battlefield-2042

[royal trail]

damn, you got me

😦

[keen sluice]

i have been here 20 minutes

not as much as big virus

not as short i mean

ot whatever you would say

[pearl bobcat]

how did you get pc eu role

[arctic grove]

Self roles

[keen sluice]

OMG imy typing is oo bad

[tawdry cape]

I predicted covid

[still vault]

#220326362077069323

[molten portal]

do you think the minimum pc requirements are for lowest setting 30 fps or like, medium-low 60 fps?

[pearl bobcat]

k

[kind thicket]

bet 30

[royal trail]

minimum like 30fps 720p. recommended 1080p 60

idk

[molten portal]

30 is very playable

[kind thicket]

🧢

thats what big console wants you to think

[tawdry cape]

No its not

[royal trail]

some slow games you can manage with 30fps

[kind thicket]

2042 aint it

heck, cities skylines pretty much caps at 15

[pearl bobcat]

https://gyazo.com/03dad93af4e572d0a874fc668ec6cd54 also is wikus german?

[kind thicket]

fps games are 60 minimum

45 if you hate your eyes

[royal trail]

lol

[still vault]

Traditionally minimum system requirements is 720p 30FPS. Recommended is typically 1080p 60FPS. But it's not a rule that is set in stone.

[molten portal]

im like in between, i have a 1050 Ti, i7-8300h, 16gigs

so i'll get like 40-50

i can def play with that

[tawdry cape]

yeah

when you are immersed in the game you wont really notice

[mellow scarab]

your entire screen guttering

[kind thicket]

5 years ago maybe

do they even sell 720p monitors anymore?

[mellow scarab]

who would want that

[tawdry cape]

My monitor is 1080 165hz

[kind thicket]

minimum spec gamers, supposedly

literally noone

nintendo switch lol

[still vault]

you can run a 1080p monitor at 720p, no reason to get snippy

[kind thicket]

ban me again

for being "snippy"

[tawdry cape]

Bf4s theme made it fit in well at 720p

[molten portal]

minimum is i5-6600K, 8g, geforce gtx 660, so i5-8300H, 16g and a 1050 Ti is good enough

[tawdry cape]

I just want to see the new destruction system

[arctic grove]

Is 2016 considered "Veteran Battlefield player"

[molten portal]

mann i hope the glass shatters like in GtaV

[arctic grove]

I have 5 gmails linked to battlefield since 2016

[hardy kestrel]

You already got a preview if you were in Florida

[tawdry cape]

I wasnt lol

[keen sluice]

BF2042 theme sounds like BF4 theme

Kinda

[tawdry cape]

It basically is

[molten portal]

I hope they at least make a bf3 theme easter egg, best bf theme by far

[tawdry cape]

Its just updated to what modern is now

[keen sluice]

Because the Music guys are too lazy to make a entirely new theme lol jk

[molten portal]

wait is the walking dog something you click on in the map and spawn as or something you deploy?

no shot a soldier can realistically carry that

[tawdry cape]

walking dog? do you mean super advanced robotic attack dog

[arctic grove]

PlayStation 5 user waiting for pulse 3D headset news and adaptive triggers news

[tawdry cape]

I hope its armed with a 30mm gun harvested from an A-10

[arctic grove]

For battlefield 2042

[tawdry cape]

The ps5 is massive

[pearl bobcat]

i hope bf2042 doesn't have clown masks

like call of duty had with their futuristic games

[tawdry cape]

Im gonna pre order bf2042 as soon as the specs are released

[pearl bobcat]

dont pre order

yet

[tawdry cape]

COD goes too far with their futuristic games

[opal compass]

!!specs

[tender pendant]

Currently there are no official PC specifications released by DICE for Battlefield 2042.
Any specs floating around the internet are just assumptions or rumors.

[hardy kestrel]

There is going to be and entire DLC dedicated to the Purge movies

[arctic grove]

Can’t wait to change my emblems

[cosmic radish]

Will there be a BF6 after this ?

[royal trail]

bc3 i hope

😄

[arctic grove]

don’t tell people what to do with their money

[molten portal]

Isn't the ammo barrel for that gun like 1 meter in diameter

[keen sluice]

when you said there will be 10 specialists did you mean the og ones or the one that will be added in the seasons

[arctic grove]

😮‍💨

[tawdry cape]

too early for that question buddy lol

[arctic grove]

Apparently BF7 is coming out next year

😮‍💨

[tawdry cape]

why

[molten portal]

never pre order

[keen sluice]

Cool

[royal trail]

are they really working on a bf mobile game?

[keen sluice]

wonder what that will be about

[tawdry cape]

Well I already know its worth the money

[keen sluice]

me too

[opal compass]

Its a different studio that works on that, not dice

[royal trail]

oh

then ill just ignore it

[molten portal]

it can be bugged af, they might change something that ruins the game before release you never know

[pearl bobcat]

wait for the game to release

or wait for open beta

[keen sluice]

i guess i dont have a ps5 anyway 😦

but hopefully i will find a 300 dollars in the street

im broke

[pearl bobcat]

same

[tawdry cape]

console will only b e 32v32 right?

[kind thicket]

carbonic i mean that 1080p/60 minimum and 4k/60 high are becoming the standard spec requirement benchmarks

[keen sluice]

ps4 yeah

[naive trellis]

!!faq

[tender pendant]

https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-2042/faq

[keen sluice]

but ps5 and xbox x will have 64v64

[prime grove]

?

wait nvm

[molten portal]

everyone talking about having a ps5 and no ones talking about a X📦

[keen sluice]

no 64v64

[arctic grove]

So no night maps or is that a secret the map turns dark

[keen sluice]

so 164 players

[somber nebula]

164?

[arctic grove]

164?

[royal trail]

pc should have 1021 vs 1021 players

2042

[arctic grove]

Huh?

[naive trellis]

Uhhh

[molten portal]

[naive trellis]

[arctic grove]

Big math

😂

[somber nebula]

I guess his brain didn't work

[opal compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-cute-math-formulas-gif-17580986

[somber nebula]

Happens to everyone

[molten portal]

mafs

[arctic grove]

We have our moments

[sleek sedge]

what edition of bf6 should i get to be able to play as early as possible

[keen sluice]

yeah i am stoopid

[arctic grove]

Has to be

[pearl bobcat]

prob cuz ps5 has spiderman

[tawdry cape]

there is no bf6

[keen sluice]

it took me a while to figure out 6x6

[sleek sedge]

bf2042

bro

[keen sluice]

like a long time

[sleek sedge]

im nto calling it that

[opal compass]

Gold/ultimate get 1 week early access

[sleek sedge]

so

gold is the cheapest but the earliest

[molten portal]

no ps5 games

[royal trail]

doesnt every xbox exclusive come to pc anyway, so just get a pc and ps5 for the exclusive titles

[arctic grove]

I have a degree Dice if you need advice on what you should add

[pearl bobcat]

maria falk's syringe healing pistol reminds me of crusader crossbow from tf2

[kind thicket]

what degree lmao

[tawdry cape]

bruh

[royal trail]

i used to walk around in stockholm looking up at the huge windows with the DICE logo on them

[tawdry cape]

you dont need a degree to suggest what they should add

[royal trail]

good times

[tawdry cape]

I have a degree in gamer

[arctic grove]

Everyone telling you to not pre-order after you pre-ordered as soon as you could

Maybe I’ll get a job suggesting content

Wilde

Stop lurking

[naive trellis]

T'was an illusion, so is this message.

