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How you doin?
I didn't know @sour void was heaven shall burn until now
i'm doing good, wbu?

they are fine afaik, yours?

It's 1 36 am
no, you?
Too
3:06 am for me

Bruh
shit....umm
I hope you and your family will get well soon 
@verbal belfry
@verbal belfry finds all krinj gifs
i forget that he can post gifs and i cant, i am limited, he isnt
you could pay2win
ah yes, about that pay part

dang thats a nice duck
Dooq.
quack
nice ducks gets nice hats
Hey carbonic
krinj ???
How's going
me in 10 years at home
Going pretty good 🙂
we have crazy cat lady, now look out world, here's crazy bird man



hello
hello
What are the best snipers in bf1
Why desert map exist in BF5?
It's a literal... Desert with nothing
Nowhere to hide

Sand dunes?
Al Sundan
for me it always was the M1903 since it has the lowest bullet drop and high velocity
Cuz it's a battlefield.
Gewehr 98 Sniper
That will probably be best for my settings
M1903 clearly better
I got custom settings for movement. Low deadzone, 50% trigger pull, max fov, etc.
I just like the G98 more
I was olny asking for opinions not arguments
if youre on console, go into the custom controller mapping and change the hold breath button from the joystick press to the ads button
it'll flag as a duplicate input but do it all the same, it'll make it so that whenever you ads you hold breath immediately
g98 is the overall best for the ranged sniper, mid to very long, whereas m1903 is pure very long
hi kevin
I use snipers for everything.
not gonna click that link
try sniping pilots in bf1, its fun
spoken like a true bf1 scout player
Ah
the headshot sound in bf1 was very statisfying
For cqc I use my pistol or try to no scope
use mars for damage, frommer for brrrtttt
Nice
obrez can 1hit on chest up to 5m iirc, headshot damage is always good
Cavalry gang
obrez + martini henry works great for TDM
obrez + m95 quickscope gang
I never saw a reason to use the m95 when you have the ross mk3 
it was the other way round for me, i loved the m95 a lot more
Howdy
well the m95 had no sweetspot which was pain
idk, just felt a lot smoother to me
For a pistol I'd probably use a Mauser
hope you’re all doing well!
i love m82
You too
Thanks ^•^
dont think that's in bf1

it is in BFV
what a time to be alive
yee haw bucko
wait...

i remember a M82 in battlefield play4free
@lapis coral which one you on about?
dont make me rattle yer cattle there partner
my bad INTERVENTION was in BFV M82 is in BF1
"historically accurate"
bruh what
you've never seen that ?
not in real life
welp, i gotta move, laptops low on battery, i shouldve brought the charger along with me
i hope they bring back intervention in the upcoming cod
good night
oh no, i aint leaving
just getting my charger
it aint even 4 in the morning yet, the night's still young

Gn chat I'll go to sleep
I just played cards against humanity and got some great material
good night
gn tunds
Shitttt
Just deleted all of the desert maps from my filter
Feeling good now


can you play guitar?

i can play the hardest piece ever conceived by man.....
your fingers are that fast yet you can't get no bitches 
its wonderwall
the speed doesn't matter
butterfingers m8
allright, where's the baseball bat, someone needs a bonk
🦇
🥖 bonk
i dont have a bat, so this stale baguette will have to do
I love stale bread
Get a room
bread room

Get some bitches
garlic bread room
OHHH YEEEAAAHH NOW IM HORNY
wait no
STALE GARLIC BREAD MMMM
All this talk about putting butter and bread up the …
why is the internet solely composed of degenerates it seems?

Don’t exclude your self
just look for anime avatars
because nondegenerates touch grass
wouldnt dream of it
i try not to
starts with a h
even worse
horny bonk
It’s hanime

"degenerates like you belong on the cross"
hes probably 14 so...
turning 16 in two months 
Happy Saturday everyone
jesus christ
arent we all mentally brother?
AYOOO
welp, drunk starr time
watchu doing with that there tongue
Not even near drunk

