general

[inner charm]

ahahahaha

[dry elbow]

:( stop

[inner charm]

shit team

[dry elbow]

Spiffy is acting like an AMERICAN

[inner charm]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[verbal belfry]

horrible team

should disband

[molten lance]

not as bad as the cowboys tho

[dry elbow]

:(((

[silver bone]

I also watch MLB at times, so, yeah

[dry elbow]

Pls I’m not making fun of any teams don’t attack the cowboys

[inner charm]

seahawks are now shit so idc about football anymore

[obsidian path]

49ers suck

[silver bone]

How was that Thanksgiving game last season btw

[dry elbow]

I hate baseball

[obsidian path]

Steelers suck

[dry elbow]

Die

[inner charm]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/quarterback-dallas-cowboys-suck-dak-prescott-crying-gif-15697403

[silver bone]

I just wish I went to see the Raiders when I lived in the States, but I had no time

[molten lance]

they have the best cheerleaders i guess

[obsidian path]

Lmfao

[silver bone]

At least I saw them in London some time ago

[hardy terrace]

is this game worth redownloading or am I going to struggle getting 80+ fps on a 3080 still

[molten lance]

wat game

[hardy terrace]

2042

[molten lance]

sure

[silver bone]

Okay, I'll stop

You can like whichever team you like and I'm fine with it, on more serious note

[hardy terrace]

"sure"

[silver bone]

As long as it's not the Chiefs or Broncos

[molten lance]

I mean if u want nothing has been really changed yet

its ight I guess

[hardy terrace]

preformance hasnt changed?

wtf

[inner charm]

can i just derail this convo real quick?

[dense nest]

ill probs reinstall 2042, i like the mackay skin i got for gold edition

[rough harness]

i get 60fps+ at all times with a really old gtx 1070 . so its alla depending on settings

[obsidian path]

The CHIEFS literally used to be in Dallas

[dawn yacht]

yeah it's nicee

[hardy terrace]

I run mostly medium besides view distance

[molten lance]

I think they did fix some of that stuff but idk I play on ps5 so I never had any performance issues

[unkempt basin]

Actually that did change maybe not alot

[quaint herald]

Seeing a sausage eat itself makes me want to eat a hot dog.

[hardy terrace]

its just wack getting nothing above 100+ on a 3080

when I played

[molten lance]

interesting

[quaint herald]

Whats your cpu.

[inner charm]

um what?

[molten lance]

is 60fps just not playable or smth?

[obsidian path]

Chiefs were the original NFL Texas football team

[quaint herald]

@inner charm

[hardy terrace]

AMD Ryzen 7 5800

[dense nest]

a gun i liked was the frontier rifle in 2042, no idea if they buffed it

it reloads like a shotgun

[misty burrow]

5800x or 5800x3d?

[dense nest]

oof

[quaint herald]

See weather or not ray tracing is on. That hit me hard. Also just put everything on high you should get 100 fps.

[misty burrow]

If you've got the basic 5800x one, it's about what you're going to get.

[unkempt basin]

I'm uncomfortable

[quaint herald]

I want an x3d.

[dense nest]

[hardy terrace]

how do I even figure that out

[quaint herald]

Just really intrigued.

[quaint herald]

Open task manager and you should see.

[misty burrow]

Kill me instead, thanks

[misty burrow]

Open task manager, go to the performance tab

[silver bone]

errrr

[quaint herald]

Oh fornfuck.

[analog osprey]

Is it yours ?

[quaint herald]

That video is the only thing that makes me feel anything these days lol.

[hardy terrace]

idk it just says ryzen 7 5800x 8 core

[dense nest]

WATERMELON GOOD.

[quaint herald]

Yeah so just 5800x.

[misty burrow]

Then you've got the basic one

[hardy terrace]

still shouldnt I be avging 100+ frames

[digital schooner]

Absolutely, my grandpa brought back straight from the war

[hardy terrace]

with medium settings lol

[digital schooner]

Really rare

[quaint herald]

What's your gpu?

[hardy terrace]

3080

[digital schooner]

Only a few were made like that

[hardy terrace]

10 gig

[misty burrow]

I get about 80 FPS on Ultra, with a 5800x and a 3070

[analog osprey]

Dam looks very nice

[hardy terrace]

im also talking about like

[quaint herald]

I've got a 5600x an a 3080 and I average in 80 to 100 frames on high.

[hardy terrace]

3-4 months ago

I havent played ina while

[misty burrow]

How much ram do you have?

[unkempt basin]

No way, the mp18 from terraria: vanguard

[quaint herald]

In 128p

Yeah it's gotten better since.

[hardy terrace]

32gigs

[digital schooner]

Thats actually a 1911

[hardy terrace]

thank god

[digital schooner]

Common mistake

[dry elbow]

You want me to go to jail

[misty burrow]

No, I'll even go to a hill somewhere

I just want you to be the one to do it

[dawn yacht]

aww

[quaint herald]

I hit 120 in 64p modes but 90 to 100 in 128p.

Never really hits below unacceptable for me.

