battlefield-2042

[misty briar]

even if bf4 shoot from the gun

[fresh lintel]

Its that or Planetside 2

[solar marten]

who else thinks 2042 is a good game

[misty briar]

what about other bfs

[slow tulip]

It was about EA making great games

[fresh lintel]

Great game? Eh. Its better than Infinite.

Thats all I need

[pine roost]

It certainly does some things well,

Just not much :/

[misty briar]

[hearty ginkgo]

It’s pretty cool and unique in a good way imo

[fresh lintel]

Like its not BF3 or the Fan Favourite 4 but I do enjoy it quite alot.

[hearty ginkgo]

Bf3 however was my childhood!

[patent path]

graphically it's still the best looking FPS till today

[misty briar]

[acoustic seal]

it's unique in how many ways they can fuck up basic mechanics

[slow tulip]

2 years later still missing many great features that the old games had

[granite trail]

aigh anyone know where geforce saves recordings?

[slow tulip]

Shadowplay?

[granite trail]

in 42 its from the camera

[pine roost]

I agree. The particle system and lighting is fantastic, just doesn’t get as much time to shine

[misty briar]

and whats the matter???

[pine roost]

Videos - captures

[proven obsidian]

yeah folder in your videos called "dev our"

[hearty ginkgo]

What’s your favorite feature in bf 2024?

[fresh lintel]

A functional game with decent balance and what not is still better than a game where you punch someone 4 times and die to one

[slow tulip]

Portal

[hearty ginkgo]

Mine would have to be the tornados

[pine roost]

The movement and gunplay

[fresh lintel]

I like the attachment system and universal guns

[misty briar]

are u like 14

[pine roost]

Oh yeah the attachment system too

[patent path]

the levolution event on the snow map, I don't remember the name, when you blow up the gas "balls" are insane

[granite trail]

means you only need to peek your head over cover, not your gun

[hearty ginkgo]

No why?

[misty briar]

tornados

[misty briar]

i still dont see the problem

[fresh lintel]

I mean Mackay isnt wrong the weather effects and hazards are great.

[acoustic seal]

the weather effect just stops the game dead for no reason

[solar marten]

bros deffo 13

[hearty ginkgo]

No I’m not

[solar marten]

what then

12

[misty briar]

vcf, u and me... we go places

[acoustic seal]

"whoops gotta wait for the trailer feature to pass so i can get back to the shooting part of my shooters"

[fresh lintel]

At least it doesnt kill you with a lightning strike and actively hunts the biggest fight.

[hearty ginkgo]

What makes you think liking a feature in a game makes you a certain age?

[misty briar]

wat

[hearty ginkgo]

It’s just my opinion damn XD

[solar marten]

im kidding

relax

[proven obsidian]

Favorite feature : explosions sounds and looks good

voila

[fresh lintel]

Planetside 2 had a storm that actively hunted the biggest fights. And killed them.

[misty briar]

whos excited about tornados if not a young guy

[hearty ginkgo]

A nerd

[misty briar]

thats even worse

[fresh lintel]

Because the storm would cause vehicles to explode over time.

[pine roost]

Hey we all were during the reveal

[fresh lintel]

And lightning strikes OHKd infantrhm

[solar marten]

i also like the tornados

[patent path]

I've gotten killed by the tornado once, it was funny

[granite trail]

bruh, it wont let me open replays cause i need to buy codec for it, wtf nvidia

[patent path]

it sucked me up and hit me with a yellow car

[proven obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810

The only storm i'm excited about

[hearty ginkgo]

Ok it’s not really my favorite feature in the game

[solar marten]

did it suck you up good

[misty briar]

u kinda sus men

[hearty ginkgo]

I just thought it was neat

[fresh lintel]

I died to a Tornado by simply existing 😭

[proven obsidian]

AMOGUS

[pine roost]

That can’t be right, I can open my captures just fine and I’ve not bought anything

[patent path]

it sucked me up good

[acoustic seal]

wrel was an idiot, more news at 11

[fresh lintel]

It wasnt lifting me up and I died lmao

[fresh lintel]

And now hes gone :^)

[hearty ginkgo]

My real favorite feature in this game is to be able to call in vehicles whenever you want at almost every location

That feature is neat imo

[acoustic seal]

off to make some other game worse after 8 years of damage to that one

[solar marten]

dont think i have ever once used that

[fresh lintel]

Do you think the next Punching bag will make Planetside good? Assuming it doesnt die in the next year or two lmao

[hearty ginkgo]

I use it for rangers

[pine roost]

It’s decent, although some would see it as a bandage fix to the map size

[solar marten]

[proven obsidian]

[hearty ginkgo]

As backup when I’m a engineer repairing vehicle’s

[proven obsidian]

tornaaaaaaaaados

[misty briar]

mackay when tornado is comming

[proven obsidian]

[fresh lintel]

Me when Darude is coming and I pull out the Thermals

[misty briar]

sus/ke

[hearty ginkgo]

Casper is like “that storm is getting dangerous” like no shit buddy! XD

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

[proven obsidian]

[fresh lintel]

[rigid tundra]

Anyone seen this clips on the gun desync video, this need to be adressed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RH6lEDshzk

[misty briar]

[hearty ginkgo]

[misty briar]

every video of ender is cancel

[fresh lintel]

[misty briar]

alwys the ppl with the leafs who post that fumble bag

[proven obsidian]

hater + now subscribe to my OF u peasant

[misty briar]

[fresh lintel]

I havent seen much on him besides flicking one guy with a G57

[misty briar]

im the father of andrew tate

[remote kiln]

so, acquiring the items from prior BP's may be possible in the future

[patent path]

please make it happen

I missed season 2 I think

[fresh lintel]

I just want the Lis skin.

