battlefield-2042

[next onyx]

Nah.

[slim quiver]

Sigh

Ofc it happens the day I want to play lmao

[jaunty parcel]

like persistent data

[copper jungle]

I enjoy the game for what it is, I wouldn't have poured in 900 hours otherwise

[jaunty parcel]

ohhh

[arctic grove]

The entire last season I didnt have APS for my irish. finally got it back this season lol

[next onyx]

Dude. Unironically we got some people like that earlier.

[grizzled skiff]

no

😦

[twin coral]

I've had 40v40 as a feedback point since BF1 CTE

[acoustic seal]

i log in once a week and miss easy kills due to the recoil bug and log out within 30 minutes

put the game in the dumpster and move on

[next onyx]

They ever tested it?

[still mirage]

128

[solid imp]

I have a 40v40 no explosives rush mode I try to spin up from time to time

I think it would work

[pulsar summit]

128v128 🤤

[still mirage]

Fuck 80 I need the whole thing

[slim quiver]

Yeah I felt like playing before season 5 comes out

[arctic grove]

300v300 all vehicles

[next onyx]

G36c tho.

[twin coral]

No, 2042 was the first time I ever head about DICE communicating about more than 32v32

[copper jungle]

I've never experienced this supposed recoil bug even though i play 5+ hours daily

[next onyx]

Oh fair.

[still mirage]

Computer explodes

[slim quiver]

I’m eager to play the new map next week

[next onyx]

The recoil bug fucks with your micro adjustments.

[hybrid totem]

"all vehicles" means "one of each category" to DICE. Careful

[twin coral]

planetside 2

[solid imp]

plot twist, they all have to be EOD bots

[marsh meadow]

So we back up?

[slim quiver]

Mainly because I just want to be able to play a map that’s designed for 64 players

[jagged yacht]

Is there server issues?

[acoustic seal]

pay more attention to what your hand is doing vs. what's happening on screen, you're not over/undershooting tracking as much as the game makes you think you are

[robust fiber]

sERVER?

[arctic grove]

id be down for a battlefield battle bots

[twin coral]

yes, see #direct-communication

[pulsar summit]

I would possibly need a cpu upgrade from 5950x

[spark rapids]

too little, 256 v 256, thats the amount of players needed to make the current hourglass not feel empty

[slim quiver]

This will probably be the first map that feels very good to me

[next onyx]

You don't need 128p to have a map that plays well.

[acoustic seal]

we do not speak of that accursed game

[slim quiver]

This

[twin coral]

how so?
been years since I last played it

[heady falcon]

So please tell me I'm not the only one with infinite loading screens today

[pulsar summit]

Yeah hourglass can get abit lonely at times xD

[next onyx]

I don't think 128p is bad per say but I feel as if it's a little too early to do it.

[arctic grove]

looking at one right now

[hybrid totem]

Nor do you need only 64p to have a map that plays well...

[still mirage]

Yes only good conquest experience

[copper jungle]

I usually burst at range and go full auto at CQC, so I'd probably not notice it

[slim quiver]

That’s why I’m saying this is the first new map designed for 64 players only. There’s no 128 option so I think this map will be perfect

[still mirage]

They two different playlist just throw reclaimed in there

[heady falcon]

Just alt+f4 and restart then,?

[next onyx]

Play a game with 64p that isn't 2042 and you'll see how well they do.

[arctic grove]

might as well ig

[acoustic seal]

all you missed is one really bad rebalance update (CAI) and then a bunch of added gimmicks while performance slowly degraded

[heady falcon]

That's what I've been doing every time its happened

[next onyx]

Weirdly Africa and Valparaiso play well on 64p.

[solid imp]

anyone surprised by a map designed for 64p hasn't been watching the flow of updates and comms from DICE

[twin coral]

it's server side
restating won't fix things

[next onyx]

With their new layouts.

[slim quiver]

I really need battlefield to feel good to me again. I have like no shooters I’m attached to

[twin coral]

Ah, typical

[heady falcon]

It sometimes will queue me into a working match when I get back in at least

[slim quiver]

HLL isn’t bad at least

[next onyx]

But it isn't battlefield unfort.

[slim quiver]

But I need one I can turn my brain off

Yeah

Like BF1 and BFV are still fun

Just need something that isn’t something I’ve played for over 5 years

[arctic grove]

Is matchaking working again?, sorry to ask

[next onyx]

I'm done with bf5.

I'm so tired of it.

[robust fiber]

I forgive you

[next onyx]

Not yet edar! Don't worry!

[still mirage]

Fax

[jagged yacht]

Anyone get into a game yet

[next onyx]

I loved bf5 I thought it played really well. But I'm done with it.

[slim quiver]

I’m really hoping that the next battlefield just does 64 player maps only though. That way we can get a whole good launch line up

[arctic grove]

Is it possible to replay the tutorial? My game crashed while I was on it and for some reason won't throw me into it

[next onyx]

I wouldn't mind 40v40 to be fair.

Nah hunch.

[slim quiver]

40v40 is fine but I just want the maps to be the same size as their 32v32

[copper jungle]

I've retired BFV since January

[twin coral]

why do we have to go back to 64, like some have said already
can't we find a middle point?

[next onyx]

I feel like a little more combat won't hurt and you wouldn't compromise the actual game itself.

[heady falcon]

64v64 Rush works great on a majority of the maps
Valparaiso and El Alamein being the only ones I think are terrible for it

Much more fun than playing Breakthrough most of the time

Least for me

[next onyx]

64p have always been dices bread and butter, zob.

[slim quiver]

We can as long as they don’t get overly cautious with the maps. That’s why 128 feels so bad imo

It’s like they got nervous that 128 would be so intense so they make the maps overly large

[next onyx]

To be fair tho. I wouldn't mind them redoing 128p if it meant they learned from it.

But.

[hybrid totem]

"Too intense" in a battlefield game? What does that mean

[next onyx]

It won't be coming back.

[slim quiver]

You could make 40v40 or 50v50 and expand the maps up from 64 just a tad bit and it will still be good

[robust fiber]

512v512

[next onyx]

128p feels like too much.

It's weird to say.

[stiff pollen]

128 was too much

I’d much prefer 96 players

[solid imp]

The tuturial is there for CQ and BT modes on demand you just can't get it back at game launch

[stiff pollen]

Or even 100

[next onyx]

In battlefield there's always controlled chaos.

It's all over the place but there's some flow to it.

[fervent rose]

too many players in small area = bad fps game

[misty briar]

shhh quiet, casual ppl wont agree

[slim quiver]

I mostly like 64 because it’s a number that dice knows how to make maps for. When they make a new number it’s like they’re uncertain about how the flow will be and then they end up making maps that just feel bad

[next onyx]

Should of tried rush xl miki.