[dry elbow]

Wilde wants to die by me

[dense nest]

[fierce hedge]

[silver bone]

Travesty

[unkempt basin]

I heard legends of a 1911 fighting off a whole flock of kamikaze vtol jets in 1914

Never thought I'd see one

[digital schooner]

Yeah thats true

My younger sister took part in that

[misty burrow]

Exactly!

[dense nest]

oof

[misty burrow]

Looks great, do it.

[high wedge]

@dry elbowanime attacks

[misty burrow]

Just gotta get the whole move to the US thing going.

[dry elbow]

Anime swing

[dapper pulsar]

ye

wow

[dense nest]

[unkempt basin]

Tear me in half like that and it's gonna get WICKED!

(I've alwaus wanted to say that)

[misty burrow]

Considering my heart rate, I'd put out a decent splash.

[dense nest]

oof

[silver bone]

Miki, you're trying to kill a lot of people

[unkempt basin]

I wonder if he still feels the pain

[misty burrow]

It's different if I ask for it, no?

[dense nest]

[shrewd furnace]

What if a new user came in here and said he was gonna start killing ppl, crushing skulls etc

would he get banned

[dense nest]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHH

[silver bone]

I kinda ask for it by being mean to Miki, tbf

[barren stump]

me whenever it askes me to sign up with my email to join the wifi

[misty burrow]

Ah my apologies

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[silver bone]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-pat-head-pat-gif-12018819

[dense nest]

@carmine timber

[digital schooner]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0KjzChbIGLtyqKBB4tCecu?si=wPwHfy9JTierLYsGRCmj6w

[dry elbow]

LMAOOOOOO

[carmine timber]

what happened ?

[dense nest]

oh not much

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-eat-watermelon-gif-9647035

[dense nest]

[misty burrow]

How's that studying goin'?

[carmine timber]

whatching kirby eating is satisfying

[dense nest]

yea it is

[dry elbow]

It’s hell

[carmine timber]

transforming into car

[dense nest]

LOL

[carmine timber]

even stairs

[dense nest]

kirby eats anything

[carmine timber]

still in shape

[misty burrow]

That bad, huh?

Yikes

[carmine timber]

cat fish ?

[dense nest]

LOL yea

i couldnt see it

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-cat-transparent-swimming-weird-gif-15586658

[dense nest]

phone rips

[carmine timber]

what

[silver bone]

You got this, believe in you

[coral sand]

You're even less trustworthy than the cursed cat now bud

[misty burrow]

Why's that?

[coral sand]

It's all green and green and trustworthy

[dry elbow]

Yes

[misty burrow]

Undercover

[dry elbow]

I’m undercover too

[dense nest]

[misty burrow]

Take some breaks and it's cool, let me know if you've got the need to play anything

[coral sand]

I might be able to play 2042 for the first time tommorow night

[misty burrow]

Tbh I was sure you'd say it's cause my pfp is default

[dense nest]

lel

[dense nest]

oof

[coral sand]

God my interest is super shit tier tonight

[cursive copper]

No

[dense nest]

im in the mood for ice cream, summer vibes maybe

[misty burrow]

I can stream some Beat Saber whilst staying muted, since my VR mic conks out if I stream

Gotta finish my pre gym routine first

[dry elbow]

Sadly I’m not near my PC

[misty burrow]

Shame

[dry elbow]

I might be on later

But we will see

[dry elbow]

You’re mean!

[cursive copper]

So?

[dense nest]

LOL

[cursive copper]

I’m literally watching paint dry

[misty burrow]

I'll do it anyways so people can watch me struggle to play Beat Saber with sore arms

[cursive copper]

Have I ever said I was nice?

[misty burrow]

You are, stop the 🧢

[dawn yacht]

thrax is a bad boy

[dry elbow]

I’m going to literally beat up thrax

[cursive copper]

But have I sever said I was nice? No

I say I’m an asshole

[misty burrow]

But you're not

Get exposed.

[misty burrow]

I envy him.

[dense nest]

[still mountain]

where is tape

[silver bone]

how

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/tball-anime-gabriel-dropout-gabriel-gif-14094180

[carmine timber]

that spin

[cursive copper]

I’m not painting the ceiling

I’m laying on the ground resting lol

[still mountain]

this new discovery is fucking me up rn

[solemn vapor]

Good race so far

[dawn yacht]

as long verstappen is 1st, it's good

[dense nest]

bluish i like it (i may be colorblind

[cursive copper]

It’s still drying and I’m going to need to do a third coat

It’s like a greenish blueish color

[still mountain]

show food now

[dense nest]

soothing for the eyes

[cursive copper]

https://tonesterpaints.com/collections/tonester-paint/products/dried-color-samples?variant=40562646843551

[hollow bridge]

Happy Mothers Day!

[dry elbow]

I’m not sure

[carmine timber]

Happy Mothers Day

[dense nest]

you as well

[dry elbow]

I’m ANTSY

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/munchlax-sleepy-sleep-pokemon-night-gif-18513926

[dense nest]

kirby is so cute omg

[silver bone]

Well, if you become more sure, I'm all ears

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cajik-sleep-kirby-gif-25369199

[cursive copper]

Hi ANTSY I’m Thrax

[carmine timber]

yeah

[silver bone]

https://tenor.com/view/polyergus-ants-antkeeping-social-parasite-antbaron-gif-24806816

[dense nest]

[cursive copper]

Yeah it’ll be nice with the butcher block desks

[dense nest]

i hate those ewwwwwww

[carmine timber]

zyro dont you like watching ants line ?

