#battlefield-2042
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The entire game is hideous, weapon balancing, sbmm, throwing skin bundles out to everyone despite muh reelism, so much more 
Mwii was cool for like 2.5 months after launch and then that was it

I use Reddit too and even if I maksed shocking publications I can still ensure everyone here Reddit is a shithole lol, much more than some official Discord server ran by real mods
yknow its bad when i gotta force myself to play it
I just want actual aesthetic consistency from modern fps sometimes, “they have to make money!1!2!2!2!2” they can make money just fine, just follow a theme man 
speaking of ducks have i told you i watched one of our ducks get PTS’ed the other day
man it was so sad
Why are people killing my kind wtf now I understand why I'm losing my soldiers
~Unit lost
it got very sick from some bacteria in the soil

Become a dok
it would’ve spread so we quarantined it and brought it to the hospital
NO OMG
it was a very beautiful hartlaub
OMG he's back lmao
tries to figure out a way to make ducks relevant for 2042
GRENAAADE
DUCK!!
are you the guy that runs the YouTube channel called Seducktive? 
Is it chicken ?
You got Penguins in the game
Why can't ducks
Penguins in Breakaway
Ducks would be good for Kaleidoscope
If there's a pond somewhere
nice AI art 
Idk I haven't venture Kalei that much
yes between sector a and b there’s a long stream
Dall-E says thank you

I rarely got Kaleidoscope
Unless I go in co op
And fool around
If I got time that is
i used dall-e a few weeks ago and asked it to make me a portait of a furry war with 911 as its backdrop
it was
terrifying
sounds awesome
There are crabs in Valparaiso

It's everything I imagined
In BFV you might encounter a crocodile/alligator in Twisted Steel
If you swim long enough in the river

is it a reference to Chompy?
Yes
i only know about the shark fin you can see on twisted steel
The croc will also kill you
RIP Chompy 😭
schnappi das kleine krokodil is out to get you
@still vault

Since it's not 2042 related I'm just going to ignore that.
yes
If you talk about what maps ducks would fit well into yes
unlike penguins who naturally fits in all maps

Hourglass with Penguins

yes
pov you use a wireless mouse and it gets low battery while you flying around
There are no giraffes in French Guiana but it's the future so why not
giraffes are cool though
time to practice with the Ghostmaker
i want tank superiority
portal
I want a porsche
Looks like T-1000 from the terminator
Where's my terminator skin, Dice?
We already have the shotty (mcs) just need the skin and the bike
man my aim is garbage this morning

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ZombieField
More like.. AIfield
BotterField
Hate when this happens
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resourceful...
That’s great honestly
Hi
Bye
Had this on my ps5 everytime


does anybody knows why I'm getting 4000ms at game? even I have good connection
4000ms doesn't sound like a good connection to me
they're just doing what dozers do
@radiant prism
Can confirm

though I was not allocated my personal braincell allocation
bashing their heads on their keyboards

Definitely they have one braincell
4000ms It sounds like you live on an island somewhere in the ocean

headdesking
The dozer mains watching their specialist burn to a crisp for the 100th time
I gotta say, nice to see so many new people here 😄
why they don't fix the roblox graphics in ps4 😦
you gotta fix the PS4
the quality in ps4 looks like 144p
it's called upgrading to PS5
make it full HD please 1080p
No, I don't want to buy ps5! They can easily make it HD 1080p by an update.
It looks like a ps1 game in ps4 which is very weird
The drive is slow and the spec is low
What did you expect?
Best you could do is buy an SSD for the PS4
Expecting a ps4 game not ps1 game
Sorry we don't have tech support for that
I am not asking u
I am writing my notice here in BF2042 server
It's gonna run like shit on ps4 at 1080p
Whats a Roblox?
cause it's a ps4

