#battlefield-2042
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How else do they stay live service? š
They donāt
Buy a well put indie game
Dude. Iām on the PS5
buy terraria for $1
Generally non live service games have more to work and grind for, as not everything is under a price tag
PS5 doesnāt has any other games than battlefield or furry gun?
EA fucked up with BFV giving us great default skins they learned their lesson now we gotta pay up to shake the generic skins that come with bf2042
Firstly. Just because a game offers skins, doesnāt make it the devil.
Iām sorry what?
Y'know it kinda bugs me people doubt DICE L.A. so much in regards to Portal when they've only ever proved they are fully capable of giving what fans want lol
This game 100% disappointed sorry guys
I have no clue why I was responding to someone there but okay Discord
That message was 2 hours old lol
naw man pure BF player know what's up with portal
Battlefield 2042 | Release (Gold/Ultimate)
Releases <t:1636700400:R> (<t:1636700400:F>)
Iām not sure how to feel about portal If the movement canāt be changed to fit those games
Ultimate Squad! Riiiise up!
When is 2042 early access gonna release?
I still wonāt have fun playing 1942 maps If everyone is jump shotting
Movement is perfect
I fully understand doubting DICE Sweden but DICE L.A.? Nah fam
You can change the movement
@maiden creekth nov
Is that confirmed?
yes
Yes sadly
Yes
Oh damn, to what extent though
Movement is awful
This game 200% disappointed bf2042
Yep
Like I said before. Dice la developing dice to the fans be like: "We can avert war between our nations, no EA, no money changing hands, just 2 soldiers speaking the truth"
Disable prone, no tac sprint, same sprint numbers of past games for example bf3 etc
Can I make jumping slower? Can I remove sliding? What can be done
Battlefield 2042 literally has the best movement out of any Battlefield
Huh

