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Oh rip you
mostly revenant or octane
Aren't they releasing characters for free now in apex?
Do you still have it I'm lonely
Yes but won't be home until sunday
No you still need legend tokens order Apex coins
Fucccccck
They gave away Watson and octane
wattson sheesh
Because it's 3 year anniversary
Watson annoying
"You can't kill a wat-son"
reason why kai likes mirage its cuz he's ||funny and cool looking||
I love Mirage
fuse in ash's season lulw
Don't bully me I'm a wraith main now
your a WHAT
I'm a cancer patient user
Even though I use the Void Walker skin

void walker is bald skin?
No
holy cow i feel dumb for saying that
who knows i can get zepplined
kai playing apex rn
how much space you have??
Kai add me
my god
What's kai xbox name

I'm lonely what is your Xbox name
Oh
Dont u dare steal my gif
Fuck
i forgot about the -well part 
I will and I will kiss you too
What
WHAT
Don't forget what me
Spiderman on a budget
my head
Sexual abuse
Karen
I dealth with one just 4 mins ago
What level are you on apex
No idea

I played apex for too long
I played apex, once
Same
I remember going to school and talking about it at lunch time but now I'm home alone and too old for school
Tomb raider except it has robots
Next generation human dogshit
https://youtu.be/s98erQx5Kzg
It's Only 3 years old calm down

Get that link away from me
Feels like 5
meanwhile me: still in school
Ok wraith
i feel i should delete the inv link i gave to arall...
Wait did I send aral that thing
It depends did you
Nop
Who
Link to a video on the piece of human garbage who faked stolen Valor and ripped of atleast 4 veteran foundations n
For money
aral
Ur late mf
K
Sus
How do you not know what level you are on apex when you're on apex
Not sus
Just fax
is that MW3?
Ukraine do be getting attacked
Sus +1
No
God damn it, my boost ran out also the gas station store haven't restock the app gift card so I can reload my boost.
Rip
So you have a xbox a PC and PlayStation I just have a xbox 360 , ps5 and a Wii
But how is halo infinite
Very good imo
They have improved alot since the early release for the MP
You can actually level up now

Nah I'm in my kitchen quietly making a soup
i dare you
What soup
Chicken flavoured with noodles
Yesss
im streaming fallout shelter
Give me some I love soup
I didn't know for a long time that you can get that on PlayStation
ill stream mortal kombat mobile in potato lulw
What is lulw and why do you keep saying it
Don't take my smart-ass comments that's my job
Love the mistake

LMAO
It's called invisible ink. I reckon someone would say that
My room in my old house was covered in invisible ink
When I was like 8? I decided to roleplay and the invisible ink was some super spy stuff

Lol
I'm bored now this whole time we've been talking I've just been sitting in the lobby of apex
When you get kicked from the lobby to the menu for being AFK
I hate that in games
Titanfall 2 did it
I think apex does too
Cough apex
kai duh
Oh right
Kai pls
In other news, I saw people talking about Forbidden West above, tfw because of no postal service during the weekend, I am most likely going to have to wait until Monday for it to arrive
so oof
I can't even join you if I wanted to
Still not Link, lol
sad
feels sadge

Okay I'll join
very
I can go
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
clank speak up i greeted you ;-;
No
i said assalam walikum ;-;
that's sage Clank
i just said it
Also, I can't hear what you say btw, your volume is too low
kinky
im glad i muted myself cuz i just sneezed like 5 times
oof
Imagine owning an xbox
can I have it

what do you have
A ps5
do it
same
Waiting for Nintendo to release something good
That new Mario Kart 8 DLC plan seems pretty good
do you play apex
i wonder why kai never joins vc
I used to play it a lot during the year it launched
I don't want to + you always ask when I'm close to sleeping

but do you still play it
No
fuck

Why the sudden explicit exclamation?
I'm lonely
Oh
maybe I will
Well it's gonna be kinda hard to fuck if you're alone
myself?
Nah, he owns a wild collection of body pillows
Let's just leave it as being a throwaway joke
Ummmmmm no
I wonder what it's like to have a body pillow
I bet they're really comfy
It's just very cringe when you put anime grills on them
it's cock rings not body pillows

