battlefield-2042

[slender isle]

There was the movement/animation changes

[arctic grove]

Seems sus

[crude wave]

oh yeah

[crude wave]

new sponsor?

[young solar]

are the rewards for those just player card backgrounds?

[spiral folio]

I had weird ping issues i thought but it turns out windows photo viewer has some massive memory leak issue

[crude wave]

no, you also get a charm

[pine roost]

Isn’t that exclusive to 3rd person?

[slender isle]

I don’t think so

[young solar]

ah might do it then

[slender isle]

They just said better movement and animations

[pine roost]

What does it say in the notes?

[crude wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ6lJE8kgt0

[lusty scaffold]

Performance tab shows 50% CPU usage, and barely any GPU. I can only assume it's using my integrated card somehow, but I've disabled it in BIOS and it doesn't show up in device manager so I'm confused as fuck lmao

[pine roost]

I suppose it is pretty vague

[slender isle]

We've made several changes to improve the responsiveness of Soldiers in Update 3.0, you will notice these improvements particularly around Soldier Movement such as Jumping, Vaulting, Sliding, Entering Ladders and the deployment of Parachutes

[young solar]

any chance its goinG to like 1000 frames for a second then getting overheated and crashing to 1 (then coming back eventually)

[spiral folio]

Is your monitor plugged in to the card?

[quiet shell]

Getting more input and framerate improvements in tomorrows update

[slender isle]

^^^^

[lusty scaffold]

temps seem fine, and GPU is at a steady 3-5% rather than showing anything odd. It's gonna be something really bizarre, I'll keep messing about with it, just was hoping some wizard knew the magic answer before I did

[lusty scaffold]

yea, no display device plugged into the motherboard only the dedicated GPU, all other games are fine

[spiral folio]

You could try snd plug it through the card and see if that's activating the integrated card to run

Oh nm

Misread

[pine roost]

3-5% gpu usage?

That doesn’t sound right

[spiral folio]

Yea i run like 40-50% with my 1060

[lusty scaffold]

yeah, that's what makes me think it's somehow not using it, but I've disabled the integrated card in every way I can

so no idea why it wouldn't be using the dedicated

[pine roost]

You can change what games select though the nvidia control panel, I had to do the same thing with DRG

[modern nimbus]

Anyone else running this game on a 9700k? I reinstalled 2042 yesterday to pick it back up for the new season, and the game is constantly maxing out my CPU to the point where I cant even move around without massive delay from keystroke -> in game action. It's genuinely unplayable, but it didn't run like this before so idk if something changed in the game, or there's some optimization that I should be taking advantage of

[spiral folio]

Seeee if theres an option in either the game or nvidias setting controller to activate hardware acceleration

[lusty scaffold]

I can't see the integrated listed there as I've disabled it in the BIOS, only option is my dedicated card

[grave prism]

half the time i jump out of heli my parachute doesn't come out lol

[pine roost]

I’m at a loss then

[lusty scaffold]

yeah me too bud lol

[spiral folio]

If you cant even run the menu. You should be able to adjust the game's settings through the nvidia controller

Or just hit "recommended" and see if that does it

[fading wharf]

anyone in here got controller vibration in bf2042? i tried anything but dont get any. other games work fine.. i am pc

[arctic grove]

Semi-Auto fire mode is back on AK24 after a failed experiment

Finally

[kindred flint]

theyre trying to make the broken ARs seem not so far behind the op railgun

[arctic grove]

gotta love not being able to play because of the scummy xp farm servers

Like silver said once we don’t deserve portal

[kindred flint]

l o v e l e t t e r

[slender isle]

I mean it was at launch

[arctic grove]

Meanwhile players with the love letter

WANNA CHEESE THE BATTLEPASS IN 10 HOURS?

[kindred flint]

then turned into a dear john letter?

[slender isle]

like you can play fan fav maps from 3 dif games in your game with like 60 weapons from all those eras

[arctic grove]

people would rather level the cheep way instead of using skill like a normal person

[kindred flint]

wow...if c5 abusers could read they would be really offended by that statement

[fierce gull]

I hope this season update introduces more scopes like the 8T

[kindred flint]

imagine if we could have a tick box "enable canted iron sights with any selected scope

[fierce gull]

Gun Customization need update

[quiet shell]

I hope after the specialist class rework is implemented DICE shifts towards overhauling the vault weapons to fit more in AOW and accept the 2042 attachments

[arctic grove]

Hopefully

But they’d might as well use entirely new models as well

[kindred flint]

wake me up inside when the m249 is added into aow

[copper fulcrum]

I CAN'T WAKE UP

[fading wharf]

wake me up when Servers are added into aow

[arctic grove]

yes

[fading wharf]

[arctic grove]

Giv server browser

[delicate hollow]

this is my dream update

[fading wharf]

it probably will stay a dream

[arctic grove]

Wake me up when ai models are playable

[delicate hollow]

[young solar]

god i wish

[arctic grove]

Same

Day 8883950293848484 if asking for playable ai modes in portal or AOW

[delicate hollow]

damn this game has been out for a while

[arctic grove]

I’ve been playing since 3 BC

[delicate hollow]

how was the connection

[arctic grove]

Well after bashing a few rocks together I got a solid connection

Then I crashed when it rained

[fierce gull]

The MacKay skin in the battle pass

almost

[arctic grove]

Oh yeah I saw it it’s a solid 9/10 skin

[kindred flint]

im afraid youre going into the forever sleep box

[delicate hollow]

I bet playing with jesus was really fun

[arctic grove]

He pulled a 238-1 game

[delicate hollow]

fucking legend

[delicate hollow]

class update cant come any sooner

[fading wharf]

all i can offer is the truth, i didnt say it would be easy

[delicate hollow]

As long as they add guns, period, I'll be fine

[fading wharf]

12m-auto users

[arctic grove]

EXPOSURE 24/7 2000 TICKETS (NO 12M AUTO NO C5)

[slender isle]

Don't judge me I'm just tryna T1 before they nerf it

[fading wharf]

Wait so there is no new automatic gun tomorow

[arctic grove]

Unfortunately not

Wait I think the railgun is

[summer mason]

i just wanna play kbm on console

tired of getting slapped by pc players

[slender isle]

Railgun can be full auto. Shotgun is semi. Pistol can be burts

[arctic grove]

Same dude

[fading wharf]

just admit it, ur using it cuz u started liking it

[summer mason]

my aim is actually good with a kbm unlike controller

unfortunate they dont have the feature

especially for a game that is crossplay

[arctic grove]

Yeah it should’ve been here at launch considering it’s a cross play title

And same my mouse aim is a lot better than my controller aim

[slender isle]

It's kinda fun. But you know, use and abuse before it's nerfed and not be at a disadvantage

[fading wharf]

i doubt that there is any person that use aircraft without controller

[fading wharf]

if u cant beat dem..

