battlefield-2042

[quasi saffron]

anyone ever seen "matchmaking timeout"

[deft sky]

im dead

[cosmic sequoia]

good thing they cancelled bf mobile and apex mobile

[plain needle]

Yes dude we’re all fucking aware

[dusky wolf]

EA has to wake up the server guy

[plain needle]

Yes no I’m definitely blacking out holy shit

[quasi saffron]

oh, I see people playing, so I wasn't sure

[cosmic sequoia]

literally

[prime ember]

nah man , fifa 23 , battlefront 2, working just fine rn

[cosmic sequoia]

ea doesn't know

it's tough because we're the QA team

we're all WFH and unpaid

[plain needle]

Take a shot every time someone new comes into the chat and says “are the servers down”

[sullen musk]

No more games 🫤🫤

[dusky wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-eric-andre-eric-andre-show-nightmare-gif-25187817

[plain needle]

That’ll put some hair on your chest

[quasi saffron]

be nice if it was possible to like sticky a single msg at the bottom hah

[prime ember]

ea is sleeping rn like that dog at 7:5644

[plain needle]

Bouta treat em like ole yeller

Take em out back

[verbal barn]

EA pulling a Ubisoft right now with these servers

[silk mango]

💀

[plain needle]

[silk mango]

These servers running like battlefield mobile rn

[cosmic sequoia]

lmao

gone

dead

[plain needle]

Battlefield mobile got cancelled

[prime ember]

yeah , in the grave

[solid imp]

Now's your chance to host a portal server and get folks in it

Portal is working fine for me

[prime ember]

i was looking farward bf mobile though

[dusky wolf]

I just told EA I'll do to them what I did to origin.

[plain needle]

Me too bro

[prime ember]

played 2 betas or something

[silk mango]

Everyone was

[plain needle]

“Hey Andrew, the servers on are fire again”

[umbral vigil]

Anyone having issues rn

[plain needle]

TAKE A SHOT

[quasi saffron]

Did they say why? I really do not think games coded from such devices is the future. I think they'll start actually rolling out like cloud servers every where so you can play far better games.

[umbral vigil]

I see

[cosmic sequoia]

Portal is up!?!? no way. the half baked feature that was "added"??? sign me up

[still vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850376380822323230/923899875639304232/spinthedontbesadcube.gif

[frail jewel]

these servers going down ugh, now i gotta go watch tv with my wife..

[proud scarab]

You mean finding a game? Yeah

[quasi saffron]

I got in.

[plain needle]

😭😭

[cosmic sequoia]

the man the myth the legend

what is it like

[radiant prism]

Bottoms Up!

[prime ember]

better watch the vehicles in the menu

[plain needle]

Cheers buddy

[dusky wolf]

the only issue im having is how handsome you all are rn

[proud scarab]

Oh. Servers are down? Figures. I come back after two months and it’s shite ;-;

[quasi saffron]

I heard the helo, I haven't looked yet hah

kalaediscope

[cosmic sequoia]

they did an update yesterday

[radiant prism]

Its all your fault

[cosmic sequoia]

did an update *

*released some basic features and broke 15 other things

[plain needle]

[proud scarab]

Apparently Gecko! Apparently! 😂😂 Also where the hell is my 15% off on my car insurance?

[quasi saffron]

kaleidoscope

[low wasp]

does getting kills/challenge stuff in portal count towards ur gun challenges?

[radiant prism]

The more you ask the longer its gonna take

[proud scarab]

Ah. So an intern put a 0 in instead of a 1. Nice.

[dusky wolf]

no i checked already

[cosmic sequoia]

hell no, the intern went back into the server room

[quasi saffron]

oh lol 2 in lobby

[proud scarab]

B-but…. 15 minutes or less!

[silk mango]

IT guy reading chat lol

[plain needle]

The intern died of heatstroke lmao

[cosmic sequoia]

litrally

there all interns

why are you saying THE intern

[dark spoke]

exodus conquest

[radiant prism]

You want 16 minutes? Because thats how you get 16 minutes.

[dark spoke]

only 9 out of 64 for past 5 min

still waiting

[low wasp]

does getting kills/challenge stuff in portal count towards ur gun challenges?

[proud scarab]

16?! That’s outrageous!

[cosmic sequoia]

cuz servar have trouble 😦

[radiant prism]

More drinks for me

[plain needle]

WOOOOO SHOTS

[radiant prism]

Make it 17

[cosmic sequoia]

i cant drink alcohol that shit too op

[dusky wolf]

im queueing it up now lets see

[cosmic sequoia]

LET US KNOW

[quasi saffron]

I think it's working this one is filling up

[silk mango]

I can’t host a server either

[quasi saffron]

slowly but surely

[dark spoke]

STARTING

[proud scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/melt-so-hot-melted-guy-gif-16095844

[arctic grove]

I logged on

saw the new bf2042 skin

[dark spoke]

21 outta 64 not bad exodus conquest lets go

[arctic grove]

for the su-57

[plain needle]

WERE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY

[arctic grove]

instantly bought it

[plain needle]

[atomic egret]

So.. 2042 Broken?

[cosmic sequoia]

no 2042 fine

just u

[prime ember]

I think the guys working on the servers status are somewhere in the backrooms

[atomic egret]

LoL

[cosmic sequoia]

theyre interns

[plain needle]

Bro got lost along the way

[proud scarab]

Interns are all over the server room

[cosmic sequoia]

every1 working at battlefield are interns

[proud scarab]

Lol. This new dev team is gettin their teeth cut HARD

GG to them though.

[cosmic sequoia]

theyre interns bro

[proud scarab]

I could never do their job

[cosmic sequoia]

theyre there for the experience

you could

and you would probably do better

[plain needle]

“The experience” dear god

[proud scarab]

I probably could but… pffft. I’d need da training

[cosmic sequoia]

unpaid but experience gains

[atomic egret]

Was a good run for 1 nite w/new update..

[cosmic sequoia]

nahhh they didnt get any training, and they did.. fine

[plain needle]

Ugh so that explains why the art direction is fucking shite

[cosmic sequoia]

everythings okay, just dont touch anything or the house of cards will fall

[prime ember]

Idk why but every update feels like is from the same persons that were updating battlefront 2 during its live service , donk know why

[plain needle]

Cus literal children are working on the game

[proud scarab]

Art direction? Art isn’t bad here

[cosmic sequoia]

it's like that one line of code that somehow holds the backbone of the entire server

[ashen gulch]

im actually not surprised this happen tbh lmao

[proud scarab]

Ah. They just tweeted lmao

[plain needle]

called it

[cosmic sequoia]

they released an update. so go figure

[solid imp]

Just spun up a Rush 128 in Portal (NA region) all standard/vanilla settings, no HC garbo for anyone who wants in whilst we wait for AOW 🙂

[quasi saffron]

jeez I loved bf2

some of the best gaming ever

[deft sky]

agreed i dont really like it

[proud scarab]

God damn it! Two months! I come back after two months wanting to play the game and do the BP JUST for the servers to coincidentally break 😂😂😂

[frigid stirrup]

Does anyone have issues with the Q or nobody plays the BF 2042?

