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I don’t date anyone who posts cursed cat
I only allow it ironically
If you unironically post it



@dry elbow have you watched classroom of the elite

Good thing I've been clean for quite some time 
I’ll introduce you to factorio and ruin your life like it did mine
A bunch of people now blacklisted

Carbo is coming after you now miki
Did you like it?
You're not
Carbo posts it so much he’s already out
What about mozzy


Yea
Mozzy is allowed to post it
What about hess and mozzy
I've been ignored 
Hess is allowed to
I’m excited to see season 2 in a month or two, hopefully it’s good
when you realize bf4 was last updated 7 years ago 
Been a while since I last posted cursed cat
True
I hate you.

Jk

Im calling your gf twiggs
Novelty wore off within days
Bro was on 1 hp
she would laugh
No more 3some
my gf is a troll miki
when you realize bf4 was last updated 7 years ago 


Im a troll
she rickrolled me last night

Aren’t we all a troll
Wanna live under a bridge with me?

And get lit on fire?
wildes a troll confirmed
Sounds good.

Nah
tactical troll inbound 
I saw a ping on BF discord and thought I was in trouble again
You got in trouble?
Why would you be
Mozzy yelling at his mods
Well the swallow comment for one

I started it so
I'll take the L if need be.
Tunde has said worse 
It's not that bad
🤔
swallow or spit out
I always end it
Nice.
My life do be a lie
I always finish
That’s good
I never stop after I start until it’s done
It's a perfectly fine thing to say unless someone has social capabilities of a robot
You did crash a cargo plane into a casino
Sweet lord 
i will do a backflip
sus

Nothing sus about the truth
Hey it was a fuel leak, we had to perform an emergency landing

Common W
It's good to bring things in life to their finish
I finish 2 times a day
Into the side of the building?
God I wish that were me
Yes
Once I get going it’s over when I say it is

Interesting details
And I always finish in last place
based
Heyo same
u last long?
Also this is me
yor
Someone's being a leader
Which game ?
GTA 5
Im like the call of duty perk Marathon

More like Overkill
Lol big casino go booooom
approved
🤨
Yes an emergency landing which ends up by a crash, makes sense to me lol
Better that than Last Stand
I regret my decision
Yes, the fuel leak got pretty big

What caused it ?
The last joke I made lol
Don't
Oh someone is standing, but it’s never me
It was 
Me flying into the Maze Bank building

I like to stay low


Just when it was getting good
Shame.
Doesn't look professional to me
Exactly 
Naw trust me it was a text book landing
Your loss.
Sus chat
A text book landing ? What is that
Im the type of person that gets 6 call of duty perks
Speaking about perking up-
oh boy
Nvm I won't get banned today
Cringe
Which ones
perked up huh wilde
It's so early 

I always aim to impress.

I can't really reply to that in any way
Marathons, juggernaut, Sleight of Hand, double tap, deep impact, extreme conditioning
Respectable
Last one jfc
Impressive, very nice.
Sounds about right
I HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT IF MANIFEST DESTINY COULD BE STOPED LOL
I heard Second Chance is bugged and stacks sometimes
It does
I don't play the more recent titles
thats not the only thing that stacks
It could
Well, clearly not a fan of Dead Silence, I see

Don’t blame you
YES THATS WHAT I SAID
Only if it’s a stealth mission
Stealth is overrated
I have vehicle perks as well
Someone's versatile
Always go guns blazing.
Would I ever be able to convince you to play bo2 zombies?
Greased Bearings and Ordinance Training
Get a microphone

For when someone r…. Never mind
I was about to
I need to go lol
But I had a second thought about it
My headset microphone doesn't work on Xbox

And probably Fireworks in WaW
Yes twiggs
WAIT cheddar you have next gen right?
Rip
when stealth is optional 
Ye
You got he’ll let loose?
I hated that perk
mine is a mess rn
Good thing something else isn't getting curled
Is it in game pass?
Shave it all off
No
curl me daddy
Fuck
🤨
No
Rip
I'd rather have someone else sorry Twiggs.
ME GOING TO EXTRACT THE VIPS AT 3AM
My condolences.
What perks in MW2 then? Stopping Power, Danger Close, Commando and Last Stand on the table?
Caps lock on?
Light weight
no
^
i want you to know, you wouldnt be able to curl me anyways
Commando is nice

