battlefield-2042

[lilac dust]

This is riveting

[royal swan]

But in the context it was shaming your incorrect nerdiness

[limpid pond]

He said teal first

Proof is in the pudding

[royal swan]

Shaming your deleted comment

That said teal

[limpid pond]

Nah i didn't delete

[royal swan]

Yeah you did

[limpid pond]

You're gaslighting

Nah I didn't

[royal swan]

Nah you're gaslighting

[limpid pond]

You said teal is darker

[royal swan]

Teal is darker

[limpid pond]

I was confused

[royal swan]

Darker than cyan

[limpid pond]

So you said teal first

[royal swan]

The color you didn't say

[limpid pond]

End of story I win

[hexed gate]

Neoooowwmmmm

[royal swan]

You said teal

[limpid pond]

Yeah see you Saud I didn't say teal

I win

[royal swan]

No I win

I win

[limpid pond]

Nope

[hexed gate]

Neowwmm neoowwmmm

[royal swan]

Yep

[hexed gate]

Neooowwwmmmmm

[limpid pond]

You said I didn't say teal

[royal swan]

You said teal

[limpid pond]

Nope

You said I didn't

And I said I didn't

[royal swan]

Nah

[limpid pond]

So I'm right

[royal swan]

I was adding on my comment

[limpid pond]

Nah

[royal swan]

I like to make separate lines instead of a whole comment

[lilac dust]

WHO WANTS CAWFEE

[limpid pond]

You said it first

[royal swan]

I want some after this argument that I clearly won

You said teal

[limpid pond]

No I won

[royal swan]

I won

[limpid pond]

Proof

Where's yours

[lilac dust]

NO TAKESIS BACKSIES WHEN THE WINNER IS DECIDED. The winner is CAWFEE

[royal swan]

Your background color

It's teal

[limpid pond]

So

[royal swan]

Proof that you typed teal

[limpid pond]

Cap

You typed it first

[royal swan]

Simply my dub

I win

[limpid pond]

You also said I didn't say it

[royal swan]

You lose

[limpid pond]

Nah I win

Proof

[royal swan]

I didn't say it stupidly

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/colbert-popcorn-popcorn-stephen-colbert-eat-popcorn-popcorn2020-gif-16075618

[limpid pond]

@lucid goblet see I clearly have proof so I win right

See carpo agrees

He just deleted his comment

Carpo pmed me and said observer you're wrong

[royal swan]

I don't see him agreeing

Proof

[limpid pond]

I don't see me saying teal

[royal swan]

You got perms

Show it

[limpid pond]

Nah he deleted it

[royal swan]

Liar

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-blink-blank-face-gif-12917060

[hexed gate]

He said she said type beat

[royal swan]

Liar liar pants on fire, you said teal

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-7929301

[limpid pond]

#220326362077069323

[arctic grove]

Road hog the best

[limpid pond]

Carpo said observer is wrong

[foggy wharf]

Im trying to complete my mastery for characters and I can’t seem to find a match of anything, is there a way to get full matches faster and does portal games with full xp count?

[limpid pond]

#802572102485803029

[royal swan]

We would've been done if you admit that you did a stupid and said cyan was teal

[limpid pond]

Also I don't have perms

I can't send screenshots

[lilac dust]

What region are you in and what platform are you playing on?

[royal swan]

Just admit it

[lucid goblet]

Portal matches that have full xp will count towards mastery

[limpid pond]

Nah I didn't say it

[foggy wharf]

I’m on the ps4 version and I believe na

[foggy wharf]

Ok thank you

[limpid pond]

I also can't send screenshots

[royal swan]

Make sure they don't have bots or limited xp

[limpid pond]

But carpo told me I was right

[royal swan]

Would end this a lot sooner

[limpid pond]

Then say I'm right

[arctic grove]

aaaauuuhhhhhgggggh

[lilac dust]

I guess portal matches are your best bet, and make sure crossplay is turned on

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-quiet-gif-8316632

@limpid pond@royal swan

[royal swan]

💀

[lilac dust]

are you trying to give me nightmares?

[limpid pond]

LMFAOOO

[lucid goblet]

Bruh....

[limpid pond]

Yummy right

[royal swan]

Trying to taunt me

[limpid pond]

Oh yeah I forgot I don't have perms

[royal swan]

[limpid pond]

Ahahahha yall thought it was gone

[lucid goblet]

Hehehe

begone

[royal swan]

Hey good job for getting the right season PFP unlike carbonic with his outdated red color 🤢

[lilac dust]

Well that conversation escal.....

[royal swan]

[lucid goblet]

[night vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-nod-okay-gif-25128054

[limpid pond]

Bf 2042 cyan carpo pfp Confirmed

[next onyx]

In a way it's the 2042 colour scheme albeit inverted.

For the server icon.

[limpid pond]

Cyan is sick. Amazing color tbh

I want mod color though

[lucid goblet]

I Do love the new colour scheme

[limpid pond]

100% blue in general is my favorite but the lighter blues are just mwah

[lucid goblet]

6 HOURS TO GO! 👀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JRvahIamxI

[limpid pond]

I'll be watching. Don't have to work until 1

[royal swan]

Oh man y'all are busy, all I need is sleep

[lucid goblet]

Nice, hyped to see what's coming 👀

[royal swan]

6 hour nap and boom up in the morning for some late college assignments and a new trailer

[limpid pond]

100%. The new sniper and shotgun I bet are gonna be cool. I wonder how the newer cosmetics will look and how the new guys t1 skin will be

The new sniper kinda looks like the svg from bo3

[slender isle]

It's at 2:30am for me 😭

[lucid goblet]

New tank though🥳

[royal swan]

1:48 am

[slender isle]

Are we forgetting a new map?

