battlefield-2042

[little wasp]

no balls.

[arctic grove]

D:

[little wasp]

shit yourself right now.

[arctic grove]

who the f buys the pass?

[snow estuary]

I bouvht

[arctic grove]

plebs

[snow estuary]

PREMIUM BP

[arctic grove]

dumbass

[snow estuary]

$17 dolans

i buy the pass

And I’ll buy it again

And avain

And again

[arctic grove]

lack of neurons

[snow estuary]

And again

[arctic grove]

lmao

[undone igloo]

stuck in loading screen. anyone else have that problom

[little wasp]

welcome back to the "poor financial decisions" channel, im your host mike hu-

[snow estuary]

Fox u want the pass rn?

[last willow]

BF4 still needs origin to run right?

[arctic grove]

I don't even play 2042 anymore

[snow estuary]

Skill isue

[arctic grove]

I only bf1

[chilly lichen]

no balls no problem. i only need an anus to shit

[snow estuary]

I was gonna give u the pass too

Oh well

[little wasp]

my name is ligma balls, let's lick your own ba-

[arctic grove]

I prefer to have the status of "the f2p"

[snow estuary]

eh I was like that too but that RM68 skin was pretty sex

Had to buy it

[last willow]

Oh fuck, can't use Origin anymore. So I can't use Battlelog huh? Gotta launch the game UGHHHHH

[snow estuary]

I like when guns have a sleek futuristic look to them

[last willow]

DAMN IT DICE

[chilly lichen]

naw man

have you guys ever played wipe sumo

[snow estuary]

Who tf reactin to my messages

Show yourself

[little wasp]

you wipe a sumo wrestler?

[snow estuary]

Coward

[chilly lichen]

no wipe sumo

[little wasp]

wipe the sumo wrestler

[chilly lichen]

no

its

wipe

sumo

[little epoch]

bafftlfes

[little wasp]

wipe the sumo wrestler.

[uneven ibex]

Tweeted

Battlefield Comms (@BattlefieldComm)

We are aware of ongoing service issues with #Battlefield2042 and #BattlefieldV across all platforms.

The team is actively investigating this issue and will resolve it as soon as possible.

If necessary, we will relay any further updates.

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[spark rapids]

bf2042 servers down and now EA isnt letting me play bf3??

[little wasp]

yay

[chilly lichen]

they specifically targeted you so you cant play

[little wasp]

go shit yourself bahahahhahawehaejheajkahejkehe

[spark rapids]

what is this liscense thing??

[little epoch]

is this why portals servers aren't working

[chilly lichen]

go play wipe sumo

[little wasp]

shut the fuck up chinnese food

[chilly lichen]

WIPE SUMO

[little wasp]

[chilly lichen]

no wipe sumo

[little wasp]

[spark rapids]

so battlelog is the problem?

[little wasp]

hardline

my line is hadr

hard

[snow estuary]

Hardline sucked ass

Cant change my mind

Except that one song

[chilly lichen]

yea wipe sumo is better

[snow estuary]

DAS THE SOUND OF DA POLEECe

[little wasp]

it was cops and robbers anyways

[last willow]

No, I just mean I love Battlelog but without Origin it's obsolete

[little wasp]

shaddap you wiper sumo wrestler

[last willow]

Gotta launch the game and deal with spoofed server player counts

[chilly lichen]

bruh just go play wipe sumo

[inland frigate]

imagine u just bought it , and the service is down , Immediate refund lol

[last willow]

But that's ok cause I only play -bZ- BF4 servers which are always full

[spark rapids]

yes i know, i cant use it either because i dont have origin, but i cant launch the game either from EA

[little wasp]

apsišik tu apsmirditas balandis

[last willow]

Damn, haven't hopped on BF4 for a while I keep tryuing to traverse run and shit lol

I'm online right now

[sick eagle]

Fuck you

[chilly lichen]

if ya send andrew wilson some money he might just restart the servers for ya

[little wasp]

bet!

[chilly lichen]

or buy the limited edition start servers now dlc only $69.99

[last willow]

Nah I love BF4

I'm fine right now lol

-bZ- ALL MAPS come play

[inland frigate]

bf1 Rules ^^

maybe some MOHAA !! XP

[little wasp]

"man i wonder why they added some game to this bug"

[chilly lichen]

bf2042 is the only bf game i've played

[elfin acorn]

servers up yet

[chilly lichen]

no but wipe sumo is

[little wasp]

"OoOOo wipe a sumo's body" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AIRHEAD

[chilly lichen]

bro just try wipe sumo

better than bf

[little wasp]

fuckin coca sukhoi su-37

[little wasp]

no

[chilly lichen]

bruh its good

[crisp prawn]

Wait what epic games gave me a coupon?? I'm about to pay for 2042 and instead of 15 dollars im paying 11.24 LOL

[little wasp]

go cut your anus off

[crisp prawn]

Such a good deal

[chilly lichen]

go play wipe sumo

knock yourself out

[little wasp]

oh hell yea

[spark rapids]

whats the point if you cant even get into a match

[crisp prawn]

Wait what

Wdym

[chilly lichen]

the game shut down

[spark rapids]

servers are fucked

[crisp prawn]

What??!?!?

[chilly lichen]

they won't be fixed til next month

[crisp prawn]

Bruh right when I wanted to buy it 😭

Are you serious

[inland frigate]

i might consider a refund lol

[chilly lichen]

just wait a month then buy it

buy wipe sumo instead

[crisp prawn]

no because it wont be 15 dollars anymore

[spark rapids]

i mean theyll probably be back up later today or tomorrow

[copper jungle]

The server's are just down momentarily, get the game if it's on a good discount and you want to try it out :D

[crisp prawn]

Alright

[spark rapids]

still sucks tho

[crisp prawn]

Yeah I really wanted to get the game

[misty briar]

u gotta download it anyway so server downtime is a good timing

[chilly lichen]

@little wasp wanna download wipe sumo?

