battlefield-2042

[placid pike]

hope this will be true

[radiant prism]

No

Please no

[gray comet]

YES

[spare pasture]

Is this metro?

[gray comet]

locker

[placid pike]

Operation Locker

[gray comet]

Like Metro, only cold

[spare pasture]

That’s metro but like no trains right?

[sage totem]

why arent all the maps in 64v64?

[placid pike]

pretty much

but better

[chilly jacinth]

the points are too ligned up to be locker though

unless theyve changed it substantialy

[placid pike]

I have hope

[sage totem]

yall dont respond to shi

[merry heart]

yes. it's near hit-scanning speed it seems like though. i figured i'd have to lead anyway.

[spare pasture]

The maps on an island near scotland

Probably

[chilly jacinth]

lead is only for the charge up

[gray comet]

Its tropical locker

Locker but entirely underground. No flank routes. Fuck you. Join the grenade spam already.

[spare pasture]

Let’s nerf Irish again also

And give Sundance and Zain more ammo

That’ll give some epic bf moments

[gray comet]

We have tripled the recon’s C4 capacity

SPH launcher now has 60 shells in reserve

Oh and we have removed smoke grenades to force player consideration before moving

[spare pasture]

Also because we love the players and understand Mackay has wall hacks

[gray comet]

18 rangers will now drop at random upon objective capture

[spare pasture]

Gunship has been renamed to death from above ship with big damage and it’s health has been increased by 25%

[gray comet]

There is a permanent and immortal AH-64 hovering over all the outdoor exits, if you want to flank C through the snow good luck doing it

[ebon pilot]

can't be tropical, there's zero tropics up in that area

based on the player cards I think there's biospheres

[spare pasture]

Brazil stupid

[ebon pilot]

Scotland

[spare pasture]

Yeh Brazil is next to Scotland

[ebon pilot]

ok shush

[spare pasture]

Nuh uh

Is there a reason why the Eblc ram got removed from light armored vehicles

Now the Ebaa wildcat is all alone

[gray comet]

Dont forget mongolia, its close too

[gray comet]

Throw the CAV in there too

[spare pasture]

The m5c bolte shouldn’t be in the same category as the Mav and the cav brawler

The vehicle section thing is kind of stupid

[merry heart]

[mental delta]

You need to study geography again yankee dude

[merry heart]

yeah what's with Americans being so bad at Geography

lol

[spare pasture]

I ain’t American

[merry heart]

[mental delta]

Idk what's wrong with their school system about geography ngl, lads can't even point out their own country on a map

[mental delta]

Then you probably know that France is next to Somalia ?

[merry heart]

been seeing this phenomena since 2002 on talk shows

[mental delta]

Talk shows talk about this too ?

[spare pasture]

France is next to Germany dummy

[wary idol]

france is next so somalia trust me bro

[mental delta]

What's fun is Jimmy Fallon little bitch he is couldn't even point out his country on a map either, but he'll make fun of other people for not being able to

[merry heart]

yes it's random street interview quizzes that make fun of american's knowledge of geography

[mental delta]

Nope I'm French dumbass and I can tell you right away France is bext to Somalia and Venezuela

[spare pasture]

Well actually uno reverse card I change where you are born

So

Haha

[mental delta]

Yeah I've seen that multiple times, I guess they just post the moments where they catch all the dumb ones and cut the moments where there are actual normal people with decent geography level lol

[mental delta]

So where am I from now ?

[spare pasture]

Norway

[mental delta]

Ok this is sick

Perfect country

I thought you were gonna say North-Korea or Salvador

[spare pasture]

The place where propaganda is?

[mental delta]

Yeah I think so

[spare pasture]

Zavod 311 is good I guess

[gray comet]

It shouldnt be heavily armored at least

[spare pasture]

Back to light transports again

[gray comet]

Nah just put it in a special class with the nightbird called “collectively hated”

And let us shoot the drivers again

[strong snow]

[slim marlin]

I miss it

reclaimed is supposed to be like zavod but its not as good

[sage totem]

Do the maps in conquest and breakthrough reset every week or something?

I wanna play maps other than hourglass and the other one

[spare pasture]

They’ve been resetting mostly every week of redux

[sage totem]

What was last week?

[slim marlin]

regular conquest 64 still has more than 2 maps

[sage totem]

How do u play that?

I couldn’t find it

[slim marlin]

It should be literally the box net to the main redux playlist

the redux playlist should be on the left and regular conquest 64 to the right

I think at least

[sage totem]

Nah

wait

Lemme check again

yea u can do it

but thats 32v32

there is no 64v64 on all maps

[slim marlin]

yeah there isn't that unfortunately

yeah its kind of dumb and sucks for ppl who main 128

it'll prob be back next season

[lilac dust]

This makes no sense. How you gonna fit literally any vehicle into operation locker? A new vehicle is confirmed for season 6

[lilac dust]

Because they wanted to appeal to people that liked 64 player maps, but by doing so they've added no new content to the staple mode of the game - Conquest 128. It's very sad, and there's a good chance the same will happen with season 6 meaning the staple gamemode will have had no new maps added to it since season 4.

Oh you just talkiing about the stupid 2 map only playlist on 128 conquest that doesn't even commit to being 128 players because when reclaimed pops up it kicks 64 people out of that match to cap it at 64 players

[sage totem]

lol

ur name says it all

its so dumb bro

cause i last played this game a year ago

and i miss that

[zealous delta]

So i suppose 2042 is the most alive one out of all these games due to crossplay and stuff?