[misty briar]

i just want blasco bikini skin

[fresh lintel]

Give me red head tattoo lady 😤

[misty briar]

👩‍🦰

this is liz

[proven obsidian]

Oh that's a cool thing

for people who missed

[pine roost]

I’m surprised they would consider doing that but if they do, neat

[misty briar]

welcome

to battlefields magic show

[granite trail]

aigh got it to work

[misty briar]

shooting out of the face is ok

[proven obsidian]

I think when it comes to monetization and battlepasses, DICE handled it very well for their first time

[pine roost]

The bp is something I don’t ever hear being criticised

[proven obsidian]

it's one aspect of the game I find fair, clear and not a slog or outrageous

[pine roost]

It just works well

Feels fair

[misty briar]

i hear critics

the things in the pass are bad

out of 100 things u want like 5

[granite trail]

to prove my point #streams-and-videos message

[proven obsidian]

It could be better since it is mission based (more team focused one, not like get 60 kills with Dozer) but I think it comes to having specialists so they try to mix it

[pine roost]

Regardless of the items in it, it still has good pacing and doesn’t feel manipulative

[misty briar]

gj wasting 30 mins of proofing ur point that is irrelevant anyway

[remote kiln]

^ the prior games were just a total disaster for it

they would have been better not doing any before now

[misty briar]

true

[remote kiln]

messy progression trees that made no sense

[granite trail]

you trolling

[misty briar]

i aint

[granite trail]

how is it irrelevant, it directly affects gameplay

[misty briar]

compared to cod its a good bp

[proven obsidian]

pricing wise tho ? They made a good job imo - fair and clear, you know what you get, previews for everything, BP gives you enough for the next one, you have extra too, Boins prices are fine and bundles are somewhats lackluster sometimes but price can be better on them

[misty briar]

cuz nobody cares about it and everyone is ok with it

besides u

[remote kiln]

doesn't prove what you think my guy, it comes out the head in 4, it's FOV dependent

in other words if it's small enough, that will happen

[pine roost]

But I don’t bother with any kind of cosmetic so its not something I really engage with

[proven obsidian]

100% - even other genre with BPs. I can only think of Rocket League or maybe Apex one who are fair and not a fucking slog

[misty briar]

rocket league bp lets goo

[fresh lintel]

Infinite and DRG passes are consumer friendly at least

Even if Infinite is a slog

[misty briar]

ur a slug

[fresh lintel]

I am

[pine roost]

Deep rock galactic has a good one

[misty briar]

🐌

[fresh lintel]

The slime must flow

[pine roost]

However it does introduce a slight problem but that’s irrelevant

[proven obsidian]

Infinite

I had hopes

[fresh lintel]

Its bad.

[pine roost]

I don’t even know what it’s like now

[proven obsidian]

ROCK AND STONE

[fresh lintel]

I dont get how people can play that game right now and get to Onyx rank (not ranked but player level)

Hitreg is shit. Movement is shit. Balance is shit.

[pine roost]

Played it when it launched, deleted it cause I had other things on, last I heard they put aim assist on mouse that you couldn’t disable

[fresh lintel]

Dont play it lmao

[granite trail]

i literally disproved what you said but ok

[proven obsidian]

I refuses to even download a game who has abusive aim assist and now even on MnK

FUCK NO

[remote kiln]

no, you didn't

[fresh lintel]

Literally got punched with full HP and died.

From the front.

[pine roost]

Putting aim assist on mouse is just wronf

[remote kiln]

head means the character head, not literally, the head

[fresh lintel]

Oh yeah because the shitters complained that Xbox players had better aim.

[proven obsidian]

Last good Halo was Reach anyways

[pine roost]

I don’t even want to feel what it’s like, it would just feel icky

[proven obsidian]

[granite trail]

i provided video evidence that contradicts your statement

cope

[fresh lintel]

But its not because they had better aim its because the game is so casual friendly that hitting 50% Accuracy isnt hard.

[remote kiln]

what part do you not get? it's FOV dependent

[proven obsidian]

A friend told me it's atrocious and just plug controller

[hallow sierra]

as a xbox player idk what better aim we have

[misty briar]

BUT WHATS THE MATTER

[granite trail]

what part did you not get? shots clearly come from the height of your gun, not your crosshair

[pine roost]

Halo is just a game that I wouldn’t play

[fresh lintel]

Its just coping because PC players think Aim assist is a blight.

[pine roost]

If I want movement I go play titanfall 2

[granite trail]

do you not get what the gameplay impact is from this?

[misty briar]

as a pc player i think aim assist is totaly fine cuz console players are bots anyway

[remote kiln]

you should probably figure out the crosshair, is aimed, from head level

[misty briar]

NOBODY CARES

[remote kiln]

that's why the animation MOVES the reticle

[proven obsidian]

Infinite was fun the first month but the playlists missing, no Forge, barely any rewards by playing the game. It has good movement for an Halo tho. Not too fancy and still that "Halo feel"

[granite trail]

yes, but the actual shots come from the gun

[fresh lintel]

Exactly. Most console players realistically cant even fight PC players.

So PC players outside of Apex complaining about AS are probably Silvers/Golds.