[arctic grove]

[keen sluice]

Bruh

[arctic grove]

I would add night maps if you pay 300 for dlc

[opal compass]

Wilde is always lurking. It's his mantra

[naive trellis]

Prove it.

[keen sluice]

Will BF2042 have a DLC?

[arctic grove]

Yes

[tawdry cape]

I doubt they wont

[opal compass]

Hmm. Dunno how but i will give my best

[arctic grove]

Fortnite DLC

[tawdry cape]

I mean EA is in the books

[arctic grove]

You will be able to build

Crank 90’s

[naive trellis]

But you cannot prove it, easy.

[keen sluice]

4 seasons to BF2042 Correct?

[opal compass]

Hmmmm

[royal trail]

i want a dlc where we throw IKEA furniture at eachother

[opal compass]

There is always a way

[tawdry cape]

I want a dlc where you get access to a nuke

[arctic grove]

I want a dlc where everyone is a penguin

[naive trellis]

I can lurk and you wouldn't know.

[fiery solar]

in 1 year

[royal trail]

stuffing them penguins with nades and throw em at your enemy

good idea

[arctic grove]

Oh we always know.

[tawdry cape]

C4 Penguin

[arctic grove]

With family, we know everything

[naive trellis]

........

[opal compass]

In troja, they lurked in a horse... wouldnt say its legal but there is always a way

Jkjk. There is no way

[keen sluice]

ok my tiny brain just found out that 82+82 is 164 god i feel sooo dum

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[opal compass]

Ah, one of those "bots"

[pearl bobcat]

wuewuewuewuewuewuewue

[arctic grove]

On 64 players plus bots

[opal compass]

@arctic grove your friend is in #general

You guys were named Egirls a few days ago

[keen sluice]

he left i think

[arctic grove]

Hopefully the bots are medics

[keen sluice]

hopfully

OMG HOW MANY TIMES

I CANT SPELL

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL

OMG

[opal compass]

Less caps

[arctic grove]

Or 64 Boris I’m ready

[keen sluice]

sorry

[severe hill]

imagine a free for all mode

[keen sluice]

in BF2042?

[severe hill]

yes

[keen sluice]

meh

idk

[severe hill]

search and destroy?

[keen sluice]

that would e kinda cool i guess

[severe hill]

plant the bomb

one objective

[opal compass]

We had that in 4

[severe hill]

defuse right

[keen sluice]

they only have Dominations and conquer modes right now right?

[opal compass]

One of the most not played game modes

[severe hill]

hardpoint is a good mode for battlefield 2042

[keen sluice]

i mean Breackthruogh

whatever its called

guys I am going back to school omg

[severe hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4b2kBaJLPA

back in the day

[pearl bobcat]

[arctic grove]

18 hours

[night vessel]

https://youtu.be/jeiqofWKbIo

[arctic grove]

Very happy they are revealing stuff it’s lit to me

[craggy marten]

What kind of name is Webster Mackay?

[craggy marten]

We sure this aint the long lost adopted brother of Chase McCain?

[night vessel]

maybe this why

[craggy marten]

Imagine calling your kid Webster

[night vessel]

[night vessel]

You do know ppl can legally change their name ye ?

[craggy marten]

Imagine changing your name to Webster.

[soft kayak]

Holy shit the popularity chart for "webster"
https://www.thebump.com/b/webster-baby-name
this name is extinct

[arctic grove]

I think their stocking the resources their fighting over for civilians not actually for themselves just commenting from my opinion

[craggy marten]

Is that sarcasm or???

[arctic grove]

That would be barbaric if the game is about fighting to have water for yourself

[soft kayak]

no. just a poorly designed graph. I thought that was showing a plummet in the name

who the fuck shows an increase as a downward trend in a graph?

[arctic grove]

I guess they will explain

[pearl bobcat]

will there be customization in 2042?

[full ermine]

hope so

[arctic grove]

Breakthrough being released to come as a game mode for battlefield 2042 is cool. I love watching the game and graphics of V when they would hit the objectives

[full ermine]

i wonder how many cod ppl will switch over to 2042

[arctic grove]

Alot would

Probably

[full ermine]

hopefully

[arctic grove]

Because this years cod doesnt seem to appealing

Or at least that's what I think

[pearl bobcat]

I wonder why cod is switching back to ww2

Maybe if call of duty made a sequel to 2019’s modern warfare

They would probably beat BF by players

[full ermine]

thats their roots and i personaly like their wwII games more than the new ones

[soft kayak]

to reuse assets cause theyre behind schedule

[pearl bobcat]

Cod ww2 campaign was good but not the multiplayer

[soft kayak]

besides, isnt vanguard alternate history?

[arctic grove]

Yeah

[full ermine]

Rn cod is making a game that might be free to play that has all the cods basically combined into one. Like the best guns and maps and stuff

[soft kayak]

sounds familiar

[arctic grove]

Like cod mobile?

[pearl bobcat]

Lol so like ww2 in space

[full ermine]

similar but better made

better

[arctic grove]

Sounds pretty awesome

[soft kayak]

if only they had the balls to do a wolfenstein game

[radiant prism]

Vanguard is supposedly alt history from what I've heard

But then again we have no official info yet

[soft kayak]

cod vanguard is about going back in time to stop cod ww2 from happening

[arctic grove]

Lol

[quick dagger]

CoD online the Asian version

Been around for years hasn’t it would be cool tho

[sick solstice]

idk

i feel like that would harm cod

they wouldnt be able to reskin the same maps every year lmao

[arctic grove]

!when

[fiery solar]

ah yes for this new small map lets put an entire 3d rendered new york with interiors in every building

[keen sluice]

The reveal trailer for BF2042 is just BF best moments lol

[severe hill]

the gameplay reveal was eh

like they could do better

i know the idea to have Hourglass throughout most of the trailer because of Daniels addiction to that map

Where was Kaleidoscope, Manifest, and Renewal

[azure lodge]

Battlefield 2042 Reveal Trailer: https://youtu.be/ASzOzrB-a9E
Battlefield 2042 Gameplay Trailer: https://youtu.be/WomAGoEh-Ss
Time: <t:1626973200:R>

[storm meadow]

REEE

REEEE

ReRRRRREEEE

[arctic grove]

Funny

[jaunty spoke]

is it out yet?

[arctic grove]

2042 is not out

[jaunty spoke]

damnit

[plush sundial]

2 weeks ugh

[tired quest]

so if we can't spawn in vehicles in 2042 and we have to call them in what's stopping half the lobby from camping so they can wait for a tank to be available

[somber hinge]

I mean its not confirmed we can't spawn in with vehicles

[jaunty spoke]

pretty sure vehicles spawn at base and you can hop in them, or you can call them in as an air drop a la bfv squad requisitions

and by pretty sure I mean complete guess

[ebon tulip]

hi

[severe fable]

I think 2042 should be a mobile exclusive.