[snow estuary]

Are the servers actually down rn

[undone igloo]

yes

[snow estuary]

Guess I’m playing overwatch 1.5

[undone igloo]

been down sense this morning

[crisp prawn]

I just bought the game

[misty briar]

nice

[snow estuary]

U didnt buy the 80 edition right

[crisp prawn]

11.42 for the game was such a steal

[crisp prawn]

right

[snow estuary]

Alright good

I want a s6 but I aint supporting that rip off

[misty briar]

wym

[spark rapids]

it doesnt even give you the next battlepasses

[crisp prawn]

I paid 11.42 for the game

[misty briar]

i mean 80 are overprized even if this was a perfect game

[true goblet]

hop into conquest first NOT conquest exodus trust

[crisp prawn]

I gotta download the game first

[misty briar]

just dont play conquest at all

[true goblet]

bro plays rush

[misty briar]

play breaktrought or even better rush

[true goblet]

go back to cod

[misty briar]

huh???

[spark rapids]

80 wouldnt be so bad if it gave you the year 2 battlepasses but nah

[undone igloo]

its back up

[true goblet]

conquest is battlefield

end of story

[misty briar]

conquest is the biggest casual mode. rush aint even cod like. its just more competitive since smaller numbers of players make more of a difference

[chilly lichen]

80 euros is insane for a game

[snow estuary]

Are we EVEN getting another battlepass?

[misty briar]

if u wanna hate rush ur just weird

it nothing near cod

[snow estuary]

Rush kills my pc

[fossil trench]

Wdym

[snow estuary]

Or rush XL does

[true goblet]

in like 3 days yeah

[misty briar]

ye

[next onyx]

Rush xl or regular rush.

[true goblet]

if u mean after that then idk

[last willow]

Wow we are sweating hard on BF4 here

[next onyx]

Regular rush you're fine.

[fossil trench]

Hey Way

[next onyx]

Rush xl gives you a stroke.

[last willow]

Pearl Market get in ladies

[snow estuary]

Oh wait I was talking about “s6”

[next onyx]

Hey.

[misty briar]

regular rush. but 128 rush can be funny

[true goblet]

we dont know

[snow estuary]

This game is cpu heavy right?

[next onyx]

Yes.

[chilly lichen]

does one game of world tour take you on multiple maps?

[next onyx]

More than usual.

[snow estuary]

Idk how well the ryzen 5 3600 handles bf2042

[true goblet]

why servers gotta go down on my day off dude

[snow estuary]

But my frames shit themselves in rush xl

Which sucks because rush xl is fun as fuck

[spark rapids]

very well actually

i have one

[snow estuary]

SO MANY PEOPLE SHOOTING AT ME FROM MOUNTAINS

[misty briar]

ye rush xl is fun

[elfin acorn]

back up

?

[misty briar]

but normal rush is the superior mode

[true goblet]

no

[misty briar]

can u stop

[elfin acorn]

no

[misty briar]

why

[elfin acorn]

im inpatient

[misty briar]

u could literally just check it out ingame

[true goblet]

normal rush is literally just cod

[misty briar]

and ur prob just bad at the game

[true goblet]

small scale gameplay

[next onyx]

Rush is just rush.

Rush has been like this since it's conception.

[misty briar]

small scale = more comp

[tough wolf]

small scale brain on this guy

[true goblet]

who wants comp in a battlefield game tho

[spark rapids]

JUST GOT INTO A MATCH

[next onyx]

12v12/16v16. That is Rush.

[spark rapids]

less gooooo

[next onyx]

People who want to play comp.

[misty briar]

if i wanna play casual i play other modes than rush

[true goblet]

cod is comp

[misty briar]

rush is more demanding

[next onyx]

Cod is casual.

[misty briar]

if u wanna have a good time and just run around like a pleb ye go enjoy conquest

[true goblet]

compared to conquest?

[misty briar]

its no big deal

[true goblet]

nah

[misty briar]

if u wanna play more serious u play rush

[next onyx]

Cod is it's own thing entirely.

[true goblet]

why does playing casual conquest make me a pleb

literally the staple gamemode

[misty briar]

ur a pleb for sayn shit like bf rush is cod lmao

[snow estuary]

Bf tdm is like cod

[next onyx]

Most focused around small scaled modes like domination, tdm, etc.

Battlefield has indeed been larger scaled but it always integrated teamplay elements in something like rush and BT.

[snow estuary]

Mad I’d kill for a 24/7 noshallabang bang canals rn

[spark rapids]

is it already working for anyone else?

[heady mantle]

its literally cod but more players

[next onyx]

Oh same Jooni.

[true goblet]

real

[heady mantle]

stop thinking bf is some tacticool fps

[next onyx]

Imagine 128p noshahr tdm with chaos.

[true goblet]

conquest is a sandbox

rush is cod

[misty briar]

it aint. its a casual game. but u can still prefer modes over each other for less casual gameplay

its not a big deal

[misty briar]

w/e

[chilly lichen]

are the servers not back yet

[next onyx]

Unironically though. I love tacticool skins.

And partially tacti gameplay.

But I'd rather the core be nice and accessible for when I want to just... stop thinking.

[true goblet]

imma try to play in a bit

[chilly lichen]

ye servers still down

[next onyx]

I hit like an 80 bomb on 16v16 rush a while ago.

On hourglass of all maps.

Unsurprisingly SCAR but you know. It's something.

[true goblet]

go play r6 if you like comp rush tbh

[misty briar]

r6 is cancer

[next onyx]

That makes no sense as they play entirely differently.

[true goblet]

theres so many better options for comp players that arent battlefield

[misty briar]

u aint making sense

at all

[next onyx]

If you want comp rush look at squad rush.

[true goblet]

im saying this game is one of the least competitive imma be real

[misty briar]

so because there are more comp focused games u cant have a comp scene in a game less comp focuseD???

[next onyx]

Which is 4v4/8v8 gameplay.

[chilly lichen]

why do i always get the same 3 or 4 maps in conquest

[misty briar]

well ye ofc its a public pleb meeting

thats why i play rush. less plebs

[next onyx]

Because dice don't want to make a proper persistent playlist.

[true goblet]

im saying ur sweating ur balls off in a casual game

[heady mantle]

back in the day esl put in over $300k for multiple seasons for BF4 5v5

[chilly lichen]

lol they just rolled a dice on the playlist

[heady mantle]

ask drunkzz 😉

[misty briar]

cws aint happening in big map conquest btw

[next onyx]

O jeez bf5 comp.

