general

[dry elbow]

It could be a winter camo in a summer map and still get the bonus

[cursive copper]

Hi Tunde

[cerulean elbow]

Idk who said they couldn't

[dry elbow]

Well you did say you liked being camouflaged

[worn yew]

hi

[cerulean elbow]

Yes as a response to the tank skin, which definitely isn't camouflage. Wasn't really a comment of the presence of camo mechanics in game

[dry elbow]

It is counted as a camo

[cerulean elbow]

Yeah in game

[dry elbow]

Yup

Oh yeah irl you might not want it

But in a game

Yes I’d want it

[cerulean elbow]

Yeah in a game it doesn't really matter

In a dream? No this is real life

[dry elbow]

If I wanted a tank irl tho it definitely wouldn’t be an RU tank

[cerulean elbow]

If we're talking classic tanks probably not.

[dry elbow]

Yeah I’d def want a German tank

[gentle bay]

Good afternoon everyone

[cerulean elbow]

If we get to choose, leopard 2A7 every day

[dry elbow]

I’d pick either a maus or a jagdtiger

[cerulean elbow]

The Maus doesn't even exist, it was too heavy to get off of the production line

[shrewd furnace]

two of them existed tho

🙂

[cerulean elbow]

Theres like two in existence and it's only for demonstrating the concept

[shrewd furnace]

Personally i'd pick King Tiger, during the war it was never destroyed by a shot in the front

[dry elbow]

If we get to pick whatever I don’t see the problem

[cerulean elbow]

You'd pick something that's only ever been a concept and doesn't actually work?

[shrewd furnace]

and plenty of room inside the tiger too

[dry elbow]

It’s a dream scenario so take logic out of the equation

[dry elbow]

Yes

Completely strip the logic from the equation

We are dreaming here, not talking about acquiring an actual tank

I don’t care if you pick a prototype drawn up on a napkin

[cerulean elbow]

I guess it's pretty easy to legitimize a tanks existence by its presence in world of tanks

[cerulean elbow]

I'd take a BOLO Mk. XXXIII

[frail mortar]

hello, my game hangs when opening battlefield 1, can you help me?

[cerulean elbow]

Someone can probably give you a hand in the Battlefield channel.

[worn yew]

whats the issue?

[sturdy trellis]

So this friend of mine she has never played any games I told her about halo and send her some pics of it Master chief and Cortana. And now she’s dying to know more about the Lord behind halo

[worn yew]

just google

[drowsy gulch]

give me my money back scammers

you're going to lose the case anyway so save yourselves those expenses too and return the money to the people

[gritty harbor]

this is a community discord, the devs are rarely here

[green ermine]

i have arrived!

[gritty harbor]

he has arrived!

[green ermine]

not really i always been here

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

[gritty harbor]

😲

[astral copper]

Gecko

[gritty harbor]

Heya Doom

[astral copper]

How you doin?

[green ermine]

i ate off the hood of a car. this car’s hood can fit so many sammiches.

[gritty harbor]

I'm alright

[astral copper]

And your family?

[gritty harbor]

Haven't seen em

[astral copper]

Ok

Slept well?

[gritty harbor]

Not bad yeah

[astral copper]

Ok

Bye

[green ermine]

inb4 doom’s “ok bye”

got it

[warped fractal]

Heyo doom how are you

[wicked spoke]

There's a few EA peeps that are active tho, so that's neat

[modern mesa]

Hmmm.

[green ermine]

its neat.

[wicked spoke]

Plus the server is verified, which means someone at EA owns the server

[astral copper]

Wait a moment

[astral copper]

Bad

And you?

[green ermine]

someone at ea

[warped fractal]

Good

[astral copper]

And your family?

[gritty harbor]

Yeah, theres a couple...but none that make any major decisions (or could give refunds lol). There's a couple EA employees in the admin staff, but no one that like runs the game lol

[warped fractal]

Doing well

[astral copper]

Ok

Slept well?

[wicked spoke]

True

[warped fractal]

Yep expect my cat woke me up as he got hungry

[astral copper]

Ok

[wicked spoke]

I imagine those people don't want to be here anyway, considering, well, how mad people get at them

[astral copper]

Bye

[green ermine]

raaage

[gritty harbor]

Yep. And people wonder why DICE doesn't communicate

[wicked spoke]

Because they are lazy or something, smh my head my head

./s

[green ermine]

smh shake my head

my head my head

shake it head my

[gritty harbor]

shaking my smh

[wicked spoke]

Shake that head

[green ermine]

shake their head my head shake yes

[gritty harbor]

ayo

[green ermine]

mayoooo

[deep hornet]

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

SEB

[earnest vigil]

give refund

i know you're andrew wilson

dont hide it

[worn yew]

Nah he's Andrew garfield

[copper gull]

Doge.

Doge makes people happy.

[digital schooner]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4x3eQ4oCz9JPNdgRnbeXK3?si=TGJqw_BbRNSAmZdzS-HHkA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A1lKqWX8BkrmMd7BF3tYhPQ

[grizzled echo]

is there a way to make a 128 or 64 custom breakthrough with ai ? if anyone know?

[quartz nymph]

@lilac forge No self promotion or advertising for referral link as per rule 3.

[lilac forge]

I have returned.

[lilac forge]

shiii my fault

[wispy valley]

Hm

Koalas now listed as endangered animal by Australia

Sad

[waxen rover]

Hellow gamers ✨

I hope you either had or have a lovely day

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

⭐

[waxen rover]

Who will be playing fnb tonight?

[waxen rover]

Hey Doomy

[astral copper]

Not me

[astral copper]

How you doin?

[waxen rover]

Yes

You?

[astral copper]

No

And your family?

[wispy valley]

Hi starr

[waxen rover]

They are okay, my mom had covid tho.. sucks

Yours?

[waxen rover]

Hey

[astral copper]

Bad

Slept well?

[waxen rover]

Meh, you?

