general

[waxen rover]

whywhy

[wispy valley]

starrbucks

[inner charm]

F

[waxen rover]

why is there clingfoil on it

cant get it off

[lilac wind]

Moon dollars

[quaint herald]

Kek

[waxen rover]

you screenshot that Z never had coffee?

[worn yew]

sea of thieves

[kindred belfry]

So way

Any confessions?

[quaint herald]

No!

[velvet geode]

@lilac wind imagine working on a monday 😂 👌 🔥

[waxen rover]

how about we all hop in VC ? 🙂

[slate tinsel]

got the hoodie and a bottle opener

[lilac wind]

Couldn’t be you

[worn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-sweaty-airplane-ted-striker-gif-4372615

[quaint herald]

Just got into bed

[waxen rover]

😢

[quaint herald]

Reeeeeeeeeeee

[velvet geode]

i woke up and hopped on tarkov, aka living the absolute hell of a dream

[quaint herald]

But then you'll say "Bodie go to bed"

[cursive cedar]

I’ve waited a while to even think about getting 2042 genuinely as battlefield players is it worth it yet?

[quaint herald]

To be honest I need to crash, my head hurts

[waxen rover]

promise i wont

[wispy valley]

i could try tarkov but I'd die in 1 second

[quaint herald]

Not yet. Wait till season 1

[silver bone]

Murica size

[quaint herald]

Screw it

[slate tinsel]

banana for scale?

[quaint herald]

I just turned off my pc im turning it back on

Lesh go

[silver bone]

800ml, "small cup"

[slate tinsel]

whatr

in the

[velvet geode]

??????????????

[slate tinsel]

??????????????

[velvet geode]

diabetes in a cup

[wispy valley]

lol

[slate tinsel]

800ml is considered small?

[silver bone]

In Dallas, yes

[slate tinsel]

since fucking when

[inner charm]

[wispy valley]

meanwhile if you go to capital city you get stupid 250 ml for high price

[silver bone]

And at our university canteen "small drink" was 1l

[pale ocean]

Can you gain normal xp in portal games yet?

[inner charm]

no

[sly anchor]

Does 2042 not have headset support in-game?

[slate tinsel]

so what do they sell 2L cola bottles in stores?

[pale ocean]

[wispy valley]

coffee machine at uni is too expensive so noone uses it

[silver bone]

...they sell 2l bottles even in Poland

[wispy valley]

was broken for 6 months before anyone found out it was broken

[silver bone]

Smallest bottle I've seen was 592 ml

[slate tinsel]

ive never seen a 2L bottle anywhere wtf

[quaint herald]

You guys in America or nah?

[sly anchor]

@inner charm I see you're a man of culture. 2142 was a fun game.

[inner charm]

laughs in free fresh coffee at work

[wispy valley]

they sell 2L coca cola in stores yes

but restaurants has stupid 250 ml

[inner charm]

lol

[inner charm]

the finest in bf

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/1Ixa.gif

[slate tinsel]

thought 250ml was a small standard, then 1L was the large bottle you buy in stores but apparently not

[wispy valley]

starrburger

[cursive cedar]

ppl in america dont know about the godlike offerings asda have in their own brand fizzy drink range

[velvet geode]

2liter sodas are a waste

[sly anchor]

Lol. Man, like 90% of BF players nowadays don't even know that game existed.

[velvet geode]

id rather buy a few cans than a 2l

cans taste better

[wispy valley]

you can get 2 liter for 6 kr

[velvet geode]

[wispy valley]

for faxe

[cursive cedar]

you know you're elite when soda is called fizzy drinks

[velvet geode]

wtf where?

[wispy valley]

someone is using firework here

[inner charm]

truly shameful

[sly anchor]

2142 was actually my first battlefield.

[wispy valley]

in normal stores

[inner charm]

same

[wispy valley]

like superbrugsen

[mortal arrow]

Same

[silver bone]

"Everything is bigger in Texas" is true, in my experience

[sly anchor]

So. I'm on Xbox 1 and trying to use headset. I'm starting to believe 2042 doesn't have native headset support.

[silver bone]

...everything, including people

[cursive cedar]

I am very conflicted with this amazon voucher

[gritty harbor]

All I know is 90% of you have never had a cheerwine

[cursive cedar]

dont wanna get 2042 too early and get put off

[fading belfry]

[velvet geode]

never seen it for lower than 10

[sly anchor]

I have. Lol, that's everywhere in north-east America.

[cursive cedar]

although I didn't get so put off with bf v that was a fucking mess

[wispy valley]

for faxe? easy

[gritty harbor]

Good

[silver bone]

The fact that it's cherry flavored is enough to make me want to never try it

[velvet geode]

like the fuckin cheap harbo can go for 6

[wispy valley]

harbo as well

harboe*

[sly anchor]

2042 is actually pretty nice.

[wispy valley]

boop

[sly anchor]

I need a squad though. These rando teammates have more bullets in their mag than IQ.

