battlefield-2042

[stone cradle]

yeah such awful features dice please never add them again

[plain meadow]

nothing, nothing.

[pine roost]

[next onyx]

I know for a fact that the engie and grip bonuses changes things up. It's given me better shots than I have ever before.

Sure maybe I shoot an extra shot or three but the reliability goes way up.

Same using the tactical compensator on the SFAR.

Arcom? Nah.

[pine roost]

Why is it that guns always tilt to the left when they incorporate more roll when firing. When cod started doing it it was the same.

[next onyx]

Tac comp? Yes.

[plain meadow]

I just want to hit my shots

[stone cradle]

Use a gun that fires them so quickly that your accuracy doesn't matter

[plain meadow]

oooo

good point

K30 it is

[pine roost]

Or a rocket launcher

[next onyx]

Here's the thing I understand.

[wide shore]

That's been my strategy for years

[next onyx]

Maybe the ranges you use the gun in doesn't matter.

[plain meadow]

that's something @robust vapor would use

[stone cradle]

I will once again shill for the ac9 and k30 (I love my little brr machines)

[next onyx]

In my experience when I know I need those kind of longshots that's when the accuracy buff works.

[ebon pilot]

because your character is controlling recoil, they're holding from the left, so they pull down and slightly to the left. when you shoot left handed the opposite happens

[pine roost]

Maybe the true range were the metres you made along the way

[plain meadow]

ikr, cant wait for the new SMG

[stone cradle]

wait what

new smg?

[plain meadow]

YES SIR

[wide shore]

???

[pine roost]

Oh I suppose that’s fair. Sort of pivots around your centre

[stone cradle]

Finally a reason to stop maining the ac9

[next onyx]

I'll metre you.

[stone cradle]

time to t1 new smg

[pine roost]

Not if I can kilogram you first

[next onyx]

You eat aluminium.

Fun fact.

[pine roost]

I eat sodium with a side of water

[next onyx]

When I was 11 years old I left aluminium in the microwave.

I didn't know it would catch alight.

[pine roost]

Fun fact

I warm up my weetabix

[wide shore]

When I was little I put ramen in the microwave with no water

Similar reaction

[tawny carbon]

Fun fact, bleach is healthy for you and cleans your body.

[stone cradle]

I ate weetabix with water once

[next onyx]

It's WEETBIX.

YOU FUCKING

BRIT.

[pine roost]

wheatabix

[next onyx]

WEETBIX

[amber kelp]

hand positions

[tawny carbon]

They like saying “a”

[next onyx]

Also I just found out my manager did the same and put aluminium in the microwave.

He has the same braincells as me and he's only a month younger than me.

[ivory canopy]

K30 is beautiful. I was never a big fan of the AC9 but it felt better with irons only than with an optic. Just my personal preference. Hah.

[pine roost]

I’m going to say something that will scare all Americans

[ivory canopy]

Joe Biden?

[stone cradle]

Where did the cereal come from?

[pine roost]

Walkers crisps

[amber kelp]

"there is a comunist in your walls"

[tawny carbon]

Im not scared unless its Joe

[ivory canopy]

Aiiiieeeee!!!!!

[stone cradle]

Prawn and cocktail

[next onyx]

Oh dude

I thought you were gonna say something different

[ivory canopy]

Aluminium

[stone cradle]

these are biscuits

Why would you eat a scone with gravy

[calm bison]

That’s just chocolate

[pine roost]

Trousers baked beans

[next onyx]

Biscuits you fucking heathen.

[wide shore]

Looks like cookies to me

[calm bison]

We don’t have a sense of scale here

[tawny carbon]

Delicious 🤤

[amber kelp]

what the fuck

[pine roost]

There is a mug

[calm bison]

If we’re going off the packaging proportions then the chocolate isn’t a biscuit/cookie

[pine roost]

Use that

[calm bison]

ITS NOT A BISCUIT THEN

If they’re that small

[stone cradle]

These are cookies too?

[calm bison]

It’s just chocolate

[wide shore]

They look like keebler fudge cookies. Which I consider cookies

[tawny carbon]

They are cookies kek

[amber kelp]

Europeans will never know the satisfaction of a true American south biscuit.

[ebon pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/conversation-late-to-a-conversation-what-huh-confused-gif-11919877

[calm bison]

Those are wafers

[wide shore]

^

[calm bison]

Buttermilk biscuits slap

[stone cradle]

we went from discussing recoil to fighting over the classification of confectionaries

[plain meadow]

You're right, i'll never know the what it is like to get hard diarrhea

[wide shore]

These are the real buscuits

[tawny carbon]

Wafers is amazing, Vanilla Wafers hit

[stone cradle]

wtf

those are not wafers

[amber kelp]

Damn right.
When I was in Prague a popeyes opened, the first popeyes in the nation. They had no buiscuit whatsoever. Saddest thing ive ever seen

[stone cradle]

Have you ever eaten a shortbread? they aren't wafers

[pine roost]

Yoo shortbreads

[stone cradle]

Good

[calm bison]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[stone cradle]

They should sell proper scones instead

[amber kelp]

cause you never eat anthing spicier than a dead bug covered in salt

[ivory canopy]

tbh the only reason I have to play rn is to play Redacted matches and farm Sundance scatter nade K/As

[calm bison]

I’m convinced that if you give a British person some creole food their head will explode

[tawny carbon]

[stone cradle]

yes we can, we'll just colonise it and claim it as our own national dish

(still can't believe that actually happened in many euro countries )

[amber kelp]

Europeans who say "American food is bad" mfs when faced with the culinary masterpiece that is the Cajun of louisiana

[ebon pilot]

man i really need to turn on that thing that makes concussion grenades darken the screen instead of brighten it

[calm bison]

So basically England and Indian food?

[stone cradle]

you use UW too?

[calm bison]

I live in Florida so I have the gifts of fried gator and key lime pie

[stone cradle]

You and deco are the only people I've seen ever that use UW for 2042 lmao

[calm bison]

And also fascism but that’s unrelated

[ebon pilot]

yeah this 49" screen covers my whole field of view

[pine roost]

Is it spicier than a korma

[amber kelp]

still can't believe that actually happened in many euro countries
Best thing to ever happen to those countires TBH.
Otherwise you'd end up like Czechia and Austria.

