general

[dry elbow]

I am very vanilla

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-not-nope-no-no-way-no-chance-gif-17243246

[misty burrow]

I'm fuckin done.

[tender flicker]

💀

[dense nest]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[cursive star]

Beat type of ice cream there is!

[tender flicker]

war

[dry elbow]

How kind of you to remember thrax

[carmine timber]

what is your opinion about star citizen zyro ? 🤔

[worn sedge]

bro am being attack by some lovely people

[tender flicker]

zyro?

[dry elbow]

I like mint chocolate chip!

[rough harness]

ey entice, u watch WWE, right? apparently Edge from there got a Alter Bridge song as his theme. Fucking love that band

[misty burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-tomorrow-fuck-you-gif-18911720

[cursive copper]

I got you

[inner charm]

wait

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

haven't played it, idk

[cursive star]

Okay I was incorrect, it’s this

[worn sedge]

fine then we love bfbc2

[cursive copper]

Don’t look at slack until tomorrow Wilde

[inner charm]

not interested

[cursive copper]

[inner charm]

[silver bone]

Top 2 ice cream

[tender flicker]

[unkempt basin]

Wait

[worn sedge]

final answer

[cursive star]

We do love the remastered one!

[misty burrow]

I will be the end of you

[unkempt basin]

What does it mean to be vanilla

[dry elbow]

What is number 1

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/edge-spear-elias-wwe-summer-slam-gif-14812230

[carmine timber]

i never played it but do you like it ?

[silver bone]

I'm shocked Miki, there is something we agree on

[tender flicker]

🤮

[lilac gulch]

vanilla

[worn sedge]

wait remastered?

[inner charm]

dont threaten me with a fun time

[silver bone]

Watermelon if it's good. Can be a howler though

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

Why are you throwing up

[misty burrow]

[lilac gulch]

throw up on that

[tender flicker]

mint thats why

[dry elbow]

Never tried it but it sounds good

[cursive star]

In 2042 we got some stuff remastered for portal

[rough harness]

yeah that guy, he was badass as kjetill flatnose in Vikings aswell

[verbal belfry]

yes

[dense nest]

i like space stuff maybe i would

[cursive copper]

Cookie dough best ice cream

[cursive star]

It’s great stuff

[dawn yacht]

mango ice cream

[worn sedge]

ohh yea i thought that was pretty good i only played portal

[tender flicker]

I like vanilla or oreo

[silver bone]

Depends on your luck. Mint chocolate chip is safer

My #3 is coconut flavor

[lilac gulch]

just like donuts, vanilla or the generic one is the best

[cursive star]

I miss conquest of ages

[tender flicker]

I tryed it its not very good

[worn sedge]

yea same

[earnest vigil]

watermelon anything is good

[dense nest]

i eat any ice cream tend its edible

[cursive star]

Hey twee

[dawn yacht]

how dare you!

[earnest vigil]

watermelon dirt would be good

hello solar

[dawn yacht]

watermelon and mango ice cream are my favs tbh

[cursive star]

Pineapple applies to this rule as well

[dry elbow]

One time a guy texted me to wear something comfortable because we were going to get active. So I took like 2 hours to get ready and he took me to a laser tag place

[tender flicker]

Stop talking about bf2042 we have a really important descusion about ice cream

[dense nest]

i like lazer tag its fun LMAO

[cursive star]

10/10 guy

[dry elbow]

It was actually kinda cool though because I got like super into it

[worn sedge]

bro we all know bubble gum ice cream is better than anything

[rough harness]

https://youtu.be/AfqYSEaYFn0

love this song

[dry elbow]

I actually like laser tag

[lilac gulch]

what did you wear to take you 2 hours

[dry elbow]

It’s a lot of fun

[dry elbow]

It wasn’t just one outfit

[tender flicker]

okokok

[dry elbow]

I had to try on a bunch

[tender flicker]

maybe

[dense nest]

i'd do lazer tag again tbh

[dry elbow]

It’s a lot of fun

[tender flicker]

have anyone here tryed moon mist?

[lilac gulch]

you should've done laser tag in a long dress

with extra high heels

[dry elbow]

I did it in a short dress

[carmine timber]

nice me too

[dry elbow]

It was hard to move quickly

[silver bone]

laser tag is one thing I'd love to try in my life

[tender flicker]

in a princes costume

[silver bone]

Or paintball

[dry elbow]

But I wore all black so I blended in more

[cursive copper]

Facepalm

[inner charm]

laser tag is fun

[dense nest]

lel

[cursive star]

I might do paintball with my GF and friend for my birthday

[dry elbow]

I was basically just worried the whole time my dress would rip

[silver bone]

Well, yeah, that would be a risk

[coral sand]

Taser tag is better

[dense nest]

i'd worry too lol

LMAO

[dawn yacht]

you never did laser tag :o, the first time I did laser tag was in poland

[dense nest]

tazer tag 😂

[inner charm]

not if i taze you first

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ehh-no-no-bugs-bunny-denied-not-approved-gif-24222983

[tender flicker]

ok amma go to the star citizen server they got around 50 people talking in voice chats 😎

[dense nest]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[tender flicker]

[lilac gulch]

i prefer to use real guns

[inner charm]

ur not enticing

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rko-knockout-smackdown-randy-orton-wwe-gif-5455448

[dry elbow]

It was fun tho

[tender flicker]

Are you a human?

[unkempt basin]

No fun in laser tag

[dry elbow]

I definitely want to go back

[lilac gulch]

the person never gets back up so it's very realistic

[tender flicker]

die?

