]

I think a jungle/mountain environment would be a good change.

[foggy tundra]

you got bf4 and bf2042

[sullen heath]

or fucking boris the wanker

[prisma anvil]

Let's see, Defo something modern tho... Doesnt have to be futuristic.. hell, alt vietnam could work man.. a scenario where vietnam didn't resolve itself

[wise yew]

SOG stuff. could work.

[daring pawn]

VIETNAM

[fossil trench]

BF4 is China VS US. BF2042 is Russia VS US. Boringgggg

[daring pawn]

I really want vietnam

[sullen heath]

what from the flat earthers paradise that we have now? i think anything would be an improvement lol

[foggy tundra]

its still the middleast

[wise zodiac]

Like the Chinese jungles, or Vietnam, or Laos/Cambodia, or the Philippines or something like that... or a Korean War thing....

Hell, some stuff in the Balkans would be neat.

[fossil trench]

I doubt they would make a Middle East game focused with terrorists vs US

[foggy tundra]

they have?

[fossil trench]

But it would be great

[sullen heath]

yeah would be to sensitive maybe in 10 years if it actually ends

[foggy tundra]

[fast adder]

Yeah I thought No Pats were everyone not just the US

[fossil trench]

I know they have. I’m talking about in a future BF game 💀

[indigo coyote]

looks like microsoft are starting to break protocol to refund this game lol

[foggy tundra]

was about to say, r6 and cod do that alot

but bf4/bf3 also had those factions too

or was it just bf3?

[fierce gull]

I mean china is probably like suffering right now

[fossil trench]

Modern Warfare had it

[wise yew]

i just had a terrifying idea. what if dice listens TOO hard to us and gives us a game where the EU bands together to fight america for the waning resources on the planet and bring them to socialism via force and catchy phrases.... oh wait... .. oh wait.. never mind.. i see what they did there. yeah.. bring on Viet Nam.

[foggy tundra]

if we go by 2142 lore, china was absorbed into the PAC

[prisma anvil]

Hm.... What if, atlernate universe, bf Vietnam... but it sparked the cold war to go hot?...

[fossil trench]

China? Mod ban this person! He said a bad word!

[fast adder]

What? I thought it was No Pats versus Russia and No Pats are not just the US so why is it US vs RU wtf???

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/subscribe-to-my-onlyfans-onlybans-banned-ban-gif-20504981

[prisma anvil]

No

[fossil trench]

China? Who’s China? We don’t know a China here.

[foggy crest]

dude i am chinese dont disrespect my country

[foggy tundra]

why not?

[wise yew]

NOW thats got a good tone to it. " dark universe" BF stuff. @prisma anvil

[white geyser]

Bring BF4 in the portal and don’t forget to bring back all of the weapons, vehicle attachments, and the factions in the game

[prisma anvil]

I'm poor lad, sorry

[fast adder]

Bing bong

[foggy tundra]

so you would if you indeed had money, thats terrifying

[foggy crest]

no we dont say that

[fierce gull]

Siege of Shanghai remastered 😳

[fossil trench]

Are you really?

[prisma anvil]

Just saying... Hell, you could even do a somewhat alt take on the Cuban missile crisis with that too...

[foggy crest]

i am half chinese and half afghan

[fossil trench]

Do you live in China?

[prisma anvil]

Wait.. no... That's not what I meant...

[fast adder]

Salam

[foggy tundra]

that is what you said tho

[foggy crest]

no i live in afghanistan

[wise yew]

wait.. does not china have the great firewall... is dude chinese american or ... in china?

[white geyser]

🧐

[prisma anvil]

Yeah.... J can't cuz I don't have money .. plus . It's onlybans, not onlyfans..

[fast adder]

What if I'm Chinese?

[wise yew]

no issue w the RACE from me.

[foggy crest]

u can meet pandas

[foggy tundra]

youre right, it is not onlyfans but also onlybans

[prisma anvil]

[fast adder]

Pandas are kinda chill ngl

[fossil trench]

Then why do you have a problem with people “disrespecting” China?

[foggy tundra]

pandas are.....

hmmm

pandas are extremely strange

[foggy crest]

because father is chinese and mother is afghan

[fast adder]

Because he'll get Negative SOCIAL POINTS!!!! BE CAREFUL MAN!!!

[prisma anvil]

I wanna hug a panda..

[foggy tundra]

cool it

[foggy tundra]

pandas are bad at being bears

[fast adder]

China is the BEST!!! I love CHINA

[fossil trench]

I don’t have problems with Chinese people. I’m not a racist lmao

[wise yew]

imagine "dark universe" versions of all the conflicts that bf was affraid to touch. even the south american 'non wars' that murica had its hands in.

[prisma anvil]

So?.. I'm bad at being a human.... We got something in common

[foggy tundra]

cool it, i will not warn again

[foggy crest]

nice )

[fierce gull]

shit I forgot you could see someone's laser sight

[foggy crest]

🏳️

[fast adder]

Thank you can I also have Developer bling skin for having positive Social Credit?

[foggy tundra]

nah like, pandas are bad at parenting, they eat a plant their body isnt adapted to eating and is inefficient, they accidentally kill their young by rolling over them without knowing

[strange widget]

pandas are from china and penguins are from happy feet

[fierce gull]

thought a robot was shooting at me lol

[fossil trench]

China is a fucked up country where you go to concentration camps for speaking negatively about the government

[foggy tundra]

cease

[prisma anvil]

Could do... Just saying... Hell, you want alt conflict... The early 2020 indo china conflict that nearly resulted in ww3, do a riff on that .....