[arctic grove]

Controller is pretty good for vehicles

[slender isle]

Me

[fading wharf]

the thing is there are so many mouse controls, like DP and all that

[slender isle]

For jets, just turn your sense really high

[fading wharf]

High. Now what?

[slender isle]

Done. More maneuverability to pull some maverick moves

[fading wharf]

i heard jets have no value in this game other than dogfights

[solar obsidian]

how to jet if cant fly..... dont enter jet and take aa rocket launcher instead

[fading wharf]

I remember haven a mass murder machine in bf1 as a pilot

[solar obsidian]

sure grandpa... get to bed now

[fading wharf]

fine

[slender isle]

They're good when you don't instantly die to AA

[fading wharf]

Atleast the AA had a limited range

[slender isle]

Not the wildcat lmao

[fading wharf]

But damn once they had ur ass ur gone

[solar obsidian]

amazing when steam goes down 3-4 times a week 🙂

[slender isle]

Wildcat is fucked in a jet

[fading wharf]

[fading wharf]

[solar obsidian]

🙂

[crude wave]

2142 portal is a good idea

[solar obsidian]

still down

portal mode could be the defining battlefield for a decade, if they just polished the whole thing a bit more and had released a LOT more content

so few maps and weapons are there

[arctic grove]

Yup! We got logitech and polaris and now NordVPN

[crude wave]

yeah

[arctic grove]

DICE Moment

[crude wave]

would be funny if that stopped rao from hacking vehicles

[crude wave]

hehe

[arctic grove]

It wont be region locked anymore

[crude wave]

yup

[lunar finch]

@limpid pond i might have to join you in this smg cult because the pbx and mp9 feel so good

[fiery shoal]

finally someone uses that quote correctly

[arctic grove]

Its just a meme

but yes

[solar obsidian]

steam still going down

amazing

10/10

[lunar finch]

What steams down?

[radiant prism]

PBX feels fantastic

[lunar finch]

And the p90

[solar obsidian]

yeah dropping constantly

[lunar finch]

Damn

[solar obsidian]

yep

[slender isle]

Shroud is playing 2042 again it seems

[chilly jacinth]

skill issue

[lunar finch]

So like u cant play anything?

[solar obsidian]

cant play mw2 D:

[drowsy shuttle]

i think he always enjoyed battlefield games, he used to play bf v a lot

[lunar finch]

This is the traction 2042 needs yess

[slender isle]

20k viewers

[drowsy shuttle]

also maybe because S3 is right around the corner

[kindred flint]

lmao you know a team is good when you join and they cant even hold 2 fucking caps on stranded

[slender isle]

I blame helis on stranded for impossible to hold outside obj

[lunar finch]

To be fair bt defending is cancer

[lunar finch]

Play 2042 😏

[lean bridge]

Whydm game dead in rights

[kindred flint]

....conquest bro

lmao fucking parachute fails to re open

[surreal portal]

I’m so happy dice have migrated the seagulls

[solar obsidian]

tomorrow

[lean bridge]

Hello

[solar obsidian]

hey

[lean bridge]

Tommorw fully people back for play battlefield 2042

[hexed mango]

fr them boys were tired

[kindred flint]

48-12 with 10 caps/defends still not good enough to pull shitters over the line

[surreal portal]

Tired of acting like missiles when your flying around 😢

[kindred flint]

had a squadmate attack chopper pilot (should have been my first clue) who was an absolute pile at flying "bro i just started playing again"

[hexed mango]

they do a lot of damage, just ask sully

<t:1669118400> which is <t:1669118400:R>

counting the minutes

[surreal portal]

Is that UK time?

[hexed mango]

it’s whatever time you are in

[kindred flint]

then right after the transport pilot THAT WAS FUCKING LANDING AT CAP POINTS, screaming "hey C5 us!!"

dude then sits in the radius of an AA tank shooting at us...until we die, 10/10 play

[hexed mango]

it changes per person

[surreal portal]

Bruh i don’t understand my time lol

I think it’s 8am

[hexed mango]

on my end it says this, but it varies between user

[surreal portal]

No it’s 12 if it’s 12 hours

I’m so confused ngl

[hexed mango]

what does yours say on your screen

[lean bridge]

4pm time

[kindred flint]

its almost 2023...if you cant figure out time zones, what are you doing with your life

[surreal portal]

Wdym mate?

[hexed mango]

well you don’t even need to figure out time zones, the discord timestamp embed auto changes it to your time zone

[hexed mango]

what does your screen say when i say:

<t:1669118400> which is <t:1669118400:R>

[kindred flint]

well yeah but if you are looking at the webpage with the release time

[surreal portal]

Ohhh I see so it changes per person. Mine says 12pm

[kindred flint]

you can figure it out yourself but people are fucking incapable of doing shit anymore...let alone playing a simple game mode like conquest

[hexed mango]

so then it’s 12pm

[tacit sphinx]

lmao

[surreal portal]

Oof

I thought it was your calendar/reminder or summin 😭😭

[hexed mango]

and just fyi, you are in the UTC timezone , so you can just use the date Dice puts in their notes

cause they base it on UTC

[lean bridge]

I'm am for me Canada wich time coming update

[surreal portal]

Thank you sir. Honestly I hate time zones they’re so confusing

[hexed mango]

you can also use: https://timer.echology.page if you want to plug in a time and watch it count down

[hexed mango]

np

[hexed mango]

you are in UTC-6, where it will be 7am when the update comes out

[lean bridge]

Wich 4pm

[hexed mango]

i’m pretty sure we already talked about this

[hexed mango]

S3 comes out at 7am tomorrow morning , for you

[surreal portal]

I can tell you’re never late for any meet ups with friends/colleagues

[hexed mango]

who says i have friends

[lean bridge]

Wich country new zealand

Coming

[surreal portal]

[hexed mango]

La saison 3 commence à 7 heures du matin pour vous

[hexed mango]

[surreal portal]

Something tells me New Zealand don’t speak French

[hexed mango]

he is in ontario

[surreal portal]

Idk with the whole Hakka and everything I don’t think they’re Français

[lean bridge]

My time official

[hexed mango]

they were speaking in french yesterday idk

[lunar finch]

Wait what timezone are u?

