general

[verbal belfry]

yikes

[worn yew]

sOmE fRiEnD

[dry elbow]

He asked me to

[coral sand]

But it takes them months to deal with TOS shit

ohhh

[dry elbow]

TOS shit it takes a while yea

But doxing

[worn yew]

you got it back?

[dry elbow]

That shit is serious

[dry elbow]

He just went on his alt

[worn yew]

oh

[coral sand]

This account is idek what at this popint for me

Like 4th alt

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[coral sand]

It's my main now

[worn yew]

lmfao

[dry elbow]

I’ve only had 1 account

[coral sand]

But I think I've gone through 4 accounts

[wispy valley]

My second cause I deleted mt first account in 2017 ish

[coral sand]

Not here

[wispy valley]

But I have no alra

[worn yew]

i have like about 9 alts and this is my main

[wispy valley]

Alts

[fair heron]

[worn yew]

sergo here

[coral sand]

I wasn't banned before the conspiracy theorists start

[worn yew]

RUN!

[dry elbow]

[verbal belfry]

[fair heron]

[coral sand]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-suit-old-man-peace-sign-sailor-scout-anime-gif-14298094

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-sergio-flex-muscles-big-biceps-gif-17151178

[coral sand]

Isn't that the guy who cracked an egg in his bicep and acted like he was strong for it?

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[dry elbow]

Why does he look like he has an adult diaper underneath his pants

[coral sand]

Ummmm

It's called

[verbal belfry]

[coral sand]

let's say being well endowed

Also steroids

Make you shitsing

[dry elbow]

Roids makes the least sense out of anything

[coral sand]

They shrink I know

[dry elbow]

Yeah but even not just that

[coral sand]

His pants do sit weird afg though

[dry elbow]

“Let me take something I need to continue taking other wise it backfires”

[coral sand]

Lots of people do lol

It's like alcool or coffee or cigs

[kindred geyser]

I guess no gaming today 😔

[dry elbow]

I guess

[coral sand]

Not the same kind of dependance

BUt same concept

[dry elbow]

Yeah true

Like if I stop coffee

Withdrawals will happen

But physically I won’t be altered perma

[coral sand]

Same for me wiht coffee and cigs

And in a minor part alohol

It's not quite as bad

But I deffo gte irritable if I don't drink for a few days

https://open.spotify.com/track/1fhRckJiDukEjsdPu3dyJi?si=603b19d9175c4c97

Beautiful fucking song

Like

Stunning

[kindred geyser]

I'm at day 7 of quitting ADHD medication cold turkey, and I'm still feeling massive withrawal symptoms.

[coral sand]

It now costs 1.43€ to send a fucking letter

[dry elbow]

I feel you there

Except not ADHD meds

I’m on opioid withdrawal

And I’m ready to be thrown into a volcano at this point

[kindred geyser]

Similar symptoms I'd assume though

[dry elbow]

Bones bending inside my skin yes

[kindred geyser]

Oof

How long were you on opioids?

[dry elbow]

My eyes continuously leaking even tho I’m not crying

[dry elbow]

3 years so far

[kindred geyser]

Oh god, yeah, I feel for you

[verbal belfry]

😔

[dry elbow]

Even worse is I just got my booster shot yesterday

So it basically just took my withdrawal symptoms and boosted me straight to hell

[kindred geyser]

I feel extreme fatigue, constant hunger, confusion. Gonna last weeks before it stops.

[dry elbow]

Confusion is the worst

Do you have constant thirst?

Make sure you do not keep drinking water like over and over

[kindred geyser]

@dry elbow Yeah, I'm witholding the 3rd shot for that exact reason.

[dry elbow]

If you get the sweats

Start drinking sips by sips

If you have access to Gatorade, use it

[kindred geyser]

@dry elbow Yes, I've drank like 4 liters just today, and Ive been up for like 5 hours.

[dry elbow]

Electrolytes actually help with withdrawal effects

You’d think they don’t

But they help massively

[kindred geyser]

Does Powerade have electrolytes?

[dry elbow]

Yes

[kindred geyser]

Nice, thanks for the advice, Ill head to the store right this moment

[dry elbow]

It has sodium, potassium, magnesium and calcium

That’s all you need

It’s the 4 major electrolytes

Same with Gatorade

Bananas should help with irritability

And muscle aches

Any sort of restlessness will be taken out by mass influx of potassium

[worn yew]

i read that as Batman instead of banana

[dry elbow]

Lmao

Batman I guess could knock you unconscious

[worn yew]

or throw you off a huge building and says unconscious...

[dry elbow]

That’s Batman logic btw

“I’ve never killed people”

[worn yew]

yes

[naive hedge]

Hi

[worn yew]

he has like the most wack logic

[verbal belfry]

[wispy valley]

Yeah cause dead

[verbal belfry]

still unvaccinated

[worn yew]

??

entice you good?

[verbal belfry]

yes 😄

[worn yew]

i dont think so

[verbal belfry]

tunde please

[worn yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/140933721929940992/925410218303684699/spinthedontbesadcube.gif

[quaint herald]

You talk to people for so long and you think you added them as a friend but you haven't

Funny how things work out like that

[verbal belfry]

xD

[worn yew]

way if you find my xbox dont judge the PFP please one of my friend told me to do it-

[robust vector]

Emm, you got an addiction?

