#battlefield-2042

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stone cradle
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I hate this 'engagement optimised' rotation bs, just give people all the modes they want available all the time

ruby citrus
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he has some decent criticism but its hidden behind 20 minutes of bitching and moaning

stone cradle
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But i guess that would spread the playerbase out thin old_guy_shrug

ruby citrus
midnight mesa
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im really only there for the info

radiant prism
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He also tends to look at the game from a competitive/esports shooter POV, which isn't always best suited for BF.

stone cradle
ruby citrus
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you can get the same quality of criticism from another source tbh

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without all the bitching and moaning

ruby citrus
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i was getting beamed from 130m away in half a second consistently

calm bison
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CadWoman

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Is probably the best for this

stone cradle
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I thank her everyday in my sleep

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For her portal codes

midnight mesa
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I love cadwoman

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She’s very fair

drowsy shuttle
midnight mesa
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She doesn’t have time to bs in her vids

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She gets it

stone cradle
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Her videos are super concise too pepenodders

ebon pilot
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sounds like my kind of content creator

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what's the channel

radiant prism
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CadWoman is great :)

stone cradle
ebon pilot
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thank

junior galleon
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hes really not that bad, i watched a few of his videos. i dont find him a partciularly interesting youtuber, but hes not evil

hearty kiln
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Pondhawk loadout suggestions? I am running angel with med crate as pilot for ammo and heals and my buddy is running javelin, pkp, and AT grenades. he redeploys for stingers when necessary but was wondering if ppl found something better

radiant prism
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Dude is an egotistical narcissicist with anger management issues who has no problems personally attacking people over a video game.

wide shore
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Couldn’t have said it better myself

stone cradle
wary oak
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Which i bet he was cheating lol

ruby citrus
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the second i complain about portal maps the game throws me into fucking hourglass

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cruel irony

stone cradle
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Hourglass. pepeSadge

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The map I was hyped for the most

ruby citrus
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map got reworked like 2 times and is still the worst map ive seen in any game ever

drowsy shuttle
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hourglass > redacted (and i like redacted)

ruby citrus
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clinically insane

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i dont even like operation metro and redacted >>> hourglass

wide shore
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Hourglass is great after its rework

stone cradle
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What kind of crazy take is this

wide shore
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One of the best breakthrough maps

drowsy shuttle
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someone gets it

naive quiver
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Hourglass just too large and less cover

drowsy shuttle
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cheers @wide shore

ruby citrus
wide shore
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I think it’s fine in conquest too

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It was hot ass before

ruby citrus
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basically nothing changed for conquest, its the same old map

wide shore
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All it had going for it was the stadium previously

ruby citrus
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too open, 0 cover

wide shore
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I disagree.

ruby citrus
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too large

echo halo
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Hello 🙂 I have a big issue and if anyone can help it would be amazing latest update, impossible to start bf2042, it crashes just after the loading of easy anti cheat and can't do anything I tried every things that come to mind, cache reinstall, update easy anticheat, repair ea app etc
If you could help me please, it would be amazing

drowsy shuttle
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its one of the most balanced maps in BT (if not the most)

wide shore
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Layout is much better. Cuts off like 60% of the old map. Infantry has lanes through the middle with a focus on vehicles on the outside.

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It’s a good combined arms layout

ruby citrus
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i still see it as a dmr/sniper and helo playground

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and nothing more past that

twin sun
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Is anyone else unable to start a portal server?

drowsy shuttle
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unless you mean EA anti-cheat

echo halo
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Wee it is since I have this in my folder: EAAntiCheat.Installer

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Oups yes indeed

wide shore
wide shore
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Sure. I mrean redacted and reclaimed are basically the only ones that aren’t

drowsy shuttle
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i prefer reclaimed to redacted.. i guess my issue with redacted is the number of players.. i think 32vs32 is a bit too much

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cause the map is pretty cool

wide shore
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I love the meat grinder

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I’ve always loved bf meat grinder maps. Loved metro, locker was fine, BF4 metro was more metro. Fort De Vaux ruled. Operation underground was really good too

echo halo
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Hello 🙂
I have a big issue and if anyone can help it would be amazing.
Since latest update, impossible to start bf2042, it crashes just after the loading of EA anti cheat and can't do anything I tried every things that come to mind, cache reinstall, update easy anticheat, repair ea app etc
(updated)

wide shore
junior galleon
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thats why i prefer bf3 graphics to bf4

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blue filter > greasy vasoline grey filter

wide shore
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Blue filter was annoying too. But it did make BF3 hold up surprisingly well

midnight mesa
junior galleon
radiant prism
wide shore
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GOLLY

echo halo
junior galleon
wide shore
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I think that game contributed to my astigmatism

junior galleon
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i did like the bf3 suppression tho

wide shore
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I wanna know who thought this was a good idea lmao

ruby citrus
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dammit why are all the games where i go over 3 k/d the ones where we lose by like 400p

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just had a game where i was 36/8 and we lost by like 460 tickets

junior galleon
hearty kiln
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I went 29-0 and my buddy went 56-0 last night in cave brawler and our team got stuffed on final point lol

vocal tusk
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Captures > k/d

Thats why

hearty kiln
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We were physically on the objective for 90% of gake as cav brawler