I don't have them
bruh what
Oh, well nothing wrong with having either lol
I have my hand
That's the funniest thing today
for gaming
This doesn't seem to be leaving it at a throwaway joke
You play games single handed? I did see there's been a lot of new accessibility controllers and stuff these days
So that's pretty neat
Theres a joke to be found here
That's gonna be 100$
Yes. That was kinda the idea.
heh
I'm stuck om what to buy
I'm going to become a xbox 360 kid I play with one hand and you're mum uses the other one
Body pillows
Cool
Dying light 2 (keeps me happy) or Overwatch (keeps my gf happy but I'd probably break everything)
Hmm, breaking everything seems bad
when i shave
- i fuck up
- go shorter to fix the fuck up
- repeat last 2 steps
I'm surprised apex has not made me break shit
Have you tried shaving better?
ye
Ah
Barbers
Well then you're out of luck I'm afraid
nah fuck the barbers around here, they cant do shit right
or just don't shave
Grow the biggest beard possible
don't forget the fedora
tried that
still looked like a child predator
Your fedora comes with the neckbeard. It kinda appears naturally
and the tipping of that fedora
Remove your skin
ok
I'd advice against removing your skin, unless you're very aware of what you are doing and is a trained professional, or have gotten trained tutoring
You might be overqualified then
let's go pog
Surgeon Simulator trains you to perfectly replace organs, not perfectly remove them
You have a bank account?
can you give me a new liver to sell I mean use
No
sure lemme get one out of my collection
My liver is reserved for non weirdos
I liver is reserved for a skinwalker
why do hospitals get happy when some gives one kidney but call the cops when I give 20
It's because they can't store that many livers at once
So they are going to kill you for wasting so many livers
You gotta deliver them strategically
oh
There is that storm going on rn and it's supposed to be strong enough to knock me over and I got alot of walking to do today

Just try to avoid being knocked over
Usually works
lmao
Either a roof tile is going to destroy my skull or I'm flying off like mary poppins
Y not both ey? Lol
do you think the mods are looking at this dumb shit
god how i wish for a roof tile to impale my skull
I'll let you know if it impales my skull
just walk sideways
They never stopped looking, they record everything... i fear that they know me better than google knows me..
can you send me a postcard
That doesn't seem healthy
@unkempt basin
but Facebook knows best
i eat like 600 calories a day, do you think i want to be healthy
No. But just stating the facts.
Facebook doesn't know my google searches... i hope lmao
tfw I can't actually copy it because no embed perms
that's mine now
๐ค
hey guys check out my new nft
sheesh
5000 dollars
lulw
you own an actual NFT? Shame
My eyes hurt, why the fuck does it have to be so bright
Check this nft I have
because it costs 40 bajillion dollars
8am and i get attacked by orange
but does google know you're google searches
I hope not
Check this nft I have
Yes, they know every single search you have ever done
The poor guy that gets my search history
Yeah but they don't know it came from me! Long life Startpage.com :)

but to they just know
Alot of my search history is me trying to understand some stuff which I spell wrong
How did you get your discord so dark? Pls tell me your secret
android mobile only
Somehow google has better autocorrect than the built in one on discord or on my phone
you don't
You spam dark mode until it appears
You got to be kidding me....
AMOLED is king
cries in fruit phone
AMOLED? More like, very great
Ifruit
same I may have dilexeyr I don't know how to spell it

