i literally cant understand how people play so close to their monitor. they are literally centimeters away from touching it and theyre eyeballs are crazy huge
#battlefield-2042
kindred flint
youre not a sweat smh
royal swan
If you don't have large lickable eyeballs, you ain't doing much in gaming
spare depot
LOL reminds me of the clip of operation locker where the guy goes from C to the snow and his face just turns blank white from the contrast
royal swan
Lmao
kindred flint
bruh like looking out a fucking window in bf5
median tusk
I too get flashbanged when looking out to the sun
carmine rover
why have a facecam when your forehead is the only thing viewers see. u might aswell call it a forehead cam
onyx mica
lol
median tusk
why have a facecam when your forehead is the only thing viewers see. u might asw...
new pov just dropped
royal swan
The forehead gotta fit the large sweat glands
carmine rover
dear lord i hope he doesnt grow bangs or grow his hair long. the forehead cam would literally just be hair
kindred flint
lul...cant say that word here apparently
kindred flint
press the button, get short range wall hacks for a short duration
royal swan
lul...cant say that word here apparently
Which one
naive magnet
Can only I see them?
kindred flint
uhh the t word talking about female chest anatomy 
kindred flint
females stream with that pov, males stream with forehead cam?
carmine rover
press the button, get short range wall hacks for a short duration
side effect. entire enemy team can see you on the mini map during the duration
kindred flint
is that still a thing?
carmine rover
its very situational
naive magnet
Oh really?
carmine rover
yeah
kindred flint
i thought they removed it lol
carmine rover
no its apart of it
kindred flint
because its like dumb..why bother using it
naive magnet
Can I ping through walls?
fervent rose
it is a wallhack
naive magnet
During usage?
royal swan
Oh they brought that back
median tusk
side effect. entire enemy team can see you on the mini map during the duration
Never in my life have i seen a single paik in this game
carmine rover
yeah
royal swan
I thought they removed it
kindred flint
oh you used to be able to cancel the wall hacks right? but now you are forced into the entire duration
carmine rover
if they removed it can u show me
u can cancel it
but only if u get inside of a vehicle
naive magnet
I just got her skin and was excited about it
Seems to be some issue with her usage in a RAM
Was randomly popping it when I was in it
Driving fwiw and trying to drop my team tac insert
carmine rover
also when u spot people with her wallhack the enemy is also notified they are being spotted
and become more aware
naive magnet
Hmmm
kindred flint
you know whats really fucking stupid though
naive magnet
But her hitting people spots it for the team?
carmine rover
yeah
naive magnet
Including vehicles?
carmine rover
for like 5 seconds or so
kindred flint
a vehicle operator being rao, and you get spotted when you hit their vehicle like wtf logic is that dice
royal swan
She's balanced now
carmine rover
u have to manually spot her
royal swan
Same with lis
carmine rover
with ping
naive magnet
Blasco is John Cena
median tusk
a vehicle operator being rao, and you get spotted when you hit their vehicle lik...
Specialists 👍🏻
naive magnet
Confirmed
carmine rover
u have to manually spot her
blasco
kindred flint
vehicles are annoying, lis is based
fervent rose
a vehicle operator being rao, and you get spotted when you hit their vehicle lik...
thats nothing compared to irish aps vehicle combo
radiant prism
lis moment
kindred flint
i mean irish is exiting vehicle and putting it down in that case?
radiant prism
lmao yes, join the cult
median tusk
Man the mackay med pen combo was busted last season but it was toxic af
kindred flint
the rao literally just sits inside and auto spots shit
fervent rose
which takes less than half of a second in this game
naive magnet
Basically carried me through the shutdown mode haha
fervent rose
not even half a second
radiant prism
oh my god yeah dozer is so good in shutdown lol
carmine rover
Woohoo gecc finally became a regular
naive magnet
I got two achievements with him in shutdown
carmine rover
after many hours
radiant prism
naive magnet
So much fun
radiant prism
anyways dozer has transcended life and death
royal swan
Dozer is good
median tusk
You literally revived lmfao
naive magnet
Wtf?
royal swan
But falck is a game changer
median tusk
Bros jesus
naive magnet
What is dead may never die
radiant prism
Didnt give him a kill or anything but I was dead according to the game
royal swan
Falck carries the team in shutdown
radiant prism
royal swan
No you definitely need a falck
naive magnet
Here’s my dozer clip from today in shutdown
fervent rose
i'd take 8 falcks just about every game
dusky tulip
Lizs rocker launcher is too fast to control
carmine rover
CRAWFORD IS TRASH
radiant prism
naive magnet
Got a 3k running through shutdown, it’s a dozer smashfest though
median tusk
CRAWFORD IS TRASH
What did you say
fervent rose
crawford and boris are both terrible
mackay and sundance are better at killing vehicles
robust vapor
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850376380822323230/1096215275533258892/...