😛
Also true
Wilde is pretty strong
Give me a few more months big guy.
Don’t doubt what he can curl
You'd be surprised.
You guys are weird, I'm going back to bfee
Wilde how much can you bench
I like ponds is just random, chedder and fancy are talking about xbox and then the rest of the chat is fucked 
wilde its gonna take more than a few months
very cursed probably
I have noodle arms and zero strength
69 ounces
Hang on, translating to freedom units
Discord moment
See ya
twiggs with the kolibri
I got muted for 3days for way less 
who is ponds

I got banned on Minecraft server for calling a mod a tree puncher

I think 100lb has been my PR, I suck at maths atm
10k plus kills with the kolibri and then talk
^
Spiffy flex on this guy please
My record bench was 60kg, but that was 10 years ago
Yeah big guy, my sternum needs to heal
With your flare gun kills
ill give you 9 months
Now it's worse, I think
Otherwise it'd just snap
thanks for the compliment, gf said i was big

I got banned for being curious about someone's disability they was already talking about inchat 
100KG or 100 LBS
I feel like you bench more than 100 lbs
I HAVE BATTLEFIELD4 PREMIUM HE HE HE HA
100 lb is, like, 45 kg
I can, but I need to heal first.
LMFAO
I've had surgery for my caved in sternum
Thats a me move Kai
And I need to take it slow.
Will this do instead
Ooooh did you have uhh what’s it called
Welp ima take a nap in class
Where your ribs are like
See y’all later
i had surgery cause my dock was too long
Collapsed inward
Sternum excavatum
I have a friend that got a surgery to fix that recently

Yes!
Just don't end up on an Instagram page asleep 
I have a friend that got that surgery like 8 months ago
poo poo pee pee
Yeah shit takes a while to fix
Hope your recovery goes okay!
But I needed to get it since it was pressing on my heart
Yeah he’s still recovering
More rookie than a no lifer, but will suffice.
Oh my that’s scary
It is, I'm adding 10lb each month
ouch
Ouch
i had a colonoscopy
it felt so good
🤨
I want bad company 2 remastered dice pls
they stick a tube into your ureter
AHHHHH
Vasectomy best surgery 
NOOOOO
i had it done to remove a kidney stone
post it to r/sounding 
So that awaits me, huh
i felt the after effects for about a year and a half
Ow
Well, fuck.
Ouch
Not necessarily
I had spinal surgery and that was the most intense surgery I had
youll sometimes get a pinch of pain where your ureter is
Less invasive approaches are becoming more and more common
colonoscopy best surgery 
I have 2 ugly scars right above my butt and it looks so hideous
not something id wish on anyone
I guess I am just lucky, not had any
The only thing I ever had under full anesthesia was tonsil removal (twice), so nothing special
Like right where my spine ends at my lower back
Most intense surgery I had was removing a thorn from my thumb in school 
I went through 2 botched surgeries
lol
Fun
AHHHH
had surgical removal of bottom wisdom teeth
Although I didn't quite lose consciousness for second one
i was drugged for 5 months
well ive had in toes but otherwise nothing
First one was a hernia that docs here didn't really know how to fix
I had all my wisdom teeth removed under surgery
walked home with a plastic bag tied around my foot
I still have all 4 of mine
same
i have one left
So they fucked me up real good but ultimately fixed it

Glad they fixed it
dont want the pain that comes when its time to remove them
Second one was when a tooth got so badly infected that it was eating my bone
And I got live surgery
delicious
That sounds like something that can feel stressful... and they probably feel like they look even worse than they really are
🤨
my dad had to hold me down while i was getting my uh... the corner of my eye stitched up when i was 4
Does the fallout 4 mod count 

My mouth was too small to fit all those teeth so I needed to get them out
Anesthesia doesn't really hold when you have an infection burning you up
But then, I'm one of those people who generally don't consider scars ugly
Same
Except my own
i know what your mouth can fit
No, go do the Easter eggs
These are hideous
So I had to feel each scalpel shot
ponds, cease
Scars are fine
Oh my
cease fire?
Here we go
A lot of boldness here

