general

[versed pier]

Understood!

[lilac forge]

Does flagship mean like their main ship?

That like leads the fleet

[versed pier]

Yes

[shrewd furnace]

yeah

[lilac forge]

Oh pog

[copper gull]

@cursive copper I GOT ANOTHER DAD JOKE

Think I'm gonna have to DM it to you though

[shrewd furnace]

usually its *used by the commanding officer afaik

[green ermine]

Psh.

dead audio

[versed pier]

Yeah I’m not sure how Russian military hierarchy is structured but the flagship is the commanding ship, generally speaking

[green ermine]

so its a flag.. ship, you say?

spitfire how come no audio in stream for me?!

[silver bone]

On purpose, without doing that Discord crashes game

[green ermine]

WHAT

if she plays with audio it crashes the game? waaaht

so weird

im gonna test this theory

or is it just her pc?

ooo chipotle picked up. ill be eating spicy soon

[lilac forge]

Girl are you a painting cause I cannot stop staring at your beauty

[green ermine]

product placement yay

[cursive copper]

Clicked @dry elbows stream to see the preview of it crashing, fail

[green ermine]

it crashed? why does BF1 crash for her?

o.O

[cursive copper]

She’s not playing bf1

[green ermine]

i thought she was beffore

oah

WOT now

https://tenor.com/view/rings-rings-paramount-change-the-channel-tv-gif-7598633

[versed pier]

LMAO

[slate tinsel]

hi

[dry vigil]

bye

[cursive copper]

Hi

[slate tinsel]

[cursive copper]

You would

[dry vigil]

[cursive copper]

Rephii is a big meanie

[dry vigil]

no u

[dusk sun]

Ea staff chat

[swift ridge]

Ight, who's robocop the lead community cat

[dry vigil]

its a cat

[cursive copper]

I mean I am but not to Peter

[swift ridge]

The credits are pretty cool in the game. There's also a bunch of other pets and some random ones thrown in there like spam and some long username

[earnest vigil]

https://youtu.be/QEzBUdhHJmo

[glass rampart]

god console bfv players are horrendous I can't even spend one minute with any plane or tank someone always got a AA cannon or AT Gun

[versed pier]

I saw someone go 12-53 in BF4 a few weeks ago lol

[glass rampart]

this is why I play bf1 more

aint that full of sweaty tryhards at least from my prespective

[pseudo spire]

because bf1 is more about atmosphere than "competitive" gameplay

[glass rampart]

bf1 still got some tryhards here and there

i joined a game this guy had 100+ kills deadass

now back to bfv again the AA's annoy me so much but not as much as 10 people coming at you with bazooka's/lunge mines

[frail skiff]

who

[dry elbow]

bet he was in a vehicle

[glass rampart]

ig so but he killed me mostly with sniper

everytime I was in the open

[lilac gulch]

bet all he killed were bots

[glass rampart]

bam shot

[dry elbow]

this

i just had the word hour long tanks session

@silver bone was there

brutal tier 8-10 games as me in the tier 8

[lilac gulch]

i just had the worlds longest tier 4 game

[dry elbow]

mostly tier 9 games where tier 9 is the majority

[cursive copper]

[lilac gulch]

want to get into a tier 9 game. i have my 257

[glass rampart]

man i'm pretty disappointed with myself that I have to resort to camping in bfv to stay alive in tanks

[cursive copper]

Yes I know what these words are

[silver bone]

that matchmaking was a mess

[lilac gulch]

actually. i have a tier 8 too

im working on the charioteer

[dry elbow]

Lmao

[dry elbow]

Not rn need to go to a dinner

[lilac gulch]

a fancy dinner?

[dry elbow]

Not really

A friend is coming up to see us again

Since he moved

Tho I can’t say I’m excited

[blissful hill]

[dry elbow]

It’s one of those things where it’s better when they’re a long distance friend

[blissful hill]

[lilac gulch]

https://youtu.be/-6hxH80TCp8

its music

[astral copper]

Lie

Its virus

[green ermine]

i wonder if the friend is on this discord, watching.. listening..

[dark whale]

Yo good morning how is my favorite server fucking doing in this fucking shit hell of day

[blissful hill]

Great

[swift ridge]

I found out I have to quarantine for 10 days instead of 1 week so I've got that going for me

[dark whale]

Good to know.

[compact holly]

I hate mail

[novel forge]

Any tip for increasing origin speed

I mean download speed

[fallen pawn]

Uhhh, either direct connect via Ethernet. Or get faster internet

[obsidian path]

aaa

[radiant bolt]

Some dude speak Spanish :3

[novel forge]

Connected to ethernet already

[fallen pawn]

Time to buy faster internet then

[novel forge]

It was good yesterday

@fallen pawn

[dry elbow]

At dinner

Want to die

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-now-please-wedding-singer-adam-sandler-oh-somebody-gif-16617341

[pseudo spire]

food and death do not go hand in hand for me

[dry elbow]

Eating out does

[pseudo spire]

dont like socializing?

[potent slate]

Dinner's fun.

[fallen pawn]

I mean. Sometimes when you’re downloading something the speed can fluctuate. I’ve noticed that if my speed is way slower than usual, I just pause the download and restart it.

[humble lagoon]

Did anyone get a dm from some random guy with a link?

[molten lance]

nah he just likes you

[humble lagoon]

Can’t send a photo here

Dam

[warped fractal]

Was the dude from here?

If he was, report it to modmail

[humble lagoon]

Yea it said mutual server was here and another server I’m a part of

Last time this happened I got scammed

[dry elbow]

Nah it’s not that

[humble lagoon]

I blocked him and reported him for being a bot

[spring coral]

did this game die already?