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Game

ruby citrus
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ah yeah vehicle

vocal tusk
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But a weak team also doesnt help lots of the time

ruby citrus
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this was on reclaimed specifically

wide shore
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One person cannot win a game unfortunately

ruby citrus
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i was trying to backcap a lot and saw it wasnt working cuz my squad wouldnt follow

wide shore
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Try as we may.

ruby citrus
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solo capping just isnt viable in 2042

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you get dogged by 5 people within seconds

vocal tusk
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Its deliberately not viable

ruby citrus
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yeah i know

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i wish the flag trick at least worked

hearty kiln
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We lost because spawns are scuffed on last objective for defense on exposure

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But it happens

vocal tusk
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Which does suck...when as a single player, you try break through the enemy lines...only for 8 players to reach you just as you get a flag neutral

junior galleon
wild imp
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Can I have mod plz

junior galleon
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same

ruby citrus
vocal tusk
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I think they could reverse the order of the slow flag capture TBH...making a flag neutral should be fast, but capping it for your team should be slower. currently, its the other way around

ruby citrus
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i get it to like half to neutral and i usually get 1v4d, i can maybe kill 2-3 but i die eventually

mellow anvil
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mates , does anyone know how to fix the stuck at splash screen for BF2042

wild imp
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in 1942 it capped faster if you were standing on it

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pretty neat

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I mean the closer you were

ruby citrus
mellow anvil
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i load the game it goes to the small box screen then5 seconds later EA app replaces it and the game closes ive looked cant find a solution

echo halo
vocal tusk
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Yeah, same in many older BF games. The closer to a flag, the faster you capped

ruby citrus
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yeah neutralizing a flag takes an eternity

wild imp
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I think that's a good mechanic, taking risk for fast cap

ruby citrus
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capping it is done in seconds

mellow anvil
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it only does it for the new EA games i have

vocal tusk
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Also if it was a 1:1 friendly:enemy on a flag, the closer to a flag would affect it. It was a cool game of cat and mouse and offer you a way to locate your enemy

ruby citrus
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it broke stalemates

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granted 2042 is a much faster game in general so you can just cod style slide cancel into someone

vocal tusk
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the scoring in conquest has huge issues all to itself...but ill not go on another rant lol

junior galleon
ruby citrus
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battlebit does an interesting thing where like 90% of a games score is determined by ticket bleed

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you have like 2000+ tickets, but the ticket drain is like 150/min from points

vocal tusk
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Thats how it should be...the other 10% should be deaths

ruby citrus
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and both sides drain tickets based on the amount of sectors the enemy has

opal edge
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Is the playerbase low or something ??

junior galleon
opal edge
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it’s like 1am and there hardly any players

junior galleon
opal edge
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Hmm lemme try

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Yeah cross play is on

wild imp
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I can only imagen how this VHX is on console, must be a laser

ruby citrus
opal edge
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Should it be on? Or not?

vocal tusk
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It should be on

opal edge
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It’s on

ruby citrus
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to be fair it is 1 am, people are just asleep

vocal tusk
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Dunno then, in in the EU and I get a game after 10 seconds

opal edge
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In the morning I usually see the lobby get full soon but now it’s like rarely any players

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But for us it’s like not 1am

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Lol

wild imp
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You guys not from EU?

opal edge
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Other side of the world

ruby citrus
opal edge
vocal tusk
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Same here.

opal edge
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why so less players then

vocal tusk
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VPN to the EU lol 😛

opal edge
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How do I turn on fps and ping btw

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To show on the screen

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is there a console command

karmic egret
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So apparently the servers were overloaded at peak hours?

wild imp
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No wait

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sorry perfoverlay.drawfps 1

ruby citrus
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i just have fps via nvidia overlay

wild imp
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in console

ruby citrus
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okay honest to god im loving the paik change so much

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its such a minor qol thing but its so massive

strong snow
ruby citrus
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the little ding audio cue when you spot someone is so nice to have

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and the enemies are a lot easier to see through walls when pinged

opal edge
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btw when im in jet can i not look around??

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i have free lock binding to my mouse movement but it doesnt work

quaint vector
naive quiver
quaint vector
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I didn't even knew that was possible with Ranger.LUL

ruby citrus
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it functions like a boris turret no?

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eg does minor damage when shooting vehicles

quaint vector
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Yes, but it exploded

ruby citrus
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wait it suicide bombed into a vehicle?

quaint vector
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Yah

ruby citrus
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could be the vehicle accidentally ran it over

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never seen rangers go kamikaze onto tanks before

quaint vector
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It did 34 damage in one attack DoomPlunge

ruby citrus
quaint vector
arctic grove
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in match

mental delta
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Guys what's that new type of storm in the game ?

quaint vector
mental delta
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Like there's still some tornado but it doesn't suck you on

arctic grove
arctic grove
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Portal

quaint vector
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Ahh.. Is it Full XP experience.?

arctic grove
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ofc

quaint vector
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I know they made Full XP Servers not Full XP..

