general

[lilac gulch]

I like to larp

I dont know what the fuck larping is but i like it

Sounds good

[dense nest]

ive been larping for years

its so fun

it's legit an escape to reality

depending on the world they make or the settings

[shrewd furnace]

i did some larp when i was a kid, was fun

[pseudo spire]

LARP - live action role play, basically playing DND or some other RPG game irl

[dense nest]

Kinda

[pseudo spire]

the infamous lightning bolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

[wispy mauve]

My battlefield 1 won't launch on steam anyone know any fixes?

[dense nest]

no idea

i play it on console

[silver bone]

I wonder

[carmine timber]

close steam and origin then launch steam and origin and then launch battlefield 1 on steam

[dense nest]

im sure miki would enjoy larping

[dry elbow]

I 100% bet I could larp better than anyone

I’d bring 50 bodkin arrows

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

And I’d have 30 barbed arrows

And a longbow

[silver bone]

I don't think that's how larp is supposed to work

[shrewd furnace]

you say that but then lil timmy is a mage, and he hypnotizes you

[dry elbow]

It’s how it works when I’m playing

[dense nest]

if someone has a shield and you're an archer you better know how to run

[silver bone]

With people dying?

[dry elbow]

I’d bring my army of simps. All on horse back

With a flail

[dense nest]

LMAOOOO

[dry elbow]

I’d use a wedge formation

[silver bone]

You make it sound as if all of them would fit on one horse

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Let’s see the king tell me I can’t play

I’ll show him

[dense nest]

this would turn into 100yrs war real quick

[silver bone]

More like 10 minutes

Until police arrived

[dense nest]

LOL

she might war with them too

Hahahahahahah

[silver bone]

That would go well

[shrewd furnace]

police would do the ol' warning shot in the chest

[dry elbow]

Nice try

[dry elbow]

Don’t listen to him

[dense nest]

LMAOOO

[dry elbow]

What is a police cruiser going to do against a testudo formation and light cavalry

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

I’ll have 400 javelin throwers

[slim grove]

Larping? Yeah, I'm a farmer father turned warrior whence a group of bandits slaughtered my family and burned my homestead. All I have left to do now is serve the queen.

[dense nest]

shotguns and rubber bullets hahahahah

[cursive copper]

I’m actually scared of horses

[still mountain]

i havent done anything like big scenario only watched on youtube. big events like that are usually central texas a bit south of dallas. oklahoma events are prolly the same distance away as well. kinda in middle ground

[shrewd furnace]

its probably mutual

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

lmao

[shrewd furnace]

horses are scared of everything

[silver bone]

A good few things

Especially as there would be more than one

[shrewd furnace]

the only defense a horse has is RUUUUUN

[silver bone]

With that modern invention

Called a firearm

[dense nest]

LOLL

[dry elbow]

A gun with 10 rounds

I’m afraid

How’s 1000 arrows sound

[cursive copper]

And kick

[dry elbow]

I’ll block out the sun

[cursive copper]

You ever seen what a kick from a horse can do

Fuck that shit

[silver bone]

The only thing blocking the sun out is delusion

[shrewd furnace]

thats more of a reactionairy thing though

horses dont stay and fight

[dry elbow]

A horse can literally kill a human being in a charge

[shrewd furnace]

🙂

[dense nest]

dont give ideas to miki

[cursive copper]

Only takes once to kill your

[dense nest]

she might use it

[dry elbow]

I get it, you’re scared and that’s okay

[dense nest]

and fuck us over in a real match

[silver bone]

I'm not, I'm mildly amused

[dense nest]

[cursive copper]

Miki already has her actual world domination planning done

This is her just being silly

[silver bone]

This is on level of hollow Earth theory

[dry elbow]

Spiffy having faith in American police response time is akin to having faith in polish prototype tanks working properly

[dense nest]

I believe it

[shrewd furnace]

who wouldn't be scared though, you're casually slaughtering these poor larping kids

[dense nest]

LMAO

[silver bone]

It's less about response time and more scale

[cursive copper]

lol they would send one

[dense nest]

LOLLL

[cursive copper]

Then 3 hours later there would be 5

[dry elbow]

Who’s going to call the police? Is a larper going to pull out a cell phone? It’s 1435 that’s cheating.

[silver bone]

So, Miki, have you heard about bottom layers of Earth not existing

[dense nest]

I confirm most larpers leave there phones in their car

[shrewd furnace]

ah yes, the hollow earth

[dry elbow]

This isn’t nearly akin to the entire earth being hollow

[dry elbow]

This

Spiffy actually thinks someone will be flying a drone around

[cursive copper]

Miki’s head may be as hollow as mine

[silver bone]

Note how Zyro says "most"

Which clearly implies some people do carry them

[foggy warren]

*** ***

[dry elbow]

They’d be dead before their finger strokes 9

[cursive copper]

It implies there’s a non zero chance someone has one

[dense nest]

depends on the rules to not break immersion

[cursive copper]

