battlefield-2042

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/my-wife-meet-my-wife-gif-5416698

[hearty flame]

Im sure EA greatly appreciates your spendings lol

[tacit sphinx]

i do like that mr please take me seriously enders genuinely took the joke about buying boins for weapon balance as a genuine thing

[violet meteor]

It's been over a decade and I still can't unhear it

[tacit sphinx]

but as i was saying, i think shotgun mechanics are actually done interestingly in 2042, there's just something wrong with the MCS either directly or in a way that affects it the most noticeably out of anything, which i imagine is something to do with registering multiple simultaneous pellets hitting

[fiery shoal]

was interesting to see enders take on balance, not many consumers are credible when it comes to balance

always blows my mind when subpar or even average players try to talk balance

[hexed mango]

slugs are alright

[violet meteor]

Yeah someone here said it took them 3 shots point blank to down someone

[atomic lichen]

How many more days till end of season 1?

[hexed mango]

20

[atomic lichen]

thx

[hexed mango]

there's a timer ingame

[tacit sphinx]

in which case it would also affect the 12m but far less noticeably because you tend to be spamming several shots at a time

[atomic lichen]

Ah shit yeah mb

[fiery shoal]

so was the seasons 3 months like expected?

[hexed mango]

we always knew that

12 weeks

[violet meteor]

Let's go renewal reworkkkkk

Woot

[fiery shoal]

by deductive reasoning right? or was it outright said somewhere?

[hexed mango]

they said

12 weeks for each

[fiery shoal]

ah, didnt see that

[violet meteor]

A season is 3 months

[tepid breach]

kaliedoscope update blows

[violet meteor]

Think cod does that too

[dire quest]

Is 12 weeks not 3 months?

[hexed mango]

play bt on kaleido

[violet meteor]

So fun

Especially last defenses

[fiery shoal]

it is? im not questioning that though..

i thought the only indication we had for a length of a season was based on it being a YEAR pass with FOUR seasons which 12 months divided by 4 is 3 months...

[tacit sphinx]

i get like not wanting to listen to "omg i got killed by X therefore it must be OP and not just me dying" but implying that average players can't have an opinion on balance because they're not performing top of the leaderboard every match just comes across as elitist idk

like you don't have to be top 5% to be able to recognise that a gun is performing too well

[fiery shoal]

they can have opinions, doesnt mean their opinion is credible. thats just logical... you wouldnt balance street fighter off someone who is average at the game... they dont know the ins and outs to suggest actual balances

[tepid breach]

the fuck is tat

[dire quest]

Hardcore rush of Ages anyone?

[violet meteor]

Breakthrough

[tepid breach]

the map still blows

[violet meteor]

Oh

Why

[tepid breach]

they changed nothing. its still uninteresting and no cover

[violet meteor]

They changed alot

But ok

[fiery shoal]

im talking about actually giving balance suggestions, like rof nerfs by values or btk drop off suggestions.. not the general "bvs too good, nerf it"... yes of course bvs is too good, definitely nerf it

im talking about the HOW of balance, not general outlier identifications

[tacit sphinx]

if anything it's a more valuable opinion than some uber cracked gamer who can top the leaderboard with anything because they're a representation of the majority of the playerbase and what's going to be reflected in DICE's metrics

[violet meteor]

There's plenty of cover now. The trick is to get behind it for it to be beneficial to you.

[fiery shoal]

valuable in which regards? to ACTUAL balance? no...

[tepid breach]

still blows.

[tacit sphinx]

idk it still comes across as like "you're a medium player why would i listen to what you have to say"

[violet meteor]

Alright

[tepid breach]

map needs to be completely scrapped and re made

[hexed mango]

bruh

there's literally 100000x more cover

[violet meteor]

Don't even attempt lol

[tepid breach]

not my fault the map is uninteresting

should have taken more ques from shanghai

[fiery shoal]

i mean, if you want to boil it down to that way then sure, that is the gist, but not just because youre average, but that being average likely means you dont understand the mechanics in the first place, let alone being able to pull them off, so how do you think thats a good baseline to get feedback from?

[violet meteor]

Can't like em all

Oh well

[fiery shoal]

doctors sure as shit going to practice medicine based on the average persons opinions either

[hexed mango]

skill issue

[tacit sphinx]

enders literally said the same as almost any other reasonable suggestion of "change rate of fire and damage" which is like two of the three stats most balance changes affect but i guess because he has a youtube channel it means more

[hexed mango]

cope + seethe

[tepid breach]

literally has no correlation

[violet meteor]

If you don't use cover, it's a skill issue

[fiery shoal]

i 100% dont give a shit that enders has a youtube channel, i care that hes absolutely cracked at the games and deeply understands the mechanics involved...

[tepid breach]

i literally said map is uninteresting and that is what you replied to

[violet meteor]

Well I asked why

You said no cover

[hexed mango]

best maps:

exposure
kaleido
orbital

[violet meteor]

So, skill issue

[tepid breach]

and that its uninteresting

no collapsing buildings

[tacit sphinx]

apart from anything battlefield isn't a mechanically deep game, especially with regards to "this gun does too much damage at range -> logical thing is to reduce the damage at range"

[hexed mango]

levolutions are overrated messes

i am glad they didnt add them back

[violet meteor]

Did you buy 2042 under the assumption levolution was in it?

[tepid breach]

californian opinion

[violet meteor]

Yikes

[hexed mango]

the small detailed destruction of environment is much better than any of the levolutions in bf4

[tepid breach]

theres nothing detailed about the destruction in 2042 lol

[hexed mango]

tbh the small building destructions in bf4 kinda suck

[violet meteor]

So you want a skyscraper to fall and make a third of the map rubble

Funnnnnn

[hexed mango]

bf3 did it well, and 2042's is better than 4's

[tepid breach]

not what i said

[violet meteor]

Well speak

[upper socket]

Yes

[hexed mango]

nah

[upper socket]

Chaos

[fiery shoal]

outside of pattern based recoil its as mechanically deep as any other fps game, so idk the point of that comment. the problem is that a lot of average players dont even know what HREC or VREC is and which to prioritize, let alone do they know what the fall off dmg is for weapons. id be willing to bet the average player thinks a lot of weapons do base dmg at every distance...

