#battlefield-2042
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Hi monkey 😎
Wait what ?
why do people make claims that they rarely see cheaters
you arent going to be able to see that someone is cheating 99% of the time
cuz if you see tank 5 hmg headshot killfeed in 15 seconds
I get called a hacker yet actual hackers run aaround for months on end not gettign banned.
LMAO and then you get banned for hacking but we all know you dont hack.
If you ask me it’s better that cheaters are hard to see
It’s the blatant cheaters that ruin things
@keen sinew I've noticed you have a lot of very low-tier takes, please refrain from using the chat unless your K/D is above 5, thanks!
lmao what
meta discussions should only be participated in by high-tier players (aka 5 k/d or higher)
am i just heard about this mental illness shit
Never says anything of value
how would you know if I'm blocked 🤔
checkmate kiddo
You do realize theres a button "show message"
'Poker player'
what would be the point of blocking someone if you read all their messages anyway
its funny how you can easily tell if somene has a K/D less than 5 in just a few short interactions with them
is there a lot of cheaters in bf1?
probably its an FPS
A K/D less than 5 ?
piss loving?
You can find actively moderated community servers for bf1
I think Monke likes piss 
Otherwise cheaters appear a bit
because every other bf on pc has had tons of obvious cheaters, and this one doesnt
Its not to say they're all cheater filled but they do exist
no shit you cant detect or find every cheater in every lobby.
but 2042 doesnt have the same cheating issues bfv did, thats for sure
Well as games get older they do just get more
My K/D is 0.87
Cause cheaters gradually find ways around detection
bfv had tons of cheaters within the first year
And EA gives fewer shits
game had like 0 anti cheat, known cheaters wouldnt get banned
There is a surefire way to avoid cheaters
EAC in 2042 do the job
Yea bf5 probably basically has the same anticheat as bf1 id bet
So thus people found quick it worked
go to portal server browser
Play on consoles with crossplay off
Long live the cheat 🥳🏳️🌈
U
Why me ? 
LMAO
IMAGINE PLAYING ON CONSOLE
your K/D is clearly less than 5 with a take like that
French
Bread
community servers just let their friends cheat, bf1 is cooked
The fact I'm French means a like piss obligatory ?

Nah theres the Budz server which is good
Its actively modded
Theyre generally decent people?
Znath is a known cheater don' listen to him
the difference of modded and non modded is a lot
budz is full of boomers, idk which is worse
lmao
Yes
Yea like they act quick to reports typically
💦
I heard you had ratio inferior to 0.5 even though you cheat everyday 
My kd is 1.03 rn lol
You need therapy my Monkeley friend 
What if i told you
Not everyone playing fps games is an acne studded teenage boogerblaster
But i havent played much
18 hours lmfao
Why would i pay someone to listen to my problems
Using a thermal scope on the RPT feels sooooo good. I can see enemies regardless of bad visibility from the map
Honestly id rather a bunch of old farts ran a server than some impulsive children
at this point i'd rather play against cheaters than joel, father of 4, sitting in the rafters on amiens tdm
My pronouns are Monke or NIG||erian||
Hard to claim racism when your profile is literally a monkey
Fakest screenshot I've ever seen in my life, we can clearly see you erased the "0." just before the 5
I’m racist
At least hes a better troll than the other one
he's onto me 👀
Spitfire vs bf 109 what a balance, spitfire just turns his brain off and sits on the tail of bf 109 with no way of fighting it
when do we cant call monkey monkey
You don't have to pay them if you put a gun onto their head 😎
Which spitfire
I'm uncancelable 
Which other one ?
Do germans only have stuka?
Limits the F grade troll
Monke id give a D- at least
18 hours gameplay, Crawford, low KPM, high kill/assist ratio
Real
must be transport heli
Crawford is bad
nah just a tank abuser
Tank abuser?
Not sure which genius balanced the server which give americans a B-17 and the Germans only a Stuka, then gave americans a spitfire and germans a Bf 109
thats worse
Can't hide the American bias
so he fuck with tank?