[remote kiln]

no, they don't dude

you want to know how they don't? hipfire

[misty briar]

pc player getn mad at aim assist are straight bad. period

[fresh lintel]

Yeah

[granite trail]

in gameplay, this means you need to expose your gun/torso to shoot over cover. this is not the case in 42

[remote kiln]

according to your logic the spread would be different from both

[proven obsidian]

[remote kiln]

I don't think you understand what you're saying

[proven obsidian]

[granite trail]

bruh

[misty briar]

keb

[fresh lintel]

However Apex is the exception because ive seen the aim assist play for a person.

[misty briar]

keb u against aim assists?

[pine roost]

Grapple hook upped the score by one point for me. Still wasn’t enough though

[proven obsidian]

Only the atrocious ones like Halo, CoD

[misty briar]

console ppl will always be worse than pc players

[granite trail]

what are you even trying to argue here

[proven obsidian]

Besides some bullshit moment from consoles players, I pretty much shit on them 99% of the time

so i don't mind

[acoustic seal]

snap and autorotation need to go

[misty briar]

good

good keb

the good ending

[pine roost]

Yeah there are some that do it all for you

[proven obsidian]

Other way around - I tried disabling crossplay on 2042... GOOD LORD. PC Players are dog poo poo

I swear

hooooooly

[misty briar]

well ye

[pine roost]

Most bf players are

[misty briar]

there is bad players everywhere. the potential of a skill gap is just way higher for pc ppl

skill curve

whatever

[pine roost]

I’ve seen people absolutely destroy pc players on controller, it’s possible, just takes time

[misty briar]

well ye

good console ppl kill bad pc player

[fresh lintel]

And yeah, even though i'm like 3+ KD and near 2KPM on Xbox one, I doubt i'd be able to fight Enders.

[proven obsidian]

I immediately enabled it again. I just...didn't had fun. I swear people on PC are way worse. Even bots were deadlier. Most games were a breeze

[pine roost]

Exactamundo

[misty briar]

good console ppl dont kill good pc players

its simple as that

[fresh lintel]

Unless you position well, you cant win.

[proven obsidian]

Average console andy > Average MnK

[remote kiln]

you don't understand what you're saying, shots fired from the weapon barrel have a different spread than when being aimed at head level (because the gun is aimed lower from the body), they are identical because they are fired from the head

[acoustic seal]

alexa, pull up the energizedknight vods

[proven obsidian]

I know that because I was a console andy too before

[misty briar]

u suck keb

[calm bison]

Here’s a take - People who stay in their spawn with a Wildcat and camp are worse than the AA tank campers in BFV

[misty briar]

whats ur ingame name so i can check ur stats

[calm bison]

The Wildcat can equip an explosive cannon and AA missiles

[proven obsidian]

We make fun of gamer dads playing on console with 4K OLED monitors and speakers from 5 meters away but average MnK Mathew is ... well

[calm bison]

There should be no reason for you to stay in your spawn

[misty briar]

WHAT

[granite trail]

this has literally has nothing to do with spread though? spread is an arbitrary value that simply changes based on whether you hipfire or ads

[misty briar]

drey u talking alot of shit just cuz u mad ppl camp with aa

[proven obsidian]

Posted it before but it's https://battlefieldtracker.com/bf2042/profile/origin/Kebabit0/overview

[granite trail]

and again, i have proven through testing that my point is correct

[misty briar]

noob stats

go delete

[remote kiln]

no it has everything to do with it dude, because where the spread goes is from where the weapon is

[proven obsidian]

Gimme good fps game then

[misty briar]

bf3

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

[remote kiln]

I think you need to understand how shooting mechanics operate according to what you were implying, if it were true (its not)

[granite trail]

bf4: your gun doesnt stick out over cover, you hit the cover when shooting.

bf42: your gun doesnt need to stick out

its that fucking simple

[calm bison]

Damn I got 1.7K F-35 kills

[misty briar]

IN THE END NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHERE U SHOOT FROM

[remote kiln]

congrats, take a few steps back and it will go over

[misty briar]

this fucking discussion is useless af

[remote kiln]

isn't rocket science

the projectile goes from the head, that is a fact

[misty briar]

trashtalk has more value than ur discussion about shooting out of the gun or head

[fresh lintel]

Shut up stinky

[proven obsidian]

[remote kiln]

really if you took 2 seconds to do basic thinking youd have realised why you were wrong from step 1 instead of trying to post a clip

[fresh lintel]

[misty briar]

if u insist so hard to talk about it go open a reddit post and enjoy ur day

u might find ppl there

but i bet ur ass 95% dont care about it

[fresh lintel]

Or you'd be disproven immediately

[misty briar]

alt

[fresh lintel]

Because alot of games are like that where you can be up to a wall and still hit it

But take a few steps back and you shoot over it

[proven obsidian]

imagine listening to bald guy

[misty briar]

andrew tate lesgo

[proven obsidian]

[granite trail]

thats because the gun angles up, simple as. if your crosshair is at the center of your screen, and rounds come from your gun the gun needs tilt up, which doesnt matter if you brace it against a wall cause youll clip it

[fresh lintel]

My guy

This happens in Halo.

[misty briar]

the only real game is arma

[calm bison]

ArmA is weak

[misty briar]

u are trash af

[proven obsidian]

u have 1400 hours in it mate

[calm bison]

You can’t prove that

[fresh lintel]

Planetside also has this. Up against a wall? You hit it unless you're taller.