Hard disagree 
Ratio + you fell off
for sure bunny hopping will be removed
Yes you can remove sliding in portal as well
the best movement is cod mw2019
Ratio + no one cares + who asked + fell off
I just can't imagine building up the great movement system that was in BFV and then tossing it entirely for whiny streamers and comp players lol
Agreed. If only the maps weren't shit
same
I dunno man....BFV had some good stuff but the sliding was wacky
Wacky sliding
idk whats so bad about double tap sprint and sliding down hills, yall like running to objectives 2km away at a snails pace?
This'll just be that one game that is friendly to cod players since Activision shit on itself.
MW 2019 movement should set the example for skill gap movement
sliding what a weird concept what vodka drunk swede came up with this?
Because people canāt aim
Not just sitting in a corner
MW19 movement should be burnt and never come back
2042's movement is pretty comparable to 5's. Just needs crouch running back.
No it isn't, nearly every animation from V is gone.
so i went to origin and saw bf2042 only for 53$ wtf
MW19 would have died if it didn't have the movement and gunplay
I love leaning but i wouldn't cry if it were removed
Ehhh.. faster sprinting speed with tac sprint, no jumping penalty, higher jumping speed, longer jumping distance, faster repeated jumping, faster sliding, more spammable sliding, strafe sliding
Iām ok with tac sprint and sliding some people arenāt idk
Fun fact: without tac sprint, bf2042 actually has the same running speed as bf4, the fast bobbing makes it seem so fast tho
Quite the difference
Aka a skill gap
better movement
2042 feels a bit faster than 5's. Also super sprint is is just the sprinting perks from 3 and 4.
you're a soldier, im sure soldiers know how to combat slide
The reason battlefield was great is that it was extremely accessible
Not everyone game needs a massive skill gap
This is accessible
actually I wish they would add fatigue after long sprint like in bf2
I mean portal is player made content. A games selling point shouldnāt be dependent on it (Garryās Mod is exception but again itās different)
You can try mixing up your moves and you'll find success.
bf2042 feels like Apex for sure
Lol I remember that
Games shouldn't cater to the fat dads who get to play once a week and cry they get shit on
Far less than previous BF games though
movement aint a skillgap, it just makes being infantry less of a slog to get to sites and more fun
If you donāt like jump shotting, or have issue doing it for some reason, too bad youāre at a disadvantage
So what's wrong with BFVs movement?
Thatās really specific
do you also remeber nade drop right mouse?...that was so cool
I don't see how more movement options makes it less accessible. It allows to experimentation (and they can copy and learn from them)
Yea especially since the maps are so big now
jumpshotting aint really a thing i experienced in beta
I never played it so I have 0 comment
I kinda had to do it lots when surprised.
I was jump shotted around 80% of encounters, terrible
I don't want to comment on something I haven't had time in
Just adapt
Literally get better lol
its simple. add cooldown to sliding and jumping
How can I adapt to someone jump shotting lmao
Titanfall 2 players playing battlefield 2042 : š„±
I can't say there was much wrong with 5's movement, I would like to cancel mantling but that's about it.
Jump shot back? Practice your aim?
shouldnt be a jumping jack fest
Lol I just started playing bf2 like recently and yea, bfs old mechanics 
Deal with it then ig ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
The best Bfs is 3,4,2, 1942
But I donāt know if a person will jump, slide or run around a Corner, itās a gamble
Idk just don't sit there crying
It's reaction time buddy
You see them, they see you. You both react accordingly.
It's a fast paced shooter for a reason
hand to eye coordination
Well thatās what I mean by accessibility, not everyone has lighting fast reaction speeds
if i see someone jump around the corner i'll jump myself
Then practice
All previous BFās were slower, thatās the issue
But that's been any other battlefield toniq
You react to a guy running around the corner the same you do with someone jumping around
what is the best battlefield ??
I have no problem with the fast movement tbh. As long as they wont make it an absolute sweatfest
bf4
3
Titanfall 2
Subjective. People look back at 3 and 4 as the better-fields.
But 2042 is fucking amazing
sheeeeesh
Maybe 4 or 5.. Havent decided.
I'd rather have better animations, more movement options, than half assed animations, practically zero gun bob, and jump and slide spam.
BF has always tried to be cinematic and fun in it's movement. The cinematic aspect is pretty much gone, and therefore not as fun, imo.
Apex*
Literally idk what to tell you
i mean i score higher in bf3 but bf4 is the more complete game
I"m waiting for the launch to see what they've improved upon
BF4 was terrible due to the movement
Apex would be amazing if it had a TDM mode
Apex2042***
Battlefield has always been pretty quickly paced
So busted
In my experience
It has
But maybe that was due to noshahr canals.
Literally would be GoTY if it had a TDM mode
I liked it tho
it was more reealistic
Arenas doesn't count lmao
It was better, yeah I agree, but still super abusable
Like arcade TDM
Why? You asked for tdm it has tdm
Like a better version of 2042
But whiny comp players can't handle animations and cry at the sight of them.

