general

[lilac gulch]

Doesnt mean they should lock their games to only their controller

[misty burrow]

So they protect that by keeping things to their standards.

[lilac gulch]

I dont care if the trigger pushes back on my thumb when i play a racing game to simulate the pedal

[unkempt basin]

That would just piss me off

Idk about you

[rich sail]

Whaaat, so if you buy a 3rd party controller you can't access your games? Or am I misunderstanding lol.

[lilac gulch]

If i wanted to experience that id drive in real life

[lilac forge]

Use a steering wheel

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-drive-gif-23707284

[unkempt basin]

If the trigger pushes back against me then you can bet in its getting annihilated when I die cause that's the first thing I'll blame

[misty burrow]

I think so, there were those 3rd party controllers that were forcing games to run in last gen mode because they didn't support dualsense input

[lilac gulch]

Their controllers are just full of gimicks thatll be cool for a week then suck. And i doubt many games will support those gimicks

[winged inlet]

autistic streamer, such a sweet boy

[misty burrow]

Basically what 3rd party controllers I saw for PS5

Are using harvested boards

From legitimate controllers

[lilac forge]

Ps4 generic controllers lmao

[lilac gulch]

So just resell the controller. Wtf are these idiots doing...

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/mobbed-raccoons-raccoon-sausages-man-gif-19231249

[misty burrow]

Quite a few games do, and that gimmick is a part of Sony's next gen

[warped fractal]

Ah aliens are like "lets destroy the united states and only the united states"

[misty burrow]

If you don't like it there's always XBSX

[lilac gulch]

Sonys next gen can suck my ass

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-eternal-we-do-a-little-trolling-meme-shitpost-gif-20934549

[misty burrow]

Which doesn't have adaptive triggers.

[lilac forge]

Yeah its good

[lilac gulch]

Sony HQ was right there, on that planet

[misty burrow]

Tbh I don't really get the Sony hate.

[lilac forge]

Sony deal with elon musk

[misty burrow]

Except their high game prices, compared to Xbox

[winged inlet]

They made Morbius

[lilac forge]

Gg with 2042, I know it gets a Lotta hate, but I hope yall stay working on it!

[unkempt basin]

Sony is just bad at times

[dry elbow]

I only date PS5 and PC owners

[misty burrow]

Thanks! I work on the engine though.

[lilac forge]

👍

[lilac gulch]

I remember you hating Sony like 3 weeks ago

[unkempt basin]

Playstation new gamepass thing is more expensive and nothing new or has anything worth playing

[misty burrow]

posts pic of PS5 stacked on top of PC.

[dry elbow]

I’m a Sony fan that hates Sony

[dry elbow]

Based

[lilac forge]

Microsoft is American

[lilac gulch]

I have every playstation except 5

[misty burrow]

Sanest Sony enjoyer, like me.

[dry elbow]

Even more reason to hate it

[lilac gulch]

If i see a shit console. Im calling it out

[rich sail]

I completely understand sony hate when it comes to game preservation. No backwards compatibility for PS1 and PS2 is ridiculous.

[dry elbow]

The problem with Sony isn’t the console

[misty burrow]

Just give me 2 mins.

[lilac gulch]

Moving ps exclusives to pc

[carmine timber]

you hate american stuff ?

[lilac gulch]

Ruining the reason people bought the ps5

[upbeat rivet]

Ouya

[patent quail]

DICE new boss says they won't ever do a new mirror's Edge ever again 😭 fair enough I guess.

[lilac gulch]

To buy the same game for a higher price and not in 4k 60fps consistently

[unkempt basin]

Playstation also don't let you play older games on new gen consoles unless you want to pay for a streaming subscription that doesn't work and always have something new to add to your controllers as if we all enjoyed spinning the controller around to turn a valve

[misty burrow]

I just wanted a console that allowed me to be lazy and not get up to game, while maintaining 60fps.

[lilac gulch]

Theres 0 reason to buy ps5.

[carmine timber]

never cared about mirrors edge

[lilac gulch]

Xbox. Then you can also emulate games on there too

[lilac forge]

Top 10 reasons to buy xbsx

[lilac gulch]

I think consoles are cool. Pcs have their own issues

[misty burrow]

Again, I care about dualsense, and I already had a ton of PS4 games.

[lilac gulch]

When shit doesnt work and no one documents anything online

[dry elbow]

The problem with Sony is the company itself

[rich sail]

If Sony had PS1 and PS2 backwards compability I'd be fine with their consoles completely.

[lilac gulch]

Its annoying to fix stuff on pc

[dry elbow]

Not the console

[lilac gulch]

The issues are also within the consoles service

[unkempt basin]

You have to buy an overpriced subscription that gives you less frames than those consoles originally had though

[dry elbow]

Sony is cringe when it comes to their stance on backwards compatibility and they’re also extremely cringe about understanding when to release a console

[lilac forge]

Tech guys after hearing this: I can do this all day.

[rich sail]

Needing an emulator, decent PC, and a virtual version of the game just to play Persona 3 for instance, is stupid.

[dry elbow]

Sony released the ps5 3 years too early

But the game industry is cringe for allowing crossgen games

[lilac gulch]

I think every console company sucks in their own unique way.

[dry elbow]

Crossgen needs to be shut down forever

No more crossgen titles

[lilac gulch]

Thats fine. Just not with PC players

[dry elbow]

All it does is hold video games back 4-5 years

[lilac gulch]

I thought you said crossplay

[dry elbow]

Crossgen

[lilac gulch]

I read crossplay not crossgen

[stray tree]

Correction: Ability to opt out from PC gamers

[lilac gulch]

Using linux steam 24/7

[dry elbow]

Releasing a game for the ps4 And Xbox is shit

[lilac gulch]

I might decide to duel boot my pc when i get a sata and a 2tb ssd

[copper gull]

I gotta get a PlayStation before I do anything lol

[unkempt basin]

I think crossgen is fine considering not alot of people buy next gen instantly and especially since both consoles struggled to get them out

[lilac gulch]

Just play on pc dude. It has xbox games and all sonys big games are coming to it

[misty burrow]

@dry elbow

[rich sail]

What's also shit is console exclusives

LOL

[dry elbow]

But that’s the thing, I’d rather have better games vs get games instantly

Who cares if people can’t get consoles right away

[carmine timber]

yeah tsushima is beautiful game

[dry elbow]

Just wait until you can get one

[lilac gulch]

If you put the ps5 inside itll get better cooling

[copper gull]

Gotta get my PC built

I'm running an old gen one x

[dry elbow]

We wait like 6 years for some games anyways

[unkempt basin]

The next gen games that released eithout crossgen with xbox one and ps4 died really fast and didn't really live

[lilac gulch]

And they still come out like shit

[misty burrow]

I said I'd post that, and I did.

