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I don’t live by myself and I don’t get dependent
and believe me when i tell you i am never getting back in a relationship
Facts I lost my gf tho I wouldn't blame her the guy was better then me lmao
Don’t sell yourself short
huh
You don't live by yourself ? What does it mean ?
Thing is until you’re with her you may never really know if you loved her
I think it's hilarious
she lives with her sister and brother
I live with my brother and sister
Yup, this exactly. It's much easier to get over it when you've realized this too.
cant relate
we are friends ?
tinder people
Some people you think you love until you start dating them and it isn’t what it seems
Facts
So don’t feel bad if you don’t get a chance with someone you like
It’s possible it wouldn’t have been a waste of time
Ho ok I get it
(Notes for most people actually alot of people don't online date)
but i never get a chance to be with anyone at all
thinking you love someone can just be experimental excitefullness which some perceives as love but is not
That's sad bro
I’ve had people I’ve thought a lot about for years and years and I know I don’t love them in the end because I can see myself getting over them
True
Love is super complex
I don’t even quite understand it myself
But it’s almost operating at the subconscious level
I’ve always been very guarded
I understand it perhaps a little about its concept but in the grand scheme of things I have alot to learn
You know what's love? Eating a god damn GREAT watermelon that is just the right amount of sweetness
It takes like 1-2 months for my boyfriends to even see how I truly am
love is eating a perfect mcdonalds burger
when the fries have eprfect amount of salt
How does this effect the economics of the world
This
What is it so
or enjoying a good whisky on a rainy day
Never know unless you make a move
I think it's hilarious
You know what's love? Getting a greeting from a barista when they make your usual coffee without needing to ask
love is when the cashier at the market u always go
learn the cigarettes u smoke
and turns on the card payment without you telling her
thats true love
Love is when u finally buy the griddy from fortnite
id give flowers to such cashiers
Why ?
This is facts tho ^
You will fine yourself a girl soon enough
Just wait
The greatest relationships form when you’re not looking for one
from my own experience (others may have different ways to perceive it) the greatest relationship type is 2 people that stays friend (close friends) while they both know they love each other but take their time
Just go to Paris and get a French girl ans she will bitch slap you
tho this type of relationship is very rare
I’ve slapped a boy before
Lmao
Don’t need to be French to do that
Why tho
I am French and saw some of my friends get slapped by a girl indeed 
Unless you’re looking to get swung on
See
LOL
Kinda am to test my reflexes
You’ll be fine
😂
my man a girl slapped me once so hard i didnt even realise what happened
Though what can be painful about this, outside of romantic interest, is having a close friend so dear to you suddenly close you out and move on.
a friend explained to me what happened
I can slap hard
Y tho
Lmao why she did that ?
i told her idc what the fuck she does as its not my concern anymore
"how dare you talk like this to me blah blah"
BAM
Secretly your French Canadian
Sheesh.
Dont even think about will smithing me
that wouldn't happen in this context because for this type of relationship to be is for 2 to absolutely understand each other, tho yes it would be very painful
I’m Japanese Korean
a very small one
What means idc please ?
Well even in that case it could happen.
1 percent French canadian
Yes I’m 5’
i dont care=idc
Smol
"Could" yes
The hood of my truck
I’m going to sleep though
She slpped you because you asked her what she was doing ?
sleep tight miki
Have a goodnight Miki, rest well
Goodnight!
sleep well miki
she slapped me bcs we broke up and i told her i dont give a damn what she does from now on
Cya all tomorrow goodnight
@kindred belfry ur listening to skillets music's but it's not the best song from him
:(
LISTEN TO MONSTER
Lmao
Anyways time to submit meme
😅
i know all their albums and songs and lyrics
Lmao she was crazy dude
Meme tyme
even been to their concert when they came to romania
Revolting
It's not Romania anymore its now called Tatemania
he is a weak punk
Tasmania?
No
sadly i dont get to see him on the street since we live in different towns
Andrew tate mania
he is just a punk that didnt meet the right romanian to give him "the dirty lady from ocna market"
He would beat tf out of you what are u saying
Why your name changes every 2 seconds lol ?
he was aat best a mediocre fighter that is now washed up
Idk
No
maybe he could beat me but im telling you, the shit here, we still have guys that cut cops hands and stuff
U from where?
where from romania?
Survive
yes, i do survive in romania
go in bucharest in the neighborhood called Ferentari, in 30 mins u will be robbed and beaten to a pulp
and that is a statistical fact not a guess
so ive heard

thats quicker than the ghettoest neighborhood here and im by mexico

ayo i got colleagues from mexic and they be cool
@kindred belfry ok but why do the Romanians have ass teams in ⚽️
borders at level 3 advisory due to cartel boss getting arrested
Lmao
the part i live by
a very corrupt football federation