Bf4's in comparison was broken, things like snaking across the map at high speeds.
Literally the baby version of TDM 
Yeah it was busted
The siege massacre 2016
BF4 jump shotting was really bad
Bf3 had lots of it which enforced the habit. That was fun learning it.
Arenas are the big boy version of tdm (quake) so you are stupid
Dude If the Remaster the Bf3 just tell me what's gonna happen to cod lol
I literally do not care
You are completely misinterpreting what I said
You are stupid
Can I just ask though. Whatās the fascination with making every game a movement based sweat fest?
Iāve never seen the appeal
It gives people something to learn
quake 3 was my first PC game and i still retain it's style of playing
You are literally not caring
Can we not have ONE game thatās not like that though?
I would not mind the movement in 2042 at all of they brought back the BFV movement features, and improved the animations.
Every AAA FPS now is movement based
BF4 was restrictive in terms of movement but its wasnt entirely a had thing. At least it made the game not become an absolute sweatfest.
It's bad for people to learn the movement and use it in full scale?
then give squad a try
Itās bad when the movement at its fullest scale is annoying to go against
@hidden sand Sadie Adler pfp I see
Adapt.
wait do u play squad
Every game with wasd is movement based
I've had to learn to adapt, Everyone has to adapt.
i do yes
Fucking pong was moment based
Every cod before advanced warfare, every battlefield before 2042
Ay yo we speakin facts ova ere
They werenāt directly movement based
Who wants a cheese burger
Literally adapt. If you're too much of a fat dad to play 2042, then go play Runescape
I'm more likely to react at a guy jumping around the corner than a guy casually scrolling through it.
let's fucking gooooooooooooooo it;s better then bf2042 right
Try jump shotting slide spamming in BF1
Modern Warfare 2019
oh god that game was terrible lol
I mean BF movement has never been this sweaty. BFV had the best balance of giving movement depth, but keeping the cinematic feel.
And it's used by speedrunners to full effect.
Iāll admit MW19 was worse than 2042 movement
deff the base bf2042 but i have high hopes for portal
Downvote
MW 2019 has insane movement, it just has shitty maps
It was so sweaty.....
Hackers in MW 2019 killed it
I don't think the depth of movement is bad in comparison, Suika. cause battlefield will be sweaty no matter what.
Hackers are in every game
Every single person. Slide cancelling 24/7
The maps were too big imo. Shoothouse was the best map
The best gamers truly are the ones that adapt to different games. Itās so true
Not in Battlefield games in Console lol
They tried something different and that's commendable@arctic grove
Mw19 best example
MW2019 revolutionized gun animations and set the standard so high to the point BO4 looks like it was released in 2013 
Cods modern warfare always better then bf games
Honestly i can't complain about big maps in cod anymore after ghosts, That game was atrocious.
āThe maps are too bigā
āI love battlefieldā
Itās just that games such as BF1 really werenāt sweaty at all
For a Call of Duty, they were huge and unorthodox
Iāve always played battlefield for the cinematic moments and intense fights
Thatās no longer a thing I can do
That's a lie. Bf1 had sweats and people abused its movement as well.
They were trying something new
Camping? More like adapting
Now I need to focus on meta loudouts and movement
People jump shot in that game as well
Perhaps, though I never encountered any, Iām on console too
Breakthrough? Ever heard of that mdoe?
@arctic grove
I'm on console as well. Everyone spammed the SMG08
They were even removing hud from from multiplayer but the community was like. ā:((((((ā

It's just that in return for this even sweatier movement, we have horrible animations, practically no gun/view bob, lack of movement features from BFV, all of that gritty feel is gone.
I would not mind at all if it didn't look as bad as it does.
youll get over it i thought id never adapt when bf2 came out
Huh, weird, I NEVER encountered sweats
Because there were literal burgers playing the game
why the bf2042 sniper's feels like playing with airsoft guns lol
I just ran through trenches and lit things on fire
Cause you're in either the EU or the U.S with the sweats being sparse in the population
Because they are
bf42 was a pure shooter bf2 added some much extra shit to adapt to
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I'm in OCE. You have to be sweaty and improve if you wish to actually have a chance.
??? Europe servers are the sweatiest. Asian servers on Console aren't that populated since most players there play on PC
Iām OCE too
OCE is literally the least populated server zone
Fuck SBMM
s.africa
We have round 10 15 servers per day, More than Africa/Asia for sure
Kids come out the womb with a controller in their hands now a days tho fr lol
dead zone
I used to be a massive cod gamer. I literary quit after I discovered that in battlefield, it had an emphasis in teamwork and most of the things that you can do in the cod campaign, you can do it unscripted on the spot with real players in battlefield and it found it more fun and engaging than merely just getting kills 
I don't mind skill gaps. But don't have the game look like shit in terms of animations and movement features, in return for it.
Better than fucking Fortnite
I bet they'll fix the animations at least.
That is why old cod had recruit difficulty
And they keep doing the DLC and shit right
I like when skill gaps are determined from positioning and gun skill, which is a very old school FPS ideology
Are you on xbox toniq, Because if so you've probably run into me.
Yes I am
Movement and gun skill >>>
On multiplayer?
Cod Mw2 perfected run and gun genre for the time
Might as well run these tags
Akimbo shotgun
god damn u right
Lmao I remember that
Rangers > models
You still have positioning and gun skill in battlefield.
The movement just gives you another way to play the game
I am not playing cod anymore I am playing doom >:)
Variety is king
Fat dads refusing to get better at gaming 
I really want to do UV Plutonia pistol start someday
Let me put it this way:
-
shot from someone in high ground, who made risks to get there (I feel I was fairly killed, I think about how to combat that)
-
killed by someone zipping around a Corner sliding, jumping, bunny hopping, sliding again (not fun)
Battlefield gunplay is based around luck for the most part, BF5ās was more skill based but still random
The recoil was random at times yeah, But it was mostly control based.
Imagine not having 60 hours a week to play games 
I love the mw2019 movement. I don't think it needs to be in Battlefield, Battlefield has never tried to do that and I don't think it should. But at least that game had solid animations and gun/view bob.
Imagine if you played titanfall 2 lmao
Much easier to control over random spread, which was good
I don't either. I'm a full time college student and I'm still able to be good at gaming