[pseudo spire]

its been struggling for months now, we dont know origin/egs/xbox/ps player count, but steams numbers alone are not good

id be more concerned about your region and what time you play at, last time i played it was easy getting into full lobbies within a minute, but im also na west and was playing during the weekend so that could just be a unique scenario to me

[dry elbow]

I haven’t checked

[cursive copper]

I told you I would go @dry elbow smh

[novel forge]

Now it's working fine

[cursive copper]

Completely ignored me

[dry elbow]

You wouldn’t be able to be here

Believe me

The Friend that’s with us is very very opinionated and he never stops talking

And I’ve barely eaten today

And it’s been like 50 mins and no food in sight

[cursive copper]

I got this

[dry elbow]

Lmao you’d be surprised

[cursive copper]

You’d be surprised

I’ve worked in the corporate world for 14 years, I can get along with anyone if I want to

[dry elbow]

The way his opinions are, he’d never be allowed to say them in a corporate environment

[cursive copper]

You’d be surprised the shit I’ve heard at work

[dry elbow]

I would be then

If it’s anything like I’ve heard the past 40 mins

I’d be surprised they’re not fired

[green ermine]

he aint no friend

he's a tolerated acquaintance yo

if the dude was a legit friend strangers wouldnt be hearing about how he doesn't stop talking. hawhaw.

[sacred compass]

The fuck am i?

[hushed cobalt]

cringe

[mint seal]

Based

[hushed cobalt]

me? no.

[mint seal]

Ok

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-stone-stunner-wrestling-wwe-gif-5266635

[green ermine]

i hear a door opening. its someone with a hand!

https://tenor.com/view/stick-funny-animated-how-to-open-door-door-gif-15860028

[mint seal]

[hushed cobalt]

Dont mind him he posts that GIF all the time

[mint seal]

i finally managed to play 2142 and now im sad bc it isnt in portal or anything

If they fix 2042 which prob isnt likely i hope they add stuff like 2142 and bf4 to portal

[unkempt basin]

Why add bf4 to portal

Not much to add considering bf3 is there

Bad company

[hushed cobalt]

simple, there isnt really a point

[unkempt basin]

Idk why you'd add 2142 when the main game is 2042

[hushed cobalt]

and also considering how little-known 2142 is

[unkempt basin]

I never knew about 2142 until recently when all the "veterans" who totally didn't join when bf1 released and totally didn't read a dead subreddit about 2142

[tame ermine]

Why f35 don't have vtol

[fast heron]

If they add BF4 they should either just add maps or add some more BF4 guns/gadgets to BF3

2142 would be interesting because it’s something different

Same reason why I want Hardline and BF1

For variety of settings

Also Horses

[unkempt basin]

Hardline and bf1 make more sense than 2142

[fast heron]

I didn’t play it

[versed pier]

I low key want a lion cub as a pet

[fast heron]

I would like it in portal so I get to expire once it as I never played

[hushed cobalt]

BF4 and 3 share like 75% of their guns

[fast heron]

Fair enough tbh

[unkempt basin]

Also no point in 2142 when planetside 2 exists

[waxen chasm]

Add 2142 in the portal same goes for BF4

[fast heron]

I hear 2142 wasn’t great

[fast heron]

I guess this makes BF4 the easiest game to add tho, only need to do the maps, everything else is there

[unkempt basin]

But why

They have bf2

Bf3*

[hushed cobalt]

Dont add any damn base BF4 maps to portal

[fast heron]

Yes but lots of people like BF4 maps

[novel forge]

Mee tooo

[fast heron]

Not saying it’s top of my list of games to add but if love to see a couple of BF4 maps

[hushed cobalt]

I can think of many that should not be added at all

aka golmud and rogue transmission

[fast heron]

Like I said I’d rather they focused on adding games with different settings

[fast heron]

They’ve just added two fan favourite maps from each game, it’s not like they’re adding them all

[fast heron]

Ngl I like those maps

I never played a BF4 map and thought it was a bad map tbh

I haven’t played loads of BF4 tho cause I ain’t been playing battlefield for long

[hushed cobalt]

Golmud is horrible if you arent a vehicle player

And rogue transmission is the worst balanced map in BF history

[fast heron]

I started with BFV but went back and played BF1, BF4 and the campaigns of BF3 and bad company 2

[waxen chasm]

Give us a good BF4 maps to add in the portal

[fast heron]

Oh and I’ve played a bit of BF2

[fast heron]

I want some locker chaos I miss it

Siege if Shanghai would be cool aswell, I wanna see the skyscraper fall with 2042 graphics

[hushed cobalt]

Flood zone

[fast heron]

Anyway I’m off to bed good night

[fast heron]

Wasn’t a fan of that one personally

[hushed cobalt]

Cool and unique map concept, not too bad levelution and lots of CQB fighting

[lilac forge]

[hushed cobalt]

Bronken

Why are you listening to batman music @lilac forge

[lilac forge]

Getting ready for the gym

[hushed cobalt]

Listening to nirvana does not make you an instant edgelord

[lilac forge]

Try me

[hushed cobalt]

shiver me timbers

[dry elbow]

God

Tonight has been so weird

[obsidian path]

Same

[lilac forge]

https://puu.sh/IIlrf/ffbfee3722.jpeg

[hushed cobalt]

Aint everyday weird?

[hushed cobalt]

inb4 its 9PM

[dry elbow]

No today it was especially weird

And I also wound up buying a 175 dollar bottle of liquor

But I’m finally home so now I’m probably going to lay down and wake up hopefully in 9 hours

[hushed cobalt]

WHY.