Yup it's ps4 but the game looks like ps1 game.
pondhawk roadkills
so much fun
Sbmm isn't even an issue. The only people that have an issue with it are scrubs who get a 3.0 KD farming bot players. Because they get put against real 3.0 players and realize they aren't as good at the game as they thought they were. Sbmm doesn't affect a vast majority of the playerbase.
That's why streamers who built their platform around being good at the game hate sbmm so much, because people realized they were absolute dog water and couldn't win against anyone their supposed skill level. It exposed a lot of them for being garbage.
But then again these are the same people who cried about controller aim assist while using a xim mouse and keyboard
You mean like those streamers who actually cheated and then got invited to the events with no ones setup besides what they gave you and turns out those people were still dogshit and blamed it on the launch 😂
Yep
The only streamers that are legit good at the game don't ever get invited to events. Which is funny
I mean. When your own tournaments have people cheating and then get banned mid game. You kind of look like a fool to everyone.
Idk how some of these people even have platforms anymore. Faze has been cheating for literally over a decade at this point. They got caught cheating in the halo and gears of war scene and we're banned. Went to CoD. Got exposed for aimbot and banned. Was allowed to come back, got caught again and was banned again. Went to R6S. Got caught cheating got banned. Was allowed by both to come back again and they're all still getting exposed as cheaters.
Because they bring in money and viewers.
its not the entire team thats cheating
It's their biggest stars. It's irrelevant whether the entire team is doing it or not when your "star players" are. I garuntee they weren't kept in the dark. They knew. And knowingly playing with a cheater makes you just as guilty.
Personally I think putting the FaZe prefix in your username is the cringiest shit someone can do
Like it has to take a special breed of mental instability to do that
And if you're knowingly playing with a cheater in a tournament setting you damn well should be held accountable
blame my generation of millennials for that because it was a quake 1 clan arena thing
Don't blame millennials for that. That was some gen X shit

no its my generations lol
quake 1 clan arena was filled with millennials in the '90s
dead game 💀
Could be better if they had a campaign and fixed the bugs
Very nice
You do realize the ones old enough to afford PCs and play that in the 90's were in their mid to late 20's/early 30's. Millennials were in their early teens in the 90's. I'm 32. My grandad played Quake 1 clan arena. And I'm a millennial
💀
Bait?
yeah. i was able to afford a pc during the '90s
And removed the ai’s
If you're in your 50's now you're gen X not a millennial
Cuz it’s not fun playing with them


They are great fillers when the server isn't completely filled
I’m not sure about them but im a regular dude who has about a 2 kd average in most fps besides cod, it will punish you no matter what platform or person you are as soon as your KD is too high and purposefully puts people in a hamster wheel loop of ups and downs all dictated by the game
Also, completely fucks over ping and server connection when it starts putting you at like 100 ping just to find a player remotely like you
As an average casual player, it affects us too bud lol
Redacted Is really good
like really fun
Nah. If you have an issue with sbmm you have an ego problem. I'm a 2.0 KD player and I get better by playing people at or right above my skill level. You shit stomping a bunch of randoms doesn't do anything but inflate your ego and make you think you're better at something than you are.
Then remove them when real players are trying to join
... duh, they do
Skill based matchmaking isn’t a bad concept. People are mistaking it for performance based matchmaking
CoD uses PBMM and it’s the main problem with the multiplayer
Yk what I’d honestly rather wait
It doesn’t judge you on overall skill level it judges you on immediate performance
I've literally seen AI despawn right in front of me as new people join the game
If you have a 2.0 you're not an average casual. A average player has a 0.95-1.25 KD.
If you stomped one session it will throw you into a sweaty session where you will suffer, and because you suffered it’ll throw you back to the scrubs
That’s CoD’s multiplayer in a nutshell
That is not skill based matchmaking
I’ve played today and mid through the game the Lobby was still filled with ai’s
Exactly. There's a big difference between sbmm and pbmm.
Yeah exactly what Drey is saying. That was the reason I quit. Just got too much all over the place with that game.
cause nobody were joining your server
And I don’t like them because they suck
The game prioritises putting people in new servers when there are a lot of people matchmaking
Yeah that's to combat smurfing. Which streamers and sweats are known for
But skill based matchmaking would help against this as well, if implemented properly
Ya know, this one I agree with
I'd like to have the AI be more varied in their skills
Cod’s matchmaking feels like there is some ethereal entity who is playing with you like a toy
Feels so strange
Some shit AI
and some better AI
Smurfs will obviously perform better so they can be thrown to the sweatier lobbies due to overall skill
There’s your issue. “Implemented properly” just look at their anti cheat
Yeah fair enough
It does but you can still get around it by reverse boosting. Which if you play the game for a living like streamers don't s a small price to pay when you can get a day of playing in absolutely wrecking kids before the game knows what's going on
Makes sense
I’m just gonna say it
Streaming has ruined gaming
And eSports
They so bad that this one time I literally had 150 ai kills and it was just half way through the game
Is reverse boosting literally just people intentionally throwing for one match against lower skilled players?
Couple of my friends and stuff would do this before the holidays. The lobbies you get with that shit is wonderful.
Fun little thing though, I saw an friendly AI break his back and turn 180 degrees
hmm, wonder why
immediately realises why
looks where the AI is looking
AHA, an enemy!
BRRRRRT
Just cus you’re good at games doesn’t mean you aren’t a casual
Stats don’t care about your steelings
In the old games we would just place tax insertions down and just run like hell into the enemies.
I disagree here. I don't think it's streaming I think it's the people who have the platform. There's a lot of solid streamers out there who are legit good people. It's just the scum bags who get big
How do you know?
I honestly thought 2kd was pretty average, I had to be humble
I guess “old” meaning like cod 2019 and other things here and there.
Fair point
2kd seems average to me
2kd is above average
I have 0.75 
It also depends what you play
I was good at mw2 tho
I’m just saying sbmm in cod and halo genuinely protects nobody when it takes 1 game where you had a good kd just to immediately get fucked by the algorithm, even if you try to play casually, albeit you sorta delay it
Have like 1.6 in that
Battlefield > cod
SBMM is bollocks
Does kd includes ai kills?
SBMM is fine but usually not implemented well
Yes, but BFStats shows you your overall and player exclusive K/D
SBMM sucks ass
It should only ever be used for ranked games
Although having SBMM with no ranked system is really demotivating at times. Hard to track progression and kind of kills the fun of playing over a long time
Which are shite in themselves
Sbmm is ok for ranked and stuff yea but public should just be based on ping and region
That's literally what casual means. It means you're an average person who barely plays the game. Lol you have to put in time and effort to get good at something. A 2.0 or higher KD is actually very above average. The amount of people that can maintain a 2.0. Not just get one is a small portion of the playerbase. Then there's freaks like Arc who drop 115 kills a game and bullets don't even know who they are.
IDK if you're casual for long enough you'll get good maybe.
To me casual just means like
Or you can just be naturally good and still play casually
I started playing the start of this season
Honestly the definition is so blurred
i dont think ive ever gotten 115 kills in a game yet
Casual gaming is literally just "this is my hobby I enjoy" as opposed to "I must win for the subscribers and donations, I have nothing outside to live for"
Lol
Did anyone else had a glitch where you shot at someone and nothing happened
Yeah
I was over exaggerating. But seriously I've seen a lot of your end match screens and you're a freak of nature dude
I play a lot of coop against bots