[hexed mango]

boring af, everyone will rush to do it, and then its cool for 2 seconds, and then its boring

[violet meteor]

Sounds lame

[tepid breach]

also map is too clean

[hexed mango]

ok bud

[shut igloo]

anyone know how to fix the mastery being stuck

[tacit sphinx]

but also nothing you've said has really done anything to change the weird "the average player doesn't know whats going on in the game" point, especially when it's not even regarding control or spread mechanics or something that is linked to skill or understanding, it's very obvious when a gun can deal too much damage too quickly

[violet meteor]

Thank you. I was hired on to wipe down the walls between matches

[shut igloo]

m4 stuck at mastery 33 for some reason

[violet meteor]

I get paid in boins

[tepid breach]

if hundreds of thousands of people are evacuating a major city, theres gonna be mess

[hexed mango]

im really doubting you've actually seen the rework now

[tepid breach]

im literally on it

[violet meteor]

Oh, then less looking at discord and more looking for that cover you say isn't there lol

Play the objective!

[fiery shoal]

the average player doesnt know whats going on with the game, thats less of an opinion and likely more of a fact... if you think otherwise then cool? we cant prove either stance anyway

[upper socket]

Yall gotta stop bitching around and just enjoy what you have, if you dont like it play something else, maybye another battfield title, maybye another game all together.

[hexed mango]

"its too clean"

[tacit sphinx]

also who is this "average player" you speak of who has apparently not picked up that guns do less damage at range, a feature of basically any multiplayer fps, and can't form a qualititative conclusion of why a gun is too good

[violet meteor]

Where's the cover

[hexed mango]

idk it must be hiding

[violet meteor]

The cover is using cover?

[violet meteor]

Damn

[tepid breach]

WOW im blown away

pathetic

[violet meteor]

I mean it's a great improvement

[tacit sphinx]

"thats more likely a fact... but we cant prove it so i guess we just have to accept it as one" is basically what youve said lmao

[fiery shoal]

by definition "top 50%" players would be average. you say that like people werent complaining about fg42 dmg at range even though devs said it does bad dmg at range...

[hexed mango]

i think you should go to your local eye doctor ngl

[tepid breach]

a prius is a good improvement over a yugo. but you still have a prius

[violet meteor]

If it's such an eyesore don't play the map anymore idk lol

[upper socket]

Ngl i dint think anyone here needs an eye doctor my eyesight is crap and can still read

[fiery shoal]

if thats your conclusions of that statement then i question your reading comprehension. i literally said we cant prove either stance (aka your or my opinion)....

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-jerry-im-leaving-flounce-ok-then-gif-17149939

[hexed mango]

my prescription is so bad i am almost legally blind

[tacit sphinx]

but youve said that your opinion is more likely a fact

so idk

[upper socket]

Also yall gotta stop bitching over this. Everyone has their own opinions, if you dont like their opinion dont listen to it. Same with the game, if you dont like it play something else like bf1, cod or something else you will have fun with.

[violet meteor]

Well at least the heat is off of me now

[hexed mango]

nvm i am legally blind

[tacit sphinx]

like if youre going to acknowledge that something is opinion then dont in the same sentence try to present it as fact, idk

[hexed mango]

my eyes are worse than 20/400

[fiery shoal]

yes.. i obviously believe what i say is closer to fact than what you are saying, i dont say things to not achieve that goal... but its impossible to prove either way so theres no point in nitpicking that difference... it seems you are out to question me while im just trying to express what i consider is the truth or at least close to it

[upper socket]

Cant read a paper farther than 5 feet away

[violet meteor]

Legally boind you mean

[hexed mango]

B O I N S

[upper socket]

Have to squint if its 3+ feet away

[violet meteor]

BOOOOIIIINNNNSSSSS

[hexed mango]

glasses?

[upper socket]

Soon i will

[hexed mango]

lol

my eyes are so bad that glasses dont work, i need contact lenses

ive been wearing corrective lenses since 2nd grade

[tacit sphinx]

again based on nothing other than "the typical player does not have a basic observed understanding of the video game they are playing"

[upper socket]

[violet meteor]

Ok you two

Move on

[upper socket]

Also yall gotta stop bitching over this. Everyone has their own opinions, if you dont like their opinion dont listen to it. Same with the game, if you dont like it play something else like bf1, cod or something else you will have fun with.

[violet meteor]

Yeesh lol

[hexed mango]

i like how there are like 3 conversations happening at once here

[violet meteor]

2 convos and an argument

[upper socket]

Gotta be shittin me

[violet meteor]

Meanwhile, there's a sweet deal for 36 dollars. 4k boins plus 1k extra

[tacit sphinx]

like what does this mean? when the fg42 took like 13 bullets to kill at 20m? you can understand that it does that and say "hey this doesnt feel particularly great" while being... honestly a pretty shit player

[hexed mango]

what matters is you have fun

[upper socket]

Exactly

[tacit sphinx]

people were complaining because it was fucking awful not because they didn't understand what had happened to it

[upper socket]

[violet meteor]

I was having fun watching that conversation devolve into arguing.

[hexed mango]

average 2042 channel moment

[upper socket]

Ye

[fiery shoal]

thats my belief.. anything you have said opposite of me (seemingly just in spite) is of your belief too... its not like my statement or your is more credible, so why you are trying to break down my side is questionable to say the least

[tacit sphinx]

well. yeah

[violet meteor]

Yeesh shutttt

[upper socket]

[upper socket]

[violet meteor]

Neither of you have near enough boins to keep this up

[hexed mango]

[tacit sphinx]

idk just the assertion that most players dont know anything about the game they're playing didnt sit right with me weirdly, but im done because this is unsurprisingly just going in circles

[hexed mango]

that'll be 1 Boin per message thanks

[tacit sphinx]

[hexed mango]

pay up

[tacit sphinx]

actually i thought i was on 0 but im pretty sure i got 100 today

big boin boolin

[violet meteor]

It was going in circles 10 minutes ago

[fiery shoal]

at this point it seems like you cant handle a simple conversation of different opinions.. why you are choosing to question my every opinion is beyond me

[violet meteor]

You owe me 40 boins, and @hexed mango 40, plus a 5% boin fee for damages

[violet meteor]

Why you continue to be argumentative is beyond all of us

Just relax

[hexed mango]

nope

[violet meteor]

I take PayPal or you may go to my boinlyfans and pay there

[fiery shoal]

ironic youre responding to me with this...