You forgot to bleach the rest of Dozer
naive magnet
I’m gonna play him more; just need him for situational maps on anything conq
dusky tulip
crawford and boris are both terrible
Boris isnt bad, his sentry is decent
carmine rover
What did you say
useless in any gamemode not named conquest
dusky tulip
Crawford though terrible
royal swan
Crawford is a good repair man
carmine rover
actually
fervent rose
the sentry is not very useful, that thing got nerfed into uselessness
naive magnet
Whoa now I put down a Crawford turret on shutdown on exposure in the tunnel
And got 2 whole kills
carmine rover
people that use crawford in team deathmatch should be banned from playing it
dusky tulip
Whoa now I put down a Crawford turret on shutdown on exposure in the tunnel
It distracts enemies while you shoot them
median tusk
useless in any gamemode not named conquest
I wish your bed pillow is warm tonight
fervent rose
lmgs do what crawford can but you dont have to sit in 1 spot like a fool
naive magnet
It’s good for pushing the flank not gonna lie
fervent rose
lcmg > crawford turret
radiant prism
@carmine rover
royal swan
people that use crawford in team deathmatch should be banned from playing it
OOOOH a biased opinion, had a bad day with Crawford 
dusky tulip
the sentry is not very useful, that thing got nerfed into uselessness
The sentry is supposed to be a distraction
arctic grove
Bro i was playing conquest and this bitch in a jet kept going around and around in circles and me tailgating him the whole game
fervent rose
okay well you have a distraction gadget as boris but the other specialists get real shit
median tusk
Bro i was playing conquest and this bitch in a jet kept going around and around ...
I think that was me
arctic grove
Probably not you
radiant prism
goated bot
median tusk
Probably not you
Mayhaps
royal swan
A ai fucking top scored
dusky tulip
okay well you have a distraction gadget as boris but the other specialists get r...
Yeah its not top tier, Boris should get a better sentry or more abilities
carmine rover
<:Fried_Joy:1023438004611719168> <:Fried_Joy:1023438004611719168> <:Fried_Joy:10...
someone gave the bot an Apache heli with 50mm cannons
radiant prism
You forgot to bleach the rest of Dozer
carmine rover
and it was destroying my team
royal swan
and it was destroying my team
Imagine getting your ass beaten by a fucking bot
Could Not be me
dusky tulip
The sentry should do more damage to vehicles, it does a little bit only
median tusk
no way 💀
royal swan
Oh that is beautiful
dusky tulip
I use the sentry as a spotter mainly
radiant prism
yeah the sentry is a great spotter
it was even better back when it highlighted its targets
dusky tulip
its like that buddy that watches your back
royal swan
I couldn't imagine anything better than a bot having a better kd than everyone in the game + getting the most kills of the entire match
dusky tulip
nice when camping
radiant prism
if youre relying on the turret to kill everything youre doing it wrong
carmine rover
I couldn't imagine anything better than a bot having a better kd than everyone i...
this was before all chat. but my team was so pissed that a bot kept killing them
royal swan
this was before all chat. but my team was so pissed that a bot kept killing them
Oh the bots team was having a fucking fun ass time
dusky tulip
soon someone will plug chatgpt into the game and itll own us all
itll headshot you from across the map
carmine rover
Oh the bots team was having a fucking fun ass time
the bot had a custom heli with 50mm cannons and could go stealth mode 😭😭
median tusk
itll headshot you from across the map
Can you imagine a fake AI youtuber fueled entirely by chat gpt that 360 no scopes real humans
it would be the most 2020s thing i can come up with
royal swan
I would love to have chatgpt play video games
dusky tulip
Can you imagine a fake AI youtuber fueled entirely by chat gpt that 360 no scope...
Someone is gonna do it surely
but a ban is likely
fervent rose
I would love to have chatgpt play video games
we already seent that with sc2 and dota 2
median tusk
but a ban is likely
would be hilarious still
fervent rose
the ai overlords are strong
royal swan
Sc2?
fervent rose
deepmind
carmine rover
Someone at Dice was controlling that bot
dusky tulip
Someone at Dice was controlling that bot
That's a bigger conspiracy than 9 11
onyx mica
we have spy!
fervent rose
and i think openai made the dota 2 one that could beat pros
royal swan
Bro we already have an ai that can trick people into doing the I'm not a bot activity, we are already screwed
carmine rover
That's a bigger conspiracy than 9 11
the bot should lowkey sign with an e sports team
dusky tulip
and i think openai made the dota 2 one that could beat pros
yes and that was a while ago when AI sucked
carmine rover
it would make millions
fervent rose
i know, they are gonna be wild in a few years
dusky tulip
now AI is on roids
royal swan
It already tricked people into checking the I'm not a bot box for it
dusky tulip
anyone of us now could be a chatgpt bot right now
in the future youll never know what youre chatting to
onyx mica
the truth is out there
median tusk
in the future youll never know what youre chatting to
thats a modern thing
i don't know who i am chatting to
neither do you
onyx mica
i am you
royal swan
Definitely not bots that I'm sure of
onyx mica
are you me?
median tusk
we are just here at the very same moment in the same server connected by some strings of code
median tusk
are you me?
yes
onyx mica
o.o
dusky tulip
thats a modern thing
I was tricked by this dude for months he kept pretending he was a girl, didnt ask me for money or anything we were just friends, to this day I dont get why he pretends to be a girl
median tusk
I was tricked by this dude for months he kept pretending he was a girl, didnt as...