anyone else have the issue where they lose their sound, then ur voice is delayed in discord?????
I thought I was nasty. Because I put up some insane numbers on a regular basis. But you make me look like a bitch.
don't think I've had it 
nah man youre also good
It’s not hard with ai’s
Ping issue
i dont count AI games as legit
Understandable
Lol arc doesn't play against AI. If I see him on the enemy team I stay away.
Highest I’ve gotten is like 50 kills
Well what if nobody joins and it’s just mostly AI’s does he jus leave the game
That man has shit on me with Mackay so many times I want the operator removed from the game. Lol
Aurchie
genuinely a ridiculous thing to say, you contradicted yourself in your own statement
The only people who have an issue are 3.0 KD players.
you then say these are a minority of players right after
then say:
they're not as good as the game as they thought they were
which is it? SBMM affects everybody, it is not just a minority of players and pretending that the matchmaking pool doesn't get distorted by protecting bad players in a game makes those players have a false sense they are good, it is the opposite of what you are implying
I didn’t even think this game has sbmm
it doesnt
It doesn't
thank god
Oh
it has a team balancer that's all
does it even
Bro what kind of mental gymnastics did you have to do to pull that out of your ass?
would never find a game if there was any sort of sbmm like cod
Team balancer to give me 0.5kd players
hjallbjorn whats your KD
And the enemy team gets 4.0kd players
In what?
Yea 2042 has no sbmm we are generally talking about sbmm in general especially in cod
2042
One sec
my guy you understand that SBMM with MMR or ELO exists to protect bad players by giving them a false sense that they are good at the game to keep them playing? it has nothing to do with good or high skilled players, it is not there for sweats, it is there for casuals
So many games where the team goes hiking on a hill instead of onto the objective lmfao
Flashpoint first objective flashbacks
30 whole players sitting on the right side hill with two vehicles