[stone cradle]

Damn that's wide

[wide shore]

Relatable

[ebon pilot]

now imagine the whole thing instantly turning white

[stone cradle]

That's what happened, we voted Indian food as the best dish in the country of the year like 3 times in a row

[calm bison]

What would happen if we gave a French person a lobster roll?

[wide shore]

Cease to exist prolly

[ebon pilot]

what about a pizza roll

from doubledaves

[calm bison]

If we give any European a pizza roll they will die

[amber kelp]

I think if I handed a Czech guy normal ass buffalo wings they would actually die

[calm bison]

It’s like giving a skittle to a 16th century peasant

[stone cradle]

Why would you want to make Crab lad commit canabalism

[ebon pilot]

idk i showed a bunch of british people pizza rolls when they visited and they didn't die

though we just came from the gun range so maybe they're just resistant

[calm bison]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[ivory canopy]

What if you handed Ian McCollum a rare French firearm?

[pine roost]

Driving on the left hand side

[amber kelp]

remember we are descendents of the apes known as "the british". They can be saved

[stone cradle]

Me after I show Americans beans with eggs for breakfast (they die because it's actually nutritious and not literal dessert)

[wide shore]

My homemade sausage/egg mcmuffin is the best breakfast there is

[mint plume]

🤌 Goodluck getting them to try anything new >.>

[amber kelp]

nah youre thinking of italians

"Mama mia we're the best cooks in the world" and then they only make like 3 foods

[stone cradle]

I mean what's wrong with snails? Seems like a pretty economical way to live off of

[amber kelp]

escargo is unironically delicious

[stone cradle]

Yeah but said 3 foods dominate the world so it's actually kind of true

[pine roost]

I’ve just been told sausage rolls do not exist in America.

True or false

[stone cradle]

Mussolini really wanted them to stop eating pasta and pizza and instead start eating rice

[calm bison]

TBH it’s Italian, Mexican, and Japanese cuisine that dominates

[amber kelp]

American food is extremely dominant. Its so dominant that you do not notice it

[calm bison]

Chicken Sandwich

[amber kelp]

Though "true american" food rarely leaves the country IG

[supple thunder]

@dice you guys have completely lost touch with reality, stop trying to make this game into a fucking milsim, have you not learned from BFV update 5.2?

fucking idiots

[calm bison]

This gamer actually tried to ping DICE

[stone cradle]

bro thinks dice as a whole have a discord acc

[calm bison]

Also what is he referring to with BFV’s 5.2 update?

DICE isn’t make TTK changes

They’re just making some recoil adjustments

[amber kelp]

TTK change. Not sure how that change "made it into a milsim" when the TTK got longer

[ebon pilot]

it literally just makes the gun bounce a little bit

[calm bison]

But they’re not even touching the TTK

[amber kelp]

yep

[calm bison]

Everyone point and laugh at Moose

Don’t laugh at Moses

He cool

[ebon pilot]

they already left

[amber kelp]

lol

[calm bison]

Aw man

[stone cradle]

[royal swan]

Damn no s'mores

[amber kelp]

this can negatively effect how a gun feels if not done properly. There is a reason it was patched out of 4

that is, i believe, the main concern

[tawny carbon]

It’s just visual recoil.

[simple galleon]

No its not..

Check bf bulletin on x

[pine roost]

Not like they are doing what squad did

[simple galleon]

All these changes are completely unnecessary. Especially when this dev time should have been used to fix the mouse input.

[amber kelp]

1. its not
2. it could effect how a gun feels even if it doesnt change behavior.

for example, BF1 does not have more spread than 4. This is a myth. But the visual recoil makes it feel like it does.

[royal swan]

Ah yes the mouse input that exist.

I can totally notice the mouse input

[tawny carbon]

I don’t notice the mouse input issue.

[royal swan]

If y'all don't know I'm being sarcastic, I don't notice shit, I don't even fully believe it's even a issue anymore

[amber kelp]

something is definitley off with how 2042 guns feel, but I cannot put my finger on it

[tawny carbon]

Visual recoil change for S7. It’s not effecting how the gun performs

[pine roost]

I still experience it’s brokenness from time to time

[amber kelp]

did you not read my comment?

[stiff pollen]

I LOVE VISUAL RECOIL IN MY GAMES

[amber kelp]

???

[lone void]

I'll be honest chief that clip in #game-news they all look the same to me either side of the update

[stiff pollen]

anyways calling it now that this change will be broken/hated by community/both at s7 launch and theyll have to backtrack on it almost completely by end of s7

[royal swan]

Honestly the only one that I have a issue noticing is the smg

Like did they even change it

I can't fucking tell

Looks the same

[simple galleon]

Dice stated they sre aware of the mouse input issues. So it does exist and if you dont feel it... welp.

Moreover, dice stated these changes WILL affect the gunplay.

[tawny carbon]

It is exactly the same they aren’t touching how the performs. It’s just visual recoil. It’s not like cod.

[amber kelp]

are you missing the comment in your own photo where they say it effects gunplay?

[royal swan]

We'll see once the update actually drops

[stiff pollen]

visual recoil in my game 3 years post launch

bro they have maps to make

guns to release

[lone void]

yeah but I mean they look the saem anyway, the motion of the gun looks the same

[tawny carbon]

Visually. Not how the gun performs

[simple galleon]

Are you not reading?

[lone void]

I understand the concept but I think y'all are blowing it way out of proportion lmao it looks minimal

[amber kelp]

he is not

[royal swan]

Honestly the visual recoil looks to be not as bad as games like cod with it's unbearable visual recoil

[simple galleon]

DICE SAID IT WILL AFFECT GUNPLAY AND ACTUAL RECOIL

[amber kelp]

He cant be.
bro posted a picture of the dev saying it effects where bullets go and is saying the opposite

[simple galleon]

Hope thats clear enough

[lone void]

no, it will affect where the weapon sights are aiming

[royal swan]

WE SHALL SEE WHEN IT DROPS

[lone void]

different

[stiff pollen]

my issue is a decade ago they made a huge sweeping change to REMOVE visual recoil from guns and now a decade passed and theyre ADDING it to guns

[tawny carbon]

See someone gets it.

