battlefield-2042

[hexed mango]

yeah wz2 was pretty fun when i played it, im not a big BR guy so i dont play it a lot, but i do sometimes with my friends

which comment?

[tepid agate]

What a song haha yeah second half introduces DMZ but I still haven't players warzone 2 that's not my thing lol

[hexed mango]

this?

[tepid agate]

DMZ is a nice casual place

Yeah thats kinda a punch to me

[hexed mango]

ive seen a lot of those comments, i mean there's some truth, but its still vastly different overall

both game franchises are good.

[kindred flint]

did i miss people being stupid online?

[hexed mango]

they have their own quirks but thats just how it is

[kindred flint]

isnt dmz similar to tarkov?

how does this translate to bf

[hexed mango]

idk never played tarkov

[tepid agate]

Yeah I think you know my stance that 2042 doesn't feel like a battlefield game but I have come to the conclusion that 2042 can still be a good game. So I say 2042 is a good game

[kindred flint]

that whole against ai/pvp ->loot->extract

[tepid agate]

Same never played tarkov but heard of it

[kindred flint]

its not a round based mode

[hexed mango]

yeah i mean obviously it doesnt have the traditional BF values, and im glad theyre gearing closer to those traditions but yeah i agree

[tepid agate]

Yeah there probably about 10-15 3 man sqauds and tons of AI

[hexed mango]

2042 can be a good game, its not a perfect game, nor is it a perfect battlefield game

[tepid agate]

Yeah I'm curious to see how classes are introduced back with specialists

Could be magic

[hexed mango]

but i feel its getting to a good point, itll never fully attain true BF fashion, due to some features, but itll be better.

[hexed mango]

#948574259209437264

[kindred flint]

so do we have a rough ETA on when shitbucketway will unlock the m240?

[hexed mango]

bro

idk what i just did

[tepid agate]

Yeah I have it a 3/10 on launch but now I'd say 2042 is a good 7/10

[hexed mango]

ign gave it a 7/10 on launch

[tepid agate]

I don't know what they were smoking ahaha

[hexed mango]

ong

[kindred flint]

any chance the m240 will get a grip or is that bitch bipod only?

[hexed mango]

whatever it has in portal

https://www.pcgamer.com/a-year-after-launch-battlefield-2042-wants-a-second-chance-were-feeling-really-good/

[kindred flint]

whats a portal?

[vocal adder]

I really hope portal gets content

[arctic grove]

DICE Practically begging lmao

[hexed mango]

all the other comments are negative tho

[tepid agate]

Problem was that all those battlfied games had the classes so classes coming back is interesting to feel the flow with specialists

[kindred flint]

dont hold your breath

[arctic grove]

Honestly they should just prove it with their actions

[tepid agate]

I always feel there will be a large handful who won't support the product even if they turn it around because it's like their mini protest to say you can't give a launch like that again

[hexed mango]

guns and gadgets, maybe vehicles are said to be planned in scattered amounts
but maps theyve said they dont want to focus on, so they can focus on main game stuff

[kindred flint]

didnt bf4 start the "all most weapons for every class" shit?

[copper fulcrum]

I will always find it funny when people call the plus system a CoD thing... as if CoD has anyway to change attachments while alive in a match

[tepid agate]

I mean, steam numbers didn't overtake bfV on the free weekend but they overtook bf1. And the average has gone from 16k to 31k now so they got people interested with the turn around

[hexed mango]

they had one category that was universal iirc but i could be wrong

[vocal adder]

so why is portal still a thing if they not doing maps bruh...

[hexed mango]

why wouldnt it still be a thing

[kindred flint]

like PDW, shotguns, DMRs

[hexed mango]

its a custom game maker

[kindred flint]

werent those global

[hexed mango]

theres no reason to remove that

[tepid agate]

What's the plus system?

[hexed mango]

they just wont be adding as much content to it directly

[copper fulcrum]

Hold T

[hexed mango]

the attachment changer

[tepid agate]

You can do it in-game with 2042 though can't do that in mw2

[copper fulcrum]

Yes

[hexed mango]

yes

[copper fulcrum]

That was my point

[robust vapor]

[next onyx]

The best part about battlefield is turning into cod when both games now have completely different plays styles now.

[hexed mango]

[tepid agate]

The attachment system in mw2 is too in-depth for me though but that's just me lol I like it more simple

[robust vapor]

Pepog indeed

Very funni

[arctic grove]

with classes coming back its not a cod rip off anymore lol

[kindred flint]

mw2 has an attachment system?

[copper fulcrum]

MW2's gunsmith is shit compared to MW19s which I don't understand why

[next onyx]

Mmm I just woke up.

[kindred flint]

oh...you mean that weapon bloat system that makes your gun worse, right

[tepid agate]

Way, what is your timeline?

Time zone lol

[copper fulcrum]

The way attachment unlocks work in MW2 is just cancer

[next onyx]

The attachments of mw2 are too punishing. You can't for pure bonus.

[limber meadow]

like every minute my camera flicks straight up to the sky

[hexed mango]

AUS bozo

[limber meadow]

wtf is going on?

[hexed mango]

unsure

[next onyx]

Mouse issue?

[tepid agate]

Damn I'm in Asia you should be awake before me

[limber meadow]

no it isnt a mouse issue

[copper fulcrum]

Sounds like a problem with your mouse or you have something bound to look up and keep accidentally pressing it

[kindred flint]

you got another device plugged in thats messing with the mouse input?

[limber meadow]

I have 2 input devices plugged in, the controller im using, and my mouse

even if i turn the mouse off, still happens

[next onyx]

That's it.

[limber meadow]

no issues in any other games

[copper fulcrum]

So is it the controller then?

[tepid agate]

It's too detailed lol and when you max the gun you unlock this custom tuning it's too much lol

[kindred flint]

playing with the controller?

[next onyx]

Disconnect your controller.

[hexed mango]

i think they want to use the controller tho

[next onyx]

I ran into the same issue.

[limber meadow]

so i have to play with a mouse then? lmao alright

[next onyx]

Wait I misread it all.

[limber meadow]

cheers for the help

[hexed mango]

lol

[next onyx]

I didn't realise you were using mouse and controller.

[kindred flint]

imagine playing an fps on pc and picking a controller...this is morally wrong

[hexed mango]

way's brain has left the chat

[next onyx]

But primarily that controller is what is causing issues.