[dry elbow]

It’s a good whiskey

It will take me years to finish tho because I don’t drink much

[obsidian path]

Damn most I ever paid was $150 for a bottle and it was some limited edition Crown

[wary plinth]

Any staff online?

[light flicker]

Is bf4 still worth buying?

[haughty thunder]

Did y'all know I was banned from the GTA Discord before?

And for a weird reason

[light flicker]

Did u call someone a wannabe try hard?

Or say 1-0 noob

[haughty thunder]

@light flicker Nothing close to that, I was never IN the server. I was in the Fortnite Discord and I said I was willing to help people or "Carry" them in Save the World and they counted that as cheating and exploiting.

The ban carried over like 5 different servers

[light flicker]

💀😂

[hushed cobalt]

who are you again

[vapid sleet]

Hello

[light flicker]

Someone who probably doesn’t have time to explain who he is to you😂

[hushed cobalt]

fair

[haughty thunder]

@hushed cobalt Nobody and everybody

[hushed cobalt]

shiver me timbers

[haughty thunder]

@hushed cobalt You have a PHD in cringe?

[green ermine]

everyone has a phd in cringe, just let them allow their impulses to control them for a day

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-control-over-your-own-impulses-uncontrollable-out-of-control-unmanageable-michael-gif-15244123

[lilac forge]

Girl, are you another puzzle piece? Cause I think we should be put together

[still mountain]

[astral copper]

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaAAAaaä

[obsidian path]

a

[lilac forge]

insert image of a comically obese guy

[vapid sleet]

Damn no said hi back

[covert wagon]

We need more maps in Portal

[worn yew]

yo guys im installing manhunt 2

[lilac gulch]

Download bf1 and get killed by cheaters or download bfv and get killed by cheaters

I cant decide...

I think i have enough storage for bfv

[worn yew]

@lilac gulch BFV is around 90 gb i believe on PC and 81 gb on xbox not sure on PS

[lilac gulch]

after all. why not

just have to update origin

[unkempt basin]

Bfv works out better if you play in a custom game and not an official server

[night rain]

i hate to be an asshat about the subject but the vast majority of so called cheaters are highly skilled players that have played the game everyday from the start, that have their weapons down pat and play on high frame rate machines on fast connections

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-dance-fbi-dance-fbi-meme-gif-17130851

Good game

Fuck law

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

[lilac forge]

Start invading taxes

[astral copper]

Zen

[night rain]

friend doom...how you main?

[unkempt basin]

Most cheaters are prone lewis gun users, it's easy to confuse them guys from cheaters with how cheese that gun is

[astral copper]

How i what?

[night rain]

yeah its cheesy...as are all belly campers and their chosen pieces

[night rain]

how are you?

[lilac forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/319453540110303233/964216147954253854/unknown.png

[astral copper]

Fine

And you?

[night rain]

im glad to hear this

[unkempt basin]

Belly campers type 2a is my favourite

[night rain]

im good thx

[astral copper]

And your family?

[night rain]

all good doom...how is your family?

[astral copper]

Bad

Slept well?

[night rain]

oh no...why?

[astral copper]

Many things

[night rain]

yes i always sleep well...have you got your rest?

[astral copper]

Yes

[night rain]

very good im glad

[astral copper]

I miss my friend @vernal scarab

[night rain]

he was here two nights ago

oh wait...there he is

[night rain]

the sad thing is the 2a is the only real commando weapon in game...if used correctly you can jump over the line into an enemy nest and with disciplined burst fire achieve a quad kill with the 51 round magazine...,shame some abuse it by camping it

[lilac gulch]

im downloading bfv. I paused it and resumed, then i say the download bar go back to 0

then it went back to remaining amount

it gave me a heart attack

[unkempt basin]

Yeah, I don't use it much since I don't like getting killed by it and when I use weapons, a few people decide to use them after I kill them a few times

So I don't want more 2A's running around

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-bank-stare-meh-gif-9603576

[astral copper]

Silence

#general is sleeping

🛌

[quaint herald]

https://scontent.fadl5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/278581569_10159754200826745_4809739335166591511_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=Op-EtZ_iT-cAX8iEWW7&_nc_ht=scontent.fadl5-1.fna&oh=00_AT9-EYwhoqnioXUT9CiBwXpijNC2bnmebgtJDhnn0F8u4A&oe=625D576A

[astral copper]

Zen, dont

You will wake him up

[night rain]

i switch between 2a, Suomi, Welgun depending on my personal stability ( if I'm personally moving fast or more disciplined) or even map

[night rain]

he left us doom

[storm chasm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield2042/comments/tugsgb/officially_the_highest_level_ive_ever_seen_wtf/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[modern mesa]

Starting the day with a cramp in your leg...isn't it perfect?

Also, good morning

[night rain]

I know why does that even happen?

get's your ass right out of bed

i walk a lot maybe that's it

[modern mesa]

No idea, but it hurts

[night rain]

sure does only relief is to stand up

[modern mesa]

[night rain]

someone told me it's a potassium deficiency but I eat my fair share of bananas

[analog sinew]

I should eat more bananas

[night rain]

at least a fair share...too many and you get a potassium overdose

heart might start palpitating

[terse shuttle]

are class systems coming back

[night rain]

I certainly hope so...I understand that EA spokesperson said that they learned something from their error and will listen to their player base for next BF game

hey Arham

[novel forge]

Hey

[night rain]

everything still good with your game?