[upper socket]

Rip

[fiery shoal]

on multiple fronts at that

[hexed mango]

can we all agree that 2 + 2 = 5

[violet meteor]

Great uh, you win and get the last word. Cool.

That mean we can move on?

[tacit sphinx]

anyway if you do too well the game just gives someone else your highlights apparently i got most revives and most kills

[upper socket]

[arctic grove]

lmao thats ridiculous

[hexed mango]

were you highlighted on the one before

[fiery shoal]

if you think that is the goal, im concerned for you... well more than i have been before now

[hexed mango]

because if you get a highlight, im pretty sure it picks someone else

[violet meteor]

Thanks dad

[upper socket]

[hexed mango]

but idk

maybe its based on per-team shitz

[fiery shoal]

if your dad talks to you that way it all makes sense

[tacit sphinx]

yeah, i had most revives - ik you can only get one highlight, its just funny when it just goes to the next best player in that category rather than picking a category that doesn't clash

[upper socket]

Milk where?

[hexed mango]

my dad talks to me?

[violet meteor]

No me

[tacit sphinx]

bring back most throwables thrown as an unusual match highlight

rip in peace

[upper socket]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-feel-colossus-gif-9749538

[hexed mango]

nah

most boins bought = best highlight

[violet meteor]

Those damn cigarettes must be pretty far 🥲

[hexed mango]

that milk must be pretty far

[upper socket]

[violet meteor]

I'll never drink milk or smoke cigarettes again

Or smoke milk

[hexed mango]

i drink cigarettes

[violet meteor]

I figured

[tacit sphinx]

no comment on drinking cigarettes?

damn

anyone used the AC42 recently? i picked it up again on a whim and. yeah it still shreds actually

[arctic grove]

Honestly I haven't really bothered with it in a bit

[tacit sphinx]

i have the cool skin for it and ive not really used it this season so i was like "yeah why not" and

[violet meteor]

That angel skin with the face shield is nice

[tacit sphinx]

probably a bit of a wack build tbh but hey it was doing nicely

[violet meteor]

Great choice in weaponry

That thing slays

[green bough]

How do you get that player card background

[tacit sphinx]

i tried to use it with the 3.5x scope because you get the custom model for it but ehh it doesnt really work

or at least i much prefer a holo, the k8 works nicely

[tacit sphinx]

uh. idk? it might have been on prime gaming or something tbh

that or it was just a preseason reward

[green bough]

Oof

[tacit sphinx]

dont remember tbh

[violet meteor]

Burst fire is natural to me, and the recoil on that thing is minimal

[tacit sphinx]

yeah, up to 40m or so you really can just pull the trigger twice and kill them lol

[violet meteor]

Feels good

Just a little blurp blurp and done

[tacit sphinx]

it's definitely more suited for like individual engagements but that said i did get a few multikills with it so maybe im not giving it enough credit lol

[violet meteor]

Thanks for playing, buy boins

Yeah it's great multikill wise if you can catch a group or 2 or 3 together

I'm trying to use it more now that I got a little tired of the bsvm lol

It's great on Exposure

[arctic grove]

I'd honestly probably use it more if I had that sight

[tacit sphinx]

i do think the dm7 is still my current favourite but that's partly just my brain going !! about it for no reason lol it's just a cool gun and i like using it with the target 8t

[tacit sphinx]

the 3.5x? or that specific skin for it

[arctic grove]

It's an aesthetically really nice gun, reminds me of an AR15 almost

[tacit sphinx]

imo 3.5 is way more than you really want it for the burst fire, the shroud on it does look good but ehhh

[arctic grove]

I forgot it's name but it looks like you're using that one canted sight for it, 1x

[violet meteor]

I use the canted sight on the sfar

Works well

[tacit sphinx]

thought you meant the ac42 for a second lmao but yeah it is basically just an ar15 lol

[tacit sphinx]

on the ac42? just running the k8 holo/monocle sight/whatever you want to call it

[arctic grove]

oh dang, inspired by the ddm4 v7? thats super cool

[arctic grove]

ye

[tepid breach]

they took all the shit out from the office buildings too

[violet meteor]

I finally got around to using the crossbow last night

Oooo man, it pissed a lot of people off

More teabags than any other match 😆

[dire quest]

For a rush of Ages/conquest of Ages server, instead of hardcore....how about just faster respawns?

[hexed mango]

yes

[dire quest]

Let me set it up

[violet meteor]

What's this server now

[hexed mango]

if its rush/cq of ages, use just in-world vehicles, no vehicles on deploy

[violet meteor]

Ah

[dire quest]

Vehicles on deploy is better no?

[hexed mango]

no

[dire quest]

Setting it up

[hardy crow]

Ugh, people who stay by the beacon after spawning on it

[hexed mango]

[violet meteor]

People who don't use my condor as a mobile spawn beacon

[arctic grove]

Chat super vibey xoxo

I wish more people knew how to fly a condor

Let’s do a custom map - only helis*

[violet meteor]

Especially attacking on breakthrough. Fly to 600 altitude and have people just spawn in and jump out over the point

Boom

Victory

[dire quest]

Would anyone be interested in a rush of Ages or conquest of Ages server? Only thing changed is faster spawns?

[lone wren]

I can't fly helis but I'm learning how to fly fighters and attack jets

[dire quest]

Ai can do moves in jets impossible to players tho

[snow sandal]

The flights physics are fairly janky in 2042

[lone wren]

But ai mind a bit slow vs rockets

[snow sandal]

Especially helis

[lone wren]

Yeah it is janky

[dire quest]

I've seen an ai helicopter pick up another ai swimming in the ocean on norshal canals

[lone wren]

The ai are strange

[dire quest]

AI pilots are op

Better pilots than most players

Until they fly into a tree

[keen loom]

I am AI

[lone wren]

I still need to get use how heavy the turns are on attack jets

[hardy crow]

AI pilots break the laws of physics

[lone wren]

They sure do

[arctic grove]

Campers

[violet meteor]

You say beacon, I say kill generator

[arctic grove]

They stand too near to the ground, or stay still enough for you to put a rocket

[calm bison]

Listening to Top Gun music while flying the F18 in air superiority is the most American thing ever

Though it handles like shit

Like that can’t just be me

The portal vehicles

Except the A10 and frogfoot

Have shit handling

[arctic grove]

How do I get Jet, someone always spawns too fast with problem PC cos they can click to the Jet faster then Console players, is there a way to know if Jet is free or what

Probably*

[edgy oriole]

just sit wait and spam the jet icon until its available like everyone else does.