[hexed mango]

i agree

[kindred flint]

controllers are acceptable for racing games and like...AC shit

[arctic grove]

I do this sometimes

[copper fulcrum]

who the fuck plays AC anymore tho

[limber meadow]

guess i'll try another controller then

[kindred flint]

but you catch me outside with that dpad and analog sticks in an fps and you boutta get clapped (was that cancer enough?)

[limber meadow]

I'll be waiting

[kindred flint]

how long do i have to wait for you to turn around?

[next onyx]

You can set sensitivities to high and turn round quickly.

[limber meadow]

I'll never understand the hatred for controllers, just play the damn game and quit crying

[vocal adder]

I don't know, but portal has much potential as the main mode i really don't understand why its not getting big support like the main mode

[next onyx]

No idea here.

[kindred flint]

personally i blame the gameplay trailers that use them

[next onyx]

I could go pull out an old bf5 clip.

[kindred flint]

i have ptsd from that shit

[next onyx]

I know pc dislike controller because of cods aim assist.

[limber meadow]

its funny cause on consoles, you are a prick if you use mnk

but on pc, you are hated for using a controller

[next onyx]

I plug my controller in for flying and purely that.

[limber meadow]

anyway have a good night

[arctic grove]

It would’ve taken a lot more work modeling the maps and guns for it

[next onyx]

Take it easy!

[limber meadow]

👋

[next onyx]

I just want "new" bad co 2 and bf3 maps.

Give us more for exodus conquest.

OH YEAH RUSH OF THE AGES. Let's see if it's being played.

[kindred flint]

stop removing exodus every other week

[arctic grove]

DICE logic

[next onyx]

I need to do my test soon.

Blah.

[broken wolf]

playing spearhead cq rn, anyone else getting really bad rubberbanding?

ping is fine

[arctic grove]

Yea portal would’ve been nice, like essentially a BC2, BF3 and 1942 remaster.

I am pretty sure the studios on this game have the capacity to do it, it’s just the initial game reception and how much time different things must’ve taken eventually factored into them “winding down support for HZ and Portal” aka just shipping out whatever ideas they had post launch and that’s it

It is what it is though I suppose ya know, at least till next time

[arctic grove]

At least I assume this is what happened, I’m no insider or anything

[vocal adder]

I mean BC2 has so much potential in the portal mode and if it had all its maps same with BF3 and 1942 but i guess Dice doesn't wanna go this route and allow classic battlefield fans to enjoy these ones and just leaving them in the dirt

[arctic grove]

It was probably a matter of circumstance

[hard geyser]

i want this update so bad 😄 lol the m416 looks so sick...

[idle lion]

i swear the first 5 hrs of the update is just gonna be people running around with the gun required to unlock the m416

[hard geyser]

imma be in bots lol

last time it seemed most ppl here did that

so ill be doing it as well

[vocal adder]

Even just 1 good map for each title would be lovely for portal

Well if they don't do portal content make the characters specialists atleast because they be looking good 😂

[next onyx]

Can the hud actually not have to load in when I spawn. I want to see what the fuck is happening not wait 5 to 6 seconds to see weather or not people are defusing an objective lol.

[hexed mango]

[hexed mango]

speaking of hud, you excited for the dynamic minimap zooms?

Update 3.1 <t:1670400000:R>

[vocal adder]

MW2 is battlefield game haha😂

[hexed mango]

ikr

[next onyx]

Dynamic zoom I'm not sure. If it means we can modify between aircraft sure but I'm not sure.

[hexed mango]

it means we can have keybinds that will allow us to increase or decrease the zoom on the fly

[next onyx]

Ah.

[vocal adder]

I don't know why but just playing portal is way more fun then playing the main mode especially 1942

[next onyx]

I never really used it so I can't speak for it.

[hexed mango]

1942 weapons feel so fucking weird tho

[next onyx]

I'm just about to play Valparaiso and then do my test.

[hexed mango]

matter of fact, all weapons in portal feel weird

[next onyx]

Abuse people in the bradley if I get it.

[hexed mango]

https://youtu.be/l71ylcADeSs

[hard geyser]

2 hours? My clock says 3.5 🤔

[hexed mango]

<t:1670400000:R>

[hard geyser]

It's 4 am est

[hexed mango]

it launches at Midnight PST, in ~2.5 hours

[hexed mango]

3am

8am UTC is 3 am EST

[hard geyser]

Are you sure? 9 utc translates to 4 am

[hexed mango]

or midnight PST

[idle lion]

433pm AEDT

[hexed mango]

its 8utc.

[hard geyser]

Double check lol

[idle lion]

in the patch notes they said 9utc

[hexed mango]

well the twitter post said 8

[dire quest]

It says 8 utc

[hard geyser]

The notes say 9

[hexed mango]

yeah but this says 9 lmao

[hard geyser]

That's what I was going off lol

Didn't realize the Twitter post

Wasn't 3.0 4 am?

I'd probs go off that

[hexed mango]

yeah typically updates are at 9am utc, so i would actually go with that number

[dire quest]

Update 3.0 was also during pdt not pst

[hexed mango]

So, its actually <t:1670403600:R>

[hexed mango]

uh

[hard geyser]

Yea 3 am would be awesome lol

[hexed mango]

no it was in pst, standard, we did dst in november

like early november

[vocal adder]

Here me out Dice makes a specialist called portal and it has the option to select voices from the different characters from BC2 and BF3 and can select the skins from the characters also but they would be legendary skins so you can't mix or match

[dire quest]

You sure?

[hexed mango]

DST was the first sunday of November

[dire quest]

Ah

[hexed mango]

aka the 6th

[hard geyser]

Yeah what's the difference between pst and pdt lol

[hexed mango]

well

[dire quest]

1 hour difference

[hard geyser]

Oh

[hexed mango]

PST is either Pacific Summer Time or Pacific Standard Time
PDT is Pacific Daylight Time (for DST)

[hard geyser]

So part of the year it's pst and one part it's pdt

[hexed mango]

well

[hard geyser]

That's pretty weird

[hexed mango]

from now on itll never be dst anymore

[hard geyser]

I guess the same with est?