[strange widget]

brave comment

[white geyser]

Don’t remind what China did to the world

[fossil trench]

Nothing bad about Chinese people. Just China.

Okay @foggy tundra. My bad.

[wise yew]

a REBOOT of hardline.. but GRITTY narco wars. H Y P E

[strange widget]

CCP you mean

[foggy crest]

we will loose we dont have friends only country which will support us is north korea and india will be supported by russia we will loose

[prisma anvil]

Idk man.... Natural selection is a hell of a thing.... Thing evolved and survived.... Probably is doing something right to ensure its continuity

[strange widget]

damn bro, my credit score is in the negatives???

[foggy tundra]

it isnt

you know how much bamboo they have to eat a day?

its big brain hours

and theyre dumb

[fossil trench]

Don’t pandas occasionally accidentally suffocate their babies?

[foggy tundra]

really dumb

yes

yes they do

[prisma anvil]

Idk a few kilos...

[foggy tundra]

more than that

[strange widget]

lol stoopid pandah

[foggy crest]

nothing matters they can roll

[foggy tundra]

26-84 pounds per day of bamboo

[foggy tundra]

when the only way to get pandas to have offspring is to show them a video of pandas in the action, they do be pretty dumb

like thats an actual thing

[wise yew]

we talkin smack about pandas.. but i just realized i had an uncle that almost crushed one of his own kids panda style. SMH... we humans are not far from panda levels of dumdum

[foggy crest]

disrespecting an animal should also be a direct ban

[foggy tundra]

im stating facts about the panda

[foggy crest]

humans are also animal tho hmmm

[foggy tundra]

the original panda wasnt the panda, but the red panda

red panda is cute

[prisma anvil]

Just saying... You want the big three to come into a boxing arena and Duke it out... You won't find a better scenario than a slightly altered version of early 2020, just take that concept and roll with it ....

[white geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/saiai-sai-gif-23790844

[hushed topaz]

hell no

[foggy tundra]

although pandas are smarter than koalas

you hand a plate of leaves to a koala and they will have no fucking clue what to do with it

[foggy crest]

humans are also stupid they destroying their own planet where they live

[wise yew]

INB4 there is a zoo keeper just out of frame making it swing.

[hushed topaz]

opossums > any other animal

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/pandaflowers-gif-20694641

[foggy crest]

[foggy tundra]

this is cute

[wise yew]

TRUE. the only other creatures to do the same thing are termites. TRUEEEEEE

[turbid beacon]

Fix game

[hushed topaz]

pov u are a red panda going to your first date w your crush

[foggy crest]

🤣

[prisma anvil]

Pov you're an axolotl

[strange widget]

game fix

[foggy tundra]

specify

[fast adder]

Are there devs playing the game still I want to kill some for their skins

[foggy crest]

thanks for agreeing with me

[turbid beacon]

Hard to explain.

[foggy tundra]

axolotl are the only species that can be matured artificially via injecting thyroid hormone/iodine

[foggy halo]

wild animals

[prisma anvil]

Don't they also turn into salamanders if the environment isnt favourable?

[fossil trench]

Yes! Tell the discord mods and not the game developers to fix the game!

[foggy crest]

yep

[foggy tundra]

what youmean? they are salamanders

[wise yew]

odds are the mods would do a better job

[foggy tundra]

[foggy halo]

@foggy tundrafix the game

[foggy tundra]

big brain play

[prisma anvil]

Oh... I did not know that...

[fossil trench]

Lmao they probably would

[foggy tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/aceventura-i-dont-have-the-power-gif-9955075

[foggy crest]

yeah they are amphibian

[prisma anvil]

I mean, I'd trust twiggsy to fix 2042

[foggy tundra]

ye theyre family to tiger salamanders

i cant code for shit

[prisma anvil]

You'll manage lad

[wise yew]

i trust NO man. but i would be down to see the end product LUL

[foggy tundra]

the best thing im good at with videogames is photography

and thats stretching it

[arctic grove]

hi Twiggs

[foggy tundra]

cease

[foggy tundra]

hi

[fierce gull]

what the hell why does the nightbird feel different

[fossil trench]

I wish I had the patience for photography

[prisma anvil]

There ya go twiggs .. you get us cool location images.... You're like those Bohemia Devs.... only you're not gonna get caught for espionage... (Probably)

[wise yew]

resumes fantasy about bf doing dark universe alt timeline titles. * swoon *

[foggy tundra]

ive done reference photography for a dev group, playing while taking pictures is fun

[foggy tundra]

lmao

i think i have some screenshots here somewhere

[wise yew]

every time bf2042 crashes .. i watch another pestily tarkov video and that game gets more interesting by the day. NGL

[fierce gull]

no way they made this a computer

[prisma anvil]

There, twiggsy gets images, we get borissan to code... I start with the in-game lore.... Dude.... We should open our own indie studio

[foggy tundra]

nice

[prisma anvil]

Damn twiggs, that looks nice

[foggy tundra]

this is in metro exodus enhanced edition, the sams story dlc

[sage dock]

This entire time, I didn't know the MAV could float on water. This game continues to surprise me.

[foggy tundra]

there is

[prisma anvil]

[foggy tundra]

a lore card ingame

[fierce gull]

the MAV and the hovercraft can run on water so we will probably get naval maps in the future

[foggy tundra]

and its an amphibious vehicle one

hovercraft and mav are the only 2 you can use to get that card

[prisma anvil]

You worked for metro twiggsy?..