[surreal portal]

Ah Oui Oui

[calm bison]

Baguette

[arctic grove]

just type in 08:00 UTC on google and it’ll show your time zone conversion…

[ivory rampart]

Im 2 levels from 100 in season pass ;d

[surreal portal]

Je ne sais pas

[hexed mango]

.

[surreal portal]

That’s how far my French spans

[calm bison]

Fromage

[hexed mango]

i know 0 french

[lean bridge]

Bonne nuit tout le monde

[surreal portal]

Bro can say baguette and cheese

[lunar finch]

Oh the new season comes out at 2am for me

[calm bison]

J’aime hot dog

[surreal portal]

French ☑️

[hexed mango]

you got 12 hours to finish it

[lean bridge]

J'ai trop hate ah demain

[hexed mango]

baguette

[calm bison]

I kid you not hot dog in French is hot dog

[hexed mango]

[surreal portal]

Ain’t no way bruh

[hexed mango]

it is

[calm bison]

Way

[ivory rampart]

cant be bothered I think

[surreal portal]

Manger = eat

[calm bison]

I took two years of French classes

[calm bison]

It didn’t pay off

[hexed mango]

it’s just 20 points, you got this

[calm bison]

Same goes for Pizza

[surreal portal]

Je’ manger hot dog et ketchup

[lean bridge]

Good night everyone

[hexed mango]

uh

ok

[calm bison]

French is a bizarre language

[hexed mango]

oui

[surreal portal]

How am I the only one that can’t send ss

[calm bison]

Francais and francaise mean the same thing

But one is male and the other female

[surreal portal]

Can’t send my epic C5 clips either ;-;

[hexed mango]

!!regular

[tender pendant]

The Regular role is earned by users automatically who are active in chat and follow the server rules. With this role you can post/embed images, use some bot commands, and change what color you appear in chat.

[surreal portal]

Ah Gracias senior

[arctic grove]

We need this little guy in S4

[hexed mango]

either be really active or boat the sever

[calm bison]

B O A T

[hexed mango]

Ya like cricket noises

[calm bison]

My brother in Christ that is a cockroach

[hexed mango]

it’s complicated

[surreal portal]

Let’s gooo I can send ss now

[hexed mango]

he said the funny

[arctic grove]

S4 Turkish Operator

[hexed mango]

yea i can’t type on my phone

[calm bison]

*monkey noises

[hexed mango]

#802572102485803029

[surreal portal]

This was hot

[calm bison]

Humanity is better off without roaches

[lean bridge]

Nice

[hexed mango]

damn

[surreal portal]

Bruh they were all there

[hexed mango]

ok i need to go back to sleep i’m dying

[surreal portal]

Night bro, thanks for telling me how to tell the time

[hexed mango]

it’s 4pm i hope i wake up before 4am lol

[hexed mango]

no worries

[surreal portal]

Wait what is your time zone

Oh you’re NA

[hexed mango]

PST

na-west

[surreal portal]

Ah oke, atleast sleeping won’t be too hard because it gets dark early

[hexed mango]

yeah lol, but i’m super sick rn so it’s hard to fall asleep in the first place

the sun sets here in 30mins

[surreal portal]

Here it’s about 5-5:30 but it rains every second of the day in the UK so it’s hard to tell

[surreal portal]

Paracetamol + water will sort you out

[hexed mango]

damn

[hexed mango]

yeah i’ve been drinking nonstop since i woke up

[surreal portal]

I didn’t mention alcohol 😳

[hexed mango]

guess i shouldn’t go driving

[surreal portal]

No sir

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-drunk-in-the-car-gif-19419322

[tame cobalt]

Battlepeak 2042

[dire quest]

12 hours until season 3 guys!!

[meager seal]

Less go

[surreal portal]

I’m sick of playing Stranded I hope this new map lives up to expectations

[frosty flint]

What's the best underbarrel GL to kill vehicles?

[kindred flint]

it will be more green

[open tangle]

Sooooo

Is the new season coming out tomorrow

[kindred flint]

no, delayed till 2024

[open tangle]

So funny, go and make a new For Honor emblem instead

[arctic grove]

AP

[kindred flint]

ask a dumb question?

[open tangle]

Croatia belongs to Hungary never forget

[frosty flint]

though that one's only on the SFAR, right?

[frosty flint]

??? I don't discuss politics on discord, sorry

[lean bridge]

Fully people back game on internet

[open tangle]

It’s not politics if it’s fact

I need two more levels to reach 100

In the battle pass

[kindred flint]

here you dropped some of that edgy

[open tangle]

Who are these newbies

[fiery shoal]

ehh, i cant call a lot of the idiots in this chat idiots just because its true

if only though

[open tangle]

Shhhh I’m messing with them

[lean bridge]

Check my dms

[frosty flint]

You can feel free to call me idiot

[open tangle]

Is this game better looking than the new cod

[lean bridge]

I'm am happy in tomorrow

I watched long times

[open tangle]

Look at the amount of detail

[solar obsidian]

it looks like trash

[open tangle]

That’s what she said 😦

[solar obsidian]

the self burn lol

[open tangle]

Expect nothing less from@me

[jovial quest]

Hate how everything feels like plastic

Add weight to the guns!

[fiery shoal]

by having over the top animations and bass heavy sound design?

no thank you

[lean bridge]

Check my dm

Good night everyone

[arctic grove]

Yes.

[arctic grove]

Stranded looks REALLY graphically nice

whats good

2042 in general looks photorealistic on the PS5. despite the games rep there’s no denying it looks great when you’re playing on optimized hardware

[gloomy wyvern]

You know what's crazy about this?

Rockstar Services servers are more reliable than BF2042...

[arctic grove]

thanks for staying with the topic

I rather play 2042 than modern Rockstar games!