[hexed mango]

yes

cause the US isnt doing DST next year

[dire quest]

EDT est

[hard geyser]

I always just change my internal clock from +4 or +5 depending on the part of the year

[dire quest]

You sure?

[hexed mango]

Sunshine Protection Act, 2022

[hard geyser]

So it'll always be +5 now?

[hexed mango]

So much so that the United States has begun the process of making daylight saving time the permanent time across all participating states, with the Senate passing the Sunshine Protection Act by unanimous consent on March 15, 2022. If it were to pass through the House of Representatives and be signed by President Joe Biden, any state in the United States currently observing daylight saving time would begin to do so year-round starting in November 2023.[179]

we will always be in PDT, MDT, CDT, EDT

[hard geyser]

Still gotta pass if that's all they did

No pass means no law

[hexed mango]

and Hawaii and Alaska will not change since they never did DST to begin with

[dire quest]

Doesn't that say staring in 2023?

[hexed mango]

already did

with the Senate passing the Sunshine Protection Act by unanimous consent on March 15, 2022

[hard geyser]

Oh the post said orherwise

[hexed mango]

thats what i said

[dire quest]

Meaning 1 more year?

[hexed mango]

next year is 2023

[hard geyser]

It says house has to pass too?

[hexed mango]

well yeah

it starts November of 2023

[cyan trout]

US government couldn't get a consensus to pass gas if it would save their life

[hard geyser]

It's only passed senate. Not even the house

[hexed mango]

the Uniform Time Act standardized the dates when it begins and ends.[5] Hawaii, most of Arizona, and the U.S. territories have opted to observe permanent standard time,[6]

[dire quest]

Don't we change the time 1 more time? Early in the year?

[hard geyser]

Fall back spring forward yes

[hexed mango]

yes thats the Summer Time transition

after November of 2023, with the return to DST, it wont change

[dire quest]

Ah

[hard geyser]

If it passes lol

[hexed mango]

yeah its not set in stone yet

The bill faces uncertain prospects in the House

[hard geyser]

Yeah not sure how that'll go

[hexed mango]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_Protection_Act#Debate

i suggest reading the Debate part if you're interested

[hard geyser]

I agree with getting rid of it. Annoying with having to change my internal clock to eu two times a year

[hexed mango]

I like how we went from the time of update 3.1 to DST lol

yeah i kinda like getting rid of dst

[hard geyser]

A lot of games reset with EU timing

[hexed mango]

yeah dst just makes shit more complicated

[hard geyser]

So most of the time knowing the time diff is needed

[dire quest]

Daylight savings map when?

[hexed mango]

[dire quest]

[hexed mango]

all shaded areas partake in dst

[robust vapor]

i unlocked an epic skin for the EBAA wildcat. "Mr Friendly"

That shit ain't friendly to me at all in the games

[hexed mango]

shaded as in stripes

[robust vapor]

💀

[hexed mango]

Arizona (even tho its only parts of AZ, mainly around Pheonix) is the only lower 48 state to not partake in DST

i also find it really funny how part of Oregon uses MST

tbh time zones are so fucking bonkers. cause even though in some cases it makes sense to be in one time zone, due to geopolitical zones, you might not be

For example, China uses one timezone, for the entire country.

China is fucking huge

[dire quest]

If you stand at the border of two states, you can be in two timezones at once lol

[hexed mango]

thankfully, for the most part, NA is pretty good with timezones

but once you get into Eurasia and Asia, it all falls apart

[arctic grove]

Hop on Battlefield Echo

[hexed mango]

like for example what the fuck is this

London is UTC, but Spain and france which sit on the same fucking longitude are not

[vocal adder]

bruh moment i've always found this to be strange haha

[hexed mango]

also Chile territories being weird

yeah timezones are funky

[dire quest]

Minus 3 points

[hexed mango]

lmao

its a really cool thing to investigate, but the more you investigate it, the more confusingly weird it gets

[dark steppe]

Messi

Messi

Messi

Messi

[hexed mango]

geo politics have too much to do with it sometimes

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/bILXA.gif

[dark steppe]

🐐

[hexed mango]

nah

https://tenor.com/bRhVC.gif

[dark steppe]

who’s the goat then

bro

speed supports Ronaldo

[dire quest]

Messi in cod, where's battlefield football player?

[dark steppe]

Ronaldo didn’t even play today bc he talked back to his coach 💀

Fr

[hexed mango]

i visited Madrid and Barcelona and their respective teams, but i only got a Ronaldo jersy

[hexed mango]

ik but Portugal still swept

6-1

also good on Morocco today

beating spain is difficult

[grave vigil]

The fact that these suboptimal teams are winning games

[dire quest]

Ronaldo for battlefield 2042 when?

[grave vigil]

Is absolutely hilarious

[hexed mango]

YESYESYESYES

honestly should i play fortnite UE5

[grave vigil]

Every time u get a kill with ronaldo specialist u hear a faint "suuiiiiiii"

[hexed mango]

SUYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://tenor.com/bVfjh.gif

[dire quest]

His specialist ability is a soccer ball lol

[vocal adder]

Fortnite looking real nice now

[hexed mango]

Ronaldo (un)official mascot of 2042

[dark steppe]

they don’t needa rely on Ronaldo anymore

[grave vigil]

God forbid you get a multi kill with him cause he'll blow your ears through your headphones

[hexed mango]

@/TotalFPS make this happen

[dark steppe]

yeah fr

[hexed mango]

SUISUISUISUISUiUSIUIUSISUI

[grave vigil]

Tbh tho I want France to lose

And that's it

[hexed mango]

no

fuck england

Fr W

[grave vigil]

I want mbappe's money grabbing, Giraud grabbing, no football passion ass

[hexed mango]

[grave vigil]

To lose

[hexed mango]

I want France to win purely to spite England 🦅

[pearl ridge]

Well, I'm convinced that the reason that guy did a rendezook in the reveal trailer was because it's the only way to kill something with a jet

[hexed mango]

uh

youre telling me

[grave vigil]

That dude skipped practice to get pocked in the butt at home

[hexed mango]

i am gonna label this as a

breathes in

Skill issue

[pearl ridge]

The only things I've seen jets kill were the things they were crashing into

[robust vapor]

I did that and I didn't get the kill

I get killed instead

🙂

#WorthIt

[hexed mango]

you doing a ww2?