I played with 11 friends on Private Server and we didn't got XP after capturing 2 flags

ruby citrus
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rip ammo xp grinding cheese?

remote kiln
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there is a daily xp cap per day from portal servers

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it's around 1 million per day

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after that you have to wait till tomorrow

ruby citrus
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ik there was a trick where you could have everyone mag dump in the sky sitting under ammo kits and farm resupply xp extremely quickly

arctic grove
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weird. I sat 15 minutes in helicopter exp lvling and yea 20k smth

quaint vector
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You can't get XP if you quickly get XPs from Captures, Kills etc..

arctic grove
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bank in the days easy 50k+

prime ember
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severs down ?

hearty kiln
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What's point of xp farming in 2042? Aren't most unlocks pretty early on for levels?

quaint vector
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Portal is no longer Full XP...

Its all capped now, only Official playlists have actual Full XP experience

hearty kiln
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Ahh

quaint vector
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SEASON 6 has 16 weeks tho

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I already have Tier 55

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Thanks to Redacted Breakthrough leo

arctic grove
quaint vector
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Welp... Depends also on Gameplay

arctic grove
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maybe my account is bugged

hearty kiln
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I used my coins from past passes for the tier 20 pass since I wanted pondhawk so bad lol

wild imp
quaint vector
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Already have that badboy on Tier 1 PenguinSoldier

wild imp
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Hes doing redacted with blasco for sure

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but still how much you playing

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xD

prime ember
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i cant log in

quaint vector
hearty kiln
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For my passenger mainly was what I meant

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He rocks javelin, pkp, and at grenades currently

quaint vector
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Also both Season 6 guns on Tier 1 leo

tacit sphinx
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both
do the pistol, coward

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(i am yet to unlock any guns)

quaint vector
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That pistol will take a bit longer.. I'm on 450 Kills with it.

I always forget about it

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I just use primary weapons and then forget about new secondary

mental mountain
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anyone wanna play

quaint vector
tender pendantBOT
tacit sphinx
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i only have one sidearm t1 lol

quaint vector
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I only have them all (exept the new one) leo

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I should run it as my primary to get that Tier 1

ebon pilot
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i'm just too good

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yall will never match my prowes

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against bots

quaint vector
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BFP.50 was so good to Tier 1 ChefKiss

hearty kiln
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@quaint vector no loadout suggestions for pondhawk passenger?

tacit sphinx
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my deagle is like 800 smth kills

frozen loom
tacit sphinx
frozen loom
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Did you play on Redacted when you went against bots?

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I think my highest was 204 kills.

quaint vector
ebon pilot
frozen loom
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I should try it for my grenade launcher unlocks.

hearty kiln
quaint vector
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EU Breakthrough

It can be Kill/Assist/Flag Capture

ebon pilot
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you don't get roadkill, you get assists while sitting in it

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like disruption

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or spots

quaint vector
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Yah

hearty kiln
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Oh damn so just throw down blasco stuff and fly around?

ebon pilot
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that's one way yea

hearty kiln
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Didn't know those count still

quaint vector
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Better way, use SOFLAM

tardy patrol
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hey

hearty kiln
twin sun
wild imp
quaint vector
twin sun
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I finished the new challenges this week and I’m only tier 14

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This shit is so unmotivating

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Like I want to play less because there’s so much less sense of progression

quaint vector
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I need 16K XP for 1 point pepestarege

unreal walrus
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anyone know if the BP has a legendary skin for the new AR (VHX whatever)? or can you only get that skin if you pay extra

hearty kiln
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Damn I already have all those tier 1 lol what about....hmm... med crate?

quaint vector
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Only for G428

unreal walrus
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what skins are there? do you have it unlocked yet?

unreal walrus
quaint vector
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No other legendary skins yet

lone void
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The legendary RPT OmegaGasm

quaint vector
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That's in Store tho

lone void
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Yes I know

quaint vector
lone void
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I'm jussayin

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I got the bundle just for the RPT and GVT

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Everything else is a bonus

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Boris helmet better than his BP skin

spare pasture
quaint vector
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I hope I'll reach S-800 before end of SEASON 6 Helo

lone void
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That playercard looks weird

junior galleon
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yeah

lone void
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Boris and logistec sign look photos photoshopped over each other, on top of the scene

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It's hard to describe how it makes me feel

quaint vector
wild imp
lone void
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Bro has T1 on all the civilian vehicles PB_cry

quaint vector
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I Tier 1 everything

lone void
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This mf probably got all the S6 stuff T1 already

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Tell me it isn't so

quaint vector
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No, I don't have the new CZ secondary yet

lone void
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Oh is that all

quaint vector
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I have 450 Kills with it

lone void
quaint vector
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I keep forgeting about it when I play

lone void
quaint vector
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No grass touching allowed

lone void
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Obviously

frozen loom
lone void
wild imp
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The gap between a good player and bad one on console is huge

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you must be unstoppable

quaint vector
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Naah. I'm trash

hearty pagoda
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hi any idea why achievments are not showing up on steam?

quaint vector
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I have 5.8 K/D but that doesn't mean anything

wild imp
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well if it's human KD it does

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otherwise no, I saw a rank 20 whatever get 24-1 in chopper

lone void
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Why do people equate rank to skill level

wild imp
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but yeah there's 3 sorts of lies ..

quaint vector
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I mainly play as Infantry, I don't enjoy vehicles in 2042

wild imp
lone void
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Yes

wild imp
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Want me to demolish argument or you want to think for a bit

lone void
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No I'm actually serious

wild imp
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How do you get skill?

lone void
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What if they just got the game on sale but they're really, really good at shooters.

wild imp
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You practice, and what do you need for practice .. time ..