[stiff pollen]

foh

[pine roost]

Tbf even I’m confused still and I asked the question

[tawny carbon]

It’s all a visual thing.

[lone void]

gun shake more but aims in same place

[tawny carbon]

^

[simple galleon]

@stiff pollen they dont learn from previous mistakes. Even tho competent devs already fixed them 4 them

[lone void]

please get over yourselves

[stiff pollen]

theyre trying to justify their salaries i guess

[amber kelp]

please for the love of god read your own image
#battlefield-2042 message

[simple galleon]

[lone void]

remind me to never come here when any game news drops because this shit always happens

[amber kelp]

It doesn't have 0% effect on where bullets go

[tawny carbon]

The comparison video shows the visual recoil change. The recoil and spread is still the same

[amber kelp]

It doesn't have 0% effect on where bullets go

[stiff pollen]

WE WILL SEE IN S7

but im guessing itll be broken as all things are

[tawny carbon]

People don’t understand … lmao

[lone void]

of course it will affect where bullets go, people will be aiming different to try and compensate

like the DMR example they gave, the svope will aim the same but visually it won't be aligned exactly

thus, skill ceiling

[stiff pollen]

guys you dont get it

its for the IMMERSION

it really makes you FEEEEEEEEL like youre shooting an assault rifle!!!1

[amber kelp]

thats not the visual recoil effecting bullets

[lone void]

I actauly watched the video tho, apparently everyone else read a few messages and cherry picked a couple sentences

[amber kelp]

if it was purely player behavior, then it has 0% on where bullets go.
Theres mechanical changes with this

[tawny carbon]

Facts.

[lone void]

ok but why is that a huge deal?

skill issue if you ask me

learn to aim

[tawny carbon]

They see recoil change and freak the fuck out for no reason.

[lone void]

oh no, my abusive meta will be ruined forever

how will I cope and seethe now

[royal swan]

Oh yeah this entire situation is just a massive skill issue

Like lmao just aim better.

[lone void]

my brother in christ, please grow up the game isn't made for only you

[tawny carbon]

The EA person actually said is to increase the skill ceiling.

[amber kelp]

frankly, 2042 gunplay is so easy that Id welcome it being harder. My problem is Ouija acting like an idiot. I also have a concern, based on previous BF games, that it will make weapons feel like they have more spread then they really do.

[pine roost]

Although what I don’t fully understand yet is when kat talks about certain weapons having more stable pitch but less roll and vice versa, if it’s truly a 0% change to mechanics, then that wouldn’t mean anything really. But they also say it is meant to be some way to introduce further decisionmaking, so it should have some actual mechanical difference or else those statements are moot

[lone void]

watch the video

[stone cradle]

or just use gun that goes brrr so you basically don't need to put any effort into aiming

[next onyx]

The only change will be your interpretation of the recoil.

[lone void]

the recoil paytern is the saem, the visiual recoil is minimal

fuck man I can't type toinght

[next onyx]

Holy fuck I'm not even defending dice here. They make one bit of news and people blow it the fuck over calm the fuck down. If they need to adjust they'll adjust it.

[royal swan]

Tonight*

[next onyx]

You're fine dude.

[royal swan]

Sorry

[next onyx]

Observer don't be mean!

[royal swan]

Ok

[next onyx]

Wrong bonk.

[royal swan]

BROOO

[next onyx]

I have too many bonks.

[tawny carbon]

They add dispersion into the game because beaming people takes no skill. Visual recoil is to increase the skill level. Changes is made for a reason.

[lone void]

[next onyx]

[stiff pollen]

i do not like visual recoil

[lone void]

shame

[amber kelp]

man im not even angry at dice Im just baffled that this guy can miss a point so hard or say something that his own image proves wrong.

[stiff pollen]

also in general when dice adds these big changes in a season theyre typically overtuned and get pulled back after a month of them looking at "the data"

[tawny carbon]

Ngl, visual recoil is beautiful. I don’t like cod version. They over do it.

[stiff pollen]

well thats cause iw are high off gunpowder

[lone void]

I'm going to go nowq because while I'm bored atm this is not how I wanted to spend the night

[stone cradle]

IW and their 'milsim'

They should just be allowed to make campaign, not mp

[tawny carbon]

I mean 😪 visual recoil makes the game more immersive. Compared to none at all xD

[pine roost]

Though it was cool seeing another dev chat in here

[stiff pollen]

the games already immersive

[next onyx]

Kalito is good.

[stiff pollen]

dont you like dying in a foreign country?

[amber kelp]

2042?
God no

[stiff pollen]

bf2042 is the most realistic game ever
get drafted for us army
go bleed overseas
get deported last minute
become nopat

this is the real backstory of dozer btw

[amber kelp]

I love the military industrial complex

[stiff pollen]

s5 backstory for boris was literally "you sonuvabitch im in"

[pine roost]

Now sit down and shut up

Or whatever the line is

[stone cradle]

If I'm surrounded by gilfs like Falck then maybe

[ivory canopy]

Just added more music to my iPhone from my collection

[stiff pollen]

falck is like 70 by the time of 2048

[stone cradle]

no no I mean concept art Falck

From 2039

[stiff pollen]

i miss bald grandma falck

[stone cradle]

Still can't believe we don't have a maid Falck skin, come on dice. Monetise the simps

[ivory canopy]

Falck is lore-wise the oldest playable specialist.

[pine roost]

The original model for her?

[ivory canopy]

Irish is a close second.

Pretty sure them and Boris are the only three specialists born in the 20th century

Watch EA DICE add a specialist whose birthdate is September 20, 2002

[next onyx]

I understand peoples frustrations but I don't think this will be as bad as it's made out to be.

They can always tone it back anyways.

[pine roost]

If only Twitter compression wasn’t so bad so we could get a better look

[amber kelp]

I think it will cause players to feel like there is more spread.
This is what happened in 4 and 1.

[pine roost]

But without an actual target to shoot we won’t know at all

[tawny carbon]

True, and honestly I been wanting visual recoil in 2042. Now I finally got it.

Wooo 🥳

[next onyx]

The way I see it. It just looks like it's making recoil more obvious to be perceived.