40% win rate 
Fr
variance a bitch
mans name is deadlymedic but 95% of his kills are in a vehicle
40% is stastics bro
Lmfao
man aint reviving nobody
i made that name in 2010
still funny
spamming 1km behind the line
i guess, but I've heard it like 200x by now lol
variance is statistics my duder
no thats garbage strat
pog
average condor pilot: crashes into the nearest building
average hind pilot: retired ex USAF, flying like his life depends on it
I’ve got an extreme amount of melee kills so I’d believe it
Not to be pretentious but sometimes I'm pretty good with heli, I just suck with condor and every other aspect of the game 
I would believe the 607 melee kills I have
i believe that to
Condor turns like a boat now
Condors an easier target
Less maneuverable
can 2 shot with m5 before condors leave
Wide too
THICC
Wide boi
The big ol wings are easy hits if you miss
Condors are better at hit and run
Give the condor foldable slats so it can turn faster
Cobra a condor
oh jesus
-all the guns-
I do it already
-after burner straight up and spin-
Fly straight at the ground and hit the Vtol just to scare my passengers
Reverse engines and flip
Fore all guns straight down
I dislike my fellow medic players
why do the condor and panther have flying modes
They barely revive
Cause they do
I see this is your first battlefield game
my K/D would be 10 if medics revived
No absolutely not
Pretty sure it still counts as a kill for you
limit get your kpm above 1 to continue talking in this chat
You just don’t have to respawn
gonna need that
Playing since bf4
I don't think so
i play medic because they gave falck 12 regenerating medpens, i do not care about the guy going 4-12 spam pinging for a revive
the death doesnt register until you are completely dead
Yeah but like when the opportunity is there just revive your teammates, it aint so hard to be nice for them
Thought they changed it more ya know I guess
Go back to respawn map and then it counts at death i remember
Now i wanna build an active thrust vectored condor on kerbal space
virgin detected
That'll be 6 fps sir
Ksp1
mp40 good gun
KSP2 came out?
wow
Last month actually
kpm worthless stat
Very un-optimized
I spend too much time in spotter seat
i spend too much time in gunner seats
I spend too much time flying the drone
I spend to much time in the driver seat
considering that im gonna be 3 KAPM
Being an armored taxi
I spend too much time in this chat
Gun drone?
Scout drone
I avoid riding cause people like crashing
From casper
I spend to much time hacking people with rao
rao sucks
lmao
Something like that yes
I just shoot at pilots
Rao was good
Now he does
Great way to farm xp tho😂
Rao was god Tier before the class system fucked him
kills per minute is worthless, very good comment
he always sucked
Recons all suck
you get in the tank and cant manage 1 kill per minute 
it is when you spend a lot of time in spotter seat or being a repair bot
I disagree at all
its called playing as a team
I just snipe with lis
Unless your sniper skills are good lmao
Half of this chat is trolling and I love it
He was most broken AA method of all time
but your win rate is 40%
Luckily you don't necessarily have to take a sniper with u
thats variance for ya
Variance you said
If you're not using a sniprr rifle of some kind with a recon. Use any other class
i know how to kill planes easily
Could be worse, looks at call of duty discord
or helis
only so much you impact one out of 64 players has
sample size is way too small anyway
My 60% winrate is variance then
Or if your like me and primarily drive vehicles it doesn’t matter who you play
partly, also partly you leaving when you get a losing game
Winrate is probably the least important stat in bf games
Yes it is
true
Tbh that's probably the best thing you said today😂
Cause any moron can pad it up if it looks like a loss
yes, but its also funny to see someone with 40% talk about his kd
thats innately hilarious
HES A TROLL STOP TALKING TO HIM
with 0.89 kpm
post your stats mate
nah he isnt
Literally.