[arctic grove]

Ok cool, thanks

[hexed mango]

ur internet back?

[edgy oriole]

no had to switch to mobile hotspot

[hexed mango]

ngl the flanker-e russian jet handles pretty decently. at least better than the SU-57

[edgy oriole]

I saw the bundle and its poo poo. imma keep my boins this week. i was thinking about getting the digital crossbow but i dont use the crossbow.... so pass

[floral aspen]

Y'all, the vehicle health Regen is absolutely stupid. It is completely asinine. They have had a super Hind up all game because it can Regen to full health in 10 seconds!!! What is the deal!?!?

[violet meteor]

Repair tool

[dire quest]

You realize repair tool exists right?

[floral aspen]

Nerf

I hate it

[violet meteor]

Why

[floral aspen]

Jk but kinda

[violet meteor]

Doesn't happen often

But it's teamwork so meh

[dire quest]

2 passengers using repair tool helps alot

[edgy oriole]

one day theyll nerf flares and thatll be the best help.

[solid imp]

Need to flex this, right about now

[violet meteor]

There should be more than one person trying to shoot down a helicopter anyway

[dire quest]

Is that a battle droid?

[violet meteor]

Roger roger

[dire quest]

[edgy oriole]

REUSED ASSETS

If they make another battlefront i promise ill spend more time with it.

[dire quest]

Battlefront 3 128 players

[arctic grove]

Are you feeling well

[edgy oriole]

it would make sense. tbh. more than it would in battlefield.

[dire quest]

64v64 with 8 heroes per team

[arctic grove]

4 can be good

8 feels so many

[edgy oriole]

man i remember playing the old battlefront game on the map spire. i used to fly the transport and drop allies off

i miss childhood

[arctic grove]

Oh me too

[dire quest]

20 droids vs 1 jedi tho? Balance wise the jedi is fucked lol

[arctic grove]

Those days when i went to grandmas shop and played battlefield 1942

God i miss those days

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/you-member-memberberries-south-park-you-remember-remember-that-time-gif-20408216

[regal marsh]

is hardline the worst battlefield than battlefield play4free

[arctic grove]

Is hardline than what

[violet meteor]

Hardline is a fun ride

[edgy oriole]

[violet meteor]

Woop woop that's the sound of the police

Woop woop

[dire quest]

Even going against 1v4 felt impossible on battlefront 2 due to how saber characters were handled

[arctic grove]

I dont think its that bad, feels kinda like bf4 with mods

[dire quest]

Is battlefield play for free the mobile version?

[arctic grove]

No, it was on pc

[dire quest]

Ah

[arctic grove]

With some microtransactions

[dire quest]

Did battlefield mobile ever pop off?

[arctic grove]

Wait, pop off?

[dire quest]

Like get popular

[arctic grove]

I saw just one video about it

So nah

[regal marsh]

bf mobile is flop

trash

[dire quest]

Wonder if it was 32v32

[arctic grove]

Did it ever get released

[regal marsh]

phones cant handle 32v32

[dire quest]

It was in beta last I checked

[violet meteor]

I mean I'll try it

Not out yet tho

Already beat cod mobile so why the hell not

[regal marsh]

cod mobile better than pubg

anf bf mobile

[arctic grove]

I hate both

[violet meteor]

It helps having an iPad to play on lol

[regal marsh]

yeah like iferg

[arctic grove]

Did you guys get steam deck?

[violet meteor]

Nopez

[regal marsh]

nope

[arctic grove]

Me neither

[dire quest]

Can't find bf mobile strangely

[arctic grove]

Maybe its meant for that

[regal marsh]

beta is over

[violet meteor]

Didn't that flop too? Steamdeck?

[regal marsh]

now wait for release

[dire quest]

Last time I saw it in the playstore

[violet meteor]

Yeah I got nothing. Def gonna try it tho

[regal marsh]

beta is over

[dire quest]

Ah

Wonder how the gameplay was

[regal marsh]

go to youtube

[dire quest]

I'm more so concerned if resources went into the battlefield mobile beta instead of 2042

[edgy oriole]

mobile made by different studio

[dire quest]

Ah

[edgy oriole]

just the ol EA milking.

[keen loom]

[hexed mango]

regardless reddit will just say that a mobile game for better than 2042

did better *

[violet meteor]

Anyone use Procreate by chance?

[hexed mango]

what

[edgy oriole]

im not a mobile gamer so ill take their word for it.

[edgy oriole]

art app BOOMER

[hexed mango]

bruh

[hexed mango]

ur literally 2x older than me

[keen loom]

Boomer

[violet meteor]

Lol

[keen loom]

[edgy oriole]

boomer that doesnt know MATH or ART.

[violet meteor]

Arts and farts

Gooey_boinbon

[copper fulcrum]

I've procreated twice.

[violet meteor]

nice

[edgy oriole]

i just want my internet to work. im tryna build a university

[keen loom]

No

[violet meteor]

Harvald Community College of South Africa?

[keen loom]

[edgy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-derek-center-for-ants-gif-13202646

[violet meteor]

That's the spirit

[hexed mango]

whats the formula for the area of a pentagonal dodecahedron?

[edgy oriole]

A cubed time b squared to division of c cubed

[violet meteor]

Thanks google

[hexed mango]

20.645728807a^2

precisely: 3 * sqrt(25+10sqrt(5)) * a^ 2

where a is the length of one side

[violet meteor]

Yet you're still a boin padawan

[edgy oriole]

if i wanted to learn about it i would googled it.

https://tenor.com/view/cejm-cavalcade-rodifa-juhulati-gif-21763328

[hexed mango]

do you even know what a pentagonal dodecahedron is boomer

[edgy oriole]

never heard of it. i dont google random shapes in my free time

[green bough]

What are you even arguing about?

[violet meteor]

I don't think I need to know

Lol

[hexed mango]

not arguing, explaining math

[green bough]

Why?