[solid torrent]

Can’t wait

[arctic grove]

Mix of personal preference and their interest in paywalls

2042 doesn’t even have server issues like that tho. If the game isn’t updating to a new season I’ve only dealt with occasional server crashes, which often times are across all BF games anyways

[copper fulcrum]

GTA has like a 7/10 chance of crashing for every single action, like entering buildings or starting activities

same thing with RDO

[slender isle]

I find basically every map but kaleidoscope and breakaway look "good"

kaleidoscope looks fine but it's a bit ehh

[arctic grove]

Yea some maps kinda have all of the same colors

[slender isle]

Orbital and exposure are my favs

hourglass looks stunning even if it doesn't play well

[arctic grove]

Agreed hourglass is dope aesthetically

I like all of the maps aesthetics tho but definitely like some more than others. I gotta say exposure, stranded, orbital are my favorites too

[tacit sphinx]

from all the footage i’ve seen of spearhead it looks really good

[arctic grove]

Yup I think it looks pretty good, as soon as I get home I’m gonna see if I can’t pre load it since I heard PS users can

[tacit sphinx]

i was on about half an hour ago and i didn’t notice it starting any download

[slender isle]

Playstation had pre load last night

[tacit sphinx]

maybe it was doing it by itself and i just never clocked

[slender isle]

Maybe

[tacit sphinx]

either way im out at lunchtime (when the season drops for me) so i can just leave my ps4 on rest in the morning and come back to the new season

[kindred flint]

F in chat for the brave soul still on last gen

[arctic grove]

people coming back now whats going on?

someone fill me in lol

Wdym?

idk shroud started streaming 2042 said something about an update tomorrow

[kindred flint]

dice is putting the game on ...game pass? so its going to be a "free trial" but also season 3 update is tomorrow

[open tangle]

Money

[arctic grove]

is it still dead

i heard everything is fixed now too

[open tangle]

It isn’t dead

[kindred flint]

not everything

[open tangle]

Why would it be dead

Wtf

[arctic grove]

just youtube vids ive seen

people talking shit

[open tangle]

What vids

[arctic grove]

It was never dead and the games been pretty stable for a while now

[open tangle]

You follow the wrong people

[kindred flint]

first time being on the internet?

talking shit=clicks

[arctic grove]

this was actually from searching battlefield 2042 on youtube

[open tangle]

Surround yourself with positive people

[slender isle]

And shroud is done. Played for like 2-3 hours on 2042

[open tangle]

People who talk shit about a game tend to play said game the most

[arctic grove]

true tho

[kindred flint]

how many times did shroud rage though

[open tangle]

Look at the overwatch subreddit and yet they still play ow2

Shroud never rages

[slender isle]

cough cough enders

[open tangle]

Why is he even streaming he’s a multimillionaire

[slender isle]

He did in stream lmao

Almost

[arctic grove]

last time i played felt like only the one smg was worth using have they fixed that since then

[open tangle]

I only watched shroud when he was streaming pubg back when pubg was at the top

[arctic grove]

pubg use to go hard

[open tangle]

I always thought smgs sucked cos everything was so far in this game

[kindred flint]

the PP or k30?

[open tangle]

At one point the meta was bsvm only after that it was Avancys

[arctic grove]

pb

[open tangle]

Now I don’t even know even though I just played the game 5 mins ago

[slender isle]

pbx is king atm, but each one has a role and fits it, same with the ARs

[kindred flint]

pbx? still good

that was the sleeper smg...the pp was only op at launch because every other gun felt like absolute shit till they "fixed" the issue

[arctic grove]

what about the sniper rifles

[slender isle]

PP is still good wym

[open tangle]

I feel sad, should I listen to sad music to further make myself feel miserable and feel sorry for myself

[slender isle]

SWS is king but that's gonna change due to the 1 hit kill in close range going away

GOL and NTW are great though

[kindred flint]

k30 is still a 1200 rpm bullet hose because...devs cant stop adding high rof weapons because theyre impossible to balance

[slender isle]

DXR is a lil mid

[open tangle]

The new railgun is gonna be the bomb

[slender isle]

Don't say that in an airport lmao

[kindred flint]

i thought the GOL had its 1hk range just...lessened?

or was it totally removed

[open tangle]

https://youtu.be/3zojnGyZ-L0

Jackfrags and his caps lock titles

“This is crazy” “I didn’t know it was this good” “ it’s a wonderful game” “I don’t know why I haven’t tried this before”

[robust vapor]

xd

[open tangle]

Already a millionaire but doesn’t matter need more money

[slender isle]

Jackfrags try not to clickbait challenge (impossible)

[tacit sphinx]

is your approach just “ok well you’ve made X amount of money doing something you enjoy why would you keep going”

[tacit sphinx]

i won’t say he doesn’t but also in response to that specific video it’s kinda off lol

[kindred flint]

he failed just thinking about doing that ...its all the same recycled shit every 2 weeks at this point

[tacit sphinx]

“season 3 gameplay and impressions” is the least clickbaity title you can get

[candid goblet]

hell yea! Casper skin is tier 0

not gonna lie that was the part i was most excited about

I love my world ender skin from S1 but this new one is sick

[rocky kraken]

what do you guys think improved gun audio means

in the notes

[urban atlas]

So guys, you recommend the game in its current state?

[rocky kraken]

give it a try

its fun

[urban atlas]

yeah its not that easy

really expensive

and i cant get game pass cause apparently i have pirate windows, and i didnt know it

theres gonna be a free week on two weeks right?

[open tangle]

No I’m just mad and miserable right now and I’m talking shit I’m sorry

[solar obsidian]

wondering how you can end up with a pirate windows without knowing

[open tangle]

Just buy windows

[granite island]

I just want explosions to have more bass to it

Wait isn't that what war tapes is?

[hexed mango]

if you’re on pc, just use steam for the free week

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/VUhlvSsK2Ig?t=333

[solar obsidian]

.

[solar obsidian]

heck he can even download windows and sit with the text of shame

[candid goblet]

just get a windows key

[open tangle]

Did you start uni

[candid goblet]

you can download a cracker from pirate bay

[kindred flint]

bruh...a sandworm from dune is approaching now

[solar obsidian]

[hexed mango]

no

school year isn’t over till June 2023, uni wouldn’t start till August 2023

i am 1/3 done with my senior year in hs

[spice burrow]

what time est does the update drop

[hexed mango]

7am

[lean bridge]

Wich region live

[hexed mango]

he said est, same as you

[warped pulsar]

We ready for S3?