[novel forge]

Yeh it is

[night rain]

excellent

[novel forge]

Thx for helping

[night rain]

not a problem was glad to help

[novel forge]

Now go and eat masala pizza

[night rain]

ate already and was A-one good

[novel forge]

Damn sounds good

[night rain]

man i build the best from scratch pizzas

everyone tells me

it's an art

practice makes perfect...i used to make one every night

[keen sable]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

dead game dead chat

[night rain]

i'm multi tasking...one eye on chat, one eye on internet, third eye om shanti

[blissful hill]

Taco Thursday went well

[lilac forge]

True

[wicked spoke]

But it's Friday

[blissful hill]

I said it WENT well

[wicked spoke]

I see

[lilac forge]

[wicked spoke]

Ignore me then

[blissful hill]

lol

[warped fractal]

I have found a strange way of keeping my subwoofer still on a tiled floor

[blissful hill]

Tape

[night rain]

towel

[lilac forge]

👍

[blissful hill]

Flex Seal

[lilac forge]

Flex paste

[warped fractal]

rubber car floor mat

[blissful hill]

I mean, yeah that'd definitely do it

[night rain]

i use a towel

dampens it down a bit too

get better punch tile floors reverberate

[warped fractal]

I like more bass "definitely not going to put the gain 100%"

[lilac forge]

Guys any movie to recommend?

[warped fractal]

watched hunger games?

[night rain]

the beast of war

[lilac forge]

Yeah

[blissful hill]

John Wick or Matrix

[warped fractal]

Do you remember the whole movie?

and series

[carmine timber]

beauty and the beast

[lilac forge]

Not really

[lilac forge]

I am Keanu Reeves fan
I watched them all

[warped fractal]

Rewatch it then still a great movie with its sequel

[lilac forge]

Any other recommendations?

[warped fractal]

Death race 2000

I don't know if its free still

[lilac forge]

ok will try it

[blissful hill]

Now go watch an obscure Japanese action movie

[warped fractal]

Oh its free

[lilac forge]

[blissful hill]

Lemme find one

[night rain]

https://youtu.be/EDKhVBvGzU4

best tank movie ever

[novel forge]

Lol every night one pizza

[night rain]

yeah but i started getting fat

[novel forge]

What you expect then

😭😭

[night rain]

haha

[lilac forge]

Any other recommendations?

[night rain]

free or for pay?

[warped fractal]

Thanksgiving 3 but no don't ever watch it

[blissful hill]

Here, go watch. I haven't seen it, I just browsed some shit on Amazon
"BLACKFOX: Age of the Ninja"

[lilac forge]

I have torrent

[novel forge]

Borat

[blissful hill]

oh

[warped fractal]

also borat 2

[novel forge]

Ayyo I just downloaded The batman

Something in my ass

[night rain]

you have a vpn?

[carmine timber]

what is that ?

[lilac forge]

Ahh yes finally what I wanted

[novel forge]

Sorry wrong input

https://tenor.com/view/sacha-baron-cohen-great-success-yay-gif-4185058

[warped fractal]

Not what I'm looking for

[warped fractal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY

[blissful hill]

You'll be pleased to know that I killed a fox before

[carmine timber]

piracy

[mortal arrow]

Wack

[lilac forge]

[novel forge]

Who support piracy

Russians on there way

[lilac forge]

I have prime so will watch it

[novel forge]

Anyone watched

Her

[night rain]

what what

[blissful hill]

That's overkill, you're just wasting a possible meal

[night rain]

aye yee swabs...damn yor eyes and steer small

[lilac forge]

You are right

[novel forge]

Are you Chinese

[blissful hill]

I am pretty much the opposite of that

[lilac forge]

Nah american I guess

[blissful hill]

I'm a Black Texan

Lever Action go click

[novel forge]

Now this guy gonna come for a hunt

[lilac forge]

Kar98k
Lee enfield

[night rain]

i have a .44 mag level action saddle gun..but i dont kill foxes

[lilac forge]

Foxes are endangered species?

[novel forge]

I have a ak47

[night rain]

no but they are good dogs

[novel forge]

And a shotgun

[blissful hill]

I mean, I wish I had one of those. But my Winchester works well

I also would've liked to name my Great Dane "Winchester" but my wife said no

[lilac forge]

Buy an anti tank rifle 😂

[blissful hill]

I only really use guns for self-defense or hunting.

[novel forge]

If you want then you can contact on www.taliban.com

[night rain]

hunting is post primative

[blissful hill]

I am sure I can

Hunting is mostly a relaxing thing for me and rewarding

[lilac forge]

Can mods ban us for this conversation?

[night rain]

no

[blissful hill]

I don't think there's anything against the rules for discussing hunting

[novel forge]

Vegans on there way

[lilac forge]

Ahh yes thank god

[night rain]

you can talk about the many way to kill with sniper rifles if you care to

[blissful hill]

Hell, I had a discussion with a mod where I told them that I scared away a man by showing a Lever Action.

[lilac forge]

Winchester is a good rifle

[night rain]

just the ka-chunk sound of a pump shotgun will run any intruder away

[lilac forge]

Or a sound of pistol

[night rain]

no i mean cocking it

[lilac forge]

Yeah lol

[night rain]

not firing

[blissful hill]

Yeah cocking any gun is a menacing sound, even if it's not loaded lol

[night rain]

i never keep my weapons loaded by default

[blissful hill]

Yeah don't do that

[night rain]

I just have the one rifle now and i never even fired it in all the years ive owned it

my wife wanted me to get it when we lived in the mountains in case of bear attack

[blissful hill]

The only time I used a weapon against a human, it wasn't loaded, just showcased that I meant business

I said it before but a creep was creeping around the neighborhood, had to be taught a lesson, he's in jail now

[lilac forge]

What kind of creep?

