general

[proven compass]

Got it

[lilac forge]

I hope quests will change, so we dont have to work eat sleep repeat

[proven compass]

Better than being in Fallout

[lilac forge]

I kinda wish it was fallout

[proven compass]

[lilac forge]

It wouldnt be boring

[worn yew]

call angra for a nuke

[proven compass]

I don't want a death claw to eat me as his breakfast

[lilac forge]

Well its up to you to survive

[proven compass]

Yeah but only if you PayPal mods for the DLC

[solemn vapor]

I just want to be a cat so I can just chill all day

[proven compass]

You wouldn't be able to play BF

[solemn vapor]

Wouldn’t matter

[lilac forge]

yeah but imagine if you got bad people having you

[proven compass]

[solemn vapor]

That is the moment you run away and become a stray

[worn yew]

who cares?

being a cat is poggers

just meow everytime

no work, no pressure just meows

[proven compass]

Me

Imagine the next BF is good

You're fucked because you can't play it

[worn yew]

doesnt matter

[proven compass]

[worn yew]

but what if a cat can play BF

[proven compass]

Now we're talking

If I cam play BF as a cat I'm in

[worn yew]

we were already talking...

[proven compass]

[worn yew]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rocky fern]

youre wanting a nylon bag arent you

[jolly folio]

Cat bf

[winged inlet]

WHAT

[rocky copper]

Good afternoon

[proven compass]

BF 1976

[carmine timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/140933721929940992/991746655240065234/image0-4-1-1.gif

[hushed cobalt]

BF cold war

[proven compass]

Rowling car

[hushed cobalt]

You know you want it

[proven compass]

If it has a lot if weapons yeah why not

[carmine timber]

rolling cat

[hushed cobalt]

Well, this aged well.

[rocky copper]

That was clever, I’m proud of you.

[tall rock]

ded chat

[lilac forge]

disfruto

[shrewd furnace]

man this place is quiet

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-donkey-allalone-gif-23326602

[dry vigil]

You could be my cat then

I want a cat

[solemn vapor]

I want a cat as well

Living on my own is lonely

[lilac forge]

I wish I was a dragon so I could be with donkey

[solemn vapor]

[dry vigil]

[solemn vapor]

It only has been a few weeks since I moved out just have to get used to it

[dry vigil]

😦 How is the new apartment

[solemn vapor]

It’s honestly really nice but ye being alone all the time is a bit annoying

[dry vigil]

Feel ya :c But nice to hear that you like it

[carmine timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/140933721929940992/985938540112265248/pop.gif

[delicate lion]

can i have nitro?

[slim fiber]

buy it yourself

[serene quest]

!!rule3

[lilac forge]

nitro is waste of money

[worn yew]

sure

buys nitro

[dry vigil]

but a fun way of wasting money 😄

[slim fiber]

I don't know, these emotes says otherwise

[solemn vapor]

I did cancel my nitro and went back to classic

[lilac wind]

[solemn vapor]

I use discord multiple times a day so I feel like it’s worth it except for the expensive edition

[worn yew]

alr im tired of being a sheikh

[tall rock]

Who are you now?

[worn yew]

a general ordinary discord user

:)

[red crystal]

[remote oxide]

[red crystal]

my fave emote rn

[worn yew]

me playing gta v

[lilac forge]

me playing gta vi in 2038 on ps8

after it being released for third time

[worn yew]

And what bout xbox 2?

[lilac forge]

sony bought rockstar games in 2029

[worn yew]

I'm dissapointed.

I don't want gta 6

I want rdr3

[lilac forge]

that will be realeased in 2041

[worn yew]

[lilac forge]

trust me i jumped in CERN and time traveled

[worn yew]

Will it be prequel or sequal?

[tawny mica]

Anyone know anyone that makes logos and Profile picture art? DM if you do.

[mint copper]

I used to, idk if I still got the hang of it though

[tawny mica]

I'm going to get back to streaming and need to make a couple of things like my clan logo, a profile photo for Twitch, etc.

I wanna do it right this time and set myself up for success.

[mint copper]

Oh yeah i dont think i can do that lol

[tawny mica]

No worries, thanks for letting me know though,

[shrewd furnace]

actually nice music

authentic footage as well

[copper gull]

mfw the cat is the shadowy demonic figure

[lilac forge]

then u fall asleep and wake up at 8

[pseudo spire]

spiritfarer is 8-10 bucks on humble bundle

[wary plinth]

Daily reminder:
Respect peoples feelings, even if it doesnt mean anything to you. It can mean the world to them ❤️

[lapis topaz]

feelings

[young brook]

Hit me in the feels+omega chad+radical bradical

[mint copper]

Battlefield: Ancient
Only bows and melees as main weapons

Given 2042, it would be a step up 😂

[mint copper]

[lapis topaz]

daily reminder when accused of being racist always double down

[mint copper]

[worn yew]

Mw moment

[lilac forge]

For the long neck guy

[pseudo spire]

[rocky copper]

3d printed rpk

[winged inlet]

I spent over a hundred minutes on a single risk of rain 2 run just for a silly achievement

just to fucking die at the final stage

[winged inlet]

what's the 3d printed part in that RPK

[proven compass]

I've rarely seen something that illegal

[lapis topaz]

too bad i saw it before you deleted it

[jolly folio]

Feeling are ment to be destroyed crab lad

[main pelican]

hello

[quaint herald]

Henlo!

[digital schooner]

Receiver and the dust cover

[jolly folio]

Way turned himself into a pokemon nft

[digital schooner]

Prolly some other parts too

[proven compass]

Yes destroying them is their only purpose, why would they be here if not

[digital schooner]

The idea is you use a parts kit then make the rest yourself I believe

[worn yew]

I just realised I've been playing rdr2 for a long time

[lapis topaz]

"stop saying dumbass things you're not even-"
stay back child

[modern mesa]

@quaint herald change ur pfp

[quaint herald]

@modern mesa Why.