Not that someone does actually have one

[shrewd furnace]

there is actually a youtube video of someone flying a drone over a larp, only for some larper to javelin that shit from long range 😄

and rekt it

[dense nest]

so they put it in their car

only staff has their phones

[silver bone]

implying someone would notice that in a mob

[dry elbow]

It would be like lord of the rings when Aragorn tells Legolas to kill the torch bearer. Id tell the archers to focus the phone users

[dense nest]

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[cursive copper]

@dry elbow is getting some of her energy back it seems

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Except IRL they’d be dead from 2 bodkins

Actually 1 bodkin to someone would probably down them

Especially larpers

Too used to foam and not used to steel

[dense nest]

not entirely true on that point LOL

[cursive copper]

Wow, completely ignored, twice

[dry elbow]

Shhhh zyro let this fantasy run wild

[cursive copper]

Typical miki

Smh

[dry elbow]

I’m in my element rn

[cursive copper]

I know

Which includes ignoring me

[dry elbow]

Actually what I’d do is

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

I’d wait for a larper match to go on

[silver bone]

This honestly makes world domination delusion look tame

[dry elbow]

Then I’d introduce myself as a third party in the middle of the battle

[cursive copper]

[cursive copper]

I don’t think they’d take you seriously

[dense nest]

sometimes it happens

people randomly show up

with gear and stuff

[cursive copper]

Don’t feed the miki

[dense nest]

LOL

[jolly folio]

Just casually walk in there while wearing a juggernaut suit with a mini gun

[dense nest]

LOL

I think we'd run towards cover immediatly

you'd just hear clink clanks all over the place

[dry elbow]

Okay I figured out the plan

Listen

[cursive copper]

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/im-the-juggernaut-bitch-rage-angry-gif-16084327

[silver bone]

I can already tell it won't work

[dense nest]

LOL

[jolly folio]

buy a remote controlled truck and strap it with a mini gun

[dry elbow]

The battle of gaugemela

[dark whale]

yo guys how is everyone fucking shit doing in this shit of rainy of thunder storm shit day

[dry elbow]

I’ll hire 300 larpers

[upper comet]

Welp time to masterbate

[dry elbow]

They all serve as the distraction that I’m actually larping

[dense nest]

wtf

[jolly folio]

Doing semi pog but dying and u

[dry elbow]

That’s when I do it. I take real soldiers into the back line and loop around

[upper comet]

Some people need to know

[dry elbow]

You cut everyone down from a flank

[cursive copper]

No horny in main

[dry elbow]

Just like Darius did

[dense nest]

you're severely dehydrated, touch grass

[dry elbow]

Even tho technically Alexander won

He mainly won because of his cavalry

[upper comet]

Sexy grass

[silver bone]

more like battle of delusion

[dry elbow]

His men basically routed and got cut down

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

You’ll be on the other side

Spitfire will say “hey guys we probably shouldn’t be doing this”

[cursive copper]

I’m going to have to agree with spitfire. The way to world domination is through Facebook

[dense nest]

lmao

[dry elbow]

And that’s when I use an elite team of horse archers

[cursive copper]

Not through larp

[silver bone]

Miki casually ignoring that we're not in 331 BC

[dense nest]

in larp you are

[dry elbow]

Larpers think they’re in whatever time they’re portraying

[cursive copper]

Where are they? Do these exist in 2022?

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

So yes spiffy I can be in any time I want

Don’t stifle my creativity

[dense nest]

LMAO

[dry elbow]

Yes

Actually horse archery exists in the modern times

[silver bone]

Yeah, I don't think that when someone goes full psycho a larper will think "hmm, should I send someone running to next city to call for help"

[dry elbow]

Koreans still actually do it

[cursive copper]

You going to put out a Craigslist add?
Wanted: horse archers

[dense nest]

historical re-enactment

[cursive copper]

You don’t live in Korea though

[dry elbow]

How are you going to run?

[carmine timber]

crayon club should use phone to send memes to enemy team and that distraction can lead to victory

[dry elbow]

Where is this mystical idea where you think people get away

[silver bone]

With legs, probably

[jolly folio]

running wasn’t invent during that time

[dry elbow]

They’d be shot with arrows

[cursive copper]

Historical reenactment of elite archers? Because Miki made it seem like she has a team ready to go

[silver bone]

I think you're wildly overestimating an ability of average modern man to shoot a bow

[thick fossil]

In before you realize horseback archery is the toughest thing you can do

[dense nest]

ever heard of that whiterun guard that took an arrow to his knee?

that

[dry elbow]

You underestimate how far a simp is willing to go

[thick fossil]

Most modern archers don't have the aptitude for that

[dry elbow]

They can tap into any knowledge necessary

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[silver bone]

No level of being a simp will make an arrow fly straight

[dry elbow]

Julius Caesar’s men built a bridge in like 7 days and we can’t even figure out how he did it

[dense nest]

simp energy

[dry elbow]

Exactly

[silver bone]

Not being short probably helped

[dry elbow]

They come to my call like a siren to a ship. That’s what I am, a siren to delude the minds of thousands of light infantry

[dense nest]

same thing for the american aircraft carrier in fhe battle of midway that was repaired so quick we dont know how they did

[dry elbow]

How did that carrier not sink

[carmine timber]

this is portal mode ?