[robust vapor]

Went full Japan

[vocal adder]

France is gonna get fucked by england haha

[robust vapor]

it destroys the enemy vehicle however especially the VTOLs

[pearl ridge]

They're like fuckin... the dogfights you see in the skybox in Titanfall. Pretty, but ultimately completely inconsequential.

[dark steppe]

2 in a row

[robust vapor]

no one died except me

[hexed mango]

Pedro Pascal is in the Last of Us movie

[dark steppe]

Tweakin

[hexed mango]

[dark steppe]

Brazil winning

[dire quest]

Series*

[hexed mango]

they said that about the US v Eng game.

[dire quest]

Issa shoe

Show

[hexed mango]

yes sorry

HBO Max

im gonna watch that shit and ive never played the games

watching it just for pedro

<3 pedro

[dire quest]

They really milked tf out of the last of us

Miss the first game for it's multiplayer

[hexed mango]

its made by the same peeps that made Chernobyl (the show not the event)

[vocal adder]

Trust me England is gonna win 🙂

[dire quest]

Lol yes the people that caused Chernobyl and killed millions are making the last of us lmao

[dire quest]

[vocal adder]

Man seeing Mandalorian just makes me get even more excited for S3

[next onyx]

Holy damn yeah I thought I was insane for a second, Bf3's p90 has what it's known for, The best hipfire in the game.

I wish they took that to 2042 at least.

[upbeat sand]

<t:1670407200:R>

update

[dire quest]

3*

[next onyx]

Cause holy fuck the climb is crazy for the 2042 p90.

[dire quest]

Or 2*

[next onyx]

Isn't the update in 2 hours.

[upbeat sand]

6 uct rn

[dire quest]

Twitter says 8 utc
Update post says 9 utc

[upbeat sand]

release is 9 uct

wait lemme get another epoc

[hexed mango]

no

<t:1670403600:R>

they did a funny typo in the twitter post

[dire quest]

They could've done a typo in the patch notes

[upbeat sand]

thats it

[hexed mango]

not as likely

plus past updates, as we discussed earlier, have been at 9utc, or 1am PST

so it makes sense

dont you love it when your pc is already on Win 11, and meets the requirements for Win 11, but you get the "System requirements not met. Go to settings to learn more" watermark.

[topaz field]

i think i discovered a new unbarrel bug

[next onyx]

So I have extra time to do my studies.

Perfect.

[topaz field]

switch from underbarrel to my new lazer sight

https://clips.twitch.tv/FlirtyZealousInternFloof-U8SouIFsKpZNwXU2

[eager spire]

Hmmm

[night vessel]

this confirmed ?

imagine if DICE remade Shanghai

[topaz field]

🤣

[eager spire]

ah, this is that concept artist.

he does good art.

[next onyx]

Literally says down the bottom.

[night vessel]

ahhhh yess

would be dope tho if DICE did the map

[next onyx]

Rectangle.

[hexed mango]

didnt carpo do midjourney for seige in 2042

[hexed mango]

congrats you get an A in geometry

[next onyx]

Seriously though.

[upbeat sand]

how many in that server

[next onyx]

The Abrams is so blocky.

[upbeat sand]

is BF3 MODE DED

[next onyx]

Think like, 6v6 and the rest with bots.

[upbeat sand]

aww

[next onyx]

This is rush of the ages.

[upbeat sand]

dammit

[next onyx]

Yeah I abused people in the bradley.

People are playing it now.

[upbeat sand]

last time i got to play bf3 and bc2 properly was launch

[next onyx]

Same.

When I just got my PC too, First game was on Bf3.

[topaz field]

bf3 was buggy at launch o.O

[upbeat sand]

no as in the 2042 modes

[next onyx]

Look at that, Water.

[upbeat sand]

in portal

[next onyx]

The Bradley is fucked but I do so love it.

[upbeat sand]

i got only to like play 1 game of tdm in bf3 from an NZ server that shut down cause team imbalances

[next onyx]

I remember this TDM server that went from bf3 to 2042.

It was 64v64 and was the most fun I had.

[topaz field]

oh

[next onyx]

M416 m416 m416.

[eager spire]

change my mind, the M5A1, the M16A3, and the M416 are all the same gun.

[broken horizon]

update in an hour ?

[sweet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[broken horizon]

[upbeat sand]

is "when does a country, stop being a country" even used in game

from the 2042 soundtrack

[next onyx]

Probably in the intro.

[upbeat sand]

mm it dosent sound like the launch one

[hexed mango]

welp

cue outro music

[sweet cargo]

Is creepy song

[sweet cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y

[upbeat sand]

is good

[hexed mango]

yep

any moment now

[sweet cargo]

Make sure u download moar RAM

[hexed mango]

yes totally

download 2TB of ram for FREE

[next onyx]

Perfect.

[pearl ridge]

I have a pic saved of a modernised version of Amiens

[next onyx]

I know it won't be good but I hope it'll be good.

The m416.

I love my HK416.

[pearl ridge]

...Wait, could it be viable to combine part of St Quentin Scar with Amiens to make a 128 player map?

[next onyx]

Maybe??? I did ponder that for devastation and Rotterdam.

Rotterdam isn't too far off from devastation.

Cause there's the city centre.

[sweet cargo]

I do this with Google Drive as my Virtual Memory all the time

[slender isle]

It'll be a halfway point between the M16A3 and the M5A3... so probably good

[hexed mango]

In space, no one can hear you scream, and no one knows what’s up

[next onyx]

You ok Echo.

That gives me concerning vibes.

[hexed mango]

this is what happens when you watch Vsauce at midnight

your brain does scary things

[next onyx]

I don't become fucked in the head htough.

Than again I'm already fucked in the head.

[hexed mango]

you don’t watch enough

Hey Vsauce, corndogwilly here

i watch so much vsauce that i wrote about him in part of my college application

[hexed mango]

aren’t we all

[next onyx]

Hey Echo wanna see water on Valparaiso?

LOOK.

[slender isle]

is there usually a city in the distance?

[white geyser]

God I haven't went back to Valparaiso map, I did create rush mode on that map but I completely forgot

[next onyx]

Rush of the ages is out.

And the Bradley is FUCKED.

[white geyser]

I need breakthrough mode in the portal, I outgrew rush mode

Bradley tank in BC2 it was fun playing it.