[modern mesa]

You know why

[quaint herald]

I Stole bought it.

You can't stop me.

[modern mesa]

Show me proof

Or I will sue you

[quaint herald]

Oh rlly.

How.

[worn yew]

@quaint herald I screenshotted your pfp

[pseudo spire]

time to consult the block chain

[quaint herald]

[proven compass]

He stole it himself

[high wedge]

Put your pfp image on your front door

[worn yew]

And just stole it too

[proven compass]

And I am pretty sure the guy he stole it to, had stole it to another guy before

[quaint herald]

@pseudo spire

[worn yew]

Do not screenshot

[high wedge]

Cursed

[lilac gulch]

I already did

[worn yew]

Already took a screenshot

Lul

[lilac forge]

😂

[prisma lava]

Yo

[quaint herald]

Welcome!

[prisma lava]

Anyone playing BF4?

[quaint herald]

You looking for some people to play with it?

[prisma lava]

More of a question about it

[quaint herald]

Aye. What's up?

[worn yew]

@quaint herald dms

[prisma lava]

Cuz I got it on PS5 with premium, right? Activated first 3 phases of phantom program on battlelog but the assignments don't seem to track

[worn yew]

I have bf4 installed on le xbox one

[quaint herald]

That's weird.

[worn yew]

Yea I can't help, WAY sort him out

[quaint herald]

They should be tracking.

[lapis topaz]

figures the 2042 server is full of bf4 fans

[worn yew]

It's all bf

[quaint herald]

I'm not sure about it sorry.

[lapis topaz]

id play but id have to install im on pc anyways ❤️

[worn yew]

It's all bf server

[quaint herald]

This isn't primarily a 2042 server.

[worn yew]

Exactly

[prisma lava]

BF4 is the shit man

[quaint herald]

Have you checked in with ea help?

[prisma lava]

OG

[lapis topaz]

my fav

[jolly folio]

We even welcome bf1942 players

[high wedge]

EA HELP

[jolly folio]

[worn yew]

Angra lurking

[jolly folio]

and also welcome bf heroes

[prisma lava]

Not yet

[worn yew]

And also bf play4free

[lapis topaz]

hardline is my honest favorite but bf4 and hardline are the best imo

[prisma lava]

Figured I will ask people around first

[lapis topaz]

pls no kick

[worn yew]

Bf mobile > all the other bf

[lapis topaz]

hardline fan got kicked for being a good truth tellin boy

[quaint herald]

Yeah that's fair. Give it a look around.

Hardline was good.

[worn yew]

Hardline was the upgrade to 4

But hollywood

[prisma lava]

Good concept but shitty development

[lapis topaz]

dice la

[high wedge]

You can take the bow from some crate in some map

[jolly folio]

We need hardline ww2

[lapis topaz]

vs dice stockholm

wherever the f that is lol

[worn yew]

Cops and robbers in Normandy 1944

[prisma lava]

I know, operation outbreak, but I'm more in for the dogtags and camos

[worn yew]

We need red daniel in hardline 2

Sorry

Hardline ww2

Either him or Arthur Kingsley

If they add polina in hardline ww2 community gon' go mad

[high wedge]

Hardline doesn’t work for me

[worn yew]

For me it does

[high wedge]

It just stopped working

[winged inlet]

hardline's gunplay is really satisfying

[lapis topaz]

its dead on pc so no kidding

[worn yew]

In pc I get 15 fps which is good

[lapis topaz]

OH

[winged inlet]

what are you guys using lol

[lapis topaz]

punkbuster broke my bf3

[worn yew]

Intel lol

[lapis topaz]

you have to be computer savvy enough to turn punkbuster on and keep it running lol

not happening

[high wedge]

🤔

[worn yew]

Huh?

[rocky copper]

They should make hardline 2 cos I loved that game it was so unique

[lapis topaz]

idk if thats your problem

[high wedge]

🤔

[lapis topaz]

ik it kept closing

[worn yew]

Bc3 is left in the dust

[lapis topaz]

i remember that

what a fleeting dream

[high wedge]

Destroy the server’s curse

[worn yew]

says some random words oh my god WAY IS ANGRA'S DOG IN MY BACKYARD

Done

[onyx copper]

@carmine timber any news on any new games?

[carmine timber]

nope 😔

[onyx copper]

Aight ima ask next week

[verbal jackal]

Looking for players to boost online trophies of battlefield bad company 2

[winged inlet]

just heard someone called the the defibrillator the "defibrillizer"

I mean, that's pretty cool

but you're wrong

[prisma lava]

Problem solved, just had to restart the game

[quaint herald]

That's awesome.

[lapis topaz]

the defibrinator

my favorite gun

[winged inlet]

go take a shower right now, you filthy fuck

[lapis topaz]

ill shower whatever day of the month i want

tyvm

[worn yew]

What is shower?

[digital schooner]

Nay, this is s discord server

[winged inlet]

spoken like a true european

[digital schooner]

Showers are scary

[deft imp]

lol

[winged inlet]

they don't shower

[worn yew]

Define shower

[lapis topaz]

sorry i get enough fluoride water i dont need to breathe it

[worn yew]

Share some to africa

[lapis topaz]

i save on water and toilet paper BIG TIME

[worn yew]

:(

[lapis topaz]

they say if you dont use it you lose it

i say it costs money so

[worn yew]

I guess I'll just lie over here and try to pass the time

I'm gonna time travel

Rn

[lapis topaz]

el psy congroo

[worn yew]

[lapis topaz]

😦

bad anime reference

[rocky copper]

Animal abuse 🥺

Just finished all the weeklies in halo

[lilac forge]

[tropic cobalt]

JWST's first full color image will be revealed in 23 minutes

can't wait

[lilac wind]

[tropic cobalt]

it's one for the textbooks for sure

i hope it's a deep field image

[young brook]

every time i try to play Iwo Jima with like 42 player lobbie it says its not there. any help?