[dry elbow]

The next gen games died fast because they’re mostly just single player or remakes

[lilac gulch]

Single players can be good

[dry elbow]

Demon souls was like the only next gen ps5 game

And it’s a remake

[lilac gulch]

They just arent making good ones right now

[sterile warren]

Anime sucks

[lilac gulch]

Mods. Right here

[sterile warren]

Hello mods

[tropic cobalt]

i'm a sucker for singleplayer games but they do unfortunately tend to die rather quick

[dry elbow]

Xbox had 0 next gen only games because they’re on pc as well so

[carmine timber]

not all of them

[misty burrow]

The hottest of takes

[rich sail]

Demon Souls remake is fucking great

[misty burrow]

N't

[sterile warren]

Cap

[dry elbow]

Demon souls proves how powerful a next gen game is

[carmine timber]

trust me some are really good

[dry elbow]

And what the console can handle

[lilac gulch]

I emulate demon souls ps3 at 4k like a chad gamer

[sterile warren]

Nope

[carmine timber]

[dry elbow]

Don’t follow his bait

[carmine timber]

what you dont like about anime ?

[inner charm]

almost hotter than you

[dry elbow]

Don’t take the bait, he’s baiting

[sterile warren]

Everything

[tropic cobalt]

forbidden west also pushes the ps5 to its limits. Arguably the best looking game on the market, pc included

[rich sail]

I am so damn glad they used the PS5 for a demon souls remake though lol. The disappointment of it were for last gen as well.

[lilac gulch]

Burned alive

[carmine timber]

dont like voice acting, story ?

[rich sail]

Isn't Demon Souls getting a PC release, though?

[lilac gulch]

Ps5 started strong, for like 3 weeks

[sterile warren]

All of it

[misty burrow]

144p bait

[lilac gulch]

thats tough

[carmine timber]

hmmmm well anime isn't for everyone

[rich sail]

Or am I just thinking of that nvidia leak

[patent quail]

Companies care because it isn't maximising profits

[inner charm]

mfw sony said their games would no longer be exclusive after 2 years of said games launch

[rich sail]

Spider-Man finally coming to PC 🙏

[misty burrow]

Some people buy PS5 for exclusives

[carmine timber]

lessssssssssssssss gooooooooooooooo

[misty burrow]

I buy it because I'm a lazy bastard.

[inner charm]

yakuza hit my xbox harder than tsushima disappointed me with an exclusive launch

[misty burrow]

And it's comfortable to game in bed.

[patent quail]

I think that's why they said they'll launch alot of the exclusives on PC, because there aren't many PS5 players buying said exclusives, which is good for us

[lilac gulch]

Its been 2 years since god of war?

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

[inner charm]

this announced alongside the ps5 launch

[dry elbow]

True

[eternal bronze]

guyss, can u help? there are issue my game bf5.

[dry elbow]

Because there’s no games

[eternal bronze]

[HELP] Why do I always get banned and kick every time I enter the server community (BF5 ROBOT)? pls help

[rich sail]

Exclusivity is backwards regardless of the idea behind it. Bringing your game to multiple platforms is going to have it perform better far more than otherwise.

[lilac gulch]

No point in buying a console if theres no software to sell

[carmine timber]

final fantasy 16 is ps5 exclusive

i will have to wait two years

[dry elbow]

Ps5 released

[patent quail]

I would buy it honestly if they had a thing like Gamepass. But they didn't, Gamepass pretty much carried Xbox this gen so far for having delivered horribly in terms of amount of exclusives.

[dry elbow]

And then no games for 3 years

[lilac gulch]

Yes

It did release

[dry elbow]

Like next year we are finally getting games

[lilac gulch]

[dry elbow]

It took 3 years

For games to be ready for these consoles

When they showed off games during 2020

[lilac gulch]

Thats about when the scalping prices started to drop too

[patent quail]

Like so many first party games aren't even on Sony's own service, which just makes no sense to me. They should honestly copy Xbox's strategy of every first party game coming to their service day one.

[dry elbow]

All the release dates were for 2023

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/shiva-gif-18484990

[rich sail]

And Persona 6, will inevitably, look like it was made for the PS3.

[misty burrow]

"But Wilde, just switch to xbox"

Uhhh, yeah.

[lilac gulch]

But of course. Its persona

[winged inlet]

I finished my Pho, now I'm off to the fish soup

Life's easy being a fatty

[inner charm]

filthy ps5 owner

cant say shit tho

[misty burrow]

Ok gaming fridge.

[inner charm]

i have a series x plus 4k tv

[lilac gulch]

Persona fans wont shut up when 6 drops

[carmine timber]

no mw19 disk ???

[inner charm]

[patent quail]

Works at EA, no EA games

[tropic cobalt]

looks like a bunch of money ready to be made back

[patent quail]

Oh nvm I didn't notice it takes two at the very top

[tropic cobalt]

plus you'll prob get all the non exclusives at a discount on pc anyway

[rich sail]

It takes two
Insanely based, such a good co-op game that is.

[inner charm]

i never got the fridge, sadness

[patent quail]

It's literally a way out but for kids

[lilac gulch]

Is it true if you play activision games at EA HQ, you get headbutt, your jacket ripped off and put into the dog house outside?

[misty burrow]

Right, no games

[dry elbow]

Will they ever let him at another game awards show

[misty burrow]

I played cod at work wdym.

[lilac gulch]

Well i wouldn't call some of those good games...

[rich sail]

They BETTER

[inner charm]

@lilac gulch god of war is coming to steam btw

[patent quail]

I said EA games

[inner charm]

or it alrdy is

[carmine timber]

🤦‍♀️

[inner charm]

[patent quail]

But yeah I was wrong, ITT was there

[copper gull]

Cyberpunk

[lilac gulch]

[rich sail]

AC origins
Based and redpilled

[copper gull]

And horizon. And spiderman.

[inner charm]

my brain is running on fumes, just got to work while sick

[inner charm]

facilities gets no breaks

[patent quail]

Last good AC game imo

[carmine timber]

[copper gull]

I'll give you a break.