Just asking

[quaint herald]

He might live by that but he may as well kill some people after leaving them with traumatic injuries

[worn yew]

yea

[silver bone]

Well

Vaccination starter kit is ready

[worn yew]

so even if the dude falls from like what burj khalifa very top still survives?

[robust vector]

Not if he sent compensation.

Maybe

[silver bone]

Tub of mint ice cream, 3l of sugary drinks that aren't carbonated (as I doubt I'll be able to eat normal food based on previous two jabs) and a tub of mint ice cream for when my stomach feels a notch better

[quaint herald]

Sounds like a plan man

Though hopefully it can recover soon

On my first Jab i worked out on the same day i got it, So the next day my muscles were sore

[dry elbow]

Nope

But a dependence yes

[quaint herald]

I ripped my right leg

[dry elbow]

I love mint ice cream

[silver bone]

...I also have two days worth of paracetamol if I end up needing it

[coral sand]

Damn

[quaint herald]

Berry ice creams isn't bad either Miki

[coral sand]

You'ra a genius

[quaint herald]

But yeah mint ice cream is the best

[silver bone]

So essentially if I start getting anywhere near 39 degrees

[velvet skiff]

chat ded

[coral sand]

Lemon Sorbet is scentifically proven to be the best

[pine chasm]

chat aint deds

[velvet skiff]

||what the heck is chat ded||

[silver bone]

Mint is easier on stomach for me

Previously I got some random strawberry ice cream and it was too sweet

[worn yew]

yea i was staring at this

for 5 mins

[pine chasm]

im here

[worn yew]

helo here, im tunde

[pine chasm]

where is she

[verbal belfry]

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464670086808993802/926084303903928360/20201113_005033.jpg

[pine chasm]

she is no were entice

[worn yew]

perfect

[pine chasm]

she delitced her account

[worn yew]

way is perfect what game is that

[quaint herald]

Bf5

[pine chasm]

she deletie'

[quaint herald]

Who are you talking about Rotten

[pine chasm]

who cares

[worn yew]

no shit, sherlock

[pine chasm]

i just want o sing

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

entice knows

[verbal belfry]

i dont

[pine chasm]

k

[worn yew]

BFV on PS2

[pine chasm]

then it dont make no nevermind

[worn yew]

today i played krunker with the homies

[quaint herald]

Kronker

[wispy valley]

are you still talking about sadistic

[pine chasm]

momma this surely is a dream

[wispy valley]

Kronker?

[pine chasm]

mp

[wispy valley]

Odd name

[quaint herald]

Tunde mentioned krunker and i thought of kronk

[pine chasm]

nope

yea wha tim sayng makes no sense

[verbal belfry]

[visual heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-kronk-yzma-right-wink-gif-22358009

[quaint herald]

CROOOOOOOONK

PULL THE LEVER!

[coral sand]

Kronk

[worn yew]

breaks the lever

[quaint herald]

I don't know the correct spelling anymore

[worn yew]

SMG's are poggers

[visual heron]

no, kcronck

[coral sand]

kek

[pine chasm]

im so lit

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

entice

[verbal belfry]

??

[pine chasm]

i envy u

[verbal belfry]

whys that?

[pine chasm]

lol

[verbal belfry]

???

[worn yew]

what Elvis presley doing in my game

[pine chasm]

lol

im neglecting people who actrually care to mock u

[kindred geyser]

@dry elbow Just came back from the store with 3 powerades, thanks again for the advice!

[dry elbow]

No problem! Just take it slow

[verbal belfry]

mock me ?

lol what

[dry elbow]

You’ve already hydrated a lot today so take it easy

[pine chasm]

where is she entice

?

[verbal belfry]

who?

[pine chasm]

where is sadistice sweedy

what happen

[verbal belfry]

ask adam

😄

[pine chasm]

nop

u simped

where is he

[verbal belfry]

LMAO

[worn yew]

ayo the guy do be popping everyone

[verbal belfry]

like i said ask adam

[pine chasm]

i wanred ya

[dry elbow]

Damn man

[pine chasm]

i said

DONT

[dry elbow]

Don’t go so hog wild on people

[pine chasm]

but some gir winked at u

[verbal belfry]

oh boy

[dry elbow]

What is happening

[pine chasm]

elol

[dry elbow]

Are you intoxicated

[pine chasm]

very

[dry elbow]

I can tell

[verbal belfry]

xD

[pine chasm]

its fine

just calling out these others

[dry elbow]

Honestly I think nobody understands the context of this

[quaint herald]

Might be best to take a rest

[dry elbow]

It’s too confusing to be considered a call out

[dry elbow]

This

[pine chasm]

entice know sthe contest

[coral sand]

There isn't abny

[coral sand]

please make him

[pine chasm]

no

entice knows the context

[silver bone]

I have no clue what's going on

[quaint herald]

Hey Rotten what time is it for you?