I can’t post pic’s
atleast i'm not attracted to drawings
yet
This is just my 4th shot xD
keep going 
alcohol is fucking great
teacup are you British
you are 15 lol
i wanna crack open a bottle myself but i need my brain to work (as well as it can) tomorrow
yes
drink some vegemite
fuck no
Lol
that shit is nasty
i only drink smoothie
no
They eat tea
Ok bye
bye
It’s a meal
goodbye
now now lyn, you can feck right off with your VB longnecks and meat pies
it's nasty I don't get why people like it
VB is overrated
see ya starr,
isnt Lynn 14?
nah
12
5
and drinking already ?
I'm Australian
so are you.....fecking gottem again
we do got a bold one so it seems eh
GOD DAMNIT
i mean, i cant say much either, i've been on that spicy water since like 15 as well

so?
Australians drink young asf
I mean aren’t aussies known for like fighting kangaroos and shit at a young age than drinking
not legally
and losing a war to emus

still cant believe ya'll lost to birds
And hanime apparently
nah that's just me
me either
what's Vegemite?
something that tastes like shit
Food that comes from a tube
some kind of yeast extract innit?
I forgot I was me
I don't even know
just like toothpaste
like Marmite?
I think so
Yes
yea, its basically the same shit
both taste terrible
No
yes
I should try it one day.
no
tubed cheese
It’s not bad
why?
do not do that
isnt it just like salty?
americans have spray cheese
it's nasty
WHY?
cheese wiz
you'll die

It’s like plastic cheese
fucking Americans with their cheese
American cheese just sounds like it's plastic yeah
everything in America needs cheese
Try some proper Norwegian cheese
its actually a bit reassuring that most americans dont go anywhere near that chesse wiz stuff
american cheese is the best for burgers
we all will die soon or later anyway.
Old English cheese is good
and sandwiches

nothing else
no
X
Actually, it’s great
Someone's not had proper cheese on a burger
Plastic still
give me some swiss, or cheddar,
American Cheese is the best for wanting to torture a frenchman
^^^
cause its weird tasting
it doesn't compliment the burger at all
Does anyone here like blue cheese
no
Make homemade cheese 
Never had blue cheese
havent had blue cheese, i wanna try it tho
Blue cheese is good
I had it
👀
i've had surstromming
on subway
It’s legit like fungus
I do not condone the actions of torture of the french
it’s revolting
I see some passionate food talkers here.
No u didn’t
xD
i would say id rather scrape mould off a wall and eat it rather than eat blue cheese but that's the same principle
Except the mould in blue cheese is actually safe to eat probably

yeah but its still disgusting
I don't condone the actions of not condoning the actions of torturing a frenchman
DOWN WITH THE FRENCH

what if they like it
Poor french people
eugh
not all mould is the same.
?
Surströmming smells like death
(Blue cheese mould happens to be disgusting tho)
ohohohoho I'm French ouioui I've got a baguette up my ass ohohohoho
and?...

Now that's just racist

Well this has been truly rewarding, I’m out. Later y’all.
down with the British aswell
He has the free pass to be racist to french people
we have hated each other for generations

but aren't the British the reason your country exists?
exactly
They hate us equally dw
they are the reason I'm alive

also the British are just stuck up pricks that shank everyone they don't like

hmmmmm
you should be glad.
no
or somewhere in Africa
we were pricks during our conquering days but getting 1/3 of the world was impressive
YEAH IM GLAD IM HERE THANKS BRITISH PEOPLE
Germany is more impressive then Britain imo
never forget the 1-7 brother
hi
of course I won’t forget
In what way? Ww2?
fun times