[limpid pond]

Oh yeah the railgun tank. I wonder if it will shoot through walls

[limpid pond]

New map will be sick 100%

[royal swan]

🥱

Tired

[limpid pond]

It's 4:49 am for me lol

[royal swan]

😴

[limpid pond]

I gotta go to work by 1pm

[royal swan]

Skill issue

[slender isle]

I'm excited for the new map. Those cube type buildings look to be super destructible (I saw a hole in the side in the promotion art)

[limpid pond]

Not as destructible as you 😈

Jk jk jk

[slender isle]

[royal swan]

This 🤣guy thinks we getting destruction

[limpid pond]

So I wonder if classes will be present right at launch of s3 or if they'll be a later update thing

[low timber]

3.2

[limpid pond]

3.3

[low timber]

Was mentioned even in the latest dev update

[royal swan]

Sounds like 🐶💩

[slender isle]

update 3.2 is the class change as well as breakaway

[limpid pond]

So is 3.2 this next update

Haven't kept up with the update models

[crude juniper]

Next is 3.0

[limpid pond]

Got it

[next onyx]

We are on 2.8.

Or whatever the fuck.

[limpid pond]

Huh

Now I'm confused

[low timber]

Way is high again

[limpid pond]

I might just look at game files

[crude juniper]

Update next Tuesday I hope

[limpid pond]

I'm seeing 2.2

[royal swan]

Damit way you got me confused

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/rq-yay-rq-yes-cat-rq-rq-yes-yes-yes-gif-20226294

[royal swan]

Yes thank you Adolf cat

[limpid pond]

Still waiting for the pbx skin

[crude juniper]

Ye

Lvl 81 battlepass

[limpid pond]

Not bad you got a few more dayes

[next onyx]

Hey what's with the angled foregrip being there.

[limpid pond]

I completed mine 2 weeks ago

[next onyx]

Weird.

[limpid pond]

No idea. Possible new attachment

Or weapon cosmetic piece

[slender isle]

Currently in 2.2 Tuesday will be 3.0, then 3.1 will be a month from tuesday, then 3.2 will be a month from that'

[limpid pond]

So basically by the end of s3 classes update will be out

[slender isle]

Yup

[limpid pond]

Sounds good to me.

[slender isle]

And hopefully with one of these updates we get the vehicle rework

[limpid pond]

It'll be in time for s4 hype and content spikes

Possibly

I also want a attachment overhaul

[slender isle]

How so?

[limpid pond]

Some muzzles and ynderbarrels grips do the exact same thing

[remote meteor]

I played the game recently it is slowly getting better, but still has quite a lot to change and fix

[limpid pond]

Like actually do the same exact thing

Also mag capacity is still displayed wrong lol

But that's not a issue tbh

[slender isle]

Wait which ones? because I know they already had a rework to fix that during S1

[vestal snow]

DICE seems really desperate for players

The recent boost to other BF games’ players meant a player loss for 2042

And so they’re trying to attract more with the free week but eh

I’m not freeing up 100gb just for a few days

My PC couldn’t even handle the beta

The other BF games though

Have recently been doing great in terms of players

I’m pretty sure BF1 jumped from ~6k to 17k

The dead gamemodes are being revived for the time being

The sales helped too

[arctic grove]

to 50k* on pc atleast

[vestal snow]

It’s that good?

Nice

[slender isle]

100gb? dude it's 40gb max and the game runs 90000x better than beta

[spice junco]

i wasnt able to play bf1 on armistice day :(((((

[eager spire]

BF1 is neat. I wish BF Hardline was on sale tho

BFH deserves a revival. :(

[vestal snow]

Other BF games are around 80-90gb so 2042 couldnt be 40

Unless it really is that bad

[hollow fossil]

2042 is more than 40gb

[slender isle]

Wdym really is that bad lmao... shouldn't a lower storage be a good thing?

[vestal snow]

Lower storage means less files meaning less content, speaking from experience at least

[slender isle]

60gb

[vestal snow]

That’s more likely

[tacit sphinx]

lmao

[vestal snow]

Still

[slender isle]

It's 60.82 on my machine

[eager spire]

lower storage means less files meaning less content
compression exists my guy

[tacit sphinx]

it’s just better compressed than whichever cod

[slender isle]

Cod is at like 150 for MW19 lmao

[tacit sphinx]

like i can say for pretty certain that mw19 didn’t have enough in the game to warrant the 150gb it tried to take up + 150 more of free space to actually update successfully

[hollow fossil]

bf4 takes about 70gb on pc, doesn't mean it has less content

[slender isle]

But also, 2042 runs so much better now, with almost double the amount of weapons from launch and a bunch of other QOL improvements. Give it a try during the free weekend

[eager spire]

• most of those weapons are in portal and not useable in the base game

[hollow fossil]

mw19 with warzone took up 200gb on my ps4, never bother uninstalling the packs for the other shit

[slender isle]

I mainly meant the base game weapons in AOW were 22 at launch and I'm pretty sure with S3 we break 40

[vestal snow]

look, I can’t explain it but I just won’t believe a game as large as BF2042 takes 40gb

[slender isle]

It's 60

[vestal snow]

It can’t be that well compressed

[vestal snow]

That’s more likely

[slender isle]

60ish, but still less than mw22 or mw19

[hollow fossil]

pretty much

[slender isle]

and you get 3 main gamemodes for that size

Bf1 mainly gained numbers due to the 5$ sale and also the new WW1 film on netflix. Rightly so.

but with gamepass and the free to play weekend 2042 should hopefully hold a fair few more players than is currently in game

[wide shore]

Let’s hope

[low timber]

5 and half hours for the trailer

[arctic grove]

Hmm that compression debate was interesting

[arctic grove]

Silver new take on BF1 confirmed?

So their logic is smaller game size means less content. I see why they’re saying that but yeah. I’m no expert on how those things work, but it’s maybe just up to 2042 being decently compressed. I feel like at some point though it could receive enough updates to reach about 100gb. This is still a game with service life after all

[slender isle]

Mind you, it is only like 6 months into new content being released and we have like another possibly 18 months of content

[eager spire]

Nah. It’s interesting but I still don’t think it’s a particularly good game.

[arctic grove]

MW19 closes in on like 150-200gb because they inflated the hell out of it with 2 integrations for Warzone that broke the base game. Not to mention warzone being installed alongside the base game

[arctic grove]

And yeah true, I see where that guy is coming from but it’s pretty simple logic nonetheless. Although I’m no expert myself

[shy latch]

🥳

[wide shore]

I’m still under the impression COD just doesn’t compress shit on purpose so that you can’t have any other games installed.

[shy latch]

cod maphia

[arctic grove]

I feel like the animations and the models might have a lot to do with it too

[low timber]

Eyy, Fallout Network emote.