[foggy tundra]

no lol

ooo heres the taiga level in metroexodus

i just used the photomode thats ingame

hence why it says A4

[prisma anvil]

bruuhhhhhh

[foggy tundra]

[foggy crest]

which game has the most realistic graphics in your opinion

[sage dock]

I've been using the hovercraft to take advantage of the water so folks can spawn and sneak into sectors.

[prisma anvil]

You absolute cock

[past flare]

why nobody told me the M5 slaps

[prisma anvil]

Nah but still, good caps tho

[worn whale]

based Username

[wise yew]

bruh.. you VERY late to that party .. wait till you find the pistol caliber and short barrel

[foggy tundra]

of the metro series? metro exodus has more variety in landscapes and has better more current gen graphics than the other 2

[foggy crest]

one guy told me based means u agree with me

[foggy tundra]

but each game has its charm tbh

[worn whale]

yeah...

[foggy crest]

no in all of video games

[past flare]

im maxing it out now on rush

[foggy tundra]

i just used metro exodus cause the dev team i volunteer as mod for asked for that specific game

[foggy tundra]

tough question

[foggy crest]

cool man

[past flare]

ngl i wanna see a rush 128 MAXIMUM PTSD

[prisma anvil]

I gotta say, I like all 3 Metro's equally almost..

[stuck epoch]

hello there twiggsy

[foggy tundra]

bf1 bfv have some noice graphics, metro exodus is pretty good, MELE's update is lit af

[foggy crest]

ok imo flight simulator 2020

[worn whale]

I want Stalker 2, but guess what? I don want to get into politics but game risks cancelation

[young sequoia]

Hi dad

[foggy tundra]

WHO ARE YOU KIDS

[hushed topaz]

hey dad

[prisma anvil]

Wait excuse me what?

[young sequoia]

@radiant echo is mom

[hushed topaz]

welcome back dad how are you dad did you bring the milk dad

[prisma anvil]

What in jimminy crickets was that about stalker 2?

[bleak ferry]

COD is better than call of duty

[hushed topaz]

trolling

[stuck epoch]

got a question for twiggs

[worn whale]

game dev said game risks cancelation

[prisma anvil]

What happened?

[worn whale]

[stuck epoch]

if you dont mind

[prisma anvil]

Oh for fucks sake

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY

[stuck epoch]

hello to all btw

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY

[prisma anvil]

[young sequoia]

Goodbye

[prisma anvil]

God I hope stalker 2 doesn't get canned... God...

[wise yew]

makesure you run the holo sight that does not have the ADS slow down ( wifi ) untill you get the monocular russian kinda red dot optic..

[stuck epoch]

that was rude spoode

[foggy crest]

its one of the coolest upcoming game after next cod

[fierce gull]

which one?

[hushed topaz]

new skin where show

[stuck epoch]

since twiggs left, can anyone tell me if they really are making it a free to play?

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY i hope we dont get warning which we will get in few seconds

[past flare]

bet. rn im running red dot

[wise yew]

wait wut? and wut? and... wuuuut?

[hushed topaz]

we dont know

[worn whale]

send pic?

[fierce gull]

No one knows
if they are it will probably be hazard zone

[prisma anvil]

I just wanna sit near a fireplace, and listen to the music

[bleak ferry]

Whats her ig?

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY

[stuck epoch]

cause if they do, i want a refund for sure

[worn whale]

no of the skin!

[stuck epoch]

and what is up with no LAV ?

[foggy crest]

i just want to shoot saiga shotgun in full auto

[hushed topaz]

hazard zone might be f2p not the main game

[elder patrol]

My nuts itch

[bleak ferry]

You want a pic of sundance lol?

[prisma anvil]

I'll let out a sad blyat if it does get canned

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY
#removethetimerplease

[hushed topaz]

yes of the skin w the tiddies

[foggy tundra]

this is not confirmed

[young sequoia]

No what skin are you talking about idiot

[foggy tundra]

its just speculation and im not a dev

[stuck epoch]

lol

[foggy tundra]

[bleak ferry]

The pic with the titties

[prisma anvil]

Dude, how much for that?...

[lusty crescent]

its battlefield f2p all over again

[foggy crest]

yeah man that game was i think got cancelled or scrapped before too i am not sure

[hushed topaz]

click on it@prisma anvil

[prisma anvil]

Wait.... Did I just become a nft buyer.... For fucks sake

[worn whale]

yas

[foggy tundra]

cringe

[hushed topaz]

join server, profit

[foggy crest]

I ❤️ CALL OF DUTY

[wise yew]

hes probably stumbled onto a rule 34 thing. watch out. he mentioned breasts.

[foggy tundra]

thats enough of that

[next isle]

Move on

:)

[foggy crest]

yo

[young sequoia]

Uh oh SCATTER

[prisma anvil]

Oh no, it's the red rozzer....

[hushed topaz]

i sense an earthquake

[foggy crest]

he just want rent but he never fix the door

[young sequoia]

True

[worn whale]

EA wouldn't risk making a skin like that, I remember Ubisoft got sued for having a "NSFW" execution in For honor lol

[foggy crest]

[worn whale]

idk if its sued or whatever but they did get in trouble

[foggy crest]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[past flare]

i just saw a sundance splat on a wall and didn't know she was alive for a sec lol

[young sequoia]

Im going to bed

[prisma anvil]

They censor shit in the chat.... Sufficed to say nothing like that was even a thought for them

[worn whale]

yeah, they had an execution were the person you're execution grabs your Chest, people got mad at it apparently so they changed it

[stuck epoch]

welcome back twiggs, so my next question is, are they bringing back the LAV? or any close quarter combat maps like metro?