[hybrid totem]

This is not a reason to never evolve, though

[heady falcon]

64 player Breakthrough plays well
128 player Rush plays well
128 player Breakthrough feels like ass

You can see a concerted frontline form in Rush XL which is really really nice

[slim quiver]

It’s still there

[next onyx]

So much shit goes down.

[slim quiver]

I can try it when the servers go online

[copper jungle]

Thousands of Metro & Lockers 24/7 15,000 tickets players disagree with you strongly

[next onyx]

Give it a go and feel your CPU die.

My x3d hits 90%.

It's actually fucked HAHAHA.

[slim quiver]

That’s true but there wasn’t a whole lot of testing done

[next onyx]

Pretty much.

[hybrid totem]

that doesn't nullify the value of 128p. Just means they need to delay releases to ensure quality

[slim quiver]

They made a bunch of maps for 128. 128 failed and now they’re left trying to salvage and fix maps that they spent all that time on for a player count that didn’t work

[wheat portal]

Is game still down

[pulsar summit]

What the hell seems BFV is down too

[wanton magnet]

Exactly with more time they fixed the maps.

[next onyx]

And now because of the reception they don't want to be doing it again.

[brittle flume]

Wish there was a grand operations in 2042

[twin coral]

#direct-communication

[next onyx]

When chips when get more vcache in maybe we will see expanded player counts.

[slim quiver]

And now they’re fixing the dispersion of the guns which will get backlash

[wheat portal]

They better extend battle pass

[slim quiver]

Even though it’s a change we need

[next onyx]

...

[slim quiver]

Because guns shoot like lasers

[next onyx]

Is that the real you miki?

[wheat portal]

I like laser guns

[solid imp]

I expect this won't get the same backlash as drum-mag-gate

[slim quiver]

Yes

[next onyx]

I thought you hated spread!

[slim quiver]

No probably not

[slim quiver]

Spread is fine if it’s balanced

[wheat portal]

if it ends up being like bf4 I am open to it

[next onyx]

Nah it's weird because I unironically agree with it too.

[wheat portal]

bf4 had such balanced gunplay

[solid imp]

imo it really won't be a massive change to how the ARs feel

feels like a reasonable balance decision

[next onyx]

My friend tested it and he said that you'll only feel it past 50 metres.

[fervent rose]

gonna be a really fun lmg meta for a month

[solid imp]

not unless you're going ham at 100m+ all the time

[copper jungle]

Obviously it will get backlash because people got used to the laser beams we've got in game. Most people I know have a burning hatred for streamers because they believe their crying out loud for this change is the cause of the change.

[wheat portal]

Lmg meta alr a thing u played breakthrough recently?

[next onyx]

I'm gonna test it at its fullest.

[fervent rose]

just nerf the ARs but leave the lcmg alone

[wheat portal]

avancys galore

[next onyx]

They'll never touch your baby yoyoyo

[slim quiver]

Oh maybe but also probably not

[wheat portal]

nerf the rm68 it's so boring

[robust fiber]

Are we there yet?

[slim quiver]

Every gun category is getting changed apparently

[misty briar]

its getn kind of a nerf with the spread patch

[next onyx]

I thought it was gonna be as bad as bf4's.

[slim quiver]

Or at least a handful of them

[next onyx]

But it's not.

It'z very reasonable.

[acoustic seal]

i think they're going to pussy out halfway and leave just the ARs changed like they did to SMGs back when the k30 was broken

[fervent rose]

i dont really enjoy the lmgs and i find them very poorly balanced

[next onyx]

Fuck bf4's spread combined with suppression hahaha

[sharp marten]

Really? I didn’t see that

[next onyx]

I don't like the mgs and their handling.

I can't use them.

They are not for me.

[misty briar]

lmgs should get the supression effect like in bf3

[copper jungle]

I hate LMGs, don't fit my playstyle at all

[next onyx]

Xm8 MG I can deal with.

[wheat portal]

LMG is so good

[next onyx]

Cause mag fed.

[sharp marten]

Oh god suppression

[left nymph]

Are servers still down

[sharp marten]

Yes

[next onyx]

Yes.

[solid imp]

LMGs already have 10x ADS apread over ARs even though hipfire isn't quite as penalized

[misty briar]

was very good in bf3

[wheat portal]

yes.

[acoustic seal]

suppression was fun i loved dying in fair gunfights because the other person missed first

[left nymph]

Fml

[misty briar]

at

[dim hatch]

i take it servers are up?

[copper jungle]

Why on God's green earth would you WILLINGLY ask for suppression back?

[wheat portal]

suppression is valid idk why they got rid of it

[slim quiver]

Nah it will be changed. I don’t think they will stop

[wheat portal]

Nope.

[grizzled skiff]

Gotta say the SVD is pretty fun

I love it

[copper jungle]

That's like asking for BF3's blinding Sun to be back

[misty briar]

bf1 blinding laughing at u rn

[wheat portal]

suppression was cool felt like I was actually getting shot

[next onyx]

I want a scorpion evo man.

[grizzled garnet]

I can't load into games wtf goin on

[wheat portal]

we don't need another broken gun

[copper jungle]

Suppression rewarded people with terrible aim lol

[misty briar]

exactly, and it was denying laser gunning face to face

[grizzled skiff]

I wish the see the M1 Garand unlockable not just in the Portal for BC2

[next onyx]

I'm gonna bitch about it until it gets added.

[solid imp]

don't say it too loud... I've learned my lesson after getting shouted down way too often on this topic 😄

[misty briar]

why? burst fire easy, how are these ppl worse than others?

[next onyx]

Ac9 literally another vector.

[grizzled skiff]

I would love to see the Kar98k as well in this game

[next onyx]

But nobody uses it.

[grizzled skiff]

same with the Springfield M1903

[sharp marten]

Yeah for some reason people don’t like suppression

[next onyx]

Kar would be cool for 2042 soldiers.

[wheat portal]

if ur getting suppressed u had to take cover which gave it a more realistic feel to me but that's just me

like u gotta clear your head for a sec before ur able to fight again

[misty briar]

supression was awesome.

[next onyx]

I want to black ops 2 on people's asses.

[solid imp]

I feel seen

[misty briar]

anyone hating on supression is bad period

[next onyx]

Heh.

[copper jungle]

Suppression benefits a player with bad aim because it throws off the other player. That's a pretty universally agreed on problem and why it was inevitably removed.

[grizzled skiff]

To take a page from the SE5 list id love t see the 1883 or 7 whatever its called added that would be a cool option

[wheat portal]

everything benefits bad players these days

according to some ppl

[dusk hedge]

Can I play now

[dim hatch]

damn. keep me company until

[next onyx]

Suppression is more frustrating when it messes with your aim.

It should instead tunnel you vision and solely that.