[dry elbow]

Just this time not in strapless dress

[unkempt basin]

You should do painball in just shorts

[dense nest]

i just imagine adam and twigg tazing each other HAHAHAAHAH

[unkempt basin]

Feel the pain

[dense nest]

😂

[dawn yacht]

lmao

[silver bone]

I am not a particularly social person

[inner charm]

[silver bone]

And there is exactly one place I'm aware of in this city

[lilac gulch]

i havent experienced anything like laser tag or whatever

[dense nest]

its so funn

[warped fractal]

Me neither

[lilac gulch]

the most i did was go karting once and that was the extent of my social interactions

[dawn yacht]

the only reason I haven't done paintball is because I'm scared of pain

[dry elbow]

It doesn’t hurt really

[dense nest]

go kart is fun too

[dry elbow]

I’ve played paintball and it isn’t bad

[unkempt basin]

Hmm

[dense nest]

paintball is fine

i did airsoft too

[unkempt basin]

If it doesn't hurt bad then what's with the youtube and people crying about it

[dense nest]

but none of that beats Larping or Hema for me tho

or fencing tournaments

[unkempt basin]

They should make one so you use rubber bullets

[lilac gulch]

real bullets*

[dense nest]

do you know how hard rubber bullets smacks

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[dense nest]

understandable then

[unkempt basin]

Bruised and eyeless in the end

Also with rubber bullets there won't be as many cheats like airs oft

If they do cheat, ik where to aim so that they scream

[dense nest]

depends on your community that plays

[dawn yacht]

oh rip

[dry elbow]

If I was larping I’d use real longbows

And arrows

[dense nest]

you can but only a certain pull of force is allowed

[dry elbow]

I’d arm everyone with real swords too

[dense nest]

no real arrows

[dry elbow]

Imagine someone coming to up someone with a phone sword

And they see my guy

A tempered steel bastard sword

[dense nest]

LOL

[unkempt basin]

Larping but it's realistic

[dense nest]

hema

[dry elbow]

“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”

[dense nest]

most larpers wouldn't run tho, they have real thick plate armor

[silver bone]

here we go again

[dense nest]

goodluck with a sword

[dry elbow]

I’d use matchlock rifles. Highly inaccurate but a wave of them is like a scattershot barrage

[dense nest]

unless you use the pommel

[timber minnow]

bruh i got pinged

[dry elbow]

I’d have flails

[unkempt basin]

Would love to have a sword fight though

[dry elbow]

One swing and everyone would be gone

[dense nest]

i can teach sword fighting

[silver bone]

Miki

Stop trying to murder people

please

[dry elbow]

You don’t understand spiffy

[unkempt basin]

Best I can experience here is knife poking

[dry elbow]

It isn’t murder

It’s necessary removal

[dense nest]

what if i teach miki how to fight with swords? would that be worldly illegal?

[dry elbow]

I’d follow bushido code

[dense nest]

bushido always loses

tbh

[silver bone]

necessary?

[dense nest]

bushido is only good to counter japanese sword styles

[dry elbow]

Yes it’s necessary that I exercise my right to rule by force

[silver bone]

is it though

[dry elbow]

Yes

How else will anyone listen?

[silver bone]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

I need options

[dense nest]

if you want something close to bushido, i'd recommend saber as it is the fastest strikers

a saber match lasts up to 4 seconds max

1 second if it is quick

makes one realize that hollywood sword fighting is bs

[dry elbow]

Hollywood sword fighting doesn’t make sense

[blissful hill]

Daily Dose of Seizure

[dry elbow]

Also most fighting doesn’t make sense in Hollywood

[blissful hill]

Fighting doesn't make sense

[unkempt basin]

Except indiana jones

[blissful hill]

Just pull out a gun

[dry elbow]

Fighting doesn’t make sense you’re right

[unkempt basin]

When he shoots that sword fighter guy

[warped fractal]

Not as bad as bollywood I think its called

[dry elbow]

Why fight when you can just listen to me

[blissful hill]

Why fight when-- BANG

[dense nest]

LOL

[obsidian path]

Based

[dry elbow]

Guns don’t make sense either

[silver bone]

Can we please have less violent ones

[dry elbow]

“Let’s sneak up on these guys”

[blissful hill]

"Fuckin' guns, how do they work?"

[dry elbow]

“I have a gun”

[warped fractal]

Well, as long as humanity existed war will always exist

[dense nest]

Soldier: b-but why fight when--
Miki: [shoots] pathetic just listen to me

[dry elbow]

Why the fuck would you sneak up on someone with a gun

I’d never shoot a soldier disobeying me

[blissful hill]

You sneak up on someone with two guns

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

I’d toss him to crocodiles

[silver bone]

You would stab them?

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[warped fractal]

Well if you add a silencer

[dry elbow]

Here’s the thing about a suppressor

[silver bone]

It's stealth if nobody who could identify you is left alive

[dry elbow]

In Hollywood they make a suppressor sound like a whisper

[dense nest]

supressor makes sound

[dry elbow]

IRL suppressor?

It’s like a loud clap

[blissful hill]

A gun is still fucking loud unless you have subsonic rounds and a big suppressor, still it's loud with that

[dry elbow]

If you shoot someone with a suppressor in a room

Someone the door over will hear it

[warped fractal]

Make sense, could easily be disguised in populated area

[dense nest]

irl snipers don't use suppressors because if they shoot their target they're dead eitherways

[blissful hill]

If you fart in a room, there's a higher chance someone will hear it than it being outside

[obsidian path]

[warped fractal]

Unless you know the trick for silence

[dry elbow]

It’s 999999x more silent to shoot a bow

[dense nest]

true

[dry elbow]

You fire one arrow and it’s over

[dawn yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/india-slap-bollywood-bitch-slap-gif-8012467

[blissful hill]

It's even quieter if you use magic, unless you're in Harry Potter. If so, then please change dimensions.

[dry elbow]

No because in Harry Potter you need to say the incantation

[dense nest]

lel

[blissful hill]

Yeah, so just change dimensions if you're in Harry Potter

[warped fractal]

But with a sniper, its easier mostly point and shoot

[dry elbow]

How come in Hollywood movies people shout “GRENADE” when they’re throwing it too. What if the enemy knows English?