Dyslexia
that
I am currently on 'dark' mode but everything is just ugly shades of grey :(
How many shades of grey?
30
69 :(
Consider your self lucky
Yeah we have the same issue :(
amoled is not there
Sucks to suck tunde
Click dark mode 8 times
But i have iPhone with an Oled screen reee
tap dark 10 times
slap that dark mode
Cheap
God damn
yep
IT DOESNT WORK FOR IPHONE
eyah cause iphones suck
250k kinda cheap actually
Fuck if, next phone gonna be FairPhone anyways
let's split the bill
I'd just get this
iPhone oof
Are those legit prices?
Yes
Also didn't steyr make the AUG?
can you get me a A 10 and I get you that
Or am I missing something
T hey did
Prices are cheap for those kind of vehicles
What is more expensive, an tesla car or a tank? ๐
IQ?
Man augs look clean with a scope
Kai
Damn shame i cant own one
It fires too 
Do it
home defense cannon
Theres a perfect copy pasta for that
Yeah
Every time i see an AUG, All i can think of is that gun mounted beneath the stationary machine gun in the theaters of Kino Der Toten on the WII edition of COD Black ops 1 lol
shoot me right in the chest with this please
Buy a civil war cannon for the price of a .50
Least it would be a quick death
Who hurt you?
5 pounder civil war canon
who hasnt hurt me
Ash hurts himself
that too
I hope me?
You just caused him
embed breaker
iPhone, more like badPhone
You'd get more value out of the tank
you can get decommissioned tanks for cheap
There's a difference between 600 euro and 250K euro tho lol
Use the tank to steal a tesla car and sell the tesla car
youll just go broke fueling it
Gonna get the fairphone once this phone breaks down anyway
should i buy 2042
The tank isn't made by some lunatic billionaire who thinks he's reinventing shit we've been using for years, but this time inefficient
What even is a fairphone
Sure
thinking of wasting my money
So far it has been doing really well tho the last couple of 2 years
Lol
Man it drains battery quick
yea its my net
It's a modulair phone made in the netherlands, if you break your screen for example you can order it for cheap on their website and fix it yourself, they promised 5 years support for sparts and software.. really eco, wallet and repair friendly
Nah my ipad is ready to die 5 minutes into discord
I hate cosplay
Why tho
Literally everything besides the sim card tray is interchangeable without ruining the phone/guaranty
I be looking for a certain character then some cosplayer appears completely breaking character and lore in every way possible
person just wants to have fun cosplaying diehard fans be like : YOU CAN'T COSPLAY BECAUSE YOUR BODY ISN'T AS IMPOSSIBLY THIN LIKE THE ANIME!
Nah I'm talking halo
Oh
Lol
Kinky
Cause horny
It's like the doomguy
2016 fullu covered
Eternal is revealing
Doomguy it doesn't matter since the only thing that can kill him (in lore) he killed easily
The only thing they fear is him
Doomguy had a cutout for his abs in the original
But for halo they can die to a single spiker
Unless you're master chief in the fucked up halo 4 lore (he survived a nuclear blast while right ontop of it)
im playing codm lulw
Virgin halo dude: Dies to spiker
Chad Doom dude: RIP AND TEAR FUCK YEAH 
Are you winning son?
no
Cringe
I wish a spartan could stand a chance against doomguy
I think that fixed the outcome
Although Elites are much stronger than any spartan
YOOOO! I JUST GOT 62 KILLS IN BREAKTHROUGH ON SOLOMON ISLANDS!
Congrats
THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR ME!
Yay!
My highest is like 32!

32 factorial is a very large number
but is it without a vehicle?
My highest is prolly in the lower 20s kek
Calliope is absolutely OP! I don't care that it was cheesy!
Got 20 without vehicle
Other 42 with the rocket sherman
I swear I don't sweat
Explains it

mine is 70 without a vehicle. sundance plus respawn beacon is meta 
The fact that I was able to call the calliope in twice in a row and could've done it a third is insane
I wish I could get there without, but I'm getting there
i felt that
Highest was 30 something without vehicle on Hamada
Omg someone who didn't waste a V1 rocket on a random hill
Mind you I got 4 bomber kills
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i got 20 kills in codm using rumbling music background lul
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
Codm is super easy
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
It's not even funny
indeed
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
My first game against players I got nuke
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
same
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
just use sundance and place a respawn beacon behind enemy spawn. so you dont have to run so far to get into the fight
Different games
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ!!!!
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ?!?
They're on about Battlefield V
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ.
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ...
we are typing with invisible ink
Smart

