#battlefield-2042
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Hol on
dx
Can I send links
No, please respect the Devs here
bandwagoning goes hard man
No probs
Finally I can actually enjoy 128p
What happened
Was there too many vehicles
I haven't played since last Wednesday cause I finished the weekly missions and I've been playing jedi survivor so IDK what's broke lol
If only they re-release this skin once again
That’s a pog skin
Why.?
I didn't play during launch state
DX
always wanted some pog skins
cause p0g
rhymes with d0k

_ _

You know what else rhymes.?
show @lone void
June Boom 
or just drop me pics int he DMs
Indeed
Of wha
I seem to be missing a lot of cool skins
The skins?
Yus
I'm at work rn


my condolences
I started in late of season 2
Zamn
You know that was a S3 skin
Oh damn
Not sure man I don't check the store much
cause at that time I was trying out things in the game
learning guns
maps
all the shit
vehicles
Fairs
it was like gonna be season 3 in 1-2 days or so

- I got work and school man I can't be in the game 24/7
💀
Hire someone to play for you 
Work eats my time, sleep snacks on it
hire you to play for me

I can ruin your K/D for free
wish I can take that offer but I hardly play the game 

Last time I played was like almost a month ago 
I stopped giving a damn about KD when I can score high myself in the game

I can do one more Battle Pass 
Literally fulfill all the objectives
based
I already did 2 this Season
That's what I do
Yeah stats don't mean shit to me either especially BF where the game can be so easily swayed by objectives 
Just kill foos to clear objectives
I like Lis and Dozer most I think
Even though I'm bad at both
It makes me feel useful
d0K is power
you want AA?

Pure power
d0k becomes Engineer
Boris aight
DOk choose a main
gib orders to d0k
Just not sundance cause that grenade is doodoo
Be like everyone else
I use sundance to fly and drop into the ground headfirst
I order d0K yo choose a single character to play
just to measure some mathematical units

alright main irish
post nerf
cause thrill

Hm
Kill smart. Not hard.
Interesting choice
D0k do you know the “Tell me how the grass tastes like little man” clip?
DOk is boring
because he don’t have a main 
He's actually good yh
DCS cover sucks, remove from game
If you need a support try angel witn bsvm med crate
No
Remove @tawny carbon
Friendly fire 
Irish lmg ammo crate
When I get Irish T1 I'll start playing Angel again
!!when
Soon™
Angel very fun actually
Meh 😒
Everyone has one
I use tanks when I can
D0k was abusing BSVM during RM68 release
RM is a meh gun anyways 
BSV always broken 😞
Might start using something shit like the AM40

Vcar funi
Vcar femboy? Anyone? 
No
50 cal thermal
Even tho thermal is balanced in this game I instinctively hate it

I'm hard wired to hate you if you use thermal
Everyone hate anyway man
Except the legendary MP9 skin cause it looks sick asf
Thermal OP
Hmmm
I think I use a comp but only because the Fire team legendary skin
Drip beats all
Is actually functional so that's good too
LTAV minigun close range
Ew minigun
I know that's what I said too but it's not bad up close
I hate gunship miniguns
Can never shoot straight because pilots are flying like they need a shit real bad
Lol for real
Hear me out
Skill issue
Maybe like, one or two random kills
Wildcat tho 
Would rather be passenger as engi and repair 
Gunships are only good as spawn points

And boom
DOk always go boom 🤯
Agreed just use evasive maneuver
Boomboom 20 40 boom

Tools are only as good as your tactics and strategies
Anytime, anywhere 
That's why it's fun
G36C is a tool 
Cuz they trash
:o


Usually just a bunch of kids on sugar highs running and gunning
Weapons is a tool to kill people 
So is a forklift
Spoon 
Real
Matter of fact, wooden spoon 
Lol
Parent weapon of choice
Nag. Spork.
Also belt 
Looking for two more players hazard SQ2
Facts lol
!!lfg
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I was always d0K
the answer is always d0k

DOk is 
d0k pistol
Check profile. It's all D0k? Always has been
inb4 you become a d0k and respawn on my team ( locked )
Quit speaking Chinese

no way am letting you out of my squad homie
Anyone play on an rog ally?

Facts
oh shit it's the stroke guy
Stroke 
Damn

I need him in my squad too
When this game first came out I almost had a stroke after paying full price

DOk don’t like me 

Bru
DOk is Garbo 
you got stroke
Come see me and my heli 
I see your heli I don't want to see you







Get Gud
How did you guys complete the unlock for killing with LMGs from a distance of 75m or more? Trying to find the most accurate LMG to use for that.
Thinking the Avanchys.
PKP
*Avancys

Sniper
*Avanchys
Vector 
Vector is a lmg as a smg
it'll reset next year
The PKP sure is ugly.