[arctic grove]

They seem high quality to me

But yea they can definitely compress it down nonetheless

[still vault]

Just waiting for season 3 things

[shy latch]

did anyone noticed that S3 color is almost the same as moderator color? 👀

[low timber]

I wonder how the railgun tank is gonna be different to the normal tanks stats, gameplay and balancing wise

[silk surge]

Playing Nightbird on 128p conquest be like

[lean bridge]

Hello

[low cypress]

Well obviously.. it’ll run exactly like the abrams

[silk surge]

Trailer is going to be as usual.

[shy latch]

I know it's too early to talk about it, but I guess next weapons for S4 will be a LMG and a DMR

[arctic grove]

Why not one of every category…….?

[lean bridge]

When new season pass

On games

[shy latch]

this coming Tuesday together with the new season

[lean bridge]

Today new season pass

Yes or no

[shy latch]

no, today new season gameplay trailer reveal

[lean bridge]

Wich date

[shy latch]

today

[lean bridge]

Update game

[shy latch]

this coming Tuesday

[low cypress]

These next few weeks are gonna be real fun

Today we’ve got the 2042 trailer AND the new insurgency sandstorm update

[fluid portal]

if for some reason, a man called Runkjat sees this, much love homie

[lean bridge]

Wich date

[shy latch]

insurgency sandstorm? 🤔

[low cypress]

Yes

The new big update comes today

[lean bridge]

New update on games today

[low cypress]

it very nice

[lean bridge]

I don't resving updated on games

[shy latch]

wait, you mean insurgency videogame?

[low cypress]

yes

[low cypress]

What

[shy latch]

ooh ok, for a moment I thought something related to 2042

[low cypress]

lmao nope

[lean bridge]

When updating on games

[still vault]

Not quite sure I understand the question. But game updates generally arrive for download on Tuesdays and news about game updates often gets released on Thursdays

#game-news and #direct-communication would be the place for official comms

[shy latch]

I'm curious to know if another vehicle will come together with the railgun tank or not, and also what is (and if there is) the third weapon

plus, why on earth do we needed a "smart shotgun"??

no one likes shotguns on mp

espacially me

probably only me

[ancient peak]

I like the 12m auto

[shy latch]

bugs can always occurs

[ancient peak]

Easiest T1 of my life

[shy latch]

what the heck, today I'm not able to write....

[low cypress]

How do you need an lmg though?

The point of them is to do that exact thing

[wide shore]

That’s historically what a MG does

[low cypress]

Nerf*

[wide shore]

Bro you can’t in this game either

[low cypress]

You don’t get 100% accuracy though in this

[wide shore]

Spread starts to cone at range even with the most accurate LMG. (The Avancys)

[lean bridge]

Xbox game pass tursedey

[wide shore]

Shit you got more accuracy using a bipodded MMG in BFV

[lucid goblet]

S4 specialist 👀

[shy latch]

bananas shooter?

[lucid goblet]

😂

for context https://twitter.com/Carpo_vp/status/1593199860333031424?s=20&t=-sEFDWIwu4RuC5_1P1ot8A

Carpo (@Carpo_vp)

Thought I'd get #midjourney to make a banana themed #Battlefield soldier for @SQUiD_1337 just for fun ..... it didn't go to plan... whatsoever😬🤣🤣

Twitter · Nov 17, 2022, 11:10 AM

[shy latch]

what is his perk? giving potassium to teammates so to be sure they don't get any cramp while running on the battlefield

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/theboys-perfect-gif-23821319

[silk jasper]

What times the reveal today UK?

[shy latch]

if you open the youtube link it will shows you the time according to your location

btw in UK should be 4.00 pm if I'm not wrong

[uncut bay]

When does the season end

[shy latch]

this coming Tuesday

[uncut bay]

Nice

Can still get the challenges done

[shy latch]

these s2 challenges were pretty easy

[ancient peak]

I’m okay with that

Makes it no sweat to get through the battlepass

[shy latch]

exactly

😮‍💨 I'm struggling myself with the pen tool on Photoshop...

[languid prairie]

hows S3 ?

[hollow fossil]

Yup 4pm

[arctic grove]

lol

[grizzled whale]

@next onyx (((((panic)))))

so much to shoot at

so little ammo

[granite island]

No c5

😭

[chilly jacinth]

c5 is for scrubs

[woeful turtle]

In how many hours will the Trailer be published

[hollow fossil]

4

[woeful turtle]

[latent tree]

its on the youtube premier

[woeful turtle]

Aight

Bro the XP Lobbies will be real

[chilly jacinth]

Why would a new season mean more xp servers

[grizzled whale]

bro

a wildcat with 40mm cannon

camping inside the enemy base, on one of the hills on discarded

with 2 trophy systems

what the fuck

[ancient peak]

That’s some thonking right there

[grizzled whale]

base lauyout should be changed

shouldnt be a point unreachable to the enemy where someone in a vehicle can just spam 40mm shots onto most of the map

[pine roost]

agreed

[sonic haven]

Ur hacking

[grizzled whale]

yeah obviously

[lucid goblet]

🐧

[lunar finch]

How long would that penguin last on hourglass?

[sonic haven]

That’s not a penguin

[tacit sphinx]

gun looks weirdly uzi-like except with a standard rifle magazine configuration lol

[sonic haven]

That’s the bird

With a colorful beak

Forgot his name

He was in that movie of dancing penguins

He was an impostor

[woeful turtle]

People want to Finish the Battlepass fast

[pine roost]

did the last season's trailer follow with the patch notes pretty soon?

[lucid goblet]

patch notes normally come out the day before the season goes live

[pine roost]

ah, little bit of a wait then

fair enough

[lucid goblet]

Soon™

[tame cobalt]

S3 reveal in about 3 hourS?

[chilly dove]

Hi. Dice. It's not too late to ensure every map gets 2 jets per team flyable at the same time at all times. Do it for me. You love me

[tame cobalt]

Kek

[tame cobalt]

jet category is still coming... at some point

[pine roost]

gib chase cam roll toggle too

[tepid agate]

16 more battle points to complete the pass finally

[chilly dove]

chase cam roll toggle? that matters? lol

[grizzled whale]

lol

ive been annoyingthis one guy the whole match

[tame cobalt]

got any missions left?