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-boop-bubbles-funny-gif-12359355

[sly anchor]

The feeling of being a badass engie, but when you hop out the tank to repair it your teammate drives away and dies

[wispy valley]

good thing discord is sorting away my loud kb

[wispy valley]

not tuesday

[worn yew]

He was here last tuesday

[wispy valley]

you aussie

[inner charm]

F

[sly anchor]

But it's not Tuesday.

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/bIaCD.gif

[quaint herald]

IT IS TUESDAY

[waxen rover]

no

MONDAY

[quaint herald]

TUESDAY

[silver bone]

Monday

[inner charm]

i had a murican moment, almodt chugged my bottle of vitamins instead of the water

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-cat-gif-8674980

[quaint herald]

TUESDAY

[inner charm]

its monday

[solemn vapor]

Go away Reginald

[inner charm]

if 90% of the world is on monday, its monday

[jolly folio]

[solemn vapor]

Way is from the future

[inner charm]

aight time for me to get my ass work , cya in a bit

[quaint herald]

@waxen rover https://www.reddit.com/r/illegallysmolbirbs/comments/rp3ijw/these_menaces_need_to_be_locked_up/

[verbal belfry]

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/spoopy-birb-gif-23445403

[solemn vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/death-shoot-parrot-acting-playing-dead-gif-5261626

[wispy valley]

Pow

[kindred belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-fml-depressed-i-hate-my-life-animal-gif-18453833

[wispy valley]

can't relate to no sleep, slept for 11 hrs

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-running-why-are-you-running-away-pretty-liars1-nollywood-gif-16102856

[wispy valley]

mood

[waxen rover]

😂

[quaint herald]

https://preview.redd.it/m0cfz7qljdt71.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be1304b6e1a1f4bb5f84e98401e1cfe450b34b8e

[wispy valley]

angry birds

[worn yew]

sh-should i join vc?

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-nervous-wet-sad-gif-5796001

[wispy valley]

if you dare

[inner charm]

thats a good questiob

hiwever i start work now so youre on your own

[quaint herald]

https://preview.redd.it/z4vukpdc9yz41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f891cdf543567420d26ae5952c34a6a2bec2425a

[inner charm]

[waxen rover]

cuttteeee

[worn yew]

im joining vc

[verbal belfry]

SAME

[quaint herald]

Burrito more like Birruto

Get it

[worn yew]

everyone is glitchy what

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-burrito-cute-cat-blanket-gif-13197661

[verbal belfry]

poor cat

[upbeat rivet]

Hello

[worn yew]

hi

[wispy valley]

hello rain

[verbal belfry]

hello toxic boy

[quaint herald]

https://i.redd.it/zpmx1hwsjb781.png

[worn yew]

LMFOA

[verbal belfry]

[upbeat rivet]

[slim grove]

purrito

[wispy valley]

big

[verbal belfry]

and friendly?

[upbeat rivet]

No

[verbal belfry]

lol

[slim grove]

guys, i got the drip

[verbal belfry]

bruh

[wispy valley]

wtf

[waxen rover]

no

[verbal belfry]

what the ?

[quaint herald]

Jesus christ

[waxen rover]

no

no

go

[quaint herald]

Rip it off

[waxen rover]

away

skip it

skt

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/rejected-stamp-gif-12255531

[upbeat rivet]

[slim grove]

guys, what's with the backlash, omg

[upbeat rivet]

[wispy valley]

more firework

annoying

my dog is sheltering under my desk

its first day of it being legal to use firework

[unkempt basin]

Awful

[slim grove]

i love this bird

[wispy valley]

shoebills are cute

[unkempt basin]

Ny dog isn't cared by it a whole lot unless they're close

[lilac forge]

hello

[unkempt basin]

Hello

[wispy valley]

starr is angel

[quaint herald]

Hey kai!

[waxen rover]

nooo 😂

[quaint herald]

[lilac forge]

amogus

[unkempt basin]

Hey way

[quaint herald]

[waxen rover]

i know... my bad

[unkempt basin]

I despise angel

It's all I see

[lilac forge]

[unkempt basin]

If not angel it's boris

[quaint herald]

[wispy valley]

i rarely see casper

[unkempt basin]

What

Casper is every noob

[lilac forge]

[wispy valley]

i mean

in the end of battle

[unkempt basin]

Rao is never seen

[slim grove]

i play Irish

[wispy valley]

cause rao is bad

the ability

[quaint herald]

Mackay : D

[unkempt basin]

I play rao

[wispy valley]

needs buff

[unkempt basin]

Actually rao ability super useful

[wispy valley]

imo

[lilac forge]

me too

[unkempt basin]

It spots people too

[cursive cedar]

Does 2042 have an end of game scoreboard? Need to see how far in first place I’ve at least finished

[wispy valley]

i think ive seen rao end of battle like 1 ir 2 times

[unkempt basin]

That wallhack woman is too unbalanced

[wispy valley]

paik

[lilac forge]

i play dozer and mackay

[unkempt basin]

Imo I would remove

[quaint herald]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/rifkml/peace_was_never_an_option/

[unkempt basin]

Just doesn't go well with Battlefield at all

[wispy valley]

rao needs buff imo compared to rest

[unkempt basin]