[astral copper]

Too

[waxen rover]

Plans for the weekend Doom?

[worn yew]

i will when series x will come (hopefully) at march 12th with a brand new tv and lights :D

[astral copper]

Yes

[lilac forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k2squxSU88

[lilac forge]

time to go grind for that diamond rank in apex

you're better off buying heroine if you want a quicker way to ruin your life

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

both prolly can make my mind escape my problems

but dont want drugs, so..

[jolly folio]

Just inject,inhale,drink,snort,smoke,etc

[lilac forge]

develop a gym addiction

by the end of your problems you will be ripped

thats what most people do

[wicked spoke]

Get swole

[waxen rover]

Need to get wine first

[wicked spoke]

[waxen rover]

Choices

[astral copper]

Water

[worn yew]

@waxen rover after march 11th or 14th or later you get to play with me BF2042 (hopefully) :D

[waxen rover]

That be nice

[worn yew]

and you get to see how bad i am

[astral copper]

non-cirrhosis

[waxen rover]

Hahah until you see me play

[worn yew]

you have expirence in BF4 and BFV

meanwhile me: i just have expirence in BF3

[lilac forge]

get out the wine section go to spirits

[lilac forge]

is this groceries store

[worn yew]

lmao

[lilac forge]

or wine store

[waxen rover]

Yes

[waxen rover]

I have that at home

[lilac forge]

you can never have too much

[cerulean elbow]

Drink what is you have

[lilac forge]

i never liked my liver much

[lilac forge]

bottle

[worn yew]

internal pain

[lilac forge]

hp deskjet are so bad

i had one and it always had problems

[wicked spoke]

Third one from the left, 5 down

Oh you already picked one

[frail skiff]

buy 1 of each brand

[lilac forge]

im unstoppable

[lilac gulch]

https://youtu.be/wkOatsIsSms

https://youtu.be/vbkyxXDG1eQ

[slim grove]

at pub

me drink cola

curiosity cola

place loud

[cerulean elbow]

Colon

[slim grove]

no

[warped fractal]

I broke google

It can't decide between gotta or got to

[waxen rover]

i return home

[wicked spoke]

Why would 'gotta' be right here? That doesn't feel right

[warped fractal]

I changed it don't worry to something much longer

[wicked spoke]

I am confused by google's spelling suggestion, more than your spelling btw

[warped fractal]

No idea google be weird sometimes

[wet lichen]

hm

hello

[rose mason]

https://youtu.be/cQdvGjo2IL0

[wicked spoke]

[jaunty lake]

[lapis coral]

2042 channel is painful sometimes or everytimes i dont know

[jaunty lake]

Isn't it magnificent.

[waxen rover]

noice

[jaunty lake]

It came today, I'm happy.

[median aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-bayonetta-rodin-gif-18795308

[wispy valley]

Nice kait

[lapis coral]

https://youtu.be/oYZQmeCK4tA

7:06

people should start keeping a spoon with themselves

[vagrant quail]

Sorry i can't see the colors wel, is this bright orange or bright pink? Either way i love the color :0

[jaunty lake]

Pink.

[mortal arrow]

Oranj

[vagrant quail]

Nicee!! Enjoy it! Have fun gaming on it ;)

[verbal belfry]

wack

[mortal arrow]

Wack

[verbal belfry]

[mortal arrow]

Bot moment

[verbal belfry]

always 😄

[deft kite]

There’s a petition to receive refunds for this game if you go into google they’ve reached 160,000 out of 200,000.

[mortal arrow]

You do know they aren't gonna refund shit right

[inner charm]

lawyer was promised at 50k

wheres that?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-too-easy-easy-haha-mister-gif-13625767

[deft kite]

So then why are so many people behind it?

[hasty sinew]

Because they want an answer

And just ignore the people above

They are delusional to think the game or this franchise still has a chance

[inner charm]

no no

lawyer was promised at 50k

but no word of

its now 160k

[deft kite]

I saw that. It’s actually now at 200k it passed 160k already

[vagrant quail]

He was promised precisely at 50K, we surpassed it so we missed the requirement for the lawyer... duh

[hasty sinew]

Lawyer by who

[deft kite]

And now there’s money Involved to “speed” up the process I just signed I didn’t do all the extra shit.

[hasty sinew]

You know they cost money

[inner charm]

the petition promised a lawyer at 50k

this whole thing is sus

[shrewd crystal]

I bet the creator of the petition worked on the marketing team for 2042..

[vagrant quail]

What an interesting name you got there sir/madam lol

[vagrant quail]

Agreed

[hasty sinew]

Then why are people still signing it and your game is still stuck at 5k players

[shrewd crystal]

Why thank you!

[inner charm]

i dont work nor am paid by ea?

[hasty sinew]

But you are around here

[inner charm]

its not.my gamr

i do not have any responsibility in developing or creating content for bf franchise

[deft kite]

I wish consoles would be like steam and grant you some type of legit refund option.

[dry elbow]

Do people still think we are paid

[hasty sinew]

Holy shit ive been here for a year and i know you arent paid

Did you really think i thought that

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

Idk I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit

[inner charm]

well you did say, my game

[vagrant quail]

How dare you not get paid, let's start a petition so you guys get paid

[dry elbow]

Yeah the My game comment was a little flash back like

[hasty sinew]

I didnt look at your roles

[inner charm]

thats extra taxes

so no

[dry elbow]

You’ve been here a year and you don’t know what the roles indicate?

Isn’t that equally as suspicious

[deft kite]

@dry elbow the question is do you guys and girls that mod the discord actually support the dumpster fire is the question.

[hasty sinew]

No because they change all the time and does it look like i talk here

Since this game is non-existant now

[dry elbow]

If you mean support as in like the game. It depends who you ask

[inner charm]

i have my likes and dislikes about it, which ive said thousands of times in 2042 chat

still prefer 2142

[dry elbow]

Personally I don’t like the game, but I don’t really care to get into why

[hasty sinew]

Theres nothing to like about it

[copper gull]

It shouldn't matter whether we like the game or not.