[foggy crest]

dude citra executed jason and that scene was also nsfw 👀

[wise yew]

having gotten the tier one skin for the squirrl girl. this made me smile as i never have to use her again LOL

[prisma anvil]

[hushed topaz]

Twiggs doesnt work on battlefield

[worn whale]

Found it, its this one ||https://youtu.be/tNRECmEfv4I||

[fierce gull]

lucky

[stuck epoch]

ah duly noted.

[fierce gull]

they got sued for that?

[foggy crest]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[worn whale]

idk if its sued or whatever the word it was

[lusty crescent]

idk if it was sued but they had to change it so she had her shield in front of her chest

[prisma anvil]

That's it?... People Got pissed over that?

[worn whale]

Yeah, sadly.

[wise yew]

WOOOOOOOOOOOW they actually removed that? thats sad.

[prisma anvil]

God, we truly are fucked aren't we?

[elder patrol]

What happened?

I'm making beef jerky

[sharp agate]

I'm curious as well

[prisma anvil]

Follow the reply chain...

[foggy tundra]

not a dev so dunno

[wise yew]

in a world where its OK to disembowel your enemy and listen to him cry in agony.. its not ok to have a hand fall on your character while they are killed by you. SMH truly borked and backwards.

[radiant echo]

[worn whale]

its not even THAT bad tbh

[prisma anvil]

Sexual content.......

[plucky plaza]

sexual content

[prisma anvil]

Wot in tarnation?

[stuck epoch]

thank you

[prisma anvil]

My brain cells have fired .. they have taken many moments to ponder this philosophical dilemma.... And I have arrived to the conclusion of...... "This shit dumb as hell"

[wise yew]

I used to think being born in the 70's sucked. but i would HATE to be a kid today w the curbs they are putting into peoples heads. my word.

[hollow pebble]

has anyone been having crazy bad stuttering when playing?

[wise yew]

not stutters.. FULL BLOWN crashes. since the last update.

[hollow pebble]

seems like only recent since patch

[plucky plaza]

Yeah I had a ton of stutters last night

[prisma anvil]

You think it's bad now?.. imagine 10, no 20 years from now

[hollow pebble]

aight. it felt like video card stutter but nothing has changed fps is sitll saame too

[past flare]

i got the black screen whenever i started the game so i reinstalled it, game runs fine now

[wise yew]

ima laugh cause if im still around im gonna be that grey haired old dude saying..' hit me i dare ya! ' and still be mean enough to make a 20 something back down LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[arctic grove]

goodbye battlefield I'll come back when it's interesting

[foggy crest]

good night man

[wise yew]

contemplated that. should not have to reinstall a game that was fine pre patch tho. no?

[prisma anvil]

I don't wanna admit... But I'll probably be one of those "back in my day" guy

[young sequoia]

Hi mom

[calm crow]

DAMAVAND PEAK WHEN

[prisma anvil]

Never ever

[past flare]

you're right. i didn't want to either

[wise yew]

i swore i was not gonna be that guy. but. too late. I member life before REMOTE controls and Cell phones. and life was BETTER

[fierce gull]

damn renewal is fun in breakthrough

[frank crater]

I can't wait to become a grandpa so I can say that to my grandchildren

[earnest verge]

before cells, sure, before remotes, doubt bro

[prisma anvil]

I remember me being the remote....

[past flare]

i wanna see rush 128. and plz let us throw smokes in the elevators

[earnest verge]

i was just going to ask what year they made monkeys illegal as pets, but nvm ur right, just get a kid

[prisma anvil]

Smack me once, I change the channel, smack me twice I hit the crt to get better reception

[wise yew]

born in 74. we had those "sonic" clickers that were not really remotes. they could barely work. was really just a over glorified door bell chime in a box.

so i shoulda said. " modern TV remotes "

[earnest verge]

hey whatever works so i can keep my lazy ass in the couch, ill take it

[radiant echo]

Nope.

[wise yew]

BACK in my day.. KIDS were the remote control.

[young sequoia]

Yes momymy

[radiant echo]

[earnest verge]

embarks story checks out

[radiant echo]

Lemme study in piece 🥵

[wise yew]

" jonny switch the tv to CHannel 2 !!! "

[prisma anvil]

I'm good, rather not try my hand at parenting

[wise yew]

yeah.... team no kids. by choice here. not gonna add one more to this.

[prisma anvil]

No

[radiant echo]

[frank crater]

[prisma anvil]

come on lad...

[radiant echo]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-tears-cat-point-gun-crying-cat-gif-17741904

[prisma anvil]

I'll probably just get a few dogs

[fierce gull]

god damn condors are op af

[wise yew]

for a split second before the gif moved.. i thought that was that pickle meme and i was SHOCKED and proud KEKW

[prisma anvil]

Damn.... He can probably see my house from up there... Jesus

[prisma anvil]

Have I ever lied

[wise yew]

there needs and i mean NEEEEEDS to be a BF Yeet awards. just a yearly recap of the BEST soldiers being tossed by random things

Best yeet by a tank, plane, jeep, best random yeet.

[prisma anvil]

Too many entries

They'd be sorting the submissions for years...

[rotund dome]

battlefield 1 > all battlefields

[wise yew]

you could run an entire youtube channel on that topic alone LOL

[prisma anvil]

How do think channels like zynxize and those lot came to the spotlight?