[misty briar]

i mainly played bf3 tho. and countering supression wasnt that hard

[next onyx]

Dampen sound, etc.

Reduce your awareness but not affect your gunplay.

[slim quiver]

Suppression was dumb simply because of how it worked

[elfin acorn]

servers still down?

[left nymph]

Warzone servers are down too

[solid imp]

servers are being suppressed

[next onyx]

Oh dear.

[copper jungle]

Suppression is a cool effect, it's downside is that it messed up your aim.

[slim quiver]

Suppression would make it so you could aim at someone and still miss

[next onyx]

Yeah peach.

[elfin acorn]

damn

[slim quiver]

Which is why it was so dumb

[snow crag]

Can 2042 be played offline ?

[grizzled skiff]

no

[crisp prawn]

Still down??? whyyyy

[next onyx]

No.

[grizzled skiff]

I dont think so

[solid imp]

but if someone is shooting bullets an inch from your face it makes equally little sense that you have inhuman levels of focus and willpower to keep your gun perfectly steady

[slim quiver]

Keep the visual effect and drop the mechanic debuff

[dim hatch]

so people are just talking to each other in the channels?

[acoustic seal]

realism makes terrible gameplay

[slim quiver]

Oh sure, but it’s also an arcade video game and not really a mil sim or tact shooter

[copper jungle]

Agree

[next onyx]

I know that it would also increase your recoil.

Which makes a bit of sense.

[solid imp]

ok I could agree on that compromise

[umbral whale]

anyone able to help? every time i start a match it gets stuck in loading screen. all my drivers are up to date 😦

[solid imp]

visual + recoil effect

[topaz breach]

nah

[solid imp]

but doesn't throw your aim

[sharp marten]

Servers down friend

[next onyx]

But gameplay wise it's just annoying to fight.

Recoil and visual I wouldn't mind so much.

[dim hatch]

did you try out of date drivers?

[slim quiver]

Like if I wanted a suppression effect to actually work I’d want it in a game like six days in fallujah

But not battlefield

Battlefield is at its core an arcade team shooter

[solid imp]

suppression makes LMGs viable as a thing to keep in a game

[topaz breach]

Hell Let Loose has an incredible supression effect

[slim quiver]

Yeah hell let loose makes sense

Because again, it’s a milsim tact shooter

[solid imp]

otherwise they're like bigger ARs with more ammo that are only slightly harder to handle

[topaz breach]

BF3 had a good supression effect for the time it released tho

[next onyx]

Just do a 2142 and give them more accuracy the more you fire them.

[umbral whale]

yeah i was 1 driver behind and it was the same after updating to latest too

[solid imp]

I want that for the crawford turret ngl

[next onyx]

And also give engineer a perk that allows them to keep full accuracy when standing up too.

[solid imp]

it should narrow in on the target over sustained fire

[dim hatch]

probably because the servers are down, then

[next onyx]

Mgs need an accuracy nerf and be pushed in the way for engineer.

[slim quiver]

Lmgs in 2042 don’t make sense to me

[next onyx]

Hey that's an idea.

[slim quiver]

Some of them just feel like higher damage ARs

[solid imp]

ye exactly

[fresh lintel]

Because they basically are.

[dusk hedge]

Down still?

[solid imp]

suppression sorta addresses that 🙂

[next onyx]

28 damage all the way it's just the belt count that keeps it.

[frozen ember]

are servers back?

[copper jungle]

If anything needed that dispersion increase, its the LMGs much more than the ARs

[umbral whale]

ahh that sucks

[next onyx]

Mmhhh I always saw mgs as a ranged options over assault rifles in bf4.

I was thinking of an engineer perk where mgs for them would gain accuracy quicker.

And they have the additional advantages when crouched.

[young lark]

I was there to request why I'm stuck on loading screen, I think I can go fuck myself?

[umbral whale]

LOL

[slim quiver]

To be fair because of the attachment system in BF, gun categories don’t always mean much

[next onyx]

XM8 as a lis is fun.

[slim quiver]

You can turn some assault rifles into SMGs

Due to ammo and barrel changing

[fresh lintel]

RPK is a right proper AR.

[next onyx]

True though smgs have much better handling which keeps them superior.

[copper jungle]

HUH? LMGs are literally laserbeams, they are ARs with a bigger mag

[crisp prawn]

I love this gun even tho I haven't even been able to play 2042 yet

[acoustic seal]

no they don't and even less if you abuse the engineer passive

[solid imp]

if you hipfire an LMG the spread feels only slightly worse than ARs... where you notice it is ADS, it's wayyyy higher than ARs there

[next onyx]

M5a3 despite being able to use short barrel and close combat will handle much slower versus a traditional smg.

I do understand what you mean though.

[manic siren]

Anyone else getting infinite load screens today

[next onyx]

Than again smgs are shafted in this game.

Because their hs multiplier is just yuck.

And their velocities are disgusting.

[slim quiver]

That new RM68

With the close range barrel

It’s insane

[next onyx]

It's overpowered.

Straight up.

It's what motivated me to use the m16a3 to compete.

[slim quiver]

Yup it’s why I use it

[copper jungle]

It's game breaking for me

[next onyx]

And because I'll never touch it again.

Which by the way.

[copper jungle]

Literally die to nothing else

[next onyx]

Why are you people's not using the m16a3

Do it.

Do it now.

[slim quiver]

M16A3 was broken in BF3

[solid imp]

Seeing S ranks using RM always make me shake my head

[copper jungle]

I refuse to pick up the RM

[solid imp]

Getting killed by <50 rank using RM is fine

[copper jungle]

It's too toxic

[next onyx]

Funny enough.

The m16a3 is good yes.

But it's not crazy

[robust fiber]

So I just started playing BF2042 yesterday. Is it possible based on your past experiences with these outages that it will be unplayable for more than 24 hours?

[brazen rampart]

can someone at me when servers are back up?

[slim quiver]

When season 5 drops the G36C will be spammed no doubt

[next onyx]

It's losing heavy barrel and gaining a 40 round mag.

[late lance]

When will bf2042 be fixed? It's out

[copper jungle]

Dude!! The M16A3 is literally the most slept on weapon in the game! The recoil on that thing is non-existant, it has a great RPM AND benefits from that incredible HS multiplier

[next onyx]

It should be up soon eventually.

[solid imp]

I cranked out my m16 t1 and moved on... i'll go back when I can have my attachments 🙂

[next onyx]

I love abusing the rm kids with my bf3 rifle. Proves how much inferior they are to lose to a portal gun.

[edgy oriole]

dont think 2042 has been down for that long yet.

[grizzled skiff]

I hope they have techs working it right now, I would imagine they have a crew on standby for emergency repairs etc...