[dense nest]

sometimes they invade my friend's house during summer, i have to help him shoot raid spray

[carmine timber]

🤔

[dense nest]

i dont mind watching ants, it just gives chills through my spine if i get too close

that's with any bug btw

i had horrible experiences when younger

[dry elbow]

Awww look at him

I want to kiss him

[dense nest]

it stuck to me like ptsd

[carmine timber]

ohhhhh

[dense nest]

vietnam flashbacks

[carmine timber]

i like to observe things

[misty burrow]

I need a pet snake man.

Right now

[dense nest]

i dont mind studying bugs, i just can't touch them or i panic tbh

[misty burrow]

Matter of fact I think I might get a Boa

[dense nest]

internal fear that i can't conquer

[cursive copper]

Do it, you won’t

[dry elbow]

I had a pet snake

[misty burrow]

I love them

[silver bone]

Ants are okay

[carmine timber]

yeah happens with me too

[dense nest]

i love snakes

[dry elbow]

I miss my snake hanging out with me while I gamed

[cursive copper]

I don’t want more pets, I have 2 already and can’t handle any more

[dense nest]

i love pets

[misty burrow]

It was nice when I had a Boa coil on my hand so he could get body heat from me

[carmine timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kobayashi-dragon-maid-kanna-kobayashi-anime-cute-gif-24018128

[misty burrow]

Feels nice too

[cursive copper]

I don’t like taking care of pets

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

What if the pet is cute

[cursive copper]

I have two children who are cute

[carmine timber]

[cursive copper]

And our chinchilla which we rehomed recently was cute

[silver bone]

Still, out of respect for animals, you only take in as many as you can support properly

[misty burrow]

Snakes don't really need to be taken out like a dog so in some regards they're requiring less maintenance than a classic pet

[cursive copper]

Yes

[dry elbow]

True

[cursive copper]

That’s why we rehomed the chinchilla, he was getting the bare minimum care and he deserved better, went to a nice family with another chinchilla

[silver bone]

That looks cursed

[unkempt basin]

Nooo

[cursive copper]

Things kidthrax texts me

[dry elbow]

My dad texts me articles about how I’m basically going to die

[shrewd furnace]

wtf

[dry elbow]

Whenever I tell him I’m going somewhere he sends me death statistics of the places I’m going

[cursive copper]

I mostly text KidThrax stuff to talk to his therapist about

[silver bone]

And my mother sends stuff mocking either Poland or our government in particular

[dry elbow]

Like when he fought out I’m going to the mountains

He texted me falling off a cliff statistics, people going missing and animal attacks

[shrewd furnace]

who is that polish guy we see on the internet that says "zero"

[carmine timber]

crab 🦀

[dawn yacht]

Gotta love that optimism!

[silver bone]

idk, I don't know that

[dry elbow]

Yeah my dads idea of being prepared is “let me scare you as much as possible”

[silver bone]

Lovely

[cursive copper]

My mom texts me saying she wants a relationship with my kids and wants to video chat, I say sure and ask when, and haven’t heard from her in 2 months since that

[silver bone]

he would get along with my family

[dry elbow]

Excellent

[dry elbow]

Awww :(

[misty burrow]

I won't even go into detail how bad me and my family get along lmao

[dense nest]

lel

[dawn yacht]

oof

[unkempt basin]

I don't get any texts

[misty burrow]

Eastern Europe parents are something truly built different

[dry elbow]

I get along with my family a lot

[misty burrow]

Spiffy can confirm

[dry elbow]

Though one side of my family I just never hear from

[cursive copper]

Hmm to text my mom happy Mother’s Day or not

[dense nest]

same

[silver bone]

My family is... well

An experience

Mostly not a great one

[misty burrow]

Amen to that.

[cursive copper]

My grandpa (moms dad) pretty much stopped communicating with me after I moved out from home

[carmine timber]

do it

[cursive copper]

My grandma (moms mom) texts me like weekly

[misty burrow]

Checked my mom's Skoda Fabia oil bay

She got scammed on the oil change

I tell her, I do it myself.

One week passes

Glovebox has weird knock when the servo pump starts up

Fuckin great.

[dry elbow]

Wait

[misty burrow]

Servo's the thing that helps you steer, if you meant to ask that

[dry elbow]

@silver bone look at what wilde said

How did his mom drive a SKODA T56

[misty burrow]

Lmao wait Skoda is an actual tank brand?

[dry elbow]

Your mom has a OP premium tank as a car

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Yes

[misty burrow]

No wonder the thing didn't fuckin croak yet

[dry elbow]

It’s a Czech tank

LMAO

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[dawn yacht]

lmao

[misty burrow]

I'm scared to even check it

[dry elbow]

Only eastern EU minds would make cars from tank schematics wilde

[silver bone]

Miki pls

[dry elbow]

They took a tank and made a car

[misty burrow]

Because the damage is probably worth 75% of the car

[misty burrow]

Checks out

[dry elbow]

I’m sure Poland has done the same

CS-63 superior turbine engine but this time in a car

[misty burrow]

My question is, how does one rip the seats

[unkempt basin]

Oh I accidentally pushed down on one of the fruit cutter when trying to clean it

[misty burrow]

I am legitimately puzzled

[dry elbow]

You stab them with a knife

[misty burrow]

They sure look like it.