CEASE FIRE!
I have one in forehead
Imagine
Nobody will see my scars
To put it mildly
No
Because they are hideous
hey yall
Mine too, but I got used to it
Imagine you don't have bf1 peacekeeper
Which is an understandable approach, although, again, I don't believe in them being ugly
I got a scar on my eye from being smacked with a metal pole so I can't really hide it 
mine in the face is not very visible at least
I used to have a scar on my brow
ouch
What is Friday night bf ? What's special about it ?
Yeah but that’s cool because it’s an eye scar
But it disappeared with time
You probably look badass Kai
Couldn't be me, just don't look at my account 
Like one of those generals
You know I actually can
I ONCE HAD FLAWLESS SKIN
Tbh I'd probably weird people with my scars
The Thompson you mean ?
You're cool too
there was a shooting ing laguna woods church
You look flawless regardless, no need to dwell on that
I have a scar on my back from a rusty nail 
That's easy
I am flawed

Eh we all are
WHAT THE FUCK
I have a few scars
imagine you dont have the kolibri

Same
Everyone is to an extent, but far as I see it, your flaws are masively outweighed by your strong points
not easy kill
influence church might be next
Same, you've seen some shit from me huh. Thanks for being a champ about it though
i just finished doing maths-
lol
worst bf1 loadout auto pistol with kolibri

i roll with what i get

Spiffy's right though
Join the flawed gang
me when i forget to put on deodorant 

the fu-
If mental weak points resuled in scars, I would look like Freddy Krueger

Sicario you finally got regular didn’t you
what did they do that man
wrong reply?
Sometimes the system fails us
indeed i did
that was for miki sorry
Ima dm you something funny
Give the chat time to mourn please
You can tell from the incessant spam, can't you
just dont look what im listening to 💀
bet hon.
What are you listening to
nothing 
🤔
SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET-O
🤨

the one 1gb mistake
send loadout pics 


lol
I didn't know I was that low on storage
Open chat
See Japanese goblin
Close chat
ur phone is weak
whack
send loadout pics 
Truly a great song
i dont want to go to kai's dm anymore

I ran out of storage on my phone
It's stuck in my head because of how much people spam it
I regret listening to it
laughs in 250gb storage

SeNd LoAdOuT pIcS 
Eat the sand 
no thanks
32 GB, which should be plenty but annoying to keep programs down
thats warm bruh
too warm

cant handle my bf4 famas with the glock
15C today so im in tshirt
My electricity bill will spike so hard
I run famas with mares leg
you grow
its around 57 f rn
14c
i run sniper with iron sights with glock

I envy you

It’ll be 32C today
kinky
same
pretty warm

tbh kai dming me that sand video was tramatising for me
HOW U GET BOW
Jungle
huh
It’ll be 36C on Thursday @misty burrow
No you don’t!
You can't do the phantom program to get it anymore
Thats me singing spiffy
division roleplay

pretty much
maybe u should stop miki
You'll have to use the free jungle map DLC to get it instead, it's much easier to unlock that way too
not everyone can handle such a nice voice
BRO WHEN IS BATTLEFIELD CIVIL WAR COMING OUT
NEVER.
i have the worst voice in the universe
the ends of times man
i will not allow that
are here
i legit sound like a kid on drugs

but dont do them
@inner charm MAKE A BATTLEFIELD CIVIL WAR
dont do what
i dont do droogs.
i sound like a less manicky donut from red versus blue
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DUCK DONUTS
You don't need a full server for it
should i send you nose pic?
haha no im good
i have premium
Over there?
how does a nose pic prove this?
Jfc that's horrid
i will take one nose pic please
What does jfc even mean 
i think just f******* kidding
POV: I ate @inner charm
19 bottles of celsius on the wall, 19 bottles of celsius take one down pass it around
Close but not really
It gets hotter in august
It’s 19 C here
already have one
looks like the inside of someones mouth

it is
spam ping me in dm
horribly blurred
it is inside my mouth
ew
my breath blurred it
Pillows do not count though 
My AC can barely handle cooling off the room I'm in
🥵
thats what she said
Sweet lord
nope not a pillow