[lean bridge]

Just be wait on tomorrow

[spice burrow]

im ready to get my revenge on those stealth helis with the rorsch thsts for sure😂

[kindred flint]

if youre a pilot main...maybe just take the rest of the week off

its payback time bitches

[hexed mango]

<t:1669118400> which is <t:1669118400:R>

that is relative to your local time, the time there is the time it launches for your timezone

[spice burrow]

im gunna be sad master of arms conquest is gunna go away

[spiral folio]

hard to take like "inflencers" videos seriously cause they're either paid to freak out or paid to hot-take

[spice burrow]

best maps for conquest tbh

[hexed mango]

i’ll post that when people ask, and that is relative to your local time, the time there is the time it launches for your timezone

[placid echo]

Gonna immediately add Spearhead to Tipping Point

Since Spearhead was the original name that is weird for me to say

[left badge]

do we know what the portal weapons their gonna be adding are in season 3 (besides the xm8 and the other one). i assume not?

[hexed mango]

tipping point?

[spice burrow]

just those for now i think

[spice burrow]

idk when theyre adding the javelin tho

[left badge]

ok

[hexed mango]

oh

oh like frontlines?

[left badge]

javelin would be a fire throwable

[placid echo]

Sorta, no MCOMs and it's 32v32

[hexed mango]

sounds epic

[spice burrow]

its an anti tank launcher they said theyd add

[hexed mango]

i’ll have to play that sometime

[placid echo]

The community has made 20v20 Frontlines though

[tacit sphinx]

m240 is basically a given as it was in two separate scenes in the season trailer

[hexed mango]

ye i saw

this sounds cooler tho

[left badge]

isnt that for zain?

or are you talking about the rorsch

[spice burrow]

zain is getting the airburst

the javelin is in portal

[kindred flint]

the javelin from previous BF games

[hexed mango]

from portal

[spice burrow]

its anti tank like a guided recoiless

[tacit sphinx]

other than that, no, other than that there were apparently specific references in the file to the an94, m98b and spas12 as vault guns on the files

[hexed mango]

they’re adding other portal stuff as well

[arctic grove]

Works ONLY for portal

[tacit sphinx]

and yeah also some gadgets in 3.2

[kindred flint]

dont at me with that

[hexed mango]

the current proxy grenades will be replaced by the portal ones, we also get TUGS, and eod

and some other shit

[fierce gull]

God damn that knife throwing kill in the battle pass trailer was beautiful

[placid echo]

I do have some footage of what it looks like to push to the end of the chain

[hexed mango]

[fading wharf]

Anyone in here tried the Bow with explosiv arrows? Is it effective?

[arctic grove]

Show it

[placid echo]

Exporting and uploading :p

[hexed mango]

its alright, but easily countered by irish and if it is destroyed will deal basically no damage, it also doesnt have a massive range, but if you do get a solid hit, it will kill that person

[fading wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-money-bribe-dollar-dollar-bills-gif-17855289

[solar obsidian]

the bird that steals money is better

[hexed mango]

angry birds™️

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-b-crypto-currency-bitcoin-coins-gif-25822751

look at that glorious gif

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-b-crypto-currency-bitcoin-coins-gif-25822751

[solar obsidian]

YEES

[fading wharf]

Can it kill a whole group of of enemies?

[hexed mango]

no

[kindred flint]

still wondering why the airburst gets to recharge ammo even if you dont expend all 5 shots

[placid echo]

The one thing I am happy about is the alarm that goes off when the objective is available to capture
https://streamable.com/bi2oyz

[kindred flint]

or does it reload 1 ammo at a time?

[hexed mango]

i mean Lis launcher does that even if you havent used both her rockets

[ivory canopy]

You can get an indirect hit kill using it. Ask me how I know.

[hexed mango]

yeah but not an entire group

unless they are injured and standing right next to it

[ivory canopy]

Its explosive range is quite short tbh

[hexed mango]

thats what im saying

[kindred flint]

its....1 rocket per charge though

the airburst is 5 round mag x2

[ivory canopy]

I wounded an enemy once, anticipated them chasing after me, fired an explosive arrow into the ground, and sure enough they come charging at me

(boom)

[kindred flint]

and the flack pistol is 6 shots x2..which doesnt start recharging if you do a partial reload which is annoying

[hexed mango]

or comparatively, one magazine per charge

[hexed mango]

that is annoying yeah

[fading wharf]

so you could basically shoot at enemys feet and kill them?

[kindred flint]

based off the jackfrags video it reloads when ever its down on ammo so thats a bit sus dice

fix the damn medic pistol already its annoying af to play

[hexed mango]

if they were injured, as previously said

if they are right on top of it, also would work, but not efficiently

[arctic grove]

That will be Year 2 content

opinions about mw2?

[hexed mango]

good

everyone in here seems to hate it tho

[kindred flint]

i hate you

[solar obsidian]

very solid game with a few technical issues and crashes

[hexed mango]

poor UI is my main issue with it

[solar obsidian]

i have many crashes sadly

[hexed mango]

but i find it enjoyable to play

i havent crashed recently

[solar obsidian]

ui is not great yeah

[arctic grove]

Seems like IW hired an ex NETFLIX Dev to help with the UI

[solar obsidian]

that joke is older than windows 95

[hexed mango]

well netflix uses React and MUI so i cant say bad stuff about them

[arctic grove]

Fun if you have friends to play with

[hexed mango]

i dont

[arctic grove]

grinding for camos is near impossible

[hexed mango]

still find it fun

its not that hard

[arctic grove]

bc of the people in game

[solar obsidian]

skill issue

[hexed mango]

i have plat on shotguns

[arctic grove]

not the challenges

[solar obsidian]

plat shield and knife

[arctic grove]

Bro i shit u not, I still have and use my windows 98xp

[arctic grove]

i wasnt done

[hexed mango]

[arctic grove]

the people in game

make it hard

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/bVKFB.gif

[arctic grove]

Yeah that is pretty scummy on their part

[solar obsidian]

i did the platinum challenge with shield in 4 matches

[hexed mango]

https://tenor.com/bXOVC.gif

[solar obsidian]

knife in 3

[arctic grove]

ah one of those scum

[solar obsidian]

ran around for 80 hours with shield

[hexed mango]

Battlepass for MW2 is a bit annoying tho, its kinda confusing

again an issue with ui, but also it just works weird

[arctic grove]

hiding with the shield cuz u cant fight

[solar obsidian]

it simply shut down players who are only good with the aim assist

[hexed mango]

i play Tier 1 with a Shield and a pistol to get pistol xp

[solar obsidian]

i dont hide, dont need to , i rush toward the target

[arctic grove]

rushing with a shield lmao

[solar obsidian]

whole idea is to shut down the morale of the enemy

[arctic grove]

its a game

let others have fun

[solar obsidian]

when they stick me with drill charge i drop my shield and melee them

or if im far, take out my weapon and shoot them

[arctic grove]

just stop with the riot shield

it’s annoying

it takes no skill to hide inna corner

[shy creek]

are we there yet?