we are having a heated debate
clank here thinks that chocolate ice cream is better than vanilla
Smh
unforgivable
chocolate syup in vanilla
thats just choc ice cream with extra steps
Only thing slightly better than vanilla is mint
gross
Just for that "fresh" feeling you get
you need to leave
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ!!!!
next youre gonna say you like kodak bars ๐คข
แฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผแฒผ
What are kodak bars
fish sticks
The heck is a kodak bars?
bars thats kodak
oh
do you mean klondike
Isn't Kodak that camera company?
i think that might be it. its mint covered in chocolate
Fun fact: Kodak figured out that America was secretly testing nukes, because the nuclear particals contaminated the water that kodak used in creating their film stock, and due to that contamination, it ruined the film
Anything mint is kinda good
i am confuse
oh wait its a york bar
its got a minted middle part
You mean Aero?
What country?
pew pew usa
I think York is a place in the UK
Calliope on solomon islands is hacks
York is yes
"Enjoy the rich dark chocolate and cool peppermint of YORK Peppermint Patties" its slogan
I even got someone from across the map with a calliope rocket by shooting over the hill towards B
Got a 7K in 2 seconds in that pocket between all the buildings by the river at A
We have something similar to those here, After Eights
You can only eat them after you've turned 8 years old
NO THOSE THINGS ARE DISGUSTING
Wdym
see
They're the best
you brought up a disgusting memiry
Actually
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White Kinder Bueno is the best
My dad was just casually enjoying them, by the looks of it.. it looked delicious
But looks can lie... big time
Someone's image got yeeted
Mine did but why
It looked too much like a pp
Why is everyone just looking over Kinder Bueno's classics?
After eight is way to good
Racists
its like smelling something good, but the smell is a lie and the smell, smells nothing like the taste
Kinder Bueono's classics is great
Ello peeps

Helo
My lactose intolerant belly HATES it when i eat kinder bueno classic. But my tongue? It loves it very much lol
Heyoo
Just don't swallow then
Childhood in a picture:
This is very accurate!
I miss the kinder surprise
I remember putting baking soda in them and getting them to explode
Bueno chocolate bars are fire asf
Hehehe yep
They did a marvel one when I was younger

What? Lol
I remember always trying to open them perfectly but it never worked
Yes
It doesn't work so well with the new design that is hinged
cant open it with your hands
Rip ๐ญ๐
But it still works
Some random ass youtube video with it
Worked way better when the capsule inside was two parts
Was so much fun
I think it was popular to do with film canisters too
Once you start eating, you literally cannot stop eating
Kinder chocolate is just amazing
squid game but with kinders
Ferroro roacher >>
Agreed but now i want it at 9am in the morning
Yes
Ty guys lmao
Patchi is decent but a bit expensive
Lindt is just amazing
Yes thay
Kinder joy
Just eat some kinder then
More childhood nostalgia: Do kids these days still play with Beyblades and Yo-Yos?
Yo, Beyblades was legit
Petersmk2 where is smk1?
My shift starts in 8 minutes, i can't rush into an supermarket there is bo time
It's like ยฃ2.50 for a lindt bar but it's ao good while every other bar is less than ยฃ1
Yes you can
Bruh I remember the back benchers of 3rd grade play this
My friend had a huge beyblade set
I never had anyone to play then with so i played these with my self lmao
I always won, big brain gaming

In how many fights did you get because of these?
Lol
I had so many beyblades
Most fights occurred because of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, usually.
Well, I still have them, well my mom does, she technically bought them off me, so she could keep them as memories
My fights started mostly because of marbles lol
Mine was star wars the clone wars cards
Anyone remember pokemon cards?
Marble fights were always fun.
Pokemon cards are still a thing, especially recently with unpacking videos
Why do you say remember like pokemon cards still ain't booming
Hehehe hell yeah!
The last time I played marbles, my best friend was shot 
Hot wheels
Didn't that jake paul guy get a rare charizard and wear it as a necklace
Um... USA?
Nerf
Pokemon never appealed to me as a franchise. Never watched it, all I know from Pokemon is the yellow creature that's Pikachu. But I still had Pokemon Cards when I was a kid.
Squidgame reference
Could you imagine
More childhood nostalgia, remember this very ground-breaking high-tech toy?
Before competitive gaming was cool.
I sadly broke mine
There's got to be a market for old toys like that, I need some things for my collection
those exist on amazon woo
i checked a few months ago
can still buy the ring toss games
Trying to get my brother to play with "old" toys doesn't work
These were also fun, when playing outside as a kid was cool. Why am I going down the nostalgia lane right now 