[hasty sinew]

Tricked 160k people to buying it

Who want their money back now

[dry elbow]

Okay that’s a little bit of a meme

[copper gull]

Our role here is to ensure that people get along and follow the rules of the server.

[blazing goblet]

I love how every AAA shooter server I’m in is just people venting over how awful their game is

[dry elbow]

tricked did they trick anyone into not spending 5 dollars to access a 10 hr trial of the full game

[shrewd crystal]

Don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes

[deft kite]

@dry elbow you don’t have to of course I feel like you guys have been trying to defend yourselves when you have a deep love for the title. And not necessarily what been put out

[dry elbow]

I’ve never had to defend myself

[blazing goblet]

No they didn’t. Anyone who bought BF2042 knew what they getting into lol

[dry elbow]

I don’t have a deep love for 2042 either

If you mean the “franchise” yes I like the franchise

[deft kite]

I meant like the battlefield title as a whole

[dry elbow]

But there are games in the franchise I don’t like

[hasty sinew]

Their marketing for the game was spot on which lead people into buying it, and they didnt get anything what they expected

[jaunty lake]

It just didn't live up. They lied in marketing and made countless mistakes time and again.

[dry elbow]

Was I the only person who didn’t like the 2042 trailers at all

[blazing goblet]

If you bought this game you deserve everything you got. Period. For$70 or more no less.

[hasty sinew]

I do agree with that aswell yeah since i didnt buy it

[dry elbow]

There was many ways to just test the game out

[shrewd crystal]

Agreed.

[deft kite]

We weren’t tricked, they have twitch they have YouTube and reviews. I think we were so hungry for a change of pace we got irrational with it

[dry elbow]

And figure out if you would like it

[copper gull]

Its an expensive lesson for some.

[dry elbow]

Could have been a lot less expensive

5 bucks for ea play

10 hr trial

[hasty sinew]

I saw the game wasnt going to be great on that one trailer before beta

[deft kite]

@copper gull $80 dollars for my stupid ass. lol

[dry elbow]

Then it’s really only 5 bucks spent

[hasty sinew]

Then played the beta and it wasnt fun at all

[copper gull]

Same.

But, you live and learn.

[dry elbow]

I played the beta and just didn’t have fun. Gave full release a shot and was like meh

[blazing goblet]

I’ve said this since the beta came out. BF fans are too horny for the game. They don’t care. But they’ll see the light eventually. No one who played the beta (a month before release) in their right mind excepted a good game

[deft kite]

@blazing goblet I just thought when I played the beta that they were holding back.

But I hope at E3 they good boo’d throughout there whole presentation of anything.

[shrewd crystal]

I only bought the game because of portal mode lol. The beta was alright but my main focus was on the ability to customize matches a bit.

[dry elbow]

😌

[lilac forge]

Why yes hello. i am an ultimate enjoyer.

[blazing goblet]

I have nothing good to say to you so I’ll say nothing (:

EA knew you were too horny thus they released it to cash in

[blazing goblet]

[shrewd crystal]

I actually felt they were holding back too....but, here we are lol

[lilac forge]

it is like this

kind hweird bro

[blazing goblet]

It’s literally what happened with everyone. No one in their right mind would’ve bought it.

[shrewd crystal]

....Guess I'm challenged then lol

[lilac forge]

i bought the game and I've been enjoying it since the betas

[thick fossil]

I stopped playing 2042 after a week

Me and my friends have been fucking around on V

[blazing goblet]

I went back to BF1 myself. Still the best multiplayer ever made

[thick fossil]

Returning to monke by running around the map like lunatics with shotguns and explosive toilet plungers

[shrewd crystal]

Explosive toilet plungers? Things have definitely changed since I last played then lol

[thick fossil]

Oh yeah. Came with the japanese

Lunge mines

Pull it out and run like hell towards the nearest tank

Or fleshy being

[shrewd crystal]

Oh wow. I may have to give it a go then hah.

[hasty sinew]

I think ill just uninstall bf3 and 4 at monday

[lilac forge]

Lunge mines! (may or may not cause harm to user. Osaka manufacturing inc is not responsible for any lost limbs or lost hearing.)

[silver bone]

...I think I took a wrong turn on the server

[hasty sinew]

And put this server to the bottom of the list

[copper gull]

I thought you actually meant explosive toilet plungers, not the lunge mines

[lilac forge]

?

[shrewd crystal]

❤️ how they censored my name

[dry elbow]

Nah I’m right here

[copper gull]

Hehe

[lilac forge]

Yes because its stoopid

[thick fossil]

You can use them like a explosive toilet plunger

[shrewd crystal]

Fake news

[thick fossil]

Hell, we even did a couple rounds being fucking human camouflage

Grabbed some fitting clothing and an ammo box,

[lilac forge]

Tis also inappropriate

[thick fossil]

Went onto an objective and just hid and be a human spawn beacon

Not moving a damn inch

And they never found out

[shrewd crystal]

Nah, it was perfectly acceptable. I even got a compliment on it

[lilac forge]

if it was changed through a moderator it doesn't seem so acceptable

[blazing goblet]

Just looked it up. BF1 has more players on steam than BF2042 which makes me happy. Finding matches on Xbox is getting easier 🙏

[shrewd crystal]

Mods must be a fan of cancel culture.

[copper gull]

If you have an issue with the moderation, send a direct message to ModMail. Complaining about it in public channels will only further subject you to more actions taken against you.

[shrewd crystal]

Got people dropping f-bombs left and right but I can't have a name that reflects my favorite holiday past time?

[shrewd crystal]

Listen guy, I'm just being sarcastic. I'm not really complaining, actually kind of making a joke of it.

[dry elbow]

I’ll show you a joke

[blazing goblet]

Oh no

[dry elbow]

Look at this cat

[hasty sinew]

Should be a 18+ game and discord but its not so

[lilac forge]

i do infact have an issue with moderation! do your jobs even better than you normally do!!