[fierce gull]

I wonder if they are going to do something about the spinning vtols

[wise yew]

BFYEETS sounds like a winner yt channel if ive ever heard one LOL

[prisma anvil]

I mean, spinning vehicles killing you is a legacy feature...

[wise yew]

TRUE.

[ivory shard]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724656050044928080/934468526188658778/image0.gif

[wise yew]

my fave ... all time... spinning dead horse ... flung me into the train on that desert map.

[prisma anvil]

Mine's the falling fiery airship spinning to form a fire vortex

[grim sky]

I hope this game becomes free cuz i havent bought it and want to try it out

[fierce gull]

They are probably going to make only one gamemode free

if they want to make it free but they said they have other things up their sleeves according to Tom Henderson

[wise yew]

i also thought that the horses should have had a STOMP feature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX_tKvOZqXU

[vivid prawn]

anyone played that portal infected mode? is it as good as the COD infected

[wise yew]

the tumbleweeds in chat have spoken.

[slate snow]

Bro no one plays hazard zone

[arctic grove]

they disabled it

[young sequoia]

Mommy is mad oh no

[grizzled whale]

it wasnt even infected. just infinite bots trying to kill 4 players

[vivid prawn]

ah i think thats a different one, i saw one with 128 players

are you talking about that zombie xp farm thing ppl complained about

[fierce gull]

stupid bitch

[hidden crypt]

Theres a good bit of people who play hazard zone, me being one of them

[arctic grove]

condoms too

[hidden crypt]

It's more battlefeild like than multi-player

[fierce gull]

I managed to went under breakaway

[prisma anvil]

Lim stop breaking the game

[fierce gull]

Anyone knows what this is?

[plucky plaza]

full transports are scary

[wise yew]

the more and more i think about the vehicles in this game.. im starting to think they tried to make this paintball field. not battlefield.

[fossil trench]

Bolte shouldn’t exist

[wise yew]

hit an attack chopper w tank main gun round two days ago spun it.. and it flew off. SMH

[plucky plaza]

Bolte shouldnt be in light category

[fossil trench]

Just a cancer vehicle

[wise yew]

Bolte is called a RIPSAW IRL @fossil trench .. and it DOES exist.

the howe brothers made it years ago.

[fossil trench]

I was obviously talking about in game?

[arctic grove]

Sniper rifle 😉

[edgy oriole]

could be the lobby "spawn" points or something like that.

[wise yew]

imean... DARPA 'dogs' should not exist IRL but they in the game too LOL

[fierce gull]

maybe

[plucky plaza]

Bolte itself isnt OP imo but having them in light category makes them basically seen everywhere

[fierce gull]

i managed to get under because of this lmao

[edgy oriole]

is this weeks challenge the horse shoe or was that last week? spiderman been messing with my mind.

[wise yew]

TBH. the bolt should be UN Drivable unless you have a gunner. that way.. its not wasted. and you should NEVER be able to seat swap back and forth as there is no room. ( i also belive that seat swapping should not be possible in choppers too ) dont @ me. LOL

[plucky plaza]

this week

[plucky plaza]

lmao unlucky

[prisma anvil]

Hmmm...

The bolte can have the 30mm gun fully rotate behind it right?..

[wise yew]

yep.

[prisma anvil]

So why not just limit that to 90°?... Facing forwards.. it can do 90 left and 90 right...... Can't do a full 360 or 180...

[wise yew]

imean.. i would be ok w that but you know this crowd there will always be someone that cries cause they love it the way it is.

[plucky plaza]

imo if Bolte is in a dif category so u cant mass spawn it, it can be more balanced

[dapper river]

I wish they nerfed the vehicle weapons on a vehicle-by-vehicle basis. the 30mm on the attack heli gunner is a peashooter now.

[fierce gull]

I wanna see his face

[hidden crypt]

Yall complaining about ground vehicles when air units are broken lol

[prisma anvil]

Just saying... The biggest twat tactic I see with it, is camping in the back with its arse faced to the enemy.... Prevents that.. directly

[dapper river]

it's almost like.... when uncontested and everyone ignores them, hostile air can ruin your day...... wow, what a concept...........

[dapper river]

well if they included the legacy mechanic of "ass of vehicle takes more damage" then it wouldn't be an issue

[wise yew]

i use anti material rifle on that badboy.... you can headshot w anti armor bullets. 😏 EVEN when turned around.

[hidden crypt]

Yea and the fact that the cool down rate for the spotters jamming ability is way to quick making them hard as all hell to shoot down

[dapper river]

spotters don't have a jamming ability, that's a proxy sensor.

[hidden crypt]

Plus the fact people play like sissies in helos and run away when they run out of flares

[wise yew]

AIR vehicles are not broken... the tools we have to TAKE them down are nerf caliber.

[dapper river]

yeah because.... that's how you survive? if the heli keeps getting locked onto and keeps having to pop flares, then they're not contributing and the enemy team is denied an asset. do you even read what you're typing?

[prisma anvil]

That too... Just suggesting ideas I guess

[wise yew]

said before.. hit an attack chopper w a TANK main round. and watched it spin and then fly off ( it was smoking but still it shoulda been grounded at the MINIMUM )

[hidden crypt]

The solution would be to make it where you can't get your flares back for a couple minutes

[plucky plaza]

That would not work

[hidden crypt]

It would cause most helos can outrun lock on anyway

[dapper river]

if you pop flares over a hostile zone where the enemy is actively working to take you down you're absolutely not outrunning lockon

[hidden crypt]

Expecially the littlebird

[wise yew]

they have the flares timed so they can chain runs. its been tested and note good pilots link up so they are constantly alternating CONSTANT flare coverage is possible when timed right.

