battlefield-2042

[keen loom]

Skill issue

[ashen robin]

I mean who would copy another game when they already had a great franchise

[mossy badge]

dude you can call this game trash but you need to be constructive

[arctic grove]

I mean I see what you mean comparing to cod, but cod was never this bad plus its meant to be battlefield but it removed a lot of its own elements

[ashen robin]

no one would quit from a leading game design company (DICE) because of corporate greed

[violet meteor]

You don't actually

[arctic grove]

That time i was just explaining my point

[iron thistle]

New portal maps wen

[ashen robin]

best game ever!

[violet meteor]

See watch this

This game isn't that great

[rotund vortex]

cod has always been bad imo, just copy paste mass appeal shooters

[violet meteor]

Bad in more ways than one to other battlefields

[drowsy shuttle]

i was about to jump into bf to do the weekly missions... but i admit, this fight over bf vs cod is quite amusing and entertaining

[mossy badge]

Yeah go on feel free to give your constructive feedback just be nice to each other no insults 🙌

[violet meteor]

See? Then I don't have to say anything else or explain myself

[arctic grove]

Sad but true and that's why arguably gamers are idiots, we are our own worse enemies

[ashen robin]

no one is insulting or magnanimous in this chat at all too.. so darn friendly

[arctic grove]

Strange right

[violet meteor]

Shut up dudu

[arctic grove]

There we go

[drowsy shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/colbert-popcorn-popcorn-stephen-colbert-eat-popcorn-popcorn2020-gif-16075618

[mossy badge]

[ashen robin]

see.. one has insulting or rude attitudes..

makes me so darn happy

🙂

[keen loom]

Angry today aren’t we chat

[violet meteor]

Yeah they are

[violet meteor]

Almost like they don't have to participate in it

[ashen robin]

you all show so much solidarity and kindness in this community chat

it is inspiring

[mossy badge]

you mean Badc Ompany 2 ?

[silk surge]

I wish this was Sundance's default skin

[rotund vortex]

me when im so bored that I join a discord for a game that i hate and shit on it when I could literally do something not cringe

[violet meteor]

Self proclaimed bf veterans are the worst part of the community

[arctic grove]

Having fun, where is the report for spam button?

[keen loom]

Still talking to me aren’t we?

[drowsy shuttle]

i think it is... its the factory skin ... minus the helmet

[arctic grove]

Of course, why not? Dont hate you, you actually make me laugh lol

[silk surge]

"I've been a hardcore Battlefield gamer since 1942 and I hate 2042 bc the maps are too open"

[keen loom]

Nah I’m good go away

[silk surge]

I know. That helmet looks cool af though

[abstract crow]

If the pronoun had a helmet, how would we see the badass gurl underneath

[ashen robin]

I think BF2042 is better than all the other in the fanchise

[drowsy shuttle]

i only played bfv before bf 2042, i guess im semi-veteran

[silk surge]

The pronoun?

[rotund vortex]

skins dont matter for specialists tho, its an FPS

[arctic grove]

Nah dude, you make me laugh, think im going to stick around

[violet meteor]

Feel free to

[arctic grove]

Bf4?

[violet meteor]

Can't get any worse lol

[abstract crow]

Virgin surface level take

[ashen robin]

i think the fact the all the best game designers at DICE quitting was a good thing.. it really made the game better

[keen loom]

Lol

[drowsy shuttle]

this. thats why i only use factory skins... if it was 3rd person then maybe was different

[rotund vortex]

chad not spending money on something only everyone else but you can see

[abstract crow]

Haven’t spent a dime boyo

[violet meteor]

I buy the 5 dollar boin deal every paycheck

[rotund vortex]

ok

[arctic grove]

I know right, heck if they stated, 2042 and even CP would be something worth gaming and bragging about, cant have that in this day and age

[violet meteor]

Boins be poppin yo

[rotund vortex]

still doesnt change the fact that you cant see your own specialist skin

[ashen robin]

I mean who needs "leagcy" inclusion of the old ideas? the fact its more like CoD makes it more accessible to the rest of the FPS gaming community

[iron thistle]

Rather dish out my money for map and weapon dlcs than i would specialist skins $5.00 minimum donation for cosmetics

[violet meteor]

You can when you ride a 4 Wheeler

And doing takedowns

[abstract crow]

Nobody wants to listen to you trying to justify buying that shit premium currency. It’s pathetic

[violet meteor]

Aw

[keen loom]

Go play cod

[violet meteor]

You gonna be ok?

[ashen robin]

we need to buy more boins!

[arctic grove]

Agreed its so much fun

[violet meteor]

Look how upset Dia got when I mentioned buying things with my money and not theirs

[drowsy shuttle]

yeah, but maps and weapons dont sell... and EA is in the business to make money.

[iron thistle]

Ya maybe if we all collectively fund ea thru boins the next game wont be an absolute tragedy..... lmfao

[abstract crow]

I am, just here for the trash talk

[keen loom]

Again I wasn’t talking to you

[keen loom]

Then leave the server?

[violet meteor]

Boins are the key to survival

[abstract crow]

I don’t think I will

[drowsy shuttle]

thats a bit sad...

[violet meteor]

Yeah but it's their life

[iron thistle]

Not that the numbers are public but id be willing to bet bf4 made more $ off dlcs than 2042 or bf5 did from cosmetics

[violet meteor]

🤷‍♂️

[rotund vortex]

"my life is so interesting I join game servers just to trash talk internet people about a game I dont play🤓 "

[arctic grove]

Didnt have too, I was just agreeing with you, dont be so salty, take the chill pill

[violet meteor]

Don't have to be upset about it lol

[keen loom]

Nah stop replying to me

[violet meteor]

People can come here and hate 2042 is they want

[arctic grove]

Its a function in discord lol

[rotund vortex]

what an interesting thing to do with their time

[keen loom]

Fr

[violet meteor]

Yeah but it's their time

So cope

[keen loom]

Lmao what

[drowsy shuttle]

i dunno man, bundles is like 20 bucks or something... not to mention people that pay for BP tiers....

[rotund vortex]

coping and seething rn

[violet meteor]

Why expend the energy lol let them hate

[arctic grove]

Everyone has their own thing to do, heck I'm here commenting and replying to mr bacon while playing destiny lol

[violet meteor]

They aren't like actively trying to get you to not play the game

[keen loom]

Man’s still sucking my name off

[iron thistle]

Premium was $60.00 and (speaking from personal experience) almost all of my friends bought it at the time if not indvidual map packs. Aside from people trolling this discord i dont know a single person who was willing to give 2042 more money after launch

[arctic grove]

Better?

[keen loom]

Cope more

[arctic grove]

Awww dont be that way

[keen loom]

Seethe

[violet meteor]

When's the wedding

[arctic grove]

God knows

[violet meteor]

Boins fill the cracks of the heart

Get yourself some

[abstract crow]

MW II will bring a great reckoning upon this franchise of chuds. Heed me, lest it be too late to come into the light.