Is it any good atm though? It got a lot of flak on release

[spare quest]

Why flack

[tacit steppe]

so now my game just doesn't open :((

[lilac dust]

PS Plus definitely helped with that since it was free to own for a whole month on the hottest new console

[full wraith]

I think its pretty good for what it is, if you look at it like an independent title then its pretty solid

[zealous delta]

So what you're saying is that it's not very good if i have played bf3 and 4 before?

[lilac dust]

It's in VERY good shape right now. It's not as good as BF4, but it's lightyears better than launch

[zealous delta]

Are there any scummy microtransaction things?

[strong snow]

They have a store

[lilac dust]

The game has microtransactions yes. Scummy? They prioritize profits on them yes. Can't think of any game having them that doesn't. ABSOLUTELY NOT EXCUSING THOSE PRACTICES THO. I'M JUST SAYING lol

[zealous delta]

Ye i mean like

[tacit steppe]

I think it's just all cosmetic

[zealous delta]

Right

[strong snow]

Yep

[tacit steppe]

probably only a matter of time before you can buy weapons or something v.v

[zealous delta]

So you cant buy fucking golden bullets that deal 2x damage or have like 50% of the content behind a paywall

[strong snow]

Don’t give them any ideas

[lilac dust]

They occasionally hand out decent cosmetics for free in events, and battlepass has them of course

[tacit steppe]

bahaha no not yet dont give them ideas tho

[zealous delta]

Its EA they already know

[lilac dust]

There would be no season 6 if that were the case. None of us would be playing the game 🤣

[zealous delta]

They have a warehouse full of lizardmen working on this as we speak 100%

Well yeah anyway

I have xbox game pass ultimate and it comes with ea play so i'll give it a try

The last bf i played was 4, everyone keeps telling me 1 was really good but that one is probably dead as hell at this point

[spare quest]

Nope

[sage totem]

why cant i use sundance's diff grenades

[spare quest]

They got removed long ago

[tacit sphinx]

technically you can but like as a catch up pack which is whatever lol

i never understand people who point at those as pay to win, in my mind pay to win is getting like exclusive stuff designed to be better or at least skipping a major grind, if stuff’s been available for over a year and they add the option to skip needing to earn it by paying idc

[fickle fiber]

Why remove Chaos XL ?

[tacit sphinx]

what is chaos xl supposed to be

i assume rush and then pick one of the modifiers

mfs when they learn about rotating modes i guess

[patent pivot]

the word would be at peace if all removed game modes were in the game

[tacit sphinx]

yeah actually have every single FNB mode active and available

those have been removed

[patent pivot]

can you imagine all those additional modes would not return and stay with the game once support ends

[calm bison]

Just had a monster session in BF1

Managed to knock out a few of the weekly medals

Got a couple of service stars

And leveled up

Model 10A factory has some range

[zealous delta]

What does the "catch up" part mean in the elite edition upgrade

Does this mean you can get those without paying too?

[ebon pilot]

catch up means you immediately unlock the things

if you don't buy it you can still unlock the things by playing the game

[spare quest]

the lazy route

[zealous delta]

Ok thats good

And also bad because there are a lot of lazy ppl

And yeah i suppose there wont be a new battlefield until late next year at the earliest

I dont think they have ever released a title before october

[ebon pilot]

it's ok

dice needs time

something they've never had before

and look at what happens because of it

[calm bison]

I ran into you in a game today Pizza

Hourglass conquest 128

[ebon pilot]

that's crazy were you the lis that tbagged me in the tunnel on hourglass

[calm bison]

You were at the top of the scoreboard

[ebon pilot]

for no reason

[calm bison]

I don’t recall

[ebon pilot]

ok

[calm bison]

I was playing Lis

Managed to get her T2 today

[ebon pilot]

nice

just 400 more to go

iirc

[calm bison]

Well her T2 is 240

Her T1 is 400

So I have to get 180

[ebon pilot]

oh i thought it was 800

[calm bison]

Just casually waiting for Monday

[ebon pilot]

same

S6 vid hype

[spare quest]

[calm bison]

This shit is freaky

[spare quest]

I got Liz T1 before they made it easier fun grind

because feck vehicles

[calm bison]

Like watching the teaser video with audio is just

it’s actually unsettling

Also I’m convinced that humanity has a unique fear of blood in a hospital environment

[ebon pilot]

i don't

sounds like a skill issue tbh

[calm bison]

I don’t know man

Watching the teaser

Seeing empty hospital beds in a hallway with a trail of blood on the floor

And hearing “we’re too late”

Is pretty freaky

Like if Bf can pull off a horror environment I’d be down for it

TBH horror peaks when it’s not jumpscares but instead it’s just pure dread and psychological

[ebon pilot]

i don't do good with visual horror like it doesn't really connect for me

auditory horror kills me though

[calm bison]

For me if I’m looking at an image and I feel physically uncomfortable (for the sake of horror) I like it

Audio can also be freaky

[spare quest]

subnautica good horror game

[calm bison]

My mind goes to CoD WW2 Zombies (which have a more horror style to them)

In that one area where the door opens and rips a dude in half

The screams he made would scare even the most stoic war veteran

[radiant prism]

CoD WW2 zombies is so good

I don’t think we’re gonna be dealing with zombies because that’s just not something in the cards, but the theme of the season is obviously dark

Which I’m totally here for

[ebon pilot]

gonna need those flashlights

for the first time

[radiant prism]

Yeah lol

[calm bison]

Like while Battlefield is no stranger to unsettling material

[radiant prism]

Zombies just hasn’t been hinted at at all

[calm bison]

I.E. the screaming Angel statues on Caporetto or the Scribbling room in the firestorm Lobby

[radiant prism]

Ye

[calm bison]

This is on a level I haven’t seen for this franchise

[radiant prism]

We would’ve seen something zombie related

If it was zombies

Don’t you think they would’ve hinted at that front and center?