Ah yes, you whisper that at the next convention and all the ladies will throw themselves on top of you right then and there
they just add the double shift and finishing move just like COD mw 2019 lol lol lol lol
Hard to believe not everyone is a competitive FPS player huh
My clanmates have lives and they still kickass in game.

I'm so glad I understood that reference
I got a message recently saying "Why the fuck are you level 500?"
Not everyone but you should always be in the mindset to improve and get better
Oh you are level 500?
Nothing will ever be sweatier than MW19
Why wouldn't I be?
Sitting on your ass, complaining in the 2042 chat will only make you look like a dumbass
Just surprised. That's awesome though man
cod 2022
Cold War
500 gang
Very true
cap
Cs:go
Your moth
BFs movement has never tried to have a high skill ceiling, not deliberately. I don't see why you wouldn't rather play a game thats goal is that?
The only fun thing about Cold War is the zombies
CS:GO to the Polls!
Cold war zombies was fun
Literally play left 4 dead 2
yup
True. Even if the movement and gun animations were extremely good. I would say the extremely fast ttk combined with the movement made it an absolute sweartfest
But I can't support activision anymore.
Awful company
The SBMM didn't help modern warfare at all
yeah better then airsoft guns lol
Cod is just so sweaty now a days
Battlefield shouldn't cater to the fat dads
Beat it 
Was it ever not
Mw19 most maps honestly
It wasn't catering, it just wasn't It's style of gameplay. Are you incapable of thinking more than about fat dads?
Why are people against a game appealing to anyone besides sweat lords
I hate fat dads and beer bellies
If you want a casual game go play Destiny
Lmao āfat dadsā
Because they would welcome you with open arms
Battlefield has always been a casual game and theyāve now changed that for no reason
People want to learn in their games
Battlefield has always been casual 
You can have a casual game that appeases to the hardcore as well
People can learn through gun skill, levelling, positioning, and teammwork. Thatās what BF has always been about
If you want a casual game that appeals to beer bellies go play Destiny 2. Bungie would love to take your money
Mostly because of map size and lack of hot mics.
I hope devs know that
BF has always been great because EVERYONE can play a part no matter their skill in movement, gun play or positioning. Now thatās not a thing, thatās the issue
Positioning is just as important still
ššš go live in your echo chamber buddy
Why should BF change to another style when you could easily play Apex, or COD? Skills gaps are nice but BF has never attempted to make its movement like those games because it's not BFs style.
It's just that with more movement options because can... let's say, Diversify the fights. If a guy jumps and i miss my shots, My fault for not reacting accordingly.
Because fuck paying Activision I'd rather pay EA
Yeah thatās true I suppose, but there are no longer choke points so thereās no real points you must take over to advance forward
And even so, I agree there should be movement limits but you shouldn't take away the options
I am leaving this channel my brain cells are reducing
if a guy jump spams, They're a sitting duck because they can't move.
The thing I always loved about bf is how its a casual big warfare experience without feeling like an absolute milsim (lmao arma is hard)
BFV gave options and DICE decided to remove all of them lol
if a guy slide spams it's just gonna be awkward
We already have these limits in place.
Thing is, they could move while jumping in the beta
You can always do that.