[night rain]

https://youtu.be/dXYAt7tDnBo

mexican post psychedelic band

[lilac forge]

I will hunt you down

Btw i survived that 3 champion ambush

That was a bigger outplay

[waxen rover]

Hellow

Good morning ✨

[night rain]

ah madam coffee...'mornin'

[lilac forge]

Monin

[waxen rover]

No coffee yet. Am still in bed

But, I have a floof

[night rain]

can you smell the coffee in your mind eye?

[waxen rover]

Mhmm

[night rain]

floof?...my gang leave ne alone these days

[waxen rover]

The floof

[night rain]

a good loyal katzen...my guys are cold hearted

[waxen rover]

This one has the temper of the devil

[novel forge]

I love cats

[night rain]

indeed

[novel forge]

Like they are easy to cook and eat

[waxen rover]

Wtf

[night rain]

you're a vegetarian

[novel forge]

I'm a Chinese

[tranquil dirge]

sucks the game is now dead

[novel forge]

2042?

[night rain]

been dead on arrival

[tranquil dirge]

👍🏾

[night rain]

BF4 lives!

[novel forge]

BF4 or 5 which one

[night rain]

both depends on mood

[novel forge]

Haven't had a good experience with 5

[carmine timber]

play apex legends

[novel forge]

Stfu

[night rain]

bf4 crown of creation but steep learning curve, bfv just slap happy fun

[novel forge]

But never tried

[carmine timber]

😭

[novel forge]

BF3 best story

[night rain]

also wonderful game

yeah bf3 is a sweet spot

[novel forge]

Yeh

[night rain]

https://youtu.be/AIqKoG7cYxc

[novel forge]

Still remembered that jet mission

[lilac forge]

Why you spaming this bruh?

[night rain]

i never do campaigns...old school BF player when BF was multi only

[novel forge]

Ohhk

[night rain]

different song bro

[lilac forge]

Ohh nvm

[novel forge]

Can we talk about other games here

[lilac forge]

True

[night rain]

sure thing

[novel forge]

Or I will just get kicked

[night rain]

never

[novel forge]

Never what

[lilac forge]

Bruh this is general
You can talk about anything

[novel forge]

Rainbow six siege

[worn yew]

someone mentioned BF3?

[night rain]

never get kicked for talking about games

[waxen rover]

We nice

Till you break rules

Then we little less nice

But still nice

[worn yew]

i feel zzzy is like that

doesnt give a damn

[night rain]

eh we breaka yo face yu breaka da rule...capice?

[lilac forge]

Break the Tos!
And we break you

[worn yew]

yo guys i broke the rule i played Manhunt 2

[waxen rover]

ToS is the one thing that shouldn't be broken

Or the rules

[lilac forge]

Yes

[carmine timber]

play resident evil 4

call of duty 2 is also nice game for 128 mb vram

[waxen rover]

I want coffee...

But my bed too comfy

[night rain]

well go for it girl

you know you want it

[carmine timber]

sus have u tried assassins creed brotherhood ?

[night rain]

i must confess i had a cup recently and its kinda late

[waxen rover]

Oh I know I want it alright.. I just wish someone else would bring it to me so I could stay in bed

[night rain]

tut tut

[novel forge]

Hey anzo trilogy getting remastered right?

[lilac forge]

Lonely moment

[carmine timber]

who is anzo ?

[novel forge]

Nah 0 bitches moment

[lilac forge]

No dawgs moment

[lilac gulch]

What if we break people's spines over our knees.

[novel forge]

Enzo*

[night rain]

https://bestanimations.com/Food/Beverages/Coffee/coffee-animated-gif-14.gif

[lilac forge]

Black coffee

[keen sable]

cardi b

[night rain]

but sooo tasty

[lilac forge]

I like bitter coffee

[night rain]

coffee robusto

[carmine timber]

who is enzo ?

[night rain]

i like arabica

[lilac forge]

Assasin creed protagonist

[carmine timber]

he is ezio

[shrewd furnace]

its that kind of morning today man

[lilac forge]

😂 👍

[night rain]

eh who'a dis guy...capice?

[waxen rover]

My boyfriend might not be here, but I do have one

[lilac forge]

ok

[waxen rover]

Eh...

[carmine timber]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

[night rain]

ah si`

[lilac forge]

Tell that to @novel forge

[waxen rover]

Why should I?

[lilac forge]

Hes a bit confused

Between 2 moments

[waxen rover]

He is here tho.. not currently chatting but he is in this server

Why?

[waxen rover]

@novel forge explain?

[lilac forge]

Here lol

[waxen rover]

Eh.. I don't understand

Are you suggesting I'm his GF?

[night rain]

go get coffee head work better then

[lilac forge]

He said bitches which means you have no gurls

[waxen rover]

Ah

[lilac forge]

He thinks you are a guy

[waxen rover]

Oh thats okay

[lilac forge]

Simple

[waxen rover]

Most people do

[night rain]

coffee up!

[lilac forge]

Make a coffee for me

[unkempt basin]

Discord 101, anime female pfp = a guy

[waxen rover]

Because why would a girl be in the Battlefield server

[lilac forge]

Child predator to be more precise

[carmine timber]

no i dont i read your username its miss

[waxen rover]

Or even game 😬

[novel forge]

Assassin's creed Enzo

[waxen rover]

WAIT!

[night rain]

girls are killer gamers

[unkempt basin]

Nah alot of people are chill

[waxen rover]

Girls exist?!

[carmine timber]

he is ezio bro his name is ezio auditore da firenze

[unkempt basin]

Just a little maidenless

[night rain]

si si enzio

[lilac forge]

This discord server is really cool
And the rules are good
So no problem

[waxen rover]

Oui oui banquette

[lilac forge]

Discord sigma male rule 301
Anime pfp= old guy looking for baddies

[unkempt basin]

bet

[waxen rover]

Wtf

[night rain]

eh?