[violet meteor]

I stopped at algebra

[hexed mango]

its in the name, a pentagonal dodecahedron is a 3d dodecahedron (a shape with 12 sides) where all sides are pentagons

ez

[violet meteor]

Can you keep this in the math channel?

[edgy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/nerds-shouts-yells-gif-7246190

[hexed mango]

so you basically just have to take the area forumla for a pentagon and multiply it by 12

12 * (0.25 * ( sqrt(25 + 10 * sqrt(5)) * a^2 ))

[violet meteor]

Dudes bored

Gotta be

[green bough]

Great job you get a star now stop

[hexed mango]

im always bored

[violet meteor]

You can't t1 math

[edgy oriole]

we can tell you literally googling 85 sided shapes

[hexed mango]

BUT did you know that a pentagonal dodecahedron is the same shape as the DND dice 🤓 note: i have not played DND but 🤓

[peak hazel]

Larry had 10 apples, Ben has 20. Jerry steals 40 apples.
How many pineapples does Tim have

[edgy oriole]

now give me your internet so i can use it

[hexed mango]

800

[green bough]

My life is complete

[hexed mango]

you are most welcome

[peak hazel]

Correct

[violet meteor]

We don't allow common core math here

Read the rules

[hexed mango]

holdup lemme actually pull up some of my math hw from last year

[edgy oriole]

[lone wren]

maths is legal here

[hexed mango]

ok my favorite chapter

matrices

[edgy oriole]

he pulling out 9th grade math

[violet meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/hip-hop-old-school-coolio-gif-3529372

[hexed mango]

bozo im in 12th grade

matrices are actually really ez

[violet meteor]

Morb when he's teaching the kids comp stuff

[hexed mango]

coolio deez nutz

[lone wren]

[hexed mango]

ok im gonna skip matrices, conics

[violet meteor]

He sits in chairs backwards and wears a leather jacket and blue denim jeans to class

[hexed mango]

ok someone tell me what pi/4 is in degrees

[edgy oriole]

joe

[hexed mango]

i agree

next question

someone solve:

cos(theta) = - 1/2

[edgy oriole]

mama

[violet meteor]

The solution is boins

[hexed mango]

wrong

[edgy oriole]

[hexed mango]

the answer is {120,240}

[lone wren]

careful gooey the last joe joke in here got someone in trouble

[edgy oriole]

cos theta deez nuts

[hexed mango]

cause i said

joe

mama

[arctic grove]

So Battlefield 2042!

[edgy oriole]

im 120% fine from being banned from this dc tbh.

[arctic grove]

But this Disc is kinda nice ngl. I mean it has ... @supple brook

[lone wren]

that all good

does anyone use the pbx45

[edgy oriole]

its my fav gun

im craving a T H I C C oatmeal cookie rn

[violet meteor]

1. ac42
2. bsvm
3. LCMG

[edgy oriole]

I was checking the internet post to see if they posted an update and someone in the comments said when starlink drops they are gonna bite the bullet and try that instead.

[hexed mango]

[dapper river]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

[hexed mango]

two words

skill
issue

[edgy oriole]

internet so bad i cant zoom in on the picture what am i missing

[copper fulcrum]

Point and laugh at him either way

[hexed mango]

what should i tell AI to generate

[copper fulcrum]

Your mother

see just what it comes up with

[violet meteor]

Boin boin

[edgy oriole]

2042 being a good game

[violet meteor]

Jeffrey Dahmer eating a hot dog

[violet meteor]

Destroy it

[edgy oriole]

orange = error

[hexed mango]

no, orange = string

[edgy oriole]

string of poo poo

[hexed mango]

this is a generated object, as in this is legit valid code

[hexed mango]

this is too, but itll just output text in the console saying "2042 is a good game"

ok give me more

wait

how old was jeffery dahmer when he died

[edgy oriole]

after 3 hours of downloading at 64 kb my hotspot just now starts downloading at 2.6MB.

[violet meteor]

34

[hexed mango]

damn the code said 32

i thought it was gonna get it correct

[hexed mango]

want me to generate code with this?

[edgy oriole]

shure

[hexed mango]

it commented it out because it was so sad

breh stop commenting out my code

[solar obsidian]

👀

what is all this

[edgy oriole]

cheats

[hexed mango]

give me some text and ill ask AI to generate code from it

[solar obsidian]

i see

[hexed mango]

ez

[solar obsidian]

first match of the day giving double xp is actually pretty shitty

[hexed mango]

want me to generate code with that lol

[solar obsidian]

if you get into the post match victory screen when joining

[hexed mango]

also how is that shitty, double the xp = double flex

[solar obsidian]

path of exile is a overlooked god tier game

that

[violet meteor]

Gross

[hexed mango]

this is the code

[solar obsidian]

because if you are joining a match when it just finishing you missing out on all the xp gained

[hexed mango]

you still get the 20k

aka there's no difference?

[solar obsidian]

okay

[hexed mango]

i mean either way you're still getting the 20k xp

[hexed mango]

wtf i hit generate again lmao

[solar obsidian]

facto

[arctic grove]

Yes it is Valuable

[hexed mango]

lmao what

[violet meteor]

I got one

[solar obsidian]

rtx 4080

[vast cloak]

@solar obsidian PC MASTER RACE DAMNIT

[solar obsidian]

i was sleeping lol

xD

[violet meteor]

Do @violet meteor is the true master of boinage

[arctic grove]

You got a potato pc

[vast cloak]

lol

[violet meteor]

I think it hates boins

https://tenor.com/view/korean-food-korean-bbq-gif-7341949

I should have gone to South Korea after Afghanistan instead of going back to Kansas for 3 years

Damn it all

[solar obsidian]

pc is the best because of the freedom it gives

[hexed mango]

rate afghanistan out of 2

[vast cloak]

XD

so much incognito mode to watch all the youtube you want 🙂

[violet meteor]

3

[hexed mango]

so you would go back

no ptsd?

[violet meteor]

If it was the same people yeah

Or if it's ever at peace

It's pretty over there at times

[hexed mango]

as in the people in your unit or whatever?

[hexed mango]

any particularly notable moments / places

[violet meteor]

Yeah

[solar obsidian]

my pc is personal to me, i dont need those tool

[open tangle]

Boins

[hexed mango]

Boins

[open tangle]

Your pfp would be so much better if it didn’t have a background

Just the B logo

[hexed mango]

maybe

[violet meteor]

Mostly nature, the food

[open tangle]

Should I make it for you

[hexed mango]

sounds interesting

[violet meteor]

Dust storms

[hexed mango]

that'd be epic

[hexed mango]

Hourglass

[worthy inlet]

Wait boins are a real thing?