vehicle players are built different
Make rao an engineer 2023
90% of what he says is
"Blabla you cant talk if youre not over n+1 kdr"
really hope that
this is why players shouldnt be able to talk if their k/d is less than 5
Is he bot or something
All i care about is spotted and revived lmao
I honestly feel like Boris in his current state is a better recon than an Engie
Almost 1k spotted
Bots say smarter things
if you leave the match does it save the stats
@fervent rose post your stats
maybe thats why some ppl have high winrates? idk
yes
Ya know what fuck you Tier 100’s Irish like I did
correct
at what point tho
not win/lose but
thats a awful tier
Win or loose, your the real winner if youre having fun
idk why care about stats
@fervent rose didnt think so
It was during the first season when all the grenade spam happened on exposure lmao
you can abuse win/loss by leaving losses in any bf @glacial quarry
Guilty🙋♂️
relatively meaningless stat
Yea it's super easy
lol
real gamers thank ai for reviving them
Thats how I got tier 1 Paik and motion sensor
@placid oxide its higher than yours btw
no wonder some players have over 70% win rates
In games like world of tanks you cant leave early, but you can also pad that up by playing low tiers and always playing with friends that are good
always thought it a bit odd
Be healthy and eat like 10 grams of chocolate
wot sucks
Cause like a squad of 3 high skill people on like wot/wows can turn battlew
queue only for attackers breakthrough also lets you easily pad wins
even if you dont leave games
I Love how the light on his helmet is also on
Since its 15v15 a 3 person platoon is 20% of the team
they should add more 1942 guns that can be unlocked
post
defense only wins when your team is literally too heavy to push
idk
if you're putting good impact in the game, at least
i always found defense easier
its 50/50
might be because it favours my lcmg more
90% of my losses on attack are due to ally players not moving forward to the capture zone
I Love the CAV brawlers legendary skin
unless you know how to flank
A good player on wot can carry like 2-4 bad players
But like 1 good player on bf even if they carry 10 worthless idiots. Theres 32 people total so it leaves 21 space fillers to drag a loss down
Breakthrough or conquest, what yall prefer?
Depends who I’m playing and what I’m doing
3 conquest and 1~2 rounds of BT
i exclusively play BT only now
always BT in 2042
BT makes me braindead
not a single good conquest layout to be found
i'd also play Rush if they decided to make fun rush layouts
the intern who came up with the current Rush layouts didnt do a good job
is 2042 good for milsims?
lmao
I enjoy new map bt surprisingly
is it good in general?
no bf is good at "milsim"
leave
play WW3 if you want a milsim
its an arcade game
hl's hardline difficulty ain't that hard
Go play ARMA
i would make a joke but i will not
Or if your on console play Insurgency
I did enjoy Insurgency
they really need to nerf zain lol
ive been playing zain recently and actually doing better than mackay
Not before I t1 him god damn it
BT
the xm shouldnt be reloading this fast or at all, and it shouldnt be hitting so damn hard
zain is wildly better than nerfed mackay
both.
exposure should get a rework
the xm is so fucked
I rather nerf clipsize
you shoot at common cover spots and instantly get 3+ kills, of course he's better than mackay
like new stuff added to it
i never really used it before but now that i do i realise its even stronger than i thought
@fervent rose how you gonna criticize someone’s stats but be too afraid to post your own. That’s some bitch shit straight up
I feel like the main issue is that it can kill a whole team of people in one mag and still have reserve ammo
explosive in this gsme are fucked
I think the btk is three on the XM if I’m not wrong
flexing kd is lame
The XM effectively has infinite ammo.
if you have a super high kd but your kpm is like less than 1 thats kinda cringe
KPM worthless stat
Plz keep stats for nutting yourself
I think the XM would be ok if it could only get more ammo from boxes
and do not post on this channel
Well that’s pretty fair
K/D is worthless stat either
You can easily get 10 kd by sitting behind
yeah but that's how specialist gadgets overall work, if you changed how Zain's thing worked, what about others?