[novel forge]

Yeh yeh misinput

[night rain]

what yu say main?

[waxen rover]

Okay.. nice generalization

[lilac forge]

Charlie Jesus

[novel forge]

Nah I will just call him enzo

[waxen rover]

It's funny how people brain workie sometimes

[carmine timber]

ok enzo

[novel forge]

Wait yeh I'm wrong

[night rain]

or no workie

[novel forge]

It's really is enzio

[waxen rover]

Or that

[night rain]

si`si1 iz enzio

[waxen rover]

Zen where your green color

[carmine timber]

remove the n

[lilac gulch]

Last time I checked. They were robots created by the government to control men.

[novel forge]

Ezio

[night rain]

i am from the green gang

[carmine timber]

yessss

[lilac forge]

Do you know any other discord sigma male rules?

[waxen rover]

My discord on phone broken then

[lilac gulch]

1. Hate on BF2042

[unkempt basin]

Idek what a sigma is

[night rain]

ah had me scared there

[lilac forge]

Something better than an alpha male

[carmine timber]

its cringe stuff

[waxen rover]

No need for being scared

[lilac forge]

Its basically a based meme

[lilac forge]

True

[novel forge]

Dude someone Stole a whole ATM Machine in my area

[unkempt basin]

Explain it as if the person you're explaining it to is high

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/959488897669296229.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[waxen rover]

My floof left me.. sad

[lilac gulch]

You live in Florida?

[novel forge]

I live somewhere else

[unkempt basin]

I assume floof is cat?

[lilac gulch]

Chicago?

[unkempt basin]

Truly a sad moment

[lilac forge]

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.

[night rain]

see my gang did that to me now they stay in the living room

[novel forge]

Ok I'm watching The batman

[novel forge]

Just why this big answer like you really think someone gonna read it

[carmine timber]

dont watch batman play batman games

[novel forge]

Already does

[lilac forge]

Idc about that
It's a meme anyways

[unkempt basin]

This is perfect, I now know what a sigma is

[novel forge]

Still dude no one read it

[carmine timber]

which one u liked the most

[unkempt basin]

I read it

[lilac forge]

John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.

[night rain]

i read the last line edgelord....lolz

[novel forge]

Arkham knight

[carmine timber]

yeah thats also my favorite one

[lilac forge]

That's one thing you need to understand what a sigma male is

[night rain]

got it

[unkempt basin]

Sigma male sounds like a glorified introvert with a lack of social skills

[lilac forge]

Yes true

Will smith is a sigma male

[novel forge]

You talking about me

Ohh shit this is dark

[unkempt basin]

Same

[novel forge]

New batman movie is dark

As it should

[night rain]

as it should be

[unkempt basin]

That's batman for you

[carmine timber]

people who cant control their anger isnt cool

[unkempt basin]

Can't wait for mlp to be as dark as batman

[night rain]

typed same line same time

[lilac forge]

Now you are getting it what a sigma male is

[novel forge]

I'm watching the killing seen of the mayor

[lilac forge]

The brightness was very less in the threater.

[unkempt basin]

https://media.tenor.com/images/49d2dea127e65fd61486b9e117bf3f16/tenor.gif

[night rain]

your basic neighborhood nihilist

[carmine timber]

i dont understand greek language alphabets 😔

[novel forge]

Really I'm watching on my laptop

[waxen rover]

Guess I'm just gonna get out of bed... do laundry and get coffee

[night rain]

coffee first!

[carmine timber]

drink monster

[unkempt basin]

that's alot of effort just after getting out of bed

[waxen rover]

🤢 monster...

[carmine timber]

😭

[waxen rover]

Well I like clean clothes...

[carmine timber]

i love it

[night rain]

i have a monster stashed just in case

[novel forge]

Why it sounds like a 18 century woman

[waxen rover]

I might live with my dad.. I also like doing my own laundry

[waxen rover]

👀

[carmine timber]

👀

[night rain]

he's old world fellow

[waxen rover]

18 century woman with a long distance relationship online... sounds about right

[lilac forge]

Monster makes me high asf

[unkempt basin]

Relatable to any 18th century woman

[novel forge]

Online relationship LMAO

[waxen rover]

Well we met online

[lilac forge]

My grandma I guess

[novel forge]

I have tried it

Never work out for me

Tried everything

For her

Now I'm all alone

[unkempt basin]

Online relationships go well if you're not half baked

[waxen rover]

It happened.. not planned

He will be here in 2 weeks

So excited

[unkempt basin]

Sounds like some amazon delivery with the way I read that

[lilac forge]

Interracial relationships also

[night rain]

tip toe through the tulips exited?

[waxen rover]

Hahah

[novel forge]

You know in online relationship you are kinda scared what if he/she is cheating

[unkempt basin]

Should have got amazon prime for next day

[waxen rover]

Why would you cheat?

[novel forge]

Why can't you go to his place WHERE IS THE 21ST CENTURY WOMAN

[lilac forge]

Not every guy is loyal

[novel forge]

WHERE IS THE FEMINISM

[waxen rover]

Because he doesn't want me to

[novel forge]

EQUAL RIGHTS

[night rain]

Ssssss

[novel forge]

Ohk

[night rain]

dot calm

[waxen rover]

I want to go there tho

[lilac forge]

Bf:I am home alone
Gf: wtf?😂

[novel forge]

Because I got

[waxen rover]

That sad

I would never

[novel forge]

I got played

[waxen rover]

I love him so why the fuck would I cheat

[unkempt basin]

Roblox funny moment #69 try not to laugh

[novel forge]

Ohk ohk

[lilac forge]

Roblox funny moment #69 try not to laugh

[waxen rover]

Don't generalize...?