[edgy oriole]

highest been like 6 hours i think

[fresh lintel]

I used the M16 and M4 last night in FNB and yeah the M16 and M4 kinda slap

[next onyx]

Yeah new season weapon. But it'll be like an smg in that it'll have the range of one but without the range of an assault rifle.

[grizzled skiff]

Have ya used the XM8 LMG & the SVD? I love both of those

[slim quiver]

Yeah unless they give us a long barrel

[next onyx]

Mh it'll have long barrel but long barrel isn't that good as you make it out to be.

[copper jungle]

Never used the heavy barrel, the flash suppressor was too good to skip

[next onyx]

Due to how barrels work.

[copper jungle]

I think it's gone now :((

I loved that thing

[next onyx]

I always used HB and laser.

[heady falcon]

Someone @ me when they fix the MM tonight since I actually had fun in the matches I got to play today

[next onyx]

And it ripped.

[heady falcon]

tyia

[slim quiver]

It will really depend just what it has and how good it is with high power ammo

Since high power ammo is used by like everyone

[next onyx]

Standard will be quite popular but high power being default will lead to you seeing it more.

[fresh lintel]

The XM8 is really good, its great fun. But I like my RPK for some reason

Havent used the SVD but someone said its just a worse EMR ;-;

[next onyx]

With high power it'll have a 20M 4HK Range.

700 rpm.

[stark owl]

Servers are still oatmeal it seems. Still can’t connect

[slim quiver]

Sounds about right

[next onyx]

Standard usually has a 10 metre increment.

At 750 rpm.

So you can easily guess "ok that's close combat technically"

@copper jungle I'm so glad I got 10k with the m16a3 before the rework.

It's such a fun gun.

[grizzled skiff]

Only thing is I wish I could use the ol RPk with out the portal

I would love that 100 rd drum

[copper jungle]

From the gameplay I see, the G36 seems to be another M416 tbh

[next onyx]

Yeah kinda.

[grizzled skiff]

I played the FUCK out of BC2 so the XMG is nostalgic to me

[slim quiver]

I don’t even think I have 1K with any gun

[next onyx]

Hey at least it isn't the God damn RM277 with 710 rpm 4HK 40M.

[grizzled skiff]

Id love to see the M1 Garand for nostalgia

[next onyx]

I wanted to use the m5a3 so badly again.

[grizzled skiff]

that was a bitch to get back in the day

[next onyx]

I know. But this is 2042 and it works differently.

[slim quiver]

I hope the M5 is never good again

[next onyx]

In this it reduces fire rate but increases velocity.

M5 is good tho.

[slim quiver]

I hate that gun with a passion

[next onyx]

But it's ironically really well balanced.

[grizzled skiff]

that was a bitch to get back in the day

[next onyx]

Hear me out.

[fresh lintel]

It was my first T1 and i'd rather use the AK24

[copper jungle]

I've got 7K, I'm slightly worried about its recoil being messed with because its controllability is its biggest upside

[slim quiver]

It was the only gun I saw kill me when the game first launched. It’s all anyone used. M5 with 9mm mag and the close range thing

[misty briar]

m5 is good with the one attachment that gives u firerate of 830(?) its just really good

[next onyx]

People only run short barrel and standard, maybe close combat but that's not what used to be anymore so it's forgotten.

[misty briar]

short barrel

m5

sheesh

[next onyx]

840 I think yeah.

I'm not entirely are.

Sure.

Wtf ac.

[misty briar]

i tried to close mag but it just doesnt do as good as standard / ext

[next onyx]

It has range but you won't want to use it at a range because you'll be beaten by m16.

It's a close quarter weapon with maybe some range behind it.

Close combat Sb was stupid though ill give you that.

[copper jungle]

The meta kinda moved like:

M5 ---> SFAR ---> M5 again --> AM40 for a short lived period --> SFAR --> Rm68

[misty briar]

if m16 was a person i would let this person abuse me to death. m16 is love, specially in 42

[next onyx]

I only use close combat when I have to.

Am40 is kind of prevalent but yeah ever since rm it's kinda :/

[misty briar]

am40 is a smol rm with smol range

[next onyx]

I hate the am40 because it's a superior smg.

But I don't care anymore.

I just run it cause haha smg.

[misty briar]

i would prefer ac9 over am40

[copper jungle]

AM40 is my top used weapon, I used to run SMGs since my role as a medic threw me in so many CQC scenarios. The AM40 dropped and was like this Alpha-SMG

[next onyx]

I feel guilty having 10k rm kills but I kinda don't care too.

Yeah that's the annoying part.

Am40 just does so much more.

[real temple]

Are the servers still down?

[next onyx]

Probably.

[misty briar]

only 3k with bsvm. wat

[copper jungle]

I would never touch the RM, I have like 100 kills with it

[next onyx]

I used it a lot at launch.

[arctic grove]

are bf2042 servers down rn or is my pc just trippin

[next onyx]

Then stopped using it.

[real temple]

I cant seem to connect sooo

[next onyx]

Yeah they're done.

[misty briar]

rm t1 and then dump it is the way to go

[real temple]

Its not just you

[arctic grove]

dam alr

[next onyx]

Respect. I got it to tier 1 when we didn't know it'd be this dumb.

[real temple]

WTF it's been like 4 hours

I just wanna play on my Saturday off

[next onyx]

It was such a cool rifle.

It's literally a bullpup m5a3.

Or xm7.

[arctic grove]

okay thank god i was worried my gpu drivers were trippin so i uopdated my bios and windows and gpu and everything

[misty briar]

i liked the rm cuz of the nice looking mag, but disliked it as soon as i realised its a bot weapon

[mellow rock]

But the accuracy ??

[real temple]

Same, I went through a ton of troubleshooting and then just thought, huh, maybe its not on my end

[copper jungle]

BSVM is that gun I pick up when I want to try extra hard, it's still really good but not something I'd run all the time

It's good for BT

[young lark]

how do you get your top weapons?

[arctic grove]

ye

[next onyx]

#stats :D

[rare crest]

wtf i cant load into the game 😢

[young lark]

ooooh thank you!

[mellow rock]

Servers

[next onyx]

I love loading subsonic close combat with short barrel and going aggro.

[misty briar]

why are stats working again

[next onyx]

I just wish high powered wasn't so fucked.

And it's close combat got a small buff in capacity.

35 rounds would be enough.

Not too much, not too little.

BSSSSSHHHHHHT.

[copper jungle]

High powered is a 3 shot at almost all ranges you'll possibly be in 90% of the time

[unique shoal]

Would you like to hear a joke about TCP/IP?

[copper jungle]

It's too broken

[next onyx]

74m 3hkm

It's a powerful dmr but it's made all the easier because of headshot bodyshot at close range and full auto.

If you want to gala sure!

[misty briar]

ig stats aint working for pc

[unique shoal]

Are you ready to hear a joke about TCP/IP?