[cosmic sequoia]

WE GOT THE INTERNS ON IT BOYS

[proud scarab]

Fucking hell talk about bad luck

[spiral folio]

I hope thats the whole tweet
EA "lmao"

80833 replies

[cosmic sequoia]

the twitter team has been notified

[plain needle]

I’d rather not play in a map where it’s a nice sunny day, this is war

[prime ember]

server issues bro

[proud scarab]

Does the sun not shine on a battlefield with modern weapons?

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah the weather is rainy when theres war

[quasi saffron]

what if they announced they were shutting down BF2042

[cosmic sequoia]

lmao

[prime ember]

not surprising

[plain needle]

Mother Nature just knows

[south grotto]

God is known to make it rain every time there's a war and that's a fact

Except in Asia where it's always a nice sunset

[proud scarab]

Hmm. Now I wanna play Napoleon total war… with my totally real non fictional computer

[quasi saffron]

If they had released the game in the state it was in yesterday, it would have done so well

[prime ember]

They just closed DICE just how they closed Idustrial Toys

[cosmic sequoia]

LOLOLO

"budget cuts"

we just cant afford the team anymore 😦

[solid imp]

Map list is heavily biased toward new Breakaway there are other maps in there, too 👍

I mean you can spend your time playing or typing here, just sayin

[cosmic sequoia]

i would prefer to type and complain

tyvm

[solid imp]

lolol fair enough

[proud scarab]

We have a server browser now?

[cosmic sequoia]

yes

[still vault]

https://twitter.com/BattlefieldComm/status/1620875597001162752 - you can follow that Twitter for updates

Battlefield Direct Communication (@BattlefieldComm)

We're aware of current connectivity issues which prevent online gameplay.

Our team is investigating and we'll keep you updated once full connectivity is restored.

Twitter · Feb 1, 2023, 8:03 PM

[cosmic sequoia]

server browser for all modes

[deft sky]

i like going into tornados

[errant crown]

anybody have really long queue times rn? been in queue for like 10 minutes now

[quasi saffron]

I do too

I'm a bit addicted to the tornado, especially to get away from a jet

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah the queue times are like 15 minutes, just wait another 5

[dusky wolf]

whats the server name

[solid imp]

Rush 128

[fierce elbow]

i keep getting a matchmaking error

[quasi saffron]

or when I'm in a wingsuit

[trim skiff]

look at the post righ above yours 😉

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah you've gotta restart your pc and switch to wifi to make it work

[fierce elbow]

are you guys using server browser

wtf

[spiral folio]

Boss leaves the intern in charge so he can have a 4 day weekend. Leaves at noon.

Intern opens a soda bottle the second the boss leaves. Kicks his feet up. Accidentally presses the server reset button.

[deft sky]

128 player rush sounds like complete chaos

[quasi saffron]

I spent a round just flying around the map using the tornado and never landing

[cosmic sequoia]

disable all antivirus and the servers will work

[solid imp]

it's magical

[fierce elbow]

thats too much work lol

[cosmic sequoia]

theyre all interns bro

[stuck mica]

Can't find the server 😮

[cosmic sequoia]

there is no boss

[fierce elbow]

wanted to play this new updae

[solid imp]

crossplay is on

[cosmic sequoia]

there is head intern, intern CEO

[errant crown]

thanks

[solid imp]

make sure you have yours enabled to find it

[dusky wolf]

joining now

[livid citrus]

https://twitter.com/battlefieldcomm/status/1620875597001162752?s=46&t=CKTXQi1rhvHSGjtlVok2ww

[errant crown]

thanks

[quasi saffron]

i left the 128 to join the 64 and now I timeout again hah

[solid imp]

I see you 🙂

@dusky wolf

[quasi saffron]

I got back into the 128

[north walrus]

Are servers down?

[proud scarab]

I try to look this up and I can’t find it ;-;

[spiral folio]

EA has 5 employees
"Boss"
Alex
Intern
Scruffy
And a 5th mystery employee to be revealed next season

[cosmic sequoia]

no theyre up

[quasi saffron]

just join 128 conquest

[prime ember]

DICE is just like that son in the family which the parents have high expectations from him but has not done anything good in many years .

[north walrus]

Hm, keep getting error when trying to join a game

[cosmic sequoia]

LOLOL yeah theyve been acquiring new interns every season

[spiral folio]

Cheaper that way

[cosmic sequoia]

hmm disable antivirus and restart pc

[fierce elbow]

same

[north walrus]

Get matchmaking timeout

[fierce elbow]

same

[errant crown]

ya

[stuck mica]

Me also

[cosmic sequoia]

hmm this is an isolated issue

[spiral folio]

New intern every 3 months. Never have to give em a review or hire em full time

[cosmic sequoia]

exactly

free labor

[north walrus]

Okay, at least I am not alone

[spiral folio]

Dont even name em

[quasi saffron]

I kept going at it and am able to get into 128 conquest, twice now

now it's just me though

[fierce elbow]

just wanted to play the new update lol

[cosmic sequoia]

fuck that you must apy

pay

buy skins

[viral oasis]

servers down?

[stuck mica]

I have crossplay enabled and still cab't find the server

[cosmic sequoia]

no

servers up

[fierce elbow]

hell nah

[north walrus]

Same

[quasi saffron]

what about portal, I see people playing

[cosmic sequoia]

you gotta restart pc, turn on wifi and dance in a circle 5 times

[viral oasis]

oh

[fierce elbow]

already got robbed when i pre-ordered

[cosmic sequoia]

LOL

literally

[deft sky]

i dont have twitter

[solid imp]

hm... it only has a couple people in right now so try sorting by player count... 2/128

[radiant prism]

You shouldn't need twitter, all you need is to be able to see the feed

[quasi saffron]

is it against the rules, or even possible, to post a small picture here?

[stuck mica]

Found it! joining 🙂

[solid imp]

are you on PC or console?

[spiral folio]

I had a twitter but i gave it to piccolo

[minor horizon]

why are there never any normal bf3 or bc2 portal servers man

[solid imp]

🥳

[cosmic sequoia]

dude i dont have twitter!