[dark whale]

what

[dense nest]

same chad energy

[jolly folio]

ship had sigma energy

[thick fossil]

The Hornet I believe it was

Or yorktown

Repaired that shit in 2 days

[dense nest]

DAMN

pure Simp energy

[silver bone]

Yep, that's ending with flop of the century

[carmine timber]

not mankind ?

[dry elbow]

Spiffy just doesn’t know

[silver bone]

it did... like a week later

[dry elbow]

I’ll literally open up on spiffy with a 32 pdr

Smooth bore cannon

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[silver bone]

woo, I'm so scared

[dense nest]

pls i can only choke on so much coffee at once

[thick fossil]

If you don't have cannonballs, just throw a bunch of kitchen knives in there

[silver bone]

Maybe it will hit somewhere in same postal code as me

[thick fossil]

Buckshot

[dense nest]

didn't the American civil war use ustensils into cannons or is that in another timeline?

[velvet geode]

got me some heft @lilac wind shoreline be popping

[thick fossil]

In desperate measures yes

Other cases they just used standard grapeshot

[dense nest]

[thick fossil]

Which basically was a shotgun shell

[pseudo spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZSnLmlSBE

filthy

[dry elbow]

Me ammo racking spiffy’s ship instantly

[dense nest]

ustensils mustve packed a punch oof

LOL

oh oh

that reminds me

[silver bone]

You would never find me near a ship

[dense nest]

of a game called skulls and bones that is supposed to be in production

by ubisoft

but no news of it

[thick fossil]

I just thought of a very terrible pickup line involving ships and I regret thinking

[carmine timber]

sea of thieves arena

[dense nest]

i do play sea of thieves hahahah

just not in arena

[carmine timber]

I love to fix the ship by adding wood plank and throw water out

that's adventure for me

[dense nest]

yeah sea of thieves is really fun

[sage slate]

Please help my game won't start up

[dense nest]

LOL

[carmine timber]

😂

[jolly folio]

Who’s gonna tell him

[dry elbow]

I’d literally set up 100 men sitting near a small trench in the woods

[dense nest]

not me

[dry elbow]

And I’d run out in the open and a bunch of larpers would chase me

[keen hatch]

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[dry elbow]

And that’s when it happens

I run back into the woods

And then the 100 men pop out

All with 1862 Springfield muskets

[sage slate]

What happened

[dense nest]

LMFAO

[dry elbow]

At about a 10 yard range nobody is calling anyone

[carmine timber]

too much recoil

[dark whale]

battlefield two thousand fuckingrty two

[dry elbow]

Once the smoke clears

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

“There can only be one winner”

[dense nest]

HAHAHAHAH simp army

[dry elbow]

Spiffy vastly understands the mentality of larpers vs simps

Larpers are just playing for fun. Their morale is incredibly low

Simps?

Lmao

Endless morale

[carmine timber]

but simps is your own team

[dense nest]

larpers do have strong morale LMAO these fuckers will run into bombing howitzers

HAHAHAHAHAH

[dry elbow]

Larpers vs my simp defense

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

My simps pushing up

[carmine timber]

I am not understanding

[jolly folio]

one needs simps for it to happen

[dense nest]

LMAO

[dry elbow]

I already have them

Believe me

[dense nest]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[silver bone]

Except I never said larpers would be the ones deciding the situation

[dry elbow]

They’d be the ones deciding how quick they want to meet the afterlife

[silver bone]

Well, good to see that Miki completely flew off into the stratosphere today though

[carmine timber]

already pre ordered Starfield

[quick mural]

Hey

[dry elbow]

You know how hard it is to detect a Galleon

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

It’s just a wooden ship

[silver bone]

In modern times? Not particularly

[dry elbow]

What are you going to do? Catch me on binoculars?

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

You’d already be in range of all those cannons

[silver bone]

I don't know why you assumed I would be anywhere near water in first place

[dry elbow]

Yeah so even easier

You’d never see me coming

[carmine timber]

spitfire will be in his home using discord

[dense nest]

LMAO

[silver bone]

as you do what, push your precious ship 400km inland?

[pseudo spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70p3S7MS2U0

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

Oh it would be over way before that

I’d use superior Union tactics

Hot air balloon infantry

[silver bone]

There certainly is a lot of hot air involved in this strategy

[cursive copper]

Miki

You’re starting to sound like me

Are you feeling okay?

[dense nest]

LOL

[cursive copper]

Right

[dry elbow]

Spiffy better have not called me an idiot

He’s going to be in huge trouble if that’s what he meant

[silver bone]

I called you massively overconfident

[dense nest]

oof

[dry elbow]

I think I’m level headed here

[silver bone]

If level means cloud level...

[cursive copper]

You’re as level headed as the Rockies

[dry elbow]

Meanies

[dense nest]

[modern mesa]

did I just miss a simp attack?