[dry elbow]

Even if it was 18+ the rules would probably be the same btw

[warped fractal]

Cat be like "what joke"

[blazing goblet]

Same with Halo lol. You can’t swear nor “disguise swears with *”

[copper gull]

Yep

I don't care if you swear.

[hasty sinew]

Ridiculous

[dry elbow]

This cat is not enthused

[copper gull]

Hell, I do it all the fucking time.

[thick fossil]

If it was 18+ we'd still have kids in the server

[blazing goblet]

Killing is okay but we draw the line at ****

[thick fossil]

Because we have all lied about our age on websites before

[astral copper]

Look at this cat

[vagrant quail]

Hehehe

[copper gull]

That cat definitely doesn't look healthy

[vagrant quail]

That cat is mentally in the next life cycle

[rough harness]

take it to a vet asap

[shrewd crystal]

That cat is why you do not leave edibles out

[lilac forge]

edibles are bad mkay

[rough harness]

btw i just read that Loki season 2 would come out earlier than expected so i who wished it would come out like this summer thought it would be in like a month tops. but it will be sometime 2023. c'mon thats ages away

[copper gull]

Yeah, you cant swear in the Halo or Xbox discords. You'll get warned automatically by the bot and publicly shamed.

[vagrant quail]

Nice :)

[lilac forge]

WHAT

[dry elbow]

You get banned on Minecraft official for calling someone a Tree Puncher

[lilac forge]

WHAT?!?!?!?!? @rough harness

[dry elbow]

Even tho that game you literally punch a tree first to get wood

[shrewd crystal]

Lol no way

[hasty sinew]

Thats just saying you cant talk normally

[rough harness]

ye its true, i want it now. damn

[copper gull]

I'm just mad that they could've released Obi-Wa on May 4th, but they're not. It's the 25th or something.

[lilac forge]

I NEED IT

[dry elbow]

I mean that’s why I got banned

[shrewd crystal]

hahahaha

[hasty sinew]

I can talk without swearing but sometimes i do it

[vagrant quail]

Oof 😂

[hasty sinew]

And its normal

[copper gull]

A tree puncher? The fuck is that?

[dry elbow]

I’m still banned on the flat earth discord as well

[shrewd crystal]

Some who punches fuckin trees

[dry elbow]

I’m Minecraft you punch a tree

To collect wood at first before making tools

[modern mesa]

thats better actually

[lilac forge]

well. flat eathers are stupid

so its okay that you are banned :>

[dry elbow]

No that server is amazing

[copper gull]

No, I get that, but how in the fuck is that bannable?

[lilac forge]

Earth isn't flat though

[vagrant quail]

Only saving your IQ, good thing ya got banned

[shrewd crystal]

The earth isn't real.

[dry elbow]

Who knows but I called a mod a tree puncher

[copper gull]

LMAO

[hasty sinew]

Flat earthers arent that different from anti vaccine people

[lilac forge]

by that logic you aren't real

[dry elbow]

What doesn’t make sense

[shrewd crystal]

Exactly.

[dry elbow]

Is a guy told me to “dab off a cliff” and he didn’t even get warned

[modern mesa]

u big capping right there. if it was round, why would they create a discord channel for it?

[vagrant quail]

Pssst Zzzy, i heard that uh... you are an.. uh... a oak tree puncher!

[dry elbow]

But I call a mod a tree puncher? Banned

[vagrant quail]

Lol

[lilac forge]

i will make you play bf2042 if you say that shit again

[dry elbow]

This

[copper gull]

I'm just mad that they could've released Obi-Wan on May 4th, but they're not. It's the 25th or something.

[thick fossil]

You mean kenobi?

[copper gull]

Yeeep

[modern mesa]

make me 👀

[thick fossil]

I don't have disney plus so thats a shame

[copper gull]

It's dumb, because it's STAR WARS DAY, like wtf wouldn't you release it then?

[thick fossil]

True, true, but also maybe there's development needed

[little patio]

Say “not really but ok” if you’re fat

[modern mesa]

not really but ok

[copper gull]

.... because ANH released May 25th, 1977.

That's why.

Fuck me I'm dumb

[thick fossil]

Ohhh

[copper gull]

The 45th anniversary of ANH releasing.

[thick fossil]

Yeah that makes sense

[little patio]

Say “@modern mesa @lilac forge this is the type of stuff you see daily on the server” if you’re fat

[dry elbow]

@modern mesa @lilac forge this is the type of stuff you see daily on the server

And it’s all unironic too

[thick fossil]

Man, I need to rewatch that trilogy

[modern mesa]

this is very kek. I'm actually gonna join that server now

[little patio]

Say “It’s like game of thrones” if you’re fat

[lilac forge]

It’s like game of thrones

[dry elbow]

You need to find the OFFICIAL flat earth discord

It’s the most populated one

[thick fossil]

I'm sorry, the movement made an official discord?

[dry elbow]

Try not to get banned. You know you will get banned if people ping you and call you a “globe earther”

[dry elbow]

Absolutely

[hasty sinew]

Arent they mostly just people who grave for hate

[dry elbow]

Nah

[hasty sinew]

And attention

[modern mesa]

👀

[dry elbow]

It’s mostly people with 1600’s philosophers and astrologists as their pfps

Look

Arall post the guys with the philosophers as pfps

[modern mesa]

Im losing my mind over this

[dry elbow]

There will always be someone with a old painting of a philosopher

[lilac forge]

i hate flat earthers

end of story

[vagrant quail]

Well than the server is perfect for you 😂

[dry elbow]

And they have literally no clue what the philosopher ever said

[thick fossil]

The irony of a flat earther having an astrologist as a pfp though also because they thought the sun revolved around the earth

[shrewd crystal]

I'm sure they're not the biggest fan of you either lol

[dry elbow]

LOL

[lilac forge]

[dry elbow]

well it’s also because they peddle philosophy and astrology from 500 years ago

[lilac forge]

We live in a simulation

[copper gull]

The Matrix.