[warped fractal]

and also, an arrow is easier to see

[unkempt basin]

"GRENADE!"
hits a home run

[warped fractal]

also you need to use it close to your face, meaning if your going to murder someone, not a good way to getting away with murder due to DNA

[dry elbow]

In fact

[dense nest]

LMAO

[dry elbow]

Episode 2 of band of brothers

The entire scene where they take the AA guns

They’re throwing grenades

They throw about 8-10 grenades before firing a gun

[blissful hill]

Episode 338 of The Simpsons, everyone dies and no one cares.

[dry elbow]

In fact Buck runs after a soldier

[dawn yacht]

You dont need tho

[dry elbow]

And throws a grenade like a baseball

He just throws it at his back

[dense nest]

[warped fractal]

Why is the enemy also doing it

Though I dunno if that's movie logic

[unkempt basin]

Got to make it accessible to blind people

[blissful hill]

I think you have to say Grenade

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

Yeah it makes no sense

Then there’s this

[blissful hill]

I like the clown version of that instead

[dry elbow]

How did he run across that street without thinking someone could just be there

[blissful hill]

post the clown version

[warped fractal]

Ah yes realism

[blissful hill]

https://tenor.com/view/war-clown-pie-clown-world-clown-hair-gif-14602804

embed that someone

[warped fractal]

Though he could hold the trigger

[silver bone]

Crossbow > bow

[dense nest]

crossbows reloads slower and does make sound

[unkempt basin]

Average bfv mmg user

[dry elbow]

Band of brothers taught me one thing. The strategy battlefield players use is exactly how WW2 was. People just throwing grenades non stop in doorways so that nobody could capture the flag

[blissful hill]

no one is embedding it :(

[unkempt basin]

https://tenor.com/view/war-clown-pie-clown-world-clown-hair-gif-14602804

[blissful hill]

:D

[dense nest]

tho its barely noticeable for crossbows

[unkempt basin]

You're right, the clown one is better

[silver bone]

It's way easier to fire inside a building though

[dry elbow]

This is buck in every single scene btw

He just throws a grenade

[dense nest]

it is, most crossbows only shoot up to mid-range

[dry elbow]

But here’s what doesn’t make sense

[carmine timber]

He is grenader

[dense nest]

it is wise to use it behind structures

[dry elbow]

How did this happen

How did he drop it

[carmine timber]

😂😂😂😂

[dense nest]

LMAO

[unkempt basin]

American

[dry elbow]

When he drops it he just says “GRENADE” and everyone lays down but one guy in the scene lays right near it but then the camera cuts

Everyone in that trench would be sleeping

[dense nest]

lel

[dry elbow]

And then one guy would say

“Fuck you buck, team killing piece of shit”

[dense nest]

lmaooo

[dry elbow]

And then the Germans would tbag him

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

And then all chat type “ggez”

[unkempt basin]

arggg, I need a medic bag

[dry elbow]

Oh yeah

When a tank shell hits someone

[steel hearth]

I hope BF4 Gets see through scopes and weapon smithing?

[dry elbow]

“Please get me up”

[dense nest]

imagine getting hit by a tank shell

[dry elbow]

@silver bone I just realized bf1 does the Hollywood thing

When a grenade goes off people lift off the ground 25 ft in the air

[unkempt basin]

Like those bugs bunny cartoons when it takes their body first then everything else follows

[dense nest]

yea irl the effect would most likely implode someones body to pieces

[dry elbow]

If you got hit by an AP shell

I don’t think anything would break in the shell

[silver bone]

Yep, but it's funny, tbh

[dry elbow]

It would just rip through your body

[dry elbow]

It is

Because you get rag dolled

[unkempt basin]

Corpse launch

[dry elbow]

It’s not funny when it happens to me though

When people kill me in bf games it isn’t funny

[dense nest]

oof

[dry elbow]

But when I kill them?

It’s funny

[cursive copper]

I did it, the office is fully painted

New desks come in tomorrow

[dense nest]

nice

[dry elbow]

When I play 2042

[steel hearth]

what is AP Made of?

[dry elbow]

And spitfire isn’t on my team

I tell him

“Don’t kill me”

[cursive copper]

Gotta clean out all the paint stuff and remove the tape

[dry elbow]

And then he just does it anyways

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Almost as if he never heard what I said

[cursive copper]

Based

[silver bone]

oi

[silver bone]

you never said that

[still mountain]

[silver bone]

and I'm pretty sure that never happened

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

I’ve said multiple times you’re not allowed to kill me

Why would I let you ever shoot me in a game

[silver bone]

Why not

[dry elbow]

Because it leads to me not winning

[dense nest]

oof

[carmine timber]

In real life

[dry elbow]

When you see me on the enemy team spiffy you have to go about your business

[silver bone]

So that's what I get for trying to help by spotting with drone last FNB

[silver bone]

I quite literally did that and got shot in face as a thank you

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[dry elbow]

Awww dw I thanked you!

That’s when you’re on my team!

But if we are enemies how am I supposed to shoot you?

[lilac forge]

Is bf1 dead

[dry elbow]

No

[dense nest]

no

[lilac forge]

Why is there only 26 servers

[steel hearth]

whats the point of IRNV which can see through smoke, why would they Balance it

[lilac forge]

And half of them have like 5 people

[still mountain]

bc it old af

[dry elbow]

IRNV shouldn’t exist in a game

[steel hearth]

y

[dry elbow]

It’s unfun

[still mountain]

whats irnv

[dry elbow]

It’s just “lol look at you stick out like a sore thumb”

[hushed cobalt]

What are we talkin bout lads

[dry elbow]

It’s like infra red

[steel hearth]

inferred night vison

[still mountain]

oh

[silver bone]

with a gun?

[hushed cobalt]

in BF4?

[unkempt basin]

MW19

[steel hearth]

any

[still mountain]

i love that

[unkempt basin]

INRV kinda messed with warzone alot

[blissful hill]

Jigsaw

[hushed cobalt]

BF4 IRNVs were fine

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

But I don’t want to shoot spiffy

[silver bone]

I'm used to it

[dense nest]

LOL

[blissful hill]

Good

[dry elbow]

But I’m so nice to spiffy

[blissful hill]

Sure.