Take a few steps back? You shoot over it.

[granite trail]

in halo it literally doesnt matter cause the gunplay is a lot different

[misty briar]

whats ur ign

[calm bison]

Check #stats

I was in there earlier

[misty briar]

so what

[fresh lintel]

Planetside is pretty much Battlefield though, but more akin to Battlefield 3-4.

[granite trail]

yes. but bf42 doesnt

[pine roost]

Arma is fun. Because it breaks so often

[proven obsidian]

[calm bison]

Personally I rate ArmA a 2/10

Not enough mil sim

[misty briar]

trash

[misty briar]

literally wanna know what u mean with that :D

[fresh lintel]

I rate your mom a 8/10

[pine roost]

Nah we never play it like a milsim. It’s at its best when you behave like utter buffoons

[misty briar]

i rate ur mom 10/10, gravity force

[fresh lintel]

Rubix Raptor is a prime example of Buffoons

[calm bison]

Personally if I’m not contracting malaria from being in a foreign country it’s not mil-sim enough

[fresh lintel]

Lmao crab

[misty briar]

@mental delta u fucking what

[mental delta]

[misty briar]

fun is over

[proven obsidian]

crab

[misty briar]

[fresh lintel]

Time to pack up guys

[calm bison]

What happen

[misty briar]

i get my camels

[mental delta]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[misty briar]

and get the fuck out

[proven obsidian]

no fun allowed, crab is here

[misty briar]

the crap lad

[mental delta]

It's ok I just tagged out a random lad who probably doesn't even remember he's in this server

[fresh lintel]

Crabs are stoopid 😤😤😤😤

[proven obsidian]

fun police is here

[fresh lintel]

Its funny though dont worry

[misty briar]

@earnest marlin

it was a scam

fake alarm

[mental delta]

[misty briar]

we save

[mental delta]

You idiots got fooled so easily

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

fuck u

ur mom gets fooled easily

[fresh lintel]

Gottem

[calm bison]

Why does your PFP look like the diet version of Andrew Tate

[fresh lintel]

[misty briar]

iam his father

[calm bison]

Honestly

I don’t believe

[misty briar]

honestly

idc

[naive trellis]

Tf is this chat lmao

[misty briar]

we wilding

[fresh lintel]

Your mom

[calm bison]

It’s one of the chats ever

[lunar finch]

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

Wow that escalated quickly

[misty briar]

welcome fem

[naive trellis]

[fresh lintel]

Its a femboy

[proven obsidian]

so what

[fresh lintel]

In this server

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

It's a version of Andrew Tate who doesn't take steroids and doesn't work out he just got same head

[calm bison]

Put your dicks away boys

[misty briar]

if lgbtq would be pokemon, alt would be the 3rd evolution and femboy the 2nd

[fresh lintel]

Nothing is what, theyre cool

Kami knows whatsup

[misty briar]

ur mom gives the same head

[calm bison]

Honestly judging by the PFP the neck gives me BF3 worm guy vibes

[mental delta]

What ?

[fresh lintel]

Kami but rigbt

[lunar finch]

time to t1 zain

[mental delta]

Lmao yeah the fucking 3ft tall neck guy

[misty briar]

looks like it tho ye

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

its cuz of my coat

[fresh lintel]

[remote kiln]

ok im going to explain simple game mechanics for you in easy terms for you to understand, this is your crosshair, please take note how it is in the middle, this is your crosshair during mid animation of taking off ADS, please notice how they are same, because the bullet, comes off the center off your ADS point regardless

[misty briar]

we still on this

[proven obsidian]

[fresh lintel]

Deco is on a fucking mission

[misty briar]

keb on ender discord

delete urself

[remote kiln]

its literally basic stuff it shouldnt be this hard to get

[misty briar]

deco wanna make this guy regret his life

[naive trellis]

Keep going this is fucking gold

[proven obsidian]

Im on a lot of discords

[misty briar]

[pine roost]

deco for some reason your profile picture is different on my phone to my pc

[fresh lintel]

By the way, Gmod has proper "From the barrel" Mechanics via mods, and Gmod is from a engine from 2004

[misty briar]

dont question deco

[mental delta]

Lmao fucking right, everytime he gets into some argument here he makes sure the other lad doesn't leave the server safe

[misty briar]

@granite trail hello come here

[remote kiln]

ive got my server pfp set it can sometimes fail to load in

[fresh lintel]

Theres literally always that one guy who will make it his fucking goal in life to prove you wrong in EVERY server

[pine roost]

Ah I see

[proven obsidian]

he is HIM

[misty briar]

i kinda relate

[fresh lintel]

Planetside 2's servers Deco was a Brony

[naive trellis]

Some points are just easy to make

[mental delta]

I think Deco he's on the path of becoming the master of those guys you just described

[fresh lintel]

Lmao

[naive trellis]

But some people will die on the most stupid hill ever

[misty briar]

[fresh lintel]

Like that one guy about armor plate HP

[proven obsidian]

hey Kami

[misty briar]

hi

[fresh lintel]

Who had 6KD and thought he was better than me

His mains were snipers.

[proven obsidian]

did you ever played the old fps Dev our ?

[misty briar]

english mf

[fresh lintel]

All you're base are belong to us

[proven obsidian]

as-tu déjà joué à un FPS appelé Dev Our ?

[mental delta]

Lmao you're so fucking rude today what's wrong

[proven obsidian]

[fresh lintel]

Its funny as hell

[mental delta]

Wait Keb you're French ?