[chilly lichen]

conquest is my favorite mode

[next onyx]

Only played one season. It was fun.

It was fun because I wanted to use it to improve.

[heady mantle]

bf5 never had a competitive scene

[chilly lichen]

only custom servers work rn not the regular ones

[next onyx]

But I couldn't stand that drama.

[chilly lichen]

so if ya wanna play join a custom

[next onyx]

Oh nah it almost did.

[true goblet]

guess its the Afghanistan Warfare server for me

[next onyx]

But we all know how that went.

[chilly lichen]

lmao same

[misty briar]

exactly, some ppl wanna improve

i aint seeking challenges against nabs, i just set myself some limits and go for it

[next onyx]

I found some of the bans super annoying like no BAR.

But I understand why.

I'm just glad that my fg42 was competitively viable.

Not that I was really concerned.

I just liked it cause it's my favourite gun from childhood.

[heady mantle]

lol the gewher 1-5 was the best gun in the game

anybody who was any good was using that gun

before they nerfed it

[copper jungle]

The FG42 is up there for me too :)

[crisp prawn]

Did people ddos or smth?

[chilly lichen]

is restricted xp a waste of time?

[next onyx]

Oh christ g1-5 was so ANNOYING.

[crisp prawn]

Is that why the servers are down

[chilly lichen]

no lol

[next onyx]

Than again the semis were generally annoying guns.

[copper jungle]

In terms of modern weaponry, it's definitely the AN94, the butterfly bursts are music to my ears

[next onyx]

Scar h and the m416 are certainly my more favoured modern rifles.

[misty briar]

an94 is love

[crisp prawn]

What is conquest? Are those giant maps or tiny ones or smth

[next onyx]

An94 though is cool.

Very unique.

[crisp prawn]

I mean like a gamemode with tiny or big maps

[misty briar]

conquest is big mode

[next onyx]

It's so fucked that the magazine is slanted to the right.

[crisp prawn]

I think i'll like big mode

[misty briar]

thats ojk

[crisp prawn]

I like big maps in games

[misty briar]

just enjoy urself

[heady mantle]

the an-94 uses the same magazines and same magwell as the ak-74

it wasnt slanted

[crisp prawn]

Are cars and helicopters impossible to blow up or kill the user inside them or is it decently easy to do so

[copper jungle]

Part of me wishes they didn't add a burst limiter to the 2042 version and let the gun reflect its true BF3 performance

Also it sounds a bit sad in 2042

[misty briar]

depending on the vic

usually jeeps n chopper u can shoot them out

[crisp prawn]

Oh alright

[chilly lichen]

just blow em up with aa lol

[crisp prawn]

But like tanks are harder right?

[next onyx]

Oh nah I mean how the receiver works the mags are forced to be tilted.

If I'm correct.

[misty briar]

u cant shoot ppl out of a tank na

[chilly lichen]

what do you think

[heady mantle]

no the mags are meant that way

[crisp prawn]

oh ik

[next onyx]

Oh?

[heady mantle]

thats just how the ak platform is designed

[true goblet]

64 v 64 on the largest maps

[misty briar]

u actually can shoot ppl when they enter tanks. they have an entering animation, while this u can kill them

[next onyx]

Ok got it.

[crisp prawn]

Good

[arctic grove]

Servers up yet?

[next onyx]

Sort of.

[stoic ferry]

no

for some it is.

[next onyx]

All out warfare is down.

[misty briar]

its a small window as u can imagine :D

[heady mantle]

the an94 was unique because it was able to fire 2 rounds basically at the same time

[next onyx]

Portal is up.

[crisp prawn]

yea

[true goblet]

nah im trying to get into afghanistan war sim

inf loading

[next onyx]

Fire the second round before the recoil can affect the user.

[crisp prawn]

Also are shotguns in this game completely broken or are they balanced well?

[next onyx]

It's a cool idea.

[copper jungle]

Or you can stand on top of a tank and force a mediocre driver out of the tank then just take it yourself and kill them. Done that as falck a few times, especially against the rail gun tank.

[little epoch]

are servers back up

[heady mantle]

yes it had a rotating bolt and different gassing system. but the receiver is identical to the ak74

[true goblet]

balanced id say

[crisp prawn]

Alright sick

[true goblet]

shotguns dont get a lot of love

[misty briar]

they balanced as a shotgun could be. one tap close and not one tap mid long ranges

[true goblet]

except the super500

[little epoch]

are servers back up

[tired wolf]

whatup ya'll.... any word on reverting the pitch correction values in Jets/Choppers yet?

[crisp prawn]

So it's not like phantom forces like where you use to be able to 1 shot people like a mile away with a shotgun

[next onyx]

6.8 ak would be funny.

[true goblet]

you wont be getting easy kills witb the shotguns unless youre point blank

[next onyx]

I wonder if the galil will get that treatment.

[frail sparrow]

i'll place another one down and create some good ol' terminal velocity!

[misty briar]

i mean there are slug shots but na not rly

[crisp prawn]

Good alr

[next onyx]

More specifically the ACE galil.

[crisp prawn]

ye

[next onyx]

E

[robust fiber]

what is the best war to do

[true goblet]

bro im stuck in a portal loading screen

[stoic ferry]

killing russians is best

[misty briar]

well i can play rush rn

[stone oxide]

we all are rn

[copper jungle]

Speaking of the ACE, I was thinking about BF4 weaponry they could add since S5 is kind of a "blast of the past" themed

[next onyx]

One thing I would love to see is a game based in Vietnam.

[true goblet]

i hope they add more bf4 themed maps

[sacred raptor]

anyone stuck loading?

[next onyx]

Mix with a theoretical cold war.

[crisp prawn]

22 mins until the game is finished downloading

[next onyx]

Just gimme my IMI galil.

[topaz breach]

BF2042 and BFV servers are down

[true goblet]

hopefully they fix servers by then

[arctic grove]

already was vietnam in BF

[next onyx]

SRR-61 would be cool to see again.