Eh

[lilac forge]

Omg this looks sooo fun

[unkempt basin]

I really like rao

Idk how they'd buff

Range is awesome

The time it takes is actually good

And it prevents vehicles from shooting you for a few seconds

[quaint herald]

I'd allow vehicles to use countermeasures but increase the duration

[unkempt basin]

Saved my ass alot

[dry elbow]

What is this

[wispy valley]

you can already spam that with casper's drone

[jaunty lake]

[cold flax]

Irish is really good for preventing spawn killing

[dry elbow]

Do people actually buy that

[unkempt basin]

Caspers drone isn't as useful

[cursive cedar]

I’ll just settle for any character that looks vaguely like me

[unkempt basin]

Rao can do it on the move

[wispy valley]

its good for assist spam

[unkempt basin]

Casper has to hide

[cursive cedar]

Need a tall skinny gorl

[wispy valley]

like with motion detectors

[sick escarp]

yo

[slim grove]

nahh, that's not it, i want an escape

[unkempt basin]

Rao spotting thing is balanced

But paik

...

[silver bone]

I mean, if you're playing as Boris, I instantly lose any expectations when it comes to you

[wispy valley]

i like boris

sentry spam

[unkempt basin]

Espinoza is anti boris

Atleast the way I play

[lilac forge]

A good time

[unkempt basin]

Also they need to buff the shield

[silver bone]

Sentry gun is weak sauce against anything with higher ROF than a sniper rifle

[quaint herald]

I love Mackays Mobility

Get onto roof tops easily

Flank really well

[unkempt basin]

Espinoza shield hardly hits at at all

[cursive cedar]

Who’s a good one to play with for a mobile sniper

[unkempt basin]

Hit box has no width

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/drifting-bulldozer-coming-on-my-way-sliding-into-dms-hello-there-gif-13568079

dozer best

jk

[cursive cedar]

Like to be constantly on the move, on flags and engaging 40-75m range

[unkempt basin]

(me)

I just main rao tbh

His ability is super nice, big fuck you to tanks

[waxen rover]

hopefully without milk 🤢

[quaint herald]

Colonise the house

[cursive cedar]

Change that to greggs and I stan it

[unkempt basin]

With me

[inner charm]

milk tea is amazing

[cursive cedar]

Need a women thooooo

[inner charm]

[waxen rover]

NO

[inner charm]

yes

[quaint herald]

MILK TEA GOOD

[wispy valley]

no milk in tea

[quaint herald]

yOU HERETIC

[waxen rover]

no

ew

yuk

[quaint herald]

REEEEEEEEEEE

[unkempt basin]

Add the tea bag

[inner charm]

yes starr

[unkempt basin]

Water

[frosty onyx]

Rib eye or sirloin

[unkempt basin]

Milk

[frosty onyx]

Which better

[unkempt basin]

Sugar, mix

Done

[wispy valley]

no milk

[unkempt basin]

Perfect

[inner charm]

the greatest thing the british empire has done

[steady yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-eating-popcorn-movie-time-gif-12551924

[cursive cedar]

I like a green tea

[wispy valley]

honey added when sick

[cursive cedar]

Ngl

[inner charm]

milk tea

[waxen rover]

water+teabag= all you need

[cursive cedar]

But like proper snobby green tea

[wispy valley]

otherwise just tea

[cursive cedar]

Nah needs milk if it’s a normal teabag

[inner charm]

nithing snobby about green tea

[silver bone]

Depends on tea

[cursive cedar]

Oh there is about mine haha

[steady yarrow]

https://gfycat.com/memorablebeautifulfirebelliedtoad

[inner charm]

yes

[unkempt basin]

Breakfast tea

[silver bone]

It was godly when I lived in Ireland and atrocious everywhere else

[steady yarrow]

teabag

[waxen rover]

noice XD

[quaint herald]

Dice removed that

[inner charm]

had arabic milk tea, was amazing

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/stella-o-malley-debbie-hayton-tea-making-cup-of-tea-tea-bag-and-milk-gif-13213695

[unkempt basin]

Recoil is easy on PC

[steady yarrow]

they didnt remove me tho

[quaint herald]

I got stabbed by a random bot and it didn't do the bag

[waxen rover]

eeeww

[unkempt basin]

Recoil on console is so akward

[waxen rover]

i didnt need a visualization of it

[quaint herald]

Recoil on console isn't the worst but yeah it's pretty awkward

[inner charm]

seems legit

wow way

rood

[quaint herald]

Wait maybe not the best thing for here...

[inner charm]

[quaint herald]

Instead have this

[sweet bluff]

[unkempt basin]

Don't trust otters

[jaunty lake]

What the hell is that

[inner charm]

beautiful

[waxen rover]

https://skribbl.io/?pzYMLoqNoT9s

[inner charm]

no

[quaint herald]

I have no idea why the Banana and Mustard is there

[jolly folio]

Mustard thermal paste or something

[inner charm]

its the soldering glue

[unkempt basin]

I just sneezed and almost peed

[inner charm]

[waxen rover]

nice join skribbl

[unkempt basin]

Sneeze so hard I hit another reality

[inner charm]

i cant

im cycling a coffee machine

[unkempt basin]

Scribble is

Special

I watched IamWildcat play it

[lilac forge]

[inner charm]

[jolly folio]

watched mini lad

big oof

[sick escarp]

bf5 ps4 anyone?