since we dont know how much contributr to your team
If you haven’t realized that all stats are worthless than you kinda silly ngl
And you are still fapping with your 5 kd
to win as defense you must kill a lot quickly or you get overrun. to win as attack you must kill a lot quickly to take the point. kpm is highly meaningful sorry bruh
Your right but if you nerf it’s damage just sit there and tank all the airbursts
are you mentally ill or something
Obvious troll is obvious
stop ffs
using the 60mm mortar. theyre better than 99.9% of players at it
Why
the ai is cracked at abusing vehicles
i only wish i can have an AI on my mortar the whole game
ground ones at least
the mortars and other aoe have aimbot basically
just like when they shoot you with the real guns
You can see jets 5 cobra per minute
basically the AI have aimbot
but its not perfect aimbot
otherwise its too broken
they often miss by a bit
also the AI is pretty cool if you play solo tdm vs a whole group. they'll constantly rush you and surround you
but in the case of shit like the 60mm mortar and 40mm transport launcher
missing a bit doesnt matter
AIs will destroy your vehicle faster than you could snipe
so they essentially have aimbot for those

i had an AI mortar gunner nuke 6 PLAYERS with one mortar before
and a lot of times AI destroying mavs or tanks with my tow missle
they almost never miss with those
Another possible way to balance Zain is that he has to completely run dry on ammo in his XM and only regenerates one bullet at a time
so basically 60mm mortar on vehicle is this dumbfire bomb that shoots out
it has a LOT of drop so you need to adjust for range a lot
thats not needed. lower zain damage to a 4 shot to kill or make the splash smaller
it makes it hard for players to accurately hit shots
And the recharge rate is clearly too fast on airburst
AI skips all that
I’d be fine with 4 htk but some people wanna completely destroy him
They need to just do two things
Make boris turret airbust
I think zain is healthy for anti-camp
- reduce dmg to 4 hit kill or reduce its blast radius
- make the resupply a lot longer
and we all gonna forget about Zain
the blast radius is honestly insane it is bigger than irish’s aps range
and the replenish rate is unreal
I think it is made for that
ya its very fucking stupid that zain can counter irish aps
recharge rate is problem btw
The refresh rate does need adjustments but his entire kit is centered around making people move from cover
So if they can just take a whole mag and not die he’s useless
lmao you dont even have time to move
even if i knew someone was gonna shoot at me i cant run in time
3 shots and im dead and the radius is enormous
I saw Lis main kill himself for missiles
Lis main things
the current zain airburst should have a max range of like 30
100 is insane lol but 30 is too little
for the same reasons that c5 is range limited
prob 50 or 75
I’m fine with that the 100 meters is fucking sniping people
so no refresh gonna be a joke
i dont mind airburst having range. but it cant have 100m and be a mini nuke device that recharges in 10 seconds
Lis mains spending an entire game scratching the paint on my tank and never getting a kill.
I just don’t understand how that’s fun
he is up to something
Cause she’s primarily anti air
lol exactly
i dont think ive ever gotten killed directly by a lis missle
5-6 Lis become cancer
Sounds moreike a skill issue than a game problem 🤔
for tank
you havent made a team so mad that theres 10 lissiles coming at you every 2 minutes
maybe ur tu smol
A frag killed me on the other side of a tank
They still don’t get the kill dude
I have best feeling ever til you die
oh yeah cause explosions go through walls.
because why not who gives a shit
im one of the most cancerous vehicle tank whores in the region
Amen brother
ah
Do better
they dont kill me but they get me killed by other stuff at worst
Are you dumb? Ofc explosives go through walls
A fellow vehicle rat 🐀
Like i could understand getting concussed like the concussion grenade hit me but I shouldn’t die
vehicle main
i dont main vehicles
I mean going through solid objects, like tanks for instance.
Lmfao
Still yes.
one of the reasons i dont play CQ
The shock goes through walls and vehicles not necessarily the frag
but i play tank to farm infantry in BT
what
Go play cod
Nvm
you're fine with grenade explosions going straight through solid objects? That's fine to you?
earlier i got accused of aimbotting on a tank
The hell
Cod is garbage in general
I saw someone airdrift a airplane in the 1942 gamemode in 2042
but shokewave can kill a man?
It’s a money grab with skins and everything kinda like battlefield now
idk man
i mean it can
Most of the time you’ll just get concussed
@placid oxide are you getting 5 kd by playing vehicles only
through entirely solid objects, i donno, man.
You cant reload an m1 garand unless its empty?
Well in my context it made sense cause I was on the other side of a tank
I felt that by myself
Nah MBT
CQ?