[frail sparrow]

happy fortunate son noises

[crisp prawn]

yea

[tired wolf]

great soundtrack

[loud flower]

God fucking damn it, is solo mode broken ? It loads indefinitely when I try to start a game

[next onyx]

A new Vietnam game with harriers would be funny to see.

[snow estuary]

I just want muh mtar

[copper jungle]

I was thinking about what they can do beyond season 5 and I would be satisfied if they just switched over to making portal content and porting it over into AOW.

Imagine S6 being the return of Metro and Grand Bazar + Some BF4 classic weapons

[true goblet]

all servers down

[wheat heart]

down again?

[copper jungle]

One can dream

[next onyx]

Imagine the scorpion evo.

[loud flower]

Wait what

[tired wolf]

where muh submarines

[robust fiber]

USA v. Canada

[true goblet]

its been 1 hour without conquest. im shaking and crying. my vision is blurry. im sweating

[robust fiber]

sounds like my bathroom breaks

[tired wolf]

i miss flying in battlefield

[stoic ferry]

portal still not working

[next onyx]

BT...

Flashback bt pls dice.

[mellow rock]

Servers down

[arctic grove]

Calm down citizens

[next onyx]

Lemme grind on those old maps.

[tired wolf]

random words in chat they will be glossed over

[loud flower]

Then why can we "connect" in the lobby ?
Usually when the servers are down, we can't go past the splash screen

[true goblet]

im not a technician

[arctic grove]

This is a sign for you all to take a break

[true goblet]

all i know is i cant load in

[loud flower]

Oh ok

[true goblet]

bro this IS my break i been working this is finally my day off

[robust fiber]

this is my first day off this month

[heady mantle]

lol same the one time i wanna play 2042 with my buddy

[true goblet]

real

[heady mantle]

dice shits the bed

[tired wolf]

this is my first day off this year

[snow estuary]

This is my first and only day at work this CENTURY

[arctic grove]

i only have days off

[arctic grove]

Amber turd

[true goblet]

poor dude

[misty briar]

in germany we say; augen auf bei der berufswahl

[loud flower]

Black Ops Cold War is typing...
/j
I mean, technically, you can call in a controllable Harrier

[next onyx]

Not just call in.

[grand gorge]

.0jnm

[arctic grove]

In Saudi Arabia we say allahu akbar

[next onyx]

Just spawn and dog fight with.

[misty briar]

💀

[gilded quiver]

Eu servers anyone ?

[copper jungle]

Dear DICE, Give us Metro and Grand Bazar

[arctic grove]

don't bring in germany and work phrases :p

[true goblet]

omg i got sent back to the lobby

after loading forever

why dice

[misty briar]

its gesund, for everyone

[next onyx]

Harrier.

[arctic grove]

Hi, does anyone else also have issues with loading into the game? Keeps loading the map.

[robust fiber]

nop

working fine

[true goblet]

servers are down

[robust fiber]

for everyone

[loud flower]

Project Wingman is typing...

[robust fiber]

You guys having issues loading?

[stoic ferry]

Yes

[kindred flint]

#direct-communication

[loud flower]

PSA : SERVERS ARE DOWN, NO ONE CAN LOAD

[stoic ferry]

why dont this chan have a welcome messange that can be updated so everyone dont have to ask the same thing

[eager lily]

Just played a full round of Valparaiso and now stuck again

[robust fiber]

Anyone with problems getting into a match?

[misty briar]

thats alot of working compared to the gain of -nothing
dice doesnt have to care about this chat cuz ppl here will give the answer anyway

[topaz breach]

oh BROTHER

[lone void]

This is going to last a while isn't it

[stoic ferry]

@robust fiber reading is not your strong suit ?

[topaz breach]

can you guys read

[lone void]

And I mean people asking about it

[robust fiber]

My strong suit needs dry cleaning.

[topaz breach]

like use google at that point

[kindred flint]

People are dumb, no amount of pinned messages will help that

[robust fiber]

lol

[misty briar]

also that

[robust fiber]

i'm just trolling

i was here when it originally went down!

[stoic ferry]

true

[robust fiber]

then I took a shower and made breakfast

and it's still down

[kindred flint]

"guise im just pretending to be stupid"

[loud flower]

Welp, back to MWII

[lone void]

Took a shower? Impossible, not a real gamer.

[muted ocean]

😢

[robust fiber]

well

it was one of those gatorade showers

[lone void]

Ah right

Absorb the pure energy

[next onyx]

Oh christ.

[robust fiber]

the electolytes do wonders for my skin

[next onyx]

That'd be so sticky.

Cause of all of the sugar.

[robust fiber]

ants love me

[next onyx]

Reminds me.

The best weapon for an ants nest is a hose.

[last willow]

5th place 38-27 Pearl Market with 14k points, not bad for not playing BF4 in 8 months lmao

[next onyx]

Growing up my dad would trick me and spray me down with the hose.

[last willow]

What a sweat pool

That was nuts

[real temple]

We fixed yet?

[next onyx]

Nope.

[severe inlet]

Anyone know why I can’t get into a game? It’s just on the loading screen where it says the name of the map

[true goblet]

nope

[real temple]

L

[spark rapids]

I just played a full match

[robust fiber]

it's working fine for everyone

[last willow]

BF2042 isn't working right now because you need to go play BF4 LMAO

[true goblet]

games down

[real temple]

Servers down

[severe inlet]

Ahh is that it

[tribal violet]

They're testing the new updates right now

[severe inlet]

I was going crazy resetting my Xbox and shit lmao

[true goblet]

im vibing to the loading music tho

[tribal violet]

You'll be able to beta test for them soon.

[misty briar]

guys, are the servers down? i cant conect to a match

[valid scarab]

Need to play

[true goblet]

no

[blazing pike]

ok i been out and ive touched grass... still offline?

[topaz breach]

fuck off

[valid scarab]

When its fixed?

[misty briar]

does anyone know when the servers come back online, pls tell me

[true goblet]

fortnite it is

[mortal sorrel]

same thing happening with me

[shell path]

me too

[mortal sorrel]

restarted it twice same shit

[next onyx]

So many people out of the blue.

Servers are down.