[arctic grove]

Almost

[solar obsidian]

only lesser skilled players find shield annoying, those who cant aim at specific areas where either head shows or feet

[spiral folio]

use fire

[arctic grove]

s3 will soon be upon us

[spiral folio]

shield don't block fire

[onyx mica]

wow thanks i like it

[solar obsidian]

there are so many counters to shields is hilarious

[arctic grove]

try and respect people who grind for camos

it takes time

I Just really really really hope DICE gives us christmas skins. I want my Angel Elf and Santa Boris skins

[arctic grove]

how the fuck is the bolte a transport? it only hold 2 people wtf? lmao

[onyx mica]

my precious bolte..

[arctic grove]

bolte should be in light armor tho its hot garbage now after 3 nerfs

[novel shadow]

good point. perhaps its had a change

[arctic grove]

I counted them

[onyx mica]

it is an ai racing car now

[arctic grove]

knowing dice they didnt and will make the changes in s4 or year 2.

[solar obsidian]

year 2 season 4*

[arctic grove]

Maybe dice will be nice enough to give us a racing mode in portal for boltes

[onyx mica]

o.o

[solar obsidian]

they properly just slam a container on top with seats and call it done

[arctic grove]

Seems right for EA to put 2042 on gamepass now that the game is more polished and has enough launch content.

Game is a year old and its finally out of BETA

[solar obsidian]

early access stage 2

[warped pulsar]

Hopefully the player count will increase to a good amount

[arctic grove]

Oh right lmao

[onyx mica]

yes yes now we can say jet pilot and heli pilot

wildcat and tank user

[white geyser]

There was an update just finished downloading and it’s stuck on queue, on my console

[solar obsidian]

console issues

[arctic grove]

it should. I predict 15-20k 1st month then it will increase

[onyx mica]

im burning fuk let's go already

[solar obsidian]

suddenly 500% more lis players

[arctic grove]

how do i add my friend on ps4 from pc

[onyx mica]

omg

don't ruin my dream

[solar obsidian]

not gonna lie, i would love if we could get into a match 8+ players ALL as lis and just focus armored stuff

[delicate hollow]

It's two different versions unfortunately

[arctic grove]

wym its crossplay

[delicate hollow]

If you had a PS5 you could play with pc

[solar obsidian]

ps4 and xbox ONE only

[arctic grove]

thats dumb af

[onyx mica]

just 8? i saw like almost half are lis

[solar obsidian]

two different games mate

[arctic grove]

what about ps5 ps4

[solar obsidian]

no, not the same game

[solar obsidian]

more the better,

the anti nade gadget, does that still deny tank shells ?

[delicate hollow]

Last gen and current gen are different versions as a whole

PS5, series x, and PC all play together

[onyx mica]

no cmon, im a vehicle user

this is hell

but i like it

[solar obsidian]

lis is my next one to t1

[arctic grove]

idk what u mean the game is still the same battlefield?

[solar obsidian]

no its not.. some things like server tickrate and such are not even the same,

[onyx mica]

whoever designed soflam, i need to give my gratitude to make my life in bf miserable but i certainly love bf 2042, astalavista babies

[arctic grove]

ya but the game is still battlefield 2042...

its not 2 seperate games

[solar obsidian]

there are no cross play between ps4 and ps5, no matter how much you think they are the same game, dont change this

[arctic grove]

dont change what lmao

[solar obsidian]

dont change the restrictions with cross play as they are now

[arctic grove]

How am I going to change that?

[solar obsidian]

.........

[arctic grove]

I think its dumb that playstation consoles cant play together

[arctic grove]

When DICE decides to enlarge the squad count. Minimum is 5 per squad or 6. But for 128: 8 per sqaud would do it.

[lean bridge]

Tommorw Xbox game pass

Or no

[radiant prism]

Oh my god I hate sniping lol

Its so boooringggg

How do people do this 24/7

[hexed mango]

so dont do it

[worthy inlet]

Sniping up close is great though

[lean bridge]

What's happening in battlefield

[open tangle]

They’re adding anime characters next season

[hexed mango]

LETS GO

[radiant prism]

I need points for the T1 on S2

I never completed the Week 1 sniper challenge

[hexed mango]

so dont snipe

bruh

skill issue

[radiant prism]

But I need kills with sniper rifles

damn

[hexed mango]

i'd recommend using casper to get xp tho

or rao

or irish

[radiant prism]

Yeah I am

[hexed mango]

or anyone really

[spiral folio]

solo-spam if all you need is kills

been unlocking crossbow parts for a bit

[open tangle]

Are you always gonna main the latest hero?

[hexed mango]

use bots for unlocks

yeah

for the first week that is

i stopped playing boinford after a few weeks

but he is still really fun

[radiant prism]

oh thank fuck I only need one more kill

[open tangle]

Who’s your main main

[hexed mango]

rao

rao is my go-to, but i love irish as well

[lean bridge]

Fully people texting on discord Tommorw probly

[open tangle]

Hacking shit is so weird

[hexed mango]

but so fun

[open tangle]

Why do people sub to streamers who don’t even respond to their questions

[hexed mango]

yall just listen to mambo no. 5 and die

[spiral folio]

wuuff.. man some of the crossbow unlocks are really.. long

like 450 kills

[hexed mango]

do it with ai

its super ez

[spiral folio]

yea i got 50 this last round

it's kinda stupid how slow it gets ammo

[hexed mango]

play as angel

and use ammo box

[spiral folio]

2 from an ammo box 1 from a kill

why not 5 at least from the small box

either way. it'll be a while

[shell ermine]

Why do people even watch streamers to begin with?