[calm bison]

To me the material sounds like something like a mix between Elysium and the body horror presented in Robocop 2

[radiant prism]

Yeah I’d say body horror/augmentation type deal

Mind control is already something hinted at

[calm bison]

I swear to god if BF can pull off a scarier season than CoD could in 2020 I will laugh so hard

[radiant prism]

Lol

I mean MW3 zombies is coming out

[calm bison]

True

[radiant prism]

Buy now and you can get the Zombie Ghost operator skin!!!!

[calm bison]

TBH if they do go for a horde survival type gamemode I’m hoping it’s in the style of the original WaW/BO1 zombies

Including perk-a-colas

[radiant prism]

I think the info now suggests an outbreak-style mode

Which is pretty disappointing to me

Basically just DMZ but zombies

[spare quest]

outbreak was epic

[radiant prism]

Yeah but it shouldn’t be a replacement for classic round-based zombies

[spare quest]

true

[radiant prism]

It’s a good supplement, but round based is still really important

[spare quest]

i just another cod zombies like in cold war

new dark aether grind

[radiant prism]

CW zombies was great

Except firebase Z but it could’ve been worse

(Vanguard)

[spare quest]

firebase z was good to level up weapons

[radiant prism]

Meh yeah

Like I said, could’ve been worse

For me Mauer der Toten was the best

Regardless I’m disappointed with the route MW3 is going

Not to mention a wack trailer

[calm bison]

just screen recorded the teaser from JackFrags’ video

[spare quest]

the wonder weapon was kinda good in that map

[radiant prism]

Very good

But also the Rai-K 84 was fucking awesome from Firebase Z

I just want round based back aaaaaaa

Someone get the activision devs in here

I will give you $70 for your funny new game if you just bring back round based shit

I know your higher ups loooove money

I presume you do too

(Because let’s be real, who doesn’t)

[spare quest]

i want a new black ops game

[solid imp]

Blurry but that bed could definitely say "Boreas" on it

[calm bison]

Fuckin noob

Level 16

[solid imp]

👀

that's a pretty strong reaction

it's just a small part of the brain.. it's trying as hard as it can

[radiant prism]

Yeah and my small brain is S285. Catch up smh

[spare quest]

i reached S200 today

finally

[radiant prism]

Let’s gooooo

[spare quest]

also got the damn secret player tag

[radiant prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1105006609442291753/1149191450475638907/DozerTaunt6.gif

[calm bison]

Blackburn: I hired the help of a group of No-Pats whose allegiances are 100% in check and can totally be trusted

Just made a Dr Pepper float with Dr Pepper ice cream

[spare quest]

that sounds terrible

[strong snow]

Blackburn

[errant scarab]

Where is 128 players conquest

Huh

[frozen loom]

Not popular enough.

[patent pivot]

and where's rush 64

[mental blaze]

NEED 3 PPL FOR THE EGG

[spare quest]

well you came to the wrong place

[mental blaze]

why

[spare quest]

because most people here dont care/dont know about the easter eggs

[mental blaze]

[spare quest]

https://discord.gg/bfee join here and check #squad-up channel

[mental blaze]

ty!

[spare quest]

there are currently some people waiting for help

[mental blaze]

cant type there, need to verify phone on discord lol

[tawdry kestrel]

Does anyone have raycons, the fitness version and is willing to help me figure out why i cant hear anything outta them?

[visual horizon]

game is actually fun

[patent pivot]

eh not for me

[visual horizon]

shame

[patent pivot]

its a downgrade from previous games

[visual horizon]

if they combined the mechanics of this game with the mechanics of BFV in some weird Battlefield-frankenstein with a decent setting then we'd have a winner

[merry heart]

Ah. So the Rorsch is a little slower than the Railgun in BF4. Neat.

[patent pivot]

first off, remove specialists

[visual horizon]

i like the specialists now

never didn't

[patent pivot]

I sure as crap dont

they feel boring

[next onyx]

What was the velocity of bf4's rorsch?

[patent pivot]

and sometimes cringy

[visual horizon]

i like that they made them fit more into catagories though

[next onyx]

I know the mk4 has a velocity of 1666 ms.

[patent pivot]

like where are my 4 nameless soldiers

i dont want these special ops

[merry heart]

im guessing that the railgun in bf4 was set at 1700 ms then

https://tenor.com/view/batman-hmm-rpx_syria-gif-19045009

damn i dont have image privileges

[willow sky]

me after consuming caffeine

[wet apex]

my 2042 keeps doing the thing i dont want it to :(

it keeeps minimizing itself after launching even if i try in go back in it minimizes after a few seconds

[upbeat sand]

It might be EA/origin overlay

[wet apex]

found the ea setting, turned it off trying now

[upbeat sand]

Huh

[wet apex]

the ea overlay setting

[upbeat sand]

Borderless?

[wet apex]

my system can only do fullscreen ;;-;

also no dice

[arctic grove]

Amen my brudda

[patent pivot]

yee

[calm bison]

They’re the same picture

[willow sky]

who is who?