No consoles or apc

Just mobile

[tough dirge]

that is correct

we dont know exactly the mechanism but you can summon vehicles so if you are really stranded you can summon a quadbike or something

[tired quest]

Im not too sure about the whole "everyone can use any gadget" thing. the weapons are annoying and I don't like it but I feel that it kinda unbalances it. if you're in a tank and you see a few medics and engineers while in a tank and you know to kill the engineers first because medics are harmless to vehicles.. if everyone can use RPGs in 2042, then your vehicle is just gonna get shit on as soon as you bring it near infantry

[tough dirge]

i mean im suprised you could tell the difference enough to care

i can tell its an engineer if they have an RPG on their shoulder

but also i would be suprised if theres a sudden spike in RPGs per capita

[tired quest]

classes have always been visually identifyable so of everyone can use RPGs then how can I tell if they're a threat to my vehicle or not just by looking at them

[tough dirge]

if they pull out an RPG thats bad

tbh ive never found the classes different enough to care or even process that info

[tired quest]

yea obviously but I've always been able to tell if it's a engineer before they use an RPG

[tough dirge]

i mean the answer here is honestly to treat all things like its a threat

but also if i were to guess

[tired quest]

did you not read my first paragraph correctly

[tough dirge]

i wouldnt expect alot of RPG toting medics in 2042

[tired quest]

why not? if everyone can use medbags and RPGs then what's stopping them

[tough dirge]

even if the gadget system is open, people will gravitate towards what fits

theres still the same number of gagdets per player

same thing with the primary weapons, while there will be some outliers, id guess things somewhat normalize

[tired quest]

either way I don't like the direction it's headed at all

[tough dirge]

but also wait in 5 theres no difference between classes at all either

[tired quest]

removing the importance of classes is not what I would expect from battlefield because that's always been the main thing for infantry play

[tough dirge]

its still class based TBH

your class is just less of a strict directive

which balance wise has always been screwy

[tired quest]

"oh yeah this guy can have rockets and a sniper, and this guy can have a grappling hook with an LMG and a rocket, and this guy can use a healing pistol with a rocket launcher"

class based

[tough dirge]

yeah not every single player will have an RPG

you overthink how much people will actually mix and match

[tired quest]

I never said they will I'm just saying the ability to do so ruins the whole premis of classes

[tough dirge]

but also the class definitions have never been consistent from game to game

engineer at some point just meant anti tank, support is just rebranded assault

[tired quest]

not to mention how SHIT the specialist class is.. I don't wanna play as some ugly named chick just because I wanna be a medic

and so on and so forth

[tough dirge]

its a first person game

[copper fulcrum]

ARE YOU CALLING MARIA UGLY!?

[tired quest]

nobody asked for any of this yet they're still doing it even after 90% of people said they don't like it

[tough dirge]

the specialist system is wildly overstated how much things are gonna change

thats a huge overstatement

[copper fulcrum]

We also haven't even gotten the entirety of how it's going to work lol

[tough dirge]

ive seen lots of positive feelings about the new systems

[tired quest]

i think it strays too far from the path of what battlefield is

[copper fulcrum]

The only negative talk I've seen about specialists are on YouTube comments

[tough dirge]

look the truth is battlefield classes have always been broken

[copper fulcrum]

I mean Battlefield has mostly just been War Sandbox

[tough dirge]

theres always been issues with how classes are decided and split up

[soft kayak]

I like how people exaggerate how these normal ass looking characters look "crazy"

[tough dirge]

theres been multiple games where the anti-vehicle class also gets the shortest range weapons

[copper fulcrum]

Yeah they're all in normal soldier get-ups lol

The only thing that stands out really is Maria not having a helmet and having blue gloves lol

[tough dirge]

lots of players like using snipers but because its also recon, that meant there were less people doing other support roles like ammo and health

[copper fulcrum]

But you can put a helmet on Maria, so like...

[tired quest]

yes, it's called "Battlefield" . y'know what doesn't matter in a battlefield? named characters and how different everyone is from eachother. I like uniformity better because I won't see clones running around

[pearl bobcat]

These websites saying I need a gtx 960 for battlefield 2042

[copper fulcrum]

Characters don't change how the game plays

[tough dirge]

trying real hard to not make a joke about star wars battlefront

[copper fulcrum]

It's the players behind the characters that drive the gameplay

[tropic coral]

Looking for some badass (battlefield trailer esk) copyright free music to use in my next video. DM ME AND YOUR SONG MIGHT GET FEATURED!!

[copper fulcrum]

NO

[tired quest]

everyone knows Battlefront was a flop lmao

[tough dirge]

people loved the most recent one after it got updates

[tired quest]

yea but I don't want my eyes to see shit like that

[tough dirge]

what are you a dying tree

[copper fulcrum]

And that's just you really, when you enter the gameplay, it's not really gonna matter what character is really what

[keen sluice]

Agree

[tough dirge]

do you wilt at what a character looks like

[copper fulcrum]

Customization is going to be pretty fucking heavy anyways

[tired quest]

specific characters only work in smaller game like seige... and I don't think they're adding 128 specialists to the game

[copper fulcrum]

Hell, I feel like a lot of the players are going to be wearing balaclavas and shit like that anyways

[tough dirge]

if your issue is theyll all look the same

[soft kayak]

yeah cause as we know youre always going to see the full 128 player server in the same spot

[tough dirge]

then why the hell are you playing any shooter ever

[tough dirge]

also like the specialists are just one ability and one gadget!

[copper fulcrum]

That's such a non-issue when they've been looking the same, BFV and Hardline is the only games where the soldiers actually look fucking different

[keen sluice]

lol

[tired quest]

it's because they're named, cod or battlefield never had named characters or skins until recent.

[tough dirge]

then pretend they have no names

[copper fulcrum]

BF3 all American Assaults looked the same no one really cared but now he has a name, holy shit.

[tough dirge]

like really actually, this doesnt change much gameplay wise

[keen sluice]

BF1 had a little difference

in character look

[tough dirge]

other than presentation of how classes appear

whats really happening is dice is adding subclasses and lowering some of the sillier barriers to class abilities

[tired quest]

because that's WW1, and guess what, uniforms exist

[copper fulcrum]

BF1 characters all followed a formula as to how they dressed
Assaults had some kind of neckwear
Medics had the crutches and shit
Supports had the goofy funny helmet or ammo around them, or typically both
Recons had a cloak or something hanging

[tough dirge]

ww1 famously didnt have much in the way of uniforms

[keen sluice]

ok geez

[soft kayak]

what a small thing to get worked up about. Its not how they look, or what they do, or how they sounds. Its that they have a fucking name.