I was like that for a bit just for the funny trolling and boom i came out as trans lmfao
but idk about your friend
dusky tulip
I was like that for a bit just for the funny trolling and boom i came out as tra...
its possible back then coming out as trans was not like today maybe thats why
median tusk
perhaphs
fervent rose
better than ragehacking for attention
carmine rover
transgener ? ;0
median tusk
no
lunar finch
carmine rover
):
dusky tulip
she was a girl posing as a boy
Yeah I think being trans is really a very very old thing in humanity, like I seen it when I was a kid. Its just now becoming accepted
median tusk
yeah
lunar finch
meow
median tusk
The attrocities i commited the night of the 26th of november of 2022 will never be forgotten by humanity
dusky tulip
The attrocities i commited the night of the 26th of november of 2022 will never ...
what is that date ?
i mean whats special about it
median tusk
i mean whats special about it
The day i lost self respect as i said i liked pineapple pizza by accident
onyx mica
what
fervent rose
onyx mica
but i like pineapple
fervent rose
but on pizza
onyx mica
on pizza too
median tusk
same but it doesn't fit pizza
onyx mica
i like!
fervent rose
no!
dusky tulip
I dont like it on pizza
onyx mica
well it is one of my fave
median tusk
Oh what have i started
dusky tulip
chicken is my favourite pizza
fervent rose
pizza have been committing pizza abominations for ages though
dusky tulip
add any other veggies but not pineapple
a medium pizza has to be at least 5000 calories
rocky kraken
pineapple is a veggie?
onyx mica
i thought it is a fruit? no?
dusky tulip
its a fruit yes
rocky kraken
oh
fervent rose
most certainly a fruit
arctic grove
New game mode sucks but I want free skin :((
dusky tulip
New game mode sucks but I want free skin :((
just keep playing it, you will get the skins
fervent rose
fruit on pizza just sounds wrong
carmine rover
hii cat
arctic grove
Hai
arctic grove
Also pineapple on pizza is good
median tusk
Fuck it, strawberry pizza
dusky tulip
Do you guys prefer monitors or gaming on a big 4k tv
carmine rover
i would go for a blueberry pizza ngl
median tusk
i would go for a blueberry pizza ngl
Thats very gender
dusky tulip
maybe this is why i suck the tv is too big for my attention
carmine rover
real
median tusk
Do you guys prefer monitors or gaming on a big 4k tv
Monitors
ebon pilot
Do you guys prefer monitors or gaming on a big 4k tv
monitors
carmine rover
at the end of the day
dusky tulip
Monitors
I am sure monitors are better but I game on a big tv, even FPS yes like BF 2042 I just enjoy the big picture better
median tusk
Free bird solo is playing im going to run over some people in a 1870 carousel rn
median tusk
I am sure monitors are better but I game on a big tv, even FPS yes like BF 2042 ...
Thats valid
dusky tulip
Thats valid
well tbh I dont have a decent gaming desk lol
fervent rose
bfv was much harder to play on a big screen, i tried that for a bit
arctic grove
Fuck it, strawberry pizza
Strawberry pizza is sooo good
It’s like a paustrie not actual pizza
ebon pilot
Also pineapple on pizza is good
facts
arctic grove
It’s basically a cookie with cream cheese frosting and strawberries yummy
fervent rose
why is it called pizza then
dusky tulip
bfv was much harder to play on a big screen, i tried that for a bit
I think so too, there is a reaction issue when gaming on a big tv , you see things slower because they are scattered on a bigger field you have to move your eyes farther
arctic grove
I am sure monitors are better but I game on a big tv, even FPS yes like BF 2042 ...
Same I play on flat screen
fervent rose
@dusky tulip yup
dusky tulip
Same I play on flat screen
some are saying its a disadvantage
fervent rose
impossible to quickly eye dart around
onyx mica
i like monitors
arctic grove
some are saying its a disadvantage
I gamed my whole life on big tv’s
median tusk
https://tenor.com/view/no-nitro-gif-25827489
Might be nitroless but definitely touch grass
arctic grove
Tbh I see no difference
arctic grove
Plus yk u can watch tv on the tv
dusky tulip
I gamed my whole life on big tv’s
I still do, my monitor is just used for basic internet and youtube, I do most of my gaming on the big samsung, but we are not gonna be reacting as faast as monitor guys
fervent rose
Tbh I see no difference
when was the last time you played on a properly sized monitor though. its way better for fps games in my experience
arctic grove
when was the last time you played on a properly sized monitor though. its way b...