[next onyx]

I guess.

[unique shoal]

Here is a joke about TCP/IP

Did you receive a joke about TCP/IP?

[mortal sable]

is anyone else unable to get into a game?

[next onyx]

No

[livid vector]

stuck on stand by

[unique shoal]

Here is a joke about TCP/IP

[left nymph]

Servers yet?

[mortal sable]

same with me

[unique shoal]

Did you receive a joke about TCP/IP?

[next onyx]

You want to know who else has dementia?

You want to know who else has dementia?

[misty briar]

my brain is filled with too much social activities and reallife to understand such nerd jokes

[young lark]

what is real life?

[inland frigate]

Is the problem solved yet ?!

[copper jungle]

I'll have to head out now, it was nice chatting to ya Way :D

I'll definitely be hopping in here a bit more frequently

[next onyx]

Goodnight dude.

Of course. Take it easy.

[misty briar]

gotta show me them stats one day

[next onyx]

Haha.

[unique shoal]

Did you receive a joke about TCP/IP?

[misty briar]

[next onyx]

I didn't and I don't get it I'm sorry.

[unique shoal]

Here is a joke about TCP/IP

Did you receive a joke about TCP/IP?

[misty briar]

reported for spam

[unique shoal]

connection dropped

[snow wave]

2042 not fixed yet? 😦

[grizzled skiff]

No

[wheat heart]

its error 418

[grizzled skiff]

-_-

[sharp marten]

When do we get the Boris bikini skin?

[fresh lintel]

Dozer first

[sharp marten]

I respect it

[unique shoal]

Its a nerd joke, so that's why 🥲

[steep badger]

No Irish he is the homie and needs a bikini skin

[sharp marten]

[next onyx]

Yeah that's fine. Sorry.

[unique shoal]

Sorry for? 🤔

[valid scarab]

Servers online?

[sharp marten]

Don’t let it happen again way

[sharp marten]

No

[crisp prawn]

Fix?

Dang really

[woven blade]

stuck in loading screen

[steep badger]

Fuck

[sharp marten]

Servers are down atm

[fresh lintel]

Warcrimes as a treat?

[unique shoal]

Wanna hear a joke about UDP instead?
Here is one
Another one
Another one
That's it goodbye, glhf

[crisp prawn]

Devs gotta fish up the fix to this catastrophe

[valid scarab]

Need bonus, for that

[next onyx]

Ahhh.

[sharp marten]

What are you playing rn way

[steep badger]

I am going to start the Irish fan club who’s in man literally saved your ass multiple times in BF4

[next onyx]

Nothing. Just laying on bed.

[sharp marten]

Go to bed dude

[next onyx]

But generally been playing minecraft, new vegas and that until s5.

[fresh lintel]

I didnt play Battlefield 4 so Irish is just Named BF3 Medic to me

[next onyx]

I want to talk.

[sharp marten]

You need the sleep for that beautiful face

[valid scarab]

Battle pass for next season, good gift

[sharp marten]

Pffft

[sharp marten]

How was your day btw

[dapper river]

too bad that campaign sucked! >:U

[next onyx]

It was ok.

[unique shoal]

The joke is how these protocols work,
If someone says they didn't get it in TCP/IP, the protocol keeps sending the last packet again and again ( Here is a joke about TCP/IP),
Whereas in UDP, it doesn't care if you get the packet or not 🤣

[sharp marten]

You take that back RIGHT NOW

[next onyx]

I'm in pain because gym.

[steep badger]

BF4 campaign was bad except for Irish he made it fun

[misty briar]

@midnight blade mine was a tibet terrier, short hair

[next onyx]

Oooooo

[misty briar]

i miss him

[steep badger]

Also his voice actor is dead

[wary hull]

i quite liked it.

[misty briar]

i had to take 1 week off to handle the loss of my doggo

[sharp marten]

You have a crush on Irish ?

[midnight blade]

are you actually levy

[next onyx]

Who named himself sfar enjoyr wort.

HUH.

[midnight blade]

O7

[sharp marten]

Sorry about your loss man

[steep badger]

Yes

[next onyx]

I AM THE SFAR ENJOYER.

[steep badger]

And yes

[midnight blade]

stop clickbaiting magnus

[next onyx]

I'm so sorry about your loss by the way kami.

[sharp marten]

Me too

[frozen hinge]

Is it just me, or are servers empty?

[crisp prawn]

Steyr scout

[misty briar]

i think i wrote that in the wrong channel tho

werent we talking in general about dogs

[steep badger]

No it’s how I make 90% of my cash

[valid scarab]

How to view teammates profiles ir Hazard Zone? Only in starting screen?

[unique shoal]

https://twitter.com/BattlefieldComm/status/1665117435643428864?t=nAQ2RrRebFsDDKqRIwBE_A&s=19

Battlefield Comms (@BattlefieldComm)

We continue to work on the ongoing service issue for #Battlefield2042 and #BattlefieldV across all platforms.

Thank you for your patience during this time. We'll get you back onto the Battlefield as soon as possible.

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:05 PM

[misty briar]

why am i here

[fair pilot]

are you somehow playing right now

[misty briar]

😂

[steep badger]

I only play Irish

[midnight blade]

chessly not working well i see

[frozen hinge]

No I’m stuck in the loading screens

[misty briar]

ty

[alpine vector]

Anyone else not able to load a level?

[fair pilot]

yeah the servers are down

[frozen hinge]

Damn

[steep badger]

Sadly not

[robust fiber]

Been 5 hours now

how do we feel

[white geyser]

At least right now I’m not playing BF 2042 and I’ll just play other games I have

[frozen hinge]

Is BF1 down?

[wary hull]

LET'S GO FOR 6 !!!!!!

[errant scarab]

Angel does it again

[steep badger]

BFV is down

[misty briar]

"Thank you for your patience during this time" ppl who manage the twitter acc dont check the discord obv

[unique shoal]

No

[frozen hinge]

Cool

[sharp marten]

Yup here’s mercury

[frozen hinge]

I’ll just play that

[warped cobalt]

Double it, give it to the next server

[sharp marten]

Can’t wait to develop brain rot watching you type

[sharp marten]

This

[unique shoal]

I do wonder what is the issue that's taking so long to fix 🤔

DDOS?

[sharp marten]

Must be bad

[dapper river]

A moment of silence for the devs that have to work over the weeked due to today's collosal fuckup

[wary hull]

maybe the intern messed up.

[unique shoal]

As this happens in bfv every fucking day

[frozen hinge]

The servers simply said NO

[topaz breach]

“We continue to work on the ongoing service issue for #battlefield-legacy-titles2042 and #battlefield-legacy-titlesV across all platforms.”

Thank you for your patience during this time. We'll get you back onto the Battlefield as soon as possible.