Also better sight

The worst iron sight I used in BF 2042 was the GEW.
looks like you @tawny carbon
Waifu make your game fun and easier 
That’s DOk when he sees my heli
I have hacks 
gomu gomu no launch-yo-ass-off
Nani
Luck
Skill is luck ur enemy is just bad
Im pro
Back to 4 then

Ok 👌
Solitaire?
Kami wish he have a life
Also
Kami can’t beat me at touching grass
Imagine getn outlifed and outplayed by a baldi
I'm going to play Roblox and create a bazooka
What if he has a a patch of grass on his desk?

Baldi? Sheesh 🙄 get some hair and talk to me you old weird man
And name it M5 recoilless
Only thing ur forever better is being a lucky virgin

Virgin?

Can he beat you at growing hair on his head?
Says the one that never touches grass
Maybe

But he cant me looking better bald
No one looks good bald. It's a fact.
Bald people have cancer 
Idk. Im getn along with it pretty good
That's what they all say though.
Anyone having trouble to login EA app?
Kami wanna look like Andrew Tate without the famous and being rich. Just no grass touchy
Literally aint making the first step since 5 years for girls cuz they come to me
I outlife u eu
Ez
Eu?
Ye
Huh?
Eu and na
NA women are ez too
NA women are mostly the size of two hippos.
Meh 😒 Latina is my fav
Ur fav anime latina
True
Yuh, my girl is Latina and love anime 
If u got a certain type of women ur a virgin
If u had everything u see that it doesnt matter. As long ahe aint a whale
Assuming people through discord. Sounds like a old man being a weirdo online
You said virgin like 20 times now
Ye cuz u are
Assuming
Ya'll got a preferred loadout for the MCS-880 ?
Na
Dozer
I wish it would be better
12M Auto better.
I mean attachment wise
Dont trust zozo. He bad ingame and in life
Cuz ur a cute virgin that u can pet
MCS has been hell to use so far but just got all attachments so wanna know the best to make tier 1 somewhat bareable
Infantry dmg mag with laser sight 
Aite bet
I suck so flechette sounds like the play
Easy
The MCS was made very reliable at one point but it feels like after the last couple of patches it's become janky again
And the shorty? Well, that's useless now.
wat
Wat
Shorty Garbo, deagle top tier
He rippin into shorty?
Drippin into

Magnum better but deagle has the style
I really like using shotguns, I just prefer it when they actually kill things
Who would have thought
12m auto mayhem is fun
Nah I like it when I fire the gun and the bullet takes a nap, then teleports upon waking up and hitches a taxi ride across new mexico and jumps on a plane to sweden and lands on the roof of kailedoscope and kills nothing

Im german so i got the inner annex in me

Also why mcs is cooler than 12m
More style
Tbh style > effectivity
Only play meta when ppl sweat
So u humble them
🦆
When god gives us the chance to enjoy it
Bless

Maybe you have to put some work in to enjoy the game
We can’t expect god to do all the work
My only god is god
The all knowing
If your all knowing I have a question
God can’t help you enjoy games. That’s considered a Personal Skill Issue.
Get good noob
No u are the noob
Im a running record telling u u noob
^ noob alert 🚨
I would even beat u in goat simulator
U dont know cuz ur a virgin not knowing outside
Not any type of god knows that. The the forbidden knowledge
Its banned from the universe
Sounds like you just have some skeletons in the closet Buddy
Tell me about it person not knowing what a goat is
Huh? How much you bench?
I bench american women
That don’t make sense
Why
U dont know women obv
Its ok
Ppl in reallife are more fat than ur anime girls
So they are tons heavy
That weight various between 0-500 pound people
Means i bench whales
So you’re a gym bum?
That man is built different and weird asf 
Nah fuck this. I'm not going for tier 1 on MCS this thing fucking BLOWS 🤣 I value my sanity too much
Naa go for it
May 1st account. Sad 😢 very new to the server
If u did it ur proud of it
Yeah but like it'll get a buff someday
I wouldnt bet on that
I doubt it.
But its like a 2 shot kill 90% of the time. I can't suffer through a gun that should always be a one hit at point blank thats usually a 2 hit and sometimes a 3 hit lmao
Ok fuck it imma commit
Aim for the head 
Imma need ya'll to work at dice and give me some naval maps in return for my hard work tho


I mean BUCKSHOT
D0kshot
Thats THE VERY FIRST ONE YOU START WITH????
Aite Imma become a hipfire god brb
My buckshot doesn't work nearly that well at range
Wait so what is it called? #01 Buckshot? Is that the first
Only reason I knew they weren't slugs is because the game gives you sweet fuck all in ammo reserves for them
Aite will report back if I destroy whole lobby or get my ass whooped
guy probs wtfed for a minute