The bill will hit like a truck
its an acual human being
Have you ever played Chubby Bunny tunde
yes

It seems tunde has kidnapped someone 
That's fun
How wtf
stuffed it
i will suck your **** behind starbucks for mod
bet
my guy
laguna woods
I can only fit like 6 in my mouth!
installing stuffing routines isnt meant for that
check
I puked last time I did it
i will suck your ** behind starbucks for mod
interesting
bet
Trick is to wait before going for another one
Kinda cheating
i did fit in like 7-8
But eh it works
and spat it out
anaheim hills next
I did 11 before I felt sick 

Luckily I don’t have a gag reflex

👀
so much innuendo
Eh same, only some rancid smells get me over the edge

general moment
just use your inner whor3
A marshmallow was strong enough to push out your tooth?
Yea that’s fair
they were milk teeth
ur tongue can push your teeth


I'll be eating through a straw from fear sooner or later
e
Teeth usually have one root, some people have teeth with 2 roots
still waiting bahah

Then there's fucking mutants like me
type E inchat to pay respect to pac
With 3 roots
I hate it, I hate it and I hate it
stocks are up by 13% on the south side
i also remember raging on something younger that i shoved my whole teeth into a pillow and pulled out a tooth

some babies are born with teeth
We should make it illegal to talk about teeth
When I needed a tooth extraction they literally had to crack it with pliers beforehand
No
want to see mine 
No
stop drinking soda
All are, ever seen a radiology of an infant's skull?
Shit's terrifying
I get scared looking into my mouth

TYPE E IN CHAT TO PAY RESPECT TO PAC
ik that but some are born with milk teeth
im adapted to it
My tongue is kind of wide
🙏
Ooooh riiiight
Didn't know that
I can confidently say the same
I can curl my tongue tho
I'm scared of my teeth coming loose from anything
thats not an e idiot
SAME

I eatso carefully
I feel like an ork when I look at mine
i was studying genetics in kids
It's so terrifying
LMAO
🧦 ❌
i only eat carefully when its hard
They don't, they're pretty nudged into your bone
I can curl, but not roll it
TOMBSTONE
when the food is hard
And held by surrounding tissue
I heard it's genetic
if u lose ur teeth u can always drill in a bridge in ur jaw and and then drill in new teeth into that or something like that, but im afraid that would hurt like hell
Implants
i can do both

I want my whole jaw to be replaced with something stronger
POV YOU FIGHT IN WW3
Aswell as my teeth
i also tied a cherry stem with my tongue
I hate it

my 🥜 are

If you break your jaw like me sure
You'll get a titanium alloy plate
literally ball of steel
I've been uppercut a couple times
So it holds your bone together
Someone needs to absolutely smash my jaw it seems 
we can change this
hype squad
to?
No way in hell I can do that

No
your "heading" in the right direction 

I hate this server
but i luv u
🤣

ily

🗞️
Oof
The amount of patchwork my body required to keep working amazes me, now that I think of it
lmfoaoo
that new gen love is tough

me sad then
im surprised i made it to 25
Be careful with your teeth friends

I don't like teeth
I've been ran over so many times and my titanium plate always comes in clutch
SING EYE OF THE TIGER BUT REPLACE EVERY WORD WITH C0CK AND BALL TORTURE
Why can't we be robots 
I don't break my jaw anymore
SING EYE OF THE TIGER BUT REPLACE EVERY WORD WITH C0CK AND BALL TORTURE
It just...dislocates.
mine is less so death and moreso how tf have i not lost a limb or an eye yet
i searched up twiggs.exe in google and it showed a furry being giant
SING EYE OF THE TIGER BUT REPLACE EVERY WORD WITH C0CK AND BALL TORTURE
sorry having a giant stomach
i have a birth defect in my left eye, if it was a mm bigger, id be blind
Twiggs alt personality
why you have gun
My teeth are still in one piece
To kill myself when tunde is being himself 
i found this in twiggs.exe @inner charm
Ah I was about to ask if you had ocular nerve damage
ur tongue can alter your teeth formation
No
nah, its like a small underdeveloped mass in my eye
Whats the name of this anime
and what about the banana?
himoutu umaruchan
Wait wilde you dislocate your jaw too?
I mean, if it works, it works
join the SS same s4x
cause they immediately go, the fuck? enhance image
Yeah
join the ss
I can snap it open
i need to get braces.
thats enough, cease
you need to get a life
You'll find clean-up to be hell
i know 
cease fire?
Wait, you both can do that too?
Yeah my articulation got messed up when I broke my jaw, so now I can