[keen loom]

Who cares

[abstract crow]

You should

[keen loom]

I don’t

[iron thistle]

Ya and its dropping in the middle of a content draught the player numbers are going to dwindle even further when mw2 drops

[rotund vortex]

they cant even come up with an original title

[abstract crow]

Thats on you then

[arctic grove]

He's juat sharing what he thinks is correct and i happen to agree dont be a grump lol

[abstract crow]

A title does not a game make, son

[violet meteor]

Beta has been fun for sure

Tried that 40 player mode today tho

It was...
Interesting

[rotund vortex]

ok but its kinda easy to come up with a new title

[drowsy shuttle]

ground war is in beta this weekend?

[violet meteor]

Ya

[drowsy shuttle]

thats cool

[violet meteor]

It's kind of a clusterfuck

[abstract crow]

Invasion is the labour of gods truest children

[drowsy shuttle]

the thing i liked the most in ground war when they showed in the cod event, was the fact you can walk inside the choppers and peek each sides to shoot... thats pretty cool... would be a nice feature for BF for sure

[abstract crow]

I’ll message them that they should hire you for the next installment. Guaranteed based title

[rotund vortex]

ye its called cod 16

will follow exact same format as fifa games

[abstract crow]

The core demographic of cod cant count that high

[rotund vortex]

cod players can count up to at least 100, ammo capacity of LMG

[open tangle]

Elden Ring

[arctic grove]

And what are we calling this BF? Definitely feels like the 2042th release, not saying cod innocent but neither has a right to judge

[violet meteor]

Sign that 2042 is getting boring

These conversations exist here

[rotund vortex]

this isnt called the same as any other battlefield game

[arctic grove]

Your right they changed ir

[fiery shoal]

one is a yearly release, the other releases every 2-3 years...

[arctic grove]

And its the worst one

[abstract crow]

These holy omens appeared to me a week from me trying that garbo out

[rotund vortex]

i havent played any other battlefields so i cant judge

[drowsy shuttle]

different studios tho... but yeah, cod is the fifa of shooters

[arctic grove]

Honestly never feels that different, 2042 is the most different and its frankly the worst one

[rotund vortex]

actually i downloaded 5 off game pass but hated it after 2 mins because i dont like WW2 shooters

[abstract crow]

Literal virgin

[rotund vortex]

for what part of that

[abstract crow]

All of it

[rotund vortex]

oh im sorry for not playing the most saturated era of shooters

[fiery shoal]

i mean.. cant really make a game different when its an installment of a franchise
id even argue that is 2042 was executed properly people would still be made just because they dont want change

[abstract crow]

You probably read this on twatter and decided to adopt this opinion as your own.

Without even playing WW2 games

[rotund vortex]

sure

i deny the existence of twitter but sure

[keen loom]

Troll

[arctic grove]

Oh without a doubt

[rustic root]

never will

[arctic grove]

You need a new word or is that your word of the day?

[abstract crow]

If bursting into your echochamber to provide the lost with some truth, yes. Call me whatever you like

[keen loom]

Oh I’m sorry you’re still obsessed with me

[arctic grove]

And still going to reply even if its not at me

[keen loom]

Cope about it

[keen loom]

Still replying

[drowsy shuttle]

my favourite part of the gaming community, or in this particular case, the cod community (but happens in bf aswell) is people complaining and shouting when devs change a thing or feature: "stop reinventing the wheel", "if it ain't broken don't fix it" etc.... but then at the same time they are like "this same shit as MW1...", "MW2019 reskin..." lol they don't know what they want.

[rotund vortex]

i want dozer buff

[arctic grove]

Obsessed? No but as soon as i see troll i know its you, besides, no reason why I can't, you comment, I'm going to reply, simple logic

[abstract crow]

You could at least put some effort into it. Nobody thinks your smart or snarky for calling everyone a troll and telling them to cope

[keen loom]

Obsessed

[arctic grove]

Still on discord😱

[keen loom]

Who

[arctic grove]

Whatever you say

[keen loom]

Lol

[arctic grove]

I wonder😱 wouldnt worry though sure it's directed at helicopter

[keen loom]

Who

Who

[arctic grove]

I dub mr bacon as mr salty owl

[abstract crow]

Ok chuds

[keen loom]

Still crying out my name

Enjoy being alone in here

[abstract crow]

See you on the MW II beta

Stay frosty, stay homosexual

[rotund vortex]

no thanks

[fiery shoal]

mods have abandoned this chat

[arctic grove]

Maybe, depends on the servers lol

[upbeat sluice]

Vidya games are srs bzns

[arctic grove]

Does feel that way

[abstract crow]

They’re on the beta

Come join

[upbeat sluice]

Zzzzzzz preorder beta

[abstract crow]

I 360 one of them just now

[arctic grove]

Yeah full open isnt for another 2 days?

[rotund vortex]

hold on let me just play the exact same game that was released in 2019

[upbeat sluice]

Imagine preordering a digital copy lol

[abstract crow]

This one from twitter too?

[rotund vortex]

they may run out of digital stock, you never know with the data shortage

[arctic grove]

Exact? No, similar yes, exact no

[upbeat sluice]

@rotund vortex bandwidth shortage be wild these days

[arctic grove]

But again bf isnt innocent of that either regarldess of the time gaps

[violet meteor]

I pre-ordered for that code and bloop, canceled after haha

[abstract crow]

3rd world problems lol

[arctic grove]

Smart

[upbeat sluice]

Big brain

[violet meteor]

Biggest brain

Boin brain

[arctic grove]

Most wrinkled brain ever

[violet meteor]

Yeah no smooth parts anywhere

[rotund vortex]

maybe i just like games that arent just walk about and shoot which is why i dont like cod

[upbeat sluice]

Don't you have to connect a phone number to battle.net to play the new cod? Fuckkkk that if so

[drowsy shuttle]

i think lot of people did that, but let me ask you something, does the money go back to your bank account or stays in your steam wallet account?

[violet meteor]

I did it on Amazon

[drowsy shuttle]

ah okay okay

[upbeat sluice]

Haha get gaped Jeffy b

[violet meteor]

I'm ps5 but you can request the refund amount go to your store wallet if you want

[remote kiln]

steam refunds automatically go back to your original payment method

[drowsy shuttle]

got it, i never refunded a game so i didn't knew lol

[rotund vortex]

you can choose steam waller iirc

wallet*

but i dont see why anyone ever would

[upbeat sluice]

Mw2 looks the same as mw1. Gun to my head and I couldn't tell the difference

[violet meteor]

It looks mighty purty

Sound design is good too

[drowsy shuttle]

overall yeah a bit... specially the gun play, looks almost the same... but there are some changes.. and gun smith looks interesting

[tame cobalt]

Abkirn

[upbeat sluice]

Killstreaks also look as obnoxious and overbearing as they've ever been

[remote kiln]

[violet meteor]

Yeah some games you'll get nonstop airstrikes and mortars

The whole map is smoked up

[upbeat sluice]

Awful trash

[violet meteor]

I just go in inside lol

[rotund vortex]

nonstop airstrikes and mortars
2042 is non stop heli spam on infantry

[drowsy shuttle]

play BT as attackers, problem solved lol

[violet meteor]

I don't run into heli issues as much as you apparently lol

[upbeat sluice]

@rotund vortex helos are easy to kill with AA and some skill

[violet meteor]

Then again if a bug is annoying me I'll swat it

You should try taking out helicopters 🙂

[rotund vortex]

i dont want to limit my loadout just because heli spam is obnoxious

[upbeat sluice]