[tired quest]

YES! always easily identifiable..now, can you see my issue with the way it's going

[copper fulcrum]

We're also comparing a war that doesn't exist in the future to a war that has existed in the way past

[copper fulcrum]

Except now class balance doesn't exactly matter since everyone can have every weapon

[tough dirge]

at most you are getting what is essentially 2-3 subclasses with different looks

[copper fulcrum]

That's a medic! Okay so he can have anything and also heal

That callout is kinda mute now that I think about it

[tired quest]

named characters that all play the same and I'll be getting killed by constantly kinda ruin the idea of classes bruh

[copper fulcrum]

The characters do have different things to identify them though

[tired quest]

Literally the clone wars.. imagine being killed by yourself

[fast sonnet]

fax

[tough dirge]

tell me you havent played battlefield without telling me you havent played battlefield

[copper fulcrum]

Delta/Espinoza has big armor
Casper has that ghillie suit
Maria has the medic backpack and blue gloves (which might be changeabl)
Mackay has the rope arounds him

One of the unnamed operators has this weird radio thing that idk what it is

[soft kayak]

fucking every bf has clones. Been joked about forever

[tough dirge]

what this is is that theres now essentially 2-3 different skins for each class

i dont see how this changes things now

[tired quest]

but you're probably going to be able to change all that so if doesn't really matter does it

[copper fulcrum]

They'll still have those identifiable things

[tough dirge]

you might be spending too much time analyzing the enemies dress than shooting at them

[copper fulcrum]

That too lol

[tired quest]

because there was classes

[tough dirge]

its the same thing!

[copper fulcrum]

Just shoot the fucker, if you die by said fucker the game will tell you what the fucker was

[tough dirge]

this is basically just adding subclasses

like the class system is still there

[tired quest]

I'd like to know who "the fucker" is before I die to him thanks

[tough dirge]

they just added a new loadout slot

[soft kayak]

oh I see so because the clones had limits on weapons that made them immersive
yeah. makes sense

[tough dirge]

its an enemy

ive done the math for you

[tired quest]

idk about you but I've got friends I make callouts to so I like being able to tell what it is by a glance

[tough dirge]

why do you make callouts on class?

[copper fulcrum]

And again the different people seem to have items on them to identify them

[tough dirge]

thats a waste of time

[tired quest]

assuming they being back the classic spotting system this won't be an issue however I doubt they're gonna do that

[copper fulcrum]

I doubt BF3/4 spotting will return

[tough dirge]

if you see 10 people do you count out how many support/assault/engineer/recons there are

[granite lotus]

Lmao

[tired quest]

because it's better than saying "bad guy with a gun 100 meters south"

[copper fulcrum]

I do find it funny that people were angry when they saw the health bar over the enemy's head lol

[tough dirge]

is it though?

[copper fulcrum]

You make the call-out based on their primary

[tough dirge]

is this even information of value

[copper fulcrum]

You'll still call the guy with the sniper rifle a sniper no matter what class he is

[soft kayak]

"enemy or contact" work fine. In mil sim games you never have to specify weapon type unless its a machine gun

[tired quest]

you completely missed my point

[timid quest]

I always use that

[tough dirge]

yeah also nobody has ever called recon/scout as anything but sniper ever

[copper fulcrum]

Machine Gunner, Sniper are two identifiable firing rates

If I see a sniper glint, I am saying "SNIPER"

Just saying

[soft kayak]

also snipers are generally identified by scope glint

[copper fulcrum]

Remember that anyone can have a sniper rifle, even a medic

[tired quest]

yes. when I'm playing battlefield V, which has no spotting, I need to tell what enemy type it is since I cant spot it for my team

[tough dirge]

so you just waste your time reading off what class?

cant just say "bunch of guys"

this isnt turn based

[copper fulcrum]

I say "There's a medic in the corner in the opposite side of the room" as well

[tired quest]

because "bunch of guys" isnt a very helpful when in a warzone

[tough dirge]

lol wut

[soft kayak]

no. I need to know that he is carrying a thompson with drum mag or else Ill be caught completely off guard and lose

[copper fulcrum]

If there's too many to count and I can't identify the classes, "Bunch of Guys" is good enough for them to know "RUN THE FUCK AWAY OR YOU'LL DIE"

[tough dirge]

but what if theres 3 recon, 4 assault, 6 medic?

[copper fulcrum]

You're fine

[tough dirge]

how will people get this vital intel

[copper fulcrum]

Call-outs are always helpful but just do them on weapon class in 2042 is all

"Rifle on my mark"
"Sniper in this house"
"Emma Gee in the corner"
"Pissing Shotgun Asshole right next to me"

[tough dirge]

wait but you literally cant tell them apart in BFV!

theres no class locked looks

its all the same

youve already got a system for that

[copper fulcrum]

If a guy shows up with a rocket launcher, I just say Assault, but if it's 2042 "Launcher guy 'ere"

[tough dirge]

the truth is battlefields modern games have always had this weird thing where "class" just isnt how anything functions and 99.9% of people should just have assault rifles

[tired quest]

what system? my eyes? battlefield 5 has fuck all for spotting

[tough dirge]

my point is that in BFV you already cant tell classes apart

so i dont get the freakout now

[copper fulcrum]

Just call out what the guy has as far as you know, any information is good information

[soft kayak]

"A T"

[copper fulcrum]

Also the assault can have a useless Fligerfaust

[wraith dragon]

So no one is preordering the new Battlefield right?

[copper fulcrum]

It was top seller on Steam for a bit

[tough dirge]

its my most anticipated game of the year right now

[copper fulcrum]

So, yeah no one

[tired quest]

I doubt I'll even buy it.. it looks to arcade-ish for me.

[granite lotus]

Gold edition looks juicy....

[tough dirge]

then why are you playing battlefield...

and why do you want 3d spotting

and class based warfare

[tired quest]

3d spotting lets me see shit bruh

[tough dirge]

3d spotting is the most arcadey shit ever man

[wraith dragon]

Dude BFV is an absolute turd that never got flushed

[tired quest]

it works in a game as large as Battlefield

[wraith dragon]

BF2042 is prob gonna be unfinished

[tough dirge]

BFV is wildly underrated

[granite lotus]

Wym unfinished?

[wraith dragon]

It’s so filled with bugs

[tired quest]

bf5 is boring

[tough dirge]

people act like its the worst game ever

[soft kayak]

casual needs in game wall hacks to see people

[tough dirge]

but 2042 is too arcadey

[wraith dragon]

Bfv has great gameplay potential and plays alright when the game works

[timid quest]

Bf5 spotting is better than bf4

[copper fulcrum]

About a month ago, like after you were able to pre-order it, Battlefield 2042 was this high on the Steam Store

[wraith dragon]

But it’s so broken half the time

[radiant prism]

BFV has flaws, but it plays better than most games in the franchise

[granite lotus]

Arnie how do I look?

[tired quest]

I don't believe I can spot people through walls in bf4

[soft kayak]

perfect

[radiant prism]

Half the time is such an exaggeration

[copper fulcrum]

Battlefield btw has always been an Arcade game

[keen sluice]

stfu

[naive trellis]

Try being polite.