I was bunny hopped ALOT because of how much easier it is
Jump shotting needs to go imo.
There is 0 jumping penalty
RATIO
Hi Bro
Absolutely none
Pace your jumps.
Will be disabling that in Portal.
That's why you aren't being punished.
.
Hey how's it going?
Slide cancellation addy twitch streamers yayaya
If I can change movement in portal, Iāll be disabling slide strafing, tac sprint, and jump shotting
Makes it more fun ya know
I hope we can make the slide like BF1s, was perfect in BF1 imo.
I doubt many will actually stay
Fine, with bf4
Yes yes yes one hundred yesses
considering the situation with community games in oce
BF1 did BF sliding perfectly
Average portal consumer: 
Average: movement connoisseur 
Bfv and bf1 guns go chukachukachuka lmao
Whatās the early consensus on 2042 so far looking like
eh
Meh
Seems right
Appeals to a different audience, clear theyāre trying to remove OG BF players
Thatās really all I got
I enjoy skill based movement in other games, but how extreme it was in the Beta just doesn't belong in BF imo. But again I wouldn't mind it if the animations didn't look like shit.
One thing i'll be doing if i can get a portal server running is seeing how the game runs with bf3 soldiers in 2042 maps
Movement queen

eww
how "early" is early access once you bought the gold edition?
š
Is that a cartoon br
7 days early i think
Tomorrow
So many of em
nice
Movement discussions because there's always someone who can't stop whining about "you need more skill"
Yes you need more skill
i like movement
Beer bellies be gone
Not every game needs advanced movement mechanics, does anyone need to hear this
it allows me to get from point a to point b
my advanced movement technique is using my mouse to turn my character
Main thing is boots on ground
instead of keyboard turning
Beer bellies be gone š£
Itās not boots on the ground when most enemies I face are in the air 
Ratio
As long as i can do disgusting things like this i'll be happy.
Can you stop baiting for 2 seconds Lunna
I hate beer bellies
2042?
And fat dads and casual gamers
I like to gatekeep fun from them
Love how this type of baiting is okay lol
Corny clown š¤”
It's the Battlefield server, it's a free for all in here
if you're a dad its automatically implied ur fat
What lmg is that??
FG42
Star Wars Battlefront 2077

Damn does that Lmg have no jumping penalty
Battlefield 2142
Yeah no just move on from this. Good to knock it off with the bait Luna
It does have a draw penalty
whats the bait
I thought most guns had a jumping penalty, clearly not
Slow
fascinating
Best support gun
Crazy how much better those weapon bob animations look lol
2042 doesnāt even have bob animations lol
Animations in every aspect have been downgraded and its so disappointing
The mouse in the house is chewing all of the furniture
We are setting the bait under the table
I would like some cheese
āAim assistā
Better aim.
What type of cheese 
Brie or blue
Smoked Gouda
Wait.
Fuck you guys im gonna go get me some aged cheddar
BLUE CHEESE?!?
That's disgusting
It's beautiful on toast dude
Yeah way
No we can't do this anymore
and good
God the graphics are so much better on pc it makes me depressed
Yes
You people have cheese that isn't fucking manufactured with chemical????
Damn I need to get a hold of these good eats
Yes
Everyone outside america bro
i'd rather play cyberpunk 2077 5 times beating it back to back each time, than eat blue cheese
true
Know what else is salty?
Way stop changing your name
I'm obese
You ain't ever lived if you've never had Kraft Singles
I'm Way!
being obese is healthier than playing league of legends
No
Which way is way going with his username?
You were Wayganba then Way now you're [FL} Way
I got my Tag
Fucking chemical cheese
Blue cheese is cheese with mould
dont insult mold that way
Blue cheese can cease to exist k thx
It's good mould
Is it good tho
It's so good larry
He lies
Ranch>
Blue cheese is mold. Don't know why a logical person would ingest mold other than penicillin but that's beyond me 
take it behind the shed with a shotgun
There is no good mould 
Cause its good mould!
I'm joking
this person needs help
No
Um yes welcome to the cheese chat everyone dunks on blue
Yeah it smells like old socks
Itās prob good tho fr
It's like anchovies. Once you get used to it it's not that bad.,

I never had an anchovie
Maggot cheese though. That is something i wouldn't touch.
Anchovies is just very salty fish
Oml pls don't mention that
Excuse me?
Parmesan is the worst
i dont really like salty
5 years if blue cheese ?
Or
Cancer?
Uh oh
Easily
Salt kinda overpowers everything
That's not real, surely
you WHAT