[pine roost]

Yeah I’ve gotten to the point where I just aim screen centre anyways, so based on what info we have it shouldn’t change anything

[stone cradle]

They're really adding everything but a server browser

[tawny carbon]

Portal is server browser

[next onyx]

All out warfare server browser.

That's what we need.

[wicked shell]

I am aware of the concerns with the sight and center of screen becoming too misaligned (I'm the one who tightened up the camera recoil "tracking" for S6 to keep them closer together and resolve the so-called "recoil bug") and I can say my intention is to keep it as aligned as possible - there might be minor case-by-case differences, instances where it might be more or less than before, but overall it should be good. If you see any weapon/sight combo where you feel it's too much, let us know :)

[next onyx]

Not a portal server browser that has no correlation to all out warfare.

[amber kelp]

The issue is that the random shake of the weapon, combined with spread, can make it seem as if a shot has deviated from the center more than it actually has. Cause the player sees it as further from the barrel
This is very demonstratable in BF1.

[next onyx]

The shake seems to be due of the horizontal recoil.

I guess.

Alright I understand where you're at.

I think.

[tawny carbon]

That’s all visual. It’s not affecting the gun itself.

[next onyx]

You're more concerned about there being more recoil than what's actually there.

[pine roost]

So many guns in bf1 just slide from side to side

[amber kelp]

best way to put it: BF1 and BF4 have near identical spread values. The visual recoil is the only difference.

Im more concerned about how it makes a weapon "feel" rather than how it actually behaves.

[pine roost]

I mean, if I know how the mechanics actually work I’m not too fussed unless the model actively gets in the way of what im@shooting

[next onyx]

Keep in mind I didn't really play bf1 a whole lot.

[wide shore]

As long as it isn't MW22 levels of visual bullshittery, idc either

[amber kelp]

surely you have heard the spread complaints related to it though, right?

[wide shore]

BF1 still my favorite game in the franchise spread or not

[tawny carbon]

Mine is BF4

[next onyx]

I didn't understand it too well at a time and I'm not too overly concerned over it now.

[amber kelp]

Heres an example:
No gun shake. You fire your weapon, and the bullet deviates to the right. You see the bullet deviate by, let say, 3 degrees.
Gun shake. You fire your weapon. The bullet deviates to the right, the gun deviates to the left. From a players perspective, it appears as if the bullet has deviated by 6 degree, because now it is further away from where the barrel is pointing.

This is how it causes changes in percieved spread, even if spread is the same

[next onyx]

Oh yeah I remember how recoil worked on that game.

I wasn't concerned cause I played support.

Which naturally worked against it.

[amber kelp]

this has nothing to do with recoil. Thats seperate from spread in most bf games

[plain meadow]

don't think u know what spicy is little man

[next onyx]

No my bad I meant the visual recoil.

What the fuck.

[amber kelp]

oh ok

[next onyx]

Nah dude what about bugs and salt now.

[ionic gale]

This is great, thank you very much for the clarification of your intent to not have it effect the alignment of the sight reticle. Then I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

[next onyx]

I have to know.

[amber kelp]

I have been to your cold forsaken European land. It is a heart of darkness. You start with mild food and only become milder and colder the deeper in you go. Then you loose a part of youself.

[plain meadow]

U haven't been to my country my guy

[amber kelp]

Whats your country?

[plain meadow]

3 guesses.

[amber kelp]

England

[plain meadow]

negative

[amber kelp]

Hmm. Czechia

[plain meadow]

what, no

waaay too far

[amber kelp]

France?

[plain meadow]

do not associate me with the french

[ivory canopy]

Australia

[plain meadow]

mfs eat snales there

no

[amber kelp]

snails kinda hit tho

[plain meadow]

that shit disgusting

[tawny carbon]

Facts

[amber kelp]

its fucking delicious.
Anyway thats 3 guesses up

[plain meadow]

Yes, yes it was, unfortunately, none of them are correct.

[pine roost]

Sheffield

[next onyx]

Yeah I dunno why denneh I thought you were French.

[plain meadow]

[tawny carbon]

[amber kelp]

well now you gotta clear your name

[plain meadow]

Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi?

[ivory canopy]

Spain?

[plain meadow]

i wish

[ivory canopy]

Ireland

[plain meadow]

they have delicious wine

nah

[next onyx]

Italian?

[plain meadow]

nah

[ivory canopy]

Swiss

[plain meadow]

weird, y'all ain't the first to guess someone from england

[next onyx]

Make it clear otherwise you'll always be known as French.

[plain meadow]

not sure why

defo not french

[tawny carbon]

EU?

[plain meadow]

yes

[tawny carbon]

[next onyx]

This is a threat.

[plain meadow]

How so?

[amber kelp]

🇫🇷

[next onyx]

Nah.

Netherlands?

[plain meadow]

I mean, we like to drink a lot.

[next onyx]

Germany?

GERMAN

[plain meadow]

no

What no

eww

[amber kelp]

this is a curveball after you said no germany czechia or ireland

[plain meadow]

it's really not

[ivory canopy]

Scotland

[plain meadow]

we're known to be one of the heaviest drinkers in the world

and no

[ivory canopy]

and you're not Irish?

[plain meadow]

yes

[pine roost]

I need a hint. Give me all the letters bar the last one

[plain meadow]

that's not fun

some was close

[next onyx]

Who the hell is full of heavy drinkers.

[amber kelp]

I mean, youve eliminated all the hevay drinkers, except... Russia?

[tawny carbon]

Portugal ?

[plain meadow]

not russian

even tho some of their women

[amber kelp]

figured not if you said czechia was too far.
But thats all the heavy drinkers

[tawny carbon]

Ye or nah?

[plain meadow]

nay

[tawny carbon]

[ivory canopy]

Wales

[plain meadow]

uhm, we're known for a guy who made a book about an underwater creature that disney made into a movie.

[amber kelp]

Denmark

[plain meadow]

there u go

[amber kelp]

youre not heavy drinkers

[plain meadow]

well, we're

[amber kelp]

Also Ive been to your country

[plain meadow]

you probably went over there, i'd imagine

with them...

[amber kelp]

wym them?