Uhhhh for a couple months ago at my cousins house
Multiple times
His monitor is a pretty fancy one
dusky tulip
for FPS games a monitor is superior
arctic grove
Tho I play racing games
fervent rose
racing games on a big screen is ideal
arctic grove
Too bad ain’t nothing like split/second or motorstorm….
fervent rose
i need a modern need for speed underground
dusky tulip
Im not pro so I dont care as long as I get a semi decent KD
onyx mica
i like nfs series
fervent rose
but the nfs games lately are pretty meh so idk if they can even do underground justice
median tusk
i need a modern need for speed underground
alternatively you can also get forza horizon 5
arctic grove
Eh
median tusk
its pretty solid
fervent rose
i played a lot of 4
arctic grove
I’m thinking abt getting the crew moterfest game coming soon(crew 3) since it’s getting a serious overhaul compared to the crew 2
Map is smaller too
And new engine
fervent rose
im just waiting on the next forza mainline game tbh
dusky tulip
I tried learning driving playing GT back in the early ps2 days, that game has been there forever
grand turismo
onyx mica
i stopped after i started playing shooter games, not because i don't like it anymore but because i barely have time
dusky tulip
Best car simulator ever
dusky tulip
Imagine how cool the new Grand Turismos are but I havent touched that game probably since 2
too many games and little time
onyx mica
yep
fervent rose
forza is better these days
dusky tulip
i need 48 hours in a day at least
seriously, sleep and work your day is done
how do people manage running a family
onyx mica
uh
ebon pilot
i need 48 hours in a day at least
I wish my body didn't collapse in on itself if it doesn't get 10 hours of sleep
I'm fucking 23 I shouldn't need that much
ebon pilot
Programmer WFH life
onyx mica
oh
dusky tulip
I'm fucking 23 I shouldn't need that much
if you suffer from lack of energy a lot you either have hormonal issues like low testosterone /hypothyroid, or have sleep apnea where your nose is not open and youre a mouth breather
doctors never check young people for these
onyx mica
i am sorry i don't understand much pizzacat but does it mean you are fluent with the language of codes?
dusky tulip
till you find out later why your life sucked all the time when you are 40
ebon pilot
i am sorry i don't understand much pizzacat but does it mean you are fluent with...
yus
onyx mica
omg i need to try to learn some
i watched my x bf doing codes he was russian i understand nothing
ebon pilot
if you suffer from lack of energy a lot you either have hormonal issues like low...
I need to go to the doctor probably
dusky tulip
I need to go to the doctor probably
yeah check your hormones and check for sleep apnea, I wish someone told me when I was younger
onyx mica
sleep apnea yea
dusky tulip
I know a few friends in their 20s with low testosterone its too common these days. It causes lack of energy and depression
dusky tulip
lol Im old
onyx mica
so i can play different games
onyx mica
my human lifetime is not enough
dusky tulip
im a closet gamer
dusky tulip
means I am in the closet like I dont tell friends and family what I do in my spare time, I am too scared to say I play games
onyx mica
why
dusky tulip
because its considered loser behavior in my culture
onyx mica
which country
dusky tulip
middle east
onyx mica
i see
onyx mica
salam brother?
dusky tulip
lol thanks walaikom salam
onyx mica
😄
onyx mica
that is fine
dusky tulip
thats another thing im in the closet about, being a non believer
how can I tell people this when all they do is worship
they dont get it
dusky tulip
yeah I just keep it to me and my best friends
onyx mica
yes
dusky tulip
are you Russian originally too or just your X bf
onyx mica
i am asian
dusky tulip
cool
onyx mica
only him is russian
dusky tulip
how does an Asian meet a Russian lol
carmine rover
Russia is asia
onyx mica
it is a mystery
carmine rover
;0
onyx mica
:x
dusky tulip
I always thought of Russia as its own continent lol but its not
full slate
:3
dusky tulip
its so big
dusky tulip
Why you will never use it living here
dusky tulip
I learned french and forgot it all because I never use it
onyx mica
like mandarin and arabic
dusky tulip
Language is impossible to maintain without use IMO
onyx mica
i assumed so
dusky tulip
our brains forget some things to allow for more things to be stored in memory
I wish it wasnt like that where we can cram more and more information
dusky tulip
but im still surrounded by my people lol
onyx mica
i liked it
dusky tulip
you think I changed countries but my circle does not change
onyx mica
i guess so
dusky tulip
Do you hang out with Asian friends just because it happens they are more around you ?
onyx mica
hm, i don't have friends now
dusky tulip
Yeah that sucks
onyx mica
it was my choice
dusky tulip
why
onyx mica
i can barely have time to maintain it
i want all my time for me mostly
i want to have one or two well someday
dusky tulip
I spend a lot of time on my own too, but when I have days off I feel like I miss my friends
they all moved
away
onyx mica
i understand
dusky tulip
It really does not hit you until you have like a day off or a lot of time off work, then you feel it, you miss your friends
onyx mica
i agree
onyx mica
gn
dapper river
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
onyx mica
boris
dapper river
onyx mica
this guy is kinda cute
outer stone
https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-wings-i-cant-take-this-no-more-gif-23...
i just wanted to stream 😥
onyx mica
lol
placid echo
Accidentally took a nap at like 10pm, woke up feeling like shit, got on a match and went 59-16 on Valparaiso CQ lol
finite wren
Best smg ttk?
carmine rover
K30
finite wren
Ty
placid echo
onyx mica
nice
royal swan
No longer impressed by this performance after seeing the ai bot performance earlier
glacial quarry
it is proven that AI are better vehicle players than 75% of the player population
in the case of 60mm mortar its 100%
next onyx
They're better gunners not commandeers.
glacial quarry
They're better gunners not commandeers.