[modern mesa]

Oh my gawd. Even the role names are cringe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shrewd crystal]

Exactly. The Matrix

[dry elbow]

Did they change the role names?

I would imagine they did

[shrewd crystal]

Damnit, beat me to it.

[dry elbow]

I haven’t been on that server for years

[hasty sinew]

Why would they just suddenly think after hundreds of years, yep its flat now

[modern mesa]

where the hell am I? there are stuff like 'god emperor' 'reptilian overlords'

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[modern mesa]

Im so done

holy shit

[astral copper]

💊

[dry elbow]

Oh yeah some of them believe in the Babylonian brotherhood

[thick fossil]

Oh.

Okay.

[modern mesa]

people actually talk serious in chat too

[dry elbow]

Which is the belief that the world leaders are shapeshifting reptiles

[copper gull]

In the what?

Lmfao!

[dry elbow]

There’s an entire idea created by David icke

[thick fossil]

God it's like illuminati and the new world order all over again

[shrewd crystal]

Ahhh new name idea. brb

[dry elbow]

There’s even a website where it’s like “George bush eats a fly ON CAMERA”

[lilac forge]

wow.. so crazy 😲

[dry elbow]

Literally conspiracy theorists are the greatest people ever

[lilac forge]

Australia isn’t real

[dry elbow]

All of them make life 100x more entertaining

[thick fossil]

They make for good popcorn entertainment

[copper gull]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke#reptoid

Dude looks fucking nuts.

[dry elbow]

Yeah you know that guy is rich off the delusions of millions of people

[copper gull]

Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg?

[thick fossil]

You should see what Gwyneth Paltrow is up to. Her goop program

[copper gull]

Oh, wait, I misread.

[dry elbow]

It says right there that icke believes he’s in a spirit world

[vagrant quail]

i would say that he is the smart one and we the dumb one for not scamming tons of people lmao

[copper gull]

Either way, he's a reptoid. Mark Zuckerberg is definitely a reptile overlord.

[thick fossil]

Peddling pseudo science snake oil that may or may not be toxic to humans

[shrewd crystal]

I love conspiracy theories. It is always interesting to see how they connect the dots.

[copper gull]

He likes to smoke meats.

And sweet baby rays

[dry elbow]

You need to find people who question conspiracy theories it’s hilarious

[lilac forge]

Australia isn’t real because I’ve never been to Australia

end of

[modern mesa]

@dry elbow There is a person with Jesus pfp and says: We never went pass the artic wall and we dont know whats there. Its clearly obvious that governments dont show us the reality. Stuff should fall if we are in an orbit. This easily confirms the earth is flat

[thick fossil]

My god

[shrewd crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-jesus-gif-13105398

[hasty sinew]

Makes no fucking sense but ok

[modern mesa]

Im done. Flat earthers dont even have a single working brain cell

[hasty sinew]

Arctic wall

Like what is that

[dry elbow]

Yeah he’s being serious

That’s the best part

[lilac forge]

thats what makes them so hated

they are dumb :)

[shrewd crystal]

I've never been either....but the creatures I've seen from there scare the shit out of me

[thick fossil]

The glacier flats are not just some giant brick wall but okay

[lilac forge]

Australia is full of dangerous animals and crazy people

[dry elbow]

I pretended to be a flat earther on that server for about 3 months and it was amazing until they called me a globe earther and I was eventually rooted out and banned

[lilac forge]

It literally used to be englands dump for convicts

[lilac forge]

lmaooo

[thick fossil]

It's like the witch trials

[copper gull]

I'm serious.

Mark Zuckerberg is a reptoid.

[thick fossil]

She doesn't believe what we believe, burn them at the stake

[lilac forge]

And i'm a fuckin cowboy

[modern mesa]

I shall stay under cover

[dry elbow]

Yes except this time they punished someone who’s actually guilty

[hasty sinew]

And i like how they say "governments dont want us think" thinking like his government is some sort of big computer or super robot controlling everyone

[dry elbow]

Thank you Aral

[hasty sinew]

The government is all people

[modern mesa]

pigeons are robots.

[dry elbow]

We have to make you a cover story

You have to somehow say that attack on Titan is a metaphor for flat earth

[thick fossil]

Yeah but it's silly in the way that they don't have an open mind of having people with an outside perspective

[dry elbow]

And then you convince them that it is

[modern mesa]

good one.

[dry elbow]

So then you can turn flat earthers into anime watchers

[thick fossil]

They just see globe earther and grab the pitchforks

[dry elbow]

I would convince them halo actually exists

[lilac forge]

I mean they do get ridiculed by everyone it’s understandable lol

[hasty sinew]

Lets say titanic was sunk by the usa to start ww2

That's a great theory

[copper gull]

You know the Wile E. Coyote skits where the wall gets painted and he runs into it??

[dry elbow]

Yes

[thick fossil]

Honestly, do you think flat earthers still believe in mercury medicine and bloodletting? Considering their ideals are 1000 years outdated

[copper gull]

THAT is your flat earth metaphor.

[modern mesa]

0_o, lets say ww1 to that

[hasty sinew]

Yeah, just find a random dot and connect it to that, not hard to make something up

[modern mesa]

some of them are very young. they might not even know who he is

[lilac forge]

They drill holes in their head for headaches that’s why they are so stupid

Battlefield 2042 is a good game?

[modern mesa]

ohhhhhh, right.

[lilac forge]

xD

[copper gull]

Go ask in #battlefield-2042

[thick fossil]

The titanic was actually a secret battleship containing the secrets of the bible and the ark of the covenant that was sunk by the United States because it wanted to eliminate witnesses and dragged the secret cargo back to area 51

[copper gull]

It was also a vessel for the Reich's gold.