Flak and 30mm chew them up

Ez

Literally a skill issue

[violet meteor]

I mean if you'd rather complain than take action then skill issue and cope/seethe

[drowsy shuttle]

if you face a player like dsiciv or whatever his name is, then its not so easy to take it down

[keen loom]

Lol

[rotund vortex]

i will always complain about helis and you cannot stop me

[upbeat sluice]

@drowsy shuttle dusted his stealth helo plenty. Not nearly as good as he thinks he is

[violet meteor]

Who said I was trying to stop you

[upbeat sluice]

He also has a legion of nutriders queuing with him @drowsy shuttle

[drowsy shuttle]

i think he prefers to play as infantry, but still a good pilot... well way better than me lol

[rotund vortex]

playing infantry is just more fun and rewarding than heli

you actually earn your kills instead of point and click

[upbeat sluice]

He complains about AA constantly if you use it against him. Cries and moans even though he has like 30k kills with the stealth helo lol @drowsy shuttle

[violet meteor]

Isn't playing as infantry just point and click too

Cuz you know...that's how you fire your weapon and get kills

🤷‍♂️

[rotund vortex]

no because infantry are a lot more vulnerable than helis

[upbeat sluice]

Uh that's the point

I'll never understand people that complain about vehicle use in battlefield

[rotund vortex]

just saying heli firepower needs to be turned down a bit

[upbeat sluice]

You're playing the wrong game

[lunar finch]

I wish they would just rework hourglass instead of going by map size

[rotund vortex]

because on some objectives like E1 on sand thing are literally only won if you have a vehicle there

[upbeat sluice]

Sounds like you should get a vehicle

Adapt

[keen loom]

You have to buy boins for that

[rotund vortex]

no because i prefer killing opponents with skill rather than being invulnerable

[keen karma]

playing 2042 downgrades

[lunar finch]

Hourglass is why i question my sanity 🙁

[wide shore]

Sameee

[upbeat sluice]

Cope

[keen loom]

[violet meteor]

I think people that don't actively try to take out vehicles or players that are killing them shouldn't complain

[radiant prism]

Ok I’ve decided, jets are underrated

They’re not incredible

But damn they’re fun

[lunar finch]

Based edgerunners pfp

[violet meteor]

If a helicopter is taking me out multiple times and nobody is doing anything, I'm gonna be the one to do it

[wide shore]

I’m always using a rocket launcher. So, helicopters can kiss my arse

[rotund vortex]

i do actively try, i take NTW and shoot a heli 6 times with high power anti material and nothing happens

[upbeat sluice]

Hahaha ntw

[wide shore]

Just finished watching it. Sick af

[violet meteor]

If you know the ntw won't do the trick then you know you're not trying

There are stronger methods

[rotund vortex]

if I take an AA launcher then nothing happens because flares

[upbeat sluice]

AA tank works great

[next onyx]

Wildcat AA is great.

[upbeat sluice]

Basically a helo hard counter

[violet meteor]

Yeah also some people pop flares without you having to fire

[wide shore]

Just use an M5 Recoilless and 1 shot attack helis

[upbeat sluice]

Rao is good as well

[rotund vortex]

im not gonna spend an hour in a menu just to wait to get a vehicle

[violet meteor]

So many counters

[lunar finch]

The fact that everywhere in the show is in the game is 👌 another cd project red W

[next onyx]

Being on the receiving end of wildcats it's good to know they're good.

[violet meteor]

Lol nobody spends an hour waiting for a vehicle

[upbeat sluice]

Excuses are sad

[violet meteor]

Because rounds don't last that long

[rotund vortex]

so are heli players

[wide shore]

Makes me wanna do a 5th playthrough

[next onyx]

Helicopters are fucking annoying i won't lie.

[rotund vortex]

too many minutes waiting for a vehicle

[violet meteor]

I think what it boils down to heli, is that you have a serious case of the skill issue

[upbeat sluice]

Yup

[next onyx]

It's a miracle some survive despite all the hacking and shit.

[upbeat sluice]

Serious skill issue problem

[next onyx]

Helicopters are bullshit.

[rotund vortex]

not a skill issue if i literally cannot damage them unless i tailor my loadout

[next onyx]

I'm saying it here.

[upbeat sluice]

Swatting helos is a joy and easy to do especially if you have teamwork

[wide shore]

Significantly less than they used to be though. Thank gof for the 50mm nerfs.

[next onyx]

As someone who flew the stealth heli it's just too easy.

[rotund vortex]

"teamwork" nobody i know can run the game

[wide shore]

Stealth heli still is BS. Shouldn’t have flares.

[violet meteor]

Then tailor your loadout

That's the point of loadouts

[upbeat sluice]

@rotund vortex your lack of friends is also a you issue

[rotund vortex]

no its my friends who have gaming laptops

[next onyx]

Not everyone has friends to play with all the time.

[upbeat sluice]

True, but maybe there are things like discords where you can find them?

[rotund vortex]

i dont want to have to dedicate part of my loadout just to have fun

[violet meteor]

Make them here 😄

[violet meteor]

You're already doing that tho

[upbeat sluice]

Lol

[violet meteor]

You made a specific loadout to have fun with

[upbeat sluice]

"why doesn't this loadout work in all situations reeeeee"

[rotund vortex]

i did and i dont want to edit it

[violet meteor]

Well then you have to deal with helicopters

🤷‍♂️

[rotund vortex]

not its why do helis choose who wins or loses a game

[violet meteor]

And hope someone else tailors their loadout

[next onyx]

Stingers for the larger part don't do much.

[ashen robin]

my favorite part about BF2042 is that they keep adding new content instead of addressing the bugs

[next onyx]

The only thing that keeps helicopters away is a wildcat AA

[rotund vortex]

helis shouldnt be warned about a rao hack

[next onyx]

They should.

[ashen robin]

i mean why fix bugs when you can constantly change the damage effects and nerf or overpower all the guns?

[upbeat sluice]

"tailor the game to my exact skill level"

[violet meteor]

Hack incoming

[next onyx]

If they aren't warned at all it's bullshit.

Especially due to how debilitating it is.

[rotund vortex]

helis are bullshit anyway

[violet meteor]

Are they?

[rotund vortex]

yes

[next onyx]

They are but they have their place when balanced.

[violet meteor]

Couldn't tell you thought that from your name

[ashen robin]

who needs as many rockets as it take to blow up a tank anyways??

we only need to hurt them so they can turn around and self repair

[rotund vortex]

every game is literally decided by who uses helis better and thats boring

[upbeat sluice]

It's not lol

[violet meteor]

If it's 100% sarcasm every message, is it even sarcasm anymore

[upbeat sluice]

But keep coping

[ashen robin]

I mean why even put vehicles in a battlefield game?

[rotund vortex]

90% of objectives can be won by just having a heli spend 1 minute there blasting the floor

[upbeat sluice]

Yeah we should take helos out and replace them with killstreaks

[violet meteor]

You know sarcasm is very hard to read through text

[ashen robin]

who wants that legacy battlefield stuff anyways!