[hexed mango]

have been

[violet meteor]

Yes

You live under a rock

[worthy inlet]

Dang

[open tangle]

Bit boins

[violet meteor]

Buy boins manic

Buy as many as you possibly can

[hexed mango]

boins

[worthy inlet]

I'd have to play battlefield to buy boins

[violet meteor]

Do it then

[worthy inlet]

So no thx

[frank stratus]

its morbin' time

[hexed mango]

boin time

[worthy inlet]

I'll buy bf1 battlepacks instead

[hexed mango]

no

boins.

[violet meteor]

Morb died from overexposure to boins

[worthy inlet]

Muh surprise mechanics though

[violet meteor]

It transformed him. Consumed him.

[open tangle]

[hexed mango]

boins were no suprise

[worthy inlet]

You merely adopted the boins

[hexed mango]

i was born in the boins

[worthy inlet]

He was born to it, moulded by it

[hexed mango]

i didnt see the non-boins until i was already a man

idk what the opposite of boins is

[violet meteor]

He merely adopted the boin. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see boins until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding

[hexed mango]

precisely.

tbh everyone praises TDK, which is understandable, that movie is 10/10 would boin again, but TDKR is such a fun watch with bane

[open tangle]

Your new cover

[hexed mango]

damn

how'd you do that 👀

[open tangle]

This isn’t my image. Let me turn on my laptop for that background delete

[hexed mango]

ok

🕰️ take your time ⏰

[sharp marten]

BATTLEBIELD BOINS

[hexed mango]

Boins

[sharp marten]

🤝 boins

[keen loom]

Give me boins

[wide shore]

I love boins

[keen loom]

We are boins

[wide shore]

Maybe the boins are all the friends way made along the way

[keen loom]

The boins squad

[violet meteor]

I control the boins

All boins go through me

The boin melange

The boin must flow

[solar obsidian]

imagine if we got boins by playing the game

[open tangle]

Should I dm you

I did the best I could in the shortest amount of time

[hexed mango]

if you wish

[hexed mango]

do you think Moon Knight's cgi is bad

[keen loom]

No

[hexed mango]

good

[vast cloak]

tf is this lmao. total earned doesnt match the first match of the day xp lmao

[hexed mango]

idk why so many people hate it...

[hexed mango]

lmao maybe they didnt fix the daily xp lol

[vast cloak]

nice game lmao

[hexed mango]

there

[open tangle]

Nice

[hexed mango]

thank you

[open tangle]

You’re welcome

[sharp marten]

First national bank of boin?

[open tangle]

La Casa de Boin

[hexed mango]

indeed

Los Boines Unidos

[sharp marten]

I need to make a boinsaction

[wide shore]

[open tangle]

we need to create a crypto called Boin

[hexed mango]

yes

[wide shore]

Prime pump & dump scheme

[solar obsidian]

[violet meteor]

There's a 2 percent boinsaction fee unless you're a boin credit union member

[violet meteor]

Already on it, boincoin

I'd buy now, it won't stay this low for long

[open tangle]

To the moon!!!

[violet meteor]

Indeed

[hexed mango]

joe

[violet meteor]

Millionaire

[arctic grove]

BRO NOT YOU TOO. YOU HAVE GONE TO BOIN SIDE

[hexed mango]

join us

[wide shore]

The boin came to me

[violet meteor]

Become the boin

[hexed mango]

[violet meteor]

Resistance is futile

[arctic grove]

I refuse to be a Boin. Cant abandon daddy boris

[wide shore]

Boinris

[violet meteor]

Boinis

[arctic grove]

If someone photoshops me of a boris Boin ill join

[violet meteor]

Someone get this man a shop of photos

It's boin toime

[solar obsidian]

https://youtu.be/cWChrPIFiME

[sharp marten]

I’m a member don’t worry

[arctic grove]

BRO THIS TORNADO SCREWED US OVER @hexed mango

[hexed mango]

AWWWWW SHIT

[hardy crow]

We need a Sexy Hipster Boris NFT

[arctic grove]

Turn Boris into an NFT monke

[violet meteor]

Throw some boins at it maybe it'll go away

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-dau-charlie-kelly-get-outta-here-get-out-gif-4627748

[hexed mango]

do you ever just be downed next to a medic and the medic doesnt do anything

[violet meteor]

Every time I jump on

Even squad mates

On the other end, nobody let's you revive them

I even ping them

[dapper river]

first time playing battlefield?

Semi-related: When a downed teammate pings a location/enemy, the 3D sound of the "ping" emits from the downed player, rather from where their ping is, leading to auditory confusion. DICE pls fix

[copper fulcrum]

Let's add an undermounted flame thrower first

or a Helicopter with a flamethrower turret

[lone wren]

you really have to be close to the ground for that to work

[hardy crow]

Every game I played tonight

What's worse though is having over 3/4 of your team not playing the objective on almost every Breakthrough match I played tonight

[open tangle]

What’s the objective in breakthrough?

[copper fulcrum]

Lemme play a sad song on the world's smallest violin

[lone wren]

i reckon we need a flamethrower specialist

[open tangle]

Imma beat you to it

[arctic grove]

Ggs Morb

[lone wren]

a lot of boris in this channel

[arctic grove]

Sail

Cute

Maybe during black friday or christmas

[lone wren]

A aussie specialist would be interesting

[arctic grove]

or a german named Hans

[hardy crow]

Literally just a kangaroo

[lone wren]

no

go to the back of the class

[hardy crow]

Actually an emu would be better
They're deadlier

[lone wren]

no

i'm trying to actually make a concept here

[hexed mango]

sold

there's a bloody crocodile in my boot

yes

[open tangle]

Crikey

[hexed mango]

oi mate

buy the game for reputation and flextape

[lone wren]

i am not fond of the stereotypes

[hexed mango]

who

[open tangle]

Your pfp isn’t the original picture

The dogs face has been edited

[hardy crow]

An Aussie/Kiwi specialist would be cool.
I wonder if Australia has survived into 2042

[hexed mango]

get a job

[open tangle]

I’m going to assume he’s a kid

[hardy crow]

Get an after school job

[hollow delta]

i just bought bf 2042 why is there only 2 planes how do i unlock more

[open tangle]

Or you know buy boins and hold onto them. Diamond hands.