[earnest vigil]

the latest better call saul episode is so good but its also shocking

[cursive copper]

Yes

[dry elbow]

Yes they’re being mean to me

[earnest vigil]

man

[modern mesa]

God dammit.

[silver bone]

Less simp attack and more World War Simp at this point

[dry elbow]

:(

They don’t believe I can muster a competent fighting force under even more competent leadership

[cursive copper]

Miki completely missed the part where I said I was a miki simp too smh

[dry elbow]

:(((

Thrax can be a logistics advisor

Since he’s good at coding

[modern mesa]

Simps being mean? Thats different

[cursive copper]

[silver bone]

I'm feeling less and less confident about that outfit

[cursive copper]

Woooowww

[dry elbow]

Spiffy would be dead because he’d betray me for living a peaceful life so I’d be forced to end him

[modern mesa]

👀

[dawn yacht]

spitfire being savage today

[cursive copper]

Thanks for your vote of confidence spitfire

[dry elbow]

Who cares what a dead man says?

[cursive copper]

I know just the way to do it

Children

[silver bone]

Betrayal implies supporting the cause at some point before

[dry elbow]

You’d support me

[modern mesa]

I want a duty too Miki

[cursive copper]

Spitty going for the jugular tonight

[dry elbow]

You can be a general Aral

[cursive copper]

I want what he had for dinner because he’s spicy

[dry elbow]

With your historical perspective of ancient infantry tactics

[silver bone]

I'm in localization, any confidence in mankind has left the building 2 years ago

[modern mesa]

Ah yes. Perfect

[high badge]

isnt the bowling alley meme based on a old NSFW animation?

[earnest vigil]

last scene is fucking badass

[silver bone]

Well...

[cursive copper]

I’m still on s1 of better call Saul

[dry elbow]

My manpower is endless

[silver bone]

"ancient" is the key word here

[carmine timber]

if you got vacancy for fixing ships and need someone who can throw water out of the ship and apply wood plank on the ship , zyro and I can help

[dry elbow]

All the good strategies are unpredictable

[pseudo spire]

no idea

[dense nest]

[potent slate]

Sea of Thieves.

[carmine timber]

[silver bone]

And even the most unpredictable strategy is only unpredictable once

[potent slate]

If you don't know what you're doing, the enemy does not either.

🗿

[modern mesa]

Let me just quickly grab my book, Art of War

[carmine timber]

reloading cannons is more fun than shooting

[silver bone]

This concept is less Art of War and more Art of Lol

[modern mesa]

kek

[jolly folio]

just casually commit war crimes to the next degree

[still mountain]

[dry elbow]

:(

[carmine timber]

Ship

[dry elbow]

Spitfire making fun of my plans

[dry elbow]

The only crime is betraying me

[carmine timber]

your plans are like Dutch plans

[dry elbow]

No plans are as bad as Dutch plans

[dawn yacht]

dutch plans?

[carmine timber]

😂

[dry elbow]

Spiffy just wants to be mean :(

[carmine timber]

That's what spitfire thinking

[dry elbow]

Everyone thought I had good ideas except him :(

[still mountain]

spit = non

[silver bone]

I am mean

[modern mesa]

Okay people. Gather up, orders from High Command. Our Empress expects victory

[dry elbow]

If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy

[jolly folio]

[dry elbow]

The war room

[lilac forge]

when do most people play firestorm?

[modern mesa]

I'm too lazy to edit it rn

so just pretend thats us

[silver bone]

Because we know that war room generals from monochrome photography times were mostly very good at their job

[carmine timber]

we are preparing for war right now

[modern mesa]

cough cough

[silver bone]

Aral, you can't reinforce meme in real life

[lilac forge]

wym lol?

[modern mesa]

I just wanted to... larp

[cursive copper]

[carmine timber]

ask aralotus

[jolly folio]

Doing anything for the meme is pog

[lilac forge]

i just wanna know at what times bf5 firestorm actually has players lol

[silver bone]

Aral about to larp Luigi Cadorna

[modern mesa]

I dont think a lot of people play it anyways. Tho probably EU time kinda will give you most players

[oblique frost]

the game is worth buying now?

[carmine timber]

thanks

[modern mesa]

No! No caporetto in our time

[silver bone]

No five thousand battles for Isonzo River?

[oblique frost]

the game is worth buying now?

[dense nest]

[modern mesa]

You asked the question before, lad. You can check gameplays and have an opinion

[dense nest]

yea

[oblique frost]

ok

[modern mesa]

I see myself as like Foch, Haig, Lettow-Vorbeck, Mustafa Kemal. I will create a masterpiece of war plans. Believe me

[silver bone]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I consider Miki my friend and I enjoy the whole chaos

But friend's role also is calling spade a spade

[silver bone]

One of these commanders very much doesn't fit with the others

[modern mesa]

Enlighten me please

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

My generals

[versed pier]

No it is not

[modern mesa]

Do I need to have uniforms like that too?