[plain meadow]

what i said

[gilded goblet]

goated

[plain meadow]

them.

[next onyx]

The creatures.

[plain meadow]

yes.

those...

the unspeakable part of Denmark

[ivory canopy]

What? No. I'm not Scottish.

[tawny carbon]

I can tell denneh gets plastered

[plain meadow]

[amber kelp]

Denmark is not even close to heaviest
https://www.euronews.com/health/2023/06/30/so-long-dry-january-which-country-drinks-the-most-alcohol-in-europe#:~:text=Which country drinks the most in Europe%3F,%2C and Romania (12.3).

[plain meadow]

euronews...

[tawny carbon]

News is meh

[plain meadow]

shits propoganda

[amber kelp]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

[plain meadow]

wikipedia can be fucked with

[ivory canopy]

I would've thought the Irish were the heaviest drinkers.

[plain meadow]

don't take it as face value btw

[tawny carbon]

Wiki

[plain meadow]

I said one not the kings..

[amber kelp]

One would think but have you ever been to Prague?
Good lord they drink beer like its water

[next onyx]

I'm Australian and we love our vb.

[tawny carbon]

Wiki is one of the worst sources to trust

[amber kelp]

Problem is that Irish beer is expensive

[plain meadow]

build different

[next onyx]

Fucking rancid shit WHY IS IT OUR DRINK.

[robust vapor]

That's right my sentient target

[ivory canopy]

I don't drink much

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

d0k

[ivory canopy]

In fact I drink very little.

[robust vapor]

D0k indeed

See you in S7

[tawny carbon]

I drink almost every weekend

[plain meadow]

yes sir

[ivory canopy]

I once got 10 shot bottles of Fireball back in Christmas 2021. Five of them are still unopened.

[tawny carbon]

Stressful job means me drink more kek

[plain meadow]

that ain't nothing, from when i was 20 to around 25 it was everyday.

my old apartment was known hotspot to get shit faced at

[tawny carbon]

I drink raw liquor or mixed liquor drinks

[ivory canopy]

So, that gives you some idea on how little I actually drink.

[robust vapor]

You'll drink more cause 2042 induces more stress than your job

[ivory canopy]

I'm like the poster child for sobriety.

[plain meadow]

I miss my early 20s

now i can't drink for shit

[ivory canopy]

Though if you saw me IRL you'd probably think I'm a reefer.

[tawny carbon]

[plain meadow]

i'm almost 30 bruh

[tawny carbon]

My dad drinks more than me and I drink a lot

[plain meadow]

aye, can relate, my old man used to be an heavy alcoholic

[ivory canopy]

Ok I go back into obscurity. Bye.

[gilded goblet]

we are better

[tawny carbon]

Not an alcoholic, just our tolerance levels, his is higher

[amber kelp]

back to the original bit tho: were you implying danish food was spicy?

[plain meadow]

ah, nvm then

[plain meadow]

fuck no

99.9% of danish food is literally not spicy

but there are a few places

[amber kelp]

you had me worried for a second

[plain meadow]

and i usually get more spicy shit when i order "spicy" food

[tawny carbon]

I heard Asia have some mean spicy food, I wanna try them

[plain meadow]

if i ain't mistaking one of our chocolate makers, make chocolate with california reapers in them

no joke

[amber kelp]

i assume this would simply kill a european

[plain meadow]

you're correct

[robust vapor]

I'll reap you in game later @plain meadow

[plain meadow]

they are spicy asf

[plain meadow]

you on NA d0k

[robust vapor]

With my spiciest rocket launcher

[plain meadow]

who u think you is

the us military with nukes?

[robust vapor]

The d0k

[next onyx]

WHY IS IT OUR DRINK WHY CANT IT BE SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC.

[tawny carbon]

Carolina reaper peppers dry is good asf

[next onyx]

IT JUST TASTES LIKE WHEAT.

[plain meadow]

wait sirpa

do u guys have tuborg in australia?

[tawny carbon]

Australia be getting drunk off of wheat

[plain meadow]

isn't vodka made from wheat?

[gilded goblet]

huh?

which one

[amber kelp]

vodka is from potatos

[plain meadow]

OOH

[next onyx]

We should have turbog.

[plain meadow]

right potatos

[next onyx]

Vb.

[plain meadow]

Turbog?

[tawny carbon]

Vodka is good asf

[amber kelp]

Europe ruined my taste in Beer. Going from Pilsner to Miller Light was a depressing experience

[plain meadow]

i can't drink vodka clean anymore, i literally die

U DRANK PILSNER?

[tawny carbon]

99% absolute Vodka is strong but man it hits

[amber kelp]

Every fucking day. Peak beer

[gilded goblet]

ah right i don't drink beer as much, more of a wine guy

[plain meadow]

its shite

tuborg real beer

[tawny carbon]

Beer is disgusting 🤮

[plain meadow]

beer is delicious wym

a cold beer in july when it's like 20 degrees hits differently

[tawny carbon]

Taste and smell like piss

[plain meadow]

that's black slots

[amber kelp]

It alright. Most European beers blow my country's beer out of the water.
But the Czech take the cake for good beer.

[plain meadow]

they taste like piss

[tawny carbon]

All beers don’t hit

[amber kelp]

are you from the US

[tawny carbon]

And they make you fat

[tawny carbon]

Yea

[plain meadow]

what doesn't

[amber kelp]

This is why the beer tastes like piss

[tawny carbon]

Liquor is king 👑

[plain meadow]

Liquor for 18 y/o

beer for real

[tawny carbon]

I’m not 18

[plain meadow]

nah, u gotta be over 21 to drink in the us i know

i feel bad for you lot

[tawny carbon]

I been drinking liquor since I was 16

Don’t ask me why

[plain meadow]

eh

it aint 12

but u gotta start somewhere

[tawny carbon]

Tru

I can drink a bottle by myself.