[modern mesa]

take notes people

this is history right here

[lilac forge]

The iceberg in titanic didn’t exist it was actually a sunken ufo

[green ermine]

the ice berg in titanic was actually bing chilling

[lilac forge]

Them flat earthers are kinda dumb as shit.. I’m sure they’d believe you if you said that Count Dracula is the reason WW1 started

[hasty sinew]

It was an island made up of a stack of whales

[lilac forge]

[copper gull]

And the jewel of the ocean that Rose had, actually was a map to where they were supposed to store everything. @thick fossil

[modern mesa]

I will take my precious time and connect all these together. And send it to general in that server

[green ermine]

im friends with an antivax and a flat earther.

[lilac forge]

Invite me too pls

[modern mesa]

can I send discord links here?

[copper gull]

Lol

[lilac forge]

Me tooo

[modern mesa]

yep, thats what I was thinking

[dry elbow]

aral let me try and join again, maybe im unbanned

[hasty sinew]

Beware vaccines don't work all they do is inject microchips inside you so the cia can spy on you

[modern mesa]

links for everyone

[green ermine]

yeah but the CIA is probably all kinds of blind by now

[dry elbow]

IM IN

[modern mesa]

LETS GOOOO

[dry elbow]

IM UNBANNED

[green ermine]

what server you guys going to that you gettin banned?

must be the alternate BF2042 server

[dry elbow]

flat earth official discord

[green ermine]

BWAHAH

they have a discord where circles exist

[modern mesa]

join the party

[hasty sinew]

Dont invite me im not ready to lose my brain completely

[green ermine]

what am i doing in there? i feel like in my premiere abuse situation ill end up rendering a video of the earth spinning

or of the tortoise from disc world

[modern mesa]

I will make a thesis.

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/discworld-pratchett-terry-pratchett-discmón-atuin-gif-20940628

[modern mesa]

holy moly

[green ermine]

ya'll dont know about disc world and its a shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54DQHXo44hs

id just watch the intro of that and skip along

[modern mesa]

aight people, we are in. Dont forget to stay in cover and hide behind shadows. We shall not let those ''people'' understand our true intentions. 1-4 out.

[green ermine]

no idea what the true intentions are id just put the disc world link in my profile

[dry elbow]

okay listen

this guy was banned IMMEDIATELY

[lilac forge]

No

[green ermine]

what guy

[dry elbow]

this guy literally has me dying

[green ermine]

nice knowin ya zizzles

[dry elbow]

@lilac forge the disposable phone thing was very funny

[lilac forge]

Why bring stuff from other servers here anyway

[dry elbow]

why bring your pfp from other servers?

ever thought of that?

[green ermine]

the thing is wont they notice we're all from one server?

[lilac forge]

totally not

[green ermine]

nevermind i guess they'd need to be friends with us

[dry elbow]

well people shouldnt be mass joining

because they will know immediately

[green ermine]

we already mass joined

they're going to scout us all

[dry elbow]

a handful is fine

[green ermine]

gamer profile pics faaaail

[dry elbow]

if like 40 people joined we'd all be banned

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/iglox-glox-gloxy-stay-mad-mad-gif-24388099

[dry elbow]

oh im furious

[lilac forge]

because

flat earth people are dumb

People are dumb generally

All do dumb shit daily basis

Others bigger than some

[copper gull]

I changed my profile picture

[lilac forge]

[green ermine]

just use a snapchat filter on a bf character or something.
wait how'd this pic become a thing?

[unkempt basin]

Looks like a cartel drug dealer

[copper gull]

Check the pins in #battlefield-2042

[lilac forge]

take that back

:(

[green ermine]

meh i still think snapchat filter on bf character better

[unkempt basin]

I can't take that back

[lilac forge]

y not

[unkempt basin]

Otherwise I'd break character

[lilac forge]

what character

[copper gull]

Lmao

[verbal belfry]

so wat i miss?

[copper gull]

What the fuck lmao

[green ermine]

i told ya. snapchat filters maaan

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

[copper gull]

"Idk ask the government"

Lmao

[verbal belfry]

ah yes

[modern mesa]

you guys are doing a very nice job, Im enjoying

[wispy valley]

[verbal belfry]

the corrupt bunch

[green ermine]

im drinking malibu since im almost done with work..

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-wait-samuel-l-jackson-marcus-spiral-i-got-time-gif-21053777

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-laugh-crazy-car-close-up-gif-12180194

[green ermine]

dont doubt my premiere skills

i cant edit for shit but ill send you low res john cena 24/7 braaah

[verbal belfry]

LOL

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-you-cant-see-me-youre-blind-wrestler-gif-14537197

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/peacemaker-pacificador-john-cena-gif-24490183

intro to peacemaker is the best

[lilac forge]

This edgelord guy is dumb as rocks

[green ermine]

is he even remotely edgy

?

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[green ermine]

imagine going to another discord to troll but not noticing the image of the discord is actually quite familiar.

[verbal belfry]

whats even considered edgy nowdays ?

[modern mesa]

holy shit they dont even allow links to flat earth websites

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-revolve-world-space-spin-gif-17053036

i hate flat earthers

they piss me off

[green ermine]

this is basically disc world but they use it for the discord so i assume whoever made it was trolling flat earthers.

[verbal belfry]

yes

or could be serious

who knows

[green ermine]

doubt as fuck

i wish i could find the tinfoil hat society that easy

they're elusive as hell

the true crazies of the internet are so hard to find their discovery is comparable to the complexity of landing a fully connected hook on mayweather.

https://tenor.com/view/floyd-mayweather-boxing-dodge-money-gif-8959918

[verbal belfry]

true that

[tepid mango]

Time for my weekly-whenever-I-get-to-it message of
Rock and Stone!

[modern mesa]

that looks. not good

why would I download a rar file?

from unknown person?

[lilac forge]

don't believe i'll be pressing that link

[green ermine]

what do i do with this

[verbal belfry]

bruh what ?