[fluid mist]

🇵 🇪 🇪

[quasi creek]

playing breakthrough join squad 6 need 2

[pseudo spire]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[digital schooner]

My god

[rocky copper]

I heard that Biden is going to reveal it

[digital schooner]

I just did a mini rant about this

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO USE THE LFG CHANNELS!?

[tropic cobalt]

he is

[rocky copper]

Hopefully he won’t fall asleep and mumble for too long

[lapis topaz]

the real biden was replaced lol

the real biden is on a ranch somewhere shagging underage boys

obviously im joking

[tropic cobalt]

i just hope the image impresses people. Though the general public usually hates on scientific images regardless of whether they're pretty or not

[worn yew]

Idk why I laughed at that

[lapis topaz]

the truth is a funny thing

[rocky copper]

What time uk time?

[tropic cobalt]

10

[coral sand]

Now then

[tropic cobalt]

correct

[coral sand]

Wehrei link

[tropic cobalt]

nasa live, you can see it on their website or youtube

though it's also listed for 22:30 so it might be any time from now til then

[rocky copper]

Is this the image Biden revealed?

https://youtu.be/JiJI8leClGc

[shrewd furnace]

if he doesnt read the teleprompter wrong im gonna be disappointed

[tropic cobalt]

discord really working against me today

[rocky copper]

Why

[tropic cobalt]

unintentional message spam

got me auto muted

[rocky copper]

“Unintentional”

[tropic cobalt]

and yeah the reveal was delayed to 22:30

i guess they accounted for this

[shrewd furnace]

its 23:11 atm

[rocky copper]

They have a hard time waking him up

[shrewd furnace]

donkey is disappointed

[tropic cobalt]

uk time

[carmine timber]

china time

[jolly folio]

Lad is rereading the script

[proven compass]

His son probably gave him too much crack for dinner

[rocky copper]

Still nothing boys 😦

[shrewd furnace]

they accidentally deleted the picture

[tropic cobalt]

spacecord is freaking out with this wait

even the scientists 😭

[shrewd furnace]

its in 20 mins now

he has to go potty

[rocky copper]

Some people said they have to edit out what they don’t want us to see 💀

[tropic cobalt]

lmfao

[rocky copper]

They’re editing out the aliens and lizard people

[shrewd furnace]

oh yeahh

they forgot to photoshop it

lol

[rocky copper]

Biden is shapeshifting to human form as we speak

It’s a long process they have to shed their skin like reptiles

[rocky copper]

Americans won’t understand this picture

“One small step for man, one giant step for the IT person at the WH.”

This comment from Reddit xD

[tropic cobalt]

ahah

man i wanna go grab some cake but i'm afraid i'll miss this

[elfin blaze]

please help, my game crash like this 😦 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQR1ymPcD3s

[rocky copper]

I had Hagen dazs today to help cool me down. A cold cake with lots of cream sounds awesome as well

[pseudo spire]

https://www.amazon.com/Cephalofair-Games-Gloomhaven-Strategy-Boxed/dp/B088QSDB7S/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3KD54VIQJU4I2&keywords=gloomhaven&qid=1657576265&s=toys-and-games&sprefix=gloomhav%2Ctoys-and-games%2C172&sr=1-3

a "mini version" of one of the highest rated board games is only 20 bucks

[shrewd furnace]

so its actually live now

[warped jolt]

Then where's my refund

[tropic cobalt]

ignore the nasa stream, it's behind by like 10 seconds

use the white house stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z13QK1shc7A

[rocky copper]

Here’s the first image of the James Webb telescope

[tropic cobalt]

would've posted it but i don't have perms

thanks

it's a deep field image, simply stunning

even gravitational lensing to top it off

[pseudo spire]

looks like a shitty 80's bands album cover

[solemn vapor]

Lol exactly

[pseudo spire]

maybe not a shitty band, but typical?

[rocky copper]

https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/goddard/2022/nasa-s-webb-delivers-deepest-infrared-image-of-universe-yet

[shrewd furnace]

so we got more "spacey-stuff"

[pseudo spire]

apparently that image is smaller than "a grain of sand held at arms length"

[tropic cobalt]

yeah angular diameter is a funky thing

i didn't think hubble's deep field could be topped

but this just did it

phenomenal

[shrewd furnace]

i expected something more, ngl

not sure what i expected, but I feel like i saw space pictures with lots of dots and colors before lol

[rocky copper]

Tomorrow they’ll show all the images

[pseudo spire]

its weird that THATS the point, the deeper you look into space you just see more space

truly infinite

[lilac wind]

Some of those points of light are 13 billion years old, almost as old as the universe itself

[tropic cobalt]

well it's good to manage expectations

i think it's fantastic

but most of the public will indeed just see some dots on black background

[lilac forge]

No one really knows

[shrewd furnace]

I'll enjoy hearing someone discuss this and talk about what it means though.

[pseudo spire]

if aliens came to your house to show you other life forms/planets for a week but you couldnt tell anyone, would you go?

[shrewd furnace]

are you asking for advice?

[copper gull]

Sounds like a "you" problem.

[lilac wind]

The very short version is that these photos will allow us to look at the beginning of our universe. And the JWST is so precise that we can also see which of these planets are habitable from the data we gather from it

[copper gull]

No, because I wanna be rich.