[unkempt basin]

No

!!lfg

[jolly folio]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[jolly folio]

gotta show dominance

[inner charm]

the bot likes angra today

[unkempt basin]

[jolly folio]

Bot always likes me

[lilac forge]

I like bot

[unkempt basin]

Angra, bot wisperer

[inner charm]

careful

[unkempt basin]

My time playing horizon 5

[jolly folio]

Indeed don’t want to do it again @inner charm

[unkempt basin]

I keep getting stuck on small rocks

[jolly folio]

[unkempt basin]

And unable to move

[lilac forge]

My head hurts

[unkempt basin]

Same

We have so much in common

[inner charm]

bad angra

[unkempt basin]

Would be wild if we kissed

[inner charm]

leave bot alobe

[earnest vigil]

this feels like forever ago

[lilac forge]

Bruh

[jolly folio]

Because it was

And it was poggers

[dry elbow]

What did I walk in on in here

[earnest vigil]

remember when gecko got reg?

[dry elbow]

[jolly folio]

made fun of gecko for no reg

Truly an epic momento

[lilac forge]

Epic

[unkempt basin]

[lilac forge]

Omg omg omg

[unkempt basin]

Omg

[jolly folio]

Very pog

[unkempt basin]

That's the guy from the Simpsons

[lilac forge]

How to get up

[unkempt basin]

Spam the space bar

[lilac forge]

I did

[jolly folio]

another one

[unkempt basin]

Nice mutual server angra

[lilac forge]

Bonk

[jolly folio]

A wonderful meme

[dry elbow]

Okay friends I need you to decide something

[lilac forge]

Yes

[dry elbow]

Who would win in an all out war. My side or @kindred belfry

[quaint herald]

Yours

[unkempt basin]

Depends

[quaint herald]

But it really does depend

[unkempt basin]

George is roman

[silver bone]

The only result I can imagine would be ol' good MAD

[quaint herald]

What's the context

[dry elbow]

George is Romanian

[dry elbow]

We all know I’d win

[kindred belfry]

U stand no chance

[dry elbow]

The context is me vs George

[quaint herald]

Youre American but half Japanese / Korean so things'd be even

[silver bone]

You would both lose

As I said, mutually assured destruction

[dry elbow]

You guys are forgetting I have one tool that is the upper hand against George

[quaint herald]

Remember zy, go for the kneecaps to bring him down

[dry elbow]

George’s kindness will be his downfall

[kindred belfry]

Id never go in a war with zzzy bcs no matter the victor it would be a lose for both sides

[silver bone]

All of us watching would be the true winners. Free entertainment

[unkempt basin]

[dry elbow]

If you don’t let me win I will cry

[silver bone]

The only winning move is not to play

[quaint herald]

So you'll guilt trip him... that's horrible!

[dry elbow]

I win how I can way….

[silver bone]

Maybe he would enjoy that

[dry elbow]

I must use George’s kindness as a weapon

[dry elbow]

Impossible!

[quaint herald]

Get the bat and kneecap

Thats what you do miki

[kindred belfry]

U suddenly remind me of my exes

[silver bone]

I have a bat

[dry elbow]

If it’s a physical war I lose

He just punches me once and I die

[quaint herald]

Cool give her the kneecapper

[silver bone]

That I can provide to highest bidder

[dry elbow]

Physically George wins

[quaint herald]

George can pick you up and you can't do anything

[dry elbow]

But guilt tripping? I win

[quaint herald]

How tall is George

[dry elbow]

Like 1000000 ft

[kindred belfry]

6'2 or for the normal folks 1,90

[dry elbow]

He’s like a Titan and I’m like a dandelion

[quaint herald]

Jesus

[dry elbow]

He steps on me once and I’m dead

But all I have to do is

[unkempt basin]

Shadow of the colossus

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-crying-sad-girl-tears-gif-17484634

[silver bone]

Kick in the marbles never betrayed anyone as means of defense

[quaint herald]

Yeah pick miki up, put her on a cupboard and you win cause she can't get down

Though she might kick you in the stomach

[inner charm]

johnny english says otherwise

[dry elbow]

I can’t reach George is too tall

[kindred belfry]

No no no dont cry u win

[dry elbow]

Victory is mine

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-hugging-yuri-hug-anime-girls-502198-gif-19599352

[kindred belfry]

Golden movie

[strong jackal]

can anyone tell me how to change the vehicle crosshair color? i see other peoples are black and green and i cant figure out how to do it

[unkempt basin]

Colour blind

[kindred belfry]

[dry elbow]

Draw the crosshairs on your screen with a different colored marker

[inner charm]

[strong jackal]

that was my next plan

[kindred belfry]

Zzzy

[dry elbow]

[kindred belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-idiot-anime-gif-16811539

[dry elbow]

It’s always my first options

[kindred belfry]

U cant bonk me

[silver bone]

Again, I feel that both z and George would lose

[quaint herald]

Im not sure if you can always change the hud colour for the vehicles

[inner charm]

weeb

[quaint herald]

I know you can in 4 but eh

[kindred belfry]

Twiggs

Dont start me

[quaint herald]

Ill bonk you hard George

[inner charm]

lol

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-anime-angry-cute-kawaii-gif-13265129

[wispy valley]

🤔

[waxen rover]

Go to bed!