@royal swan thoughts?
royal swan
They are also good at support
If you asked for help
Request ammo, health, revive, repair
They'll come
onyx mica
lmao
as crew yes
someone needs to lead them somewhere
in b4b they dropped ammo for me all the time. heal me, good support ai
glacial quarry
AI will trash you with 100% accuracy from 80m away with a 60mm mortar
onyx mica
is why i like if they are inside my vehicles
thick shadow
I'm drinking strawberry flavored yoghurt
glacial quarry
AI are actually a threat with M5
chilly jacinth
They're literal demons with the m5
glacial quarry
tow missle too
onyx mica
not when there are 2-4 at the same time
glacial quarry
ive had AI tow missle gunners steal my tank kills and even shoot down helis
onyx mica
often
glacial quarry
one time my mortar AI gunner got 6 player kills with one mortar
glacial quarry
my highest multikill with a single HE shell is only 6 as well
onyx mica
o.o
onyx mica
ah
glacial quarry
my highest is prob 6 got it a few times
onyx mica
very nice
glacial quarry
but ive gotten much bigger lmg sprays
thick shadow
good right?
Cold yogurt drinks are goated
onyx mica
cold yea
thick shadow
Makes me shit afterwards tho
glacial quarry
seen people nuke 12+ people with one airburst mag before
onyx mica
really
thick shadow
40x scope on 1911
onyx mica
my lovely 1911
thick shadow
I haven't really been on 2042 lately
arctic grove
Guys what is the best secondary weapon
thick shadow
What xan j expect with this update
onyx mica
you should
thick shadow
Damn
glacial quarry
g57 burst
thick shadow
Can i
royal swan
Shotty or the burst g57
onyx mica
i like 1911
arctic grove
Guys I wanna unlock a sniper, any know any good ways to level up?
glacial quarry
shorty if you want to just instant delete one guy
onyx mica
with suppressor
royal swan
shorty if you want to just instant delete one guy
Or three
thick shadow
Was there a particular reason for the bipod on the knife in bf4 or was it just a big joke from the devs
onyx mica
man i missed usps
glacial quarry
G57 burst can extend ur streak by like 4-5 kills easily in one mag
and has good range
royal swan
But it doesn't kill fast in close range encounters where you would likely miss most shots
arctic grove
royal swan
Like close up your fucking face
arctic grove
How do I make the g57 burst
thick shadow
Whats holding you back from saying point blank
onyx mica
it is not weird
glacial quarry
the optimal range for shotgun is not up in the face its like 5m away
onyx mica
i can not do shotguns
royal swan
its quite common to miss shotgun point blank too
You gotta be utter dogshit for that to happen
onyx mica
i do better with pistols instead
glacial quarry
if theyre like colliding with ur character
and sprinting
it cna be easy to miss
the optimal range for shotgun is 5 to 10 meters
easily one shots
royal swan
I got a good primary (rpk) so I don't need to use the burst pistol
glacial quarry
i enjoyed the shorty but its not super reliable
thick shadow
its quite common to miss shotgun point blank too
Its weird honestly,like you'd expect a shotgun to literally kill someone right at point blank but no most of the times the devs decide to give us a late christmas gift from last year that says "i hope your future wife decides to crap in your pc rig so you miss your shotgun shots you asshole"
royal swan
Just the shotty to get those nasty fucking kills
glacial quarry
some situations it sucks like if theyre far away or only their head is popping out
and G57 can kill way more people
royal swan
You got a primary for that
onyx mica
i died first everytime i try a shotgun
royal swan
Skill issue
onyx mica
yes that is why i don't use it
glacial quarry
lol i only use g57 when my primary runs out
onyx mica
i even like to use pistol mainly
thick shadow
Shoot first, die first is my favourite mechanic in fps 👍❤️
Speaking from experience
onyx mica
XD
thick shadow
I can tell you easily how to execute it perfectly
onyx mica
how but i did not even had the chance to shoot
glacial quarry
ive had scenarios where i spray so many people my lmg runs out of ammo and i continue with pistol.
onyx mica
im so sad
thick shadow
Just give it your all by being very accurate qhen having a firefight with an enemy, shoot every bullet at your target.
Do not worry you'll die anyway
royal swan
ive had scenarios where i spray so many people my lmg runs out of ammo and i con...
Holy shit are your enemies fucking morons
onyx mica
you will see everything clearly
thick shadow
Hell no, I'd rather be suffocated by a chimpanzees buttcheek than die again by crap
royal swan
I never see more stupid oblivious players ever
glacial quarry
tunnel vision
onyx mica
monkeys
thick shadow
Whats with shoot first, die first bs man
glacial quarry
ive had clips of more oblivious enemies
royal swan
Bro that's as embarrassing of a team as the one that got railed by that ai who top scored
glacial quarry
thick shadow
Istg man you can bomb that mf infront of you and lit him up with all your equipment and still 1 taps you
onyx mica
told you that ai is a spy
royal swan
Istg man you can bomb that mf infront of you and lit him up with all your equipm...