[lilac gulch]

Theres only 3 games out of that image that are actually good

[dry elbow]

How many of those games are PS5 only

[inner charm]

AC7 is based

[dry elbow]

I think I count 2

[inner charm]

please i beg u

[misty burrow]

Ah gotcha, well, I have Heat, BF1, UFC4, NFS Payback, Battlefront 2

[rich sail]

AC1 remake probably coming soon too. Hope that is the case.

[dry elbow]

Actually it’s 1

[misty burrow]

Wait, I can filter em

[patent quail]

those weren't on display

[dry elbow]

Astros playroom is the only one

[lilac gulch]

Tsushima, ghost wire, mirrors edge, and sure last of us if you dont want nerds to get upset

[patent quail]

But yeah shouldn't have judged

[dry elbow]

No

[carmine timber]

i want brotherhood remake suika

[dry elbow]

Ghosts is on ps4

So is spiderman

[copper gull]

Almost died yesterday doing the brakes on my Traverse. Shit buckled.

[dry elbow]

And mirrors edge

[inner charm]

oof

[misty burrow]

I have 35 PS5 versions of games.

[lilac gulch]

Isnt it playable on ps5 though with upgrades?

[carmine timber]

[dry elbow]

Not every single one has an upgrade

[inner charm]

never trust an 11b with maintenance

[dry elbow]

Ghosts of Tsushima and last of us part 2 and cyberpunk

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

And maybe spiderman

[misty burrow]

Yeah well 35/119 games

[rich sail]

Ah actually, does AC Origins have a performance boost on PS5, wilde?

[carmine timber]

[sudden zodiac]

if you think battlefield 2042 was bad on release you haven't played world war 3 yet

[dry elbow]

Not every single game has performance boost

[lilac gulch]

I remember tsushima looking good on ps4 anyway

[dry elbow]

You need to check the list

[tropic cobalt]

ghostwire is on pc

[copper gull]

Basically. I just destroy shit

[patent quail]

It has it on Xbox rn and 60fps really helps

[sudden zodiac]

5 fucking years and ww3 is still such a shit game it makes bf2042 look like some video game oscar nominee

[dry elbow]

Bloodborne still runs the same way on the ps5 the way it does on the ps4

[lilac gulch]

Its in the screenshot though

Is that the ps5 store

[rich sail]

[misty burrow]

And Cold War, and GTA V, Borderlands 3

[dry elbow]

What did you expect

[lilac gulch]

I dont have the ps5. I dont know what thar screenshot is

[inner charm]

you make me cringe at the shit u break, so glad im not on your facilities team

[tropic cobalt]

yeah but the question was about exclusives

[patent quail]

Invested by greedy mobile game company, destined to fail

[sudden zodiac]

ww3 is so bugged you can't even join it's discord server

[misty burrow]

There are notable improvements in quite a few games.

[dry elbow]

Yeah those have ps5 upgrades

[lilac gulch]

Its an indie game trying to be triple A

[dry elbow]

I’m on it

[frail skiff]

i mean its a small dev team working on the game isnt it ?

[dry elbow]

The game isn’t buggy to me

[rich sail]

I didn't think every game had performance boosts. Was just curious about that one in particular.

[copper gull]

That was at home. It was an electric jack. 2.5 tons.

[dry elbow]

The problem is the game is small

[copper gull]

Traverse is like 4300lbs.

[sudden zodiac]

bro in 5 years a single person could make a more stable game ngl

[dry elbow]

Like 10v10 and 20v20 is fucking sleeper

[sudden zodiac]

its been 5 years man

and its on UE5

[patent quail]

You also were duped by Acti for buying the non-next Gen version, I was too

[inner charm]

suuuuure

[sudden zodiac]

which is the most streaight forward game making programme there is

[lilac gulch]

The game is actually small? Isnt it 64 players

Isnt it just a more tactical battlefield

[winged inlet]

ww3?

[sudden zodiac]

yeah

[copper gull]

I had a 3.5 ton hydraulic jack, but it seized.

[sudden zodiac]

5 years and it has like 3 tdm maps and like 6 dominaiton maps

[winged inlet]

It's more like domination cod with vehicles

[lilac gulch]

https://youtu.be/X7sfvuFTGYQ

[lilac gulch]

This one

[inner charm]

lmao

[winged inlet]

ww3 is a scam

[misty burrow]

Wdym

[sudden zodiac]

the game has like 3 uniform options

[patent quail]

Oh I thought you said you didn't get a next gen upgrade

[winged inlet]

they are trying to delay that open beta as much as possible to milk some more pre-order money

[copper gull]

Yeah, bought electric jack, thought it would be a good purchase... nope.

[inner charm]

im running on big brain fuel

[lilac gulch]

You poor guy you spent money on that. Let us all pray for him.

[patent quail]

But yeah sucks acti is such a dick of a company, glad MS is buying them

[inner charm]

pffffft

[misty burrow]

Nope, if it's on next gen, I buy the next gen version

[inner charm]

manual is the best

[copper gull]

Hydraulic is the only way to go lol

[inner charm]

CRANK THEM ARMS

[copper gull]

Yeah

[misty burrow]

I enjoyed it so yeah

Money well spent

[sudden zodiac]

ww3 doesnt even have servers good enough to load its homepage

[lilac gulch]

On next gen?

[sudden zodiac]

jfl

[carmine timber]

played the campaign ?

[misty burrow]

Yes

[sudden zodiac]

i think im never getting a refund man

[patent quail]

Campaign was fire

[misty burrow]

And yes, most of it

[carmine timber]

yessssssssss

[winged inlet]

you were scammed, sorry

[carmine timber]

cold war campaign is really good

[patent quail]

Multiplayer, not so much but it's fun. Treyarch never made a bad campaign pretty much.

[carmine timber]

BO3 people say

is bad

[lilac gulch]

But not that good either

[dry elbow]

Cold War was okay

[sudden zodiac]

man fuck, this game makes bf2042 look fucking good

[patent quail]

Neither did Infinity Ward, Sledgehammer have yet to impress me.

[inner charm]

BO3 is fucking shit tier

omg

[lilac gulch]

At least the campaign for cold war was serviceable

[dry elbow]

Bo3 and bo4 was bad

[patent quail]

It's better than BO4 though, that's hot garbage.

[lilac gulch]

Cant say the same for vanguard

[carmine timber]

people like zombies of cold war

[inner charm]

BO3 has the worst campaign in cod, worse than ghosts

[dry elbow]

Vanguard multiplayer is annoying but can be fun in small bursts

[winged inlet]

Bo4 is good what chu mean 😦

[patent quail]

Sledgehammer can't make a single good cod

[misty burrow]

I mean, I usually have a tradition, since some of you say that CW was bad. I heard the same about Cyberpunk

So I bought 2 copies.