[rotund vortex]

im fine with tanks and ground vehicles and idc about jets because nobody uses them

[violet meteor]

You're going over a lot of heads

[ashen robin]

this is the best Battlefield game ever

[upbeat sluice]

Lol if jets were decent you'd be whining about that

[ashen robin]

it should be free like apex and have buy only guns and vehicles

[rotund vortex]

i know nothing about jet mechanics because i never played them

[violet meteor]

The fact that you said you were fine with tanks 🤦‍♂️

[ashen robin]

taht way if you cant afford the boins you only get to do infantry

[lunar finch]

Im on my 2nd and i love it. Feels more like my first though because ive never played a rpg game before so i didnt understand u were supposed to do side quests and just did all the main missions 😭

[rotund vortex]

tanks are fine because they cant get from one side of the map to the other in 10 seconds

[upbeat sluice]

Latvs are my favorite vehicle actually

Super fun

Warthog runs

Dodging lis missiles

[wide shore]

Awesome though. It’s truly a great game that was overshadowed heavily by its disastrous launch.

[violet meteor]

Tanks are far from fine

[ashen robin]

lol the launch was awesome

[violet meteor]

But ok live in your dream

[upbeat sluice]

Cyberpunk is okay. It's not a great rpg and it's not a great fps

It's okay

[rotund vortex]

i think tanks are fine

you can walk up to them and C5 them

[upbeat sluice]

Tanks need a buff probably

Aps or something

[abstract crow]

Update on the MW II sich.

[wide shore]

It’s a good rpg with a really good story and a unique and interesting world. IMO

[abstract crow]

I just got killed by Lana Rhoades

[next onyx]

Faster turret traversal and acceleration for tanks will go a long way.

[lunar finch]

Yep, the game is so pretty and i love the world

[violet meteor]

At least

[wide shore]

And an APS

[next onyx]

With adjustments to MPAT and HEAT.

[rotund vortex]

make tanks hulldown gods

[violet meteor]

Reactive armor would be cool

[next onyx]

That too. Though APS feels like cheating.

I'm serious it really does feel like I'm cheating.

[upbeat sluice]

It's an okay rpg. The elements aren't there and your choices and builds don't really matter at a certain point

[next onyx]

I'm just clapping heads with the revolver that's all I ask.

[wide shore]

I don’t suggest it should be enabled at all times. Just a timed one like in BF4. And it shouldn’t stop C5

[ashen robin]

i mean we cant be mad at the lack of thermal and such.. who needs to have a realistic battlefield game.. the old ones were so boring because they were too realistic

we need some more awesome skins and takedowns

[next onyx]

Oh I know but it still feels like bullshit to use.

It just feels like a thing I shouldn't be doing.

[violet meteor]

It feels wrong but right?

[wide shore]

I just feel like without one the tanks will never really fit into the meta. Unless they got a significant health upgrade

[ashen robin]

they need to just make a BF single player RPG instead of wasting their time on MP

[keen loom]

Update no

[rotund vortex]

yay buffing vehicles? amazing idea

[violet meteor]

Definitely

[upbeat sluice]

You sound like you just need to go play cod

[violet meteor]

Are you sure? You'd have to tailor your loadout

[wide shore]

Calm down dude. It’s not like tanks even last long enough to see in this game.

[ashen robin]

i mean who cares if in reality a 57mm cannon does 10X the amount of damage than a 40mm grenade launcher.. its waay more fun being weaker

[rotund vortex]

I need to play BF2042 with the ability to threaten vehicles somewhat without dedicating a loadout to it

[violet meteor]

Give tuk tuk's reactive armor

[rotund vortex]

i can unload 2 clips of NTW high power AM into a tank and it doesnt care

[upbeat sluice]

"I wanna sit in the back and snipe and be able to shoot down helos with my rifle"

[wide shore]

Use a rocket launcher then. Tf

[next onyx]

Because you're shooting it with a bullet not a rocket.

[upbeat sluice]

Lol this guy has to be trolling

[rotund vortex]

NTW high power AM has awful bullet velocity so no u cant sit at the back

[ashen robin]

snipers who dont play the objective are the best players in BF

[violet meteor]

Ntw isn't supposed to be a vehicle killer you know

Treat it like ap ammo

[next onyx]

AMR's were useless back as far as 1941?

[lunar finch]

I need to start backing out of hourglass games, this map isnt good for my mental health

[violet meteor]

When a vehicle is on its last legs

[rotund vortex]

unless you can see the future you have to be very close

[violet meteor]

At any rate how the hell haven't you figured that out by now?

[cosmic sequoia]

literally this

[ashen robin]

I love it when my team just hides and snipes instead of taking objectives

[wide shore]

Just stay around A you’ll be good

[violet meteor]

For as much as you talk about that weapon you'd think you would have figured out how much damage it does by now

[next onyx]

Tanks armour progressed way too quickly for AT rifles to have any discernible result

[lunar finch]

Its breakthrough

[next onyx]

I've crashed a few times because of an NTW50. That was cool.

[cosmic sequoia]

"It's not like I can call in load out drops as angel and get unlimited ammo and use AA with any class"

literally infantry blueberries will cry so much when the slightest bit of gameplay inconveniences them

[ashen robin]

realistic damage is soooo oldschool legacy.. Im glad they did away with that

[rotund vortex]

no becuase i dont look at stats i just assume using the highest calibre infantry weapon would actually matter against vehicles

[violet meteor]

You should start looking

👌

[upbeat sluice]

Lol you should start using your eyes

[cosmic sequoia]

lmao

[rotund vortex]

using my eyes all i get told is "part damaged" +5 xp and "vehicle damage" +5 xp

what part did i damage

[cosmic sequoia]

cant make this up people

[ashen robin]

im super glad they dont balance anything too like number of AA or rockets VS tank armor.. that would suck if you could just kill a tank yourself

[upbeat sluice]

Your brain is the damaged part @rotund vortex

[cosmic sequoia]

seriously

[violet meteor]

Don't entertain the old man

It's just nonstop sarcastic remarks today

[upbeat sluice]

Lmao

[cosmic sequoia]

I mean I agree

[rotund vortex]

NTW takes like 45 secs to unload enough to kill a tank, 3 times as long as an RPG

[violet meteor]

His kids probably aren't talking to him

[cosmic sequoia]

it's ridiculous that any class can use any gun with any equipment

[upbeat sluice]

That I agree with

[cosmic sequoia]

not even including the stupid class abilities or whatever

[ashen robin]

i mean if every bomb I drop from a stealth helicopter hits the target and I only get 20points of damage.. that seems super balanced

[upbeat sluice]

Yup

Stealth Helis are in a good place right now balance wise. People just need to get good

[cosmic sequoia]

the balancing team is just garbage

i dont think so

[violet meteor]

Nah the weapon freedom is pretty nice

[ashen robin]

well the rockets are super OP anyways.. they should just take them out of the game

[violet meteor]

Opens up more loadout options

[fiery shoal]

what do you think of the changes?

do you like locked gadgets?