[green ermine]

i gues its just random crap from a dump

[lilac forge]

seems illegal

[green ermine]

sell yourself for IG clout

[verbal belfry]

[green ermine]

entice. incoming offensive song in your DMs

Thank you, for calling me.. a man. 🥲

i took an SS of it

you dont defeat me that easily pleb

[modern mesa]

rip

[lilac forge]

he just got banned

rip

[verbal belfry]

good

[green ermine]

dammit i thought i was going to have my first pokemon battle

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[modern mesa]

not today.

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/denied-barney-legendary-stinson-st-legend-challenge-accepted-gif-17940726

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-battle-fight-ash-gif-3523693

[lilac forge]

I’m going to bail from that discord, they may leak their idoicicy onto me

Don’t want that

[green ermine]

cant be as bad as having posthumous credit card leaks occur to you

[modern mesa]

hell nah they found us

[green ermine]

they didnt find anything

i'm undiscovered. thats what matters

[verbal belfry]

lol

[lilac forge]

where did he get that photo of the mods

[verbal belfry]

social media stalker 😄

[modern mesa]

it says in his profile

[lilac forge]

definitely doesn't

[green ermine]

xero's profile says he's a BF mod

o.O

[modern mesa]

in xero's profile

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/lukako-inter-inter-milan-ocassaion-raté-gif-19507091

[lilac forge]

Totally DOESN'T

[green ermine]

one of your own, his own disguise worked against you

im still hidden there.

they dont suspect me

[modern mesa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[green ermine]

just stay quiet and sip your liquor

[verbal belfry]

no thanks

i refuse to drink

completely

coca cola only

😄

[lilac forge]

I can't even drink alcohol

[modern mesa]

they changed my name

[verbal belfry]

ur not missing out much 😄

[modern mesa]

kek

[verbal belfry]

to Lukaku ?

[modern mesa]

I wish

[verbal belfry]

[modern mesa]

Im so done.

I hate people like this

pathetic humans, think flat earth is real

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[modern mesa]

abusive moderation + being a gigantic ass

[verbal belfry]

even looking at google images of the earth

its self explanatory tbh

[lilac forge]

I deadass have a flat earth t shirt I bought as a gag for a party

I could pass for them

[modern mesa]

Im done. take the torch

[lilac forge]

I will repeat the same 2 things

Disprove it, and advanced camouflage

[modern mesa]

Literally morons. I wont even continue this

[exotic aurora]

@tepid mango ping

[verbal belfry]

where is this happening ?

[modern mesa]

official flat earth dc

[verbal belfry]

LOL why are u there for ?

im banned from there

[lilac forge]

Because

troll is fun

:)

[modern mesa]

zy told me she was banned. So I decided to troll some people. Xero, maddox, ruby joined us too

[lilac forge]

I have covid I can continue this for hours

[verbal belfry]

i should VPN myself and join

[lilac forge]

yes

[modern mesa]

please do, pass the torch

[green ermine]

well if the dude trying to dox folks tries to dox me he might not like what he finds 😐

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[green ermine]

so why vpn?

[astral copper]

https://c.tenor.com/vCVS5sASiioAAAAM/monkey.gif

[verbal belfry]

because i dnt wanna lock people out of they own system

[green ermine]

huh?

[verbal belfry]

need to show restraint

[green ermine]

no idea whatcha means

[verbal belfry]

lets keep it that way 😄

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-shower-angry-funny-gif-11861067

[green ermine]

worse case scenario the dude finds out i hit on 25 year olds when i was 19. psh.

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-feeling-flash-dance-dance-feeling-it-groovy-gif-5427522

[lilac forge]

?!!!!

[modern mesa]

thats epi- I mean not right!?!?!

[lilac forge]

Official Flat Earth Discord: You have been 🔨Banned
Reason: dumb as fuck

[modern mesa]

KEK

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-this-to-be-a-fat-like-american-man-borat-subsequent-moviefilm-borat-i-will-take-this-to-be-a-fat-like-american-man-i-will-buy-this-to-look-fat-gif-18651226

[lilac forge]

You know it’s bad when you get banned on the flat earth discord for being dumb

[green ermine]

werd. im still not banned but i also am not speaking at all

[verbal belfry]

u should get in there

[green ermine]

i feel like id entertain you guys more if i made a video recording of me talking to them on voice

[lilac forge]

One of them just friended me

Should I be scared

[verbal belfry]

[green ermine]

trying to find your servers

[verbal belfry]

yes

he could try and hit on u

[green ermine]

if he hits on you at least you got a vday date on monday

[lilac forge]

They have doxxed me and found out how fit I am

[verbal belfry]

[lilac forge]

and decided they want some

[green ermine]

speaking of which i need to find out who on here is my valentine

[verbal belfry]

ME

hands down

[green ermine]

oh god

always a bridesmaid never a bride

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-tribbiani-friends-smile-ramzes19-scromnyaga-gif-12180398

😄

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lego-movie-who-wants-to-eat-some-delicious-chicken-wings-and-get-crazy-chicken-wings-national-chicken-wing-day-gif-22509650

[wispy valley]

[verbal belfry]

[wispy valley]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wrestling-ouch-3olGQfNQ9NvIRCvwqI

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/shawn-michaels-sweet-chin-music-kurt-angle-wwe-raw-gif-16766398

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-johnson-england-gif-14614614

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-tackles-kid-takle-gif-24108968

[lilac forge]

Can't sleep

[verbal belfry]

watch boris Johnson in action

[lilac forge]

Thats Donald Trump

[modern mesa]

thats boris 👀

[lilac forge]

Both look the same

Lmao

[modern mesa]

trump is more orange, kek. They look same tho ngl

[verbal belfry]

and more fat

[lilac forge]

I was joking

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/jinkiism-jinki-laugh-jinki-onew-onew-laugh-gif-24809102

[maiden kernel]

for wat reason did i get muted

tf

[verbal belfry]

DM modmail about it 😄

[copper gull]

You would have been given a reason why you were muted in the message.