[hexed mango]

my life no. 5

[spiral folio]

oh that's funny, there's an auto-load rack

[hexed mango]

its terrible

single bolt is best

[onyx mica]

you are very smart, i prefer playing instead

[hexed mango]

streamers are overrated

[spiral folio]

beginner bots are so stupid they just kinda... attrition each other to death

"present aaaarms!... VOLLEY"
-babababababababa-

[lunar finch]

Beginner bots are stupid till they pull out that aa

[spiral folio]

I had a transport go exactly to me, and focus all 3 guns on me at once

[lean bridge]

Good night everyone's I'm am gonna sleep now

[spiral folio]

actual bs

I wish in "random" you could do "every map except!!!!" and checkbox some off

[onyx mica]

i hate the bots when i am using tank as soon as i see them throwing emp and all pull out m5

[novel shadow]

Am I right in thinking that s3 is starting in 1hr15mins?

[hexed mango]

no

Season 3 starts on <t:1669118400> which is <t:1669118400:R>

that is relative to your local time, the time there is the time it launches for your timezone

[kindred flint]

bruh...whats with the building shaders shit, i was playing uncharted 4 yesterday and now it needs to do it again ...reminds me of MW2019

[hexed mango]

optimization, usually occurs whenever previous shaders are out of date or deleted

[novel shadow]

gmt is in 9hrs yeah, but the website said utc, hense my confusion

[arctic grove]

what time will it be Pacific time???

[hexed mango]

bruh

[kindred flint]

well then im happy dice never worries about optimization

[hexed mango]

what timezone are you in

[novel shadow]

im gmt

[hexed mango]

gmt+0? so, utc?

[kindred flint]

you want specific pacific time?

[arctic grove]

yup

[hexed mango]

boris

im gonna explode

[novel shadow]

uk

[kindred flint]

its season 4 out yet?

[arctic grove]

wait i think me and echology are in the same time zone

[hexed mango]

yeah, UTC, so then you're just whatever time the announcement says, where it says 12:00 UTC

[lunar finch]

Bruh, im going to lose my mind. The only maps ive gotten today on bt are discarded and exposure... these maps are so shit

[hexed mango]

read my message again.

[arctic grove]

9hrs ok damn 3am.

[hexed mango]

4am

again, as it says in my message bozo

[arctic grove]

well yeah 4am since it will be 7pm soon

[kindred flint]

this server is fucking time zone challenged istg

[hexed mango]

on god

[onyx mica]

it will be 7pm for me so good

[hexed mango]

and im even making it easy for you by using Discord's builtin timestamp system, which again, formats time to your local time

[arctic grove]

Battlefield fanboys moment

[lunar finch]

Time zones are hard

[arctic grove]

Im just saying i feel like the fact that ps5 are insanely hard to get your hands on and they’re just ruleing ps4s outta crossplay is dumb af

[hexed mango]

<t:1669118400> <-- this is the time in your local timezone that S3 will launch

easy enough?

[kindred flint]

arent last gen running on a totally different version of the game

[hexed mango]

each platform has its own build

[kindred flint]

what time zone is this for??? when will it be live for me personally though??? pls help

[hexed mango]

[kindred flint]

49% shader build..wtf take longer game

[hexed mango]

lel

[arctic grove]

2 hours from now if u live in the UK

[arctic grove]

Yes. a less impressive version since the game is built for next gen

which is why sometimes the characters look like PS1 modrls at times

[kindred flint]

i love how it takes almost all cpu power for this shit too

[hexed mango]

im gonna slap you

[onyx mica]

rofl

[arctic grove]

HAHABABABA

[arctic grove]

im just busting your ballz mate

[kindred flint]

if i fly to the UK rn will my game unlock s3 quicker??

[hexed mango]

[hexed mango]

yes

by the time you get to the UK, itll be out

[onyx mica]

neat

[lean bridge]

I'm am gonna change region in my xbox console

[kindred flint]

good thing i got this private jet on hold

[hexed mango]

[kindred flint]

55%....honestly slow as fuck

[lean bridge]

Check m'y inbox

[hexed mango]

havent you been saying youre going to sleep for like an hour

[arctic grove]

not a good idea as EA might ban you for doing that

[arctic grove]

So it’s literally not a different game? Wow why tho

Literally is I mean

[hexed mango]

its the same game, but built different than the next gen version

[mental cave]

wait how

[hexed mango]

how what

[arctic grove]

Can’t handle it or what?

[hexed mango]

yeah

[mental cave]

im so confused

[kindred flint]

its cut down right? 64p only

[hexed mango]

confused about what

[mental cave]

how do you do that

[arctic grove]

Oh wow

[hexed mango]

do what

[mental cave]

am i stupid

[hexed mango]

possibly

[kindred flint]

hack discord and display time 😳

[mental cave]

is that a command

[onyx mica]

no, you are just confused

[hexed mango]

are you confused as to how i did the times?

[mental cave]

yes

[kindred flint]

stupid*

[hexed mango]

<t:timestamp>

replace timestamp with 1669118400

so: <t:1669118400>

[mental cave]

thats useful

im stealing that

[hexed mango]

if you want it to be a countdown, do <t:1669118400:R>

[onyx mica]

i knew i will learn something useful here

[hexed mango]

ill dm you a list

[kindred flint]

interesting string of numbers there... what do they mean mason>

[hexed mango]

1669118400 is the timestamp of a date in seconds

[kindred flint]

smh you nerd

[hexed mango]

thanks

[kindred flint]

89% though...we close now

[onyx mica]

we are all nerd in some point of our lives

[hexed mango]

i am always nerd

[onyx mica]

i was being humble

[hexed mango]

i used the nerd to destroy the nerd

[onyx mica]

that...

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669118400:R>

[hexed mango]

good job

[wise zodiac]

WAIT WHAT

[hexed mango]

wdym

c'mon i cant be the only person who knew this

[onyx mica]

here comes the revelation

[hexed mango]

<t:1669118400:T>

[mental cave]

you are

[kindred flint]

whats in 9 hrs though??

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669118400:R> how do I change it to display what time I want?

[hexed mango]

change the numbers

what time do you want, rev?

[wise zodiac]

What's 1669118400 signify?