[sharp marten]

Server keeps it up I’m going to have to intervene

[topaz breach]

Via Battlefield Comms

[unique shoal]

rm -rf / on prod

[white geyser]

Can this Bozos do anything right? the server is down and they’re fixing it

[arctic grove]

ight i give up on bf2042 today i go play dolphin oplympics 2

[sharp marten]

Hey controller users want to know a new effective way of charging your controller?

[wary hull]

i'm sorry, but what does that mean?

[sharp marten]

Put it in the microwave for 10 minutes

[topaz breach]

Resident Evil 4 treating me nice

[unique shoal]

Remove every file recursivly in each folder, including the folder itself ☠️,
Prod means production environment

[crisp prawn]

Just keep your controller plugged in

[topaz breach]

2042 for another day

At least I got that T1 am40

[sharp marten]

I use the microwave to charge it

[topaz breach]

[sharp marten]

Ez pz

[fresh lintel]

Use a wired controller

[crisp prawn]

Ohhhhh makes more sense

[sharp marten]

[floral falcon]

[robust fiber]

I don't wanna

[unique shoal]

I really no one actually does this ☠️

[wary hull]

ah i see, i am not familiar with tech talk.

[mellow rock]

Servers too hot

[sharp marten]

Bro I’m ngl im hoping they don’t either but that’s natural selection at this point

[karmic egret]

i think another reason why sundances anti tank nade was removed becuase of the new stick grenade

[mellow rock]

I do

[crisp prawn]

They switched to cod

[white geyser]

I’ll just play god of war (2018 or ragnorak), For Honor and I think I should go back Tom Clancy’s division 2 since I haven’t went back playing it, so right now they better hurry up and fix the server

[unique shoal]

Its gonna fucking explode after a while lmao

[stoic ferry]

russians ddos :/

[fresh lintel]

What, you DONT microwave your controllers?

Smh

[wary hull]

they needed to add water to cool it down.😔

[sharp marten]

I use the oven it’s more effective

[mellow rock]

Well cap or fact I guess

[unique shoal]

Would be Chinese if it is actually happening 🤔

[mellow rock]

I stirfry my controller its even more effective

[stoic ferry]

true. orks dont have skills for ddos 😄

[unique shoal]

fact lol, why do you think microwave can charge a battery?

[fresh lintel]

I might have to try that with my next wireless controller

[sharp marten]

Welcome to fact or cap today I’m going to put my Xbox series X into the washer to clean it nice and good check back with me in a hour

[mellow rock]

Powerrrrrrrr (sith lord)

[unique shoal]

Ohh ok sarcasm

[dapper river]

fr, microwaving your controllers (just for a little bit!) gives them a little jolt while also decontaminating them. you DO want to practice good hygiene, right?

[mellow rock]

Is the controller stuck in the washer? 😏

[steep badger]

Yo if someone DM’s me the number 2 I will change my name on discord to Irish is daddy

[unique shoal]

That's fine, but pls don't do it

[sharp marten]

stop it you

[unique shoal]

No 🗿

[fresh lintel]

Of course! Hygiene is important for any gamer!

[unique shoal]

Steptroller

[stoic ferry]

since when

[karmic egret]

WHY DOES PETROL SMELL SO GOOD

[hybrid totem]

Why are we comporting anti-intellectualism? Isn't the world dumb enough already

[sharp marten]

Gonna buy a 4000$ PC and bring it in the shower with me so I can game everywhere

[unique shoal]

Cuz benzene

[mellow rock]

Yeah… I will be spraying 😏

[wary hull]

NO.

[sharp marten]

I SAID BAD NO

[stoic ferry]

same reason why coke makes you feel good

[steep badger]

[unique shoal]

It naturally has a sweet smell

[karmic egret]

crack

[steep badger]

I want crack give me

[hybrid totem]

Soon as the mods leave this channel goes to shit again...

[unique shoal]

Which game 🤔

[mellow rock]

Keep on sprayinnnnn

[sharp marten]

Yeah and that’s a good thing

[steep badger]

Yellow

[sharp marten]

[unique shoal]

I mean we are just doing what's the name of the channel

[stoic ferry]

servers still down

fubar

[heady cedar]

Hi, got a question, is BF2042 down? I can't even play solo matches against bots

[sharp marten]

Yes

[heady cedar]

oh I see, thanks

[sharp marten]

Servers are down

[mellow rock]

Yk the hands remind me of certain thing

[unique shoal]

Yes down

[sharp marten]

BRO

[mellow rock]

I love myself sometimes

[stoic ferry]

every night?

[mellow rock]

Actually yes

Around

[stoic ferry]

❤️

[wary hull]

and yet for some reason you can still access the store and claim cosmetics.

[mellow rock]

23:30

[steep badger]

[unique shoal]

Don't its damaging to the mind

[mellow rock]

Dm’d you

Better do it

[sharp marten]

Gotta make them boin sales some how

[wary hull]

free money for them

[steep badger]

Done

[mellow rock]

buying land in scotland brrrrrrt

[mellow rock]

@sharp marten Magic

[sharp marten]

Speaking of money can I have boins

[next pier]

hello every one i hope you're doing great, i have a question, are bf 2042 servers down ?

[mellow rock]

Yes

[sharp marten]

Yessir

[next pier]

ok thanks for the help

[sharp marten]

🤝

[mellow rock]

Help in the washer??

[sharp marten]

[mellow rock]

🦯

[steep badger]

Also is there anyway to unlock the older specialists

[buoyant condor]

are the servers still down_

[mellow rock]

Yes

[buoyant condor]

?

[mellow rock]

Wait a few years @steep badger basically

[sharp marten]

Yes

[steep badger]

Well fuck me

[mellow rock]

after a while it becomes public

Like BFV shit

[left nymph]

Hey guys

Servers?

[sharp marten]

Yes servers are down

[left nymph]

Damn

[mellow rock]

The battlepass items were limited then when they gave up on it they allowed you to get the “limited” items @steep badger

E.g Panzerbusche

[robust fiber]

Love games?

[steep badger]

Well I don’t really care because I only use dozer Irish and Casper anyways but I was wondering

[wary hull]

sorry but i am currently broke. the slaves in the cellar require more food then expected. i need more money to feed them for my blood diamond mining operation.

[hybrid totem]

the specialists are tied to battlepass?