[dense nest]

[silver bone]

Haig was a butcher and not much else

[dry elbow]

You can have whatever uniform you want

[modern mesa]

Oh right. Somme

[carmine timber]

we got freedom in cosmetics, skins aralotus

[oblique frost]

ok

[dense nest]

Skins indeed

[dry elbow]

Me in the empress attire

[modern mesa]

hmm

[dry elbow]

Truly the admirals we need Aral

[silver bone]

While I'm just cackling somewhere over the horizon while walking around my house in my nightgown

[dry elbow]

I’m going to strangle you

[silver bone]

Drinking coffee because insomnia

[dry elbow]

Stop that laughing this instant

[weary hedge]

Do people still play bf2042 on ps5

I want a new game to play

[dawn yacht]

people own a ps5?

[silver bone]

what would happen otherwise

[dry elbow]

I own a ps5 sadly

[weary hedge]

Yes I have one and a lot of people do

[carmine timber]

why sadly ?

[dry elbow]

You’d perish

[dawn yacht]

wow

[dry elbow]

Haven’t used in forever

Why? Because there’s no games

[weary hedge]

There’s not a lot of good games on the ps5

[dry elbow]

Every game on it I could play on my PS4

At the same frame rate and resolution

[silver bone]

Again, if you want me to perish, please join the queue

[dawn yacht]

horizon forbidden west

[dry elbow]

Could care less about horizon

First one was mediocre

[weary hedge]

Mediocre ?

[dawn yacht]

[dry elbow]

Yes

Graphically pleasing games doesn’t make a game a masterpiece

[weary hedge]

You dont know what you’re talking about

[dense nest]

oof

[carmine timber]

Yess but I would like to have a ps5

[dry elbow]

Since games are subjective

I do know what I’m talking about

Because I’m speaking from my experience

[weary hedge]

I want to play ghost of tsushima

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

Already played it on ps4 pro

Didn’t even need a ps5 for it

[weary hedge]

60 fps

[dry elbow]

Oh yeah 10 dollars to update my game

[dawn yacht]

my ps4 pro turned into a jet engine while playing tsushima

[dry elbow]

To 4K 60 fps

How noble of Sony

[weary hedge]

I dont own it yet

You so pressed lmao

[carmine timber]

it can hover

[dry elbow]

If Xbox can upgrade my games for free I expect their competitor to do it

[dense nest]

i have a norm ps4 and tsushima surprisingly ran alright

[weary hedge]

Its just games we’re talking about relax

[dry elbow]

Believe me I’m relaxed

[weary hedge]

Ok

So do people play bf2042

[dry elbow]

I don’t

[carmine timber]

relaxed

[dawn yacht]

yeah almost flew away

[weary hedge]

Or is it dead as many yt claim it

[dry elbow]

It’s not dead but I just don’t play it

[carmine timber]

😳

[dense nest]

[weary hedge]

Would it be worth the 60€?

[carmine timber]

No

play battlefield 5 , 1

[weary hedge]

I have those

Yea ill prolly down them again

[carmine timber]

2042 needs content

[dense nest]

bf5 is as active as ever

[weary hedge]

r6s sucks now And there’s not many good fps games

[dense nest]

beaming through the roof

play bf5

[carmine timber]

Apex legends

[dawn yacht]

bf2042 probably helped bf5 numbers

[dense nest]

LOL yea it did

[cursive copper]

Yes

[weary hedge]

I don’t like apex it’s too fast paced

[weary hedge]

I like loba tho

[dense nest]

fast paced??

[dawn yacht]

I don't play apex because I suck

[weary hedge]

Yea when I start a fight people keep jumping and sliding and it’s too much for me to handle

[dense nest]

understandable

[weary hedge]

I’m not great at that

[carmine timber]

Ash

[dense nest]

thats called sweatlords

they slide all the time

[carmine timber]

join them

that's how you win

[tropic cobalt]

sliding is pretty important and quite simple to learn how to use

[weary hedge]

Haha I can’t even If I try I have to play a lot

[carmine timber]

start jumping sliding

[weary hedge]

Its fun but it’s tough tbf

[dense nest]

im asking myself how am i still playing for honor

[carmine timber]

you playing it for honor 👀

[tropic cobalt]

for honor's skill ceiling is far too high for me to enjoy, i played it a bit at launch when everyone was bad but that's about it. Tried it a bit more some years ago and no dice

[dense nest]

understandable

sweatlords everywhere

[carmine timber]

I feel like nowadays everyone is tryhard and every game is sweaty

[dense nest]

yea

[carmine timber]

when everyone is tryhard how can we have casual experience

[dense nest]

true

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-not-nope-no-no-way-no-chance-gif-17243246

its sweat it up or get crushed

[dense nest]

LOL

[tropic cobalt]

yeah, even in casual queues people tend to sweat so much

[carmine timber]

[tropic cobalt]

i stopped playing online games for a long while because it was just not enjoyable, both due to sweats and repetitiveness

[carmine timber]

and skill issues

[pseudo spire]

i want to stay pretty good at fps games till im dead, so i can shit on kids when im a grandpa

[jolly folio]

pretty kek

[carmine timber]

very ambitious plan 👍

[pseudo spire]

frick dem kids

[still mountain]

playing the long game i see

[jolly folio]

Body slam them younglins

[carmine timber]

🙏

[pseudo spire]

id die right now if it wasnt for my goal

[carmine timber]

I imagine it 🤣

[pseudo spire]

er mer gawd dead chat

[dense nest]

back on chivalry 2, for the crusades!!