[misty briar]

non

keb

[proven obsidian]

yes

oui

[misty briar]

this is just me naturally

[mental delta]

Me too

[misty briar]

but its not personal

its just the way i speak

[proven obsidian]

POG

[mental delta]

Wait why sad of being French Kebab ?

[proven obsidian]

because kami bully me

[misty briar]

lies

[proven obsidian]

he is so mean

[calm bison]

I think it’s because of being French

[proven obsidian]

look at him

[calm bison]

That would make anyone sad

[proven obsidian]

[naive trellis]

France is wild ngl

[mental delta]

Lol you might get in a lot of trouble irl

[misty briar]

i dont

im bald

[proven obsidian]

I am a proud citizen of France.

[misty briar]

and bold

[mental delta]

Yeah he's a real bad mf

[misty briar]

ppl are more worried of themselves

[calm bison]

What is there to be proud of

[proven obsidian]

He is on a rampage today

so mean

and bald

[fresh lintel]

He chose violence

[remote kiln]

^

[misty briar]

i had a bad game in breakthough tho

[mental delta]

I like being French though

[mental delta]

Or maybe it's Wilde

[misty briar]

france got nice trap n afro beats music

[fresh lintel]

Any.. Canadian gamers in chat?

[calm bison]

I don’t know who i dislike more - British people or French people

[proven obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-delete-message-delete-message-discord-delete-that-gif-25229074

[misty briar]

french is also a cool language

[calm bison]

I took French classes for 2 years

[fresh lintel]

Imagine not having the Warcraft 3 Cursor

[calm bison]

Apparently pizza in French is pizza

[mental delta]

[calm bison]

Also y’all give words fucking genders?

[proven obsidian]

Whoever makes fun of French, i'll send yo ass into the Foreign legion

[calm bison]

Damn and I thought Gen Z was woke

[fresh lintel]

I swear to god

[mental delta]

I mean British people really cook their meat by boiling it in water so...

[misty briar]

when i was in the fire department we had ppl from france comming to us. the only words that these women heard was sexual

[calm bison]

British food is fake

[misty briar]

tha classy french words

[proven obsidian]

Respect the most beautiful langage in the world

[fresh lintel]

Wa'uh bo'uhl

[misty briar]

germany giving words gender troo

wym

[fresh lintel]

Spanish too

[misty briar]

der die das motherfucker

dont u assume

[calm bison]

That’s gay

You’re sitting on a male?

[proven obsidian]

ayooooo

[mental delta]

I would prefer if it was ngl

WAIT NO GUYS

[misty briar]

u cant say that anymore. do it like me, instead of sayn that gay say thats 🏳️‍🌈 and no mod will give u a warning

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

That's not what I meant

[proven obsidian]

we saw it

[fresh lintel]

Feeelllllaaaaaass

[proven obsidian]

CLIPED AND SHIPED

You donzo

[calm bison]

Look the only good British food is Fish n Chips and the chips are made of potato so it’s really part Irish

[proven obsidian]

[calm bison]

Which is probably why it’s the only good dish

[fresh lintel]

Newfies do Fish n Chips better

[mental delta]

Nah bro it was just my bad English hitting on again

[royal swan]

Bro what was it

[misty briar]

parfois je mange des pommes rouges et parfois non

[patent path]

you telling me you don't like jellied eel?

[proven obsidian]

💀

[fresh lintel]

What the fuck is jellied eel

[proven obsidian]

he likes sitting on males

[royal swan]

BROOOOO

[mental delta]

Chips come from Portugal so it's not even that British

[proven obsidian]

frérooooooot

[calm bison]

What

[proven obsidian]

[calm bison]

Didn’t fries come from Belgium?

[mental delta]

NAHHHHH BRO HE'S LYING

[misty briar]

Je pense que la France doit être ré-annexée

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

I just said my seat was identifying as a male in French language that's all

[mental delta]

[royal swan]

A rule breaker, OOOH I'm telling

[misty briar]

@earnest marlin

[calm bison]

Personally I think it’s funny how during all these French riots Ridley Scott decides to release the trailer for his Napoleon movie

[fresh lintel]

SECURITY ALERT SECURITY ALERT WOO WOO WOO

[calm bison]

Talk about poetic irony

[proven obsidian]

People are trying to cancel Napoléon on Twitter

it's insane

[misty briar]

in germany we call that ALARM. ALARM.

[mental delta]

I think they come from Portugal and Belgium, maybe a Portugese lad married a Belgium lad and they made fries together

[proven obsidian]

lmaooo

[royal swan]

Rule 2

[misty briar]

why ppl try to cancel napoleon on tiwtter

[fresh lintel]

In Canada we just scream MOOSE or GOOSE

[calm bison]

Didn’t the British already do that?

[royal swan]

Fucking criminal

[proven obsidian]

because Twitter

[mental delta]

Nah bro please it was just a mistake of language

[misty briar]

ppl on twitter are hella paraplégique

[mental delta]

Are you ready to puck ?

[fresh lintel]

I wanna puck 😤

[royal swan]

Too bad, rule 2 was broken and you said it during July not June

[mental delta]

You'll puck just 1 second

[proven obsidian]

jesus

[misty briar]

that shit aint food

[proven obsidian]

delete

[royal swan]

Being serious, fucking delete that

[misty briar]

delete that shit out of the internet

[mental delta]

Rule 2 ?