[kindred belfry]

Will u way?

[inner charm]

oh god

[waxen rover]

wanna play something with me? 🙂

[quaint herald]

I dont want to bonk George anymore

[dry elbow]

Not home rn sadly!

[worn yew]

im installing among us

[waxen rover]

ow...

[dry elbow]

Oh no

[kindred belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tanjiro-angry-demon-slayer-kimetsu-no-yaiba-kny-gif-17495204

[quaint herald]

By the way star, I gotta check something then I sleep

[dry elbow]

Im watching Tomie get her hair done

[waxen rover]

ah alright

[quaint herald]

You ever played the sims, miki?

[dry elbow]

Yes

[worn yew]

Legit have this as my lockscreen

[wispy valley]

sus

[dry elbow]

All the old ones except sims 4

Or whatever the new one is

[lilac forge]

SUSSI

[worn yew]

sims 4

[kindred belfry]

Boomer

[wispy valley]

i got sims 4 for free

[dry elbow]

I played I think sims 1 and 2 the most

[wispy valley]

but never played it much

[kindred belfry]

@waxen rover why is zzzy such a boomer?

[dry elbow]

Well you’re not even an adult so

[kindred belfry]

You....

[dry elbow]

[kindred belfry]

We have a saying for that but i wont mention it

[dry elbow]

You better not

[silver bone]

Youngins these days

[quaint herald]

Ahhh

[dry elbow]

Because if it makes fun of me you’ll be in trouble

[silver bone]

angery

[kindred belfry]

Oh it does

[dry elbow]

George is allowed 3 strikes a day

[quaint herald]

I know it's joked around a lot but mid twenties isn't that old

[kindred belfry]

[silver bone]

It's not baseball

[dry elbow]

He already got in trouble this morning for a reason I still can not think of

But he only has 2 strikes left

[kindred belfry]

Once u read dm i will be left with 1 strike

[quaint herald]

I realised I'm obsessed with kneecapping

For some reason

[lilac forge]

I just ordered 10 tacos and not even really hungry

Umad?

[quaint herald]

Oh yeah miki I got a reason for you to be mad at him

[silver bone]

Remind me to never meet you in person

[unkempt basin]

Definitely American

[waxen rover]

2042 here we goooooo

[kindred belfry]

DONT DO THAT WAY

[quaint herald]

He bonked me earlier

[waxen rover]

hop in vc 😄

[lilac forge]

Oooooh

[dry elbow]

Oh he did did he

[unkempt basin]

Uh

[kindred belfry]

Ill be there in 10 mins

[waxen rover]

yo

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/raiva-anime-cute-mad-angry-gif-14725928

[waxen rover]

where is teacup

[quaint herald]

Look as long as you don't bring the bat I'm not a public threat

[unkempt basin]

Bonk has a different meaning to the bonk ik right?

[quaint herald]

He did! He bonked me! D :

[silver bone]

To be fair, many things can replace a bat

[quaint herald]

Yeah there are two meanings to bonk

[unkempt basin]

good

[dry elbow]

@kindred belfry you big doof

[quaint herald]

The British ruin everything

[dry elbow]

LMAO

WHAT

[silver bone]

A shovel, a mallet, a stick... many things can kneecap

[molten thunder]

A Spas-12

[unkempt basin]

Joel be like

[quaint herald]

Bonk had an innocent meaning

[dry elbow]

Wait what does bonk mean in British

[quaint herald]

Uhhh

[unkempt basin]

[quaint herald]

Ill dm

[kindred belfry]

She gonna kill me anyway for what i said

[lilac forge]

At least someone around here is getting bonked

[silver bone]

Might as well say it again so we can have fun at your expense

[worn yew]

ah

[unkempt basin]

[dry elbow]

@kindred belfry

[silver bone]

...why can I hear boss music

[dry elbow]

We have to stop bonking eachother

[kindred belfry]

God have mercy cus zzzy wont

Why?

[quaint herald]

I told her

[dry elbow]

Because way told me what bonk means

[silver bone]

...wait, you didn't know

[kindred belfry]

What does it mean

[quaint herald]

Ill dm

[dry elbow]

No

[quaint herald]

Wait

[dry elbow]

Im american

[quaint herald]

YOU DO KNOW

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-laughing-gif-20959213

[dry elbow]

Im not English

[silver bone]

May your soul remain pure and innocent

[kindred belfry]

TELL ME

[dry elbow]

WHY DOES EU RUIN OUR THING

[unkempt basin]

Wdym

[dry elbow]

my soul is no longer innocent

[quaint herald]

I dm'd

[unkempt basin]

British bonk was before

[kindred belfry]

I have 1 strike left right @dry elbow

?