5 years of blue cheese
Smell wise
Surely maggot cheese is not real
Look it up. I won't talk about it here.
is it real cheese
This man has no taste in cheese
That isn't even cheese!
Why is it so orange
its orange??
"Look it up"? It doesn't exist, I will not acknowledge its existence
Natural
shit i always thouht it was yellow
Not real
You're right
But fr tho I love how this chat went from a heated debate to a cheese discussion
It's a darker tint of orange
i mean its called American Cheese.
Better like this
Anything American is fake
but its cheese
I never liked string cheese
Sargenta weāre real cheese people
Cheesier then a cheeseburger

what about Black Wax Cheddar Cheese
Made with corn syrup
super good
Shit isn't even cheese
Black wax just means the cheese is old
Came back & weāre talking about cheese 
I think it's just cheddar
nachoflavored cheeseball snacks are the best
@arctic grove hell yeah we are
Oh.
Mozzarella
The weirdest kind of cheese i've had was truffle brie
im wondering, will battlefield 2042 have a pre-load? im trying to find out but im only seeing articles for the open beta preload
Hey Way, have you played Divinity Original Sin 2?
cool thanks!
Dangit
Sharp cheddar>
Truffle brie is such a weird cheese
Sharp cheddar is good
Smoked gouda as well
At first you may not like it, But if you eat a different cheese you kinda miss the flavour of the truffles.
kraft singles + random bread doone done
i like velveta Mac and Cheese shells
They are but the cheese isn't
Like $200/pound?
do they have that in aus?
Ah
Velveta is like eating melted plastic
That my good sir is a four course American meal
Swiss no love
....you tasted styrofoam?
Truffle brie is 10 dollars for a small wheel
Styrofoam is pretty good wdym
Or just the usual thing you'd grab from foodland
It tastes of the smell and feel
Processed goo
Never had it before?
American singles
sounds liek a dating website
I remember the taste of every chunk of Styrofoam I ate as a kid
and they're single cause they're obese
I had a banging childhood
I remember eating a page of stickers
I ate cat food when i was 2
Way i really hate you right now
Good times
WHAT DID I DO
i ate cookie dough
YOU GOT ME WANTING CHEESE BUT I HAVE NO GOOD CHEESE AT HOME RN
Btw, I donāt recommend eating stickers
It was actually pretty nice
I really donāt
GO BUY SOME THEN
Put some ketchup on that bad bitch and you got a meal
cookie dough and cake frosting
I CAN'T BE ASSED
lets go
GET A DRINK WHILE OUT
Fortniteās free
I CAN'T DRINK
Who here lives in europe?
What's the weirdest thing you all have eaten?
COKE, GINGER BEER, SOMETHING
For research purposes
That cat food must've been really good if you still remember it from that long ago lmfaooo
Stickers
Lmao
YOU'RE HILLARIOUS
Dang no one?
Basically Suika lmao
Imagine not living in Australia
Were they scratch and sniff?
lol i played the 2042 beta more than ive played BF1 and 4 combined
The cat wasn't too impressed.
Does Australia have American sections in grocery stores?
*Leaving
No, they were the rainbow back ones, I donāt know if they still exist
I'm not sure
Ikr its weird
All I remember is vomiting blood and passing out
If it makes you feel better im pretty sure i ate a dog biscuit when i was young @next onyx
LMAO
and its like nothing but fatty foods?
The dog must of been pissed
ššš
i ate a worm once
I never ate paper in school
Oh yeah I also sniffed dirt once
yeah
That went as well as you would expect
Y'all eating some weird shit god damn
I probably still have tanbark in my lungs
..............this is now a food discord channel
You name it I've eaten it
At the age of 3 I dipped a chip into dirt and dog water then ate it
Jesus christ
theres just nothing to talk abouttttttttt
I've licked battery acid
On a different note
Checks out
Has anyone fallen through a window before
No
Aye man it's called buffing the immune system
Hell yeah it does
arent magpies this really annoying bird in Aus?
There's a reason the Marine Corps wanted me
They do their own thing
like any other bird?
They're extremely territorial
Yeah
Just donāt bash their nests and youāre fine
Yeah except Magpies aren't assholes.
have you ever seen an Australian?
Now that you mention it
Steve Irwin land š
Oh are we talking about random things we've ingested that absolutely wasn't good for our health? Bet. I'm bout to win this game.
..........go on
Oh god
People who donāt live in Australia are missing out ngl
@arctic grove kraft singles + a half loaf of bread thats been gutted..
We have iconic food like microwave meals
Only bad thing I ingest is cheeseburgers
i like being able to play with a bunch of people in online games with low latency tho
My latency is generally 9, which isnāt bad
but theres not a bunch of people
I'm on a ping of 27
Damn thatās high
you sacrificed latency for people
Eh it's not that high at all
that sounds bad in retrospect
My ping usually hovers around 19
Heh
that is that country in blue?
Damn those Emus
Yeah it's Madagascar
Yay geography
My ping is usually around 70 because DICE decided to toss out Central US servers for BFV š
Iāve only ever seen an emu once š
The Great Emu War
And it was just walking around
I want an emu to kick my shit in
no im lying i never pet an emu
the true battlefield
I did have a flying fox bat ride on top of my head
it was neat
they're like flying puppies
God nothing is invading that country in the middle of that continent up too the left
most adorable bat ever
I've only seen a squirrel once in my life
Portal should have a mode that uses the Aussie skins from BF1, and you gun down waves of emus.
Intense hand to hand combat with a wild emu
I've eaten glass, I've drank bleach (don't ever fucking do this, I used to have a disgetive system made of Chuck Norris), I put napkins in a water bottle, swished it until it was paper soup, and drank that shit too. I've drank spoiled milk with piss in it (this actually has an explanation and it wasn't my fault, don't look at me like that).
Do I win yet? š¤
Come to America
Eaten glass?
Jeeeeesus
LMAOOOO
that are easier ways to get yourself to the hospital
like playing league of legends
Paper soup
Yep you've topped it.
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that Kylie
I don't have an iron stomach anymore. I don't think that surprises anyone. I've used up my superpower. š
I once sipped a Mikeās Hard Lemonade when I was like 12.
?