[dry elbow]

Sledgehammer makes good stuff

[misty burrow]

Same with Tsushima.

[lilac gulch]

When will cod be good again

[carmine timber]

advanced warfare was awesome

[lilac gulch]

WHEN DAMMIT. WHEN

[inner charm]

aw was good

[carmine timber]

this year

[lilac gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[misty burrow]

And I'll do the same with MW2

[obsidian path]

Infinite Warfare campaign one of the best

[winged inlet]

Wilde struggling to pay rent but gotta own the newbs first

[lilac gulch]

Why whats this year

[rich sail]

I appreciate cod for that AoT crossover they did and the weapon customization, but outsife of that I don't know. Haven't played much of them.

[patent quail]

It felt generic to me.

[inner charm]

mw2

[lilac gulch]

Oh ya mw

[dry elbow]

Cyberpunk was fun

[carmine timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947472614522241094/988582615386824754/ghost_AdobeExpress_1.gif

[misty burrow]

I own my apartment so I'm good with the rent thing

[patent quail]

ending is straight up emotional

[lilac gulch]

Anime skins incoming!

[inner charm]

MY THROAT IS DYING

aaaaaaa

[lilac gulch]

Ghost close that tab!

[carmine timber]

and i love it

[lilac forge]

What have you been doing? :O

[inner charm]

im being unamerican

drinking tea

cause diseased

[winged inlet]

I have 30 hours in CW but haven't touched the campaign lol

[inner charm]

well infected

[lilac forge]

Oh

[carmine timber]

i drink lemon tea

[lilac forge]

I get a sore throat from time to time

[misty burrow]

I'm about to do a Corpo playthrough

[lilac forge]

homies be ruthless

[inner charm]

plain black tea rn, i prefer greentea tho

[misty burrow]

Against my own principles

[patent quail]

play it, it's great. the guy who voiced Reagan makes you think they bought him back from the dead

[misty burrow]

I'll try the corpo lifepath

[inner charm]

my tastes are more eastern than western with tea

[lilac gulch]

The only time i had fun in a cod multiplayer was once in MW2019, on the open map with crashed planes. i slowly moved through the middle wreckage and picked people off crossing. It was war mode

[carmine timber]

nice i love lemon tea taste

[patent quail]

I'm doing corpo rn and you get to boss people around with it, worth it.

[lilac gulch]

The hud was minimal and it was very slow paced for multiplayer

I actually liked it

Without it becoming a sim game

[misty burrow]

Ugh, horrible.

[winged inlet]

Corpo playthrough lets you feel like you're not a hobo for 30 minutes, then takes that away from you

[carmine timber]

dont like coffee ?

[patent quail]

Why? You don't need to beg on your knees, you say something, people will follow.

[lilac gulch]

Lets talk about good games guys. Lego indiana jones for the Wii

[carmine timber]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MemorableImpishAlaskanmalamute-size_restricted.gif

[patent quail]

Also you get a nice suit at the start

[carmine timber]

a good game @lilac gulch

[dry elbow]

I hate the Lego games

[misty burrow]

A corpo rat doesn't deserve to experience this.

[patent quail]

Or COD for the PS Vita

[carmine timber]

i never played any and have no interest

[lilac gulch]

I actually cant see why

Other than its not youre type of game

[dry elbow]

Well I also hate Minecraft

[sudden zodiac]

u work at ea?

[lilac gulch]

I liked lego when i was little

[carmine timber]

i never played minecraft and have no interest

[lilac gulch]

I wouldnt like lego games now

[patent quail]

[lilac gulch]

And minecraft is just boring

[misty burrow]

Yes.

[lilac gulch]

And it was ruined for me

[misty burrow]

Cope, I'm just right

[dry elbow]

Some games don’t make sense to me

[misty burrow]

Panam is not for corpo rats.

[dry elbow]

Like I try to understand what makes them good

[lilac gulch]

They just fit a different demographic

[sudden zodiac]

explain to me why can't you people literaly copy paste bf4 code, and make a slightly more modern GUI, and add new maps, and call it bf5.

[patent quail]

Nomad scum

[winged inlet]

don't have to, just play what you enjoy

[lilac gulch]

Like how madden players still exist

[dry elbow]

Yeah but even if I like the same genre

[misty burrow]

Because that's not how game, and code development works.

[dry elbow]

But not specific games

[lilac forge]

They were fun back then

[dry elbow]

Because BF4 is shit

[sudden zodiac]

fuck

[rich sail]

I'm gonna try out that mod Way talked about for minecraft. Supposedly there's actual skill ceilings, and progression. Which is my biggest issue with base MC.

[sudden zodiac]

paosfsfpjo

[lilac gulch]

It is for kids. Youre an adult. So it makes sense to not enjoy lego anymore

[carmine timber]

i knew that you will edit it 🤣

[dry elbow]

BF4 was the worst bf game besides 2042

God that game was trash

[lilac gulch]

And adults get less creative and boring so minecraft starts to suck

[lilac forge]

You should give it a try

[misty burrow]

Imagine not going Streetkid and converting into a Nomad

Just imagine

[winged inlet]

bf vietnam best bf, I got to shoot some fellow comrades

[sudden zodiac]

khhv incel and proud

[lilac gulch]

That is not true. It sucked at launch but its good after a few patches

[carmine timber]

i like judy

[dry elbow]

I hated it through and through

[lilac forge]

?

[lilac gulch]

Theres far worse bf games

[rich sail]

BF Vietnam had great helicopter phsyics.

[misty burrow]

We can't be friends.

[carmine timber]

[sudden zodiac]

if you dont know what that means, you're doing something with your life, and that's good.

[lilac gulch]

Bfv is worse just for its continous issues throughout its life and lack of content compared to even bf3 or 4

[carmine timber]

you dont like judy ?

[dry elbow]

I like Judy

[sudden zodiac]

dude i forgot bf5 exists

fuck

[patent quail]

Imagine not wanting to be sigma male by picking corpo

[lilac gulch]

THE judge judy?

[misty burrow]

I can't even romance her as a male protagonist so...

[lilac gulch]

I try to forget it

[dry elbow]

Yes

[misty burrow]

I will vomit.

[sudden zodiac]

is that the woke bf ?