[unkempt basin]

[waxen rover]

I'm good

Not Canadian btw xD

[novel forge]

How would we know we are just talking ONLINE

[lilac forge]

Nvm

[night rain]

i was canadian until i got the operation

[novel forge]

So you removed your Ay

[night rain]

eh?

[novel forge]

Nothing

[night rain]

by golly

[lilac forge]

Midwest united states lol

[unkempt basin]

I was Canadian in a past life for sure

I keep apologising for nothing sometimes

[waxen rover]

Anyway

[novel forge]

I was German for sure

[unkempt basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/955541598639374416.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[night rain]

actually i was german

[lilac forge]

Please read the discord sigma male rules again

[waxen rover]

Hi my name is Starr, I'm from the Netherlands 🇳🇱

[lilac forge]

Das auto Volkswagen

[night rain]

nein!

[waxen rover]

Ja

[unkempt basin]

https://media.tenor.com/images/eb1174c4bd26270e33f08bc6b79ce858/tenor.gif

[waxen rover]

Coolio

Why would he ever

[novel forge]

LMAO

[night rain]

yes this name is taboo

[unkempt basin]

Starr did you ever see the alternative to your pfp being the gamer eating pizza?

[novel forge]

So what you guys like eating while gaming

[night rain]

si si pizza pie

a fat plate of nachos

[novel forge]

Coffee or tea

[lilac forge]

Something made up of potatoes or crunchy spicy stuff

[night rain]

no contest coffee

[waxen rover]

Omg pizza

[lilac forge]

Coffee

[unkempt basin]

Nature valley bars while I'm on my bed super gaming

[night rain]

you knowm it baby

[waxen rover]

Pizza?!!

[lilac forge]

Idk but why monster energy makes me high

[night rain]

an indian pizza

[waxen rover]

How would that look like?

[unkempt basin]

It's pain when a bit of the nature valley bar goes between the joystick

[waxen rover]

Omg I want pizza for breakfast

[lilac forge]

I have never seen an indian pizza

[waxen rover]

I'm gonna do that

[night rain]

its a big thing now

[waxen rover]

Pizza for breakfast with coffee

[lilac forge]

Jk

[night rain]

did you say mango?

[unkempt basin]

I can delete my gallery now

[waxen rover]

Perfect image of me tbh

Nah I'm good, I make myself a frozen pizza

[night rain]

noooo...build your own!

[lilac forge]

I was just kidding
Pls dont ban

[novel forge]

Predator

[unkempt basin]

I know someone who microwaves frozen Pizza

[waxen rover]

At 8:30 in the morning? U crazy?

[novel forge]

Simp

[waxen rover]

Dw. Not this time

[night rain]

i can make a pizza in 20 minutes including baking time

i timed it once

[lilac forge]

Radal grandma voice
SIMP!

[waxen rover]

Uh oh..

[quaint herald]

Bahhhh I'm so dead.

[waxen rover]

What ya doozin

Oh no

[novel forge]

Now lemme watch batman

[night rain]

pizza making is an art like painting you just feel it

[unkempt basin]

https://media.tenor.com/images/f1cd2861fa3257d46e9729be65b658d1/tenor.gif

[novel forge]

See you all later

[lilac forge]

Doozin nuts?

[night rain]

latta gatta

[waxen rover]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ok-you-still-breathing-revive-reviving-cpr-gif-13717346

[lilac forge]

Same I gtg bye

[waxen rover]

Now wtf..

Why my discord so broken

Okay that's my cue

[shrewd furnace]

u got hacked

[night rain]

phone fritzing out?

[waxen rover]

Coffee first

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802924753488052266/963710336890994688/ghhpmrwn3tm81.webp

[novel forge]

Not only your discord go and see your bank account aswelll

[waxen rover]

Turn on pc

[quaint herald]

Look at that good boy!

[unkempt basin]

First time I made pizza it was beyond scuffed but the best pizza I had

[lilac forge]

And your bf aswell

[night rain]

mine was acting starnge too...there is a solar flair happening

[unkempt basin]

Birb

[waxen rover]

Cute

[covert jewel]

Steve walks warily down the street

[night rain]

even a bad home maade pizza beats the commercial ones

[novel forge]

🫂

[lilac forge]

[carmine timber]

[covert jewel]

pls continue the lyric

[carmine timber]

this one was the last

[novel forge]

Why everyone soo much scared of batman

[lilac forge]

Steve saws a cat

[unkempt basin]

Unless you're me, I have a thing where I forget I'm cooking and remember a few hours too late

[covert jewel]

no 😢

[carmine timber]

because he is spiderman

[novel forge]

See you all later

[night rain]

take care Arham

[carmine timber]

cya bro

[covert jewel]

:0

thx dad

[carmine timber]

i still see your shadows in my room

[lilac forge]

[carmine timber]

[unkempt basin]

I set fire to a chicken before when Cooking it

Don't sleep when cooking

[lilac forge]

I use diesel to fry a chicken

[analog sinew]

Hi starr

[night rain]

she gone phone fritzed out

[lilac forge]

Cya later guys

I gtg

[unkempt basin]

Cya

[worn yew]

i use gasoline to fry chicken

[night rain]

take care Raiden

[lilac forge]

You too

[unkempt basin]

The chicken was dry

No seasoning

No oil

Nothing

This was my first time cooking without parents

[worn yew]

hm

[night rain]

https://youtu.be/d33C8IE7WnQ

[carmine timber]

cya thunder god

[unkempt basin]