XD

[calm bison]

Or maybe it’s the other way around

[rocky bone]

If anyone down to play hit me up on discord or playstion( playstion name is et_twin_bball) be chill aswell

[gray comet]

All of the king's knights after Humpty Dumpty fell:

[rocky bone]

Bro 😭

[worldly wolf]

so i just found out the ai can actually use their secondaries
i found 2 occasion where this happens

so the first time i was just grinding bots for attachments and a russian bot killed me using an mp28
the 2nd time is on spearhead where again i was grinding bots and saw one of the american ai pulling out his g57

[ashen galleon]

need 1 to help wit the final step of the easter egg on orbital. join COPROAL_COW_98

[woven wing]

west coast NA looking for group (lfp)

2.5k/d

old school BF guy

Im in squad 2

[sullen quarry]

#lfg-crossplay

[short nest]

I wonder what Dark Creations will be. The word biological has me thinking otherwise....but probably not what I am thinking of.....unless something halloween is involved. Guess we will find out on Monday. Looking forward to reveal.

[solid kernel]

Need two for last ee

[patent pivot]

either they're programmed to switch at a low chance, or when their primary runs out

[gray comet]

Today I learned exiting a drone forces you to stand up. Not great in a fight.

[viral echo]

it’s literally just a zombies mode

or a map with zombies in it

[gray comet]

Fun

Would anyone else say that the M16 is weirdly optimized for close range? It’s a 20” AR but it feels unhappy doing much besides shredding up close

[robust vapor]

M16 close range isn't that bad

It just excels better at mid range and long range too

I had a video somewhere of me clapping someone with the M16 mid range

[gray comet]

It’s the only gun I really trust to just beam through a couple hostiles in one burst, but I don’t have faith in it at range

[robust vapor]

And a close range too

You can actually clap 3-4 people mid range

After the spread nerf

Good shit

Empty all rounds

Maybe ask Way he excels more in M16 usage than I do

:p

[gray comet]

Something about the rate of fire I guess, I think it handles more like what I’d expect from a Mk18 to be honest.

[robust vapor]

M16 excels a little bit better than ACWR at range

When it comes to tap firing

The accuracy is just better

ACWR is mid range beast

[gray comet]

ACR feels like it hits harder

But idk, I tried using it earlier and just couldn’t make it work

[robust vapor]

It just happens that I feel it smoother using it

Compared to M16

Idk man maybe I was tripping that time when I mained ACWR

M416 is the best vault rifle for me

Not op

Not underpowered

Just a nice gun to use

[gray comet]

ACWR feels like you are controlling where each shot goes, whereas the M16 (with the ACOG anyway) is just like, fuck it here’s 31 rounds I got no clue where they’re landing

[robust vapor]

Overall 6/10

[gray comet]

M416 is one of my best but the optics selection on it is awful.

[robust vapor]

Yes that

What you said

[gray comet]

Please DICE, give me UH1

[robust vapor]

I feel like the Americans adopted the original HK416 and made it worst

Like come on

[gray comet]

It also just looks…weirdly cheesy?

[robust vapor]

The west just destroyed a German rifle like that

[gray comet]

Like the fire selector floating between semi and auto, the texture looks cheap, the stock is all the way in and stuff

[robust vapor]

💀

[gray comet]

Nah, the Germans perverted American perfection.

[robust vapor]

HK443 next for 2042

Or was it HK433

[gray comet]

433 would fit nicely

But

I just know it wouldn’t feel good to use

[robust vapor]

Any gun won't be good to use if DICE decides to commit tomfoolery

[gray comet]

It’s criminally underutilized in games

[robust vapor]

Like the shit that happened to the Vector a couple of weeks ago

[gray comet]

I think only MW19 even bothered to add it

I cant think of it in any other title.

[robust vapor]

Idk man try Warface

But then again free to play pay to win

Fuck that shit

[gray comet]

Exactly why I don’t.^

[robust vapor]

They got more variety of weapons

However p2w is still p2w

[gray comet]

He HK433 is kinda funny

Cause

[robust vapor]

Hehe Heckler

[gray comet]

HK bid it instead of the 416A5/7/8/whatever model they’re on, and it lost out to a 3rd party clone of the HK416

[robust vapor]

I had a vision once where 2042 will add more variety of weapons in its own category like carbines

SLRs

Or whatever the fuck they could

[gray comet]

I’d like a carbine class.

[robust vapor]

Lmao rip HK

VCAR is a carbine but a compact one

Unlike other standard carbine category

[gray comet]

Moreso I’d like the high power M5A3 to actually hit like a high power M5A3 and not just a slightly worse 5-shot to kill rifle

[robust vapor]

Keltec manufactured

[gray comet]

But eh

[robust vapor]

Eh indeed

[gray comet]

The VCAR is a meme irl

It

Well

[robust vapor]

It is

[gray comet]

You know it tries its best

[robust vapor]

It looks like a nerf gun

Xd

[gray comet]

And its best is not particularly good when you just want it to cycle reliably

[robust vapor]

It's like using the trench Carbine in BF1 and V

Not the kind of weapon you wanna use in direct firefight

Mostly used to pick off unaware morons

[gray comet]

It’s not a weapon I would use for anything

[robust vapor]

I T1ed so you don't have to

Skip the weapon

[gray comet]

Even just plinking gets boring when it fails to eject so badly you need to pry the casing out with a knife

Keltec moment

[robust vapor]

Ah fuck reminds me of getting 2 rounds stuck in my real life SAR21

Fucking immediate action remedy

[gray comet]

It was so enthusiastic to fire again it tried to twice

[robust vapor]

Most autistic shit to do when you're under command

Otherwise it's easy

Maybe 2042 can add another vault rifle from BF4

The SAR21

But the real shit is

It's not full auto irl

It's basically AC-42

[gray comet]

Sorry! The BF4 vault gun will be a 3rd variant of the AEK-971! Better luck next time

[robust vapor]

Me with the T1ed AEK

[gray comet]

I havent even tried the bc2 portal one

[robust vapor]

The AN94?