If that happens that's a fat skill issue
glacial quarry
https://streamable.com/ruuddt
https://streamable.com/4icd6u
https://streamable....
you should see the first clip here lol
people were literally running past me
i guess they just aren't expecting someone to be in there
onyx mica
sometimes
thick shadow
If that happens that's a fat skill issue
Did you just call me fat you xylophone
royal swan
people were literally running past me
What region are you in
royal swan
Broooo, you are in hacker land and get these morons as enemies
onyx mica
i stayed being downed and see every guy that run pass the corner where i died got killed, every one of them
i was like, man
glacial quarry
my first match in OC i went like 90 kills in 20mins
royal swan
Played na servers for years and never seen a team as dumb as that
thick shadow
What about a group of 10 friendlies getting floored by a random lvl 20 dude wielding a pistol
onyx mica
lol
glacial quarry
my first match in OC i was spearhead defense sitting behind a rock literally on the map boundary and mowing down everyone who runs past me
next onyx
My friend got hacked by an enemy rao and the guy just simply... walked away.
onyx mica
XD
next onyx
This was during the free weekend.
placid echo
My friend got hacked by an enemy rao and the guy just simply... walked away.
Mission accomplished
royal swan
Bro when did people start to get dumber than bots
next onyx
Yep.
thick shadow
What in the ass was the purpose
upbeat sand
Y is all chat allied chat colour just white
next onyx
To differentiate between all and team chat.
glacial quarry
one time i grappled into the open and got shot by like 5 different enemies. my squadmate behind me just went out to revive me less than 2 seconds later
onyx mica
mine is golden
glacial quarry
as if i didn't just run into a firing squad
upbeat sand
They could do the thing they did in the last by making team chat's font also entirely blue
thick shadow
Thats like going to a grocery store and pay for a pack of 5 gum ,leave the store without the 5 gum
next onyx
I dunno what was going through the guy's head either but it's obviously someone not that versed in first person shooters.
I'm gonna laugh at it but I'm not gonna judge.
onyx mica
i was watching them
glacial quarry
bro you have no idea the amount of times i go on a flank, kill someone and while reloading an enemy healer runs beside me and LITERALLY STARTS REVIVING HIS TEAMMATE RIGHT BESIDE ME
thick shadow
I dunno what was going through the guy's head either but it's obviously someone ...
This has the same vibe like when snoopdogg went to the battlefield 1 EA play event for the multiplayer showcase
onyx mica
i wanted to laugh but i have pity
next onyx
I liked his mindset.
onyx mica
so i just sit in silent
next onyx
With the landship.
glacial quarry
like im just sitting there reloading and the enemy comes, crouches beside me and starts reviving his dead teammate
royal swan
<@761356078839234560>
For now on I would prefer to have my transport heli filled with AI bots than actual players, I have a better chance at getting vehicle assists, being filled repaired 24/7, and being properly used as a spawn beacon
thick shadow
DID YOU SEE HIM so close to the screen
next onyx
Nah!
radiant prism
For now on I would prefer to have my transport heli filled with AI bots than act...
What
glacial quarry
it happens so often now that i no longer switch to my sidearm i just finish reloading while he revives and get 2 kills instead
thick shadow
He was like "de fuk is dis yo"
next onyx
Dude was having the time of his life though.
radiant prism
Oh
next onyx
I love the dude.
radiant prism
next onyx
You can see him enjoying himself.
thick shadow
Was crying when i saw that they let him hit his pack
royal swan
Who y'all talking about
onyx mica
i am not sure
thick shadow
Snoopdogg at the bf1 multiplayer showcase
thick shadow
Imm eat birdseeds at 7am
onyx mica
uh
naive magnet
Gecc
Do you/did you run dozer all the time in conq?
Or do you run him selectively
next onyx
@radiant prism I like his lines.
naive magnet
<@471122014846058506> I like his lines.
This is the Way
onyx mica
i like the sound of tor
royal swan
We need a sound overhaul on guns
royal swan
So tired of guns sounding like plastic toys
The ones that make that robotic gunfire sound
naive magnet
How would I hear footsteps if guns were louder
thick shadow
Overhaul doesn't necessarily need to be louder
naive magnet
I think guns now have pretty decent close proximity sound?
What would y’all change?
royal swan
The texture of the sound
onyx mica
i think they are all sound similar here but maybe i am wrong
royal swan
They are all similar
thick shadow
It sounds like weak paintball guns to me tbh
naive magnet
I feel like the “meta” guns all have distinct sounds?
thick shadow
Expect for some of the snipers
onyx mica
in cs go i would know which guy just killed which other guy where and which gun by the sound of it
in here it is hard
royal swan
Bfv had so many sounds for every gun it felt magical
onyx mica
but i know k30 ...
robust vapor
Potato gun
royal swan
Every gun felt different
thick shadow
War tapes was goated in bf4
onyx mica
and sniper sound
robust vapor
Poot gun
naive magnet
Have any of you ever had an Easter egg reload?