[next onyx]

"Breakthrough of the ages" would be cool.

Imagine FARMING with no lis missiles.

dfjshbaijdhisakljdas

[white geyser]

I'm just gonna create BC2 vs zombie bots on conquest (small) in the portal, I just trying something that felt like you're in the zombie apocalypse with limited vehicles to use

[grand barn]

#1. I never rage at my homies. I play tournaments with my homies and you need to maintain a sound mind to benefit the team.
#2. My girlfriend thought this was funny.
#3. Thanks.
#4. Relax and maybe don't judge people you don't know in a public space

[foggy halo]

The man in his pfp looks like he gotten beaten up

[wide shore]

Haven’t we all

[grand barn]

This new update gonna be decent tho

[wide shore]

M416 instead of AN94. When there’s already two guns that are functionally the same as the M416.

[dire quest]

What do you think he means by this?

[wide shore]

Who knows

[foggy halo]

I don't return to bf2042 unless the mouse input is 100% fixed.

[wide shore]

[grizzled whale]

He is in your pc now

[grizzled whale]

Skill issue

[jade turtle]

Something which kinda bothers me is how the kill log is not on the top right corner like other games lmao

[slender isle]

If you ho back to the dev update you can actually see that is changed

So possibly with update 3.2 we will see the hud change come into play

[jade turtle]

Ye and I hope its in this update

[slender isle]

I hope so as well. It's more likely to come with 3.2 though

[jade turtle]

Yea its not on the change log

[slender isle]

I'm hoping for some cool stuff tbh. Don't go throwing it out there if it aint cool

[still solstice]

Is it updated after a few minutes?

[dire quest]

Twitter says 8 utc
Patch notes say 9 utc

Either in 5 minutes or an hour and 5 minutes

[hexed mango]

WATER

FUCK YEAH

[upbeat sand]

Walter*

[hexed mango]

Waltuh

[still solstice]

ok

[upbeat sand]

my name is walte-

[hexed mango]

yo

https://tenor.com/bpP1p.gif

[arctic grove]

This guy tryin really hard to win back the bf community

[hexed mango]

i mean Florian is goated

[arctic grove]

Fair

[upbeat sand]

its been a year (or 11 months)

WHERE IS SANTA BORIS RETURN

[arctic grove]

Most likely DICE deleted it

[dire quest]

Either 2 minutes or 62 minutes

[upbeat sand]

WAAAAAA

[arctic grove]

Yup

[upbeat sand]

i want falk attack of the elves mask

welp while i wait for this update ima gonna play toontown

[slender isle]

Update time

[dire quest]

Anyone know if it's live?

[arctic grove]

update doesnt start until an hour

[hexed mango]

one hour

[slender isle]

Thought it was 8am?

[hexed mango]

no typo

[slender isle]

isn't that like now?

[hexed mango]

patchnotes say 9

[dire quest]

Twitter says 8 UTC tho

[hexed mango]

yeah we went over this already

[slender isle]

😔

[hexed mango]

twitter says 8, but patch says 9, updates are usually always at 9 utc anyways

[slender isle]

Guess I'll rewatch DHMIS

[upbeat sand]

the log is in the bin

[dire quest]

Don't Hurt Me I'm Single?

[hexed mango]

no

dont hug me im scared

[dire quest]

Lol

[hexed mango]

meanwhile im over here trying to install 2042

[slender isle]

Really really good mini series on youtube (and also an amazing tv show)

[white geyser]

What afraid of being hug? don't tell me you have some kind of phobia

[upbeat sand]

'Don hit my instagram... shit

[slender isle]

I don't actually know if they're jokes but if you haven't seen it... watch it

[upbeat sand]

the new DHMIS

[slender isle]

It's a better sesame street

[dire quest]

Don't Hate Me I'm Scottish

[upbeat sand]

the family episode was weak

[azure basalt]

literally every bf games lmao

[slender isle]

Shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame

[upbeat sand]

warren the worm Eagle

[white geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-im-scottish-blue-ranger-scottish-scotland-gif-26382850

[slender isle]

My diagnosis is you have a worm in your head

[hexed mango]

when did DHMIS post last

i havent checked up on it in years

[slender isle]

Well Channel 4 in the UK made a 6 episode series

[bitter sphinx]

Update W h e n?

[upbeat sand]

thanks too you i am a humillation in the *something society

i will burn down my orchard tonght

[azure basalt]

is the 3.1 update live?

[hexed mango]

they broadcast... DHMIS... on live tv?

[dire quest]

55 minutes

[hexed mango]

55 minutes

[slender isle]

Just a reminder everything is

Shreddable

[slender isle]

They actually made 25 minute episodes of DHMIS

[upbeat sand]

what about my

S H E A D D E R

[hexed mango]

damn.

[azure basalt]

aight cool

[slender isle]

Duck being dead is the best episode

[hexed mango]

i gotta remember what shit to reinstall on my pc

[azure basalt]

hoping we got the reactive damage indicator when shooting tho DICE

please bring it back

[upbeat sand]

what no you dont die for ages

i think you die in the lake

[slender isle]

Who's David? I'm not david

[hexed mango]

show is too self aware for its own good sometimes

[slender isle]

pfttttttt

[hexed mango]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slender isle]

Yellow guy is dead

[still solstice]

have you updated?

[slender isle]

Give it an hour

[still solstice]

ok

[hexed mango]

update comes out at 1am PST, 4am EST, 9am UTC

[azure basalt]

i tried to translate the timezone in here supposed to update at 15:00

still no update tho

[hexed mango]

what timezone are you in

[azure basalt]

WIT

[hexed mango]

Update 3.1 comes out at <t:1670403600:T> (<t:1670403600:R>)

Hi everyone!

[azure basalt]

aaah oke

thank you

how you do that

[hexed mango]

one sec

[hexed mango]

Timestamps

where s is the timestamp in seconds

<t:s> for basic stamp
<t:s:R> for the count till timestamp, shows the human readable time till a certain stamp
<t:s:D> shows the human readable date, no time
<t:s:d> [short^]
<t:s:T> shows the human readable time, no date
<t:s:t> [short^]
<t:s:F> shows the full human-readable stamp, day, date, and time
<t:s:f> [short^]

look ma! im pinned :)

(carpo i know you secretly love me ❤️ )

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-bean-rowan-atkinson-atkinson-smiling-gif-22135030

[hexed mango]

@azure basalt this is for you btw

[eager spire]

they sure did. but it's only available on a streaming site that only works if you're in the UK, or have a VPN. Which is vaguely annoying.