[copper fulcrum]

Hating Battlefield for being too arcady is like hating Cold War for being too Call of Duty

[wraith dragon]

It’s not an exaggeration 😂😂

[tired quest]

battlefield doesn't feel as arcadey as COD and it looks like 2042 is gonna be cod but on a larger scale

[radiant prism]

Not in my experience

[wraith dragon]

There are bugs since launch in the game

[copper fulcrum]

You are a larger scale

[tough dirge]

i mean if your complaint about BFV is the 3d spotting removal sucks then dont whine that 2042 is too arcadey

[copper fulcrum]

She's 6 feet underground

[tired quest]

Unlucky

[tough dirge]

welp thats rock bottom

[granite lotus]

Rip

[copper fulcrum]

It's been many many years I'm over it

[soft kayak]

bf has always been cod on a larger scale. At least since bad company

[keen sluice]

yah i have no friends because i curse every other sentence

[naive trellis]

Very mature banter, now try replying nicely.

[stable iris]

@tired quest Be respectful

[copper fulcrum]

Nah, he's just cracking a joke guys

Don't give him a warning or whatever

My kids make that joke every now and again

[stable iris]

@tired quest Lets not go into politics

[tired quest]

what

[copper fulcrum]

Wait what?

Oh I understand that now

[wraith dragon]

Believe me I like BFV a lot when it plays properly, but I’m not buying the new BF after the atrocious lack of competence in BFV maintenance

[tired quest]

ah I see, theres a hint of favoritism

[copper fulcrum]

I'm gettin' outta here, it's pretty heavy in here

[stable iris]

@soft kayak Lets not go into politics.

[wraith dragon]

Your mom heavy

[copper fulcrum]

He's just quoting him, King

[stable iris]

@wraith dragon Be respectful

[copper fulcrum]

and telling him why and how he broke the rules

[tired quest]

the average discord moderator

[wraith dragon]

Joke? @stable iris

Lol

[naive trellis]

Or just trying to keep this from derailing further.

[copper fulcrum]

Anyways, Battlefield 2042

[stable iris]

Final warning no politics change convo back on topic

[tired quest]

nobody's talking about politics son

[copper fulcrum]

I hope we get weapon skins that are de-futurize the weapons, like turn this future weird AK into a regular, familiar AK-47

[wraith dragon]

What politics?

[granite lotus]

Who?

[wraith dragon]

Who’s talking?

[granite lotus]

Speak up son

[wraith dragon]

Idk man

[copper fulcrum]

~~I'm just trying to bring us back on track ~~

[wraith dragon]

Fr

[tired quest]

nah they just had a moderator moment no need to pay heed

[soft kayak]

nobody is talking politics, rule 5 is just vague and poorly written

[deep whale]

This chat is awful

[wraith dragon]

I didn’t see anything remotely close to politics

[tired quest]

me neither

[soft kayak]

welcome to #battlefield-2042

[granite lotus]

I like Battlefield

[copper fulcrum]

@deep whaleGod, what are your pictures

[wraith dragon]

Battlefield is great when there aren’t bugs

[tired quest]

fr I was being railed on for expressing what I don't like and why I don't like it

[copper fulcrum]

Bugs are unironically a part of the fun

[tired quest]

2042 should bring back vehicle launching

[granite lotus]

What’s ur worst experience with bugs in bf?

[copper fulcrum]

Hell the first couple of matches of 1942 had destroyers on the small islands of Midway

[deep whale]

I only came here to check on the 2042’s so good luck with whatever floats your bosts

[deep whale]

And Gawr Gura

[copper fulcrum]

Weird name for a... something

[wraith dragon]

Not when you can’t spawn in a plane or infinite bleed out or footsteps louder than your gun

[copper fulcrum]

Whatever that's a talk for a different place

[deep whale]

Google it

[copper fulcrum]

nah

[wraith dragon]

Or when you can’t spot

[copper fulcrum]

Never really liked spotting anyways

[tired quest]

it's a V-tuber, they get money for playing video games with a filter on

[wraith dragon]

Yeah but I’m trying to be helpful by spotting

[copper fulcrum]

I'll get my son on that right now then

[granite lotus]

Spotting good for awareness

[tired quest]

ye

[wraith dragon]

^

Trying to be helpful in the remote chance that a teammate will use 4+ brain cells at once and realize there’s an enemy where I spotted

Slim chance I know

[copper fulcrum]

Pretty slim

[granite lotus]

Yessir

[wraith dragon]

It’s the thought that matters

[copper fulcrum]

Imagine bots in vehicles immediately crash when they get in cars and shit

[tired quest]

or they can just bring back 3d spotting so they can see where the enemy itself is

[copper fulcrum]

nah

[kind thicket]

bots gonna be better than 90% of players

[wraith dragon]

Facts

[kind thicket]

if they just drop ammo and rush points

[radiant prism]

Nah, fuck 3D spotting

[copper fulcrum]

90% of the players today are bots

[wraith dragon]

I’d take bots any day over most players

[tired quest]

they could balance 3d spotting by making it so the marker goes away if the person goes into a building or behind cover or something

[wraith dragon]

Helen Keller’s team for the blind and deaf

[copper fulcrum]

By the way DICE have said that bots can be easily implemented into any match and injected into Battlefield V so it wouldn't surprise me if they snuck in a few bots in a few matches

[tough dirge]

i bet as a test they threw that shit in there

[copper fulcrum]

The speaker said it was like the easiest task in the world

Like... they've done it before lol

[tough dirge]

i figure spotting has to change from V just because of suppressors coming back

[copper fulcrum]

inb4 suppressors work the same way they do as in V

[tough dirge]

they totally could

[tired quest]

wait so what's the point of US vs RU teams if the people on the actual teams aren't even Russian or American

[copper fulcrum]

No-Pats

https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-2042/the-world-of-battlefield-2042/how-we-got-here

[tired quest]

Oh like uh, mercs? Private military contractors?

[soft kayak]

what would you have the teams be?
also I think vehicle rosters are different

[soft kayak]

yeah like that

[copper fulcrum]

THE RISE OF THE NO-PATS
Left behind, the displaced band together into ragtag fleets in search of safe harbor. They are families, farmers, doctors, engineers, and soldiers... the once privileged and the impoverished with backgrounds that are worlds apart, forced together, determined to survive.

The media calls them the Non-Patriated. They call themselves… No-Pats.

[tough dirge]

but i just figure what V did was a way to add a cool feature for the 2-3 guns like that

[granite lotus]

Only target non-Americans

[tough dirge]

basically everybody but russia and the US are no longer countries

[tired quest]

get annexed lmao

[tough dirge]

everybody else is basically drawn in as mercs for hire in a conflict between the 2

[copper fulcrum]

Yeah Germany was the first one to go

[tired quest]

Moment

"Germany bad"

[copper fulcrum]

I ain't gonna make any jokes like that lol

Knowing the "No Politics" rule

[tired quest]

indeed..

anyways at least we can use the KA-52

however it's gonna be strange to play as ab American "nopat" while fighting for Russia and vice versa....

[tough dirge]

are there american characters?