[plain meadow]

Y'all should just make liquor legal after 18 fr

don't get why it's 21

and u can drive when u like 16

[amber kelp]

this is exactly why the age is 21

[tawny carbon]

My favorite is tequila of all liquors

[plain meadow]

bump up the age for driving to 18 too

[amber kelp]

god no

[plain meadow]

why would u care

you ain't 18 anymore

[robust vapor]

Get cooked @plain meadow

[amber kelp]

because I recognize the value a 16 age driving limit gave to me when I live in a country where people are very spread out from eachother

[plain meadow]

Good job D0k, you killed AI's i'm proud of you

[robust vapor]

See last one

Last target

[plain meadow]

I saw

You burned him to a CRISP

[amber kelp]

the US is very heavy on suburbs. Many of us cannot simply walk to the nearest grocery store or tram.

[plain meadow]

Wouldn't bother you, would it?

[tawny carbon]

In US, if you don’t have a car. It’s annoying

[plain meadow]

and if so, why?

[robust vapor]

1 liek 1 preyur

[plain meadow]

true

[amber kelp]

well Im also over 21 so this change has no bearing on me.

[plain meadow]

then why not change the legal age of drinking

people drink and drive either way, so what would be the change

[robust vapor]

If you drink and drive in 2042 you get disconnected

[tawny carbon]

I only drink at red lights and stop signs

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

yes, u actually do

don't drink and drive in 2042

[amber kelp]

well thats easy for you to say with your minimal traffic and in depth bike-lane system.

[plain meadow]

MINIMAL?

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

HAVE U BEEN TO INNER COPENHAGEN AT 8 AM?

the fuck u mean minimal

[amber kelp]

compared to the US or fuck even western european countries like Ireland, yeah its not bad.

then again my classes there started at 9 so

[plain meadow]

The E20 highway here from Esbjerg (where i live) to Kolding (about 20-30 mins away) the early mornings can be crazy long, some wait for an hour if not more

don't say minimal bruh

[amber kelp]

Ill take your word for it. Never left the city.

[next onyx]

I would love to live in Germany, France or NL.

[plain meadow]

Also, u don't really need a car in inner copenhagen, people be driving their bicycles around there cus everything is... easy

[plain meadow]

french people tho

[next onyx]

I know they can be shitheads.

I've been told that.

[plain meadow]

[amber kelp]

Oh I know. Thats why I said there is less traffic. At least in Copenhagen itself its almost none compared to a place like NYC or LA

[plain meadow]

they're outright cunts

[gilded goblet]

@next onyx can we please play this weekend?

If ur avalible

[next onyx]

Erm. I don't have plans for 2042 until the new season

[plain meadow]

I've seen stuff from NYC and LA and your traffic can be hectic i'll admit that..

[next onyx]

Yeah I'm giving the game as much of a break as possible.

However.

I'm not trying to avoid you.

[gilded goblet]

yea yea yea

[plain meadow]

donowalled

[tawny carbon]

Play destiny 2

[plain meadow]

DESTINY 2?

[amber kelp]

please do not encourage people to commit self harm

[next onyx]

Definitely when the new season is out I'll be grinding out the new guns.

[tawny carbon]

Destiny 2 is a fantastic game

[plain meadow]

No it's not

[amber kelp]

Absolutely not

[plain meadow]

Destiny 2 is a waste of money outside the base game

[tawny carbon]

It’s beautiful masterpiece

[plain meadow]

go play gw2

[next onyx]

Dude we're in a battlefield server you think that's any better considering how many insufferable cunts inhabit the server?

[plain meadow]

that shit is worth every penny

[tawny carbon]

What’s that?

[plain meadow]

guild wars 2

[next onyx]

I'm playing modded terraria and I'm on my fourth modded playthrough.

[shell ermine]

I'm very concerned about this new visual recoil system

[plain meadow]

honestly the best mmo out there

[tawny carbon]

Sounds mmo

[shell ermine]

Ideally you'd have ZERO visual recoil

[plain meadow]

especially for casuals

[amber kelp]

?

[plain meadow]

you're right

[tawny carbon]

Mmo is boring if it’s not a fps or tps game

[plain meadow]

naah dawg

[next onyx]

Just people here bitching and whining 24/7.

[plain meadow]

MMO's are fine

[next onyx]

It's all they're known for.

[plain meadow]

@next onyx WHY NO S7 YET, WHY NO FIX TO MY C5

u mean like that?

[next onyx]

When you do that pepe cry it genuinely softens me up.

[plain meadow]

[amber kelp]

?????

[tawny carbon]

MMOs have insane repetitive missions. That’s why I left RuneScape and WoW long time ago.

[plain meadow]

OSRS i hope zozo

[next onyx]

You lost in who I'm referring to?

[plain meadow]

[pine roost]

not gonna lie I thought you were referring to garden warfare 2

[next onyx]

Or do you not understand.

[gilded goblet]

ight bet

[amber kelp]

im lost in what it has to do with my joke

[next onyx]

I'm not taking a jab at you.

[plain meadow]

@pine roost what

[next onyx]

Oh no

It was partially a joke.

[tawny carbon]

OSRS?

[plain meadow]

NOOO

u that young

[next onyx]

But I'm also pretty serious.

[plain meadow]

cus aint no way you don't know what osrs is bro

[tawny carbon]

My first game was Halo 2 and BFMC2 kek

[next onyx]

See now.

[plain meadow]

I see.

[next onyx]

What you is do your fourth playthrough in a row on terraria.

[plain meadow]

OSRS = The old version of Runescape, the 2007 one.

[next onyx]

Spending 48 hours tops on a character.

Per playthrough.

[tawny carbon]

O that one. Meh got extremely bored of it

[next onyx]

I think denneh is older than me.

[plain meadow]

Well, if you ever feel bored or anything, try out GW2 even the base game is worth a try, u get like 100+ hours worth of free content.

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

And the story is good

[next onyx]

I was thinking of playing plants vs zombies 2.

And playing on a modded version of it.

[amber kelp]

apparently Insurgency Sandstorm is going for $10 rn

[tawny carbon]

Those types of MMOs I don’t play. Like black desert or anything alike them. Is straight boring. Point, click to move, repetitive missions. Not immersive at all.

[plain meadow]

BDO is quite immersive dawg

Even tho, it does get extremely repetitive after awhile

[tawny carbon]

Naw, I even find Diablo boring asf also

[plain meadow]

BDO = Black Desert Online

[tawny carbon]

Yes, and it’s boring 🥱

[plain meadow]

naaah

It's repetive, but he combat makes it fun

[tawny carbon]

Straight repetitive . No the combat don’t make up for it.