[grizzled whale]

he was talking shit on his gunners, meanwhile he was a really shitty pilot

so now hes against me

[tame cobalt]

the last 16 points are a bit of a grind without missions

[grizzled whale]

im spawning in near him every time and hacking him constantly

[pine roost]

I prefer having the option, not only do i get nauseous without but I can read enemy movements and ground targets much better with it

[grizzled whale]

he flies so shit that his gunners havent been able to kill me once

even with the 50mm cannon

[pine roost]

lol

either the pilot blames the gunners or the gunners blame the pilot, there is no middle ground

[grizzled whale]

hes the kinda pilot that flies to the edge of the map, only to do one pass on an objective, and fly back to the edge whenever he gets one lock on

[chilly dove]

but this is the military, if you can't keep your food down when the aircraft rolls go home and be a family man jk

[pine roost]

only reason why is cause I tilt my head to try and see what's on the ground, which gets a bit dizzying after a while

[tropic granite]

Oh season 3 is out?

[pine roost]

not yet

next week right?

[tropic granite]

idk

I stopped playing 2042 cause i played it to death in season 1 and also school

[pine roost]

i'm fairly sure someone said earlier that it's next week, with the trailer releasing today

[tropic granite]

Fun tho

[chilly dove]

Fix you should come play Ace Combat 7 with me. I can train you to launch air-to-ground weapons into opponent's jets in multiplayer 😈

And the Su-57 is there too so hurry up

[tame cobalt]

Fard

3 hours to s3 reveal

[pine roost]

a friend of mine has shown me what that game is like, and I've also seen maxor's video on it, looks like utter chaotic fun

[fierce gull]

I finished all my weeklies and I'm on tier 91
I don't think I can make it

[chilly dove]

ya man, once you get your first A2G, you can't stop. So satisfying.

[pine roost]

i'm still gonna stick to bf since I love the piloting and overall gameplay of it

[chilly dove]

I play it for my Su-57 itch that I rarely get scratched in 2042 these days. Sundance is too much fun and when I do want to play jet it's never available.

[dense hedge]

u should play bf4

[pine roost]

dedicated jet slot is a welcome feature

[chilly dove]

f no

[dense hedge]

30kills a round is manageable by s jets

[pine roost]

I do still play bf4 in my free time, I tend to find dogfight servers and practise there for a while

[chilly dove]

if I play BF4, i'll want to play engineer on the ground, then i'll cry because i'm forced to pick DMRs in conquest cuz screw everything else

[pine roost]

might do some tonight actually

[chilly dove]

then i'll enter a server and try to pick a DMR and i'll be slain for picking one

[dense hedge]

why? you can get a jet in that game quite easily

[pine roost]

jets and aircraft as a whole have really piqued my interest over the last few years

to be fair lots of things have

I#m doing proper aim training, working on infantry tactics, ground vehicles, jets, helis, everything

It's just that that all started before 2042 came out, and when it did I just didn't want to work on those things so I was just left a bit demotivated :/

[chilly dove]

I guess I just found the jet gameplay a bit boring in BF4, way too easy. AC7 kinda beats the suck outta you

[tame cobalt]

i predict s3 map will be bad

but the reworks will make up for it

[pine roost]

the speed control is a nice feature that demands some practise to get down, and the overall speed of turning is also nice

I learned back in bf1 where I had to deal with energy management over everything else, and I loved that aspect of it

[chilly dove]

jets flying around with lasers and electromangnetic launchers with impossible turn rates

and my only threat in BF4 is some F-35 pilot who's just learning to fly

[pine roost]

I mean the lower turn rates do make dfs last a bit longer and leaves less space to fix a mistake but I do really like the faster ones

the f35 turning slower than the SU is wack though

One thing I need to test is the different in turn rate when yaw is applied, since the f35 has better yaw

[chilly dove]

i mean, considering the control surfaces all over the Su-57

[pine roost]

it could maybe balance itself out and be equal with the SU but i've not had a chance to test it

[chilly dove]

and the delta-wing concept vortex that can be created

[pine roost]

but if it's not, I'd be a bit confused

you can't have the victor of a df be determined by the side they are on, I think the turn rates should be identical

[fierce gull]

Pls be wrong

[chilly dove]

I think they could balance it via weapons or the fact that the panther can enter hover, which is OP if you think about it especially near buildings

[tepid agate]

Done now. I have get inflict damage with vehicles, capture 10 objectives, kill/revive 30 people and get 9 ribbons

[pine roost]

but in a dogfight it does practically nothing

[tame cobalt]

Poggies

[tepid agate]

No need to do any of them though because the pass is complete so going to check out mw2 season 1 now

[chilly dove]

not if u got good aim. you can fight off a jet like a mid air AA.

case and point I destroy enemy F-35s using the hind

[pine roost]

the other jet just needs to fly up and loop around and you've lost any advantage you have

[chilly dove]

oh you haven't played with me as pilot

when an aggressive try hard jet is on me and i'm in the hind, I just fly to max altitude and keep track of the jet

[hazy crest]

Lmao I just dodge and weave

[chilly dove]

(and I politely remind my gunners to murder)

[hazy crest]

It works most of the time

[pine roost]

oh YOU'RE in the hind

[hazy crest]

Lmao

[pine roost]

I thought you were saying that as a jet pilot

[chilly dove]

yeah that works too

[tepid agate]

Never won a warzone before maybe I can on MW2 lol not

[hazy crest]

I’m the tank specialist

Like I stay decently far away and jsut tank the shit outta people, chase people

Like y’all don’t know how to use a tank till you know how to use one

I’ve mastered the tank

[chilly dove]

if i'm in the jet I harass the living crap out of anything that flies. when I get bored I ram lol

[hazy crest]

I’ve never missed a shot

[pine roost]

but that one ability shouldn't have the effects of making it worse in a dogfight. There's a reason custom games have both sides using the SU

[hazy crest]

At first I did

Cause I sucked ass

Now my kd is fuxkin impossible to beat with most people

I’ve mastered the reticle and my distances

[chilly dove]

nah i can stay airborne all game but its like... 1 jet so no one else gets to be anything in that category

[hazy crest]

Just muscle memory at this point

I hit every shot in the air.. gotta wait for the jets

I hit infantry shots spot on

Got a headshot a few times with a tank shell

[pine roost]

it gets really dull going a whole match without seeing another jet to compete against

I love that friendly competition of seeing someone else in a lobby to compete with

[hazy crest]

Nobody knows how to fly em usually shits difficult to fly on Xbox too for many

[chilly dove]

I spare a thought for my team who may want to pick an aircraft so I just find something to ram

[pine roost]

some guy was going ham in bf1 and I made it my mission to take him out

[hazy crest]

I can’t even hold the trigger down to fire on consolea

[pine roost]

ended up having a 2 minute long dogfight that felt like a boss fight from elden ring, but winning that felt amazing

[chilly dove]

oh Cardinal you tank snipe?