[tired quest]

there's a Canadian one I think

[tough dirge]

yeah

theres one that is actually russian though

[tired quest]

🅱️oris

[radiant prism]

Theres a good chance each character will have different customization for each faction though

[tough dirge]

the sniper or the engineer they showed

probably

[radiant prism]

Boris the engineer

[tough dirge]

they did that with V

[radiant prism]

engineer gameing

[tough dirge]

but hopefully with only 2 factions it isnt quite as annoying

[tired quest]

i think it would be cool if they let us have separate customisation for the 2 different teams

[tough dirge]

i didnt like how V cosmetics were somewhat a nightmare

but if its just one for each character/subclass thats probably not as big a deal

[copper fulcrum]

V's cosmetics were fine, the only problem really was having different languages on your team

French Gal on the American side can be a bit confusing

[tough dirge]

my issue was more how i had to select a "character" and then clothes

outside the special ones

[copper fulcrum]

Nothing against her but it was her... language

[soft kayak]

There is also an American character, the one on the cover

[tired quest]

very immersive ww2 experience

[copper fulcrum]

I mean, she's playing as a French Resistance and other World War 2 games have done the same fucking thing

[somber hinge]

trying to get immersed into a casual shooter

[copper fulcrum]

Medal of Honor, CoD, etc.

Hell, CoD had like a big story arc with a Frenchie

[soft kayak]

"its representative realism guys"

[copper fulcrum]

Medal of Honor as well

[tired quest]

french resistance fighting on the front lines with American soldiers?

[copper fulcrum]

Yeah all those games have pretty much done that

Hell, in Medal of Honor, where you PLAY as a French Woman for the OSS, you killed at least 2 thousand Germans

[soft kayak]

no game where the multiplayer is trying to be a serious depiction does that

[radiant prism]

Also someone pointed this out to me a while ago, this character from the reveal we all assumed to be a standard AI military skin. However...if you look closely, the blue gloves of Maria Falck are present. Maybe we'll be getting "Milsim" skins for each operator similarly to MW2019?

[tired quest]

I feel like if just 1 french person is with a bunch of Americans communication would be too difficult to even bother having them together

[copper fulcrum]

CoD and Medal of Honor did, unless you mean ultra serious like Hell Let Loose or Day of Infamy

[radiant prism]

also what da dog doin (????)

[soft kayak]

Ima need a bit more than blue gloves

[copper fulcrum]

But also here's the thing, it's a Multiplayer Shooter, most main AAA shooters have pretty out there cosmetics like glowing weapons, light-up helmets, neon colored armor, etc.

[tired quest]

time to be killed by Sweaty Maria players that use the blackest outfit possible

[radiant prism]

No other character in the game we've seen so far has blue gloves in that style, its a pretty distinctive feature of hers so far.

[tough dirge]

could be just another medic

[radiant prism]

Besides this one, maybe.

[tough dirge]

i am curious what the other class abilities are

[radiant prism]

Well we know Sundance and Delta both exist

[tough dirge]

other than the assault ones most seem somewhat generic

[radiant prism]

As well as radio backpack dude

[tough dirge]

which one is delta?

[radiant prism]

Shield boi

[tough dirge]

ah

[radiant prism]

With the gas mask and flak jacket

[copper fulcrum]

Gears of War, Halo, CoD, Destiny, and even other Multiplayer shooting games, which are all different time periods all have very colorful and outlandish outfits and gear.

Why does it matter if Battlefield dips it's toes in the drip?

[radiant prism]

because muh immersion

apparently

[pearl night]

Is it known how the dog thing is going to work, like is it somehow going to be a kill streak of some sort? Or like something officers can call in?

[tough dirge]

oh yeah him

[tired quest]

i hope DICE makes us play with specific camos depending on the map environment

[radiant prism]

Supposedly a squad call in, just like vehicles.

[copper fulcrum]

Battlefield 4 had adaptive camo as an option

[tired quest]

or just let us use adaptive on our soldiers

[tough dirge]

hes probably gonna be the one i use as a "support" in the vein of past games

[tired quest]

yea but you can't use that on soldiers, only guns and vehicles

[pearl night]

Ok thanks

[copper fulcrum]

He got a riot shield

[tough dirge]

yeah thats sorta what i mean

[radiant prism]

Thats probably why we see Ranger dropped in from above, like we saw with the tank from the gameplay trailer.

Btw the dog's official name is ranger ❤️

[tough dirge]

the deployable vehicles is lowkey maybe the best thing theyve added

[delicate hollow]

wait it has a name

[copper fulcrum]

Yeah they gave it a name

[delicate hollow]

aww

[tired quest]

Please dice let us use adaptive camo on our soldiers instead of limiting it to vehicles and guns

[pearl night]

Wait vehicles are now deployed? It’s not like bf4 where they have a spawn point?

[copper fulcrum]

I mean, it's bound to have a name lmao

[radiant prism]

I'm going to start the tradition of RangerpostingTM

[copper fulcrum]

Ranger is a fitting name

[radiant prism]

how make small TM

[copper fulcrum]

I imagine we can customize our Ranger

™️

It's an emoji

[delicate hollow]

yeah i think ultimate has a ranger skin

[radiant prism]

Rangerposting™️

[naive trellis]

Copy paste from google

[radiant prism]

shut

[tough dirge]

well we think you can spawn in a vehicle

[copper fulcrum]

Discord has it as an emoji

[radiant prism]

[copper fulcrum]

YOU TOLD A BLUE NAME TO SHUT!?

[tough dirge]

but more specifically you can call in a vehicle

[copper fulcrum]

jk

[pearl night]

Interesting

[delicate hollow]

wilde likes it

[tired quest]

Panzerhund skin for ranger when??

[tough dirge]

which is nice cause now you arent stuck

[naive trellis]

[delicate hollow]

thats why he keeps coming back

[copper fulcrum]

Wilde likes to be ordered around?

[soft kayak]

Id look for something like medical equipment. It could just be a bot with gloves

[tough dirge]

which is good in bigger maps

[pearl night]

Wilde is this what you meant for this chat isn’t friendly lmao?

[naive trellis]

Nah it's cool now

[copper fulcrum]

Game Theory: Breakaway ends up breaking... away and different matches can break apart differently

[tired quest]

I wanna be able to ditch those blue gloves, they don't blend in, not camo

[tough dirge]

cause my biggest annoyance with the way some games let you spawn in vehicle is nobody wants to transport

[severe hill]

guys i have a Qurry

[soft kayak]

yeah cause the gloves are gonna give you away

[radiant prism]

Possibly. Its not confirmation, but there hasn't been any other character so far that's had those blue gloves. We don't get a good look at the front of this particular character, so there may be more definitive markers we're missing.

[tough dirge]

you know how in some mobas or MMOS nobody wants to play a healer

[severe hill]

what if Battlefield 2042 have like live action trailers for each season

[tough dirge]

transport is that for battlefield

[radiant prism]

No one's gonna see tiny blue gloves outside of extreme close quarters

[tired quest]

oh yeah Pardon fucking me for not wanting to look at my blue gloves

[copper fulcrum]

If you have your tongue out at an enemy while wearing camo, your tongue is gonna stick out

[pearl night]

I’ll be transport for you homie

[severe hill]

what if Battlefield 2042 have like live action trailers for each season

[tired quest]

not if I have a gaiter on

[copper fulcrum]

"Live Action"
They'll be in-engine cutscenes

[pearl night]

Did bf1 have a transport vehicle? If so which one?