[pseudo spire]

why does that stop you from being rich?

[pseudo spire]

just a question i get interesting answers for

another favorite of mine is "on a scale of 1-10 how would your rate your appearance"

[rocky copper]

-10

[pseudo spire]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-metal-metalocalypse-dethklok-nathan-gif-9219183

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0933D3SN6/ref=twister_B093SHQRCS?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

apple 4k for 120, hell of a deal, its my personal streamer at home

[lilac forge]

[vale mirage]

I hear you have

Games on phone

[tropic cobalt]

https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G7JJADTH90FR98AKKJFKSS0B.png full res image

[vale mirage]

Sus link

[carmine timber]

[rocky copper]

Nice selfie

[rocky copper]

So noisy

[sonic token]

Thanos

[cerulean tundra]

is it me or 2042 is more laggy

[velvet geode]

@sonic token are you BAD BAD BOY in Helsinki?

[sonic token]

[velvet geode]

The peeing statue

[arctic dome]

553

[jolly ferry]

bruh was there another raid

[fast lynx]

im trying to find a Squad for BF4, DM me if you want to join

[low rune]

wuddup losers

[warped jolt]

I'm finna be a you problem lock ya doors

[hushed cobalt]

What did he do to you

[warped jolt]

He's cute

[copper gull]

Because I couldn't write a book or make movies out of it

[copper gull]

...

[hushed cobalt]

If only you had as much sanity as you do rifles

Sad

[rocky copper]

Someone cut my hair please it’s so annoying in this hot weather especially when I put my headset on

[rocky terrace]

😭😭

[nimble hedge]

Apex

The worst game

I played

[hushed cobalt]

no

you're just bad at it

[rocky copper]

My darling sleeping

[hushed cobalt]

awwwwww

She looks kinda like a lynx

[rocky copper]

He

[hushed cobalt]

apologies

[warped jolt]

Understandable have a nice day

[vernal solstice]

I feel like the hacking community is getting worser in BF5

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/deathlok-head-bang-metal-rock-band-gif-4893647

[blissful hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876676785859874898/995893792584507562/fr.mov

[worn yew]

chat dead.

[pseudo spire]

its better this way

[worn yew]

i keep on getting confused between nyphon and nacho

[tropic cypress]

Im gonna need to speak to your manager (fishager)

[tropic cypress]

No

[tropic cypress]

Floppa is that you

[visual heron]

How

[winged inlet]

Hello gamers

[pseudo spire]

yo

[worn yew]

howdy

[dapper birch]

Hey, does anyone else on PC have this issue where the first 30 seconds of a game everyone is invisible and your weapons attachment / loadout screen doesn't show anything?

Im basically just a walking target for 30 seconds until the game fully loads in. Fucking annoying

[winged inlet]

hdd?

[high wedge]

yeah it happens to me too

in bf4

[winged inlet]

if you are using an hdd, switch to ssd. If you are using an ssd, stop filling it to the brim, leave at least 20% free space

[dapper birch]

you think this is my drive and not a game issue?

I have a solid state

idk man, dont have this issue with the other BF games

[winged inlet]

texture not loading is almost always a hardware issue

maybe you don't have enough vram, maybe you don't give the game enough shader space

[dapper birch]

but thats the thing its select texture only

the entire game runs crisp. I have a top of the line CPU GPU, drives etc.

[winged inlet]

check your gpu setting, see if you can bump up the shader cache size

[dapper birch]

its literally only the players, and when I press T to load out my weapon

ok

Ill try that thank you

also, not sure if the devs read this chat, but I really enjoy that new map at the Canadian border. Thats a fun one

[winged inlet]

the game is also very unoptimized and behaves randomly on different systems so who knows lol

[worn yew]

ive had this issue on Xbox BFV

HDD thing goes brrr

[winged inlet]

devs mostly read #battlefield-2042 . In general chat we only have DICE janitors hanging about

[dapper birch]

hmmm ok maybe it really is my settings. Its just very strange that its only those two things. Normally I would blame the VRAM if the entire game suffers similarly

[worn yew]

and it also gives me a glitch where it tells im a trial player but i have the whole game

[dapper birch]

thanks bro

[dapper birch]

thats odd.

[mortal arrow]

i broke my foot by kicking the ground

i am a genius

[winged inlet]

you silly billy

[mortal arrow]

i was trying to kick ball real hard, and yknow how when you put too much power you lose accuracy

[lilac forge]

It will grow back stronger so you can do it again

[mortal arrow]

haha good thing i cant go to a doctor

[high wedge]

🤔

[mortal arrow]

in the process of joining the military and they have it on record that i havent broken anything

so if medical records show that

its gonna be alot of stuff i have to deal with

[unkempt basin]

Not much they do with a foot anyway besides flimsy wrapping and telling you to rest

[sonic plover]

Somebody poisoned the water hole

[winged inlet]

might be a good thing depending on how you join

[mortal arrow]

it was me

[sonic plover]

There's a snake in my boot

[winged inlet]

conscription? yes my foot is broken

[worn yew]

@mortal arrow i still have the tree in my username :)

[mortal arrow]

yes

[fiery marten]

Amongus

[high wedge]

It depends how badly it broken

[sonic plover]

If you were a lesbian, what kind of animal would you be?

[mortal arrow]

human

[sonic plover]

Interesting

[worn yew]

human.

[unkempt basin]

Considering he's here and wasn't immediately sent to the hospital

[unkempt basin]

It'd definitely have to be fucked for anything more

[worn yew]

sheeps.

[sonic plover]

You could have chosen so many things

[winged inlet]

I was almost sent to the army as a conscript. Told the army doctor who was doing the examination I had a tumor in my mouth, she let me go. But only after she had a dude strip me and look at my butt for tattoos(?!)