Also you use a little oil on the chicken

It helps

Like vegetable oil or whatever

[carmine timber]

use petrol

[night rain]

place peanut butter on chicken before baking it

[unkempt basin]

Bet

[night rain]

oh yas

you can even roll it in coconut

low heat 45 minutes

[unkempt basin]

wild

[night rain]

peanut butter cocnut seals it so its moist inside and crispy outside

[unkempt basin]

That's what I use a bit of oil for

[night rain]

i try and shy away from cooked oils

[unkempt basin]

I love just eating the skin once it's all cripsy and flavoured

I'm not trusted to carve the chicken since I eat it doing so

But I can't help it, it must be done

[kind forum]

My room mate started picking up these flats of pre-seasoned spicy chicken wings from Costco and we started air frying them

Delicious

[shrewd furnace]

wait, like you pull the skins off and eat them?

[kind forum]

They get crispy asf without burning/overcooking using the air fryer

[unkempt basin]

Yes

I've had an air fryer for like 4 years

And only used it like twice

[night rain]

im gonna make a mango porage

mangos are like rowdy peaches

[unkempt basin]

Do you not do this?

[waxen rover]

I still have no coffee...

[night rain]

what!!!!

[waxen rover]

Still in bed Xd

[night rain]

i mean really dear

[waxen rover]

Yup

[novel forge]

Something in my way

[night rain]

lazy bones

[waxen rover]

Not really lazy

But my bed just cozy and comfy

[night rain]

then explain please

bed cozy only excuse...you can bring coffee back and have a relaxing morning respite

[waxen rover]

See, your day really starts as soon as you decide make coffee

I'm good with my day delaying a little longer by laying in bed

[unkempt basin]

Once you move out of bed, it's ruined

[waxen rover]

Indeed

[unkempt basin]

It's no longer cozy and comfy until the next morning

[waxen rover]

Then I want to start doing things

[lilac forge]

Hello

[sharp jasper]

[waxen rover]

But I am getting hungry and that's an issue

[night rain]

my cat gang see to it i dont dottle past katz breakfast moment

[waxen rover]

My dad already fed to catto and doggo

[unkempt basin]

I wanna test an ubereats

[waxen rover]

✨

[night rain]

so effectively turnned off your alarm system?

[sharp jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-sired-sad-tired-gif-19116647

[waxen rover]

No alarm this morning

[lilac forge]

Have you tried streets of rage 4 yet

[unkempt basin]

I wonder if the ubereats delivery guy will walk into my house and give me my food without me leaving my bed

[waxen rover]

I start at 1:30 so

[waxen rover]

No?

[sharp jasper]

[waxen rover]

Should I? I don't remember

[night rain]

but its almost 10:00!

[waxen rover]

It's almost 9

[lilac forge]

Yes you should. Just completed it today after it has been in my backlog since 2020

[night rain]

ah thats a relief ...carry on then

[unkempt basin]

Don't play streets of rage, those games are lame at best

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/959488897669296229.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[lilac forge]

Good game

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/streets-of-rage-bare-knuckle-sor-blaze-skate-gif-17046879

[waxen rover]

I am currently playing: how to get out of bed and in to gamer mode

[night rain]

its almost 3:00 am im so tempted to make coffee

[unkempt basin]

Same content as almost every 1980s SNES game

[lilac forge]

Go to windows settings and turn on gaming mode

[waxen rover]

Oh ye

[unkempt basin]

Got boring around 2010

[waxen rover]

Problem is

[lilac forge]

Good! Now actually play the game

[night rain]

go to windows setting turn on coffee mode

[lilac forge]

Go to linux and delete windows

[unkempt basin]

got boring around 2010

[waxen rover]

I can't reach my pc from bed

That's a problem

[lilac forge]

It's crazy because last streets of rage was 1994

[night rain]

get coffee problems solved

[lilac forge]

I don't even have a bad it's just a couch that can stretch

[unkempt basin]

I didn't stop playing SNES/N64 until 2014 so im a little delayed

[lilac forge]

🧢

[waxen rover]

Ow.. sad

Oki getting up now

[night rain]

he needs a proper bed

[waxen rover]

Brb in like 15 or 20 minutes

[unkempt basin]

Every game was the same for SNES

[lilac forge]

We live in a society where strangers online tell us they are getting up from bed

[unkempt basin]

I'm still trying to get into bed

[night rain]

same

[unkempt basin]

But I'm lying down on my chair

Gaming too long to the point I just lie down and not move, bad for my back for sure

[night rain]

i go make a mango porage ill get tired after

oatmeal is a sleeping agent

[sharp jasper]

[unkempt basin]

I just restocked on oatmeal

But we call it porridge here

So odd

[night rain]

my spelling probably bad

or i dunno?

[sharp jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-my-favorite-day-happy-good-food-raccoon-gif-15281827

[unkempt basin]

Oh no they're the same thing but different names

[night rain]

interesting

[sharp jasper]

indeed

[unkempt basin]

Like how British call them chips but Americans call them fries

[night rain]

or color/colour

[unkempt basin]

Yeah

So odd how it's the "same" language yet so different

[night rain]

yeah...but english is an ever evolving language

like if we could teleport to 1500s we wouldnt understand much

and they'd think we were martians

[unkempt basin]

Just ask a Dungeons and dragons nerd to be your translator

[night rain]

ha

[quaint herald]

Pc should be on, Not off!

[night rain]

tell her!

she finally making her a cuppa coffee

[unkempt basin]

We should cut off starr coffee supplies so she turns feral

[night rain]

hahahaha