[carmine timber]

[tropic moss]

hi

[pseudo spire]

whaaaat its ruben

[proper scroll]

hello

[pseudo spire]

aaand vult?! the gangs coming back

[dense nest]

[pseudo spire]

idk this guy though

[barren stump]

vult means god wills it in latin
and deus means god
so deus vult means god god wills it
imagine if they said that in english when they charged

[proper scroll]

amazing

[proper scroll]

how have you been Nyphon man?

[pseudo spire]

pretty good, just tired of the weather here but we plan on moving in a year or so

how you been?

[proper scroll]

omg awesome!! I've been alright. just been vibing overall and doing my driving classes

[pseudo spire]

anyone in the family teaching you?

[spring coral]

Game died yet?

[solemn vapor]

Family teaching?

[proper scroll]

nope, just classes from the school

[pseudo spire]

ah, my dad taught me how to drive, well he tried to lol

[slim fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/powercrash-kid-crash-gif-14560716

[pseudo spire]

pretty much

[slim fiber]

Anyway, hallo and goodnight (my alarm rings in 5 hours so nightsies lol)

[modern mesa]

relatable

nighty

[dawn yacht]

I just learned today, I have no work tomorrow, \o/

[slim fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-good-night-cat-gif-24504919

[modern mesa]

aww, I give that cat a 10/10

[dawn yacht]

cats are cutee

[modern mesa]

mangos are cute too

I MEAN

UHHHHHH

[dry elbow]

@cursive copper

I just passed a classroom filled with a bunch of thrax’s

[dawn yacht]

aww thanks

[dry elbow]

They were all on computers facing eachother and one guy was screaming in a roleplaying voice

My professor was like “what the fuck is that”

[dawn yacht]

thrax's in their natural habitat?

[dry elbow]

Yes

I think they were playing magic the gathering or some shit

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

Guy screamed so loud we heard him down the hall

[modern mesa]

not relatable

[spring coral]

Unrelatable

[obsidian path]

My grandpa used to get noise complaints when he was screaming during Dallas Cowboys games

[dry elbow]

Change god to Miki Wills It

Crusaders were actually simps so that’s why they were so good of a fighting force

[modern mesa]

Empress + God? pog

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Like crusaders were historically the biggest simps

While being one of the most feared fighters ever

[dawn yacht]

the power of simping can't be underestimated

[dense nest]

they were well trained

[dry elbow]

Well trained simps

With a ton of zealous fervor

[cursive copper]

lulwut

[dry elbow]

I said I saw you

[cursive copper]

I do yell at my computer though, so you're pretty accurate

I'm not that nerdy looking

[dense nest]

chivalry is so fun being a crusader

[copper gull]

... it's the Cowboys, what do you expect?

[copper gull]

No no. Xero wills it.

[obsidian path]

[cursive copper]

probably really good at screaming knowing how well the cowboys do

[copper gull]

#sadtruth
#dfwnative

[obsidian path]

Dallas aquarium is lit

[dry elbow]

I will die a cowboys fan

[cursive copper]

That's unfortunate

[dense nest]

Lol

[cursive copper]

You're ready to get married though, you're already used to constant disappointment

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

I have very specific husband requirements

If you aren’t yoko taro you don’t have a chance

[dense nest]

[copper gull]

THIS IS ACCURATE.

[modern mesa]

Does the person needs to have the helmet as well?

[cursive copper]

yes

[modern mesa]

shit.

[cursive copper]

get the helmet and miki would never know the difference

[dry elbow]

You need to adopt his mentality

[modern mesa]

which is

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

It’s indescribable

[dense nest]

lmao

[cursive copper]

My mentality is indescribable as well

🙂

[obsidian path]

[modern mesa]

understandable

[dry elbow]

Taro saying he gets no girls

[modern mesa]

failure even from beginning I suppose

wait a second

[dry elbow]

Meanwhile also taro

[modern mesa]

continue Miki, I give that a ✅

[dry elbow]

Taro is a god

[cursive copper]

how do fish get high?
||they swim up||

[modern mesa]

Meh, kinda. So I give a half check to that

[dense nest]

^

[obsidian path]

[dense nest]

lmao

[modern mesa]

any other talents I should have to be like Taro?

[dense nest]

[cursive copper]

Do I need to tell another to redeem myself

Why couldn’t the pony sing the lullaby?
||She was a little horse||

[dry elbow]

Taro pretty much is just taro

The most based taro moment ever was

When someone condemned taro for signing her thigh so the girl tweeted at the guy saying

“I told him to do it”

That’s when the Taro Chad meme started spreading

[modern mesa]

So someone just cant be a Taro. Welp, at least I tried

[dense nest]

LOL

[dry elbow]

It’s impossible to be taro because of his demeanor

Taro when people ask him if he’d ever meet his characters if he could

[dense nest]

I would too

LOL

tho i miss emil

he was a good character

[dry elbow]

My sister doesn’t like taro

It makes me mad

[modern mesa]

strangle her

[dawn yacht]

so uhm, who's taro?