[silver bone]

So day like any other, essentially

[pine chasm]

how about this

[dry elbow]

From my understanding entice talked to a girl so he’s a simp

[pine chasm]

she gone

lets move one

on

[verbal belfry]

i have no idea who this person is sadly

[pine chasm]

seriously lets move on

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[visual heron]

entice is a simp

[pine chasm]

she had a mental break down... has nothing to do with me

[silver bone]

Doesn't that make every man in the chat a simp by that logic

[pine chasm]

entice wasnt enough

is all im sayin

[verbal belfry]

wait wait wait

rotten are u mug?

[worn yew]

i forgot this is cod chat or BF chat

[pine chasm]

mug

[quaint herald]

Yeah Miki I'm a simp for talking to you then

[pine chasm]

mug

[worn yew]

same

[pine chasm]

entice is insuating that im mug

[visual heron]

who's miki?

[quaint herald]

Zy

[worn yew]

zzy

[verbal belfry]

zzzy

[dry elbow]

Me

[dry elbow]

Yes you and @quaint herald are now simps

[pine chasm]

so there is some under whatever

[verbal belfry]

xD

[worn yew]

and me

[pine chasm]

eentice u

[dry elbow]

Yes you too

[worn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-7310242

[dry elbow]

And rotten spoke to me too so he’s a simp

[pine chasm]

im not asimpl

im a lost soul

[dry elbow]

This isn’t dark souls

[worn yew]

lmfao

[pine chasm]

lost soul isnjt a dark soul

[quaint herald]

If you're drank enough booze to the point where you cannot function properly on the chat you shouldn't be here, Rotten.

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/artorias-knight-dark-souls-dark-souls-gif-8576514

Rotten vs general

[silver bone]

I'll put that achievement on the wall

[pine chasm]

i have aco worker whjo gigles at every trhing isay

i dont wanther to come over

[dry elbow]

I’m going to be honest that could mean multiple things

[pine chasm]

no

it means

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

im so open

[dry elbow]

For instance there was a kid on my class that made me nervous so I laughed at everything he said

[pine chasm]

klentice

entice

[verbal belfry]

what?

[haughty cairn]

Entice knows nothing

[pine chasm]

what happen to tha tgirl

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-young-dylan-oh-yeah-applause-lets-go-gif-23618579

[pine chasm]

why does she keepo deleting her account whe i know its her

[dry elbow]

Based. Embrace it

[pine chasm]

what happen

[worn yew]

Way if your seeing this can you UNsee this

[pine chasm]

where she go

[quaint herald]

I'm sorry, Tunde?

That's a bird yes

[verbal belfry]

bro who?

[worn yew]

what if i over saturate a cursed cat and put it on the bird...

[silver bone]

Just be glad I don't have side effects yet besides shivers

[pine chasm]

l;ol

and i know i know ... i kmnow baby

[dry elbow]

I hate those

[silver bone]

In 4-5 hours you'll get Cranky Spitfire if first two jabs are any indicator

[wispy valley]

Sup

[pine chasm]

sorry i never tol,d you;... all i wanted to say

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-good-evening-walking-gif-14861767

[worn yew]

helo

[wispy valley]

Hello snedgy

[worn yew]

snedgy

[silver bone]

I don't mind shivers much, I just throw an extra layer on

[lilac forge]

Halo

[worn yew]

dunno why when i see snedgy he reminds me of toby maguire

[wispy valley]

I didn't have much side effect from the 3 jabs

[quaint herald]

LOL

[lilac forge]

🥺 rude

[worn yew]

what its a compliment

[lilac forge]

Oh wait

Nvm

I thought you meant Toby from the office 😂😂😂

[verbal belfry]

[dry elbow]

I want to witness that

[worn yew]

what

toby from spooderman

[lilac forge]

The guy named Toby in the office

[silver bone]

You really don't

[lilac forge]

Ik my brain no work

[dry elbow]

Oh but I do

[pine chasm]

settle it

[silver bone]

Plus, there is a good chance I'll simply hide offline

[lilac forge]

Thank you btw heh

[earnest vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/182586065658314752/927916292877475900/7B171547-C215-418F-A754-B9F0DB163019.png

[lilac forge]

Yes

[dry elbow]

SAD

can’t blame you tho

I did it too

[wispy valley]

[verbal belfry]

its okay spit ill send u Haaland gifs 😄

[paper belfry]

if Dice released the BF5 Pre Order guns for BF1 as a seperate DLC I'd buy it for any price

[silver bone]

I went to work normally previous two times because I didn't want to burn PTO

[worn yew]

this guy except the darth vader costume

[silver bone]

Well, more like work went to me

And my bed

Until fever stopped

[wispy valley]

Someone keeps throwing firework around

[dry elbow]

I have a fever rn

[lilac forge]

😂😂

[pine chasm]

ojhh

[paper belfry]

guys can we make a petition for Dice to make the 5 DLC guns in BF1 to be purchasable

[quaint herald]

I've never had a fever

[pine chasm]

hate this song

[quaint herald]

In memory

[paper belfry]

it's probably too late but better late than never

[worn yew]

ever got that feeling where you try to open a thing but it doesnt open so you have to use little bit of that strength and it legit spills everything as soon as you open it? yea? pain.