[azure basalt]

woaah thank youuu it comes handy <3

[hexed mango]

is it different than the YT videos?

[eager spire]

I've watched the episodes but only because someone's uploaded all of them to youtube.

[azure basalt]

yeah thank you

[eager spire]

Uh, they're longer.

[hexed mango]

damn

[eager spire]

Not really that different really, otherwise.

[hexed mango]

im gonna pirate them

[azure basalt]

thanks for the pin too carpo haha

[eager spire]

Yeah, though if they do become officially available for watching in the US, i'll watch 'em again to support the creators.

[hexed mango]

yeah that shit is awesome

[eager spire]

Would be cool if they released the original videos + the TV episodes as a blu-ray. I'd buy that.

[hexed mango]

bro buys bluray in 2022

[eager spire]

mate

[hexed mango]

ok ima go to sleep

[eager spire]

i like physical copies of things.

if i really like a thing i wanna have it physically dammit

[hexed mango]

okok

[idle lion]

either that or 1 hr and 55

[slender isle]

There's a youtube playlist with them all

[hexed mango]

29 minutes

[slender isle]

They aren't necessarily different. But they do feel like long DHMIS videos. It's actually very good

[eager spire]

ye they're neat.

[broken horizon]

8AM UTC right?

[hexed mango]

9

9am UTC

read the pins

[broken horizon]

oh thanks

[idle lion]

bnruh that is in 1hr and 30min isnt it?

[hexed mango]

no. read the pins.

[idle lion]

ah that was my shite time conversion

[hexed mango]

ok good night everyone

[idle lion]

good night

[topaz field]

🙂

[upbeat sand]

30 mins

[broken horizon]

[azure basalt]

oh boi can't wait to tier 1 my m93r and m416 but not m93

[slender isle]

I swear I've been blue balled by temporyal every update since he said the M98B was coming

it's been like 3 updates

[azure basalt]

ikr i'v been waiting the m98B

:"

[slender isle]

I want it so goddamn bad so I can replace the DXR for long range snipes

[azure basalt]

really hope AEK also get to the AOW

really excited for the new gun animation tho

as a animator

really like to see it

[slender isle]

I'm excited for basically everything in the update lmao

[idle lion]

i remember by the end of season 1 i had all guns and eq unlocked and felt proud but holy shit im never getting 100% again considering the amount of guns and stuff theyre pulling out of the vault

[slender isle]

I do want a high rate of fire AR in the format of AEK or Famas

[slender isle]

You had everything T1?

[idle lion]

not tier one but had them gold , i dont have nough time to tier one everything

[eager spire]

getting T1 on the Portal guns seems like a waste of time seems like you don't even get a neat skin for doing so.

[slender isle]

Fair enough, welly you can unlock everything in solo mode

[slender isle]

You get a cool emblem though

[idle lion]

huh fr?

[real ether]

is this included in this new update?

[slender isle]

Yeah. everything can be unlocked and taken to mastery 12

[eager spire]

yeah but only people who i kill see that. I don't see that unless I die.

[idle lion]

i didnt know

[azure basalt]

yeah its not new kinda like tweaking and snappy animation they said in the patch notes

[idle lion]

my fave weapon for s1 and 2 was the c5

[slender isle]

Hmmmm true. I like to use it as a show of dominance. Like "haha I T1'd this gun and you just died to it. How does it feel?"

[azure basalt]

i'v tier one everything except the m1911 rex the crossbow

for weapon

[broken horizon]

irish used to block c5s tho that was funny af

[eager spire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[idle lion]

i mean if you kill someone that t1d that weapon thats a pretty big ego boost

[azure basalt]

if you didn't know it also block throwing knife

[idle lion]

wait does his thing not block c5 anymore?

[azure basalt]

kekw

[real ether]

i wish i could store my 2x xp boosters :/

[azure basalt]

yes

next patch it didn't block c5

[broken horizon]

holy

[idle lion]

damn i havent tried to yeet a c5 at anyone with a trophy system cause i thought it didnt work

[broken horizon]

sh*t was funny back then

[wet socket]

is the update out yet

[azure basalt]

soon

10 minutes

[wet socket]

cool

[dire quest]

7 minutes*

[broken horizon]

[azure basalt]

yeah 7 mintues

[upbeat sand]

My Dad Says That The Union Forces Us To Take Breaks

[slender isle]

6 minutes

[idle lion]

6 minutes*

[azure basalt]

bruh of course

[broken horizon]

[azure basalt]

its counting down cmon bruh

[broken horizon]

@azure basalt what server u play on?

[azure basalt]

SG

[slender isle]

5 minutes

[broken horizon]

same

[upbeat sand]

sandwich time

[broken horizon]

same ign ?

[azure basalt]

ayy

[azure basalt]

noe

ea can't have 3 word nickname its succ

[dire quest]

4 minutes

[broken horizon]

oh rip

[azure basalt]

its Artzie

[broken horizon]

Nice

[slender isle]

3 Minutes

[broken horizon]

you down to play today?

@azure basalt

[slender isle]

2

[azure basalt]

yeah im down but im at work right now probably home at 7 or 8 PM

[azure basalt]

just add me on origin

[broken horizon]

no worries

sure thing

[upbeat sand]

welp

its time

[broken horizon]

lets gooooo

[upbeat sand]

*put mr incredible its showtime thing here but no perms

[dire quest]

5.5 gigs on xbox

[real ether]

not a single mb on steam

[upbeat sand]

since im on steam i have delay

steam usually needs to wait say uhh 6 mins on average

[still solstice]

waiting

[broken horizon]

steam always makes us wait

[slender isle]

UPDATE

[real ether]

[topaz field]

did it push out for ps4 as yet?

im waiting

[slender isle]

[idle lion]

im waiting too

[broken horizon]

6gb on steam

[idle lion]

also ps4 uhh

[upbeat sand]

steam updates are live

[slender isle]

6gb gonna have me waiting like 15 mins

[idle lion]

bro if i still lived in macedonia thatd be like 3 hours for me 💀

[upbeat sand]

30 mins

cause steam needs to do verifying, then bla bla bla

dam you steam

[still solstice]

6 gb,10 mins

[robust vapor]

squad change when

[winter vault]

New game when

[tall valley]

why I restart but nothing happen on steam?

no update

[still solstice]

restart steam

[tall valley]

oh shit

[upbeat sand]

420years

[real ether]

6gb on steam

1 minute here

[upbeat sand]

@next onyx how many times have people called you a "discord mod"

[topaz field]

seem like imma get it on my pc first instead of my ps4

[idle lion]

im glad to see im not the only one who has bought it twice

[slender isle]

Way the discord mod (fedora included)

[upbeat sand]

god

[next onyx]

Here and there. Doesn't happen often.