[mental cave]

wouldve been so helpful when my server was active

[hexed mango]

the timestamp in seconds of the release of S3

[kindred flint]

damn...it only took 13 mins to build those shaders

[wise zodiac]

So, wait, i can just put any random number in there and it works?

[hexed mango]

https://timer.echology.page/
if you use my website, and plug in a date, itll give you the timestamp in ms below, and you can just remove 3 zeros at the end to make it in seconds

[wise zodiac]

<t:37481647:R>

WAIT WHAT

[hexed mango]

but remove 000 from the end

[onyx mica]

interesting

[hexed mango]

1669118400000 -> 1669118400
then do: <t:1669118400:R>

[wise zodiac]

<t:19337100:R>

[fluid perch]

8 hours till update?

[wise zodiac]

I'm so confused now

[fluid perch]

It's gonna be midnight soon

[mental cave]

<t:1669128900:R>

[hexed mango]

send the numbers

[wise zodiac]

I just typed random numbers tbh

[hexed mango]

oh

lol

[fluid perch]

I think consoles may update it in one hour

[wise zodiac]

How do I get it to display the day/month/year??

[hexed mango]

for example
my birthday is <t:1688484600> which is in <t:1688484600:R>

[hexed mango]

remove the :R

[wise zodiac]

🤨🤨

[hexed mango]

so just <t:time>

[mental cave]

<t:1655667688>

[wise zodiac]

<t:164829164900>

[hexed mango]

there

[wise zodiac]

WHAT lmao

[hexed mango]

your time is a little large

[wise zodiac]

We all gonn be HELLA gone

[spiral folio]

october 28th 2077

[wise zodiac]

<t:16482700>

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?!

[hexed mango]

its time

its a number of seconds since Jan 1, 1970

[stray tendon]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[onyx mica]

is a secret code o.o

[mental cave]

<t:1111111111>

[stray tendon]

哇

[mental cave]

thats all 1s

[stray tendon]

那是神马？

[wise zodiac]

No!

English only!

[lean bridge]

When I resving updated on console Xbox series x

[worthy inlet]

[hexed mango]

https://timer.echology.page/
ok i updated this to make the timestamp in seconds, rather than ms

[wise zodiac]

<t:1692700200000>

[mental cave]

now say it in their language

[onyx mica]

wow he just summoned all the blue names

[wise zodiac]

<t:16927002000>

<t:1692700200>

[hexed mango]

rev give me a date

[spiral folio]

man 280 more kills to the "aim down sights accuracy" grip

[worthy inlet]

"all"

[mental cave]

<t:6666666666>

[onyx mica]

XD

[spiral folio]

+recoil control.. on a crossbow?

[onyx mica]

what

[mental cave]

this is all 6s i predicted the day the devil returns

[spiral folio]

it shows on the laser sight

[wise zodiac]

<t:1952226660>

[onyx mica]

what kind of crossbow is that

[hexed mango]

2042 released <t:1637323200:R> on <t:1637323200:D>

[spiral folio]

the only

[wise zodiac]

<t:6666666666>

[onyx mica]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[spiral folio]

"ghostmaker r10"

[hexed mango]

Timestamps

where s is the timestamp in seconds

<t:s> for basic stamp
<t:s:R> for count till timestamp, shows the human readable time till a certain stamp
<t:s:D> shows the human readable date, no time
<t:s:d> [short^]
<t:s:T> shows the human readable time, no date
<t:s:t> [short^]
<t:s:F> shows the full human readable stamp, day, date, and time
<t:s:f> [short^]

[wise zodiac]

Oh I see

[spiral folio]

I think once I get the other ammo unlocked it'll be good to go for live play

[wise zodiac]

Very neat

[onyx mica]

ghostmaker is such an eerie name

[mental cave]

wait

with this time stamp

if you put it as a countdown does the time change say after an hour passes?

[hexed mango]

yes

[mental cave]

🤯

[hexed mango]

if you come back to this message in an hour, it will say 8 hours

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669086900>

[mental cave]

and the full date changes depending on the person’s time zone?

[hexed mango]

that is right now

[hexed mango]

yes

[mental cave]

🤯🤯

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669086900:R>

[mental cave]

incredible

[onyx mica]

ooooooooooooo

[hexed mango]

for example this says 7:15 for me but it might not say that for everyone else (based on timezone)

[mental cave]

im pst so it says that for me

someone confirm this

[hexed mango]

ye

[peak hazel]

I’m nz so it’s 4:15

November 22

[mental cave]

beautiful

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669086960:F>

[mental cave]

never forgetting this

[onyx mica]

today, today i am proud

[wise zodiac]

Wait, how do I get it to count down?

[peak hazel]

How do you do that?

[wise zodiac]

[hexed mango]

<t:s:R>

[hexed mango]

@peak hazel

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669087080:R>

[peak hazel]

Thanks

[wise zodiac]

BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY COUNT DOWN?

[hexed mango]

yes.

[wise zodiac]

<t:1669087080:R>

Not for me

[wise zodiac]

It's only showing "in a minute" or "in 34 seconds"

[wise zodiac]

But it's not actually updating the time

[hexed mango]

odd.

[lean bridge]

My time

[hexed mango]

mobile might be messed up

[wise zodiac]

Let's take this to general lmfao

[mental cave]

you have to refresh

[hexed mango]

on desktop you dont

[wise zodiac]

Yeah I'm on mobile

Big rip

[mental cave]

i mean on mobile

[hexed mango]

i shared this knowledge with #general

[granite island]

Air superiority is fun

And chaotic

I like it

[lean bridge]

Tommorw games big updates

[charred stag]

For the jets is 30 MM cannon necessary or not really?

[granite island]

El Alamein

First time on this map

[hexed mango]

shit map

[spiral folio]

i kinda felt using it that the amount of time a jet can aim on a ground target they didn't do much damage

[hexed mango]

portal 1942 maps are mid

[spiral folio]

and the smaller gun can already do damage to planes

beh 40 more kills for the bolt-mag

[frigid sinew]

<t:1669104000:R>

[solar obsidian]

i would like to see the bolte without the nerfs in portal

just for fun you know

[lean bridge]

What's asking

[hexed mango]

[mental cave]

im not very excited for the new map tbh

[hexed mango]

i am very excited

[solar obsidian]

same,

[mental cave]

is it more than just the 2 big cubes?

[hexed mango]

yes

very much so

[solar obsidian]

clearly you need glasses