[visual heron]

YOU DIDNT' SAY KNOCK ON WOOD

[pine chasm]

lol

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

where is he

she

[wispy valley]

I nearly died to fever

[worn yew]

dunno why i thought rotten was rose

[pine chasm]

im listening to asong

[verbal belfry]

bro can u stop please

[pine chasm]

im trying to produce

it

she aint there

[verbal belfry]

okay great

[pine chasm]

hope so

[worn yew]

yea rotten stop bothering grandpa

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[verbal belfry]

correct im still in my prime days

[pine chasm]

i wish i hada grandad

[quaint herald]

WHAT?

Seriously, What?

[pine chasm]

dun dn

[visual heron]

yer gonna get fever'd on now

[lilac forge]

yo i this man is tryna log into my account to "remove a pending steam ban" he needs my steam credintals what do i do? hes a "steam valve employee"

[worn yew]

dont

[visual heron]

yer supposed to knock on wood to keep whatever you said didn't happen from not happenng D:

[worn yew]

it can be a scam

[lilac forge]

should i block him

[earnest vigil]

it is a scam

[pine chasm]

no

[lilac forge]

k ill block

that man

[rocky fern]

it's a scam

[worn yew]

do you have a pending steam ban?

[earnest vigil]

no

its a scam

no valve employee needs credentials

they already have all your credentials for your account

[quaint herald]

Block and provide evidence through modmail, We can sort him out there.

[pine chasm]

she's planning a room on the strip for 10 years vegas. every night she loks in the mirror and she only ages

[lilac forge]

ok

[visual heron]

is it on steam? then block him and report him. if it's on discord, block him and modmail his ass if he's from here. check your own email, if you got banned (there's no such thing as possibly getting banned, you're either banned or you're not) you would have received an email. check your profile, you can see whether you got vac banned on there or what your standings are. don't engage with the person, don't click any links he gave you. as long as you don't give out any personal info like your pass or name, you'll be fine.

[lilac forge]

hes not, he just popped into my dms

and someone told me to add him

because i got false reported

quote on quote

[pine chasm]

u know what hapened to hner

i make bester discisons

[plain lily]

A valve employee wouldn't contact you on discord

[visual heron]

yeah it's fake. no one will contact you through chat if something's wrong with your acc. you'll either have to pursue it yourself through steam support. no one will ever contact you for personal information or to fix stuff with your acc

[pine chasm]

i knew shed fuck me off.. ... amgain ashe fucked u off

[verbal belfry]

[plain lily]

Or through steam chat

[worn yew]

uhh

rotten you good?

[pine chasm]

no

im said

im sad

im less proud to be right

[rocky fern]

.. well I'm leaving the chat

[worn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/honeycardi-gif-20505208

[pine chasm]

i waredn ya

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkl

[wispy valley]

[pine chasm]

and now i gotta consume microwave pop corn

[dry elbow]

Damn

You really have to get over this girl man

[verbal belfry]

its crazy

[pine chasm]

entice is inlove

i think

[worn yew]

this has to be MUG 101%

[dry elbow]

I think it’s you rotten lmao

[pine chasm]

we should like put up up baLlooons

[dry elbow]

Entice doesn’t seem bent out of shape about this

[pine chasm]

ji did like her

[dry elbow]

Oh no….

[pine chasm]

i aint gonna lie. i did like her

[dry elbow]

That sucks tbh

Sorry you got ghosted

[pine chasm]

ui didnt get fghostred

[worn yew]

i forgot what i was supposed to post here

[pine chasm]

i didnt getg gfhosted

[dry elbow]

So what happened

She told you to fuck off?

[pine chasm]

she wasnt clever

[dry elbow]

What the

[silver bone]

...

[pine chasm]

i wasnt a simp

lwhy

[worn yew]

ah yes i got to know

[dry elbow]

That answers 0 questions

[silver bone]

It's time to stop

[pine chasm]

why are you acting like i was a simp

[rocky fern]

sounds like he got turned down and is burned

[pine chasm]

llllll

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/times-up-time-to-stop-stop-it-clock-gif-14809690

[pine chasm]

i rememer her sayin deco dmed hjer

[worn yew]

i dunno if i can send it here

[silver bone]

Amen

[worn yew]

ill just send in Entice's dm

[rocky fern]

?

[dry elbow]

Damn

[silver bone]

How sending someone DMs is anything weird

[rocky fern]

I'm confused what's going on

[verbal belfry]

what about me?

[plain lily]

Damn deco stealing girls

[pine chasm]

nothnihg about u

[worn yew]

its a meme

[verbal belfry]

whos girl did u steal deco?

[worn yew]

but uh im not to sure

[rocky fern]

I'm Hella confused

[plain lily]

Yours apparently entice

[verbal belfry]

lmao

im single

[pine chasm]

entice isnt evne a victim

[silver bone]

I had Entice DM me a Haaland gif to presumably piss me off 20 minutes ago and I'm not tilted about it

[quaint herald]

Rotten are you confusing us with other people you know

[verbal belfry]

so how does that work LOL

[silver bone]

(Just very confused)

[plain lily]

I wanna say he's drunk or

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/هالاند-erling-haaland-ايرلينغ-77ri2-تركي-gif-24015977

[pine chasm]

i don t want to do it again

[rocky fern]

I've dmed maybe like 2 people from this disc max

[dry elbow]

For the record

It sounds like this girl burned a bunch of guys

And only one of them is sad about it

[pine chasm]

not gona lie'

[wispy valley]

I've not dmed many in here

Like 4

[dry elbow]

After compiling all the evidence tho

Indeed @verbal belfry is a simp

[verbal belfry]

i am 99.9% convinced Rotten = mug

[dry elbow]

[plain lily]

I agree zzzy

[pine chasm]

lol

[verbal belfry]

wait what ?