[low light]

Flairs are annoying as hell

[prisma anvil]

I mean, couldn't they maybe look into spawn timers for the helos?

[wise yew]

they want PAINTBALLfield. not battlefield.

[valid slate]

Is it true that they might make 2042 free to play?

[foggy halo]

ass of vehicles is strong

[hidden crypt]

The little bird can legit outrun lockon

[fierce gull]

Maybe

[valid slate]

Bruh my money 😭

[prisma anvil]

Yesnt

[fierce gull]

they said they have other things in their sleeves according to Tom Henderson

[hidden crypt]

And alot of people main the little bird like it's a cancer

[low light]

They are making battlefield into a apex legends style of game so they can attract rhe red bull drinking kids in the masses.
It's not about making a product for the veteran players.

[prisma anvil]

Oh no...... Anyway

[hidden crypt]

I wouldn't mind if they made the little bird not so freaking op

[edgy oriole]

2042 RED BULL PONZI BAD GAME SCHEME

[glacial nimbus]

how do I get beeg xp

[arctic grove]

Agree

[fierce gull]

2042 redbull playercard

[wise yew]

jokes on them... as dice cant keep up w the conetnt that the apex team is putting out and damn sure cant do what the fortnight copy pasta dudes can put out. LUL RIP title

[hidden crypt]

The little bird is super good at everything it does plus the fact it doesn't even need flares since it's capable of outrunning lock on

[wise yew]

EVEN if they threw tons of $ at it and people they are too far behind and this lets " be hip and woke" thing they have failed with over and over. the masses have spoken they want gritty titles.

[low light]

Little bird isn't OP the missle launchers are under powered.

[wise yew]

TRUEEEEEE

[prisma anvil]

Hmmm...... My bet... To see how things go.. 1. Fix the AA launcher lock.. (it doesn't sometimes)...and increase the helo spawn timers first..... Before nerfing the vehicle

[hidden crypt]

Dude the littlebird is far from underpowered

[wise yew]

n e r f cannons everywhere.

[hidden crypt]

It wrecks points on breakthrough

[plucky plaza]

I wouldnt mind if they buff the jet turning speed a little too

[prisma anvil]

Yes, that's cuz the maps are crap..

[wise yew]

we are not saying its underpowered.. we are saying the things to KILL it are UNDERPOWERED.

[prisma anvil]

That's the issue innit?.. the ol anti air vs air debate

[hidden crypt]

Well I think the little bird because of its ability to outrun lock on it should have a slower cool down rate on its flares

[wise yew]

littlebirds should be SCARY af. but brittle they should be glass cannons.. and there should be a penalty for those flares.

flare too offten and your guns are on cool down too cause of heat or something.

[prisma anvil]

Hmmm... I mean... There are tactics to mess with pro pilots... The sundance nade followed by a AA missile combo thingy

[hidden crypt]

Yea people who run away and constantly flare should get penalized for it, just like those people who sit in their spawns in tanks

[wise yew]

or even better.. FLARE too close to your guns being on over heat and have a 1/20 chance to self detonate rounds and go boom.

[hidden crypt]

Both should receive some kind of penalty for playing like scumbags

[low light]

No NERF of weapons.
That's how they ruined BFV.

Keep it all stupid powerfull.

I would use common sense powerful.

So does a pistol shoot across the map head shots or is it more powerful than a shot gun or machine gun?

[prisma anvil]

Just saying .. maybe look at external factors other than the vehicle itself before nerfing it...

[wise yew]

agreed

[hidden crypt]

No im not saying nerf the littlebird in any major areas but maybe make it so you only have a set ammount of flare refills

[wise yew]

lets talk about AIM.. and moving console kids into their own arena so the pc folx can not be saddled w forced aim malfunctions. and give us SKILL back so we can MAYBE kill things better.

[hidden crypt]

After that you need to rely on your skills as a pilot

[prisma anvil]

Cuz my belief still is, that the spawn rates of the vehicles are too quick... Air should be strong... But they should be 1. Glass cannons, 2. Think twice, nay, thrice, before going balls deep into a enemy rich zone

[wise yew]

agreeeeeeeeeeeeed

something is DEFO wrong w your title if TANKS are weaker than lil birds.

[hidden crypt]

Valid

[low light]

Anyone listen to meat loafs I'll do anything for love while playing battle field ?

Kinda fits the game.

[hidden crypt]

But I will say that maybe limiting how many flares you have would be nice

[prisma anvil]

Another thing to consider is the gadgets being unlocked .. air has to be strong, cuz at any given time... 35-40% of the other team is running anti air...

[hidden crypt]

That'll also allow more people to get a change to play helo too

[fossil rain]

Casper from BF2042x is the only specialist I accept cause he’s the only one who looks like a soldier

[wise yew]

imean.. they limit the ammount of nades you carry as a soldier... should apply to vehicles as well.

[fierce gull]

he looking cute

[plucky plaza]

Mackay does as well

[hidden crypt]

You realise that Irish also looks like a soldier

[rustic spire]

irish is great

[prisma anvil]

Dozer too

[wise yew]

uh.. irish is a purdy good looking SOLDIER... ahem.