[crisp prawn]

I dont really like the look of the skins in this game

[karmic egret]

i think the new rpg should only be on the russian side

and the m5 on the us

[mellow rock]

Some people are really silly goose when the shit ingames says “2042 Elite Upgrade” there is always a quest to get it for free

[steep badger]

But I find it dumb if you get a skin for like Crawford in the battlepass you can’t use it

[mellow rock]

I have crawford…

He is literally free

[steep badger]

I don’t see the quests in game

[hybrid totem]

I'm pretty sure you don't need battlepass to get specialists

[steep badger]

I can’t see where you get them

[mellow rock]

If you go to him in specialists

You need

20 revives

[sharp marten]

Understandable 🤝

[steep badger]

Oh I see it now

[mellow rock]

And 1000 damage with his vulcan

Or some shit

[arctic grove]

you should've just bought the game before season 1 if you wanted to unlock all specialists

[mellow rock]

Everything that is an elite upgrade can be unlockex for free

The elite upgrade just gets you it without having to waste time doing quests

[steep badger]

Good to know I only just started playing 2042 because it’s finally playable

I was on BFV and BF1 for the longest time

[mellow rock]

Same

BFV was lit

Shame they rushed it

[dim hatch]

not right now it isnt

[mellow rock]

The stuka with 1000kg slaps

[steep badger]

I hate the cancelled the Russian content

[arctic grove]

yeah welcome to 2023

just play hell let loose tbh

kinda better than bfv

[mellow rock]

Well EA is a really cunt and pushes Dice to launch

[mellow rock]

Different games

[steep badger]

Yeah they have fucked up many projects

[cursive sluice]

Anyone able to get into a game yet?

[wary hull]

nope

[mellow rock]

BFV had potential

I sweated that game

And got all them upgrades

[steep badger]

It did if it got an extra year

I did like everything you could in that game

[robust fiber]

You guys

[mellow rock]

They should really add more vehicles into 2042

BFV had plenty to go around

[steep badger]

FrFr

[cursive sluice]

BFV movement with BF3 and 4 content 👌

[dusk hedge]

BfV was better

[mellow rock]

I got every upgrade on every vehicle

[steep badger]

I like the skill trees on guns in BFV

[arctic grove]

bfv actually feels like something

[mellow rock]

Exactly

[dusk hedge]

Best bf is bf 1

[arctic grove]

2042 feels like watered down call of duty tbh

[mellow rock]

MG42 used to be so broken

[last gull]

when will servers be back up

[mellow rock]

CoD vanguard is cringe

[dim hatch]

5 or 10 minutes

[robust fiber]

Favorite game mode: GO!

[safe bramble]

it really does lmao

[steep badger]

And the MW2 (2022) also garbage

[arctic grove]

?????

[last gull]

32 v 32

[arctic grove]

where did you get cod vanguard out of that

[steep badger]

Like somehow BF2042 Is better then the last 2 cods

[safe bramble]

for such an established franchise to fuck up so bad that people prefer titles from over a decade ago is astounding

[cursive sluice]

I wish 2042 had instant action like Battlefront has. The AI is already there with support for most modes. Plus adding in game portal modifiers without the need of a 3rd party would be amazing

[mystic pewter]

tell ya what they know how to make a trailer tho. the season 5 trailer makes me want to give up my own life for the cause.

[last gull]

last 2 cods were so booty

[dense lantern]

anyone else unable to load into rush lobbies?

[last gull]

servers are down

[robust fiber]

lol

[cursive sluice]

Cold War had good maps

[mellow rock]

Bf1 lacked trench warfare alot @steep badger

[safe bramble]

good riddance lmao

[steep badger]

I would actually the last 4 sucked dong it’s probably because I don’t like BRs

[dense lantern]

fuck

[robust fiber]

agreed

[safe bramble]

take it as an opportunity to go play a better game, like bf4

[last gull]

i mean lets be honest cold war was pretty booty to

[wary hull]

yes but not only the rush lobbies, the breakthrough, and the conquest too

[steep badger]

Yeah but was still fun

[last gull]

mw 2019 was the best cod drop in awhile but its just filled with hackers now

[dense lantern]

whole servers are down it seems

[mellow rock]

I wanted all that wet mud slipping and sliding injuries etc

[snow estuary]

ugghhh theyre still down??

lame

[steep badger]

That was ass I would get killed by corner campers with double barrels and M5/

[wary hull]

but you can still buy things in the store yay!!!

[snow estuary]

mw19 got substantially better with dlc maps

but the base maps were ass

[cursive sluice]

Kinda glad, honestly. The Battlefield formula doesn't work too well with trench warfare. What they did have though was really good.

[last gull]

true

[snow estuary]

too bad they fucking ruined the game with the AS val release

and never nerfed it

[steep badger]

Trench warfare if it was like it’s own mode in that would have been fantastic and fun pushing through no man’s land

[last gull]

they did nerf it

[cursive sluice]

Hopefully future 2042 maps take from BF1. More natural cover rather than shipping containers

[mellow rock]

I really want lockable and interactable doors again like in BF1 it really changed up the battle

[last gull]

awhile back when the game still had a consistant player base

[snow estuary]

my guy its a 3sk for like what, 20m?

at 900 rpm is broken asf

[dim hatch]

playing hide and seek was more fun with lockable doors

[steep badger]

I want maps like BF4 in 2042 like they did the modern maps better

[mellow rock]

If only they decided to unsmooth their brain and look at what every other game did good at and combine it into 1 masterpiece

[mellow rock]

I loved lockable doors

Get a lewis gun battery behind the door waiting

[steep badger]

Who didn’t love lockable doors

[safe bramble]

same guys who made the tor tank, just saying

[dim hatch]

they need to calm down on the SPH.

it shouldn't demo buildings

[cunning hornet]

servers down for anyone else?

[wary hull]

yeah

[normal crest]

ye

[steep badger]

Have been for 5 hours

[safe bramble]

devs main assault, wont happen

[steep badger]

I just want to mow down some fuckers as Irish but I can’t

[soft mortar]

any word when there gonna be back up

[cunning hornet]

ok was just asking cause i just got the game

[arctic grove]

its still not up? 😭

[cunning hornet]

if anyone is on ps5 add me JAYBXNDS_ new to the game and need ppl to play with wen servers back up

[steep badger]

I almost have tier 1 Irish

[cursive sluice]

Nit yet. Been down for 6 hours now

[arctic grove]

damn

[wary hull]

oh sorry to hear that, maybe soon the servers will be fixed.

[arctic grove]

W

[mellow rock]

I want shutters again like in Battlefield 4 city map underground shop @cursive sluice

[fallow stirrup]

I’m so close of tier 1 Irish… need that before the update

[soft mortar]

smoke sesh in squad 3

[steep badger]

Is there like more then tier 1 for mastery

[robust fiber]

What if it's not fixed

What if this is just how it's gonna be from now on

[mellow rock]

@steep badger

[cursive sluice]

Bro imagine if Battlefield had a hero system

[steep badger]

Hell yeah

[cunning hornet]

thats crazy been wanting to play this game for a while and wen i buy it servers are down 😑

[wary hull]

that would be crazy

[mellow rock]

Battlefield heroes 2013

[fallow stirrup]

@steep badger nope just tier one and keep moving

[hoary frigate]

I cant play the game. any server i load the loading bar just spins forever. How do i fix this?