[dry elbow]

Alright entice share your knowledge

[wispy valley]

Lol

[plain lily]

After looking at all the evidence

[dry elbow]

I’m just kidding btw

I know ur no simp

[verbal belfry]

i wish i had knowledge i cant speak to women without fainting 😦

[dry elbow]

This

[quaint herald]

I keep on saying it but

[plain lily]

There is conclusive proof entice is a super simp

[verbal belfry]

[dry elbow]

I’ve compiled literally all the evidence

[quaint herald]

Simp for your homies

[dry elbow]

Fuji and I literally have the forensic data

To conclude entice is simp

[rocky fern]

I'm legit so confused but this situation seems so funny

[verbal belfry]

LOL

i aint a simp

[dry elbow]

You’re still on trial deco

[verbal belfry]

i cant speak to women zzzy 😦

you need to give me tips n tricks

[rocky fern]

idk what's going on

[quaint herald]

You're speaking to one right now Entice

[rocky fern]

I just got here don't include me

[dry elbow]

We haven’t found out if you Simped for dming someone

[verbal belfry]

[rocky fern]

bruh idk anyone here I'm not like the singles here LMAO

[pine chasm]

;llol

[wispy valley]

I have investigated myself and found no wrongdoing

[dry elbow]

Imagine being in a restaurant, you enter, there’s all women. You start to choke on your food. Do you die or be a simp and ask a girl for help

[quaint herald]

Ask for help

[dry elbow]

There’s only one true answer

You die

[rocky fern]

or you know be a normal person and get a meal

[verbal belfry]

waht

[rocky fern]

that too

[pine chasm]

no whaT HAPPENED

[verbal belfry]

HELL NO

[dry elbow]

There’s nothing worse than being a simp

[pine chasm]

ENTICE WHAT DID U DO

[dry elbow]

4 letters

[verbal belfry]

guys

[dry elbow]

4 states of hell

[verbal belfry]

what is this?

[silver bone]

True manly man would smash food he choked on with pure power and manliness of his neck muscles

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[pine chasm]

fff okay

opkau

[dry elbow]

He Arnold Schwarzeneggers the meal

[verbal belfry]

fine ima simp for zzzy

[pine chasm]

okay

[verbal belfry]

😄

[dry elbow]

Make sure George doesn’t see that

[pine chasm]

we aere startring over

[quaint herald]

I almost choked on a sausage at school

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[quaint herald]

At the worst of times

[verbal belfry]

ill fight George 😄

[rocky fern]

are you hammered or something

?

[pine chasm]

kkkkkkk

[dry elbow]

Oh dang

[pine chasm]

fgeorge

deco

[verbal belfry]

xD

[dry elbow]

Entice is bout to bring the heat

[silver bone]

He can't do a thing about it anyway

[pine chasm]

u added her too

[verbal belfry]

oh yes 😄

[rocky fern]

what the fuck are you talking about

[quaint herald]

I was laughing too hard at something, Felt the sausage in my throat and immedatiely stopped

[dry elbow]

This is actually very comical

[dry elbow]

LOL

[pine chasm]

i know eerething

[verbal belfry]

it is

what do you know the wise one?

[pine chasm]

i have no false mem ory

[rocky fern]

you're on some hard stuff mate

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-bride-choc-simp-spotted-gif-16386102

[quaint herald]

DON'T TAKE ME OUTTA CONTEXT

[pine chasm]

s okay

[dry elbow]

I DIDNT WAY I SWEAR

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-bear-slap-me-you-gif-17942299

[dry elbow]

The irony is you will wake up forgetting this ever happened

[rocky fern]

I want whatever he's smoking

tbh it seems like heaven

[wispy valley]

Not sure I do

[plain lily]

I will way

[wispy valley]

Too powerful

[dry elbow]

I think maybe one night

[silver bone]

I don't, I prefer to stay aware of my surroundings

[dry elbow]

I will get really drunk

And come into general

[rocky fern]

just the one time

[dry elbow]

And try and pretend it isn’t happening

[quaint herald]

LOL

[pine chasm]

there is a job

[silver bone]

I git blackout drunk once in my life and it was one time too many

[verbal belfry]

do u want more haaland gifs spit?

[dry elbow]

Thankfully that has never happened to me

[verbal belfry]

[rocky fern]

are most guys like this when they get turned down or something

[worn yew]

entice should i do it?