Lol
Have shit lobby
Do well
Get put in slightly better lobby
Do ok
Get put in the sweatiest, most abominably basement dweller lobby in your life
Do shit
Back to the 5 year olds
SBMM moment
you are kidding yourself if you actually think SBMM was suddenly invented to filter out good players lmao
it was never about that
Yeah it keeps giving you dum dums then scales it up to actual pro players then back to dum dums
That's Pbmm not sbmm
Probably
Wouldn’t be surprised
Inb4 we have games with subway surfer videos on the side
apex uses it to a degree and so does COD
Bro is about to write an essay on the difference between one shitty matchmaking system and a made up shitty matchmaking system
can't wait for 4 paragraphs
i hated apex sbmm because often it would put me in 50 games with the sweatiest players and then suddenly put me in a game where the whole lobby kills themselves over the course of the round and our squad literally doesn't see anyone
That's not at all true by a long shot dude. Because it's not making matches easier for lower skilled players. They still have to work for their wins because they are playing people of their skill level.
The only people who don't benefit from sbmm are people with high KDRs. Because they actually have to play people of their skill level and don't get to shit stomp people they shouldn't be playing in the first place. So their stats go down to reflect their actual skill level not their over inflated stats they farmed from bots.
Imagine being in the NFL and complaining you can't play against high school JV players. That's the argument you're trying to make right now
Bot game to make you feel better about the shitty way lobbies are made
Have you considered that a mixed game will always be more fun than having to try every fucking time
Some of us just want to have some fun after work or on a weekend off
That should not require maximum focus and effort
That's bullshit
Why is this anything like the NFL
It's an arena shooter that's made to be competitive.
A professional Football League vs fucking entertainment
1: you are totally avoiding the point, it's not about skill, it is about retention, you are protected from good players to give you a false sense of skill to keep you playing, they are literally, easier matches
2: no, nobody does, the bad players, who win by design, think they are good and do not get punished until they get thrown into a higher bracket (and lose)
you don't understand ELO or MMR or clearly any SBMM system as it exists in any game implementation sorry bud lmao
I'll say again, any kind of matchmaking system that isn't random should be exclusively for ranked games
Because he's making the argument that the most inexperienced players are making the game experience worse by not getting roflstomped by pros.
if you want to pretend that bad players don't get easier games then there's nothing to say they are literally designed to be easier
you should probably actually learn the systems
Yep this
sbmm should just be in ranked modes and casual should be casual
Not hard to grasp that
"oh the bad players still need to work for their wins" - as if that still doesn't mean easier
if you wanna play against people your own skill level play ranked
No I'm not. You are. Because you haven't stayed on point the entire time. All you're trying to do is twist what I say around to make it look like lower skilled players are being handed free wins when in reality it's free wins being taken away from sweats who aren't actually good at the game and use sbmm as an excuse to justify them being garbage. You have no point mate
apparently bad sweats
christ we on sbmm again?
Bro got called incoherent by the Scottish bloke it's over 
dude contradicts himself in the same sentence multiple times and doesn't understand matchmaking either lmao
i mean you can play sweatily and be bad lol
isnt that just a tryhard?
If they only have good stats because they play bad players then yeah they're trash. If you only have a high KD from player dog water players and you get shit on when you play anyone of your supposed skill level. Yes. You're trash.
you're not answering the question
But if bad players get lobbies with bad players, and get good stats, are they good or bad?
are those "sweats" statistically bad or good at the game relative to everyone else who they are "farming"?
ninja asking the real questions

and you're obviously not answering because you know what the answer is
and that answer of yes, totally dismantles your copium that bad players don't get protected with easier games
That's not how sbmm works. When they improve they are put into a higher skill bracket. They will either improve further or get shit on
Ok but when they start out and they're shit but playing equally shit players
And then they rank up and play people of equal skill
he doesn't make any sense clearly doesn't understand SBMM either and it's pretty obvious
If they do well against people of equal skill, which is how you say it works, are they shit or good
so i'm bad at the game cus i have a 2.12 k/d because i kill people with less skill than me?
according to this guy yes you suck
Bro I answered the question. You're the only one here dodging the point then trying to gaslight me on top of that. You're 100% factually wrong. Fucking narcissists dude, get over yourself
shit im bad too then xD
i mean i did claim to be a casual
lmao get over your copium my guy it's not that serious, it's ok to admit that there is a hierarchy of good and bad players in a game, and you want the bad players to be protected to have an easier time, the sooner you admit that the sooner we get over this
I'm actually curious what the point here is. If you're always meant to be playing in the same skill level as yourself, even at after a certain point, are you bad for being better than them because you're "sweaty" or are you good because you beat people who are meant to be as good as yourself?
yes
I'm just lost now lmao
according to him anyways
it's a paradox
because there is apparently an infinite increase that a player can get to
which is why he's not coherent
It can't be both ways
man i love refrigerators
he's also totally avoiding the elephant in the room that the "good players" are a small minority, meaning there is no "skill to improve to"
in his system youre shit unless you go up against the top 5% of players all the time
As someone who spent a year playing MW2 with it's shite matchmaking, I can confirm doing well in the occasional shit head lobby you get thrown will ruin the fun for the next 5 games
It feels very inconsistent
Deco why the game is like 144p quality in ps4
It's not good
it's sucks man
dude MW sbmm is fucking wild lol
but ps4 is not ps1 u know
2042 was not made for the PS4
it still sucks
Skill doesn't work that way. It's not either or. Their are tier levels to skill. That's why I brought the Football points up. There's a reason High school teams can't play college teams, and why college teams can't play NFL teams. Skill is not linear. It can fluctuate. But yes if you dominate in one bracket you will be moved up to another. But just because do well in one bracket doesn't mean you will in another.
How many college players dominated during their time in college ball but then went to the NFL and couldn't cut it?
There's levels to skill. And just because you're good in one area doesn't mean you are in another.
It isn't measurable which is the inherent issue here
thats why i play pc
MW doesn't have sbmm. It has performance based matchmaking. Two completely different things
the PS4 uses PS3 equivalent hardware, nothing you can do, it's terrible, get a PS5 or something else
i get good graphics and can still use a controller
That's literally the same
"Skill" is equitable to "performance"
ain't no way he's on this now
But the problem i hate in the pc is that it has many issues , like dropping frames , Crashes, ur pc sometimes screaming , bruh tf , i hate it
i don't think fuck is what you're after
lootboxes are surprise mechanics-type sentiment
Skill is directly proportional to performce
pc is sucks
"Skill fluctuates" yeah and as a result so does performance
i never drop frames, only crash because the game is bad, and you should treat your pc better if it's screaming around you
no your pc sucks lol
You ruined your own argument sorry 
lose the argument you resort to made up systems
that's how it works obviously
PSMM
What the hell is going on
performance lol what is this a fucking job interview
When people said pc is suck , surly never owned a pc
Someone said SBMM is good and is somehow not the same as "performance based matchmaking"
No it's not. Performance based matchmaking changes the skill bracket you are out in from match to match and doesn't in any way take long term performance into the question.
Sbmm looks at your performance over a length of time then adjusts matchmaking criteria to gradually put you in higher or lower brackets.
Sbmm is accurate and gradual over time while Pbmm is erratic and completely unpredictable.
that's funny that you can camp on top of the lights at A in the furnace room in Redacted