[worn yew]

tf

[mortal arrow]

probably doesnt help that i walked a mile right after breakin it

[fiery marten]

I feel like from experience every queer persons favorite animal is either a fox, frog, or some niece (idk now to spell it) animal noones heard of
Source: I am a rainbow person

[sonic plover]

What country

[winged inlet]

yeah if you have tattoos you can't join

vietnam

so they strip you naked and look for tats

[sonic plover]

Interesting...in the American military you can have tattoos anywhere but the neck, face and hands

[winged inlet]

having tattoos is considered rebellious, not fit for military

[high wedge]

bs

[winged inlet]

welcome to vietnam

it's still considered a taboo there

[sonic plover]

And if you do you can still join if you get special permission

[winged inlet]

you can't be a government worker if you have tats

can't be a teacher

[sonic plover]

Isn't joining the military rebellious on its own? Lol

[mortal arrow]

im normal and can be trusted with weapons

[winged inlet]

It's supposed to be a "right and privilege and duty" there

[sonic plover]

But when you join the military you sign over your rights lol

[fiery marten]

I should definitely be trusted with all your explosives ;)

[sonic plover]

And get a whole other set of laws

[mortal arrow]

yeah but free college

[sonic plover]

Oh yes

[fiery marten]

True

[sonic plover]

And free ptsd

[winged inlet]

yeah two recruits died last year due to hazing

[mortal arrow]

already got free ptsd

[sonic plover]

Lol

[fiery marten]

Already got that 😈

[sonic plover]

Did they get called fat too much?

[unkempt basin]

Ngl I can't remember any advantages like free college for joining the military in the UK

[worn yew]

uk moment

[sonic plover]

I got free college but wasted it on a graphic design degree

[unkempt basin]

Besides gun go brrr until it jams causs its British

[high wedge]

If you join with ptsd you are dumb

[sonic plover]

I mean...it's a good job but I would have gone for IT looking back

[mortal arrow]

i am very dumb

[winged inlet]

you get a chance to stand outside the palace with a funny hat on and get paid a lot of money for it

[worn yew]

FC2 moment

[mortal arrow]

also me getting in isnt a 100% thing rn

more like 50 50

[unkempt basin]

Oh no that's insane special ops stuff

[mortal arrow]

cause i had bronchitis when i was 12

[unkempt basin]

You basically have to be james bond

[mortal arrow]

which is the dumbest reason ever

[worn yew]

yea kai completely blocked me but i think he knows im here

[mortal arrow]

i hate America

[high wedge]

cringe job

[unkempt basin]

It's a great job

[fiery marten]

I don't think I can even be in the military since I'm trans

[worn yew]

meanwhile me who is installing AC3 to view america

[high wedge]

how

[winged inlet]

it's the safest job you can get in the UK military lol

pays a lot too

[fiery marten]

Kinda based

Ngl

[unkempt basin]

You can literally stomp on anyone getting in the way and/or shout at people for getting too close

You see most people in the UK have a sense of humour so they can't be palace guards

[fiery marten]

I'm pretty sure that's the queens guard

[winged inlet]

yes

[high wedge]

don't do it

[mortal arrow]

try and stop me

[high wedge]

🤔

you are cursed lol

[mortal arrow]

im gonna get that 0 down payment on property if it kills me

[sonic plover]

Just get a trade job

[winged inlet]

I'm supposed to have a handover meeting today but the person handing over her work to me is late

[sonic plover]

Boom

[winged inlet]

MURDER

[sonic plover]

Then you can be useful in a post apocalyptic world

[unkempt basin]

Just make NFTs and sell em to twitter users

[fiery marten]

Just commit tax fraud

[mortal arrow]

never

i will become the ultimate property slum lord

[sonic plover]

Hey electricians make bank

[mortal arrow]

fuck electricity

[sonic plover]

Oh shit you're right

[mortal arrow]

i could make so much from renting property out

[fiery marten]

And they get a free cremation if they're bad at their job

[sonic plover]

Yeah but you kinda need money to get the property first

[mortal arrow]

you fool, thats what the military benefits are for

[sonic plover]

Eventually ima buy a condo and rent it out. Easy passive income

[mortal arrow]

also my family already manages over 50 properties

[fiery marten]

instert usaa theme here

[mortal arrow]

so i kinda know all the tricks

[fiery marten]

Pretty sure usaa is the military insurance

[sonic plover]

Lol but not you

[fiery marten]

I forgot

[high wedge]

Yeah if you live that long and not fucking shoot yourself

[winged inlet]

my colleague just yawned, jaw fully opened, on camera.
Corporate work sure is fun.

[sonic plover]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-teen-hunger-force-frat-aliens-athf-my-dad-owns-a-dealership-dealership-gif-24641931

[mortal arrow]

yes but im literally working on taking over the business right now

[sonic plover]

You still won't be able to get away with murder ash

[mortal arrow]

watch me

[vernal scarab]

I just yawned, jaw fully opened, in a remote meeting and some dude shot me devil eyes

[winged inlet]

[vernal scarab]

Some people are so rude

[sonic plover]

[fiery marten]

Statistically one third of murderers aren't caught

At least in the us

[mortal arrow]

im the one third

[sonic plover]

I'm glad we live in an age where serial killers aren't as prevalent

[mortal arrow]

they are all me

[sonic plover]

But also....it'd be cool

[fiery marten]

So a 33% chance isn't amazing but also isn't bad

[vernal scarab]

The us has 15000 murders a second, it's a little hard to track them all down

[winged inlet]

if you are still sleepy, just turn off the camera

[mortal arrow]

that doesnt sound quite right

[sonic plover]

I'm from Wisconsin so I got Gein and Dahmer

But damn.....need more serial killers

Hurry up people

[unkempt basin]

APB: RELOADED

[sonic plover]

I heard 1 in 7 discord mods are killers

[fiery marten]

10/10 *

[high wedge]

source?