idk what's impressive about going around to countries and territories, stripping them of resources then fucking over the local population is
the fact that we are a tiny island that overwhelmed militaries of massive countries like India
we about to experience ww3
Blitzkreig was very impressive
i mean....they held onto it for a decent while
agreed
even as a former colony i can respect that
our dumbasses could never do something like that
too bad they decided to send 75% of their forces to freeze to death
Too good for us tho
L
Because India wasn't like one thing at the time, so they took bits by bit through alliances and treaties, then fucked over india
Still took 1/3 of the world lol..
No, stop making ww3 a thing, it's not going to happen. Trying to say that what is happening is ww3 is honestly kinda undermining what is happening in Ukraine
Do you plan on doing that anytime soon
what
it's definitely going to happen sooner or later
war is inevitable
No one can afford ww3
what's your favourite cuisine?
like i gotta give the english credit where credit is due, they oppressed us, sure, fucked us over many times, but it is through them that we learnt about proper civilisation, clothes, industry, prinitng, architecture, art
whichever tastes best
So basically you were exactly the same as the British
going to countries and fucking them over
god damn British
But with way cooler outfits, and mythology
TRUE
So we're excused
I’m actually like some Swedish Viking bloodline iirc
hell, there are still british made builidngs in my city that are in better shape than buildings we've made 5 years ago
Plus, if it wasn't for the vikings, we wouldn't have Chris Hemsworth looking fabulous in blonde hair
but which one tastes best for you?
whichever my taste buds like
and that is?
idk what that is, but he looks hot, so whatever
Steroids
Oh
woman moment
Steroids to some degrees are fine tbh, if it's like controlled and whatever
they don't like me ever since i drank some chlorine water yesterday
Steroids are terrible for you and create mad unrealistic body standards
Not really
Hmm
exactly
Still very bad for your health
fuck steroids
fuck plastic surgery
fuck beauty and body standards
It’s the reason there are so many eating disorders partly
Also there is no proof that Chris Hemsworth is using steroids, I just googled
you just confessed you're a taste buds murderer. :O
i mean, even if he is, who cares?
perhaps
Plastic surgery is fine, wym? People can change up their bodies if they want to.
its not like his physique is something non-attainable, he isnt a fitness guru or coach either
SOMEBODY CALL THE TASTE BUDS POLICE
impossible to get his physique for roles in such little time
like you said, to a certain degree
bro there are people becoming lions using plastic surgery
Are you his trainer?
I mean, there are for sure bad ways of using plastic surgery
no he is a logical person
-_-
anyone with a reasonable knowledge of fitness knows
Also, he is fit like all the time, not just for the movies
It’s literally IMPOSSIBEL
Avengers endgame.
and other roles
LMAOOO
the asian plastic surgery market for one, thats a real bad example of plastic surgeries (not in terms of results)
I know movie training routines are unrealistic, but it's really hard work, that I agree is often not healthy, but it doesn't mean steroid use
He spent all of Endgame in a fatsuit tho
Yes it does, you can train all you want but you aren’t getting massive without steroids for at least a year
yeah mb, other roles tho
Iirc he plays a crackhead that’s skinny af
But he was already fit from before, he just needs to push himself a bit more for the role
I mean, just look at Christian Bale, and his body transformations, no steroids
going from a natty physique to a steroid one is a big and noticeable jump
you can't go from all muscle to skinny as fuck naturally with no reprocussions
There’s a glass ceiling with being natural
no
steroids makes it to the next level
again, we talking unhealthy body comp changes, look no further than christian bale, phenomenal actor, but i dont even wanna imagine the health risks
There's repricussions ofc, but they areb eing monitored by health professionals every day
Also, I think you are thinking about Christian Bale, and not Chris Hemsworth when it comes to the drug dude
i can't wait to be both skinny and all muscle as opposed to just skinny
I can't wait to be skinny
I can't post the picture I want to because discord things its nudity

I don’t care about it on an individual level, but if he isn’t transparent about it then it spreads a very bad message which is dangerous to young people
bruhh
Ah, there is a pic that works
No steroids
Just really closely monitored by health people
like, dude his transformations are sick, but most likely very taxing on his health
He was also fat in a movie
man looks like a zombie from the walking dead
thats the dedication to the role he had
It is for sure taxing on his body, and not natural, but he is being closely monitored
So if Christian Bale can fuck around with his body like that, without steroids, then surely Chris Hemsworth who is going from less extremes, can do so too
You can be as closely monitored as the fucking queen and it still be dangerous, Arnold Schwarzenegger has had 4 heart attacks, 2 open heart surgeries
Yeah, true
Just saying, no steroids
Don't disagree that it is unhealthy, just like, don't assume steroids
I mean he isn’t that buff
even then, that kinda up down up down with the weight with or without steroids is a surefire ticket to heart, lung, liver, kidney and circulatory issues down the line.....god i hope he doesnt experience any of those
Bales physique is achievable without steroids
Bruh, have you seen him in batman?
I’ll look it up
I think he is fully aware of that
he is, i just dont want anything to happen to the man
He isn’t that buff there tbh lol
what was he like 190lbs or something like that for batman begins?
He looks the same as Chris Hemsworth when he is built up for Thor
So like

Maybe Hemsworth has a tiny bit more abs
again, padding, lighting, pump before shirtless takes, they do wonders for the aesthetics
So it’s way harder
He probably drank less water before the shoot, so the muscles shows through better. Which honestly is a terrible thing people do for movies
Doesn’t affect it that much
It’s mainly body fat
if you are below 10% body fat you can see every individual vein bulge
most 'big' actors are juiced btw; especially those in superhero roles, or at least, most

Bruh
my fault
that’s pretty much all I can say
No, I fully understand how hard it is. But they don't need steroids for it
no, your eyes are fecked
it's always the British that fuck things up smh

At least I’m safe when having a shit
so am i, tf you mean?