[gray comet]

I only know the vault AEK in multiplayer didnt feel right

Nope

[robust vapor]

Oh

[gray comet]

BC2 has its own AEK

It looks funky

[robust vapor]

Yeah there are AEKs from past titles

[gray comet]

Yup

[robust vapor]

Idk man I can't tell the difference

I just know it shreds up real close

[gray comet]

I wouldn’t mind seeing like, the Mk11 make a return to contest the M39’s slot in the DMRs, or maybe the SRR-61?

[robust vapor]

M14 Krazy Horse

Or the AS-50

Most bullshit semi auto .50 cal

I'm not even sure if it's .50 BMG or Beowulf

[gray comet]

Rorsch Mk1

[robust vapor]

M82A1 is .50 BMG confirmed

[gray comet]

Youd know the difference, beowulf is small enough for an AR mag

[robust vapor]

AS-50 memes

It's 2042 but a stationary railgun is nowhere to be seen

That big ass cannon man

[gray comet]

We had handheld, man-portable railguns capable of unavoidable death for aircraft in 2020, but by 2042 they only do 2 damage to the same jets.

And now you have to lead the shot, negating the advantage of absurd hitscan velocity

[robust vapor]

Oh yeah the nerf it

It used to tickle tanks until destroyed

[gray comet]

Oh and they no longer carry so much energy that the dart explodes on impact

[robust vapor]

[gray comet]

Now its just a not irritatingly slow NTW to pester Condors with

[robust vapor]

They reduce the capacitor capability to give out optimal output

Rip gigawatts

[gray comet]

lemme jailbreak the Rorsch

100% power output, all on a single shot

[robust vapor]

Let me amplify the capacitor I'm a certified electrician

Just make it consume more watts

[gray comet]

Hello Nordvik, I can be trusted around high voltage circuits

Let me work on your weapons

[robust vapor]

Likewise

I need more insight on their railgun blueprint

[gray comet]

Hooking up my Mk4 to a diesel generator

[robust vapor]

And the kind of capacitor they used

Imagine having internal impedance

LUL

[gray comet]

It reminds me a lot of the design of the Militech M-179 in Cyberpunk. Same color scheme, same slanted info screen on the rear, same thumbhole stock setup, same widened forenend with rails on the left and right, same flattened handguard beneath it

The difference is one has a grip where the other has a battery

Like it’s not a particularly unique design in the styling department at least

For function, I can picture enough of the internals in my head that it doesnt bother me

[robust vapor]

I get your message

Let me try to think what an ideal man portable railgun would be

And of now 2042 railgun looks like a god damn nerf toy

BF4 railgun looks good

[pearl ridge]

Well technically the 2042 model is fairly realistic.

On account of the bigass capacitors on the bottom

[robust vapor]

The barrel length offsets it from being the ideal railgun

[fresh lintel]

The 2042 railgun seems to be a proper AR/Burst rifle gun than a sniper. The fact that the sniper mode does what it does is confusing.

But its whatever

I'd rather the BF4 Railgun as a sniper option instead of the 2042 railgun. Because it actually looks like itd be a functional one.

[robust vapor]

I'll turn you into a railgun

[fresh lintel]

I am a railgun and slowly losing my mind in Monster hunter :3

[robust vapor]

Haha big boom

F=MA

The most painful part of a railgun ain't the mass of the projectile

But the damn acceleration

You can shoot a fruit seed

And it'll still blow a hole in your head

[muted ocean]

what happens when you reach S999

[next onyx]

Finally.

[naive quiver]

It's time to sleep then

[ebon pilot]

don't look at the camera

[quaint vector]

Happy to see myself on the BATTLEFIELD website..

[ebon pilot]

I didn't even know there was a clip contest

[quaint vector]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[ebon pilot]

this is a classic "never gonna use twitter" moment

[merry heart]

[frozen loom]

[naive quiver]

[frozen loom]

[quaint vector]

[frozen loom]

[next onyx]

Can't say I hate being able to do this.

[frozen loom]

What's the advantage of the RPG over the other launcher?

[next onyx]

better directional damage.

[frozen loom]

[frozen loom]

[low timber]

So what was broken in the end?

[next onyx]

The orbital easter egg.

I had to rejoin ti get it to work.

So fucking dumb.

[low timber]

So a simple fix

[next onyx]

Eh it wasn't working yesterday.

[spare quest]

Let me guess, you couldn‘t interact with the transmitter

[next onyx]

I wonder what the issue was KEK.

[spare quest]

Many people had this bug Not annoying at all

[visual horizon]

relatable

[sullen quarry]

muy bored

[frozen loom]

[robust vapor]

😮 grats

[plain quiver]

where can i find the instructions?

[next onyx]

Bfee Twitter.

[plain quiver]

i dont see it in the tags list, is it hidden?