[copper fulcrum]

UHHH

[soft kayak]

every skin we've seen so far maintains some consistent look for the character. Falk, for example, has the holster and a medical backpack, which is notably absent. Combined with the entirely different silhouette I really doubt its not a bot

[tired quest]

yea all the jeeps lmao

[severe hill]

Zepplin

[soft kayak]

kinda silly to care about ngl

[copper fulcrum]

I mean BF1 had a motorcycle

[severe hill]

what yall doing

[copper fulcrum]

petting a very annoying dog

[pearl night]

Oh I thought he was talking about like armored personnel carriers or something

[tired quest]

I was under the impression that we were able to customize our shit

[soft kayak]

motorcyle, jeep, and armored car.

[severe hill]

Tom crusie running with c4 on Kaldiscope

[soft kayak]

i mean, yeah hopefully.

[pearl night]

Gotcha

[radiant prism]

There were several, including a motorcycle+sidecar, a small open top car, and an armored car with several machine guns.

[severe hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rAkRHvK3jw

[tough dirge]

they had a few, my point was more that often in a system like BF1 and 5, where you pick what to spawn as nobody wants to pick APCs or stuff like that

[radiant prism]

Oof the reply** spam

[tough dirge]

but also people will take a jeep or boat and just leave you

[copper fulcrum]

I hope we get a Steve Fischer looking dood

[severe hill]

we didnt even see attack boats at all

[radiant prism]

I remember how much people got their panties in a bunch over Steve from BFV now lol

[severe hill]

im scared

[soft kayak]

probably because you cant control the gun while driving the armored car, cant spawn directly in them, and half the time the icon on the map was lying to you

[radiant prism]

They've been mentioned, I'd imagine we'll see them. Keep in mind, there's also an entire map we've not been given a single glimpse of outside of the info page

[tough dirge]

just summoning a quadbike i think just simplifies alot of issues vehicles created in past games

[copper fulcrum]

Dumbest shit I've ever watched

[pearl night]

I’d pick them but even when I’m in a tank driving I usually only get like 1 person that spawns in with me

[soft kayak]

that "glimpse" makes it pretty clear it isnt a water map

[arctic grove]

the first thing I'll try to do in bf2042 is catch a ride to space using the rocket

[radiant prism]

I'm not saying that map is a water map, I'm just saying its been mentioned, just like that map we also haven't seen.

[arctic grove]

it's a must-do

[pearl night]

Nah I’m going to be trying to drift the hovercraft lol

[arctic grove]

that's an equally noble goal

[soft kayak]

strap c4 to the recon drone

[copper fulcrum]

Ride the Recon Drone

We Watch Dogs now

[radiant prism]

Grapple the rocket with Mackay while its launching?

[arctic grove]

strap c4 to yourself

[tough dirge]

this is somewhat crazy but ive always wanted a battlefield equivalent to that uncharted 2 level where you fight to the front of a train

[arctic grove]

good strategy

[tired quest]

wonder what kinda Easter eggs there's gonna be

[copper fulcrum]

Dinosaur ones

[tired quest]

yaes

[soft kayak]

id bet instead of a megalodon its a sharknado easter egg

[tired quest]

I hope there's a traditional M4, M16 or even a C8 in 2042

[radiant prism]

Sharknado isn't a bad guess actually lolmao

[tired quest]

idk if they think those are gonna be phased out by then or something but I hope not

[soft kayak]

probably future variants of them

[pearl night]

Are there going to be any like support helicopters or support airplanes like in bf4 they had a helicopter with mini guns out the side doors, or will there be like an ac-130 that we know of?

[tired quest]

AC-130 was shit in bf4

[tough dirge]

it looks like they might swap those out for the current prototypes the US army is testing

[copper fulcrum]

I would love skins sets that change weapons to look like classic weapons

[pearl night]

Yeah but still a cool idea

[tough dirge]

the MCX spear is in there as a "M5A3"

[tired quest]

same

[radiant prism]

Yep, we've seen a couple of vehicles like that. Theres a Russian helicopter that appears to have a number of guns, as well as an Osprey VTOL derivative that fills a similar role.

[tired quest]

wooden AK skin

[pearl night]

Cool

[tough dirge]

not an osprey actually

[copper fulcrum]

Except totally wooden, no steel or metal parts

[soft kayak]

Theres a Russian helicopter
the alligator is just the russian attack helicopter

[radiant prism]

"Osprey Derivative"

[copper fulcrum]

Cause a fire when you fire

[tough dirge]

its a version of a bell helicopter that is a tiltroter of the size of a blackhawk

[tired quest]

😳

[tired quest]

smallsprey

[naive trellis]

That sounds juicy

[tired quest]

Small osprey

[tough dirge]

not far off

[copper fulcrum]

You know what else is juicy?

[naive trellis]

Don't.

[tired quest]

Deez nu-

[copper fulcrum]

I've got apples

[pearl night]

I would like to fly the vehicles but I’m awful at flying in battlefield games so I like the gunner roles

[arctic grove]

Family

[copper fulcrum]

That's it :(

[arctic grove]

Family is everything.

[pliant shell]

Why cant we just expload all of the c4 whilst its in the inventory

[naive trellis]

Jesus Christ, I've been had.

[pliant shell]

Didnt god release that in the middle east update

[naive trellis]

Well, good one

[copper fulcrum]

I just said apples though!

[radiant prism]

Talking about this helicopter BTW, doesn't appear to fit any one existing russian helo and we don't have any gameplay of it yet

[meager locust]

when can we get the jews vs arab update?

[pliant shell]

This tbh

[arctic grove]

Who needs updates when you have family?

[pliant shell]

Its israel tho

[delicate hollow]

that heli is shooting in 2 different directions

[radiant prism]

[soft kayak]

[radiant prism]

Two different gunners

[delicate hollow]

ye

[pliant shell]

Its just confused

[delicate hollow]

poor heli

[pearl night]

Wilde since your a dev when you play you should just morph yourself into a jet like a decepticon

[radiant prism]

Likely a counterpart to this thing, hence the two gunner seats

[delicate hollow]

i dont think it works like that

[arctic grove]

Imagine a transformers game

[radiant prism]

Love how I straight up cut out the name whoops

[arctic grove]

Wilde

[tired quest]

we've had a few a long time ago

[soft kayak]

good guess.

[pearl night]

I like gunner roles because you just destroy everyone without having to fly

[arctic grove]

Sadly you can’t play the good ones anymore

[tired quest]

y

[arctic grove]

I think Activision removed them

I don’t remember

[radiant prism]

TBH I'm really looking forward to the Condor, I love VTOL gunships like that

They're just cool as shit to me

[naive trellis]

[tough dirge]

in the bottom right of that screenshot it appears to look like it has rocket pods

[arctic grove]

What is your opinion on family? In my opinion, family is everything

[tough dirge]

so likely both attack gunships/transports

[radiant prism]

Likely just flare countermeasures, as seen in the Reveal trailer? one sec

[soft kayak]

how long till this channel develops a stan subculture for wilde?