vital mauve
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Lat raising the 30s now nice and slow

lone void
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Low level, will perform very well

arctic grove
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If every character got Sundance's wingsuit that'd be pretty cool

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Imagine how annoying Mackay would be

wild imp
arctic grove
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Imagine the turrets Boris could set up

lone void
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As the opposite, I'm level 130 something and I'm frankly not very good

quaint vector
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Zain with wingsuitpepestarege

lone void
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So no, I don't think player level is a fair metric of someone's perceived ability

wild imp
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But time beats talent eventually

arctic grove
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Wingsuit is just

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The best way anyone could move

lone void
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Maybe there's a reason they didn't let everyone and their dog use it

arctic grove
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Yeah but it'd still be funny if they could

lone void
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And it would also be funny if the VCAR could one tap people across the map

arctic grove
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Super medic angel just flying across the map to revive somebody

arctic grove
quaint vector
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I'm S-700 Rank player but I'm still trash LUL

arctic grove
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Sucks that we can't put C5 on teammates, Imagine covering a Sundance in them and having them fly into a vehicle

left vapor
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why do the old battlefields in portal have weapon bloom lmao

quaint vector
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I'll have 2 videos to upload this week for my YT

  • 81 - 14 with VHX-D3 Gameplay

  • 75 - 6 with G428 Gameplay

wild imp
arctic grove
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You can't anymore?

tacit sphinx
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you still can

arctic grove
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Yeah they just slow it down

wild imp
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REALLY? but why is no one doing it then?

tacit sphinx
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the drone just moves slow as hell with it on

wild imp
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ah I see

tacit sphinx
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because it's a cheap ass strat that got nerfed lol

wild imp
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Man, if theres one thing I know

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BF players ALWAYS find the cheese

arctic grove
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So yeah Sundance would be a funny thing to cover in c5, make em turn into the TV Missile from BF4

tacit sphinx
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tbf im pretty sure before we could even play the game they were like "and yes, you can put c5 on the drone ;)"

arctic grove
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Makes sense that they'd nerf it in some way though

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You can still do it, but you have to be closer and manually detonate it

wild imp
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manually?

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I shoot it?

arctic grove
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You can either shoot it or just press the switch

willow sky
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i used to be an infantry only player, until i realized u can dominate a match with your squad using a vehicle

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its crazy fun

arctic grove
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I've always hated how they controlled

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The occasional extra kill isn't worth changing your entire job to "wait for enemies and click" or "clumsily move toward enemies and position"

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Less with tanks and more with aircraft, helicopters required you to have 2 hands on the keyboard to move and an extra on the mouse to look around

frail stratus
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does anyone know if rao can hack the stealth helicopter while its in stealth?

cunning nexus
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Post patch update !

What attachments do we use for the RM68 ? And what attachments do we not use

kindred flint
junior galleon
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are the 2042 server issues spilling over into other battlefield games or something?

quaint vector
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I'm still thinking about switching to PC

kindred flint
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ive mocked way enough for the shitbucket....but i might have to respect your grind doing it on ps5

quaint vector
quaint vector
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Yah

spare pasture
fickle flax
spare pasture
fickle flax
spare pasture
quaint vector
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Naah, he's talking about my skills

ebon pilot
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this was very depressing

spare pasture
spare pasture
junior galleon
spare pasture
sullen quarry
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Hello

junior galleon
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hi

spare pasture
spare pasture
junior galleon
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nah

spare pasture
junior galleon
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yes

spare pasture
junior galleon
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true

spare pasture
royal swan
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Just need 424 more kills to t1 mcs880

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I don't think it should be nerfed

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It's only op on redacted

spare pasture
vocal tusk
royal swan
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Any big maps and you are just outgunned

spare pasture
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Bring more gun?

dim crypt
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I’ve played so much redacted I’ve forgotten how to function on other maps

stiff pollen
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its like riding a bike

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unless youre spongebob and try to boil your bike

sullen quarry
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Hello

ebon pilot
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mary do you have dementia

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you just said hi 9 minutes ago ma

royal swan
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Lol I just scrolled not so high and I see it

sullen quarry
mighty holly
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Ngl reminds me of doom

sullen quarry
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I forgot to take my pills

mighty holly
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Which is somewhat based leo

wild imp
dusk falcon
# spare pasture

me after 3 matches of redacted conquest where my team gets spawn trapped

spare pasture
spare pasture
dim crypt
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Back I go to redacted

dim crypt
spare pasture
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Dice should just add redacted and reclaimed to 128 playlist

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Not everyone wants to play old maps

late otter
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Hey, I need 3 people to do the Easter egg on orbital

late otter
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Srry

sullen quarry
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You better be sataniaSmug

mint sable
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meow

spare pasture
dim crypt
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Yea agreed

sullen quarry
arctic grove
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We need a super good easter egg weapon in this game ngl

mint sable
spare pasture
sullen quarry
arctic grove
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Every battlefield ever had some form of secret weapon

spare pasture
mint sable
sullen quarry
sullen quarry
mint sable
arctic grove
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Maybe we could get a Sub-2000 or CP33 as an EE weapon Hmm

radiant prism
sullen quarry
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I've been so checked out of battlefield

frozen loom
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Bozer.

sullen quarry
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Cod Halloween event more fun

frozen loom
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It's CoD though.