Never once in any BF game
I’ve never seen it firsthand
robust vapor
I got a grand thumb in V
thick shadow
I could never start hunting for easyer eggs in bf cause a good amount of them require a live match
naive magnet
If I didn’t know they existed I wouldn’t be so upset about never seeing one
royal swan
The sound the m16 makes in this game disappoints me
naive magnet
Your first problem is using an M16
thick shadow
It sounds like something jitting hard polymer or something
royal swan
Sounds fucking deep-fried
naive magnet
Wish I was kidding 😜
thick shadow
Are these gun sounds artificial cause they really do not sound field recorded
royal swan
I will never touch the m16 until they fix the sound
I will not have my ears listen to that god awful gun
naive magnet
It’s 2042, how do you want to field record the future
thick shadow
It’s 2042, how do you want to field record the future
L E A V E
Come back i was kidding
thick shadow
No
royal swan
Thank god the rpk doesn't sound like the m16
thick shadow
U
royal swan
It has that generic gun sound every other gun has
But not as ass and deep-fried as the m16
next onyx
Rm277 unsuppressed sounds like a nail gun thankfully.
M16a3 has a pretty good firing sound. Tells me what kind of gun it is.
Aek sounds weak though.
torpid wadi
Rm277 unsuppressed sounds like a nail gun thankfully.
We need to bring back the nail gun from hardline
royal swan
Aek has like no recoil
How high are you
next onyx
I think I know what he means.
fresh lintel
I imagine console AEK has no recoil
next onyx
The animation I can imagine not showing it off well.
fresh lintel
I havent used it yet. Was stolen for Sea of Thieves
thick shadow
Dawg im on ps5
royal swan
Bro the aek kicks like a fucking mule
next onyx
Aek rips.
royal swan
If you said the rpk doesn't have recoil I would've believed you
thick shadow
Do i look like i use the rpk
royal swan
Yes
thick shadow
Why tf would i do that
royal swan
Why wouldn't I use 60 mag no recoil fast reload beam machine
thick shadow
M16 and rpk sound the same
royal swan
Nope
royal swan
I know what the m16 sounds like and it's no where near the rpk
thick shadow
They sound the same
royal swan
M16 sounds shit and the rpk sounds generic
thick shadow
royal swan
One is deep fried and one is copied from the other guns
thick shadow
What snack would the m16 be if its deep fried
royal swan
Something that would instantly make you obese
thick shadow
Damn he answered and also not answered my question
royal swan
And put a fat $ on your medical bills
I couldn't imagine any other gun that would increase your blood pressure and fat intake than the m16
torpid wadi
What is the calorie count in an m16
thick shadow
What gun yells MASSACRE
arctic grove
M16 is okay. On the lower end of portal weapons bad recoil
Plus kills pretty quick too
royal swan
What gun yells **MASSACRE**
Mg42
torpid wadi
M16 is okay. On the lower end of portal weapons bad recoil
Really the most important thing about the m16 is that carrying handle drip
torpid wadi
Third times the charm eh
thick shadow
Never
royal swan
Third times the charm eh
He finished a sentence with eh, HE'S CANADIAN GET HIM
arctic grove
Anyone know a easier way to unlock the stuff on the vehicles?
torpid wadi
He finished a sentence with eh, HE'S CANADIAN GET HIM
Yeah im canadian
full burrow
hows the new playtest going
thick shadow
Lmao
royal swan
hows the new playtest going
For what
royal swan
royal swan
Look he fucked up again
thick shadow
Wait
naive magnet
There can only be one
thick shadow
He legit said on
naive magnet
It can be you
thick shadow
💀😭
naive magnet
I did it for you, everyone else was messing up text
royal swan
Everyone?
thick shadow
Man
onyx mica
romantic
thick shadow
Ong
royal swan
Everyone was the two of us
You should work on that.
naive magnet
I love you too
naive magnet
Skeptical
royal swan
Bathroom new-year
Tip, slow down.
naive magnet
Observer, what do you normally play? I’ve seen you around enough
royal swan
What game normally play
thick shadow
Tip, slow down.
Sounds like a tip
next onyx
Yeah im canadian
Thought you were a southerner all this time.
naive magnet
What game normally play
Yes?
sturdy socket
can't believe all chat was finally added
onyx mica
me too
naive magnet
Is it really added if you can’t message after the game ends?
Cmon dice
I’m over here trying to flame
How can I do that with tickets left
onyx mica
i feel slightly hurt
naive magnet
Ever since all chat became a thing there has been an influx of people taking vehicles that have no business driving or flying
royal swan
Finally saying gg ez after almost two years is amazing
sturdy socket
Ever since all chat became a thing there has been an influx of people taking veh...
that's why you insult them
naive magnet
They think the game ends at the exact second the last ticket is off the board
I think the game ends when I’m done typing
We are clearly not on the same page
torpid wadi
Dice hates consoles
Consoles can use the chat, fraid i don’t remember how but i have used it in the past
naive magnet
You can chat
thick shadow
What has been the most unexpected insult you've received on bf
torpid wadi
Ah i see i see
onyx mica
that you are beautiful
royal swan
What has been the most unexpected insult you've received on bf
Haven't got one. It's all the same
naive magnet
Last game
thick shadow
Are you lying
thick shadow
So u dont eat
royal swan
Haven't got one. It's all the same
Shit like I fucked your mom, I fucked your dad, go outside, eat shit, you suck ass, #####, ######, ######, and so on
thick shadow
I can't follow
naive magnet
Shit like I fucked your mom, I fucked your dad, go outside, eat shit, you suck a...