[rocky fern]

I surely hope not

[verbal belfry]

yes

[worn yew]

aight

[quaint herald]

Yeah the worst i feel when waking up is hungry

[dry elbow]

Online? No

[silver bone]

You're not missing out

[dry elbow]

IRL yes

[rocky fern]

yikes

[quaint herald]

I've never been blackout drunk so I'm glad about it

[pine chasm]

entice i just wantr u to be happt

[dry elbow]

There’s a reason why I have a restraining order against my ex

[rocky fern]

thats actually worse tbh

[verbal belfry]

i am happy mug

[silver bone]

The bloody 1 gallon "bottle" of $15 Carlo Rossi is in my nightmares to this day

[dry elbow]

Though funny enough it’s both guys and girls

[pine chasm]

<4

[worn yew]

@quaint herald

[pine chasm]

< 3

[dry elbow]

Oh my god

[silver bone]

No

[verbal belfry]

dude

[quaint herald]

BAHAHAHA

[verbal belfry]

come on he is the next Ronaldo

[lilac forge]

bro

[silver bone]

I could not care less

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[silver bone]

Well, I have a simple strat

[lilac forge]

i remember when BFV was released, people got mad 💀

[silver bone]

Never confess and you'll never be disappointed

[verbal belfry]

[quaint herald]

Bury your feelings for the one and just stay happy

[verbal belfry]

the one?

[lilac forge]

damn

[dry elbow]

It is very bad to bury feelings tbh

[worn yew]

totally not stolen from nacho

[rocky fern]

lmao

I see

I know who it is

[verbal belfry]

yes

[dry elbow]

You miss every shot that you don’t take AND you just end up feeling hollow

[verbal belfry]

took me awhile to figure it out aswell deco

[dry elbow]

At least if you are rejected you move on that much faster

[verbal belfry]

rejection sucks but 😦

[rocky fern]

bruh she was never single to begin with

[dry elbow]

LMAOOOO

[rocky fern]

no wonder she left the discord

like come on wtf are you doing

[wispy valley]

Yeah I know too

I said some times

[dry elbow]

Damn I only talked to revy a few times

Who knew she was like a siren for general chat

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

no

[dry elbow]

So many sailors just sailing to their death

[wispy valley]

True

[pine chasm]

entice is aLine

alon e

[dry elbow]

Okay rotten I got to know

[rocky fern]

lmao you got turned down and you're acting all hissy about it

come on man

[dry elbow]

I have to ask

Listen

[silver bone]

I would've sent an image, but Discord falsely claims it's bad

So I probably can't

[dry elbow]

Is it the fact that entice supports a football team you don’t?

[wispy valley]

My battery is almost dead

[quaint herald]

Yeah I didn't like her attitude, Belittling people just annoyed me in way's I hate.

[dry elbow]

I have to just take a ballpark guess

She had a very cute room

A very cute set up

[pine chasm]

jnope

[rocky fern]

she's in the other discord

[dry elbow]

Oh yeah I left that one I think

[worn yew]

bf2042 fans

[quaint herald]

OH

[wispy valley]

She banned me there

[dry elbow]

BASED

[worn yew]

meanwhile me: doesnt even play the game

[quaint herald]

I think i know which one?

[pine chasm]

w

[quaint herald]

LOL

[pine chasm]

ssslol

no one is

[rocky fern]

I never chat there but I know it exists

[pine chasm]

thank god

[dry elbow]

did rotten get an invite to the server?

[silver bone]

Yep, Discord still thinks that innocent manga panel is a bad thing

[pine chasm]

no one is pretneindg ot be mty wife

[rocky fern]

no he's not in it

[pine chasm]

f every wantrs to be with deco

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[pine chasm]

decio is thr guyu

[wispy valley]

Wumpus denies weebs

[dry elbow]

LMAOOOOOOO

[verbal belfry]

well this is a great conversation i must say

[lilac forge]

Ello

[pine chasm]

i wish iwas eco

[rocky fern]

bruh just because I talk to people doesnt mean I want to get with them you weirdo

[dry elbow]

Damn deco wtf you’re stealing women?

[wispy valley]

Deco the slayer

[dry elbow]

How the fuck do you do it?

[pine chasm]

i wish iwas deco then i could be loved

[rocky fern]

she wasn't even single like what were you trying lmao

[worn yew]

im.... im just... im just gonna go take a shower.....

[dry elbow]

Girl asks deco how to run battlefield at 144 fps and he says “buy a better pc” and they instantly fall for him

[rocky fern]

[dry elbow]

Who knew that works deco

[lilac forge]

[lilac forge]

Woah.

[silver bone]

Still better love story than Twilight

[rocky fern]

just say get 2 3090's

[dry elbow]

LMAO

[pine chasm]

ad

sad

[rocky fern]

boom automatically get their number

[dry elbow]

SLI 3090 is the way

[lilac forge]

my rtx 2060 can still run 240 fps in 6 siege competitive settings.

[pine chasm]

deco

[dry elbow]

Shit I only have 1

[quaint herald]

Nahhh it's all about that 3090ti

[pine chasm]

why arent

[silver bone]

I will run my 1070 into the ground

[rocky fern]

?

[dry elbow]

Siege surprisingly runs well

Launch siege was horrendous

The optimization was trash

[wispy valley]

Deco irl

[rocky fern]

this entire thing is fucking hilarious holy I could never imagine it would be this funny

[lilac forge]

siege optimization is trash??

[pine chasm]

you are a candian citizen

[lilac forge]

Lmao you guys ain't nothin compared to my Rx 580

[dry elbow]

Honestly Henry cavill is so hot

[rocky fern]

no I'm not canadian

[silver bone]

I still have a photo of me assembling my first PC in Dallas

[pine chasm]

u ae canadan

[lilac forge]

Porn isn't allowed in here.