I dislocated my jaw when I yawn but it locks up and I have to get it fixed
Was that supposed to be funny?
Uncomfortable
Exact same thing here
Or do I have one?
Let’s not say stuff like this
When yawning, my jaw can and often does dislocate on one side
No
So I have to snap it back and massage it afterwards
Can you pop it back in easily?
I need to give mine a whack
Easily is a stretch
The plate kinda weighs down on my jaw so yeah
I can’t snap it back. I always have to drive to the doctors
I need to massage the muscle in that area first as it instantly cramps the moment jaw dislocates
I used to think the same
It’s Hurts so much when it happen :(
How did
Fugg
Until I found the magic angle
Then I can snap the jaw back into position
Wait so how do you snap it
At which if I punch it, it just pops back
Always works
How do I snap it open?
No
Open palm push from the bottom of the jaw
How do you like get it back in
Around 40 degrees to my chin
Short quick punch
Hellriegel in real life: only 1
Battlefield 1: let's mass produce this gun
But it's different for everyone
Key part is that I need to massage the muscle that cramps when jaw dislocates
Russians running around with hellriegel
bf was never realistic or historically accurate
Yeah luckily I don't get that

i found the extended version
Then pain becomes bearable enough to snap it back in place
It hurts more than dislocation itself tbh
you aint wrong
Of course tunde eats the sand 
Battlefield 6 when?
I have bigger issues with left leg
Thanos: "snaps"
Cannibals:
Totally
Knee pop?
its cause he doesnt have grass
I HAVE GRASSS

My left leg will randomly die and I almost fall over 
I can dislocate my left hip joint on command when I'm in water
Had infection in it when I was 8
Left the joint loose
Funny for everyone else but when I do a fucking Jojo stance accidentally I feel so akward
awkward*
When battlefield 3 got released, it literally destroy cod reputation
Akward is auto corrected
and 1 too
But mw2019 saved cod reputation
Awkward
awkward
And warzone

awky
uwu
UwU Zaddy.
I hate you
When I got that infection I couldn't move from bed for a month, leg hurt too much to move
ily
Cod should realize that releasing games every year won't make your franchise successful
Anyone UwU they touch hell
It's not fun to learn how to walk again with muscle atrophy settling in
I had the same issue until I actually started working out my legs
Technically you UwU
I think my tendons were so flimsy that my knee would pop the wrong way
Well of to heaven watch and lear- "dies"
Ouch. My knees are almost fine, luckily
@unkempt basin
Monke
Monke.
I had ligament inflammation when I used to distance run
Mine are fine now, mostly
But that's it
Took a lot of effort to get them healthy though
GO BACK I WANNA BE MONKE!!!
Try codm
They should stop milking warzone
Half-marathon distance with active case of runner's knee was one of dumbest things I've done in my life
Ye
eh
We wasn't monke
My tummy hurts :(
get it replaced
eat le food.
What did you ate then
Oh no... lie down and rest
Get some proper rest, will you?
And warzone
It's quite like you're saying people are milking their jobs because they attend them every day
Sounds the same to me at least.
I hate 
dybala?
Feels like the past 3-4 days I’ve spent on my back in bed with tummy issues
dybala is kinda hot ngl
I hate microtransactions
It'll eventually pass, hang in there!
These cases happen... don't overexert yourself, that's most important
Nobody's forcing you into MTX
It's unjustifiable
And limit stressors
get the operator edition then
You either buy it, or don't
I remember i bought a game
Ok and?
its been like that since AW
Inb4 I go on a rant about how much I fucking hate tunde instead of halo infinite 
go on
M1 go brrrrr ping
I thought we were talking Warzone and CW
you won't 
I have right to criticize a game that I bought
Yeah
we have the right to tell you to piss off too
And I have a right to disagree with said critique