LMAO
that doesnt support young talents
from being in semifinals in u21 european championship we came to the point where we cant beat low tier teams
funny enough, they want to have the trolley go to TJ
U guys can't even beat india
im pretty sure we could get a draw
Bayern munich best team
if we find an architect to position the players to cover the entire goal area
agreed
The worst you'll get here is getting robbed by 15 years old and be accosted by some 13 years old trying to sell you bad weed, what did France become 
bayern is solid
nah we have cartels here
Is leaving
I know, I was talking about France
however i stay the fuck away from that
if i was him id quit football bcs they stole his shinny golden whatever award
You're german ?
oh we did a draw with u at the 2016 european championship
1-1 or 2-2 i dont recall
You do, your country is near Turkey and Azerbaijan
you guys make good shawarma
you make good shawarma you become my friend
turkey may have become turkiye, but i still tease my turkish friend about fowl play
very nice
Kebab is better
doners
We say kebabs here my dude 
It would be pronounced
doners! 
What about karmie pilaf u like that?
What about French tacos ?
YES
french? tacos? sounds heretical
What's different about a french taco from a regular taco?
absolute belly madness
does it have snails?
Hell fucking yeah
no no no, its a taco that looks like a flat burrito
See we make good allies just sign this contract here u send troops over to help us against "friendly neighbors"
People are getting crazy with that here but I don't like it a lot, it's just cheap and make you fat but not really that good
have had something similar but not armenian pilaf
Lol you like it ?
And u get what ever Armenian food u get
u havent been by the border in cali have u?

I'll never understand people who like a lot of melted cheese, blegh
idc if food makes me fat, i just want to always eat tasty food
its amazing
Eat the melted cheese ontop of scrambled eggs
depends on the cheese tho
Absolutely delicious
Too much cheese is just gross tbh
scrambled not omlette eggs
you are weak
u should really go try tex-mex and calimex food

I will take that weakness with pride
im more calimex tho
i understood climax for a second sorry

when u get the chance lol
U guys ever heard of Kazakhstans 🇰🇿 national borat anthem

Scrambled eggs with a little bit of sharp cheddar with some pepper though >>>>>>
sure we have shit heads but we have dank food here
Greatness
id gladly trade 30 years of my life just to always eat delicious food
The only thing I know about Kazakhstan was that it was the oil capital of the soviet union
And thats about it
san diego has some great fucking food
seattle too

Too far of a drive
the markets are amazing
YE MAN but im romanian i dont get us visa...
Yesterday my Armenian friend who is now in Armenia said he saw a mom's son like Armenian son with his mom he is like 24 and he beat the shit out of a guy for talking about his family
its easier to get hungarian citizenship and use the hungarian passport that doesnt require a visa
we can bring wilde too
id be a dream coming to life
Is Romanian food good George?
@kindred belfry get the ingredients for shawarma pilaf and koobedeh and I'll be there in a week
yes
Why British people cook their meat in water ?
i mean to some extent
some of our food is lovely some is bleah
Wtf
they boil it
What's some good Romanian food?
Boiling meat? Not entirely uncommon practice
Yeah but why, they waste the meat
sarmale and mamaliga
I prefer a grill myself
@kindred belfry how easy it is to get into trouble in Romania with the civilians
sarmale are minced meat with rice wrapped in cabbage or grapes leaf
from 1 to 10 id say 7-8
depending on the city
That should not be authorized
You fuck up in a certain part of Armenia talking about someone's family
People would get knocked out left and right
Lmao
here its
It's funny
call someone a gipsy in the wrong place and ur family will make a funeral for you
welp im a gypsy so
What up
u have us citizenship so shush
im also jewish so i can get an israeli one too

sadly israelis dont like american jews
a jew and a gipsy? did you handpick the not so good looked at origins?
and american jews dont like israelis
im sexy enough to date a muslim, like my current gf
oh so no longer that girl we talked about
jewish is both a bloodpine ethnicity and religion
same girl
oh she was a muslim?
i dont think i told u shes muslim, shes indonesian
ye

most indonesians are muslim
nah you have to be a quarter or.more
hope she loves u as much as i do
theres a policy the israelis have for that
its uh
or for a romanian ? i dont steal wallets i swear to god
gobble
no theyre just very exclusive
they disowned my grandfather for marrying a nonjew
hence why im half german

do you have that long jewish hair?
now thats the forehead of a future president
im unorthodox nonpracticing
a jew working at a bank

and im racist for making jokes huh...