[lilac forge]

Idk man

[sudden zodiac]

based.

[lilac gulch]

Judy the judge is so cool. I love the judy of judge.

[rich sail]

Have you tried out Persona, Wilde?

[winged inlet]

you be the wiener, I be the bun, come to my house let's have some fun

[carmine timber]

👀 i always select female character

[lilac gulch]

Who the heck is judge judy

[inner charm]

love coffee but as i use creamer, it would just make my symptoms worse

[dry elbow]

BFV isn’t woke, only morons think that

[sudden zodiac]

i'd react with chad emoji if i could

[misty burrow]

Yeah though I hate it not having 60fps unlocked on next gen

It makes me seethe a bit

[lilac gulch]

Bfv just sucks in general. Except for its gunplay

[dry elbow]

I loved BFV

[lilac forge]

Have some solpadine

[lilac gulch]

I hate so many design choices for bfv

Even the menus are just horrid

[rich sail]

Sheesh yeah. P5 on RPCS3 at 60 FPS was great to experience.

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-to-chad-nerd-chad-gigachad-gif-26013232

[inner charm]

had some dayquil

[rich sail]

Same with P3 on PCSX2.

[lilac gulch]

I remember when persona fans wouldnt quit crying when persona didnt work on rpcs3

[rich sail]

Persona 3 is the best one imo, retains the challenge of SMT but uses the world of Persona.

[lilac gulch]

Meanwhile every other game...

[misty burrow]

Listen, you can call me shallow

[carmine timber]

sad twiggs

[misty burrow]

But I can't really go back to 30fps

[winged inlet]

once you go 144hz you can't go back

[misty burrow]

I used to have a crappy laptop that could barely hit 30fps, I don't want to go back to that.

[lilac gulch]

30fps is fine for me if its meant to be played like that too

[inner charm]

EA makes you auto shallow dw

[rich sail]

Nah that makes sense. Some people are already stuck with 144fps and can't go back to 60.

[lilac forge]

360hz

[winged inlet]

im not chasing that bruh

it's a high i can't afford

[dense nest]

[lilac gulch]

560hz

[misty burrow]

I just want a 240hz monitor

[carmine timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/140933721929940992/985938540112265248/pop.gif

[inner charm]

ironic as human eyes cant see the difference between 60 fps and 144 fps unless it drops which youll notice for half a second

[misty burrow]

For that buttery smooth COD experience.

[lilac forge]

Doesn't exist

[inner charm]

[lilac gulch]

Then ill make it exist!

[rich sail]

I remember Burnout Paradis working fine on my Intel HD Graphics 4 gigs of ram laptop from like, 10 years ago lol.
I'm still shocked that ran on there, at 40-50 fps too.

It's an old game, but still.

[lilac forge]

The human eye is capable of.....

[misty burrow]

It's subjective, I can notice the difference in smoothness

[lilac forge]

Go to china then

[misty burrow]

60fps vs 144 is extremely janky to me.

[lilac gulch]

tHe HumAn EyE cAn SeE aT 24FPS

[inner charm]

its scientifically proven that human eyes cant tell the difference between 60hz and 144 but your brain can

[misty burrow]

Then I must be built different

[misty burrow]

Could be so, it matters that I as a being can see an obvious difference between those two

[lilac forge]

Moving car number plate focus 60fps example

[rich sail]

Lol oh shit I remember people saying the whole "You can't see past 30fps" years and years ago

That was a funny claim

[inner charm]

thats hilarious

[lilac gulch]

When i put my glasses on I see at 80fps. No cap

[inner charm]

60 fps is the max your eyes register usually tho it does indeed vary

[misty burrow]

[winged inlet]

console users coping

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-to-chad-nerd-chad-gigachad-gif-26013232

[inner charm]

your brain tho can register higher fps

[lilac forge]

Lol xbsx is an overclocked rtx 2070ti

[lilac gulch]

Ima go play a good game

[sudden zodiac]

according to wikipedias list of ethnic slurs, you can be "racist" towards a fruit.

[lilac gulch]

Street fighter 4. Ultra edition.

[misty burrow]

I think a 2070 would be a safer bet

[lilac gulch]

I need to buy an arcade fighting game pad

[rich sail]

Does anyone know why I'd be getting 90-100 fps on BF1, but the mouse feels horrible?

[lilac gulch]

Not enough buttons on my ps4 for it

[obsidian path]

Xbox Series X is comparable to RTX 2080 Super in floating point

[lilac gulch]

Mouse acceleration. Youre mousr surface sucks

[lilac forge]

Yeah

[winged inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3fbY3Q8Bs

[misty burrow]

Though if you compared actual in-game performance, I feel a 2070 would be closer.

[lilac forge]

2070 man

[obsidian path]

PS5 = RTX 2070 Super
XSX = RTX 2080 Super

Consoles also have the benefit of optimization

[plain lily]

Unlawful termination hurray

[winged inlet]

unemployment uwu?

[plain lily]

I'm still on hold on that from my firing at amazon

But yes

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-not-eat-my-grapes-cute-nom-stop-gif-22686153

[plain lily]

Plus my friend who was fried along with me is taking legal action since they fired him with no reason given and no warnings as well

[lilac forge]

Amazon fired you guys?

Just don’t work at Amazon it sucks

[plain lily]

Nah this was from a plant merchandiser for lowes

[lilac forge]

Work at xbox

[obsidian path]

Sounds like a typical layoff

[winged inlet]

depends on where you live and how long you have been working for them, they can possibly just fire you without a reason

[misty burrow]

I'd suggest you don't go into detail if you plan to take legal action

[proven compass]

How can he eat that shit

[plain lily]

I'm not planning on it since I only worked there a month

[carmine timber]

racoon enjoying grapes

[plain lily]

I'm just gonna get on unemployment from Amazon and ride out the last 4 months of class

[proven compass]

Grapes are disgusting

[carmine timber]

nnooononononononononono

[plain lily]

Grapes make wine and wine is good

[winged inlet]

The frenchman says he hates grapes

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-wine-sleepy-bored-disco-lights-gif-22099515

[winged inlet]

somebody arrest him

[sudden zodiac]

bro this shit scam game ww3 uses a third party for its costumer support

[lilac forge]

Amazon is making female orcs, what a bunch of morons

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/police-police-nationale-police-nationale-france-rescue-falling-gif-16626778

Average French police moment

[lilac forge]

The guillotine is ready sir.

[carmine timber]

fruits you like ?