i dont think i miss those cuz the velcro crap would stick on shirts
I remember clay wars I used to do
fun for hitting friends who annoy you though
true
"woops threw too hard"
Let's buy these toys and play together?
then spend 4 mins trying to get the ball back
there was also a trend for Duel Master cards
around here
When toy manufacturers figured out how to fit a small motor in a small factor casing like that:
Tell me you also had that
Wtf is that bomb looking thing? Lol
There's a gyro motor thingy inside which makes it go nuts once turned on
Ohhh
its the toy the kids chew on in willy wonka
Yo, I had something similar
I spent so many hours with this, alas to this day, I still never went fishing.
Wouldn't that thing just try to go forward but it can only go sideways?
I remember seeing this like once in real life and never again
that was a fun one though
Omg, I had this too. Memories
Why does everyone assume i have seen willy wonka? Lol
I remember that as a kid, I used to play it
I would always play with all of that stuff alone
its over 40 years old if not mistaken.
Remember when Yo-Yos used to only go up and down? no bearing that makes it spin forever ๐
My friend would rather play barbie than the new ninja turle game on xbox
Or my new hotwheels trex set
these things broke so easily
like within one summer they were already broken
Well that explains everything, i don't like watching old movies lol
It just feels weird seeing those terrible effects and acting
man so much nostalgia
Honestly, kinda glad I grew up with physical toys and going outside rather than getting a phone at the age of 12 or something.
Willy wonka is a classic
Same
Children these days are missing out big time. Can't fight over marbles on an iPhone.
I got my phone at the age of 15
They fight over the charging cable lmao
But you can accidentally Edate your school bully

The only old movies I remember watching, it was spawn the anti-hero who has hellish powers and Adam Sandler's movies
Mr. Bean - Rowan Atkinson was a big part of my childhood and helped me get through weekends and holidays.
watch blade runner
Still have all the cassettes
My friends group baited me with a LAN 'party', there were no consoles... just a group of guys watching old movies
Oggy and the Cockroaches was the shit also
The movies sucked ass but it was fun chilling with those weirdos again
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lan party with consoles? wat
I need to go back to watch predator 2, I wish the current predator movies were better if only the writers stop being suck at it
milk the franchise
nostalgy trip is real
yup
those hands got nasty really quickly though
Peter going through the nostalgia tunnel
good way to annoy dad
I have seen wayyy too many of these without the rope attached to the toilet roof
ONLY that hand lmao
Gonna be collecting so much dust I imagine
arent they .25?
nah more like 2e
its from a coin machine
they are good fun for a couple hours
Had one sticking on my bedroom ceiling for so long 
after that its full of sand and dirt
Omfg ๐
Any suggestions on the bf4 bulldog attachments
Now here I am, in my own apartment looking back at my childhood and how fun it was 
time to back in my corner and start working soon
Same here... i am supposed to be working but enjoying the ride along lol
it was just better back then
My childhood right here.
playing with toys outside until 10pm in the evening in the summer and still having sunlight
I only had like 2 games for mine, one of them being the Clank: Secret Agent demo
I had Patapon and Locoroco
I used to have that, I used to play the god of war games on PSP and GTA
Patapon 1, 2 and 3. Locoroco 1 and 2.
I forgot the second, might be mixing up if I had 1 or 2
I think I mostly used it for watching movies on car trips, lol
i only played pc games like world of tanks and some online sites
like bubblebox, nitrome etc
also battlefield 1942
i got a cold ugh
In the early 2000's I used to have PS1 and played spiderman game
I never had PS2 back then, it was a different time for me and my father didn't have enough money to buy me a PS2
wait what is that game fuck
the name reminds is kinda like ratchet the clank but its not that
its a blue guy
Smurfs 
Oh my god i forgot about this wtf
obviously not that
If I had PS2 back then, I would start playing destroy all humans and god of war 2.