ayo man, girls love those rugs
Rugs ?
Ho a tapis
oui
swear to god somewhere i have that exact same rug
look at it, its so hot
i heard all slavic households have atleast one
or what my old serbian friend told.me

my fam had 3 or 4 but we hab 2
and i didnt mean to say it as a sexual joke
now
dw
i only took half as a joke

i know based on my history here everything i say is a sex joke but this one wasnt

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bjgcffx9y8
I do not own it.


Shook
I’m drinking whisky k thx
I remember making out with this girl after drinking blue label johnnie walker but I only have red label right now
Bugger
Caption this
gensh** player's when they see an actually funny meme (they have no concept of humor so it doesn't register)
@upbeat rivethey you big beautiful person, i hope your week has gone well. Even if it hasn't theres always the weekend. Stay strong like you know you are, keep being you and making the world a better place, love ya.
What a strange cat
IRS ringtone
For real
A musical masterpiece
Good morning ☀️
U 2

Kek
Congratz!!
Gonna flex it
U post unfunny anime memes
The hell is that

Looks old fashioned
Its look noice
hello gamers
Hello
Howdy
howdy
Gotta wait 20 minutes 
I WANNA EAT YOU
eats
Among
Hey Way!!
You been doing alright?
sus
Oh damn it's da nugget
the nugget in my stomacc.
I swear i've seen nuggy before
didnt you use to be a regular nuggy?
I've never had reg but I used to be here quite often
and for no reason long time i went in VC with him he told me he was female but he was male 
Well u r not wrong now

?
you wouldnt get it
Tell me
you figure it out yourself
I feel like I should be concerned
I'm alright. Just finished omori and I'm feeling much better over yesterday cause of it.
the quake master
Omori 
the UwU hess or the Women Hess i created
long time back
Actually
anyways moving on
I don't wanna know
Brother?!?!

sister?
Amongus
Nah I’m a dude.
what the fuck?
What?
Relatable
write this down is such a good song
bop.
Among us ship

I cried a lot at the end and still felt depressed 12 hours on.
is this redout 2?
Destiny 2
oh
i never knew thats destiny 2
TIL: 'Castling' is a legal move in chess that allows your rook to jump over the king and allows your king to move 2 spaces to the left or right.
It is the only legal move that allows a piece aside from the knight to go over another piece.
Very cool
Yeah, Omoris a lot to handle, I could barely get past the first hour because of my anxiety and had to refund it
cuz i havent played it like for 4 years+
chess.
i just tell to checkmate
and destroy the thing and win
I loved the story personally but I can understand that too.
You have yet to play against Aral.
I'm just starting to get into Chess, I'm definitely the lower spectrum of novices.
This is what I get paid to do at work so

you get paid to play chess?
thats illegal.
Tournaments probably
thats legal
The Queens Gambit kinda shows that. Starting from local events to big time matches. I never finished it though.
why play chess when you have cheats.
Checkers would be some good drunken fun
Why play chess when you have shogi
Why play chess
i just did one accidental push up
Why play chess if u have twister
Do 20
Why play twister if you have a bop-it
i played that in the last day of school
Checkers is superior.
bet
Blasphemous
Why play chess when you have Stratigo
Normal, don't mess up your wrist.
Why play normal chess when you can 4d chess with time travel
ok
why play
Why play chess if u have this
just don't
Gamin™️
don't play anything because life is meaningless and you are meaningless
just lie down