[misty briar]

or ill ddos u

[fresh lintel]

That

[proven obsidian]

DELETE

[misty briar]

💀

[proven obsidian]

GOOD LORD

[mental delta]

[royal swan]

Everything needs to be English

[misty briar]

what will u do? call the mods?

[royal swan]

BET

[misty briar]

mdrrr

[fresh lintel]

It doesnt look appetizing but i imagine it tastes goodl

[misty briar]

nol

stop

[proven obsidian]

Kami and his inner baguette

[mental delta]

What I said was in English it was just extremely not straight from me

[misty briar]

i never did learn french. but french was the language of the enemy, so i adapted

[royal swan]

Then where does the French part come in

[proven obsidian]

sitting on male cannot be straight

[misty briar]

if u have gay thought its on u

[proven obsidian]

[royal swan]

Bruh it ain't June no more

[proven obsidian]

the ennemy, yeah ok dude 💀

[mental delta]

Nah I just said that technically in French I'm sitting on a male seat

[misty briar]

thats why older german ppl cant speak english. it was the language of the enemy

its just a fact

[mental delta]

That's what I said, I think I'm straight though, I'm confused now

[royal swan]

Weirdo

[proven obsidian]

[fresh lintel]

I'm surprised germans dont despise us Canadians

[misty briar]

i love canada

[fresh lintel]

We were ASSHOLES to them 😭

[misty briar]

canada is like germany, but better

[royal swan]

🫵

[proven obsidian]

no u just love it for Poutine and maybe sirop d'érable

[royal swan]

You stink

[proven obsidian]

admit it

[misty briar]

no

[royal swan]

You admit you stink?

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

Dude no it's just that the seat is "le fauteuil" and not "la fauteuil" so it's male, if I was sitting on a chair it would be a female seat cause it's "la chaise" and not "le chaise"

[fresh lintel]

Yeah but Canadians sent over bombs as presents instead of actual presents and friendship during WW1's christmas ;-;

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

i only know french pour les femmes

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

but not to flirt with them

[mental delta]

Not particularly feeling safe knowing you crazy ass are living in the country right in the East of mine

[misty briar]

but to tell em how ugly they are

[royal swan]

That's 🏳️‍🌈

[proven obsidian]

i swear if you go "voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir" like everybody

[fresh lintel]

Call me ugly in french then

[misty briar]

ive done that

like 10 years ago

[proven obsidian]

💀

[misty briar]

like

legit

[mental delta]

Did it work out ?

[misty briar]

ye

they are hos

[royal swan]

This chat stinks like the streets of paris

[mental delta]

Huh what ???

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

this aint india

dipshit

[mental delta]

[royal swan]

If it ain't Pakistan then what?

[fresh lintel]

WW3 will start in this chat

[misty briar]

i hope so

my inner german cant wait

[royal swan]

Damn

[fresh lintel]

Canadian Warcrimes ahoy

[misty briar]

poland gotta get ready

we in for another rodeo

[royal swan]

Don't forget Australia

[misty briar]

but id like to have peace with france

[royal swan]

[misty briar]

cuz of crab and keb

[mental delta]

Isn't it strange no mods showed up to tell us to shut the fuck up ?

[misty briar]

ye

@clear spade

[royal swan]

Hey mods punish me

I deserve a spanking

[mental delta]

You like us in the dep part of you, you don't want us to die

[royal swan]

[misty briar]

yes

u frend

frend shaped

[mental delta]

Lmaooo what kind of freaking sociopath are you ?

[mental delta]

What's a frend shaped ?

[fresh lintel]

[royal swan]

The kind that just ate highschool type of pizza

[proven obsidian]

i dont talk to bald dudes

[misty briar]

then u can take some gas

twat

[royal swan]

I like to crack open a bald head like a egg

[misty briar]

[royal swan]

Good with some salt and pepper

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

like, if something looks friendly or like a friend, its friend shaped

[misty briar]

u go sleep with the fish tonight

[mental delta]

Yeah I heard what your country did in schools with those "pizzas", looks so bad it might be traumatizing to even eat one piece

[misty briar]

one piece

title music

nnanana nanan nanan

ONE PIECE

[proven obsidian]

stinks like yo m

[royal swan]

Shaped like a cylinder with a round top

[mental delta]

🤮

[misty briar]

ur mom is a dood

[proven obsidian]

booly kami

[misty briar]

gottem

[fresh lintel]

[royal swan]

🖕

[misty briar]

cant wait for the mods

to send out my 3rd warning

[royal swan]

Chewon

[mental delta]

I don't understand it looks so appetizing though

[fresh lintel]

None of us will get a warning

Its straight to the gulag

[misty briar]

frfr

that shit aint frend shaped

noway

[royal swan]

You innocent bastard

[misty briar]

i got one for sexulized comments, and one for being rude

me

ME

[royal swan]

You a chewon

[misty briar]

im innocent

[royal swan]

I'm* you dingdong

[misty briar]

dingdong whos there

[mental delta]

At this point I don't think any of us is gonna leave it alive, or only partially maybe

[misty briar]

who wants to live anyway

[royal swan]

Me

[misty briar]

we are made for war

[royal swan]

I appreciate life

[misty briar]

and destruction

[mental delta]

I'm joking I wouldn't eat that shit for 10 bucks

[misty briar]

thats why we all here playing battlefield

[royal swan]

Chewon

[royal swan]

Probably like 5 bucks

[proven obsidian]

just a /purge and everything will be removed

don't worry

[misty briar]

who we gon tag to do that

@slate thorn

[proven obsidian]

[remote kiln]

[royal swan]

Bro this entire ordeal I'm like 😐

[proven obsidian]

Dev

never seen one in this game

[royal swan]

Is it dev hour?