[dry elbow]

2

[fair heron]

[kindred belfry]

Qoh

[dry elbow]

We aren’t supposed to be bonking

Gee thanks WAY now I can’t stop reading it in that context

[kindred belfry]

But i had 2 strikes left

[quaint herald]

HEY

YOU ASKED

[dry elbow]

I was an innocent human being

A pure hearted soul

[kindred belfry]

I am already condemned to hell

So whats 1 more nail in the coffin

[quaint herald]

Im a good Australian

[silver bone]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-air-quotes-gif-18226933

[molten thunder]

Keyword: W a s

[quaint herald]

Zy is a very good but not pure soul

[dry elbow]

George and I have been doing the bonking jokes for WEEKS now

[unkempt basin]

[quaint herald]

Hehehe

[dry elbow]

How will I ever make it to heaven

[quaint herald]

I read that sentence in a completely different format im done

[kindred belfry]

DONT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IM A BAD BONKER

[quaint herald]

HAHAHAHA

[dry elbow]

Im never bonking you again

[unkempt basin]

This is great

[inner charm]

oh god

[molten thunder]

Out of context moment

[inner charm]

george

[silver bone]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha

hahaha

ha

[inner charm]

i cant believe you

[dry elbow]

HELP ME SPITFIRE

[inner charm]

dont

[silver bone]

This is too good

[inner charm]

[kindred belfry]

Saved

[quaint herald]

@dry elbow

[dry elbow]

NO DONT

[inner charm]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dry elbow]

OH MY GOD

MY INNOCENCE

[molten thunder]

Rest in pepperoni

[quaint herald]

Starboard is down but

[dry elbow]

I love that saying

[inner charm]

what innocence?

[quaint herald]

This will be remembered

[inner charm]

yes

[silver bone]

This is on level of Hess' mistake

[dry elbow]

@kindred belfry Im literally going to bonk you so hard you’ll be dead

[silver bone]

Hall of Fame material

[quaint herald]

HAHAHAHA

[neat pumice]

Does someone playing breaktrough ina US server?

[quaint herald]

My lungs

[inner charm]

yes

[quaint herald]

My actual lungs

[unkempt basin]

I have headache

[slim grove]

What did happen to starboard?

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/powerful-head-slap-anime-death-tragic-gif-14358509

[molten thunder]

I can't because of a glitch

[quaint herald]

Underuse of it

[dry elbow]

There goes George’s brain

Scrambled

[inner charm]

bad bot

[quaint herald]

Eggs

[kindred belfry]

[fair heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kendo-shinai-bonk-doge-horny-gif-20995284

[mortal rune]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zapp-brannigan-kiff-kroker-kiff-im-watching-you-gif-23039023

[dry elbow]

Is that a baseball bat

What is that in his hand

[mortal rune]

embed fail

[mortal rune]

😔

[silver bone]

I don't know what's better, z's pure innocence or the fact that George kept this going without bothering to clarify for god knows how long

[quaint herald]

I think so

[inner charm]

you love anime

[slim grove]

here

[dry elbow]

I do

[quaint herald]

See I think George knew

[inner charm]

but you dont kniw a kendo sword?

[kindred belfry]

Zzzy

[inner charm]

the fuck

[waxen rover]

come play 2042

[quaint herald]

George has known all this time

[dry elbow]

I can’t see it!

[kindred belfry]

At least take me out for dinner first

[inner charm]

[quaint herald]

Oh man it's worth it staying up for this

[kindred belfry]

Im not someone u can bonk hard without a dinner

[slim grove]

i'm about to watch a film with my sister, but after that, if y'all are still playing, sure

[dry elbow]

Only if you’re paying.

[kindred belfry]

Worth

[inner charm]

bonk and chill, sushi place with sake

[dry elbow]

The least you could do is not bonk me before dinner

[silver bone]

This is comical

[kindred belfry]

YOU SAID U WANNA BONK ME HARD

[dry elbow]

Until you’re dead

[inner charm]

thats what she did indeed say

[kindred belfry]

Thats a nice way to die

[dry elbow]

Is that a raccoon

[molten thunder]

Yes

[dry elbow]

What’s that in his hand? A bonking stick?

[keen hatch]

yes

[slim grove]

yes

[silver bone]

Pretty sure that's a leek

[molten thunder]

._.

[inner charm]

yes

[dry elbow]

Can you hit someone with leek

[kindred belfry]

Why do u need a stick for u know.. bonking

[quaint herald]

Bonk me with leak and make it the last thing I remember

[torpid surge]

Damn yall still not breathing fresh air

[inner charm]

yes

[dry elbow]

Oh you’ll see

[silver bone]

You can hit anyone with anything if you try hard enough

[dry elbow]

What about paper

Wait actually you could

[silver bone]

Did you ever have a book land on your head

[dry elbow]

What if I took 200000000 sheets of paper and made a ball

[inner charm]

no

[dry elbow]

Yeah but that has a cover

Im taking about just paper

[silver bone]

Inside hurts just as badly

[quaint herald]

My dad would wake my sister and I up with a newspaper roll

[dry elbow]

Could you hurt someone with paper

[keen hatch]

does this help?