[hidden crypt]

Yea so does dozer

[prisma anvil]

Dozer's a heckin chonker

[hidden crypt]

And angel does also if you have his uniform variants

[plucky plaza]

Angel looks like a soldier

[rustic spire]

if dozer's shield was more useful id play him more

[wise yew]

angel is about as much a soldier as he is a dentist and or a car salesman.

[hidden crypt]

Angel dresses like a feild medic

[prisma anvil]

Imo dozer makes a great repair/engineer kinda specialist... His explosive reistsance is a godsend when it comes to repping friendly tanks... And that tank is being pelted

[hidden crypt]

Theres a few operators that look like soldiers

[fierce gull]

man someone explain how tf did I lock on two

[prisma anvil]

Wait

[storm jolt]

soflam maybe?

[fierce gull]

my first missile just ignored them

[daring pawn]

Bf 2042 logic

[prisma anvil]

[hidden crypt]

Also irl the gunship helo shoots rockets faster than what it does in game

[haughty plume]

Who?

[prisma anvil]

The hell are ya doing @fierce gull ?.. first falling through the map, now this?... You doing a 2042 all glitch speedrun or something?

[hidden crypt]

I feel like they should change it from being slow to it being able to fire 2 in quick sucession

[fierce gull]

I think it would be too op if helo rockets shoot fast af lol

[hidden crypt]

And then having a cool down for a sec

[fierce gull]

im on a bugstreak

[prisma anvil]

Bruhh

[hidden crypt]

2 wouldn't make it broken

[hollow arch]

Casper looks like a dork, not a soldier lol

[hidden crypt]

And im only saying 2 if it is firing on infantry

Not if it's locked on to a vehicle

[prisma anvil]

Looks better than the "yeehaw chucklefucks" twat that is macaky...

[wise yew]

40000% this

[hidden crypt]

If your free firing it's rockets it should be able to fire 2 quickly

[hollow arch]

No, he doesn't tho

[low light]

They need to make more vehcials able to spawn at once and quicker to be able to get.
Having to wait 1.50 is absolutely stupid.
Having it is you can only have one of each class of vehical out at a time is stupid. These maps are huge maybe make it so we can transport across it faster.
Want a fluid game make it easy to move.

That's why BFV had huge map issues with teams being spawn trapped once they get pushed back.

[wise yew]

cause you know RED FLANNEL is that god tier CAMMO

[hollow arch]

He looks like a nerd in soldier clothing

[fossil rain]

Ngl DICE should add a specialist and Mil-Sim. That is just a basic soldier model. The only downside is that they don’t have a class specific ability

[amber canopy]

Is it bad that i only get on to do the challenges and get off? ;-;

[hollow arch]

I'm not that the others look better

[prisma anvil]

"futuristic camouflage"

[hidden crypt]

Thats a bad idea, vehicles already raise enough hell, we need slower respawn times if anything

[hollow arch]

Hell, the old guy looks more like a soldier then Casper

Casper's lines are dorkfull as well

[plucky plaza]

Caspers lines are decent imo, probably one of the best in the game

[hollow arch]

It's like his face and demeanor don't match

[hidden crypt]

If they followed your suggestion it would turn into get killed by vehicles 24/7 simulator instead of battlefeild

[elder patrol]

Dude I need my tuk tuk with truck nuts in game now or I'm gonna poop on dice headquarters

[wise yew]

i get it. i get it. Everybody went colorblind after the ozone layer burnt off after the usa blew holes in it w their sattalite weather control device. But its red blue color blind. gotcha. makes sense now. McKay is tier 1 red flannel cammo. i geeeet it.

[hidden crypt]

That blackcomb guy isn't too smart is he

[prisma anvil]

Send resume to Marcus lehto... That's all I'll say

[fierce gull]

My medic did the impossible 😳

[fossil rain]

Kinda wish they made the enemies more recognizable though

[fierce gull]

Don't ask me why i was shooting my magnum at the heli

[wise yew]

they already have my info. was on the team w combat studios and on the Q/A team for bf2. ( or they should have it ) LOL but yeah.. they could use all the help they can get.

[fierce gull]

I had a hard time trying to revive teammates that were through fences or objects but how the hell did this medic do it

[prisma anvil]

Getting rez'd in 2042?... Was that in the 3.2 patchnotes?

[prisma anvil]

[plucky plaza]

Think so, coz i never saw it before

[storm jolt]

it looks cool

[low light]

Donz if you can't find a way to not get killed by vehicles go back and play COD with the little kids.

[fossil rain]

Also I need to remind myself that we are not technically soldiers, we are NoPats, mercenaries

[prisma anvil]

You are not a part of, but affiliated to

[arctic grove]

I just had an idea for a Boris skin: An Addidas Tracksuit.

[fierce gull]

Nike*

[prisma anvil]

Stop giving them ideas for fucks sake

Gib tactical

[arctic grove]

Fifa players in bf

They need to bring players somehow.

[elder patrol]

Mmmmmm I love ticking off both sides of the bf fanbase lol

[fierce gull]

they can bring back players if they add metro

[prisma anvil]

Thats for when the going gets real tough

[fierce gull]

that's like ez 500,000 players back easily and Locker would bring like another 500,000

[arctic grove]

Agreed

[fierce gull]

If they add Recker that's instant 1,000,000,000 players

[arctic grove]

Hell just bring back classic bf maps and we have a deal to start with.

[elder patrol]

Add operation locker

[plucky plaza]

imagine 128 player locker

[prisma anvil]

I don't want to

[daring pawn]

True

[fierce gull]

if he speaks that's another 1 billion

[prisma anvil]

Brain hurty by just thinking about it...