[violet meteor]

I'm fine with the current system

[cosmic sequoia]

its horrible

[violet meteor]

And fine with the change

[rotund vortex]

helis just need to be less OP in terms of firepower so you dont need to always deal with them or you lose

[lost light]

YO WHO IS DOWN TO PLAY WITH ME

[cosmic sequoia]

people that revive should be support class - should have ammo and health kits, not fucking AA rockets

[fiery shoal]

same, i think i would prefer completely locked loadouts but either way is fine with me

[fiery shoal]

!!lfg

[tender pendant]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[ashen robin]

they should add democratic map selection votes and pronouns to every name.. to be more fair and inclusive

[upbeat sluice]

"I want to be able to ignore vehicles and keep being a bot rather than adapt"

[cosmic sequoia]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[violet meteor]

See heli? You can use lfg and make friends who can shoot down helicopters for you

[arctic grove]

Monke moment

[rotund vortex]

i want helicopters not to be the decider of every encounter

[cosmic sequoia]

they've been nerfed nerfed and nerfed again. then they reduced the amount of vehicles. literally just go play cod

[upbeat sluice]

They aren't so problem solved

[violet meteor]

Or infantry only modes lol

[cosmic sequoia]

he's literally just bad

[violet meteor]

Your complaints and reasoning are piss poor

[cosmic sequoia]

can't hit a recoilless m5 to save his life

[upbeat sluice]

Skill issue INTENSIFIES

[cosmic sequoia]

^^^

seriously

lmao

[rotund vortex]

helis have a place in the game but not this big a place

[ashen robin]

they just need to make the game less about fighting and more about fashion shows for new skins

[arctic grove]

Wait until you get tea bagged by a tea bag charm

[cosmic sequoia]

yeah! reduce the amount of vehicles so that its less than the previous 64 player titles, because im bad!

literally

is what he's saying

[fiery shoal]

not liking vehicles being overpowered isnt the same as just not wanting them in the game

[violet meteor]

I could go for another crawford skin in the store

[rotund vortex]

ok vehicle main

[violet meteor]

Condor one too

[ashen robin]

oh I love the tea bag charm!!! I named mine "Earl Grey"

[rotund vortex]

heli gameplay is the biggest no skill gameplay in this title, requires nothing other than point an click

[violet meteor]

I like the crab ones

I got crabs

[fiery shoal]

eh, helis are a bit weird to get used to at first, just takes a little time and then youre tripling your kdr

[cosmic sequoia]

POV: you've literally never flown a helicopter in yourlife

[violet meteor]

"I got crabs"

-Perrinoid_ circa 2022

[rotund vortex]

because i want challenging gameplay

[upbeat sluice]

Sniping is challenging lol

[cosmic sequoia]

lmaoooo so you have never flown a helicopter

[rotund vortex]

i have been a gunner in a heli and it is so easy

[cosmic sequoia]

so you have no idea what you're talking about

gunning is not flying

lmao

[ashen robin]

we should make the right to play this game all about KDR.. I mean if your bad at the game or a newb just play co-op

[fiery shoal]

any time i try to be a gunner i get a stupid flyer

[rotund vortex]

because i dont want to stop some no life player from sitting in a heli for 20 minutes

[violet meteor]

The person complaining about helicopters never flew one

[upbeat sluice]

Lol

[violet meteor]

If you can't beat them, don't join them. Just complain instead

[cosmic sequoia]

ironic

[violet meteor]

That's your midnset

[ashen robin]

My KDR is everything to me.. totally post it on my IG and TWeet it everyday

[upbeat sluice]

Skill issues are truly debilitating for some

Sad!

[cosmic sequoia]

"why would I get a different perspective?!!? I'm just that good!"

[rotund vortex]

i flew helis occasionally at the start of the game obviously, but i realised it was boring af so i dont do it anymore

[cosmic sequoia]

so you flew them for 1 minute

and then died

nice

[next onyx]

Helis are extremely easy to fly.

[cosmic sequoia]

that's how it typically goes haha

[fiery shoal]

that doesnt really justify tripling your kdr by taking a little bit of time to learn a vehicle

[cosmic sequoia]

yes they're a lot easier to fly than bf4

[rotund vortex]

about an hour

[cosmic sequoia]

the controls are great

[upbeat sluice]

Let's see those stats my goy @rotund vortex . What's your name?

[rotund vortex]

Bluepolarbear23

xbox series s

[next onyx]

They're generally easy to fly and get a kill streak off. That's how I see helis.

[cosmic sequoia]

flying good in them, super easy. doing well and staying alive for longer than 5 minutes, not as easy.

[low timber]

Way, what vehicles do you have T1 now? Any new ones?

[ashen robin]

I love it when team mates just jump out of the condor and make it crash with a full load of friendlies in it.. that so fun!

[next onyx]

It is easy. Doesn't require much thought.

[cosmic sequoia]

I'll be in 2 choppers the entire game

[violet meteor]

I much prefer being a hind pilot

[next onyx]

Not many new since.

[fiery shoal]

2 kdr with infantry is more impressive than a 6 kdr in a vehicle

[cosmic sequoia]

so you average 50+ kills per run?

[low timber]

Ram?

[violet meteor]

Once you get that cruising speed up in a hind it's just loads of fun

[next onyx]

40 to 60.

[rotund vortex]

me just sit and move about while gunners get copious amounts of kills while taking minimal damage

[next onyx]

Depending on the game.

[ashen robin]

I love that with 2 repair guys the hind is nearly invincible

[cosmic sequoia]

I'm telling you most people can't do that lmao

[upbeat sluice]

1.38 k/d k30 user lol @rotund vortex

[cosmic sequoia]

the amount of DMs I've gotten from people asking me to coach them on how to fly

[rotund vortex]

Dozer works with K30

what can i say

[violet meteor]

Yeah it's pretty dope when you got 2 repair tools and good gunners

Teamwork pays

[next onyx]

Been trying to steadily get it up. But I kinda have little reason now.

[rotund vortex]

im not gonna play a close quarters person and use a long distance gun?

[next onyx]

Think I'm on 1100 for it.

1100 1200.

[low timber]

Well, so far I’ve only used the Ram as my Lis mastery target

[upbeat sluice]

Lol you'll just use what was the easiest most broken weapon in the game pre nerf @rotund vortex

[next onyx]

Wanna know something funny about it marse.

[ashen robin]

riiight? who needs to use the hind as a spawn to actually help the team effort?? im in it for the assists!

[fiery shoal]

sets bait

i also complain about helis and am infantry only

[low timber]

Also gotten few aircrafts with the G-84 in these past two days

[rotund vortex]

PP29 was busted thing ever

[upbeat sluice]

Nah k30 was for meta slaves

[rotund vortex]

also K30 is counterable by every person in the game by just shooting back with any weapon

[next onyx]

It blocks night birds laser guideds but not stealth heli laser guideds.

The APS.

[low timber]

[fiery shoal]

cap, BSV and avancys

[violet meteor]

I mean it's always a spawn point. Can't force people to get out 😛

[abstract crow]

Out of context this sounds both funny and sad

[next onyx]

Lol.

[rotund vortex]

Avancys is new tho

[fiery shoal]

still broken as shit

[rotund vortex]

never played BSV so idk

[next onyx]

Avancys is busted.

[rotund vortex]

i know

[low timber]

The Ram APS also block the G-84, saw first time people using it

[upbeat sluice]

Imagine running the k30 as your main gun pre nerf and then complaining about helos being op lmaooo

[rotund vortex]

im tryna get all attachments on it atm

[rotund vortex]

K30 can be countered more easily

[fiery shoal]

yea k30 and mp9 wreck up close, but plenty other weapons wreck at other ranges too...