[dense nest]

oof

[dry elbow]

I can’t

She’s 5’6

[dry elbow]

He made Nier automata

And drakengard

[modern mesa]

Oh right. You were 4 something

welp

[dense nest]

nier replicant ahem

forgot one

[dry elbow]

And Nier yes

[dense nest]

[dry elbow]

And he made some others too

Sinoalice

[dense nest]

miki is 4feet tall??

I tought i was short

[dawn yacht]

that's very smoll

[dense nest]

I'm like 5.5

kinda cute tho but deadly

smol

is deadly

[modern mesa]

I agree on that smol people are indeed cute. BUT, that does not mean that they arent deadly

[dry elbow]

I’m 5’

[modern mesa]

[dense nest]

[dusty aurora]

the outer worlds?

[dense nest]

huh??

[dawn yacht]

huh

[dry elbow]

No

[dense nest]

outer world's?

[dusty aurora]

wait, WHAT

[dense nest]

thats my line

[dry elbow]

I hate being short

[dense nest]

being short has advantages

your hitbox is smol

like mine

[dry elbow]

Smol

[cursive copper]

Miki has a super smol hitbox

[dry elbow]

Short guys are based tho

[dense nest]

huh?

[dry elbow]

Intend to like shorter guys more than taller

I tend*

[cursive copper]

Based

[dense nest]

understandable

thrax is probs like 6

[dry elbow]

Anyone over 5’10 scares me

[dense nest]

feet tall

[cursive copper]

nope

5'9"

[dense nest]

LMAO

i was close

[cursive copper]

fair enough

[dawn yacht]

5'8

[cursive copper]

[blissful hill]

Boo

[cursive copper]

hmm

[dense nest]

anyone over 6 feels like they wanna flatten you

[cursive copper]

fortnite no build, or apex

[modern mesa]

Do I really scare you Miki? 6'1? Really?

[cursive copper]

[blissful hill]

Lego Star Wars

[dry elbow]

Best boyfriend I ever had was an Aussie

He was 5’2

[cursive copper]

i don't wanna buy it

[blissful hill]

My condolences

[cursive copper]

the short version of @quaint herald

[dense nest]

lel

[dry elbow]

What do you mean condolences

Aussie guys are cute

And NZD boys

Any Anzac

[dense nest]

imma at a shopping mall and it's empty rn

feels weird

[cursive copper]

ok bbl time to play fortnite

[dense nest]

zucknite

how do you manage

with kids screaming in their mics lmfao

[dry elbow]

FortSleep

[cursive copper]

i partied with a friend

otherwise i do solos

[dense nest]

[still mountain]

[dense nest]

[cursive copper]

break the rules then you get banned

[dense nest]

why'd you wanna be banned anyways?

lul

[still mountain]

street cred for reddit?

[dense nest]

youre a board?

makes sense

lol

[dawn yacht]

anything for that sweet karma

[dense nest]

google it

[dawn yacht]

[dense nest]

[dawn yacht]

🤓

[copper gull]

Yes.

Do it.

[modern mesa]

[dawn yacht]

👀

[dense nest]

im white owl and blonde

I dont sleep during the night

well I do but after work shift

[dense nest]

I dont mind furries

if they're nice, I'm nice too

[autumn zinc]

[pseudo spire]

is deep actually doom?

[copper gull]

Would be interesting

[dense nest]

it was just the wind

[copper gull]

I'm good, thanks.

[dense nest]

Is that

SUSHI

[copper gull]

#furgangbitch

[dense nest]

I like sushi

[obsidian path]

[dusty aurora]

Please behave yourself

[copper gull]

No

[vernal scarab]

No it's shoeshi

[copper gull]

#whatthefurisgoingon

[dense nest]

where do we buy those?

gimme

[vernal scarab]

On the meme net

[dense nest]

lel

[dense nest]

LOL

but is it true?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[copper gull]

"This is how committed I am to not being human."

@pseudo spire lmfao what the fuck bro lololol

[pseudo spire]

what i do?

[dry elbow]

I will watch a movie tonight

[copper gull]

That got damn video

Lmfao

[pseudo spire]

THE BATMAN on hbo

[copper gull]

Watched that last night

Thats the ONLY DC movie I've been able to watch WITHOUT falling asleep

[dry elbow]

I saw Batman in theaters

[dawn yacht]

batman movie was good

[copper gull]

Between that one and the Christopher Nolan batmans

[pseudo spire]

ive not seena lot of batman movies, but the slow pace made me tired

its like they talked and moved at half speed 80% of the movie

[copper gull]

"IM FRANKLIN, THE FANTASTICAL FUCK FALCON."