[pine roost]

anyone can learn

[chilly dove]

put er there homie

[hazy crest]

First rule of tanking. Never get up close and personal.

[pine roost]

unless you are in bf4

[hazy crest]

Stay your distance and take your time

[chilly dove]

bro I love tank sniping

[hazy crest]

Lmao

I’ve never missed a shot in the past 2 months

[pine roost]

nice

[hazy crest]

Yall cannot hide from my ass

Hinds go down.. ospreys go down

Everybody on the ground goes up

It’s awesome shit

[chilly dove]

I've only played tank once in 2042, started racking up kills with it rq

[hazy crest]

Especially when you have a snow plow on the front of your tanks

Can’t wait for season 3.. new tank

[chilly dove]

just found a good spot and told my team to stop crying

[hazy crest]

I’ve got my tank almost at tier 2

T28

[grizzled whale]

i still top fragged

even while purely pissing off one person

how

[hazy crest]

The American tank is usually used for air strikes

I mainly use the T28 otherwise any chance I get I’ll use the tank. Watch for sneak attacks with c5. I’ve done it before and it’s funny as shit

Not so much for the tank user

Never have 2 tanks close together unless there’s an enemy you are attempting to execute far away or else shit will go downhill from there

[chilly dove]

yeah i was using the russian one and I was shooting everything. I know the drop now and while the tracer's brightness is a bit off putting at first, I can now gauge the shrinking factor properly. all from 1 time in that tank

and I didn't die in it either

[hazy crest]

If you have good ground, you can ram a vehicle and tip them over. Back up, and fire

Make sure to use the boost for best performance lmao

[pine roost]

what are your thoughts on not having an angular damage multiplier for tank armour?

[hazy crest]

Gtg bye

Sucks

[hazy crest]

Really sucks

EA fucked my account so I had to start from scratch too

[chilly dove]

I still remember taking out enemy aircraft in BF3 using my tank set up as a max AA

[hazy crest]

I had a veteran acc

[hazy crest]

Dope

Alright I gotta head out cha cha lads

[pine roost]

learning how to volley projectiles at aircraft is a fun challenge

[hazy crest]

[chilly dove]

peace

[pine roost]

got like 2 tank shell kills on helis so far which isn't much, but learning how to be effective with the dumbfire is great

[toxic wigeon]

My ea account still has my Minecraft pfp

From like 2014 or something

[chilly dove]

I noticed that transport aircraft don't go down in one hit from tank shells though...

but enough about tanks, back to jets. Dice. plz. more. thx

[pine roost]

i don't think they are ever going to do anything else to the mechanics, they did once change the turn responsiveness in a patch as well as add the lift off compensation but I doubt there will be much else

there's just too much drift still for my tastes

[low cypress]

i don't think saying it here will get you anywhere

[still solstice]

Will game be discounted on the 23rd autumn promotion on steam?

[chilly jacinth]

maybe

maybe not

[still solstice]

can't wait to play 🤣

[tardy laurel]

Wonder if the vehicle reworks being season 3

[chilly dove]

i know.

[toxic wigeon]

I think season 4

Season 3 is specialists

S4 might be a new plane

[tardy laurel]

Really? I thought they would have some vehicle reworks in season 3 but hey railgun tank and Swedish map let’s goo

[toxic wigeon]

And if a plane is added I assume along with vehicle rework

I mean it’s not confirmed yet

So I could be wrong

I’m just assuming they are saving because the specialist rework is kind of the big thing

[pine roost]

Specialists would bring more people back than a vehicle rework, which makes sense

But a vehicle rework will bring me back :)

[tame jay]

Exodus as a permanent mode will bring me back! haha

i dont enjoy 128

[pine roost]

More permanent modes in general

[low cypress]

Then you’re wasting your time if you know

[pine roost]

Well I pop in here every now and then with a shimmer of hope that someone sees hears me

[chilly dove]

i'm sharing my euphemism. many of us agree

I also come here and say "Dice, please remove the weird glitch/mechanic where going prone in a bush and pressing a random direction causes you to be pushed out automatically"

because it's funny that this is even in the game as a glitch

[tame jay]

lol what about not able to ADS since release 😅

[pine roost]

Make sure to put it on the forums too

I’ve stayed consistently posting this damn heli thing every season since 1 to hopefully get someone to see it

[slender isle]

Dice can we please have flying hovercrafts back thank you

[chilly dove]

^

[pine roost]

Might be pointless, but at least I’m trying

I do want to be able to enjoy this game eventually

[chilly dove]

i'm having a great time, even with the glitch noted above. tbh I have been slacking on posting about that glitch though

however, some staff do actually read this and they might just see it and investigate it / bring it to the attention of others. so it's not entirely pointless to talk about game issues here @low cypress

[slender isle]

The only glitch I slack on is your mum 😤😤

[pine roost]

You’ll have to start up a daily Twitter post ;)

[chilly dove]

gonna go cry because that person made a mom joke at me. don't worry, i'll be fine 🥹

[pine roost]

Press h is my solution

[arctic grove]

skill is

su

e

[tame cobalt]

2 hours

[mental delta]

No

2 hours and 3 minutes

[hollow fossil]

No

2 hours and 1 minute

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/twho-hours-later-sp-funny-gif-18933136

[slender isle]

2 hours

[toxic wigeon]

2 more weeks

[mental delta]

No 1 hour and 58 minutes

[mental delta]

I don't hope so

[slender isle]

Isn’t it like 5 days?