[next onyx]

Ye but not sundance anti armour for some reason.

[rotund vortex]

good aim with most shotguns beat K30

[fiery shoal]

AND they are good at close range too

[next onyx]

Nobody knows about the PBX.

[upbeat sluice]

Also, how do you have such a trash k/d with the k30 as your top weapon?

[low timber]

I think its quite ok, but once they fix the headshot multiplier then its gonna be

[next onyx]

The PBX is the best submachine gun right now.

[fiery shoal]

complaining about k30 is pretty low bar imo

[rotund vortex]

because i dont play vehicles 24/7

[fiery shoal]

isnt that an average kdr?

[ashen robin]

I love the fact that people are getting 300+ yard kills with SMG's and that they are probably using cheats that easy anticheat doesn't catch.. its super awesome

[rotund vortex]

and because im not a sweatlord

[violet meteor]

Most shotguns? You mean 1 out of the 2?

[next onyx]

Erm how far is a yard?

[upbeat sluice]

@fiery shoal k30 was definitely busted before the nerf

[rotund vortex]

i can be the best K30 player in the world what do i do when a heli walks up to me

[upbeat sluice]

Helos don't walk

Lol

[ashen robin]

its just under a meter

[next onyx]

K30 killed in sub 200 ms. Now it kills in 250.

[rotund vortex]

i think both can beat K30 at a close enough distance

[next onyx]

Ahhh.

[fiery shoal]

it was good, but not bsv or avancys busted, and its not like no one else used it other than helicopter..

[low timber]

The G-84 does still have some problems, quite often when i hit a vehicle the missile just keeps flying past them and when i miss its a vehicle destroy.

[next onyx]

PBX with close combat, laser and tactical compensator is yummy.

[upbeat sluice]

Before the bsv and avancys the k30 was the best gun in the game

[fiery shoal]

ehhhh

[rotund vortex]

PP29 was the meta gun at launch no denying

[next onyx]

In that logic the scar is also too.

[low timber]

Like once on Kaleidoscope BT I missed the enemy Condor and destroyed it with 4 people inside it.

[upbeat sluice]

Scar is definitely up there now

[ashen robin]

I think EA should let you buy cheats from them with boins... it would be awesome

[next onyx]

The SCAR can compete hard at a range and needs a small adjustment.

[upbeat sluice]

Probably goes avancys, scar, bsv now

[ashen robin]

I mean whho better to write hacks than the actual devs?

[next onyx]

Eh not the best talk dude.

[fiery shoal]

stone delta literally been talking to himself for 2 hours hasnt he?

[violet meteor]

Yup

[ashen robin]

everyone in this chat is so friendly

[violet meteor]

One sarcastic comment after the other

They got scolded a couple days ago and haven't recovered

[next onyx]

Can we not.

[ashen robin]

no one here is magnanimous or condescending at all

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-unga-bunga-loading-uga-gif-23786525

[next onyx]

Oh yeah it's the 23rd.

[ashen robin]

you are all the kindest members of the community

[fiery shoal]

im surprised that pbx is towards the middle of the pack in terms of kpm for you

[low timber]

And update hopefully on the 27th

[next onyx]

Is it a 2 or 1. Something?

[fiery shoal]

2.3

[next onyx]

As long as it's above 2 am fine haha.

But ye.

Surprised it isn't a 2.6.

[ashen robin]

nyphon knows everything about BF you should ask him

[fiery shoal]

you have 16 other primary weapons outperforming it

[ashen robin]

he is soo smart

[fiery shoal]

thank you

i also hack =]

[next onyx]

I know as much as nyphon if that counts.

[ashen robin]

and your such a humble person

[fiery shoal]

that 69 kill game was nice

[low timber]

Way knows more, because of all the NDAs /s

[violet meteor]

You're*

[fiery shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/typol-spelling-police-finger-wag-no-gif-17019417

[stray shuttle]

sigh i see the unlock bug is still here. Have unlocked all ammo for the new LMG, but havent got one of the unlocks...
Are there any way to fix?

[violet meteor]

Gotta keep ya'll in check, with your bad spelling

[next onyx]

Oh yeah nyphon my lcmg kpm is fucked because of that bot mode I used to grind it out.

[fiery shoal]

you frickin monster

[upbeat sluice]

@stray shuttle stop bot farming

[next onyx]

Yeah it's a bug. Just keep playing it until it updates.

[next onyx]

God I wish.

[low timber]

My Dozer has 16 k/d because of it

[violet meteor]

Way also took the moderator masterclass

[ashen robin]

you're welcome.. you never condescend or act magnanimous... you are super humble and don't ever interject into nearly every comment. you must have a great life outside of sitting in this chat all day commenting. I bet your a real nice person IRL.

[upbeat sluice]

Lmaoooo

[fiery shoal]

all true, thanks for notifying the chat about it

[violet meteor]

Nyphon mvp

[next onyx]

My Casper k/d is scuffed because I accidentally picked him when flying a helicopter once.

My Irish has a good kpm though.

[ashen robin]

seriously you must have like a ton of friends IRL. and are super in shape and healthy..

[fiery shoal]

i have like... 6 friends and im fat

[upbeat sluice]

@ashen robin based sarcasm user

[violet meteor]

Called it

Nyphon grows fat with friends

[ashen robin]

don't lie! you are not fat!

[fiery shoal]

*fluffy

[upbeat sluice]

Stone delta is definitely winning this so far

[fiery shoal]

no, i have to win

[ashen robin]

this isn't a competition.. no one here is trying to be the best of anything.. especially Nyphon

[violet meteor]

Uh

Winning what

[fiery shoal]

it is, and im winning of course

[low timber]

Oh yeah, when i tested that server with the 5x global damage, i had a level 62 (not S062) squadmate with a T1 EMP and T2 Concussion

[abstract crow]

Ded gaem

Please continue

[fiery shoal]

game likely has at least 15k players, thats dead

its bad for a major franchise like bf if i had to guess though

i really wish someone would do a retention rate data analysis on videogames split by genre and online vs not

[ashen robin]

oh stop.. you are being too nice to everyone.. you aren't at all acting like a know-it-all..

[rotund vortex]

did you get bored of the COD beta that fast?

[fiery shoal]

im not ACTING like a know it all, i just AM a know it all

[upbeat sluice]

At least you're self aware, which is good I guess

[abstract crow]

Nah, here in between matches

[ashen robin]

no way! you are just to humble and kind for that.. we can all see it here in the chats

[violet meteor]

You'll have to tell these full games I'm having how dead the game is

[rotund vortex]

matchmaking taking a while?

[abstract crow]

Just to see how the petri dish is doing

[abstract crow]

No lol

[rotund vortex]

why you here so long then?