[minor horizon]

every server is 1000% DAMAGE ONE SHOT NO BULLET DROP

[radiant prism]

good

[fierce elbow]

[cosmic sequoia]

how is this good? how will i be able to communicate with the dice interns?

[silk mango]

Portal isn’t working for me

[sharp verge]

How many people here play on Xbox and found it annoying after the update

[radiant prism]

you won't

[fierce elbow]

NOTHING IS WORKING

[cosmic sequoia]

its all failing

a minor update was too much for the interns!@!

[fierce elbow]

trash

[viral oasis]

do they not have enough money from the skins to have decent servers

[cosmic sequoia]

we asked for too much boys

[viral oasis]

2 outages in 3 weeks

[cosmic sequoia]

no

[dusk hedge]

Can i Play Against bots?

[fierce elbow]

every time i try to play again i get burned

[viral oasis]

we did

[cosmic sequoia]

we said "please add new features"

and dice said

[viral oasis]

we asked for basic networking in a 2021 game

[cosmic sequoia]

okay intern #19932039

[frigid stirrup]

10 min of trying to get in a game lol

[cosmic sequoia]

good luck

[viral oasis]

dice said be grateful for what u have

[icy yew]

Is battlefield down? Having trouble even connecting to Solo/Coop

[proud scarab]

Yeah. Go get them new thermal sights

[deft sky]

H

[proud scarab]

Servers are a lil fucky rn

[viral oasis]

i’d play offline but there’s no single player

[proud scarab]

Custom matches still open

[viral oasis]

[cosmic sequoia]

"alright the servers are down, I just assigned a new task to the interns. Please follow up in tomorrows stand up. thanks"

[fierce elbow]

gotta pay tree fiddy for it to work'

[proud scarab]

There is. It’s called AI

[viral oasis]

Yeah I didn’t pay to play with AI

[icy yew]

Well can’t even play AI to unlock thermals now lol

[viral oasis]

LMAOOOOO

[proud scarab]

You payed for an offline mode tho

Congrats

That’s AI

[cosmic sequoia]

not if my offline mode is connected to the internet

doofus

[proud scarab]

Maybe make more conscious decisions with your money if you’re gonna complain about the product

[cosmic sequoia]

YEAH

[quasi saffron]

lol I accidentally went to battlefiel2042 with no d

[cosmic sequoia]

you bought a game from a AAA title and expected it to work?

get fucked idiot

[spiral folio]

💻
🏋️‍♂️
Time to loot and pillage since everything's down

[deft sky]

[north abyss]

so i want to download bf2042 but i am biased on it because of the release it had, is it better nowadays? did ea fix the game? is it worth playing? is it a cesspool of bugs?

[quasi saffron]

it's a bit better yeah

[proud scarab]

Yes. Servers are down rn tho.

Game smoothin out a lot better than launch

[cosmic sequoia]

yes its fixed, no bugs game is great. the interns are now leading the charge so its going great and in the right direction

[proud scarab]

Also. Only the OGs will remember this: Vertical Hovercraft on Orbital B.

[cosmic sequoia]

dice got a donation of $25 for a skin from some random in ohio so we get another season

[north abyss]

are they down because of a maintenance?

if not

does it happen often

[radiant prism]

Not often

[sharp marten]

Really?

[cosmic sequoia]

yes it's called unexpected maintenance

[radiant prism]

Random outage

[radiant prism]

Surprise mechanics???

[cosmic sequoia]

expected unexpected server going down

yes

[viral oasis]

this is killing me

[cosmic sequoia]

new gank mechanics

[arctic grove]

how long does the portal official modes last? like rush xl

[viral oasis]

i’m DRAD

[quasi saffron]

might not even be EA's fault...LOL

[viral oasis]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[quasi saffron]

might

[ebon pilot]

a week

[abstract coyote]

Is this just a Microsoft thing

[radiant prism]

usually a week

[silk mango]

I bought ultimate last month

[viral oasis]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[arctic grove]

thx

[viral oasis]

No, EA depends on AWS

[proud scarab]

They had an update yesterday so… MAYBE shadow maintenance?

[viral oasis]

it’s DICE’s fault not AWS

[quasi saffron]

probably

[mental cave]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[viral oasis]

AWS runs half the internet

If it went down, you’d know

[quasi saffron]

probably something that needed to be fixed quickly

[cosmic sequoia]

ahhh they hired a new person. damn bro, you're really helping the cause

[radiant prism]

They just said they're investigating so probably unscheduled

[viral oasis]

AWS is Amazon, not Microsoft

🙂

[radiant prism]

It'll be up in probably an hour or two tops

[cosmic sequoia]

my microsoft aws servers using lambda

[spiral folio]

AWS stands for american womens sports

[cosmic sequoia]

no wonder the game is failing... sports are behind all of this

[plain needle]

Teddy rosevellt rolling in his grave rn

[silk mango]

AW Soda obviously

[minor horizon]

gunplay and movement is still pretty shit but other than that its ok i guess

[quasi saffron]

I think it's good

[north abyss]

is it better than bf4

[spiral folio]

I kinda figured the intern spilled something on the server but i didnt want to accuse

[radiant prism]

Meh, gotten a lot better regardless

[frail jewel]

game is in a good stage

[quasi saffron]

I think it's got great gunplay and movement

[cosmic sequoia]

oh yeah

[radiant prism]

Def better than BF4

[viral oasis]

if i buy a skin, will it go online

[minor horizon]

bro this isnt even a question

[viral oasis]

guys i’ll pay for a skin

[minor horizon]

not even close

[cosmic sequoia]

absolutely not. you'll probably lock up their paypal account

[viral oasis]

LETS START A GOFUNDME

👏👏👏

[quasi saffron]

I just moved to 2042 from BF4 and I won't be going back

[radiant prism]

I bought a skin pack yesterday they should be fine???

[cosmic sequoia]

EA is a non profit

[viral oasis]

we need 2

[spiral folio]

Battlefield the sequel
The quest for more money

[quasi saffron]

I just deleted BF4 after 3 days of playing

[radiant prism]

oh ok

[viral oasis]

that only gives 3 hours of servers

[frail jewel]

im a die hard battlefield veteran, playing sice bf1942 and the game is just fine as it is.

[viral oasis]

yeah sorry

[radiant prism]

damn

[quasi saffron]

and I was hardcore into bf4

[viral oasis]

it’s expensive keeping up 95848383 game modes

[deft sky]

bf4 is the best battlefield next to bf1 imo

[plain needle]

Happy pill makes pain go away

[proud scarab]

Thank

[spiral folio]

Moichendising moichendising!