You sipped alcohol at that age?
Oh is that what it is?
Yep. Never touched it since.
Don't. Trust me hangovers aren't fun
We all have ate someoneās boogers honesty
No
I never had a drinking/drug phase.
i ate a worm
I actually know people who did :/
I mean...technically speaking, anyone you kiss...
That was me at 15, 2 years ago

Theyāre now homeless but yeah
I knew kids who were addicted to Cigarettes at 11
Woah
I only got into drinking last year
Donāt understand
It's so easy to over do it
i know kids who were playing fortnite at 11, god rest their souls
just horrible i know
terrible
Ehhh fortnite isn't that bad
Damn 11? How do they even get them?
arrest this person
It honestly is. Withdraw is a bitch aswell
If they enjoy it more power to them.
Disgrace to video games
Their family. Pretty awful
Usually stealing it
I stole alcohol from my father
Damn, were you heavily addicted
Yup
At 15
The Skins and dances are cool
Yeah, I used to be an alcoholic, and the best advice I can give to anyone is if you're thinking of drinking alone, make better decisions because that's the first step down that flight of stairs that's gunna be hell getting back up. š
Thatās pretty sad to be honest
I do know that
Iām glad ive never tried alcohol, I probably never will
Wonāt make my life better by doing it
It's something you can easily live without.
I have had enough problems with my Mental Health. Last thing I ever needed was addiction. That shit always scared the hell out of me. So Iāve never touched anything since that day.
Iāll stick to my love for sugar free coke 
i jsut did one of the most american things you can possibly do
Fuck yeah! I'm proud of you! šš»
I just put a tombstone pizza in the oven at 2am
I dealt with my mental health through drugs and alcohol so consider yourself smart

I'm prone to getting addicted to substances so if i ever feel that urge i usually weigh it against my wallet and my needs and decide against it
I get that Way
It can be scary
Itās all mental mostly
Yeah I can relate to this. Already have too much worry about, can't add more to it lol.
I tried going cold turkey off of alcohol and it almost killed me
Like I said. I never had any problems. I had one sip of booze when I was 12, and never touched anything ever again.
Yep. It's always cheaper to not be an addict.
Ohhh yeah i heard that you can get seizures going cold turkey off booze
That is genuinely scary
Yup
Not to mention alcohol poisoning
And Liver disease