[mental delta]

What is 5 days ?

[slender isle]

The season start

Tuesday next week

[mental delta]

I think it will start on the wednesday

[slender isle]

Maybe….

[toxic wigeon]

Season starts in 2 more weeks

[slender isle]

Since when 🤨

[toxic wigeon]

2 weeks

It’s an old meme lol

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/d2-soon-smirk-smile-grin-gif-15460641

[limpid pond]

You're still up?

[grizzled whale]

no hes asleep

[limpid pond]

No he's wake

Nevermind he's sleep

[lucid goblet]

It's 2pm.... of course i am

[limpid pond]

Are your Australian

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-laughs-lol-gif-20412690

[limpid pond]

Ah so you're British

How did you learn to speak English?

You speak it pretty well

[mental delta]

[limpid pond]

Lmao

[lucid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-slowclap-notimpressed-gif-8195521

[slender isle]

It’s almost 1am for me lmao

[limpid pond]

It's currently 9:08 am for me

[lucid goblet]

I don't get much sleep anyway tbf, most of the time the kids keep me awake/wake me up far too early lol

[limpid pond]

I can understand that. I don't get much sleep in general because of work. That's why I figured I mat start making youtube videos for fun

[tame cobalt]

Who's gonna do voiceover for s3

Freeman probably

[limpid pond]

Mr

[ashen wadi]

Oh boy 1am

[limpid pond]

Me

[tame cobalt]

Cap

[limpid pond]

I'm voicing falck 100%

[tame cobalt]

Bruh

[limpid pond]

Here's my impression

Of kitz

Off kitz

Or whatever she says

[last swift]

[slender isle]

Auf gehts?

[limpid pond]

New falck voice actor right here 100%

[limpid pond]

Yeah that thing

Auf gehts

[slender isle]

I think it means let’s go or something like that

[limpid pond]

But in what language

She's German

No wonder she's hot

[fiery dawn]

[languid prairie]

[limpid pond]

Sir did you just kiss me

[limpid pond]

[next onyx]

"WHAT HAVE I DONE"

[low cypress]

Welcome back Way

[low timber]

Apparently the trailer will be 2min and 9seconds long

[low cypress]

The trailer said 8 am on today

[next onyx]

Hey.

[low cypress]

It’s 9 am now

[low timber]

I said the length of the video, not the launch

[low cypress]

Yeah I know

But still I was lied to 🗿

[low timber]

1h 34min to go

[mental delta]

How do you apparently know ?

[limpid pond]

Probably 8 am pt

[low timber]

Battlefield Bulletin Tweeted it

[manic depot]

the server banner looks like some cover art from a 2007 game lol

[limpid pond]

I think it's supposed to be 12 am est

[low cypress]

12 am est!?! Bruhhh

[mental delta]

How do they know it ?

[mental delta]

I thought the same

[limpid pond]

Yeah I think k it said that

[mental delta]

And wazaaaaaaa

[low timber]

🤷‍♂️

[low cypress]

why it gotta be at 12

[low timber]

To annoy you

[low cypress]

Clearly

[mental delta]

I choose to believe you lad

[limpid pond]

My apologies it's actually at 11 est

It starts in an hour and a half

[low cypress]

oh thank god

[limpid pond]

What's up with the crab pfp

[low cypress]

yes

[low timber]

I guess it’s time to play few round before the trailer premiere starts.

[tacit sphinx]

you can probably do some poking around to see some metadata regarding videos

[low cypress]

I’m the meantime

I think I’m gonna be risky

[tacit sphinx]

reckon i can get the gvt to t1 before the trailer drops

[limpid pond]

Go for it.

[low timber]

How far are you in with GVT?

[low cypress]

I’m gonna slightly over clock my poor gpu

[tacit sphinx]

currently on 1110 kills, i got 90 minutes

1kpm ezpz

[low cypress]

you could probably do it yeh

[low timber]

One kill per minute, yes you can do it

[limpid pond]

Should be free

Especially if you get bots

[low timber]

I need 114 kills with the M44 to T1 it

[low cypress]

Marse

How in the fuck do you manage to use that.. thing for so long

[limpid pond]

Hearsay

[next onyx]

STOP ASKING. KILL KILL KILL

I sound like a lunatic.

[limpid pond]

Calm down way. It's okay buddy calm down

[low timber]

Because it don’t use it as a side arm, but a 100m sniper rifle

[low cypress]

LOL

Fair enough

[low cypress]

Are you okay

[next onyx]

Yes.

It was a response to Dr.

[limpid pond]

Oh yeah sniper scope on m44 equal sniper

[next onyx]

With the gvt.

[low timber]

But it does have quite a bit of spread, it’s not noticeable until you try to shoot way further than 100m, which is my I’m suspecting why some headshots in a stationary enemy miss/body shot.

[low cypress]

It could just be a..

[low timber]

Also Hitreg is what it is in 2.2 versio

[chilly dove]

how much longer... aaaughh

[low cypress]

it could still just be a…

[solid imp]

Getting HS by the M44 from a couple hundred meters away -_-

[low timber]

Way, put up Epoch time, as I won’t in case I get timed out by the bot again

[limpid pond]

Oh I don't use it anymore. I did for t1 during launch.

It was definitely annoying

[grave prism]

i wish the m44 had a long barrel for it

[low timber]

Was it me?

[low cypress]

I wish the m44 wasn’t a manual

[limpid pond]

Why lmao it's fine the way it is

[low timber]

Yesterday even got few blind shot headshots

[solid imp]

Mr. Cat I would not be surprised lol

[limpid pond]

It's not. He's emanuel hehe

[grave prism]

just make it obscenely long like Leslie Neilson in Naked Gun

[solid imp]

dad joke alert

[low cypress]

Dread

[limpid pond]

Ruby

[low timber]

Yesterday even got a triplet with the M44, one headshot and two with their scatter grenades

[low cypress]

I am going to go to your house

[limpid pond]

Okay

[low cypress]

And steal your controller

[limpid pond]

Nooooooooooo

You bastard

[low cypress]

So you can’t use your SMG’s

[limpid pond]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[low cypress]

:)

[warped pulsar]

Season 3 hype

[low timber]

Then they’ll just use their mind to aim

[limpid pond]

My sweet precious smgs

[next onyx]

I shot a guy and unintentionally killed a guy behind him.