That's not actually true, you can partially reload an M1 garand.
It’s just easier to load a Garand from completely empty
Anyway back to playing dozer
Got bored of Zain
Your god damn right
As he should tbh he deserves it
i remember shooting a dozer in the face and blew up 3 ppl around him but he lived
That was probably his passive
no he was blocking
I’ve done the same thing when Zains shoot me
HE shell
Yeah his passive is explosive resistance
i find Dozer to be an obnoxious fuck. I don't like him or his shield.
That combined with his shield makes you damn near invulnerable to them
HE shell gets stopped by his shield
all shells
Dozer is way stronger than i thought
He’s a hidden gem in a pile full of garbage mackay mains
why do people hate mackay mains
as far as i can see its the only specialist that encourages good play
ADS movement speed
But I believe its still cause of his old passive
what old passive
forgot what his pre nerf passive was
he could play APEX in bf
i only use mackay now for lcmg or if the grapple is super useful for a situation
AR i can comfortably play without the ads passive
not LCMG
First one in the game i got T1 was mackay out of everything and I hate him still
Remember when people used to only play as Angel when he could give ammo and armor.
lol i was an angel main back then
I Play Angel cause I like cosplaying a support from bf4 we are not the same
now i dont even need ammo
I played Falck even back then
I played Casper, mackay back then ew
lcmg literally starts with 1300 bullets
you wont run out
and it resupplies 100 per person you kill
The LCMG needs to chill

Why they made class system btw
Cause people bitched
because you're playing battlefield
Because everyone hated the lack of classes
I like the Class system and also don’t
Id rather walk around with just a knife than fly a plane
Like making rao an engineer
"It's not battlefield" statement is exists since first release of bfv
??? no
bf1?
people said that about bc1, bc2, bf3
irish is the most engineer class out there
Every battlefield has “not been battlefield” in some way shape or form
which is funny
im even starting to consider using irish over crawford when playing tank
starting to?
I do
He was an engineer but he got replaced with Crawford
It’s way better
usually i just get teammate to do it for me
put the aps
does crawford’s passive apply to the tank repair ability?
Rarely ever actually need the repair tool though
uhhh
no?
i usually use it when i get hit by another lissle after i just repaired
You can stack the repair system with normal repair tool that’s about all I know
Hit the repair system and hop out with your torch
btw about my first chat today
lissles dont do anything besides annoy you
does below radar got fixed
TOR only kills you if you get caught at a bad time with it
They just prevent tanks from being too aggro basically
about stinger bug
You can out gun the tor which is funny
javelin just go behind a wall 😂
not the maul at long range
but a noob tor, yea ig
with HE shell dont think i can
You’ve never seen me cross map a tor
The fucker thought he was gonna win too
but usually if the enemy is using TOR then they just get steamrolled by infantry
okay but that guy was terrible if he lost at long range with maul
TOR is horrible in BT
i just focus on the enemy infantry and only target vehicles when its convenient
ya it is
Tor is horrible in general just get good with a normal tank
Amen
most people use TOR in BT as a cope mechanism for good tanks
the tor maul is extremely busted on defense
You can just LOS it the entire match and still slaughter their infantry
it depends
if the enemy team has a good tank or heli it is useful
if not just use a normal tank and farm infantry
like you can still be c5'd from the sky so its not invincible, but tor maul beats every vehicle that isnt flying above it
but it is def better on defense for sure
tor is useless as fuck on offense half the time there aint even any vehicles for you to shoot
I wish if Jets had their afterburner going when they popped flares the missile would still hit them
ya i never use tor on attack, thats wack
i accidentally selected TOR on kaleidoscope earlier today
That’s a rip moment
i'd requeue
i didnt even use the main gun
just HMG all the way and won lol
didnt get much kills tho
In COAX HMG’s we trust
the auto spot was useful tho ngl
Blessed be the omnisiah
i only managed to get like 25 kills the whole 12min match
the enemy team is so shit lol losing in 12min in kaleidoscope against a team with a TOR
SBMM when
B got captured before i even drove there