[dry elbow]

One time I threw up in someone’s brand new car

[misty burrow]

Not bad at all

It's pretty easy to clean tbh

[silver bone]

We haven't

[dry elbow]

That was the first time I saw a 19 year old male cry

The look in his eyes

Like he had been defeated

First he groaned like spiffy but then it was genuine sadness

[misty burrow]

I just get tilted when I clean it and people step on the doorframe, don't know the exact word

[silver bone]

Polish cars, to put it mildly, don't scream "quality"

or "tank"

[dry elbow]

Not even clocked 25 miles and I had thrown up

[misty burrow]

People see it as a goddamn stair

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[misty burrow]

IT'S FUCKING NOT A STAIR.

[dry elbow]

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME

HAHAHAHA

[silver bone]

That's one way to baptize a car

[dry elbow]

IM SO SMOL I STEP ON IT

[silver bone]

I don't

I'm too fat for it

[misty burrow]

You get a pass.

[dry elbow]

Hehehe

[silver bone]

I need to enter sideways or I'll get stuck

[dense nest]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[silver bone]

Do I really groan that much

I know I sigh

[misty burrow]

The amount of scrubbing the doorframe requires is inhuman

And should be a crime

[dense nest]

LOL

[misty burrow]

Make it a federal offense

[silver bone]

So you want Miki to be a criminal

[dense nest]

oof

[misty burrow]

Nah, she gets a pass

[dry elbow]

Yeah when I do it is fine

[dense nest]

LMAO

[dry elbow]

Step in a car with muddy shoes

[misty burrow]

It's cool.

[dry elbow]

And just stamp your feet

[misty burrow]

I've had people step in it with worse things.

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[silver bone]

well then

[dense nest]

LOL

[misty burrow]

Don't make fun of my mistake.

I know you saw it

We all do.

Good.

Inner peace.

[silver bone]

Bit of a crappy situation, that

[misty burrow]

I hate my life sometimes.

[dawn yacht]

only sometimes, is pretty good

[silver bone]

I tend to have that effect on people

[dry elbow]

Wait what happened

[misty burrow]

I was lying.

[dry elbow]

Did Wilde delete something

[misty burrow]

No....

I didn't

[dense nest]

LMAO

[misty burrow]

And you may never know

[silver bone]

no

[dry elbow]

I’ll just check the logs

[misty burrow]

Fuck the logs

[dry elbow]

:(

[misty burrow]

Fine, check them.

[dry elbow]

:)

[misty burrow]

I'll hold this L, yet again

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

Hold onto this L for me

[dawn yacht]

😂

[misty burrow]

Already done.

[dry elbow]

You should have seen me earlier wilde

I was talking with @silver bone

And I launched up 2042

He saw the screenshots

[silver bone]

that was quite a sight

[dry elbow]

I slid into a wall and went right through the wall

And then someone revived me inside the wall

[dense nest]

LOL

[misty burrow]

See any role next to my name?

Thought so

[dawn yacht]

oh nice

[misty burrow]

But I do want to see the screenshots

[silver bone]

And I'm back to my favorite eurojank

[dense nest]

im back in bf1

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

It took me a minute to find out where i was

[dense nest]

LMAO

[slim fiber]

rip

[misty burrow]

Oh boy

I have it worse

I'm forced to do this due to lack of activity

[dry elbow]

What didn’t make sense is i reployed and I spawned in the sky

[silver bone]

I only needed to shoot it with 100 arrows from here to get a kill

[dry elbow]

LOL

[lilac gulch]

You torture yourself with this when you already have wot to do that

[misty burrow]

If you have any semblance of sympathy for me, end me.

Please

[dense nest]

LOL

[misty burrow]

I'll do anything.

[dry elbow]

Walking dead

[misty burrow]

[dry elbow]

True

[misty burrow]

That's me alright

[dry elbow]

That show is good until Rick leaves

Then I stopped watching it

[misty burrow]

GODFUCKINGDAMN

FUCK

[lilac gulch]

Whats better

Big todd or big howard?

[dry elbow]

What happened?

[misty burrow]

When does that happen

So I know to quit while I'm ahead

[dry elbow]

Season like 8 end

[misty burrow]

Ugh yikes.

[dry elbow]

He’s not dead or anything

[misty burrow]

My suffering will not end soon it seems

[dry elbow]

The actor just wanted to see his family again

[silver bone]

You spoiled Wilde

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

It’s okay because I did it

[silver bone]

True

[misty burrow]

[dry elbow]

If you did it he’d be furious

[lilac gulch]

Did they hold him captive?

[dry elbow]

But when I do it I just laugh cutely even though I just spoiled 8 seasons in 1 sentence

[dense nest]

oof

[dry elbow]

Oh I have no idea

[dense nest]

[lilac gulch]

Say the sentence

[misty burrow]

Sometimes I feel like you torture me willfully.