[idle lion]

well question is

do you wear a fedora

[upbeat sand]

yeah

[arctic grove]

Here's a better question

[upbeat sand]

ANSWER THE QUESTION WAY

[azure basalt]

what's your name ingame btw

[hard geyser]

Everyone all in on conquest

[arctic grove]

What does a person who T1s a new weapon in 3 hours wear

(way)

[upbeat sand]

way grindset

[broken horizon]

KaazMiller

im adding u rn

[azure basalt]

aight cool

[slender isle]

Probably nothing

[topaz field]

well i havee the cross gen bundle for ps4//ps5 but i dont have a ps5 as yet. I got a PC ultimate from one the comm manager a while back

[broken horizon]

same pfp right?

[slender isle]

just sweats their balls off

[next onyx]

I just wear a Jacket cause comfortable.

[azure basalt]

yessir

[arctic grove]

A trench coat perhaps

[broken horizon]

gotcha

[jade turtle]

update live boys

[arctic grove]

At home?

[next onyx]

Don't really own one.

[idle lion]

aww

[next onyx]

Yeah why don't you wear a jacket at home?

[arctic grove]

No

[idle lion]

ii mean if it isnt a big jacket then its good

[still solstice]

start playing. First look at the Manifest map

[slender isle]

Why wear a jacket... not like it's gonna rain or be windy inside

[idle lion]

keeps you warm

[arctic grove]

Need a tip

[next onyx]

It doesn't really matter what you wear as long as it keeps you warm.

[slender isle]

Would a jumper not be more comfortable?

[arctic grove]

What do I wipe my monitor with?

[next onyx]

Do you have glasses?

Use the same spray you clean your glasses with you clean your monitor screen.

Really anything that's good with glass.

[slender isle]

Your hand and then the roughest piece of fabric you can find

[next onyx]

And a tissue.

[arctic grove]

Nope

[next onyx]

It's how I do it.

[umbral island]

When is the update coming out

[next onyx]

It's out now.

[slender isle]

now

[next onyx]

Do it.

[broken horizon]

same i clean with my glass cloth

[umbral island]

Ah ok

[upbeat sand]

skill tissue

[broken horizon]

works well

[slender isle]

Microfiber

[next onyx]

Huh.

Fuck it.

Time to make some rollercoasters while I wait.

[arctic grove]

I've got a 12 year old bottle of screen cleaning fluid that came with a piece of fabric

That should do rite?

[next onyx]

Yeah that should do it.

[slender isle]

probably

[idle lion]

just use alcochol

[next onyx]

Isopropyl alcohol is very good yes.

[idle lion]

i just use rakija lol

dunno what its called in english

[wide shore]

I just have screen wipes. Lol

[next onyx]

Oops I drowned a guest.

ANyways.

[wide shore]

Rubbing it in. I see what you did there

[topaz field]

https://tenor.com/view/download-downloading-gif-11879073

[broken horizon]

[hard geyser]

are kills for the m416 not tracking yet?

yea i got 4 kills, even online against real people and no dice

[next onyx]

New loading screen.

[hard geyser]

unless i need to restart

[next onyx]

Weird.

[hard geyser]

but im going to sleep

[next onyx]

I'm about to farm bots.

Take it easy Jag.

[hard geyser]

i was going to get the gun

but it probs need a hotfix

unless its tracking but not updating the number

ill check a restart rq lol

[next onyx]

Sector 1.

Yeah I'll see about it on my end.

[hard geyser]

ya still 0, glgl

[ebon pilot]

fear fear fear

[hard geyser]

Oh that new breakthrough is nice

[upbeat sand]

IM STILL DOWNLOADING

AAAAAA

[real ether]

[ebon pilot]

i'm NaNing

[hard geyser]

Lol yeah I saw that too was funny 😂

[shell willow]

Sadge, CPU usage is still insane 😦

[upbeat sand]

you know what this means

ORIGIN

[next onyx]

My CPU temps have decreased.

So something's happening.

[upbeat sand]

(or uninstall reinstall)

[ebon pilot]

nah it's done

[upbeat sand]

oh ok

[shell willow]

Actually, is there a way for me to limit the number of cores used, like in Battlefield 4 with the MaxProcessorCount command?

Because CPU affinity cannot be controlled on Task Manager due to EAC not permitting that.

[azure basalt]

gimme screenshot your temp while in game

[next onyx]

I'm not sure.

Sector 2.

[azure basalt]

from 98 C to 82 C

that's huge

slightly better tho

[timid mauve]

Solo breakthrough on intermediate is fun

[wide shore]

Have you checked any reload animations?

[shell willow]

I have. They feel smoother.

Marginally. But still smoother.

[wide shore]

Any of the vault weapons have any new animations?

[shell willow]

Iiiii have not been able to compare yet. Not much time since im at work. Sorry

[wide shore]

Oh, no worries.

I’ll do some thorough testing when I actually wake up later

[hard geyser]

Game feels so good from the limited time I play. I did kinda notice the animations but like they said it's hard to explain

[wide shore]

Mmm. Okay.

Thanks

[topaz field]

SUNDANCE GRENADE SEEM TO BE FIXED ON PC

[slender isle]

Anyone else got fucked ping?

[hard geyser]

I also say this as someone that's played mw2 recently and it felt laggy. I played for like 2 hours before update and even still feels a tad better after the update. Especially on the bot match. Super snappy

[next onyx]

They feel the same.

[next onyx]

Hitreg feels amazing too it feels?