It wouldn’t do what you’d want it too
sbmm battlefield
lol
sbmm cant wait to get matched with hackers
The entire team is just mackay and Zain with armor plates and med pens all running meta guns
wow
sounds like me

nah even worse, stacks abusing the most meta combos
I’m attacking you specifically yes
get dart jav'd every 10 seconds
Dart javing is fun to be on the giving end of
Average sweat
BT will have hinds with 2 repair all the time
Rao plus dart jav Is so fun
in a high sbmm lobby the hind would probably get shit on
i once came across this hind on exposure
it was just hovering at B1 and my tank was indoors so i HE shelled it and it repaired fully before my second he shell
it just kept staying there and i ran out of HE shells
yea in flight repair is fair and balanced 
even killed some people inside it but it just stayed
you know the conference room at B1
my tank was indoors (balanced btw)
and there was a hind hovering outside the window shooting in
so i just kept shelling it but it repairs to full hp before i even reload the shell
or almost
HE shell only does like 37 dmg or something to the transport
you hit the pilot or dont bother at all 
if it were sideways i think i couldve blown up the repair
i did kill like 2 people but idk who
was thinking the repair but it was still getting repaired
People who play mackay eat corn the long way 
bf is a movement game change my mind
Not when I have me shield out it’s not
it's a positioning game that has some movement
90% of dozers i run into get outmanuevered easily
well yea dozer has built in issues
do you guys switch weapons and spec items with the number buttons oder mouse scroll?
they always rush you just sprint slide jump to the side easy kill
or grapple into the air lmao
dozer's shield has counter intuitive controls
most people wont stay calm under pressure and use the shield correctly
so many times people try to dozer me in stranded B breakthrough
i just grapple into the air and shoot them from above
My luckiest clip of all time
the fuck is that scope
the 3x hybrid red dot
it looks so cursed
I actually really like it for the Bsv
i would have hit 2 players and die with no kill

bsv doesnt get fusion, i have tried that before too
the other 1.25x is still decent
the k8? fucking hate that thing
I have the Russian red dot for it when I need it but the one I have suffices
it's got a much fatter dot than the 1.25x and it's 1.5x but it's not that bad at all
i dunno i kinda like it in some way
that hammer meele was personal 
i prefer bsv irons over k8
I like the DD holo the one with the triangle one
hate that sight
the triangle is so horrible
I thought he was alive I was about to beat him to death
🤢
My favourite part of this clip is that you could have killed all of them with airburst at the same time
nade, 2 sph
thats 6 kills
super is surprisingly consistent though i wouldnt have thought it would 1hk that last guy
faster too
quick decisions in combat are SHOOT SHOOOT
It is i Love the super shorty
the super 500 is definitely a weapon that's in the game
He was also at like half health so that helped
I like the super shorty the way it is
I Hope it stays the same
shorty players when they see primary shotguns
so far it seems to be outright better than the 880 for god knows what reason
its kinda funny the shorty is stronger than the mcs
i hope the time to kill stays like that, its so good right now, dont let them ruin it again
Me who uses both
random question for you guys, is it possible for a player who missed out on season two to unlock the mk4?
go to collections and hover over it
youll see challenges
the challenges don’t show up
You can unlock all equipment and weapons from previous seasons
he is cookin something
Just Not cosmetics
revalidate your game files maybe. could be the same server issues though with ea app / etc
Destroy, avoid, or evade them
I am in fact cooking
so, if I find the challenges (on google, for example) then go complete said challenges, it’ll unlock it?
you never know with this cursed software
poor friends have been wanting me drop 100+ kill games with it and they’re dying to use it hahah, appreciate the help
just don't use lis thats the biggest cope
lis players just wanna wish they were born to be rockets
Lis is useful for longer distance but painful to try take out a tank solo
I quickly scoped a tank with lis
wait for dice to fix engineer / rush them as assault with c5 / use TOR maul
It was epic
i was flying a 100kmh transport plane and lis rocket killed me off today 
hax 
rekt lol
You use lis for helis, and then use anti-tank mines for tanks.