I may be trash but I'm definitely the hottest thing in the bin 
For every 20 you do I'll do 40
Awesome 
A bop ngl
@lilac forge i also did the explosive clap 
Nahhh... Alright my turn then.
How do we revive chat
And done... 
🛐
i nearly did 1 hand push up but i didnt feel like doing it cuz i was already tired at 19 ish
What are ya duds doin?
alr imma do 60 russian twists 
Pushups 😈
Wondering if I should go to bed or stay up 
U skiped leg day
Sleep nothing else interesting happening
But what if something happens while I'm sleeping?
We will wake you up when the bombs drop.
I'll bring a wheelchair for you 
Thanks Nugget
We're going to the ice cream store
I have premium
That must be painful
Bro got the rgb wheelchair
The only question is
Can it run cyberpunk
Congrats
Use an XP boost
Ran out last season grinding to get the ultimate deluxe skin for my pencil 
I was absolutely annihilating the AI in AC3 playing checkers.
LOL.
Never skip leg day
The grind never stops 😎💪
😏
carrom with the bf chat when
I want to try it, looks like a very fun game
thanks,
its acually really fun
i played it with my friends i always had the powerful shots
that the one coin always used to go off the table
Ah yes a man of culture as well,
Especially in snd matches
my fingers used to go red while playing carrom with powder
😩
I only recently learnt of it through stumbling across a tiktok video of two people playing it.
the fact that day we couldnt do backshots
wait, im curious
i always had the deflection
which Bf is better BC2 or BF4?
2042
i could tell 2042 could've had a banger campaign
It's got the right setting for a wicked campaign as well
i actually wanted exodus to be a mission
Least for my prefrences
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ikr,
the fact people said its going to be bf3 and bf4 combined
Some questions remained unanswered like is hannah dead? (I hope so) And wheres recker?
recker went to get milk
He'll be back soon™️
Whoever wrote Pac as dead in the Exodus Movie better have some good reasons... Can't believe they just did him like that...
my expectations were set waaaaay too high
I think Hannah blew up considering Pac and Irish were still alive in the short movie
not bf4 campaign
or she escaped
Or that, highly doubt it though
when i watched the exodus cinematic i thought hes just faking it, like how he did one time in 4 until he was confirmed dead
ayo its the @tough belfry lad himself
Or she died
I mean, lets be honest here nobody liked hannah atleast imo
So im on BF4 but for some reason i cant squad join anymore? Did they disable it in this game?
i think it was based on the community's preferance
thats why hannah was presumed eliminated
Restart the game and try it again
or KIA or MIA
Hm ok
The way she just betrayed you in 4 i couldn't forgive her for that honestly
thats always my #1 on repeated on spotify
Remember when you were trying to escape then it failed,
like that song never comes down
the time pac almost died
that one area she puts you in prison with dima lad?
nah before that in the airfield,
the amount of confusion
bf2 and bf3 theme >
hmmm
remember when irish was mad
when he was trying to do CPR on pac
ye
Yea that part,
oh
theres a reason why i gave her the c4 detonator in the last mission,
i mean tbf in that mission she never betrayed us she was playing the fool with the chinese forces in which it will help you and the team get outta the prison
but still im confused
on what?
plus i remember at the end i think irish or someone told that hannah may be alive but MIA
BF2042 season 3 gonna reveal she alive
community gonna get mad
BROOOOOOOOOOO did they like break this damn game
Happy 8th of july
Daily Reminder: Add more emojis to the server & delete the furry emojis
kek
yeah, delete them
im tempting @jolly folio

animal emotes are alright 


troll mod

@jolly folioYOU ARE A FURRY
Being a troll mod is the only way to be a good mod
Ew vehicle mains
So why were you not a troll?
I was
@dry elbowlol you deleted the thing about vehicle mains
by using weak points as your arguments lol

No not really
They’re pretty easy points to use
Vehicle mains just seethe whenever a nerf is brought out
And you probably clap everytime you hear it
totally not convincing
very biased and one sided :)
tankette mains
You do realise im a tank main right?
Lol
thats a you problem then
cant argue with the facts
I main planes and infantry. 

And skill
Both do and have their advantages.
because his infantry skills are probably one of the best on the server
Can’t cherry pick things and consider the conclusion as a fact
everyone else doesnt have an excuse
oh it isnt cherry picking
Someone called me an insect on one of the off time I used my black prince.
It is
infantry/tank/plane is the way to go 
Not a true black prince churchill but it's the closest.
the majority would agree that stealth choppers are absolutely broken and the fact that BF4 had broken attack helicopters as well, as every BF game has had a broken vehicle is undeniable
saying vehicles have been balanced in the BF series is laughable
I think tanks are fair as anchors for infantry to push.
lol nobody asked for your permission
tanks are actually not broken in 2042
Its a tradition lol
Ok imma bail out vus u guys be hurting my soul
Tanks are bad for the wrong reasons.
Cus
I loved hardlines helicopters.
You know what the majority thinks? nice
cool
Bit too fragile in terms of physicality but they were still a lot of fun.