[plain meadow]

that literally makes up for it.

their combat is the best in the market

[next onyx]

Diablo would be a banger.

Full clearing dungeons.

[plain meadow]

Diablo is shit

not worth the 80 dollars

or how much it goes for now

[tawny carbon]

I played it for 6 hours. And i deleted it from my steam library

[next onyx]

Diablo 4?

[plain meadow]

[next onyx]

I heard quite a few issues with it.

[chilly dove]

Game decidedly video lags hardcore during combat; you take out a member of an enemy squad and they ping the living crap out of you, and I think that is what causes the ridiculous lag too (I had about 3 seconds of solid unplayable video spike/massive frame drop)? Especially cross platform for some reason. Anyway ... DICE lol. Oh yeah disclaimer, I still love the game in case any orange people can't handle that I criticize their babbeh.

[tawny carbon]

Diablo games is boring and repetitive.

[arctic grove]

I wanna buy it but idk if it’s dead on ps5

[next onyx]

My friends been playing diablo 3 again and he's loving it.

[plain meadow]

D3 is chill AF

[next onyx]

Everything's repetitive.

[amber kelp]

blizzard live service game

[plain meadow]

I love D3

Especially when a new season starts

[arctic grove]

D3 just makes me think of division 3, damn I want that game to come out

[next onyx]

I have a thousand hours into terraria and despite the repetition it is an amazing game.

[arctic grove]

Luckily it’s confirmed

[chilly dove]

Also on the lobby screen there are these 2 floating rings near the LATV4 Recon. Kinda funny but weird. less than 3!

[tawny carbon]

Mmm 🤔 how can I put this. It have to be a shooter game or it’s boring asf to me.

[next onyx]

Because it constantly challenges me.

[plain meadow]

The Division?

[arctic grove]

Yea the division

[tawny carbon]

Division is amazing asf

[arctic grove]

Division 2 is fun I just want a west coast city negl

[tawny carbon]

TPS looter shooter

[plain meadow]

aye, i played the second one at launch and completed everything (even all the easter eggs n shit)

haven't played it since tho

[arctic grove]

Ah fair enough

I’m getting back into it after a 3 yr break

[plain meadow]

aye big dawg

[tawny carbon]

DZ is my favorite place in Division games

[plain meadow]

gameplay is good

just hate the specific farming ngl

[arctic grove]

True that

[acoustic seal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[plain meadow]

and timegating is

[tawny carbon]

It’s a looter shooter kek

[next onyx]

I should get back into borderlands.

[plain meadow]

yes, like destiny 2

[next onyx]

Actually focus on a build.

[plain meadow]

i'm honestly just waiting for the next class on bdo to come out

3 more months...

[next onyx]

But instead I'm just whipping bosses on terraria and having my minions obliterate everything within 50 metres of me.

[tawny carbon]

I’m just waiting on XDefiant and The First Descendant

[plain meadow]

XDefiant is so shit

i swear

[amber kelp]

Destiny is, like, actively designed to burn people out. Its community is so miserable because the game it tailored specifically to trick you into playing it well after you stop having fun.

[pine roost]

:0

[acoustic seal]

xdefiant has already been slated for DOA

[plain meadow]

The combat feels like a cheaper version of CoD

and worse

[acoustic seal]

they took too long trying to make crossplay work while ignoring the networking issues in beta

[tawny carbon]

I play both games since day one launch day and beta. I still adore it today

[plain meadow]

so is warzone

[tawny carbon]

Destiny is a very addicting game

[plain meadow]

it's really not

[tawny carbon]

It’s amazing

[patent pivot]

Didn't people say destiny 1 was better than 2

[acoustic seal]

xdefiant also bears the ubisoft curse

[plain meadow]

because it was

d2 is garbage

especially how they're approaching the game nowadays

[tawny carbon]

D2 is better overall

[chilly dove]

warzone bears the cod curse

[plain meadow]

and cheaters

[patent pivot]

I can't believe they downgraded bots in mw19

Like seriously

[plain meadow]

bro fr

[patent pivot]

That annoys me

[plain meadow]

mw19

[tawny carbon]

Warzone killed cod

[plain meadow]

was hard AF

[amber kelp]

No it is, but in a bad way. In the "a bunch of people are grinding modes they hate cause theyre in to deep" kinda way

[chilly dove]

cod killed cod

[patent pivot]

Bloody bots can't use killstreak or field upgrade

Useless

[amber kelp]

When TFS comes out the damn will burst and destiny will fade.

[chilly dove]

warzone just double tapped the corpse

[patent pivot]

I wish somebody cracks the game open

For possible mod

[plain meadow]

It's really not that addictive, league of legends is addictive as fuck

I can quit D2 in a matter of mins

[tawny carbon]

TFD is gonna be my next Grind game

[plain meadow]

But league, i've played it constantly (from season 1 to season 7 everyday) and on and off since then.

[amber kelp]

for you. For some people though the skinner box has an iron grip

[next onyx]

I will never quit terraria.

[plain meadow]

🤮

[next onyx]

A hook done right.

[pine roost]

I still can't ever just commit myself to one game for that long

[plain meadow]

U know what game is 10/10? Minecraft.

But that's due to the community making dope ass mods

[amber kelp]

Team Fortress 2.
Always revert back to that one eventually

[tawny carbon]

Terraria is boring unless I have no internet

[next onyx]

The reason why I'm bringing up terraria is because it's a genuinely great grind game.

[chilly dove]

I alpha'd and beta'd League of Legends. got out early, but there's no real secret to a 5 v 5 PVP RPG aka "moba". You just need 5 friends.

Muahahaha

[next onyx]

Currently I'm playing modded which doubles the bosses.

[robust vapor]

Minefield 2042

[plain meadow]

that's your first issue

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

"u need 5 friends"

who tf has 5 friends on league

[pine roost]

progression done really well

[tawny carbon]

I play it if I have no internet. It bored me if I have online only games available

[amber kelp]

I support my friends mental health so I get them off of league

[pine roost]

shame i lost my 90 hour save though

[next onyx]

Aww

[chilly dove]

4 tbh, I always mess that up

[robust vapor]

When s7

[plain meadow]

I encourage it, just because I like to see people suffer.