I also got the legendary skin
for MCS
good shit on good deal

the iron sight looks lit



I got 3 headshot hipfire kills from a decent distance. Ok I'm sold
told ya

best shotgun in game
Also even having to 2 shot body shot thank fuck I can sit back while im doing it and not have to see their nostrils while doing it
t1 the GVT next

which d0k already did

but I don't see any legendary GVT skins


Been bouncing between shotguns and marksmans so might tier 1 svk next then gvt
I'll skin you alive and use it as the weapon skin

GVT legendary skin should be the Mare’s Leg. Or make it as a secondary
and use your eyeballs as the scope ends
DOk no pain, no game 
DOk is trash but better than the trolls in this sever

You fool.
I was taking a shower.
internet explorer 2042
Equil is 
no it wasn't without a H Im just memeing on you as usual
D0k > Equi
the equation never change


I meme 24/7.
welcome to Memefield 2042
@frozen loom it’s ok, DOk like to make him feel better than you 


DOk haven’t touched grass nor he went to Pre-K
HOLY SHIT BRO @robust vapor This thing is a fucking hip fire MACHINE. I been missing out!!! Imma actually enjoy tier 1ng this now after thinking it was gonna be miserable 🤣
I been going NUTS this match
Every shotgun is good if you use slugs 🐌
told ya

DOk is also a slug 
Wait dont you mean buckshot? lol
I use slug on this shotgun to meme on a sniper
nah slugs is for sniping
better use a low magnified optic
just to have no glint
Same thing, depending on range
xd
Oh I see
avoid slugs unless you wanna snipe
Use dozer shield to snipe 
Mare leg 🦵 from BF4 when?
Fabarm Prestige XLR5 lets goooo
DX
Why is hourglass only 64 players? What happened to the „large scale“ conquest with 128 players? I like the 128 players conquest matches more.
That’s the new 2042
They don’t like 128p nor vehicles
Community don’t like both
128p always will be the best 
Is the stadium at least in breakthrough?
Naw
I would use dozer but I'm working on the 84 year journey of tier 1 boris 🙃
I heard they buffing him in 2050
Stadium isn’t playable anymore. It’s there for show and details.
Unless heli
Was scrolling through quick. Read this as more leg from bf4 when? And was confused but also ready.
If you don’t exit
You can access the stadim technically if you land on it you can explore inside for 10 seconds 
I want it in 2042
yeah only 10 seconds
Pocket sniper 
cause d0k buried a treasure there in stadium
DICE knew and collabed with D0k
fuck all of you leave my treasure chest alone

DOk stop making up lies
I wanted the treasure Dok
From what I saw they removed a bunch of assets inside the stadium like cover and stuff but they still have posters up on the walls lol
DOk wish he had treasure in BF games
Stadium should be in world record book for "most detailed asset that isn't fully playable during a match"
^
^
Y1 PTSD… of 128p mayhem at the stadium
Stadium was 2042’s version of BF4’s Locker in Y1
Oh yeah
In the last few weeks before the rework, every time hourglass came up I would tell the lobby to come to stadium to fight there for the whole match and I was often the only one there the whole match 🥲
All chat is disabled by default 
That explains it
And why is there no conquest 64 then? So that just mean reclaimed in conquest is just not available at the moment? I personally liked the BFV menu a lot. Fancy looking and lots of modes.
The fact reclaimed was always planned to be 64 player CQ map makes me very sad. The two playlists are so awkwardly split with not enough maps in either playlist
Doesnt matter if all chat is not visibile for everyone as long as u can call them bobs

Season 6 better support 128 conquest in AOW or imma hurt some penguins
If u hurt penguins i will pay some nerd to find ur adress and then pay some mf in ur area to beat u up
Worth the risk tbh
Well we dont know whos gonna come for u
He’s a troll. Don’t egg him on.
He’s also very new to this server. And it explains a lot about him .
Lol
New bundle has legendary skin for sws that is the same model as a another sws legendary skin, only the colors are different
D0k will knock you unconscious
Steal your parachute
And make you airdrop without it


🧑🦲
LUL
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Very new lol. Just when i started playing 42
Ans i also just trolled u
thanks eco
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hmm

B0k
B0k


Resupplying AI takes forever.
I spent an entire match throwing ammo boxes and only 3 AIs resupplied.

should've thrown it on their heads

I need to find a way to corner all of them in a hallway using a vehicle and just keep throwing ammo boxes.
treat me like white tee
It's even worse with real players. They don't care about ammo boxes. I should just stalk an engineer class who's trying to take down tanks.
Why
To force them to take my ammo boxes, so I can get my ammo resupply challenge done.
I get up to like 50-100 resuplys when i play medic
Well u gotta hit ppl with it
^
I'll just keep pinging it.
Hit it like d0k does
You blocked that player's vision.
ain't my problem there's always a platform to worm on