Kids these days tell you to eat cup
Autocorrect
That’s okay
naive magnet
They really like you
thick shadow
Shit like I fucked your mom, I fucked your dad, go outside, eat shit, you suck a...
Has anyone ever said "Jeez man ur butthole probably looks and smells like a pumpkin"
onyx mica
yes
naive magnet
You just did
acoustic seal
What has been the most unexpected insult you've received on bf
hackusation as 2kd mp18 assault in bf1
naive magnet
That pumpkin spice farte
thick shadow
Now hold on
royal swan
That pumpkin spice farte
👌
acoustic seal
doing absolutely fuck all on a terrible map and some guy says i'm cheating
onyx mica
i was responding to the previous guy
naive magnet
Where’s gecc
onyx mica
not about pumpkin
naive magnet
I just want to ask dozer questions
royal swan
Where’s gecc
Dead
thick shadow
I got concerned optimus
royal swan
He got got
onyx mica
i see
naive magnet
When you don’t start at the beginning of the game
I wish you’d get vehicle priority
Or some shit
royal swan
Oh I remember one, it was about "I'm going to lick your eyeballs you observing ###"
naive magnet
Sometimes he might be told to observe updog
royal swan
You can probably guess what those three # ment
thick shadow
No
royal swan
Sometimes he might be told to observe updog
Nobody is falling for that
royal swan
You probably can't guess what
onyx mica
tell me
naive magnet
Chicken butt
royal swan
naive magnet
GOTTEM
royal swan
Easy peasy
torpid wadi
Yall are an interesting bunch
onyx mica
i agree
naive magnet
You wanna see a dope clip!
thick shadow
Did he just call us stupid
royal swan
This is why we would immediately notice if one of us was a chatgpt bot
thick shadow
Bitcoin
onyx mica
it is among us
robust vapor
royal swan
Ever since I mentioned it, the licking eyeballs insult is stuck in my head
onyx mica
promise?
onyx mica
good enough
robust vapor
When you steal enemy AA wildcat
naive magnet
I expect to die this is BF
thick shadow
Feeling like walking up to a random couple and say that the boyfriend looks like he enjoys grinding his teeth on sandpaper and tell the girlfriend she smells like Jupiter
thick shadow
You heard me
onyx mica
i am trying
naive magnet
But a 5k splatter cmon
I wish I had more reliable gunners
subtle request for gunners to DM me
royal swan
Then get ai
naive magnet
I have two friends who GUN
onyx mica
ai is very good
royal swan
Good enough to top score
naive magnet
I can’t call in an AI team
onyx mica
like in some games comment
naive magnet
That would be lit
onyx mica
they are godlike!
royal swan
Except be your partner
naive magnet
I already have one of those I’m good
thick shadow
I always crack up when i request ammo in a bot game that the AI just stares at you and then throws the ammo box
naive magnet
I have played like 4 bot games ever
onyx mica
he was like i read you
naive magnet
I’ll only get games with AI to start at best
thick shadow
I just play bot games when i want to chill
naive magnet
Im sure I could grind and get my “value” out of bot games
It doesn’t feel right to me
onyx mica
i don't like ai games
but in the morning to afternoon we have a lot of ai in the lobby
naive magnet
Mainly to start games
But as a Ram that first AI push is delicious
As a vehicle first person, what are the best specialists? I’m torn between Crawford, Irish, and Falck
thick shadow
Did you know that battlefield 2042 is a game
thick shadow
What
naive magnet
Shriek
onyx mica
As a vehicle first person, what are the best specialists? I’m torn between Crawf...
not sure but i am using lis
onyx mica
you asking me?
thick shadow
In general
onyx mica
ntw
onyx mica
nice
robust vapor
Need the container skin for Angel's crates
onyx mica
true
thick shadow
Angel supply drop skin that changes the impact with a nuclear mushroom cloud
onyx mica
i want new skin for my robocop, that is my ranger's name
robust vapor
Also give Angel a trap supply
The one that explodes when an enemy interacts with it
naive magnet
I wish your whole team could spawn any vehicle
robust vapor
naive magnet
Would that be crazy
onyx mica
The one that explodes when an enemy interacts with it
this would be funny
can we hack enemy's ranger in the future, then it will follow us instead
robust vapor
this would be funny
Anvil skin so I can cartoon the enemies
onyx mica
XD
robust vapor
Memefield 2042
I also want a boxing glove melee
Stabbing people be boring sometimes
rocky kraken
fix melee
robust vapor
Likewise for the shock baton