[misty briar]

btw they fucking ruined dog tags

no one gives a fuck anymore

[proven obsidian]

DEVOUR DEEZ

[misty briar]

back in 3 u wanted to collect them

[proven obsidian]

[proven obsidian]

true

[royal swan]

DEVOUR DEEZ NUTS YOU BASTARD

[misty briar]

ok bro

[proven obsidian]

wtf

ok

[mental delta]

There are dog tags in this game ?

[royal swan]

Did it bigger so I win

[mental delta]

You got a lot bullying this night bro

[misty briar]

[proven obsidian]

I posted ONE wholsome comment and i got this

not fair bro

[royal swan]

Fucking gottem

[proven obsidian]

[mental delta]

Which comment ?

[misty briar]

is me when @proven obsidian taking off the pants

[proven obsidian]

I met a BF friend IRL, known him for 10 years @mental delta

and kami made fun of me

always does

[royal swan]

Wow bro June is over

[misty briar]

fr he posted shit about he meeting a gaming friend and that they had a great time fucking lowlife

i love keb

[royal swan]

Nah

[misty briar]

he frend

[royal swan]

NO REALITY

[misty briar]

if someone bully keb fr im headbutting u

with my bold hed

[royal swan]

Bet

[misty briar]

I FUCKING BET

[proven obsidian]

stop typing in bold

[misty briar]

U AUTRONAUT CLOWN

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

[royal swan]

EGG HEAD

[mental delta]

Did he make fun of your BF friend too ?

[misty briar]

ya momma likes to cook me

[royal swan]

Bro a bottom

[proven obsidian]

No

only bully me

[mental delta]

I'd like to see that post please

[misty briar]

only true subs believe u cant dominate from bottom, weak ass

[royal swan]

can't*

[misty briar]

here

[proven obsidian]

@mental delta

[royal swan]

MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

[misty briar]

u are weak

[mental delta]

I think he likes to bully everything which is more or less French, including us both

[misty briar]

[royal swan]

You're weak.

[misty briar]

i never bullied crab

he frend

[royal swan]

Checkmate

[misty briar]

my love for keb is real

its just tocix

[royal swan]

A good crab is a boiled buttered crab

[mental delta]

LMAOOO the two flags they put in reaction fucking killed me bro I'm sorry, it's a beautiful event though

[proven obsidian]

See

always bully

[royal swan]

Bro reacted to the wrong comment bozo

[proven obsidian]

Yeah it was nice meeting a good online friend. First of many i hope

[mental delta]

Lmao stop with the flag

[misty briar]

why

u dont like gays?

cancled

[mental delta]

I think it's his main reason to live

[royal swan]

Nah he Homophobic

[mental delta]

Wait what ?

[misty briar]

what wait?

[royal swan]

Chicken butt?

Gottem again

[mental delta]

Whait wat ?

[misty briar]

wheet twat?

[mental delta]

Tweet woot ?

[royal swan]

Tiaw tahw

[misty briar]

[royal swan]

Seriously where is the mods

[misty briar]

well we could tag kaoss

hes chill

[royal swan]

They fucking slacking

[mental delta]

I think we should really be concerned

[misty briar]

if we tag window we all getn banned

[mental delta]

They're probably endangered or shit like this

[misty briar]

they testing us

[royal swan]

Tagging way won't do anything

Way is weird

He let this slide

[misty briar]

well way sayn stfu all the time

"LET IT BE"

"LEAVE IT ALONE"

[mental delta]

Yeah fucking right I thought the same, they're probably alone in the dark on their male seats watching us telling some shit

[misty briar]

"STOP IT"

[misty briar]

male seats tho

thats kinda

🏳️‍🌈

[slate thorn]

Hi

[mental delta]

No that's not

[misty briar]

welcome

[mental delta]

In French le fauteuil is a male word

[royal swan]

Get super reaction gay

[slate thorn]

Welcome?

I dont even have bf2042

[mental delta]

Ho fuck ok that's completely g...

[misty briar]

i had to abuse ur name sry

[royal swan]

Bro got ignored

[slate thorn]

Fair

I had it coming eventually

[misty briar]

@arctic grove i will abuse him now dw

[slate thorn]

Thx

Enjoy life and bye

[misty briar]

dito

[mental delta]

You're French too ?

[misty briar]

Kami = friendly

[slate thorn]

No

I'm danish

[misty briar]

dansk

[mental delta]

Interesting

[misty briar]

no its not

[royal swan]

Flagged for misinformation

[misty briar]

tf

[slate thorn]

Rugbrød

[misty briar]

city name or food

lets play the game

[slate thorn]

Maybe some other time

[misty briar]

[slate thorn]

Currently in a hotel bathroom doing exercises since my brothers went to bed straight away

[proven obsidian]

cheh

aight, bedge

[royal swan]

That doesn't add up

[proven obsidian]

good night everyone

[royal swan]

You're exercising in a bathroom

[proven obsidian]

except

[misty briar]

good night keb

[proven obsidian]

[slate thorn]

Correct

[proven obsidian]

he knows

[misty briar]

cunt

[proven obsidian]

[misty briar]

[royal swan]

[royal swan]

Who?