spare pasture
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Let’s show them how we do it

sullen quarry
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I like cod

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I said it

spare pasture
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Shield guy ready to go

frozen loom
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I grew out of CoD.

arctic grove
sullen quarry
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Believe it or not guys, I play other games besides battlefield

frozen loom
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Why?

arctic grove
frozen loom
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True.

sullen quarry
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Shocker, I know

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I didn't know other games existed either

frozen loom
sullen quarry
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For I have dementia and ADHD

frozen loom
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Infinite replayability.

spare pasture
frozen loom
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With that combo.

sullen quarry
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and an unidentified condition known as... LIGMA

spare pasture
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It’s not tombstone squad but it’ll do

sinful zealot
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Every other game is just training for battlefield

spare pasture
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Remember this is bigger than us

sullen quarry
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I can't believe Elon's last name is Musk

spare pasture
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No action hero bs we do this smart

sullen quarry
ebon pilot
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the most mil-sim-ish loadout i have. it looks ok

frozen loom
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Looks bland.

sullen quarry
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Che Guevara

spare pasture
kindred flint
# ebon pilot this was very depressing

honestly post rework breakaway is still fucking trash lol..the caps are so close on the oil rig, making it easier to control that section of map..vs spread out on fire west side CatRee

spare pasture
hearty kiln
frozen loom
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Where's the clown makeup?

sullen quarry
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Che Guevara

sullen quarry
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Che Guevara

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Che Gue-

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Sata Andagi

ebon pilot
sullen quarry
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They should make Battlefield man a skin

ebon pilot
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Battlefield man?

sullen quarry
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Partially on fire

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The guy on the cover art of bf games

tacit sphinx
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the vhx irons are so ugly god damn lol

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dk what happened trying to spell that weapon name lol

remote kiln
spare pasture
ebon pilot
sullen quarry
wet plaza
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When new cosmetic comes to the store? Boring Fr

sullen quarry
calm bison
arctic grove
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Wars aren't fought by celebrities

mighty holly
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Rao truly is based

arctic grove
ebon pilot
calm bison
#

Huh

arctic grove
#

All those guns look the same, scam if you ask me

calm bison
#

So which one is the one in the art cover

arctic grove
#

Balidan I think

calm bison
#

Probably

arctic grove
#

Ambushed maybe

ebon pilot
#

Cover art has camo on the pants

#

Balidan doesn't

arctic grove
#

Third pic probably

sullen quarry
#

Greetings

calm bison
#

Isn’t the third pic the S5 skin?

#

That has foliage on it

arctic grove
#

I don't know

ebon pilot
#

3rd pic has foliage yea

calm bison
#

So it’s gonna have to be Balidan

arctic grove
#

Chances are they changed the design of him after finishing the cover

sullen quarry
#

It's prolly not even Rao

calm bison
#

It is

#

Look at his backpack

sullen quarry
#

We're only looking at the uniform

arctic grove
#

I still think specialists were dumb

sullen quarry
#

Rao has the drip, yes

calm bison
#

@ebon pilot can we get a back-facing shot of Rao?

sullen quarry
#

But the face isn't Rao

ebon pilot
calm bison
calm bison
#

Well I’ll be damned

arctic grove
#

Little more facing to the right

sullen quarry
#

There are closeups of the cover art guy and he looks pretty Caucasian to me

ebon pilot
arctic grove
#

Oh god it's him

calm bison
#

Little to the left

arctic grove
#

Look at those eyebrows

calm bison
#

Yeah look at his arm

ebon pilot
calm bison
hearty kiln
#

Cake

ebon pilot
arctic grove
#

That's not what we're here for

fresh lintel
#

Thats the flattest cake ive seen

sullen quarry
#

Okay it is Rao

#

I am sorry

frozen loom
#

Sorry, not sorry.

calm bison
#

Goober

arctic grove
calm bison
#

Thinking you’re smarter than us

sullen quarry
#

I am!

hearty kiln
#

Callsign cake

frozen loom
calm bison
#

Nuh uh

sullen quarry
#

What's 9 + 10

frozen loom
hearty kiln
#

More

arctic grove
#

Well anyways we need an easter egg gun

fresh lintel
#

Dont booooolly her 😤

ebon pilot
frozen loom
calm bison
#

I had to be safe

sullen quarry
#

I don't know the answer actually

ebon pilot
#

what's "9" - 10 @sullen quarry

sullen quarry
#

I'm asking because I thought you'd know

calm bison
#

Ok so imagine you have 10 tons

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Now imagine you hav 9 more tons

sullen quarry
cunning plume
#

.

ebon pilot
#

no it's -1

sullen quarry
royal swan
calm bison
#

The person eats burgers backwards

sullen quarry
#

I am stupid

royal swan
#

-1

arctic grove
#

What's 9 + 10!

ebon pilot
#

what about "a" - 10

sullen quarry
#

I have a degree in stupididiot

calm bison
sullen quarry
calm bison
#

With A as a coefficient

ebon pilot
ebon pilot
calm bison
#

Yo the answer is bread

sullen quarry
#

Heyyy not fair you're using calculator

ebon pilot
#

what about "a" + 10

sullen quarry
#

I'm using 100% of my brain power

arctic grove
sullen quarry
sullen quarry
arctic grove
#

What's Model 10-A

ebon pilot
#

here

sullen quarry
ebon pilot
sullen quarry
#

Guys

calm bison
sullen quarry
ebon pilot
#

let's get back to business

#

what skin does Rao have in the cover

arctic grove
#

Alright so on the topic of an easter egg gun in 2042

ebon pilot
#

it's not balidan

calm bison
#

It’s gotta be balidan because there is no other cosmetic in the game that’s like it