[dry elbow]

All I know is he said “yeah I want to see my family”

[silver bone]

I wouldn't do it

Because I have no bloody clue about the show outside some memes

[dry elbow]

It’s funny because before the season aired. He literally said “I’m leaving the show”

He came out and said “I’m leaving the show” and basically spoiled the whole season”

It’s just that he never told anyone what episode it was

[lilac gulch]

What a gigachad

[unkempt basin]

It's okay though, we still have that one guy

[dry elbow]

Daryl

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[dry elbow]

The best characters in the show follow like this

Rick

Shane

Daryl

[lilac gulch]

And Morty

[dry elbow]

Dale

Merle

[dense nest]

[unkempt basin]

I liked Glenn alot

[misty burrow]

He didn't age well

[carmine timber]

When will you show us gameplay of starfield 😭

[unkempt basin]

I liked negan also

His intro around that caravan was pretty cool ngl

But brutal

[lilac gulch]

Itll be ready when its ready. But dont worry. Itll have 16x the detail of fallout 76

[carmine timber]

It will work right ?

[gritty harbor]

76x the detail????????????

[unkempt basin]

https://media.tenor.com/images/7ca5b1086dd82dca3cb182e3e087525d/tenor.gif

[lilac gulch]

Of course

It always does

[dry elbow]

its all coincidental

[unkempt basin]

it's 10:40pm already, today went kinda fast

[dense nest]

[slim fiber]

[cursive copper]

You’re coincidental

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

LOL

[cursive copper]

I feel like Xyn just LOLs at all the dumb shit I say

[unkempt basin]

"LOL"

[dense nest]

always thrax, you have the power to make anyone's day better

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

[silver bone]

Miki is innocent

[dry elbow]

this is true

[misty burrow]

I'm not sure I trust that, you love tormenting me

[cursive copper]

If Miki is innocent then I’m the duke of Sussex

[dry elbow]

I could have ended infinity war just with my presence

[misty burrow]

One way or another

[dry elbow]

thanos goes to snap his fingers and then stops

[dense nest]

LOL

[unkempt basin]

If only, that movie dragged on for too long

[dry elbow]

only because the less people in the universe there are, the less chance there is to stop me

[dense nest]

oof

[lilac forge]

Damn

[dry elbow]

you sure see the more a Cure for Wellness

that movie was only 2 hrs 30 minutes but you have no idea

[misty burrow]

See @cursive copper, she didn't deny it.

[dry elbow]

within 1 hr i needed a cure for boredom

[cursive copper]

Yep

[dry elbow]

I deny nothing

[misty burrow]

Case closed

[unkempt basin]

only 2 hrs 30 minutes

[misty burrow]

I know

[cursive copper]

Honestly she just ignores me most of the time

[misty burrow]

I'm right

[slim fiber]

quick question... how come the MP9 only has an extra magazine with the drum mag (51+51), whilst the 41 mag version comes with 3 extra mags (41+123)?

[unkempt basin]

Science

[dry elbow]

@silver bone you know those ads where people say "whats in your mug?"

heres the thing

no friend walks up to someone and asks "what do you have in that concealed mug"

[unkempt basin]

I fell asleep waiting for a train when watching it

[dry elbow]

"haha im just drinking this brand new product approved by some scientist ive never heard of"

[unkempt basin]

Forced me to stay in a place I didn't want to stay over night

[silver bone]

...I never saw one of these here

But I know the ad type

[dry elbow]

theres this ad that keeps playing

and the guy says his friends ask him what hes drinking

[silver bone]

That obviously fake conversation about "wow, what's XYZ"/"you suddenly look so much better"

[dry elbow]

nobody does this normally unless you have the thing theyve never seen out in front of them

[silver bone]

totally safe btw

[dry elbow]

I should advertise a product like that

[cursive copper]

Hey miki what are you drinking

[dense nest]

[silver bone]

what would it be

and do

[dry elbow]

"wow miki you look like so much better! whats your secret!"

"well I just poked two holes in a paper bag and i was good to go"

[unkempt basin]

This place I almost stayed in for the night had maldy food tucked down the side of the bed and the whole place was infested with "daddy long leg" spider things

[silver bone]

Miki

[misty burrow]

Hey Miki what are you drinking?

[silver bone]

bad

[dry elbow]

im drinking water

[dense nest]

oof

[misty burrow]

Well then, tell us the brand!

[dry elbow]

smart water

[misty burrow]

Say it loud and proud for our sponsors

[dry elbow]

oh yeah thats another thing

"heres a word from my sponsor"

[cursive copper]

Smart water? Really?