there's like 2 debates at once now
lmfao
always screaming , so annoying
Dude shut your gaslighting narcissistic ass up. Seriously. All you're doing is twisting words around without ever actually addressing the topic at all. Shut the fuck up.
so never fucking heard of pbmm googled it and the first thing that comes up is profile based matchmaking in a reddit post xD
remember COD doesn't have SBMM (former sledgehammer games developer), it has performance based matchmaking
according to him anyways
and what i read was a conspiracy theory
ps5
Pc
How can you have an accurate and consistent system if you said "skill fluctuates", which means you have good and bad games, which means your stats will be decreasing every time you get a game you lose or underperformed in, meaning you'll either be stuck in rank limbo or slowly, slowly get demoted with everyone else until you're all in the same "skill bracket" because you literally can't win every game and top every game, so eventually everything will stagnate.
what if your gf is a ps5?

Then you need to go outside
Then you need to outside more often
shy as f
You will become a cash machine for long term , so ps5 is worth for now
But i can't kiss and hug my ps5
you can if your try hard enough
He's good at that, and it will contradict itself again no doubt
tldr shut up be quiet or something along those lines
TL;DR: skill issue
"you're wrong xyz" incoherence
you're prolly right lol
Guys, u never being akwward in social situations?
What
nothing bro
Sbmm is accurate because it doesn't make drastic or erratic changes to your skill brackets. You have to play for a longer period of time and the tier shifts are much more gradual.
Essentially you do well you go from Gold 3 to Gold 2.
Pbmm is erratic. Meaning you do well. You go from Silver 3 to Plat 1... You lose and get shit on the you go from Plat 1 to Bronze or something shit.
every social interaction is awkward
I'd like to summarise this by reiterating:
Any SBMM system should be EXCLUSIVE to ranked modes because casual public games are meant to be fun
lol still pretending PBMM exists
A for effort I suppose
next you'll be continuing COD doesn't have SBMM
Funny. Because you're saying the same shit. More gaslighting narcissism. Lol
i found most of gamers are lonely and shy , u can see that clearly online
Hello
I said the exact opposite to you 5 minutes ago?
Ah yes, the game to game ranks we all know and love. This game I'm platinum but this match I'm only gold 
Platinum for a whole match bro what a bummer
You guys should know that Deco will defeat you with facts and logic
@remote kiln are you lonely
deco is aiming to work with dice
hello my guy this is not the same thing
he is looking for job
no I have a very good social life and I'm happy with where I am
bit rot moment
he does seem scary
are a lot of gamers lonely? probably
how u balance between social media + video games and real life?
Bro you're entire argument since you joined the conversation is that you're right and I'm wrong with absolutely zero conversation or debate. You quite literally walked in the room and said you're wrong and walked out like that's some fucking trump card that invalidates everything. Good God you're fucking full of yourself
Good , The above description is the wrong answer
Why is social media implicated there
I mean just look at him, he's beautiful
As if it's an essential
discord is the only social media i use
because I don't play games very often truth be told, work during the week, social life at the weekend, games in between then, when I can be bothered
they're pretty boring nowadays tbh
Like how many hours u play in a week?
Same question for using social media
probably around 12? idk I don't count
I think you missed the "social life" part
when I feel like it, which isn't very often
Hmmmmmmm lemme think , so u play like 2 hours before sleep everyday or every other day
Sad that social media is now almost an essential part of people's daily life 
no more like 4 hours 3 days
i hate social media
and most hours during FnB lol
I used to grind games for hours and hours when I was younger, they're pretty boring now that I'm older
more things to life than playing
So u play like 1 hour and half everyday , and maybe 3 hours for social media.
if you really think about it you got 6h after work to play + gym + go out
working a normal 8h day
uh idk, social medias just a time sink tbh, I don't think it
sometimes i waste like an hour on instagram, then feeling bad cuz thats bs af
Dude get Deco's Richard out of your mouth. You're literally doing the same shit he's doing by twisting words around and misrepresenting statements so you can try to look right when you have no argument in the first place.
I take my fitness much more seriously than this app or something else that's for sure
as you should
I'm actually just confused by whatever point you think you're making. I did not have sexual relations with that man.