[proven compass]

I am so proud of my cops

[winged inlet]

that's alright, considering Italian wines are better

[proven compass]

Bananas, Strawberries and well let's say Apples sometimes

[proven compass]

Ok what did you say now

[carmine timber]

nice 🍇

🍇

🍎

[proven compass]

You can't kill me with my own weapons

[carmine timber]

🍌

[proven compass]

🤮

[carmine timber]

🍓

[winged inlet]

cut his benefits instead

[proven compass]

Love this one

[plain lily]

Jager more like

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-rbf-statue-art-gif-24771203

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-in-the-big-blue-house-taking-out-the-trash-chores-trash-bear-gif-17986472

Me throwing Jager in its proper place

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-you-sure-ok-okay-sure-this-bear-gif-20127342

God damn french people...

[plain lily]

Anyone who likes Jager straight has serious issues and should just admit to being a helicopter main

[lilac forge]

mad+ volcano + sethee

• fire nation

[plain lily]

[lilac forge]

[upbeat rivet]

Jager acog go brrr

[carmine timber]

https://c.tenor.com/XmsP1zzo-G4AAAAd/huh-what-is-it.gif

[winged inlet]

Average french male
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Le_Pen

[plain lily]

Jägermeister im just too lazy to type out the whole drink

[lilac forge]

call em operators specialist again and i will goyo the glaz out of you

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/guff-fortnite-true-agree-among-us-gif-23669822

[upbeat rivet]

U have issues with da jagermeister?

[winged inlet]

it's piss

[proven compass]

Ho ok

[full badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/693858953246802000/912696241387896854/image0-63.gif

[plain lily]

[proven compass]

You mean the R6 SPECIALISTS, I gotta admit I really prefer BF2042 OPERATORS

[full badge]

Iam here to post this lovely cat

🙂

[plain lily]

Cruise missile da cat

[upbeat rivet]

Sadge

[proven compass]

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tachanka-rainbow-six-siege-lmg-gun-gif-21497597

[full badge]

I main the annoying operators thanks 🙂

[proven compass]

Imma cruise missile you if you touch to da cat

[plain lily]

One of my cats is so fat it would bounce the missile off

[full badge]

also I love shotguns with slugs

[plain lily]

Slug snipers

[lilac forge]

TCG10

[winged inlet]

the aa-12 with slugs is poggers

[plain lily]

How dare you say poggers and not use one of these

[lilac forge]

I love lack of bullets (Hibana Mozzie)

[plain lily]

[full badge]

also I troll diamonds and plats in unranked since I always match agaisnt those

[upbeat rivet]

AA-12 with explosive rounds

[lilac forge]

those arent bullets those are russian potaotes

[full badge]

https://streamable.com/frhepn

[plain lily]

AA-12 with dragonbreath rounds

[upbeat rivet]

AA-12 with 100 round drum mag

[winged inlet]

I hate how dead bodies just disappear now

[full badge]

you know why they did that?

[winged inlet]

client side thing

[upbeat rivet]

Performance

[full badge]

no

worse

[velvet geode]

china :D

[full badge]

client side you could exploit it and not get hit sometimes when behind one

I did it sometimes

when they were on a favorable place

[winged inlet]

yeah, but the hologram thing is stupid af

I want the dead bodies back

[lilac forge]

I forgot the russian operator name

[winged inlet]

fuck the pros

[proven compass]

Boris

[lilac forge]

Tachanky chan

[full badge]

tchanka, glaz, finka, fuze or kapkan?

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-gif-9510476

[upbeat rivet]

Tachanka mains in the chat?

[lilac forge]

Monte shield exploit 2022

[plain lily]

[full badge]

I like playing as flores wdym

[plain lily]

[lilac forge]

I had a clip of acing with Ela knife

[plain lily]

It's too late for you already joker

[full badge]

since they always ban thatcher around my elo and I used to main him

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783079835597537331/954772617628360744/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[lilac forge]

I don't understand the appeal to ban thatcher

[plain lily]

Now you're no longer joker but just an extension of the Flores hivemind

[lilac forge]

Kaki and maverick are way worse

[full badge]

gadget is overpowered lol

its not even a question

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-be-sad-this-is-just-how-it-works-out-sometimes-angel-bf2042-battlefield-angel-dont-be-sad-angel-gif-24855532

They will fuck you up

[lilac forge]

Used to be

Not since 2020

[full badge]

literally disables every electronic and you can't do shit as a defender

[winged inlet]

fucken mozzie just stole my damn drone

[lilac forge]

You can like pick em up and redeply em if you are near

[full badge]

now either just flores or kali

[lilac forge]

Maverick

[full badge]

also zero works too

with his camera gadget thing

idk I dont play zero

[lilac forge]

Not to mention the next patch will have cook the emps + a new secondary gadget for attackers called impact emps

[lilac forge]

Only on chalet garage

[full badge]

I wish was only chalet garage

[lilac forge]

It can't penetrate electrified falls unlike literally every other anti gadget op

[lilac forge]

Everything they add gradually makes the game worse

[winged inlet]

It's sad how they killed splinter cell and reduced Sam Fisher to "Zero"

[lilac forge]

Can’t beat 2018-20 siege

[lilac forge]

Sir we don't care

[full badge]

talking about that Iam on the mood to farm a bit more of that season pass in siege rn

[lilac forge]

Who asked

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-monkey-orangutan-smiliong-orangutan-ape-gif-21939747

[full badge]

me who plays siege since release

[lilac forge]

Ngl doc skin slaps

[full badge]

Operation Health

[unkempt basin]

Siege has a battlepass now???