crazy taxi was a classic
meanwhile
ill be trying to dodge Horizon Forbidden West spoilers
until I can get my hands on a PS5 unit
Big fan of HZD, absolutely fantastic
FINDING NEMO!
fish AI?
Agreed it was amazing! Thinking of buying it again but than for pc
Haven't played it in years :(
I'm good, tryna to focus on work... how's you?
Everyone who didn't play Ratchet & Clank, Jak and Daxter and Sly Coopers missed out as a kid 
Damn, i'm slacking behind
oh and crash bandicoots :-)
i did play that one tho
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I was at an arcade yesterday, those things are so damn expensive but so much fun
put like 40 euro's in it and all those points combined was enough to buy a pen and a pencil lmao, gonna save them points up
how time changes
Now you buy a game for 70 and you can play that whenever you want
true but still it was lots of fun
me and my dad used to go
We were both fucking cracked at pinball
we won like so much shit
hehehe nice

I had Quest for Booty but I didn't play it very much.
booty?
What I wouldn't give to have a perfect condition Jak X: Combat Racing ps2 disk
Ratchet & Clank was the first game that made me snap a controller in half
Ngl that would be pog
But also kinda wish they can remaster the 5th game 
The one with the planes and shit
Doesnโt everyone
Combat racing was my shit growing up
I mean what

Daxter was a good game

I liked the part where there was a huge lurker shark
Itโll be terrifying to actually see it swim and shit 
We should just go back to when videogames were good honestly
Watch, betcha next elderscrolls gona release in like 5 years and be worse than cp2077

PlayStation move heroes with jax ratchet and sly was interesting non the less
Then fallout 5 within 10 or so more years 
omg pls no, i hope that you are absolutly wrong about this
But heโs right 
no i will not believe him xd
Battlefield 2042 Minecraft dlc
true but don't let them be like Cp77
bruh than my house in the middle of no where will be untouchable lol
I hope so as well, but the way the game industry is going.
Might be a phat L
pro bab ly :C
Gali1eo
Sup Tunde
I have one question
Shoot
Very important question

A once in a lifetime question
will you marry him?
Last time I said that I asked my ex if she sided with the stormcloaks or imperials
What's Ratchet and Clank?
I already did to one
ohh nice, congrats :D
Absolute banger of a videogame series
Don't leave me in suspense now
Never heard of it
i have to restart my pc but i am waiting for this burning question
OK galli1eo
i am curious lol
bruh i waited for this? xD
oof xD
Ah shit
Not doing work? You'll be fired, smh
Galileo i found out my watch band size, it is 22mm.. i think that is the size?
The person is in this server
I get paid to sit here and half ass watch cameras for the first 6 hrs of my shift.
I'll be fine lol
Oh, lmao
Guess
Ez life
Galil1eo
You referring to lug width?
Lugs are the 2 protrusions off the watch case that hold the band.
I'm guessing a person in this server?
I think so, you are the wise man here lol
Yea
But now that i work from home, i got time to talk about things finally lol
It's totally not hess
I think I have one somewhere but that racing game was pretty lame
You take that back!
Little like 11 yr/o Gali1eo loved that game
All those straps should be 22mm
ahh you are watching that guy! yeah that youtuber is really intersting to watch
Nothing, idc about ppls opinions on old titles in AAA series tbh

I like some of his content, I prefer to watch a gentleman that is a hobby watchmaker and posts full restorations on watches he finds on ebay/gets given.
Yeah those are also fun to watch
Although I will die on the hill of CoD Ghosts actually was pretty decent.
Funny how the ugly straps are expensive and the ones that are actually nice are cheap lmao
Agree
Gunplay, mechanics, sniper scope experimentation. Made the multiplayer feel fresh while still being a CoD game.
And infinite warfare