Where the real money is made

[radiant prism]

I mean long as the main menu's working I can go buy that dozer skin from a few weeks back

will that do it

[silk mango]

Last time I played bf4 was 5 years ago and I rage quited trying to unlock the white dev skin

[minor horizon]

the animations of the guns (ESPECIALLY the portal guns) is so bad that its kinda funny ngl

[acoustic seal]

it's all been downhill after bf3 and that's even with bf3 cursed suppression

[proud scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-never-underestimate-power-schwartz-yogurt-bill-pullman-lonestar-gif-24764424

[quasi saffron]

So yeah, I would say 2042 is a better game than BF4 right now

[arctic grove]

i like BF3 the most because i played it alot 🙂

[viral oasis]

i like the BF that stays online

[quasi saffron]

I've played since 1942

[viral oasis]

🙂

[proud scarab]

Mel Brooks. My god lol

[quasi saffron]

I played BF2 competitively

[arctic grove]

i cant play the game

[quasi saffron]

lol competitively

[viral oasis]

you were actually in those wars

[plain needle]

Spaceballs was goated

[proud scarab]

Servers are taking a nap after eating an update

[arctic grove]

can someone explain me why

[viral oasis]

thank u for ur service

[radiant prism]

🍻

[icy yew]

I miss BF2

[viral oasis]

dice no money

[proud scarab]

Blazing Saddles

[viral oasis]

or

[plain needle]

Thank you for you’re support

[viral oasis]

dice intern press button

[arctic grove]

when is going to be fixed

[viral oasis]

when u buy a skin

[modern ridge]

Battlefield Direct Communication • TweetShift
BOT
— Today at 12:04 PM
We're aware of current connectivity issues which prevent online gameplay.

Our team is investigating and we'll keep you updated once full connectivity is restored. https://t.co/TVcAIuBUao

[proud scarab]

Next hour or so

[plain needle]

Never, keep crying

[minor horizon]

i would really like a bf2 remake but I dont see it being popular enough

[arctic grove]

BF3 had the best maps, btw, no joke 🙂

thx

[quasi saffron]

There are way more cheaters now than in BF2

[plain needle]

Imagine having to cheat

[spiral folio]

Literally not possible

[silk mango]

Im surprised we don’t have a water map in 2042

[cosmic sequoia]

only virgins cheat in video games. sorry i dont make the rules

[spiral folio]

Did bf2 even have an anticheat as "modern" as punkbuster

[proud scarab]

Ngl

[quasi saffron]

There are just more cheaters these days

for sure

[proud scarab]

I would have LOVED a T-34 and IS-2 in BF V

[arctic grove]

back then only real men played

[radiant prism]

Ok as much as eastern front would've been a nice for BFV

I'm kinda glad we didn't get it

[cosmic sequoia]

you mean the eastern front DLC we never got?

[radiant prism]

The amount of people LARPing enemy at the gates would've made me scream

[fierce elbow]

FUCK THIS GAME

[proud scarab]

I dunno. I think it would have been f-

[cosmic sequoia]

YEAH

FUCK THIS GAME

[fierce elbow]

I CANT EVEN PLAY

[proud scarab]

The one with the rifle shoots!

[fierce elbow]

DAMNIT

[quasi saffron]

back then, there was almost always admins on the servers banning people

[cosmic sequoia]

HE CANT EVEN PLAY

[radiant prism]

USE PROTECTION THOUGH

BUGS ARE AN STD

[proud scarab]

Alright you three calm down. You’re making my Xanax wear off.

[cosmic sequoia]

lmao

[fierce elbow]

blame poopy field 2042

[cosmic sequoia]

just take more

[quasi saffron]

lol

he might be paying 6 for em

[viral oasis]

i just bought a skin

can someone confirm the server is back up

[proud scarab]

I cannot blame a video game for the actions of a human over stressing

[fierce elbow]

YOU FOOL

[radiant prism]

Which one

[cosmic sequoia]

went right into the head interns college debt

[viral oasis]

the ‘DICE is a charity’ one

😭😭😭😭

[radiant prism]

oh nice, that's my favorite Falck skin

[viral oasis]

i wanna feel bad but

it’s a multi billion $ business

[cosmic sequoia]

the head intern who graduated with a liberal arts degree, not even a CS

[viral oasis]

they’re investigating

the bank account is empty

[quasi saffron]

I really do like the movement. The run jump slide is so smooth

[cosmic sequoia]

they are on it

[proud scarab]

Erm. There’s not just one company that operates this game >__>

[viral oasis]

[radiant prism]

Me sitting in my college class rn

[marsh cape]

imagine buying the game and gettin ERROR matchmaking timeout ... error code blablablabla 😐 . i cleared cache from steam and ea app still doesnt work ? what can i do ? im about to refund

[cosmic sequoia]

right after some Starbs

[cosmic sequoia]

hmmm so what you should do

[viral oasis]

it’s an outage

[cosmic sequoia]

is restart PC

[viral oasis]

wait an hour

[cosmic sequoia]

turn on Wifi

[proud scarab]

Have you NOT read this chat?

[cosmic sequoia]

disable antivirus

[viral oasis]

and they’ll say ‘we’re now looking into it’

then wait another 2

[cosmic sequoia]

go for a jog and game should work

[radiant prism]

Take a shot!

[viral oasis]

‘found a fix’

[proud scarab]

Ya know I’m just gonna be an asshole

[jovial whale]

bruhhhhh come on ea give me my game

[viral oasis]

EA stole it

[marsh cape]

i just joined 1 min ago to ask for a solution

[proud scarab]

@marsh cape #direct-communication

[cosmic sequoia]

this sign cant stop me, i cant read

[quasi saffron]

I can run one direction, jump in a diagonal, then go directly into a slide in another

[viral oasis]

i can’t even get into a game

[cosmic sequoia]

we're pretending at this point

it's all imagination

[spiral folio]

I get Mm failed all the time the devs know about the error but so far only work arounds no real fix

[viral oasis]

if we all pay 1$

[cosmic sequoia]

i

[proud scarab]

My head….

[cosmic sequoia]

i'm pushing C, I'm going to get into the tank. squad spawn on me

[quasi saffron]

I'm going to play portal

[livid citrus]

Are servers down?

[viral oasis]

are you the DICE intern?

[radiant prism]

🍻

[quasi saffron]

Portal is working

[cosmic sequoia]

he's dice intern #193928481

and he's barred the fuck out

[proud scarab]

Actually I’m #68419

[cosmic sequoia]

write us some documentation on how the fucking AI works because we have no god damn clue

[quasi saffron]

I'm not even an intern

[cyan trout]

[quasi saffron]

I'm just a volunteer guys.