[silver bone]

I was fat, I had no clue what I'm doing and AC died in August in Dallas

So it looked like some illegal sweatshop

[rocky fern]

I'm Scottish

[pine chasm]

,@rocky fernoken budy if u are no one

[verbal belfry]

[quaint herald]

Oh yeah about building a pc

[rocky fern]

bruh you weird get over getting turned down

[pine chasm]

here we go. im gonna fondle entices net gal

[rocky fern]

Holy God lmao

[quaint herald]

I'm gonna be building my new pc sooner than i thought

[wispy valley]

Cavill is in london

[quaint herald]

So.... Uh. Yeah

[rocky fern]

dm or ping if you have any questions

[wispy valley]

Almost no battery left so afk

[quaint herald]

Oh sure!

But i'm gonna wait for the presentation

[rocky fern]

[quaint herald]

Actually

[verbal belfry]

its always amusing when he is around

i guess

[pine chasm]

lol

[rocky fern]

use an rtx 3090 you'll make it explode from the heat!

[pine chasm]

remember that one time uj simped pit

[verbal belfry]

nah i dont bro

[pine chasm]

i rmemeberf

[verbal belfry]

oh nice man u got amazing memory to remember all of that

[pine chasm]

no

i

you are recoded as a simp

[verbal belfry]

but zzzy said i wasnt

so that makes me happy 😄

[pine chasm]

even after i warned u

,

[verbal belfry]

warned me about what?

[grand lagoon]

joe joe

[pine chasm]

k so whateer.. did itwork out.. you'llkk good friends?

[rocky fern]

this dude is going to wake up with the biggest regret lmao

[dry elbow]

I know many simps tbh, entice isn’t one of them

[verbal belfry]

true xD

[pine chasm]

entice and deco..

[dry elbow]

Being friendly to a girl means nothing

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/white-knight-mlady-protect-protection-gif-20031790

[quaint herald]

There becomes a point where you obsess

[verbal belfry]

[pine chasm]

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ssssssssssssssslol

[quaint herald]

And obsessing ruins yourself

[dry elbow]

If you should be mad at entice for anything be mad at him for having a decent guy attitude about things

[verbal belfry]

thank u zzzy 😄

[dry elbow]

I’ll tell you what doesn’t look good tho for a girl

For future reference

Downtalking others?

[rocky fern]

being like this

[dry elbow]

It’s weird

And honestly it’s very avoid instant behavior

Talk people up

[pine chasm]

yea'

[dry elbow]

Look at their good sides

[grand lagoon]

h

h

[pine chasm]

i gorttra moe on

[dry elbow]

Yeah

You get burned and you run cool water on it

It will sting for a bit but

At least you get to keep your respect

[pine chasm]

uear

[dry elbow]

Talking shit about entice won’t correct anything

[pine chasm]

year

zzy is righr

[rocky fern]

what a weird afternoon

[pine chasm]

i have to che ice cuvbes

[vernal scarab]

Damn I wish I was that drunk right now

[rocky fern]

this is why I don't drink

[vocal glen]

Fun fact: Did you know the director of Human Centipede viewed the film as a comedy?

[pine chasm]

i can chew AS MAN EYECE CUBES AS EVER

IMEAN LIKE

[verbal belfry]

same here deco

[pine chasm]

only ice cube to be chewed

[rocky fern]

[vernal scarab]

This is why I do

[pine chasm]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rocky fern]

HA that's a good one

[verbal belfry]

i dont take it personal but i understand people who struggle with alcohol and stuff

[pine chasm]

deco ad entice

reallty

[silver bone]

Luckily last time I was badly drunk I had a Windows Phone

[pine chasm]

this is realllt

[silver bone]

Best phone for when you're piss drunk, strongly recommend

[dry elbow]

Even if he doesn’t tho

[pine chasm]

entice reallly

[silver bone]

Because it has so few apps that you won't post your drunken musings anywhere dangerous anyway

[dry elbow]

I’m not going to assume he has an issue just because he’s drunk

[rocky fern]

?

you ready to be put on trial again entice

[verbal belfry]

yes

always xD

[pine chasm]

we have to run a company basedon
deco

no

lets do it for a year

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rocky fern]

ok bro so here's what I want you to do

I want you to switch off your phone and speak to me when you're sober

then you can look back on these messages

[pine chasm]

n o

we're gonna run a company based on decos feelins....for one year

[rocky fern]

feelings? you're right actually I have a date this weekend

[pine chasm]

im letting o

[verbal belfry]

good man u should

[pine chasm]

deco haS been to cmmunity coillege

[silver bone]

I won't say a bad word about Windows Phone itself

[pine chasm]

elets see how it goes

one year

[silver bone]

If you ignore the app issue, this phone ran beautifully

[pine chasm]

ONE YEAR

[rocky fern]

I will I will write a dissertation about that tincan of an OS

[pine chasm]

decor... one year

[silver bone]

In practice had a better camera than my shitty Galaxy too

[rocky fern]

bro idk what the hell you're talking about

I don't have feelings for anybody

[pine chasm]

lets see

one year

[rocky fern]

because I don't know anybody here

[quaint herald]

Mate, You're drunk as hell.