As you should. Any guy with a shred of self respect should at least work out
why hjall mad
Man, time flies so damn fast, more faster then bf2042 jets, so i think people nowadays can't moderation between social media video games and real life and reaching ur real life goals and taking care of ur beautiful look and muscles
oh dear
aight
made up stuff and got corrected and now he's angry
Oh hell lonely life
u can respect urself and not workout too tho
ye I mean the fact he's resorting to this is a sign of the times
I don't need to say anything
fuming
steam coming out of his ears right now
Guys, u must control ur hormones
he'll be breathing fire soon enough
eh?
I do not work out, I'm too tired from working all day, and I don't care to spend money on a gym membership or whatever. Gym seems like a fad everyone is on atm and I don't have the energy for that shi
then next ea app comes out of his ears
Imagine being such a narcissist you think you "corrected" me by literally dodging around the point and never once addressing it and twisting every single sentence made to make it seem like something that wasn't being said was. Lol bro you need an ass kicking. Your level of pretentiousness is off the charts
Also I don't drive yet so I couldn't get to gym anyway
like it changes anything
gyms are pranks
u can workout at home
Little exercise or stretch routines should be alright
If you exert yourself a lot already you just gotta stretch
are we gonna bet on something like he may or may not know what narcissist means?
these make good screenshot material that's for sure
but the thing is when u workout at gyms u can find sexy gf or making friends
i have an exercise bike in the corner of my living/game room
I am having deja vu
thats all i need
probably bannable tbh with that last statement but w/e
I feel like I've been in this place before
u need to do a lot of squats xyla
I do not want to pick up girls at the gym, all I've seen from those types are red flags
ay dont talk about ass kicking if u got an anime pfp
so you're gay?
bruh, why??? too much overthinking and sadness?
No, I want a proper relationship not a hookup
i have to say, reading this chat is more entertaining than playing bf 2042 right now.. please continue
Lol oh I'm soooo scared bro. What you want me banned because I stood up to you? So you're a narcissist and coward. Good to know

comedy gold

he stood up to the big bad guy me what a hero
u could say call him NA person
the spotlight isn't on me today, that's cool
i dunno, i tend to consider "picking someone up" as like a potential to date not just a one night stand
TB i feel the same
I've always seen it as a part of the hookup culture, like pick them up and drop them off again when you're done.
pizza on the way 😋
i kinda feel what ninja means, im kind of tired of women so i just do myself rn
It's a very "chad" thing to say
My guy my pfp has nothing to do with my physical capacity. I'm a former Marine. I'm probably in better shape than a vast majority of people in this discord
if ur a marine with an anime pfp ur a clown
lmao
What kind of pizza
what kind you getting
share a peice yeet it over the bridge or something
me
u talk about selfrespect, ur a marine, yet u got an anime pfp
Besides, I'm interested in someone at work rn anyway so I don't need the gym 
man
hey lay it off man
pinneaple and peperonni?
I'm a clown for having a hobby. Lol ok who's delusional now
I got anime pfp too
Pizza lore
i aint shooting against ppl with anime pics in general
me obviously he's always right
@lilac linden @remote kiln @drowsy shuttle
kebab pizza 😋
not a fan of kebab personally but hope it's nice
Anyone got the navy seal copypasta to hand
shit i could go for that now
its context related dw
Kebab pizza?
you don't have kebab pizza in the states?
we probably do
what is kebab pizza?
I can’t say I’ve heard of it
hum... thats weird... but i'd taste it at least... not a big fan of kebab tho
Kebab pizza sounds pretty fuckin nice
but it's not common
yo guys this is getting severely off topic
Kebab on pizza
döner is vip
it's a sweden thing
if you get the opportunity to, try it, it's great
mickie Ds baby its where its at
that clears everything up, thanks
I will absolutely try it
mcdonalds unhealthy but the plastic does taste, so its a fair go to go SOMETIMES
i go mcdonalds twice a week with my mom
Hey guys, battlefield 2042
junk food goes bbrrrrrr
btw, I don't think I've ever seen peperoni pizza as an option over here
WHAT
nobody can dislike kebab
what
Nah it definitely was. You're essentially saying anyone who likes anime for any reason is somehow less of a person. Lol. You look like you smoke meth on a regular basis at your uncle's trailer you get touched at but you wanna talk about anime. Lol.
dood kebab is nice
okay anime pfp marine hulk
i prefer mcdonalds over kfc
oof guy strayed too close to the sun with that comment