[fiery marten]

At least Way is

[mortal arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wooloo-gif-21059446

[vernal scarab]

And all 7 are me

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-fast-basketball-court-sprint-gif-16667898

[sonic plover]

If you're a murderer and never caught...are you a murderer?

[winged inlet]

yes

[sonic plover]

Mmmm....but no

[fiery marten]

This is discord you think I keep sources on hand smh

[vernal scarab]

If a tree falls in the forest

[mortal arrow]

we scream

[sonic plover]

I mean you're innocent until proven guilty

But if you're never caught

...hm

[winged inlet]

you know you are a murderer

[high wedge]

that's irrelevant

[winged inlet]

it's a fact to you

[fiery marten]

Well yes but actually no

[sonic plover]

I mean it's not murder until you're convicted of murder

Right?

💁‍♂️

[winged inlet]

no it's murder when you murder someone

[mortal arrow]

im a murderer then

[fiery marten]

Big brain right there

[sonic plover]

Shit I'm a murderer too

[winged inlet]

sperms are not someone

[sonic plover]

Anyone else murder lately?

[fiery marten]

What if you kill like an ant?

[fiery marten]

...

[worn yew]

what chat did i walk into?

[fiery marten]

Hell

[worn yew]

interesting.

[vernal scarab]

This isn't hell

[livid trout]

@vernal scarab You are now a Regular user! Visit #802572102485803029 to set your name color.

[sonic plover]

You're not a murderer because you haven't been caught

[worn yew]

looks fun.

[analog sinew]

Brazil

[mortal arrow]

wack

[analog sinew]

Man stfu

[vernal scarab]

Hell yeah party time

[worn yew]

fun.

[pseudo spire]

took long enough

[high wedge]

🥳

[sonic plover]

When the mod...becomes a regular user...

[fiery marten]

Still waiting for mine

[sonic plover]

What the fuck

[analog sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/996300396484108319/4DFF7C71-12E9-449E-9162-08583724BC35.mov

[worn yew]

mine is reset

[fiery marten]

Been almost 2 years

[vernal scarab]

Imagine the mod who never talks getting reg before you

[worn yew]

took me like 4 months to get it

[pseudo spire]

amateur

[unkempt basin]

Mod abuse

[high wedge]

54,815 messages

[sonic plover]

Lol holy shit

[vernal scarab]

And chat in #mod-memes doesn't even count towards the goal

[pseudo spire]

took me like a year to get it, granted i did start 2 riots and was muted several times...

[analog sinew]

Meme channel

[mortal arrow]

wait theres a mod meme channel

[sonic plover]

Now you can brag about it on your tinder profile

[winged inlet]

there's a secret meme channel

[fiery marten]

Mod memes exists 👀👀

[mortal arrow]

you have to show us the mod memes

[worn yew]

fr

[analog sinew]

WE NEED THAT IN PUBLIC

[sonic plover]

They prolly aren't that good

[analog sinew]

RIGHT NOW

[sonic plover]

It's the allure of privacy that makes you interested

[vernal scarab]

I was joking, we don't have a mod memes channel

[mortal arrow]

LIES

[fiery marten]

Remember when all the regs were lobbying for a memes channel

[vernal scarab]

It's a server instead

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-get-mod-mod-discord-discord-mod-discord-rules-gif-24833510

[sonic plover]

Yeah that's a lie

[fiery marten]

That was fun

[sonic plover]

Next you're gonna tell us you haven't murdered anyone

[analog sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[fiery marten]

And also damn I've been in this server way too long

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-obi-wan-light-saber-dumb-gif-15630595

[fiery marten]

This was like right before the 2042 trailer

I think

[analog sinew]

You can dm me if you like

Then i send meme here

[winged inlet]

I don't like dming you

[sonic plover]

Spoiler alert

[sonic plover]

Anakin becomes darth vader

[winged inlet]

oh no

[analog sinew]

Oh boy........

[fiery marten]

Those cheek bones 😭

[unkempt basin]

That doesn't make sense

[high wedge]

chad

[unkempt basin]

Also who is that

[sonic plover]

They should stop making live action versions of perfectly good anime

[high wedge]

a random

[vernal scarab]

Good thing Evangelion isn't good then

[sonic plover]

They should stop remaking movies and giving sequels to 20-30 year old movies

[unkempt basin]

Frfr

[analog sinew]

HERESEY!!!!!!

[sonic plover]

I've never seen it

[sonic plover]

But they've been doing this alot lately

Shit gets canceled after a season

Before the season is done

[vernal scarab]

I LOVE how that anime is 50/50 love hate

[unkempt basin]

Lemme go watch an anime about a winey bitch who gets a chad dad and a cool robot when I can watch gundam instead

[sonic plover]

Next it'll be Brad Pitt in a Trigun movie

[fiery marten]

Me who barely watches anime pretend I know what's being talked about

[sonic plover]

It's easy to do nug

[winged inlet]

i'd rather watch Winston Churchill waddle his fatass around

[high wedge]

I will never understand people that watch cartoons

if you are a kid that's normal

[unkempt basin]

Entertainment

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/winston-churchill-dday-gif-20530335

[sonic plover]

Idk about yall....but I never watched Berserk as a kid lmao

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-berserk-anime-behelit-berserk1997-behelit-scream-gif-24520246

[unkempt basin]

I didn't know berserk existed until recently

[fiery marten]

They make cartoons specifically for adults too

[vernal scarab]

Is Invincible a kids cartoon?