Sorta.

[true goblet]

portal is down

[misty briar]

@next onyx hello mighty mod. are the servers down?

[shell path]

same thing a couple of hours ago, then it worked and now it's down again

[spark rapids]

i restarted 5 times, and on the fifth i got into a match, after that back to the same thing

[misty briar]

if u cant beat them, join them

[mortal sorrel]

fr

[misty briar]

i mean

u can just decide that by urself

[next onyx]

Kill me now.

[misty briar]

the changes are public

[valid scarab]

Also cant play Single

[misty briar]

ill end u with my special finisher move. andrew tate hating on women

[shell path]

i think portal works

[valid scarab]

In Europe Down

[wide shore]

[misty briar]

cuz sweden has different weekend policy

[next onyx]

uwu

[wide shore]

Jima

[next onyx]

I remember that still.

And ayla saying there'll be no mercy.

I miss her. Hope she's doing well.

[misty briar]

simp

[gritty pawn]

Does Portal still work?

[misty briar]

didnt he just say that

ur NL excuses that ur high atleast

[shell path]

joined random server with people on it, same thing

[next onyx]

I haven't opened the game for 5 days.

[valid scarab]

no

[wide shore]

I’ve also been on a vacation till S5

[willow sky]

me and the boys waiting patiently for S5

[next onyx]

Game has burned me out and the current balance be like mmhhhh

[misty briar]

vacation? u mean playing another game right

[valid scarab]

Back to AmongUs

[misty briar]

AMOGUS

[wide shore]

I’ve been heavily addicted to Valheim

[misty briar]

understandable

but after i played it hours in a row i never touched it again

[next onyx]

Play new vegas. @weary rivet

Get an anti matter rifle and blow people to bits.

[topaz breach]

play anything but CoD

[next onyx]

Or a 45.70 gvt rifle.

No not rifle.

Pistol.

Fuck yeah cunt.

Go for it!

But you'll need to mod it to make it stable.

[misty briar]

pls do not break the rules. dont insult ppl. thanks. or i will call police to ban u

[next onyx]

Its very easy to do because of the vortex launcher.

Can't arrest me.

[arctic grove]

Shame tarkov is a cheater breeding ground otherwise I'd play that while servers are down

[wide shore]

They’re having issues apparently

[next onyx]

Basically fallout new vegas hasn't aged to well on modern hardware.

[misty briar]

if ur too lazy to look we are too lazy to answer u fatty

[sharp marten]

Such a good game

[next onyx]

Which leads to many crashes and issues with optimisation.

[wide shore]

Didn’t launch well in general either.

[misty briar]

i was making fun of ppl asking

fatty

[next onyx]

@misty briar @indigo kite Let's not.

[misty briar]

[arctic grove]

Hair where ?

[wide shore]

It really is unreasonably fun.

[eager lily]

Even with the game down, it takes a dump on Mw2

[misty briar]

not on me

armpits n ass

[next onyx]

I got a deagle mod for new vegas.

It's so much fun.

[arctic grove]

I recently downloaded it again after a shocking launch and servers are down a day later lmao

[next onyx]

Just blowing peoples heads off.

[wide shore]

It should be back up soon hopefully. DICE don’t usually have their servers down too long.

[misty briar]

42 is fun

[dim hatch]

Battlefield Issue question: Game starts, exodus screen, select any game mode, game map splash screen...

this is where it hangs. i can hear in game chat, bullets, etc... everything you would hear in the deploy screen, just with the splash screen instead

[misty briar]

man

[wide shore]

With the Johnny Silverhand pistol reload.

[dim hatch]

anyone know this issue?

[arctic grove]

I've been enjoying it since yesterday but when it dropped just too many problems so I deleted it

[misty briar]

the issue is called server down

[next onyx]

It hurts my fucking ears too.

It's actually so loud.

[heady mantle]

Ya man the servers are down. Deleting the game fixes this issue

[dim hatch]

but i can hear people playing and talking.

[misty briar]

its just the noise by the game

[crisp prawn]

Just finihsed downloading

[misty briar]

dont stop

[next onyx]

The voices are of your dead ancestors.

Listen to their wisdom.

[crisp prawn]

both are bad

[arctic grove]

Just don't do either of them lmao

[misty briar]

alc makes u fatty, weed not

[heady mantle]

Hard cap

[arctic grove]

Weed makes u skinny which is bad

[misty briar]

i dont know anyone whos fat that smokes weed

[crisp prawn]

Lol did someone mean to super react to this?

[white oriole]

can i complete challenges to unlock weapons in the co-op/solo modes?

[heady mantle]

Do you know how much mcdonalds and taco bell i ate when I was faded

[next onyx]

Weed just makes me curl into a ball and laugh all night.

[arctic grove]

I smoked weed 8 years before quitting last year and trust me weed makes it hard to gain weight so non are good

[misty briar]

laughing making u skinny

depends

[heady mantle]

So does walking

[next onyx]

Dude I could eat a whole chicken.

[misty briar]

not gaining weight is usually better than not losing

[frail sparrow]

only one?

[crisp prawn]

me too

[misty briar]

ye but thats for bots that got like a 0.5kd

[arctic grove]

Depends when I was trying to bulk for gym made it rough lmao

[next onyx]

BBQ chicken.

It's so good.

[heady mantle]

Does your k/d beat mine homie

[misty briar]

i wouldnt want a 0.5 in my sqd

[arctic grove]

Fr

[next onyx]

I have a big stomach but not a gigantic one.

[misty briar]

idk whats urs

[heady mantle]

3.5 in 2042.

[valid scarab]

back?

[arctic grove]

No one should have 0.5 kd with that many ai in a match

[misty briar]

well mine beats u then

[white oriole]

lmao seems as if they still haven't fixed the "stand by" screen being stuck. fantastic

[heady mantle]

Didnt ask

[next onyx]

Human k/d or general k/d?

[misty briar]

human kd im talking about

[arctic grove]

I have a 8.32kd in tarkov get good kids

[misty briar]

way is just higher than 3.5 cuz hes doing vics and kill farming with it like a noob

[heady mantle]

Anime pfp

[misty briar]

[wide shore]

I used to take a medication that floored my appetite. I could eat so much fuckin food and still be hungry. It was not good

[arctic grove]

I watch anime but would never have a anime pfp

No offence

[heady mantle]

My pfp is anime

[next onyx]

I have a 4.31 HKD.