[misty briar]

[misty briar]

cares

[royal swan]

[misty briar]

its time to sleep

[royal swan]

Nope

[misty briar]

and recharge the chat energy

[royal swan]

It's 1800

[misty briar]

midnight here

[royal swan]

What time

[misty briar]

midnight

[royal swan]

2400?

[misty briar]

i just had a word being blocked

wank*eer

its funny that this word is banned

like why

there is so many not being banned

[mental delta]

Same for me even though I'm French

[misty briar]

lmao

[royal swan]

Cunt

[misty briar]

crab

u money

[mental delta]

What ?

[misty briar]

monkey

[royal swan]

Honey

[misty briar]

what if

[royal swan]

Crab

[mental delta]

Yeah ?

[royal swan]

Do I need to turn you into the authorities

[misty briar]

into

[royal swan]

Interesting

[misty briar]

crab new mod

[mental delta]

Why ?

And why I have to go inside the authorities

[royal swan]

It appears I made a minor grammar mistake

[misty briar]

kinda

sus

if u ask me

[royal swan]

I should take my life now

[mental delta]

Yeah fucking right make me a mod please

[misty briar]

n a

[royal swan]

Bro is 🏳️‍🌈

[misty briar]

i dont wanna be banned

[mental delta]

Why everytime I say something it's rainbow flagged ?

[misty briar]

cuz its gay

[royal swan]

Why everytime you say something it's 🏳️‍🌈

[misty briar]

good point

[royal swan]

Bro is a closet

[misty briar]

crab is still gud

ok gn

yall

[royal swan]

Gm

[mental delta]

Good night

I'll try to be less rainbow flagged next time

[royal swan]

He took the time to say goodnight, nah he has feelings for kami

That's 🏳️‍🌈

Anyways how many weeks until s6

[mental delta]

Maybe

And 6 weeks before season 6

[pine roost]

I’m having fun with the aek. Is that bad

[royal swan]

Bro can't decide if a gun is good or not

[fresh lintel]

How dare you enjoy the AEK

Greta Whoberg?

[calm bison]

Greta Thunberg? More like Great Cheeseburger

[fresh lintel]

Oh the swedish child whos fighting climate change

What does she have to do with guns?

[pine roost]

Also the lcmg just got me possibly my longest streak yet

I’m glad I’m actually enjoying battlefield again

I don’t feel awful every time I play

[fresh lintel]

Wait till you get the underbarrel shotgun

[pine roost]

Which guns have it?

[fresh lintel]

LCMG.

[pine roost]

Oh and I got the black screen error

Oh dang, I’ll check that out

[fresh lintel]

M416, M16, I think the M5?

[pine roost]

I do want to try out some shotguns

[fresh lintel]

And maybe the SWS.

[pine roost]

But first I need to get my sniper game back

[fresh lintel]

Firstly

MCS880: It has alot of range but its so accurate its shit.

12m: Busted.

NVK: It mulches.

She was popular for like a week

I'm a gaymer not a person who dabbles in real life shit 😤

I mean if shes trying to fight dumbass Climate change deniers then yeah lmao

I'd like my children and my childrens children to live on a green earth

Not Literal 2042 like earth 😤

[patent path]

easy, just don't have children

[fresh lintel]

You right LMAO

Dont hate the year hate humanity

[slow tulip]

Bf4 takes place in 20-22 i think

Bf4 predicted the war

[fresh lintel]

Wellm

[wide shore]

This channel has taken a nosedive today

[fresh lintel]

As if it was ever normal

[slow tulip]

Bf is missing a cold war timeline

[wide shore]

It’s usually more normal than this

[calm bison]

I mean as far as the lore is concerned the Cold War still happened

It’s just that the Us and Russia went hot in the 21st century

[slow tulip]

It's Russia Ukraine

And nato

[calm bison]

Russia didn’t invade Ukraine until 2022, and BF4 is focused on the US vs China

[slow tulip]

China don't have much involvement

[slow tulip]

True

[fresh lintel]

Because its become an accepted norm

Soon, assuming a war doesnt fucking start: will be a norm.

[patent path]

Russia invaded Ukraine since 2014, technically

[calm bison]

Yes but from another technicality it was never a full-scale invasion

Until 2022

[patent path]

Yup yup

Should have stayed in that limbo fr

Now they are eating shit

[fresh lintel]

Except BF Russia is competent

[calm bison]

Let’s not get too deep in the invasion stuff because you never know when a vatnik will join and ruin the fun

[patent path]

What can they do? Scream at us?

If they are on discord it means they evaded conscription

We just gotta report them

[fresh lintel]

Vat who?

[hybrid totem]

It's just you.

[calm bison]

Vatnik. People who defend Russia and pretend like they haven’t done anything wrong

[fresh lintel]

Ooooh

[calm bison]

Remember - the main purpose of the invasion to clear Ukraine of [Insert popular fascist party] members

[hybrid totem]

Have you counted how many non-🌈 you see?

Or are you only obsessed with the number of 🌈 you see?

You're the one who brought it up unprovoked.

[fresh lintel]

I was gonna say, there is a term used for people who specifically notice more of a group because theyre actively looking for it.

[shrewd pond]

Dang when season 5 came out thats when the game was actually set in the same universe as battlefield 4

[patent path]

Wasn't it in the same universe since the beginning

With the bf4 characters returning

And dying instantly

[fresh lintel]

Probably not, I think BF3+ has been same universe.