won't end well
i dunno where is "over here" but its a shame then, cause its pretty damn good
sweden
McDonald's has forgotten their place as a convenience food place. They think they're top shit but people only eat there cause they're lazy and poor. Saying that, shit getting expensive for poor people food 
Never claimed I was hulk. Lol. Said I was in good shape not a professional body builder
former marine have to resort to below subpar insults
you sure you were a marine?
and it wasnt just CoD or something?
Drill Sgt taught him nothing smh
ah so u dont get what i mean
i think the value and food quality is different depending on where the mcdonalds is
in the uk it's pretty decent

its alright here in DK
this is true.. even in the same location/city different mcdonalds are different in quality
Cause it's different to the other shit
Bro if I used some of my good ones they'd just report me so I'd get banned. In all honesty I'm just giving them their own energy right back. I'm actually enjoying the entertainment right now
every time i have kfc i get dissapointed
Has anyone gotten to try the new DMR yet?
makes things clear
yes I've got the g42
new DMR is goated
Oh I don't get excited but I know at least what to expect and that it will be enjoyable
I have like 7-8 BP levels to go
maybe needs slight bit more recoil
waow... so thats a flex now too?
G428 awesome
im taking my time to get it, not buying tiers and im not gonna grind like a crazy person... beside, Dice won't nerf it anytime soon, so... i have time
Even a shitter like myself can be good with it
since its so big, probably

thing is a arbitrator of death with a wonky recoil pattern
Not really trying to flex. Never was.
aha
i mean not like it's op, since some of the other dmrs have similar effective range and damage with higher firerate
Hush. No. It will end up in the graveyard with all the others.
G428 is like a milder SVK but feels better to use
me when noname's isn't working 
good to know
what do u mean ur good ones, u tryna insult me by look, u rly belive u got some quality insults ? delusional, based american
I’m just saying the VHX is stupid powerful
VHX silly gun
it feels like a DM7 with SVK power
vhx is awesome
it's really weird to control in full auto but way too busted, if the MCS didn't exist it would be the best shotgun
vhx is strong but not rm prepatch strong
i wouldn't say its super powerful.. but needs a nerfy yeah
I don’t get complaints about the MCS, at least not all of them
It’s sort of a “FPS players when the CQB weapon does well at CQB”
pikachu meme
Germany in WW1:
the problem is buckshot 4 and it's spread changes
if buckshot 4 didn't exist it wouldn't be a issue
what would a vhx nerf be like?
i mean i use the g428 with standard issue extended mag and it's basically a slow firing assault rifle
recoil nerf
Range?
or accuracy
prolly more recoil
Yeah if anything the VHX just needs more recoil
Bro. In the military nothing is off limits for joking. And I mean nothing. You losers would try to get me banned in a heartbeat if I brought actual military humor into this.
The accuracy is fine but it’s a literal water gun when it comes to recoil
I wish Dice increased recoil in all weapons
Why you do dis
accuracy is mad annoying to deal with since the patch. i rather have a recoil nerf
Gun in my experience has more accuracy than anything.
Hello Way
i play on controller so recoil doesn't exist lol
Yeah I've looked back.
way check modmail ty