[robust fiber]

Magic

Black magic, specifically

[steep badger]

I just want BF4 again like a full remaster

[robust fiber]

none of that brown magic

[wary hull]

by waiting until the devs fix it

[mellow rock]

The shutters couldve been used more but damn

[hoary frigate]

game is down for everyone?

[wary hull]

yes

[arctic grove]

yes

[robust fiber]

haha

[hoary frigate]

why

[robust fiber]

politics

[mellow rock]

Also I loved Battlefield hardline deployable ziplines @steep badger

[steep badger]

Like imagine if they did that like Cod 4 remastered for BF4 and like BC2

[steep badger]

They were pog

[mellow rock]

Poggerz

[mellow rock]

BF4 would have me disown 2042 instantly

[candid mist]

What's happening game

[hoary frigate]

does portal work atleast?

[mellow rock]

Game go boom

[steep badger]

FrFr

[dim hatch]

a solid conquest team:

2x Irish: Ammo + Smoke

Falck: Medical + smoke
Any assault: sph + smoke

[mellow rock]

Ibr 2042 is just a modernisation of BF4 but didn’t work out as best as it could

[steep badger]

I run that Irish giving our ammo and smoke like candy

[dim hatch]

remaster 2142, with 2042

[mellow rock]

Shanghai was always cold

[limpid citrus]

They should just re release bf4 remastered

[marsh meadow]

are servers back at all?

[bitter mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bfh-battlefield-heroes-gif-27088362

[mellow rock]

I wanna see them remaster 1942

[mellow rock]

Embed fail

[steep badger]

Or remaster BC or BC2

[dim hatch]

sort of did with some of the BFV and BF2 mods

[candid mist]

What's happening on server's

[steep badger]

Dead for 5 hours

[dim hatch]

BC2 was the shit. first game to make me say "wow" for the bldg. physics

[mellow rock]

BFV was too rushed I blame ea for pushing it too much

[bitter mulch]

Dont know why it wont work

[arctic grove]

battlefield back yet?

[mellow rock]

No

[dim hatch]

BF: Vietnam

[steep badger]

First battlefield game I played

[mellow rock]

Everyone thought this game (2042) was going to be vietnam

[arctic grove]

but it is

😱

[dim hatch]

lies

[steep badger]

I really want a good Vietnam based FPS

[mellow rock]

Yes vietnam in 2042

Def

The war happened in 2042

[lost fossil]

No, still doown. Just tried

[dim hatch]

closest we got was a korean map witrh no koreans.

[bitter mulch]

Mine is bf1942

[arctic grove]

I was gonna push tier 100 toniht :(

[mellow rock]

But seriously I think we need more suggestion weapons (e.g) geneva suggestions

[fair pilot]

is the game up again

[loud spire]

is the game dead? I have infinite loading screen when I want to join a game

[steep badger]

Me too

[mellow rock]

Napalm when??

[steep badger]

Has been for 5 hours

[wary hull]

yes but actually no

[loud spire]

so its down for 5 hours today like technical issues?
but normally the game is still played by a lot?

[dim hatch]

i think "EA" folded and DICE is a kitchen appliance company, now, I thgink?

[wary hull]

yes

[candid mist]

Not server's up

[loud spire]

[wary hull]

i think they really messed something up.

[fair pilot]

type battlefield 2042 player count on google and you'll see just the steam one but then there are alot more people on EA and consoles

[wary hull]

and it's not getting fixed easily

[coarse elbow]

Not a great Saturday

[fair pilot]

@loud spire

[loud spire]

when did season 4 release?
is it related to the season?

[mellow rock]

Potato servers

They need water

[dim hatch]

we are in season 5, now

[mellow rock]

POV: Dice social experiment

[fair pilot]

no isnt that on june 7

[mellow rock]

Shh

[wary hull]

i think the reason it stopped working is because of the water

[mellow rock]

We dont tell them that

[dim hatch]

you are pedantically correct

[mellow rock]

Then just drink the water

Suck it

Wait that sounds a bit…

[wary hull]

but it's a bit tingling

[mellow rock]

No balls

[wary hull]

go on

[fallow stirrup]

Would love to play battlefield rn lol

[steep badger]

Is season 5 gonna be the last season or is it season 6

[mellow rock]

That’d be homo

[dim hatch]

last?

[mellow rock]

Imagine its the last season and I bought near its end

[hoary frigate]

how are some people still playing in portal?

[dim hatch]

if their current game is likew this... i'd hate to experience the next game

[wary hull]

but..... what if you say '' No homo'' ???

[steep badger]

I hear the game is near the last season

[mellow rock]

They dont touch grazz

[mellow rock]

I ent wearing socks atm soo

[dim hatch]

me neither.

socks are for chumps.

[mellow rock]

And all I know you could be 3 years @wary hull

[wary hull]

me too😳 😳

[hoary frigate]

i remember bfv once had a glitch like this where you could unglitch it by going to the loadout menu shortcut

[mellow rock]

I have my size 17 grippers out

[dim hatch]

should I play Rust

[mellow rock]

Yes

[arctic grove]

if you want your mental health to go unstable then yes.

[wary hull]

true 3 years is way too old 😔

[dim hatch]

if I commit to installing, setting up, and playing,I think murphy's law will kick in for the BF servers.

[mellow rock]

Ayo??

P-p-p e d

[left nymph]

Servers?

[arctic grove]

are down

[left nymph]

Wouldn't expect anything more

[mellow rock]

[arctic grove]

[wary hull]

sorry Yoda no connection to the force at the moment.

[hoary frigate]

how do i get into the portal servers. it says some people are playing

[dim hatch]

all io want to do is be mackay

[mellow rock]

The force would be someone with their hand around your neck

[dim hatch]

but no, I have to trick Murphy into thinking I'm playing a game

[wary hull]

like my dad?

[mellow rock]

W rizz

Wait holl upp

[mellow rock]

Uhh

Why your dad doing that

[cursive sluice]

Oh good I'm out of timeout lol

[dim hatch]

turtns his mom on

[wary hull]

nah just kidding he left before i was born

[strong snow]

Servers still down?

[cursive sluice]

Yee

[mellow rock]

You is female

[strong snow]

💀

[mellow rock]

If so I agree

We leave

[viral ember]

can we play vs bots?

[steep badger]

Don’t think so

[dim hatch]

insert <race-topic dad joke>

[viral ember]

ait thanks

[mellow rock]

No balls

🦯

[wary hull]

DO IT!!

[mellow rock]

Why are you trap?

[wary hull]

me no trap, me male dissapointment

[mellow rock]

Ahh very good

You is no wife

[wary hull]

no

[mellow rock]

You ha boyfrien