Smh

[dry elbow]

whats wrong with smart water

[unkempt basin]

How is water smart

[silver bone]

I hate that

[unkempt basin]

What makes ir smart

[cursive copper]

It’s distilled water with added minerals and shit

[dry elbow]

nothing its like an electrolyte water

[cursive copper]

Voss > Smart Water

[dry elbow]

Fiji > all water

[dense nest]

electrolyte water is good

[misty burrow]

Y'all tripping

I drink tap water so I can experience kidney failure

[silver bone]

The only smart thing about smart water is how adding one word suddenly made it so much more expensive

[cursive copper]

Voss > Fiji > smart water

[silver bone]

I've been drinking tap water for most of my life

[dense nest]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHH

[silver bone]

At my place it's better than bottled water

[unkempt basin]

Lucky

[misty burrow]

You've got good filters, I take it

[unkempt basin]

Tap water here is just awful

[misty burrow]

Jfc how did you pull that chart up so fast

I'm scared

[dry elbow]

we have a filter built into our sink

[silver bone]

I can't get on board with S tier, Miki

[dense nest]

same

[silver bone]

Frankly, from ones where I can read the label

[dry elbow]

neither can I

[silver bone]

So maybe 3-4

[misty burrow]

I literally had none of those brands

[cursive copper]

Doesn’t even have Voss

[silver bone]

not a single one is above D

[cursive copper]

That tier list is shit

[misty burrow]

Jesus I'm such a peasant

[dry elbow]

HAHAHAH LOOK

LOOK AT THRAX'S PLEB TIER BRAND

[cursive copper]

Well you live in Romania

[dense nest]

water sources around my house is S tier

[dry elbow]

VOSS? MORE LIKE LOSS

[misty burrow]

Screw you.

[silver bone]

Fiji is overrated

[dense nest]

well more like in the woods

[sonic token]

Tap water best water

[dry elbow]

Stop

[misty burrow]

[dry elbow]

what water is for gamers

[misty burrow]

Jk I love you Thrax

[sonic token]

Tap water

[silver bone]

It's less overrated than other bottled water types

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

wtf

[misty burrow]

[silver bone]

But tap water reigns supreme

[cursive copper]

When and where

[dry elbow]

how is tap water the gamer water

[misty burrow]

WHAT THE FUCK

[dense nest]

hahahahahaha

[sonic token]

Simply the best 🤙

[unkempt basin]

Gamer water

[misty burrow]

Mom pick me up

[unkempt basin]

That reminds me

[dry elbow]

oh my

[unkempt basin]

Didn't someone drink belle delphine bath water

[cursive copper]

[dry elbow]

yes

[silver bone]

It's basically for free, so you can spend money on what really matters

[dry elbow]

i think they got sick or something

[dense nest]

OOF

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-always-has-your-back-shorts-olympics-olympic-games-rio2016-2016olympics-gif-22361511

[misty burrow]

I mean, water and soap

If you drink that

You deserve it.

[dense nest]

LMAO

[misty burrow]

Darwinism at it's finest

[silver bone]

Shocker, isn't it

[unkempt basin]

Why would you drink somones bath water

[dense nest]

hahahahahah

[unkempt basin]

I mean why buy it in the first place

[dry elbow]

you'd be so surprised

[waxen chasm]

That’s gonna hurt my stomach

[misty burrow]

Gamers nowadays scare me

[silver bone]

It's so brain-dead that it defies my understanding

And yet it doesn't surprise me

[dry elbow]

gamers are the most resilient people on the planet

gamers would do things people wouldnt do in WW2 willingly

[unkempt basin]

Like if it's bath water then it's obviously going to probably be dirty if they used the bath water

[dense nest]

true

[misty burrow]

I've had college shawarma tbh, that shit was foul

[dry elbow]

oh god

[misty burrow]

Like, 2$ for 2 of them

And you got a coke too.

I'm still not dead

[dry elbow]

yeah pretty much

but lmaoooo gamer girl

[misty burrow]

But I've probably got 4 undiscovered digestive illnesses

[unkempt basin]

I once had a chicken wrap from my school that had a decent sized chicken bone

Never let me get another one either

[misty burrow]

I've had KFC with feathers

[unkempt basin]

I had KFC that was uncooked

The chicken was still pretty rawish

[silver bone]

brain has left the server

[misty burrow]

Ah yes, the Salmonella experience

[lilac forge]

Tf

[dense nest]

chicken that is uncooked is very dangerous

[dry elbow]

some people are true dare devils

[unkempt basin]

I was sick for like a week

I just slept tbh

[inner charm]

SALMONELLA IS AHEALTHY PART OF A DEATHLY DIET

[dry elbow]

i realized the most brave people on the planet are literally gamers

[inner charm]

[misty burrow]

I'm not a gamer

[solemn vapor]

I had that in a 2 star restaurant once

[dry elbow]

think about things normal people say "I would never do this"

[dense nest]

depends tho

[dry elbow]

and then think about how many times a gamer would do it if a girl is involved

[inner charm]

probably done half of those alrdy

[silver bone]

That's a novel way to say "idiots"

[dry elbow]

because youre a gamer

[inner charm]

except the simping, im not that desperate

[unkempt basin]

Simping isn't desperate

[inner charm]

ive done the cinnamon challenge

[dense nest]

simping is bad

[inner charm]

[silver bone]

I do dumb things for people regardless of who they are

[inner charm]

im not paying for noodles

[silver bone]

Because I'm a fool

[unkempt basin]

Simping is not bad either

[inner charm]

simping is dumb

[misty burrow]

I'm convinced it's an EU thing

[lilac forge]

It's a waste of time

[misty burrow]

Because I always make compromises that will ruin me, for others

[dry elbow]

simping actually gives gamers the type of fervor that is akin to charging a trench in ww1. It is the nectar that drives men to not only their doom but also drives the few to their victory. To their haven....to their paradise...