[cosmic sequoia]

oh shit, go clean the bathrooms then

[quasi saffron]

You guys got numbers?

[proud scarab]

How do you think the server room got flooded? >_>

[livid citrus]

Is it just more or are BF2042 servers not working

[cosmic sequoia]

its just you

restart pc

[crimson mantle]

Servers down?

[quasi saffron]

They don't even call me by my real name

[cosmic sequoia]

no theyre up

[proud scarab]

@crimson mantle @livid citrus #direct-communication

[radiant prism]

🍻

[proud scarab]

Check pinned announcements too

[quasi saffron]

I'm on that BOOMTOWN bro, Portal good

[cosmic sequoia]

real name? shut up intern #3847882

gecc is fucked up right now

[quasi saffron]

no they keep calling me Bob and George

[livid citrus]

Direct communication doesn’t show anything

[soft quest]

This game cost me $10 a month ago. I didn't have high expectations and rightly so.

[radiant prism]

yeah just a bitt

[arctic grove]

I assume servers arent back yet lol

[radiant prism]

nop

[quasi saffron]

If they didn't say it with certain disgust I wouldn't even know who they were talking to

[solid imp]

lol I'm in here enjoying portal eating popcorn watching all the rage about how nothing is working

[arctic grove]

didnt think they would be

[cosmic sequoia]

dude... youre the problem. if you would've spent 5 more dollars we would have servers right now

[soft quest]

My bad 😄

[viral oasis]

IM PUSHING

[quasi saffron]

I'm on that portal

[cosmic sequoia]

small indie is struggling with new playerbase, how will they react?

[crimson mantle]

why dont i see this tweet in #direct-communication ?

[river sequoia]

Not finding games. Servers having problems?

[cosmic sequoia]

flanking D1, can you spawn on me when you die?

[arctic grove]

read like 5 lines above

[inner roost]

They're down rn

[cosmic sequoia]

nope, servers are fine

[viral oasis]

no can do, my ADS is set to 2 weeks

[proud scarab]

@river sequoia #direct-communication

[radiant prism]

🍻

[cosmic sequoia]

ahh, the new drum mag "balance". just spawn with a LMG (smg)

[river sequoia]

Thanks

[radiant prism]

Someone wanna pay me back for all these shots?

actually wait nvm

[proud scarab]

Gecc. Are you having a drinking game

Oh my god you are…

[radiant prism]

Ye.

[cosmic sequoia]

he;'s winning

that's for damn sure

[radiant prism]

yup

[proud scarab]

How is your liver still alive???

[radiant prism]

that's my secret kiddo

its not

I need medical attention

Or more alcohol

[plain needle]

The funny thing is that the nerf isn’t even that bad and people are acting like the attachment isn’t viable anymore

[viral oasis]

i’m on B

[cosmic sequoia]

doesn't fit the narrative, opinion canned, get fucked intern #39933

[viral oasis]

NO ODY ON B

WHERE IS EVERYONE

[radiant prism]

durnk

[cosmic sequoia]

shit i'm getting in the chopper now

[cyan trout]

That's a pretty good deal

[plain needle]

There’s a narrative?

[cosmic sequoia]

ya, new update, doesn't work for me, so it's bad

duh

[plain needle]

Ohhh gotcha

So smooth brain

[cyan trout]

Best way to live that way is going to the ER for fluids

[cosmic sequoia]

rolls quicker that way

[static sleet]

game work??? nmo look server game XD

[plain needle]

[cosmic sequoia]

work.. game... server game. yes

[plain needle]

Bagels with cream cheese are goated

Just had one and thought I’d share

[static sleet]

Search 5min+ and no game(((

[granite island]

Anyone else getting match making timeouts

[river sequoia]

Singleplayer doesnt work when servers are down 😦

[plain needle]

I wonder whyyyyyyyyy??????

[main kestrel]

came here to confirm whether servers ar edown

I see that they are

portal has barely any fun servers

[cosmic sequoia]

oh okay, great to have it officially confirmed

[granite island]

What

[vagrant torrent]

Servers down for me

[granite island]

The servers are down?

[cosmic sequoia]

no

[river sequoia]

Since we cannot play the game, go outside and watch the very rare commet!

[proud scarab]

@static sleet #battlefield-2042 message

[cosmic sequoia]

not unless @main kestrel says so

[plain needle]

“D-d-duh severs are down”

[cosmic sequoia]

LOL

[quasi saffron]

only the down servers are down

[cyan trout]

Everything is working as intended. Nothing to see here

[cosmic sequoia]

this

[radiant prism]

I count 3 more shots?

[cosmic sequoia]

welcome to 3.2 boys

[polar jay]

“Servers are down but LOOK AT OUR DLCs! BUY!!!!”

[cosmic sequoia]

every1 having fun

[lyric bone]

Portal servers are up

[main kestrel]

ahh I read a few comments and it does look like others are facing issues. Maybe something wrong on my side

[lyric bone]

[plain needle]

Lotta smooth brains in here

[granite island]

Portal boring

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah it's probably just the negativity in this chat. made the servers shy or something

[inner roost]

Oppressed servers

[plain needle]

LMAO

[quasi saffron]

Thanks for the compliment yo

[main kestrel]

I got a timeout while waiting for match.

[cosmic sequoia]

intern #543832 couldn't stand the late nights anymore. he finally pulled the plug

[plain needle]

Anytime bud

[dusk hedge]

Still down?

[polar jay]

I joined a portal server

[plain needle]

Take a shot

[polar jay]

Everyone join the portal servers

From browser

[cosmic sequoia]

these are bf servers we're talking about, they're definitely down for anything baby. name your price

[granite island]

Back to war thunder I guess

No bf2042

[plain needle]

So no head?

[plain needle]

[quasi saffron]

someone spilled orange soda on the server

[plain needle]

:wwithered:

[proud scarab]

Give it an hour

[cosmic sequoia]

intern #9318281 is that you?

[quasi saffron]

I need another orange soda

[cosmic sequoia]

imposter!

[quasi saffron]

so were busy trying to orange soda right now and servers will be up after

[plain needle]

I wonder if orange creamsicle flavored soda exists

[quasi saffron]

it does

it's orange cream soda

[cyan trout]

Can make that flavor happen

[proud scarab]

Soda, candy, chocolate bars, ice cream. Etc

[cosmic sequoia]

creamsicle is just orange soda with ice cream aint it

[plain needle]

Yea essentially

[quasi saffron]

Is swear, try an orange cream soda

[plain needle]

orange soda float ?