A transport heli crew can absolutely wreck as well.
yup exactly
I always chose miniguns because I liked the mix performance.
But tanks require skills an infantry player does not posses
i believe george because hes an ex dev so his opinion automatically means more than anyone elses

logical fallacy
you see why your arguments are weak af?
you do lol
One of the best ways they can buff tanks in 2042 is make the standard shells be the anti everything, With HEAT working more against infantry and STAFF just being armour piercers.
I just say what I say and vehicle mains seethe
And an APS.
"waaaaaaaah let me go 120 and 2, its supposed to be that way!"
your actions convey otherwise
you're the one pinging me just remember that
Tanks are too weak bcs everyone has a rocket launcher
so?
helo
So engaging in 1 vs 2 means death most of the times
you can just ignore
@dry elbow you ever have a n64?
you started the talk about vehicle mains, remember that
yup problem solved
To a degree yeah. I don't mind having to sit somewhat close to the combat zone just don't have me sit 50 to 100M away from the objective.
yeah block me
I think I have 9000 kills with the Panzer IV.
go ahead
I opened the fridge, saw the half-emptied bottle of wine, and immediately thought "day drinking"

easiest win ever
I wanted to get it to 10K but I cannot be bothered.
ty
Dammit cats.
don't tell my job
#general message that's what I'm talking about when I say bias
I added too many spices to my sloppy joe and now my stomach is telling me to sit on the toilet for 30 min
peppermint tea hear I come
@kindred belfry
Your ass is hot for all the wrong reasons
Ugh
That Zero m2 and Corsair 1A were genuinely busted.
haha she still reads my messages :D
Ok but george
All rights go to Nintendo and the respective composers.
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Hello everyone, hope you're all doing well in these troubling times.
I thought of tackling a whole console instead of just one series this time, and man it took a looooong while but I am super proud of this one!
The N64 has been a pivotal console f...
she likes me lmao
Knock it off Doge.
LMAO
yes
dont flatter yourself
You as well Miki. Let's move on.
thank god
The fact that you could group the two 500 Kilogram bombs and destroy a tank in a single pass was a bit too good.
they already do
Have they buffed standard?
I remember the last time I used them they were absolute garbage.
MPAT are very meh against inf
Shoot at someone's feet and they wouldn't die.
shells do different damage per type of impact
Yeha I'm aware.
HEAT has more kill splash for infantry than standard but does less to vehicles.
it does less to armoured vehicles
It just seems a bit shit at the moment cause it's the only option you can run if you want to anchor but you can't do anything to armour.
key diff
Remember when staff shells were actually useable
I wouldn't even mind it if it was like bf5 where you could AP as a secondary option.
Giving some flexibility.
I will admit my favourite dynamic is the pacific tank dynamic.
Even if they were essential.
Sherman could run a mix of 76mm and HEAT for versatility while the Chi Ha with the type 5 cannon always fired HEAT but had a smaller kill blast.
well bfv tanks were well made
It would be nice if you can run it with the Chi nu barrel with AP rounds.
like the angling and shit
They're fun but vehicle attrition forces them to be passive.
At least flamethrower Kami exists.
because the rounds would cycle too quick
Sherman tanks are weak asf
shermans arent that weak tbh
They can just have it function like the 20MM autocannon from the light tanks.
and they have the numbers
shermans move quick for what they are too
and you have the calliope
which btw is broken
Eh they could have just balanced the western front by giving the Americans the Churchill.
But still
the two tanks for jp and us that are broken is
Speaking of bfV way. Have you ever actually knocked a plane out with the Cliffside cannons on iwo jima
Calliope is a bit easier to hit but it annihilates tanks.
the calliope
My knees are
yeah the hachi is broken
Knee exercises will help
because the rockets
Can't say they're too broken.
they instantly kill anything it hits
Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out how to say that word lmao
theyre not too broken but theyre broken
They're a force of nature but the rockets have short range.
Call-i-O-pee
bf 2042 is the best but it needs dedicated servers
I've only gotten a single kill by pure luck
or Cull-i-o-pee
Wdym dedicated?
🤔
isnt commonly known but HEAT shells actually reload faster
Rentable servers?
ever played bf4 ?
Yes
i only run HEAT
You mean to rent a server?
Oh
Yeah people barely know cause I don't think many people actually use tanks for a long time.
It makes sense but still.
I heard it several times in this guy's audiobooks lol
lmao
funny aswell considering you can kill 4 players with one shell just from splash damage