[lone wren]

there are only two jets in the AOW

[hollow delta]

whats aow

[hexed mango]

all out warfare

[open tangle]

Area of war

[hexed mango]

https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield2042/comments/we926l/update_12_120_stealth_changes_list/

[hollow delta]

i only see 2 planes in the inventory thing

[dire quest]

Report this dude, discord's TOS states in order to have an account you must be 13+

Can we get a mod in here?

[hexed mango]

COPPA gonna get you

[dire quest]

Dude can literally get the server shut down

[arctic grove]

All Out Boins

[signal fiber]

my game wont launch does anyone know how to fix it?

[hexed mango]

@worthy inlet ...

there may be a violation of discord uh tos uh here uh

[arctic grove]

What part is it stuck on

[signal fiber]

i have this same problem but im on origin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2hKMbTtScQ

[dire quest]

I dm'd modmail

No reply

[hexed mango]

modmail slow af

or mods are slow to respond

[hexed mango]

verify game files? reinstall your game?

or first

delete your Profsave/settings in Documents/Battlefield 2042/settings

[arctic grove]

Likely reinstall of the game itself won’t be necessary but you should consider redownloading a clean version of origin and verifying your game through steam

[hexed mango]

hey guys, just a psa not to fucking listen to idiots online

[violet meteor]

Then we can make our own server. With blackjack...ahh forget the whole thing

[violet meteor]

The real question is if you forgot to leave a like on the video

[dire quest]

Don't forget to comment and subscribe

[violet meteor]

It's all so cringe

[dire quest]

And click that bell for all notifications

Lol

[hexed mango]

hey guys make sure to like and subscribe or else your family will not be fed.

[violet meteor]

Smash the buttons though

[dire quest]

smashes like/dislike repeatedly

[hexed mango]

punches a hole in my monitor

anyways im bored

and yes i am bored

and you are dad

thank you

i wonder if i can run a hex reader to read 2042's hex code while the game is running and not get banned by EAC

like not change anything

but just read data

[dire quest]

Why risk it

[tame cobalt]

[hexed mango]

tru

[tame cobalt]

Read the hex code to cast a hex upon the enemy team

[tame cobalt]

Wat

[hexed mango]

at least its better than halo

[dire quest]

Oof

[violet meteor]

Hazard zone time

[dire quest]

Game is just lacking content

[hexed mango]

and anything

[dire quest]

Tru

[tame cobalt]

Too much

[violet meteor]

Hz on orbital

[arctic grove]

Still no Boris Boins?

[violet meteor]

...rip

[hexed mango]

i cant wait until Bonelab comes out

[tame cobalt]

Boinlab

[hexed mango]

Boin

[tame cobalt]

First month of season 1 was fire

[hexed mango]

literally the only 2 games on my wishlist are the only things keeping me looking forward for the next day

[tame cobalt]

Second month the lack of content started to hit

[hexed mango]

true

[tame cobalt]

Third month is pain

[hexed mango]

plus i finished the bp easily

ez

[violet meteor]

I'm still good

I paced myself

[hexed mango]

i just hope we get more guns in s2... idc too much about # of maps, 1 is fine if its good imo, but we need guns, gadgets, vehicles, etc

[violet meteor]

Yall go in knowing there isn't a lot of content, burn yourselves out and wonder what happened lol

[tame cobalt]

🇱

[hexed mango]

i mean i burn myself out because i dont have other games to play and i actually enjoy this game

[violet meteor]

I just go on to buy boins and buy cosmetics

Don't even touch mp

[hexed mango]

e

z

[arctic grove]

Stonks

[tame cobalt]

Guess I'll just do weeklies and not play more till s2

[violet meteor]

Least we can buy the next BP with boins from the bp

[tame cobalt]

Boins

I already have all bp

[violet meteor]

Ok I got the crossbow and an mp28 for hz

Here we go

[tame cobalt]

Tbh not sure if i care about finishing the bp

the lis skin is not that good

casper pilot skin is decent

[open tangle]

You’re not getting mw2?

[hexed mango]

nah

[open tangle]

I’m surprised there’s still a market for VR games

[hexed mango]

tf you mean

always has been

[bitter skiff]

what up gunners?

[violet meteor]

No one used a mic

2 left after they died

[hexed mango]

there arent a bunch of good vr games yet
notably, HLA and BONEWORKS are the only full fledged vr games with heavy praise, and BONEWORKS is actually just a tech demo, that they turned into a full concept game, and is probably one of the best games ive played

Bonelab is the non-linear sequel to boneworks, which is why im excited for that

Valve notoriously takes forever for a new game, so we wont be seeing them for a while, but I bet it will be worth it.

[violet meteor]

3rd left on respawn

Yay hz

[bitter skiff]

VR is in beta at best....

[hexed mango]

other games like Pavlov exist, which are fun to play, but are kinda just eh, they're good, they work, its just minimal

[bitter skiff]

IMHO

[hexed mango]

yeah its 100% in its early stages

but its picking up speed pretty fast

super hot is a classic vr game, simple yet sweet

[bitter skiff]

I love it, but honestly play 2d WAY MORE

[violet meteor]

Yooooo

They got zero hour breakthrough 24/7 up

[hexed mango]

ive personally never played beat saber, its mid

[hexed mango]

lol you're just figuring this out now

[violet meteor]

Yeah it's 1251 here, I got off work

[bitter skiff]

LOL

[violet meteor]

Not all of us can sit home and game all day

[bitter skiff]

Why?

[violet meteor]

The boin must flow

[bitter skiff]

your priorities are adrift my brother

[violet meteor]

Yeah being an adult blows

[bitter skiff]

I bet!

Im 50

[violet meteor]

Lies

[bitter skiff]

Did you have children?

DO you I mean?

...hopefully

What has distracted you from the golden ring?

Fame, fortune, gold, travel, power, money?