[lilac forge]

Cope

[lilac forge]

Since like

[full badge]

I mean I like the battlepass system in siege

[lilac forge]

2 years

[full badge]

the amount of rewards and how easy is to grind it

[remote oxide]

smelly portuguese

[full badge]

much better than the old standard

[proven compass]

Yes and a year pass

[lilac forge]

Meanwhile valorant battlepass

[full badge]

stinki spaniard

[remote oxide]

[winged inlet]

Yeah I got 2 bp levels playing a match lol

siege's pass is pog

[lilac forge]

Year 7 pass was a limited time deal

[full badge]

like the old method was 8 operators a year, you get the 2 cosmetics for each of them and that would be it, plus a charm

[lilac forge]

I hated the old system

[proven compass]

Ok ok

[lilac forge]

Added too many broken operators

[full badge]

now you get 4 season passes, the operator for free and a ton of cosmetics, R6 premium currency and packs

[lilac forge]

Zofia with 4 impacts 2 old concuss AND that ak

[full badge]

this seasons operator is useless

[lilac forge]

He is mid

[lilac forge]

no lol, some were broken at release but they were better than the acid trip like shit they come up with now

[full badge]

I haven't found one situation in high elo matches where I play, where I found it usefull

people still prefer breachers and nade operators and counter gadget over sens

[lilac forge]

I can proove you wrong but i won't

[lilac forge]

As Gregor said "all operators are viable"

Other than black beard fuck black beard

[full badge]

@remote oxide Paul Riccard Race today in ACC

[winged inlet]

just got called a noob by the guy I killed because I ads with a shotgun

nice

[upbeat rivet]

Skill issue

[remote oxide]

paul ricard i snooze

[lilac forge]

Old = cavera, frost, buck. simple, unique and relevant abilities.
New = ace, mozzy. Elaborate random shit that classic operators could do but slightly different

[full badge]

I jsut got into one game

first op they ban

thatcher

never fails

[remote oxide]

i have an endurace race in 5 days or so

[lilac forge]

Ace is literally the best hard breacher rn

[remote oxide]

driving an lmp2 on sebring

[lilac forge]

Mozzie is bae

[remote oxide]

cool beans

[full badge]

track, game and how long?

[lilac forge]

Best doesn’t mean he’s well designed, he doesn’t belong in the game

[carmine timber]

valkyrie, ela and iq

[lilac forge]

Also mozzie was released 3 yrs ago

[remote oxide]

assetto corsa, i think race is an hhour

[full badge]

ah so a stint race

[lilac forge]

The only hard teacher that should exist that can be ranged is hibana

[lilac forge]

Oh fuck it's da "muh realistic tactical shooter" gang

[remote oxide]

could say that

[lilac forge]

waffle

[carmine timber]

teacher 👀

[remote oxide]

theres also a dpi vs lmp1 race open registration tomorrow

i dont know what i want to race tho

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/r6-mira-gif-21527258

[full badge]

thats like what 2 full tanks of fuel?

[remote oxide]

should be

[full badge]

@remote oxide was supposed to go to the 6 hour endurance watkings glen in iracing

[remote oxide]

what worries me is the mod for the lmp2 doesnt show rear tires correcctly on the race essentials interface

so the tire life is a bit of a gamble

[obsidian path]

I hate my awful acid reflux, even room temperature water giving me heartburn

[full badge]

also with LMP2, my friends went and got like 7th place first time and they did another and got 5th place

[lilac forge]

Ima start a siege coaching

Tell people you can press alt to slow walk

Fucking blow there brains off

[remote oxide]

prototypes and lmp cars are fun to race

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[remote oxide]

its closest i get to open wheelers without full open wheelers

[full badge]

yeh

[plain lily]

me who played D1 and 2 since releasing

[lilac forge]

2042 fanboys:

[full badge]

LMP2 is fun, although I kinda wanna get into LMP1, but in iracing they're boring and not many people drive them

[patent quail]

Joking, but I'm just tired of being the protaganist that comes from a wasteland for the 19th time.

[full badge]

or just keep myself in the GT3, although iracing doesn't know how to simulate ABS

[remote oxide]

24h of lemans or spa then

[full badge]

so I'll keep myself in ACC for GT3

we are going to the 24 hour le mans

team of like 6 people

[remote oxide]

neato

[full badge]

august in iracing

LMP2 if Iam not mistaken

[plain lily]

Just do street thug then

[lilac forge]

Valorant low elo is literally brain dead kids

I only play unrated but i know everything

[remote oxide]

the issue i also have with lmp cars and cars with kers and ers systems is that my wheel has little buttons

i need to upgrade soon

[patent quail]

that's almost the same thing, living in the deprived areas of the city.

But I will try other pathways someday.

I still haven't finished my first one haha

[quaint herald]

Everything must be clean, very clean.
That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty, dirty.
Also that boy Elroy. Dirty, dirty.

[lilac forge]

Valorant is full of fortnite kids

[wispy valley]

Ze spy

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-easily-impressed-pyro-paints-pyro-tf2-spy-tf2-that-gray-cartoon-pony-gif-25081163

[lilac forge]

(real)

[upbeat rivet]

Valorant is for people that don't get bitches

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-rap-can-you-rap-spy-can-you-rap-spy-gif-24996475

[wispy valley]

Whens the last time you played then

[upbeat rivet]

2 weeks after launch

[lilac forge]

I only get maidens

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/face-palm-shake-my-head-smdh-smh-muppets-gif-21657764

[lilac forge]

Moon maiden is ugly asf

Shut up

[upbeat rivet]

Every time I play a match they're always be that one guy who bitches about not getting a woman

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-shut-up-spy-spy-tf2-tf2-gif-25004210

[lilac forge]

That's league of legends I guess

[upbeat rivet]

Lol players don't touch grass

[lilac forge]

You are grinding for a virtual role in a gaming discord server

[plain lily]

Pew pew

[upbeat rivet]

Because i can bb

[lilac forge]

Requires way less skill then maining yasuo

Yes i am talking to you yasuo mains out here fuck you

[upbeat rivet]

L

[lilac forge]

Who is yasuo?

[winged inlet]

this fucking Fuze looked at me for a whole second, then teamkilled me

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/yasuo-wheelchair-gif-19364288

[upbeat rivet]

lol character

[lilac forge]

Should have shot first

That's the staring rule

[lilac forge]

And who is yasou main here?