[spare quest]

Yes ofc

[spare quest]

https://discord.com/channels/239788202745921536/906953048679665725

Check pins

[quaint vector]

Thank you.

[robust vapor]

I can't be featured cause I make meme videos

Blud turning into Squid G junior

[quaint vector]

Memes > Normal clips

[robust vapor]

I give epilepsy to viewers

And then there's this guy and his jukebox of 2042 @ebon pilot

[quaint vector]

[robust vapor]

Thank me later

[quaint vector]

[robust vapor]

Alright you win I can't find the dozershield emoji in this server

[quaint vector]

[robust vapor]

Blud on the losing streak lately

[worldly wolf]

what's that Korean map name again

[robust vapor]

Kaleidoscope

[sullen quarry]

Kaleidoscope

oh

[worldly wolf]

thank you my good sir

[robust vapor]

Yw

[lucid goblet]

!jumbo

[robust vapor]

Way got memed by his squadmate in that video lmao F

[tender pendant]

Missing required argument: emoji
Usage: !jumbo <emoji>

[robust vapor]

!jumbo

[robust vapor]

I got memed by the bot instead

[lucid goblet]

!jumbo

[robust vapor]

[robust vapor]

Screw the blimp where's my AA

[quaint vector]

Emoji stealing

[robust vapor]

😠

[quaint vector]

!jumbo

[arctic grove]

dice fix your portal servers please, constantly crashing

[quaint vector]

But at least I have a D0K now...

[mental delta]

Nobody plays Portal

[robust vapor]

Wtf why am I locked in your squad let me out

[mental delta]

Which squad ?

[robust vapor]

The Vista Squad

[arctic grove]

its better than offcial servers.. I hate waiting seconds for a respawn

[mental delta]

Yeah I like Portal servers too but it's desertic af

[sullen quarry]

Hello

[quaint vector]

What have you done @shy forum

[robust vapor]

LMAO

Rip Way

[quaint vector]

Way insta tryharded those Kills although its Teamkill..

[next onyx]

I just had to make sure he died!

[robust vapor]

[next onyx]

Wait I wasn't try harding?

[quaint vector]

What about the other Squadmate tho.?

[next onyx]

The other one I shot?

I just like doing it.

[lucid goblet]

don your headphones and let me know what you can hear https://x.com/Carpo_vp/status/1708057036548698384?s=20 👀

Carpo (@Carpo_vp)

Been trying to clean up the S6 teaser audio to make it more clear, what do you hear? best listened to w/🎧

"If you're hearing this..... it's already too late........ it's a nightmare...."

"Please help us..." 👀

#Battlefield2042 @Flakfire @BFBulletin @comet307 @BFEEcommunity

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 9:51 AM

[robust vapor]

Give me that headphones Dozer is wearing

[lucid goblet]

aye i want them too,It's a nice looking headset for sure!

[next onyx]

Yeah I hear it.

I just realised too the banner it's like a lavender.

[quaint vector]

Why do I hear Its already dead...

[robust vapor]

ROG: 2042 Dozer

[sullen quarry]

Your pfp always looks like Kratos to me

[lucid goblet]

Kratos with a camera? 😅

[sullen quarry]

The camera looks like a beard from a distance

the part that covers the mouth

Idk I'm weird I'm sorry

[clever perch]

[lone void]

[sullen quarry]

[proven obsidian]

[sullen quarry]

argh warm water won't turn on

oh there we go

[spare quest]

!!when

[tender pendant]

Soon™

[spare quest]

there you go

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/winter-z-soon-gif-19096195

[old gulch]

Gotta be a Razer one...

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/d2-soon-smirk-smile-grin-gif-15460641

[robust vapor]

Razer Dozer

DoRazer

[frozen loom]

[lilac linden]

[robust vapor]

[mental delta]

I hear "season 6 features 6 maps, 22 guns and 5 vehicles"

👀

[lilac linden]

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-be-bruh-beluga-gif-25964074

[sullen quarry]

hi

[lilac linden]

Hey Mary

[lilac linden]

Sounds like it’s gonna be great

[mental delta]

Am I wrong or you don't trust me ?

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-both-confused-the-simpsons-gif-11891642

[lilac linden]

Source. “Trust me bro”

[sullen quarry]

I totally trust you

[mental delta]

That's literally my source like : just trust me guys

[mental delta]

Thanks I never doubted you strange anime gifs girl

[lilac linden]

I wholeheartedly trust you bro

[slate meadow]

I hope they bring in server browser

[mental delta]

This warms my heart really hard bro

[mental delta]

I checked my leaks and no it's not in there sorry

[lilac linden]

Always bro

[frozen loom]

[dusk falcon]

very probably october 11th

basically when redux ends

[pearl ridge]

Okay it’s kind of weird that one of my current motivations for playing this game is watching my APS sentries knock down incoming rocket barrages

[mental delta]

😎

[dusk falcon]

yeah its very satisfying

[pearl ridge]

Like, you fuckers thought you could spam me?

[robust vapor]

6 vehicles 6 maps and 6 weapons

[dusk falcon]

😱😱

[mental delta]

How do you know ?

[robust vapor]

The Devil's Season

Halloween is coming that's why

Expect spooky skins

[dusk falcon]

i mean new vehicle new guns new map new gadget

[mental delta]

We're all joking and shit while it's only gonna be 1 map, 2 guns and maybe 0 vehicles

[dusk falcon]

hopefully some people are uhhhh

attracted

[dusk falcon]

nah they confirmed there will be a new vehicle

[topaz breach]

I’m sure some people will be attracted

[mental delta]

Where ?