I can also deploy my bipod on your head

Here ammo for u. Take it or take it
Idc about ur feelings
U eat that ammo
Right type of mentality
I don't get how they're not taking the ammo if it does it automatically.
internal cooldown
Cuz ppl suck ass in this game
They die so fast they dont need ammo
Just respawn with it
That's why I need to follow a vehicle hunter.
why TD match full of AI
They dont exist
Cuz noobs play lis
Back to topic why lis rocket need to be limited
Eh.
Scar H go dom dom dom.
If ars didn't have the wank spread at the end they'd be nice to run.
When's new challenges out?
you can already check it now in Battle Pass tab
Ppl dont wanna play tdm
Throw a d20 for a check
D0k 20
conquest im staying in the loppy alone couldn't find game
dx
is game dead or what
is it possible to change it to eu
the game uses geo-approximation for what server you connect to, if you want to switch regions you'll need to use a proxy
like VPN
yes
i will try it now
not whilst the game is open
i will restart it
launch and activate the vpn app first is what Deco meant
Listen to D0k the allmighty
Last time I tried VPNing using EA App I had to do it at router level. EA App did NOT like the VPN 😄
Ea wanna ruin the fun
VPN is worse on Apex. It'll crash every game at the 13:30 minute mark.
As you're winning.

time to hire Rao to help
how to do the marksman 3 kill from week 8 mission
EA dont allow VPN 😔
ok thank you
200m*
what about logistic ribbons? how to get them fast
ok thank you 😄
or medic crate
16 tiers left for BP
I believe they don't care if you use it, but they don't support it, so if something goes wrong or doesn't work, you only have yourself to blame. Or something to that effect.
it's not encouraged to use VPN
considering a factor of packet losses over time
possibilities
As a general rule of thumb, the average connection is better than what you will get if you use a VPN.
in short, Dice wants you to stay in your own lane
^
it couldn't connect at all
There was probably a discussion.
"Should we allocate resources to make sure everything support VPNs?"
"No, lets use our resources on the game instead, not enough users use VPNs for us to spend the resources"

Thats good
Tbh, I like how games and companies don’t support VPN
any new bundles? 
if only

DOk bundle won’t be popular
Nothing could make me more sad this week
Let’s be real.
Cap
it wont be
Ur a noob anyway
Support the D0k
It’s Ight.

Sheesh that person named Kami even tho I blocked him. That’s a lot of messages for an old grumpy man troll

Oh man hes pressed
lol 😂
I bet he reads all of them
Troll get blocked
Whats the point of blocking if u got no selfcontrol n read them anyway
Ducky duck

did not expect a bl0ck
That dude is annoying. Also a troll.


He’s also not the first block from me lol
U cant handle urself huh
I only blocked 2 people due to annoyance
Can finally show this wonderful spawn
Relatable
Made me quit couple times
Eh

D0k ear boom


Make me hot daffy
dont worry, hourglass spawns are the worst especially in C
Daddy
literally snipers fested
Haven’t played it in conquest yet
On account of the 24/7 playlist being 64 players
Breakthrough is better than before🤝
Spawn to die from some rorsch sniper camping at their base 
It’s actually my favorite BT map now
where's the stroke guy I need him in my squad
he'll be the most useful support ever
Kinda true
Didnt think of the competition yet
This guy will lead my team to VICTORY

100% win rate when you have this guy in your game
Stonke


He’s onto something
MVP of the game
Can’t say what it is. But he’s definitely onto something
I want whatever he was having
so I can ascend and breakthrough my limits

It's always nice to have "that" teammate
dude this guy is OP wtf
Kd over 10 i bet
Dude was born the main character
Dude's the main character in all of battlefield titles
even Recker is shit compared to him

Who tf is recker
The main character you play in BF4 campaign
we need recker as a new specialist
What platform does Saphric play on?
I pressed on the twitter X to close the page 😭
Lmao
The alleged leaked screenshot of the deploy screen for the season 6 map also looks like paracel storm so pls god let it be naval map 🙏
Indians
@robust vapor what platform does Saphric play on?
128 player version of paracel storm in 2042. Yes please
Indian Naval Divers
Idk man ask him
No leaks here...
I thought you played with him
I don't
Mmm 🤔 how do you know that he is the best teammate?


He's the reason why enemy plays so bad cause he gives them stroke
and we got the advantage

WE TOOK THAT OPPORTUNITY TO WIN
That don’t make sense, but ok 👌
I can tell why u blocked me with ur intellect, im sorry