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[mortal arrow]

omg hes just like me

[fiery marten]

And some animus aren't exactly child friendly

[analog sinew]

Am just gonna watch a movie where a fuckin reptile ges turned into monster and is in constant pain and soon goes on an uncontrollable rampage with a pretty damn depressing opera playing in the background or also know as shin godzilla

[sonic plover]

It's almost like cartoons and anime are an art form of its own and like live action movies, can be enjoyed by all ages

[winged inlet]

uH ACTUaLLY iT's AN AnImatED MoVIe

[sonic plover]

Shame berserk never finished

[analog sinew]

Movie is pretty damn sad

[vernal scarab]

Are you thinking of the incredibles

[sonic plover]

Same with trigun

[winged inlet]

no the amazon show

[vernal scarab]

Ye

[fiery marten]

Either way Disney movies are good no matter your age

[winged inlet]

the boys has ended (for now)

I am sad

[vast gust]

Hairy potato

[sonic plover]

Wah the boys

[fiery marten]

I was watching ratatouille during class today lol

[mortal arrow]

wut in tarnation

[analog sinew]

"Looks at cars 2"

[vernal scarab]

I need to finish the latest boys eps

[sonic plover]

This is so absurd I had to save it

[analog sinew]

AYOOOO

[vast gust]

HAIRY POTATO

Potato 🥔

[vernal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-peepee-dragonball-z-lonely-sad-gif-9987312

[analog sinew]

You know what

[fiery marten]

Just because you suggested it I'll watch cars 2 tomorrow

[high wedge]

You know what the average person think about an adult that watches cartoons lol

[fiery marten]

I really don't...

[high wedge]

ok you live under the rock then

[unkempt basin]

Average person doesn't actually care, how shocking

[analog sinew]

Am too scared to post it

[sonic plover]

Oh God I forgot

[worn yew]

i remember having the BF4 version of this

[sonic plover]

Anyone else see the dbz meat canyon episode?

[fiery marten]

I'm literally a high school student that watched ratatouille during my class today smh

[winged inlet]

the what

[analog sinew]

[vernal scarab]

[fiery marten]

Uhhhhh

[vernal scarab]

No bad no animu

[fiery marten]

🏳️‍🌈

[worn yew]

💀

[winged inlet]

are they giving cpr

[worn yew]

are you sure thats not angra and nugget?

[analog sinew]

Yagate kimi ni naru good

[fiery marten]

Me when

When the

[sonic plover]

https://youtu.be/NGvsU27v9n4

[analog sinew]

Theres more

[fiery marten]

Me when someone posts random kissing in #general

[winged inlet]

i might have stomach cancer

it hurts every morning

[analog sinew]

Fuck that fuck that fuck that

[sonic plover]

This is the guy who made the banned bugs bunny cartoon

"Looking like a double wide surprise"

[worn yew]

you might want to check the Dm

[sonic plover]

Worth it, trust

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-legs-gif-10811579

[fiery marten]

I'm disappointed in humanity

[fiery marten]

Sponge thighs😳

[sonic plover]

I just want someone who will make breakfast for me that looks like a Miyazaki breakfast

https://tenor.com/view/howls-moving-castle-calcifer-aesthetic-gif-19401192

[fiery marten]

I'll make you breakfast 😳

[sonic plover]

Yayyy

Poppin bottles

Poppin bottle caps

Keep your dollars

Keep your cents don't want them

[winged inlet]

oh right I forgot to take my pill today

[sonic plover]

We just want caps, to make ass clap

[fiery marten]

You should probably do that

[analog sinew]

📸 📸

[sonic plover]

https://youtu.be/6te-jahIl1o

[worn yew]

clap clap clap clap

[fiery marten]

Gotta save up bottle caps for the apocalypse

Ayo 😐📸

[sonic plover]

I just can't get enough of this song

[unkempt basin]

I think vapes would make better currency atleast here in the UK bottle caps are kinda rare compared to vapes

[sonic plover]

I must sing it once a day

[unkempt basin]

I've seen more dead birds than bottle caps

[sonic plover]

When the butts touch its a literal hand clap noise lmao

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[analog sinew]

Gonna post more

[analog sinew]

[sonic plover]

https://youtu.be/20GkBnhQqY0

[fiery marten]

Y'all making me hungry

[sonic plover]

When in doubt, whip it out

[fiery marten]

I feel like I should be concerned

[winged inlet]

hmm would love some fish right now

[fiery marten]

Fish tacos 😋

I want like 4

[sonic plover]

Mmm fish tacos

[analog sinew]

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-gif-9866684

[sonic plover]

Have any of you been to the Cloud District?

[waxen chasm]

If I'm gonna have tacos, I need dessert

[winged inlet]

i have been to the clout district does that count

[fiery marten]

If it wasn't one in the morning I'd probably be making food

[unborn jackal]

dudeeee

The james webb telescope photo is fking sick!!

[sonic plover]

I got some cherry chocolate chip ice cream

[winged inlet]

ye space is cool

[unborn jackal]

Been fascinated with subject for since i was like 6

[sonic plover]

Also....I made homemade clam chowder today and it was better than any other clam chowder I've had

[fiery marten]

Share

[unborn jackal]

I kept watching videos about exoplanets and galaxies and shit

Its so awesome to see an actual colored photo of the galaxies and stars!