[lunar swift]

how cool would it be if there was a central "updates available" place on Windows.

for everything.

[misty burrow]

Uhhhhhhhhh

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

Charge wilde.....charge

[solemn vapor]

[misty burrow]

[dry elbow]

banzaiiiiii

[inner charm]

so wait... if a girl simps... is that the same effect?

[dry elbow]

No

if we simp we are desperate or misguided

[inner charm]

so hypocrisy

[unkempt basin]

You're insulting my job for fun

[inner charm]

ok

stanning

is just simping

with extra steps

[dry elbow]

there are 3 kinds of girls

[silver bone]

Have done

[silver bone]

...?

[inner charm]

miki

[dry elbow]

yes spiffy?

[inner charm]

theres 4

[dry elbow]

true twiggs

[silver bone]

Nothing, I'm just puzzled

[dry elbow]

theres 4

[inner charm]

foster care girls are a whole other woman

[dry elbow]

im type 2 girl

i am classified as a Siren

[misty burrow]

What's type 2

[unkempt basin]

I have no idea what any of those are

[misty burrow]

Jesus I lived under a rock

[silver bone]

Also, if something only concerning me is at table, I will dive in without thinking even though it will 99% bite me in the ass

[unkempt basin]

I still live under a rock

[silver bone]

I never heard of this

[inner charm]

i read this wrong

[dry elbow]

this is me

[misty burrow]

Oh yeah, same, mad neuron activation and I just yolo it.

[dry elbow]

you know sirens in mythology?

[silver bone]

yes

[dry elbow]

the girls that drag sailors out to sea to drown?

[unkempt basin]

The mermaids that ate sailors?

[inner charm]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-as-hell-gif-23520270

[misty burrow]

Sounds familiar.

[dry elbow]

thats me

[inner charm]

they sing

then eat

[lilac forge]

Lmfao

[inner charm]

miki is a carnivore

[dry elbow]

I cant sing but its fine

lets just still consider me a siren anyways

[unkempt basin]

Good luck getting me out to see

Sea

[solemn vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

And I’ll play mine

[inner charm]

so wait

sirens are just... succubi then

[dry elbow]

of the sea

yes

[inner charm]

just one physically eats you

and the other well

[dry elbow]

I think succubus's also consumes your soul

[inner charm]

yes

[silver bone]

ehh, idk about the leading to doom part

[misty burrow]

Sweet lord.

[dense nest]

oof

[inner charm]

miki is like a sandcat

[unkempt basin]

Wait so if 2 is a siren

[inner charm]

incredibly fierce but smol

[unkempt basin]

What's 1,3,4

[dense nest]

LOL

[inner charm]

4 is foster youth women

like

youd have to meet one yourself to understand why i say theres 4 types not 3

and im saying this as a former foster youth guy

[dry elbow]

I am a snake girl

[inner charm]

miki

[dry elbow]

like miia

[inner charm]

this implies you backstab constantly

thats a lamia

[dry elbow]

yes

[inner charm]

theres a difference

[dry elbow]

okay im a lamia

[inner charm]

why would you stab yourself in the foot like this

[unkempt basin]

Wow

[inner charm]

idk whats more disturbing

[unkempt basin]

I really am I loser

[inner charm]

the fact ik miaa

miia* or the fact ik half this convo

[unkempt basin]

I just find anime characters cute all the time

[inner charm]

miia is a desperate chick

[silver bone]

you sure about that

[dense nest]

oof

[silver bone]

You don't strike me as someone with that temper

[inner charm]

like out of all the girls in that anime

Miia is the most simpful

[dry elbow]

Miia is also the most connected one with MC

[inner charm]

except

she doesnt have legs

so its actually smith

[dry elbow]

thats okay

[inner charm]

and whats her face

the spider chick

[dry elbow]

the bondage girl?

[inner charm]

yes

[dry elbow]

oh yeah shes pretty cool

[unkempt basin]

No legs?

[dense nest]

[inner charm]

without context this convo is

amazing

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-just-right-so-good-yes-emperors-new-groove-gif-6584923

[silver bone]

Yeah, but again, your temper doesn't quite match, I think?

[misty burrow]

[silver bone]

(thankfully)

[unkempt basin]

Wait

[inner charm]

i miss ur pfp wilde

am sadge

[unkempt basin]

She has th e lowe body of a snake?

[inner charm]

who miki or miia?

[unkempt basin]

Or just no legs at all

[dry elbow]

pretty much minus a few parts

its mostly her legs

her butt is still like human but at the end morphs into a snake

[inner charm]

mc for that anime is into legs, hence theres a funni scene when he first meets the spider chick

like its absolutely fucking hilarious

[unkempt basin]

How would clothing work

[dense nest]

lel

[dry elbow]

she wears a shirt

[inner charm]

and a skirt

[dry elbow]

yea

[inner charm]

and accidentally hits 50 people while in public

[inner charm]

[unkempt basin]

That would be kinda cool

Ngl

[inner charm]

oh yea

shes like 250+ pounds

[dense nest]

OOF

imagine

[dry elbow]

then you have the other snake girl

Saph

in the doctor anime

[inner charm]

oh ye i read the ln

[dense nest]

saphee

yea

[inner charm]

that ones good

[inner charm]

shes creepy tho

[unkempt basin]

Is 250 pounds heavy?