Focus

[violet meteor]

Dudes reciting lyrics

[tame cobalt]

Death of a franchise

[hexed mango]

edit: worldwide [minimal change]

[tame cobalt]

🇫

Now we know why ea doesn't care anymore

[worthy inlet]

[open tangle]

I feel like that’s false. Battlefield 1 was like one of the most anticipated game the year it came out

Has the most views for a video game trailer

[tame cobalt]

not false

[tame cobalt]

Sitting next to each other in 2016

Bf1 the chosen one

[open tangle]

How did interest for bf4 die down? That shit was the best console shooter when it came out for next gen consoles

[pseudo lake]

I never played any other battlefields only cod, 2042 is my first so it’s playable to me and fun. But I also never got to experience the older guys to see the difference

[open tangle]

What about r6 siege? 0 interest and then suddenly boom

[hexed mango]

play BF1

[open tangle]

Bf1 isn’t a game it’s a cinematic experience

[hexed mango]

negligible

[hexed mango]

i think its a solid game.

[open tangle]

Me too

[tame cobalt]

Facts

[open tangle]

It’s so darn beautiful

[hexed mango]

i dont hink the "atmosphere ruined gameplay"

[dire quest]

Play battlefield in order
1, 2, 3, 4, V, 1942, 2042, 2142

[hexed mango]

i think it is all around a great game.

[tame cobalt]

Yes

[hexed mango]

lol

[open tangle]

The older bf games really show their age

[hexed mango]

fr

which is why i dont know how comparing the old ones to the new ones is even reasonable

there are so many changes good or bad between the games

[open tangle]

I can’t go back to play those old ones they’re so outdated

[hexed mango]

fr

[open tangle]

Movement has improved so much

[hexed mango]

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[open tangle]

And gun play

[hexed mango]

🌭

[open tangle]

I’d eat a hot dog right now with a lot of mustard

Omg I’m so hungry

[hexed mango]

i wonder

if you disregard specialists and content and shitty maps, what would 2042 need to improve

like fundamentally

[dire quest]

Isn't that everything?

[violet meteor]

My god

[hexed mango]

so 2042 is a good game if they would of just played it normally

[open tangle]

“If you disregard the whole game”

Loool

[hexed mango]

ik but i mean if you were to place 2042's skeleton onto a different framework

[open tangle]

I always always revive even if I die doing it

I revive in the middle of no man’s land

I get away with it so many times

[worthy inlet]

"welcome to battlefield"

[tame cobalt]

well, when u look at that u see why EA does still care bf may not be as big as it was or near cod, but it's still one of the biggest fps franchises with a fanbase hungry for more games

[open tangle]

My duty is to revive

[upbeat sand]

when you get a extremely good squad everyone just compliments eachother in chat then friend requests

its great

[hexed mango]

idk im just interested to see if the next game they make has the same or improved gameplay, but with better maps, better content, would it be different?

[arctic grove]

Revive me

[hexed mango]

like obviously they're not gonna have specialists, which im fine with, idc

[open tangle]

I hate when that happens cos I likely won’t play with them again cos I don’t like making new friends

[hexed mango]

but like if they remade this game with normal classes, only the good maps, and more content, would it be good?

[open tangle]

I will baby I’m on my way

[tame cobalt]

Do u voice chat

With them

[upbeat sand]

no in the squad chat

[dire quest]

You ever see players with names like, "dntrvivemebruh" or similar?

[tame cobalt]

But the squad doesn't use voice comms?

[open tangle]

Funny names love em

[dire quest]

Do you revive?

[open tangle]

Mine is just “z0r” in game

I’m a pleb

[hexed mango]

tf going on in wyoming

[upbeat sand]

no everyone is just cordinated and has the same plan

[tame cobalt]

I'm never in a good squad cuz me being in the squad makes it impossible for it to be good

[open tangle]

I love random squads

[upbeat sand]

the squad i was in where my squad was assaulting F on exposure with a falk, angel(me) and sundance

then our piak was just at C shotgun spamming bitc

[hexed mango]

you assaulted someone?

ayo

[tame cobalt]

Yes, it's angel

Famous for multiple war crimes, of course he assaulted someone

[upbeat sand]

he assaulted it again

[open tangle]

Angel is just a worse version of Falck. Someone has to say it

[tame cobalt]

"don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes" - angel before killing his victims

[upbeat sand]

dont be sad thats just how assaulting works out sometimes

yaaas angel assaulted it again

[tame cobalt]

he's the only one who can refill his own gadget ammo tho

so that's cool i guess

but it takes too long

imo they should change it so it's an instant deploy crate that you can use to change 1 loadout item and refill ammo

not a bigass crate that you gotta call down and wait for

[open tangle]

What gadget ammo

[upbeat sand]

Angel lets you refill everything to maximum

With his load out crate

[open tangle]

No true

Only ammo

[tame cobalt]

False

[upbeat sand]

LOADOUT

CRATE

[open tangle]

Not even mades

[tame cobalt]

Loadout crate fills everything

[violet meteor]

Yay victory

[hexed mango]

loadout crate resupplies everything

[open tangle]

Oh I never call that down

[hexed mango]

dumbo

[open tangle]

I didn’t know that

[upbeat sand]

Load out crate

Is very

Useful

[open tangle]

I was throwing people little pouches

[upbeat sand]

And good

[tame cobalt]

There's your problem

[hexed mango]

dead
game

[open tangle]

You guys need to understand I’m extremly dumb

[violet meteor]

What mode

[hexed mango]

0 hour

[violet meteor]

Ah

[tame cobalt]

Actually i think angel should be reworked so his ONLY gadget is a small crate he puts down that people can use to refill all ammo and change 1 item in loadout

[violet meteor]

Lol I got in a game right away

[open tangle]

Sometimes I reswpan with Angel and I throw my 3 pouches away immediately for no reason

[hexed mango]

tbh loadouts are weird... i just use 1

i kinda wish angel's crate allowed you to change what was in your loadout

[open tangle]

I kinda wish angels ability was to put down an ammo crate and call it a day

[violet meteor]

Happy birthday trophy

Hm

[strange pine]

i just get into 3 or 4/64 lobbys

my cross play is on too

[open tangle]

When is exodus coming back

My fav game mode

[strange pine]

how can i fix my problem?

[tame cobalt]

An ammo crate that allows you to change ONE item in your current loadout... Would be perfect imo

[open tangle]

You need to change your username from 3ps to 64ps and you’ll only join full lobbies

[open tangle]

No that’s too much. You want a different load out go and die and respawn with a different load out