[misty briar]

ur a vic abuser

[next onyx]

But a mix of stats I feel matter more.

[arctic grove]

ты настоящий русский

[next onyx]

Nahhh kami.

[misty briar]

i got more revs than deaths

[heady mantle]

Blyat

[wide shore]

0 IQ, 2.66 HKD

[next onyx]

I just abuse scar and m16.

[arctic grove]

I abuse my wife

Nvm wrong chat

[wide shore]

[misty briar]

u dont need an IQ if u can have big stats in kd

[heady mantle]

Based

[wide shore]

Name checks out.

[arctic grove]

U just gotta be a meat head then big stats

[spark rapids]

my kd is 1.04

beats all of you

[arctic grove]

W key every gunfight = stats

[misty briar]

why u think that slab

[next onyx]

A good mix of KPM and SPM is what matters with your k/d.

[misty briar]

thats why there is a human kd

[next onyx]

High kd with low kpm just says you're a passive rat.

[misty briar]

my best kd is with angel 4.45

anyone whos playing zain and having a good kd is an imposter

[arctic grove]

Nothing wrong with abit of ratting

[stone oxide]

I thought human K/D meant kd on foot...

lmao

[misty briar]

lol

low performer issues

[white oriole]

do you guys get to play the game or does it just say "stand by" and never load in?

[arctic grove]

U want big stats buy better pc = esports gaming

[next onyx]

Hey look.

[finite peak]

LOL . ME TOO! I'm trynna work my way up to .6 KD

[next onyx]

I live health regen.

[white oriole]

ok now what

[next onyx]

I love regen.

[misty briar]

bf tracker list have ppl with 150kd with zain. u tell me about kd boosting

[next onyx]

You can't stop me.

[finite peak]

Maybe they are adding mkb support for us poor console lpayers

[next onyx]

Oh dear.

[heady mantle]

U have to aim better

[next onyx]

I only have a 5.38 with him.

[stone oxide]

Trying to get to 3.00, currently at 2.71 and it feels like every match I got 45 and 3 raises it by 0.003

[next onyx]

Zain has the airburst and the stim on kill.

[misty briar]

its the guy with the noob tube where u can set the deto range

[spark rapids]

bruhhhhh

[arctic grove]

It's hard to learn my friend moved to pc and said mnk was a pain to learn

[spark rapids]

i have 0 everything now

wtf

[misty briar]

zain is def easy char

[calm bison]

Man what is happening with games today? 2042 and V are acting up with their servers, and players in SoT are suffering from an extreme audio bug

[arctic grove]

Who's gonna buy me the fortnite battle pass

[heady mantle]

The game is ending. Finally. Shutting down for good

[calm bison]

I think this is god’s way of saying I need a break from my Xbox

[finite peak]

I"ve ALWAYS played FPS with MKB from bbf 1942 up through BF2 etc, never played on console til BC2. MKB is SO much better

[misty briar]

i can buy u cuz im the pimp and ur my bish

[calm bison]

Cringe

[stone oxide]

Is the passive make him worth over Mackay?

[heady mantle]

You call me cringe but you play on xbox.

[misty briar]

zain can def pull off more than mackay

[calm bison]

Ok and..?

[arctic grove]

Yeah I haven't played console for few years and for me controller is hard to use just feels uncomfortable to hold so shout out to the console players

[heady mantle]

Xbox was cool in 2009 homie

[stone oxide]

But MY ADS MOVESPEED AND hook plan changer 3000!!! D:

[heady mantle]

Console players have 12 IQ

[calm bison]

Hey champ, that’s really cool. Next time, keep it to yourself

[pulsar summit]

Consoles havent been cool since 8bit nintendo

[misty briar]

have a nice day fatty

[heady mantle]

Anime pfp

[calm bison]

Wow all of you are just pressing the antagonize button rn

[heady mantle]

Why u bully

[misty briar]

u only got 60 friends on steam

noob

[arctic grove]

[misty briar]

i bet

anime pfp

[arctic grove]

[misty briar]

8 are too many

[heady mantle]

Imagine gaming in 2023

[misty briar]

a fatty would say that

[calm bison]

I don’t know whether to be amused or just disappointed

[misty briar]

[stone oxide]

Anyone care to share their bf2042tracker page?

[pulsar summit]

I have a baseballcap that says "I fucking hate people"

[arctic grove]

[misty briar]

im 187 and 90

[arctic grove]

[misty briar]

we can def

[pulsar summit]

182 and 72kg is kinda skinny

[misty briar]

dobex n me kissing at the sunset

[next onyx]

Just get a room you two!

[pulsar summit]

And shut the blinds

[next onyx]

And close the door!

[arctic grove]

[calm bison]

Sorry but the Spider-Man slippers stay on during sex

[misty briar]

no door can hold back the loud noises

[next onyx]

No.

[misty briar]

way is just shy

[next onyx]

Let's not get too explicit.

[arctic grove]

Lmao

[misty briar]

ye

[calm bison]

I feel like one of y’all is the type of person to have a swastika emblem in BF4

[misty briar]

we wilding here

[kindred flint]

its not affiliated with dice anymore though

[heady mantle]

Cringe

[kindred flint]

and you can see why

[arctic grove]

Yoo guys my battlefield is not working

[misty briar]

when non of the mods gets too aggressive about the rules it can be a fun place

[hushed onyx]

Do you experience troubles with join games ? Server problems ?

[misty briar]

no

[arctic grove]

Yes

[pulsar summit]

Stand by...

[kindred flint]

do you even #direct-communication

[next onyx]

I could of gone my entire life without seeing that.

[hushed onyx]

i m stuck in loading screen

[misty briar]

lucky u, now ur life is better

[steep badger]

I am also getting it on Battlefield V

[heady mantle]

Help step bro im stuck in the loading screen

[stone oxide]

I am hearing battlefield sounds though but I can't load in

[misty briar]

scream louder daddy

[valid scarab]

Online?