[low cypress]

heuehueheuehehe

[low cypress]

How do you manage

[limpid pond]

I did that with a sniper during launch from like 200 meters out

[low timber]

I shot above an Irish shield in smoke, got a headshot

Didn’t know there was anybody

[next onyx]

haha

I have that clip where I got a predicted spray through the smoke square on some people.

[low timber]

In fact Way, I did t even look at the middle of my screen

[grizzled whale]

guys i bored

what do

[next onyx]

Eat your mattress.

[solid imp]

buy boins

[tacit sphinx]

i got a silly little clip yesterday where two people ran in front of me shooting at a guy with my mp412 so i got a triple kill with a collateral headshot as part of it

[grizzled whale]

boins dont exist

[low timber]

Shill with Anghel

[low cypress]

Over clock your gpu

[grizzled whale]

already ate my matress

[next onyx]

"Hey a third!"

Eat another one.

[grizzled whale]

the guy i was annoying left

[limpid pond]

Who

[grizzled whale]

he managed to get 80 assists and 0 kills in 10 matches of conquest

[low cypress]

How

[limpid pond]

Cares ahahahhhahaahhaahah

[grizzled whale]

some dude that was talking shit about his gunners

[low cypress]

how rude

[chilly jacinth]

thats very low for 10 games

[grizzled whale]

meanwhile he flies like he has tremmors

[limpid pond]

Nah I'm trolling

80 assist in 10 games is trash

[grizzled whale]

he flies so poorly that gunners cant hit stuff

[limpid pond]

I get half that in 1 fame where ars are dominating my lobby

[grizzled whale]

one he gets a lock on he books it to the end of the map

[chilly jacinth]

thats a classic

rat pilots

[limpid pond]

Literally every helicopter pilot

That's why if helicopter spam is bad I use Rao

[grizzled whale]

he also uses a reverse "kid" insult

[low timber]

So… old man?

[limpid pond]

Classic 15 yr old beta

[grizzled whale]

he called me a narcissistic battlefield Oldie

[limpid pond]

That's a new one

[grizzled whale]

also said

[limpid pond]

Age went down to 13 yr old

[grizzled whale]

"If a noobie like you thinks im good i would get worried"

[limpid pond]

Maybe an 11 yr old now

[grizzled whale]

0 logic

i mean the dude could fly

[low cypress]

Kinda sounds like he can’t accept he’s bad

[limpid pond]

I can assure you that guy is not good

[low cypress]

[grizzled whale]

but he couldnt pilot a hind for shit

[limpid pond]

[low cypress]

It isn’t that hard tho

[next onyx]

Guy actually needs to play it super safe.

[warped pulsar]

What do people think of warzone 2?

[limpid pond]

Oh boy lmfaooo

[next onyx]

Oh so he's a new player

[low cypress]

It’s o k

[grizzled whale]

hes new, but he talks shit about his gunners

instead of accepting hes not good

[limpid pond]

Damn 14 hours with 36 matches

[next onyx]

As someone who flies you need to be stable for your gunners.

Give them angles.

[chilly jacinth]

its easier to deflect

[grizzled whale]

yeah he didnt

[low cypress]

I don’t even Wanna remember how many matches I played when 2042 was still new 💀

[chilly jacinth]

than accept that you suck balls

[next onyx]

In bf4 those transports required you to be extremely stable.

[grizzled whale]

this dude seemed like he was flying with parkinsons

[limpid pond]

I have about 700 plus at this point and I didn't even play for like 3 or 4 months straight

I been tryna grind the game alot more

Kinda wish they were able to add chrome camo from bf5 to this one

Or add a blue jade colored skin

[next onyx]

Got some pokemon to speed up the time.

So this'll be fun.

[limpid pond]

I'm just chillin on YouTube

Might pass out

[grizzled whale]

anyone else not liking the new server icon?

looks too bright

[low cypress]

I’m not

[limpid pond]

Nah I love it

[low cypress]

I miss the red

[low timber]

Meanwhile I’m trying to matchmake, but I keep getting Hourglass, Breakaway, Discarded and Manifest

[low cypress]

It didn’t hurt my eyes when I was trying to talk here

[limpid pond]

Blue is my favorite color and lighter blues are even better imo

[solid imp]

new breakaway is going to be so good

[grizzled whale]

its distractingly bright

[next onyx]

It's not the worst.

I barely notice it.

[low timber]

I don’t have a time machine

[low cypress]

You guys are gonna love breakaway rework

It’s really good so far

[limpid pond]

I love breakaway the way it is now. Imma love it even more with the rework

[grizzled whale]

way

did you see my panic clip

[next onyx]

I did.

I responded to it.

[solid imp]

The concept of taking an area of the map that's simply nothing at all and turning it into a complex fighting area is really good

Second ramp to the rig pog

Moving rig closer, yes.

[limpid pond]

Breakaway has alot happening around the a1-3 and b area towards the middle of the map

[next onyx]

The map doesn't look like it plays complete shit.

[low timber]

3 ramps

[solid imp]

3 ramps?

[low timber]

They added two new ramps to the oil rig

[grizzled whale]

oh

didnt see that

[solid imp]

ohhh I need to go look again

[next onyx]

They're still going to be unsafe to tread across but they're there at least.

[limpid pond]

Yep 3 ramps

[solid imp]

thought just a second

excellent

even better

[limpid pond]

One in the back then two in the front

[solid imp]

makes sense since BT defenders are basically toast if you even start to lose a flag

can't get back on the rig if there are any attacking tanks or heli

[limpid pond]

Yeah that's an L

[next onyx]

Actually that'd be cool for the layout.

Bt layout.

Imagine if the oil rig was mid way.

[limpid pond]

If I see we loss a flag I know it's normally over

[solid imp]

Very nice

[next onyx]

It just looks weird.

[solid imp]

I wonder if it looked too symmetrical with 4

[limpid pond]

Haha us attacks Russia because of oil in breakaway

Sounds about right

[still vault]

You are right, it need more bridges up to it 😄

[limpid pond]

Just add a elevator duhh

[grizzled whale]

from a design standpoint, it looks weird

[next onyx]

We've known breakaway as it is. As a shit map. Then they've completely revamped it. While we don't know how it plays out. It genuinely looks like a different map.