Oh cool.
Give the MP28 full auto
@robust vapor
since im getn muted n bans constantly everywhere im worried about ur confidence. i know enough military ppl, dont get ahead of urself
i play on PC and i say the same thing.
Honestly, yes
I genuinely thought it would have full auto

the L9CZ needs to be full auto
I was surprised when it didn't, especially the way people use it
i scribbled it down in my notes that i too need to mention that i've been in the army 😂
and give it a drum mag
when people get pissy or something
the L9 was full auto?
I don't even remember
does play battlefield counts?
Me too.
what is l9
I played airsoft one time I'm basically SAS
i was wondering the same thing
the new pistol
I don't remember it being full auto in the trailer thats a new one to me
smol
The l9cz just needs a buff to 500 rpm.
It's definitely one of the pistols of all time
smol big dmg
That's all it needs and it's as good as the p125.
it's same shots to kill as the pf51 and thats full auto with twice the firerate
i cant click that fast so i like it the way it is lol
P125 wins purely on aesthetics all the time anyway
i can make the mp28 full auto with my click speed
heavy hitting little rascal
I like it
They bullpupped the pistol 
also P125 is caseless i think
if only it didn't have an inherit fire delay
See thas wat I mean, some people are fukin bonkers with it
I don't like it myself
It does seem to have a weird delay like Deco said
the deagle is good though, basically a dmr
from what i remember very accurate too
Deagle always has been and always will be funny
i T1 the mp28 in season 2 or 3... i only have 2 secondary T1'd... G57 and MP28
i use it on my shotgun setup to have some range
snipe the campers
M44 is unironically better for snipes
But shit at anything else
Deagle takes mid range
prolly but ive had fun with it
using the M44 makes me feel like dirty harry "do you feel lucky? well, do ya.. punk..?"
I feel lucky when I get a kill with the bloody thing
Deagle, p125 and the alien feel the most consistent to me to be honest.
fuck the m44 and the challenge needed to unlock the deagle
They all have amazing hip fire.
I finally unlocked the Rex the other day
the T?
I can genuinely say, I'm so glad I haven't had to unlock any 2042 guns through assignments because I understand they're all shit to do
Vault guns aren't too bad to unlock
I just got the RPK and Rex a couple days ago, the last ones I needed
the premium ones, some of them, were extremely tedious
.. to the point they decided to just give out the phantom bow for free
Phantom challenges really be wildin in older games
tell that to the gol sniper magnum
I still haven't got Phantom Revenant
Never know what the new player experience is now
SWS is good and soflam is boring
Not hard tho
The only assignments I did were the vault weapons
don't think I've unlocked all the guns in bf4
some of them are just awful challenges
i still need the one from the campaign lol
2042 ones or bf4?
I have done all my assignments in real games
oh i did them all by myself lol
It is painful yes but more rewarding and enjoyable
Pride and Accomplishment
who else noticed the shortcut kits are back from the older games
yea
They've been there since S3
throwback
When they did up the class system
was it ever mentioned? feel like it was just snuck in
dont think it was
like an estranged cousin twice removed
next holo fusion sights will be behind battle packs can't wait
I think they only add the guns from launch to S2
thought about getting it, but by the time i realised i like the game and was gonna be worth getting i'd already unlocked most stuff lol
Battlepack attachments goofy
Just for them to be the same but look slightly better
Brug
yea doesnt take long to unlock stuff
It's the same with the Elite Edition, only worth it if you know you like the game and want that skin set lol
lol the egregious stunt they tried pulling with that in BF4 was criminal, and nobody even cared
But especially with the 2xp weekends it isn't hard to unlock things
Where was the outrage back then lol
nowhere unfortunately
apparently because you get some for free by levelling up and paying £40 for premium it's fine
think you got a weekly gold pack
Hey guys im new here, should i get battlefield 2042? is it good now?
aint that the truth
sorry but im old as heaven
I am 22 
I almost believed you for a sec till I seen the username and pfp
lol
wish they'd add the DAO-12 in
that is a sin against humanity
i want my frag rounds back
USAS-12 when?
Aaa
bbbrrrrrr
Make it end
When
funnily enough I'm pretty sure the 12m auto is faster than the dao12 for RPM
so it'd suck
Cryis skin when
and more ammo
And a sensible reload
we should bring back slug round headshot multipliers again
Slugs need a buff
Normalise using the 12m as a DMR
it's a sin you can't snipe people from 70m anymore
i just really like the striker
The bullet drop on slugs is just HUH?
Why
i want my high powered scopes on shottys again
feels like you're firing a bb gun
i wish the s22 was actually worth using
how is a buckshot round better at range than a slugshot makes 0 sense
What's wrong with the S22
long reload
NVK moment
The 2 barrell shotty
Yeah reload sucks
It's good at cleaning rooms out
Yo what y’all think of the avancys
But killing people with it doesn't
would have been good if they actually made it double barreled pump action
Ofc the reload is longer
Best lmg in the game
and gave it ammo size that made it make sense
Avancys still feels like cheating
Using it rn really solid weapon
Why is the game black screening every time I leave lobby?
I've been touching it, touched it since s2
it's a bug, you need to close the game and reopen it
Avancys t1 was the first easy t1 I ever had
I have like 120 something Avancys kills I just don't like using it