[tawny carbon]

Canceled

[plain meadow]

I might be a sociopath, idk

[robust vapor]

Alright means more time touching grass

[tawny carbon]

[plain meadow]

I touch my own grass everyday

no need to go outside

[robust vapor]

The grass inside your pants don't count

[plain meadow]

not what i meant

i meant the mold around my apartment

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

[robust vapor]

I got more time to workout before S7 drops

[plain meadow]

aint no way you workout d0k

running to your fridge don't count

[robust vapor]

Grab the @plain meadow

[plain meadow]

that's fake

AI made

[robust vapor]

D0k don't use AI

D0k kill AI

You're also an AI

[plain meadow]

that ain't yo hand dawg

cus that's not d0k

[tawny carbon]

DOk is AI

[plain meadow]

that's a homan

[robust vapor]

I'm wearing glove

[plain meadow]

[chilly dove]

pretty sure everything is made of cake

[robust vapor]

So you're a cake then @plain meadow

Guasta said so

[plain meadow]

everything is food, with the right temperature.

Also humans.

[tawny carbon]

[robust vapor]

Gib me that Paik cake

Korean delicacy

[plain meadow]

ayo

[robust vapor]

[arctic grove]

[tawny carbon]

Paik is delicious

[arctic grove]

[robust vapor]

Yus

[plain meadow]

Listen, we already eat humans today, just not with temperature and in a sexual way, almost the same

[tawny carbon]

Why not both

[plain meadow]

what

[arctic grove]

[robust vapor]

So how you wanna die in season 7 @plain meadow

Seems like a Mexican map

[next onyx]

I need an adult.

[plain meadow]

[robust vapor]

Could give you the conventional warfare treatment or the cartel treatment

[tawny carbon]

Ayo? Underage here

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

d0k confirmed president in disguise

[next onyx]

Oh dok.

I got something to show you.

[robust vapor]

New map seems mexican wym

[tawny carbon]

[robust vapor]

I got a burrito

To slap someone with

El D0k

[tawny carbon]

South America

[arctic grove]

I think it’s in chile but there’s soooooome similar culture between Mexico and chile. Largely different tho

[robust vapor]

Yeah Mexico is in SA

Venezuela

Ole

[arctic grove]

Mexico is actually interestingly NA

[tawny carbon]

Mexico is one country I wanna go to

[arctic grove]

Just be careful

[next onyx]

@robust vapor

[arctic grove]

I think Cancun is safe but..

[plain meadow]

Mexico sketchy as fuck

[tawny carbon]

You been there?

[arctic grove]

Nope honestly so my advice is just what I’ve heard from others, but Cancun is a safe area

[plain meadow]

bro people get kidnapped by gangsters there

[acoustic seal]

i have a battlefield related question

[plain meadow]

wrong chat

[tawny carbon]

Cartels yea yea yea

[plain meadow]

go to general

[acoustic seal]

does getting a job as a gameplay designer come with a free pound of meth or what

[robust vapor]

LMAO disgusting shit @next onyx

[plain meadow]

no

[robust vapor]

[plain meadow]

it comes with coke

[acoustic seal]

if it was coke they'd be getting something done instead of readding bf5 recoil

[plain meadow]

we need Straatford to confirm that EA employees gets 10 gram of coke when they start, cus i know they do.

[next onyx]

Hell yeah drugs for productivity.

[plain meadow]

HELL YEAH

[next onyx]

@robust vapor

[tawny carbon]

Drugs is good

[plain meadow]

fucking hell way

that's disgusting

[ebon pilot]

that 20mm canister is disgusting. on exposure rush, the defending team can park a latv with it inside the building and basically destroy every player that shows their face

[robust vapor]

Holy shit that's the most broken shotgun ever

12M can't contest

[slate jolt]

A massacre

[next onyx]

I love the dude that takes the headshot.

[robust vapor]

Bro uninstalling 2042 after that

[tawny carbon]

Sirpa is a cheater lowkey

[robust vapor]

We should contest 200m range kills

With not a sniper rifle

[tawny carbon]

[slate jolt]

I did headshot with the 40mm cannon

[robust vapor]

I T1ED LATV already man

[next onyx]

Vivid reminder on bf5 you could headshot people with the V1 rocket.

[robust vapor]

And then they change its weapon

[next onyx]

I said "whee" accepting its death.

[turbid pelican]

which way would you want this feedback?

[ebon pilot]

"what do you mean not even close"

[slate jolt]

What weapon did you mount?

[next onyx]

20MM CASE.

[turbid pelican]

never noticed the feet where that tucked up together at the end

[robust vapor]

We should melee each other @next onyx

Waiting for a melee only mode in 2042

[tawny carbon]

skill issue aim

[robust vapor]

133% coefficient

[next onyx]

Dude the way that you sit down looks so SNUG.

Also wtf Dok.

[robust vapor]

And then I found out 0% coefficient is better

[tawny carbon]

i see, same here

[robust vapor]

So all the time I'm handicapping myself

[slate jolt]

I've got my own clips too
Of battelfid 2042

[robust vapor]

[tawny carbon]

[next onyx]

owo

Does melee also include defib.

[robust vapor]

I think so

Since you need to physically touch people

[tawny carbon]

1 hit melee

[robust vapor]

I stab people in the head and they don't die

[tawny carbon]

get better

[robust vapor]

In 1 slice

Nah I'll just combo you on cqc

[tawny carbon]

I’ll debif your face

[robust vapor]

You won't

Cause I'm d0k

[tawny carbon]

DOk gets fried

[robust vapor]

You get quacked

[tawny carbon]

DOk turns into DOk rings

[robust vapor]

Wallahi I'm finished

Also CoD made a Godzilla event

When battlefield gonna make one

[tawny carbon]

till you become dev

[summer lake]

NO WAU DOK

[robust vapor]

Dropping the greatest event in battlefield and then the pullout game

[slate jolt]

Another

[tawny carbon]

Hit it and quit it

[robust vapor]

Gotta do it like how the fathers do by getting milk

[tawny carbon]

🥛