#

Balidan at the very least has a camo design

#

T1 doesn’t

#

S5 doesn’t

ebon pilot
#

It looks like night ops but it doesn't have the gloves

hearty kiln
#

When are they gonna add other companions like the ranger? It's designated as it's own class like there's eventually going to be more

ebon pilot
#

so maybe they mixed and matched the gloves

calm bison
#

Probably

hearty kiln
#

I want robo cat or robo bird

ebon pilot
#

maybe the reveal trailer can tell us more

arctic grove
#

Hear me out

calm bison
#

It will forever remain an anomaly

arctic grove
#

They probably just put it in the cover without making it a skin

sullen quarry
#

Hello

ebon pilot
#

because Rao is in the reveal trailer too with the same cover helmet

#

but first I have to close the game because it's eating all my gpu

#

can't render the damn video

sullen quarry
#

I will now present you a rendition of the Battlefield theme in text form

ebon pilot
#

ok here he is

arctic grove
#

That's irish

fresh lintel
#

That's Chips Dubbo

sullen quarry
#

It's Joe

#

Cut specialist

arctic grove
#

Who's joe

fresh lintel
#

Joe mama

sullen quarry
ebon pilot
#

ok the reveal trailer is definitely Balidan

arctic grove
sullen quarry
#

AGGHHH damn it

arctic grove
calm bison
#

Heheheha

fresh lintel
sullen quarry
#

Rao was the main character all along

fresh lintel
#

Rao and his 6 eyes

arctic grove
#

Actually it's nicki minaj

sullen quarry
#

Where???

arctic grove
#

Wait this isn't CoD

sullen quarry
fresh lintel
#

Daaaaamn. I wanted a Nicki skin

arctic grove
#

Play call of duty

ebon pilot
#

This one isn't Balidan

sullen quarry
#

I just want to play as the generic soldiers

arctic grove
#

Call of DOGSH-

sullen quarry
calm bison
arctic grove
#

Why do fingerless gloves exist

calm bison
#

Extra grip?

ebon pilot
#

grip

calm bison
#

So you can use your phone?

arctic grove
#

Don't answer AngryFace

ebon pilot
#

we need a dice employee to solve this for us

#

time to ping the dice role SpookyDemon

arctic grove
#

Yeah guys at dice, why do fingerless gloves exist?

calm bison
#

@ Mixie

arctic grove
#

Like bro just use rubber on full gloves

sullen quarry
#

Drip

ebon pilot
#

WAIT

fresh lintel
#

I dont mind the specialists and skins. But the new Lis head is just 👁️👁️

ebon pilot
#

it can't be Balidan because the sleeves don't go all the way down to the gloves

arctic grove
#

Imagine Dozer with the wingsuit

patent pivot
#

imagine Paik with china faction outfits

sullen quarry
#

Imagine a specialist with ALL the specialist gadgets in one

ebon pilot
#

sleeves to gloves

sullen quarry
calm bison
#

We have nothing else

#

It has to be this skin

patent pivot
calm bison
#

At least in some capacity

ebon pilot
#

I refuse to believe it

patent pivot
#

their outfits looked way better than hers

sullen quarry
calm bison
#

Unreleased Cosmetics

ebon pilot
#

i'm going to ping gav

arctic grove
fresh lintel
#

How bout they rerelease the Lis Skin 👁️👁️

calm bison
patent pivot
#

how about increase the frequency of spec yelling

sullen quarry
#

Just add a Chinese operator

arctic grove
#

Just make landing on someone with the wingsuit kill

calm bison
#

I really like how none of the specialists are from countries that are looked down upon

#

Really great

sullen quarry
calm bison
#

It’s nice of DICE to do that

patent pivot
calm bison
arctic grove
sullen quarry
patent pivot
#

what do you think ?

arctic grove
#

The several americans?

sullen quarry
#

smh my head

#

Uncultured westerners

#

-1000000 social credit

ebon pilot
arctic grove
#

Idk

ebon pilot
#

there's only one and his name is Irish

#

Mackay is Canadian and Dozer is Mexican

arctic grove
#

Really Mackay isn't American?

#

He's the biggest redneck looking guy in the roster

ebon pilot
#

Canada

arctic grove
#

Even got a trucker hat

calm bison
#

And the US isn’t really a hot water nation rn

#

The main joke was at Boris’ expense

sullen quarry
#

We going off of stereotypes now?