[misty briar]

theses guys are more down than the servers

[steep badger]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[arctic grove]

saturday prolly ddos

[pulsar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/when-server-down-iceeramen-monkey-gif-23229726

[calm bison]

Servers are having a bruh moment rn

[fast dagger]

bruh i just wanted to play for a bit the lord has givin me a sign to not play

[naive sandal]

Battlefront 2 servers also seem to be down FFS

[steep badger]

Because it can be

[misty briar]

ye the lord did ddos the servers

sus

servers are too fat to stand up

[calm bison]

Bad day to be an EA gamer

[steep badger]

London is a sin

[misty briar]

ay u getn a bit to confident here

[steep badger]

If you open with London you need to be put down

[misty briar]

racist

[calm bison]

I want you to imagine being British. I want you to now imagine being somewhere better, no one should have to be British

[heady mantle]

i hate londons

[steep badger]

FrFr

[misty briar]

the only brits i know in reallife are millionaires so i would like to imagine to be brit

[vapid crystal]

Man did the servers eat shit or something?

[calm bison]

Yes

No

[steep badger]

They are not just tried

[calm bison]

I don’t wanna

[misty briar]

the servers aint up cuz ppl keep asking here

[heady mantle]

OI U GOT A LOISENCE FER TAHT FIREARM

[hushed onyx]

i just quit, loading screen was running for ever

[fast dagger]

still down

[vapid crystal]

Fucking hell

[steep badger]

At least still down on battlefield V and 2042

[misty briar]

3 hours but in this time we met nice ppl in this discord. like u fatty

[frail sparrow]

for a second i thought i had joined a new server accidentally with all this chess talk

[calm bison]

Oh man that sucks. You’re gonna have to go do something else like touch some fuckin grass

[steep badger]

I joined this server just go check if it was servers

[kindred flint]

I imagine this is how the RM abusers will act when their op weapon gets taken away

[vapid crystal]

I touched my daily dose of grass but have yet to play a damvgame

[arctic grove]

at least i have my best fried with me in this dark time, alcohol

[fast dagger]

no one asked

[heady mantle]

you need to touch a woman

[misty briar]

without consent? wow

[calm bison]

Women? That’s nasty

Gross

I only touch men

[vapid crystal]

Consent is overrated

[misty briar]

u telling ppl in here randomly that ur lord dont want u to play. dont act up like " nobody asked "

humble ur ass

[steep badger]

If you pay for nitro you need to touch a woman with consent

[solid imp]

!!r5

[tender pendant]

Rule 5: Do not post content that is: political, abusive, threatening, defamatory, racial, sexual, religious, edgy, baiting, relates to suicide or is otherwise objectionable/offensive.

[misty briar]

oh here we go

[solid imp]

I'm watching y'all

[misty briar]

fun police

[solid imp]

👀

[elfin coral]

Say the n word

[misty briar]

party is officialy over

[elfin coral]

[calm bison]

We’re gonna conduct an interview. How does it feel to be wrong?

[steep badger]

Sure

[misty briar]

no more love @indigo kite

[white oriole]

okay now i just have the "stand by" screen in every game mode and map. wtf do i do, i just want to play the game

[vapid crystal]

What rule don't see any?

[mellow rock]

Does assisted flight even work?

[calm bison]

People when there is more to life than 2042

[solid imp]

all I want is to go be shield guy for a bit but the servers.. 😦

[naive sandal]

Managed to join a battlefront game

[lone void]

Bro I'll just play ghost recon no biggie

[heady mantle]

for the 5th time we did not ask

[steep badger]

no

[calm bison]

But I did

[heady mantle]

any D4 gamers

[arctic grove]

don't say anything, someone will reprort it to the gestapo 😄

[misty briar]

if u cap i will end u

[vapid crystal]

I just wanna play my drone and annoy enemies

[pulsar summit]

Wtf is D4

[misty briar]

D4 is good

[heady mantle]

deez nuts

[solid imp]

ay the drone is going to get a buff once sundance loses those anti-armor grenades

[calm bison]

Then make it interesting. I’m not your dad go do something productive

[limber fjord]

My socks are smellier than yours

[blazing pike]

SW:BF2 lol

[steep badger]

[lone void]

• thermals

[blazing pike]

and he said Battlefront, not battlefield.

[vapid crystal]

What buff

[solid imp]

ye

[hybrid steppe]

Diablo 4 likely

[solid imp]

no actual buff just implicit buff

[heady mantle]

imagine not playing the squad battlefield mod

[solid imp]

because no more auto lock-on grenades

[heady mantle]

infinitely better than the real game

[lone void]

Squad shit

[misty briar]

i fell for that

[fast dagger]

shut up

[misty briar]

pls be kind

no bully here

[kindred flint]

drones already been buffed to destroy APS...now this

[misty briar]

or ill phone call ya lord

[kindred flint]

casper mains really are riding high

[solid imp]

yeah but casper is useless if his drone can't do anything

[heady mantle]

pls someone buff the am40

[misty briar]

casper is a bad operator anyway

[crisp prawn]

Wait which was better conquest or exodus conquest?

[kindred flint]

you could have just stopped typing after useless

[misty briar]

conquest

[fast dagger]

what the hell are you on about

[hybrid steppe]

I'm sad that they removed Anti-Tank grenade from Sundance. :(

[misty briar]

depends, what are u on?=

[kindred flint]

its already good...

[true goblet]

conquest

[lone void]

Spotting enemies is not a largely valuable asset, teammates the same mfs who will watch you get killed and then shoot the other guy

[fast dagger]

big MACK

[vapid crystal]

Lol all i do is fly around enemies and get a whole squad distracted while also keeping them spotted like moths on a light bulb

[heady mantle]

yes. but i want to laser beam with it

so pls buff

[steep badger]

I just use characters based on how they look like I use Irish on support because he the homie #battlefield-legacy-titles 4

[solid imp]

am40 shreds just don't try hitting at anything past 75m which is fine tbh

[misty briar]

i aint into fatty burgers tho

[kindred flint]

its an smg hybrid

[heady mantle]

just aim better

[true goblet]

exodus is smaller

[kindred flint]

put it on single fire if you need a long range shot and aim

[crisp prawn]

Wait what is different in exodus?