well tonight has been eventful, i'll give it that
Spiders living in your toilet man
you never know when the huntsman might appear
nothing to see here officer, we're all being good boys
wtf no
I wish
Check again
I did
sadly no huntsman
your house is built on a massive spider breading ground
Called Australia
wanna join in on the fun?
lets not poke the bear lad

we just hating on the British, nothing wrong
Ugh, why
Banter is fine, but straight up calling it hate seems too far
thats against TOS,
Skill issue
I do hate other countries more tho
oh boi
this aint gonna be good, i can feel it already
Such as…..
I just post my sus image when chat seems to be moving in a dangerous direction
Sus
i just imagine carbo as like a big searchlight in those stealth games
the British made the TOS probably
Ok
Dude, take it down a notch

No tea for you mate
NOOO MY LIPTON ICE TEA
(not sponsored)
Lipton ice tea is not real tea
More the opposite really. More like a friendly nudge in another direction so I don't have to moderate the friendly people in here.
that's why I like it so much
Like me

Regular tea and crumpets
😯
nah i'm fecking with ya m8...youre good
so British and bold of you
We get it, you hate the British
Sure
hate is reserved for my parents
So u r racist too, good
Xenophobia is one hell of a drug
Do you know your heritage?
ye
You could be a relative of a convict
We sent
that'd be funny ngl
but no
sadly
there's a lot i can forgive, but that, that aint one of em.....en garde

i'm stealing that btw carbo
That's not what that word means
Cool
Good thing I don't have to be forgiven 😄
🥖 bonk
Xenomorphs are cool
Would kiss
Right
I'd hit that
Never seen it
Hello
probably keep it that way for the best
Great film
The movies are bad but enjoyable, the actual AvP universe is cool
You can't tell me what to do
the games were better
don't do drugs
The old games were amazing

AvP on PS3 >
Don’t die
i woul like to report this post, reason: i am in it and i dont like it
I am not gonna do the opposite of what you guys say, just because you can't tell me what to do


Fun fact. This game went freeware about 3 years ago
wait what
You can download full AVP2 for free
the game went free, she just said it
I mean I already have the disc
so

I liked the movies but I’ve never heard of the games
maybe I’ll play
the games were top tier ong
I have a full day of nothing besides one 4 hour shift tmrw
I have one suggestion
guys any BF1 tips?
Don’t die
dont die
damn it
There’s an explanation that the game basically went freeware from Sierra
The same thing happened to Area 51
thanks I never thought of that 😃
What the fuck
carbo, bad, no
Which also went freeware
Also shoot people
9/10 dentists recommend this toothpaste
Delete game play BF5 instead

BF5 is the best
already got 2000+ h in BFV
agreed
He had to much fluoride toothpaste as a child
dont make me rattle yer cattle there partner
BF4 is better but 5 is defo my 2nd best bf game
oh my, you must be pro to know all of that
BF1 is no good
BFV is my fav
Just a boring game
You inspired another image for https://discord.com/channels/140933721929940992/877847689088335893
GJ!
Alien isolation btw was one of the best horror games ever made. Also one of the best movie based games ever made for me. All the audio is take. Directly from the movies so it’s amazing
@nova iron here's a tip;
thats it, i'm getting me mallet
I couldn't finish that
Bf4 2nd best bf
That's not a cat
After 3
iso is amazing, agreed
Oh that’s a shame it’s very good
Hope BF1 dies this year, BF5 🔥🔥🔥🔥
To be fair those were hard
Which class do you main in BFV?
If you played the game on nightmare like me
BRO?
It takes like 35 hours to finish lol
NIGHTMARE?
both are cringe because of mmg famping
Assault and medic atm
I don't see any difference. Just a big hairless cat.
you are epic gamer Miki
Yeah nightmare is the way the devs said the game was meant to be played
Hmm

nice, im flex but mostly play the Support with boomstick and resupply crate
It’s doable tbh
Playing a game for 35 hours on a nightmare difficulty sounds awful

I loved it. Played with pure joy + horror
I didn’t play it all in one sitting hahaha
Even still
But yeah it’s a 30 ish hour game on the hardest difficulty if you’re bad like me
Rookie
Wonderful game
I refuse to play it
IM MAD NOW
I got Alien isolation nostromo edition too
dew it
In comparison tho
so what a waste
I’ve played Elden ring for about 37-38 hours
spiff, thats my one request, do it
Did you beat the first boss yet?
you gotta be fully immersed, night, lights off, the whole shebang
I liked Bioshock more than Alien tbf
I’ve beat 2 of the great gods
Oh, nice
And more than 20-30 other bosses