#

C'mon guys

arctic grove
arctic grove
calm bison
#

I was making a joke that none of the specialists are from countries that are doing shitty things to other countries

#

The joke was primarily making fun of Russia

#

If you couldn’t tell it was a joke

#

It’s a joke

patent pivot
#

forget about hearing other no pat speaking in English or Russia based on faction

#

let them speak in their own languages

calm bison
#

If the US invades a sovereign nation for no reason I will put Irish on this list

arctic grove
#

Yeah though boris is pretty cool leo

ebon pilot
arctic grove
#

I'm punching myself

ebon pilot
#

yeah that's ok too

sullen quarry
patent pivot
#

you and other speaking differently is a perk for BF

#

but in 2042

#

it seems weird...

arctic grove
#

In 2042 it's weird how everyone speaks English exclusively

#

If its you

sullen quarry
#

Take your meds

#

-RU soldier

patent pivot
#

remember when BC2 has the option for Russian to use native or dub

#

that was cool

ruby citrus
#

Are prox sensors line of sight based?

arctic grove
#

Принимайте лекарства
-RU Soldier

sullen quarry
ruby citrus
#

t-ugs goes through walls and seems only area based but prox sensors dont spot shit

patent pivot
#

at least bf1 brought the native language back

#

sort of....

sullen quarry
#

Oh it's 5:38 AM

arctic grove
patent pivot
#

I mean

ruby citrus
#

I hate the russian announcer so much in 2042

patent pivot
#

hm

ruby citrus
#

They hired american vas to do the best impression of a russian accent they can

patent pivot
#

yourself, you sometimes speak in English

#

idk

ebon pilot
patent pivot
#

maybe not all fractions

ruby citrus
#

The characters are fully in their language iirc

ruby citrus
#

Ikr

#

Just do what bf1 did and have an english announcer with characters speaking their language

pine roost
#

I keep picturing the russian narrator as falck

arctic grove
#

Can't tell if its English or Russian because their accent is so bad

ruby citrus
#

Falck is german though

next onyx
#

I do like how they added static go the announcers.

arctic grove
ruby citrus
#

I prefer the british woman from bf1, that was peak announcer

pine roost
#

I know, but I still picture her behind the mic

patent pivot
#

was it necessary for bf 5 to have actual announcers

#

instead of bf1 indirect narrative

arctic grove
#

In 2042 they at least could've found out a way to have clear audio

#

At least except in tornadoes

next onyx
#

They had clearer audio at first which felt baseless.

sullen quarry
next onyx
#

On bf5 in the alpha we had that.

#

But they got rid of which killed the atmosphere.

patent pivot
#

they have armed Apple

sullen quarry
#

Wtf Steve Jobs

arctic grove
#

At least before S5

royal swan
#

I got 57 kills with mcs880

#

New record

sullen quarry
#

So in BF1 we have a woman whispering in our ears

#

And have battlefront UI

patent pivot
#

I chose male

royal swan
#

Gay

sullen quarry
#

Hey who removed my message

#

I did

arctic grove
#

Banned

patent pivot
#

or you know what makes this cooler instead? have the female only speak on one side

royal swan
#

Finished all missions

patent pivot
#

other side is male

royal swan
#

This week

sullen quarry
pine roost
#

Nah I want the female one

royal swan
#

I'm at 39-40

#

On bp

next onyx
#

I should probably get some games in tonight.

arctic grove
#

Have the female speak into the left headphone and the male into the right

ebon pilot
#

plz no

royal swan
#

I love redacted cq

#

And I LOVE THE MCS880

#

don't nerf it

arctic grove
#

I love the pistols

patent pivot
#

The pigeon has been lost...

#

🐦

royal swan
#

Also 0.09 more until a 2 kd

ruby citrus
#

Like imo either go all in with the foreign language or dont do it at all, dont hire americans to fake a russian accent

arctic grove
#

Primaries 🤢
Pistols BorisMoment

royal swan
#

I'm rocking a disgusting loadout

#

I play Paik with msc880, with g57, and claymores

arctic grove
#

Out

#

Get out

sullen quarry
#

Oh the sun is coming up soob

ruby citrus
#

I run pbx over shotty

arctic grove
#

🤢

sullen quarry
#

Peace out y'all

royal swan
#

It's busted I know

ruby citrus
#

pbx is a laser beam even from hip

patent pivot
#

what would a modern warfare indirect narration sound like?

arctic grove
#

Whats that one iShotgun that got a massive buff?

royal swan
#

And I love it

royal swan
arctic grove
#

Oh god

royal swan
#

Don't nerf it

arctic grove
#

How's the buckshot range?

ruby citrus
#

It used to be a peashooter now its actually good

royal swan
#

20m max

ruby citrus
#

Like 20m lethal range if all shots connect

royal swan
#

For one shot

#

It's inconsistent

arctic grove
#

One shot?

royal swan
#

2 shot for 30m

ruby citrus
#

Yes

royal swan
arctic grove
#

30m isn't too far

royal swan
#

You will get either all health or 1/3 of health

ruby citrus
#

20 damage per pellet so 5 need to connect at 20m

arctic grove
#

How many pellets are there?

ruby citrus
#

i forgor 💀

arctic grove
#

How do you know damage per pellet but not how many pellets there are?

royal swan
#

The image includes 6 pellets, 7 pellets, and 5 pellets

arctic grove
#

Honestly we need a shotgun that shoots 20 pellets that do 5 damage each

royal swan
#

That's for the three buckshot shells

royal swan
#

But they are put in different spread

arctic grove
#

How about flechettes?