wonder if I’ll even find a game at 6:14am 
What am I supposed to do with Enemy Vehicles disrupted or allied vehicles protected from lock on for weekly mission
Valid until you get tanks sitting in spawn trying to cross map all game lol
VPN to a different timezone its dat ez
Rao
throw emp on enemy vehicles
one of the best ways to kill tanks is actually just sneak like 30m behind them and put down mines
they reverse they die
Use rao for the vehicle disable
a lot of my deaths happen this way lol
or jump on top of them and mine them
ya ppl do that too
Bold of you to assume Australian internet would handle such a high ping 
does putting mine on a car and driving it into a tank work
I don’t think so
what modes got people in them? ive tried a few and I jus join empty lobbies
Thx
i have no idea. i think it doesnt stick to jeeps/etc
I mean you can grind official portal modes with bots for full xp at least
three c4 on a LATV usually does the trick
i think the word ur lookin for is jeep stuff
c5 jeep definitely works, but the tanker needs to not have eyes
Ive used c5 and jevelin to destroy tanks but it didn’t count
Its the allahu snackbar jeep💀
wait a minute
would this work with vehicles
Think it should if the mode has vehicles enabled
Oh another person in OCE?
Or c5 plus jeep
I get bored and just feel like farming bots in a night bird but they removed helis in the bot breakthrough mode 
hey lol
POV: when you see a enemy driving a vehicle at 100kmh directly at you
The games last night were so shit. Just full of weird, boring players.
yea in 2042 jeep c5 is a trap most of the time
Pov you shot him with a 155mm
pro tip; if you’ve got someone throwing C4 on you/driving a LAT at you, jump out of the vehicle before it explodes
Pov the c5 still gets to your tank and explodes😭
A neutral vehicle has more health than an enemy vehicle LMAO
asia server things
I love doing C4 traps.
what modes actually got people in them
I heard tank driver shd die with the tank tho
the amount of times I’ve bailed right before they blow their C4 and they just suicide 
why tho
Fire pfp
there are so many times i kill myself by HE shelling someone point blank before they detonate their C4
idk are you happy huell?
I dropped 80-2 in breakthrough and got bored lol
I will be if I can find a game w people
Everytime I see a troglodyte blow themselves up with c4 I feel a little more joy.
and what would make you unhappy huell
What's pain is that my mates and I could of hit a triple hundy bomb.
But the game ended too soon.
Is anyone else experiencing horrible ping in every match they play?
No but the hitreg is shit.
not finding a server w people
hopefully they fix up hitboxes for players in vehicles someday this year
@ea our job now is making huell happy

do you have crossplay turned off
turn it on if so
it wont let me turn it on
you have to turn it on in the main menu
hes stuck in crossplay off void
@next onyx what’s your IGN? I’ll add you and we can play some time if you’re keen. Mine is “Luck” but you won’t be able to find me because it just brings up a tonne of randoms that have the word Luck in their user lol
Imagine wanting to sweat on the game with way
still wating for that formular ur cookin
better then having 3 IQ squad mates tbh
im tryna
i'm curious. how often do you lot see people ramming with condors and jets?
of course i know 'em, its me
I’ll be honest I’ve used a condor to ram a couple of helis in my time
Just starting using the RM68 and sheeeeeesh this thing is a sight to behold
what about using them to kamikaze tanks
is the MAV supposed to float and sail?
dont give them ideas
i enjoy condor ramming guys who park jeep in the back of the map with 50mm cannons
i very rarely see it in anymore
nah it’s a bit of a waste then, equip the 50cal for the front gunner and they can rip through tanks in like 5-6 shots
in any battlefield
Wildcat likes that, free food
i could just seat switch and gl them, but its more fun to ram them
wildcat players when they see a fly in the sky#
i want to try playing on oceania too but i need vpn
my ping there is still fine its like 90
i've had jet pilots try to ram me in a tank and it did nothing
one time it flipped me over
maybe ur tank got used to that HAH 
you need to eject before the jet hits to do any damage I believe, otherwise the game just thinks you’re crashing into the ground lol
"Luck"
I've seen you in game.