[dry elbow]

Find a time when I’m not

Go ahead I’ll wait

[dense nest]

LMAO

[worn sedge]

i kidnapped quandalis dingiton

[blissful hill]

Nah, I'm too tired

[dry elbow]

Nice save

[steel hearth]

whats the point of tank smoke if it disperses too quick

[dry elbow]

But that won’t work

[silver bone]

She is nice to me, to be fair

[blissful hill]

Look at this, it's working

It has worked.

[worn sedge]

why will you think mw2 will fail?

[blissful hill]

It won't fail, it's CoD.

[verbal belfry]

it will be better than BF2042

[steel hearth]

the box hacks

[carmine timber]

it cannot fail

[steel hearth]

yes

[worn sedge]

nah look at his name

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[still mountain]

it would be crazy if they messed up mw2. actually crazy. it would be definition of dropping the bag

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nascar-aloe-gif-20322733

[blissful hill]

Didn't take long for people to point out my name change lol

[carmine timber]

It's a battlefield server lots of people hate call of duty here it's normal

[dry elbow]

People said this about a lot of games

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/snitch-tekashi-6ix9ine-6x9-tekashi-snitch9-gif-15094608

[dry elbow]

SEE

[worn sedge]

ahhh ok

[blissful hill]

I'm pretty sure I literally changed my name yesterday too

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

More people have reacted to MW2 being shit

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/6ix9ine-running-man-scary-rainbow-gif-12063925

[worn sedge]

whats ur fav battlefield game?

[dry elbow]

Than they have reacted to wanting to be my gamer BF

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ksk-bundeswehr-calw-germany-deutschland-gif-18353911

[silver bone]

My dude had Moses parting his haircut

[still mountain]

bfv best battlefield, BC best battlefield bc of nostalgia

[blissful hill]

Honestly BF2 but that's technically false. I like the fan content the game has

A lot of mods that improve BF2

[silver bone]

Pretty sure quite a few people reacted to that

[dry elbow]

Me looking for suitors? 0 sample size

MW2 will be shit- 200 pings “HOW COULD YOU”

[worn sedge]

i liked bc2 and bf1

[dry elbow]

Shhhh stop

[blissful hill]

I very much enjoy 2042 though.

[dry elbow]

My joke won’t be funny if you say that

[silver bone]

noted

[dense nest]

[blissful hill]

When are you funny?

I kid.

[still mountain]

ive been getting the 2042 bug again. ive been playing a little more than on weekly reset days now

[dense nest]

💀

[dry elbow]

You save yourself quickly

[blissful hill]

unless?

[carmine timber]

Tactical nuke

[still mountain]

im with him, not the second part tho

[dry elbow]

Oh I know you won’t hit me with an unless

[blissful hill]

However.

[dry elbow]

You must be talking to someone else

[dense nest]

LOL

[blissful hill]

Furthermore.

[pseudo spire]

someone hit up miki ffs

[carmine timber]

No violence

[blissful hill]

hol up

[still mountain]

you a gamer. you gotta do it. youre our only hope

[dry elbow]

My next strategy is changing my pfp to myself

[pseudo spire]

im married bro...

[blissful hill]

Maybe not a good move

[silver bone]

That escalated quickly

[blissful hill]

Yeah I am also married

[worn sedge]

married

i married my cousin i mean my wife

[blissful hill]

ok

[silver bone]

Sweet home Alabama

[dry elbow]

I don’t date married men

[still mountain]

is she hot?

[blissful hill]

First or Second Cousin?

[dense nest]

LOL

[worn sedge]

first

[blissful hill]

Likely to cause in-breeding if breeding happens

I don't like this topic anymore

[dark whale]

hello how is my favorite fucking server fucking doing

[blissful hill]

Doing fucking well

[worn sedge]

shes 41 and im 20

[steel hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/green-orb-green-gif-18972378

[blissful hill]

Let's not joke about that.

[worn sedge]

oh shiz 41 i meant no cap

[carmine timber]

Then you are 200

[silver bone]

An unfortunately somewhat uncommon stance among people

[blissful hill]

loads AR-15 with malicious intent

[dense nest]

[worn sedge]

indeed

[dry elbow]

Yeah it’s surprising

[steel hearth]

come on yur ruining my game

[worn sedge]

what game

[silver bone]

idk, it doesn't sit well with me

[worn sedge]

tek?

[dry elbow]

Guys I’m about to take a SIP of choccy milk

[dry elbow]

Yeah it’s kinda weird

For everyone involved

[still mountain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0leBlnf1Ng me loading up 2042

[silver bone]

Indeed

[worn sedge]

indeed

[still mountain]

[dry elbow]

Okay I just took a swig of choccy milk

[dense nest]

imma go play some games brb later

[dry elbow]

Currently me rn

[still mountain]

i had strawberry milk tea today

[carmine timber]

Which game ?

[dry elbow]

[worn sedge]

hey miki how did you become a mod?

[blissful hill]

I question the first emoji

[dry elbow]

I filled out an application

[dry elbow]

All of them are the same event expression

[unkempt basin]

Hey look 02 emoji simp noises

[dry elbow]

Just in 3 different individual interpretations

[blissful hill]

Hmm

[worn sedge]

ok thank you

[still mountain]

[dense nest]

idk i'll check and see

[blissful hill]

Why do these emojis exist

[silver bone]

wellden

[still mountain]

imma dm you a good one.

[dry elbow]

[blissful hill]

You do that, I pull the charging handle on this loaded AR

Alright.

[still mountain]

check dm

[dry elbow]

Because the expression exists

[blissful hill]

I did

[still mountain]

you like?

[blissful hill]

no.

[still mountain]

[dry elbow]

That’s like asking why does laughing emojis exist

[dense nest]

[still mountain]

[blissful hill]

I am not against the orientation of the emojis you sent me though. I'll be clear about that

[dry elbow]

Wait who sent you emojis

[still mountain]

i got you fam

[blissful hill]

The person who said "I am going to send you an emoji"

[dry elbow]

Oh gooey has gasm emoji’s?