[cosmic sequoia]

alright i wanna play some battlefield. intern #2948583 needs to hurry up this task

[plain needle]

No can do compadre

I like watching people ask if the servers are down in the battlefield discord

Makes me feel alive

[cosmic sequoia]

its exciting

[sudden valve]

someone bring in a new potato that has charge in it and change the old one in the servers pls

[cosmic sequoia]

in a few days, we can legitimately answer "yes the servers are up"

in the meantime, it's intern jokes

[plain needle]

Get the McDonald’s sprite!

[cyan trout]

They are just rotating the shift of hamsters operating the servers

[sudden valve]

This is why you don't give the intern access outside of the office

[plain needle]

Dip a server in that bad boy and they’ll run just like new

[proud scarab]

I work retail. I know patience

And alcoholism ;-;

[plain needle]

I work food, me too

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/office-server-power-lady-unplug-gif-8220789

[cyan trout]

Ah retail. Going to lunch and getting a 3 pack of Modelo

[main kestrel]

I found a match in Portal rush xl - 128 players heheh

[plain needle]

Liquid lunch!

[sudden plaza]

Until what day is this battle pass?

[proud scarab]

Ya got another 3-4 weeks I believe

[plain needle]

I legit used to do that in the army, was so fun

[sudden plaza]

Okay thank you!

[cyan trout]

Lol I did that in retail

[main kestrel]

lo lsad. only 8 players in game 😄

[cyan trout]

Was a nutritious lunch though

[polar jay]

You can join portal servers in server browser

[plain needle]

Liquid lunches are actually so enjoyable when you ain’t got your shift lead telling you to leave cus you’re hammered

[cyan trout]

Would sell anything with a cool buzz

[plain needle]

Literally had a silver tongue

[dusk hedge]

The whole Game pass is down

[plain needle]

Dude, you’re like a broken record

[fossil flax]

Are you suprised

[dusk hedge]

Yes 😂

[cyan trout]

Microsoft probably trying to duplicate PSNs brilliance

[plain needle]

“This is down, that is down” like we fucking know bro

[fossil flax]

Its e$40 a$50 gam

Es is standalone dlc 99$

[proud scarab]

Game pass is up mate.

[dusk hedge]

My Game pass Games (3) all down

[fossil flax]

That anime was sad

[proud scarab]

My apologies. Misunderstood ya

Thought ya meant battle pass lmao

Ahhh I should sleep

[plain needle]

So I have a genuine question, since breakaways shaders were updated with the patch, did that carry over to the other maps as well?

[dusk hedge]

Lol

[plain needle]

I don’t know how shaders work so I’d genuinely like to know

Cus maybe it’s placebo but the other maps look different shader wise aswell

[polar jay]

Bf2042 dream patch update - disable TAA

Also all chat

[plain needle]

Server browser

[frozen ember]

is it looking for a game for u guys?

[polar jay]

How does server browser fix anti aliasing

[plain needle]

Nice pfp brother

[frozen ember]

ty, its from my animated fan film hahahaha

[plain needle]

Idgaf about aa, I was talking about a dram patch

[plain needle]

327th ?

[proud scarab]

Yep

Looks like it

[frozen ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1segDEyxw

[plain needle]

Nice, I have a 6” 327th action figure, my favorite clone legion

[frozen ember]

well if u wanna check my film out, theres a few of the 327th there hahaha

[cosmic sequoia]

film is on PH right

[plain needle]

Do you know who commander Deviss is?

[frozen ember]

nope xd

[drowsy shuttle]

still down?

[plain needle]

Oh my god

[cosmic sequoia]

theyre up

[sudden valve]

man 2 hour downtime

[cosmic sequoia]

we're just all in here with our weenies in our hand

[wicked mirage]

Are the servers down ?

[drowsy shuttle]

you can call me junik

[cosmic sequoia]

not a record for a battlefield title

[wicked mirage]

I can’t find a match

[plain needle]

Hes part of the 327th but he has red markings instead of yellow, it’s really cool

[cosmic sequoia]

keep looking

[frozen ember]

yeah I looked him up, looks quite cool

[sudden valve]

so much about my chill night before a shitty tomorrow day ;_;

[scenic badger]

I practiced with the M39+suppresor+Lazer while the servers were down. Holy christ this thing is so dummy broken

[plain needle]

I know right! Who’s you’re favorite CC?

[elfin void]

Is it DMR levels of broken

Like in WZ

[frozen ember]

clone commander?

[plain needle]

Mhm

[scenic badger]

2 shot kill with suppresor up to 40m, 1 shot hs

[elfin void]

[proud scarab]

Whelp. Off to play Fallout 4

[elfin void]

Thats literally twice as strong as the BSV, which already is broken

[frozen ember]

I found Cody really cool at the start, but I would say probably Fox for its design

Although I prefer Clone Commandos

[plain needle]

Solid choice !

[scenic badger]

Abuse it while you can. Just got T3 and am about to go upset some players

[proud scarab]

https://twitter.com/BattlefieldComm/status/1620875597001162752 - you can follow that Twitter for updates

Battlefield Direct Communication (@BattlefieldComm)

We're aware of current connectivity issues which prevent online gameplay.

Our team is investigating and we'll keep you updated once full connectivity is restored.

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Twitter · Feb 1, 2023, 8:03 PM

[plain needle]

Ok okay, who’s your favorite clone commando?

[quasi saffron]

what's a clone commando

[proud scarab]

Cody, Doom and Thorn

[unkempt tartan]

Are servers down?

[proud scarab]

Look up

[unkempt tartan]

Welp

[plain needle]

An elite clone trooper

[quasi saffron]

ah

[frozen ember]

I havent really seen any in action sadly, I know a few from the Clone Commando game but I cant even say their names, its just that I find rlly cool its design lol

[plain needle]

Thorn went out like a badass in the animated series

[unkempt tartan]

I just wanted a few rounds before my errands 😫

[frozen ember]

yeah and Thorn I rlly like him too!

[proud scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/commander-thorne-droid-clone-death-gif-8081069

[plain needle]

Perfectly acceptable

[plain needle]

THIS

[frozen ember]

Fox's armor is so cool, but he killed Fives 😦

[plain needle]

Like a dick

[frozen ember]

what an epic way of dying

[plain needle]

Vader fucking killed fox after order 66

[proud scarab]

Damned shame I’m constrained to fallout on the PS4. I’ve seen some AWESOME clone trooper armor mods on PC for FO4

[frozen ember]

Captain Howzer color pallette is cool af too

[plain needle]

There was a clone trooper armor mod on Xbox with the Fcom mod

[frozen ember]

yeah ik

[proud scarab]

I ain’t got an Xbox 😭😭😭😭😭

[quasi saffron]

just play portal

[plain needle]

Sorry to hear brother

[drowsy shuttle]

well, the division 2 it is

[quasi saffron]

what's the most played gamemode?