[inner charm]

yes

im 190

[dry elbow]

im 100

[unkempt basin]

Pounds here is currency so

[dense nest]

i like her personality

[inner charm]

shes like 80+ kilos

[silver bone]

I'm... hold on

[inner charm]

muscle is denser than fat

[dense nest]

she's also an assassin

[inner charm]

and shes a snake

so shes mostly muscle

[silver bone]

225

[inner charm]

thus weighs more than the average human female

[unkempt basin]

Well with a tail with muscles like that I won't have to worry

[inner charm]

you would

it could easily kill you

as is evident in the anime

she nearly kills him in most episodes

[unkempt basin]

Oh that's kinda eh what ever

I mean first girl who won't complain their legs ache

[inner charm]

well yea you do realize that some snakes constrict their prey?

[misty burrow]

Nice.

[inner charm]

wilde shush

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[misty burrow]

No no

[inner charm]

continue?

[misty burrow]

I can't

[inner charm]

lol

[unkempt basin]

Cute anime gf with lower snake body

[inner charm]

oh man

[unkempt basin]

That's not so bad considering death seems to be the only downside

[inner charm]

the mermaid girl is hilarious

[misty burrow]

Even better

[dry elbow]

mermaid girl is pretty cool

horse girl worse

[inner charm]

her entire notion of romance was fueled by a misunderstanding of the Ariel story

[dense nest]

mermaids are even better

[inner charm]

[dense nest]

imo

[unkempt basin]

Is everyone in that anime just half human then half whatever

[dry elbow]

theyre monsters

[inner charm]

not all

the dragon chick is hilarious

or well dragonnewt

she isnt an actual dragon

just a lizard with wings

[dry elbow]

I like suuu

[dense nest]

su is cute

[unkempt basin]

She looks cool

What is she

[inner charm]

suu is chill

[dense nest]

slime

[inner charm]

slime

[dry elbow]

shes some slime girl

that can change form

based on liquids she takes in etc

[silver bone]

Innocence incarnate

[inner charm]

she is actually insanely intelligent

[dry elbow]

yeah she is

she just likes to be the kid of the group in a way

[inner charm]

tbf she is a kid

[dry elbow]

yea

[inner charm]

just has high intelligence depending on the water

[silver bone]

Just, well, keep away from alcohol

But that could be said for most of people irl too

[unkempt basin]

I like those slime arm things

And thw part on her head

[inner charm]

poisons make suu the most vilely entertaining girl in the show

[dry elbow]

i need to watch anime again

[inner charm]

she becomes the literal definition of a toxic gamer

[solemn vapor]

[dense nest]

[unkempt basin]

What anime is this

[inner charm]

monster musume

[dry elbow]

ye

[inner charm]

its uh

not something to watch in public

its onpar with to-love ru if youve watched it

[unkempt basin]

I think ima add that to my watchlist aswell

[unkempt basin]

No but I don't watch anything in public so I'm good

[inner charm]

lol

[dry elbow]

love to love ru

[inner charm]

i hated the end

[dry elbow]

one of the first cosplays i did was Lala cosplay

[inner charm]

it was as bad as nisekoi

[dry elbow]

nisekoi ending is shit

[unkempt basin]

Is that one good too?

[inner charm]

no

dont bother with it

[dry elbow]

to love ru was good but the ending was meh

nisekoi is shit

never watch it

[inner charm]

to love ru was like

every girl is ok with it

[unkempt basin]

I watched evangelion ending, I don't think much else can be worse

[silver bone]

never seen tbh

[inner charm]

but for whatever reason

rito just ignores it all

[unkempt basin]

I'm so burnt out with halo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/586357629161439232.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[dry elbow]

which one

if you watched the series ending thats not canon

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

End of Evangelion is the canon ending

[unkempt basin]

You mean the horrible clapping for 5 minutes "you did it buddy yay"

[dry elbow]

yeah thats not the ending

end of evangelion is superior in every way

[unkempt basin]

A friend told me not to watch end of evangelion then gave me the hospital scene as a good reason not to

[dry elbow]

?????????????????????????????

dont watch the canon ending

?????????

[inner charm]

evangelion is trash

[dry elbow]

It was good

[inner charm]

its literally just hormonal kids being thrown into suits to fight aliens

[dry elbow]

the hospital scene is a key point in shinji's character development

[inner charm]

asuka is just a bitch

[unkempt basin]

It's animation was good but too much focus on the kid crying like I get it but it's scenes go on quite a bit

[inner charm]

0 personality

[cursive copper]

You’re a key point in @misty burrows character development

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

and hallmarks his utter delusion and his highlights the fact that he was never a kid who ever had a normal childhood, hes mentally fucked up with a dad who forces him into a role to risk his life for the world

rei is a clone of his mom

[misty burrow]

I agree