[fossil rain]

128 locker: Tactical Penguin Huddle

[prisma anvil]

What if he default dances?

[fierce gull]

negative infinite players

[plucky plaza]

then thats another 7 billion

[prisma anvil]

Fucking imagine that huh?...

[fierce gull]

[fossil rain]

Rip 2042 lore

[elder patrol]

Pasta noodles

[prisma anvil]

Recker comes in to a battlefield-ized version of the ali-a theme and starts default dancing

[fossil rain]

Is there even lore of the game anymore

[prisma anvil]

I think limited has blocked me by now

[plucky plaza]

imagine Angel default dances and you can hear him saying all his voicelines everytime he kills u

[fossil trench]

I’m glad Hannah is canonically dead

I dropped her so fast in my first playthrough

[elder patrol]

"What's up guys ali-recker here with battlefield 2042 in today's video we find the legendary cure for aids"

[prisma anvil]

[fossil trench]

Recker being a silent protagonist was a missed opportunity

[fierce gull]

proof we are shooting blank rounds

[old echo]

omg i just finished a breakthrough, got all objectives within 12 mins

[prisma anvil]

Macaky comes in center stage at the end of round screen and dabs constantly

[plucky plaza]

goodness me

[prisma anvil]

Hey atleast the rocket launchers work eh lim?

[fossil trench]

Toy Story crossover with Mackay when?

[prisma anvil]

We've already got it

[fierce gull]

[raw wigeon]

guys easy anticheat or ea games servers down ? I download it from origini site but it downloads very slowly. no problem in speed test

[fierce gull]

it had invisible potion effect on it that's why it disappeared

[wise yew]

i hate myself.. but i cant UNSEE " to infinity and beyond" now. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/6/66/Dozer_Tip_of_the_Spear_Set.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/354?cb=20211219221107

[prisma anvil]

I mean... That's not too bad

It defo could be worse m8

[mental cave]

guess what weirdos, cod is staying on playstation

I want to take this moment to say I was right you were all wrong

[plucky plaza]

I mean it would be a horrible choice to make it only xbox and pc imo

[prisma anvil]

That's a solid angel moment

[plucky plaza]

[prisma anvil]

[plucky plaza]

[scenic tartan]

you know when people obsess over little details that are missing like a toilet not flushing in a game the right way or something stupid it feels really nitpicky just to make the game look bad
when you shoot a blade of grass it doesnt actually make the grass get cut either

[naive quiver]

Don’t need to guess , cod will stay on PlayStation market

[fierce gull]

Dozer dies

hm i forgot to reply

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-no-please-no-gif-5026106

[arctic grove]

Cod was always on all platforms..Only perk ps got was able to play dlcs early or an early release date.

[wise yew]

all i hear is.. " micro transnactions... micro transactions... everywhere".... https://i.imgur.com/d3G02BU.png

[mental cave]

gamers are spoiled people, they forget where they came from. where every game looked like paper maché textures

[wide violet]

wasnt it like that on Xbox back in the 360 days?

[prisma anvil]

Welcome to live service and battlepasses

[mental cave]

and theyre still keeping that agreement even with Microsoft owning it lol

[naive quiver]

Cod wasn’t good on pc before cod 2019

[fossil trench]

Standards change

[wise yew]

NGL.. i died inside back in bf4 w battlepacks.

[wide violet]

battlepacks where so easy to ignore tho

[prisma anvil]

I died when I got a damn squad xp boost for the 12th fucking time from the legendary battlepacks in bf1

[wide shore]

BF4 battlepacks were so shit

[wise yew]

true. and its easy to ignore a cough from smoking in the begining. but cancer is still cancer and progresses. sadly.

[mental cave]

these gonna be easy to ignore too cus its just skins

unless you're playing csgo, skins don't make you better

[wide shore]

Battlepacks in BF4 were not easy to ignore though. They were how you unlocked attachments for guns

[arctic grove]

which is fine. There should be honor. after that its anybodys game.

[worldly ember]

This game is a joke

[naive quiver]

Which game

[prisma anvil]

Life?.. if so, true

[wide shore]

What a cool guy

[naive quiver]

😂😂report this guy he want to cheat

[fierce gull]

who wants to cheat?

[naive quiver]

@worldly ember

[mental cave]

lifes a joke cus it always finds a way to make you smile and laugh

[prisma anvil]

I just get Shafted without lube m8... You paying extra for your package or something?

[arctic grove]

Angel and mackay are the best things to come to 2042

[wise yew]

obvious troll is obvious.

[fierce gull]

I think I just proved that the game is call of duty sorry guys

[worldly ember]

Want to and doing is a big difference

[mental cave]

yeah, I manage to pay for gigabyte speed internet. I'm on the deluxe edition

[prisma anvil]

You probably got the early enlister bundle too

[wise yew]

@worldly ember dont message me dude. speak to mods thanks.

[mental cave]

yup, got lucky and spawned in California too

[north kraken]

only 2 hours till the first australian conquest server will have enough people to start. wooooo hooo

[prisma anvil]

Ahhh.... My spawn is comparable to being spawned infront of an enemy bolte

[mental cave]

[prisma anvil]

the funny hides the sad

[mental cave]

just redeploy bro

[prisma anvil]

Can't stuck in a perma-down state

[mental cave]

[wise yew]

thats not downed. thats a new dance move. NoPats take on global warming via dance.