[blissful hill]

and to check dm

[steel hearth]

I wish I could buy the rights too BattleField 4

[dry elbow]

Pls I have like 150 gasm emojis

[blissful hill]

wtf is a gasm emoji

actually wait

[still mountain]

look dm

[dry elbow]

Oh I’ve seen that one

[silver bone]

Don't set the man up

[blissful hill]

Why do gasm emojis exist

[dry elbow]

I didn’t!

[dry elbow]

Again

[cursive copper]

[dry elbow]

It’s an expression

[silver bone]

certainly

[blissful hill]

I think it's considered more of a 'state' than 'expression'

[dry elbow]

How do I express how impressed I am with my gamer bf’s sick 360 no scope collateral kill streak with anything other than a gasm emoji

[blissful hill]

Miki, you're gonna get a weird boyfriend if you act this way, I tell you what.

[dry elbow]

Trust me

[silver bone]

I beg your pardon

[carmine timber]

@misty burrow I like that reaction 😂😂😂

[dry elbow]

Can’t possibly be any worse than what I’ve had

I’ve dated idiots, junkies, assholes

[silver bone]

It's the Internet

There always can be worse

For anything

[dry elbow]

There’s nothing that could be worse

[still mountain]

[blissful hill]

There's shit people out there

[dry elbow]

You know what

[unkempt basin]

Just make sure they're not British and you won't find worse

[dry elbow]

Spiffy you speak so much truth there

[silver bone]

Or Polish

[dry elbow]

HAHAHAHAHAA

STOP SPIFFY

[blissful hill]

Or Australian

or Irish?

[dry elbow]

Awww what

Aussie guys are cute

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APAV40

[silver bone]

Internet is like one of these matryoshka dolls

[blissful hill]

Do you find Waygyanba to be cute?

[unkempt basin]

Irish lads who aren't apart of Britain are honestly ass holes

[silver bone]

Every time you think you reached the pinnacle of bad

[steel hearth]

its for the FAMAS

[dense nest]

true

[silver bone]

It turns out there's next level inside

[still mountain]

i heard twig is hottest mod

[dry elbow]

Wait let me get the gif

[blissful hill]

I heard it was Mozzy. I can tell by the cat

[still mountain]

mozzy admin doesnt count

[silver bone]

As a Polish citizen, I am contractually obliged to talk crap about anything Polish and myself in particular

[hushed cobalt]

the FAMAS ismid

[blissful hill]

Tea's default profile picture probably makes it the best one

[dry elbow]

@unkempt basin

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dbz-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-gif-8246706

[hushed cobalt]

I thought that was a glitch

[blissful hill]

Japanese Cartoons

[unkempt basin]

I like that gif

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[silver bone]

Poland has local flavors of mugging/beat-up weapons of choice

[verbal belfry]

Goku was my fave cartoon

[silver bone]

Like how if you see a machete, you think Kraków

[dense nest]

[hushed cobalt]

"WELCOME TO NORF LONDON FAM"

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[unkempt basin]

South London

[blissful hill]

Hey, wanna listen to some motherfuckin' tunes?

https://youtu.be/zt51rITH3EA

[silver bone]

Landan

[hushed cobalt]

My dumbass is thinking of someone jumping out of a back alley and beating your pfp to death with the bartek bludgeon from BF1

[still mountain]

HIPPIE

[dry elbow]

I thought George said eastern EU has an unlimited supply of 2x4’s just lying around

Just a hearty plank of wood

[blissful hill]

THE FUCK YOU SAY!?

[misty burrow]

That's the good part of our country

[silver bone]

We have at least a dozen in our shed

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[misty burrow]

Otherwise you get stabbed in your leg for 3 euros.

[silver bone]

So I can't deny it being plausible

[misty burrow]

Like me.

[dry elbow]

Oh my god

[hushed cobalt]

Jesus wilde

[blissful hill]

I SAY

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?

[hushed cobalt]

What hellspawn is that

[unkempt basin]

For 3euros makes sense compared to some stabbings here

[misty burrow]

Forgot to get the transparent pfp brb

[hushed cobalt]

Which part of the backwooms did you find that pfp in

[dense nest]

LOL

[misty burrow]

Some do it for fun

[unkempt basin]

Yeah

[silver bone]

Here you won't get stabbed... usually

[dry elbow]

I got sliced in my ankle once but that’s about the worst attack injury of mine. I just have a tiny scar

[blissful hill]

AW YOU GETTIN' THIS WORK NOW

[hushed cobalt]

"Yew really get shanked over FREE EUROS, mate? Bit sad."

[silver bone]

At least I haven't been stabbed in 27 years I've spent living in this city

[hushed cobalt]

I'm suprised i've not gotten stabbed yet

[carmine timber]

Which city ?

[unkempt basin]

I sort of know someone who got stabbed just for looking in someones direction

[misty burrow]

I specifically have a shit phone for going outside

[silver bone]

full power slapped in the face, yes. Witnessed someone chase another person with a bat, also yes

[misty burrow]

So I don't get stabbed.

[silver bone]

But no stabbing

[blissful hill]

These hands have been sold for $75 USD

*Buyer - gooey_bonbon

[obsidian path]

[silver bone]

Łódź

[unkempt basin]

He's basically paralysed cause they stabbed the back of his head

[dark whale]

hello

[unkempt basin]

But kinda crazy to think about

[carmine timber]

In which country 🤔

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-clown-posse-icp-shaggy2dope-violent-j-wcw-gif-20030546

[silver bone]

Poland

[unkempt basin]

All it takes is one guy to be off of his face on drugs and to look in his direction

[lilac gulch]

Ladies and Gentlemen. It is time again to watch the new episode of Spy x Family. I shall reheat pizza and dine .