royal swan
#

I don't think they were buffed

#

I should check

arctic grove
#

Would be funny if they 2 shot to 40m

royal swan
#

40m is where you can't do shit

arctic grove
#

Slugs

royal swan
#

Best is 10 damage

#

Slugs are still shit

arctic grove
#

Aw

ebon pilot
#

unless you're using it as a dmr

ruby citrus
#

To be fair 20m is alr stretching it in regards to video game shotgun balance

#

For buckshot that is

royal swan
#

It's slow as fuck compared to a dmr

ebon pilot
#

skill issue

ruby citrus
#

If you use mcs with slugs just run the winchester rifle instead

arctic grove
#

SVK with the Underbarrel

ruby citrus
#

Gpt gvt whatever they call it here

arctic grove
#

What about the Saiga with slugs

ruby citrus
#

Ngl i havent ever found a slug shotty that felt good to use in a shooter in general

arctic grove
#

Bf1

ruby citrus
#

Eh, disagree

#

Slugs also felt like ass in bfv

arctic grove
#

They could one shot at buckshot range but still one tap heads at mid range

fresh lintel
#

40m is where you cant do shit? Its like 3 shots with default buckshot with the MCS if i'm gettinf the range right

ruby citrus
#

To be fair 3 mcs shots gets you killed 10 times over by any smg/ar

#

It fires so slow

fresh lintel
#

Not if you peak quickly tbh

arctic grove
#

Smgs/ars op

#

2042 automatic weapon ban ☠️

atomic sluice
fresh lintel
#

Its like Handcannons in Destiny, just peak corners and dip back into cover.

The damage you'll receive will be less than what you're pumping out

#

No pun intended.

next onyx
#

Slugs in bf5 ugh.

royal swan
#

40m is just not a good range

next onyx
#

They were fun though.

royal swan
#

You gotta get closer

ruby citrus
#

To be fair shotguns should be shit at 40m

fresh lintel
#

Gotta make do sometimes

arctic grove
ruby citrus
#

Video game balance and all that

royal swan
#

40m is where your shotgun is more of a tickle gun

arctic grove
#

Counterpoint

#

Bf2042 has massive maps

next onyx
#

I loved getting people when they were on the little heady and then they get hit by a shotgun. In this stage of bf5 we were all used to shotguns being buckshot so that split second of "how the fuck" was always worth.

arctic grove
#

Every other weapon type would kill further than 40 regardless

fresh lintel
#

The only shotgun that ahould have range is the MCS.

The 12m and Sorta NVK have too much for their ease of use.

atomic sluice
#

i might t1 the g428 just cuz of the skin

arctic grove
#

#letshotgunsbeop

atomic sluice
#

should i no life and do it

ruby citrus
# arctic grove Bf2042 has massive maps

While true, tactical category seems to be mostly situational weapons, shotties shine in shit like reclaimed redacted stranded etc but are unusable on more open maps like discarded

atomic sluice
#

ive never t1d a gun

#

not even t2

royal swan
#

Honestly I do miss the outrage outbreaks that "certain" people had when talking about shotguns

arctic grove
ruby citrus
#

Bring back model 7

arctic grove
#

Fast shotguns for close range, slow shotguns for realistic range

royal swan
#

"They" would be fucking piss mad if they found out the mcs880 was buffed like this

#

But at least it's calm

arctic grove
#

Slow shotguns suck up close, fast shotguns can't shoot far

ruby citrus
#

Shotguns in video games always cause controversy

#

Theyre usually either overbearing or useless

next onyx
#

They usually fit faster paced games better.

ruby citrus
#

Battlebit devs flat out said no shotguns because they cant handle the hell that is balancing them properly

royal swan
#

Shotguns are never easy to balance

next onyx
#

If the ttk is quick then the shotgun itself shouldn't be too overwhelming.

atomic sluice
#

battlebit <

royal swan
#

That's why I love them

atomic sluice
#

battlebit is one of those games where everyone says its good and then it dies

ruby citrus
#

Its honestly still decent but it has an identity crisis

atomic sluice
#

i hate it

#

its so boring

ruby citrus
#

Its trying to be battlefield and arma at the same time and failing at both

atomic sluice
#

on god

arctic grove
#

Battlebit and 2042 are on opposite ends of the development graph

ruby citrus
#

Its too tactical for bf fans to enjoy it and its too arcadey for milsim fans

royal swan
#

Battlebit is at under 10,000 in player numbers

atomic sluice
#

should i t1 the g428

hearty kiln
#

Sounds like insurgency

next onyx
#

Yeah you should get it done lake.

#

Its pretty fun.

arctic grove
#

Battlebit - Starts great, ends up sucking
2042 - Starts sucking, ends up great

atomic sluice
#

on god

next onyx
#

I have it already.

ruby citrus
#

I still hold the opinion that battlebit maps >>> 2042 maps

#

We need more urban maps please

atomic sluice
#

how long does it take yall to t1 guns

#

i want to t1 the g428 but idk how long it would take

patent pivot
next onyx
#

Takes me a day if I seriously invest.

royal swan
#

Some no lifes finish t1 day one

atomic sluice
#

just cuz the t1 skin looks amazing

ruby citrus
patent pivot
ruby citrus
#

No

patent pivot
#

fuuuuuuuc

ruby citrus
#

I really like its urban maps though

patent pivot
arctic grove
#

So I love slow ars with big range and louder sounds

next onyx
arctic grove
#

Like a smaller bf1 artillery gun

next onyx
#

I'm just glad to see the m417 again.

arctic grove
#

What's the pick in 2042