[sonic plover]

That didn't look appetizing

[winged inlet]

this girl keeps yawning so now I'm yawning

it's contagious

[sonic plover]

Where I come from it's illegal for women to yawn

[waxen chasm]

Me want red velvet cake for dessert

[unborn jackal]

I was in an islam school before, and a subject was for all students to learn about the religion

theres literally one page that said yawning is good luck or something

[analog sinew]

I dont like red velvet cake

[unborn jackal]

that if you see someone yawn, you will yawn. and you will gain luck

[sonic plover]

I can't do cake...always ask for pie on my birthday

[unborn jackal]

i was like wtf

[winged inlet]

pog

[vernal scarab]

Yawning when someone else does is bad

[sonic plover]

There's a world record for that

[vernal scarab]

You're letting them control you

[waxen chasm]

That's weird in your culture, women can't yawn because it's illegal? my goodness

[sonic plover]

They lined hundreds of people up or something and did a big yawn chain

[unborn jackal]

I literally have no idea what that meant when i read it

yawning can gain luck? im shocked

[winged inlet]

+1 luck stat per every 100 yawns

let's farm it

[sonic plover]

Yawn farming

[unborn jackal]

Been doing it for over the past 2 years

i only got cut by a seashell

[sonic plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-dreams-good-night-sloth-yawn-sleepy-gif-15429452

[vernal scarab]

It's an old wives tale that if you don't yawn when someone else does it means you're a psychopath because you lack empathy

[winged inlet]

would have been a lot worse if you hadn't yawned

[sonic plover]

When I rub my dogs head a certain way he yawns and let's out a little squeak when he exhales

[unborn jackal]

You're right, at least some event happened lol

[waxen chasm]

We can yawn freely both men and women at my place in the US and nobody telling us don't yawn.

[winged inlet]

in reality it's just your primate brain thinking "oh sleepy time"

[sonic plover]

Did you guys know my dog actually had a small part in Mass Effect?

Knew one of the devs at the time

[winged inlet]

elaborate

[shrewd furnace]

your dog knew one of the devs?

[unborn jackal]

Imagine yawning is illegal lmao, your eyes will turn bloody instantly

[sonic plover]

Yeah I'll show you

[unborn jackal]

too dry

[shrewd furnace]

lol

beautiful

[analog sinew]

Marvelous

[sonic plover]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

[winged inlet]

the BF3's project reality mod looks so ass compared to the BF2's version

jesus

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-tali-gif-20136506

[worn yew]

kinda sus

[sonic plover]

https://tenor.com/view/garrus-sleep-mass-effect-together-gamerpoop-gif-21898221

[waxen chasm]

Let the man have a good time

[worn yew]

very sus

[worn yew]

WITH AN ALIEN?

[waxen chasm]

It is his choice

[sonic plover]

"Are you ready to be a woman?" "NO--"

[worn yew]

no its upto the player's choice

[vernal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/morngingbrown-morning-brown-coffee-auntiedonna-auntie-donna-gif-20026101

[winged inlet]

morning brown?

[worn yew]

are you ready to go to brazil?

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sesame-street-dancing-dance-gif-21458739

[white sinew]

Hi

[worn yew]

hi

[white sinew]

What’s good?

[worn yew]

jump into the brazil portal

[winged inlet]

what

[worn yew]

you said you want to go right?

🥱 in brazil

[vernal scarab]

https://youtu.be/Q1gwkJP64xU

[winged inlet]

I have no idea what's going on

coffee will literally give me diarrhea

I drink it every day because I'm a sucker

[vernal scarab]

It does for me too

[worn yew]

like you know we have battlefield portal? yea somewhat like that

but except we got oppressor mark 2's inside

[winged inlet]

it's a blessing being able to work from home, since I have to shit every morning

[worn yew]

💀

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-mike-myers-oh-behave-behave-smile-gif-4775026

[worn yew]

his teeth are worst than mine

[high wedge]

👀

[winged inlet]

just common bri'ish thing

[worn yew]

ah right i forgor

[winged inlet]

it's fun, wdym

[vernal scarab]

[worn yew]

its acually a fun game

i play it on the xbox and its pretty fun

[digital schooner]

“Fun”

You memorize stuff? Hell i can hardly remember what floor im on

[viscid atlas]

Siege is only fun with a full squad

If you play ranked with randoms it’s ass

[winged inlet]

why play ranked

casual is more fun

[digital schooner]

I will never touch ranked with a 10ft pole

[winged inlet]

whomst

[digital schooner]

I used to suck ass at siege but then one day something just clicked i guess and i started doing decent

God no

[winged inlet]

it's a very easy game

[digital schooner]

I just wing that shit and it started to work more than it did before

[winged inlet]

once you know how to use the operators it becomes a very easy game

[digital schooner]

If i dont know what im doing then the enemy sure dont either

[winged inlet]

I need to get a coffee machine

boiling water every time I want some coffee is a chore

[vernal scarab]

Get one of those pod machines

[winged inlet]

ah nestle

I try to avoid them

[vernal scarab]

I mean there's plenty other brands

[winged inlet]

would have been easy to get other pod brands when I was in italy

in Poland they only have nestle last time I check

[vernal scarab]

That's weird

[winged inlet]

coffee isnt big here

[vernal scarab]

Even here in Aus we've got like 6 brands

[winged inlet]

you either have weird shitty coffee, or you have nestle

break hers

[winged inlet]

what do you mean even, it's australia

it has everything

[vernal scarab]

It really doesn't

We've got all the dangerous animals sure

[winged inlet]

move to New Zealand then, problem solved

[vernal scarab]

But products?

[winged inlet]

orcs live in Russia last time I checked r/ukraine

they stink

they stink so much

and they are everywhere

oh my god

[vernal scarab]

My Aussie pride means kiwis stinki

[winged inlet]

shaddup

[vernal scarab]

They're not too bad

I live in the country, what REALLY stinks is the sheep slaughterhouse

[winged inlet]

my university keeps farm animals on campus, sheeps, geese, peacocks, goats. They just roam around and shit everywhere