[abstract crow]

Just making quirky loadouts and shit

[violet meteor]

Quirky loadouts

[rotund vortex]

quirky? how can a loadout be quirky

[ashen robin]

I hope we can meet IRL one day nyphon, we can be best friends forever

[fiery shoal]

i doubt that

[upbeat sluice]

Lol imagine preordering a cod game

[fiery shoal]

6 friends is my limit

[upbeat sluice]

Embarrassing

[fiery shoal]

tbf gotta be one of the safest bets in terms of per orders, there really shouldnt be a surprise to anything about it

[abstract crow]

Smg ammo and longest barrel, short barrel 7.62 full auto with 9x scope

That sort of shit

[rotund vortex]

fifa safer

[violet meteor]

Any more than 6 friends and you don't have time for yourself

[ashen robin]

I will even get two necklaces that have a split heart and we can both wear one

[upbeat sluice]

Blog about it

[fiery shoal]

true

[abstract crow]

No, im dropping this knowledge exclusively on this here discord

[rotund vortex]

i wonder if this game will have the exact same content as the last year but OH SHIT THE MENU AND MUSIC CHANGED COMPLETELY NEW GAME

[upbeat sluice]

Zzzzzzzz

[abstract crow]

I believe a thank you is in order

[ashen robin]

I think nyphon should be president of DICE

[keen loom]

Blog it

[upbeat sluice]

^

[abstract crow]

My friend, I urge you to swallow your pride and whatever else is choking your airways right now, and actually try it out

[keen loom]

Blog about it

[violet meteor]

Interesting that a man probably in his 50s is on here behaving this way

[rotund vortex]

try fifa?

[abstract crow]

MW II

[upbeat sluice]

Have you tried blogging about it?

[ashen robin]

honestly I haven't ever see him call in a mod in this chat because he got mad at someone.. he would NEVER do that

[rotund vortex]

i played MW 2019

[abstract crow]

I liked skill issue more

[keen loom]

You should blog about it

[rotund vortex]

i dont need to play the same game

[abstract crow]

Keep seething

[upbeat sluice]

Keep blogging goyim

[ashen robin]

bacon is the nicest guy too.. so informative and kind

[keen loom]

Thank you

[ashen robin]

we all need to read his blog. I bet it is really interesting

[keen loom]

I’ll read it

[violet meteor]

It's not our fault your children don't pick up the phone for you anymore

[upbeat sluice]

He said he'd blog about it

[keen loom]

Wonder how long the page is

[upbeat sluice]

Still waiting for the link

[abstract crow]

I’ll paywall it so you chuds gotta preorder it for the extra paragraph

[keen loom]

Can I unlock it in the battle pass

[fiery shoal]

i hope your proof read your own blog

[ashen robin]

perrinoid is super nice too.. he never says anything mean or insulting.. what a great guy

[abstract crow]

In the MW II

[keen loom]

I’ll have you do it

[violet meteor]

Thanks I'm a pretty dope dude

Some would say I'm a cool dude with a rude tude

[rotund vortex]

i'll read it

[fiery shoal]

ive been meaning to ask, but wtf is a chud?

[abstract crow]

I bet nobody says that

[violet meteor]

I only bet in boins

And you have none

[rotund vortex]

i always wanted to see someone slowly descend into insanity after buying an identical game 5 times

[violet meteor]

Begone peasant

[abstract crow]

Long story, its like a wanna be chad

[ashen robin]

wow who says that? i bet you have a ton of friends IRL

[violet meteor]

Facts

[ashen robin]

WOW he makes skins!

[abstract crow]

I stand corrected

[violet meteor]

It's OK dia

These things happen

[ashen robin]

he should run DICE with nyphon

[open tangle]

Is it just me or the beta looked better on ps5 than series x?

[upbeat sluice]

Chud stands for "cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller"

[abstract crow]

Fuck knows

[ashen robin]

I love that movie

[abstract crow]

Back to the equivalent of crushing mad pussy

[fiery shoal]

this chat has been weird all day...

[upbeat sluice]

@ashen robin do you? Or is this sarcasm

[abstract crow]

I’ll check in with you hydrocephaluses in a while

[keen loom]

[abstract crow]

Toodaloo

[violet meteor]

Someone's gotta break a rule

Then a mod will come and then everyone will talk about 2042 again

[arctic grove]

Jesus fucking christ

Ea loves to suck their own dick don't they

[violet meteor]

That's the current fix

[ashen robin]

totally..

[arctic grove]

First some login error as soon as I buy the game

And download it

Jesus fucking christ what a shithole

[violet meteor]

Skill issue jitt

[arctic grove]

True

[violet meteor]

Get good

[rotund vortex]

just relaunch

[arctic grove]

I'm on ps4

[rotund vortex]

you can relaunch on PS4

[arctic grove]

How

[ashen robin]

I bet perrinoid and nyphon have super hot girlfriends and have sex 5 times a day with them

[arctic grove]

How do I relaunch

Do I just delete and redownload

[rotund vortex]

no

quit the game then open it

[arctic grove]

Bruh

[ashen robin]

there is no way they are single incels

[arctic grove]

Let's see now

[ashen robin]

who troll here just to act superior

[arctic grove]

I tried this once

Did not work but now it should

Since I finally made an EA acc

First ea game

And by the looks of it probably will be the last

[ashen robin]

DM me for a complete how to guide

[violet meteor]

Yeah dm the pervert

Smart move

[arctic grove]

Bruh

Same fucking thing

[ashen robin]

no worries I got you covered

[arctic grove]

Is there anyone I could dm who could help

[ashen robin]

we can go through it live one step at a time

[rotund vortex]

i forgot EA specifically blocked it for your PS4 and yours only

[violet meteor]

Why, you didn't show much interest in the game

[arctic grove]

???

I've been hyped for this thing

Now I know why everyone is shitting on it

[violet meteor]

Neat

Well back to your other games then

[arctic grove]

Bruh thats crazy

[violet meteor]

What's crazy is how good this French pressed coffee is

[ashen robin]

melita is better

[arctic grove]

Spends 26 dollars on a game
instantly met with an error and can't even login
get told to cope

Sigma moment

[ashen robin]

bro chill.. these guys are trolling you.. i can help

[rotund vortex]

just google the issue first

or go to EA tech support if that even exists

[ashen robin]

@arctic grove just go to your DM's here in discord I already sent one

[violet meteor]

Yeah do it jitt

Keeps stone busy for awhile anyway

[upbeat sluice]

@arctic grove have you tried unplugging your playstation?

[arctic grove]

Fuck off, jesus

[upbeat sluice]

So that's a no?

[arctic grove]

Stop trolling ffs

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/comedy-it-crowd-roy-tech-help-off-and-on-gif-3371108

[upbeat sluice]

@arctic grove have you tried crying more?

[arctic grove]

That's crazy

[edgy oriole]

i think he should cry a little more i think itll help

throw a controller maybe?

[upbeat sluice]

Yeah I've heard if you get tears in the disk drive that lubes up the playstation real nice

[arctic grove]

Fr

Ong

[upbeat sluice]

Fr

[violet meteor]

Look around for a controller

[arctic grove]

Straight bussin bussin

[violet meteor]

Can you break it?

[keen loom]

[upbeat sluice]

@arctic grove straight bussin in your father

[arctic grove]

Imagine using a controller or keyboard

[keen loom]

I use the wii

[arctic grove]

How's the transit

[upbeat sluice]

Long bus ride, but he's worth it

[keen loom]

[arctic grove]

Ik my dad's a good driver

[upbeat sluice]

He's a better catcher knawmean?