[robust vapor]

One of them is inside my head

[topaz breach]

This server doesn’t host the only battlefield players

[robust vapor]

Have fun in D0k Metrofield

[naive quiver]

What does this mean

[mental delta]

Low chances it happens lol

[topaz breach]

Exactly what I said lol

[dusk falcon]

https://twitter.com/Battlefield/status/1692190455683756528?t=S6ZZ7RSg9cGG34BuRYhLfg&s=19

vehicle

[robust vapor]

Told ya a russian nuclear sub interior map infantry only would work but y'all don't approve

So what can I say?

[topaz breach]

There are tons of people in this world

[robust vapor]

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-zac-sistas-s4e19-say-what-gif-26362188

[robust vapor]

It's metro all over again

[topaz breach]

[dusk falcon]

hey i dont mind it

this game needs an infantry only focused map

you could argue stranded could be it

but only in breakthrough

[dusk falcon]

nah not metro

itll be more like locker

close quarters but still some ways of flanking and such

[robust vapor]

They're similar I guess I can't tell

Y'all played GTA V Online before there's a mission regarding a nuclear sub

[low timber]

There is a Russian Nuclear sub in Discarded and it would be tiny if it had an interior, even one of the BF4 Naval Strike DLC maps had a sub hanging inside a cave.

[robust vapor]

The insides are big enough for all of us to commit tomfoolery

[naive quiver]

Big enough for all of us to farm together

[dusk falcon]

metro was literally just one straight line no ways around

lovker instead had that snowy path tp the aide whcih you could use to flank

[robust vapor]

Yes

[robust vapor]

Oh that BF4 map

[dusk falcon]

and lets be honest

reclaimed was zavod 311 reimagined

i have a feeling theyre gonna do it again

this time with locker

[naive quiver]

Any vehicle in the new map btw

[robust vapor]

The GTA online submarine could be a new locker

With more platforms of floors

LMG worms are taking note

Mackays are talking notes

[low timber]

One of the BF4’s Naval strike maps TDM layout was based inside a carrier

[robust vapor]

Nah the sub is impervious to standard ammunition so it's fine

Unless you railgun the shit outta it

[dusk falcon]

i doubt it its literally a facility

[frozen loom]

Instead of charging up the railgun, it should have a cooldown instead.

[robust vapor]

Or we all can do the implosion moment

[dusk falcon]

no vehicle could fit

[frozen loom]

[dusk falcon]

boris overload

boris

boriiiiiis

[robust vapor]

I can park a vehicle inside @frozen loom head wym

That condor be buzzing

[frozen loom]

No parking allowed.

[robust vapor]

Orbiting then

[frozen loom]

Get towed.

[naive quiver]

Best to not get any vehicle for all of us farm

[robust vapor]

[naive quiver]

[frozen loom]

[dusk falcon]

maybe the new vehicle is a new ranger

[arctic grove]

Imagine sitting on Vulcan turrets

[dusk falcon]

i would like it but the fact they marketed it as a vehicle

would be very dumb

[dusk falcon]

i mean you could that on locker aswell

remember the turret in the middle of the tower in the middle of the map

fun times

[robust vapor]

Oh no

Fuck that turret

Gave me ptsd

[arctic grove]

BF4 locker? yeah but it wasnt as annoying as in 2042

[dusk falcon]

hm?

[robust vapor]

2042 is explosive fest

Happy Sundance Noises

[dusk falcon]

entire squads were destroyed by that turret

lives

dreams

and you dare say it wasnt that bad

[arctic grove]

Yeah but everybody knew it was there😂 The Vulcans in 2042 are just everywhere

and unexpected

[dusk falcon]

i mean it doesnt take much to destroy one

one rocket or sph and theyre done

[arctic grove]

I despite Sph users

and XM3

[dusk falcon]

hiiii

[robust vapor]

I agree I tried SPH just to test it in game

Most disgusting launcher ever

[dusk falcon]

honestly they shouldve made the sph not a gadget but a grenade

like the semtex from cod

[robust vapor]

cos*

Fixed

[arctic grove]

grenade launchable semtex on cocaine

[robust vapor]

Combo that with Dozer and you will become the most hated player

2nd only to nightbird orphans

[arctic grove]

Dozers fear my defibrilator

[robust vapor]

Dozers fear my knife

[arctic grove]

[robust vapor]

[frozen loom]

[robust vapor]

Apply the same shit you do in boxing

To Dozers

No this is just D0k being D0k

True menace

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/civciv-gif-27254124

[robust vapor]

Rendezook be liek

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-shopping-future-gif-5302834

[frozen loom]

The first time I visited IKEA, I left 4 hours later and $400 poorer without any furniture.

[robust vapor]

The first time I visited spearhead I got lost in one of the cubes

And got shredded by the fan

[sullen quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-gif-20401909

[quaint vector]

Here comes the Genshin stuff again...

[sullen quarry]

again?

has it happened before?

[untold flower]

sph has another meaning

[quaint vector]

Yeah, yesterday..

[sullen quarry]

interesting

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-kusanali-genshin-hoyoverse-mihoyo-gif-26501367

[untold flower]

@sullen quarry golden breasted starling

@robust vapor

[sullen quarry]

that's me!!