[drowsy shuttle]

conquest

[plain needle]

Conq

[cosmic sequoia]

conquest 128 cuz its the best

[jovial whale]

lol it still saying payment pending

[spiral folio]

BT

[quasi saffron]

that's pretty much all I play, and some portal

[proud scarab]

Oh god breakthrough 128 was hell on earth and I loved it lmao

But it BROKE servers. XD

Or something

[drowsy shuttle]

BT is the best, Conquest is the most popular.

[proud scarab]

I don’t remember why they removed it

[plain needle]

Balance

[stuck mica]

@solid imp you took server down? xD

[solid imp]

5x ticket count fix

[proud scarab]

Hm? I’m sorry, I don’t follow

[quasi saffron]

what is BT, boomtown?

[spiral folio]

Conquest is old

Old and bad

[proud scarab]

Brain Trust

[solid imp]

75 tickets on 128 rush is... fast lol

[drowsy shuttle]

breakthrough

[plain needle]

Bluetooth

[stuck mica]

"Game was destroyed" xD

[proud scarab]

Oh! Yeah it is ;-;

[solid imp]

persona quota exceeded -_- standby

gotta wait until I'm out of the penalty box

[spiral folio]

Just dont die

[solid imp]

I mean actually taking the server down vs letting it drain and time itself out I thought got around the persona quota

[tawny mountain]

any update on servers?

[main kestrel]

im playing portal 128 rush. sadly only 8 ppl in game

[plain needle]

Nope go eat a sandwich and come back later

[solid imp]

You want to host it? This isn't going quickly lol

[spiral folio]

They probably have to replace like 100 tubes before they can even warm it up again

[plain needle]

“D-da-duh servers”

[stuck mica]

Never hosted a server before. i'm clueless. Waiting for your magic 🙂

[solid imp]

ok hang on apparently it might have worked in one of my attempts in spite of the error

but didn't join me into the match?

[jovial whale]

you dont wanna know how many hours im looking in my ea app for bf2042 to appear

[plain needle]

Give it a rest

[cosmic sequoia]

obtain origin app, ???, profit

[jovial whale]

bro its been 28 hours

[lyric garden]

DICE fix this stupid ads change, omg

[viral oasis]

can i donate for a server

[plain needle]

Origin got turned into EA app

[stuck mica]

Yep. We played from very beginning. I was 3rd person to join in server xD

[jovial whale]

the game is not on there too it still says payment pending

[plain needle]

Seethe harder it’s not that bad

[minor horizon]

it worked fine it was just unbalanced af

[cosmic sequoia]

your payment went through 100%???

[solid imp]

Sad this didn't work 😦

[viral oasis]

go play phasmophobia

[solid imp]

I will try once more and whatever happens happens

[jovial whale]

yes got a green check mark on the bank app and when i go to order history it says order pending orsm

[dusky wolf]

ironically like 2 days before origin asked about my exp with the app i told them to get absorbed by steam lmao half took my advice

[cosmic sequoia]

have you opened a ticket with a senior intern at EA?

[plain needle]

XD

[solid imp]

YES!

we did it fam

[jovial whale]

yeah he is saying wait another 24 hours if it doesnt work you will ger your money back but then is the sale over and then i cant buy the game

[plain needle]

dude fuck this medication it’s making me sleepy

[acoustic seal]

i wrote that i would stop playing the games if i got force switched to ea app and i meant it

my only regret is not finishing plants vs zombies

[stuck mica]

[solid imp]

I really hated taking down a full server, I'm crying a bit inside at that.. but 375 will be much better with 128

[cosmic sequoia]

you're a mod in the battlefield discord, get used to taking down servers

XD

[solid imp]

savage lol

[quasi saffron]

what is wrong with the ea app

[cosmic sequoia]

oh great, my company has just enrolled me in more security training. My favorite.

[acoustic seal]

random crashes, less performance than origin, same miscellaneous problems as origin

[plain needle]

“Hey guys, vsauce here”

[solemn dew]

why cant i get into a game it searches for 2 minutes and it doesnt work

[cosmic sequoia]

because... hmmm... your name is seth

[plain needle]

Why don’t you use your brain

[solemn stratus]

trying to match a brekathrough match... matchmaking takes so much longer

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah probably taking a while cuz the servers are down

[jovial whale]

Payment pending - means that you need to complete your payment either offline or through a third-party source, like PayPal.

i payed with sofort can i do this somewhere?

[quasi saffron]

You were banned I bet

[plain needle]

Use you critical thinking skills and really think “if other people are having the same issue I am, what could be the cause?”

[solemn dew]

bro what are you talking about i didnt know other people were having the same issue

[scenic badger]

Thoughts on PP2000 with the extended mag? Its actually not terrible?

[plain needle]

If you looked in this discord for literally maybe a second you would see that the servers are fucked

[cosmic sequoia]

woah dude

asking me to do work? figure out the answer myself?

get fucked

[solemn dew]

i aint got time for that 🔥

[acoustic seal]

nah still terrible, low RoF icky

[cosmic sequoia]

exactly

[viral crescent]

Can't seem to get a game tonight? Anything special going on?

[woven pivot]

I just got in the game are the servers down

[spiral folio]

[plain needle]

See?

[scenic badger]

its no AM40, but the accuracy in lack of speed is kinda good

[viral crescent]

If you looked in this discord for literally maybe a second you would see that the servers are fucked

[plain needle]

Hello all smooth brains, the servers are currently trying to unalive themselves, please wait and join a game later

[cosmic sequoia]

literally

[viral crescent]

OK, sorry. I try not to actually read what is said in this server.

[woven pivot]

sorry been to town all day.. didn't see what was going on.

[spiral folio]

Hey guys
Something something server?

[cosmic sequoia]

me monke brain. game no work. me ask.

[calm bison]

Imagine not being able to play Battlefield 2042

[cosmic sequoia]

literally

losersss

[calm bison]

Honestly

Just like

[plain needle]

That’s why I play animal crossing

[calm bison]

Connect

[dapper river]

Halo infinite is having issues too. Gaming is FINISHED!!!!