[silver bone]

Ah yeah, hit with rolled newspaper as punishment is a classic

[dry elbow]

Actually I’ve been bonked by a phone book before

[quaint herald]

The first thing we'd hear is batter up and he would start smacking us with it to wake us up

[slim grove]

i'm eating burger

[silver bone]

Bold

[dry elbow]

Why is that hat on that leek

[quaint herald]

He got my cousin once and scared the shit out of him

[silver bone]

But yeah, I did have my digits hit with a rolled newspaper

Would not recommend

[dry elbow]

Also where can I buy that raccoon

I want that it’s cute

[quaint herald]

Why is the raccoon holding a leek with an anti raccoon hat

[silver bone]

Far as hitting goes, I recommend a baseball though

Small, simple, smarts like hell

[dry elbow]

That shit hurts

[keen hatch]

The leek hate racoons so it wears a hat against raccoons ofc.

[dry elbow]

I’ve been hit by a baseball in the leg

[silver bone]

I know, I played baseball

[dry elbow]

And it left a massive welt

[quaint herald]

At school my friend brought a cricket ball and it would go flying into our faces and chests

[silver bone]

I got hit in the neck by a foul ball while calling strikes

not fun

[dry elbow]

AHHHHHH

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

[quaint herald]

Oh jeez

[lilac forge]

Reindeer meat

[dry elbow]

Kill the leek

[quaint herald]

My friend got shot in the neck by a paintball

That didn't explode

[silver bone]

Probably because 1) pitcher couldn't pitch for shit and 2) it got me more on the side than dead middle

[dry elbow]

How dare u, I want raccoon

[silver bone]

I also took a dodgy groundball to the teeth, that was nice

[quaint herald]

So it scraped more than actually hit?

[silver bone]

Teeth survived though

[astral copper]

Ban him

[silver bone]

It very much hit, but I have a wham neck, you know

[kindred belfry]

Way

I love u

[quaint herald]

Ye

Oh

[kindred belfry]

For that ss

[sick escarp]

I hate areodome

[quaint herald]

ss?

Ass?

[sick escarp]

Aerodome*

[quaint herald]

Oh!

Screenshot

[keen hatch]

Can't help with trash-panda acquisition I'm afraid.

[quaint herald]

Nvm

[silver bone]

There is a lot of surface to hit besides the larynx

[kindred belfry]

A christmas gift

[dry elbow]

Good I hope you love that screenshot. Because that’s the last bonk you’re ever getting from me

[quaint herald]

Carbo spreads his anti trash panda sentiment and replaces it with penguins

Its heresy amongst the mod team

[kindred belfry]

IM HALWAY ACROSS THE WORLD

[dry elbow]

Pools closed

[quaint herald]

And we try to re educate him about it

But it doesn't get through

[dry elbow]

Does carb not like raccoons

……

[silver bone]

You need a place to fight, I recommend my garden, lot of space to duke it out

[quaint herald]

It doesnt seem so!

[keen hatch]

I like to think of it as Karma, I bring balance to a too heavy pro trash-panda leaning mod team.

[silver bone]

I don't like them

[dry elbow]

I like trash panda and penguin

[quaint herald]

You hate the little guys!

[silver bone]

I don't like penguins either

[quaint herald]

I loved that baluga penguin gif from earlier zy

[keen hatch]

Guess Spitfire brings balance to my current love for penguins 😄

[dry elbow]

You’re cruising for a bruising

[silver bone]

I'd like to see you try

[quaint herald]

I actually disliked raccoons for the longest time

[dry elbow]

[kindred belfry]

[dry elbow]

Look at what happened To George

Don’t doubt my power

[quaint herald]

Because they can spread an extremely dangerous parasite which soured my opinion of them

[kindred belfry]

Zzzy!

[silver bone]

He doesn't seem to be particularly upset or hurt

[kindred belfry]

U bonking carbonic now?!

[dry elbow]

Hell no

[quaint herald]

But it amazes me seeing them being genuinely intelligent and sociable animals now

[dry elbow]

He will be

Pay your respects while you can

[quaint herald]

The only kinda bonking you'll get is from the bat

[silver bone]

Badger > trash panda

[dry elbow]

Badgers are cute

[quaint herald]

Badgers are angry assholes

[silver bone]

Badgers are assholes

But they destroy wasp nests in my area on regular basis

So I respect them

[limber raven]

SHEESH

[quaint herald]

Oh jeez

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-lion-honey-badger-shoo-get-away-gif-13197598

[quaint herald]

Theyre so brave

[dry elbow]

Badgers have like 0 chill

[quaint herald]

Lion doesn't want its shit

[dry elbow]

But their babies are so cute

[silver bone]

Yeah, you don't want to provoke a badger

[kindred belfry]

Remindnu of someone?

[quaint herald]

Its like a bird, they make up such a fuss

[silver bone]

Damn thing is a tank full of malice

[dry elbow]

Hes me

I have 0 chill

[quaint herald]

Why, cause its the smaller one?