[arctic grove]

Ik he used to play baseball

[upbeat sluice]

Yeah I round those bases ez

[arctic grove]

Ong he used to do so much shit with chemistry

Measuring those phs of those bases

[violet meteor]

Can he measure the ph of boins

[drowsy shuttle]

is it me or the weekly missions are just a mere formality? i feel like they are easier every week...

[ashen robin]

Wow.. where did nyphon go? he must be having sex with his hot GF

[fiery shoal]

*wife

[ashen robin]

I bet she is super skinny and strong and sexy!

[fiery shoal]

not the first one, shes pregnant

nvm, shes not strong either

[arctic grove]

Cat

Grogg

[keen karma]

hi

[ashen robin]

wow you are gonna have a baby!

[keen karma]

2042 enjoyners

[arctic grove]

Nyphon

[ashen robin]

hi winnie!

[arctic grove]

Eat the baby

[open tangle]

@keen loom

[keen loom]

What

[arctic grove]

Your mum

[keen loom]

Blog about it

[arctic grove]

Gotcha

[ashen robin]

BF2042 is awesome! do you play it too?

[keen loom]

Uwu

[open tangle]

Kirriko

[keen loom]

I like it

[keen karma]

i waste my money so....

battlefield v is plagued by hackers... there is no other option

[open tangle]

There are other games

[ashen robin]

I get it.. I just spent $1k on amazon stuff today.. I feel addicted

[keen karma]

I think it's a good waste

[ashen robin]

yeah EA is almost ready to implement a new anti-cheat so that will be better soon

[ashen robin]

I did score some awesome stuff..

[open tangle]

Bf5 didn’t have crossplay right

[drowsy shuttle]

yeah

[keen karma]

if they released dlc for battlefield 5 i wouldn't complain about life

[open tangle]

Playing it on xbox I haven’t come across any hackers

[ashen robin]

yeah.. it seems like they left BF5 players in the cold since 2042 came out

[open tangle]

Isn’t that always the case with every franchise when a new game releases

[keen karma]

they left bfv to make 2042

[drowsy shuttle]

they stopped supporting BF5 way before BF 2042 came out

[keen karma]

they started making bf2042 in 2020

need for speed development was paused too

[ashen robin]

facts.. seems like EA does that every time with this franchise

[drowsy shuttle]

and yet, BF 2042 launch was a disaster... that speaks volumes

[open tangle]

Also bf2042 had so many issues they have to put all resources towards it

[hearty flame]

Ea wants that cod $$$ but all they have is bf

its why 2042 seemed to be chasing trends

[ashen robin]

well they do have APEX $$$

[keen karma]

literally they put all their studios to make battlefield 2042 and I didn't even reach the level of the old DICE

[drowsy shuttle]

they have their money from sports games

[hearty flame]

you guys say that like its enough for EA

[ashen robin]

facts

[keen karma]

Bf1 was made by DICE

bf2042 like 6 studios

[ashen robin]

ah the good ol days when one powerhouse studio could pull off some rad games

[keen karma]

that so sad

quantity is not quality

[hearty flame]

just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks

[open tangle]

Ea has fifa which kind of makes cod money and apex legends

[drowsy shuttle]

they lost fifa tho

[hearty flame]

but they want a shooter that also makes cod money

[open tangle]

They haven’t

They’re just not paying for the name

[drowsy shuttle]

well they will have to call it other thing... and i dunno if they lost the rights for the teams

[hearty flame]

i imagine people will still buy it. not sure how big the competition is

[drowsy shuttle]

lot of people if don't say fifa they wont buy it.. or they will buy the fifa game that other company will make

[fiery shoal]

per my 3 minutes of googling, cod makes about 3b a year, fifa makes 3.2b

granted that it includes all mtx from its sports games, so likely less but who knows by how much

[hearty flame]

wonder how a new fifa game will go. theyd have to make it from scratch but seeing as sport game fans tend to buy the same game every year, it might do well

[fiery shoal]

literally the ONLY thing they lost was using the FIFA name

[ashen robin]

facts.. I think they lost out on making battlefield the next gen gaming experience they could have

I do so love the addition of the claw hammer to melee though

gives me that Ryan Gosling vibe from "driver"

[errant scarab]

I miss 24/7 breakthrought stranded

[open tangle]

It was fun

Same with exposure breakthrough 24/7

[ashen robin]

same..

[violet meteor]

I have good news

I just lowered my car insurance by 16 dollars

That means 16 dollars for boins

[open tangle]

Praise be

[keen loom]

My friend wants know where you got that art from lol

[violet meteor]

Praise boins

[keen loom]

Boins

[cobalt dove]

Praise be boins

[vestal grove]

Under his eye?

[ashen robin]

on your tesla?

[keen loom]

[violet meteor]

No

I'm a Toyota man

[cobalt dove]

Teslas 🤢

[violet meteor]

That too

I bet if you owned a tesla you wouldn't complain tho

[ashen robin]

My Cybertruck is gonna be here in 5 months

[cobalt dove]

Yeah cause I’d be free

[violet meteor]

I know Jack shit about them but if I was given one that'd be dope

[cobalt dove]

One big problem is that due to how the car is build even a small dent on the bumper is a write off

[violet meteor]

Easy, be a good driver

[cobalt dove]

With enough wires anything is possible

[ashen robin]

you can

the cybertruck only cost me 145k

[cobalt dove]

Haven’t they cancelled the cyber truck by now or something? I swear Tesla builds like 1% of the cars they design

[ashen robin]

nope you just have to wait for them

[keen loom]

[ashen robin]

the texas factory only has one line completed but they will ahv more open soon

[cobalt dove]

Also aren’t the ones just with the big screen super annoying if you want to use AC and stuff?

[cobalt dove]

I get the feeling they were made more to be trendy than to be useful

[ashen robin]

not that i know of

[fiery shoal]

avancys?

[ashen robin]

my buddy in texas already has one

[cobalt dove]

I was told there are no buttons or dials on some modelsso even turning on the AC made you want to rip your hair out

[cobalt dove]

They may have one that isn’t just screen

[ashen robin]

the ui is really cool and cuswtomizable

[cobalt dove]

That doesn’t make it ergonomic

[ashen robin]

well it is easy to make it how you want them its super stupid simple

[cobalt dove]

I believe in the coming years Tesla will be left behind as other companies make better electric cars, cause why buy a tesla when you can get an electric bmw which has a nicer interior and functions just as well, if not better

Tesla isn’t keeping up rn

Even MG has unveiled a great looking new electric car that seems to be pushing boundaries

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997951108016263229/1022659528908619826/35246E51-D089-48EA-97B6-6D806959CD19.jpg

[ashen robin]

well the cybertruck is going to outclass outpower and goes farther tahn my RAM TRX so im stoked to get it

[cobalt dove]

Is it actually a work vehicle or is it a pick-up people buy for style?
Is it the kind of pickup you would get in with very muddy boots?

[eager spire]

apparently Tesla's having to recall a lot of cars because their windows have a tendency to pinch people's fingers when rolling up, due to an issue with their obstruction detection. That violates some policies about power windows.

wouldn't be a tesla if something didn't work for some inexplicable reason.

[eager spire]

I mean, it doesn't have much of a truck bed.

[cobalt dove]

So for California soy boys, cool