[wide shore]

[hard geyser]

I didn't play much online where that would matter and I just didn't even get many kills past like ten

So idk. It did feel better lol

[left tree]

you can write a custom .cfg file with the number of cores and threads used for the game. google it or search reddit. was the official workaround posted by some EA staff member

[hard geyser]

I was hitting sprays that I wouldn't normally do maybe that could be it.

[next onyx]

!

[hard geyser]

Idk why mine wasn't working

[ebon pilot]

wtf

[next onyx]

I know that you can't check it midlife.

[wide shore]

That masterkey has a fat ass magazine holy hell

[hard geyser]

When? I did all 3.0 guns like that and 2.3 or whatever

[wide shore]

Forgot all about the M26

[hard geyser]

I was checking every death lol

[next onyx]

Yeah every death it'll update.

But mid life I've found it just doesn't.

[hard geyser]

Oh yeah no luck for me. It might be fixed now. I might of loaded it up to fast lol

[wide shore]

No love for the DXR I see

[hard geyser]

I did get the update screen the second time I loaded it up saying I had it

[umbral island]

How do you already have it unlocked💀

[hard geyser]

Bots

[wide shore]

Bot games make unlocking vault guns very easy

[umbral island]

Ah

[next onyx]

It's so weird without that building there.

[wide shore]

Idk if I like it

[hard geyser]

It's better in game.

[wide shore]

That building was at least slightly destructible. Why are we removing destructible buildings when a huge criticism is that the game lacks them?

[hard geyser]

On the ground especially

Feels really war feeling from the few deaths I had

Tons of black smoke it seems to add for cover

[next onyx]

Flow.

Really that's why Poetic.

[wide shore]

Did B really lack flow though

Manifest already played really well in that area specifically.

[hard geyser]

I feel that. I'm really hoping s4 brings back some good destruction

[arctic grove]

Bruh apparently even if you hold AGM on jets it doesn't hit

[wide shore]

I really hope they find a way to keep the destruction on hourglass when it gets remade.

[arctic grove]

and you can't even tell if the tank Thermal Smoked since You can't see it

[storm hare]

why the heckdidnt i get the t1 camo for the lcmg when i hit mastery 40

[next onyx]

Not sure.

[storm hare]

is there some known bug ?

[wide shore]

I haven’t heard about it tbh

But it could be

[azure basalt]

try to restart or get mastery 41

[wide shore]

Yeah I had a mastery camo not unlock once and I just reset the game.

That was like, 9-10 months ago tho

[storm hare]

i did the resett already i try mastery 41

and what the heck happened to the 800mcs i wanted to go for t1 but now u cant kill someone with it 😄

[azure basalt]

weird..

[storm hare]

often u need 2-3 direct his in like 15m distance

[azure basalt]

i never got that issue/bug for 93% of the gun

almost tier 1 everything

[next onyx]

Yeah whenever I try to unlock the weapons the game puts me in an out of region server.

For whatever reason.

[broken horizon]

portal weapons not tracking progress

[next onyx]

Oh yeah there's greater communication when you shoot someone.

[warm estuary]

Guys is it just me? I can't seem to find the vault weapons in the menu. I just purchased the game 3 days back and only have standard weapons. Do I have to pay extra for these vault weapons? I mean it'd make sense considering it's EA

[azure basalt]

you need to unlocked it

theres a challenges

[arctic grove]

you pay for the game thats it from what i can tell 🗿

[next onyx]

Vault weapons are free.

[arctic grove]

aren't all weapons free?

[warm estuary]

Oh 👍🏻

[arctic grove]

I don't think any weapons are paid

Except for the dope ass skins that are worth buying

[storm hare]

tell me when u see such a skin

[warm estuary]

Also considering old bf4 weapons are coming back could we also expect the sights to come back? Like the Kobra?

[slender isle]

You get the 300 ping too?

[next onyx]

I'm in a local region now.

[warm estuary]

Also guys which game mode should I play to unlock these weapons?

The vaulted ones

[arctic grove]

I consider vehicles as weapons, White Shadow/Savage Skies/Havoc Of war

[next onyx]

Solo breakthrough. Bliss.

[frozen crag]

What time is update EST

[storm hare]

ah mastery 41 did it for t1

[warm estuary]

Thanks way. You sure know de way

[slender isle]

My fav

[arctic grove]

Comedian

[frozen crag]

Oh update out already ?

[arctic grove]

yesh

[warm estuary]

Yeas

Came out at 2 30 ist for me

[frozen crag]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-cat-please-thank-you-thanks-gif-16119732

[storm hare]

whats your favourite way to get to pistol tier 1 without ruining ur kda

[arctic grove]

ayy indian guy 🤝 🫂

[arctic grove]

Ruining your KDA

[storm hare]

sad

[arctic grove]

ruining YOURS

[storm hare]

dont like it

😄

[arctic grove]

😄

[inner roost]

Dang manifest plays the same on conq

Still a lot of running

[next onyx]

HANGO N.

I need to test these damage ranges with the m416.

This is CRAZY.

[bitter sphinx]

The game keeps me dropping back to the menu after finding a match...

[inner roost]

Is the m416 crazy as in good or shit way

[grim zephyr]

wish i could play but im having direct x crash issues

[azure basalt]

which one

[warm estuary]

Haha. Not really. Was abroad for several years just came back last year lol

[azure basalt]

what's up ?

[eager spire]

oh no is it more weirdness with a Portal weapon that they're gonna take a couple months to fix

[next onyx]

I 4 hit killed someone out to 28 metres I think.

[inner roost]

Idk if that good or bad

[next onyx]

It's crazy.

That's a 260 MS ttk.

[eager spire]

it's weird how that happens every single time

[next onyx]

I can see why they did it but I'll have to test it out in the firing range.

[inner roost]

Oh well, even if the gun is strong it's kept in check by the mag size

[next onyx]

I am running a heavy barrel which improves my ranges.

[eager spire]

What the hell is the conversion for these weapons like?

[storm hare]

i wounder whats worse getting pistols to tier 1 or boris tier 1

[next onyx]

I mean.

They're actual kind of good now.

[inner roost]

Idk why Boris is still allowed to be as shit as he is, yet Mackay and Sundance are still as strong as ever

[storm hare]

same as crawford 😄 getting t1 on him takes like forever