[modern mesa]

xero, you did it

absolute mad lad

[copper gull]

?

[modern mesa]

you are in and you did make some of them shut

[verbal belfry]

[copper gull]

I'm not sure I did anything

[lilac forge]

👻

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pain-no-gain-workout-rat-getting-fit-gif-10458198

[copper gull]

I'm so confused.

[lilac forge]

Lol

[modern mesa]

Never mind

[maiden kernel]

i dodnt get any messfe

[copper gull]

Then DM ModMail

[dry elbow]

@modern mesa inb4 xero becomes a flat earther

[maiden kernel]

nah to lazy to start up beef now

[copper gull]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden kernel]

ly tho

[lilac forge]

Earth dont exists

[shrewd furnace]

it exists

but it's square shaped

[green ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/t-bone-steak-steak-food-yummy-bbq-gif-17842561

the idea of grilling a steak wakes me up with energy

fueled by the power of porterhouse

driven by ribeye

inspired by filet

not sure how you can be lazy from it. sad

[south fern]

Trash game

[lilac forge]

I want grilled salmon

[lilac forge]

wrong place for that. go to #battlefield-2042 and be like the others

[verbal belfry]

2042 the holy chat

😄

[copper gull]

That beef looks good.

[astral copper]

Hey

Egg

[lilac forge]

[astral copper]

How you doin?

[lilac forge]

Slowly dying

Hbu

[astral copper]

Thats sad

Bad

And your family?

[lilac forge]

Idk

[astral copper]

Ok

Slept well?

[lilac forge]

Can't sleep

[astral copper]

Thats sad

Ok

My friend Donkey gone

So

Bye

[lilac forge]

Bye

[shrewd furnace]

you didnt even say hello

😦

[astral copper]

Wait

Hes here

[shrewd furnace]

hi dude

[astral copper]

How you doin?

[shrewd furnace]

doing well, listening to type o negative, how are you?

[astral copper]

Bad

And your family?

[shrewd furnace]

bad, yours?

[astral copper]

https://c.tenor.com/pxvWAEgSjjcAAAAM/shrek-baby-dragon.gif

[astral copper]

Bad

Slept well?

[green ermine]

werd. i'll die via cow and sleep deprivation.

[shrewd furnace]

yes i did, you?

[astral copper]

No

Ok

Bye

[shrewd furnace]

bye

[verbal belfry]

[copper gull]

No no, tells meeeee

[lilac forge]

Every time I think of going veggie I go to a steakhouse

Nothing beats it

Humus eating Greek yoghurt drinkers cant disagree

[copper gull]

I, uh, gotta go check the pigeons.

[dry elbow]

Oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wEoUaal9LY&list=RDGMEMF_fZmLqqto7LYq4Oblipog&start_radio=1&rv=OjNpRbNdR7E

this is still stuck in my head

[quaint herald]

The pigeons, Zero?

Xero

Fuckung ac

[lilac forge]

the government just captured him

The pigeons are drones

[fallen musk]

sounds like a song for anime

[dry elbow]

it isnt haha

[fallen musk]

im getting initial d ptsd

[copper gull]

Yes. Pigeons were always drones.

How else do they sit on power lines?

[quaint herald]

Smok

Smol

[vagrant quail]

They are hovering just above the power lines... duh! Lol

[copper gull]

And, the Spanish government uses pigeons & other birds as drones to spy on drug traffickers.

So I mean

[lilac forge]

[copper gull]

You don't see them at night because they're getting the batteries changed.

[vagrant quail]

If they are drones... why do they always want my french fries at the beach?

Cheeky little bastards that they are!

[quaint herald]

We do be listening do different music while building rollercoasters

[vagrant quail]

Ohh? Rollercoaster tycoon or actual rollercoasters irl?

[copper gull]

And have you seen a baby pigeon?

No, you haven't.

[lilac forge]

I'd assume tycoon

[copper gull]

Cause DRONES.

[vagrant quail]

Fck now that you have mentioned it, i don't recall seeing an baby pigeon

[wicked spoke]

Birds are fake. They're government drones

[lilac forge]

^

[copper gull]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[vagrant quail]

Where is the charging hole than huh? Lol

[quaint herald]

Roller coaster tycoon through open rct

[wicked spoke]

Something we can agree on then

[wicked spoke]

The butthole

Duh

[copper gull]

They have a Rollercoaster tycoon mobile game.

[vagrant quail]

Eyy nice

[quaint herald]

Yeah

RCT Classic

[vagrant quail]

Ah.... nasty 😂

[copper gull]

You should play it with me.

[modern mesa]

this is how they recharge

take notes people

[lilac forge]

[wicked spoke]

Oh, they've switched to wireless ones, right

[quaint herald]

There's no multi

[wicked spoke]

Also, if y'all like building roller coasters. Planet Coaster console edition is avilable on ps+ right now. #NotSponsored

[lilac forge]

i need it for pc

i don't have a console 😠

[vagrant quail]

I bought RCT 3, do you want my steam log in for it?

[copper gull]

Shit, we gonna have to find a game to play

[lilac forge]

[copper gull]

@quaint herald

[lilac forge]

yes please

[wicked spoke]

Hand it over so I can inspect it

[vagrant quail]

If you order sushi to my address i will share the acc 😂

[modern mesa]

coaster inspection

[lilac forge]

ooh i'm broke nvm

[modern mesa]

which one

[quaint herald]

Me go get blanket and lock away from the world yes?

[vagrant quail]

California would be dope

[quaint herald]

Sushi would be nice

[modern mesa]

I knew u would say california

[lilac forge]

no

[vagrant quail]

I'm addicted to it 😭

[modern mesa]

welp, I did eat sushi today. Was delicious

[blazing goblet]

So what cool maps will we get from Battlefield: WW3

[vagrant quail]

Ohhh jealous

[lilac forge]

@modern mesa Can you mail me some?