I am Wagyanba.
wow i couldn't tell you were Wagyanba 
dont listen to him guys, he just wants you to leave the tank so he can kill u
I’ll add ya in a sec 
not fallin for that genjutsu
I also have “feet” lol
Always loved being toxic and saying “hope you like feet because you just got stomped” after each game on bf4
I swear I've fought with and against you consistently.

i litterly had to write a i for L in my name ingame wth?
yeah I play a fair bit hahah, bf2042 won my heart back after cod mwii sucked ass
cod players among us
i decided to retire “Feet” after someone added me asking if I sold feet pics
Probably recognise me more by this silhouette.
but did u?
Nah fuck cod, always loved both franchises but the latest cod was so dogwater
Yeah I've noticed that general consensus.
With MW2 not being what people have had hoped.
i haven't used any fancy specialist skins yet
i feel like they make me more visible
I love Zain's tier 1.
i just stick to mamba for mackay i think
I absolutely it makes me feel comfortable.
Mackay's onsie does that to me as well.
Cause I see the gloves and the handling of the pistol when I swap to it and I think "No more accidental scrapes"
i havent equipped a zain skin yet
Friend.
I like Zains deathstalker Skin
when i play against some people their skins are so flashy makes them stick out so much easy kills
Yes
Fiend
Day 2 of annoying DICE until they add all chat
is there any free vpn that lets me play on aus
think i wanna play on aus recently asia full of hackers
trust me you don’t wanna play on aus lol
Remove Rao's spotting perk. Remove Rao's spotting perk. Remove Rao's spotting perk. Remove Rao's. Fucking. Spotting. Perk.
FOV is higher than i was yesterday
people are a lot more salty there too so i like it
We’ve got Cheaters in aus too
definitely not as much as asia
89 FoV here.
its literally one in every 2 games minimum
Yeah though there are still cheaters who haven't been banned.
Way your up early
50, take it or leave it
Party games are the best
6:04 AM here in SA.
Damn bro you need some sleep
my k/d is slowly coming back up
3.350, used to be close to 5 but I played hardcore for a bit lol
its 8pm

Should I get rao to Tier 100?
Go for it.
We're in Australia
u askin for permission to cook?
Just found a whopping 3 people on conquest, 6am gamers 
I want to get my RM277 to 10K but at the moment without normal CQ 128 the game is kinda boring.
It's early in the morning
bt is definitely shittier now without seasons
i keep getting dog maps like kaleidoscope
As much as I love spearhead and all that I just want to cruise on normal conquest 128.
started leaving already
the council has decided to let u cook but u have 24h
Hey i got a lot to do
Do a little ramp at the edges of the ice berg so tanks can't snipe infantry.
The only useful thing sitting up there is a TOR and a wildcat AA.
hmm actually
searching conquest in oce rn if you wanna get yo ass ate 
whats the least visible mackay outfit
surface tension looks kinda hard to see in most cases
ur only purpose on this earth is tier 100 rn, we go to work for u and pay ur rent but u gotta cook 
I'd fight but I am not touching the game until the update.
Cause honestly I need a break.
The RPK seems to be a lot of fun at least.
With all the spotting abilities, cammo doesnt really mean much.
So MAV'S, Are they supposed to float and sail?
I think I added you btw, could only find an Xbox Waygyanba so assuming that’s you
Ohhhh yeah I remember now you were sitting in a chopper as a gunner on flashpoint, Possible.
Cool to see armour plates are getting nerfed so there's more reason to run the new grenade launcher without being at a total disadvantage
no but when you run directly into someone
sometimes its hard to tell where the hitbox ends
Names are similar but EA doesn't like my name.
you sure I wasn’t pilot? I usually fly and a friend guns
if their camo matches the background
I said gunner, Not pilot.
ur chef doesnt like ur name
also do all melee knives have the same animation duration?
nope they are all pay to lose basically @glacial quarry
But I do think you ran as infantry.
default is best time wise
They just need to give us the bad co 2 animation for 2042 soldiers.
some add an entire second or more
Yeah I try switch it up every now and then haha, mainly play AA because I refuse to be farmed by heli’s
Cause that's the quickest in the game.