[solemn dew]

maybe if they put something in the game to tell the servers are down that would be wild

[calm bison]

It’s that easy

[cosmic sequoia]

amzon servers finally pushed to their limits

[spiral folio]

The weapons options in animal crossing are seriously lacking

[cosmic sequoia]

battlefield servers now being hosted on their interns pcs

[calm bison]

Tesco brand internet connection

[tawny estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/office-server-power-lady-unplug-gif-8220789

[arctic grove]

[cosmic sequoia]

for real. where is my bulldozer

[viral crescent]

I tried with Firefox and it didnt work

[woven pivot]

T hats funny

[cosmic sequoia]

hey guys, i'm having trouble connecting to the servers... maybe its my browser that im on? im using microsoft edge 98 firefox edition?

[spiral folio]

I'm tempted to tell people to defrag their main hard drive to fix the server issue

Itll take so long

[solid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/netscape-internet-browser-logo-vintage-net-gif-16901987

[scenic badger]

i upgraded to Windows 11 and it fixed everything. i suggest you all do so

[cosmic sequoia]

thats what ive been doing

just kind of trolling

[woven pivot]

All right, which one of you monkey butts broke the damn game

[cosmic sequoia]

"switch to wifi, disable anti virus"

jokes on you though i only have SSDs. my doctor checks on me monthly

[spiral folio]

Something wrong?

[viral crescent]

Great update I must say

[umbral island]

Ikr, no internet connection

[arctic grove]

More like fartfield

[umbral island]

facts

[arctic grove]

heh

fort

feeld

[viral crescent]

Have anyone tried to play it here in the chat? Eg I could say "I spawn at A1" and then you can say "Ok, Im behind the container over there" and so on? No?

[lyric bone]

Finally found a game on breakthrough and the enemy had the best jet fighter, stealth bomber, armored car thing players ever

On ps4

[arctic grove]

Huh

[solid imp]

pick up key
-- there is no key
turn left
-- you see a door
open door
-- you need a key

[spiral folio]

Battlefield tabletop d20

[umbral island]

Most fixed game in 2023

[spiral folio]

I... fire my rifle
"Roll for dexterity"
7
"You reload your rifle but slower than usual"
Ugh

Did I hit?
"You never rolled a perception check to aim"

Did i hit!
"Roll two d20s... no"

[polar jay]

Sundance 3D webm

[mental delta]

Servers down ?

[polar jay]

Still yeah

Portal browser works

[mental delta]

Sure ?

[mental delta]

Every modes ?

[calm bison]

Honesty I’ve had my head in BoTW for a while now

I played it back in 2018 and had a hell of a lot of fun then

I’m enjoying replaying it

[hoary frigate]

why are the servers down

[blazing stirrup]

cos they're broken

[hoary frigate]

portal not working

[sour plinth]

working fine for me rn

[dusky wolf]

there is a cheater on attacking team he is 1 taping me with a r93 pistol from 100m

[solid imp]

who is it?

oh that guy

hang on

I know this dude he's sus af

he gone

[dusky wolf]

thanks

[stoic ferry]

now all we need is a collab between all the portals. steam. EA. blizzard. etc etc.

banned on one game. Banned on all games

[spiral folio]

1 taping
-stretches out the roll-

Somebody gon get taped

[main kestrel]

How to join? is this in portal?

[dull dragon]

Was the plus system remove?

[solid imp]

portal server Rush 128

[mossy badge]

2042 isn't for me bro I am waiting for next battlefield game

[stoic ferry]

any portal BT or QC servers up?

[quasi saffron]

When will 2042 release?

[dusky wolf]

yeah he 1 tapped me with the R93 pistol from like 100m i was like I had full health

[main kestrel]

it says invalid game state

[solid imp]

yea he was doing that with the LCMG earlier today, and then had the dumb idea of chatting to global somehow lol

[quasi saffron]

Will BF2042 have a beta, I heard it will release in alpha, so better yeah?

[solid imp]

gave himself away 100% at that point

[tawny mountain]

still down?

[quasi saffron]

check and let us know

[main kestrel]

okay somehow got in. some issue perhaps lol

[dusky wolf]

with the amount of CS and destiny cheaters I put up with I know when there is a cheater

[quasi saffron]

I promise you, in almost every round of conquest I play, there is cheats

[tawny mountain]

cheater always when i lose ez report

[solid imp]

'invalid game state' is when the server is between rounds

[quasi saffron]

like this entire AI clan is pure BS

[solid imp]

lol no this guy was the hackiest Mr. Hackerman 5000 I've seen in awhile

[vocal zenith]

cheaters can burn in hell

[quasi saffron]

that's the problem, now they tone it down and act like no one can tell, they even stream all day long now

[vocal zenith]

yea ive heard there was a mw2 streamers that play good on stream but when they went to a LAN party they played like a noob

kinda obvious honestly

[acoustic seal]

i really want to know who you think streams this game with cheats

[quasi saffron]

there are so many twitch streamers cheating, they aren't that obvious to most people

most people are completely fooled

[tired holly]

are the bf servers down ?

[acoustic seal]

name one

[wanton magnet]

Yes

[tired holly]

thanks

[solid imp]

cheers gotta go for awhile, be back

[quasi saffron]

lol man there are so many twitch streamers that would be professional gamers if there were actually that good

they

[acoustic seal]

you still haven't named one

[vocal zenith]

i can name one

but not a bf streamer

[quasi saffron]

lol name one

[vocal zenith]

nadia

[quasi saffron]

Like I have a list of twitch streamers

[vocal zenith]

mw2 streamer

[acoustic seal]

then pick one out of the list

[vocal zenith]

its so obvious she cheating

[quasi saffron]

I bet you are one

[tawny mountain]

this chat is cancer

[quasi saffron]

You sound like the type of guy that gets butthurt when someone starts talking about cheaters

[frigid stirrup]

Are the servers on by any chance?

[tawny mountain]

you shoud stop playing bf to clean the community

[vocal zenith]

her croshair switches between 3 different people in a gun fight, a sane player wont do that, they would focus one and then move to another

[quasi saffron]

like no one on twitch cheats...really guy?

[acoustic seal]

you're accusing, please provide the receipts

[quasi saffron]

I don't need to name one

there have been twitch streamers banned on stream

vfc do you think cheaters are inferior people?

[vocal zenith]

is it that hard to imagine, people will steep to cheating if it means they get internet clout

[quasi saffron]

to the average person you know

[arctic grove]

No still playing up

[quasi saffron]

is that why they cheat? because they lack the average skills needed to play video games?

[frigid stirrup]

Thanks Talon

[vocal zenith]

cheating is like an easy way to get twitch viewers lol

[arctic grove]

Cheating is fun af