[upbeat rivet]

Fuze players always like that

[lilac forge]

They are hiding

[lilac forge]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/league-irelia-irelia-league-league-of-legends-turret-gif-24451843

[unkempt basin]

👀

[upbeat rivet]

Why the fuck we talking about lol of all things

[unkempt basin]

Lol is for fat chads

[lilac forge]

Because fuck you irelia is the best

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-gif-25343778

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/bet-ill-bet-ill-bet-you-have-star-wars-han-solo-gif-4952762

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/more-kda-kda-more-ahri-kda-ahri-gif-18982912

[pseudo spire]

i remember the very first time i played mira in casual i got tk'ed instantly because i "placed a bad mirror"

[lilac forge]

I love ahri tho

[upbeat rivet]

S.I.M.P

[plain lily]

S.I.M.P

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/quickly-that-escalated-quickly-joker-the-dark-knight-dark-knight-gif-5841756

https://tenor.com/view/ahri-kda-anime-heart-gif-14635957

[unkempt basin]

I TKd someone cause they had a bad mic and my team did it afterwards

[plain lily]

Toxic behavior kai

[pseudo spire]

youre the reason i hate r6

[plain lily]

Shameful

[lilac forge]

I tked someone because he was fucking hacking

[unkempt basin]

youre the reason i hate r6

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kda-kda-all-out-kda-akali-kda-eveleyn-kda-kaisa-gif-19051927

[upbeat rivet]

I tked someone because they didn't like tachanka mains

[lilac forge]

She is ahri she will kill you

In 3 seconds

[upbeat rivet]

Thats called catgirls (fuck knows wth that means)

[lilac forge]

Lol girls have a curse of being too hot

:(

[upbeat rivet]

S.I.M.P

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-patrick-couch-patrick-jean-gif-23453221

[upbeat rivet]

Im not the expert

[lilac forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/728031877314773074/989221531450216488/IMG_7380.jpg

[unkempt basin]

It means it's a catgirl

[upbeat rivet]

Why people like catgirls

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-mgs-mgr-mgrr-metal-gear-rising-rising-revengance-gif-23620902

[carmine timber]

good bye

[upbeat rivet]

Bye

[unkempt basin]

Best of both worlds? Idk

[upbeat rivet]

Wha

U know what i dont wanna know

[unkempt basin]

Looks cool and/or cute in some cases

[neon void]

anyone tryna squad up?

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/gothic-girl-goth-girl-catgirl-neko-cat-ears-gif-18564136

[dry elbow]

It’s the idea about them

[blissful hill]

Reincarnation techniques are OP

[pseudo spire]

until you see an ugly cat girl

[dry elbow]

Yeah true

[pale fjord]

New warzone update lookin kinda mental

[blissful hill]

Girls can't be ugly, just alternative looking

[dry elbow]

But the reality is the same reason cat woman was attractive in a way

[pale fjord]

[dry elbow]

There was some psychological study about human beings association with feral characteristics found in animals that can be sexually attractive when portrayed by human beings

[blissful hill]

We're slowly crawling towards Furry talk

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-uncanny-depressed-sad-trollface-gif-24958563

[upbeat rivet]

Furrys

[warped fractal]

That be uncanny

[tropic cobalt]

what did i walk into

[dry elbow]

So In simple reasoning: girls behaving like cats while looking cute and vulnerable is seen as attractive

[blissful hill]

I wonder how people would react here if I changed my pfp to a furry

[dry elbow]

Well furries are different to be fair

[upbeat rivet]

Bruh

[dry elbow]

A girl having cat ears where her hair is, far different than an anthromorphic character

[blissful hill]

But would you push either one away?

[pale fjord]

Feline?

[dry elbow]

One is still human, the other is just a bipedal animal

[blissful hill]

My question remains, Miki.

[upbeat rivet]

Wtf i started

[dry elbow]

What do you mean by push either way

They don’t exist on the same scale really

[blissful hill]

Would you reject any one of them?

[dry elbow]

A girl with cat ears I still see as human so I wouldn’t reject that one

A girl covered in fur and the appearance of a human animal? I’d reject that

[upbeat rivet]

Agree

[dry elbow]

Like I could put on a pair of cat ears right now

Still makes me a human girl

[rich sail]

I know a movie for you Miki

[lilac forge]

Wtf is that?

[rich sail]

It's called cats

[obsidian path]

[blissful hill]

Cats is a cinematic movie masterpiece

[lilac forge]

Get yourself together @lilac forge you're not a catboy

[dry elbow]

There’s no fur on my hands or anything

[rich sail]

Are you sure, Miki?

[blissful hill]

You can get those fur glove things

[rich sail]

How do we know you're not secretly a cat

[upbeat rivet]

Musical classic

[dry elbow]

I’d never involve myself with furries

[patent quail]

Gunter, bring the flammenwerfer

[obsidian path]

[blissful hill]

Would you wear one of these or something similar?

[upbeat rivet]

Bring a fucking tank

[dry elbow]

Absolutely not

[lilac forge]

My god...

[dry elbow]

That’s not cute at all

[upbeat rivet]

I would burn it

[dry elbow]

I’d also never pretend to be a cat

[blissful hill]

On the same google search, I found some weird oven mitts

[obsidian path]

lmao

[rich sail]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Okay the oven mits are a little cute

[upbeat rivet]

[dry elbow]

But I like cooking and baking so

[rich sail]

Okay those are kinda funny honestly

[dry elbow]

And I like cats

[lilac forge]

That's too cook....

[dry elbow]

So that’s a little harmless

[blissful hill]

I know what an oven mitt is

[lilac forge]

No you don't

[dry elbow]

Some people don’t

[lilac forge]

xactly

[blissful hill]

Those people probably have burns on their hands

[rich sail]

I just reach in and grab the food

[blissful hill]

or never cook

[rich sail]

Ez pz

[lilac forge]

Or are real men

[upbeat rivet]

Or used towels

[dry elbow]

It’s most likely the latter

Not the former

[lilac forge]

Miki can you enlight me with some japanese prayer?

[dry elbow]

You make fun of me in the weirdest ways

[lilac forge]

I'm asking

I'm not making fun of you

ni-rei, ni-hakushu, ichi-rei

[dry elbow]

Yeah I’m aware of two bows, two claps, one bow

Sounds like you don’t need enlightening if you already know it too

[lilac forge]

masu you ni

[carmine timber]

masu masu

i dont know what i typed

[lilac forge]

I think I need to learn japanese

[dry elbow]

Masu you ni is basically like be well or hope you be well or something

[lilac forge]

I need to become virtuous

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

I’m not proficient in Japanese so

I wouldn’t ask me about it

[carmine timber]

i want to learn english

[inner charm]

git gud

[carmine timber]

trying

[inner charm]

skill issue

try harder

[carmine timber]

trying harder

[inner charm]

obviously not hard enough

[sonic plover]

I forgot how much I crush in cod mobile..with my iPad lol

[inner charm]

japanese is weird

kaeru is not a ru verb

[lilac forge]

Nothing can beat karate

[inner charm]

karate isnt japanese

[lilac forge]

What is?

[inner charm]

karate a chinese inspired okinawan art

heavily influenced*

china brought it to japan

practically

[lilac forge]

My fingers are like arrows, my arms like iron, my feet like spears... resist and I will end you

[inner charm]

with an edgy name like yours? nah

[lilac forge]

How is my name edgy?