[solemn vapor]

I loved my Windows Phone but having no apps was really shitty

[verbal belfry]

dont lie now.... u have feelings for sadistic xD

[rocky fern]

eugh no ty

[silver bone]

Essentially my own stance on it, ran like a dream, bloody shame about apps

[verbal belfry]

xD

[rocky fern]

long distance not my thing

[lunar swift]

British equivalent to the American phrase "[something, something] doesn't cut it."?

[verbal belfry]

im just joking deco 😄

[pine chasm]

one year

[rocky fern]

I tell you what we're called the drunkards of society

but this dude has a new record

[plain lily]

Lol

[rocky fern]

and that's coming from ME with beer embedded in my generic DNA

[quaint herald]

Ok that's done

How is everyone else doing

[verbal belfry]

scotts sure do know how to drink

[dry elbow]

He finally got timed out

[worn yew]

howdy

[torn sluice]

wassup boiz

[verbal belfry]

timed out ?

[rocky fern]

[dry elbow]

Yeah it’s like a short mute that doesn’t really count

[rocky fern]

me as a non drinker

[dry elbow]

It’s like if you get muted for an hour or something

[verbal belfry]

oh okay nice

[rocky fern]

this was worse than the last time he was drunk

[verbal belfry]

yeah

he came at me the moment i spoke in gen chat

it was really strange

[silver bone]

Basically, mute until he passes out

[dry elbow]

Me to entice when the evidence all adds up

[quaint herald]

He'll be back in an hour cause discord

[silver bone]

If I ever get drunk like this in public, please just straight ban me

[rocky fern]

I bet in his mind he's like AH HA IVE CAUGHT YOU! YOU'RE EXPOSED!

alcohol does a one on people

[dry elbow]

I will get super drunk one day

[quaint herald]

We'll mercy mute you Spitfire don't worry

[dry elbow]

And I’ll just join general

[rocky fern]

I want to see this happen

[silver bone]

Banning me would be mercy at that point

[rocky fern]

the first part

not the second

[torn sluice]

lmfao

[silver bone]

To be fair, I am at low risk of doing that

Because 90% of the time I'm a quiet drunk

[dry elbow]

I am at high risk because I physically plan to do this

[rocky fern]

[silver bone]

Duly noted

[dry elbow]

Even though I know what I can be like when I’m drunk

[verbal belfry]

xD

[dry elbow]

I am a 10 on the annoying scale

[quaint herald]

When I'm pissed I sorta just.... Listen to music and watch discord

[rocky fern]

mug was acting like I was the Messiah I should have fished for compliments actually

error on my planning

[verbal belfry]

awesome zzzy let me know when u do this and then we can both go annoy George 😄

[dry elbow]

No that would be bad

[verbal belfry]

xDDD

[dry elbow]

George can’t be here if I’m drunk

[verbal belfry]

oh man 😦

[quaint herald]

Aww

[dry elbow]

That is a recipe for disaster

[silver bone]

Can't be that bad

I know actual level 10 drunkards

[dry elbow]

You have no idea

[coral sand]

Let the disaster heppen then

[silver bone]

I have a lot of doubts though

[dry elbow]

I will never stop annoying

I will type like 30 messages

[rocky fern]

you'll regret these words

[dry elbow]

All broken

[rocky fern]

trust me

[coral sand]

I will not

[silver bone]

Basically, you will be me typing on mobile

[dry elbow]

LOL

With a lot of like breaks

Line*

[silver bone]

7 years with touchscreen, still can't use it correctly

[coral sand]

YEah

Like this

Dumb as hell

Annoying as hell

Fuck I hate mysefl

[silver bone]

I use line breaks instead of punctuation

[coral sand]

For doing this

[silver bone]

So it's standard, again

[quaint herald]

I don't get drunk too many times on chat cause i act like an utter moron

[coral sand]

Like always?

[quaint herald]

Well... More of a moron

Hey shut up i knew you were gonna say that

But you know

[coral sand]

I said it first

[grand lagoon]

[rocky fern]

I was about to set petrol to that fire too

[dry elbow]

Based

I have 2 kinds of drunks

[verbal belfry]

very

[dry elbow]

It depends really

I have the annoying funny drunk where I can’t stop laughing

Or I’m flirty drunk

Which is the worst sector of drunk

[coral sand]

Deffo don't talk to george drunk then

[rocky fern]

and that second one is exactly what you avoid

[silver bone]

Thankfully I never am flirty drunk

Here's the thing, I am a firm believer in theory that alcohol amplifies your mood

When your level of being flirty is 0, well

[dry elbow]

It can be sure

[silver bone]

0 multiplied by 10 is still 0

[rocky fern]

well yeah there's the saying nobody says they're true self till they are drunk lmao

more truthful than fiction

[dry elbow]

Are you saying spitfire you don’t flirt back?

[lilac forge]

PC price nowadays is in the sky

[silver bone]

Can't say I ever really have

[dry elbow]

Damn

[quaint herald]

I'm a brave and sad drunk sadly

But yeah

[dry elbow]

Wait so spitfire even drunk you would not flirt

[plain lily]

That'd be a bad time

[dry elbow]

This has to be some sort of trick

[silver bone]

Almost certainly no