Oh

[dry elbow]

WHAT THE FUCK

[kindred belfry]

Thats me and zzzy in a duel

Only that she doesnt stand a chance

[silver bone]

Thank you for saying what I was thinking about

[keen hatch]

Badgers and trashpandas are the same thing. Badgers are basically cranky raccoons early on a Monday morning.

[quaint herald]

That was a cheap shot im sorry Miki

[dry elbow]

Oh sure sure

[silver bone]

You could say it was...

a low blow

[quaint herald]

No!

[kindred belfry]

Can there be any other blow?

[dry elbow]

You son of a

[quaint herald]

We're both dead

[dry elbow]

Actually

Wait nvm

[quaint herald]

No

[kindred belfry]

No no

Go on

Tell me

Tell us

[dry elbow]

I’ll show you

[quaint herald]

What?

[hybrid vale]

last friday night

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/seras-snipers-hellsing-abridged-canons-gif-11146920

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

@kindred belfry here you go

[kindred belfry]

Shall i remind u where alucard shot her?

[dry elbow]

NO DONT

[kindred belfry]

Are u sure?

[dry elbow]

YES

[kindred belfry]

What if the others wanna know

[dry elbow]

THEY DONT

[kindred belfry]

@quaint herald do u wanna know where alucard shot her?

[silver bone]

I know it was a low hanging fruit

Worth

[dry elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/seras-victoria-hellsing-cute-anime-gif-14556774

[dry elbow]

YOUR DAMN SHORT JOKES

[quaint herald]

Where what

[kindred belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-anime-gif-11638542

[dry elbow]

NO DONT

WAY U DUMMY

[kindred belfry]

So he took his gun

And shot her

[silver bone]

I can provide more in short order

[inner charm]

so i got some good news

they found the missing tax document

[quaint herald]

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON

[dry elbow]

[quaint herald]

Oh that's cool

[dry elbow]

I hate George

[silver bone]

I don't sell myself short

[kindred belfry]

Dw i wont tell

[dry elbow]

You’re going to be sold shortly

So the bottom of the sea

[inner charm]

UNDER THE SEA UNDAH THE SEA

[silver bone]

That would be a shortsighted decision

[inner charm]

under the sea!!!!

[dry elbow]

Where you’re going, you won’t have any sight

[kindred belfry]

Zzzy

Zzzy

[dry elbow]

Ye sgeorge

[kindred belfry]

Zzzy

[dry elbow]

YES

GEORGE

[kindred belfry]

How are you?

[dry elbow]

I am doing well

A little tired hbu

[quaint herald]

[kindred belfry]

Im doing good

Thx for asking

[silver bone]

You really want to make long story short when it comes to describing it

(I love having a job related to use of languages)

[quaint herald]

She's gonna kill you

[silver bone]

I can feel the bloodlust

[dry elbow]

It’s over

[dry elbow]

By the time I’m done, there’s going to be more than just a story

[inner charm]

[dry elbow]

There’s going to be a whole Netflix special

[inner charm]

itll be a legend

[kindred belfry]

Yo zzzy

I have a rlly good joke

[dry elbow]

AWWWW CUTE

[silver bone]

These usually aren't very short though

[kindred belfry]

Can i say it?

[dry elbow]

You typing is good enough

[green ermine]

chopsticks

[inner charm]

damn gottem

[kindred belfry]

Bye

Blocked

[dry elbow]

Hello George

[inner charm]

best entertainment ive had at work so far today

[dry elbow]

Welcome back

[inner charm]

[kindred belfry]

Im no longer talking to u

[dry elbow]

Im being made fun of twiggs!

[green ermine]

twix?

[inner charm]

and im enjoying it

[green ermine]

left or right

[inner charm]

right

[kindred belfry]

[silver bone]

You're getting the short end of the stick

[dry elbow]

So you’re just going to bonk me but never say anything?

That’s pretty rude

[quaint herald]

So George has gone from bonking miki to twiggs

[kindred belfry]

... thats... Fine we gonna talk

[rapid belfry]

Yea george

Why so rude

[green ermine]

argue your case on why you deserve more chocolates than the rest of the class

[kindred belfry]

NOT U ROSE AS WELL

[dry elbow]

I know thank you rose

[kindred belfry]

WHY U ALL TEAMING AGAINST ME

[fiery marten]

Help chat

[kindred belfry]

Why is it the pretty guy gets lynched first?

[rapid belfry]

Hi nugget

[silver bone]

I'm just baiting

[green ermine]

nougat

[dry elbow]

George just goes around bonking us and never saying anything @rapid belfry

[dry elbow]

You’re going to be bait in a second

[fiery marten]

[rapid belfry]

Shave beards

[fiery marten]

Hi frens

[kindred belfry]

Well u never stay for breakfast

[green ermine]

what

[dry elbow]

Why am I always making it

Dummy can’t cook

[kindred belfry]

WELL UD KNOW I CAN COOK IF U WOULDNT BONK AND LEAVE

[quaint herald]

Cooking is fun