Bioshock 1 was amazing
that's legit the only bioshock I didn't play
Empress Miki out here committing deicide
I am horrible in sekiro
reminds me how it took me like 3 months of on and off to finish sekiro for the first time but now its like 6-8 hours max
I know a lof about Subnautica and played a lot of Subnautica but never was in deeper bioms, near Aurora and never beat the game cuz haha thalassophobia go brrr
Uninstalled
Alien isolation is nice
Did you at least like the atmosphere and audio of the game
I played four hours of it stuck on the same fucking stage
I loved it, but it was too much
tfw when silent hill is probably never coming back
Okay then I’m happy, that’s fine
pain
the Alien wasn't a problem to me the fucking androids were
Watching SovietWomble lose his shit playing it was enough for me far as actually watching the rest of game goes
Idk if you ever saw the movies spiffy. But if you did, the audio is like it feels like you’re in the movie
I saw the original
Wish they remade it with rt
yeah, they really delivered in terms of atmosphere
Exactly
...which is the main reason why I couldn't get through it
lmfao
Alien isolation with rt would be sick
If someone forced me into playing the VR version, I would lose it
To me it’s just impressive tbh because of the fact that the devs were not known for those types of games and everyone said it would be ass
Yeah, creative assembly
if I did that I'd punch the fucking alien
then die
Usually strategy
beat the alien to death ez win
@silver bone alien isolation could have been avoided in 20 minutes
Much like the movie itself
Also could have been avoided in 20 minutes
A lot of horrors are like that
I hate the level of stupidity from people in horror games and movies
“Hey we lost contact with a massive ship filled with hundreds of families”
“Yeah just land with a crew of a few people”
"Imma go breathe some spores in brb"
It's a station iirc
“Hey ima stick my face near these eggs”
Every horror movie makes no sense except 1 scenario
And that’s when people go on vacation
"Oh wow let me admire this unknown lifeform"
Miki, I am aware almost every movie and game ever could be avoided in 20 minutes
Because they have no reason not to go on vacation

Friday 13th; just kill the guy
Endgame went with the "let's end the main conflict in 20 minutes", still ended up backfiring
Like they just put high heels on for the first time in their life
Like, I get you're scared
But suddenly having leg coordination of a deer that was born 3 minutes ago
Tripping every 5 meters or
That's a bit much
tripping
menacingly
And they appear in front of the person
HO, JOTARO
Like how does that happen

The invincible killer is also kind of dumb
If someone gets stabbed in the shoulder with glass or a knife
Nobody is just pulling that out normally
ouchie ouchie
Also, don't pull anything out of your body if you're stabbed
It actually stops the bleeding
Inverse tip:
Take the knife out if you are stabbing someone
Villains in horror movies also use melee everything
Even when they kill a cop with a gun
gun
Just pick up the gun
But guns are illegal
"nah, this is my great grandmothers knife"
FINNALLLY UNMUTED
what did you do
to get muted
@silver bone there’s this Denmark horror movie
About these techno addicts that go into the woods for summer camp
i sent a racist meme

Oh
And one of the guys there is a fat youtuber that’s super wealthy
And he’s a horror movie wiz
sure
And every single time the group says they need to do something
He says “this is exactly how we die, if we all split up”
And they call him an idiot as every prediction he makes comes true
4th wall suffering
When they’re going into the farm house he says “a farm in the middle of the woods, yeah what could go wrong, besides everything”
Dude dies in the worst way ever and it was because he saved the girl he likes
Aww
The ultimate Chad too
Literally fights the villain off to let her get away with no tongue
Yeah I live in it

The whole time he just says “we could turn back right now and live” but nope they just say “we have to keep going
Is this a self portrait?
thats what he said
that's the point
Sounds horror movie enough
aint read the whole thing he wrote
zoinks Scoob let's split up
i seen a yt vid
of battlefield 2042 ideas
like actual official ideas
who were then not implemented
it looked rlly good
:P

talent cat
Hi
hi
Hi
gato
Yes witness his face
Need one person for the challenge ee on Bf5
Awww
He does not want us to touch the ball
Then I shall not touch the ball
Always only touch balls with consent
Pro tip to all the guys and gals out there out dating
try asking in the BFEE Discord; that's a whole place dedicated to easter eggs
Can you send me the link pls?
sure
The more we know
Mhmm
Boost
you should go to sleep, Starr
Or clubbing
yeah, i know, all the more reason
uh oh
Get food go home, game
Psh, I am sure you'll do fine
Yikes I doubt
I'll vibe.
so hows battlefield
You're walking with someone right? Not alone?
just be careful
Teacup, that just sounds like you're planning something
ill pray for your down fall

that's alright then
i'm gonna get some choccy