[robust vapor]

Stop I heard of it before

Another acronym for a newspaper company

[untold flower]

bro watches the sph genre

[robust vapor]

But I don't read local news when BF news are much more interesting

[untold flower]

no not that sph i know that sph

[robust vapor]

[quaint vector]

[sullen quarry]

[frozen loom]

[quaint vector]

[robust vapor]

Battlefield Let Loose

[untold flower]

i love this job so much im actually considering not going for uni and working full time instead

@robust vapor btw wanna visit

[robust vapor]

?

[untold flower]

bird paradise

[robust vapor]

Bro I'm already a free bird I'm playing battlefield instead of the stupid zoo for raptors

[untold flower]

touch grass loser

[robust vapor]

Touch glass shards maricon

[untold flower]

ill be at HOA token feeding area 930am from next tuesday to thursday if you change your mind

$9 and you can feed the birds

[quaint vector]

🤝

[robust vapor]

[sullen quarry]

hutao main?

[naive quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/love-true-love-high-five-himym-gif-13949426

[robust vapor]

I'll feed you to the raptors

Especially that Ostrich

That particular ostrich

[sullen quarry]

her banner is on rn, no luck?

[quaint vector]

#other-games pls for non BF game

[sullen quarry]

battlefield 2042 is a great game

not as good as the previous entries

but it is serviceable

if you paid $5 for it like I did

[robust vapor]

Pull a jackfrags 2042 and make videos you'll earn more money that way @untold flower

Or pull a squid g so you can meme on the game like how your life memes on you

[untold flower]

i have no idea what ur referring to blawg

[sullen quarry]

not hard to do

[robust vapor]

Clickbait videos dawg

[untold flower]

ion even watch him

[robust vapor]

I don't anymore

3tired5dis

[untold flower]

waking up early for work sucks

[robust vapor]

Asia players are dead fish man no one's talking

[untold flower]

but its so fun when i get to work im not even tired anymre

[robust vapor]

I wanna fight players from Europe

Causing complete mayhem

[untold flower]

youre dead fish

[robust vapor]

You're maidenless

Asian players make Enders look like a noob

[untold flower]

objectively false because i care for over 100 birds on a daily basis

[robust vapor]

💀

Koo koo motherfucker

[spare pasture]

Exposure

Flashpoint

[untold flower]

swear down the 5090 is gonna cost at least $2500

[robust vapor]

Playing in 12k SHD

[patent pivot]

in alternate universe where JF is being truthful

[robust vapor]

And then electricity distributors will be happy for that $$

[untold flower]

not with how games are so unoptimised

[spare pasture]

100% gpu usage title screen

[patent pivot]

and rejected multiple sponsorship from EA

[robust vapor]

I mean idc you can buy a 5090 and consume terawatts I'm still charging you

#Stonks

BF1 in 12K HD

[red zinc]

Jackfrags is the goat

[robust vapor]

#SuperbImmersion

[spare pasture]

We were this close

[arctic grove]

What is Ligma

[patent pivot]

"2042 still ass after 2 years"

[sullen quarry]

[arctic grove]

[spare pasture]

2042 gave me cancer

[robust vapor]

Pulling an Enders

[frozen loom]

You should go to the doctor then.

[arctic grove]

2042 is very good compared to the release state lol

[spare pasture]

My doctor is battlefield heroes

[patent pivot]

only mildly

[spare pasture]

Nuh uh

[patent pivot]

nothing big has improved

[arctic grove]

Nah I'm having fun tbh

[frozen loom]

You need better healthcare.

[patent pivot]

I'm not

[arctic grove]

Way more enjoyable

[robust vapor]

2042 > MW2

[patent pivot]

so boring

[robust vapor]

Fuck yourself and give birth if you think 2042 is inferior to MW2

[arctic grove]

2042 > MW3
(fuckcodandeverygametheyrelease)

[patent pivot]

like who the F are these specialists

[spare pasture]

The special guys from the special

[patent pivot]

woah woah.
you can only talk shit about modern cod

the last good game was mw3

[arctic grove]

I'm saying the new Mw3 lol

[spare pasture]

That’s a weird way to spell Cold War

[arctic grove]

hey man Cold War was decent

[spare pasture]

Yes I know

I meant volbeat

[patent pivot]

I'm only playing mw3 for the bot mod

[robust vapor]

Cold War is decent

[patent pivot]

yet, every other game after that

weak ass support for training mode

[arctic grove]

Cold War zombies was refreshing compared to the other shit zombies

[robust vapor]

I kicked my friends ass with an iron sight Barrett 82A1

On CQB engagement

[spare pasture]

BO3 zombies is sexy

[arctic grove]

easily one of the best

[upbeat sand]

Why does people keep going "ZOMBIES" when they see the brain for S6 like dam

[robust vapor]

Battlefield: World at War

[arctic grove]

besides CW and BO1

[robust vapor]

[spare pasture]

Origins 😩

[pine roost]

I've not seen anyone say that, where are you seeing it?

[spare pasture]

Shadows of evil🥵

[arctic grove]

Ahh yes the map that made me fall in love with zombies

[upbeat sand]

Jackfrags, and some guy on twitter saying" their adding zombies?"

Jackfrags

Why

[pine roost]

views of course

[arctic grove]

When I think about it, It's Buried that got me hooked into zombies

[robust vapor]

I mean if I'm making money I'll commit tomfoolery for it too

[pine roost]

they aren't adding zombies, nobody would play it. Especially consideirng the last attempt at it they did

[robust vapor]

No money no work

[arctic grove]

Mid mid mid mid

[spare pasture]

I hate that the old cods havent decreased in price