Aye dude
It's literally two affllications that can wave to either side
I would imagine
Moderation in life is key
Basically.
The worst thing is that people usually don't question your age as long as you have money
shut up u fat mod go outside for once
Over here they don't ask for your ID if you've been to the place several times.
People stopped carding me recently and I'm not sure how to feel. š
Must places id in USA
Oh lord lmao
Back alley
Like someone 21 buys beer, sells it off for 1.5x the price to a minor
Why was the Wii-U so poorly recieved?
Or twice the price
Advertisement for it was scuffed
it was?
Everybody thought it was an addon for the wii. A mere problem that couldve been avoided if they named it something else
you got to be 21 for tobacco now too
Crazy
Yeah. Same shit is happening
I've seen it with former friends
yikes
People get so desperate they rob their family and friends
Addiction is a disease
Worst mistake I've ever made in my life was cigarettes. Been smoking 11 years now. Can't seem to quit no matter what I try.
Fun fact: Black Ops 2 came out on the wii u and its the only "next gen" version of bo2. Bf3 was actually rumored to be in the wii u but dice confirmed not
We know that now
F
Rip bf3 on the switch : (
Yeah we multisquad https://i.imgur.com/8zj4l8i.png
I get that
i played MW on the DS
Honestly it's such a bitch to beat
Rip battlefield 3
wait
I can't imagine how difficult it is to break smoking.
what was the handheld that came after gameboy?
Quit cold turkey years ago. Itās easy man
it wasnt the DS was it?
DS
dang
For some people, sure.
Wasnt color before advanced?
uhhh... Game boy - colour - Advanced yeah that makes sense
The 3ds carried nintendo more than the wii u
The worst part is the constant cravings
Just got to get past first 5 days
i personally rate the N64 as the best nintendo console of all time for me
I have issues trying to contain my hunger at times and then when i eat them i regret it
Want me to give you a perfect example of how difficult it is?
My mom was an H addict for 8 years. She's clean 5 years now. Can't quit smoking.
Game boy colour is the best
i remember playing pokemon on my gameboy color
How was color better than the advanced?
Nintendo was ahead of its time in the 90s
I think the advanced was the first with a backlight
Color had funny accessory for a light
I mostly grew up with the PSP cause I wasn't around when the gameboy was out.
I had that little noodle light thing for my GBC though. š
i only had a color myself, so i dont know much about advanced
Noodle light!
Talk about ahead of time
Gameboy colour was mind blowing to me. A handheld with colour? WOW
nah its okay, i was gonna play a game and have you guys guess what this snipped console was
BF3 was so much ahead of its time. Never understood how cod mw3 sold more copues despite bf3 literary looking light years away compared to mw3
Grew up with n64 i still have my old console
Worm lights :)
My psp broke....
Lol what games
I still have one of my UMD's somewhere though
i owned very few gaming consoles
That's what it was. Worm lights. There we go.
Worm lights drained battery so fast, you had to decide between using it or not in certain conditions
It will drain the device batteries lol
anyone remember game gear?
Theres a way to still get new gameboys in a way, they're not made by nintendo but they still give you that same experience
I played Shinobi on that thing so much
Cartridges were so cool
Itās just not the same man
Like 20 years ago
I wish cartridges were still a thing
It's not but it's close enough
i played ninja gaiden on game gear too
I'm surprised my og gameboy still works lol
My N64 cartridge inserter constantly got jammed, you had to shove it in there
Good times
One thing I liked about carts was the load times were so fast compared to CDs. Now we have SSDs and we're nice and crispy again.
GameCube looked cool
Ps1 screen was iconic
Well so was the PS3
Boot audio was terrifying though, especially when you started it up at night and it booted into RE1.
It just became more streamlined after that generation, yeah
For real, sometimes I forget the xbox 360 came out in 2005
Same thing for the PS2's fucking error screen. Always freaked me out.
2005-2013
omg yisss
Imagine actually owning a PS2 
Still have mine
You can literally imagine it lol staying up and boot up ps1
None of the cool kids owned one, only the ādumb peopleā as I called them
So many games
Also, fun fact, those "towers" that showed up during the PS2 boot were how many blocks of storage you were using.
Iām still bitter about sony copying Nintendo in the 90ās
Iāll never get over it
what u mean
I wish I still had my old ps2, sometimes it really gets old using emulators. It's a better experience visually and for performance, but sometimes you really just wanna use the actual thing again.