[grizzled whale]

its illogical to put that lower bridge at the far side of the rig

[solid imp]

There should be a bridge from the top area down to one of the ice towers, and then a bridge from there up to the cliff.. then one more bridge connecting those over to one of the oil drums

[limpid pond]

Damn yall actually dislike breakaway?

[solid imp]

more bridges!

[limpid pond]

I actually love the map personally

[next onyx]

I hate it on conquest.

Breakthrough it's fine.

[limpid pond]

Conquest I feel it shines the best

[solid imp]

agree, cq breakway is not fun

[next onyx]

128p conquest is generally awful.

[solid imp]

but it will be soon

[limpid pond]

Elaborate please

[next onyx]

Well speaking from launch. The space between objectives is absurd.

[limpid pond]

Yeah tona degree

[next onyx]

It just creates a frustrating boring ass experience.

[limpid pond]

Idk man I never move from the middle of the map.

[next onyx]

Playing renewal 128 before the rework I hated every second of it.

[limpid pond]

I stay between the main 5 objectives

[next onyx]

I forgot why I hated 128p.

Playing it made me remember.

Yeah.

[limpid pond]

Weird. I think I enjoy it since I'm a smg rushing weirdo

I get up in peoples faces with my smgs

[next onyx]

Dice have improved those maps through the reworks.

The pacing has improved dramatically.

[limpid pond]

That I agree with

[lone void]

Trailer impatience growing

[limpid pond]

Less campers

[next onyx]

While I am not a fan of 128p still because of how demanding it is of my hardware it's fun to play when i get used to it.

[lone void]

Just bring bt 128 back

[limpid pond]

I prefer it since the maps are so big

[grizzled whale]

i fixed the map

[limpid pond]

Makes getting kills and general flow of the map is fun

[delicate fable]

i love breakaway as a map but the team balance on conquest initially is terrible. its a chokepoint right to C for US or a long ass detour to D

[limpid pond]

Missing some more bridges

[solid imp]

that is amazing

[lone void]

Needs a bridge from the oil platform to the observation deck on the cliff

[azure jewel]

lol

[solid imp]

I mean it's an arms/munitions factory so I'm guessing there will be a warehouse component

somewhere

[delicate fable]

battlefield and industrial warehouses is an age old pairing

[lone void]

Stranded but this time it's in a building instead of a ship

Warehouse means more

[solid imp]

[limpid pond]

Just one big cargo container

[lone void]

Y e s

[solid imp]

well that's the BF meta... turns out we were all just dreaming inside a red container this whole time

[limpid pond]

Yes bow to the cargo container gods

[lone void]

It's a simulation, we're all unconscious in a red container.

[next onyx]

Red is sus RED IS SUS.

[limpid pond]

[lone void]

The red pill, is red like the container. It will allow you to wake up and see the red container.

[next onyx]

REeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[limpid pond]

I am the milk man

My milk is delicious

[lone void]

[limpid pond]

Probably the easiest thing to put into the game it it generally looks good too

[frigid sinew]

[limpid pond]

[grizzled whale]

yeah u right man

[solid imp]

LMAO

[grizzled whale]

now it looks like a fucking metal gear

[solid imp]

Looks like it should get up and walk away

[grizzled whale]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs5-mgs-metal-gear-solid5-mgsv-gif-24773336

[limpid pond]

Yeah it could be used

[grizzled whale]

its actually a vehicle

[solid imp]

The rig will take on the Exodus in S3

[limpid pond]

It's a spider

[grizzled whale]

mama spider oil rig and its legless children

[limpid pond]

It walks with the bridges

[hexed mango]

T-55 minutes and counting

[hexed mango]

hawt

[grizzled whale]

toes

[hexed mango]

yes

how do my banner and colors look

[solid imp]

quite good I think

[hexed mango]

danke

[grizzled whale]

needs more toes

[delicate fable]

it needs a 😠 face

[hexed mango]

bye bye

friendship with over

new friendship with started

[still vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850376380822323230/1042752647771471892/season3spin.gif

[hexed mango]

i somehow knew carb would have something like that

as beautiful as ever

[azure jewel]

that escalated quickly.

[tardy stump]

lmao

[hexed mango]

[kindred flint]

The creator of this Photoshop must have been a fan of the will Smith classic remake of wild wild west

[grizzled whale]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-hitch-get-out-leave-me-bye-gif-16637838

[grizzled whale]

thats me

and i have no clue what that is

[next onyx]

Does it feel like these seasons last a bit longer than they should?

[hexed mango]

ok. time for me to actually wake up and start stressing about my physics final.

[next onyx]

Let's go.

You can do it.

[hexed mango]

i mean 3 months is a while

[kindred flint]

12 seasons a year tbh

[still vault]

https://tenor.com/view/so-pretty-toddlers-and-tiaras-reality-smile-creepy-gif-12033908

[hexed mango]

especially for the lack of content ngl

[kindred flint]

How long were the tides of war?

[next onyx]

Round about just as long.

[kindred flint]

12 weeks?

[next onyx]

Yeah.

[kindred flint]

But at least that had a method to it's madness

[next onyx]

Would be content it ending at 10 weeks.

[hexed mango]

[kindred flint]

Until the last where it was money everywhere for dice

[mental delta]

A season should be 2 months only to me but they would have to reorganize weeklies so people had enough time to finish BP

[next onyx]

Turning on your computer right as you wake up be like FUCK.

[low timber]

Wow, took 7 shots with the M44 to kill an enemy Anghel because the only the 1st and 7th shot hit

[tacit sphinx]

31 kills to go

ez

[low timber]

101 for my M44

[tacit sphinx]

if this is a good match then i might be done by the end of it

i did just drop a 50 kill round so

[fiery dawn]

IRL flashbang

[solar obsidian]

dark mode though

[dense hedge]

still bad

like why do you want to open up your computer as the first thing in the morning

[solar obsidian]

first thing i do every morning is turn on the pc before everything else

[hollow fossil]

you don't brush your teeth or anything?

[crude juniper]

why would you need to brush your teeth before turning on your pc?

[dense hedge]

first thing i do in the morning is complain on reddit about the game