[dense nest]

im so sleepy

[silver bone]

It's more about making sure you don't support the wrong football team

[dry elbow]

That’s true

[silver bone]

Well, officially support

[dry elbow]

Junkies are massively unpredictable

[carmine timber]

https://c.tenor.com/A8tZEYwwxsAAAAAM/munchlax-munch.gif

[dry elbow]

I have a lot of experience around people like that

[still mountain]

i usually carry a machete around or a box cutter when i go inside places.

[silver bone]

Fun fact

[lilac gulch]

have you been to California?

[dry elbow]

Yes

[unkempt basin]

Where I live is away from people like that but the nearest town is full of people like that

[lilac gulch]

dear god why

[dry elbow]

How do you just have that

[dry elbow]

It wasn’t like I had a choice

[silver bone]

Sprite made an ad in Poland playing into stereotype that you'll get beaten to a pulp if you wear colors of wrong football club in specific city

[dense nest]

[lilac gulch]

nobody who comes to california every has a choice

[still mountain]

machete stays in my vehicle or slide inside my shorts or just a box cutter my my pocket

[lilac gulch]

this state needs to be burned

but not until i leave

then it can be burned

[dense nest]

damn

[silver bone]

In fact, I found that ad and it's as cursed as I remember

[misty burrow]

I got hospitalized for having the same name as a guy a group was literally hunting in my hometown

[unkempt basin]

Why a mechete

Why not katana

[blissful hill]

I believe it has been burned.

Numerous times in fact

[hushed cobalt]

California is a hells state

[silver bone]

bloody hell

[lilac gulch]

burned to the ground?

until there is nothing left

[blissful hill]

Maybe not to that point, yet. But give it time

[carmine timber]

0 recoil

[misty burrow]

Protip: Pick your fights people, and know when to surrender.

[lilac gulch]

then cut off from the rest of the country and drowned

[hushed cobalt]

That would happen naturally bcs its so fucking hot

[misty burrow]

Otherwise you're 2 steps away from a wheelchair.

[unkempt basin]

Tell that to connor mccregor

[dry elbow]

Holy shit that’s scary

[blissful hill]

This message hits different with your profile picture

[lilac gulch]

california should be seperated and made into battle royal island. As todd howard, I can make it into the first real BR experience

[unkempt basin]

He kept talking shit ecen after his leg broke

[hushed cobalt]

At least he makes it funny even if he loses

[silver bone]

Here the worst story I know was in a middle school near mine

[dense nest]

depends on your situation, running away is also an option if he doesnt have a gun

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

[misty burrow]

Sure felt like him when I punched 2/13 people and got my neck repeatedly stepped on

[hushed cobalt]

Cut off california from the US and turn it into the OG PUBG map

Erangel or whatever its called

[silver bone]

Kid was force fed pipe cleaner

[hushed cobalt]

exactly

[silver bone]

Was lucky to live

[still mountain]

thats when you start blasting friend.

[misty burrow]

Worst thing about cervical injuries is you sometimes "forget" how to breathe

[carmine timber]

California is a dangerous place ?

[unkempt basin]

I already have problems breathing

[silver bone]

Middle school where it happened ended up having constant police presence for solid couple years

[dry elbow]

Oh my

[unkempt basin]

I think the worst part thwir would be best part for me

[still mountain]

california is the mexico of the US gang wise

[dry elbow]

AHHHHHHH

[lilac gulch]

i see it now. Drug addicts everywhere, coke and healing pouches on the ground. And los angeles will be the main dropping zone

[dry elbow]

I’d be so scared of something like that

[silver bone]

I'm happy to keep myself mostly injury-free

[hushed cobalt]

Los angelos is a hot drop location

[dense nest]

[silver bone]

Besides bum ankle and some stress injuries in leg joints

[misty burrow]

Tbh it was a life changing experience

[hushed cobalt]

Lord knows how californias GDP alone makes more than almost every other country

[lilac gulch]

with homeless AI as side enemies

[misty burrow]

The medical bill was interesting, to say the least.

[lilac gulch]

and San Fransico will have juul packs and feces as a throwable item

[carmine timber]

I have just seen aerial view videos or travel videos of it looks beautiful but sadly as you said it's dangerous

[unkempt basin]

Medical bills are so fucked up

[lilac gulch]

you live in the U.S?

[misty burrow]

I'd wish.

[lilac gulch]

no you dont

[unkempt basin]

You almost died now you're in debt

[still mountain]

well thats what happens when you defend yourself and you get in more trouble than the criminal would.

[lilac gulch]

wilde probably wouldve died and been in an even bigger debt if he was in the U.S

[dense nest]

[unkempt basin]

In debt even in death

Murica!

[lilac gulch]

50 bucks for a cup of water and a chair at the hospital anyone?

[misty burrow]

I'd rather get a single wound than 4 broken fingers, one rib, and two bruised vertebrae

[dense nest]

oof

[carmine timber]

what will you do , you will not defend yourself 🤔

[lilac gulch]

well in the U.S youd just get shot so youd be dead anyway

[unkempt basin]

In moments like that just remember what angel said

[misty burrow]

Depends on the wound tbh

No, begone.

[dry elbow]

My worst injury was probably getting run over by a ski

[still mountain]

in california nope. just let it happen honestly. but in texas you free to defend.

[blissful hill]

INTRUDER ALERT

[still mountain]

i got ran over by my brothers truck when i was in 2nd grade.

[lilac gulch]

my worst injury was. i dont even know

[carmine timber]

what do you mean let it happen 😭 ?

[dry elbow]

Yikes

[lilac gulch]

anyone want to pay 2,000 dollars for an ambulance ride?

[unkempt basin]

That's unfortunate

[still mountain]

exactly that.

[misty burrow]

Sure, if I don't risk 20 infections by taking it.

[still mountain]

i still make fun of him to this day. he cried like a bitch

[dense nest]

i can afford it, need help?