[true goblet]

less players

[crisp prawn]

ohhh

[vapid crystal]

What's worst map

[fast dagger]

it aint a burger if you look into it

[solid imp]

yeah you can do that but not what it's built for.. workable but not ideal type scenario

[kindred flint]

64 player, smaller map area to play in

[true goblet]

exodus is 64, conquest is 128

[crisp prawn]

???

[true goblet]

2042s maps are not designed for 64 bro

[lone void]

Exodus is 64 players but has BF3 and BC2 maps

[crisp prawn]

Oh

[misty briar]

exodus is bad

[kindred flint]

I mean if i see the mofo in a parachute at 100m im taking those shots

[solid imp]

😄 fair fair

I would, too

[true goblet]

exodus is aight but conquest is the meat of the game

[finite peak]

Was Wake Island in BF3? I haven't played BF since BC2

[kindred flint]

also i must shoot at everything i see regardless of range

[heady mantle]

what do you think this is,... real life?

[misty briar]

yes

[true goblet]

are servers back up

[pulsar summit]

Still stuck on the loadingscreen

[crisp prawn]

Ohhh you were talking to him

[kindred flint]

real life isnt as cringe as this 💀

[heady mantle]

chat moving so fast

[finite peak]

still stuck on loading screen here too

[misty briar]

dobex mods are here now

[crisp prawn]

yeah lol rip

[true goblet]

tuff

[misty briar]

fun is over

[solid imp]

I was able to make it all the way through into loading an actual game but there it sat loading the match forever

[stone oxide]

Bro get out here, RUSH XL is the shit and always will be

[heady mantle]

YO GUYS THE SERVERS ARE DOWN

[solid imp]

WHATTTTT NO

[stone oxide]

I am trolling @true goblet 😛

[fast dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield2042-waiting-need-bf2042-battlefield-gif-22909388

[kindred flint]

not like youre missing much by not being able to play

[true goblet]

rush xl sure but small rush is lame

[pulsar summit]

Servers down for a major company in 2023 is unacceptable 😐

[lone void]

Remember Flashpoint Rush XL 24/7

What a time to be alive

[true goblet]

u should play roblox bro

[kindred flint]

let me spoil it, youll get bad teammates that cant play the game mode

[lone void]

52 revives moment

[misty briar]

rush

superior

[true goblet]

conquest

[stone oxide]

breakthrough being a lot of fun

[pulsar summit]

Roblox isnt that a kids indiegame?

[heady mantle]

just play against bots with ytour aim

[misty briar]

if ur bad at the game play conquest, if ur good play rush

[vapid crystal]

Can i at least host my own server or something and play alone?

[stone oxide]

Fuck it Hazard Zone is wasted potential and I am so sad it won't be developed further :/

[pulsar summit]

Bot games are lame

[stone oxide]

Is that a lie?

[stable pecan]

anyone remember the game Hyper Scape?

[misty briar]

hazard life is not wasted potential but wasted time, should have put that energy into the main game

[pulsar summit]

Is BF4 down too?

[heady mantle]

imagine not copy-pasting bf5 and then taking an extra 1.5 years to fix the game you released

[vapid crystal]

Guess ill play bf1 in the meanwhile

[true goblet]

so bored im redownloading skyrim

[heady mantle]

EA moment

[misty briar]

sandbox mode

[true goblet]

fortnite creative

[pulsar summit]

Sooo many cheaters in BF1 😦

[vapid crystal]

PC moment, portal is the only matchmaking for console

[misty briar]

like 1000% more dmg

ye

its for bots

[heady mantle]

afghanistan sim

[calm bison]

Portal is a gamemode that’s been abused by people who have no sense of fun or creativity

[true goblet]

afghanistan sim carries

[blazing pike]

not always, every friday the devs host FNB, have aroom in here and host on portal. Its alot of fun.

[misty briar]

ye 42 is fucking hardcore

[vapid crystal]

Dunno about PC but on console I have no problem

[stone oxide]

There is a good hardcore EU server from BADBOYS just search BAD and you will find it.

[vapid crystal]

It makes the game feel normal

Also disable HUD

[stone oxide]

@misty briar Now I must play Hazard Zone with you

[misty briar]

u wanna tell me i have to look for bad to find noob servers

[crisp prawn]

Dang servers still not working

[calm bison]

Honestly DICE should just ban xp farms and milsim servers

[misty briar]

naaa

[stone oxide]

Yes be a chad try something new

[blazing pike]

and with the new map coming, its locked to 64 players, portal can make it 128

[true goblet]

still :/

[misty briar]

its battle royale just take 500

its nothing new

[heady mantle]

milsim servers = some fucking fat jerry sitting back on a mountain sniping

[pulsar summit]

Scope glint and killcam needs to be removed completely xD

[heady mantle]

REALISM

[misty briar]

didnt have that in arma 3

[heady mantle]

Im talking bf specifically

[misty briar]

it is for me, in combination with u

[blazing pike]

yeah- hazard zone.

[stone oxide]

Oh no don't get me wrong it is utter trash, it could have been good had it been developed... I still like playing it though

[vapid crystal]

Me with my 12x scope at the end of the map on a small boat

[true goblet]

@crisp prawn at least u got time to familiarize yourself with the classes, specialists, and loadouts before starting your first match

[dire hearth]

is there maintenance for 2042 servers?

[heady mantle]

delete the game

[misty briar]

lmao. thx but i rather stick with rush mode sweating

[vapid crystal]

Nah

[dire hearth]

thanks 🙂

[heady mantle]

uninstall and refund

[vapid crystal]

My aim is so bad I miss the uinstall button

[heady mantle]

makes sense

[crisp prawn]

yeah

[misty briar]

rm

[true goblet]

can someone explain where the fun is in playing blasco

[vapid crystal]

Honestly I just run LMG with the highest magazine then lay supressing fire

[true goblet]

you dont do anything but sit next to a wildcat

[stone oxide]

SFAR

[misty briar]

some strong but not as often used weapons are m16, vcar, bsvm