[tough dirge]

vin diesel voice FAMILY

[naive trellis]

[radiant prism]

@tough dirge

[arctic grove]

I know I’m very funny

[pearl night]

The whole server already stans Wilde

[radiant prism]

Probably flares, given that icon on the right

[arctic grove]

Who else should we stan?

[radiant prism]

Ranger

[arctic grove]

Wilde is obviously the 🐐

[radiant prism]

Stan ranger

[soft kayak]

kinda hoping this replaces the transport heli. Looks more fun

[radiant prism]

Certified Rangerposting™️ moment

[naive trellis]

There's plenty of DICE/EA members here, show them some love when they engage with you

[arctic grove]

meal made from ground oats, used in breakfast cereals or other food.

[radiant prism]

oh boy

[arctic grove]

Here we go again

[radiant prism]

anyway

[pearl night]

Sick em

[cinder junco]

Dear God

[naive trellis]

I just lack the need for more than 2 hours of sleep

[radiant prism]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[arctic grove]

oatmeal is a meal made from ground oats, used in breakfast cereals or other food.

[turbid cloud]

Dog Read

[naive trellis]

Lmao that made me jump a little

[pearl night]

Ikr I though it was a different language at first

[cinder junco]

Don’t be an ass

[turbid cloud]

Sorry

[turbid cloud]

doG reaD

[pearl night]

I just saw a bunch of mebans and thought it wasn’t English lol

[turbid cloud]

ssa na eb t'noD

headass

[pearl night]

What?

[arctic grove]

“Meban is the ultimate definition of wit, sarcasm and sexiness.”

• dictionary

[cinder junco]

He’s being a kid that hasn’t been told off in a while

[pearl night]

Thank You

[arctic grove]

anytime

[naive trellis]

Insert a family reference now Slothy

[royal trail]

EA Spotlight with DICE on youtube 7PM cest today. Hype!

[naive trellis]

[pearl night]

Already missing the family jokes Wilde?

[soft kayak]

Now, fellas, for the last 10 years we have settled for the simple jihad jeep. Reliable, proven, but outdated. People have simply caught on to our bullshit. So I propose an improvement. With this, we shall user in a new wave of jihad dogs across the bf 2042 servers. With the application of an explosive device of your choosing, this simple ranger can become the A.M.A.T.E, armed and mobile anti tank explosive. This shall have a smaller profile, as much speed, be able to defend itself on the way to an unsuspecting tank, and most importantly, is significantly funnier. The future of trolling is here

[arctic grove]

You know what else is today? Family. Family is everything

It’s gotta happen

[pearl night]

But is it better than c4 quad?

[arctic grove]

You know what’s better than both of those? Family. Family is everything. Right @naive trellis

[soft kayak]

the c4 quad is sneakier, but more vulnerable. This should not only be be tankier than a c4 quad, but can also kill enemies before detonation

[pearl night]

But can I strap c4 to my family?

[naive trellis]

See you when the game launches Slothy

[arctic grove]

Don’t do that family.

[naive trellis]

I'll get your dogtags.

[royal trail]

@arctic grove what if someone doesnt have a family?!?!

[radiant prism]

What the dog doin- 💥

[arctic grove]

Everyone has family.

[pearl night]

But what’s the fun of being tanky to blow up a tank

[radiant prism]

[arctic grove]

Not before I get yours 😈

[naive trellis]

Bet?

[royal trail]

@arctic grove Bruh

[soft kayak]

because recreating a failed soviet anti tank measure is intrinsically funny.

[pearl night]

Hmm

Wilde

Can we ride dog into battle?

Like stand up on its back like we’re surfing

[arctic grove]

Wilde can’t answer those questions

😮‍💨

[pearl night]

Dang

That’s tough

[arctic grove]

He has 3 boxers though. He calls them family

[pearl night]

@soft kayak lol

Can I ride dog into battle

[radiant prism]

Probably not tbh

[pearl night]

Dang

[arctic grove]

It’s probably something you can spawn in

[radiant prism]

Though a few people have said it looks like theres a seat on its back?

[arctic grove]

Where do you see the seat

[pearl night]

But what if I land a quad on ranger and then he starts running?

[naive trellis]

[radiant prism]

"a few people"

[naive trellis]

Your.dogtags.are.mine.

[pearl night]

What if we don’t wear any

[radiant prism]

shut fuk

[arctic grove]

Nah ain’t nobody taking my dogtags

Because they are family

Family is everything

[naive trellis]

Bf4 1v1 me then

[arctic grove]

Drop the origin

[naive trellis]

Jk I'm trash

[pearl night]

Wilde is out for your blood slothy lmao

[arctic grove]

[hardy kestrel]

psst wanna barrow my aimbot?

[arctic grove]

barrow

[naive trellis]

But I'll get a sneak kill on you one day.

[arctic grove]

we will see Wilde… we will see

[radiant prism]

barrow

certified barrow™️ moment

[pearl night]

Bleak Falls?

[naive trellis]

You won't see me, that's the point.

[soft kayak]

Of course, the jihad drone may the most viable this time around. As a gadget its much more accessible. Since its virtually unkillable by tanks if you're at the right angle, this may be the most efficient method of extracting those salty tanker tears.

[pearl night]

Aren’t the jihad like terrorists or something? So terrorist drone

[radiant prism]

This hour of the Official Battlefield™️ Discord™️ Server brought to you by the fine folks™️ over at Rangerposting™️

[pearl bobcat]

should i get gold or standard

[pearl night]

Yes

[arctic grove]

Just wait 👀

[arctic grove]

You should get family. Family is everything

If you got money get gold, if you dont get standard

[pearl bobcat]

im 17

[soft kayak]

a jihad is a "struggle or fight against the enemies of Islam", often but not necessarily referring to war. Due to the association with Islamic fighters and suicide bombing, the term "Jihad Jeep" was used to describe the practice of strapping c4 to a jeep and ramming a tank with it in battlefield.

[arctic grove]

🤦

[pearl night]

Lmao the way you said strapping c4 to a jeep and ramming it into a tank made me chuckle

[civic leaf]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[soft kayak]

Uh, I didnt say anything, this is a comment. But thanks for finding youre internal monologue of whatever I sound like funny I guess

[latent acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758968718507507723/862505927239532584/Call_of_Duty.mp4

[arctic grove]

Buddy…. 😂

[latent acorn]

Yo buddy, still alive

[pearl night]

Well how you typed it was just funny

[arctic grove]

yo what

[pearl bobcat]

[radiant prism]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[pearl night]

You heard the man

[latent acorn]

Guess you never knew that reference

[hardy kestrel]

I think it’s really cool how there’s a clan based off the gyro stabilizer from BF4

[pearl bobcat]

fuck ryan gosling

jk

[radiant prism]

i would

[arctic grove]

😂

[soft kayak]

👀

[arctic grove]

just gonna act like I didn’t see that

[pearl night]

Bro… 😂

[radiant prism]

[dull rock]

@hardy kestrel are you interested in joining gyro

[radiant prism]

Rangerposting™️ moment

[arctic grove]

No

[dull rock]

chicken gang