[carmine timber]

[lilac gulch]

10. take it or leave it

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CS/LS7

[dry elbow]

My brother would 100% agree with this take

[unkempt basin]

Already in debt, death seems preferable

[silver bone]

My worst injury actually wasn't an injury, but an infection

Hip joint infection

Month bedridden

[misty burrow]

Dw it's worse here

[lilac gulch]

sounds like how U.S schools punish people

[dense nest]

[misty burrow]

If someone breaks into my house and threatens me with a knife

[silver bone]

Multiple weeks learning how to walk again due to muscular atrophy

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QBZ-191#Variants

[misty burrow]

I'm not allowed to kick his ass with a bat.

[carmine timber]

gooey said let it happen

[misty burrow]

And if I damage his face, I'm liable to catch 5 years in prison.

[unkempt basin]

Here as lomg as you don't do anything first you're fine

[still mountain]

how much

[unkempt basin]

Just don't kill them

[lilac gulch]

the ability for a politican to speak does not make them intelligent

[silver bone]

That hip joint still jumps out if I use particular styles to swim

[dry elbow]

My when ex punched me my brother was the one charged with assault for stepping in lmao

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_79_submachine_gun

[unkempt basin]

That's real shitty

[hushed cobalt]

BLECH

[dry elbow]

I mean he got it worse than I did

[silver bone]

You know my thoughts on that one...

[hushed cobalt]

Vanguard looking ass gun

[dry elbow]

He may have got a good swing on me

[covert wagon]

Vangarbage

[dry elbow]

But my brother broke a few of his ribs and fractured his cheek bone

[unkempt basin]

Here no one really snitches or says anything to the police so nothing gets done but a fight

[misty burrow]

Which reminds me I need to spend 20 buckeroonis for the Godzilla bundle

[hushed cobalt]

Thanks for correcting my spelling mistake

[blissful hill]

👏

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HJ-12

[lilac gulch]

shouldve fractured the hand area too

[hushed cobalt]

U really gonna spent 20 dabloons on godzilla instead of snoop dogg

[dense nest]

[misty burrow]

I've got him maxxed out

[dry elbow]

Normally that happens here too but not when the person has a rich dad

[unkempt basin]

That's well deserved, don't understand how someone could hit a woman though

[autumn zinc]

wtf is that

[hushed cobalt]

"Mom can we have a javelin?"
"We have a javelin at home."

[misty burrow]

The ugly truth

[blissful hill]

You spend money to watch a movie with your girlfriend or wife instead of those $20 packs.

[dry elbow]

Well he never really looked at me in the eye after that

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norinco_LG5_/_QLU-11

[carmine timber]

nobody should hit anyone

no violence

[blissful hill]

Haha cocks gun

[hushed cobalt]

TFW norinco guns

[carmine timber]

[unkempt basin]

Here you'll get beat up and then legal stuff cause self defence always wins

So it's usually best to keep quiet

[dry elbow]

It happens. I have a tendency to say the wrong things to the wrong people

[dense nest]

[misty burrow]

Doesn't excuse it, now does it

[tall owl]

id like a show of hands of people commenting that CURRENTLY live in california vs people listening to bs repeated by influencers that came failed and then trash talked california. its no better or worse than NY / florida / Illinois / TEXAS even or gasp washington. Every state has its gangs... its just cali has a lot more 'clout seekers' per capita.

[unkempt basin]

Even then I couldn't do it

[lilac gulch]

i just dont get what makes people tick. like you say something to them and they get all violent

[silver bone]

Still bloody wrong

[dry elbow]

Not really. But it definitely was probably my own fault

[unkempt basin]

Even seeing a woman flinch is enough to make me feel like the worst person to exist

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zijiang_M99

[misty burrow]

It pisses me off that you justify it

[blissful hill]

Is countering considered hitting?

[silver bone]

Fault is with the offender

[misty burrow]

It wasn't your fault, regardless.

[dry elbow]

In his mind I embarrassed him. Which fair I probably did but meh

[lilac gulch]

embarrase him how?

[dry elbow]

Not justifying what he did as being right. Just I know there was an alternative

[silver bone]

You can't account for everything a messed up mind like his could think of

[dry elbow]

I said some comment about his friend looking very handsome. Then told him to chill out

[dense nest]

bad temper maybe

[dry elbow]

Yeah and I was aware he had a temper

[misty burrow]

No, begone.

[dry elbow]

But I double down

[still mountain]

[silver bone]

Nobody normal goes for physical violence based on that

[carmine timber]

or drunk 🤔

[dry elbow]

He wasn’t normal

[silver bone]

I could tell

[dry elbow]

He just told me that I wouldn’t be ruining his night blah blah

And my friend pretty much snuck away and got my brother

[dense nest]

oof

[unkempt basin]

This is very normal here to say

[dry elbow]

My brother lifted him straight off the ground

It was a 5’5 man vs a 6’1 boy

[carmine timber]

he used his ultimate

[versed pier]

....

[dry elbow]

It was over before it began

[dense nest]

who won, 5'5 or 6'1

[dry elbow]

If you can fancy a guess

My brother had about 80 pounds on him

[unkempt basin]

A random fantasy dwarf appeared and won

[carmine timber]

zyro 💁‍♀️

[dense nest]

understandable

[lilac wind]

Henlo

[hushed cobalt]

hello there

[steel hearth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_63A
BF4 Is gonna be lit main.......