What the fuck

[dry elbow]

I’m watching a movie called “You were never really here”

[copper gull]

But I was

And I am

I'm here right now

[dry elbow]

I usually end up liking Joaquin Phoenix’s weird movies

[obsidian path]

[copper gull]

I liked the fact they included Two-Face, Joker, & Harley Quinn in this new batman movie and nobody noticed

[autumn zinc]

[pseudo spire]

i certainly didnt notice

[copper gull]

The DA scene

Has two-face

[dense nest]

I like his movies too

[dry elbow]

Yeah he’s good

[copper gull]

Joker was in Arkham at the end

[dry elbow]

He’s like a Matthew mcconaughey or whatever

Who got better with age

[pseudo spire]

yea i noticed joker, but not two face or harley

[copper gull]

And yeah, Two Face (Matthew McConaughey) was in the scene w/ the DA

I believe Harley was in the lounge too

[dense nest]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[dense nest]

Hm?

[dry elbow]

Tom Hardy is also a fav for me

[dense nest]

understandable

[dry elbow]

Have you seen mindhunter?

[dense nest]

not yet, it's on my list tho

i usually watch movies on my phone at work

[dry elbow]

Mindhunter is really really good

I’m hoping for another season

[dense nest]

I heard it was good

[autumn zinc]

do any of u guys watch anime

[dense nest]

I do sometimes

[dry elbow]

Yes

[autumn zinc]

which ones?

[dry elbow]

All kinds

[dense nest]

^

[dry elbow]

Tho I like a lot of comedy, romance, slice of life

[autumn zinc]

i need new anime to watch cuz the only one i've watched is aot

[pseudo spire]

mind hunter is solid

[dry elbow]

Name a genre

[dense nest]

go on anime list there is alot of em, you can also select year and season

lots of choices

[pseudo spire]

as far as netflix though ill always recommend the haunting of hill house, midnight mass, the haunting of bly manor and the OA

[dry elbow]

https://myanimelist.net @autumn zinc

[dense nest]

yea that

[dry elbow]

Haunting of hill house was good

[autumn zinc]

thx

[pseudo spire]

yea hill house is the best of the 4 i listed, but not by a lot

the OA is a bit weird though, but i liked it

[autumn zinc]

whats your favourite anime show that you've watched @dry elbow

[pseudo spire]

ill drop mine and probably say attack on titan, shits bonkers

[autumn zinc]

yeeeees

its pog

[pseudo spire]

i didnt get the hype for FMA, death note, one piece, naruto, etc

[dense nest]

an anime that is underated is grancrest senki

[autumn zinc]

one piece? is that the one with like a thousand episodes or something 💀

[pseudo spire]

yea, i never finished it

hell i didnt even really give it a honest try because its so long

[dry elbow]

I’ll drop mine

[pseudo spire]

are you mocking me?

https://tenor.com/view/marah-gif-21046277

[dense nest]

lmao

[dry elbow]

Not a single other anime holds a candle to this one for me

[autumn zinc]

[dense nest]

ooooh

[pseudo spire]

looks freaky

[dry elbow]

From the imagery etc

It’s a 90’s anime

Very very uhh mind rickety

Fuckery*

[dense nest]

for me if I say gundam im biased (mecha style) (fav was Seed)

old anime from 90's

[dry elbow]

https://youtu.be/RCwPOn1FnJk

Another good anime is Berserk

But the 1997 version

[dense nest]

oh berserk was good

brutal asf too

[pseudo spire]

i should watch that considering its dark souls inspiration

[pseudo spire]

gurren lagann > gundam

[dense nest]

You mean demon souls

[pseudo spire]

same thing/you know what i mean

[dense nest]

understandable

[dry elbow]

Gurren was good

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

[autumn zinc]

[autumn zinc]

[dense nest]

lmao

[lilac forge]

hi

im dying of boredom

[autumn zinc]

hi

[dense nest]

you should taunt miki with that if you play a match of among us in the future, see what her reaction would be

make sure she isn't the imposter first or we'll all suffer for it

[cursive copper]

Hi dying of boredom, I’m Thrax, nice to meet you

[lilac forge]

SUS

[autumn zinc]

sus?

[lilac forge]

Nice to meet you as well my good sir

[autumn zinc]

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

[autumn zinc]

lmao that video

i remember it

💀

[dense nest]

LOL

[lime pendant]

[cursive copper]

[dense nest]

that's thrax's reaction once he realises miki is right behind him when he taunts

[woeful ingot]

[autumn zinc]

[dense nest]

[verbal belfry]

[lime pendant]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-kid-sigh-ugh-mhmm-gif-15809387

[dense nest]

[autumn zinc]

[dense nest]

[woeful ingot]

nice emojis

[verbal belfry]

no

[woeful ingot]

ok yea you’re right

my bad

[verbal belfry]

[cursive copper]

True

If I disappear @dry elbow murdered me

[autumn zinc]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[dense nest]

lmfao

[proper scroll]

yeah... my father couldn't even try to

I've never really got on the driver seat except on simulators like Asetto Corsa or sum like that

[verbal belfry]

AC is a great sim

too bad it has to many morons

[cursive copper]

AC is fun

[verbal belfry]

yes until u get dived bombed going into turn 1 and get sent into shadow realm

[cursive copper]

true