[lilac wind]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-general-kenobi-star-wars-grevious-gif-17774326

[hushed cobalt]

Chinese military everything is so gross looking

[silver bone]

I mean, predictable result

[carmine timber]

cool robot 🤖

[dry elbow]

Funny thing is

For a 5’5 guy he was brave

My brother asked him if he did it

And he turns to my brother and says “you understand, she can be mouthy”

And I could tell my brother had finally lost his cool

[unkempt basin]

Wow

[dense nest]

i'd lose mine too

[silver bone]

That's less brave

And more brainless

[dry elbow]

If I was him I would have just conceded

[silver bone]

Like, my man had vacuum where brain should be

[dry elbow]

How did he think he would connect with him on that level

[dense nest]

lmao

true

[unkempt basin]

That's a funny response though

[dry elbow]

Even my brothers friends eyes got wide

He was like “no way he said that”

[dense nest]

i mean

like

[dry elbow]

And then ofc my brothers friend was the opposite way

“FUCKIN HIT HIM”

[unkempt basin]

The classic

[dry elbow]

Jay was always like that

Whenever a fight was about to go off

He was always into it

[dense nest]

lel

[silver bone]

I mean

You have to be an exceptionally rare breed of a total cretin to say that

[dense nest]

exactly

[dry elbow]

Funny thing is I tried I to deescalate the situation and he ended up making it much worse

I just told my brother “let’s just go home”

And the kid was just like “we ain’t done”

[dense nest]

rip

[dry elbow]

And that’s when my brother just Chernobyl’d

[dense nest]

understandable

[vale mirage]

A little cooking

Not my best but eh cooking class does to a Mf

👍

[silver bone]

I can't blame him in the slightest tbh

[dry elbow]

There’s something strange about guys. Why do they always have to get like inches from someone’s face

[hushed cobalt]

I'm not sure to respect the commitment to full sending or to facepalm over how dumb that is

[dry elbow]

Like what is that action

What is the action of getting right within breathing range

[hushed cobalt]

Fear

[dense nest]

it doesnt happen from where i am

[dry elbow]

Well what do people expect? Is someone going to back down

[dense nest]

thats an american thing

[unkempt basin]

It happens here

Wouldn't it be cute if they just kissed though

[dense nest]

people from my place just beat each other straight

[silver bone]

Not all of us

[dry elbow]

The toughest guys I always feel stay seated

[silver bone]

Because they don't need to prove anything

[dry elbow]

Because there not even threatened by someone standing up

[dense nest]

true

guys that observe and doesn't say a word and doesn't flinch are the most dangerous

[dry elbow]

That was a very eventful night

15-16 was a weird age

[rocky fern]

🤨

[silver bone]

I'm happy to keep my life fight-free

[cursive copper]

Miki and || ||!?’

[unkempt basin]

I'm not dangerous and I sometimes am able to do both of those

[dry elbow]

Hm?

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[unkempt basin]

My brain doesn't understand I'm being threatened

[cursive copper]

Gottem

[dry elbow]

The ultimate strength

[versed pier]

Yeah people who don't regularly get angry are scary because when they are genuinely angry, usually unpredictable

[silver bone]

I can see that in myself, although it never gets close to manifesting itself physically

[dense nest]

calm people and kind ones with patience are very dangerous, seen it in action first hand

[silver bone]

I generally am a fairly calm person

[dry elbow]

Idk I knew a kid that was very aggressive and extremely dangerous

[unkempt basin]

Can't be calm with patience here

[silver bone]

But if something really gets behind my skin, it's red mist in front of eyes

[rocky fern]

tf does that even mean

[dense nest]

people that are agressive can be dangerous but predictable

[dry elbow]

Wdym what does that mean?

[silver bone]

Although it only really manifests by me being particularly keen on throwing barbs where they hurt

[vernal scarab]

I'm an irrationally angry person naturally, but I've been on SSRIs which blocks that entirely

[dense nest]

he probs mean about the close to inches face guys type

i think

[silver bone]

I generally get closer to that mode if I have to protect someone I care about, verbally, that is

If you try to talk crap about someone I care about, it's safety off

[unkempt basin]

Yeah

[dense nest]

same

[unkempt basin]

Easier to take it yourself than someone you know

[dense nest]

any form of violence i never tolerate

[dry elbow]

Yeah because that’s what they do

[silver bone]

Thing is, I don't go into screaming, cursing or something like this

[versed pier]

I've honestly never had anyone really disrespect me like that though tbh

[silver bone]

Just that kind of cold, venomous barbs

[dense nest]

you're probs analitycal like i am spiffy

[dry elbow]

Sometimes definitely not

[silver bone]

I'm a weird case

I plan everything

[dense nest]

true it depends

[silver bone]

And the moment I start actually acting

Plans go to bin within 5 minutes

And I freestyle

It's just that normally I'm quiet and fairly reserved when I talk

[dry elbow]

Oh yeah talking shit about someone I care about is a no

[silver bone]

So when I show emotions, it tends to catch people off guard

[dry elbow]

I used to be confrontational

[dense nest]

i never was confrontational

[silver bone]

I wasn't confrontational...

[versed pier]

I will put my hands on someone disrespecting someone I love. Say whatever you want to me, I don't really care. But say something to my mother, sister, girlfriend... nah lol.

[silver bone]

...except when dealing with my academia teachers

[dry elbow]

I was a different miki in my late teens early 20’s

[dry elbow]

My brother is like that

[rocky fern]

ya'll weird

[silver bone]

Because being confrontational with them was the only way to move things forward at times

[carmine timber]

father, brother ?

[dense nest]

how??

[dry elbow]

You’ve never seen a guy get in another guys face?

[silver bone]

Once

[rocky fern]

[silver bone]

And both were very drunk

[dry elbow]

It’s mostly waiting for the first person to swing so it’s self defense

[versed pier]

They are grown men, they can defend themselves, but if they need my help I won't hesitate. But I won't tolerate disrespect to the women I love

[carmine timber]

girls can defend themselves too

[lilac gulch]

yes, happened to me multiple times in school. and they were all weak guys trying to act though

[dry elbow]

Usually how it goes

[lilac gulch]

i dont get why people do that. youre shoving you're voice into someone and youre about to kiss them

[versed pier]

Girls can defend themselves but not to the extent that a man can

[lilac gulch]

thats not intimidating its fucking weird

[rough harness]

worst ive seen was one guy trying to push another guys face into a broken bottle. luckily a guard came running

[dry elbow]

I fought one girl in my life

[versed pier]

If a man is aggressive towards a woman in my family, it is my responsibility to defend them

[lilac gulch]

was she evil?

[dry elbow]

She was a problem